Tate Speech - January 05, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 44

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THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 43 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 45

Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

134.53

Word count

639

Sentence count

62


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Start doing this hateful tape thing with my man Dave.
00:00:04.000 That's me, my face covered in the middle of Romania, Bucharest.
00:00:09.000 All my hate mail has been about women or my attitude towards women in general.
00:00:15.000 And it's been quite an interesting thing, really, for me to experience because people seem to be genuinely offended.
00:00:21.000 At the mercy of a ruthless man in a suit.
00:00:26.000 Don't fear, I'm only at the barbers.
00:00:28.000 Expert barbers.
00:00:29.000 Within a society, the way you're supposed to, as most people do, you're going to end up believing a bunch of things and saying a bunch of things that you emotionally believe are wrong, you don't even know why.
00:00:45.000 You don't know why it offends you if I have two girlfriends or two wives or three girlfriends or three wives.
00:00:51.000 You don't know why that offends you, but you know that it does.
00:00:55.000 So here are expert barbers.
00:00:57.000 This young man had the challenge of his life to try and tame that Afra.
00:01:05.000 The young man battled bravely and nobly.
00:01:07.000 He was clearly struggling.
00:01:11.000 Like if a man wants to have sex with a man, it doesn't offend you, that's fine.
00:01:15.000 But if a man wants to have sex with two women, that's crazy.
00:01:18.000 That's crazy, that's wrong.
00:01:20.000 And that's because you've been socially conditioned.
00:01:22.000 Because you have to understand that the society we live in has been built very specifically to make people think a very specific way.
00:01:29.000 And that thinking, the greatest thing that they've achieved with this societal pressure is that thinking isn't necessarily the evolutionary thinking of man.
00:01:38.000 Ah, the mirror.
00:01:39.000 The classic mirror.
00:01:41.000 The international symbol that the haircut is over and it's time to, well, mess up my hair in that case.
00:01:51.000 I thought that was that.
00:01:53.000 How wrong I was.
00:01:56.000 He took my handkerchief off.
00:01:58.000 I was quite satisfied.
00:02:01.000 Then it came back on again.
00:02:04.000 Try to play my confusion cool.
00:02:08.000 I was pretty unaware what the fuck was going on at this point.
00:02:29.000 He then proceeded to forcefully plunge me into the water before pouring what looked like absinthe on my head, but felt like mint.
00:02:42.000 Odd.
00:02:43.000 What preceded the mint was him attacking my head with his fingers.
00:02:48.000 This continued for a while until he sort of climaxed with a very strange facial expression.
00:02:56.000 Thankfully, he left, but came back with some sort of villain James Bond torture device.
00:03:04.000 Not satisfied with just torturing my head, he soon moved on to my face.
00:03:12.000 Soon enough, he was back to the head more forcefully than ever.
00:03:17.000 Then something odd happened.
00:03:18.000 He started pushing me.
00:03:21.000 And before I know it, he was starting to massage my back with the weird vibrating hand.
00:03:30.000 Unbelievable.
00:03:33.000 It's a vibrating hand.
00:03:48.000 Transformation.
00:03:51.000 From messy Mexican to slightly groomed Mexican.
00:04:00.000 But I don't think it's worth celebrating.
00:04:02.000 I mean, you're gay, cool.
00:04:03.000 You're not gay, cool.
00:04:04.000 So to me, it's the same.
00:04:05.000 So I'm the least homophobic person on earth.
00:04:07.000 But people are celebrating.
00:04:09.000 She's so brave that that fucked up dude, who from the Kardashians who decided to become a woman, I don't care what you say, if you make it to the age of 60 and you're a man, and you get all the way to 60 years old, and then you decide you're a chick, there's something.
00:04:21.000 There's a screw loose.
00:04:22.000 Don't give a fuck what you say.
00:04:24.000 So that mental dude decides to become a chick, and everyone talks about how brave he is.
00:04:29.000 He's so brave, inspirational.
00:04:32.000 They're not talking about the soldiers, rather, getting shot at to defend a country.
00:04:35.000 They're not talking about the scientists.
00:04:37.000 They're scientists curing cancer right now.
00:04:39.000 You don't know their name.
00:04:40.000 I don't know their name.
00:04:41.000 Because they ain't celebrated.
00:04:42.000 But we're celebrating a dude who puts a wig on.