Tate Speech - January 09, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 45

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Nicolae Ceausescu Dave Stephen Hawking Timisoara Blimey Carl
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 44 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 46

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

119.13

Word count

961

Sentence count

116


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 After being abandoned by Andrew and tortured at the barber's, I asked Tristan what was the plan.
00:00:07.000 Okay, I'll pay for you in 10 minutes.
00:00:12.000 Okie dokie, all expenses.
00:00:18.000 What's the plan then?
00:00:22.000 I guess, you're flying once a mile, driving around Bucharest tonight.
00:00:27.000 Bucharest by night.
00:00:28.000 I'll show you the place.
00:00:29.000 Nice.
00:00:29.000 Put that camera on my face.
00:00:30.000 View of the palace.
00:00:31.000 The parliament building.
00:00:33.000 The problem with communism.
00:00:35.000 Everybody's equal.
00:00:36.000 Builds himself a rocket proof palace.
00:00:38.000 Not just a rocket proof palace, he wasn't satisfied.
00:00:41.000 One of the largest buildings in the world to live in.
00:00:46.000 Who's this?
00:00:47.000 Nicolae Ceausescu, the communist dictator of Romania.
00:00:51.000 He dragged him out into the streets and shot him in 1989.
00:00:56.000 Any reason?
00:00:58.000 Yeah, there were some protesters in a city called Timisoara, and they were protesting against the presidency, against his leadership.
00:01:05.000 He ordered the army to fire on them.
00:01:07.000 Killed some women and children.
00:01:08.000 People went nuts.
00:01:09.000 Tried to give a speech to calm everyone down in Bucharest, but news had already reached the sea.
00:01:13.000 So they basically swarmed him like something out of a zombie apocalypse.
00:01:16.000 He escaped via helicopter from the roof of this palace we're about to go to.
00:01:20.000 He was flown to a place called Snagov.
00:01:24.000 Then he got in his helicopter when people knew he was there and started flying, but the military changed sides.
00:01:30.000 The military turned against him and ordered him to land his helicopter.
00:01:32.000 So they snagged him.
00:01:34.000 Yeah, they snagged him from Snagov to Targoviste, I think, where he landed.
00:01:40.000 One hour show trial shot him and his wife in the garden of some courtroom.
00:01:45.000 Blimey.
00:01:46.000 Indeed.
00:01:48.000 As large as buildings, I remember.
00:01:51.000 The Palace of Nicolae Ceaușescu, or as they call it today, the Parliament Palace.
00:01:56.000 It was built by a communist dictator, but that is now where the Parliament of Romania sit.
00:02:03.000 Repurposed.
00:02:03.000 He would be turning in the grave, wouldn't he?
00:02:06.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:02:07.000 Parliament.
00:02:09.000 God.
00:02:09.000 The people making decisions.
00:02:13.000 It wasn't all bad.
00:02:15.000 No?
00:02:16.000 What good did he do?
00:02:18.000 Just let's build a defense campaign for Ceausescu, anything?
00:02:21.000 Many good things.
00:02:22.000 If you lived in Bucharest at the time and you weren't an exceptional individual, here's the thing about communism.
00:02:28.000 If you are exceptionally smart or exceptionally brilliant, it sucks for you because you're never going to get further than anyone else.
00:02:34.000 But if you're a normal citizen of Bucharest and you like Ceausescu, if you didn't, you could disappear in the night.
00:02:39.000 If you liked him, you know, everyone had a place to live, everyone had a job, everyone had food.
00:02:44.000 Not that awful.
00:02:45.000 Okay, a few inches closer.
00:02:56.000 The shark of the motorways, back street alleys, sonar, especially radar.
00:03:07.000 This is using light, sonar uses sound.
00:03:08.000 Dave, obviously, yeah, you're on the right path, yeah.
00:03:16.000 Indeed, I am.
00:03:16.000 Says the local, says the local, yeah.
00:03:20.000 I do live in this city, Dave.
00:03:23.000 In case you've forgotten, I do live here, yeah.
00:03:28.000 Nothing quite gives you a sense of direction like a.
00:03:30.000 A couple of days in the over New Year's Eve period, though.
00:03:33.000 Getting drunk.
00:03:34.000 Yeah.
00:03:36.000 I can imagine.
00:03:36.000 Getting some ladies.
00:03:39.000 Singular.
00:03:41.000 Okay, ladies singular.
00:03:43.000 How do you do that?
00:03:49.000 What's the best thing about this car?
00:03:52.000 The best thing about this car is the driver.
00:03:56.000 If you weren't driving it, what would be the best feature?
00:04:04.000 How comfortable it is.
00:04:06.000 Agreed.
00:04:07.000 It's one of the most comfortable vehicles I've ever owned.
00:04:09.000 More comfortable than a Range Rover, which I've had.
00:04:12.000 More comfortable than a big S-type Jag, which I've had.
00:04:15.000 It's an exceptionally comfortable car.
00:04:17.000 And you can do this.
00:04:21.000 That is heating my seat.
00:04:25.000 You have loads of cars out there, and you just haven't been in that many cars, I guess.
00:04:29.000 It's a standard in quite a lot of cars today.
00:04:31.000 You can buy a Volkswagen Golf with heated seats.
00:04:34.000 My bicycle doesn't have a heated seat.
00:04:35.000 It does after a few miles.
00:04:40.000 I don't know if that's a fart joke or.
00:04:43.000 It's just a sweat joke.
00:04:47.000 Tristan says the coolest thing about this car is how comfortable it is.
00:04:51.000 But when he says comfortable, he doesn't mean traditional comfort, like sitting down.
00:04:56.000 It's the little things, okay?
00:04:58.000 You know, you see those nutsers on the streets of your local town driving along, not knowing their boots open.
00:05:05.000 And everyone's beeping out.
00:05:06.000 I can't get your boot open, you twat!
00:05:09.000 If that happens in this car, do you have to stop, pull over?
00:05:15.000 Absolutely not.
00:05:25.000 Hmm.
00:05:27.000 No, it's not that one.
00:05:28.000 Well, you might have to in this case if you didn't know where it was, but.
00:05:31.000 Hmm.
00:05:34.000 It's definitely in this direction.
00:05:39.000 Mm-hmm.
00:05:41.000 Nope. Nope.
00:05:45.000 Aircon.
00:05:48.000 Frost.
00:05:51.000 Gonna.
00:05:57.000 Has that not bloody worked?
00:06:00.000 Maybe you have to hold it.
00:06:07.000 Ah, feck.
00:06:09.000 You've got to be fucking joking.
00:06:20.000 That's that ball's hole.
00:06:23.000 Fucking there you go.
00:06:26.000 What's this for a slice of fried gold?
00:06:34.000 It's just open, doesn't it?
00:06:41.000 I fucking hate cars.
00:06:42.000 I'd like to say now, I don't have a car and I don't want one.
00:06:45.000 Okay, this is a feature that I do like and I do know how to use.
00:06:49.000 Probably the coolest thing about it, you know?
00:07:02.000 If that's not cool enough, you can actually contort.
00:07:05.000 Alright, so watch this.
00:07:08.000 It's not just up, that's up, straight back, sandwiched.
00:07:16.000 But with this one, you can contort it.
00:07:23.000 See?
00:07:24.000 It's curving my back.
00:07:28.000 So you should buy this car simply because it allows you to recreate the movement.
00:07:33.000 Of the living legend and the world's smartest man that is Stephen Hawkins.
00:07:40.000 There's Carl, there's Parking, awesome.
00:07:53.000 Make space.
00:07:54.000 Not that I need it.
00:07:58.000 Subscribe to the hateful Tate.
00:08:00.000 UV via shit munching square not 2.
00:08:03.000 Peace, my niggas.