Tate Speech - January 10, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 46

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THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 45 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 47

Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

119.62

Word count

626

Sentence count

81


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hello to fans and subscribers of the most offensive and expensive thing on the internet.
00:00:06.000 You're probably feeling quite aggrieved right now as you've been deprived over the weekend of your daily dose of hate.
00:00:14.000 And I would like to sincerely apologise and take full responsibility.
00:00:20.000 Well, me, the snow, and alcohol, but mainly me.
00:00:37.000 Do you have coffee here?
00:00:38.000 No, what do you want?
00:00:40.000 Before I came here you have coffee.
00:00:42.000 I like coffee when I lose my money.
00:00:43.000 How much you pumped in that?
00:00:48.000 3,000.
00:00:48.000 Some money.
00:00:49.000 Some money for gambling.
00:00:50.000 Now let me tell you something about Pharaoh.
00:00:55.000 Pharaoh always pays.
00:00:56.000 4,000 is what I start with.
00:00:59.000 How do I max my bet?
00:01:00.000 Here we go.
00:01:02.000 Marry gamble.
00:01:02.000 Now we're gambling.
00:01:05.000 Now we're gambling.
00:01:10.000 Now we're gambling.
00:01:29.000 Click after click after click.
00:01:31.000 If only.
00:01:32.000 The sad thing is, in his last 15 years, all the work he's done, all the books he's written, everything he's accomplished, and I've read most of his books, a universe in a nutshell.
00:01:43.000 A brief history of time.
00:01:45.000 I mean, who hasn't read that?
00:01:49.000 The amount of work he's done.
00:01:50.000 Christ.
00:01:51.000 If he could just speak and write like a normal human, what could he have achieved?
00:01:56.000 I mean, he's achieved things beyond. human comprehension almost.
00:02:00.000 He's the most exceptional human on the planet.
00:02:05.000 But but what would he drive?
00:02:08.000 There's a wheelchair.
00:02:09.000 Nowhere near as smart as Stephen Hawking.
00:02:11.000 And I use my intelligence to make money and get laid.
00:02:14.000 If I could not get laid or make money or move, I'd be capable of much more.
00:02:20.000 I won't say I'd be him, but I could figure things out.
00:02:25.000 I could work on problems that maybe haven't been explored in that way.
00:02:29.000 Where are we anyway?
00:02:30.000 Interesting.
00:02:31.000 Where are we?
00:02:33.000 Fucking airport in Bucharest.
00:02:34.000 Drinking vodka, beer.
00:02:36.000 It's not what we do now these days, Dave Tate.
00:02:40.000 Even Hawking himself could have worked out how to get this plane off the ground as the snow came lashing down as well as the delays.
00:02:50.000 So naturally we turned to bending spoons.
00:02:53.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying.
00:02:58.000 Not you, Regella.
00:02:59.000 I can't.
00:03:00.000 Ah, fuck Yurigelo, he's an Israeli cunt.
00:03:04.000 Concentration.
00:03:05.000 This is why Yurigelo says it's mind control.
00:03:07.000 It's all about concentration in your mind.
00:03:09.000 Watch.
00:03:14.000 Is that spoon not bent?
00:03:15.000 Listen up.
00:03:16.000 The spoon was as bent and limber as Louis Spence himself.
00:03:21.000 Confess, admit that I have mind controlling spoon bending powers.
00:03:27.000 I believe you've got bending powers.
00:03:29.000 Alright.
00:03:31.000 Drinking time.
00:03:33.000 Who's up?
00:03:33.000 Don't be a worm.
00:03:37.000 It's another Peroni before the flight.
00:03:40.000 Another Peroni?
00:03:42.000 Sensitive stomach.
00:03:43.000 The worm cries.
00:03:44.000 The worm was not the only one crying, as a mob, an angry, delayed mob, demanded answers.
00:03:53.000 No one in any country has a fucking brain.
00:03:55.000 Everyone's retarded.
00:03:57.000 Everyone's stupid.
00:04:00.000 The screams of the mob didn't seem to help.
00:04:03.000 And you could barely justify their logic.
00:04:08.000 They were using JCBs to remove the snow.
00:04:14.000 JCBs.
00:04:14.000 It's a good day, is that?
00:04:18.000 Quite like snow, actually.
00:04:20.000 It's pretty outside.
00:04:21.000 Now you're coming around.
00:04:24.000 That's what I was trying to say to you months ago.
00:04:30.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:04:33.000 Beautiful day.
00:04:34.000 These mobsters were complaining wildly, but I had no sympathy.
00:04:41.000 My heart went out to the man who truly had something to grieve this day.
00:04:46.000 And that was Mr. Andrew Tate, who had had his Aston Martin stolen.
00:04:52.000 His Aston Martin.
00:04:55.000 Which he quite likes.
00:04:59.000 I'm happy now, see?
00:05:00.000 People say money doesn't buy happiness.
00:05:01.000 Look how happy I am.
00:05:03.000 So I remember when we were driving, driving in your car.
00:05:06.000 Speed so fast, it felt like I was drunk.
00:05:09.000 Sitting a nice day out before us, and your arms on a nice strap round my shoulder, and I.