Tate Speech - January 11, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 47

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Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

145.02

Word count

568

Sentence count

63


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Just been down to get myself a nice cup of tea, and Alan, owner of the season, has asked me to get rid of these things.
00:00:09.000 And if you can see them, they are pretty large and dangerous.
00:00:13.000 Let's have a look.
00:00:16.000 Jesus, NASDAQ.
00:00:19.000 They're fucking huge.
00:00:35.000 Slow on!
00:00:43.000 Dangerous fuckers.
00:00:43.000 I'm getting my gloves on.
00:00:48.000 So, first things first, who the fuck steals an Aston Martin?
00:00:53.000 Right, I know, Bond does it all the time, but.
00:00:58.000 Of a kickboxer!
00:00:59.000 World Champion!
00:01:00.000 Nutters.
00:01:01.000 Recap the flight was cancelled, the mob was angrier than ever, I was drinking more than ever, and that continued for quite some hours.
00:01:11.000 Tristan then had to.
00:01:15.000 Cancel all his cards.
00:01:16.000 That's nothing, don't worry.
00:01:18.000 Alright, cancel this card.
00:01:19.000 Yeah, 20 pounds, I'm gonna go fuck it.
00:01:21.000 Cancel the card, okay?
00:01:26.000 Yes, send me a new card.
00:01:28.000 Cancel this one.
00:01:28.000 Send me a new one immediately.
00:01:30.000 Why are you cancelling the card?
00:01:33.000 A disastrous stumbling, apparently.
00:01:35.000 With his bootcase and all of our cards and money inside of it.
00:01:39.000 Wow.
00:01:40.000 Although that didn't stop him spending money frivolously at the airport.
00:01:44.000 Frivolous would.
00:01:47.000 So my brother's car was stolen in London.
00:01:51.000 Fun.
00:01:51.000 But he's got it back.
00:01:54.000 Hmm?
00:01:55.000 He's got it back.
00:01:55.000 He's got his car back, but they fucked up the computer system.
00:01:58.000 Turns out the Met said that these people are Ocean's Eleven style people who steal supercars.
00:02:02.000 What they did was when he locked his car outside the casino, they hijacked the signal from the key to the car via some weird computer thing, used a computer to open the car and start the engine somehow.
00:02:14.000 But the whole computer system is fucked up.
00:02:15.000 Andrew's driving it directly to Aston now.
00:02:17.000 They have the car.
00:02:18.000 But these people are nowhere to be seen.
00:02:19.000 And Andrew's passport, bank cards, everything is gone by a legit group of G's.
00:02:28.000 And we have like, you know how much money we have on those cards?
00:02:33.000 I mean, I brag about that.
00:02:34.000 So you need to cancel that now?
00:02:36.000 There's no way I can.
00:02:38.000 I can't call the UK from this phone until I go to a shop and buy some credit.
00:02:41.000 I cannot call the UK.
00:02:43.000 I still don't understand the thinking behind someone stealing an SMR, but they obviously are stealing their.
00:02:47.000 They've stolen all the cards and details of a man who owns an SMR.
00:02:50.000 That's valuable.
00:02:51.000 Passport.
00:02:52.000 Oh Jesus, he ain't getting that bad.
00:02:54.000 There's no track record.
00:02:55.000 They found the car.
00:02:57.000 And it was, where was it?
00:02:58.000 Just dumped it.
00:02:59.000 He had 3% battery.
00:03:00.000 He had very limited time.
00:03:02.000 His order was cancel all the coins.
00:03:03.000 I've cancelled all the ones I can cancel from here already.
00:03:07.000 Proactively.
00:03:07.000 I've moved all those euros that you saw in my euros account over to an account that these people cannot access.
00:03:14.000 I've left 71 euro in there.
00:03:17.000 Just to sit, because, you know, they might use it.
00:03:19.000 They might, we'll see.
00:03:21.000 Who knows?
00:03:22.000 Are they dumb?
00:03:23.000 We'll see.
00:03:23.000 What's the time, Tristan?
00:03:32.000 Just to recap for the deal.
00:03:33.000 The time is half past 12.
00:03:36.000 What time do we arrive?
00:03:38.000 Oh, it's Friday today.
00:03:40.000 Friday today, Dave.
00:03:43.000 Which means what?
00:03:44.000 I'll get paid?
00:03:45.000 Yeah, I'll pay you.
00:03:46.000 Well, actually, honestly, I've just cancelled all the cards I'd have to pay you from, so you're going to have to wait a couple of days.