Tate Speech - January 12, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 48

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Dave Stupid Englishman Sally John Page
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 47 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 49

Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

192.92

Word count

1,598

Sentence count

183


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 My opinion of snow had very much changed.
00:00:02.000 I now believed it was the same as its name bearer, John, a complete bastard.
00:00:07.000 I was stuck at the airport drinking with Tristan, and the next thing I remember woke up in the back of a taxi, getting shaken by a security guard and the taxi driver.
00:00:16.000 Stupid Englishman pay.
00:00:19.000 I was a bit confused, didn't really know what the hell was going on.
00:00:23.000 I was at Jollyville, don't know why.
00:00:25.000 I suppose I just wanted the jollies to continue, really.
00:00:30.000 I was alone at this point.
00:00:32.000 Went up to the restaurant, I remember looking like shit.
00:00:35.000 I remember passing a mirror and thinking, Jesus, you look like shit.
00:00:39.000 And I must have stunk like shit as well.
00:00:42.000 Because there was a table opposite me and they were judging.
00:00:46.000 Rightly so.
00:00:47.000 I looked disgusting.
00:00:48.000 I think I ordered a bruschetta, had a beard, left, went to another restaurant, faced the snowstorm again, which I don't know if you can see here, is quite horrific, even still now.
00:01:00.000 Faced another snowstorm, went to a restaurant called Studio 80, it's a bar and bistro.
00:01:07.000 They sat me in the corner, they didn't want me anywhere near the mainstays.
00:01:11.000 I had some olives.
00:01:13.000 Battered olives.
00:01:15.000 As in deep fat fried, not as battered as me.
00:01:18.000 Deep fat fried olives.
00:01:20.000 They were disgusting.
00:01:22.000 Anyway, paid, staggered out, and when I was walking back, that's when I realised I was without Tristan and without my bag.
00:01:32.000 And inside the bag has all the camera equipment and mag, etc.
00:01:40.000 So.
00:01:41.000 Bit of a problem.
00:01:43.000 Panic set in, and I thought I'll just try and track down the taxi I was in.
00:01:49.000 That was my logical explanation.
00:01:51.000 In a snowstorm in Bucharest, the city of millions, well, hundreds and thousands of taxis, I was looking for one, but I couldn't remember why I was even in it.
00:02:06.000 So that was unsuccessful, actually.
00:02:10.000 But while I was dealing with that, Andrew was tracking down an Aston Martin quite successfully.
00:02:15.000 Whatever that charger thing is, that's not mine.
00:02:17.000 And he was told me they use computers to plug into VCN.
00:02:20.000 That's definitely not mine.
00:02:20.000 Grab it all.
00:02:21.000 Anything that you say is not yours, protect your car.
00:02:24.000 The Aston Martin guy just told me he lied me in private.
00:02:26.000 So that's a charger device, huh?
00:02:28.000 Yeah, yeah, that's.
00:02:29.000 That's the jammer or something.
00:02:30.000 Probably, yeah.
00:02:31.000 That's the jammer.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, that's.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, that is the jammer.
00:02:33.000 That's the jammer.
00:02:35.000 Do you need more bags?
00:02:40.000 I'll see.
00:02:41.000 Motherfuckers.
00:02:44.000 The same, we've both been through traumas.
00:02:46.000 Both dealt with them in professional ways.
00:02:52.000 Turns out I did actually get the Mac bag.
00:02:55.000 Happy endings for both of us because he's got his Aston back.
00:02:58.000 Oh, that's cold.
00:02:59.000 He's got his Aston back and I've got my equipment back.
00:03:03.000 So, where was it?
00:03:06.000 I left it at the first place me and Tristan drank it at the airport.
00:03:11.000 And unbelievably, it was actually there.
00:03:14.000 It was handed in with everything intact in Romania.
00:03:19.000 So, I think we need to rethink this whole Romanians are terrible.
00:03:22.000 Because bloody lovely people.
00:03:26.000 Although I couldn't reclaim my bag because I forgot my passport, it was left at the hotel.
00:03:32.000 So I tried to use the only thing.
00:03:35.000 He said to me, My friend, we need some ID.
00:03:38.000 We need some ID.
00:03:39.000 He's not Indian, but my friend, we need some ID to give you the bag.
00:03:43.000 I don't know who you are.
00:03:44.000 And I said, Okay, let me show you.
00:03:48.000 No problem.
00:03:49.000 Not exactly photo ID, but Mr. Page 5 of the Margate Mercury.
00:03:54.000 I think you'll recognise that.
00:03:57.000 And he said, My friend Dad looks nothing like you.
00:04:00.000 I said, Oh, for fuck's sake, everyone thinks this looks like me.
00:04:02.000 The only time this has not been confirmed as me is when it needs to be.
00:04:08.000 So I had to wait and have a couple of hours, come back to the hotel, get my passport.
00:04:12.000 But yeah, happy endings.
00:04:14.000 So.
00:04:15.000 After this enormous fuck up, I thought it would be nice to share a question I put to Andrew a while ago.
00:04:20.000 A question in here from Alex the Basher Brooks.
00:04:25.000 Brilliant name.
00:04:28.000 What do you really think of Dave?
00:04:29.000 He looks like a fun guy.
00:04:33.000 Dave and I are from completely different realms.
00:04:36.000 Dave is a creative.
00:04:37.000 He likes to create things.
00:04:40.000 I like to destroy things.
00:04:42.000 We're yin and yang.
00:04:43.000 For all my talk of balance and how important it was, here it is.
00:04:48.000 Cheers.
00:04:48.000 So, yeah, cheers.
00:04:50.000 I'm glad you said creative and not spiritual.
00:04:53.000 Because a lot of people go, oh, Dave, you're such a spiritual, nice guy.
00:04:58.000 What does spiritual mean?
00:04:59.000 I'm not sure.
00:05:00.000 Spirituality is basically just, I'm religious, but I'm too big a pussy to do what the book says.
00:05:06.000 That's what it means.
00:05:07.000 Still, we get half off.
00:05:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:09.000 Because we all know religion is bullshit.
00:05:11.000 I know it's easier to believe in religion.
00:05:14.000 Life is easier if you believe in religion.
00:05:15.000 Life is easier if you think, God's looking out for me, God has a plan for me.
00:05:19.000 No, there's no plan for you to work in Sainsbury's your whole life.
00:05:21.000 You're just a shit buncher.
00:05:22.000 But people don't want to accept that.
00:05:24.000 So they don't want to be like, God's got this plan.
00:05:27.000 And especially if someone dies.
00:05:29.000 Everyone becomes religious when someone dies.
00:05:31.000 Oh, they're my angel in the sky.
00:05:32.000 Look, my dad died a year and a half ago.
00:05:34.000 Worst thing that ever happened to me.
00:05:35.000 Not for half a second that I believe he was an angel.
00:05:37.000 Hasn't converted him.
00:05:38.000 Haven't converted me because I'm realistic.
00:05:40.000 So people go, well, when it happens to you, did it?
00:05:42.000 No.
00:05:43.000 I've lost people too.
00:05:44.000 He's dead.
00:05:45.000 He ain't watching me now.
00:05:46.000 He ain't listening to me now.
00:05:47.000 Doesn't matter.
00:05:47.000 He's gone.
00:05:48.000 That's how I believe because I'm a very realistic person.
00:05:51.000 But most people, they need to believe in this dumb shit because they cannot function in the reality.
00:05:56.000 Most people's lives are so shit.
00:05:58.000 They cannot understand that good things happen to bad people.
00:06:02.000 Bad things happen to good people.
00:06:03.000 It's luck.
00:06:04.000 And there's just luck how you get through this earth and then you die.
00:06:07.000 And people sit there and go, yeah, well, I'm unhappy, da-da-da.
00:06:10.000 But you don't realize if you're born in a Western country, you're already lucky.
00:06:12.000 Because you're born in fucking Timbuktu, you're fucked.
00:06:14.000 So you're born in a Western country, at least you get to eat every day.
00:06:16.000 If you get to eat every day, you're the top 10% richest people on earth.
00:06:19.000 So you're already one.
00:06:21.000 But they still believe they need this.
00:06:22.000 Why are the poorest countries the most religious?
00:06:24.000 Because without it, they'd kill themselves.
00:06:25.000 But even in the West, people are religious, da-da.
00:06:27.000 But then they read these books and they realize those rules.
00:06:30.000 They go, oh, I get to live with it forever.
00:06:32.000 And the people I love never really die.
00:06:33.000 But I have to go to church on Sunday.
00:06:35.000 That's long.
00:06:37.000 That's bullshit.
00:06:37.000 Oh, I'm not religious.
00:06:39.000 I'm spiritual.
00:06:40.000 So that's what they do.
00:06:41.000 They instantly cop out.
00:06:42.000 They go, Well, I have to do a couple things.
00:06:43.000 Fuck this.
00:06:44.000 So they go, No, I don't believe in religion.
00:06:45.000 Religion's wrong.
00:06:46.000 I believe in something.
00:06:48.000 I'm spiritual.
00:06:49.000 So basically, they just invent bullshit as they go based on zero evidence.
00:06:54.000 So when someone says to me, You look like a spiritual kind of guy, what they're really saying is, You look like you could be a Muslim, but you don't have anywhere near enough effort to follow through.
00:07:03.000 Correct.
00:07:03.000 Fuck you.
00:07:04.000 That's exactly what they mean.
00:07:06.000 You could be a Muslim, but you like beer too much.
00:07:08.000 That's all they're saying to you.
00:07:10.000 So fuck.
00:07:10.000 Spiritual is the biggest crock of shit that's ever existed.
00:07:14.000 I make up rules as I go.
00:07:15.000 I don't break any of the rules because I make them up.
00:07:18.000 I'm still a good person deep inside and there's a plan for me somehow and everyone I love never really dies and I have zero evidence for any of this and I'm spiritual.
00:07:27.000 No, you're a moron.
00:07:28.000 Simply a moron.
00:07:29.000 People don't want to accept the cold hard reality of this world.
00:07:32.000 The cold hard reality of this world is that if you're lucky three to four people care about you, no one else gives a fuck if you live or die and you might as well make as much money and have as much fun as you can because Soon you're gonna be dead and no one's gonna remember you.
00:07:43.000 In the year 3000, no one's gonna be talking about you.
00:07:45.000 Nobody.
00:07:46.000 No one's gonna be talking about you the time you stacked that shelf in Tesco and how clean and neat you made it.
00:07:51.000 No one's gonna give a fuck.
00:07:52.000 No one's gonna care if I got there and banged 10 girls, 100 girls, or 1 girl or no girl.
00:07:56.000 You must just do whatever the fuck you want.
00:07:57.000 Do what you want.
00:07:58.000 Try not to get arrested.
00:07:59.000 Make some cash and spend it.
00:08:01.000 Because soon you're gonna be dead.
00:08:02.000 But people don't want to accept that because their lives are too shit.
00:08:04.000 Because they're sitting there with fuck all going on.
00:08:06.000 They're like, oh, God has a plan.
00:08:08.000 He doesn't, Sally.
00:08:09.000 There's no plan.
00:08:10.000 You're just fat.
00:08:11.000 There's no plan.
00:08:12.000 Go on a diet.
00:08:16.000 Till next time, be in good spirits.