Tate Speech - January 13, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 49

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Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

137.92

Word count

731

Sentence count

90


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome back to the most expensive and offensive thing on the internet at the moment.
00:00:05.000 Possibly the most pointless, but let's not dwell on the negatives.
00:00:08.000 That's what Andrew's for.
00:00:10.000 Like, I bought that M4, it might as well be a 4 Series.
00:00:12.000 Unless you're gonna drive like a grade A dickhead.
00:00:14.000 If you're a vegetarian, you're thinking, well, I blah blah.
00:00:16.000 You need to at least accept you do not live in the real world.
00:00:19.000 Like, let's take Amy Winehouse's example.
00:00:21.000 Everyone's like, oh, she died.
00:00:22.000 She was a genius.
00:00:23.000 She was a musical genius.
00:00:24.000 She sung about not wanting to go to rehab.
00:00:27.000 Then died of drugs.
00:00:28.000 Then died of a drug overdose.
00:00:29.000 And everyone's like, oh, poor girl.
00:00:30.000 You fucking retard.
00:00:32.000 Anyone's mum, they would not be concerned about your dad.
00:00:35.000 If you're watching this thinking, my mum loves my dad, not when Peter Gabriel's in the club, he'd sledgehammer her poop.
00:00:42.000 Different level.
00:00:44.000 Peter Gabriel's a G. Bit of breaking news we are still in Romania, the snow is still being a fucking git, and the Romanians are still working through it.
00:00:56.000 The work is cancelled on this building site.
00:00:58.000 Look at that.
00:01:01.000 I'm not going to catch builders working in that much snow, man.
00:01:07.000 You wouldn't fancy climbing that ladder.
00:01:11.000 Or would you?
00:01:14.000 Yep. There's a bloke in there.
00:01:18.000 Fucking hard working nutters.
00:01:38.000 Other news, I found myself a lovely pair of Choco lips.
00:01:42.000 Choco lips.
00:01:44.000 Been, erm.
00:01:48.000 What have I been doing?
00:01:51.000 Lots of stuff mainly.
00:01:54.000 Not just that.
00:01:55.000 That's stereotyping.
00:01:57.000 Which I hate.
00:02:03.000 What have we got news wise?
00:02:06.000 Tristan went for a drive.
00:02:08.000 Driving along, singing my song, driving in a winter wonderland.
00:02:16.000 I add some lovely, lovely bread, courtesy of the seasons.
00:02:26.000 Choco lips have already mentioned.
00:02:32.000 It's been a bit dull, to be honest.
00:02:36.000 And a few of the viewers have said, Where's Andrew?
00:02:38.000 We need a fix of Andrew.
00:02:40.000 Oh, we must see our beloved Andrew.
00:02:45.000 So, with that in mind, we have got a date.
00:02:49.000 We have got a date for when we fly back to England.
00:02:51.000 That is the 14th.
00:02:54.000 If the snow allows, we will be back in England on the Saturday.
00:03:00.000 So, then don't know where.
00:03:03.000 India, possibly Thailand now.
00:03:05.000 That's what I've heard.
00:03:07.000 I've heard murmurs of Thailand, Cyprus.
00:03:13.000 I really don't mind.
00:03:14.000 Testing, testing, testing, testing.
00:03:16.000 One, two, three.
00:03:17.000 Mr. Andrew Tate.
00:03:21.000 Tate's side.
00:03:28.000 Welcome back to the most offensive and expensive thing on the internet.
00:03:38.000 I'm delighted to be joined by my main man, Andy T. How are you?
00:03:44.000 Fine.
00:03:45.000 How's Romania?
00:03:47.000 Pretty boring, actually.
00:03:48.000 There's not much to do.
00:03:50.000 Can't really walk around.
00:03:52.000 Lots of snow.
00:03:53.000 Lots of snow.
00:03:55.000 It's snowing here now, though, so.
00:03:57.000 It's snowing in England as well.
00:04:00.000 I'm starting to be on board with the fuck snow vibe, definitely.
00:04:03.000 Finally.
00:04:04.000 I told you this in episode 10.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, it's lost its mystical powers to me somewhat when you're sort of stumbling around, almost having a panic attack about the equipment.
00:04:15.000 Apologies about that as well.
00:04:17.000 Yeah, well, you're very lucky you found them.
00:04:19.000 Yeah.
00:04:20.000 Yeah, that was pretty idiotic.
00:04:23.000 Speaking of idiots, you've lost Beag in a casino before, but have you ever lost an Aston?
00:04:29.000 You know, the worst thing about that night is I lost in a casino as well.
00:04:31.000 I lost four grand in a casino.
00:04:34.000 And I came out thinking, oh fuck, I'm just going to go home.
00:04:37.000 And bang, car was gone.
00:04:39.000 Briefcase, passport, wallet, bank cards, money, laptop, iPad.
00:04:45.000 Gone.
00:04:46.000 Do you have a message for the culprits if they're watching?
00:04:49.000 You know what?
00:04:50.000 To be honest, to be actually, if I could see the guys who nicked it, I'd probably shake their hands.
00:04:54.000 Because to be honest with you, it was a fucking, it's not an easy car to steal.
00:04:57.000 It's a 2017 Aston Martin.
00:04:59.000 I actually have respect for someone who's that good at his craft.
00:05:02.000 So I do actually respect the thieves to a degree.
00:05:05.000 I just think they could have at least left my passport and shit.
00:05:08.000 Like, that's no good to them.
00:05:09.000 Like, there was no need to fuck my life up to that level.
00:05:11.000 If I was them, I would have left the passport by the ground and thought, okay, at least he can go on holiday still.
00:05:17.000 Now, let's take his car.