00:00:28.000And people go, you can't buy love with money.
00:00:30.000Maybe you can't buy love, but what you can do. Is taking off beautiful girls on dates because you have all the free time in the world, you're not working a job, you can pick them up in a really nice car, and then sooner or later you're going to find a girl who loves you.
00:04:51.000But the point of having a fucking suitcase is so that it gets scratched up and ruined and protects all of the shit you have inside of it.
00:04:57.000Why would you wrap a suitcase in plastic?
00:05:00.000If you have a suitcase nice like mine, enough to justify trying to protect it, you're going to walk around like a jackass with a plastic covered suitcase so it looks nice when you're back at your house.
00:05:11.000It's the greatest fail in logic I've ever seen.