Tate Speech - January 16, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 51

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6 minutes

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166.12

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1,077

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126


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00:00:00.000 What do you consider the three most important things in your life?
00:00:04.000 The three most important things in my life.
00:00:06.000 My health, because without health there is no life.
00:00:09.000 No point in having anything else if you're not, you know, healthy.
00:00:13.000 Family, obviously, is very important.
00:00:15.000 You can't enjoy anything else if you're, you know, grieving over whatever, whatever.
00:00:19.000 But besides health and besides family, pretty much everything else can be bought with money.
00:00:26.000 So money can be number three.
00:00:28.000 And people go, you can't buy love with money.
00:00:30.000 Maybe you can't buy love, but what you can do. Is taking off beautiful girls on dates because you have all the free time in the world, you're not working a job, you can pick them up in a really nice car, and then sooner or later you're going to find a girl who loves you.
00:00:41.000 It's not that difficult.
00:00:42.000 So it certainly facilitates the path.
00:00:44.000 So money's number three.
00:00:46.000 Yeah, I'm going to need some more of that money stuff.
00:00:50.000 Any childhood heroes apart from your dad?
00:00:53.000 Any childhood heroes?
00:00:55.000 Who was my hero as a child besides my dad?
00:00:58.000 It's a good question.
00:01:00.000 Not really, actually.
00:01:01.000 No.
00:01:01.000 I don't think so.
00:01:02.000 No, I didn't really watch TV, I wasn't going to be allowed to watch TV.
00:01:06.000 My dad had this thing where he was only allowed to watch everything once.
00:01:08.000 You know, kids have like a favorite movie and they watch it a hundred times.
00:01:12.000 I wasn't allowed that.
00:01:13.000 Like, if I watched the Batman movie once, I was allowed to watch it once and once only ever.
00:01:18.000 And my dad said, There's too much information in the world for you to be repeating the same dumb shit.
00:01:22.000 So I never really got into anything because I wasn't allowed.
00:01:25.000 I was only allowed to watch everything once ever.
00:01:27.000 I never saw a film twice in my life.
00:01:29.000 Bloody hell.
00:01:30.000 So, really, it was like even if I liked something, I forgot about it two days later.
00:01:33.000 And that was it.
00:01:33.000 On to the next, you know?
00:01:34.000 Back to the chessboard.
00:01:36.000 Literally.
00:01:37.000 Literally.
00:01:38.000 Literally.
00:01:39.000 Okay, why do you think it is that you are despised by the press?
00:01:45.000 Because I'm an easy person to hate.
00:01:47.000 Not an easy person to hate because I do antagonize people.
00:01:50.000 I know I antagonize people.
00:01:51.000 It's not an accident.
00:01:52.000 But I'm an easy person to hate because I'm genuinely really secure in myself.
00:01:56.000 Most people aren't.
00:01:57.000 Most people aren't secure in who they are and what they've done.
00:02:00.000 And people don't like the fact that I'm genuinely really happy.
00:02:03.000 I'm tall, I'm big, I'm strong, I'm smart, I'm rich.
00:02:06.000 And people start, you know, people get upset by that.
00:02:08.000 And they message me things like, you're lonely.
00:02:10.000 I'm not lonely ever.
00:02:12.000 Oh, well, you pay girls to be with you.
00:02:15.000 No, I don't.
00:02:16.000 Oh, you're not really rich.
00:02:17.000 Yes, I am.
00:02:18.000 You know, so it's just like people are just trying to put a downer on it.
00:02:21.000 But most of their insults are actually quite flattering.
00:02:25.000 When they see you with a chick and they're like, you pay for her.
00:02:28.000 It's just like basically she's too hot for you to believe that.
00:02:30.000 She just knows who the man is.
00:02:31.000 So that's a compliment.
00:02:32.000 Or they say, you're on steroids.
00:02:34.000 It's like, no, I'm just fucking built like a unit.
00:02:36.000 I can't help it.
00:02:37.000 I was born a fucking tank.
00:02:38.000 I don't even go to the gym.
00:02:40.000 Just like this.
00:02:41.000 You know, just naturally, just a beast.
00:02:43.000 I get that.
00:02:44.000 Oh, you're a drug dealer.
00:02:45.000 No, I'm just smart enough to make bows of money.
00:02:47.000 So, all these things they try to insult me with are actually compliments.
00:02:50.000 So, I appreciate every single one of them.
00:03:11.000 Touch today.
00:03:15.000 So, my extremely productive life in Romania was about to come to a close, a finish.
00:03:22.000 And apparently, so was the snow.
00:03:24.000 So, our chances of returning to England were massively increased.
00:03:29.000 As the snow dripped away, me and Tristan drank away at the airport.
00:03:36.000 This time, with realistic chances of getting back to England.
00:03:53.000 It's really gate 13 now.
00:03:54.000 Gate 13 indeed.
00:03:56.000 And what is the, uh, where is gate 13?
00:03:59.000 Upstairs.
00:04:01.000 Here we are again.
00:04:03.000 Yep, back at the airport, a week later.
00:04:06.000 Finally flying back to England.
00:04:09.000 Any thoughts on it?
00:04:10.000 I'm going to England for one business meet.
00:04:12.000 I have to meet one guy for one hour, then I'm leaving.
00:04:16.000 Fuck.
00:04:18.000 English people, you think England's great?
00:04:19.000 Fuck you, you're wrong.
00:04:24.000 I see the family though, isn't it?
00:04:26.000 Uh-huh.
00:04:26.000 I can fly my mum anywhere she wants.
00:04:28.000 Anywhere I am, I can fly her there.
00:04:30.000 I know it's good evening to see her.
00:04:37.000 And you know what I'm pissed off about today?
00:04:40.000 People wrapping their suitcases in plastic.
00:04:42.000 I've seen 10 people wrap their suitcases in plastic.
00:04:45.000 My suitcase, the suitcase I lent to you, are Samsonite suitcases.
00:04:49.000 Very expensive, nice suitcases.
00:04:51.000 But the point of having a fucking suitcase is so that it gets scratched up and ruined and protects all of the shit you have inside of it.
00:04:57.000 Why would you wrap a suitcase in plastic?
00:05:00.000 If you have a suitcase nice like mine, enough to justify trying to protect it, you're going to walk around like a jackass with a plastic covered suitcase so it looks nice when you're back at your house.
00:05:11.000 It's the greatest fail in logic I've ever seen.
00:05:14.000 I don't understand it.
00:05:15.000 Wrapping your suitcase in plastic.
00:05:17.000 Fucking cunt upstairs wrapped in plastic.
00:05:19.000 What is wrong with these people?
00:05:21.000 Who would do that to their suitcase?
00:05:23.000 Not the airport.
00:05:25.000 Here we are again.
00:05:28.000 You'd think we would have learned from our mistakes.
00:05:29.000 So what are we doing here?
00:05:33.000 Well, we stopped drinking.
00:05:34.000 It's almost midday.
00:05:36.000 Waiting for our flight.
00:05:37.000 Boom's in a little bit.
00:05:38.000 Type of cancer.
00:05:40.000 One survives.
00:05:41.000 So you better bet. that 99 people with the same type of cancer die.
00:05:44.000 Statistical rationalisation.
00:05:45.000 Jim.
00:05:45.000 So?
00:05:45.000 We're in a black cap.
00:05:47.000 Uh huh.
00:05:47.000 Business meeting tomorrow and then I'm getting the fuck out of this hellhole.
00:05:56.000 That's England.
00:05:57.000 Bloody good to be back though, isn't it?
00:05:58.000 Tropical, mate.
00:05:59.000 No.
00:06:00.000 Seven degrees.
00:06:00.000 Uh huh.
00:06:02.000 I hate snow.
00:06:02.000 If there's one thing I hate more than snow, it's England.
00:06:13.000 Don't worry about me. I'm good.
00:06:18.000 Absolutely fine with the two bags.
00:06:24.000 Don't worry about me.
00:06:27.000 Technically three bags, including the Marks and Sprinces.