Tate Speech - January 17, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 53

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Margate Dave Hateful Tate Vegas Sorry
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 52 THE HATEFUL TATE 54

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

179.24

Word count

1,180

Sentence count

145


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 I'm a cheat.
00:00:01.000 I'm the fucking man.
00:00:03.000 You know, everyone hates me.
00:00:04.000 The more hate I get, the more I realize I'm actually the fucking man.
00:00:07.000 I have the car everyone wants.
00:00:09.000 I have girls everyone wants.
00:00:10.000 I live in places everyone wants.
00:00:12.000 I go places everyone wants.
00:00:13.000 I have loads of money.
00:00:14.000 I don't work.
00:00:15.000 Every day I wake up and I just have fun.
00:00:17.000 I do whatever the fuck I want.
00:00:18.000 Everyone's like, oh, it takes a dickhead.
00:00:19.000 No, you're a dickhead and you wish you were me.
00:00:22.000 That's the reality.
00:00:23.000 If you were me, you would be happier yourself, but you're not.
00:00:25.000 You're a fucking little shit muncher.
00:00:27.000 Fuck you.
00:00:27.000 I'm the man.
00:00:28.000 I'm the fucking man.
00:00:30.000 So, I can't remember what the question was.
00:00:32.000 That was the answer.
00:00:33.000 That's the answer.
00:00:35.000 That's the answer.
00:00:36.000 The answer is so I'm not staying at the Hilton's.
00:00:38.000 You're not staying anywhere, Dave.
00:00:39.000 I don't give a fuck about this hard-hand shit.
00:00:42.000 I mean, hateful what's it called?
00:00:43.000 Hateful Tate?
00:00:44.000 Yeah.
00:00:44.000 Sorry.
00:00:46.000 Yeah, I ran away from Romania from this shit.
00:00:51.000 And now I ain't got no bank cards.
00:00:52.000 Okay, I could have taken some of that eight grand and booked a hotel.
00:00:57.000 But in the last two days, listen, I had to feed myself and get petrol for two whole days, man.
00:01:02.000 Of course the money's gone.
00:01:04.000 I had to eat three meals a day.
00:01:06.000 I had to drink.
00:01:07.000 And get petrol for two days.
00:01:09.000 Of course, I'm out of the eight grand.
00:01:10.000 How are you feeling?
00:01:12.000 Well, I'm nearly at petrol, but you know, I'm not hungry at least.
00:01:17.000 Good, I'm glad.
00:01:19.000 So, of course, the money's gone.
00:01:20.000 You know, I don't have access to my millions.
00:01:22.000 When I have access to my millions, it's cool, but the thieves took my bank cards, so one of them things.
00:01:28.000 So, I've got to get new ones issued from fucking foreign banks.
00:01:32.000 It ain't easy to like get a Russian bank to send a car to England, it is long.
00:01:36.000 Maybe I could go.
00:01:37.000 and get new cards.
00:01:38.000 See, there's another place on the list I should be going.
00:01:40.000 I need clones.
00:01:41.000 I need one of me in England to finish off dealing with the Astomar and putting it away, handling a little bit of business.
00:01:46.000 One in Romania to finish off the dragon, the whole dragon thing.
00:01:49.000 Remember the dragon, the pump and the water and all shit?
00:01:51.000 That's ready.
00:01:52.000 They're waiting for me.
00:01:53.000 Plus, my Romanian driver's license was stolen.
00:01:55.000 I had to go to the Romanian office to get a new Romanian driver's license.
00:01:58.000 I need another me to go to Vegas and commentate.
00:02:00.000 I need another me to go China with my boy, take the bullet train around China.
00:02:04.000 Another me to go to India and go to Mumbai and talk to these guys who are developing the iPhone app.
00:02:08.000 And another me to go to Moscow and get new bank cards.
00:02:10.000 I've got to do and there's only one Me, there's only one Andrew Tape.
00:02:14.000 This is why everyone thinks i've got it easy, i've got it hard, it's hard to be me.
00:02:17.000 I've got to do all these things, i've got to service all these women.
00:02:19.000 I've got to go all these places.
00:02:20.000 It ain't easy.
00:02:22.000 Luckily i'm the most capable man in the world.
00:02:25.000 Luckily I am a g with a phd, otherwise how would I even pull this off?
00:02:31.000 I didn't have a phd.
00:02:31.000 Thankfully i'm here filming all of you and uh, sort of you know, capturing your plight, exactly.
00:02:38.000 We should start a charity, the POOR Andrew Foundation.
00:02:40.000 Everyone can put everyone like, put a direct debit Directly into my bank saying, Sorry, Andrew, we feel sorry for you.
00:02:46.000 You've got it so hard because you're not a shit muncher and you actually do things and achieve things with your life and you're busy all the time.
00:02:51.000 So here's five pounds of my hard earned money.
00:02:52.000 And everyone can just give you money and feel sorry for me because I've got it hard.
00:02:55.000 I mean, it's easy.
00:02:56.000 Yeah, you work in Tesco, you go home, you watch TV, you go to sleep.
00:03:00.000 Yeah, of course, you're a shit muncher's life, but it's an easy life.
00:03:02.000 You will live a real life like mine.
00:03:03.000 It's not easy.
00:03:05.000 It's not easy.
00:03:06.000 And I've got to gamble all the time.
00:03:07.000 I've got to find time to gamble.
00:03:09.000 Like, no wonder I don't sleep.
00:03:10.000 People say, Oh, you don't sleep.
00:03:11.000 Of course I don't sleep.
00:03:12.000 If I sleep, I can't gamble.
00:03:13.000 I need to gamble.
00:03:14.000 How the fuck?
00:03:15.000 What's the point having money if I'm not going to gamble and lose What's the point even making it?
00:03:19.000 I'm not going to spend it all in the casino every day.
00:03:23.000 One can only imagine, Andrew.
00:03:24.000 People have no idea how hard it is to be me.
00:03:29.000 Why is this seat warm?
00:03:31.000 This is heated seating.
00:03:32.000 Heated seating, correct.
00:03:33.000 Heated seating.
00:03:34.000 I'm not too mad on this one.
00:03:35.000 Well, I think what you can do is get out the fucking car, get on the train, fuck off to Margate.
00:03:42.000 I think those seats are quite cold.
00:03:44.000 So you should enjoy your nice long train journey.
00:03:46.000 They're bits of it cold, Andrew.
00:03:48.000 They're bits of it cold.
00:03:50.000 Have fun.
00:03:57.000 This is the end.
00:03:59.000 We are going to resume the series at some point, aren't we?
00:04:02.000 This is not when I get new bank cards, I might resume this.
00:04:08.000 But you have been quite hard to get hold of as a human being.
00:04:12.000 I've been busy.
00:04:14.000 I'm a G. I've been busy.
00:04:17.000 I'm an international gangster.
00:04:18.000 I've got shit to do.
00:04:19.000 I'm moving kilos.
00:04:22.000 So I'm busy.
00:04:23.000 I can't just be on my phone like, oh, hi, Dave.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, hi.
00:04:26.000 It would be nice if you're not allowed to play Starside.
00:04:28.000 No, can't do it.
00:04:29.000 No.
00:04:29.000 Can't do it.
00:04:29.000 I'm international.
00:04:30.000 Bad one.
00:04:32.000 Listen.
00:04:34.000 I'll message you when I have new bank cards.
00:04:35.000 We'll see what happens.
00:04:36.000 Bloody nightmare train journey.
00:04:41.000 Pretty much.
00:04:57.000 So basically, I had a couple of pints at London St Pancras.
00:05:09.000 Could have been a mistake because I've missed the connecting train to Margate now.
00:05:15.000 So, little shitty BB.
00:05:21.000 It's costing me more than the Hilton.
00:05:24.000 145 quid for this.
00:05:31.000 Yeah, when the guy let me in, he said, Yeah, you're in seven.
00:05:37.000 We call it suicide seven.
00:05:40.000 I can see why.
00:05:42.000 That is not a millionaire size TV.
00:05:44.000 That's just to give you some context, that's my hand.
00:05:48.000 And they're not large.
00:05:51.000 Don't read too much into that, but tea making facilities.
00:05:58.000 Oh, look, a nice traditional fireplace.
00:06:03.000 That's going to burn bright, isn't it?
00:06:06.000 Fucking hell.
00:06:09.000 145 quid.
00:06:09.000 It's not even a double.
00:06:14.000 There's no bathroom.
00:06:16.000 But, you know, tomorrow at Margate, trust me, there will be a party waiting for me.
00:06:23.000 There has to be.
00:06:26.000 Four weeks out of Margate, everyone will be clucking to see me.
00:06:29.000 I know that.
00:06:29.000 Fact.
00:06:30.000 Down the market.
00:06:32.000 Don't forget your buckets of spices.