Tate Speech - January 16, 2017


THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 52

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Aston Martin Granddad Grandad Change Margate Rachel Corsa Luton Vegas
THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 50 THE HATEFUL TATE EPISODE 53

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

212.72

Word count

2,035

Sentence count

236


Transcript

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00:00:02.000 I used to come in here, my friends used to come in here, my sister used to come in here, my sister's boyfriend Marcel used to come in here, my brother used to come, loads of people were in this house.
00:00:09.000 And one day she said to me, you know, your granddad's watch, the time on it changed.
00:00:13.000 The battery's dead, but the time changed.
00:00:15.000 And I said, yeah, someone changed the time.
00:00:18.000 She goes, no, I believe your granddad did it.
00:00:21.000 Are you listening to this?
00:00:22.000 And I said, no, it's a true story.
00:00:23.000 And I said, well, someone changed the time.
00:00:25.000 Someone moved the watch because that's the only explanation.
00:00:27.000 There's no such thing as ghosts.
00:00:28.000 And mum was like, no, someone definitely changed the time.
00:00:31.000 It was a spirit.
00:00:32.000 And I told her a million times, you're retarded.
00:00:34.000 No one changed the fucking time.
00:00:35.000 Time, you know, someone changed the time of the watch.
00:00:37.000 Granddad didn't do it.
00:00:37.000 Granddad's dead.
00:00:38.000 Ghosts don't change time of watches.
00:00:39.000 That's not how it works.
00:00:40.000 So, anyway, cut to two years later.
00:00:43.000 I was staying here.
00:00:44.000 My mother lived here alone at this point.
00:00:47.000 No, no.
00:00:47.000 My mother lived here alone at this point.
00:00:49.000 I was moving house.
00:00:50.000 So, I stayed here for two weeks.
00:00:52.000 My mum was out one day.
00:00:53.000 I saw Granddad's watch.
00:00:54.000 I thought, I know.
00:00:56.000 I'm going to take the watch.
00:00:57.000 No, you didn't.
00:00:58.000 Yeah.
00:00:58.000 And I changed the time.
00:00:59.000 No, you didn't.
00:01:00.000 And then I took a picture of me with the watch like this, like making fun.
00:01:05.000 And I put it back.
00:01:06.000 No, you didn't.
00:01:07.000 So, no, no, no.
00:01:08.000 Here's the best bit.
00:01:09.000 Here's the best bit.
00:01:10.000 No.
00:01:11.000 About a year after this, I forgot that I did that.
00:01:15.000 Now, was it a year?
00:01:15.000 No, no, no.
00:01:16.000 It was nine months, ten months.
00:01:18.000 It was a long time.
00:01:18.000 I tried to look at the watch regularly.
00:01:20.000 Anyway, no, no.
00:01:21.000 You noticed at the time.
00:01:22.000 Oh, my God.
00:01:22.000 No, listen to me.
00:01:23.000 A year after I changed the time, I was in America at my sister's graduation.
00:01:29.000 And I was telling my whole family, including my dad and my mom, how retarded my mom was for believing that Grandad Change was.
00:01:35.000 And my sister stops.
00:01:36.000 My sister stops and says, No.
00:01:39.000 I believe mom because she didn't tell you the best bit.
00:01:42.000 I said, the best bit?
00:01:43.000 What best bit?
00:01:43.000 And I had the same phone, luckily, for a few years.
00:01:45.000 She goes, no, no, no.
00:01:47.000 Again, when no one lived in the house, the time changed again.
00:01:51.000 She said this in front of me, my brother, my dad.
00:01:55.000 It couldn't have been more perfect.
00:01:57.000 All of us had not been in the same room for years.
00:01:59.000 And then I loaded up the picture of when I changed the watch and she looked so stupid.
00:02:05.000 No, too.
00:02:06.000 No, go on.
00:02:07.000 When he was about seven, I think, or six or seven.
00:02:10.000 For his birthday, somebody had bought him a gumball machine.
00:02:12.000 Uh-huh.
00:02:13.000 So he went outside and decided he was going to charge all the kids a quarter for one gumball.
00:02:19.000 No, you got it wrong.
00:02:20.000 The gumball machine took pennies, but I also realised it was badly made.
00:02:24.000 It also took American 10 cents.
00:02:26.000 Then the kids would come to me and say, Oh, I've got this much.
00:02:29.000 And it'd be like $1.60 in quarters or in quarters of dimes.
00:02:32.000 And I'd be like, Oh, I'll give you five gumballs for that because they didn't know the value of money.
00:02:36.000 I knew the value of money because I was filming him.
00:02:39.000 Yeah.
00:02:39.000 It's a reverse angle.
00:02:40.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:41.000 Anyway, yeah, so I used to hustle the kids.
00:02:44.000 I mean, you used to borrow money from me.
00:02:45.000 I was seven years old.
00:02:47.000 I used to lend you money.
00:02:50.000 And then you had a go-kart we would want for your birthdays.
00:02:52.000 You used to charge them a quarter to go up and down the park.
00:02:54.000 Yeah, pond.
00:02:56.000 I saw that.
00:02:57.000 This is $47.
00:02:57.000 Seven years old, mate.
00:02:58.000 $47.
00:02:59.000 Shit.
00:03:01.000 And on play.
00:03:03.000 Twist and tape.
00:03:03.000 Businessman since day one.
00:03:05.000 Good to be back in England, huh?
00:03:08.000 Fuck England.
00:03:11.000 I mean, that's a really lovely shirt.
00:03:13.000 I'm going to have a bath.
00:03:14.000 Let me see.
00:03:16.000 I still like the jacket, though.
00:03:19.000 Andrew, you should have been wearing that, man.
00:03:21.000 Love the jacket.
00:03:24.000 Another new jacket.
00:03:28.000 Is that purple?
00:03:29.000 This purple, yeah.
00:03:30.000 I love that.
00:03:31.000 Well, gee, what are we doing now?
00:03:33.000 You want some money?
00:03:33.000 Because I love that jacket, man.
00:03:37.000 Give me some money.
00:03:38.000 I need some more clothes.
00:03:38.000 Give me some money.
00:03:40.000 You spend money.
00:03:40.000 Give me some money.
00:03:41.000 This is what I've got left.
00:03:43.000 All right, money.
00:03:43.000 Right, so you're going for a meal, yeah?
00:03:48.000 There you go.
00:03:48.000 Lively trousers, isn't there?
00:03:53.000 They are lively trousers, yeah.
00:03:56.000 And I got my velvet jacket and my dragon print.
00:04:00.000 Listen, I knew I had to pimp some hoes.
00:04:02.000 So, when you've got pimp some hoes, first you've got to do is get your pimp outfit going.
00:04:04.000 So, I thought, let me go get pimped out so I can pimp some hoes.
00:04:08.000 What else am I going to do in England?
00:04:09.000 England's depressing as fuck.
00:04:10.000 It's just gambling pimps.
00:04:12.000 All there is to do is just have sex and gamble money.
00:04:15.000 There's nothing else to do here.
00:04:16.000 Yeah, that's how I've spent my 25 years on this stuff.
00:04:19.000 Exactly.
00:04:20.000 So, that's all I've been doing having sex 10 times a day and losing or making X amount of thousand a day.
00:04:27.000 I just roll around in my courtesy Aston Martin.
00:04:30.000 Because my one got nicked in my pimp outfit.
00:04:33.000 So, this is a courtesy?
00:04:34.000 It's a courtesy, Aston.
00:04:35.000 Yeah, my Aston.
00:04:36.000 It does smell very nice, but maybe that's your suede.
00:04:38.000 I'm not sure.
00:04:38.000 Maybe.
00:04:39.000 My Aston is still being dealt with by a Blaze and Aston Martin and shit.
00:04:45.000 So, any news on that?
00:04:46.000 Any updates?
00:04:47.000 Not really.
00:04:48.000 One of them things.
00:04:51.000 For fuck's sake, fuck off.
00:04:53.000 Corsas shouldn't be allowed on the road.
00:04:55.000 These old grey haired.
00:04:57.000 You know what?
00:04:58.000 In the Aston, what have we been stopped by here?
00:05:01.000 Corsa with two OAPs in it.
00:05:04.000 I have nothing against slow cars.
00:05:06.000 Nothing against slow cars.
00:05:07.000 But what I don't understand is when I overtake a slow car, they all start flashing me and bibbing and getting upset and shit.
00:05:13.000 I have a fast car, you have a slow car, so I overtook you.
00:05:16.000 Why would that upset you if you had a slow car?
00:05:18.000 If that upsets you, buy a faster car.
00:05:20.000 Like, my time is obviously worth more than yours because when I put my time towards work, I can afford 150,000 pound cars.
00:05:27.000 And when you dedicate your time towards work, you end up with a 500 pound car.
00:05:30.000 So my time's worth more than your time.
00:05:32.000 So, of course, you've got 20 minutes to fuck around, drive a truck.
00:05:35.000 I ain't got Time to do that.
00:05:36.000 I got things to do.
00:05:36.000 I got money to make.
00:05:38.000 If you had important things to do like I did, you'd overtake two.
00:05:41.000 I've got a little bit of editing to do, so I imagine you'll drive me straight back to the Hilton suite, are you?
00:05:48.000 No.
00:05:49.000 Because when my car got nicked, they nicked my briefcase, which had my wallet in it.
00:05:55.000 And all my bank cards are foreign, so I have no bank cards.
00:05:57.000 So I left the casino with about eight grand in my pocket that day.
00:06:03.000 And that was what, three days ago?
00:06:04.000 And then I just handed Tristan whatever that was.
00:06:08.000 So I've spent.
00:06:10.000 Pretty much all of it, but I've got the acid, I've got a half tank of petrol, and then I've got somewhere to stay tonight.
00:06:17.000 I mean, she's fit, she's got her own place, got her own money, she's a G, so I'm staying there.
00:06:22.000 So I really have no idea what you're doing.
00:06:24.000 So you need to fucking sort yourself out.
00:06:27.000 Well, you can stay the Hilton if you're paying for it.
00:06:29.000 You can stay the Hilton if you're paying for it.
00:06:31.000 I don't have any money to be paying for shit.
00:06:32.000 I don't have any bank cards.
00:06:33.000 I gave Tristan my last money.
00:06:35.000 The eight grand I had two days ago, I've spent on general beating a G, petrol, food, whatever.
00:06:40.000 Sway jacket, and yeah.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, pimping.
00:06:45.000 And that's it.
00:06:45.000 So it's your problem.
00:06:47.000 I don't know where you're going to sleep.
00:06:48.000 So I haven't got anywhere to stay tonight?
00:06:49.000 No, you have absolutely nowhere to stay.
00:06:51.000 Not to stay.
00:06:52.000 So you have to sort something out.
00:06:53.000 You have to tell me where you want to go now and I'll take you.
00:06:55.000 But as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to, I don't want to name names, but I will.
00:07:00.000 I'm going to Rachel's and I'm staying there and you're not welcome.
00:07:03.000 So, all right.
00:07:06.000 I'll drop you at the train station because I'm a kind man.
00:07:09.000 A very kind man.
00:07:10.000 So, train station.
00:07:12.000 Fine.
00:07:13.000 Where are you going?
00:07:14.000 Margate.
00:07:15.000 Well, I suppose so.
00:07:18.000 Have fun.
00:07:20.000 How much is the hill per night?
00:07:23.000 That one you were in, about 130, 140.
00:07:25.000 Fuck that.
00:07:25.000 That is, that's impossible.
00:07:29.000 It's worth it to stay in Luton.
00:07:30.000 Luton's great.
00:07:32.000 Wow, it's a lovely place.
00:07:34.000 Well, there's things that need to happen.
00:07:35.000 I've got things I need to do in England.
00:07:37.000 I've got things I need to do in Romania.
00:07:39.000 We've got, I'm supposed to see Tristan's app developers in India.
00:07:42.000 I've got a friend who's been teaching English in China.
00:07:45.000 For ages, he'll find some time off and he's gonna do a tour of China for two months.
00:07:48.000 He wants me to go with him.
00:07:49.000 So, I'm supposed to go to China.
00:07:51.000 I've got another friend who's commentating in Vegas and wants me to go commentate on him with a kickboxing show in Vegas.
00:07:56.000 So I have to choose between Romania.
00:07:57.000 I have to choose between England or Romania doing things I'm supposed to do.
00:08:01.000 India kind of doing something I'm supposed to do, but also getting pissed out my face in Mumbai.
00:08:05.000 Or China and Vegas just acting like a fool.
00:08:08.000 This is the dilemmas of my life.
00:08:10.000 See, people say, oh, Tate's got it easy.
00:08:12.000 Tate's a millionaire.
00:08:13.000 I don't have it easy.
00:08:13.000 I've got to decide where to go now.
00:08:15.000 When my bank card turns up, I've got to choose where I'm going to go and I have to book a flight.
00:08:20.000 It's difficult.
00:08:20.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:08:21.000 And like, you know, they've got to put the Aston somewhere because obviously people like to nick them because this is everyone's.
00:08:26.000 Dream car, but for me, it's just a run around when I'm in the country sometimes.
00:08:29.000 And obviously, I've got like these thousand pound Dolce Gabbana jackets and shit.
00:08:34.000 Like, I can't wear these if I go to Vegas, it's too hot, so I don't know what I'm gonna do with these.
00:08:37.000 I'm gonna have to just leave them somewhere, find like a safe storage or some shit.
00:08:42.000 Are we the same size?
00:08:43.000 I can take care of the Dolce Gabbana jacket.
00:08:46.000 You can't wear this jacket without a PhD.
00:08:48.000 When I went to buy it, they said, Show me your credentials.
00:08:51.000 I had to pull out my PhD right then and there.
00:08:53.000 I studied long and hard.
00:08:54.000 I've got an MA.
00:08:56.000 MA?
00:08:57.000 I asked for the arts.
00:08:59.000 Fuck the arts.
00:08:59.000 The only art that matters.
00:09:00.000 In this world is pimping, and I've got a PhD.
00:09:03.000 Explain PhD, please, please, if you don't mind.
00:09:06.000 A pimping hose degree, a doctorate.
00:09:10.000 I've been to the bottom, all the way to the bottom, climb my way to the top, and I got my PhD.
00:09:15.000 I could take bitches from ghetto streets to hotel suites, from ghetto blocks to buying stocks.
00:09:22.000 I'll find a fine Caucasian of the wrong persuasion.
00:09:26.000 I'll tell her if the men think she's handsome, they need to pay her ransom.
00:09:29.000 That's what I do.
00:09:31.000 I make money.
00:09:32.000 I've got a PhD, a pimping hose degree.