Tate Speech - September 13, 2024


The Lost Footage | Tate Confidential Ep 256


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

99.93311

Word Count

996

Sentence Count

166

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Tristan is allergic to music, Alex is an idiot, and the boys get into a car crash, and we learn that the cheese man makes the best cheese in the world. Also, we find out that we don t need to be worried about the future of the world if we like the way we are now. This episode was brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. No remixes or re-releases. If you enjoyed this episode, please leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever else you get your podcasts. Please don t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to our other shows MIC/LINE, The Anthropology, The Parcast, and The Nod. We post polls, questions and thoughts on both socials and the results/comments are featured on the episodes as well. Send your voice messages to sws@whatiwatchedtonight.co.uk and we'll get them on the next episode. Thanks for listening and spreading the word to your friends and family. Love ya, bye. Peace, Blessings, EJ & AJ. - EJ, Ej, Elesa, Emerica Love, Elyssa & AJ - P.M. xx - Caitlyn Cheers, E. & AJ, Sarah, M. & A. Sarah - Sarah, AJ, JUICY - S.B. . . . E. - E.A. - JUY, J. & E. B. - SONGS - M. M. - B. & J.J. - A. W. - R. & C. - D. P. - C. O. - AJ, A. BORRICK, S. E. A. & B. BONUS - J. J. - OJ, C. M., J. S. & K. - K. & G. - G. & M. JEAN J. , S. BRIAN, P. & P. J., A. C. D. - L. LYNNE - AYAN, D. EJ.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Why are you at the orchestra?
00:00:08.000 You're allergic to music. You hate music.
00:00:10.000 I hate you. And here you are, so...
00:00:13.000 Touche.
00:00:16.000 I want everyone to know that you look like Fred from Scooby-Doo.
00:00:19.000 I don't look like Fred from Scooby-Doo.
00:00:21.000 Yes, you do. Don't start this online.
00:00:22.000 I'm starting this. Do I have an orange one of these?
00:00:25.000 Yes. Nice.
00:00:28.000 Alright, I might look like Fred from Scooby-Doo later on.
00:00:30.000 We'll see when I get the orange one out.
00:00:31.000 I'll call the lieutenant and tell him we have the golden Tristan is allergic to music, and so you decided to bring him to an opera.
00:01:14.000 Now even I think that's a low blow.
00:01:17.000 Fuck Tristan. Fuck you.
00:01:20.000 No, genuinely. It's not even about the making jokes to the camera.
00:01:23.000 It's not about the take on potential. Actually, fuck both of you.
00:01:26.000 I just decided, fuck you both.
00:01:27.000 I don't need you in my life. Neither of you.
00:01:28.000 Fuck you. Fuck Tristan.
00:01:30.000 Fuck off. Leave. You've seen that mission?
00:01:31.000 Fuck off. Come on, end the episode.
00:01:33.000 Fucking take your camera and fuck off.
00:01:34.000 I'm going to stay right here now. Take your camera.
00:01:36.000 Fuck off.
00:01:38.000 Love you too, Andrew.
00:01:40.000 You're a fucking idiot.
00:01:42.000 , Mr. Trumpet.
00:01:44.000 the fuck are you doing?
00:01:46.000 , Mr. Trumpet.
00:01:48.000 fuck off.
00:01:54.000 the fuck are you doing?, Mr. Trumpet.
00:01:56.000 fuck off.
00:02:23.000 Almost.
00:02:25.000 Alex, you look like Andrew.
00:02:50.000 If he put like sunglasses on, I'm more connected to him.
00:02:53.000 Oh, my head hurts! Oh, my head! Oh, my neck!
00:03:00.000 So we were driving the other day.
00:03:04.000 And something ran out the road.
00:03:06.000 I know you like the orange juice.
00:03:08.000 I know you like it.
00:03:13.000 You immediately look happier.
00:03:16.000 Drink the orange shoes.
00:03:17.000 I feel like I'm watching you. You look so happy. Happy.
00:03:22.000 I'm so happy.
00:03:24.000 Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time.
00:03:40.000 I did. People don't know what happened.
00:03:42.000 It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?
00:03:47.000 Nothing happened. Marcel, do it again.
00:03:51.000 It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won.
00:03:55.000 Nothing happened. Define one.
00:03:59.000 Life is...
00:04:06.000 One long series of battles, an endless war which never ends.
00:04:10.000 People think that one day the battle's gonna end and that there'll be peace, but that's not true.
00:04:14.000 Because even if there's peace, you have to be prepared to defend that peace.
00:04:17.000 Sometimes you have to preemptively strike.
00:04:19.000 So the war is continuous and endless.
00:04:22.000 The battles are small and you try and win as many as possible and they never ever change.
00:04:25.000 So today's battle is to beat the fuck out of all of my friends.
00:04:30.000 I'm gonna do it. Let's go.
00:04:32.000 I I
00:04:52.000 Real emergency huge one Catastrophic emergency. It turns out the cheese man makes the best cheese in the world.
00:05:30.000 Remember that drunken villager outside the road where the cheese is from?
00:05:34.000 Turns out he's the best in the business.
00:05:36.000 It's not an emergency. I think he looks like he's sticking with us.
00:05:39.000 I'll stick them all with you.
00:05:41.000 I just want an emergency. That's moderately tasty cheese.
00:05:50.000 I've never heard you describe cheese as tasty before.
00:05:54.000 Ever. Why am I so standing here?
00:05:55.000 Fuck off. Leave me alone. Can you fry me two slices of bread?
00:05:59.000 Yeah. And I want you to melt loads of cheese on top of both pieces of bread.
00:06:05.000 Nice heart attack. No.
00:06:07.000 Loads of cheese. Loads.
00:06:08.000 No, no, no. No normal amount.
00:06:10.000 I want them covered in melted cheese.
00:06:12.000 All right. I don't know, they've never seen us out of it.
00:06:17.000 They were scared of my moves.
00:06:20.000 They knew. Misogyny boss.
00:06:25.000 Misogyny boss. Misogyny boss is great.
00:06:32.000 Misogyny boss, yeah. I don't know, what are we on then?
00:06:40.000 76 liters of petrol, that'll last a minute.
00:06:42.000 Oh nice So 120 euros for one hours of driving
00:06:52.000 I'm driving I don't know
00:06:56.000 How about the face?
00:06:58.000 I'm fine No
00:07:02.000 Nice Option
00:07:06.000 Good Thanks for watching!
00:07:10.000 you Caramel center cookie scene.
00:07:14.000 It's good.
00:07:16.000 I can taste.
00:07:18.000 Everybody.
00:07:20.000 I can't do it.
00:07:22.000 I'm not a good at this.
00:07:24.000 I can't do it.
00:07:26.000 No, that's not cool.
00:07:28.000 I'm not good at this.
00:07:30.000 I can't do it.
00:07:32.000 I'm not good at this.
00:07:34.000 I can't do it.
00:07:36.000 Watch out bro.
00:07:37.000 There's actually no reason for it to be here.
00:07:39.000 Watch out. There's two series I hate the most.
00:07:44.000 Why? This is planned.
00:07:47.000 100% Why?
00:07:49.000 No one ever fucking buys this.
00:07:56.000 No one. You put it there. You work here right?
00:08:01.000 No. Six seatbelts.
00:08:16.000 Do you see a bit on, Marcel? Nice.
00:08:20.000 Looks a bit loose.
00:08:22.000 1.7M. Easy money.
00:08:33.000 They censor me because I tell you the truth.
00:08:36.000 If I was lying to you, they would allow me to speak.
00:08:38.000 When you tear out a man's tongue, you do not prove him a liar.
00:08:41.000 Instead, you only prove that you fear what he has to say.
00:08:45.000 Time proves me as a man who knows exactly what's going to happen.
00:08:48.000 And it is for this reason they fear me.
00:08:51.000 Now they're attempting to silence and censor.
00:08:54.000 My school. They're attempting to do this because it works.
00:08:58.000 Please understand, if my school did not allow people to make money from home, they wouldn't censor it.
00:09:03.000 They would allow everybody to join, be disappointed, and complain online to destroy my reputation near instantly.
00:09:10.000 Hundreds of thousands of students have been inside.
00:09:12.000 There should be at least 100,000 negative reviews if it doesn't work.
00:09:15.000 Where are all the people saying my school doesn't work?
00:09:18.000 Because there's thousands of people saying it does work.
00:09:21.000 I literally calculated everything up and I made $20,000.
00:09:25.000 We've added another million in revenue.
00:09:27.000 $20,000, $30,000 a month.
00:09:30.000 Around $15,000, $16,000.
00:09:32.000 $10,000. $11,300.
00:09:35.000 $50,000.
00:09:37.000 $10,000.
00:09:40.000 $22,500.
00:09:42.000 I've made $49,000.
00:09:44.000 $45,000. I would credit all of that.
00:09:47.000 And it is for this reason we are the largest online educational platform on the planet.
00:09:51.000 We'll continue to grow monumentally and exponentially.
00:09:54.000 You can join. Start making money online.
00:09:56.000 Matrix free. Geographically free.