Tate Speech - January 24, 2024


The Trigger Finger Game | Tate Confidential Ep 211


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

142.51642

Word Count

2,171

Sentence Count

308

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

It's snowing in Brashoff and the boys are stuck in a bar and bar shop in the middle of the night with no idea where to go to get some hot soup. Will they make it to the hotel in time for dinner? or will they stay in the bar and wait for it to stop snowing by the time they get there? . . . Is it a good idea to stay in a hotel and wait outside in the snow for an hour or so until it stops snowing or does it have to wait until the next day to go back to the bar or do they stay here in the hotel for the rest of the day and wait in the parking lot until it starts snowing again? ? Can they stay there until the snow stops falling or should they drive to the restaurant or stay at the bar to wait in line for the next meal or stay there in the lobby until it doesn't snow again? What do they do with that money they're getting from the restaurant? What should they do now that they're stuck in traffic and the snow is stopping them from going to dinner or going to a restaurant or the bar? What are they going to do with the money they've been given by Mickey Mouse and his money? Is there any chance they can get back to make it back to their hotel before the snow starts falling again? Are they safe in the igloo or are they stuck in the freezing cold in the cold outside? or is it all going to stay at a hotel in the back of the car or in a freezing cold igloo in the front yard waiting for the whole day to get hot soup and hot soup? Are they gonna make it in time to stay there or not? and they don't have any more money to pay for the food they're going to get back in time? Do they really have a choice? is it too late to go home or not?! Do you think they're safe inside the igloos or will it be too cold to stay here or will someone else be shot at night? Have a nice day? I don't know what they should they stay inside or stay in their igloo to stay warm? are they safe inside or are there safe in a warm igloo? Let me know what you think about it? Thanks for listening and I'll be back next week for another episode next week! xoxo


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵Music🎵 The bar shop- tonight when I'm in the bar shop, it's gonna
00:00:09.000 be shit.
00:00:10.000 And you're gonna be like, why are we here? I'm gonna drive back and leave you guys there.
00:00:13.000 But I will drive right now if you really want to.
00:00:15.000 You're coming back today.
00:00:16.000 Well, yeah, if you guys wanna fuck, cry about going to a hotel and bar shop. I'll drive there right now.
00:00:21.000 I hope to actually give a shit.
00:00:22.000 I know.
00:00:23.000 I say we booked and planned everything already for weeks and the fuckin' whole itinerary is planned.
00:00:27.000 Let's just go when we're supposed to. That's what I say.
00:00:29.000 But if everyone's gonna cry at me...
00:00:31.000 AH! AH! THE BREAKFAST! THE CREEPY BREAKFAST!
00:00:33.000 If everyone's gonna be a little bitch, get in the car right now. Right now.
00:00:37.000 No shower, no change.
00:00:38.000 Give me a pair of shoes. Let's go.
00:00:40.000 Okay, but are you going to drive back same day?
00:00:42.000 No, probably not.
00:00:44.000 I'll just cancel all the plans I have.
00:00:45.000 Fuck everyone. I'll sit in a hotel with you losers.
00:00:49.000 I'll order Palika and then Angela will say, you guys are sitting around drinking this soup.
00:00:52.000 When there's nothing else to do in Bracko, besides sit around the hotel.
00:00:55.000 There's nothing else to do once we get to that hotel.
00:00:58.000 That's going to be the plan.
00:01:00.000 But if you insist, I'll put on shoes right now.
00:01:02.000 Give me the X6 key, I'll drive.
00:01:04.000 Right now. To Bradshaw.
00:01:06.000 I'm talking with it leaving within five minutes.
00:01:09.000 I don't give a shit. Because you guys are making me out to be boring for making plans when we decided we weren't going.
00:01:15.000 So I made plans.
00:01:17.000 And we have the same meeting the next day.
00:01:19.000 And I'm like, well, now I have plans.
00:01:20.000 You're going to go to Brashoff.
00:01:21.000 None of us did. In fact, we planned all the Brashoff shit.
00:01:25.000 And it's all booked and paid for on specific dates.
00:01:27.000 Oh, but you're going to go today.
00:01:28.000 It's like a fucking bunch of babies.
00:01:30.000 Fucking can't wait for their fucking birthday cake.
00:01:36.000 Seriously. Bunch of fucking crybabies.
00:01:39.000 Like, oh, dessert's coming after dinner.
00:01:40.000 No, I want dessert now!
00:01:42.000 Dessert's scheduled after fucking lunch and dinner.
00:01:45.000 That's the fucking schedule.
00:01:47.000 So our whole vacation to go all around Romania, do five-star, all organized, when the hotels are definitely not full like they will be now because we'll drive there to a full hotel.
00:01:56.000 Everything is organized. We planned a massive vacation.
00:01:59.000 But everyone must be so impatient that they for some reason want to go to a random hotel lobby three and a half hours drive from here when the drive isn't going to be entertaining because there's going to be snow and there's going to be traffic.
00:02:10.000 If you all insist, let's leave in five minutes.
00:02:13.000 Andrew, final call. I'm down.
00:02:14.000 I don't give a shit. You want to dance?
00:02:19.000 You want to try me? Call me fucking boring.
00:02:21.000 Let's go. I'll cancel all my plans.
00:02:22.000 You know I don't give a fuck. I bet all the super chat money on the next hand.
00:02:33.000 I don't give a shit.
00:02:35.000 I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to work and organize the vacation that we have booked.
00:02:40.000 And I keep going, this is getting pressure for everyone.
00:02:43.000 You are all in king. Yeah.
00:02:45.000 Just say, what the fuck? Everyone's got a brass role so bad.
00:02:47.000 Yeah, let's fucking go. Buna, here you go, Mickey Mouse. Have a nice day.
00:03:14.000 Bye. Why did you give Mickey Mouse money?
00:03:21.000 Because, I'll tell you why.
00:03:23.000 It's cold. It's cold out here.
00:03:26.000 And that person obviously isn't a high-income individual.
00:03:28.000 They're not begging. They're on the streets, doing a Mickey Mouse voice, trying to detain people who are stuck in traffic.
00:03:33.000 So she deserved my $50.
00:03:36.000 Good for her. Safe inside the igloo.
00:03:43.000 Marcel likes igloos. Are we safe?
00:03:46.000 Are we safe?
00:03:50.000 Yeah, we're safe inside the igloo.
00:03:51.000 I mean, obviously anyone could see us and shoot at us, and the igloo wouldn't save us, and we're on display.
00:03:56.000 No, it's bulletproof. Is it?
00:03:59.000 Yeah. I mean, bulletproof is here.
00:04:01.000 True. So, as you're saying, if gunfire starts, we throw Bailey in front of us.
00:04:06.000 The cameraman never dies. I think he might.
00:04:13.000 You're going to smoke us out with these sickies.
00:04:17.000 I'm warming up the igloo. People really have no dignity.
00:04:21.000 Bro, it's joking. For chocolate?
00:04:25.000 Thank you. Marcel, I'm not going to lie.
00:04:27.000 That looks pretty damn good. That'll be it.
00:04:29.000 Thank you. For him and for Marcel.
00:04:33.000 Join me. If you drink your beer...
00:04:37.000 Can I have one of those hot chocolates please?
00:04:39.000 One more chocolate?
00:04:41.000 I'll take a hot chocolate.
00:04:43.000 Actually make that one more hot chocolate for this gentleman right here.
00:04:53.000 I'll double your hot chocolate.
00:04:54.000 I'm not nine years old.
00:04:56.000 The conversion is happening.
00:04:57.000 I'm an adult. I had one yesterday, one today, okay.
00:05:02.000 I'm counting Marcel's hot chocolates.
00:05:04.000 And they will translate to something.
00:05:08.000 He's responsible for these two as well.
00:05:11.000 T, you're outnumbered.
00:05:15.000 Thank you.
00:05:20.000 You're welcome. Baby.
00:05:25.000 Sip the beer, then the hot chocolate.
00:05:28.000 Sip the beer, then the hot chocolate.
00:05:34.000 One, nice, nice.
00:05:36.000 It's kind of gay.
00:05:44.000 It's kinda gay.
00:05:46.000 You gotta get past the green.
00:05:48.000 You look less gay sucking a dick, bro.
00:05:56.000 laughter Andrew, I know it would wake you up.
00:06:00.000 What kind of coach are you? Cold plunge.
00:06:04.000 Cold plunge is the equivalent of 20 coffees.
00:06:07.000 But it will actually wake you up.
00:06:09.000 Okay, we can't do that, but we could have a sauna party.
00:06:11.000 It would make us extra sleepy.
00:06:13.000 Let's have a sauna party. I'm down.
00:06:16.000 Drinking coffee. Staying exhausted.
00:06:19.000 Sauna party? Alex, you can't shake orange juice.
00:06:30.000 Of course. No.
00:06:32.000 Of course I can. You're corrupting an age-old institution.
00:06:37.000 Yeah. No, we haven't filmed.
00:06:39.000 They all know. You don't even want to drink.
00:06:43.000 What is this? You can't just get giant private jet shake.
00:06:47.000 This is stupid. Sorry, Justin.
00:06:53.000 You need to keep it up, bro.
00:06:56.000 A few moments later...
00:06:58.000 Sick!
00:07:00.000 I'm gonna fuck you up at Costa Rica, Tristeel.
00:07:02.000 Pussy. You've never even played Costa Rica in your life, have you?
00:07:05.000 Have you? Pussy.
00:07:07.000 Cities of Splendor.
00:07:10.000 Bro, you are such a bitch your whole life.
00:07:12.000 Have you ever played Hive?
00:07:16.000 Bro. I've spent my whole life secretly coming here behind your back.
00:07:20.000 Every single time you didn't know where I was, I was here, practicing all of these games.
00:07:23.000 I know all of the rules I've been practicing, and it has been my life ambition, for all the years I've pretended to like you as a brother, to decimate you and destroy you in any game you choose.
00:07:32.000 Choose one! I dare you!
00:07:33.000 I dare you to choose a game!
00:07:35.000 Well, that's very interesting, because every time you didn't know where I was, which is twice the amount I didn't know where you were, I've been here, learning all the games and all the rules to eventually destroy you, knowing full well that you come here and practice.
00:07:49.000 I've been putting in the extra hours.
00:07:51.000 Well then it sounds like, with two formidable forces of nature like ourselves, the only way to find out who the real man is, is a game of munchkin.
00:08:00.000 Watch the fuck out.
00:08:05.000 It's gonna be sick! Board games take forever to learn the rules.
00:08:07.000 He's not even gonna master it. He's gonna give up after five minutes.
00:08:09.000 Takes forever to learn the rules.
00:08:11.000 My brothers are fucking dunce.
00:08:12.000 Bro, board games are for eight-year-olds.
00:08:17.000 One type of card, obviously.
00:08:20.000 How many foam guns we got?
00:08:21.000 No, you don't get two guns.
00:08:24.000 I'd say Marcel's two guns.
00:08:26.000 How many guns we got?
00:08:30.000 One, two, three. Baby's got a gun.
00:08:32.000 Lucy's got a gun. Alice's got a gun.
00:08:34.000 Boom. Boom. It's enough. Alright, so we've got one foam gun.
00:08:37.000 You see that? You see the difference between white shooters and black shooters?
00:08:41.000 Look at his hand. No trigger discipline.
00:08:43.000 Zero. Zero trigger discipline.
00:08:44.000 Trigger happy. And this finger is itching.
00:08:48.000 Say something. Say something wild.
00:08:52.000 Got you first. So it's the turn of the game.
00:09:01.000 Demo get your character. You're going to flip over one of those piles of eight cards and turn them up for people to see.
00:09:10.000 And then everyone is going to choose either a bullet card, a click card, or a bang card.
00:09:16.000 You can choose which one you want.
00:09:19.000 I don't know why it matters.
00:09:21.000 You're going to choose one, and you're going to put it down in front of your character.
00:09:24.000 Guys, this is sick. So we choose this pile, okay?
00:09:28.000 Do we turn them up already? Yeah.
00:09:30.000 Turn them up. Okay.
00:09:38.000 Everyone choose a bullet, a bang or a click.
00:09:41.000 You have a bang or a click.
00:09:48.000 Oh. That's the fucking card.
00:09:52.000 Okay.
00:09:53.000 But you're supposed to put it this way so people can't see if you've put bang or a click.
00:09:56.000 Because bang is shoot, click is fail.
00:09:59.000 So you have to decide if you want to shoot or not on this turn, obviously.
00:10:03.000 Right. I count to three.
00:10:06.000 One, two, three.
00:10:07.000 On three, each player must hold at gunpoint another player.
00:10:12.000 Nice! You ready?
00:10:14.000 Everyone's put their card in front of their guy.
00:10:16.000 Everyone's put their card in front of their guy, yeah?
00:10:19.000 One, two, three!
00:10:25.000 What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:10:28.000 What's wrong with you? Someone's shot me.
00:10:33.000 Actually, the team. The team does fit the team.
00:10:40.000 Once each player has chosen the target, The Godfather can order another player to change their target, and they must.
00:10:50.000 So I get to choose.
00:10:52.000 So... How dare you shoot your man?
00:10:54.000 You shoot at his enemies.
00:10:56.000 Shoot at Marcel. Do you get to choose who you should choose?
00:10:59.000 That's it. That's all I know is about.
00:11:03.000 Who she wants or who you want?
00:11:04.000 Just shut up. Who I want.
00:11:09.000 I'm not entirely sure.
00:11:11.000 I count to three again.
00:11:14.000 On the count of three, you have the chance either to put down your gun and lay down your character, so run away from the fight, or to stay in the fight, and then it's going to be whether you have a bullet or a click versus the other people, I think. I don't truly know.
00:11:32.000 All right, count to three. No one's going to put their gun.
00:11:38.000 Maybe they will. Count to three.
00:11:40.000 One, two, three.
00:11:42.000 Okay, so two of them are out.
00:11:45.000 Okay. Shit. Why did you do that?
00:11:48.000 Because I know she would pick bang.
00:11:52.000 Was I? Right.
00:11:56.000 If you still have a gun in front of you, you turn your card over.
00:11:59.000 If it's click, nothing happens.
00:12:01.000 If it's bang, you're shot.
00:12:03.000 And if you're shot, you don't get any of the loot for this turn.
00:12:06.000 Let's turn it over. No one's even pointing at me, so I'm fine.
00:12:09.000 Mine's a click, so...
00:12:10.000 No one dies. I look at mine.
00:12:13.000 Bang! Bang!
00:12:16.000 So who'd you sit? You sit.
00:12:20.000 So you sit and Tristan are shot.
00:12:23.000 My money. My honey.
00:12:26.000 Why is this? Marcel, quit fucking complaining.
00:12:28.000 Marcel, Marcel, Marcel.
00:12:31.000 We said pina colada.
00:12:32.000 Why is this? One second.
00:12:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, please. Marcel, you good?
00:12:42.000 You good? Just drink it, I want it.
00:12:45.000 For the tears. I don't want it.
00:12:49.000 You want it? Please go drink your drinks because he ain't crying.
00:12:51.000 Okay, cool, yeah, cool. One hour later.
00:12:57.000 Why did we leave being out to do this?
00:13:00.000 It's the perfect news.
00:13:02.000 We made no sense and we shouldn't be doing this.
00:13:07.000 This is stupid.
00:13:09.000 Just saying.
00:13:11.000 On the small TV, what I do is I take my skill and I compact it down to a smaller level for a higher concentration of skill, take the Picardi rum, crack it open, Smash attack.
00:13:28.000 Miss. Aikido.
00:13:30.000 Smash bro. So I can't even punch a bottle while I can beat you all up.
00:13:34.000 You know what that is? It's because I wasn't in the game.
00:13:39.000 Oh, you weren't in the game. But now you're in the game, yeah?
00:13:41.000 Now I'm in the game. Let's fucking roll.
00:13:42.000 Let's fucking run it back. Get this whole bottle of wine.
00:13:44.000 No, drink this gin. If you're scared, baby, it's fine.
00:13:49.000 Just quit. Toilet.
00:13:53.000 Toilet? That'd be a little bitch.
00:13:55.000 Hold in. Yeah, a bit of Martell.
00:14:00.000 It's a problem. Scared?
00:14:01.000 I don't know what this is. What do you mean you don't know what it is?
00:14:04.000 It's booze, bruv. You're scared, right?
00:14:06.000 Well done, Bailey. Alright, Marcel, you're two drinks behind.
00:14:10.000 Too bad. So you quit.
00:14:12.000 You quit. Live on camera, you quit.
00:14:13.000 Tomorrow. Come down.
00:14:19.000 Come down. Come back up.
00:14:21.000 What? Come.
00:14:23.000 What's wrong? I'm gonna get a skirt.
00:14:25.000 There's no way. Alright, I'm a little jealous.
00:14:31.000 You're all jealous. You're not having any fun.
00:14:33.000 I am. Nice.
00:14:38.000 Alex looks jealous. Nice.
00:14:39.000 Yes, I am. That's a power play.
00:14:43.000 I'm famous as fuck and I'm fucking people.
00:15:08.000 What have we become? Tristan, there's no way this is okay.