Tate Speech - January 28, 2024


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 36 - SMACKDOWN


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 46 minutes

Words per Minute

91.06907

Word Count

15,163

Sentence Count

1,526

Misogynist Sentences

124

Hate Speech Sentences

69


Summary

On this week's episode, the boys discuss why they started the show 40 minutes early, why it's a bad idea, and why it doesn't matter if you're ready for the show to start at 9 or not. Also, we talk about the new Matrix and why we should start the show at 8.55am or 9am. If you're not up to speed with the Matrix, you're in for a treat! This episode is brought to you by Anchor.fm and is available on all major podcast directories, if you search for Anchor, you'll find us.fm. Anchor is your destination for all things Anchor and is home to the Podcast Network. Listen to this episode on Anchor wherever you get your favourite streaming service so you don't miss an episode. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe to our other shows, The Anthropology, The HYPE Report and HYPETALKS. Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! We're listening to this podcast so you can stay up to date with what's going on in the pod. and help spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Cheers! Timestamps: 4:00 - Why do you like the Matrix? 6:30 - Why is it so hard to keep up with The Matrix? 7:00 8:40 - Is it a good thing? 9:00- Why does it work? 11:00s - What's the Matrix better than The Matrix better? 12:30s 13:20 - Why the Matrix work for you? 14:00 Is it better than the Matrix not a good idea? 15:00? 16:00 | What are you going to do with it? 17:30 | What's your favorite kind of coffee? 18:40 | What do you want? 19:30 22:00 What's a good day? 21:00 // 22:40 25:00 How do you think it's better than a good morning? 26:00 Are you ready for a coffee cup? ? 27:00 Do you have a cup of coffee with a glass or a glass of water? 28:00 Does it work for me? 29:00 Can you trust me, or do you need to be more prepared?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 the the
01:20:26.000 the What are you doing? I've decided to go live 40 minutes early.
01:20:33.000 Why? To keep everyone on their toes.
01:20:36.000 We're not going to get all the same number of viewers.
01:20:37.000 People are going to tune in at 9 o'clock.
01:20:39.000 The viewers! I'm one of viewers.
01:20:42.000 What am I, Kay? Who cares?
01:20:45.000 Most of these people who want viewers and they're desperate for viewers end up doing embarrassing clown shit.
01:20:49.000 I'm here to tell the world the truth.
01:20:51.000 If people don't want to watch, it's their loss.
01:20:53.000 Yeah, but they want to watch you at nine o'clock because you said nine o'clock.
01:20:58.000 I said nine o'clock.
01:21:00.000 Interesting. So you're trying to tell me I have a boss now and my boss is the mob and the mob gets to control what time I do things.
01:21:06.000 I feel like there's a consensus between us two where we decide what time we do podcasts and we shouldn't start 40 minutes early because we have 10% the viewers of what we normally have.
01:21:18.000 It feels like a conspiracy to me.
01:21:19.000 It's not a conspiracy. It's not a conspiracy.
01:21:22.000 People are waiting to tune in at nine o'clock and we have 3,700 people watching instead of the usual 40, 50,000.
01:21:28.000 So should I go back to the countdown screen or should I play Mr.
01:21:32.000 Producer and just start the show anyway?
01:21:34.000 40 minutes early because I don't give a fuck and I'm top G and I break every single rule I'm told to because I refuse to live the slave-minded Matrix-programmed garbage.
01:21:43.000 The clocks work for the Matrix.
01:21:45.000 To be fair... You talk about, you know, escape the rat race, escape the matrix.
01:21:50.000 Starting work on time, isn't that a bit against the brand?
01:21:54.000 Like, on time? I can do whatever I want.
01:21:56.000 I'm top G. So how about we do the whole show now, and when people turn up at 9, we'll stay and tell them that they missed it all, because they should have been more perspicacious, to notice we started early.
01:22:06.000 I'm going to set an alarm for 9 o'clock.
01:22:08.000 And more prepared. They should have been here in advance, waiting.
01:22:12.000 Like someone who genuinely cares about their future and their life.
01:22:16.000 Okay, one second. What else are people doing for these 40 minutes before our show that's more important than our show?
01:22:20.000 Jerking off! Exactly.
01:22:22.000 Okay, I've gotten launched at 8.55, so I can tell everyone they missed the show.
01:22:27.000 Nice. Well, I guess...
01:23:01.000 Welcome to...
01:23:04.000 Emergency meeting.
01:23:06.000 Early bird special.
01:23:08.000 4,000 of you watching.
01:23:10.000 Super small number.
01:23:12.000 You are our loyalist and best people.
01:23:14.000 Only the best people are catching this show.
01:23:17.000 If you do that again, I'm fucking leaving.
01:23:20.000 Do it again, I'll fucking leave.
01:23:21.000 I'm trying to talk to our fans.
01:23:25.000 Alright, go on. I'm not talking.
01:23:32.000 You don't trust me with a simple cup of coffee.
01:23:35.000 You don't trust your brother. I've been your brother your whole life.
01:23:38.000 I'm sitting here with a simple cup of coffee, and it's almost like you don't trust me.
01:23:43.000 I'm not talking anymore. Go on, talk.
01:23:45.000 Go on, talk to our loyal and best fans.
01:23:46.000 Go on. No, it's over. I'm done.
01:23:48.000 All right, I'll talk to them. Your turn.
01:24:18.000 You want me to talk again? You have nothing to say?
01:24:20.000 Cat got your tongue? Alright, leave it to me.
01:24:26.000 I'll run the show. So, we start early basically because I'm top G and do whatever the fuck I want.
01:24:59.000 That's why we start early.
01:25:01.000 Literally, let me tell you the story.
01:25:02.000 I want you to understand how my mind works.
01:25:04.000 I'm sitting in my cigar lounge, having a cigar, doing my work.
01:25:08.000 Okay. And I said, don't we have to do an emergency meeting now?
01:25:13.000 And someone else said, I won't say who, because I don't want to get Bailey in trouble.
01:25:18.000 Oh, Bailey Bolton. Yeah.
01:25:20.000 He said, no, the show doesn't start for 40 minutes.
01:25:23.000 And I sat there and thought, who are you to tell me what to do?
01:25:27.000 Yeah, fuck you, Bailey. So I thought, I'm going to go start it right now.
01:25:30.000 And he said, oh, but people aren't ready.
01:25:32.000 People won't view it. The same garbage you said, because you work with him inside of the Matrix.
01:25:37.000 There's a new Matrix. I escaped the Matrix.
01:25:40.000 And then it turns out a new Matrix was built around my house of people trying to make me follow a clock.
01:25:45.000 Me and Bailey are not the majors.
01:25:47.000 A clock. We're not.
01:25:49.000 Clocks don't even make sense.
01:25:52.000 Why is it between 1 and 12?
01:25:55.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:25:57.000 No, but why? Who came up with 24 hours?
01:26:01.000 Genuine question. You're a smart man, and I have no idea.
01:26:03.000 We know the period of time it takes for a day to occur.
01:26:07.000 Why was it 24 hours and not 20?
01:26:09.000 Or 10? And why does the hand go to 3 when it's 15 minutes past?
01:26:14.000 Why does it say 3? Why is it six for 30?
01:26:18.000 None of this makes sense.
01:26:20.000 There's some sort of conspiracy.
01:26:21.000 So I've been unhappy with clocks for a very long time.
01:26:25.000 And then when you and your matrix friend tried to make a clock control my life, I decided I had to come in here even though I'm still enjoying my coffee and start early because I don't like being told what to do.
01:26:38.000 And then I thought what I need is loads of nicotine Because nicotine plus caffeine equals...
01:26:50.000 The dream team?
01:26:54.000 Protein! Heard that from a very smart golfer.
01:26:58.000 Said it once, and I thought, that's genius.
01:26:59.000 I wish I thought of that not often someone says something smarter than I can say but nicotine plus caffeine must
01:27:04.000 equal protein This is all I consume and I look like a unit
01:27:06.000 Thanks friend so I'm out. Bye!
01:27:15.000 Peace.
01:27:16.000 Oh.
01:27:18.000 Thank you.
01:27:20.000 We're here a little bit early. Who's our most loyal fans?
01:27:22.000 How many loyal fans do we actually have?
01:27:23.000 9,000. See?
01:27:26.000 Loads. What do we have to wait for the clock for?
01:27:31.000 I might just not talk for this whole emergency being.
01:27:34.000 I'm really, really, really not in the mood for your shit.
01:27:37.000 Okay, let me ask you a question. Your coffee.
01:27:39.000 No, it's no shit. The questions, the clocks.
01:27:41.000 If you ask something stupid. It's not a stupid question.
01:27:43.000 I just want to ask you something. Have you ever heard something intelligent from a sock?
01:27:51.000 What rhymes with sock?
01:27:53.000 I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the fucking mood.
01:27:56.000 You need to connect the dots.
01:27:58.000 Something doesn't add up.
01:28:01.000 Clocks have 12 hours.
01:28:03.000 If you're gonna have 24 hours in your day, why not have 24 hours on the clock?
01:28:07.000 Why put 12-12? Why half it?
01:28:09.000 Shut the fuck up. I want answers.
01:28:13.000 I'm sure somebody knows. I'm sure it's actually a very simple reason and I look stupid.
01:28:16.000 Because I'm sure there must be a reason for it.
01:28:18.000 But I've argued this before.
01:28:20.000 I also argued about Fahrenheit and Celsius with your cousin.
01:28:23.000 Then why don't you just follow metric time?
01:28:25.000 What's metric time? 10 hours a day, 100 minutes an hour.
01:28:29.000 That's how it should be. Since when is metric time a thing?
01:28:32.000 Well, it's a thing, but...
01:28:34.000 Is it? Metric time, yeah.
01:28:37.000 So I get to say it's 74 minutes past the ninth hour of the day.
01:28:42.000 I think that's how metric time works, yeah.
01:28:44.000 Why are we talking about this?
01:28:46.000 Can we get to the fucking point of the emergency meeting?
01:28:50.000 I'm at the end of my fucking tether here.
01:28:52.000 Shut up! So Vince McMahon's been accused of human trafficking.
01:29:01.000 Well, everyone's a human trafficker. You're a human trafficker.
01:29:03.000 So Vince McMahon is a human trafficker.
01:29:05.000 Well, who hasn't a human trafficker? Everyone's a human trafficker.
01:29:07.000 I mean, of course, we're human traffickers.
01:29:08.000 So the reason this episode is called SmackDown, no.
01:29:10.000 I don't believe he's a human trafficker.
01:29:13.000 Whoa! Whoa!
01:29:15.000 Whoa! Stop the show!
01:29:18.000 Are you telling me a rich, famous man who has unlimited access to pussy and does no financial incentive is for some reason not a human trafficker?
01:29:25.000 He's worth $3 billion, Andrew.
01:29:30.000 Why would he sell someone's pussy?
01:29:33.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:29:35.000 I am flabbergasted.
01:29:39.000 I am flabbergasted that this conspiracy theorist seems to believe that men who have unlimited sexual access with no financial incentive whatsoever are not human traffickers based on the accusation of some nobody who wants money.
01:29:56.000 That's insane to believe.
01:29:59.000 What next? What next?
01:30:02.000 24 hours in a day?
01:30:08.000 You're crazy!
01:30:11.000 But...
01:30:13.000 I am a proponent of free speech.
01:30:15.000 So in the interest of finding the truth, I'm apologizing to my audience in advance.
01:30:20.000 I'm going to allow this crazy person, this crazy conspiracy theorist to tell us at home why men who are world famous who have women begging for him worth billions of dollars are not human trafficking women for pennies.
01:30:35.000 Please explain to me why in your crazy world that isn't happening.
01:30:40.000 Let's go. So the accusation goes something like...
01:30:46.000 I'm so funny.
01:30:55.000 Sorry. Go on.
01:30:57.000 I promise I won't do it again.
01:31:02.000 Before we talk about why Vince McMahon isn't a human trafficker, can you please put the disclaimer up?
01:31:07.000 Because we'll go to jail. Oh, my foolproof disclaimer that always works.
01:31:10.000 The foolproof disclaimer, yes.
01:31:11.000 Can you please play the disclaimer before I talk about why I don't believe Vince McMahon is guilty of human trafficking?
01:31:17.000 Fine. We do need it, because you are a wild conspiracy theorist.
01:31:21.000 I'm not, though. I'm actually a very reasonable, sensible man.
01:31:25.000 The content presented in this program is a lie!
01:31:28.000 And the mainstream media always tell the truth.
01:31:30.000 COVID was true and you should be a vegan and everything Andrew says isn't real.
01:31:34.000 Do not use these words against him in court because he's a liar and he really loves President Biden and Greta Thunberg.
01:31:39.000 Please do not take this program seriously and get your booster injections as soon as possible.
01:31:44.000 Women can drive very well.
01:31:46.000 Viewer discretion is advised.
01:31:50.000 There we go. That's the legals handled, so we're safe.
01:31:53.000 So the story goes a little something like this, Andrew.
01:31:55.000 I'm going to tell you about Vince McMahon's alleged human trafficking.
01:31:57.000 Wait, what? The Vince McMahon?
01:31:59.000 Vince McMahon, owner of WWE, formerly WWF. I watched it back in the good old days before Chris Benoit went nuts and killed his whole family, and he was still a wrestler.
01:32:09.000 Very, very interesting.
01:32:10.000 I think everyone grew up watching wrestlers.
01:32:14.000 Everyone used to watch The Rock before he started painting his face pink or whatever he's into nowadays, but...
01:32:20.000 I don't mind The Rock, but he was the guy back in the day.
01:32:23.000 He was the guy when I was young.
01:32:24.000 Before him, it was Hulk Hogan.
01:32:25.000 Before Hogan, it was Andre the Giant.
01:32:27.000 Nowadays, you've got John Cena's.
01:32:29.000 I don't really know who didn't watch it.
01:32:31.000 Didn't watch the John Cena days.
01:32:33.000 But yeah, he's the owner of WWE, WWF, formerly.
01:32:37.000 I'm going to call it WWF because it's a cooler name.
01:32:39.000 They got sued by the World Wildlife Fund and had to change their name.
01:32:42.000 Do you know that? I think it's a bit unfair to call animals wildlife because- Shut up!
01:32:47.000 Jim Carrey- Shut up!
01:32:49.000 Shut up and let's talk about Vince McMahon.
01:32:50.000 We will, but before we do- This program is called Smackdown.
01:32:53.000 You're going to start talking about fucking pandas.
01:32:55.000 I don't give a shit.
01:32:56.000 I just want to do this fucking emergency meeting.
01:32:58.000 I'm in a bad mood. I've got shit to do.
01:33:00.000 Let's get it over and done with.
01:33:02.000 Vince McMahon- But wait one second.
01:33:05.000 Jim Carrey said that maybe animals are more civilized than us.
01:33:10.000 Who the fuck cares what Jim Carrey says?
01:33:15.000 But the cows...
01:33:16.000 Shut the fuck up....care about the other cows.
01:33:19.000 Shut the fuck up. I just think you should think about it.
01:33:22.000 I think you should stop talking shit.
01:33:25.000 All right, so WWF... So the owner of WWF, if you don't know, this is a very wealthy man named Vince McMahon.
01:33:31.000 He owns the World Wildlife Fund.
01:33:35.000 I'm not doing this. Sorry, guys.
01:33:38.000 I'm not doing this. I'm not doing it.
01:33:41.000 Come on. You want to peddle your crazy conspiracies on this website rumble where you're allowed disinformation and misinformation.
01:33:47.000 You're going to come here with your insanity and tell me that he's not a human trafficker.
01:33:51.000 I have conclusive evidence because I have the timeline of events that proves once and for all he's a human trafficker.
01:33:57.000 So let's hear your side of the story and then I'm going to tell everyone at home the truth.
01:34:01.000 Okay, so it goes a little bit like this.
01:34:03.000 He hired a girl who worked for him.
01:34:06.000 Okay, yeah. He hired a girl.
01:34:08.000 She had a job. And because wrestling happens in different places, she traveled around everywhere that the WWF had shows.
01:34:18.000 Now it turns out this girl liked to get fucked by him, a bunch of other dudes.
01:34:22.000 She had access to her phone the whole time because they have exchanged a bunch of text messages.
01:34:26.000 And she was into some haram shit.
01:34:28.000 So was Vince McMahon.
01:34:29.000 But haram shit isn't a crime.
01:34:32.000 So he was spoiling this girl with jewels, cars, money, lots and lots of money, going around everywhere in the world.
01:34:39.000 Now, he sent some very kinky text messages to her.
01:34:41.000 She didn't run away. She didn't call the police.
01:34:43.000 She didn't leave. She didn't ask for help.
01:34:46.000 After... These years of traveling around having sex with him and various wrestlers and getting dildoed up the butt and all the stuff that they were into, after the money hose was turned off and he was no longer spoiling her financially, she's, I guess, embarrassed about her behavior, ashamed of herself, and she's looking for a man to blame.
01:35:05.000 It's choose your champion.
01:35:07.000 Women who are upset with the decisions they've made, that Haram girl Mia Khalifa blames her old manager, they make these poor decisions, and once they're stigmatized for it and everyone knows that they're a hoe, they find a man to blame for their poor decisions and put that man in jail or through a bunch of financial bullshit lawfare because they can't accept personal responsibility.
01:35:30.000 See, I believe That human trafficking is obviously very disgusting.
01:35:34.000 But if this woman were human trafficked against her will, then she could have left at any moment.
01:35:41.000 She could have called the police at any moment.
01:35:42.000 Why is it when the money hose has been turned off on this woman who worked for Vince McMahon and traveled around the world with him everywhere?
01:35:48.000 Once the money hose is turned off, she's now calling her behavior, having sex with him and various other wrestlers and friends of his, human trafficking.
01:35:56.000 Why is that? Because I don't believe she's human trafficked at all.
01:35:58.000 I don't think that's how human trafficking works.
01:36:01.000 I think she's lying. I think Vince McMahon is innocent.
01:36:05.000 Right. So that's my brother's conspiracy theory.
01:36:09.000 So let me break it down.
01:36:11.000 I work for the prosecution.
01:36:13.000 He hired a woman to do a job, correct?
01:36:15.000 Correct. Okay. And we know that...
01:36:19.000 Wait, women want jobs, don't they?
01:36:21.000 Don't they want all these high-paid jobs?
01:36:22.000 Yes. Okay.
01:36:24.000 But she had to travel around, right?
01:36:25.000 No woman wants a job where she travels.
01:36:27.000 Well, all women want jobs if they travel.
01:36:32.000 Interesting. Are you trying to say to me that Vince McMahon did some haram things?
01:36:39.000 Yeah. But we can agree that America is a bastion of morality and that women don't do haram things every day in America.
01:36:47.000 And they certainly don't travel from city to city having sex via Instagram DMs and just having sex with people because they want to because that would be disgusting and haram.
01:36:54.000 So they don't do that, right? Well, that happens every single day all the time.
01:36:58.000 No, Tristan. America is a bastion of morality.
01:37:02.000 Okay, shut up. Are you trying to say that an American woman traveled around the country, engaged in free sexual relations with people, enjoyed a dream job, and got paid millions and millions of dollars?
01:37:14.000 Exactly. Wasn't human trafficked?
01:37:16.000 No, she wasn't human trafficked at all.
01:37:19.000 I'm going to have to argue this. So I've got the breakdown of the actual case.
01:37:22.000 You did the breakdown. Okay, this is going to prove why you're wrong.
01:37:26.000 Human trafficking accusations timeline.
01:37:28.000 Okay. In May 2020, McMahon had recruited an individual whom he manipulatively referred to as his friend.
01:37:36.000 Do we agree? No.
01:37:39.000 Well, what do you mean now? Being nice, being mean, kidnapping people, not kidnapping people, any action can be painted.
01:37:48.000 That was written by somebody who wants McMahon in jail.
01:37:52.000 Recruited! Manipulatively referred to as a friend.
01:37:58.000 So if you call someone your friend, you're trying to say you're not manipulating everyone.
01:38:04.000 The whole world!
01:38:06.000 Is that what you're trying to say? So let's say I have a friend.
01:38:08.000 Hear me out. Let's say I have a friend.
01:38:10.000 I make a guy. You have no friend.
01:38:12.000 My friend. You have no friend.
01:38:13.000 I meet him, and he's my friend.
01:38:14.000 You have no friend. Let's make this guy's imaginary name Waston Joller.
01:38:20.000 So I meet a guy named Waston Joller.
01:38:22.000 Interesting. And he becomes my friend, okay?
01:38:25.000 He's my friend. And I travel around the world with Waston Joller, okay?
01:38:29.000 And he sleeps with women in different towns and cities when I'm traveling with him.
01:38:33.000 Interesting. I have not manipulated him.
01:38:36.000 I've not recruited him. I have not lied to him.
01:38:38.000 He's not human trafficked. He's not sex trafficked.
01:38:41.000 Waston Joller is a man who's just traveling around the world with me, doing whatever he likes, because that's what he's into.
01:38:47.000 If Waston Joller was a real person.
01:38:50.000 No, but you... Have I human trafficked Waston Joller?
01:38:52.000 Yes or no? But you refer to him as your friend, which means it must be manipulative, because here inside of the case file...
01:38:58.000 No, he is my friend. In the case file, it says that McMahon had recruited an individual who he manipulatively referred to as his friend.
01:39:04.000 No. Meaning that saying that she was his friend was pure manipulation.
01:39:09.000 It wasn't, though. Done with evil intentions, and he's never had...
01:39:13.000 I have a question for you.
01:39:16.000 If McMahon's WWE hired zero women ever, would they get in trouble for that?
01:39:23.000 Yeah, probably. Why would they get in trouble?
01:39:25.000 Someone would bring it up and make a big deal.
01:39:27.000 They'd be attacked by the woke police.
01:39:29.000 So you're telling me that diversity quotas ensure that he has to have a woman travel around with him and get paid large sums of money to go to different cities and have this dream job.
01:39:38.000 He has to do it, whether he wants to or not.
01:39:40.000 Yeah, no doubt. Interesting.
01:39:42.000 That's the way America works. And if this woman ever has sex with anyone at any point during her job, that's his fault, and he should go to jail.
01:39:49.000 Yes. That's the case.
01:39:52.000 Makes sense. I mean, he'd be innocent if he didn't manipulatively tell people that she was his friend.
01:39:58.000 Someone said, how do you know this person?
01:39:59.000 And he said, well, she's my friend.
01:40:01.000 That's open and shut. That's jail.
01:40:05.000 Don't you agree that's jail? That's as close to jail as I... I mean, there's mass murderers and rapists and crime and drugs, but this guy called someone his friend.
01:40:14.000 Yes. Okay, so we agree he's already half guilty at least.
01:40:18.000 No. May 2020, McMahon had recruited an individual whom he manipulatively referred to as his friend to engage in a threesome.
01:40:27.000 A threesome. Wow, nobody has threesomes.
01:40:31.000 No, Tristan, that's terrible.
01:40:33.000 I can't think of anyone who has ever had a threesome ever.
01:40:40.000 So if I traveled to Colombia with my friend Waston Joller, who isn't a real person, this obviously never happened, this is all hypothetical, and he had sex with two Colombian women, did I human traffic him?
01:40:55.000 Yes. No, I didn't, though.
01:40:58.000 That's not human trafficking.
01:41:01.000 The friend turned out to be McMahon's physical therapist.
01:41:05.000 On the day of the threesome...
01:41:07.000 Miss Grant showed up to the condo for the threesome.
01:41:11.000 So she shows up. So obviously it's not a situation where, you know, he says a threesome is going to happen.
01:41:18.000 She's terrified. She doesn't want to partake in this threesome.
01:41:21.000 She shows up to the threesome.
01:41:26.000 Yeah, that's because he manipulated her.
01:41:27.000 No, it's not. It's because she wanted to get dicked.
01:41:30.000 Are you trying to say that women make their own decisions?
01:41:33.000 Yes. And that every time something happens that they don't like, they can't just blame a man for somehow tricking them into it?
01:41:39.000 Yes. Yes, she made her own decisions.
01:41:41.000 Are you trying to say that women are adults?
01:41:43.000 Yes. And in the world we live in, we have given them the rights and the agency to come to their own decisions and conclusions, and they should live with the repercussions of their own actions like a man has to.
01:41:53.000 Is that what you're trying to say? Yes.
01:41:55.000 That's disgusting. That's disgusting!
01:41:58.000 You're saying if a woman makes her own choices based on her own free will and then later regrets it, that's not a man's fault?
01:42:04.000 No, it's not. That's disgusting.
01:42:06.000 So she shows up to the threesome.
01:42:08.000 Continue. Goes up to the threesome.
01:42:10.000 When she gets to the condo, she reiterated that she did not want to have a threesome.
01:42:14.000 She expressed fear of being thrown around like a ragdoll by McMahon and the physical therapist who he's involved with.
01:42:23.000 After she clearly stated she wanted to back out, McMahon responded by telling Ms. Grant for the first time that he
01:42:32.000 loved her, stunning her into silence.
01:42:34.000 And then she had the threesome.
01:42:37.000 So she gave consent.
01:42:40.000 No, because he manipulated her because he says, I love you.
01:42:42.000 Reluctant consent is still consent.
01:42:45.000 If a woman says, oh, I don't really want to, but okay, he's going to buy me a bag because he's fat and ugly.
01:42:49.000 It's still consent. She gave him consent to have sex with her.
01:42:51.000 Are you telling me when a man tells a woman he loves her, it's not pure manipulation with evil intention?
01:42:59.000 This is not the emergency meeting we're supposed to be having.
01:43:01.000 I'm just trying to understand. Let me ask you a question then.
01:43:04.000 You're so fucking smart. So, man tells a woman he loves her to have sex with her, because that's never happened before in human history, no?
01:43:09.000 Has a woman ever told a man, I love you, to get financial reward?
01:43:17.000 Women, fuck, 100 women tell me a day that they love me to try and get some financial reward from me.
01:43:21.000 No, women never lie. Women never, ever lie.
01:43:25.000 Has a woman ever told a man, Her genuine, heartfelt adoration for this individual, purely because they want to manipulate him, control him, get money from him, lie to him, whatever.
01:43:36.000 Are you telling me a woman has lied?
01:43:38.000 Because it's clearly a crime.
01:43:40.000 So if a woman could lie to a man saying I love you when she doesn't mean it, then they'd all be in jail.
01:43:43.000 And none of them go to jail ever.
01:43:45.000 And we don't live in a system where men are punished unfairly.
01:43:48.000 Clearly not, because we're all equal under the law, right?
01:43:49.000 So, women never do this.
01:43:52.000 Women never say, I have a man who's a friend, because that's a crime.
01:43:55.000 And they also never tell men they love them when they don't to get things.
01:43:59.000 Right? They do that all the time, and always have.
01:44:04.000 You're a wild conspiracy theorist.
01:44:07.000 Then, even worse, this is much worse.
01:44:10.000 Okay. McMahon sent an explicit text message.
01:44:14.000 Oh, an explicit text message?
01:44:15.000 Because as we know, that's a crime and you need to go to jail for that.
01:44:18.000 I mean, if you were to go through every man's phone on the planet, you're not going to find a single explicit text message, right?
01:44:26.000 Because that's a crime. I'm going to read one of these messages out.
01:44:29.000 This is a text exchange between McMahon and Ms.
01:44:32.000 Grant on February 5th, 2021.
01:44:35.000 Hey babe, yeah, he's not the only one.
01:44:38.000 Redacted called me this afternoon begging to eat your pussy and fuck you with his nice hard dick.
01:44:43.000 Okay, give me another week and I'll be ready.
01:44:45.000 I'm feeling more like myself.
01:44:47.000 It's not great, but it's getting better.
01:44:49.000 Tell him soon!
01:44:51.000 Three exclamation marks.
01:44:52.000 I told him, baby, by the way, Johnny wants Tuesday, but not this coming one and the occasional Saturday.
01:45:02.000 She said, yes, I'll be ready.
01:45:03.000 Yes, I would like to have sex with these people.
01:45:05.000 Yes, I will be ready soon.
01:45:07.000 Yeah, but that's because he said he loves her.
01:45:08.000 No, it's because she wanted to have sex with them.
01:45:10.000 That's manipulation. That's consent.
01:45:14.000 I'm getting a bit worried here, Tristan, because you're saying that women can make their own decisions because they're full grown adults.
01:45:20.000 And that is clearly not the case because women are perpetual forever victims.
01:45:24.000 And no matter what happens in their life, it's somebody else's fault, usually a man's.
01:45:28.000 And if they do something and it benefits them, they'll do it as long as they can.
01:45:31.000 But if there's ever any repercussion for that benefit, because there's usually no light without dark, then it all becomes the man's fault.
01:45:37.000 Let me understand something.
01:45:39.000 I'm going to read this message. Regarding your last picture, you need your panties ripped off and three big black dicks in all three of your holes, all the way up, your pussy and your ass as far as they go, thick as cock goes down your throat, makes you gag, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:45:50.000 So she got these messages, okay?
01:45:52.000 She receives these messages.
01:45:54.000 And then instead of calling the police, saying this man's going to try to make me have sex with people against my will, instead of calling HR, instead of raising a complaint, she goes and does the sexual act.
01:46:06.000 She has a phone. She has her free will.
01:46:08.000 She's safe. She has money.
01:46:11.000 And she goes to do these sexual acts.
01:46:14.000 And now she's trying to say that this clearly consensual sexual relationship that these guys were in is somehow human trafficking.
01:46:24.000 That's not what human trafficking is.
01:46:26.000 Human trafficking actually happens.
01:46:28.000 We do realize this. Tristan Tay, Vince McMahon, we do realize that human trafficking actually happens in this world.
01:46:35.000 Young boys and girls are being raped by people who use them and kidnap them and move them across country borders.
01:46:41.000 It's not telling people how to get popular on TikTok, and it's certainly not whatever Vince McMahon was up to.
01:46:47.000 He is not a human trafficker.
01:46:49.000 I think Vince McMahon is 100% innocent.
01:46:52.000 Got any more to read? I'm reading this and I'm flabbergasted.
01:47:03.000 Yeah, but are you going to say something stupid next?
01:47:06.000 No, it's not stupid because from what I understand, not only did he call her his friend, not only did he say he loves her, he also manipulated her by buying her loads of expensive things.
01:47:15.000 And that is a crime!
01:47:17.000 Oh my God, it's not a crime!
01:47:20.000 So he found a woman, told her he loves her, and then bought her loads of stuff.
01:47:24.000 And you're telling me he doesn't belong in jail?
01:47:29.000 What things did he buy her? Do you have a list of the things he bought her?
01:47:31.000 I don't have a list, but it's cars, jewelry, houses.
01:47:38.000 That's not human trafficking. That's not human trafficking.
01:47:40.000 That is a situationship.
01:47:43.000 That is a mutually beneficial relationship where this older man, he's in great shape to be fair to Vince McMahon though, he's not ugly, but he's an older man with a lot of money, is having sex and getting sexual favors from this younger woman, I assume she was younger, by buying her things.
01:47:59.000 Sorry, that only happens, I don't know, about one trillion times a day all over the world.
01:48:07.000 Vince McMahon is not a human trafficker.
01:48:10.000 But... Shut up.
01:48:12.000 No, no, no. Serious question now.
01:48:14.000 Serious? Yeah, serious.
01:48:15.000 All right, let's go. She only convinced him of human trafficking when the money and gifts and houses and cars and jewels stopped, which means she was trying to acquire as much evidence as possible that he's a human trafficker before going to the police.
01:48:34.000 You're trying to annoy me.
01:48:36.000 Because you're making these stupid jokes.
01:48:38.000 This is what's happening to us!
01:48:40.000 It's not laughing better!
01:48:42.000 Stop taking the side of the retards!
01:48:45.000 So she was trying to acquire as much evidence as possible.
01:48:55.000 Every word he said to her was manipulation.
01:48:58.000 Nothing's her fault.
01:48:59.000 Her own decisions have absolutely nothing to do with this entire situation.
01:49:04.000 Because women are so easily tricked and fooled by a man's manipulation.
01:49:09.000 No. That's why they have to adhere to the rules their fathers give them to protect them, which is why America is a society where we have accepted that women can be tricked into anything and they have no control over their own actions, which means they're always a victim of everything all the time and everything is a man's fault.
01:49:26.000 Which means they have to obey their fathers for protection, which is why all American women are so strict sexually and so morally pure and obey their fathers all the time because if they were allowed to be loose and make their own decisions, they'd clearly be human trafficked.
01:49:45.000 I'm getting angry just listening to you.
01:49:47.000 Even though you're not being serious, you are making me actually angry.
01:49:50.000 You're annoying me. Why?
01:49:56.000 Because it would be insane to live in a double standard in which women are believed to be completely free agents which are equal to men in intellect and capability and they can make all of their own decisions all the time but at the same time if a man says anything to them like you're my friend or I love you or gives them things and they instantly become slave robots and have no control over themselves that would make no sense whatsoever it would also make no sense whatsoever For a man to be responsible for all of the bad repercussions of a woman's actions, but not have the capability to tell that woman to do certain things.
01:50:29.000 Let me give an example. Let me prove why you're wrong.
01:50:30.000 Okay. Because if this wasn't human trafficking, right, we're going to assume that I, Top G, let's say I have a girlfriend called Mary.
01:50:39.000 And Mary, every time she does anything, if anything bad happens because of her actions, I'm responsible and I have to pay the price and I have to go to jail.
01:50:49.000 If that's the case, then I would be very strict in telling Mary what she should and shouldn't do because I have to pay the price for her actions.
01:50:56.000 But the fact that I can't tell her what to do because she's a free agent,
01:51:00.000 makes her own decisions, and is equal to me, and is not below me,
01:51:03.000 and does not have to adhere to the creeds of any man because she's a feminist,
01:51:06.000 that means because I am not responsible for her actions, I cannot be accountable for her actions.
01:51:11.000 It would make absolutely zero sense to live in some kind of society
01:51:15.000 where women have no responsibility whatsoever for the negative outcomes of their own actions,
01:51:21.000 but also have to listen to absolutely nobody ever who does have to pay the price for their actions.
01:51:26.000 That would be an insane double standard under the law in which men are not safe to do anything.
01:51:32.000 If what you're saying is true, you're saying that a man can't have a company where he doesn't hire women because he'll get in trouble or does hire women because he'll get in trouble.
01:51:40.000 He can't possibly win.
01:51:42.000 He can't have sexual relations with a woman because if he tells her he loves her, he's a manipulative, horrible person.
01:51:47.000 If he has a girlfriend as a billionaire and buys her nothing, he's tight and he's controlling because he won't give her financial freedom.
01:51:53.000 If he buys her things, then he's deliberately manipulating her into human trafficking.
01:51:58.000 You're making it sound like we're living in some crazy society where a man can't possibly win no matter what he does.
01:52:05.000 And that makes no sense at all.
01:52:08.000 And I don't believe it.
01:52:10.000 Right, so we're going to be cancelling the feed on X. We're going to be exclusively on Rumble.
01:52:14.000 Moving over now, the X feed is being cancelled.
01:52:18.000 I just got a super chat from Jay Waller Speech.
01:52:24.000 I don't know, you ever heard of this guy?
01:52:26.000 Saying, this Wuston Joller must be a G. Yeah, Waston Joller.
01:52:31.000 But he's also a victim of human trafficking, because I call him my friend.
01:52:35.000 I made friends with Waston Joller.
01:52:37.000 And I travel around the world with him.
01:52:39.000 And he, of his own free will, has sex with women when I've taken him to places.
01:52:45.000 So he must be human trafficked by me.
01:52:48.000 Fuck. This is going to get to the core, isn't it?
01:52:51.000 So are you a gay human trafficker?
01:52:53.000 I mean, I guess so.
01:52:56.000 Say it. Shut up.
01:52:58.000 Say it. No. Don't clip the clip.
01:52:59.000 Go on. Don't clip it. Put it everywhere. Say it.
01:53:01.000 Well, he's having sex with women, so there's nothing gay about it.
01:53:04.000 Sounds gay to me, mate. Right.
01:53:05.000 Cutting the Twitter feed. So, we're talking about repercussions.
01:53:09.000 We're talking about double standards. No, no, no.
01:53:10.000 There's no repercussions. We're cutting the Twitter feed.
01:53:12.000 Okay. All right. We're cutting the Twitter feed.
01:53:15.000 And the repercussion of that is that we'll no longer be on Twitter, which is your fault because you manipulated me into cutting the Twitter feed because you told me once that you love me as your brother, and now my own actions I am not responsible for, and it is 100% your fault that the emergency meeting will no longer be viewable on Twitter.
01:53:33.000 I am charging you, sir, with human trafficking in the first degree.
01:53:40.000 Shit. Okay.
01:53:46.000 Are you a human trafficker?
01:53:49.000 Tell us why you're not a human trafficker.
01:53:52.000 Because I... You know why you're a human trafficker?
01:54:25.000 Why? I wasn't really in the mood to do an emergency meeting today.
01:54:30.000 Interesting. I wasn't.
01:54:32.000 I wasn't in the mood. We've got people here.
01:54:34.000 Can't say their names. Luke Barnett.
01:54:38.000 And others. And I said, no, let's not do an emergency meeting today.
01:54:41.000 But over the course of...
01:54:43.000 Oh, nice. That's the alarm.
01:54:46.000 If you're just tuning into the show now, we start 40 minutes earlier than usual.
01:54:50.000 To get you. To keep you on your toes.
01:54:52.000 So next time you see a countdown and you're sitting there going, oh, the countdown has 40 minutes left.
01:54:55.000 You never feel safe again in your little house, sitting in your little hidey home, your little hole, your little brokey house that you're trying to pay off with a mortgage, like a dummy, sitting there with your little roof.
01:55:04.000 Maybe the roof will protect me from the clocks.
01:55:07.000 No, sir! We start when we want.
01:55:10.000 Stay ready. Live ready!
01:55:12.000 Right, so I wasn't in the mood to do this emergency meeting today, but you, my brother, over the last 35 years, have been manipulating me and grooming me by pretending to be my friend, telling me you love me as a brother, and here I am, enslaved into doing this emergency meeting because you've been nice to me.
01:55:32.000 You've also bought me things over the years.
01:55:35.000 You've bought me very expensive things.
01:55:36.000 Nice watches. You pay the bills at nice restaurants.
01:55:41.000 Fuck. And here I am on this emergency meeting that I didn't really want to do because you human trafficked me.
01:55:49.000 Are you financially gaining from this activity?
01:55:52.000 It's the brother boy method.
01:55:54.000 Are you financially gaining from this activity?
01:55:56.000 Yes. And money's being made.
01:55:59.000 Fuck. We've made like $100 in super chats.
01:56:02.000 Take me to jail! Open and close, cut and shut.
01:56:06.000 You're right. I told you I liked you.
01:56:09.000 I invited you to come somewhere.
01:56:11.000 You decided to come for financial incentive.
01:56:13.000 Yep. Partake in an action, which was an emergency meeting.
01:56:16.000 Yep. You benefited massively from said action.
01:56:19.000 Yep. And I did it all.
01:56:21.000 Yes. Shit!
01:56:23.000 Guilty. Fuck!
01:56:24.000 Human trafficker. You're as bad as Vince McMahon.
01:56:28.000 You are as bad as Vince McMahon.
01:56:31.000 And when I travel around with you, I often engage in sexual activity with women I meet.
01:56:37.000 You, my friend, are a fucking human trafficker.
01:56:42.000 Shit. You, Vince McMahon, Tristan Tate, they're all the same.
01:56:51.000 I don't know what to say. That's a pretty strong case.
01:56:54.000 It's a very strong case.
01:56:55.000 It's the same case you have against Vince McMahon.
01:56:58.000 Well, yeah. Take me to jail.
01:56:59.000 New charges coming. Take me to jail!
01:57:02.000 So, that's the Vince McMahon...
01:57:04.000 Do you want to talk about this? Are you curious at all to talk about this or no?
01:57:08.000 This happened a couple hours ago.
01:57:10.000 Nah. Nah, fuck him. Alright, cool.
01:57:11.000 I agree. Nah!
01:57:16.000 So now that it's 9 o'clock, is the emergency meeting over when it's supposed to start?
01:57:20.000 If you're just tuning into the emergency meeting, I want you to know that in the last 40 minutes, not only did I prove Vince McMahon is a human trafficker, my brother put down a very compendious, concrete, bulletproof case that proves that I'm a human trafficker.
01:57:30.000 Yes. So I am now going to jail because Trish is on an emergency meeting with me.
01:57:33.000 Oh, wait! I'm innocent.
01:57:37.000 How? I'm innocent.
01:57:39.000 How? Because nobody will believe you.
01:57:42.000 This only works if women say it.
01:57:43.000 Oh, shit! If men say it, we say, well, why did you make that your own stupid choice?
01:57:48.000 If women say it, or do it, then it's totally fine.
01:57:53.000 But even though we're all equal under the law, if a man makes his own decisions and has to live with the bad repercussions, the negative repercussions of said action, that's 100% his fault.
01:58:02.000 But if a woman does it, she's completely innocent, and it's some random man's fault.
01:58:07.000 But also... If the woman says the man is innocent, then she's lying.
01:58:12.000 Hear me out. Believe all women, yeah?
01:58:14.000 Okay. Let's believe Vince McMahon's accuser.
01:58:17.000 Believe all women.
01:58:19.000 All right. The people who point fingers at us say believe all women all the time.
01:58:23.000 Okay. So Vince McMahon is definitely guilty because the woman said that he's guilty.
01:58:27.000 Okay. Correct? Correct. So the people listed as victims in our case...
01:58:31.000 Who we allegedly helped promote on social media have said we're not guilty.
01:58:37.000 Believe all women. No, but you don't believe it.
01:58:38.000 They've said we're not guilty.
01:58:39.000 You don't believe those ones. Oh, you don't believe those ones?
01:58:42.000 No. Oh, so you see, I thought we were off the hook because the people who are supposed to be our victims are saying they're completely innocent.
01:58:49.000 So you don't believe those women.
01:58:51.000 You can't prove I'm a human trafficker because no one will believe what you say because you're a man.
01:58:55.000 And you know what? It would be very, very scary if we lived in a world where women knew this.
01:59:01.000 Thank God they don't. Thank God that they'd never weaponize this against a man who's worth, you know, $2.9 billion, like Vince McMahon.
01:59:08.000 Or some other random celebrity.
01:59:09.000 I don't know. Johnny Depp.
01:59:11.000 Let's imagine you're Johnny Depp.
01:59:12.000 Or Ronaldo. You know, the kind of guy who'd never need to rape anyone ever.
01:59:16.000 Okay. Handsome.
01:59:17.000 All the women like you. Tristan Tate.
01:59:20.000 Imagine you're Johnny Depp and you have a girlfriend.
01:59:21.000 She says, no one will believe you because you're a man.
01:59:24.000 That'd be a scary world to live in.
01:59:25.000 But thank God that doesn't happen.
01:59:26.000 That's never happened. In fact, ever.
01:59:29.000 Ever. But let's go deeper down the rabbit hole.
01:59:32.000 Okay, tell me. So we don't believe all women.
01:59:35.000 No, no, no. If the women say we're innocent.
01:59:37.000 If I'm going to jail for human trafficking.
01:59:38.000 Okay. You're going to jail for human trafficking.
01:59:40.000 Listen. I saw you.
01:59:44.000 Once. Ask a personal trainer to come to a gym, meet you there, traveling, to particular an activity, training you, for financial incentive, payment, which he decided to do off his own free will.
01:59:57.000 But you manipulated him by telling him he's a good trainer.
02:00:00.000 So you're a human trafficker.
02:00:02.000 To be fair, this trainer you're talking about lives in this house.
02:00:09.000 I promote him on social media.
02:00:12.000 Mutual financial gain from our social media collaboration happens.
02:00:17.000 Yeah, I tell him I like him.
02:00:18.000 I use the lover boy method.
02:00:21.000 Is Alex human trafficked?
02:00:23.000 Fuck. Alex, get out!
02:00:25.000 I'm sorry. I didn't realize the consequences of my actions until now.
02:00:29.000 I did not realize, my friend Alex, sorry I can't call you my friend anymore, it's manipulation, that I've been human trafficking you this entire time.
02:00:36.000 Leave now while I'm on the emergency mean.
02:00:38.000 Get to safety. And that Ferrari I bought you, shit!
02:00:43.000 Shit! I'm a human trafficker!
02:00:45.000 Fuck! You did buy him a Ferrari.
02:00:48.000 Alex, I'm sorry! You did buy him a Ferrari.
02:00:50.000 Sorry, bro! Even worse, you...
02:00:54.000 To try and defend your disgusting, heinous actions, which lack any moral credence.
02:01:02.000 Hired lawyers!
02:01:03.000 And asked them to meet you in court.
02:01:06.000 Traveling. To partake in activity.
02:01:09.000 Defending me. Defending you.
02:01:10.000 Which they decided to do themselves.
02:01:12.000 Okay. For financial incentive.
02:01:14.000 Fuck, I've human-trapped my lawyers to court.
02:01:15.000 Fuck! Shit! Sorry, guys!
02:01:19.000 I'm sorry! Vince McMahon human trafficked her because he borrowed loads of expensive stuff, hired her, and gave her a fantastic life.
02:01:29.000 And you human trafficker lawyers have tried to defend you from human trafficking.
02:01:33.000 You're a personal trainer.
02:01:34.000 You're a human trafficker.
02:01:38.000 So if I'm going to jail, so are you.
02:01:41.000 This is the most disgusting crime Ever.
02:01:46.000 And you don't just throw around human trafficking crimes at people who are famous to try and destroy their name and reputation.
02:01:51.000 It's not serious at all. You don't do that.
02:01:53.000 No, you seriously attack these ultra wealthy men with unlimited sexual access
02:01:59.000 Because you don't want any more money and you only took the money to gain evidence of the human trafficking that was
02:02:07.000 being undertaken By these heinous disgusting individuals and the fact that
02:02:12.000 you human trafficker lawyers to try and get out of your human trafficking
02:02:14.000 That that is that is sick. The fact that you're even watching this podcast is down to two men
02:02:21.000 Yusuf and Bailey one of them is from the UK and one of them is from Texas
02:02:25.000 Andrew coerced these men
02:02:29.000 by recruiting them shit Telling him he is their friend
02:02:35.000 Fuck! Shit!
02:02:36.000 And they came here and they're partaking in activities for mutual financial benefit.
02:02:44.000 Shit. After you told them you like them.
02:02:48.000 Fuck. You're right.
02:02:52.000 Bailey, Yusuf, sorry guys.
02:02:54.000 My brother human trafficked you.
02:02:56.000 My brother human trafficked you.
02:03:00.000 Shit. Because, yeah, I said, can you film this?
02:03:03.000 And he said, well, sure, I'll film it because it's my job.
02:03:06.000 Okay, yeah. And you're going to give me money.
02:03:08.000 Have they ever had sex with their girlfriends while in a country that you bought them to?
02:03:14.000 Yes or no? Yes or no?
02:03:19.000 You fucking trafficker!
02:03:22.000 I've done wrong.
02:03:31.000 Luke Barnett, the UFC fighter, is in Romania right now!
02:03:38.000 And you intend to spar with him tomorrow.
02:03:43.000 Physical assault.
02:03:45.000 You told him he's your friend.
02:03:48.000 Recruited him.
02:03:51.000 Violence. You are a fucking trafficker.
02:03:56.000 He's a two-meter tall, 112-kilogram fighter who can kick almost anyone in the world's ass, but you manipulated him to have your own way and use his body for sports training.
02:04:13.000 You fucking trafficker.
02:04:17.000 He's here right now.
02:04:19.000 Get out, Luke! If you're watching, get out now!
02:04:24.000 While you can!
02:04:28.000 Well, I guess we're going to be seeing Vince in jail.
02:04:34.000 Here's a list of the 2019 gifts received by Ms.
02:04:37.000 Grant from McMahon, including the following.
02:04:40.000 This is a con...
02:04:43.000 Piendis...
02:04:45.000 Concise list...
02:04:48.000 Of disgusting...
02:04:52.000 Trafficking. Trafficking. Manipulation.
02:04:54.000 Of course it is. Why else would he give her these things?
02:04:56.000 Listen to these terrible things he gave this woman who he loved.
02:05:01.000 No, sorry. He had a woman who he said he loved, who was his girlfriend, and he bought her all of this stuff.
02:05:06.000 If this doesn't prove he's a terrible man, he worked hard to become a billionaire, and he bought her all of these things.
02:05:14.000 This is disgusting.
02:05:16.000 Ready? This is disgusting.
02:05:18.000 Hit me with it. Alternative clinic medical care and cosmetic surgeries and products.
02:05:25.000 Shit! Clubhouse access tickets to the Belmont Stakes.
02:05:30.000 Fuck! Private full-day transportation and premium tickets to the Wrestlemania.
02:05:35.000 $2,000 Nordstrom gift card.
02:05:38.000 Fuck! A massive box of chocolates and flowers.
02:05:41.000 Oh my god, that's trafficking.
02:05:43.000 $20,000 towards surgery paid directly to the surgeon's office.
02:05:48.000 Trafficking! A pearl and diamond necklace.
02:05:52.000 Trafficking! Blue cashmere knee-length cardigan.
02:05:55.000 Trafficking! Blue Burberry cashmere scarf.
02:06:00.000 Trafficking! Blue cashmere and fur hat.
02:06:02.000 Trafficking! Grey cashmere shawl.
02:06:04.000 Trafficking! Celine sunglasses.
02:06:06.000 Trafficking! Large bouquets of flowers delivered approximately every other week.
02:06:11.000 If that's not trafficking, what is?
02:06:13.000 A BMW 430XI. Shit!
02:06:16.000 A $5,000 gift card to the spa.
02:06:18.000 Guilty! Two private chef-catered dinners in McMahon's condo.
02:06:23.000 Look this man up! Golden diamond paved paperclip necklace.
02:06:27.000 How dare he! $15,000 of Bloomingdale's gift cards.
02:06:30.000 That monster! He did all of this to manipulate her!
02:06:37.000 This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
02:06:39.000 When a woman gets with a billionaire, the last thing she wants is gifts.
02:06:46.000 There's nothing that would be worse for a woman to date a billionaire and be bought millions of dollars worth of things.
02:06:52.000 That is a crime!
02:06:54.000 This poor woman.
02:06:56.000 I don't know how she sleeps at night.
02:06:59.000 The trauma of driving that BMW home With her Burberry bags in the back.
02:07:07.000 Every time she drives to BMW with the Burberry bags in the back wearing her diamond necklace.
02:07:12.000 And looks in the mirror at her surgically altered body with surgery she wanted.
02:07:16.000 She must feel sick to her stomach to know that she is a victim of human trafficking.
02:07:24.000 This is the worst case of human trafficking I have ever seen.
02:07:30.000 You know, I came on this podcast trying to defend Vince McMahon.
02:07:35.000 But this monster!
02:07:38.000 Monster! Absolutely terrible.
02:07:42.000 Someone bought me a BMW and a bunch of jewelry.
02:07:45.000 Fucking cry my eyes out.
02:07:47.000 Unbelievable. You don't know my trauma history.
02:07:49.000 I got bought a watch once.
02:07:52.000 Remember when you bought me that Lamborghini?
02:07:54.000 I do, yeah. Sorry.
02:07:55.000 Trauma history. I didn't mean human trafficking.
02:07:56.000 Trauma history. I'm sorry. Therapist.
02:07:58.000 I did human trafficking. But you have to give it to her.
02:08:02.000 She was smart to take all of the gifts.
02:08:04.000 As evidence. Nice. And all of the money.
02:08:06.000 Nice. And all of the lifestyle.
02:08:08.000 Catch this monster.
02:08:09.000 As evidence. Boom.
02:08:11.000 And only go to the police when it all stopped.
02:08:14.000 To then let them know that everything she did while she was with this man for all of these gifts was his fault.
02:08:20.000 His fault. And she was tricked.
02:08:22.000 Tricked. And fooled.
02:08:24.000 Fooled. So she did good to try and put this monster behind bars!
02:08:30.000 Where he belongs! Rage in a cage!
02:08:36.000 I can't believe we live in such a disgusting world that, you know, billionaires can have young girlfriends and participate in sexual activities and buy them gifts!
02:08:43.000 Absolutely disgusting. And you're gonna blame the woman?
02:08:46.000 Not on my watch. Not on my bloody show!
02:08:49.000 No, you fucking won't!
02:08:50.000 No, sir You're a victim blamer. I
02:08:54.000 Remember reading It's literally impossible to be a man
02:09:09.000 It's literally impossible to be a man anymore.
02:09:12.000 I remember reading. Can someone find this?
02:09:15.000 There's a new law in England for manipulative and coercive behavior, which is a new type of physical violence, like physical abuse.
02:09:21.000 So if your wife goes to the police and says, my husband abuses me, but he's never hit me.
02:09:26.000 But he does control me.
02:09:28.000 And that includes bad language.
02:09:30.000 But it also includes financial control.
02:09:33.000 I read this somewhere. Let's find it and get the proof.
02:09:36.000 That if you have a woman and you financially control her, you don't give her money or the means to live life financially.
02:09:43.000 Then you're controlling her.
02:09:45.000 You're coercive and controlling behavior.
02:09:48.000 Deciding who she hangs around with?
02:09:50.000 You can't do that if you're a husband.
02:09:51.000 I mean, obviously, you married this woman, but...
02:09:53.000 So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight.
02:09:55.000 Because I need to know this, because this is important for all you women at home who may be getting emotionally abused.
02:10:00.000 Controlling your finances and not giving you access to money...
02:10:05.000 Telling you you're not allowed to be friends with certain people, okay?
02:10:08.000 This is all emotional abuse and men should go to jail for this, right?
02:10:11.000 So if you are a woman and you married a man, you married him to love, honor, and obey, you've taken marriage vows and you are his wife.
02:10:18.000 If he says, no, I don't want you to use our money to go down the pub with your male friends from work who want to have sex with you, no money, don't hang around with those guys.
02:10:34.000 That is emotional abuse and the man should go to jail.
02:10:38.000 Correct. We have it right here. Let's read it.
02:10:41.000 Financial abuse is a common tactic used by abusers to gain power in the control of a relationship.
02:10:49.000 The forms of financial abuse may be subtle or overt, but in general include tactics to conceal information, limit the victim's access to assets, or reduce accessibility to the family finances.
02:11:01.000 So if you have a woman and you don't give her the money she wants to do what she wants, you're financially controlling her and you should go to jail.
02:11:09.000 If you do give her a bunch of gifts because you're rich...
02:11:12.000 You're a human trafficker. Yes.
02:11:14.000 So you're either emotionally abusive or a human trafficker if you're a man who has any woman and knows her at all.
02:11:22.000 That makes sense. Sounds fair.
02:11:23.000 That makes sense. Sounds fair. I mean, because it's not like...
02:11:25.000 The thing is, what makes me happy about this?
02:11:27.000 Because we're finally going to catch Vince McMahon, and you, and me, and everyone, and Waston Joller.
02:11:32.000 We're all going to jail for being human traffickers.
02:11:34.000 And this is great because it's not like the world is full of problems.
02:11:37.000 It's not like, you know, children are dying every day.
02:11:41.000 There's real human trafficking at the U.S. border.
02:11:44.000 It's not like, you know, kids are being raped.
02:11:46.000 It's not like human trafficking actually exists.
02:11:48.000 This is what we need to focus on.
02:11:51.000 You, Vince, Waston Joller, Alex, Luke Barnett.
02:11:57.000 This is the real human trafficking going on in the world.
02:12:00.000 Thank God the world's not full of massive issues that we can spend our time on this.
02:12:06.000 Well, the police clearly have nothing else to work on.
02:12:08.000 It's not like crimes through the roof in every western nation on earth.
02:12:12.000 Exactly. Everything's fine everywhere.
02:12:15.000 As we know. So they have all the time they need to dedicate to the billionaires who have young girlfriends who they spoil.
02:12:22.000 Your tax money.
02:12:24.000 Needs police investigating McMahon for buying her a BMW. You're broke.
02:12:29.000 And you're paying taxes.
02:12:31.000 And your tax money needs to go to fund an investigation against a billionaire who bought a girl a BMW and had sex with her.
02:12:39.000 That's a good use.
02:12:40.000 You living in a trailer park? Good.
02:12:42.000 You stay right there, sir.
02:12:44.000 You deserve nothing more out of life.
02:12:47.000 Tax money needs to be paid so we can go after monsters like Vince McMahon.
02:12:55.000 However, I have a question.
02:12:58.000 Sure. What if the government are human trafficking the people who keep us in jail?
02:13:09.000 Because... It's wheels within wheels.
02:13:11.000 The government is telling the people who have to keep us in jail and lock us in there to be at a certain place at a certain time, have to travel.
02:13:17.000 Shit. Do a certain activity, which I'm sure they don't really want to do.
02:13:22.000 They don't really want to lock up full-grown men for basically no reason.
02:13:25.000 They don't even know the details of their case.
02:13:26.000 They don't want to really destroy people's lives.
02:13:28.000 So they reluctantly close the door and reluctantly turn the key for financial gain.
02:13:33.000 So you're saying...
02:13:34.000 Because they've been human trapping.
02:13:35.000 Our prison guards... We're human trafficked.
02:13:38.000 The government is human trafficking the people who keep us punished for human trafficking!
02:13:43.000 Now what? I think everyone should go to jail.
02:13:48.000 Everyone. All humans.
02:13:50.000 Do we have to lock ourselves in jail?
02:13:52.000 If all humans were in jail, this would never happen.
02:13:55.000 To stop human trafficking, we need to put every innocent man behind bars away from his family.
02:14:02.000 To stop kidnapping and human trafficking, every innocent man needs to be locked up.
02:14:07.000 But then, who decides if we go to jail?
02:14:12.000 Because... If you can call for jury, Dewey, hear me out.
02:14:15.000 Fuck! A letter comes in the mail.
02:14:17.000 Fuck! Fuck!
02:14:19.000 Fuck! You are obligated to show up at a certain time and perform certain actions.
02:14:29.000 Jury, Dewey!
02:14:31.000 What you don't really want to do, that's why it's a duty.
02:14:33.000 The word duty means you have to do it if you want to do it or not, by definition.
02:14:39.000 It's human trafficking. How do we fucking stop this human trafficking?
02:14:45.000 It's out of control! Everyone on earth is human trafficked!
02:14:53.000 How do we put an end to this massive pandemic of endless constant human trafficking against everyone?
02:15:03.000 I don't know the answer, Andrew.
02:15:05.000 I don't know the fucking answer.
02:15:06.000 Fuck's sake! Someone needs to do something about this.
02:15:12.000 Trying to do good in the world and you find out that you just work out that everyone on earth is human trafficked?
02:15:16.000 Shit! Fuck.
02:15:19.000 If you dare ever buy me anything ever again...
02:15:23.000 I'm calling the cops. I'm calling the police.
02:15:28.000 You, my friend, are done.
02:15:31.000 If I light a cigar with a lighter, and a woman who I've just met from a tribe which never discovered fire, now sees me use a lighter, then, on her own accord, six months later, takes a lighter and lights herself on fire.
02:15:51.000 And dies. Okay.
02:15:53.000 Whose fault is that? Yours. Why?
02:15:57.000 Because you're a man.
02:16:00.000 Ah, so her own actions and her own decisions are my fault.
02:16:04.000 Absolutely. Now we're getting it!
02:16:06.000 I used a lighter in front of her before, which manipulated her.
02:16:09.000 Manipulated her. Shit.
02:16:12.000 Now we're getting it. Now we're getting it, people.
02:16:15.000 And because I'm a man and she's a woman, she blames me in her will.
02:16:18.000 It's all 100% my fault? Yes.
02:16:22.000 That would be your fault.
02:16:24.000 Yes, it would be. I can't see who else I'd possibly blame.
02:16:28.000 Well, then let's at least thank God.
02:16:29.000 Okay. That.
02:16:33.000 The number one gender.
02:16:34.000 The gender in society that has the ability to blame others for all of their mistakes and destroy people's lives at random.
02:16:41.000 Let's thank God that those are the most self-accountable people on earth.
02:16:45.000 Yes, who would never do that. Let's thank God that it's the gender which loves self-accountability and doesn't blame anyone else for anything.
02:16:51.000 Thank fuck. Because if it was the gender that blamed everybody else for their own decisions...
02:16:55.000 We'd all be in a world of shit.
02:16:57.000 We'd be in a lot of trouble.
02:16:58.000 So thank God it's the gender that loves self-accountability Looks in the mirror and said, I shouldn't have done that.
02:17:06.000 That was my fault.
02:17:08.000 Because if it was the other gender, whoo-wee!
02:17:12.000 We'd be in jail. Oh wait, we were in jail.
02:17:16.000 Yeah, but that's because you're a human trafficker.
02:17:18.000 No, we've established that we're both human traffickers.
02:17:21.000 Poor Wuston Joller.
02:17:24.000 All that sex he's had traveling around with me.
02:17:26.000 I'm really worried about this human trafficking.
02:17:28.000 I don't know what we're going to do to try and save the world.
02:17:30.000 Someone has to do something. How are we going to stop it?
02:17:34.000 At least, though there is some justice, because recently, there's been some justice in the courts.
02:17:40.000 Okay. Trump was just found guilty of sexual assault.
02:17:43.000 Oh, yeah, because...
02:17:44.000 No, no, no. He wasn't found guilty of sexual assault.
02:17:45.000 This is the funny thing. Ready?
02:17:47.000 All right. Let me see if I understand this Trump situation, Andrew.
02:17:52.000 And you can tell me whose fault this is, right?
02:17:53.000 Okay. A woman said he raped her in a department store.
02:18:00.000 Okay? Believe all women. Nice.
02:18:01.000 Nice. A woman who is on the record saying rape is sexy and is clearly a weirdo.
02:18:06.000 I don't believe that part. Super unattractive.
02:18:08.000 Leave all women unless they say that.
02:18:09.000 Yeah, she's super ugly and super unattractive.
02:18:11.000 But obviously that has nothing to do with it.
02:18:13.000 You sexually assault people because you're sick of the mind and if they're ugly, you'll do it anyway.
02:18:17.000 So let me get this straight.
02:18:19.000 And she accused him of sexual assault and rape.
02:18:21.000 Leave all women. He's not guilty of sexual assault or rape, as far as I understand.
02:18:28.000 But because he called her names and slated her after she accused him of sexual assault and rape, he's guilty of defamation.
02:18:37.000 I mean, don't say bad things about the person who falsely accused you of something.
02:18:41.000 No, absolutely don't.
02:18:43.000 No, don't do that. I mean, obviously you're the world's most important, powerful man.
02:18:46.000 You're a big G, self-made billionaire, genius, greatest president in our human lifetime.
02:18:53.000 And some loser is calling you a bunch of names and a rapist.
02:18:56.000 Don't say bad things about her.
02:18:59.000 Because defaming her, who no one knows who she is, is worth $89 million.
02:19:05.000 Is that my understanding? Am I correct?
02:19:08.000 Well, it's Donald Trump's fault.
02:19:11.000 Have you been to kindergarten?
02:19:15.000 Yes. In kindergarten, don't they say, calling people names is bad, and if you do it, you have to pay $89 million.
02:19:23.000 I think the last bit, I didn't think I got $89 million.
02:19:28.000 I didn't get that part. Well, I remember that in kindergarten.
02:19:31.000 They said, don't call anyone a name.
02:19:32.000 Don't call names. It's bad.
02:19:34.000 Especially if they call you a name first.
02:19:36.000 If they call you a name first, like, I don't know, let me make up a random name.
02:19:39.000 Rapist? Rapist.
02:19:40.000 If you call them a name back, like, I don't know, crazy, because they lied, then you are a bad person, and name-calling is bad, and you have to pay that person $89 million.
02:19:52.000 It was $89 million. I remember this now.
02:19:53.000 I remember them telling us, yeah, it's $89 million.
02:19:55.000 Yeah. That's fair.
02:19:57.000 That makes sense. I mean, Trump has no one but himself to blame.
02:20:04.000 He's damaged her reputation.
02:20:06.000 Okay, so no one knew who she was, and she called him a rape.
02:20:09.000 In November 2019, Carol filed a defamation lawsuit with the New York Supreme Court.
02:20:12.000 The suit states that Trump has damaged her reputation.
02:20:15.000 Okay, because everyone cared. She had a sterling reputation.
02:20:18.000 Sterling! And everyone knew who she was.
02:20:19.000 Everyone. Household name.
02:20:21.000 Substantially harmed her professionally.
02:20:23.000 And caused emotional pain.
02:20:25.000 Shit.
02:20:25.000 Decades ago, the now President of the United States raped me.
02:20:28.000 When I had the courage to speak out about the attack.
02:20:31.000 Years later, nobody knows why she waited decades.
02:20:33.000 He defamed my character, accused me of lying for personal gain because he's rich.
02:20:36.000 Even insulted my appearance.
02:20:38.000 No woman should have to face this.
02:20:40.000 You know what? She's right.
02:20:42.000 You know why? I cannot find a single example on the internet or anywhere in real life where a woman has ever insulted a man's appearance, ever called him fat, ever called him short, ever called him an incel, ever called him unattractive.
02:20:56.000 That does not exist!
02:20:58.000 Because if it did, she would have to pay him $89 million!
02:21:05.000 That's fair. It is?
02:21:06.000 That's fair. I mean...
02:21:07.000 Because you're going to hurty-hurt your feelings.
02:21:09.000 Yeah, I mean, someone's got to stop this monster Trump.
02:21:11.000 I mean, I'll still vote for him, obviously.
02:21:13.000 Hurty-hurt. I'm filing this on behalf of every woman who's ever been harassed, assaulted, silenced, or been shamed once they've spoken up, ridiculed, or belittled.
02:21:27.000 She is ugly, though. No, Tristan, she is brave and stunning.
02:21:30.000 Oh, shit. Do I owe you $89 million now?
02:21:33.000 Sorry, Andrew. The yacht, the jet, put those on hold.
02:21:38.000 I have to send $89 million to her because I just insulted her appearance.
02:21:42.000 Fair. Fair.
02:21:44.000 I shouldn't have done that. So now we have to sell all our stuff?
02:21:47.000 Yusuf, didn't you insult me yesterday playing poker?
02:21:50.000 You insulted me. So we can take his money.
02:21:53.000 You fucking insulted me, Yusuf.
02:21:55.000 $89 million pay up.
02:21:58.000 Righty, buddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:22:01.000 Tristan, not only did he human traffic you into the poker game, he then insulted you for $89 million.
02:22:05.000 So we take the $89 million we get from Yusuf and then we can give the $89 million to her because you just called her herty, herty name.
02:22:10.000 Yes. And Trump said something on Truth Social.
02:22:13.000 He said, the case is a complete con job.
02:22:15.000 I don't know this woman. I have no idea who she is other than it seems she got a picture of me many years ago with her husband there shaking my hand at the reception line of a celebrity charity event.
02:22:25.000 Oh, so because you're- He touched her hand!
02:22:28.000 Sexual assault. Because you're super famous, Trump, and people want to take pictures with you at random, and you don't remember every single person you ever took a picture with for the last 30 years, you think you're not a rapist?
02:22:38.000 Digging yourself into a deep hole, Mr.
02:22:40.000 Trump. Keep digging.
02:22:42.000 Oh, I suppose people just want to take pictures.
02:22:44.000 Because you know what? No one's ever asked me for a photo ever.
02:22:47.000 That doesn't happen when you're famous.
02:22:49.000 Doesn't happen. You, Mr.
02:22:51.000 Trump, are clearly guilty.
02:22:56.000 The lefties are right.
02:23:01.000 As a man, how can you possibly have a relationship or do anything?
02:23:07.000 How can you breathe anymore?
02:23:09.000 In jail. You could breathe all you like in jail after paying $89 million.
02:23:19.000 Fair. You know what?
02:23:23.000 Go on. I'm so flabbergasted and disgusted with the world we live in and how much it brutally...
02:23:29.000 The worst thing about this is not only does the world hate men and punish us endlessly and continuously for anything, even when we're completely innocent, whether you go right, you're wrong, whether you go left or wrong, up is wrong, down is wrong, you can't possibly win.
02:23:41.000 At the same time, they rely on us for everything.
02:23:43.000 They rely on us to build the roads, build the buildings, keep the world functioning.
02:23:47.000 I said this to a woman I was driving in a car with the other day.
02:23:50.000 We were talking about the strike in Iceland and how 100,000 women went on strike in Iceland, including the prime minister, which is a third of the entire country's population, 300,000 people.
02:23:58.000 And they were trying to prove that they need more equal rights in Iceland, which is basically the most equal country on Earth, which is insane, saying they need more money for some reason.
02:24:05.000 And the worst thing about the strike was after four days of striking with every single female on the planet or female in the country not working, The country worked just fine.
02:24:13.000 Yeah, nothing happened, did it? Nothing happened.
02:24:15.000 It was fine. The electricity worked. The roads worked.
02:24:17.000 The traffic lights worked. Everything worked completely fine because all these women worked in marketing or HR or some other crap that you can go without.
02:24:24.000 So men actually keep the entire world running.
02:24:26.000 So they rely on us and then they belittle us and destroy us.
02:24:29.000 So you're working your ass off building roads, paying taxes to a government who will destroy you no matter what you do at random just because you're a man.
02:24:38.000 And then they say we live in a patriarchy.
02:24:41.000 That makes absolutely zero sense.
02:24:43.000 You know, I'm going to actually answer one of these Super Chats.
02:24:46.000 I appreciate all the support and all the love.
02:24:47.000 We're talking about a very serious topic tonight.
02:24:48.000 All the shout-outs and all the love.
02:24:50.000 I appreciate it from, you know, Real World Start, Bessie BMN, Fally Rose.
02:24:54.000 Respectful of the Super Chats. But this one's very important.
02:24:57.000 And I'm going to answer this.
02:24:58.000 And this could get me in some trouble.
02:24:59.000 I might say something that gets me in trouble.
02:25:01.000 You'd never do that. Someone said, if men go to jail for sexual abuse, why don't women go to jail for false accusations?
02:25:07.000 Which one is worse? I'm going to answer the question.
02:25:09.000 So... I've heard this before.
02:25:13.000 Being falsely accused of rape, some people have made the case, not me, that it's worse than being actually raped.
02:25:20.000 Now, hear me out. I'm going to answer the question, which one's worse, being raped or being falsely accused of rape?
02:25:24.000 I don't know. I've never been raped.
02:25:27.000 I've never even been falsely accused of rape.
02:25:29.000 I don't know which one's worse, and neither is pleasant.
02:25:33.000 But let me tell you something. You have to think about which one's worse.
02:25:37.000 Because falsely accused of something doesn't really mean anything.
02:25:39.000 Someone could call me a rapist if they like.
02:25:41.000 Who gives a shit? Name calling.
02:25:44.000 Doesn't hurt you at all.
02:25:45.000 $89 million. But is 20 years worse than being raped?
02:25:50.000 Is 30 years in prison worse than being raped?
02:25:54.000 I don't know. Never been raped.
02:25:56.000 Never been to prison for 30 years.
02:25:57.000 But these are questions you need to ask yourself.
02:26:00.000 Because some people say, no, no, no, being raped is the most traumatizing thing ever.
02:26:03.000 I'm sure it is. I'm sure it's terrible.
02:26:06.000 But your entire life being wasted away behind bars?
02:26:10.000 False accusations are dangerous.
02:26:12.000 Extremely dangerous. And the repercussions of the false accusation can be far worse, in my opinion, potentially, than rape.
02:26:20.000 As I said, never been falsely accused of rape.
02:26:22.000 Never been raped. Don't know.
02:26:24.000 But it's fucking scary to think that someone can say words and you lose 20 years of your life.
02:26:30.000 Yeah, but at least they're not herty-herty words that call you names.
02:26:33.000 Because then you'd have to pay $89 million.
02:26:36.000 So we live in a society where men are completely demonized.
02:26:39.000 Women have agency to do whatever they want unless it's something that they did in the past that they no longer wish they did.
02:26:43.000 Then it's a man's fault.
02:26:45.000 But they also don't listen to men at any point ever, including their fathers and the people who care about them and want to take care of them and their husbands.
02:26:49.000 Because that's controlling. You can't not give them money because that's controlling.
02:26:52.000 If you give them money, you're human trafficking them.
02:26:54.000 And at the same time, you are working your ass off in a job that actually matters because you're a man.
02:26:59.000 Meaning you do all the important jobs, all the dangerous jobs, all the hard work, all the long hours, all the stressful jobs.
02:27:04.000 You do them all. You're growing the food.
02:27:05.000 You're going to food. You're doing the important things so that you can pay taxes to a government which will destroy you at will if you ever get too big and make a podcast that 200 people watch.
02:27:11.000 Or if you're randomly falsely accused by some psycho who wants more of your money after you've given them loads of money and stopped giving them money.
02:27:17.000 That's the world you're living in.
02:27:19.000 And as a man, if you're not terrified by that, you genuinely should be because it is scary.
02:27:23.000 It's scary to wake up as a man and realize that that's the world you now live in.
02:27:27.000 And then they want to sit and say, we live in a patriarchy.
02:27:30.000 Let's think of a single example where a man with basically no evidence can come along and completely destroy a woman's life and throw her in jail for 30 years or financially ruin her or drag her name through the mud endlessly through the MSM and through the media with no proof at all.
02:27:45.000 Let's think of a single scenario in which a man could do that to a woman because we live in a patriarchy, meaning that men have all the power and all the control and the women are poor and oppressed.
02:27:52.000 So let's think if women can do it to men, men must be able to do it to women 10 times worse.
02:27:55.000 So tell me how men can do that to women.
02:27:57.000 And while you do that, I'm going to take a piss.
02:28:01.000 Well, they can't. No, I need a piss.
02:28:06.000 You have to tell everyone I need time.
02:28:07.000 No, that's it. They can't. No, I need time.
02:28:10.000 I need to take a piss. And we know, I've just explained, we live in a patriarchy, and men are evil, and men do all the work, but we should do all the work.
02:28:17.000 And we pay all the taxes so the government can destroy us at will, and that women are the victims all the time, and nothing is their fault, and no matter what they do, it's someone else's fault, etc., etc.
02:28:25.000 So you have to explain how men do this to women, because clearly if women do it to men, men must do it worse.
02:28:29.000 So you have to explain to them, because I need a piss.
02:28:31.000 Yeah, but they can't. Thank you for joining us on this emergency meeting.
02:28:38.000 You're not even going to let me pee. No.
02:28:40.000 My words mean it's over. It's not over.
02:28:42.000 Yeah, it is. No, I've got things to show you.
02:28:43.000 I'm Mr. Producer. No, you don't. I'm bored of this.
02:28:47.000 I'm genuinely upset by this.
02:28:49.000 I can't believe that I have been human trafficking.
02:28:52.000 And Vince McMahon is in on the game.
02:28:55.000 Because it's not like every other famous person, like, you know, goes to islands and has sex with kids, and we're not allowed to even know their names, and they're never brought to justice.
02:29:03.000 Oh yeah, of course, because if that was happening, I mean, surely if a billionaire bought his young girlfriend gifts, and that's a big story, then all the people who were actually fucking kids on an island, they would certainly be ousted for, you know, actually fucking kids on an island.
02:29:15.000 Absolutely. They'd be in jail. They wouldn't just get away with it.
02:29:17.000 They'd be in jail. Yeah. Because it would be a crazy world where they get away with it, but if a billionaire buys his young girlfriend gifts and then they have a crazy sex life, he's a human trafficker.
02:29:24.000 Yes. Look at this evil scumbag I found.
02:29:27.000 Look at this terrible man. This is disgusting.
02:29:30.000 I can barely watch it.
02:29:32.000 Life was ruined by a made-up story.
02:29:34.000 This is Brian Banks, a former standout linebacker for Poly High School, a USC commit, and a teammate of Deshaun Jackson and Mercedes Lewis.
02:29:41.000 In 2002, at the age of 16, Brian was accused of a gruesome act of sexual assault by classmate Juanita Gibson.
02:29:47.000 Following the accusations, Brian was expelled from school, arrested, and placed in a juvie.
02:29:51.000 At the start of the trial, he was facing 41 years to life in prison, but accepted a plea bargain that included 6 years in prison and 5 years on probation.
02:29:58.000 All for a crime he didn't commit.
02:30:00.000 Following the case, Gibson and her mother even sued the school and won a $1.5 million settlement, claiming it wasn't a safe environment.
02:30:07.000 But in March of 2011, Gibson and Banks met up in person, and Banks secretly recorded her admitting that she made the entire story up.
02:30:13.000 It hurt you. It hurt you.
02:30:16.000 Even with literal proof that she made it up and ruined his life, Gibson refused to tell prosecutors that she had lied.
02:30:22.000 Then, in 2012, Banks was exonerated from all his crimes, and the school even sued Gibson back, this time winning a $2.6 million settlement.
02:30:30.000 Banks finally made it to the NFL with his teammates in 2013 signing with the Falcons, but was unfortunately cut after the season.
02:30:36.000 An absolutely unbelievable story.
02:30:38.000 Go download our app. Now, I'm confused how this could happen because you have to believe all women and they never lie.
02:30:47.000 So how could this... I'm confused.
02:30:49.000 You have to believe all women and they never lie.
02:30:51.000 So how could this atrocity...
02:30:52.000 Is this made up or is it just some glitch in the matrix?
02:30:56.000 Did the universe fail?
02:30:58.000 How did this happen?
02:31:01.000 He must have sexually assaulted her.
02:31:03.000 And then wiped her memories with the men in black pen.
02:31:07.000 Yes. The men in black pens.
02:31:09.000 Now it makes sense.
02:31:11.000 Now I get it. Because that guy deserved to rot in jail for all those years and lose out on a very, very promising NFL career.
02:31:18.000 He clearly deserved that.
02:31:20.000 I mean, he is Andrew. He is a man.
02:31:22.000 He's a man. He's a man.
02:31:23.000 That's right. She's a woman.
02:31:25.000 Exactly. So it's opening a shot, really.
02:31:29.000 I mean, his case closed.
02:31:30.000 I mean, and even if he did go to jail.
02:31:32.000 I mean, who cares? Who cares?
02:31:33.000 It's just a man who went to jail for no reason.
02:31:35.000 Another black man in jail?
02:31:36.000 Who cares? Yeah, who cares if he's innocent?
02:31:38.000 I mean, it's fine to do this.
02:31:40.000 And I'm sure that woman is now going to do the same prison sentence.
02:31:44.000 Is she going to do 20 years in jail?
02:31:45.000 No, she's a woman. Oh, oh, so she's fine.
02:31:48.000 Good. Relief.
02:31:49.000 Yeah, she's fine. Because I hate to see an innocent woman in jail.
02:31:51.000 Yeah, that'd be terrible. No, I hate to see a guilty woman in jail.
02:31:54.000 Because he's a woman. Exactly.
02:31:55.000 Innocent man in jail, fine.
02:31:57.000 Guilty woman in jail, problem.
02:31:58.000 Exactly. Okay, great. Great!
02:32:01.000 Justice was served!
02:32:03.000 And if innocent men go to jail all the time, who really cares?
02:32:05.000 Who gives a shit? Just throw men in jail.
02:32:07.000 It's fine. They threw us in jail. Just throw men in jail.
02:32:09.000 Yeah, I deserved it. I am a man.
02:32:11.000 You are a man, yeah. And if they go through your entire life of everyone you've ever spoken to ever, if they can find any girl ever who says that you either didn't give her money or did give her money, then you should go to jail.
02:32:25.000 Fair. I mean, they can just line up every single woman you've ever known.
02:32:29.000 Did he give you money? No.
02:32:30.000 Jail. Did he give you money?
02:32:31.000 Yes. Jail! Yes. Agreed.
02:32:33.000 And then if later on, by some miracle, you find some magic in between where you gave her just enough to not go to jail, but didn't give her too much to be a human trafficker, then after serving all those years in jail, who gives a shit?
02:32:45.000 Yeah, it's fine. Who cares?
02:32:47.000 No one. Doesn't matter, right?
02:32:49.000 Yeah. Because you're a man, you should go to jail.
02:32:51.000 Yeah, I'll see you in jail. Me, Vince.
02:32:53.000 Because we live in a patriarchy and all men deserve jail all the time.
02:32:56.000 All the time. For existing.
02:32:58.000 Exactly. That's fair.
02:33:01.000 Question. On a serious note, how does a man protect himself from this absolute insanity?
02:33:07.000 He doesn't. He can't. Whole power structures need to change.
02:33:11.000 False accusers need 30 years in jail.
02:33:14.000 All false accusers, if it's proven...
02:33:17.000 For example, let's take our case.
02:33:20.000 I don't like to talk about our case, but let's just say...
02:33:22.000 So, one person did actually accuse us of something.
02:33:25.000 I can't say her name, but one person did actually accuse us of something.
02:33:27.000 Being held captive in a house, right?
02:33:30.000 Now, obviously, when the police searched the house, she wasn't here.
02:33:32.000 And obviously, there's CCTV of her leaving the house.
02:33:35.000 And there are her messages saying, I'm going to lie to the police.
02:33:38.000 Wait, wait, wait. So if you have...
02:33:39.000 Are you saying the CCTV of someone coming and going from a house freely is more important than that person sitting there kidnapped and locked in a room and wasn't allowed to leave their house because that person is a woman and every single thing they say is true?
02:33:47.000 What I'm saying is...
02:33:49.000 Let's say... Careful what you say.
02:33:50.000 Careful what you say now. Let's not go crazy.
02:33:52.000 I'm not talking about our case.
02:33:53.000 Right. I'm going to talk about someone else.
02:33:55.000 Okay. Let's imagine two brothers.
02:33:57.000 Okay? Okay.
02:33:58.000 Got accused of holding someone in their house.
02:34:00.000 Not us! Not us!
02:34:04.000 And the person who accused them...
02:34:06.000 There's a bunch of Instagram and TikToks of her freely in the city by herself.
02:34:11.000 Nowhere near the brothers, for example.
02:34:12.000 Okay? Yeah, but you manipulate her.
02:34:14.000 There's her walking in and out of the building loads of times.
02:34:16.000 Manipulated. And there are messages of her saying, I'm going to lie to the police against these brothers.
02:34:22.000 I'll wear sunglasses so I look more sad.
02:34:25.000 And if she did this hypothetically to seven other dudes, right?
02:34:29.000 Oh, she's accused seven other men?
02:34:30.000 Yeah, it's a hypothetical situation.
02:34:32.000 Nothing like that would ever happen because these brothers would never go to jail in that situation.
02:34:35.000 Of course, yeah. Okay, yeah. That's definitive proof that she lied.
02:34:39.000 And to protect men, people like that need to be given hefty prison sentences.
02:34:44.000 But that won't happen. Ever.
02:34:46.000 It's fine. Lie how you like.
02:34:48.000 Just throw a man in jail. Of course. But if I called her a name now, I guess I'd owe her $89 million.
02:34:54.000 Yes, you would. I guess. Better not call her any names.
02:34:57.000 If you're a man, your government hates you.
02:34:59.000 The world hates you. They rely on you for your slave labor.
02:35:03.000 They want you to give up your life and give up your human time, and they want you to sit there and slave away, building all the roads.
02:35:08.000 Die in their wars. And die in their wars, but they hate you.
02:35:10.000 And the second you need to rely on them for any kind of justice, any kind of fairness, you're not going to find it.
02:35:16.000 They're going to throw you in a jail cell to rot.
02:35:18.000 They hate you.
02:35:20.000 And it's amazing that most men are going through the world not realizing how much the power structures hate them.
02:35:25.000 And also, most women are going through the world unaware of how much men do for them.
02:35:29.000 There's a lot of women out there who genuinely believe men don't do anything for them.
02:35:32.000 I said earlier, and I'll finish the story.
02:35:34.000 I was driving in a car with a woman the other day, and we were having this conversation, and she's quite an intelligent young lady.
02:35:38.000 She's quite based, quite smart.
02:35:40.000 And I was saying, point to me the things that were built by women.
02:35:44.000 She says, what do you mean? I said, okay, children were born.
02:35:46.000 Beautiful. The most important thing a woman can do is have children.
02:35:49.000 Agreed. A man helped make that child, but the woman grew the child and birthed the child.
02:35:53.000 Agreed. Those are the kids we saw in the park.
02:35:56.000 Point at something else.
02:35:57.000 And we drove past traffic lights, skyscrapers, fire stations, apartment buildings.
02:36:03.000 We drove on a road, in a car.
02:36:06.000 Tristan, the car was a BMW. Thank fuck I didn't give it to her.
02:36:09.000 In a car, I was using a phone, the sat-nav, all these things.
02:36:15.000 I was like, show me something a woman built.
02:36:17.000 Because right now, this entire experience, this entire three-hour ride we're on, show me something a woman built that a man didn't build.
02:36:24.000 Or is the entire world you exist in built by men?
02:36:27.000 The same men you demonize, the same men that the system is out to destroy.
02:36:32.000 And all of these things that were built, were they easy to build?
02:36:36.000 Could you build a skyscraper?
02:36:38.000 Would you ever want to work on a construction site?
02:36:41.000 Look how pretty your nails are.
02:36:43.000 Do you want to ruin your nails on a construction site?
02:36:45.000 No, you don't. So let me get this straight.
02:36:47.000 You're saying that men dug holes in the ground and laid electrical wires and ran power plants and manufactured iPhones so chicks could sit in their apartment blocks built by men with all the wires and the power running into their house to have Wi-Fi so they could get on their iPhones and call men in cells on the internet and make 50 times that man's salary for taking pictures of their butt cracks.
02:37:18.000 Is that what you're saying? This is the world we live in?
02:37:21.000 It's not real. It's not real.
02:37:23.000 The men who obviously lay the power lines and build everything, I mean, they're super appreciated.
02:37:27.000 If a man says, hi, I work on a construction site, Women love that.
02:37:31.000 Do they? Yeah, they think he's a hero.
02:37:33.000 They must, because it's such a hard job.
02:37:34.000 Thanks for making the walk around. I grow your food.
02:37:36.000 I'm a farmer. Women are blown away by farmers.
02:37:39.000 Blown away. They don't look down on people.
02:37:43.000 Yeah, women don't look down on men who earn normal salaries to keep the entire world functioning.
02:37:47.000 No, of course not. They want to start families with them and marry them and be nice to them and be loyal to them.
02:37:50.000 You know, the guys who grow the fucking food, run the power plants.
02:37:53.000 Yeah, they must get all the chicks.
02:37:55.000 I mean, they're the most important people on the planet.
02:37:58.000 Of course they get all the girls. It's true.
02:38:01.000 I mean, if you're just some, you know, loser streamer who gambles all day, no chicks want
02:38:07.000 you then.
02:38:08.000 It's not like, you know, chicks are just chasing clout and will date like literal dorks.
02:38:12.000 Well, of course not, because we discussed earlier, especially about America, how it's
02:38:17.000 the height of morality and women don't just travel around having sex with random men for
02:38:21.000 clout or financial gain.
02:38:23.000 It's only happens when Vince McMahon facilitates it.
02:38:26.000 Because he's a human trafficker.
02:38:27.000 Of course.
02:38:28.000 Nice.
02:38:29.000 So men built the entire world.
02:38:31.000 Yep.
02:38:32.000 And were respected and loved for it.
02:38:34.000 And we don't live in a system that our lives can be destroyed by a few words.
02:38:38.000 And we're all human traffickers. Yes, and we're all human traffickers.
02:38:41.000 Nice. Nice.
02:38:45.000 I guess the only true defense against this...
02:38:48.000 Let's imagine those hypothetical brothers you were talking about.
02:38:51.000 Okay. Because that could never really happen.
02:38:53.000 That could never really happen. I mean, the case would be over in one day.
02:38:54.000 Of course. It would drag out for years.
02:38:56.000 Of course. I'd be insane. Okay.
02:38:57.000 Those hypothetical brothers, let's imagine they were such nice people with such high sexual market value.
02:39:01.000 They were so desired by women.
02:39:03.000 I mean, obviously, they're terrible human traffickers, but they're so desired by women that when all 100 of their exes were called or 200 or 300, however many it was, they all said nice things.
02:39:12.000 They all said nice things because they're 6'4 and 6'3 generous, handsome, kind millionaires.
02:39:17.000 And none of the women had a genuinely evil intention against them except for this one imaginary idiot, which means...
02:39:23.000 Hey, 89 million, don't say idiot.
02:39:24.000 Shit! Which means that the only defense you can possibly have in this world is just to become so nice and handsome and strong and big and smart and rich and then to make sure you give enough but not too much and just be liked and pray to God and just hope that none of these women are bitter that you don't text them anymore?
02:39:48.000 Is that the only defense we can come up with in the modern world?
02:39:51.000 We've been to the moon and the only defense we have is pray.
02:39:55.000 Yeah. That's the defense we have.
02:40:01.000 Yes. God.
02:40:04.000 Only God can save us now?
02:40:06.000 Or, there is another way that you can live your life free from false accusations in jail, etc.
02:40:13.000 Okay. Never talk to any women, ever.
02:40:17.000 Don't say hi. Don't say bye.
02:40:20.000 Don't talk to... No, if you talk to no women ever, you should be okay.
02:40:25.000 Or look at them. Because if you look at them, that could be sexual assault.
02:40:28.000 Could look at them wrong. Yeah.
02:40:30.000 Just lock yourself in your house.
02:40:32.000 To avoid getting locked up, lock yourself in your house and never leave.
02:40:39.000 Smart. Because I saw a video once of a woman who was walking around New York City and loads of guys were coming up to her saying hello.
02:40:44.000 And that was sexual assault.
02:40:45.000 Oh, you mean the same way that this same woman's grandfather met her grandmother?
02:40:50.000 By walking over and saying hello.
02:40:52.000 The reason this woman exists, the woman in New York, it's like...
02:40:58.000 Her parents and her grandparents and her great-grandparents and every human being that's ever procreated to make this woman exist, at some point, the man walked over to the woman and introduced himself.
02:41:09.000 But when you do it now, sexual assault.
02:41:13.000 You can't walk over and say and introduce yourself.
02:41:15.000 Of course not. That needs to be illegal.
02:41:17.000 I'm going to do something terrible.
02:41:25.000 You want to draft me again?
02:41:26.000 No. I'm gonna try.
02:41:28.000 Okay. Hear me out. Tristan, I've got a dastardly plan.
02:41:32.000 A dastardly plan. I'm listening.
02:41:34.000 This might be the most evil thing I've ever thought of.
02:41:36.000 Tell me. This is, Tristan, this is as bad as it gets.
02:41:40.000 Hit me. This is terrible. I'm ready.
02:41:43.000 So we have an online school called The Real World that teaches people how to make money online.
02:41:49.000 Yes. So if I can human traffic our audience into joining The Real World, they'll go to a place...
02:41:57.000 I'll manipulate them by being nice to them and saying it's a fantastic product.
02:42:01.000 They'll make a bunch of money so they'll do it for financial gain.
02:42:06.000 They'll reluctantly do it because nobody really wants to work.
02:42:10.000 They just want the money.
02:42:11.000 So they'll go to a place and reluctantly undertake an activity for financial gain so I can human traffic.
02:42:18.000 Tristan, I can human traffic.
02:42:21.000 Let me turn off the mics.
02:42:42.000 I want all my viewers at home to know that we really love you guys.
02:42:45.000 Warning, warning, warning.
02:42:46.000 You are not stupid.
02:42:48.000 You are lazy.
02:42:49.000 You're entitled.
02:42:50.000 You're arrogant.
02:42:51.000 But you're not actually stupid.
02:42:52.000 I can take you from your little pathetic life and put you down in a chair and make you do
02:42:57.000 the things you're supposed to do and you could achieve.
02:43:00.000 Last year during these exact days you did nothing.
02:43:02.000 New Year's Eve came.
02:43:03.000 You made yourself all these promises and a week later you were still a fuck up.
02:43:07.000 Here we are one year later.
02:43:09.000 You are still a nobody.
02:43:11.000 The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
02:43:14.000 You have absolutely nothing else to do.
02:43:16.000 You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
02:43:23.000 What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
02:43:30.000 Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
02:43:41.000 You commit like a man.
02:43:43.000 If you're going to do something, there's no point in doing it half-assed.
02:43:46.000 You don't get anywhere in life if you have to do something.
02:43:49.000 You either jump to it or you do it.
02:43:51.000 Binary. Devote one year to the real world and get two months completely free.
02:43:55.000 Exclusive access to the Champions Network and lessons.
02:43:58.000 Only available for the next six days.
02:44:00.000 So act now. I've said this before and I'll say it again.
02:44:03.000 As the rocket goes towards the moon, it doesn't stop halfway up.
02:44:06.000 It doesn't take a break.
02:44:08.000 It doesn't decide it's difficult at the moment because of the atmospheric pressure and it needs to have some time off.
02:44:13.000 It continues to go because it is the momentum, only the momentum that gives you the inertia required to escape gravity.
02:44:19.000 Commit for once in your life, and you might actually get something
02:44:22.000 Warning warning warning You are not stupid.
02:44:31.000 You are lazy. Hey guys.
02:44:35.000 I just want to thank you all for tuning in to this emergency meeting.
02:44:37.000 Andrew and I would like to tell you that we love you and you are our friends.
02:44:41.000 You're our friend. And because you're our friends and because we love you, we have an activity you can undertake to make sure that you are financially rewarded grossly.
02:44:52.000 You'll be grossly financially rewarded.
02:44:53.000 You'll actually be very rich if you undertake this activity.
02:44:56.000 Now, we know this activity isn't particularly fun because work, you know, it's not great.
02:45:00.000 But if you do it, you'll make a whole lot of money.
02:45:03.000 And because we love you and because you're our friends, we think that it'd be a great idea for you to make a whole bunch of money.
02:45:09.000 And join the real world. Because we love you.
02:45:13.000 This isn't human trafficking. And you're our friends.
02:45:17.000 Brother boy method.
02:45:19.000 We're our brothers. We like you.
02:45:21.000 You'll make a lot of money if you do this.
02:45:25.000 And, uh... Andrew, can you stop human trafficking our audience?
02:45:28.000 Shit. Why are there people watching us right now?
02:45:33.000 What do you mean? Fuck.
02:45:38.000 I want you to explain the process.
02:45:41.000 Of why there are 30,000 people watching us.
02:45:43.000 These 30,000 people are out there in the world.
02:45:47.000 Okay. How did they get here watching our stream?
02:45:52.000 Well, they traveled to a website.
02:45:54.000 Okay. So they traveled.
02:45:56.000 Okay. I hear you.
02:45:58.000 What happened next? And then they undertook the activity of watching us.
02:46:01.000 And they knew you and liked you.
02:46:04.000 Because you manipulated them into liking you by talking.
02:46:08.000 Yeah, they like us because we're manipulative.
02:46:10.000 And then they traveled to a website and then they watched this because they thought they'd learn things that will teach them how to make money.
02:46:15.000 Yes. You fucking human trafficked them all.
02:46:19.000 Every one of you at home.
02:46:23.000 We've been human trafficking all of everyone the whole time.
02:46:25.000 The whole time. Our whole audience has been human trafficked.
02:46:28.000 Sorry, guys. Fuck!