On this week's episode, the boys discuss why they started the show 40 minutes early, why it's a bad idea, and why it doesn't matter if you're ready for the show to start at 9 or not. Also, we talk about the new Matrix and why we should start the show at 8.55am or 9am. If you're not up to speed with the Matrix, you're in for a treat! This episode is brought to you by Anchor.fm and is available on all major podcast directories, if you search for Anchor, you'll find us.fm. Anchor is your destination for all things Anchor and is home to the Podcast Network. Listen to this episode on Anchor wherever you get your favourite streaming service so you don't miss an episode. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe to our other shows, The Anthropology, The HYPE Report and HYPETALKS. Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! We're listening to this podcast so you can stay up to date with what's going on in the pod. and help spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Cheers! Timestamps: 4:00 - Why do you like the Matrix? 6:30 - Why is it so hard to keep up with The Matrix? 7:00 8:40 - Is it a good thing? 9:00- Why does it work? 11:00s - What's the Matrix better than The Matrix better? 12:30s 13:20 - Why the Matrix work for you? 14:00 Is it better than the Matrix not a good idea? 15:00? 16:00 | What are you going to do with it? 17:30 | What's your favorite kind of coffee? 18:40 | What do you want? 19:30 22:00 What's a good day? 21:00 // 22:40 25:00 How do you think it's better than a good morning? 26:00 Are you ready for a coffee cup? ? 27:00 Do you have a cup of coffee with a glass or a glass of water? 28:00 Does it work for me? 29:00 Can you trust me, or do you need to be more prepared?
01:21:00.000Interesting. So you're trying to tell me I have a boss now and my boss is the mob and the mob gets to control what time I do things.
01:21:06.000I feel like there's a consensus between us two where we decide what time we do podcasts and we shouldn't start 40 minutes early because we have 10% the viewers of what we normally have.
01:21:19.000It's not a conspiracy. It's not a conspiracy.
01:21:22.000People are waiting to tune in at nine o'clock and we have 3,700 people watching instead of the usual 40, 50,000.
01:21:28.000So should I go back to the countdown screen or should I play Mr.
01:21:32.000Producer and just start the show anyway?
01:21:34.00040 minutes early because I don't give a fuck and I'm top G and I break every single rule I'm told to because I refuse to live the slave-minded Matrix-programmed garbage.
01:21:45.000To be fair... You talk about, you know, escape the rat race, escape the matrix.
01:21:50.000Starting work on time, isn't that a bit against the brand?
01:21:54.000Like, on time? I can do whatever I want.
01:21:56.000I'm top G. So how about we do the whole show now, and when people turn up at 9, we'll stay and tell them that they missed it all, because they should have been more perspicacious, to notice we started early.
01:22:06.000I'm going to set an alarm for 9 o'clock.
01:22:08.000And more prepared. They should have been here in advance, waiting.
01:22:12.000Like someone who genuinely cares about their future and their life.
01:22:16.000Okay, one second. What else are people doing for these 40 minutes before our show that's more important than our show?
01:26:21.000So I've been unhappy with clocks for a very long time.
01:26:25.000And then when you and your matrix friend tried to make a clock control my life, I decided I had to come in here even though I'm still enjoying my coffee and start early because I don't like being told what to do.
01:26:38.000And then I thought what I need is loads of nicotine Because nicotine plus caffeine equals...
01:29:18.000Are you telling me a rich, famous man who has unlimited access to pussy and does no financial incentive is for some reason not a human trafficker?
01:29:39.000I am flabbergasted that this conspiracy theorist seems to believe that men who have unlimited sexual access with no financial incentive whatsoever are not human traffickers based on the accusation of some nobody who wants money.
01:30:15.000So in the interest of finding the truth, I'm apologizing to my audience in advance.
01:30:20.000I'm going to allow this crazy person, this crazy conspiracy theorist to tell us at home why men who are world famous who have women begging for him worth billions of dollars are not human trafficking women for pennies.
01:30:35.000Please explain to me why in your crazy world that isn't happening.
01:30:40.000Let's go. So the accusation goes something like...
01:31:59.000Vince McMahon, owner of WWE, formerly WWF. I watched it back in the good old days before Chris Benoit went nuts and killed his whole family, and he was still a wrestler.
01:34:32.000So he was spoiling this girl with jewels, cars, money, lots and lots of money, going around everywhere in the world.
01:34:39.000Now, he sent some very kinky text messages to her.
01:34:41.000She didn't run away. She didn't call the police.
01:34:43.000She didn't leave. She didn't ask for help.
01:34:46.000After... These years of traveling around having sex with him and various wrestlers and getting dildoed up the butt and all the stuff that they were into, after the money hose was turned off and he was no longer spoiling her financially, she's, I guess, embarrassed about her behavior, ashamed of herself, and she's looking for a man to blame.
01:35:07.000Women who are upset with the decisions they've made, that Haram girl Mia Khalifa blames her old manager, they make these poor decisions, and once they're stigmatized for it and everyone knows that they're a hoe, they find a man to blame for their poor decisions and put that man in jail or through a bunch of financial bullshit lawfare because they can't accept personal responsibility.
01:35:30.000See, I believe That human trafficking is obviously very disgusting.
01:35:34.000But if this woman were human trafficked against her will, then she could have left at any moment.
01:35:41.000She could have called the police at any moment.
01:35:42.000Why is it when the money hose has been turned off on this woman who worked for Vince McMahon and traveled around the world with him everywhere?
01:35:48.000Once the money hose is turned off, she's now calling her behavior, having sex with him and various other wrestlers and friends of his, human trafficking.
01:35:56.000Why is that? Because I don't believe she's human trafficked at all.
01:35:58.000I don't think that's how human trafficking works.
01:36:01.000I think she's lying. I think Vince McMahon is innocent.
01:36:05.000Right. So that's my brother's conspiracy theory.
01:36:25.000No woman wants a job where she travels.
01:36:27.000Well, all women want jobs if they travel.
01:36:32.000Interesting. Are you trying to say to me that Vince McMahon did some haram things?
01:36:39.000Yeah. But we can agree that America is a bastion of morality and that women don't do haram things every day in America.
01:36:47.000And they certainly don't travel from city to city having sex via Instagram DMs and just having sex with people because they want to because that would be disgusting and haram.
01:36:54.000So they don't do that, right? Well, that happens every single day all the time.
01:36:58.000No, Tristan. America is a bastion of morality.
01:37:02.000Okay, shut up. Are you trying to say that an American woman traveled around the country, engaged in free sexual relations with people, enjoyed a dream job, and got paid millions and millions of dollars?
01:39:16.000If McMahon's WWE hired zero women ever, would they get in trouble for that?
01:39:23.000Yeah, probably. Why would they get in trouble?
01:39:25.000Someone would bring it up and make a big deal.
01:39:27.000They'd be attacked by the woke police.
01:39:29.000So you're telling me that diversity quotas ensure that he has to have a woman travel around with him and get paid large sums of money to go to different cities and have this dream job.
01:39:38.000He has to do it, whether he wants to or not.
01:39:42.000That's the way America works. And if this woman ever has sex with anyone at any point during her job, that's his fault, and he should go to jail.
01:40:05.000Don't you agree that's jail? That's as close to jail as I... I mean, there's mass murderers and rapists and crime and drugs, but this guy called someone his friend.
01:40:14.000Yes. Okay, so we agree he's already half guilty at least.
01:40:18.000No. May 2020, McMahon had recruited an individual whom he manipulatively referred to as his friend to engage in a threesome.
01:40:27.000A threesome. Wow, nobody has threesomes.
01:40:33.000I can't think of anyone who has ever had a threesome ever.
01:40:40.000So if I traveled to Colombia with my friend Waston Joller, who isn't a real person, this obviously never happened, this is all hypothetical, and he had sex with two Colombian women, did I human traffic him?
01:41:41.000Are you trying to say that women are adults?
01:41:43.000Yes. And in the world we live in, we have given them the rights and the agency to come to their own decisions and conclusions, and they should live with the repercussions of their own actions like a man has to.
01:41:53.000Is that what you're trying to say? Yes.
01:42:45.000If a woman says, oh, I don't really want to, but okay, he's going to buy me a bag because he's fat and ugly.
01:42:49.000It's still consent. She gave him consent to have sex with her.
01:42:51.000Are you telling me when a man tells a woman he loves her, it's not pure manipulation with evil intention?
01:42:59.000This is not the emergency meeting we're supposed to be having.
01:43:01.000I'm just trying to understand. Let me ask you a question then.
01:43:04.000You're so fucking smart. So, man tells a woman he loves her to have sex with her, because that's never happened before in human history, no?
01:43:09.000Has a woman ever told a man, I love you, to get financial reward?
01:43:17.000Women, fuck, 100 women tell me a day that they love me to try and get some financial reward from me.
01:43:21.000No, women never lie. Women never, ever lie.
01:43:25.000Has a woman ever told a man, Her genuine, heartfelt adoration for this individual, purely because they want to manipulate him, control him, get money from him, lie to him, whatever.
01:45:39.000I'm going to read this message. Regarding your last picture, you need your panties ripped off and three big black dicks in all three of your holes, all the way up, your pussy and your ass as far as they go, thick as cock goes down your throat, makes you gag, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:45:54.000And then instead of calling the police, saying this man's going to try to make me have sex with people against my will, instead of calling HR, instead of raising a complaint, she goes and does the sexual act.
01:46:06.000She has a phone. She has her free will.
01:46:49.000I think Vince McMahon is 100% innocent.
01:46:52.000Got any more to read? I'm reading this and I'm flabbergasted.
01:47:03.000Yeah, but are you going to say something stupid next?
01:47:06.000No, it's not stupid because from what I understand, not only did he call her his friend, not only did he say he loves her, he also manipulated her by buying her loads of expensive things.
01:47:43.000That is a mutually beneficial relationship where this older man, he's in great shape to be fair to Vince McMahon though, he's not ugly, but he's an older man with a lot of money, is having sex and getting sexual favors from this younger woman, I assume she was younger, by buying her things.
01:47:59.000Sorry, that only happens, I don't know, about one trillion times a day all over the world.
01:48:07.000Vince McMahon is not a human trafficker.
01:48:15.000All right, let's go. She only convinced him of human trafficking when the money and gifts and houses and cars and jewels stopped, which means she was trying to acquire as much evidence as possible that he's a human trafficker before going to the police.
01:48:59.000Her own decisions have absolutely nothing to do with this entire situation.
01:49:04.000Because women are so easily tricked and fooled by a man's manipulation.
01:49:09.000No. That's why they have to adhere to the rules their fathers give them to protect them, which is why America is a society where we have accepted that women can be tricked into anything and they have no control over their own actions, which means they're always a victim of everything all the time and everything is a man's fault.
01:49:26.000Which means they have to obey their fathers for protection, which is why all American women are so strict sexually and so morally pure and obey their fathers all the time because if they were allowed to be loose and make their own decisions, they'd clearly be human trafficked.
01:49:45.000I'm getting angry just listening to you.
01:49:47.000Even though you're not being serious, you are making me actually angry.
01:49:56.000Because it would be insane to live in a double standard in which women are believed to be completely free agents which are equal to men in intellect and capability and they can make all of their own decisions all the time but at the same time if a man says anything to them like you're my friend or I love you or gives them things and they instantly become slave robots and have no control over themselves that would make no sense whatsoever it would also make no sense whatsoever For a man to be responsible for all of the bad repercussions of a woman's actions, but not have the capability to tell that woman to do certain things.
01:50:29.000Let me give an example. Let me prove why you're wrong.
01:50:30.000Okay. Because if this wasn't human trafficking, right, we're going to assume that I, Top G, let's say I have a girlfriend called Mary.
01:50:39.000And Mary, every time she does anything, if anything bad happens because of her actions, I'm responsible and I have to pay the price and I have to go to jail.
01:50:49.000If that's the case, then I would be very strict in telling Mary what she should and shouldn't do because I have to pay the price for her actions.
01:50:56.000But the fact that I can't tell her what to do because she's a free agent,
01:51:00.000makes her own decisions, and is equal to me, and is not below me,
01:51:03.000and does not have to adhere to the creeds of any man because she's a feminist,
01:51:06.000that means because I am not responsible for her actions, I cannot be accountable for her actions.
01:51:11.000It would make absolutely zero sense to live in some kind of society
01:51:15.000where women have no responsibility whatsoever for the negative outcomes of their own actions,
01:51:21.000but also have to listen to absolutely nobody ever who does have to pay the price for their actions.
01:51:26.000That would be an insane double standard under the law in which men are not safe to do anything.
01:51:32.000If what you're saying is true, you're saying that a man can't have a company where he doesn't hire women because he'll get in trouble or does hire women because he'll get in trouble.
01:53:05.000Cutting the Twitter feed. So, we're talking about repercussions.
01:53:09.000We're talking about double standards. No, no, no.
01:53:10.000There's no repercussions. We're cutting the Twitter feed.
01:53:12.000Okay. All right. We're cutting the Twitter feed.
01:53:15.000And the repercussion of that is that we'll no longer be on Twitter, which is your fault because you manipulated me into cutting the Twitter feed because you told me once that you love me as your brother, and now my own actions I am not responsible for, and it is 100% your fault that the emergency meeting will no longer be viewable on Twitter.
01:53:33.000I am charging you, sir, with human trafficking in the first degree.
01:54:52.000So next time you see a countdown and you're sitting there going, oh, the countdown has 40 minutes left.
01:54:55.000You never feel safe again in your little house, sitting in your little hidey home, your little hole, your little brokey house that you're trying to pay off with a mortgage, like a dummy, sitting there with your little roof.
01:55:04.000Maybe the roof will protect me from the clocks.
01:55:12.000Right, so I wasn't in the mood to do this emergency meeting today, but you, my brother, over the last 35 years, have been manipulating me and grooming me by pretending to be my friend, telling me you love me as a brother, and here I am, enslaved into doing this emergency meeting because you've been nice to me.
01:55:32.000You've also bought me things over the years.
01:55:35.000You've bought me very expensive things.
01:55:36.000Nice watches. You pay the bills at nice restaurants.
01:55:41.000Fuck. And here I am on this emergency meeting that I didn't really want to do because you human trafficked me.
01:55:49.000Are you financially gaining from this activity?
01:57:16.000So now that it's 9 o'clock, is the emergency meeting over when it's supposed to start?
01:57:20.000If you're just tuning into the emergency meeting, I want you to know that in the last 40 minutes, not only did I prove Vince McMahon is a human trafficker, my brother put down a very compendious, concrete, bulletproof case that proves that I'm a human trafficker.
01:57:30.000Yes. So I am now going to jail because Trish is on an emergency meeting with me.
01:57:43.000Oh, shit! If men say it, we say, well, why did you make that your own stupid choice?
01:57:48.000If women say it, or do it, then it's totally fine.
01:57:53.000But even though we're all equal under the law, if a man makes his own decisions and has to live with the bad repercussions, the negative repercussions of said action, that's 100% his fault.
01:58:02.000But if a woman does it, she's completely innocent, and it's some random man's fault.
01:58:07.000But also... If the woman says the man is innocent, then she's lying.
01:58:39.000You don't believe those ones. Oh, you don't believe those ones?
01:58:42.000No. Oh, so you see, I thought we were off the hook because the people who are supposed to be our victims are saying they're completely innocent.
01:59:44.000Once. Ask a personal trainer to come to a gym, meet you there, traveling, to particular an activity, training you, for financial incentive, payment, which he decided to do off his own free will.
01:59:57.000But you manipulated him by telling him he's a good trainer.
02:00:25.000I'm sorry. I didn't realize the consequences of my actions until now.
02:00:29.000I did not realize, my friend Alex, sorry I can't call you my friend anymore, it's manipulation, that I've been human trafficking you this entire time.
02:00:36.000Leave now while I'm on the emergency mean.
02:00:38.000Get to safety. And that Ferrari I bought you, shit!
02:03:51.000Violence. You are a fucking trafficker.
02:03:56.000He's a two-meter tall, 112-kilogram fighter who can kick almost anyone in the world's ass, but you manipulated him to have your own way and use his body for sports training.
02:08:36.000I can't believe we live in such a disgusting world that, you know, billionaires can have young girlfriends and participate in sexual activities and buy them gifts!
02:08:43.000Absolutely disgusting. And you're gonna blame the woman?
02:08:46.000Not on my watch. Not on my bloody show!
02:09:50.000You can't do that if you're a husband.
02:09:51.000I mean, obviously, you married this woman, but...
02:09:53.000So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight.
02:09:55.000Because I need to know this, because this is important for all you women at home who may be getting emotionally abused.
02:10:00.000Controlling your finances and not giving you access to money...
02:10:05.000Telling you you're not allowed to be friends with certain people, okay?
02:10:08.000This is all emotional abuse and men should go to jail for this, right?
02:10:11.000So if you are a woman and you married a man, you married him to love, honor, and obey, you've taken marriage vows and you are his wife.
02:10:18.000If he says, no, I don't want you to use our money to go down the pub with your male friends from work who want to have sex with you, no money, don't hang around with those guys.
02:10:34.000That is emotional abuse and the man should go to jail.
02:10:38.000Correct. We have it right here. Let's read it.
02:10:41.000Financial abuse is a common tactic used by abusers to gain power in the control of a relationship.
02:10:49.000The forms of financial abuse may be subtle or overt, but in general include tactics to conceal information, limit the victim's access to assets, or reduce accessibility to the family finances.
02:11:01.000So if you have a woman and you don't give her the money she wants to do what she wants, you're financially controlling her and you should go to jail.
02:11:09.000If you do give her a bunch of gifts because you're rich...
02:13:11.000The government is telling the people who have to keep us in jail and lock us in there to be at a certain place at a certain time, have to travel.
02:13:17.000Shit. Do a certain activity, which I'm sure they don't really want to do.
02:13:22.000They don't really want to lock up full-grown men for basically no reason.
02:13:25.000They don't even know the details of their case.
02:13:26.000They don't want to really destroy people's lives.
02:13:28.000So they reluctantly close the door and reluctantly turn the key for financial gain.
02:15:31.000If I light a cigar with a lighter, and a woman who I've just met from a tribe which never discovered fire, now sees me use a lighter, then, on her own accord, six months later, takes a lighter and lights herself on fire.
02:16:34.000The gender in society that has the ability to blame others for all of their mistakes and destroy people's lives at random.
02:16:41.000Let's thank God that those are the most self-accountable people on earth.
02:16:45.000Yes, who would never do that. Let's thank God that it's the gender which loves self-accountability and doesn't blame anyone else for anything.
02:16:51.000Thank fuck. Because if it was the gender that blamed everybody else for their own decisions...
02:19:40.000If you call them a name back, like, I don't know, crazy, because they lied, then you are a bad person, and name-calling is bad, and you have to pay that person $89 million.
02:19:52.000It was $89 million. I remember this now.
02:19:53.000I remember them telling us, yeah, it's $89 million.
02:20:42.000You know why? I cannot find a single example on the internet or anywhere in real life where a woman has ever insulted a man's appearance, ever called him fat, ever called him short, ever called him an incel, ever called him unattractive.
02:21:07.000Because you're going to hurty-hurt your feelings.
02:21:09.000Yeah, I mean, someone's got to stop this monster Trump.
02:21:11.000I mean, I'll still vote for him, obviously.
02:21:13.000Hurty-hurt. I'm filing this on behalf of every woman who's ever been harassed, assaulted, silenced, or been shamed once they've spoken up, ridiculed, or belittled.
02:21:27.000She is ugly, though. No, Tristan, she is brave and stunning.
02:21:30.000Oh, shit. Do I owe you $89 million now?
02:21:33.000Sorry, Andrew. The yacht, the jet, put those on hold.
02:21:38.000I have to send $89 million to her because I just insulted her appearance.
02:22:01.000Tristan, not only did he human traffic you into the poker game, he then insulted you for $89 million.
02:22:05.000So we take the $89 million we get from Yusuf and then we can give the $89 million to her because you just called her herty, herty name.
02:22:10.000Yes. And Trump said something on Truth Social.
02:22:13.000He said, the case is a complete con job.
02:22:15.000I don't know this woman. I have no idea who she is other than it seems she got a picture of me many years ago with her husband there shaking my hand at the reception line of a celebrity charity event.
02:22:25.000Oh, so because you're- He touched her hand!
02:22:28.000Sexual assault. Because you're super famous, Trump, and people want to take pictures with you at random, and you don't remember every single person you ever took a picture with for the last 30 years, you think you're not a rapist?
02:22:38.000Digging yourself into a deep hole, Mr.
02:23:23.000Go on. I'm so flabbergasted and disgusted with the world we live in and how much it brutally...
02:23:29.000The worst thing about this is not only does the world hate men and punish us endlessly and continuously for anything, even when we're completely innocent, whether you go right, you're wrong, whether you go left or wrong, up is wrong, down is wrong, you can't possibly win.
02:23:41.000At the same time, they rely on us for everything.
02:23:43.000They rely on us to build the roads, build the buildings, keep the world functioning.
02:23:47.000I said this to a woman I was driving in a car with the other day.
02:23:50.000We were talking about the strike in Iceland and how 100,000 women went on strike in Iceland, including the prime minister, which is a third of the entire country's population, 300,000 people.
02:23:58.000And they were trying to prove that they need more equal rights in Iceland, which is basically the most equal country on Earth, which is insane, saying they need more money for some reason.
02:24:05.000And the worst thing about the strike was after four days of striking with every single female on the planet or female in the country not working, The country worked just fine.
02:24:13.000Yeah, nothing happened, did it? Nothing happened.
02:24:15.000It was fine. The electricity worked. The roads worked.
02:24:17.000The traffic lights worked. Everything worked completely fine because all these women worked in marketing or HR or some other crap that you can go without.
02:24:24.000So men actually keep the entire world running.
02:24:26.000So they rely on us and then they belittle us and destroy us.
02:24:29.000So you're working your ass off building roads, paying taxes to a government who will destroy you no matter what you do at random just because you're a man.
02:24:38.000And then they say we live in a patriarchy.
02:26:45.000But they also don't listen to men at any point ever, including their fathers and the people who care about them and want to take care of them and their husbands.
02:26:49.000Because that's controlling. You can't not give them money because that's controlling.
02:26:52.000If you give them money, you're human trafficking them.
02:26:54.000And at the same time, you are working your ass off in a job that actually matters because you're a man.
02:26:59.000Meaning you do all the important jobs, all the dangerous jobs, all the hard work, all the long hours, all the stressful jobs.
02:27:04.000You do them all. You're growing the food.
02:27:05.000You're going to food. You're doing the important things so that you can pay taxes to a government which will destroy you at will if you ever get too big and make a podcast that 200 people watch.
02:27:11.000Or if you're randomly falsely accused by some psycho who wants more of your money after you've given them loads of money and stopped giving them money.
02:27:19.000And as a man, if you're not terrified by that, you genuinely should be because it is scary.
02:27:23.000It's scary to wake up as a man and realize that that's the world you now live in.
02:27:27.000And then they want to sit and say, we live in a patriarchy.
02:27:30.000Let's think of a single example where a man with basically no evidence can come along and completely destroy a woman's life and throw her in jail for 30 years or financially ruin her or drag her name through the mud endlessly through the MSM and through the media with no proof at all.
02:27:45.000Let's think of a single scenario in which a man could do that to a woman because we live in a patriarchy, meaning that men have all the power and all the control and the women are poor and oppressed.
02:27:52.000So let's think if women can do it to men, men must be able to do it to women 10 times worse.
02:27:55.000So tell me how men can do that to women.
02:27:57.000And while you do that, I'm going to take a piss.
02:28:06.000You have to tell everyone I need time.
02:28:07.000No, that's it. They can't. No, I need time.
02:28:10.000I need to take a piss. And we know, I've just explained, we live in a patriarchy, and men are evil, and men do all the work, but we should do all the work.
02:28:17.000And we pay all the taxes so the government can destroy us at will, and that women are the victims all the time, and nothing is their fault, and no matter what they do, it's someone else's fault, etc., etc.
02:28:25.000So you have to explain how men do this to women, because clearly if women do it to men, men must do it worse.
02:28:29.000So you have to explain to them, because I need a piss.
02:28:31.000Yeah, but they can't. Thank you for joining us on this emergency meeting.
02:28:38.000You're not even going to let me pee. No.
02:28:40.000My words mean it's over. It's not over.
02:28:42.000Yeah, it is. No, I've got things to show you.
02:28:43.000I'm Mr. Producer. No, you don't. I'm bored of this.
02:28:55.000Because it's not like every other famous person, like, you know, goes to islands and has sex with kids, and we're not allowed to even know their names, and they're never brought to justice.
02:29:03.000Oh yeah, of course, because if that was happening, I mean, surely if a billionaire bought his young girlfriend gifts, and that's a big story, then all the people who were actually fucking kids on an island, they would certainly be ousted for, you know, actually fucking kids on an island.
02:29:15.000Absolutely. They'd be in jail. They wouldn't just get away with it.
02:29:17.000They'd be in jail. Yeah. Because it would be a crazy world where they get away with it, but if a billionaire buys his young girlfriend gifts and then they have a crazy sex life, he's a human trafficker.
02:29:24.000Yes. Look at this evil scumbag I found.
02:29:27.000Look at this terrible man. This is disgusting.
02:29:34.000This is Brian Banks, a former standout linebacker for Poly High School, a USC commit, and a teammate of Deshaun Jackson and Mercedes Lewis.
02:29:41.000In 2002, at the age of 16, Brian was accused of a gruesome act of sexual assault by classmate Juanita Gibson.
02:29:47.000Following the accusations, Brian was expelled from school, arrested, and placed in a juvie.
02:29:51.000At the start of the trial, he was facing 41 years to life in prison, but accepted a plea bargain that included 6 years in prison and 5 years on probation.
02:30:16.000Even with literal proof that she made it up and ruined his life, Gibson refused to tell prosecutors that she had lied.
02:30:22.000Then, in 2012, Banks was exonerated from all his crimes, and the school even sued Gibson back, this time winning a $2.6 million settlement.
02:30:30.000Banks finally made it to the NFL with his teammates in 2013 signing with the Falcons, but was unfortunately cut after the season.
02:32:11.000You are a man, yeah. And if they go through your entire life of everyone you've ever spoken to ever, if they can find any girl ever who says that you either didn't give her money or did give her money, then you should go to jail.
02:32:25.000Fair. I mean, they can just line up every single woman you've ever known.
02:32:33.000And then if later on, by some miracle, you find some magic in between where you gave her just enough to not go to jail, but didn't give her too much to be a human trafficker, then after serving all those years in jail, who gives a shit?
02:33:39.000Are you saying the CCTV of someone coming and going from a house freely is more important than that person sitting there kidnapped and locked in a room and wasn't allowed to leave their house because that person is a woman and every single thing they say is true?
02:36:43.000Do you want to ruin your nails on a construction site?
02:36:45.000No, you don't. So let me get this straight.
02:36:47.000You're saying that men dug holes in the ground and laid electrical wires and ran power plants and manufactured iPhones so chicks could sit in their apartment blocks built by men with all the wires and the power running into their house to have Wi-Fi so they could get on their iPhones and call men in cells on the internet and make 50 times that man's salary for taking pictures of their butt cracks.
02:37:18.000Is that what you're saying? This is the world we live in?
02:39:03.000I mean, obviously, they're terrible human traffickers, but they're so desired by women that when all 100 of their exes were called or 200 or 300, however many it was, they all said nice things.
02:39:12.000They all said nice things because they're 6'4 and 6'3 generous, handsome, kind millionaires.
02:39:17.000And none of the women had a genuinely evil intention against them except for this one imaginary idiot, which means...
02:39:24.000Shit! Which means that the only defense you can possibly have in this world is just to become so nice and handsome and strong and big and smart and rich and then to make sure you give enough but not too much and just be liked and pray to God and just hope that none of these women are bitter that you don't text them anymore?
02:39:48.000Is that the only defense we can come up with in the modern world?
02:39:51.000We've been to the moon and the only defense we have is pray.
02:40:52.000The reason this woman exists, the woman in New York, it's like...
02:40:58.000Her parents and her grandparents and her great-grandparents and every human being that's ever procreated to make this woman exist, at some point, the man walked over to the woman and introduced himself.
02:41:09.000But when you do it now, sexual assault.
02:41:13.000You can't walk over and say and introduce yourself.
02:41:15.000Of course not. That needs to be illegal.
02:43:11.000The days when losers rest, winners are going to begin to work.
02:43:14.000You have absolutely nothing else to do.
02:43:16.000You may as well get a head start so 2024 allows you to live a life worth living so you don't stay a peasant and a peon any longer.
02:43:23.000What I'm going to do is I'm going to open up a special enrollment for a special class inside of the real world which is only available during these days.
02:43:30.000Not only will you get 12 months inside of the real world platform, you'll also get access to an accountability manager and a new form of Aikido which we can only teach to people that is guaranteed to be inside of the program for long periods of time.
02:44:35.000I just want to thank you all for tuning in to this emergency meeting.
02:44:37.000Andrew and I would like to tell you that we love you and you are our friends.
02:44:41.000You're our friend. And because you're our friends and because we love you, we have an activity you can undertake to make sure that you are financially rewarded grossly.
02:44:52.000You'll be grossly financially rewarded.
02:44:53.000You'll actually be very rich if you undertake this activity.
02:44:56.000Now, we know this activity isn't particularly fun because work, you know, it's not great.
02:45:00.000But if you do it, you'll make a whole lot of money.
02:45:03.000And because we love you and because you're our friends, we think that it'd be a great idea for you to make a whole bunch of money.
02:45:09.000And join the real world. Because we love you.
02:45:13.000This isn't human trafficking. And you're our friends.
02:46:04.000Because you manipulated them into liking you by talking.
02:46:08.000Yeah, they like us because we're manipulative.
02:46:10.000And then they traveled to a website and then they watched this because they thought they'd learn things that will teach them how to make money.
02:46:15.000Yes. You fucking human trafficked them all.