Tate Speech - July 21, 2022


WE DROVE A CAR UP A MOUNTAIN | Tate Confidential Ep. 31


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

71.09244

Word Count

987

Sentence Count

134

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Tate and Andrew are stuck in the snow in a 4x4 in the middle of the night and need a flashlight to make it back to civilization. But how do they do it? They need flashlights, but they don't have them, so they need to go off-roading in a $12,000 snow machine to get them to civilization, but it's snowing hard and they can't even get out of the car to get to civilization in time to get the flashlight. How do they make it through the snow and survive the night without getting stranded in the mountains? This episode is about how to survive an off-road adventure in the dark, snow covered mountains in a snow plowed truck with no lights, no food, and no clue where they're going. This is the story of how they survive and what they do to get through it and how they manage to get back home in the daylight. If you're in the mood for a good long drive, this is the episode for you. Enjoy! (Sorry about the audio quality, it's a little choppy at the beginning. We had some technical difficulties at the end. Sorry about that. We'll get it fixed next week. We promise it'll be better next week, we'll get better, we promise. ) Thank you so much for listening to this episode, we really appreciate the feedback. -Tate & Luke xoxo -Rory & Andrew <3 -Jaden & Luke xoxoxo :D -Jared & Luke -J.R. & Rory -Jude -Jace -Jorge -Jade & Rory -Luke -Jasmin -Jadyn -Josiah -Jemma -Jimmie -Jacey -Jaelyn -Luke Jake -Jordyn -Jake -Jacoby -Jaimie -Jacob -Jahil -Jillian -Javier -Joby -Jake & Jadyn -Kris -Jodie -Keegan -JOSH -Jody -Jarell -Jasper -Jaxon -Jedyn & Jaden -Jai -Jake and J.B. -Jiggy -Johanna -Jihoon -JORDY -Josh -Jacob -Bryan -JACOB -JAMES


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But it's not always the case.
00:00:28.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:30.000 But it's not always the case.
00:00:36.000 you Am I bringing our flashlights?
00:00:41.000 I don't need flashlights.
00:00:43.000 Emergency. Gotta go off-road.
00:00:46.000 Machete, flashlights, bottle of wine.
00:00:50.000 I'll bolt some new flashlights.
00:00:53.000 No, bring me the emergency cupboard.
00:00:56.000 Wait a second.
00:00:57.000 What do we get stuck at on a mountain?
00:01:05.000 A overnight?
00:01:07.000 Bro, these aren't flashlights.
00:01:08.000 These are flashlights.
00:01:10.000 Bro.
00:01:12.000 They're the world's brightest flashlights.
00:01:18.000 with flat arms.
00:01:20.000 Night before moron.
00:01:22.000 Yeah! Some of the brightest flashlights in the world.
00:01:26.000 You can actually let blind people look at them.
00:01:28.000 Bro. Come on.
00:01:34.000 So if you don't need these flashlights, if you're stuck at the mountain overnight, you need these flashlights.
00:01:38.000 How does anyone not need these?
00:01:43.000 And you need to use it as a weapon to smash someone over the head with it.
00:01:49.000 So I'll bring the flashlights up.
00:01:52.000 Why did I buy them?
00:01:53.000 I don't know why.
00:01:55.000 Do you know how much these cost? Let's go.
00:01:57.000 What, why did I buy it?
00:01:59.000 Why do we need these things?
00:02:03.000 Rations, flashlights, cause I like to be prepared.
00:02:07.000 Unlike you, Mr. Baby Hands.
00:02:09.000 Can't tell you where we're going.
00:02:15.000 Where are you taking me?
00:02:18.000 You know I'm not gonna kill you.
00:02:20.000 That's all you need to know.
00:02:22.000 I don't know sometimes when I'm in a place like this where there's no civilization at all.
00:02:29.000 Sometimes I wonder what you have in store.
00:02:34.000 Andrew, are you gonna kill me?
00:02:36.000 It's about time, Rory.
00:02:38.000 You've had a good run. I think I deserve it sometimes.
00:02:41.000 We owe it to him. Why are you up in the mountains in a $12,000 code?
00:02:45.000 Why is he up off-roading in a $12,000 code?
00:02:48.000 He thinks he's fucking Johnny Cage.
00:02:53.000 Because it's cold. You're off-roading in a $12,000 code.
00:02:57.000 Yeah, it's cold out here. He thinks he's fucking Joe Smooth.
00:03:00.000 I am Joe fucking Smooth.
00:03:02.000 He is. He is Joe Smith.
00:03:04.000 He is Joe Smith.
00:03:13.000 We're halfway there.
00:03:20.000 there you're gonna tell Rory and Luke where we're taking them yet and why?
00:03:25.000 We're coming here in the sun. Why?
00:03:42.000 Swimming? In the summer, it's going to be thick.
00:03:46.000 Bring some whoopies.
00:03:48.000 Bring some hoes.
00:03:51.000 Yeah. Waterfall hoes.
00:03:54.000 Waterfall hoes. Mermaids.
00:03:56.000 Yeah. I still don't know where you're taking me.
00:04:04.000 You don't need to, though.
00:04:06.000 Super, super warm.
00:04:08.000 Here's baby house.
00:04:16.000 We're baby hound.
00:04:17.000 We're family.
00:04:18.000 But yeah.
00:04:18.000 We're baby hound.
00:04:19.000 Why am I driving so long?
00:04:23.000 Bro, I can't be bothered.
00:04:25.000 Just you drive. You're making me drive the whole mountain.
00:04:27.000 I don't care. I don't want to drive in the mountains.
00:04:30.000 Drive. Look, you can't wear a hat like that where you look like a gypsy and not drive my 4x4 through the snow.
00:04:39.000 Just drive.
00:04:42.000 Look, you'll be fucking fine.
00:04:44.000 You wouldn't kill me. You're not going to crash and kill me.
00:04:48.000 We both know that's not going to happen.
00:04:50.000 So just do the driving.
00:04:52.000 Not my fault we're hungover. I've been drinking all night.
00:04:55.000 You're the one who was drinking with me.
00:04:57.000 Yeah, and you're making me drive up a fucking snowy mountain in a 4x4.
00:05:01.000 Well... Off-road. Yeah, well, I'm too lazy.
00:05:04.000 Stop complaining. Just do it.
00:05:09.000 See, Rory, that's why I asked you to drive me.
00:05:11.000 Andrew's stuck. Well...
00:05:16.000 That is the street.
00:05:20.000 Yes, it's memmed up. Come on, Tissi, can you stand up?
00:05:26.000 It's a standoff, poop! Get out of here, you son of a bitch!
00:05:29.000 You're a loser, how'd you get stuck?
00:05:40.000 I trusted in the four-wheel drive system.
00:05:42.000 So, Rory's better than you?
00:05:44.000 No, absolutely not. The guy also did tell him.
00:05:46.000 The guy said it would go. So, Rory's a better driver?
00:05:51.000 Our instructor said yes, it'll be okay.
00:05:53.000 So, Rory made it and you didn't?
00:05:55.000 Did Rory make it? Yeah, but he didn't go in the deep part.
00:05:58.000 Yeah, because that's not what you're supposed to do.
00:06:00.000 Why not? So Rory made it and you guys didn't.
00:06:03.000 That's cool. So don't you guys wish you had a flashlight right now?
00:06:08.000 No. What do you mean?
00:06:09.000 What if you get stuck here overnight? It's daylight.
00:06:11.000 I don't care. I'll go to bed.
00:06:12.000 Yeah, but if you're stuck here all night, you'll need a flashlight.
00:06:14.000 I do have a big flashlight in the front of the car.
00:06:16.000 Going to sleep is always your solution to everything.
00:06:18.000 Uh-huh. Look at how bright it is outside.
00:06:46.000 How would a flashlight help? It's early in the morning.
00:06:49.000 You need flashlights in survival situations.
00:06:51.000 You don't. I'm never going anywhere without my giant flashlights, starring now.
00:06:56.000 You refer to briefcase full-time.
00:06:57.000 Yes, full-time. You say that now, but I know you won't.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, alright, good luck. All right, No need for flashlights yet, but you'll need them.
00:07:26.000 Cheers everyone.
00:07:36.000 Cheers everyone. Cheers.
00:07:39.000 Ready to hand cheers?
00:07:39.000 Ready to hand the cheers?
00:07:41.000 Cheers.
00:07:41.000 Cheers.
00:07:43.000 Hi.
00:07:44.000 Ah
00:11:34.000 If you wanna be so gone...
00:11:37.000 you don't have to wait If I were you,
00:12:01.000 would it be easier for me to be heard and to be seen?
00:12:09.000 What am I supposed to do?
00:12:11.000 Is it all not to you?
00:12:14.000 I am not that strong, I don't even know where I belong
00:12:59.000 You just have to try harder than you fly You might be lost like sunshine in the night.
00:13:10.000 You know what they say.
00:13:13.000 Life's about today.
00:13:15.000 If you want to be someone, you don't have to wait.
00:13:20.000 You just have to try harder than you cry Thank you So basically, we drove 7 hours up the mountain to have a beer And now we're driving 7 hours back I think so, bro.
00:13:41.000 I think so. He's gonna be gone for months and months, but his vehicle is still here.
00:13:50.000 So I've decided to become an Uber driver.