Tate Speech - August 07, 2025


We Generally Love Boats | Tate Confidential Ep 314


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

171.98218

Word Count

2,574

Sentence Count

370

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

38


Summary

In this episode, we talk about a bunch of random stuff. We talk about how we are all a faggot and how we should all be faggots. We also talk about why we should leave the big cities and go to the beaches.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Fire full world side of job applications.
00:00:02.000 Pakistani bitch you are.
00:00:05.000 Give me your gold faggot.
00:00:06.000 As a native person, do not speak about to your new conqueror that much.
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows about us, how we are.
00:00:16.000 I see people running around the world trying to find purpose.
00:00:19.000 They'll go to Dubai and they'll go party and try and fuck a girl.
00:00:21.000 Then they'll go Ibiza for the summer to try and fuck a girl.
00:00:23.000 None of these people have any purpose in their hearts.
00:00:26.000 That's why they're so miserable because they're just running around trying to spend money.
00:00:28.000 That's fine.
00:00:29.000 I love spending money too.
00:00:31.000 but I'm doing something that's important for the world.
00:00:33.000 And purpose will give you a peace far more calming.
00:00:35.000 I'm doing something.
00:01:05.000 We're gonna move your side.
00:01:08.000 I'm generally getting tired of you.
00:01:09.000 Generally.
00:01:10.000 I'm generally getting tired of you.
00:01:11.000 Specifically how you're a faggot.
00:01:15.000 What did you say if something happened one more time, you said you're leaving?
00:01:18.000 I knew a girl once who was super hot but said generally instead of genuinely.
00:01:22.000 And she used to say, I generally, I'm really tired today.
00:01:24.000 And then she also used to say pacific instead of specific.
00:01:27.000 And I dumped my load in her and blocked her.
00:01:29.000 So I probably have another kid somewhere who can't speak.
00:01:32.000 So everyone who says I'm a fantastic orator, it turns out that even I cannot overcome the retardation of bimbos because she used to sit there saying generally instead of genuinely.
00:01:42.000 And now my imaginary kid, which might exist, she's blocked.
00:01:45.000 I don't know, is probably the retard.
00:01:47.000 Did you hear my plan to ran through a camping site?
00:01:52.000 Did you hear my plan?
00:01:54.000 I planned to ran through a camp site.
00:01:56.000 The run-through.
00:01:56.000 So where did this ran through?
00:01:58.000 because it's past tense.
00:02:05.000 Can you admit that you fell for that one?
00:02:06.000 Hope line and super.
00:02:07.000 I hope walked right into it.
00:02:09.000 I hope.
00:02:10.000 I hope you become inexplicably depressed.
00:02:16.000 I hope something happens that nobody can save your soul from and you kill yourself.
00:02:20.000 After landing those gentlemen, I hope you can upset me.
00:02:22.000 I hope you kill yourself.
00:02:23.000 Hey, that was a good idea.
00:02:24.000 That was good.
00:02:25.000 That was a good one.
00:02:25.000 I generally hope you kill yourself.
00:02:27.000 That was epic.
00:02:28.000 I generally mean it.
00:02:29.000 We're doing our health detox.
00:02:32.000 I picked up on that one.
00:02:34.000 Whole wheat bread.
00:02:36.000 I take a cigarette for my health detox.
00:02:39.000 Health detox, Bailey.
00:02:40.000 Health detox.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, we're out here in the healthy environment, do healthy things.
00:02:45.000 A cigarette?
00:02:46.000 For your health.
00:02:48.000 Come on, be a faggot.
00:02:51.000 Say no.
00:02:53.000 You say yes, you're gay.
00:02:54.000 You say no, you're double gay.
00:02:56.000 And if you say yes, then you're gayer than you were if you said no.
00:02:59.000 I'll take two, please.
00:03:00.000 Pretty good answer.
00:03:01.000 That is good answer.
00:03:01.000 You ought to smoke both, though.
00:03:03.000 Hiking?
00:03:04.000 Simple?
00:03:06.000 Swimming?
00:03:08.000 It's hiking or swimming.
00:03:13.000 We're going in that.
00:03:14.000 They pull up the homo boat.
00:03:16.000 That's worse than villager's house.
00:03:17.000 I don't want to go to villager's house.
00:03:20.000 Go get in the batman boat.
00:03:21.000 That's not a bad man.
00:03:22.000 That's not a boat.
00:03:23.000 Now, of course, being the man I am, I'm strongly considering possible ambush.
00:03:28.000 You know?
00:03:29.000 Nice.
00:03:30.000 Here's your water.
00:03:31.000 We're going to be taken out to another boat and there'll be armed goons.
00:03:33.000 Can you catch?
00:03:34.000 Of course.
00:03:34.000 There'll be armed goons.
00:03:36.000 And those armed goons will have to be assassinated by my brother and I while you do fuck all the film as usual.
00:03:41.000 And then we'll have to drown them all and pilot this boat back ourselves.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, are there any pirates on this lake, Gabriel?
00:03:47.000 Only me.
00:03:47.000 Only you.
00:03:48.000 Nice.
00:03:48.000 All right, we're on the pirate ship.
00:03:50.000 And if we see any other boats, we'll take them over.
00:03:52.000 We are bitches.
00:03:53.000 We vote for you now.
00:03:54.000 Very beautiful place.
00:03:55.000 Of course, that one man is where you at.
00:03:57.000 Rejoice.
00:03:58.000 Interesting.
00:03:58.000 Wait, this area is called Rejova?
00:03:59.000 Brajova.
00:04:00.000 Ah, Brajova.
00:04:01.000 They kept telling me I was going to go to Rejova, but they were talking about something else.
00:04:04.000 It's amazing how shit the world's become.
00:04:06.000 Because when you get money, you just try your very best to just leave people and leave the cities.
00:04:10.000 It's amazing.
00:04:11.000 I don't think it always used to be like that.
00:04:12.000 You'd go to a city and go, yeah, I'm in the big city.
00:04:15.000 And now when you're in the big city, you're like, why am I here?
00:04:17.000 I must be poor.
00:04:17.000 I'm stuck doing this job.
00:04:18.000 The second you get money, you just hide from everybody.
00:04:22.000 I thought it was because the color of the cities are changing.
00:04:26.000 Or if people just suck.
00:04:28.000 I'm not sure what it is.
00:04:29.000 But then Cities were primarily for partying and drinking and girls and all that crap's gone anyway.
00:04:34.000 Can't sleep with girls, you get rape charged.
00:04:36.000 Nobody drinks anymore.
00:04:36.000 Clubs are gone.
00:04:37.000 So, what are you even in the city for?
00:04:38.000 Why are you even in the traffic?
00:04:39.000 Restaurants?
00:04:40.000 Is that why you're living in traffic and paying the most expensive property prices on the planet to go to a fucking restaurant?
00:04:47.000 100%.
00:04:47.000 I prefer it here as well.
00:04:48.000 Dump the bodies in the fucking lake.
00:04:50.000 I hate that.
00:04:51.000 Load the cannons.
00:04:52.000 And we have Leonagua.
00:04:54.000 Shoot the French.
00:04:54.000 We're going to commandeer their boats.
00:04:57.000 Go commandeer their vessel.
00:04:59.000 We're going to shoot the French because the French are black now.
00:05:02.000 And black people can't sail ships, so we'll win.
00:05:05.000 We will swim.
00:05:06.000 The British won against the French.
00:05:08.000 Sink when they were white.
00:05:09.000 Now we definitely win.
00:05:11.000 Sink the nigg fleet.
00:05:12.000 Fire a full broadside of job applications and child support forms.
00:05:16.000 Get some floating watermelons and KFC buckets.
00:05:19.000 This is the proper yacht.
00:05:21.000 You have a dead head.
00:05:22.000 You have the master.
00:05:23.000 Real nice.
00:05:25.000 The little fucking dorky piece of shit.
00:05:27.000 Nerd cunt, stupid Pakistani bitch you are.
00:05:31.000 You little fucking hoe.
00:05:32.000 You will never in your fucking life, ever own anything as cool as this boat in your life, ever.
00:05:38.000 You're a fucking slag.
00:05:40.000 Kill yourself.
00:05:41.000 I don't want the boatman thinking that we're gonna fight on his boat.
00:05:44.000 Kill yourself.
00:05:45.000 All right, I'll kill myself.
00:05:46.000 Kill yourself.
00:05:47.000 Finally.
00:05:48.000 Kill yourself.
00:05:48.000 I'll do it.
00:05:49.000 Kill yourself.
00:05:49.000 I'll drown in this thing.
00:05:50.000 I'll jump into the leg.
00:05:54.000 It's actually called a hoe glue.
00:05:55.000 Nice.
00:05:56.000 I thought it was called an igloo hoe.
00:05:57.000 Yeah, same.
00:05:58.000 I just want to have a.
00:05:59.000 When you look for a fighting stick, you need something you can also throw.
00:06:02.000 Women will never understand stick contests, but I found the better stick.
00:06:04.000 No, never mind.
00:06:05.000 If we had to fight this stick versus that stick, I'd win.
00:06:08.000 Slightly curved.
00:06:10.000 This is the stick.
00:06:11.000 Yeah, but I broke this at you.
00:06:12.000 Take the shot.
00:06:13.000 And then things have.
00:06:15.000 No, but the shot you think would be coming high, but it would come low and sweep your feet out from underneath you for the crushing skull blow.
00:06:21.000 You'd have to give that foot one.
00:06:24.000 Make you swing and miss.
00:06:26.000 That's what it would be.
00:06:26.000 And if you're using it, you'd have to figure out it.
00:06:29.000 You can rely on one big stick.
00:06:30.000 Luckily, my master shirts come.
00:06:34.000 You know what?
00:06:34.000 I was talking some mad shit at first.
00:06:36.000 I meant that boat fucks.
00:06:38.000 I take it back.
00:06:38.000 That boat fucks.
00:06:40.000 Villager's boat's epic.
00:06:41.000 Bro, you get pussy on that boat, bro.
00:06:43.000 All these fucking yachts in Miami know.
00:06:45.000 If you took one bitch or two, or three.
00:06:48.000 In the middle of the lake.
00:06:49.000 In the middle of the day.
00:06:50.000 See, he knows.
00:06:51.000 He knows.
00:06:52.000 He knows.
00:06:53.000 You take it, bro.
00:06:54.000 It's over.
00:06:55.000 He knows.
00:06:56.000 That's a man with experience.
00:06:58.000 Only you and the little wave will kill you.
00:07:02.000 The waves.
00:07:04.000 More motion in the ocean.
00:07:08.000 I hear it all the time from people all over the world.
00:07:11.000 I don't want to live in Dubai.
00:07:12.000 I don't want to live in New York.
00:07:13.000 I just want to have a nice, quiet house out in the forest by the lake, away from all the people who want to live in Dubai, New York.
00:07:19.000 That's their prerogative.
00:07:20.000 What they're proposing still isn't easy.
00:07:22.000 See, today I've been looking at properties here by this beautiful lake in Romania, one of the cheapest countries in Europe in terms of real estate.
00:07:29.000 And these houses cost half a million dollars, sometimes one million dollars.
00:07:33.000 You're looking at twice that if you want to live in the United States, and three times that if you want to do this in Switzerland or Austria.
00:07:39.000 The fact of the matter is, we're all in the rap race.
00:07:42.000 If you really want to live out in the forest, away from all the people who wish to live in New York and Dubai, and you really mean what you say, then the best thing you can do is work on making half a million to a million dollars as fast and soon as possible.
00:07:57.000 That's your ticket to the life that you want to live.
00:07:59.000 There is absolutely no way to achieve your dream life unless you put a few years in and make the money it requires.
00:08:06.000 Even if this is what your dream life looks like, we have success stories of students inside of the real world who are 21 years of age, 22 years of age or younger, who have already made the kind of money it takes to do something like this.
00:08:19.000 $400,000 US dollars.
00:08:21.000 Roughly about $800,000.
00:08:23.000 There's almost $3 million.
00:08:24.000 Probably around $6 million so far.
00:08:26.000 You really mean it?
00:08:27.000 You really want this life?
00:08:28.000 I'll see you inside.
00:08:29.000 *Purse*
00:08:35.000 I feel like this paperwork was made for people like Tristan.
00:08:37.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:08:39.000 Are you driving, baby?
00:08:40.000 No.
00:08:41.000 I can't drive and film.
00:08:43.000 Pussy.
00:08:43.000 Skill issue.
00:08:44.000 Skill issue.
00:08:45.000 Hi, I'm the cameraman.
00:08:46.000 I can't possibly do two things at once.
00:08:49.000 How useless come to you?
00:08:53.000 Hey!
00:08:56.000 Are you the guy?
00:08:57.000 Are you going to be going?
00:08:58.000 Yep.
00:08:58.000 I'm riding with you.
00:09:02.000 I'm calling it now.
00:09:03.000 Alex is going to break his leg.
00:09:05.000 Good.
00:09:06.000 I actually hope nothing happens.
00:09:07.000 I said a prayer for the whole group before we left.
00:09:09.000 Well, take it back.
00:09:10.000 No, I can't.
00:09:11.000 Uh-oh.
00:09:13.000 Uh-oh.
00:09:14.000 Your master plan is failing.
00:09:16.000 No problem.
00:09:17.000 Please keep the distance because your friends talk for photos.
00:09:20.000 You not see respect the idea of two stocks for a photo where you need more today.
00:09:26.000 It's hard.
00:09:26.000 It's hard.
00:09:26.000 It's my life.
00:09:27.000 What do you want me to do?
00:09:28.000 Okay?
00:09:28.000 I try and roll this way, there's no space in the bed.
00:09:30.000 I try and roll this way, there's no space in the bed.
00:09:32.000 It's been both here familiar with the fucking.
00:09:34.000 I think a true friend is someone who expects the best from you, to be honest.
00:09:37.000 I think that the masculine realm of bullying is actually very, very powerful.
00:09:40.000 I think if I were to go home right now and say, I'm too sad to work, everyone would call me a dickhead.
00:09:43.000 Like something in Magnet.
00:09:44.000 We're all busy getting things done and we all expect the best of each other.
00:09:47.000 I would never have friends who don't do what they're supposed to do.
00:09:50.000 I think I'm happy as long as I'm not strong.
00:09:52.000 I'm happy all the time because I'd love to cry about it.
00:09:55.000 So...
00:10:19.000 No reason.
00:10:21.000 Just admit that you're scared.
00:10:22.000 You came from the third world.
00:10:23.000 You're gonna have what we eat.
00:10:24.000 No, no, no, Christy can get you anything you like.
00:10:26.000 Just give him the money.
00:10:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:30.000 Give him the money and he'll order it.
00:10:32.000 Don't worry about it.
00:10:33.000 Wait, I want to take your stool.
00:10:35.000 Will you please help me think it's off?
00:10:36.000 Don't you feel for a ticket to me?
00:10:38.000 Sure.
00:10:40.000 All right, TC.
00:10:40.000 No one's been seriously injured so far.
00:10:47.000 Hello.
00:10:48.000 Nice on the bus.
00:10:49.000 Thank you very much.
00:10:50.000 How are you, baby?
00:10:51.000 I'm good.
00:10:53.000 Very nice.
00:10:54.000 Very nice.
00:10:55.000 helmet Hey, Pete.
00:11:13.000 Hey, Nig.
00:11:14.000 Hey, Alex.
00:11:16.000 Hey, Christy.
00:11:18.000 Hey Andrew.
00:11:18.000 Fuck off.
00:11:20.000 That happened.
00:11:26.000 Sorry, I'm not retarded.
00:11:27.000 No matter.
00:11:36.000 Is it cold?
00:11:40.000 I'm going to try once more.
00:11:42.000 If it happens again, I'm done.
00:11:45.000 I completely see him watch you guys do.
00:11:47.000 Fuck that shit.
00:11:48.000 That happens over there.
00:11:49.000 I'm done.
00:11:50.000 Remember, 60 meters.
00:11:54.000 Alright, let's watch Captain Tristan do it.
00:12:12.000 Nice.
00:12:13.000 Fuck this.
00:12:14.000 I'm standing here with a camera.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, I'll watch and just enjoy from the fucking side guys.
00:12:20.000 Fuck this.
00:12:22.000 Pedals, tip it over.
00:12:26.000 I'll give it a miss.
00:12:28.000 I'm giving it a rule.
00:12:30.000 Enjoy yourselves.
00:12:31.000 If you make a kayak, it should float.
00:12:34.000 It capsized.
00:12:35.000 There should be big floats on both sides to stop it capsizing like fucking bumper rails and bowling.
00:12:40.000 I need to make a kayak.
00:12:41.000 Stay glad to wait.
00:12:43.000 Bro, you're fucking gay.
00:12:45.000 Our stable and shit are monsters in the ocean.
00:12:48.000 So basically, sea monsters.
00:12:51.000 Are you done already?
00:12:53.000 I'm done.
00:12:53.000 I flexed my diamond chains.
00:12:55.000 I did the nick thing.
00:12:57.000 I'm done.
00:12:59.000 Baby, let's go.
00:13:00.000 Enough kayaking.
00:13:01.000 How'd you enjoy a cigar?
00:13:03.000 Now it's stable.
00:13:05.000 No, I'm kayaking.
00:13:06.000 I'm hard.
00:13:09.000 Now it's fun.
00:13:10.000 I feel like I'm going to get out there and Tristan's going to try to ram my boat.
00:13:13.000 100% he's going to flip you.
00:13:14.000 100%.
00:13:15.000 He's going to come up with his paddle and flip you.
00:13:16.000 Yeah.
00:13:16.000 100%.
00:13:17.000 He's a cunt.
00:13:18.000 He's a cunt.
00:13:18.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 He's a cunt.
00:13:20.000 You're going to get wet.
00:13:20.000 You're going to get so.
00:13:21.000 You're going to drop your glasses.
00:13:22.000 Never going to find him again.
00:13:23.000 Camera's going to go missing.
00:13:24.000 No footage.
00:13:25.000 You don't think we're going to see this clip.
00:13:26.000 He's going to do that.
00:13:27.000 100%.
00:13:28.000 I feel like the only way for me to win is to not get in the water.
00:13:30.000 I know what he's going to do.
00:13:31.000 He is waiting for you.
00:13:32.000 He's waiting.
00:13:33.000 100%.
00:13:34.000 What if I flipped him first?
00:13:36.000 Starting a war.
00:13:36.000 Let's go make sure you win.
00:13:38.000 Don't miss.
00:13:39.000 I think it's warm.
00:13:43.000 Okay, now.
00:13:45.000 Hello, natives.
00:13:46.000 My name's Christopher Columbus Tate.
00:13:49.000 Heard you got some gold.
00:13:52.000 Heard you got diseases.
00:13:53.000 I'm here to take your shit.
00:13:59.000 You hear me?
00:14:01.000 Nice slave.
00:14:01.000 I bring smallpox and gunpowder.
00:14:03.000 It's a nice slave you got.
00:14:06.000 Give me your gold, faggot.
00:14:08.000 Discovered this new land.
00:14:10.000 We'll call it Tateville.
00:14:11.000 Mine now.
00:14:13.000 Tell me all about your civilization and culture so I can crush it.
00:14:16.000 So I can eliminate you.
00:14:17.000 I'm literally your brother.
00:14:18.000 Go talk to your man.
00:14:19.000 Excuse me.
00:14:20.000 As a native person, do not speak to your new conqueror that way.
00:14:24.000 Jackass.
00:14:26.000 What have you built?
00:14:27.000 I don't see any written language.
00:14:28.000 I don't see anything.
00:14:29.000 What the fuck is this shit told?
00:14:31.000 Do you have any seafaring vessels?
00:14:33.000 Fuck with me.
00:14:33.000 I dare you fuck with me, bro.
00:14:34.000 I've got gunpowder.
00:14:35.000 Fuck with me.
00:14:36.000 Oh, yes.
00:14:36.000 Your little knife.
00:14:37.000 You think I haven't dealt with a little fucking native with your shit little knife before?
00:14:40.000 Fuck you.
00:14:41.000 We're bringing the written word.
00:14:45.000 Is there any contracts for this land?
00:14:46.000 Because you ain't got a contract.
00:14:48.000 I'm taking it.
00:14:48.000 It's bullshit.
00:14:50.000 And you know it's bullshit.
00:14:52.000 Are they actually hot though?
00:14:53.000 I invented fire.
00:14:54.000 Dude, I'd rather die now.
00:14:55.000 Fighting a bear until one second go and it's door for the camera.