Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


WE WERE ROBBED IN UKRAINE | Tate Confidential Ep 109


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

109.95045

Word Count

1,849

Sentence Count

237

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

Tristan and the crew of the Titanic are stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and need to find a way to get through the storm without getting wet. Captain Vladimir Scorpius and the rest of the crew find a solution to the problem, but it's not what they expected. The crew is faced with a dilemma of whether or not they should stay in port or go back to port and get help from a passing boat. This episode is sponsored by On-One Multitouch Self-load. OnOne is a self-driving, foldable, portable storage solution for hard drives, hard drives and hard drives. It can be used to store, transport, and store virtually any hard drive, hard drive or hard drive in your home, office or portable storage unit. You can also use it to store and store your hard drives or hard drives in your garage or garage. If you don't already own a copy of OnOne, you can purchase a copy for $99.99 from Amazon, Best Fiends or Amazon Prime or VaynerSpeakers. That's free and includes shipping, handling, and handling fees. Just pay the postage. and you get an ad-free version of the show for free. Thank you for listening to the podcast! I hope you enjoy the podcast and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, Share, and subscribe to our Podcast! I'll be checking out your favorite podchaser and sharing the podcast with your friends and family on Anchor.fm and other social media platforms. Thank you so much love, support, and support the podcast in the future! . . . XOXO, Jake, Jake and Andrew, Justin, Jake and Jake, Jake & Andrew . Jake, BOB, Andrew, J.A., , Jake, JT, JB, JUICY, JACOB, D.A. & Jake, R.B., J.J. & J.B. , J. B. B., JT. J. E. & B. & K. J. P. . J. M. & EJ, JAYN, JUYAN, JAMIE, B. A. W. & A. VYANIS, JYANIE, & KEVIN,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good one, Man United!
00:00:07.000 Good shot, Man United!
00:00:14.000 Good shot, Man United!
00:00:21.000 Stay confident, Jake Brown.
00:00:28.000 Stay confident, Jake Brown.
00:00:45.000 Good shot, Man United!
00:02:11.000 I don't give a blueberry bacon, fuck!
00:02:14.000 I don't give a blueberry bacon, fuck!
00:02:20.000 Andrew, what are you doing man?
00:02:26.000 I'll go again. I'll go again.
00:02:30.000 I'll do it again.
00:02:33.000 I'll do it again, you don't owe me.
00:02:35.000 I know, we're good, we're good.
00:02:37.000 I'll do it again. I'll do it again right now.
00:02:39.000 You have 20 more.
00:02:51.000 I don't give a blueberry baker's fuck.
00:02:57.000 I'm gonna get you!
00:03:00.000 We were running low.
00:03:06.000 We're not running low at all.
00:03:07.000 We were running low. We only had 40 balls left.
00:03:10.000 At the top of it.
00:03:11.000 We were not running low. We're okay.
00:03:13.000 We're running low.
00:03:14.000 We have 40 buckles.
00:03:16.000 Only... only 40.
00:03:19.000 Bro, you don't even drink champagne. You don't drink it.
00:03:25.000 you Vodka I don't know. I don't know. I don't know He doesn't even know the prices I know. What the fuck?
00:03:49.000 Oh, I know. More?
00:03:55.000 More? More?
00:03:58.000 More booze! Happy birthday!
00:04:10.000 I'm saving my face!
00:04:12.000 I don't believe in myself that I'm holding on.
00:04:15.000 You're a force to be reckoned with.
00:04:18.000 And you're a force to be reckoned with.
00:04:21.000 You're a force to be reckoned with.
00:04:23.000 I don't believe in myself that I'm holding on.
00:04:26.000 We're like fire, they're like fire.
00:04:28.000 We're the ones who light up the lights.
00:04:30.000 I'm a force to be reckoned with.
00:05:54.000 Hello?
00:05:56.000 Hello?
00:05:57.000 I'm just gonna do it, I can't do it.
00:05:58.000 I'm not the captain. What do you mean?
00:06:00.000 I'm not the captain. What does it say on my hat?
00:06:04.000 I don't know. Tristan, why is the ship wet? Why?
00:06:23.000 You're the captain. Because it's raining.
00:06:25.000 How do we solve this problem?
00:06:27.000 I'm not afraid of the rain. I'll sail through anything.
00:06:30.000 I'm Captain Vladimir Scorpius.
00:06:32.000 I fear no weather.
00:06:33.000 Tristan, we need to solve this problem.
00:06:34.000 It's a big problem. Why?
00:06:36.000 Because the ship's wet. So?
00:06:38.000 I don't think you're supposed to be wet.
00:06:40.000 You're going to be wet in a second when I throw you in the fucking ocean.
00:06:42.000 Man overboard. Oh yeah, we'll be turning around to the rest of you.
00:06:46.000 I saw my first light tower.
00:07:01.000 Lighthouse! Lighthouse!
00:07:06.000 It's one of those light bulb buildings!
00:07:11.000 Show me your flashlight!
00:07:13.000 Have you ever seen a lighter?
00:07:20.000 There it is!
00:07:21.000 My first light tower!
00:07:22.000 Stop saying that!
00:07:26.000 You take him everywhere.
00:07:28.000 You take me everywhere, motherfucker.
00:07:33.000 Hey, hey, hey, y'all see ya, sir.
00:07:36.000 Take that out.
00:07:37.000 Shake Sullivan in the house.
00:07:40.000 Yes, sir.
00:07:41.000 So she followed him.
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00:08:42.000 Yeah, it's an interesting situation, right?
00:08:45.000 I'm gonna get a little bit of a kick out of it.
00:09:27.000 It's 7 a.m.
00:09:30.000 There's no emergency.
00:09:31.000 There was an emergency. What's the emergency this time, huh?
00:09:34.000 What? A bunch of pretty Ukrainian girls tried to rob us.
00:09:38.000 Tried and failed.
00:09:39.000 Ah, so this is an actual emergency.
00:09:43.000 The girls you had on the couch here tried to rob us.
00:09:45.000 Yeah, the three girls I had last night tried to rob us, basically.
00:09:48.000 The thing is about this, look.
00:09:50.000 Pirates. No offense, Justin.
00:09:52.000 Justin was reveling in their company.
00:09:54.000 I know Eastern European girls.
00:09:56.000 You are having the time of your life.
00:09:58.000 It does look good.
00:10:00.000 Yeah. Now, I know, I know Ukraine.
00:10:04.000 So Tig was here, who speaks Russian, naturally.
00:10:07.000 So they all went to the bathroom.
00:10:09.000 I was like, you know what, Tig? I don't trust these hoes.
00:10:11.000 Can you just please go and listen to these girls for me?
00:10:14.000 So he goes over to the bathroom, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:15.000 He comes back and goes, you know what?
00:10:17.000 These girls talk about, oh, these guys have money.
00:10:20.000 These guys, they look rich.
00:10:22.000 We need to get some money from these guys, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:24.000 So I thought, okay, straight up gold diggers.
00:10:26.000 So we immediately get super suspicious.
00:10:29.000 Then Detective Sterling.
00:10:32.000 On the case. Because one of them was super tired.
00:10:34.000 And I said, yo, go lay her down in my room.
00:10:36.000 Sure, like dickhead.
00:10:38.000 What are you talking about?
00:10:40.000 What are you talking about?
00:10:42.000 So, Sterling goes upstairs when they're trying to put a girl to bed in my room.
00:10:48.000 And he sees them all one floor up coming down from his room.
00:10:52.000 Goes all the way up and finds one of them.
00:10:54.000 There's nothing up there but a billion table.
00:10:57.000 A billion table, yeah. My stuff.
00:11:00.000 And he finds one of them with her phone flashlight on going through his bed.
00:11:06.000 They're like, hmm, a little bit suspicious.
00:11:09.000 So he comes downstairs and the best part of the story is this.
00:11:12.000 In most groups of dudes, if a guy comes downstairs, hey, Justin, your girl's going to do my bag.
00:11:18.000 This bitch is a thief.
00:11:20.000 Some guys would be like, I don't know, once you go through your bag, bro, leave your girl alone, blah, blah, blah.
00:11:26.000 I know Sterling was telling the truth.
00:11:29.000 I instantly know that this girl was literally going through his bag.
00:11:33.000 So they come down and I said, okay, good girls, you better get the fuck out.
00:11:36.000 I will look through your bag first.
00:11:38.000 And after I look through your bag, you can get the fuck out.
00:11:40.000 So I look at one of their bags.
00:11:41.000 Who is it? Tig's just like, are you sure you want to search for a bear?
00:11:44.000 I'm like, look, she's wearing almost nothing.
00:11:45.000 I'm going to fucking put my hand up her pussy.
00:11:47.000 Like, I can see there's nothing in her bag.
00:11:50.000 So the girls all leave, but they leave their fucking cell phone on the table and a set of keys.
00:11:55.000 So I quickly switch the phone to fucking airplane mode and hide it underneath the back in the bathroom back here.
00:12:03.000 Doorbell rings five minutes later.
00:12:06.000 I said, Tig, that's going to be the girls asking for their fucking phone.
00:12:09.000 They answer the door.
00:12:12.000 They come here. Blah, blah, blah, telephone.
00:12:14.000 Tig's like, yep, that's what they wanted.
00:12:16.000 So Tig literally told him, who's G, by the way, he's not here.
00:12:19.000 He literally told him, you girls are thieves and you're searching through our house.
00:12:23.000 You're not allowed to come in here and look through our house anymore.
00:12:26.000 There's no more searching through our house because you girls are thieves.
00:12:30.000 The security guard for the house is standing there with him, by the way.
00:12:33.000 He says, some fat dude.
00:12:35.000 I'm telling you they're not allowed in.
00:12:37.000 And they're like, oh no, we need our phone.
00:12:39.000 So I said, you know, Tig, call the fucking police.
00:12:42.000 Because I know the Eastern European police.
00:12:45.000 So when the police get called, the one who was caught looking through Sterling's bag vanishes.
00:12:50.000 She fucking goes.
00:12:51.000 She knows. She knows the drill and leaves the house.
00:12:54.000 The other two...
00:12:56.000 The one whose phone is missing and the one who may have been innocent in all crimes is standing here hoping through this phone.
00:13:01.000 And the Eastern European police come.
00:13:03.000 One of them is fucking smoking hot.
00:13:06.000 So Stormy goes outside and tries to flirt with her.
00:13:08.000 It doesn't speak a word in English. Nice.
00:13:10.000 Great attempt. Good attempt.
00:13:12.000 You gotta try. And they just, without anything being said, these European police literally shackle these bitches' hands behind their back and take them off the property.
00:13:21.000 In England or America, they would have handcuffed us and let the girls search through the house because they're missing property.
00:13:30.000 That's true. So anyway, the girls leave.
00:13:34.000 We smash their phone to pieces.
00:13:36.000 What iPhone is this? Really? What kind of iPhone is this?
00:13:39.000 It's a broken iPhone. I think so.
00:13:41.000 I think you're right. I can see it. Oh, sorry.
00:13:47.000 No, wait, wait, wait. Let me take it. One more time, one more time.
00:13:50.000 Ah, fuck. It's burning my hand.
00:13:52.000 Can I... Can I... Yeah.
00:13:58.000 It's broken. It's broken.
00:13:59.000 It looks broken to me. Three dollars, huh?
00:14:03.000 You had won the fucking Super Bowl.
00:14:05.000 You scored a touchdown.
00:14:07.000 No, no. The exact line was, he was like, oh, so what kind of...
00:14:12.000 I said, look, I'll show you what kind of film we got.
00:14:14.000 A broken one.
00:14:17.000 And I smashed it across the floor.
00:14:20.000 Then I got to pick it up and burn my head.
00:14:21.000 It's so fucked up. I don't know what happened.
00:14:24.000 So the phone gets smashed to pieces.
00:14:26.000 The girls get kicked the fuck out.
00:14:28.000 And the mule jumps in the swimming pool with our clothes on.
00:14:32.000 Everybody goes. Yeah.
00:14:34.000 Win-win. So that's what happened.
00:14:36.000 I'm a widower. Let's go home to Romania.
00:14:42.000 No, where everyone's scared of us.
00:14:44.000 No. But then you wouldn't have adventures like this, Andrew.
00:14:47.000 I'm going to go upstairs and look at my thing.
00:14:49.000 My stuff's missing. I'm going to be pissed.
00:14:51.000 Those three little retards.
00:14:53.000 I need to talk. Not once!
00:14:57.000 And then I walked into Andrew's room about two times.
00:14:59.000 I'm laying in my room. Mosquitoes are biting my wrists and ankles.
00:15:02.000 I don't know why. Because it's got a big veranda.
00:15:04.000 I left it open the first night. Mosquitoes are eating me.
00:15:07.000 What the fuck are you doing in my room?
00:15:09.000 I was like, Andrew, just let me lay down, please.
00:15:13.000 I'm going to sleep in Andrew's room.
00:15:16.000 Yeah. And now, we're in an emergency room.
00:15:20.000 Alright, this was an actual emergency.
00:15:22.000 I think this is the first emergency in probably the last, what, 100 emergency meetings?
00:15:27.000 They're all emergencies. No, they're not.
00:15:28.000 Well, look, in my defense, I am new to the emergency meetings.
00:15:32.000 So I didn't know that I was calling it wrong.
00:15:35.000 No, it's these!
00:15:36.000 This is a good emergency meeting.
00:15:41.000 This wasn't a real emergency, wasn't it?
00:15:43.000 Yeah. Wait, so Justin, what happened with your shoes?
00:15:48.000 You jumped in the pool and you said, put your shoes on.
00:15:50.000 They're soaking wet. They're the only ones I can go shoot in.
00:15:53.000 Yeah. A little bit wet. Wait, aren't they supposed to be dry though?
00:15:55.000 Yeah. You know what?
00:15:57.000 You know what though? If you were there, you'd have seen that I did not even think about jumping in the pool behind my friend.
00:16:04.000 You don't hang your friends out to dry, even if it fucks you.
00:16:07.000 Bless another day. Have fun?
00:16:12.000 Yeah, fuck off. I was getting those shoes so wet, mate.
00:16:18.000 Mr. Wet Shoe. Kind of.
00:16:40.000 AK or AR? It has to be AR, I think, but neither.
00:16:44.000 Neither is the correct answer.
00:16:46.000 AR. This is from the AK, I'm from the AR. It's all good.