The Charlie Kirk Show - September 05, 2026


THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 141 — Where Would You Live? MAGA Video Games? Fake NFL Players?


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00:01:17.000 Okay, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard.
00:01:20.000 It's time for this week's edition of Thought Crime Thursday, or of course, maybe listening to this on Saturday when it drops.
00:01:29.000 The reason I mention this is because here, as we record it, as we commit all of these thought crimes, the Lindsey Clancy case, as Has been reported in the last couple of weeks.
00:01:41.000 We've been talking about it.
00:01:42.000 It is still out.
00:01:44.000 The jury is still out in that case.
00:01:46.000 They are out for deliberations.
00:01:47.000 We're hearing reports about potentially one holdout juror.
00:01:51.000 And again, you know, if you're listening on Saturday, perhaps, like we said last week, perhaps this is precluded, perhaps this has ended, and some verdict is in.
00:02:01.000 But as far as now, there is no resolution yet and no end in sight.
00:02:08.000 But As we keep an eye on that, we know that one thing, like taxes, is always inevitable in this life, and is that every week on Thursday, there will be thought crime.
00:02:21.000 So, who do we got today?
00:02:22.000 We've got Tyler, we've got Andrew, and you've got me.
00:02:25.000 And I don't know, I thought we were going to get Russ, but I guess Russ has decided to sit it out, which means he's missing out.
00:02:31.000 I just deported 38 illegals.
00:02:32.000 Yeah, because like 10 minutes before we went live here, the White House went live with their arcade.com.
00:02:39.000 I just saw this.
00:02:40.000 Oh my gosh, it's so good.
00:02:42.000 It's so amazing.
00:02:43.000 I think we have.
00:02:44.000 Caboose trying to play one of them so we can get footage, but if you go to our account, tell everybody what it is.
00:02:50.000 We've got like six very, very basic arcade games to illustrate.
00:02:55.000 It's very amazing and classic.
00:02:59.000 Six very amazing classic arcade games.
00:03:03.000 You've got Rio Run, where you have Tom Homan and you round up a conga line of illegals at the border to deport them back to their countries of origin.
00:03:12.000 When you capture them, they actually put on orange jumpsuits.
00:03:14.000 Yes, they do.
00:03:15.000 It is so insane.
00:03:16.000 Which game should we throw up?
00:03:18.000 You should throw up Rio Run.
00:03:19.000 That's the border one.
00:03:20.000 We should go live.
00:03:23.000 We should go live.
00:03:23.000 This is the best one.
00:03:24.000 Rio Run.
00:03:25.000 We should put pressure on him.
00:03:27.000 Oh, man.
00:03:28.000 We can't do that because then all of my secret info will be revealed to the world.
00:03:33.000 What am I supposed to do?
00:03:34.000 You have to get all the illegals in the orange jumpsuits.
00:03:36.000 Come on.
00:03:37.000 You know how to play Snake, don't you?
00:03:39.000 Yeah, see, you've already got a few illegals.
00:03:40.000 No, I'm not a boomer.
00:03:43.000 This is like the on the Trump phone when it comes out.
00:03:45.000 This will be the version of Snake.
00:03:47.000 Yeah, how many did you get this time, Andrew?
00:03:49.000 What are you at?
00:03:49.000 I was doing Flappy Bill.
00:03:52.000 Fly again, you know?
00:03:53.000 Oh, okay, yeah, there's a Flappy Bird clone.
00:03:55.000 No, real run.
00:03:56.000 Real runs were it.
00:03:57.000 Yeah, real runs won't play.
00:03:58.000 I'll show you my real run.
00:04:00.000 I did 18.
00:04:00.000 I just got distracted.
00:04:02.000 I had 59 illegals in my conga line to be deported.
00:04:06.000 It does get actually harder as you get.
00:04:08.000 It does.
00:04:09.000 It speeds up.
00:04:09.000 You speed up more and more.
00:04:11.000 Your tail gets longer.
00:04:11.000 But I'm probably going to go back and tonight try to get it where I fully beat it.
00:04:15.000 Like every square is filled with the illegals before they go back.
00:04:19.000 There is a build the wall that's a Tetris.
00:04:21.000 Yeah, that one I think might be a little busted.
00:04:23.000 You don't delete lines or anything, which makes sense because nothing in the wall would be deleted.
00:04:27.000 No, Rio Run is the best one.
00:04:29.000 That's the funny part.
00:04:29.000 That's the funny part about it.
00:04:31.000 You literally can't.
00:04:32.000 The only way to win is to lose.
00:04:34.000 It says fill your kids' Trump accounts.
00:04:36.000 That's pretty smart.
00:04:37.000 Yeah, and you're just catching various.
00:04:39.000 Sort the school lunch to make America healthy again.
00:04:41.000 That's very fun.
00:04:42.000 RFK is very excited.
00:04:44.000 Then the Border Patrol, which somebody said it looked like Joe Biden.
00:04:48.000 Obviously, it's not Joe Biden.
00:04:49.000 The guy didn't care for deporting illegals, but we do think it's Tom Homan.
00:04:54.000 And then protect the incoming horde.
00:04:56.000 This is fun.
00:04:58.000 And then fly the Bald Eagle down the National Mall.
00:05:00.000 I guess he's like trying to fly a bill, and there's all these pitfalls.
00:05:04.000 The eagle gets destroyed.
00:05:06.000 No.
00:05:07.000 It's at 21 right now.
00:05:08.000 This is John Thune.
00:05:10.000 This is getting dangerous now.
00:05:12.000 Look at this.
00:05:13.000 Uh oh.
00:05:14.000 That's where it gets.
00:05:15.000 Oh, tight.
00:05:16.000 He made the tight turn.
00:05:17.000 I love that tight turn.
00:05:19.000 I just remember now that I hate Tetris.
00:05:23.000 He's trying to show off.
00:05:24.000 I definitely hate Tetris that doesn't, you can't win.
00:05:26.000 I'm now doing the school lunch one.
00:05:28.000 I'm like some sort of boxer.
00:05:29.000 There is no way to win this.
00:05:30.000 I guess we have Mike Tyson scanning the school lunches.
00:05:33.000 I have to remove all the candy bars.
00:05:35.000 Oh, my gosh, Tetris.
00:05:36.000 I don't know.
00:05:36.000 There's like a black boxer guy.
00:05:38.000 Seriously?
00:05:39.000 Well, I don't know.
00:05:39.000 There's like a black boxer guy, so I don't know who else it would be.
00:05:43.000 I don't know what this is, but I just.
00:05:46.000 Oh, are you calling me?
00:05:48.000 No, I see.
00:05:50.000 Why didn't they make that RFK?
00:05:51.000 Oh, did he lose?
00:05:52.000 Oh, my God.
00:05:52.000 Oh, I see.
00:05:53.000 Come on.
00:05:53.000 You're just supposed to get rid of all the bad stuff.
00:05:57.000 Why didn't they make that RFK?
00:05:58.000 They should have made that RFK, and he made groans like, eh, eh.
00:06:03.000 Yeah, yeah, they should have.
00:06:05.000 Yeah, I want RFK to be.
00:06:07.000 Oh, I let a bad item through.
00:06:09.000 Okay.
00:06:10.000 Anyway, all I'm going to say is all of you guys should 100% go to arcade.gov and look these up.
00:06:17.000 They're pretty entertaining.
00:06:18.000 And it looks like.
00:06:19.000 I have two points of feedback.
00:06:21.000 That should be RFK.
00:06:22.000 Yes.
00:06:23.000 Okay.
00:06:24.000 And the flappy bird should be Ilan Omar.
00:06:28.000 It should be like.
00:06:29.000 Hold on.
00:06:29.000 Hold on.
00:06:29.000 Let me finish it.
00:06:30.000 Ilan Omar navigating the corrupt system and getting money.
00:06:37.000 It should be stacks of money that she's moving through.
00:06:39.000 No, there shouldn't be.
00:06:40.000 So here's what I want.
00:06:42.000 I'm trying to think what you'd want.
00:06:44.000 They should do a root beer tapper one.
00:06:46.000 Did you ever play root beer tapper back in the day?
00:06:48.000 It's like the geyser.
00:06:49.000 That could be something like maybe catching fraud claims or something.
00:06:55.000 Tapper should be.
00:06:56.000 It should be tapper.
00:06:57.000 They need to have a fraud detection.
00:06:59.000 It should be tapper.
00:07:00.000 It should be Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris getting served drinks.
00:07:04.000 And it should be real drinks.
00:07:06.000 And then they need a Donkey Kong.
00:07:09.000 Except instead of Donkey Kong, it should be Nancy Pelosi's husband with the hammer.
00:07:16.000 I want one.
00:07:16.000 That's a blast from the past.
00:07:18.000 I want one.
00:07:18.000 It should be Nancy Pelosi's husband with a hammer working his way up and trying to avoid getting caught by the San Francisco police.
00:07:29.000 Wait, I got it, guys.
00:07:30.000 You remember Pac Man?
00:07:31.000 Okay, we'll do Pac Man, but it's actually James O'Keefe with glasses on and he's trying to catch deep staters, but it's all guys.
00:07:39.000 And it should be him dressed up as Miss Pac Man.
00:07:43.000 I think.
00:07:44.000 No, It's still him with glasses on as a guy trying to catch the same game.
00:07:52.000 I genuinely think a great one would be you'd have maybe Nick Shirley or someone representing the admin.
00:07:57.000 You have it's Rip Beer Tapper.
00:07:59.000 It's people coming with like fraudulent claims to get like welfare and Medicaid fraud.
00:08:04.000 And like they would have different levels in Rip Beer Tabra.
00:08:06.000 So, like, one could be the Medicaid office, and then you have the daycare office, and they're coming and they're all immigrants trying to scam the system.
00:08:11.000 And you're like throwing a camera at them or whatever to push them back and expose the fraud.
00:08:16.000 I want them to make that one.
00:08:18.000 A Pac Man one would be really good.
00:08:21.000 I feel like you, you remember Bubble Bobble?
00:08:24.000 I love Bubble Bobble.
00:08:27.000 Cars that are trying to ram you or something.
00:08:29.000 Dude, Bubble Bobble was one of the greatest.
00:08:34.000 Regular Nintendo games ever, two player.
00:08:37.000 I played for hours with my best friend.
00:08:41.000 Bubble Bobble has like a, I think you have hundreds of levels and it gets progressively far more difficult.
00:08:48.000 And I just got to throw it out there.
00:08:51.000 You know, we absolutely need one.
00:08:54.000 Let's see, instead of that's like a double dragon, like you need your side scrolling street brawler.
00:09:00.000 And obviously it's got to be like, you know, call it like double.
00:09:04.000 Dude, I've got a deep cut for you.
00:09:06.000 Double dragons or something.
00:09:08.000 And have it be Antifa guys that are running up at you, and then you just play two federal officers just trying to keep the.
00:09:16.000 Here's a deep cut.
00:09:16.000 Here's a deep cut.
00:09:17.000 You guys might remember this.
00:09:18.000 I know about this because there was a carousel skate area for roller skating or roller blading that was in Sioux Falls.
00:09:27.000 It might still exist, actually, but it had an arcade.
00:09:29.000 It was Snow Bros.
00:09:31.000 And so you were these guys who had snow powers, and you'd throw them at bad guys, catch them in a giant.
00:09:39.000 You know, giant snowball basically, and then you'd kick it and it would defeat the enemy.
00:09:43.000 You just take it and you make it ice bros, exact same thing as snow bros.
00:09:47.000 They still have the snow powers, and you catch the illegals, you get them in the giant snow trap, and then you kick it and they get kicked out of the country.
00:09:56.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:09:58.000 The bosses would be that.
00:09:59.000 There's a lot of potential here.
00:10:00.000 Here's my idea I think you need to do Street Fighter, and you just have to hope you don't get paired up with a trans fighter.
00:10:10.000 Right?
00:10:10.000 So it's all like female fighters.
00:10:13.000 Or NBA Jam, but it's like Royce White and Ennis Cantor.
00:10:19.000 That could be funny.
00:10:20.000 Call it WNBA Jam.
00:10:21.000 WNBA Jam.
00:10:23.000 And all of the players, and you can be Kaitlin Clark.
00:10:26.000 WNBA Jam, it's all men.
00:10:27.000 Kaitlin Clark and what's her name?
00:10:31.000 Sophie Cunningham.
00:10:32.000 And you have them, and all the players keep fouling you.
00:10:35.000 No, but it's actually like girls on girls, but then if you know the secret pass, code, then yeah, you get the guys and they just right right, right and they're twice as fast and they can dunk there's dunking everybody.
00:10:46.000 Then you could bring in like that that, that french wait, and the final, the final game is, of course, you have to play against, like the 14 year old boys team.
00:10:55.000 Dude, I know how you do the Street Fighter, you do the Street Fighter one and like, what would happen is you could like, you could be honestly, you could like be President Trump and then you just like are like bowling over all of the like Democrats that he beat in, like 2016 or 2024, like anyone who ran for president, or, of course, you could be VP Vance.
00:11:16.000 But I think we need to have like a swim meet, too, where like how far can Riley Gaines swim or something like that, and then just goes up against.
00:11:26.000 I think the Street Fighter is a good idea, but it has to be the meme versions of everybody.
00:11:31.000 Yeah, no, it's like you get like Chuck Schumer, he's like your first opponent, he's like easy to beat.
00:11:37.000 Oh, wait, Actually, it should be we should have a Mario Kart version, and then we should have a A super Smash Bros.
00:11:48.000 And, like, what's the character that could turn into anyone else?
00:11:51.000 Kirby.
00:11:52.000 Is it Kirby?
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:54.000 Yeah, that would be actually a really funny scenario.
00:11:58.000 Who can turn into everybody else?
00:11:59.000 Kirby, yeah.
00:12:00.000 Kirby, huh?
00:12:01.000 I know, but who would that character be?
00:12:03.000 Wait, who were you just talking about before that?
00:12:06.000 I don't know.
00:12:07.000 Vance?
00:12:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:08.000 No, no, no.
00:12:09.000 You can turn into Marco Rubio, he turns into all the memes of him.
00:12:13.000 Oh!
00:12:13.000 So he's like the Kirby.
00:12:15.000 That is funny.
00:12:15.000 That's pretty good.
00:12:17.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:12:18.000 So, like, Marco Rubio, it's like that Marco Rubio has to be.
00:12:20.000 They should have, like, a Rubio meme builder, though.
00:12:22.000 Like, dress him up and all.
00:12:23.000 Kinds of different.
00:12:24.000 You'd have to call it like what?
00:12:25.000 Like the couch, instead of like Kirby.
00:12:26.000 It would be like Ruby or something, couch Rubio, you could.
00:12:31.000 You could do like uh Hedgehog, and every time he spins his face, turns into Abdul El Syed, trying to avoid talking about Hassan Piker.
00:12:40.000 Oh, gotta go fast.
00:12:42.000 All right, everyone here check this out.
00:12:43.000 You guys remember.
00:12:45.000 You guys remember Rampage.
00:12:46.000 Remember that the yes, the game Rampage dude.
00:12:48.000 So you call it DSA Rampage.
00:12:50.000 But every single city you start it's just already destroyed because it's run by the DSA.
00:12:55.000 That's funny.
00:12:57.000 You actually have to rebuild the city.
00:12:59.000 Yeah, you actually have to rebuild it.
00:13:00.000 And the monsters are like, hey, there's nothing to do.
00:13:03.000 They show up.
00:13:04.000 It's like everything's already broken.
00:13:06.000 Yeah.
00:13:07.000 Sim City, but you're just like, you're building new ballrooms and like monument rooms.
00:13:12.000 Oh my gosh.
00:13:15.000 It's literally.
00:13:16.000 Trump Sim City.
00:13:17.000 Trump Sim City.
00:13:19.000 You could have like a.
00:13:21.000 Fixing up the.
00:13:22.000 You could have like a.
00:13:23.000 One of those apps that help you women.
00:13:28.000 With their fertility, and it's just like all about AOC's fertility journey.
00:13:32.000 Ooh, lots of ideas here.
00:13:34.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:13:35.000 This is actually fun.
00:13:36.000 Like, what's the.
00:13:37.000 Oof.
00:13:38.000 Gavin Newsom's.
00:13:40.000 Gavin, Greasy Gavin's.
00:13:43.000 Something like, can he squeeze out of tight spots?
00:13:46.000 Yeah.
00:13:47.000 You could do Trump's Golden Dome Missile Command.
00:13:49.000 Do you ever play that Missile Command game where they're coming in and shooting down Iranian missiles?
00:13:53.000 Like, plane going, just shoots up.
00:13:55.000 I forget what the name of that one is.
00:13:57.000 You know, it's like very pixelated, and you're just like moving the.
00:14:00.000 Well, like the one where the ICBMs are coming for your city.
00:14:03.000 It's like the oldest video game ever made, basically.
00:14:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:06.000 Missile Command is the original game.
00:14:10.000 Star Fox and do a SpaceX thing.
00:14:15.000 Ooh, SpaceX.
00:14:16.000 You can do a Zelda spinoff.
00:14:18.000 What would you be doing?
00:14:19.000 The Legend of.
00:14:21.000 Yeah.
00:14:23.000 The Legend of RFK?
00:14:24.000 I don't know.
00:14:25.000 I feel like Brandon Gill could have a character.
00:14:28.000 We need to explore this.
00:14:29.000 What about something like, okay, you remember Paperboy?
00:14:32.000 You could do fake news.
00:14:34.000 You could do fake news paperboy where it's like he's throwing out the New York Times to everybody, but then you have to get away because every time somebody reads it, they get mad and they try to come after you.
00:14:46.000 And you're like angering the town.
00:14:48.000 You have to tie in all of Trump's libel lawsuits or something.
00:14:54.000 You have to tie those in.
00:14:56.000 Oh, so those would be like the bonuses.
00:14:58.000 No, no, no.
00:14:59.000 If you hit a libel lawsuit, you lose points.
00:15:02.000 I think this Trump savings one is supposed to kind of be your duck.
00:15:07.000 Hunt.
00:15:07.000 You're like kind of clicking all the flying pieces of money to fill the Trump account.
00:15:11.000 But anyway, everyone should check this out.
00:15:13.000 It's a lot of fun.
00:15:14.000 They have another one coming out.
00:15:15.000 I hope they get the Build the Wall Tetris one to work so that you can score points in it.
00:15:18.000 Space Force Invader.
00:15:21.000 There's so many things you could do with this.
00:15:22.000 It's a lot.
00:15:23.000 But another topic.
00:15:25.000 They actually do link to Election Integrity, Save America, Trump accounts.
00:15:30.000 So you can actually click it and it takes you to actual government stuff.
00:15:34.000 So there is a serious aspect to it.
00:15:36.000 Yeah.
00:15:36.000 And I think.
00:15:38.000 This sort of stuff, it does not take that.
00:15:40.000 I suspect this was maybe a weekend project by someone in the admin.
00:15:43.000 It's a very cute one.
00:15:44.000 It reminds us of, you know, they actually have, they set another record for deportations last month, and I suspect they'll set another record this month.
00:15:52.000 So, they're getting a lot done.
00:15:55.000 But speaking of getting things done, this is a topic I was really excited.
00:16:00.000 I have thought of so many of these that I don't want to say publicly.
00:16:05.000 No, me too.
00:16:05.000 I've had a few times.
00:16:07.000 Fair enough.
00:16:07.000 This is stock crime, though.
00:16:08.000 True enough.
00:16:09.000 True enough.
00:16:10.000 No, I know.
00:16:11.000 I know.
00:16:12.000 But I'm just going to say it.
00:16:13.000 Just going to leave it at that.
00:16:15.000 So, that's the bonus paid episode of the show.
00:16:18.000 Just kidding.
00:16:20.000 All right, let's go.
00:16:22.000 All right.
00:16:23.000 So, I was really excited to talk about this.
00:16:24.000 This went viral on X. Over the weekend and during this week.
00:16:29.000 And it's because someone made a website which is just simply, where would you live?
00:16:35.000 I think it was where I'd live is like the name of it.
00:16:37.000 And you just fill out.
00:16:38.000 I just thought long and hard about it.
00:16:39.000 Yes, I noticed that.
00:16:40.000 So yeah, whereidlive.com/slash maps.
00:16:43.000 You can get one for neighborhoods.
00:16:45.000 You can get it for major U.S. cities.
00:16:47.000 You can get one for every country in Europe, every country in the world.
00:16:51.000 But the one that went really viral was just map of the United States and you can fill it out and say, I'd definitely, maybe, Never, whatever you want, 100% live in each U.S. state.
00:17:04.000 And I just sent it around and said, guys, we have to fill this out and say, where would you be willing to live?
00:17:11.000 Who's up first?
00:17:12.000 Tyler.
00:17:14.000 I mean, Russ filled his out, but he's not here.
00:17:16.000 Tyler, let's throw up his B roll three.
00:17:20.000 All right, so that's the Tyler map.
00:17:21.000 So red means definitely wouldn't live there.
00:17:24.000 Blue means absolutely would live there.
00:17:26.000 Light blue means.
00:17:27.000 Light blue is like, you know, considerate, open to it.
00:17:30.000 Yellow and brown are kind of the medium ones.
00:17:32.000 Is it brown?
00:17:33.000 I'm So colorblind.
00:17:34.000 So yellow is maybe.
00:17:38.000 Light red or whatever orange it is is like would consider it.
00:17:43.000 Red is, I'm sorry, no, would never, would not.
00:17:46.000 No, ours is probably not.
00:17:47.000 Red is categorically not.
00:17:48.000 And then light blue is would consider it.
00:17:51.000 And then blue is.
00:17:52.000 Wait, all right.
00:17:53.000 You would live in Maine?
00:17:55.000 Forget that.
00:17:56.000 You'd absolutely live in Jersey.
00:17:57.000 That's a top five city for you?
00:17:59.000 Cape May.
00:18:00.000 Okay.
00:18:01.000 So that's like one thing that I was going to say about.
00:18:05.000 Cape May.
00:18:06.000 You know, certain places like, like Tyler, I knew you were going to say that about Cape May, but like, it's like if there's one space in the entire state that you would live, would you still say absolutely?
00:18:17.000 That's, that's why I was kind of like, it's part of the maybe, right?
00:18:20.000 Like, yeah, you didn't put a maybe.
00:18:22.000 You put it absolutely.
00:18:22.000 No, I'm saying, but I'm saying the maybes are like, are there maybe a place that I would live?
00:18:28.000 Maybe if the blue states are, there's a place in that state I would definitely live.
00:18:32.000 Okay.
00:18:33.000 Yeah.
00:18:33.000 That's what I figured.
00:18:34.000 Tyler, you clearly belong on the East. Coast, you are already mentally here, my friend, and I think you just need to join us.
00:18:41.000 I think that's not true.
00:18:42.000 I have to come.
00:18:43.000 I could make it work in all the light blue states, even though I was maybe questionable.
00:18:48.000 Iowa might be.
00:18:48.000 I'm surprised you put California as a yellow.
00:18:51.000 I mean, there's somewhere I could live there.
00:18:54.000 Yeah.
00:18:54.000 Like where you're from.
00:18:55.000 I could, like, I would not balk it.
00:18:57.000 You put New Hampshire in there, too.
00:18:59.000 I would live in New Hampshire in a heartbeat.
00:19:01.000 Really?
00:19:01.000 New Hampshire's got a lot about it.
00:19:03.000 That's nice.
00:19:04.000 I'm more surprised.
00:19:05.000 Like I said, Jersey.
00:19:06.000 Also, you're pretty down on Texas.
00:19:08.000 You have Texas.
00:19:09.000 I do not.
00:19:09.000 I'm not a big Texas.
00:19:10.000 Is orange nowhere in Texas?
00:19:12.000 Not a big Texas.
00:19:12.000 It's a pretty big state.
00:19:13.000 I've been to a lot of places in Texas.
00:19:15.000 There's not a lot of places I can envision myself liking to live.
00:19:18.000 Nevada, light blue.
00:19:19.000 Thank you.
00:19:20.000 I'll take it.
00:19:20.000 Nevada, I could figure it out.
00:19:23.000 Vegas is not that far off from Phoenix.
00:19:25.000 It's very similar.
00:19:27.000 No, especially on the western side of the city.
00:19:31.000 I'm a big.
00:19:32.000 I like conveniences.
00:19:33.000 So I like conveniences, or it has to be extremely, extremely beautiful.
00:19:39.000 And honestly, the pattern I'm seeing here, I feel like.
00:19:44.000 Yours does kind of closely match to has turning point related political operations.
00:19:50.000 Like, why is Iowa light blue otherwise?
00:19:52.000 Like, I was fine, but I don't see why I was definitively better than Nebraska.
00:19:58.000 So, is that definitely just where Tyler wants to live?
00:20:00.000 Is that actually what you've been doing with Turning Point Action all this time?
00:20:03.000 I mean, I mean, yeah, I mean, let's no, no, not where I want to live.
00:20:06.000 I mean, I was not like much in Wyoming, he's right, but look, I mean, could I find, yeah, fair, gainful employment with my resume?
00:20:13.000 Yeah, I mean, all right, next, all right, next one, let's do Andrew's next.
00:20:17.000 All right, he's got yours is like you put a lot of thought in this.
00:20:20.000 We need to describe this to people because.
00:20:22.000 Like, he's got all over.
00:20:24.000 So, this is red for everything in the mind of a madman.
00:20:28.000 He's got red for New York, New Jersey, all of New England.
00:20:32.000 You have red, Washington, even though you went there.
00:20:35.000 Nice snow to New England.
00:20:37.000 You have red, Utah, Colorado, red, New Mexico, but then you're blue for the other Mountain West states.
00:20:44.000 You're light blue for California.
00:20:46.000 No offense to the Mormons.
00:20:47.000 You are a California approver.
00:20:49.000 You are light blue on California.
00:20:50.000 I sort of, I mean, I moved directly from.
00:20:53.000 To Phoenix after we lost Charlie from California.
00:20:55.000 Is Utah an anti Mormon stance?
00:20:57.000 No, no, no.
00:20:58.000 It's not about the Mormon.
00:20:59.000 It's just too many bad memories.
00:21:01.000 Oh, well, yeah.
00:21:01.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:02.000 Yeah.
00:21:03.000 I just had to go there for the bind over hearing.
00:21:06.000 Yeah.
00:21:06.000 Also, you have Mississippi.
00:21:09.000 You have Mississippi two tiers lower.
00:21:11.000 It's so beautiful, but it's just ruined.
00:21:13.000 You have Mississippi two tiers lower than anything else in the South.
00:21:16.000 Yeah, because I spent a lot of time in Mississippi and Alabama, and I liked Alabama way more.
00:21:21.000 Okay.
00:21:22.000 All right.
00:21:22.000 Okay.
00:21:22.000 So you have experience.
00:21:23.000 I actually could straight up live in Mobile, Alabama.
00:21:26.000 Very happily.
00:21:27.000 I have a friend from Mobile.
00:21:30.000 Mobile is the most underrated town in the entire South.
00:21:34.000 Really?
00:21:34.000 Yeah.
00:21:35.000 It's like great water, great food.
00:21:37.000 Did you know that the people that ended up doing the French Quarter, I think it was like some French guy who ended up doing the city layout for New Orleans, he started in Mobile.
00:21:48.000 So it was his first draft.
00:21:51.000 And it's still a great city.
00:21:53.000 Yeah, Florida, because of the taxes and, you know, it's just a waste of work.
00:21:57.000 Mobile, I got to say, by the way, They have Wawa in Mobile, Alabama.
00:22:00.000 And yes, I do know that off the top of my head.
00:22:02.000 You know what's funny?
00:22:03.000 I actually struggle with this a little bit.
00:22:05.000 Tennessee, I genuinely do really enjoy Tennessee.
00:22:09.000 And it's not just Nashville.
00:22:10.000 Nashville's actually kind of a low light for me.
00:22:12.000 I like the hills and the horse farms and stuff like that.
00:22:16.000 Franklin Street.
00:22:16.000 Charlie used to always say, I can't stand being in Tennessee.
00:22:21.000 I don't know why, but he just, I mean, he liked the people there a lot, but he just, I remember telling him, like, well, maybe we should have some operation in Tennessee.
00:22:29.000 In Tennessee, he was like, absolutely not.
00:22:31.000 Absolutely not.
00:22:32.000 But yeah, I'm a Mountain West guy, man.
00:22:35.000 But the Pacific Northwest is too liberal.
00:22:38.000 Idaho and Montana are gorgeous.
00:22:39.000 Wyoming's gorgeous.
00:22:41.000 Nevada's gorgeous, even though it's desert.
00:22:43.000 It's my home state.
00:22:44.000 So yeah, that's my map.
00:22:45.000 Colorado.
00:22:46.000 Andrew, of course, hates all the white states for some reason.
00:22:50.000 Why do you hate the white states, Andrew?
00:22:51.000 Are you anti white?
00:22:53.000 That's not true.
00:22:54.000 I got, what are you talking about?
00:22:57.000 New England.
00:22:58.000 Missouri.
00:22:58.000 Missouri's pretty white.
00:23:00.000 Uh, as white as New England, you know what?
00:23:02.000 Okay, Missouri is probably a weird one in there because Missouri, Eric Schmidt, and I went on this like back and forth text chain for like quite a while talking about all the beautiful places in Missouri.
00:23:14.000 While I was flying over Missouri, I just had the Wi Fi up and I was texting, I was like, I see Kansas City, and I, you know, and then I was like, man, this is actually some really beautiful stuff down there, and I never think about Missouri being beautiful.
00:23:26.000 And he's like, man, this state is so beautiful, people.
00:23:29.000 And anyway, so I've checked it out quite a bit, and it's a beautiful state.
00:23:33.000 Andrew's map is basically a red versus blue map minus Utah and California.
00:23:39.000 Yeah.
00:23:42.000 You're very much influenced by.
00:23:44.000 And he's an Indiana hater.
00:23:45.000 Indiana's a nice place.
00:23:46.000 No, listen, it's too close to Chicago.
00:23:49.000 They voted for Obama.
00:23:50.000 Okay, yeah, so did a lot of people.
00:23:53.000 No, I just got nothing.
00:23:55.000 I don't have anything for Indiana.
00:23:56.000 I just got zero connections.
00:23:58.000 The only person that I'm connected to in Indiana is Sophie Cunningham and Caitlin Clark.
00:24:03.000 Or Andrew Posting Cole again.
00:24:06.000 Posting Cole Vet.
00:24:08.000 So we call him Andrew Posting Cole Vet.
00:24:10.000 Oh, he's got you there.
00:24:12.000 Cole Vet.
00:24:14.000 But that's no disrespect to Citizen Kane, Citizen Free Press.
00:24:18.000 He's our boy.
00:24:19.000 Still our boy, Blue.
00:24:20.000 All right.
00:24:21.000 He's the Indiana fan.
00:24:21.000 All right.
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00:25:41.000 I think it's time for Jack's map.
00:25:42.000 Let's see what Jack the Jacksters got.
00:25:45.000 Okay.
00:25:46.000 All right.
00:25:46.000 We've got a gigantic wall of for most of the country and absolute hard no on California.
00:25:55.000 And then Jack is hardcore East Coasting it up.
00:25:57.000 He's just got light blue for.
00:26:00.000 West Virginia, Virginia down to Georgia.
00:26:02.000 Very straightforward.
00:26:03.000 And he's like, maybe for New York, New Jersey, Maryland, most of New England.
00:26:08.000 Florida is a hard no.
00:26:09.000 So your only blues.
00:26:10.000 It's a hard no.
00:26:11.000 It's a probably not.
00:26:12.000 Your only blues are Pennsylvania, of course, and Maine.
00:26:15.000 Okay.
00:26:16.000 Why Maine?
00:26:17.000 Yes.
00:26:17.000 Jack, because I love Maine.
00:26:19.000 It's the most beautiful state in the Union.
00:26:21.000 Before you answer anything, Jack, it's very clear you're a 13 colonies guy.
00:26:25.000 We get it.
00:26:26.000 That's it.
00:26:26.000 Yep.
00:26:28.000 Jack will only live where America was birthed.
00:26:33.000 Precisely.
00:26:34.000 And Alaska for sure.
00:26:35.000 Yeah, because we tried to get you to move out to Phoenix a couple of times.
00:26:37.000 Charlie worked you over on that, and you actually thought about it, though.
00:26:42.000 No, no, I certainly considered it, but that would have been very much like a, like, I'm moving for work kind of thing, not like a, I wouldn't move for any other reason than that.
00:26:56.000 Like, in a vacuum.
00:26:59.000 And by the way, that's kind of what I'm using as this map.
00:27:02.000 It's like in a vacuum.
00:27:04.000 You know, if I, if I wanted to live, you know anywhere, I want to live Maine or Pennsylvania um, that's kind of the dream obviously is to is to, like you know, have a place in Maine, which I don't, and then and then like be able to do summers up there, that kind of thing.
00:27:18.000 Yeah um, so you know it's interesting and uh, you know, my family's got, uh got ties to Maine, so i've been going up there since I was a kid and uh obviously Pennsylvania, just just love Pennsylvania, there's no question.
00:27:29.000 Plus, I also told Tanya Tay once that I don't think I could live anywhere that doesn't have a Waha, so potentially Mobile would be on the list.
00:27:36.000 However, It is not in Eastern time zone, and I am very much an Eastern time zone supremacist.
00:27:42.000 The world should be run on Eastern Time.
00:27:44.000 And in fact, we should, while we're renaming things, I actually think that we should, and we're looking at like daylight savings.
00:27:50.000 And of course, we've had that debate on here.
00:27:52.000 We should take Greenwich Mean Time away from the British.
00:27:56.000 It should be Greenwich, Connecticut.
00:27:59.000 We should take all of that away from them and make it ours.
00:28:02.000 The world runs on the American East Coast.
00:28:05.000 That's where I want to live.
00:28:06.000 And that's what we're doing.
00:28:06.000 We have Lake America now.
00:28:07.000 We have Gulf of America.
00:28:10.000 I have a different take on Lake America.
00:28:12.000 I think that Trump should have renamed it Lake New York.
00:28:18.000 He's from New York.
00:28:20.000 He shouldn't.
00:28:21.000 Yeah, but that's like he hates Kathy Hochul.
00:28:24.000 No, but we already got the Gulf of America makes sense because it was the Gulf of Mexico.
00:28:28.000 We renamed it from country name to sort of our country name.
00:28:34.000 It was Lake Ontario, which was named after the province.
00:28:37.000 Actually, it wasn't, but prior to the province.
00:28:39.000 Yeah, the province is named after the land.
00:28:42.000 Okay, but it's named after.
00:28:44.000 But also, wasn't York the original name of Toronto?
00:28:49.000 York, right?
00:28:50.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:28:51.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:28:52.000 So if you name it New York, then maybe you could say it's not actually an insult because they'll say it's being named the original city.
00:28:58.000 No, it's extra insulting.
00:28:59.000 That way, it's extra deliciously insulting to call it like New York because it's not York.
00:29:04.000 It's New York.
00:29:05.000 And then it would have been.
00:29:07.000 But even that York was still based on the York from England.
00:29:10.000 Yeah, but all the Libs New Yorkers couldn't be upset about it.
00:29:13.000 What if we named it.
00:29:14.000 We know they hate America, but Libs in New York.
00:29:18.000 What if we named it Canada sucks?
00:29:20.000 Carey Lake.
00:29:21.000 We had that going on.
00:29:23.000 We had that going on in Arizona.
00:29:26.000 I tweeted out during that original.
00:29:28.000 I was like, we should name, once she becomes governor, Carrie Lake.
00:29:31.000 Carrie Lake.
00:29:33.000 That's really funny.
00:29:34.000 You know, Arizona would be the perfect state if we would have extended the southern border of the state to actually touch the sea.
00:29:42.000 That's what President Polk wanted.
00:29:44.000 He got betrayed by his negotiator.
00:29:46.000 You've talked about this so many times on Thought Crime.
00:29:48.000 You send these plenipotentiary negotiators, and this guy just said, take more of it.
00:29:52.000 And the guy just wussed out.
00:29:54.000 It will be at some point when we declare war against the cartels and we actually take that back.
00:30:00.000 People will, in you know, historians will go through and be like, where did they get this idea to invade this strip of Mexico and reclaim it for Arizona?
00:30:11.000 And they'll bring it back to this.
00:30:13.000 What do you mean?
00:30:14.000 Or do you take all Baja?
00:30:16.000 Like all of Baja.
00:30:19.000 I don't know.
00:30:20.000 I mean, you might be taking on too much debt with that.
00:30:23.000 There might be too much debt that comes with that.
00:30:24.000 I don't know.
00:30:25.000 But my point is, we can't do it today.
00:30:27.000 Regardless of what we take, they'll still bring it back to the.
00:30:30.000 There was a podcast called Thought Crime that was run that wouldn't shut up about it.
00:30:34.000 The thing about it.
00:30:35.000 For years.
00:30:37.000 The thing that stinks about it is.
00:30:39.000 When Polk wanted it, it was literally empty.
00:30:42.000 It was like 10,000 people in the whole area.
00:30:44.000 It was as empty as California.
00:30:45.000 We actually could have just taken it and been.
00:30:47.000 Then it would be filled with Americans.
00:30:50.000 We would have huge shipping right out of the South.
00:30:54.000 We would have additional states.
00:30:56.000 Yeah, we'd have a bigger Arizona.
00:30:58.000 We could have.
00:30:58.000 Two Californias.
00:31:00.000 That would probably be a red state.
00:31:01.000 Did Polk want Baja too?
00:31:03.000 Yeah, he wants.
00:31:04.000 So, Polk's idea, he wanted all of Baja.
00:31:06.000 He wanted like the northern, maybe quarter of Mexico or so, just keep going down, like Chihuahua, Durango.
00:31:12.000 That was all empty then.
00:31:14.000 And then he also wanted Yucatan.
00:31:15.000 That would have been dicey.
00:31:16.000 We shouldn't have taken Yucatan.
00:31:17.000 That would have been bad stuff.
00:31:19.000 You'd be involved.
00:31:20.000 Yeah, and like there's wars going on.
00:31:23.000 Anyway, people want to see my map.
00:31:25.000 So, I guess I have to.
00:31:26.000 We have to stop hiding the Blake map.
00:31:27.000 Throw it up.
00:31:29.000 That's right.
00:31:30.000 I can live in every state except one.
00:31:34.000 I do not like California.
00:31:36.000 I will never live in California.
00:31:38.000 I can live anywhere.
00:31:40.000 Yes, it is.
00:31:41.000 It is absolutely worse than New York.
00:31:43.000 It is unbelievable.
00:31:45.000 It is unbelievable to me.
00:31:46.000 I just say I could live in Chicago.
00:31:47.000 I could live in Illinois.
00:31:48.000 It is unbelievable to me that you would live in California, but you.
00:31:51.000 I won't.
00:31:52.000 I would not live in California.
00:31:53.000 But you would live in Colorado or New Mexico or Hawaii.
00:31:56.000 I can live in a lot of places.
00:31:57.000 I just, I get stressed out the moment I'm in California.
00:32:01.000 That state bothers me.
00:32:02.000 There's something profoundly wrong with it.
00:32:05.000 But I can live everywhere else.
00:32:07.000 Like, come on.
00:32:07.000 Have you been to New Mexico?
00:32:08.000 Yeah, I went to New Mexico over Memorial Day.
00:32:11.000 I still think we should have a place in New Mexico.
00:32:14.000 New Mexico is actually gorgeous.
00:32:17.000 It's nice to drive through.
00:32:18.000 I like white sands.
00:32:19.000 It's the best resources politically.
00:32:22.000 I think it's, you know it better than I do.
00:32:24.000 I know you always disagree with me.
00:32:25.000 But when I look at the vote margins, I'm like, if we wait, if we wait.
00:32:29.000 Actually, you guys want a really spicy, a flaming hot thought crime.
00:32:34.000 And this is a thought crime that's specifically endemic to this podcast.
00:32:39.000 I would rather live in New Mexico than Arizona.
00:32:43.000 What?
00:32:43.000 Wow.
00:32:46.000 Why?
00:32:47.000 Shane.
00:32:47.000 Do you have like a method?
00:32:50.000 Because of Santa Fe.
00:32:51.000 No, because of Santa Fe.
00:32:53.000 Oh, Santa Fe is cool.
00:32:53.000 Yeah, Santa Fe is fine.
00:32:54.000 Again, I colored every state blue.
00:32:57.000 I can't.
00:32:58.000 Time out.
00:32:58.000 Super lib.
00:32:59.000 Santa Fe is so lib.
00:33:01.000 Isn't Cape May?
00:33:02.000 So is Cape May.
00:33:03.000 Well, actually, Cape May is not.
00:33:03.000 Cape May and the southern part of the state.
00:33:05.000 No, Cape May is not.
00:33:06.000 That's not true.
00:33:06.000 That's not true at all.
00:33:08.000 Okay.
00:33:08.000 No, I like Santa Fe.
00:33:10.000 I think Santa Fe is cool.
00:33:11.000 I think it's cool.
00:33:12.000 The reason I actually had every state blue, like every.
00:33:15.000 It's also the oldest city in America.
00:33:16.000 I am generally a tolerant guy who can, you know, I can live pretty easily in most places.
00:33:20.000 I lived in D.C.
00:33:21.000 It was fine, even though obviously it's lib and taxing and all of that.
00:33:26.000 And that's obviously going to be a problem if you live in New York or Chicago.
00:33:30.000 But California has the special vulnerability to truly deranged DSA driven extremism in a way that I think no other state has.
00:33:41.000 Like, I think only California.
00:33:43.000 New Mexico has it bad, actually.
00:33:44.000 New Mexico has some, but California.
00:33:46.000 They came after Charlie and they just did it to.
00:33:49.000 I'm not talking about ghouls.
00:33:51.000 Tommy Laren.
00:33:51.000 I'm not talking about ghouls who throw firebombs, even though that's a problem, but that happens in a lot of places.
00:33:56.000 I'm talking California is the sort of place where you will get them to just pass a law where they'll just take 40% of your money as like an excise wealth tax, which they're voting on in a couple months.
00:34:07.000 That is California's special breed of horrible.
00:34:10.000 And it's way too crowded.
00:34:11.000 Like it stresses one out to be in any city of California, I feel, because it's been illegal to build any new roads there since.
00:34:21.000 Probably Elvis Presley was alive.
00:34:24.000 And just, I don't know.
00:34:26.000 I get the shakes every time I'm in California.
00:34:28.000 Don't like it.
00:34:29.000 Something is wrong there.
00:34:30.000 That's how I feel about Utah.
00:34:31.000 Yeah, but my feeling is.
00:34:33.000 That's how I feel about Utah.
00:34:34.000 And actually, that's how I felt about Utah even before what happened last year.
00:34:38.000 And I've just always felt kind of weirded out there.
00:34:40.000 My litmus test here is just is there somewhere there that I could live and really, really like to live there?
00:34:49.000 Okay.
00:34:50.000 California.
00:34:50.000 That's what I'm saying about like.
00:34:53.000 Yeah, I would say that about San Jose, New Mexico, Cape May, New Jersey, you know, certain parts of like certain parts of Delaware, I suppose.
00:35:00.000 But like the Florida area.
00:35:01.000 That's why I put as my solid blue is like, would I actively look at buying property there?
00:35:06.000 Yes.
00:35:07.000 That's the other thing with California for me that most of these states, even the blue ones, have their like very red areas.
00:35:16.000 California's actually been so overrun that the places you think of as the Republican parts of California, other than really tiny counties in the north, Those don't exist anymore.
00:35:28.000 Orange County is now a bunch of Democrat stuff.
00:35:31.000 Central Valley is heavily illegal immigrant.
00:35:34.000 Do you guys ever see the movie with Robert Downey Jr. called Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang?
00:35:38.000 No.
00:35:39.000 No, he's got this guy.
00:35:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:41.000 It's like a Christmas movie kind of thing.
00:35:42.000 He's got this great line in it.
00:35:44.000 He said, It's like somebody took the country and shook it from the East Coast, and everybody's sane managed to hold on, and everybody else fell into California.
00:35:53.000 And there is some truth to that.
00:35:56.000 It is especially.
00:35:57.000 That's a great line.
00:35:57.000 We have multiple requests from the audience.
00:36:00.000 They say they want us to speculate what Charlie's map would have looked like if he did this.
00:36:05.000 And I'm really wondering about that.
00:36:06.000 Obviously, Arizona Blue.
00:36:07.000 He loved Montana.
00:36:09.000 He talked about how he'd have to flee to Florida if the libs here got to.
00:36:15.000 Aggro on turning points.
00:36:16.000 So we know Florida's blue.
00:36:18.000 Florida.
00:36:18.000 He visited Maine a lot.
00:36:21.000 He visited Montana a lot.
00:36:22.000 He was visiting Montana.
00:36:24.000 He liked Boise, I feel.
00:36:26.000 I remember him liking when we went to that Christian school there.
00:36:30.000 He always talked about Alaska.
00:36:32.000 He talked about Alaska.
00:36:33.000 That's true.
00:36:36.000 He used to complain about the politics in California.
00:36:40.000 He loved California.
00:36:41.000 Would he go back ever to Illinois?
00:36:43.000 Could he tolerate Illinois at all or was that permanent exile?
00:36:48.000 He loved it there, but I don't think he would have ever lived there again.
00:36:52.000 You know what's funny about that?
00:36:54.000 In the very early days, when I first met Charlie, he was so hardcore about Illinois.
00:37:01.000 He was like, This is the greatest state.
00:37:02.000 You can't convince me otherwise.
00:37:03.000 It's the greatest state.
00:37:04.000 You can't convince me otherwise.
00:37:05.000 The best people.
00:37:05.000 He loved people.
00:37:07.000 One time, so we had taken our entire staff after training to a Cubs game.
00:37:12.000 It was my idea.
00:37:13.000 It was like the first time that we'd ever funded a team builder because Turning Point didn't have enough money.
00:37:17.000 Before that, to do like team building, so we bought cheap seats and kind of the nosebleeds at Wrigley, which is still pretty expensive.
00:37:25.000 But he was like, Oh, yeah, Cubs guys are the best.
00:37:26.000 He's a huge Cubs fan, right?
00:37:27.000 And so he and I drove in his car, like he drove me, and we went all the way into the city.
00:37:33.000 And so he started from his house to drive all the way into the city, and it took like legitimately like two and a half hours.
00:37:38.000 I'm like, Well, we were going, and then we got near the stadium, there was nowhere to park, and like I was like, throughout, I was just like slowly working on it.
00:37:46.000 I'm like, Man, this is not really great, this is like a really bad.
00:37:50.000 Like, yeah, he's like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:37:53.000 And then when he moved out here, he loved the convenience factor.
00:37:58.000 He loved because it was really COVID that got him permanently out here.
00:38:01.000 It was a little bit before COVID, but I'm trying to think after starting to date Erica and then that.
00:38:05.000 But like, then he was like here, and then he was like, oh, yeah, this is so much.
00:38:08.000 This is the convenience factor because he lived his life that was like, well, he also loved the sun and the topography, he likes seeing mountains, but just like the convenience.
00:38:17.000 Wait, so I you keep saying convenience factor, but like, one of the main reasons that I didn't move to Phoenix was because I thought it was so inconvenient.
00:38:25.000 So, what do you mean, convenience?
00:38:26.000 Dude, no, Phoenix, no matter where you live, you are within a half hour.
00:38:30.000 You're within literally 0.3 miles of everything that you need to be.
00:38:34.000 And it's not like the East Coast has a terrible thing, like New Jersey and a lot of places.
00:38:39.000 Yeah, see, I hate it.
00:38:40.000 Note when he says 0.3 miles, to me, that feels like a lot of prison, but you can drive there at 60 miles.
00:38:45.000 I hate that.
00:38:45.000 I'm telling you, I actually hate that.
00:38:47.000 The convenience of everything is so good, but in the East Coast, it's like jug and like Dallas is this way too.
00:38:53.000 It's like jug handles and exiting takes like five to Eight minutes, like the thing that drives me crazy is like you have to exit, it takes forever to exit to get off the freeway.
00:39:01.000 Us, it's like you get off the freeway, and like within like two seconds, you're at your New Jersey.
00:39:08.000 Well, unfortunately, it's New Jersey that's like extremely poor.
00:39:10.000 Like, it's that's just a Jersey thing, the jug handles, by the way.
00:39:13.000 That's not like all of these, but Texas has something similar to that.
00:39:16.000 The Texas, yeah, no, Texas is, yeah, I know what you mean.
00:39:20.000 It's like the big freeways, it's like the thing that drives me nuts about Dallas is like you can see.
00:39:26.000 Your destination almost everywhere you go, like, you could see it, and it still takes you like 15 minutes to get up there.
00:39:32.000 It reminds me of walking on foot in Vegas, where you're like, oh, the cosmos just there.
00:39:36.000 I see it right there.
00:39:37.000 And you walk, and it's like an hour later.
00:39:39.000 You're like, how?
00:39:41.000 How did this take so long to get such a short distance?
00:39:45.000 But yeah, Texas is really hot, for example.
00:39:49.000 Everybody wanted to move to Austin at one point, right?
00:39:52.000 But Austin is, in my opinion, hotter than Phoenix in the summer because it's also humid.
00:39:57.000 It's sweaty.
00:39:57.000 It's sweaty.
00:39:58.000 It's more humid than D.C., actually, on average.
00:40:01.000 Is it really?
00:40:01.000 Yeah.
00:40:02.000 Interesting.
00:40:03.000 I love people's school.
00:40:04.000 And by the way, you mentioned my Florida thing.
00:40:07.000 I'm just not, you know, Florida is a lot.
00:40:11.000 And in fact, a lot of people who move to Florida move out after like a year or two.
00:40:15.000 My brother just moved out of Florida.
00:40:17.000 And it's because it's just sort of a lot to, you know, to deal with, to take in.
00:40:24.000 It's very different from, you know, the rest of the country.
00:40:28.000 It's very much its own thing.
00:40:29.000 Now, some people love it.
00:40:30.000 I like it in small doses, but no, I couldn't live there.
00:40:33.000 I can't stand Florida when we're there.
00:40:36.000 Like, even in December, the gala, when we're there for the gala, it's like way worse in Florida in December than it is here in July, weather wise.
00:40:43.000 What I do like about Florida is because Florida's weather and humidity is unfathomably terrible.
00:40:50.000 What?
00:40:51.000 No, December's terrible.
00:40:52.000 December in Florida is great.
00:40:53.000 No, it's still a humid.
00:40:54.000 December in Florida is nice.
00:40:55.000 What are you talking about?
00:40:56.000 No, Florida's awful.
00:40:57.000 Florida weather is always awful.
00:40:58.000 No way.
00:40:59.000 Florida weather is always awful.
00:41:00.000 It's chilly, but what Florida has, what Florida has, Is because their weather is so uniformly terrible, all they have is having good government.
00:41:10.000 So Florida is just by far the best governor state on a day to day level.
00:41:14.000 Let's see Foz's map.
00:41:17.000 Seven.
00:41:18.000 Producer Foz.
00:41:19.000 I guess they're not going to throw it up.
00:41:24.000 Oh, fascinating.
00:41:25.000 Upper Midwest hater.
00:41:26.000 Yeah, he's a big Midwest hater.
00:41:28.000 West Coast hater.
00:41:28.000 He just absolutely despises the old Rust Belt.
00:41:33.000 Yeah, that's an interesting map, Foz.
00:41:35.000 Interesting.
00:41:36.000 Florida, Alabama.
00:41:38.000 He's with me on Alabama.
00:41:39.000 I think we're the only two, but he's the only one to put Texas.
00:41:42.000 Wait, no to New Hampshire, but yes to Maine?
00:41:44.000 I don't understand that one.
00:41:47.000 Well, he's a New Yorker.
00:41:47.000 I mean, they're both Hobbsy ones.
00:41:49.000 I'm kind of surprised.
00:41:50.000 That's just not spending enough time in New Hampshire.
00:41:53.000 That's all that is.
00:41:54.000 It's the same thing.
00:41:56.000 Yeah, it's the same thing.
00:41:57.000 It's the same state, but it's.
00:41:58.000 Yeah, actually, and New Hampshire, politically speaking, is much better.
00:42:02.000 Yeah.
00:42:03.000 So, I mean, like, why would you.
00:42:05.000 I don't understand.
00:42:05.000 If you're looking at New England, why wouldn't you look at New Hampshire?
00:42:08.000 Yeah, that doesn't, that's the only thing.
00:42:11.000 Everything else I could, I totally understand here logically, except for the New Hampshire hatred.
00:42:18.000 I don't understand Wyoming yellow, though.
00:42:20.000 If you like Idaho, Montana, I mean, Wyoming's a little bit more backwards in a good way, in my opinion.
00:42:26.000 It's way more open.
00:42:28.000 You and Fawz here have, I should have probably gone with Alabama because the Gulf Shores and all that's like basically the same as where I would want to live in Florida.
00:42:39.000 Yeah.
00:42:39.000 It's good.
00:42:40.000 It's good.
00:42:41.000 All right.
00:42:41.000 By the way, New Hampshire has Lake Winnipesaukee, which is just absolutely gorgeous.
00:42:46.000 Unbelievable.
00:42:47.000 I will note Lake Winnipesaukee is unbelievable.
00:42:50.000 It's about an hour away from Boston.
00:42:53.000 So you can fly into Boston and be there within an hour.
00:42:56.000 It has a massive ski resort at the base of it.
00:42:59.000 And it's one of the most beautiful lakes in America.
00:43:02.000 Look, guys, I don't want to be that guy, but I will just note that their current argument appears to be in this state, they have this thing called a lake.
00:43:11.000 The lake is a body of water that you can engage in recreation on.
00:43:15.000 I will note, guys, many states have lakes, and many of them are ugly.
00:43:19.000 Not true.
00:43:19.000 Not true.
00:43:21.000 Because did you know that my son and I, my kids, we do all these state trivia games?
00:43:29.000 And I didn't even know this, but apparently the state of Maryland does not have any natural lakes.
00:43:33.000 Actually, quite a few are like that.
00:43:34.000 I think Texas has like zero natural lakes.
00:43:37.000 Yeah, but they have reservoirs.
00:43:39.000 It's like Saudi Arabia not having any rivers, which of course makes sense because it's Saudi Arabia.
00:43:43.000 More of the country than you'd think has just no natural lakes.
00:43:47.000 They create artificial ones using dams.
00:43:49.000 Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
00:43:50.000 Like Lake Travis and Cado Lake is the only natural lake in Texas.
00:43:56.000 Yeah, but in comparison, I don't know, as an upper Midwesterner, Lakes are not interesting because the glaciers came through and made 10 trillion of them.
00:44:05.000 And so one lake is much like another.
00:44:08.000 All right.
00:44:08.000 Let's get to the next topic.
00:44:09.000 That was fun, though.
00:44:10.000 All right.
00:44:11.000 Yes, it was.
00:44:11.000 All right.
00:44:13.000 I think we should do the fake NFL player for next because.
00:44:17.000 Dude, yes.
00:44:18.000 This story is hilarious.
00:44:19.000 I think it speaks a lot to certain dating dynamics.
00:44:23.000 So, Jack, do you know the full background of this story?
00:44:28.000 I just know the basics because basically, my buddy's still boneless.
00:44:33.000 Friend of the show, we were out this past weekend.
00:44:41.000 We actually went to the Renaissance Fair, and he just randomly started telling me about it.
00:44:47.000 He's like, Have you seen this fake NFL player?
00:44:49.000 I'm like, What do you mean, fake NFL player?
00:44:52.000 I initially thought that he meant that it was someone who was running on the field or something like that.
00:44:58.000 But apparently, it's this guy who's a social media influencer who's pretending.
00:45:05.000 Dejan Love, who is pretending to be an NFL player, and he's like, and scamming followers and women, like all sorts of things, to thinking that he's an actual NFL player.
00:45:19.000 And apparently, one of the like convincers on this is that actual NFL players have like interacted with his posts.
00:45:27.000 Well, they should show.
00:45:28.000 Do we have the clip?
00:45:28.000 I don't know which one of these is the clip, but the fact that he's.
00:45:33.000 Clip eight.
00:45:33.000 We'll just try that one.
00:45:34.000 My boy J Love signed this contract.
00:45:38.000 How do you feel?
00:45:40.000 I'm ready.
00:45:41.000 You ready for the season?
00:45:45.000 Sign that bad boy.
00:45:47.000 Who's your decision?
00:45:48.000 Niners.
00:45:49.000 You already know the Niners gang.
00:45:51.000 Yes, sir.
00:45:52.000 Iced up.
00:45:53.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:54.000 We're good to go.
00:45:55.000 Let's get ready to start the season.
00:45:56.000 Anything you got to say for the fans?
00:45:59.000 Look out, number seven.
00:46:00.000 The last name, Love.
00:46:01.000 65210.
00:46:02.000 I'm out, dude.
00:46:03.000 Well, I received it.
00:46:05.000 So this proves that between this and the Lindsey Clancy trial, this proves that women do not use Google.
00:46:12.000 No, they don't.
00:46:13.000 No.
00:46:14.000 And so I think we have B roll number nine.
00:46:16.000 This is apparently the video that he would send them to convince them.
00:46:20.000 Is this the beach?
00:46:21.000 I want to find the beach clip if we don't.
00:46:23.000 It's somewhere in there.
00:46:24.000 There's a clip where the way he would pose is he would send video.
00:46:28.000 Yeah, he's at the beach just wearing this Niners helmet doing football stuff.
00:46:33.000 That's obviously what an NFL player would do just wear their helmet out and about with the football on his arm.
00:46:40.000 He's on fire.
00:46:41.000 It's like you just imagine.
00:46:43.000 They think an NFL player is a guy who just goes around like wearing his NFL game day uniform, like he's a cartoon character in a Nickelodeon show or something.
00:46:54.000 And, yep, that's me, NFL player, NFL player guy.
00:46:58.000 It's like he just updated his LinkedIn to say he plays for the 49ers.
00:47:04.000 Another man.
00:47:05.000 Wait, there was another dude that faked it.
00:47:08.000 Fake clip 12.
00:47:08.000 I'm just running.
00:47:09.000 I'm missing.
00:47:12.000 I'm missing. Please help.
00:47:18.000 I mean, you're in the cold.
00:47:23.000 I'll be for the street.
00:47:25.000 I put in a hundred.
00:47:26.000 Shout out to Leah.
00:47:27.000 Ice ball.
00:47:46.000 All right, so my question I have a question here though is so are these guys telling the women that they're in the NFL or they're trying to be in the NFL?
00:47:53.000 No, they're telling women they're in the NFL and it's an elaborate because any man can.
00:47:57.000 Try to be in the NFL.
00:47:58.000 So, what they would do is technically it's not a lie, they would string women along, tell them they're in the NFL.
00:48:03.000 They would create these fictitious personas about it.
00:48:06.000 So, for example, this Dejan Love, he also went by John Love, Avril Lito Love, and Jordan Love, which is a Packers player.
00:48:17.000 And I guess he would meet multiple women, string them along.
00:48:21.000 And you think if they're dumb enough to believe you're an NFL player, they'll also believe all your excuses oh, I'm not around because I've got to go to the game, I've got to go to practice.
00:48:29.000 They think you're a really busy guy.
00:48:31.000 And then you can use that to string along multiple women.
00:48:35.000 And then I think what they'd say is like he'd need money for some emergency.
00:48:39.000 Oh, hey, babe, the game check hasn't arrived yet.
00:48:42.000 You know, just a temporary thing.
00:48:44.000 Can you send me cash?
00:48:45.000 And they say they defrauded more than two dozen women out of $1.3 million, which is actually an NFL player amount of money to defraud.
00:48:54.000 So I have an actually kind of funny story about this that actually happened to one of our staffers.
00:49:00.000 I'm not going to expose.
00:49:02.000 Which of our staffers?
00:49:03.000 Tyler's like, I'm a former catfisher.
00:49:05.000 No, no.
00:49:06.000 So there was a girl on our staff who was single at the time.
00:49:12.000 And this was during COVID.
00:49:14.000 And she thought she was getting catfished by a guy who said that he was a draft pick.
00:49:20.000 He was a high draft pick for one of the football franchises.
00:49:25.000 I won't say who it was, but it was a guy that was posing as this person.
00:49:30.000 And it was pretty legit.
00:49:31.000 Like he would send over videos and like he may have been even close friends with this actual guy.
00:49:37.000 That was catfishing, but she finally exposed that, like, figured out that, like, this guy wasn't real.
00:49:41.000 But she had the guy had her going for a long time.
00:49:45.000 And was he just doing this for fun?
00:49:46.000 Was he trying to get.
00:49:47.000 No, probably trying to get money or, like, I don't know, or, like, I don't know, you know, just to get her to talk to him or whatever, or, like, maybe even meet up in person.
00:49:58.000 Like, they look enough alike.
00:49:59.000 I don't know.
00:50:00.000 Like, could have been somebody, but, like, it was super sketchy and really, really scary because it was.
00:50:07.000 This guy that she thought it was this guy, he had a lot of followers on Instagram because he had built up this like following is like a fake.
00:50:12.000 It wasn't like today where now you have blue checks and everything.
00:50:14.000 Like this was five, six years ago where there wasn't blue checks, and she legitimately thought that he was who he said he was because she had been hit up by a lot of different pro athletes and things like that.
00:50:25.000 Like, oh, she was the looker, yeah.
00:50:27.000 So she had that, but this guy, um, was not him, and it was very scary.
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00:51:58.000 Wait, so what's this Polymarket headline?
00:52:00.000 It's top 13, the B roll.
00:52:03.000 Polymarket headline says, just in another fake NFL player has been exposed.
00:52:10.000 I think it was just like, this isn't like just now, right?
00:52:13.000 Posting breaking info.
00:52:15.000 Despite never playing in the league, appeared at charity events in NFL gear.
00:52:19.000 So, wait, apparently, anyone can just pretend to be an NFL player, is what I'm doing.
00:52:24.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:52:25.000 It reminds me of the opposite with what's his face that looks like Cliff, the comedian.
00:52:31.000 Oh, Shane Gillis.
00:52:32.000 Shane Gillis.
00:52:33.000 Yeah, got it.
00:52:34.000 It's like Cliff Malone.
00:52:34.000 Now, remember when he was hosting ESPN and he's like, shout out to my friend, or shout out to so and so, WNBA All Star.
00:52:43.000 Yeah.
00:52:43.000 And she's like, smiling, laughing.
00:52:46.000 I'm just kidding.
00:52:47.000 I knew you wouldn't know.
00:52:48.000 This is the opposite of your women.
00:52:51.000 Women don't even know.
00:52:53.000 Can't even use Google.
00:52:54.000 Don't even know who the basic players are in the industry.
00:52:56.000 Let me ask you guys this, though.
00:52:59.000 Here's an interesting moral question for us.
00:53:01.000 If you are lying about who you are, But you are raising money for charity and you're signing things and the money goes to charities, right?
00:53:11.000 Is that actually immoral if the money all goes to a good purpose?
00:53:16.000 Yes, because there's still a value on whatever you're signing and you're making people pay for something that's fake.
00:53:21.000 Yeah, it kind of reminds me of Dave's show.
00:53:24.000 But the money's going to you be helping like Jerry's kids or something.
00:53:29.000 Yeah, but on the front end of the agreement, it's like the moral question of like, The end zone is fine.
00:53:36.000 When money goes for like gambling to charities, right?
00:53:39.000 For example, like a lot of people, right?
00:53:41.000 On the front end, there's still an understanding of how that money was agreeably made or raised.
00:53:48.000 This is just on the front end a straight up lie.
00:53:52.000 It's a lie.
00:53:53.000 Yeah, there was no asterisk on Thou Shalt Not Lie.
00:53:56.000 Tyler never lets us have any fun.
00:53:57.000 What'd you say?
00:53:58.000 Caboose?
00:54:00.000 Said there was no asterisk on Thou Shalt Not Lie.
00:54:02.000 Yeah, no asterisk on Thou Shalt Not Lie.
00:54:06.000 You shouldn't lie about it.
00:54:07.000 But, like, yeah, I mean, if everybody was going to lie, it's not what the Tank Mammon says, but okay.
00:54:12.000 I know I'm knowingly in pain for a fake NFL player that's going for charity.
00:54:16.000 I'm now just picturing a Jesus parable where the fake NFL player comes to Jesus and offers to support his ministry with the money he got from catfishing the women of Galilee.
00:54:25.000 And Jesus has a wise parable about this.
00:54:28.000 I'm sure there were fake Jesus parables.
00:54:29.000 Well, no, this is Life of Brian.
00:54:30.000 Yeah.
00:54:32.000 A lot of them.
00:54:32.000 No, Blake, you guys have seen The Life of Brian, right?
00:54:36.000 I have not, actually.
00:54:38.000 You know what it is.
00:54:39.000 I know what it is.
00:54:41.000 Yeah.
00:54:41.000 So, Life of Brian is kind of like catfishing in a sense, except that it's innocent in the sense that it's non deliberate catfishing.
00:54:51.000 Basically, this guy, Brian, gets born down the road from Jesus, but all of the signs line up, and then he spends the rest of his life kind of getting mistaken for Jesus all along the way.
00:55:04.000 And it's a very funny, famous Money Python movie.
00:55:08.000 It's where Always Look on the Bright Side of Life is from.
00:55:10.000 It's from that one.
00:55:12.000 As he's being crucified.
00:55:13.000 And there's just a lot of really, really funny, highly quotable scenes from it.
00:55:20.000 And, you know, obviously the difference being in that case is that he did not do it deliberately, but people start following him thinking he's the Messiah because, well, you know, they just, they were really looking for that Messiah.
00:55:34.000 Makes it checks out.
00:55:36.000 Wait, this is kind of related.
00:55:37.000 We do have male NFL cheerleaders.
00:55:39.000 We do, but I feel like there's got to be something.
00:55:42.000 Blaine really wanted to talk about that.
00:55:43.000 So these guys are faking being NFL players, but what does this mean about women?
00:55:49.000 Is it just that they, like.
00:55:53.000 Could a guy, could a woman get away with this level of thing?
00:55:56.000 I don't feel like a guy could get away with this.
00:55:59.000 Probably not.
00:56:00.000 Well, maybe they could claim to be a quarterback or something.
00:56:03.000 Yeah, they could.
00:56:05.000 No, and not with NFL, but it would be like this is how girls on OnlyFans and cam girls and stuff, this is how all this operates.
00:56:14.000 There's so much catfishing of guys that goes on.
00:56:16.000 Probably, I would go so far as to say there is more catfishing of guys that goes on pound for pound in the world than a There's a lot of catfishing of guys, but the catfishing of guys, the fraud is just them pretending to like you.
00:56:30.000 Whereas to get money, whereas I don't know that this career catfishing can happen to you.
00:56:35.000 No, no, time out.
00:56:37.000 Could it?
00:56:38.000 Dude, I have seen so many people, even that I like, post so many pictures on their stuff that's straight up catfishing.
00:56:49.000 Like, straight up.
00:56:50.000 I've known so many.
00:56:51.000 No, I'm not denying that men get catfished, but I don't think men would get catfished by a woman who's inventing a career that they fall for.
00:56:59.000 I just think they just get catfished by a woman who, like, doesn't literally just like doesn't exist.
00:57:03.000 They just get catfished by a dude, by the oldest girl.
00:57:06.000 No, no, no, no.
00:57:07.000 I'm saying they can't, women catfish frequently with like edited pictures of themselves and like things like that.
00:57:13.000 Like, women are far more likely to over edit pictures and like not be like the real version.
00:57:19.000 Yeah, I think a lot of women have dating struggles because they over edit and they over sensationalize their lifestyle on social media.
00:57:27.000 And that's part of the reason why.
00:57:28.000 And then it turns.
00:57:29.000 People off when they meet them in person.
00:57:31.000 No, and men have a tough time actually dating someone that is over sensationalizing themselves to begin with.
00:57:37.000 And then when they actually do meet them, and then it's like, if I met a woman who had over sensationalized her life, her looks, everything, and then I was like, man, you have to be like next level crazy to make yourself look like that.
00:57:52.000 And you're actually a far greater, like a normal person, or like a bigger loser, right?
00:57:56.000 Like you've just set all these high expectations and then delivered mediocre.
00:58:01.000 Like, that's the whole world.
00:58:03.000 That's the whole shebang right now.
00:58:05.000 That's cash.
00:58:05.000 I got to throw out a big warning, a big warning on this.
00:58:08.000 You know, one of the red flags.
00:58:09.000 Obviously, if you're going out, as we said a couple of weeks ago, if you're going out there, if you're in the dating game right now, Young Kings, number one, ask them their opinion on Lindsey Clancy.
00:58:19.000 Boom.
00:58:19.000 Immediately.
00:58:19.000 It's faster than a cup of coffee.
00:58:21.000 You'll know right away the answer.
00:58:23.000 Number two, beware the high angle photo.
00:58:27.000 Beware that.
00:58:28.000 You know, you guys know what I'm talking about?
00:58:29.000 It's when you get your phone and they do this like high angle photo, and for whatever reason, It's able to hide what the rest of them look like and it allows for the shape shifting to take place.
00:58:43.000 It's not real life.
00:58:44.000 It is not real life.
00:58:45.000 It is not real life and it needs to be avoided.
00:58:47.000 If you see the high angle photo, just run.
00:58:50.000 Just run.
00:58:51.000 It should be made illegal.
00:58:52.000 You shouldn't be able to put a high angle photo on the internet, period.
00:58:56.000 We should just.
00:58:57.000 100%.
00:58:58.000 I would ban it.
00:58:58.000 I mean, filters are banning it.
00:59:00.000 I'd be for banning it in 50 out of 50 states, including the ones I would live in.
00:59:03.000 Filters do all that work for you.
00:59:05.000 You don't even need to take a hike.
00:59:07.000 Angle photo.
00:59:08.000 And then there's like the touch up apps and stuff.
00:59:12.000 It's all fake, guys.
00:59:13.000 It's all fake.
00:59:14.000 You let people fake, they will fake.
00:59:17.000 There is a girl that I knew that she edited her pictures so bad every time that it was like people, guys would meet her in real life and it would be, it was so awful.
00:59:29.000 Like she just could never land a second date.
00:59:33.000 False marketing, false advertising is a bad thing.
00:59:36.000 This is obviously your problem.
00:59:38.000 Like it's so obviously your problem.
00:59:40.000 Yeah.
00:59:40.000 And you just like guys, you know, it's the bait and switch, it's the rug pull.
00:59:44.000 But I feel bad for her because it's like the world has created this environment with women that's like, They have to, they feel like they have to do that.
00:59:51.000 What if, what if a hypothetical scenario here, you're dating somebody and she's gorgeous, she's beautiful, and you're like, oh, I want my kids to look like her.
01:00:00.000 And then you find out she had like so much face work and her, you know, her face basically looked completely different.
01:00:07.000 Is that, is that immoral?
01:00:08.000 You're perfectly okay with that.
01:00:11.000 I think that's kind of weird though.
01:00:14.000 What?
01:00:14.000 Do you want people to know what you're getting into?
01:00:16.000 All right.
01:00:16.000 So like, I'm not dating you when, you know, four years ago.
01:00:20.000 Yeah, but your kids are going to, say she had like a, I don't know.
01:00:23.000 I mean, I think you should consider it.
01:00:25.000 I think you should, like, what are you going for there?
01:00:27.000 Are you going with, like, cleft lip?
01:00:29.000 Is that what you're going for?
01:00:30.000 I was thinking, like, a big nose.
01:00:31.000 You know, like, you know, rhinoplasty is a problem.
01:00:35.000 What's that?
01:00:37.000 Huh?
01:00:37.000 I didn't say anything.
01:00:38.000 Ah.
01:00:38.000 You're in trouble?
01:00:40.000 All right.
01:00:41.000 Blake hasn't got this.
01:00:42.000 This is Sangra.
01:00:44.000 I love all people.
01:00:44.000 I love all people.
01:00:45.000 Sandra Gibralt.
01:00:48.000 Did I say that right?
01:00:49.000 Okay.
01:00:50.000 Okay.
01:00:50.000 Sandra Gebhardt?
01:00:51.000 Maybe that's what it is.
01:00:52.000 Yeah.
01:00:52.000 Sandra Gebhardt.
01:00:53.000 Blake hasn't got to talk about the WNBA this week, so we have to ask if you think.
01:00:57.000 A woman could announce her fake draft into the WNBA, or is this just a guy hustle?
01:01:03.000 Well, I would say.
01:01:04.000 No guy was interested in a woman.
01:01:06.000 Is a guy interested in one who's in the WNBA?
01:01:08.000 I feel like that's kind of a totally different thing.
01:01:10.000 Well, like the first thought you have.
01:01:12.000 If nothing else, you'd hear a woman's in the WNBA, and you'd probably think, she might be taller than me.
01:01:17.000 Mannish.
01:01:18.000 She might be mannish.
01:01:19.000 But then there's Sophie Cunningham.
01:01:21.000 I mean, it's a lesbian thing.
01:01:22.000 Wait, yeah, like she might be.
01:01:23.000 Yeah, I just don't think any of the things that I find really appealing in women are increased in likelihood by them being in the WNBA.
01:01:31.000 You don't want to, if she's a star like Susie Cunninghams, then she probably makes more money than you.
01:01:35.000 And a lot of guys aren't going to like that.
01:01:36.000 The greater equivalent to an NBA star is some kind of person that runs their own social media business and they make a ton of money.
01:01:45.000 There's a lot of women who have started businesses that are attractive that made all their money off social media.
01:01:53.000 Like I know a couple of them.
01:01:55.000 Nope.
01:01:57.000 But that would probably be the NBA or NFL or MLB.
01:02:01.000 Red flag.
01:02:03.000 But yeah, big red flag.
01:02:04.000 But I know men, I know lots of men who that's what they do.
01:02:08.000 They're basically like some women are pro athlete chasers.
01:02:14.000 I know some men who are like social media clout type chasers because they make money and they're stay at home dads.
01:02:22.000 And again, I don't even want to get into like, you know, because I don't want to get like hit up by a friend or somebody that I know that like this is their lifestyle.
01:02:29.000 It's a stay at home dad.
01:02:30.000 But like there are some stay at home dads that come from this and it's like their wife brings in all the money from social media and they're kind of like a pro athlete.
01:02:38.000 A little bit.
01:02:38.000 Yeah.
01:02:39.000 No, I mean, yeah.
01:02:40.000 Well, that depends.
01:02:42.000 That depends on what the social media is, though.
01:02:44.000 So, are you talking about if the social, if the content, like, for example, I know someone who does this, but it's like fashion and specifically shoes, for example.
01:02:56.000 So, yes.
01:02:58.000 So, like, it's not like taking pictures of themselves.
01:03:01.000 It's them, like, his wife, you know, she does like a shoe Instagram page.
01:03:08.000 And it's, yeah, it's like a lifestyle, but she's not even like, you know, she talks about the shoes here and there, but it's much more about the focuses on the shoes.
01:03:18.000 And like, I don't know, you know, that's not the same thing as these ones where it's like all about themselves and like all about engrossing and constantly posting like thirst traps.
01:03:28.000 Like, all I'm saying is, guys, if she's posting thirst traps, you got to stay away.
01:03:32.000 You just completely got to stay away.
01:03:34.000 I mean, and that's half the internet now.
01:03:36.000 Half the internet is like, There's just like women.
01:03:39.000 All I post are thirst traps of myself, but I can't help it.
01:03:41.000 But there's a significant, unfortunately, the monetization of the platforms has created like a soft landing place here for now, where like that stuff, I actually think it was better when that, the pre monetization, because now there's just like, I mean, we did the numbers on the show.
01:04:01.000 There is a dramatic amount of percentage of American women below the age of 40 who are on OnlyFans.
01:04:07.000 Like, it's like a really high end number.
01:04:10.000 It's like a, I can't remember.
01:04:12.000 I can't imagine many of them are doing, like making that much.
01:04:15.000 But they're not, but they don't need to make that much.
01:04:17.000 It's like if they have a job and they're supplementing their income with a thousand bucks a month.
01:04:21.000 Internet lives forever, man.
01:04:22.000 Can you imagine like your kids finding out that like 20 years down the line and be like, woof.
01:04:27.000 And a lot of women are okay with that.
01:04:28.000 You can find out a lot of things these days.
01:04:30.000 A lot of women are okay with that, unfortunately.
01:04:32.000 And like that's, you know, they're okay with it now, but they may not be okay with it anymore.
01:04:35.000 It's like getting normalized more and more.
01:04:37.000 Totally.
01:04:39.000 But again, like, I've, again, I've known people and I'm not trying to.
01:04:43.000 Yeah, do the holier than thou thing with that stuff.
01:04:45.000 It's just like, it's just a real thing.
01:04:48.000 OnlyFans is like, there's not even a close call here.
01:04:53.000 It's digital prostitution.
01:04:55.000 It's awful.
01:04:56.000 And the fact that so many women are getting drawn into it is a damn indictment on the whole culture.
01:05:01.000 I think it's, I mean, it's more about, like, again, the broken family, broken relationships, you know, people needing to make money.
01:05:10.000 Unfortunately, that's where we always see a spike when the economy's bad and the family's bad.
01:05:17.000 Right?
01:05:17.000 Or when you have economic problems.
01:05:19.000 It's the oldest occupation, as they say.
01:05:23.000 Foz, producer Foz says OnlyFans is the tramp stamp tattoo you can't get rid of.
01:05:28.000 Amen, brother.
01:05:28.000 It's your digital tramp stamp.
01:05:30.000 Yeah, it's digital tramp stamp.
01:05:31.000 But I mean, look, the problem is there's a lot of pseudo versions of that that exist that once you get into it, it's like it lives forever online.
01:05:42.000 And so a lot of women justify their identity around that forever.
01:05:46.000 And look, and we've seen a lot of women come out of that.
01:05:49.000 I wonder.
01:05:49.000 But they still have to embrace it for the rest of their life.
01:05:51.000 What would be the actual percentage of women that are 29 and younger that are like cam girls in some way, shape, or form?
01:06:02.000 What's really creepy, by the way, is there's a lot of them out there where they do it for a few years and then you say the internet's forever, but it's actually not.
01:06:10.000 There are ones who they don't reveal their identity and then they purge it and they just lie about it and pretend it never happened.
01:06:16.000 There are 110% women who are just.
01:06:20.000 Ex OnlyFans models, and they don't talk about it.
01:06:22.000 And, like, that's just a ticking time bomb in the background of any relationship they're in.
01:06:27.000 Jeez.
01:06:29.000 I mean, I really do feel bad for a lot of these young guys because it could totally happen.
01:06:33.000 Some of our students.
01:06:34.000 Yeah, but this is damn good.
01:06:35.000 Christians, like, work hard, conservatives, and they date some beautiful girl, they fall in love, and they realize, oh, she's lying.
01:06:41.000 I mean, I'm sure this has happened multiple times.
01:06:43.000 What literally happens is someone, like, hacks that information because that stuff comes out, and they just send it to whoever their current boyfriend is.
01:06:49.000 Like, not even.
01:06:50.000 Not even for financial gains.
01:06:51.000 Some people just do it because they find it entertaining.
01:06:54.000 They like to troll people with that.
01:06:58.000 I created something a couple of years ago called the Thought Audit.
01:07:02.000 And the thought audit was when we found out that the IRS will pay you a bounty if you can report unclaimed income to the IRS.
01:07:12.000 And so, what we were having guys do was they were going in on OnlyFans pages, and like all of them, I heard, I have no idea if this is true because I don't know who they are, but there was this place called 4chan, and they were joining up for these OnlyFans, and they were like getting into the messages with whoever the, you know, like the, what do you call them? Member, the OnlyFans girl, and asking them if they've ever had to pay taxes.
01:07:38.000 And when they said no, they were screenshotting it and reporting them to the IRS.
01:07:44.000 Check this out.
01:07:44.000 So, a frequently cited figure of approximately 1.4 million American women on OnlyFans.
01:07:51.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:07:52.000 It's a huge number.
01:07:53.000 1.4 million, but it comes from a revenue share back of the envelope calculation, not platform data.
01:07:59.000 It covers all ages, so not just young women, and it includes non adult content.
01:08:04.000 What the hell does that mean?
01:08:06.000 Fact checks treat the leap to 10% of 18 to 24 year olds as inflated.
01:08:11.000 A more consistent reading of the same source is approximately 2% of women aged 18 to 45.
01:08:18.000 2%.
01:08:19.000 There's only 40.
01:08:20.000 Which means it's like way higher for younger women.
01:08:22.000 There's only 40 million women between the ages like 18 and 35.
01:08:27.000 So they actually have that population.
01:08:30.000 There's 15.3 million women aged 18 to 24.
01:08:33.000 There is a white pill.
01:08:34.000 26 million from.
01:08:36.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:08:37.000 So it's like literally like.
01:08:39.000 Like 10% of women on only.
01:08:42.000 So, but here's.
01:08:43.000 That number is going to drop like a stone.
01:08:45.000 That number is going to drop like a stone once AI takes off because you're going to have, you know, these H1Bs in like New Delhi or wherever it is are going to be running bot farms basically and running all like fake AI companies who are able to do this.
01:09:03.000 It's already happening.
01:09:04.000 Well, yeah, I'm sure it was already starting.
01:09:06.000 And it's going to be running 24 7, and they're going to be interactive, and they're going to be able to really just set them up on their own.
01:09:12.000 You won't even have to.
01:09:13.000 Have them make, you know, typing out like phrases or anything.
01:09:18.000 So, Jack, the thought crime is is that good for America?
01:09:23.000 No.
01:09:24.000 No.
01:09:24.000 It's not?
01:09:24.000 It is not good.
01:09:25.000 So, you would rather American women be on OnlyFans than AI?
01:09:32.000 No, I'd rather all of it be gone.
01:09:33.000 What do you mean?
01:09:34.000 Well, okay.
01:09:34.000 Okay.
01:09:34.000 But if you had to choose between one or the other, which one's worse?
01:09:39.000 Which one is worse?
01:09:42.000 Um,.
01:09:43.000 The one where American girls are on OnlyFans.
01:09:45.000 Okay, so it's an improvement for AI, is what you're saying?
01:09:49.000 Well, I guess there's your pro data center argument, I guess.
01:09:53.000 Well, I mean, I think it's pretty.
01:09:55.000 Jack, this is going to be the headline on.
01:09:58.000 Jack Posobic makes the most compelling argument for data centers yet.
01:10:01.000 Jack Posobic makes compelling arguments.
01:10:04.000 Admin officials rush him into the Oval Office to tell Trump how to pitch data.
01:10:09.000 Jack Posobic, my friend, Jack Posobic said AI hoes are okay.
01:10:12.000 That's why we need data centers.
01:10:16.000 JD had a good, JD got asked that question earlier today.
01:10:19.000 He had a good answer.
01:10:19.000 I thought he had a pretty good answer.
01:10:21.000 What'd he say?
01:10:21.000 He said you have to reduce energy because he did the press conference today and he said you have to reduce energy cost in the community.
01:10:28.000 You have to be associated with reducing energy cost and you actually have to provide something of value to the place where the data center is being put into whatever that community is that's being affected.
01:10:38.000 And if you're not doing that, then these things just aren't going to fly.
01:10:41.000 So he took the Vivek approach.
01:10:43.000 Imagine if, I will say, imagine if we applied that set of expectations to like, Literally any of the horrible pieces of crap that we build in our towns all of the time.
01:10:51.000 Like, actually, before you build this homeless shelter, you have to prove that it will lower energy costs and like provide value to the community.
01:10:59.000 Yeah.
01:11:00.000 I'm just wondering if, like, data centers.
01:11:02.000 Or, like, the meth clinics or, like, light vehicles.
01:11:05.000 Or, like, every vape shop and every payday lender.
01:11:09.000 This is a question I actually have on the tech.
01:11:11.000 Does it matter where a data center is built?
01:11:14.000 Because if I'm a data center and I'm location agnostic and Americans are like, you got to build a power plant and all this stuff, I'm just going to, like, Dubai.
01:11:22.000 You know what I mean?
01:11:22.000 They want, they like.
01:11:24.000 As far as I know, it needs to be closer to either a power plant or a, or, like, a, like, a Strong electric grid because of the loss that over a couple of years.
01:11:37.000 Yeah, but they're talking about shooting data centers into space.
01:11:40.000 This is a real thing that probably is going to happen.
01:11:42.000 There's a bit of a latency issue.
01:11:43.000 Well, some of it is we don't want the stuff in rival countries.
01:11:48.000 So we don't want our data centers.
01:11:49.000 Yeah, but I'm saying if SpaceX is going to shoot up all these data centers into space, obviously the location is somewhat irrelevant.
01:11:57.000 I mean, Dubai is the same as.
01:11:59.000 Well, that's only solar power.
01:12:00.000 If you could do it in space.
01:12:02.000 So, I'm just saying, like, obviously, China, if I'm agnostic about location and Americans are wigging out about it, does it matter?
01:12:10.000 I guess is like a question that I haven't heard anybody ask.
01:12:13.000 Well, it's so I think I want to say, like, with as long as you're within the United States, technically, like, once it's going, it doesn't matter that much.
01:12:20.000 But, like, where they want to build them, but where they want to build them is like, okay, well, where do you have power plants?
01:12:25.000 Where do you have power plants?
01:12:26.000 Where do you, but no, no, like, they don't because they need they usually need to build extra power stuff and, like, you need good transmission.
01:12:32.000 But, for a fact, they're building them in Mexico.
01:12:34.000 Like, it's not a coincidence that the most data centers have been built in like Loudoun County and in the Bay Area because those are like the most developed parts of the U.S. Like, by default, it's best to build them in the most densely developed parts of the U.S. If you're going into random rural areas, it's because you think it'll be easier to get permits and land and all of that.
01:12:56.000 Infrastructure is not there.
01:12:57.000 Which that's why I'm like in favor of them.
01:13:00.000 I don't know exactly the reasons for it, but what Blake's saying is correct is that it just works out better for them.
01:13:06.000 And that's, of course, what's.
01:13:08.000 Annoying, and I'm not saying that I'm not making the argument, I'm just saying that's why they're doing it.
01:13:13.000 And of course, this is what creates so many, um, you know, pressures with the local communities.
01:13:18.000 Uh, Jack, why don't you take us home?
01:13:20.000 This has been fun, especially the AI, AI hose.
01:13:24.000 Is Jack, Jack advocates for AI bot hose, yeah?
01:13:31.000 Well, look, I'm saying, I'm saying, look, look, you know, if the gooners, the gooners are gonna need something, right, as long as it's not, as long as it's not an actual American.
01:13:43.000 An actual American girl, then I think that is a step up.
01:13:47.000 I suppose it is a step up.
01:13:48.000 But remember, folks, never goon.
01:13:51.000 Never, ever, ever goon.
01:13:54.000 Ladies and gentlemen, as always, go out there and commit more thought crime.
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