A SIT DOWN WITH TERRI JOE Ft. Kelon Campbell
Summary
On this episode of Comment Section, we have special guest Keelan Campbell join us to talk about what it's like to work as a delivery driver for Amazon, TikTok, and other companies. We also get to hear about the craziest things he's ever done, including peeing in his pants on the job.
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When you're in school, did you ever have to get clothes from the lost and found?
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No, but it sounds like you're speaking from experience.
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You know, sometimes you just can't make it to the restroom in time.
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If you shit your pants too before, you're not alone either.
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring
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me, your fave. Happy holidays and whatever else it is that you celebrate. Please acknowledge
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all of the hard work my team put into decorating the set. Please. Anyways, on to the guests.
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Today, we have the hilarious, the amazing, the iconic, the legendary, Keelan Campbell.
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Honestly, I do remember the, like, first couple videos I ever saw of you, but I'm so curious
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to know, like, what were you doing prior to TikTok?
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And for those of you who don't know, this is the iconic Terry Jo as well.
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I feel like it's so crazy. Most people, like, see me off out of this and they're like, wait,
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Me literally just laughing on awake and that shit.
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But, um, what was I, oh, I think I was working at a company called Nero before this.
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And, like, driving in a little robotic car, literally just aimlessly driving for eight
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hours a day at 15 miles per hour. It was crazy.
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Sort of, yes. But it was, like, they were, like, a robotics company to where they were going
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And I just showed up there and was just driving all day, every day.
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And that's all, that's what you did for, uh, for your job?
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I was going to say no, because I was working at Amazon before that, too, driving.
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But it was actually, like, not that bad, because I was, like, by myself the entire time.
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And, well, do you have any crazy Amazon stories?
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I feel like Amazon delivery drivers have, like, the craziest stories.
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Those times were, like, a blur for me, because I, like, was just going to work, and then,
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But, no, I did, one time I went to deliver a package to this lady's house, and she was
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also walking up to her house with, like, groceries and stuff, and she opened the door, her dog
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came out, and started chewing on my ankles, and I was bleeding, and I was like, oh, my
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She's like, I'm like, oh, my God, it's literally, like, I'm bleeding.
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And I'm, like, limping into the next stop, but it was fine.
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Oh, my God, the way that this, the way that this industry is like, oh, my God, you're
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Every time people figure out my age, they're like, wait, what?
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Like, when I go live, I always tell people that, like, obviously, Terry Jo's, like, younger
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That's honestly kind of the same thing with me, too.
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I feel like, well, I once posted a promo from the show.
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And I had said in the clip, like, people think I'm a lot younger than I actually am.
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The way that all the comments were like, you definitely don't look 19.
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You know, I was guessing at least, at least 31.
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They just couldn't wait to make you feel better.
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Because people in the comments are actually crazy.
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But, like, in, like, a, in the way that they're, like, being stupid.
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I always attribute it to them potentially being unemployed.
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Okay, so you're at, you're doing the robot driver job.
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I've always been a consumer of social media, but I've never been, like, a posting or going
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I have no clue what, like, made me say, I'm going to go live tonight.
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I think it was just boredom because it was, like, 2020 at the time.
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And I was just like, well, what else can I do with my time right now?
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And I just jumped on live and it just went crazy.
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No, my mom actually told me that she has this cousin, distant cousin named Terry Jo once.
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And I was, like, dying laughing at the name because it's a funny name to me.
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And then I just went live in, like, an old grandma costume.
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And then, like, when people were asking what my name was, I just, that's the first name
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And then it just, like, kind of snowballed from there.
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When did you notice that it was kind of, like, turning into something, like, huge?
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When I, like, I would always see, like, obviously, when you first start going live, you don't
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But every time, each time I go live, I see it go higher and higher and higher.
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And then people are, like, commenting, like, when are you going back live?
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And then when I went live, I think Doja Cat was the first celebrity I went live with.
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Well, I know she probably was just scrolling through TikTok and then, like, just saw me.
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Sometimes you're like, why do you want to talk to me so much?
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Well, when you first started doing the lives, I remember the first videos I saw of you were
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Did you see that kind of exploding it a little bit more?
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When I first started going live, I started, like, taking clips myself and posting them.
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And then when I saw other people do it, I was like, mad.
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Like, I was posting the same exact thing that they were posting.
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But then at the end, I was like, well, they're actually helping me, like, get everywhere.
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Did you ever have any, like, dreams or aspirations of either working in entertainment, media, actor?
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But, like, I feel like all little kids are like, I want to be on Disney Channel.
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But then, like, I'm also, like, very shy, which is also weird that I would even try to do something like that.
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Then it just kind of, I always had in my brain that I would be, like, doing something like this.
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You know what's so funny about you saying that you're naturally shy, which I think most people would be shocked to hear.
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That you are, you are, you are very reserved and you are very, uh.
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Um, I've seen, I think, I think it was Kristen Wiig.
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Um, I saw an article about her once and they said that she's one of the shyest people ever.
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Like, that's what makes her such a great actress is because she is, like, not herself.
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She's, like, a really, uh, famous and popular comedy actor.
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But maybe that's why Terry Jo's your, your girl.
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Because when I slap that wig on, it's another story.
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What's been the most, like, kind of, this is fucking crazy moment?
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Like, since getting the platform where you're like, this is, this is crazy.
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I think it's whenever I went and did the, like, paper magazine shoot.
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Because that was, like, way in the beginning of what I was, I was like, why do they want
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They literally flew me out to New York and I'm, like, doing this big, like, photo shoot.
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But I kind of also don't really think about stuff like that.
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I feel like if you think too hard about it, it may freak you out a little bit.
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It's almost like you just, you just got to keep going.
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Yeah, because, like, if you delve too far, you're literally going to be, like, spinning.
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It's going to be hard to, like, catch your breath kind of thing.
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It's like the way your life changes so quickly.
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I've told people, and we're the same age, but I've told people, like, before the platform,
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Like, I didn't do anything remotely related to this.
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And then all of a sudden, you just post TikToks.
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Is 2020 when you actually started doing Terry Jo, or were you just kind of posting?
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Do you have any other characters that you like?
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I know you have one other one, but I forget her name.
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But, like, I did, when I first started going live, I did, like, maybe three other characters.
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But then, like, they're harder to, like, maintain, like, being funny and, like, thinking of stuff
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And, like, I couldn't keep up the accent while thinking of something funny.
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Just, like, a valley girl who says very vulgar things.
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That's the one she has, like, the pink bedroom.
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When you first started gaining popularity as Terry Jo, did you get a lot of hate or did
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And then the hate just kind of, like, helped the character a little bit?
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But that was more recently because of, like, some stuff that happened, like, off live with
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And the people in the comments, like, made something.
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But other than that, I've never really gotten hate.
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People, like, they just think I'm funny and a joke.
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I'm like, sometimes I think, especially to white people, I'm just, like, a dancing, like,
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They watch me do shit and they're like, she's hilarious.
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Like, I do something funny and they're like, please do it again.
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I intentionally don't do it again because they don't ask me to do it.
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I know whenever, when I first, like, first, first blew up on TikTok and I, um, I think
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the very first event I ever went to was like a random TikTok event and I went to it with
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my friend and we were there and I had a couple of women come up to me, several women, all of
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And that's just context for the story, but they all treat me the same.
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They would come up and they'd be like, oh my God, she's hilarious.
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It's not funny to do it, like, when you're being asked to do it.
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Even, like, if you are a performer, like, unless you're working, they're not paying you to do
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So I'm like, girl, don't ask me to do anything.
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What's something people ask you to do with Terry Jo?
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Because then I will, and then you're going to cry.
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I actually hate whenever people, also when people come up to me, like, immediately, like,
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They're trying to, like, give, like, the banter that we do.
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I remember one time I had a girl come up to me at a meet and greet and she was like, oh,
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my God, girl, I need you to do something for me.
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And I don't know if she was recording, like, a FaceTime or she was recording.
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And she's like, I'm going to let my ex-boyfriend answer and you should roast him.
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Like, in the sense of, in order to protect myself, I can't just willy-nilly make fun of some
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fucking dude, I don't know him, and I don't know you.
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So I've made it a whole point to be like, please don't ask me to do that in public.
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And it's in your best interest that you don't ask me that.
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Because then I roast you, your family, what you're wearing right now.
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That's crazy that they just come up and start hurling insults at you.
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They want it back, but I'm like, I'm not going to give it to you.
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It's definitely cool in the sense that you're known for a very specific character, but they
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They obviously know what you look like out of character.
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Which is actually, I didn't expect that at all.
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I expected people to be like, like walk straight past me and didn't know.
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Girl, you thought you were going to be Hannah Montana?
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Or they'd be like, you're that girl from TikTok or that guy from TikTok.
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I sometimes pretend like I can't hear them, actually, when I just walk straight past them.
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I've done that mostly just because it just feels kind of icky to me for me to be like,
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So I'm just like, unless you tap me on the shoulder, I'll pretend I didn't hear it.
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And it's always in the most awkward places, like Walmart.
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Like I'm just in Walmart shopping and you're like, oh my God.
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And they come up to you with a camera, like trying to film.
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Some people actually like film videos instead of like a picture.
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They expect me to like do a backflip or something.
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And they just cut because I'm like not giving them anything.
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But like, I feel like people are going to be like, you're not the same as you are.
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They're like, I just hate how he acts so shy in person.
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People can be one way and another way at the same time.
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I get the same kind of comment like when they meet me in real life.
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Because sometimes they'll ask me like, are you just like this all the time?
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Are you just like making fun of me all the time?
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And I'm like, no, because I don't hang out with people I hate.
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I'm not firing on all cylinders all the time because I'm not hanging out with people that
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So imagine if someone was like that 21st century.
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And I'm like, I'm unbearable to be around for many other reasons.
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And I think it's kind of like that parasocial relationship.
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They're like, oh, they're like that all the time.
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And especially not you because yours is literally a character.
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Mine is just like, that's like you said, it's one side of my personality.
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That's what I feel like people don't understand as well.
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Like even with like people who like just post like about their lives on the internet, the
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people see that and they're like, I know everything about you.
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You know, the tiniest little snippet that I show you on the internet.
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Especially how different a lot of people are in real life from their platforms.
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Even if they're not like famous for a character like you two, it's some people are completely
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Like they're like not nearly as like crazy and some of them are really shy and some of
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them are quiet and some of them are the complete opposite.
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Like they're really like calm and loving and sisterly online and then they're fucking nuts
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People I've seen comments from me who are like, he's such a bitch like in person.
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Like I called his name and he just walked straight past me.
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No, I'm sure I've done it, but like on accident, but like.
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No, I saw a comment that was saying like, I hate how he's like, he's blames his anxiety
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on like, not wanting to talk to his fans in public, but like, that's not true.
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I literally talk to literally every, anybody who comes up to me, I talk to him.
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But like, I'm not going to be the funniest person you meet when you meet me.
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And honestly, that's probably most of what the interaction is, is they expect you to be
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someone very specific to a point sometimes where they almost feel entitled to it.
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And then when you're just like, normal and nice, they're kind of like, oh.
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Well, and also like, I feel like you're, you're doing your absolute best to not be mean
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Like, just give into that one and then it'll balance itself out.
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I also don't get the like, whole like, oh, you're funny as Terry, but you're not funny
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They expect me to be like saying homophobic and racist things all the time.
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They were like, I thought you were a fucking bigot.
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Like, yeah, sometimes I actually think that I get scared.
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Normally, I'm sure it's the people who are like getting the humor and the satire behind
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But the fear of it being the wrong crowd, you're like, oh, hold on.
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I don't think I could ever spend, actually, never mind.
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I was going to say I could actually never spend time with like Republican people, like
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Like if I actually just went and like pretended to be like, like in Terry Joe, like actually
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You should go like on the street, like with like The Daily Show and like go to those Trump
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I'm imagining you going there and like just being so incredibly bigoted with them.
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I actually saw somebody get lifted in a wheelchair once at a concert.
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Sometimes my dad, he gets on some old man shit and he's like, you got to learn how to
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I'm going to have to pull myself away from dinosaurs?
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And he was like, what if you're hanging off a cliff or something and you're only hanging
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I'm like, well, if adrenaline isn't catching me, then God is.
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That's why I said, first of all, don't put me there in the first place.
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I would actually not be able to lift myself up.
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If I'm hanging off a cliff, I think I've given up a little bit.
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I think I've come to the point of acceptance to some extent.
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And I was like, nah, I was right the first time.
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Do you think that you would ever survive in a zombie apocalypse?
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I have a very simple reason why, but it's very dark.
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Because I'm like, I don't understand why people want to survive that.
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Literally, what is the point of living at that point?
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If I can't find my phone charger, what's the fucking point?
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So I can only imagine a human that's, like, flesh-eating zombie.
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I'm so, I feel so validated in the fact that you're also going to kill yourself because
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I mean, my friends were actually talking about this the other day.
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I made someone think it was a zombie apocalypse and they killed themselves.
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I said no because I'm not a fucking circus act.
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If I wanted to beat you up, I'd just pull up to your house.
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There would have to be a whole production for it.
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But unless I'm getting, like, Floyd Mayweather money, like, it's really not worth it.
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Oh, well, they said they were making a lot of money for him.
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And people would buy the tickets and you'd be rich and then you can, like, forfeit.
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Not forfeit, but, like, just let him hit you once and then you fall and then he wins.
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I let him hit me once and then I accuse him of being an abuser.
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Then you disappear from the internet and never have to do anything ever again.
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Or you could win, but then you wouldn't be able to sue.
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But then I would get the ultimate bragging rights of saying I'd be Logan Paul in a fistfight.
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That is the craziest image in my brain right now.
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As we've been talking about, Miss Terry Jo is a big, big, big part of your TikTok presence.
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I don't think she'd like to meet you, but I will go get her.
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I don't think she likes to meet anybody, to be honest.
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Maybe you're just a bit more petite than I am, but.
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So she had to like, I don't know, really gear up the courage to, and the arthritis.
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Um, I honestly don't know where this tank top is from.
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Um, I'm more of a like lost and found in kind of guy.
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Well, I go to like the local YMCA, and I just kind of rummage through it.
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When you're in school, did you ever have to get clothes from the lost and found?
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No, but it sounds like you're speaking from experience.
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You know, sometimes you just can't make it to the restroom in time.
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I think most people that hasn't happened to you, it's probably just you.
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No, I've had a couple people tell me that that happened to them too before.
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You know, if you shit your pants too before, you're not alone either.
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Like, when I look at you, you have an aura of, I shit my pants.
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Well, I like that about myself, honestly, because it's honest.
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Some people like to lie and say they never shit themselves.
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I used to actually clean the bedpan for my gran whenever she was, um, and living in my house.
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Was that just because, like, you enjoyed it or?
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But, um, sometimes the sink didn't work and I had to, you know, dispose of it other ways.
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Um, and people tell me my breath smell like shit, but that was, you know, um, sometimes
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I've just been going to church, going to work and stuff like that.
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Is it one of those, like, ones where you get out and wash your own car?
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I used to be out there washing the cars, but then I promoted myself.
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I work in the office now because people didn't want me washing their cars no more because they said the sides of my wheels scraped their car.
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I couldn't help but notice that you didn't have it.
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I didn't bring it today because I didn't want to, like, embarrass you.
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So, I know you probably couldn't afford a wheelchair or something nice like that.
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And you just asked for the Lord to give you the power to walk just for today?
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Well, sometimes it's, like, innately inside of me to just get up and walk.
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I mean, it's something that pays the bills currently because my daddy passed away.
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She has diabetes and carpal tunnel and all kinds of stuff.
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I thought you were going to say that they promoted you because you were just too much of a distraction.
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No, I do get the men a little titillated sometimes.
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Whenever I roll past them, they look at me and they think, well, look at this fine young woman.
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I personally am not looking for a man that's looking at me for my body.
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So, when I would wash cars and people would, like, say stuff like this, I would just ignore it.
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They'd say that when you would roll past them as you're washing the car?
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Was it that or was it more of a, I don't have any change?
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The machines did take change, though, like, to, you know, to start the machine up, to
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It was usually like, no, I want you, but I got a wife at home and I'm not an adulterer,
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Speaking of men who are constantly throwing themselves at you.
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Well, I'm going a couple dates here and there, here and there.
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But most of the men are up to par to what I need.
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Christian, above six feet, has a job, you know, things like that.
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Most of the men are either missing six teeth or homosexuals, though.
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Every man that you attract is either toothless or gay?
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That's why you're attracting toothless gay men.
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So you need a God-fearing man that's above six feet job.
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They want to chase around women and fornicate and stuff like that.
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That's just the body and inner workings, but it takes a true Christian to fight those
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So anything else fun going on with you on your TikToks?
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But it don't usually work out, especially on that app, because that app is full of sinners
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and other people and homosexuals and stuff like that.
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That's why I feel like a Christian like me is spreading the good word of Jesus.
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I mean, only one of us had trouble fitting in the chairs.
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Honestly, I feel like maybe we look a lot alike.
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Usually I feel like when people have BBLs, it's like real robust back there.
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I couldn't tell the difference between yours and your back, so...
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Well, I actually sit on mine a lot, so that's probably why.
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But I will get that back into shape when I get in the gym and stuff.
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Does God give you the power to walk to go to the gym?
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Dude, would you like to talk about some TikToks now?
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It's a woman who's sitting in her car, nodding along to a video.
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As these captions appear on the screen, it says, reasons people don't like me.
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I back the blue and support the Second Amendment.
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She has all her teeth, so it's definitely not you.
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I mean, I'm sure you guys will see each other at the next rally.
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I just love to be a part of, like, of movement that's in the right direction.
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But, you know, they had, like, some stuff that was left over.
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So I feel like I really, like, was a part of that day.
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When you shit your pants in the chair, is it uncomfortable?
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Well, I don't think you need to go anywhere to go mudding.
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Well, it's not very often that I do that no more because I wear the pants.
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I just take it right on off and put it in the trash.
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Do you leave it somewhere if someone makes you mad?
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Do you just take off your pants and leave it there?
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There's actually a house with people that moved in a couple blocks down.
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And they got one of them rainbow flags on their front porch.
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Maybe I'll put a little shit on their porch and tell them get out.
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You might get caught because it takes you so long to get down.
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Because we don't really have, we have police officers in Bontown, but like it's, they don't
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They love you in the same way, like when they see kids who have one last wish.
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Me and those children are like this in my town because I go and read books to them all
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You serve soft serve ice cream in your wheelchair?
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And then in order to give it to someone, you have to turn it upside down and make sure
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I got fired because I got caught stealing ice cream sometimes.
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You getting fired for stealing food is kind of hat in a hat, isn't it?
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It's like a metaphor for like, it's kind of like a duh, you know?
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I learned to speak a long time ago, like two years ago.
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But reading, it's just a bit of a harder test, tizzy.
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I'm a real big girl, so I like to scarf down my food.
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For Thanksgiving, probably just hanging out with family.
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No, they love me dearly, which I know I didn't want to bring up because I know that's hard
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for you, given the fact that your family doesn't love you at all.
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Because I see you right here with your girlfriend.
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Well, you just learned to read, so that's probably all you can do, huh?
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I've been reading the Bible since I was a little girl.
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I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
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How come I know your culture better than you, girl?
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I could tell by you rebooting right now when I asked you what your favorite verse was.
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What it was, was I started just saying something, and I didn't want to say nothing.
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Mama says I should stop doing it because I'm going to get blind.
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I hate when someone's stroke gets in the way of my daily tasks.
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I just like the essence of the book that just titillates me in a way that I don't like to
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A rich man that takes you in like a sex dungeon?
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The way he beats women that he wants to sleep with, I'm not entirely sure.
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I like to know what the color people are up to sometimes.
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So I can relate to them whenever I come across them in public.
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Because I don't want them to, like, rob me or something.
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In this video, a woman also sitting in her car is telling a story about how she was having
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She says she asked him to refer to her as a woman because she felt the term cisgender
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And she says the man called her transphobic and says it's ironic that the LGBTQ plus community
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will demand you call them the right pronouns but not give them the same respect.
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Like, how did you got to give respect to get it?
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So that might be a harder task for you to tackle.
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Well, I mean, I don't think that's that wasn't a thing until like last year when the homosexuals
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That's a big word for somebody who just learned to read.
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It just brings a lot of flavor to the words that you're saying.
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You know, I grew up in a cursing household, and I'm going to continue that through generations
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Reading, you don't really need that much to survive in life.
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I don't think I would categorize as a Christian.
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Honestly, my name is Drew, so I could just keep the same name.
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Is it sort of a Drewcephine or something like that?
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She took a whole section of Joanne's fabric to make it, but she made a dress, yeah.
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I think, she thinks it looks like my daddy, but I don't see it.
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I was going to say, maybe the five o'clock shadow.
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My daddy used to give me knuckle sandwiches all the time, actually.
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I mean, he's kind of setting you up for failure.
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I actually got out of school, in like middle school, because they were bullying me, saying
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So I have to be homeschooled from high school up.
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Well, there's a lot about the world I don't know.
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But what I do know is, is that Jesus is going to get me through it.
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If he can take you to it, he can get you through it.
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Okay, I'm going to read you some of these comments on this video of a woman being transphobic.
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It says, they say they want respect, but what they really want is obedience.
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It says, you should have just responded with, yes, sir.
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Do you think it's polite to shit yourself everywhere you go?
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Well, I can control my bodily functions sometimes.
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So, I don't think people can blame me for that.
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Because men love a small waist and big tits and big hips.
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And whatever it is you have, someone will love it.
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I don't know if it's a man, but someone will love it.
01:02:23.400
Well, Terry, it's been a really great conversation.
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Well, I just love having the less fortunate on my show because I feel like it really helps.
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You feel more comfortable because you also walk that same life.
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Well, I think of it more as like fulfilling make a wish.
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I would have thought I would have wished for something a little better, but okay.
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Well, I was going to say, I mean, I can do a lot, but I can't perform miracles.
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Like I said before, I'm praying for you and your entire family.
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I hope that you're having a good Thanksgiving and stuff like that.
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Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section.
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No, but do you mean parking or do you mean the bus?
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I don't validate parking though, so that's going to be on you.
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And if you're talking about social media, you can find me on TikTok, under Psyconic, B-S-Y
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Where can they find you at the nearest McDonald's?
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Honestly, though, I get why you are commenting a lot on that.
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