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00:00:59.960 When you're in school, did you ever have to get clothes from the lost and found?

00:01:03.500 Because you soiled yourself.

00:01:07.860 No, but it sounds like you're speaking from experience.

00:01:10.060 I am, actually. Yeah, several times.

00:01:12.280 That's upsetting.

00:01:12.680 You know, sometimes you just can't make it to the restroom in time.

00:01:15.140 And you're just...

00:01:15.700 And you shit your pants.

00:01:17.020 If you shit your pants too before, you're not alone either.

00:01:20.600 Because I shit my pants on the daily.

00:01:22.500 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring

00:01:33.920 me, your fave. Happy holidays and whatever else it is that you celebrate. Please acknowledge

00:01:39.580 all of the hard work my team put into decorating the set. Please. Anyways, on to the guests.

00:01:44.960 Today, we have the hilarious, the amazing, the iconic, the legendary, Keelan Campbell.

00:01:51.440 Hi.

00:01:53.200 You forgot big.

00:01:55.380 Big?

00:01:57.100 I would never.

00:01:58.460 Oh, okay.

00:01:58.880 Big as in big bag.

00:02:00.620 MJ.

00:02:01.620 Okay, bag too.

00:02:03.160 Okay, yeah, same, same, same, same.

00:02:04.620 How are you?

00:02:05.780 I'm great, how are you?

00:02:06.300 Are you feeling?

00:02:07.220 I'm good, I think.

00:02:09.660 Oh, wait, first off, I have to say.

00:02:11.800 Yeah.

00:02:12.100 Huge fan. Been a huge fan of you for ebbs.

00:02:14.820 Same, yeah.

00:02:15.700 Honestly, I do remember the, like, first couple videos I ever saw of you, but I'm so curious

00:02:20.340 to know, like, what were you doing prior to TikTok?

00:02:24.420 And for those of you who don't know, this is the iconic Terry Jo as well.

00:02:28.400 I feel like it's so crazy. Most people, like, see me off out of this and they're like, wait,

00:02:32.140 you're a man?

00:02:33.340 I'm like, wait, what is happening? It's crazy.

00:02:36.320 Your drag is just too good.

00:02:37.760 Yeah.

00:02:38.360 It's unhappable.

00:02:40.220 Me literally just laughing on awake and that shit.

00:02:42.980 But, um, what was I, oh, I think I was working at a company called Nero before this.

00:02:48.340 Okay.

00:02:48.640 And, like, driving in a little robotic car, literally just aimlessly driving for eight

00:02:54.300 hours a day at 15 miles per hour. It was crazy.

00:02:57.480 What, what's the job?

00:02:58.820 It was basically, like, mapping, I think.

00:03:00.460 Oh, okay. Like, Google Maps kind of thing?

00:03:02.860 Sort of, yes. But it was, like, they were, like, a robotics company to where they were going

00:03:07.880 to be, like, doing delivery in the future.

00:03:09.800 Like, self-driving car.

00:03:12.400 Oh, I see. I see.

00:03:13.340 Oh, how interesting.

00:03:14.720 It was, like, very random that I got that job.

00:03:16.620 I was like, okay.

00:03:17.940 And I just showed up there and was just driving all day, every day.

00:03:21.000 And that's all, that's what you did for, uh, for your job?

00:03:23.640 Yes.

00:03:24.040 Oh, how interesting. Do you like driving?

00:03:26.360 Mm, yes, actually.

00:03:27.720 Really?

00:03:28.160 I was going to say no, because I was working at Amazon before that, too, driving.

00:03:32.060 Oh, girl.

00:03:33.100 But it was actually, like, not that bad, because I was, like, by myself the entire time.

00:03:36.900 Well, that's kind of nice.

00:03:37.640 Yeah.

00:03:38.220 And, well, do you have any crazy Amazon stories?

00:03:40.640 I feel like Amazon delivery drivers have, like, the craziest stories.

00:03:44.240 Those times were, like, a blur for me, because I, like, was just going to work, and then,

00:03:48.200 like, blacking out, coming back home, and.

00:03:50.460 I feel it.

00:03:51.420 Getting your bag and going home.

00:03:53.040 Literally.

00:03:53.840 But, no, I did, one time I went to deliver a package to this lady's house, and she was

00:03:59.340 also walking up to her house with, like, groceries and stuff, and she opened the door, her dog

00:04:02.340 came out, and started chewing on my ankles, and I was bleeding, and I was like, oh, my

00:04:06.700 God, no, it's fine.

00:04:07.420 I was like, no, I'm sorry.

00:04:08.320 She's like, I'm like, oh, my God, it's literally, like, I'm bleeding.

00:04:11.080 It's just attacking you?

00:04:12.220 Yeah, but it was a little tiny dog.

00:04:13.640 She was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

00:04:14.940 I was like, oh, girl.

00:04:16.840 Sorry, he's not going to help the dog.

00:04:17.600 Girl, come get your package.

00:04:18.340 Get off my, yeah.

00:04:19.280 I have other things to drop off.

00:04:20.840 Exactly.

00:04:21.120 And I'm, like, limping into the next stop, but it was fine.

00:04:24.660 How old are you?

00:04:25.880 28.

00:04:27.180 Oh, my gosh, so am I.

00:04:28.820 Really?

00:04:29.300 Look at us.

00:04:30.000 I thought you were younger.

00:04:31.100 Same.

00:04:31.460 Everyone's usually younger than me.

00:04:32.620 Same.

00:04:33.180 Yeah.

00:04:33.380 Oh, my God, the way that this, the way that this industry is like, oh, my God, you're

00:04:38.820 like 30.

00:04:39.640 Yeah, literally.

00:04:40.740 First of all, relax.

00:04:41.880 You're about to retire.

00:04:43.340 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 Like, are you scared?

00:04:46.000 What comes in the afterlife?

00:04:47.780 The way I'm like, first of all, relax.

00:04:49.320 Lower your voice.

00:04:50.240 Yeah.

00:04:50.640 Second of all, 28 is not old.

00:04:53.040 It's not.

00:04:54.120 To Gen Zers, though, I'm decrepit.

00:04:56.420 Yeah.

00:04:56.880 I am so fucking old.

00:04:57.580 Every time people figure out my age, they're like, wait, what?

00:05:00.360 And I feel like I create this way.

00:05:02.080 Like, when I go live, I always tell people that, like, obviously, Terry Jo's, like, younger

00:05:05.360 than me.

00:05:05.800 So I'm like, I'm 21.

00:05:06.740 They're like, no, you're not.

00:05:09.060 I would have believed, like, 23, 24.

00:05:12.060 Yeah.

00:05:13.000 I have no clue what I look like anymore.

00:05:15.360 You look great.

00:05:15.740 Everyone says, like, it varies.

00:05:17.640 I'm like, you look old as hell.

00:05:19.060 And I'm like, oh, okay.

00:05:20.100 And then some people are like, you look 17.

00:05:21.660 And I'm like, okay.

00:05:22.480 So I don't know which one to believe.

00:05:23.640 That's honestly kind of the same thing with me, too.

00:05:26.280 I feel like, well, I once posted a promo from the show.

00:05:29.800 With Katya.

00:05:31.300 And we were laughing about something.

00:05:33.300 And I had said in the clip, like, people think I'm a lot younger than I actually am.

00:05:37.200 Like, they think I'm like, I've gotten 19, 20.

00:05:40.420 And I'm like, oh, no, girl.

00:05:41.720 I'm an old man.

00:05:42.660 The way that all the comments were like, you definitely don't look 19.

00:05:48.420 Yeah.

00:05:49.180 Relax.

00:05:49.680 I just, like, couldn't wait.

00:05:51.360 Like, you look decrepit.

00:05:53.680 You know, I was guessing at least, at least 31.

00:05:57.420 At least 42.

00:05:58.580 What's with the at least?

00:05:59.740 Yeah.

00:05:59.920 Just put, just say 31.

00:06:01.780 They just couldn't wait to make you feel better.

00:06:02.740 Because people in the comments are actually crazy.

00:06:04.700 They are.

00:06:05.900 They're so crazy.

00:06:06.200 I don't read comments ever, actually.

00:06:07.940 Really?

00:06:08.400 Well, actually, I do.

00:06:09.340 Because I think they're funny.

00:06:10.580 But, like, in, like, a, in the way that they're, like, being stupid.

00:06:14.060 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:14.960 That's my whole life, girl.

00:06:16.300 Girl, I don't know.

00:06:17.460 Like, what?

00:06:17.640 I always attribute it to them potentially being unemployed.

00:06:20.400 Yeah, true.

00:06:20.960 But I don't know.

00:06:22.540 Unemployed.

00:06:23.160 Loser.

00:06:24.220 A fucking loser.

00:06:24.660 Nothing to do but this.

00:06:25.900 I don't know.

00:06:26.580 Yeah.

00:06:26.820 Any of those things.

00:06:27.920 Which is weird.

00:06:28.640 Yeah.

00:06:29.380 Okay, so you're at, you're doing the robot driver job.

00:06:34.320 And then what makes you get on TikTok?

00:06:35.960 Yeah.

00:06:36.320 Were you already kind of watching stuff?

00:06:38.500 I've always been a consumer of social media, but I've never been, like, a posting or going

00:06:44.220 live kind of person.

00:06:44.980 I have no clue what, like, made me say, I'm going to go live tonight.

00:06:49.340 Yeah.

00:06:49.740 I think it was just boredom because it was, like, 2020 at the time.

00:06:52.540 Yeah.

00:06:53.620 And I was just like, well, what else can I do with my time right now?

00:06:57.240 And I just jumped on live and it just went crazy.

00:07:00.500 Really?

00:07:00.820 Yeah.

00:07:01.360 How did the character come about?

00:07:04.400 How was Terry Jo born?

00:07:05.720 She materialized out of thin air.

00:07:09.180 No, I literally just.

00:07:09.820 She took over you.

00:07:10.360 Literally.

00:07:11.120 Her spirit's like older.

00:07:12.200 No, my mom actually told me that she has this cousin, distant cousin named Terry Jo once.

00:07:16.960 And I was, like, dying laughing at the name because it's a funny name to me.

00:07:20.320 I'm like, who's mom or a woman named Terry Jo?

00:07:23.720 Anyways.

00:07:25.000 It just seems so, like, old.

00:07:27.340 It's a very weird name.

00:07:28.300 Like a dated name.

00:07:28.740 Yeah.

00:07:29.100 Yeah.

00:07:29.660 And then I just went live in, like, an old grandma costume.

00:07:32.540 And then, like, when people were asking what my name was, I just, that's the first name

00:07:35.480 that came to my brain.

00:07:37.240 And then it just, like, kind of snowballed from there.

00:07:39.300 I was just making random stuff up on the spot.

00:07:41.440 Yeah.

00:07:41.940 And she just came to be on live.

00:07:45.140 I didn't, like, ever think about it.

00:07:46.360 And she is an enigma.

00:07:48.360 Yeah.

00:07:48.960 She's a force.

00:07:49.700 She's a what?

00:07:50.060 I'm just kidding.

00:07:50.720 I was going to say.

00:07:52.140 The craziest joke right now.

00:07:55.780 Don't do me like that, girl.

00:07:57.720 You're right.

00:07:58.200 You're right.

00:07:58.420 Like, she is a force to be reckoned with.

00:08:03.200 When did you notice that it was kind of, like, turning into something, like, huge?

00:08:10.600 I don't know.

00:08:11.520 When I, like, I would always see, like, obviously, when you first start going live, you don't

00:08:14.300 have that many viewers.

00:08:15.800 Yeah.

00:08:15.940 But every time, each time I go live, I see it go higher and higher and higher.

00:08:19.080 And then people are, like, commenting, like, when are you going back live?

00:08:21.220 When are you going back live?

00:08:21.880 I'm like, what?

00:08:22.900 Like, why do you even care?

00:08:24.140 Yeah.

00:08:24.420 And then when I went live, I think Doja Cat was the first celebrity I went live with.

00:08:28.880 Oh, that's right.

00:08:29.560 Yeah.

00:08:30.060 And then after that, it was like.

00:08:32.020 You've gone live with so many famous people.

00:08:33.620 I know.

00:08:34.220 It's actually so weird.

00:08:35.080 I'm like, how did that even happen?

00:08:36.700 I know.

00:08:36.980 Especially the Doja Cat.

00:08:37.700 Well, I know she probably was just scrolling through TikTok and then, like, just saw me.

00:08:40.220 But this job is a joke sometimes.

00:08:41.420 Yeah.

00:08:41.720 Sometimes you're like, why do you want to talk to me so much?

00:08:44.440 Why do you want to talk to me?

00:08:45.620 I'm not that impressive.

00:08:46.480 I'm not that important.

00:08:47.760 But I'm just like, whatever.

00:08:48.480 It's a fun time.

00:08:49.200 Everyone's just talking.

00:08:50.620 And having fun.

00:08:51.500 Yeah.

00:08:51.860 Well, when you first started doing the lives, I remember the first videos I saw of you were

00:08:56.420 people clipping your lives.

00:08:57.640 Yeah.

00:08:58.000 And, like, posting the funniest moments.

00:09:00.000 Did you see that kind of exploding it a little bit more?

00:09:02.720 Because were you posting TikToks, too?

00:09:04.540 I was.

00:09:05.640 When I first started going live, I started, like, taking clips myself and posting them.

00:09:10.140 Yeah.

00:09:10.680 And then when I saw other people do it, I was like, mad.

00:09:12.500 I was like, why are you doing that?

00:09:13.580 Because it was like.

00:09:14.840 They're ripping your shit.

00:09:15.660 Yeah.

00:09:16.040 Like, I was posting the same exact thing that they were posting.

00:09:18.180 I was like, why are you reposting it?

00:09:19.460 Yeah.

00:09:19.860 But then at the end, I was like, well, they're actually helping me, like, get everywhere.

00:09:24.560 Yeah.

00:09:24.780 So I was like, whatever.

00:09:26.840 Because you spread fast, bro.

00:09:28.400 It was so weird.

00:09:29.360 It was crazy.

00:09:30.080 I was like, what is even happening?

00:09:31.860 Yeah.

00:09:32.420 Did you ever have any, like, dreams or aspirations of either working in entertainment, media, actor?

00:09:39.800 When I was younger, yes.

00:09:41.060 Like, a little kid.

00:09:41.780 But, like, I feel like all little kids are like, I want to be on Disney Channel.

00:09:44.400 Yeah.

00:09:44.640 Yeah.

00:09:45.440 But then, like, I'm also, like, very shy, which is also weird that I would even try to do something like that.

00:09:52.480 Yeah.

00:09:53.840 Then it just kind of, I always had in my brain that I would be, like, doing something like this.

00:09:58.100 And people would always tell me to.

00:09:59.680 Yeah.

00:10:00.240 And it just, like, kind of happened.

00:10:01.940 You know what's so funny about you saying that you're naturally shy, which I think most people would be shocked to hear.

00:10:06.000 That you are, you are, you are very reserved and you are very, uh.

00:10:10.020 I'd be scared.

00:10:11.200 I'd be scared.

00:10:13.040 Um, I've seen, I think, I think it was Kristen Wiig.

00:10:16.520 You know Kristen Wiig?

00:10:17.740 Um, I saw an article about her once and they said that she's one of the shyest people ever.

00:10:23.420 Yeah.

00:10:23.820 But she shines in a character.

00:10:25.780 Yeah.

00:10:26.180 Like, that's what makes her such a great actress is because she is, like, not herself.

00:10:31.880 She's the blonde one now.

00:10:33.060 Yes.

00:10:33.380 She's in Bridesmaids.

00:10:34.240 She's the main girl in Bridesmaids.

00:10:36.300 I do know who Kristen Wiig is.

00:10:39.280 She's on SNL for a very long time.

00:10:41.180 She's, like, a really, uh, famous and popular comedy actor.

00:10:45.860 But maybe that's why Terry Jo's your, your girl.

00:10:48.520 Yeah.

00:10:48.960 Because you, you feel.

00:10:49.800 Because when I slap that wig on, it's another story.

00:10:51.980 It's another girl entirely.

00:10:54.900 It was so weird, but I'm just like, whatever.

00:10:56.780 What's been the most, like, kind of, this is fucking crazy moment?

00:11:09.300 Like, since getting the platform where you're like, this is, this is crazy.

00:11:12.300 I think it's whenever I went and did the, like, paper magazine shoot.

00:11:15.840 Because that was, like, way in the beginning of what I was, I was like, why do they want

00:11:20.360 me on this magazine?

00:11:20.900 They literally flew me out to New York and I'm, like, doing this big, like, photo shoot.

00:11:24.440 I'm like, what?

00:11:25.200 Yeah, for paper magazine, that's big.

00:11:27.300 It was so weird.

00:11:28.120 I was like, what is going on?

00:11:30.920 But I kind of also don't really think about stuff like that.

00:11:33.020 I kind of just do it.

00:11:34.460 Like, everything.

00:11:35.380 I feel like if you think too hard about it, it may freak you out a little bit.

00:11:39.940 It's almost like you just, you just got to keep going.

00:11:41.860 Yeah.

00:11:42.060 You just got to keep working.

00:11:43.080 Yeah, because, like, if you delve too far, you're literally going to be, like, spinning.

00:11:48.600 I know.

00:11:49.240 It's going to be hard to, like, catch your breath kind of thing.

00:11:51.380 It's like the way your life changes so quickly.

00:11:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:54.780 I know.

00:11:55.480 Yeah.

00:11:56.080 I've told people, and we're the same age, but I've told people, like, before the platform,

00:12:02.100 I was so fucking normal.

00:12:04.500 Like, I didn't do anything remotely related to this.

00:12:09.420 I worked a regular job.

00:12:11.580 I lived in a house, a normal house.

00:12:14.400 I lived paycheck to paycheck.

00:12:15.660 Yeah.

00:12:15.940 Like everybody else.

00:12:16.600 Everybody else, yeah.

00:12:17.420 And then all of a sudden, you just post TikToks.

00:12:20.280 Is 2020 when you actually started doing Terry Jo, or were you just kind of posting?

00:12:23.920 I think 2020, yeah.

00:12:25.600 Yeah.

00:12:26.180 Like, late 2020, early 2021.

00:12:29.100 Do you have any other characters that you like?

00:12:30.780 I know you have one other one, but I forget her name.

00:12:33.000 Georgia, I'm sure you do.

00:12:34.620 Georgia, yeah.

00:12:35.420 But, like, I did, when I first started going live, I did, like, maybe three other characters.

00:12:39.780 Yeah.

00:12:40.320 Just boredom, like, testing out stuff.

00:12:42.660 But then, like, they're harder to, like, maintain, like, being funny and, like, thinking of stuff

00:12:47.020 on the spot than Terry Jo.

00:12:48.440 Girl, too many voices in here.

00:12:49.940 Yeah, literally.

00:12:50.180 I need a limited one.

00:12:51.380 Literally.

00:12:52.080 Because I was, like, a British character, too.

00:12:53.760 And, like, I couldn't keep up the accent while thinking of something funny.

00:12:57.000 It was just too much.

00:12:57.840 Too much multi-task.

00:12:58.480 Yeah.

00:12:58.940 I feel that.

00:12:59.380 So, I just stick with Terry Jo.

00:13:01.440 Sometimes I do the other one, Georgia.

00:13:03.480 Yeah.

00:13:03.800 Because that one's just easy.

00:13:04.540 Just, like, a valley girl who says very vulgar things.

00:13:07.440 So, I was, like, whatever.

00:13:08.620 That's the one she has, like, the pink bedroom.

00:13:10.100 Yeah.

00:13:11.420 I'm just, like, sex.

00:13:15.220 When you first started gaining popularity as Terry Jo, did you get a lot of hate or did

00:13:21.580 you get mostly love?

00:13:22.920 Yeah.

00:13:22.940 And then the hate just kind of, like, helped the character a little bit?

00:13:24.840 I've never gotten hate ever, actually.

00:13:26.980 Really?

00:13:27.220 It's so weird.

00:13:27.940 Yeah.

00:13:28.500 Damn, what's that like?

00:13:30.360 I don't know.

00:13:31.180 Must be nice.

00:13:31.920 I don't know the opposite sides.

00:13:33.320 Well, I actually did get hate once.

00:13:35.320 But that was more recently because of, like, some stuff that happened, like, off live with

00:13:40.180 my, like, friend group on live.

00:13:41.760 Oh, okay.

00:13:42.120 Okay.

00:13:42.340 And the people in the comments, like, made something.

00:13:44.500 It was weird.

00:13:45.360 Yeah.

00:13:46.260 But other than that, I've never really gotten hate.

00:13:48.260 People, like, they just think I'm funny and a joke.

00:13:50.980 So, I'm like, whatever.

00:13:52.020 Here it is.

00:13:52.220 Like, they just see me as a joke.

00:13:54.640 And I like that, actually.

00:13:55.840 Because I'm like, I am a joke.

00:13:57.140 Like, life is a joke.

00:13:58.140 This whole job is a joke, honestly.

00:14:00.300 Yeah.

00:14:00.560 I've said that before to people.

00:14:01.820 I'm like, sometimes I think, especially to white people, I'm just, like, a dancing, like,

00:14:08.100 I'm in a circus.

00:14:09.220 I'm a circus act.

00:14:10.000 A dance.

00:14:10.340 Yeah.

00:14:10.780 They watch me do shit and they're like, she's hilarious.

00:14:14.200 Yeah.

00:14:14.780 Do that thing again.

00:14:16.100 I hate when people tell me to do something.

00:14:19.080 Like, I do something funny and they're like, please do it again.

00:14:21.360 I'm like, no.

00:14:22.740 I intentionally don't do it again because they don't ask me to do it.

00:14:26.220 No, I'm not going to.

00:14:27.220 No.

00:14:27.720 Because why are you?

00:14:28.540 Like, it's basically like, perform.

00:14:29.940 Perform, monkey.

00:14:32.480 I'm like, no, I don't want to do it.

00:14:34.120 I know whenever, when I first, like, first, first blew up on TikTok and I, um, I think

00:14:39.560 the very first event I ever went to was like a random TikTok event and I went to it with

00:14:44.820 my friend and we were there and I had a couple of women come up to me, several women, all of

00:14:50.800 them white, all of them older.

00:14:52.420 And that's just context for the story, but they all treat me the same.

00:14:55.820 They would come up and they'd be like, oh my God, she's hilarious.

00:14:59.400 She is so funny.

00:15:01.040 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:15:01.740 She's so funny.

00:15:02.660 Do the thing.

00:15:03.360 Do the thing.

00:15:04.120 Can you do that thing to my friend and see?

00:15:06.080 No.

00:15:06.400 And I'd be like, do what thing?

00:15:08.580 And they're like, the laugh, the laugh.

00:15:10.160 Do it.

00:15:10.880 Do it.

00:15:11.460 Like, do backflips.

00:15:12.680 Yeah.

00:15:12.960 And you, like, can't do it on the spot.

00:15:15.080 It's just awkward.

00:15:16.180 It's not funny.

00:15:17.160 It's not funny to do it, like, when you're being asked to do it.

00:15:20.520 Yeah.

00:15:20.900 It made me feel like a performer.

00:15:23.200 And I was, like, juggling.

00:15:24.760 And I don't think that's how anybody works.

00:15:26.940 Even, like, if you are a performer, like, unless you're working, they're not paying you to do

00:15:30.260 a laugh.

00:15:30.900 So I'm like, girl, don't ask me to do anything.

00:15:33.900 Please don't.

00:15:34.780 Please don't.

00:15:35.420 Thank you.

00:15:35.840 I will.

00:15:36.580 Just hang out with me for a second.

00:15:38.320 I know.

00:15:38.860 That's my whole thing, too.

00:15:40.220 What's something people ask you to do with Terry Jo?

00:15:42.580 Oh, God.

00:15:43.880 They're always like, she roasts me.

00:15:46.160 Oh, I get that all the time.

00:15:48.080 Yeah.

00:15:48.820 I actually hate being asked that question.

00:15:50.940 Me, too.

00:15:51.160 Because then I will, and then you're going to cry.

00:15:53.900 They all think they can.

00:15:55.400 Yeah.

00:15:56.200 They all think they can.

00:15:57.640 I actually hate whenever people, also when people come up to me, like, immediately, like,

00:16:01.840 with the roast.

00:16:02.760 They're like, look at you.

00:16:04.340 You're like, I was like.

00:16:05.440 Really?

00:16:06.140 Yeah.

00:16:06.360 They're trying to, like, give, like, the banter that we do.

00:16:08.760 Like, I do on live.

00:16:10.300 But it's like.

00:16:10.760 But you're not.

00:16:11.520 You're not Terry.

00:16:12.700 Yeah.

00:16:12.940 And you're in the Seder Brothers.

00:16:14.640 At, like, Chili's.

00:16:16.120 No, like, what are your shoes?

00:16:17.380 What are you wearing?

00:16:18.160 I'm like, oh, my God.

00:16:19.440 It's crazy.

00:16:20.220 Now your turn.

00:16:21.160 Yeah.

00:16:21.660 And I'm just looking at them like this.

00:16:24.140 Just smiling.

00:16:25.120 It's.

00:16:25.420 I don't know.

00:16:25.780 It's weird.

00:16:26.880 I remember one time I had a girl come up to me at a meet and greet and she was like, oh,

00:16:33.780 my God, girl, I need you to do something for me.

00:16:36.920 And then she was already recording me.

00:16:39.340 And I don't know if she was recording, like, a FaceTime or she was recording.

00:16:42.140 She was recording me, though.

00:16:43.540 And she's like, I'm going to let my ex-boyfriend answer and you should roast him.

00:16:48.160 Oh, girl, I'm not doing that.

00:16:49.180 Yeah.

00:16:49.620 Oh.

00:16:49.860 How much are you paying me?

00:16:51.020 Girl, girl, I'm not doing that.

00:16:52.520 I'm off the clock.

00:16:53.180 What the heck?

00:16:54.080 It's so weird.

00:16:55.160 People, like, expect you to do it.

00:16:56.680 And then when you say no, they get mad.

00:16:58.860 Like, she's so rude.

00:17:00.820 That is very true.

00:17:02.400 I don't want to do it.

00:17:03.540 I even told her.

00:17:04.040 I was like, oh, babe, I'm not doing that.

00:17:05.260 Yeah.

00:17:05.620 Love you, though.

00:17:06.360 I'll take a picture with you if you want.

00:17:07.580 And she's like, you don't want to do it.

00:17:09.440 And I was like, well, I can't do that.

00:17:10.940 Like, literally, I can't.

00:17:12.240 Like, in the sense of, in order to protect myself, I can't just willy-nilly make fun of some

00:17:18.460 fucking dude, I don't know him, and I don't know you.

00:17:21.180 So I've made it a whole point to be like, please don't ask me to do that in public.

00:17:24.340 I'm never going to.

00:17:25.460 Yeah.

00:17:26.320 And it's in your best interest that you don't ask me that.

00:17:29.740 It's in everyone's best interest.

00:17:30.460 Because then I roast you, your family, what you're wearing right now.

00:17:34.480 I'm just kidding.

00:17:35.320 It's just a weird request to ask someone.

00:17:37.960 Yeah, on the spot.

00:17:38.820 Yeah.

00:17:39.440 That's crazy that they just come up and start hurling insults at you.

00:17:42.360 Literally.

00:17:42.900 And I'm just like, you're so funny.

00:17:45.580 You're like-

00:17:46.240 They want it back, but I'm like, I'm not going to give it to you.

00:17:48.860 So I just laugh at them.

00:17:49.920 I'm like, you want to take a picture?

00:17:52.360 Or what?

00:17:53.120 Do you get a lot of fans coming up to you?

00:17:55.220 Yes.

00:17:55.840 That's cool.

00:17:56.480 I love it.

00:18:00.300 I just, it's cool.

00:18:01.480 It's definitely cool in the sense that you're known for a very specific character, but they

00:18:06.260 love you so much.

00:18:07.100 They obviously know what you look like out of character.

00:18:09.560 Which is actually, I didn't expect that at all.

00:18:11.840 Yeah.

00:18:12.140 I expected people to be like, like walk straight past me and didn't know.

00:18:15.100 Girl, you thought you were going to be Hannah Montana?

00:18:16.080 Yeah.

00:18:16.880 I literally did.

00:18:17.900 You're going to blend seamlessly.

00:18:19.360 I literally did.

00:18:20.540 People were like, I'm going to tell you.

00:18:22.220 Or they'd be like, you're that girl from TikTok or that guy from TikTok.

00:18:24.880 I'm like, yeah.

00:18:25.820 I sometimes pretend like I can't hear them, actually, when I just walk straight past them.

00:18:30.100 I've done that.

00:18:31.060 They're screaming.

00:18:32.220 They're like, no, you heard me.

00:18:34.800 I'm like, no, I don't want to talk.

00:18:35.860 I've done that mostly just because it just feels kind of icky to me for me to be like,

00:18:41.720 yes.

00:18:42.460 You don't know what I'm saying?

00:18:43.480 Like what they call me.

00:18:44.320 Me?

00:18:44.820 That's me.

00:18:46.140 Oh, that is me.

00:18:47.940 Yeah.

00:18:48.420 But it just feels kind of icky to me.

00:18:49.820 So I'm just like, unless you tap me on the shoulder, I'll pretend I didn't hear it.

00:18:53.640 And it's always in the most awkward places, like Walmart.

00:18:56.580 Like I'm just in Walmart shopping and you're like, oh my God.

00:18:59.900 And they come up to you with a camera, like trying to film.

00:19:01.740 Some people actually like film videos instead of like a picture.

00:19:05.240 Really?

00:19:05.760 Yeah.

00:19:06.440 Like when they hold it up, like for a selfie?

00:19:08.320 No, like an actual video.

00:19:10.760 For what?

00:19:11.600 I don't know.

00:19:12.440 They expect me to like do a backflip or something.

00:19:14.080 And I'm like, hey.

00:19:16.460 And that's the video.

00:19:17.600 Hey.

00:19:17.800 And they just cut because I'm like not giving them anything.

00:19:20.680 That's not really.

00:19:21.380 They're like, you're a lot funnier on TikTok.

00:19:23.340 Yeah, literally.

00:19:24.300 I always have like that fear.

00:19:27.260 Not fear.

00:19:27.940 I don't really care.

00:19:28.840 But like, I feel like people are going to be like, you're not the same as you are.

00:19:33.360 People have said that actually.

00:19:34.580 When I did, I forget whose podcast I did.

00:19:37.440 But I saw a comment.

00:19:38.500 They're like, I just hate how he acts so shy in person.

00:19:41.060 But like, he's not the same as he is on live.

00:19:44.060 Duh.

00:19:44.760 Like, that's not me.

00:19:46.320 Yeah.

00:19:46.720 People are multifaceted.

00:19:48.420 People can be one way and another way at the same time.

00:19:51.620 That's T, honestly.

00:19:52.600 It's so weird.

00:19:53.340 Like, they expect me to be like at all times.

00:19:57.120 I'm like, girl.

00:19:57.700 I honestly totally get that too.

00:20:01.020 I get the same kind of comment like when they meet me in real life.

00:20:03.860 Because sometimes they'll ask me like, are you just like this all the time?

00:20:06.740 Are you just crazy all the time?

00:20:08.280 Are you just like making fun of me all the time?

00:20:09.920 Yeah.

00:20:10.240 And I'm like, no, because I don't hang out with people I hate.

00:20:13.660 True.

00:20:14.600 So what reason would you have to be?

00:20:16.140 Yeah.

00:20:16.580 I'm not firing on all cylinders all the time because I'm not hanging out with people that

00:20:21.160 I fucking hate.

00:20:22.280 So imagine if someone was like that 21st century.

00:20:25.460 You'd hate them.

00:20:26.720 They would be insufferable.

00:20:27.720 They would.

00:20:28.440 They'd be unbearable to be around.

00:20:30.360 People don't see that, though.

00:20:31.760 And I'm like, I'm unbearable to be around for many other reasons.

00:20:34.980 That's not what I do on the internet.

00:20:36.340 That's not one of them.

00:20:37.220 Yeah.

00:20:37.480 It's just, I don't know.

00:20:40.400 People who consume content are scared.

00:20:43.200 Yeah.

00:20:43.540 And I think it's kind of like that parasocial relationship.

00:20:47.600 Yeah.

00:20:47.700 The understanding that they have of you.

00:20:50.060 Yeah.

00:20:50.900 They're like, oh, they're like that all the time.

00:20:52.600 Yeah.

00:20:52.840 But like, no.

00:20:54.760 No.

00:20:55.320 And especially not you because yours is literally a character.

00:20:58.580 Yeah.

00:20:59.000 Mine is just like, that's like you said, it's one side of my personality.

00:21:02.860 That's what I feel like people don't understand as well.

00:21:05.560 Like even with like people who like just post like about their lives on the internet, the

00:21:09.820 people see that and they're like, I know everything about you.

00:21:12.480 Yeah.

00:21:12.680 No, you don't.

00:21:14.260 Yeah.

00:21:14.400 You know, the tiniest little snippet that I show you on the internet.

00:21:17.100 You'd be surprised.

00:21:17.880 Yeah.

00:21:18.400 You'd really be surprised.

00:21:19.520 It's actually crazy.

00:21:20.720 Yeah.

00:21:20.940 Especially how different a lot of people are in real life from their platforms.

00:21:24.840 Yeah.

00:21:25.460 Even if they're not like famous for a character like you two, it's some people are completely

00:21:30.960 different.

00:21:31.360 Like they're like not nearly as like crazy and some of them are really shy and some of

00:21:37.540 them are quiet and some of them are the complete opposite.

00:21:39.760 Like they're really like calm and loving and sisterly online and then they're fucking nuts

00:21:44.220 in real life.

00:21:45.420 And they're a bitch.

00:21:47.660 That's me.

00:21:49.080 Actually, people always.

00:21:49.900 And me.

00:21:51.480 Hopefully.

00:21:52.420 People I've seen comments from me who are like, he's such a bitch like in person.

00:21:55.440 Like I called his name and he just walked straight past me.

00:21:58.400 Really?

00:21:58.940 Which I've never done.

00:22:01.360 No, I'm sure I've done it, but like on accident, but like.

00:22:06.140 Not on purpose.

00:22:07.380 Yeah.

00:22:07.480 I've never done that on purpose.

00:22:09.440 And honestly, Keelan is shy.

00:22:11.560 Yeah.

00:22:12.200 So shy.

00:22:13.060 He's a shy girl.

00:22:13.460 He's a shy girl.

00:22:13.840 I have anxiety and stuff.

00:22:15.860 Don't know.

00:22:16.900 I know.

00:22:18.280 I saw a comment that said that too.

00:22:20.320 I'm saying I don't read comments.

00:22:22.360 Telling you a whole bunch of comments.

00:22:24.300 No, I saw a comment that was saying like, I hate how he's like, he's blames his anxiety

00:22:28.860 on like, not wanting to talk to his fans in public, but like, that's not true.

00:22:33.420 I literally talk to literally every, anybody who comes up to me, I talk to him.

00:22:36.160 Yeah.

00:22:36.520 But like, I'm not going to be the funniest person you meet when you meet me.

00:22:41.240 And honestly, that's probably most of what the interaction is, is they expect you to be

00:22:48.520 someone very specific to a point sometimes where they almost feel entitled to it.

00:22:53.260 And then when you're just like, normal and nice, they're kind of like, oh.

00:22:57.520 He's dry.

00:22:58.900 He's being mean to me right now.

00:23:00.400 I'm not.

00:23:01.640 I'm just saying hi.

00:23:03.700 Well, and also like, I feel like you're, you're doing your absolute best to not be mean

00:23:08.300 to them when they ask you to.

00:23:09.860 Like some of them ask you to be mean to them.

00:23:12.660 That's true.

00:23:13.620 Maybe I should start doing that, actually.

00:23:15.060 Like, just give into that one and then it'll balance itself out.

00:23:18.560 And they're like, oh my God, wait.

00:23:19.760 They'll be like, wait, he's so funny.

00:23:21.060 Wait, he's so funny.

00:23:22.100 He ate that.

00:23:23.780 I also don't get the like, whole like, oh, you're funny as Terry, but you're not funny

00:23:29.300 as you, because you're the same person.

00:23:32.300 True.

00:23:32.920 The jokes are coming from the same brain.

00:23:34.120 They expect me to be like saying homophobic and racist things all the time.

00:23:37.760 Like, it's just weird.

00:23:39.660 Oh my God, what if?

00:23:40.880 What if that's why?

00:23:41.860 Yeah.

00:23:42.140 They were like, I thought you were a fucking bigot.

00:23:44.140 Like, yeah, sometimes I actually think that I get scared.

00:23:47.180 I'm like, who are actually my followers?

00:23:49.420 And like, what?

00:23:50.960 Like, what do they watch me for?

00:23:54.120 That's T.

00:23:54.840 Yeah.

00:23:55.320 That is T.

00:23:56.000 Do they get the satire of it?

00:23:57.900 Or do they agree?

00:24:00.460 Oh my God.

00:24:01.380 That would blow my fucking mind.

00:24:03.340 That would blow my mind.

00:24:04.740 Normally, I'm sure it's the people who are like getting the humor and the satire behind

00:24:08.280 it.

00:24:08.440 Yeah.

00:24:08.760 I'm sure that's the majority of it.

00:24:09.960 But the fear of it being the wrong crowd, you're like, oh, hold on.

00:24:14.380 Yeah.

00:24:14.920 Hold on.

00:24:15.480 I start a revolution.

00:24:16.920 A Republican revolution.

00:24:19.080 You rehabilitate all of them.

00:24:20.580 That would be crazy.

00:24:20.940 Yeah.

00:24:21.560 I'll like infiltrate them from the inside.

00:24:23.300 You're our Trojan horse.

00:24:24.440 We're sneaking you in there.

00:24:26.000 I explode.

00:24:27.000 Everyone comes out of me.

00:24:29.000 We're infiltrating them with Terry Joe.

00:24:31.340 I don't think I could ever spend, actually, never mind.

00:24:35.060 I'm just going to say something crazy.

00:24:38.880 Inside a horse?

00:24:39.680 Is that what you're going to say?

00:24:40.360 No.

00:24:40.920 I was going to say I could actually never spend time with like Republican people, like

00:24:45.140 a big group of them.

00:24:46.740 But actually, that would be funny.

00:24:47.960 Like if I actually just went and like pretended to be like, like in Terry Joe, like actually

00:24:52.660 like in a crowd of Republicans.

00:24:53.820 That would be so funny.

00:24:54.660 Yes.

00:24:55.300 You should go like on the street, like with like The Daily Show and like go to those Trump

00:25:00.220 rallies.

00:25:00.520 Yeah.

00:25:01.080 As Terry.

00:25:02.100 True.

00:25:02.620 That would be funny.

00:25:03.420 TM, if you guys pick it up.

00:25:04.880 Comedy Central.

00:25:05.500 TM.

00:25:06.100 I want to produce your credit.

00:25:07.400 Thank you.

00:25:08.720 That's all I need.

00:25:09.380 I could have to pay you.

00:25:10.800 That would be funny.

00:25:11.600 Yeah.

00:25:12.360 Oh my God.

00:25:12.960 I'm imagining you going there and like just being so incredibly bigoted with them.

00:25:18.220 And they're like, one of us.

00:25:20.220 Yeah.

00:25:20.640 One of us.

00:25:21.700 They lift the wheelchair.

00:25:23.320 I was going to say they probably carry.

00:25:24.660 You off their shoulders.

00:25:26.040 Oh my God.

00:25:26.640 I actually saw somebody get lifted in a wheelchair once at a concert.

00:25:29.680 It was crazy.

00:25:30.500 Oh, I've seen that too.

00:25:31.480 Yeah.

00:25:31.740 I think I saw it at Coachella once.

00:25:33.180 I'm like, period.

00:25:33.700 You guys are strong.

00:25:35.020 Period.

00:25:35.640 Huh?

00:25:36.040 I said, period.

00:25:36.660 You guys are strong.

00:25:37.440 Yeah.

00:25:38.020 I can't lift shit.

00:25:39.260 I have zero upper body strength.

00:25:41.560 I have none.

00:25:42.240 I can't even lift myself.

00:25:43.640 Same.

00:25:43.860 I can't do a push up.

00:25:45.200 Same.

00:25:46.200 It's crazy.

00:25:47.520 Well, I won't do a push up.

00:25:49.900 Because that's manual labor.

00:25:51.460 Maybe.

00:25:52.620 And I would never do manual labor.

00:25:54.460 Oh my God.

00:25:54.860 I can't do a push up.

00:25:56.340 I can't do a pull up.

00:25:57.420 Yeah.

00:25:58.040 Me neither.

00:25:58.160 Sometimes my dad, he gets on some old man shit and he's like, you got to learn how to

00:26:02.640 do pull up at least.

00:26:03.900 I'm like, for what?

00:26:05.220 What the fuck?

00:26:05.480 What reason would I have to do that?

00:26:06.660 When am I going to need that?

00:26:07.380 I'm going to have to pull myself away from dinosaurs?

00:26:10.380 What are you talking about?

00:26:11.540 And he was like, what if you're hanging off a cliff or something and you're only hanging

00:26:15.620 by your hands?

00:26:16.540 You have to put yourself up.

00:26:17.380 I'm like, well, if adrenaline isn't catching me, then God is.

00:26:20.300 I'm dying.

00:26:21.220 And why would you be hanging off a cliff?

00:26:22.980 Girl, I don't know.

00:26:23.820 That's why I said, first of all, don't put me there in the first place.

00:26:26.780 Exactly.

00:26:27.300 That's why I'm like, I'm dying easily.

00:26:29.540 I would be like this.

00:26:30.280 I'm gone.

00:26:32.860 Let go and let God.

00:26:34.080 Because at that point, that's how you can do.

00:26:35.780 I would actually not be able to lift myself up.

00:26:38.020 Me either.

00:26:38.680 Yeah.

00:26:39.060 If I'm hanging off a cliff, I think I've given up a little bit.

00:26:43.540 I think I've come to the point of acceptance to some extent.

00:26:45.600 That's what you were doing.

00:26:46.520 You were jumping.

00:26:47.900 But you regretted it a little bit and held on.

00:26:50.560 And I was like, nah, I was right the first time.

00:26:53.320 Whoops.

00:27:00.280 I have a random question for you.

00:27:03.060 Do you think that you would ever survive in a zombie apocalypse?

00:27:05.980 No.

00:27:06.840 Me either.

00:27:07.620 I have a very simple reason why, but it's very dark.

00:27:11.720 And what is it?

00:27:12.300 I would kill myself.

00:27:13.540 Me too.

00:27:13.960 Immediately.

00:27:14.640 Me too.

00:27:15.200 I've said that on the show.

00:27:16.220 Yeah.

00:27:16.700 I'm like.

00:27:17.040 Because I'm like, I don't understand why people want to survive that.

00:27:20.720 Me either.

00:27:21.480 You want to live after?

00:27:22.780 Yeah.

00:27:23.560 Dude.

00:27:23.800 And there is no after.

00:27:24.860 Girl, as soon as my phone dies, I'm dying.

00:27:27.700 Yeah.

00:27:28.060 What's the point?

00:27:28.560 There's no internet service.

00:27:29.420 There's no McDonald's.

00:27:30.660 What am I supposed to do?

00:27:32.260 What is the point?

00:27:33.280 Literally, what is the point of living at that point?

00:27:34.740 What is the quality of life after that?

00:27:36.960 There is none.

00:27:38.400 If I can't find my phone charger, what's the fucking point?

00:27:41.560 Zombie.

00:27:42.080 Imagine being eaten alive by zombies.

00:27:45.700 Like, they're tearing at your flesh.

00:27:47.680 Limb from limb.

00:27:48.680 I don't even like fish.

00:27:50.120 So I can't even imagine.

00:27:51.820 Fish?

00:27:52.180 Yeah.

00:27:52.600 I hate fish.

00:27:53.640 Why not?

00:27:54.140 Like, the creatures alive.

00:27:55.140 I'll eat fish when they're swimming.

00:27:57.480 Like, I'm scared of a lot of animals.

00:27:58.780 So I can only imagine a human that's, like, flesh-eating zombie.

00:28:03.240 Biting you.

00:28:04.460 And ripping.

00:28:05.460 They don't even have sharp teeth.

00:28:06.920 They have, like, dull teeth.

00:28:07.820 So they're going to be gnawing.

00:28:09.480 For a while.

00:28:10.240 Like your body, yeah.

00:28:11.160 While you're alive.

00:28:12.760 Girl.

00:28:13.000 That's crazy.

00:28:13.740 I could never.

00:28:14.560 I could never either.

00:28:15.460 I'm so, I feel so validated in the fact that you're also going to kill yourself because

00:28:19.240 that's what I would do easily.

00:28:20.460 Imagine.

00:28:20.960 I mean, my friends were actually talking about this the other day.

00:28:22.780 I was so crazy.

00:28:23.580 Imagine, like, it was a prank, though.

00:28:25.220 Like, a worldwide prank.

00:28:26.420 And they're like, it's zombies, zombies.

00:28:28.680 And then you're like, girl, well, I'm gone.

00:28:30.300 And then, like, they're like, it was a prank.

00:28:32.160 But you're dead at this point.

00:28:33.520 I made someone think it was a zombie apocalypse and they killed themselves.

00:28:36.100 Not clickbait.

00:28:37.460 On YouTube.

00:28:38.260 Imagine.

00:28:38.920 What is his name?

00:28:39.580 Logan Paul.

00:28:40.060 Logan Paul.

00:28:42.420 Can you imagine?

00:28:43.240 Yeah.

00:28:43.400 He's like, it was a joke.

00:28:45.060 I was fucking praying.

00:28:46.420 I'm going to go box somebody.

00:28:46.840 Does he even do YouTube anymore?

00:28:48.840 I don't even know.

00:28:49.700 I don't think so.

00:28:50.340 I don't know their lore.

00:28:51.520 Is this going to be a podcast or something?

00:28:52.380 I know that they're boxing.

00:28:53.780 Yeah.

00:28:54.600 Because that's white people culture.

00:28:56.300 Yeah, true.

00:28:56.860 Is to be like.

00:28:57.360 Would you ever do that?

00:28:58.620 Box someone.

00:28:59.840 You know what's so funny?

00:29:00.620 I've been asked to do it.

00:29:02.180 Did you decline it or you just didn't answer?

00:29:04.640 I said no because I'm not a fucking circus act.

00:29:09.320 Like, that idea to me.

00:29:11.100 Yeah.

00:29:11.400 First of all, it seems very like, I'm a man.

00:29:15.180 You embarrass me.

00:29:16.520 So I'm going to beat you up.

00:29:17.680 Yeah.

00:29:18.000 Like, I don't need to do that.

00:29:19.000 Yeah.

00:29:19.240 If I wanted to beat you up, I'd just pull up to your house.

00:29:21.640 Like, drop a pin.

00:29:22.580 I'll beat you in the fucking street, girl.

00:29:24.340 There would have to be a whole production for it.

00:29:24.820 Yeah.

00:29:25.040 Yeah.

00:29:25.380 Like, I don't need the audience.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:27.220 Like, just send me a pin.

00:29:28.280 But the thing is, the money.

00:29:32.320 Yeah.

00:29:32.660 But unless I'm getting, like, Floyd Mayweather money, like, it's really not worth it.

00:29:35.920 They were making a lot of money.

00:29:37.020 Oh, well, they said they were making a lot of money for him.

00:29:39.020 Oh, yeah.

00:29:39.740 Like, the Bryce Hall one and everything.

00:29:41.480 Yeah.

00:29:42.200 I mean.

00:29:43.440 Like, imagine you were fighting Logan Paul.

00:29:45.880 But see, imagine me and Logan Paul.

00:29:48.640 Yes.

00:29:49.000 That would be funny.

00:29:49.920 That would be funny.

00:29:51.080 That would be funny.

00:29:51.180 And people would buy the tickets and you'd be rich and then you can, like, forfeit.

00:29:56.800 Not forfeit, but, like, just let him hit you once and then you fall and then he wins.

00:30:00.680 And then you, like, make that much money.

00:30:02.560 I let him hit me once and then I accuse him of being an abuser.

00:30:06.620 Okay, yeah.

00:30:07.240 I just pull the woman card immediately.

00:30:08.980 Sue.

00:30:09.380 Can't hit me.

00:30:09.880 Yeah.

00:30:10.600 Sue, make quadruple the money.

00:30:12.800 Leave.

00:30:13.360 Then you disappear from the internet and never have to do anything ever again.

00:30:15.980 Then I retire in the woods like a witch.

00:30:17.660 I feel like that's the perfect plan.

00:30:19.520 We should set that up.

00:30:19.900 That is the perfect plan, honestly.

00:30:21.120 Or you could win, but then you wouldn't be able to sue.

00:30:25.560 True.

00:30:26.060 Yeah.

00:30:26.440 But then I would get the ultimate bragging rights of saying I'd be Logan Paul in a fistfight.

00:30:31.760 Yeah.

00:30:32.500 We just bare knuckle box.

00:30:34.520 Imagine.

00:30:35.140 People would literally riot if that was.

00:30:37.080 We bare knuckle box, but we're both topless.

00:30:40.060 I'm like, skins.

00:30:41.980 Skins.

00:30:42.380 I have those big boxer shorts on.

00:30:44.700 No top, no bra.

00:30:46.000 Wrapping around his neck.

00:30:47.660 And chucking him out.

00:30:51.540 No top, no bra.

00:30:53.080 Yeah.

00:30:53.640 Gloves.

00:30:54.420 Yes.

00:30:54.780 And then those big ass fucking shorts.

00:30:56.080 That is the craziest image in my brain right now.

00:30:59.120 I'm scared.

00:31:00.140 See, it's the art of misdirection.

00:31:02.340 Yeah.

00:31:02.440 Because it's so distracting.

00:31:03.900 Your nipple piercing.

00:31:05.360 It's just so crazy.

00:31:07.260 And like a ponytail.

00:31:10.060 That would actually be scary.

00:31:11.280 I have French braids.

00:31:11.720 Yeah.

00:31:13.200 I would actually be terrified too.

00:31:14.780 I have like an 80 inch braid.

00:31:16.420 And he's just there like.

00:31:19.560 He'd be scared to hit you.

00:31:20.560 He's so scared.

00:31:21.520 Yeah.

00:31:22.000 Dude, that would be funny.

00:31:23.100 Yeah.

00:31:23.460 It would be.

00:31:24.140 In order to win, I gotta get weird.

00:31:25.880 Yeah.

00:31:26.200 That's what I would need.

00:31:27.140 True.

00:31:27.260 Immediately.

00:31:27.720 I gotta change the context.

00:31:29.440 I gotta throw him off his game immediately.

00:31:31.880 And then I win.

00:31:32.800 And spit in his face.

00:31:33.900 But like you have like acid in your mouth.

00:31:38.700 But then I die too.

00:31:40.000 Too far?

00:31:40.600 Oh yeah, that's true.

00:31:41.780 Maybe it's a little capsule.

00:31:43.340 And you bite it before you spit it out.

00:31:45.280 So cyanide.

00:31:46.220 Yes.

00:31:46.620 I don't know what cyanide is, but yes.

00:31:49.080 One of those.

00:31:50.760 Speaking of fighting.

00:31:52.000 Speaking of transition.

00:31:55.580 Speaking of fighting.

00:31:57.040 Yeah.

00:31:57.340 As we've been talking about, Miss Terry Jo is a big, big, big part of your TikTok presence.

00:32:05.220 Yes.

00:32:05.620 And your act.

00:32:06.400 Because you're an actor.

00:32:07.620 Yes.

00:32:08.520 Would you please go get her for us?

00:32:10.380 I'd like to meet her in person.

00:32:11.500 Yeah.

00:32:12.040 I don't think she'd like to meet you, but I will go get her.

00:32:15.420 Yes.

00:32:15.520 I don't think she likes to meet anybody, to be honest.

00:32:17.020 True.

00:32:18.220 All right.

00:32:18.700 Let's do it.

00:32:19.340 Let's go get Terry Jo.

00:32:20.880 Here we go.

00:32:27.340 Okay, guys.

00:32:28.980 The second special guest of the day is here.

00:32:32.660 The one and only, Miss Terry Jo.

00:32:35.140 Welcome to the set, Terry Jo.

00:32:37.060 Woo!

00:32:39.360 In here.

00:32:40.100 What a freak.

00:32:41.780 Small chairs you got here.

00:32:44.520 Really?

00:32:45.200 I feel really good in mine.

00:32:46.440 Oh.

00:32:48.380 Maybe you're just a bit more petite than I am, but.

00:32:51.260 Probably.

00:32:51.620 I think the chairs are a bit small.

00:32:53.360 I'm not big or nothing.

00:32:55.320 No, of course not.

00:32:56.260 Yeah.

00:32:56.440 How are you doing, Miss Terry?

00:32:58.040 I'm doing great.

00:32:58.600 How are you?

00:32:59.340 I'm good.

00:33:00.320 Good.

00:33:00.920 Having a great day.

00:33:01.980 Feeling good.

00:33:02.480 Feeling fresh.

00:33:02.940 You're in the festive mood.

00:33:03.880 I sure am.

00:33:04.860 Okay.

00:33:05.220 I love Christmas.

00:33:06.320 You love Christmas?

00:33:07.160 I do.

00:33:08.000 I do love Christmas.

00:33:09.320 Why do you love Christmas?

00:33:10.240 Because it's Jesus' birthday, of course.

00:33:11.980 Of course.

00:33:12.460 Why else would I love Christmas?

00:33:14.160 Oh, well, the gifts.

00:33:16.180 The gifts.

00:33:16.860 The lights and stuff like that.

00:33:18.280 Yeah.

00:33:18.540 But ultimately, Jesus' birthday.

00:33:22.200 Yeah.

00:33:23.060 Praise Him.

00:33:23.760 Is that why you love it?

00:33:24.620 Um, no.

00:33:26.820 Okay.

00:33:27.860 So you like it for the gifts?

00:33:29.360 Yeah.

00:33:29.820 Probably.

00:33:30.420 Okay.

00:33:30.740 So you're a materialistic kind of girl.

00:33:33.760 If you could tell by looking at me, probably.

00:33:35.660 Yeah.

00:33:35.840 I see you got your little nice bracelets on.

00:33:37.520 I could never afford nothing like that.

00:33:39.080 Me, personally.

00:33:40.040 I know.

00:33:40.800 Oh.

00:33:42.560 What's that supposed to mean?

00:33:44.280 I was just saying I could tell.

00:33:45.760 Oh, okay.

00:33:46.180 Yeah.

00:33:46.300 I love your dress.

00:33:49.540 Thank you.

00:33:50.240 My mom made it for me.

00:33:51.500 She did.

00:33:52.440 How long did it take her?

00:33:53.940 Um, I think maybe like two years.

00:33:57.040 She said it was a lot of fabric to work with.

00:34:00.700 So she had to like, I don't know, really gear up the courage to, and the arthritis.

00:34:06.520 You know, she got arthritis in her hands.

00:34:07.960 So, yeah, it was acting up.

00:34:10.060 And you just let her toil away, huh?

00:34:11.760 Well, she wanted to.

00:34:13.160 She said I needed something new, so.

00:34:15.060 Oh, okay.

00:34:15.920 That's nice.

00:34:17.020 You, this is, where'd you get this from?

00:34:20.500 The outfit?

00:34:21.260 Yeah.

00:34:21.720 Or the pants?

00:34:22.660 Everything.

00:34:24.100 Um, I honestly don't know where this tank top is from.

00:34:27.460 Okay.

00:34:28.060 The sweater.

00:34:28.700 Goodwill?

00:34:31.560 Salvation Army?

00:34:32.800 Um, I'm more of a like lost and found in kind of guy.

00:34:36.460 Okay.

00:34:37.100 Yeah.

00:34:37.540 Like at school.

00:34:38.520 Yeah.

00:34:39.200 Did you ever have to?

00:34:39.820 Well, I go to like the local YMCA, and I just kind of rummage through it.

00:34:43.440 Okay.

00:34:43.840 It's a thrift store, if you think about it.

00:34:44.960 When you're in school, did you ever have to get clothes from the lost and found?

00:34:48.360 Because you soiled yourself.

00:34:52.840 No, but it sounds like you're speaking from experience.

00:34:54.980 I am, actually.

00:34:55.860 Oh, really?

00:34:56.300 Several times.

00:34:57.200 That's upsetting.

00:34:57.600 You know, sometimes you just can't make it to the restroom in time.

00:35:00.060 And you're just.

00:35:00.600 And you shit your pants.

00:35:02.540 Oops.

00:35:03.300 Yeah, sometimes for some people.

00:35:04.860 Yeah, I'm sure that happens.

00:35:05.660 Yeah.

00:35:06.020 That never happened to you?

00:35:07.140 Um, no.

00:35:08.340 Just me?

00:35:09.340 Yeah.

00:35:09.820 That's a you thing, for sure.

00:35:11.320 I think most people that hasn't happened to you, it's probably just you.

00:35:14.120 No, I've had a couple people tell me that that happened to them too before.

00:35:17.500 Really?

00:35:17.640 So I don't feel alone in it.

00:35:18.900 You know, if you shit your pants too before, you're not alone either.

00:35:22.680 Because I shit my pants on the daily.

00:35:25.940 I.

00:35:27.360 That I can also tell.

00:35:29.000 Oh.

00:35:29.940 By the smell of me.

00:35:32.140 Am I reeking up the place?

00:35:34.220 No, you just have that energy about you.

00:35:36.340 Yeah.

00:35:36.600 Like, when I look at you, you have an aura of, I shit my pants.

00:35:40.220 Okay.

00:35:40.620 Well, I like that about myself, honestly, because it's honest.

00:35:43.740 It's open.

00:35:44.220 It's honest.

00:35:45.060 Sure.

00:35:45.480 Some people like to lie and say they never shit themselves.

00:35:49.020 But I know she has.

00:35:52.080 You know for a fact.

00:35:53.520 Well, I do.

00:35:54.060 Yeah.

00:35:54.420 Because that's, it's life.

00:35:56.280 That's what happens.

00:35:57.000 Sometimes your bowels are loose.

00:35:58.620 And.

00:35:59.140 Yeah.

00:35:59.360 For a wild animal.

00:36:00.300 I think that's.

00:36:00.800 Oh.

00:36:01.280 Yeah.

00:36:01.840 Well, no, I don't think so.

00:36:03.400 No.

00:36:03.680 I think it happens to everyone.

00:36:05.120 Okay.

00:36:05.580 It's a journey in life.

00:36:06.500 By everyone, do you mean old people?

00:36:08.280 Them too.

00:36:09.020 Them especially.

00:36:09.620 I used to actually clean the bedpan for my gran whenever she was, um, and living in my house.

00:36:14.500 Really?

00:36:14.940 Yeah.

00:36:15.240 Was that just because, like, you enjoyed it or?

00:36:18.300 No, I didn't enjoy it.

00:36:19.680 But, um, sometimes the sink didn't work and I had to, you know, dispose of it other ways.

00:36:25.560 Um, and people tell me my breath smell like shit, but that was, you know, um, sometimes

00:36:33.040 you got to do what you got to do.

00:36:35.020 You didn't think about throwing it outside?

00:36:36.820 It was like, I should ingest it.

00:36:38.860 You're right.

00:36:39.360 I didn't think about that.

00:36:40.260 Maybe that's why you're shitting your pants.

00:36:41.420 True.

00:36:41.800 Because you're eating shit.

00:36:42.660 That's true.

00:36:43.420 I mean, that's probably.

00:36:44.540 You are what you eat.

00:36:47.680 You sure are.

00:36:49.160 Yeah.

00:36:49.680 So, how have you been, Terri?

00:36:55.860 I've been great.

00:36:56.740 Anything new going on with you, girl?

00:36:58.880 Um, no, actually.

00:37:00.540 I've just been going to church, going to work and stuff like that.

00:37:03.540 What do you do for work?

00:37:04.340 Praise the Lord.

00:37:05.120 I work at a car wash right now.

00:37:07.160 Is it one of those, like, ones where you get out and wash your own car?

00:37:11.080 No, it's a full service kind of car wash.

00:37:13.560 I used to do that.

00:37:14.640 I used to be out there washing the cars, but then I promoted myself.

00:37:18.200 But I got promoted to receptionist.

00:37:22.000 I work in the office now because people didn't want me washing their cars no more because they said the sides of my wheels scraped their car.

00:37:28.020 So, they put me on the inside.

00:37:30.700 In your wheelchair?

00:37:31.540 Yeah.

00:37:32.360 In the wheelchair.

00:37:32.980 I couldn't help but notice that you didn't have it.

00:37:34.840 I didn't bring it today because I didn't want to, like, embarrass you.

00:37:38.440 So, I know you probably couldn't afford a wheelchair or something nice like that.

00:37:41.660 So, I left it at home.

00:37:44.060 And you just asked for the Lord to give you the power to walk just for today?

00:37:47.220 No.

00:37:47.460 Well, sometimes it's, like, innately inside of me to just get up and walk.

00:37:57.680 Sometimes that's just what it is.

00:37:59.060 You just get up and walk whenever you...

00:38:00.960 Yeah.

00:38:01.620 And sometimes you can't.

00:38:03.220 Won't he do it?

00:38:04.020 Yeah.

00:38:04.520 And he will.

00:38:06.100 Every time.

00:38:07.280 Every time.

00:38:08.160 Every time.

00:38:08.840 All the time God is good.

00:38:10.280 Exactly.

00:38:10.640 Okay, so you're working at the car wash.

00:38:13.940 How's that going?

00:38:14.720 Do you enjoy that job?

00:38:16.200 It's something.

00:38:17.000 I mean, it's something that pays the bills currently because my daddy passed away.

00:38:20.880 So, he ain't paying the bills no more.

00:38:22.540 So, somebody has to do it.

00:38:23.360 My mama's too big to work right now.

00:38:26.860 Yeah.

00:38:27.440 Just, like, physically?

00:38:28.620 Physically, yeah.

00:38:29.580 She has diabetes and carpal tunnel and all kinds of stuff.

00:38:32.960 So, she can't really, you know.

00:38:34.540 Man.

00:38:35.080 Yeah.

00:38:35.540 Move like that.

00:38:36.720 Like, I can.

00:38:38.680 Yeah.

00:38:39.300 You pretty agile?

00:38:40.640 Yeah.

00:38:41.080 Yeah.

00:38:41.480 Some people call me the fastest car washer.

00:38:48.300 Even though you work at Recession?

00:38:50.060 It's true.

00:38:50.560 But when I was washing the cars.

00:38:51.740 Oh, I remember.

00:38:52.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:53.060 Because you got promoted.

00:38:54.180 Did you get promoted?

00:38:54.680 Scrapings of the cars and stuff, so.

00:38:56.620 I thought you were going to say that they promoted you because you were just too much of a distraction.

00:39:02.220 No.

00:39:02.520 When you were washing cars, you know, like.

00:39:04.720 Oh, man.

00:39:05.380 Some, like.

00:39:06.400 Yeah.

00:39:06.940 Sexy stuff.

00:39:07.680 Like, what?

00:39:08.300 Well, what's the opposite of sexy?

00:39:10.220 No, I do get the men a little titillated sometimes.

00:39:12.940 Whenever I roll past them, they look at me and they think, well, look at this fine young woman.

00:39:18.380 I personally am not looking for a man that's looking at me for my body.

00:39:22.220 I'm looking at men looking for what's up here.

00:39:24.940 So, when I would wash cars and people would, like, say stuff like this, I would just ignore it.

00:39:29.100 Yeah.

00:39:29.380 But, no, that wasn't the reason.

00:39:31.540 Is that what they said?

00:39:32.500 They'd say that when you would roll past them as you're washing the car?

00:39:35.620 Yeah.

00:39:35.880 They'd be like, look at you.

00:39:37.180 Was it that or was it more of a, I don't have any change?

00:39:40.460 Oh.

00:39:41.920 No.

00:39:42.240 The machines did take change, though, like, to, you know, to start the machine up, to

00:39:47.540 wash the car, stuff like that.

00:39:48.600 No, thanks.

00:39:49.280 No.

00:39:49.780 It was never that.

00:39:50.880 It was usually like, no, I want you, but I got a wife at home and I'm not an adulterer,

00:39:56.860 so.

00:39:57.260 Mm-hmm.

00:39:57.940 That's a sin.

00:39:58.920 Exactly.

00:39:59.580 So, I wouldn't have participate anymore.

00:40:03.060 Anymore?

00:40:03.480 Yeah.

00:40:04.460 Tea.

00:40:05.140 Yeah.

00:40:05.560 That was a long time ago.

00:40:06.920 Oh, okay.

00:40:07.520 Yeah.

00:40:07.840 Before you were a born-again Christian.

00:40:09.780 Exactly.

00:40:10.400 Born-again virgin.

00:40:11.820 Oh.

00:40:12.620 No, I've just been a virgin my entire life.

00:40:15.580 Yeah.

00:40:15.860 So.

00:40:15.940 Now, who's the liar?

00:40:17.380 Oh.

00:40:18.000 I've never lied a day in my life, actually.

00:40:20.340 Okay.

00:40:20.680 Can you say the same?

00:40:22.400 Sure.

00:40:23.300 Sure.

00:40:23.940 Okay.

00:40:24.380 I'd like to say.

00:40:25.180 That was a lie right there.

00:40:26.100 I can tell you're lying.

00:40:29.040 Boy, your eyes are shaking like that.

00:40:31.320 Well, that's just a lazy eye.

00:40:32.520 Oh, okay.

00:40:33.020 Yeah.

00:40:33.460 Oh.

00:40:33.920 I thought it was nystagmatism, but.

00:40:35.880 I have one of those, too.

00:40:37.680 I thought it was.

00:40:38.580 Actually, it's called nystagmus.

00:40:40.060 Anyways.

00:40:40.940 I said nystagmus.

00:40:42.420 That's crazy.

00:40:43.620 Yeah.

00:40:46.580 Okay.

00:40:46.940 Well, how's the love life going?

00:40:48.560 Speaking of men who are constantly throwing themselves at you.

00:40:51.640 Well, I'm going a couple dates here and there, here and there.

00:40:54.640 But most of the men are up to par to what I need.

00:40:58.940 Christian, above six feet, has a job, you know, things like that.

00:41:04.280 Most of the men are either missing six teeth or homosexuals, though.

00:41:12.360 I just try to steer clear of men like that.

00:41:14.860 I try to find men at church.

00:41:16.420 Every man that you attract is either toothless or gay?

00:41:20.120 It seems like it.

00:41:21.220 That's what it seems like.

00:41:23.480 That's been my track record.

00:41:24.820 I don't know what attracts them to me.

00:41:26.560 You are what you eat, though.

00:41:30.400 So.

00:41:31.280 Yeah.

00:41:31.820 I mean.

00:41:33.300 That's why I'm attracting pieces of shit.

00:41:36.080 It just comes full circle.

00:41:37.900 That's why you're attracting toothless gay men.

00:41:39.620 True.

00:41:40.120 Yeah.

00:41:40.580 Piece of shit.

00:41:41.460 It's the same thing.

00:41:42.380 It goes hand in hand.

00:41:43.600 Does it?

00:41:44.260 Yeah.

00:41:44.740 Oh, okay.

00:41:45.460 Yeah.

00:41:45.960 So you need a God-fearing man that's above six feet job.

00:41:51.280 Yes.

00:41:51.880 And takes good care of you.

00:41:53.320 Exactly.

00:41:54.020 I think it seems pretty standard.

00:41:55.220 Yeah.

00:41:55.680 But most men ain't like that these days.

00:41:58.100 True.

00:41:58.540 They want to chase around women and fornicate and stuff like that.

00:42:02.600 I'm not that kind of girl.

00:42:04.200 No?

00:42:04.880 Mm-mm.

00:42:05.240 Have you ever been tempted?

00:42:06.840 Well, we all have temptation.

00:42:08.320 Yeah.

00:42:08.560 Yeah.

00:42:08.880 That's just the body and inner workings, but it takes a true Christian to fight those

00:42:14.920 temptations.

00:42:15.040 To overcome.

00:42:18.000 Yeah.

00:42:20.840 Okay.

00:42:28.540 So anything else fun going on with you on your TikToks?

00:42:32.640 No.

00:42:32.820 Oh, well, on my TikTok?

00:42:34.740 Yeah.

00:42:35.040 When you go live?

00:42:35.840 I don't know.

00:42:36.500 I just go on TikTok to talk to people.

00:42:39.320 Try and convert them.

00:42:40.100 Tell people about Jesus and stuff like that.

00:42:41.700 Mm-hmm.

00:42:42.280 But it don't usually work out, especially on that app, because that app is full of sinners

00:42:47.880 and other people and homosexuals and stuff like that.

00:42:53.640 That's why I feel like a Christian like me is spreading the good word of Jesus.

00:42:58.420 And, you know, somebody's got to do it.

00:43:00.960 That's true.

00:43:01.220 Ain't nobody else doing it.

00:43:02.280 That's true.

00:43:03.000 Yeah.

00:43:03.160 You are taking on a huge task.

00:43:04.940 Yeah.

00:43:05.220 You really are.

00:43:05.800 I am taking on a huge task right now.

00:43:08.980 You're the huge task.

00:43:13.220 Emphasis on huge.

00:43:15.900 But you know, there's nothing wrong with that.

00:43:17.560 I mean, only one of us had trouble fitting in the chairs.

00:43:19.600 Oh.

00:43:20.160 Well.

00:43:20.720 One of us is definitely huge.

00:43:22.120 One of us is lying.

00:43:26.120 But which part?

00:43:27.440 Dating gay men?

00:43:28.640 Oh.

00:43:29.320 No.

00:43:30.300 I'm not being able to fit in the chair.

00:43:31.840 I don't think so.

00:43:36.420 Oh.

00:43:36.900 Okay.

00:43:37.180 I think that, like, you and I look like...

00:43:39.520 My eyes must deceive me.

00:43:42.800 Do you have an astigmatism?

00:43:44.260 No, I don't.

00:43:44.800 I got 60-60 vision.

00:43:46.440 Honestly, I feel like maybe we look a lot alike.

00:43:49.120 We think so?

00:43:49.640 In a lot of ways.

00:43:50.480 I don't think so.

00:43:51.180 In a way that's more like before and after.

00:43:53.860 Oh, okay.

00:43:54.840 You know?

00:43:55.260 Like, before Christ?

00:43:57.740 No, before BBL.

00:44:00.560 Oh.

00:44:01.140 Oh, that's weird.

00:44:02.960 Usually I feel like when people have BBLs, it's like real robust back there.

00:44:07.260 But yours was not as robust.

00:44:08.980 I digress.

00:44:11.060 I don't know.

00:44:12.020 I mean, yeah.

00:44:13.160 I couldn't tell the difference between yours and your back, so...

00:44:15.680 Oh, okay.

00:44:17.040 Well, I actually sit on mine a lot, so that's probably why.

00:44:20.680 Yeah.

00:44:20.900 It's like...

00:44:21.300 Probably.

00:44:22.220 Flattened out.

00:44:23.060 But I will get that back into shape when I get in the gym and stuff.

00:44:28.600 Does God give you the power to walk to go to the gym?

00:44:30.700 No, not yet.

00:44:32.320 But I think he will in the future.

00:44:34.320 Oh, that's good.

00:44:35.320 That's good.

00:44:35.760 It's good to look forward to something.

00:44:37.420 You always have to have faith.

00:44:38.600 And Jesus, I guess he will bestow those.

00:44:42.560 Walk by faith, not by sight.

00:44:44.480 Markles.

00:44:45.600 Miracles on you.

00:44:48.060 Walk by faith, not by sight.

00:44:49.700 Exactly.

00:44:50.500 I get it.

00:44:51.660 Dude, would you like to talk about some TikToks now?

00:44:53.740 Sure.

00:44:54.380 I can summarize some for you.

00:44:56.480 Okay.

00:44:56.880 Get your good Christian girl thoughts.

00:44:58.860 Okay, yeah.

00:44:59.280 Let's talk about it.

00:44:59.940 Okay.

00:45:00.620 So this first one is...

00:45:03.780 It's a woman who's sitting in her car, nodding along to a video.

00:45:06.940 As these captions appear on the screen, it says, reasons people don't like me.

00:45:12.040 I'm Christian.

00:45:13.100 I don't support LGBTQ.

00:45:14.780 I back the blue and support the Second Amendment.

00:45:17.240 Trump 2024.

00:45:19.120 Okay.

00:45:20.020 Love her.

00:45:22.160 Did I write that?

00:45:23.500 Is that my video?

00:45:24.540 That's your burner.

00:45:25.680 Oh.

00:45:26.240 Yeah.

00:45:26.500 No, I have a burner.

00:45:27.600 If I'm going to say it, I'm going to say it.

00:45:29.240 True.

00:45:29.640 I put it right there for everybody to hear.

00:45:31.200 I ain't got no reason to be scared.

00:45:34.460 She sounds kind of awful.

00:45:35.800 That ain't me?

00:45:36.340 You sure?

00:45:37.020 I'm pretty sure.

00:45:38.320 She has all her teeth, so it's definitely not you.

00:45:41.180 So do I.

00:45:41.820 They may be detachable, but...

00:45:43.820 I have them.

00:45:45.660 Can you get her number, Pipe?

00:45:47.080 Maybe we can connect or something?

00:45:49.180 Sure.

00:45:49.680 Sure.

00:45:50.300 Yeah.

00:45:51.040 I mean, I'm sure you guys will see each other at the next rally.

00:45:53.280 Oh, true.

00:45:53.760 So maybe, yeah.

00:45:54.760 You probably met on January 6th.

00:45:56.300 Yeah.

00:45:56.720 Oh, my God.

00:45:57.040 That was a crazy day.

00:45:58.260 I'm sure was.

00:45:58.780 So much was going on.

00:46:00.040 So much was going on.

00:46:00.840 People running around.

00:46:02.180 I just love to be a part of, like, of movement that's in the right direction.

00:46:07.060 In the white direction.

00:46:09.940 The shit in your pants direction.

00:46:11.280 Exactly.

00:46:12.160 I did shit my pants that day, actually.

00:46:13.680 You did?

00:46:14.140 Yeah.

00:46:14.520 Because there wasn't no port-a-potty.

00:46:16.160 Nobody warned me.

00:46:17.780 So I just sat right there.

00:46:18.220 And you did all that walking.

00:46:19.340 Yeah.

00:46:19.600 I was in the chair.

00:46:21.120 Climbing the Capitol Hill steps?

00:46:23.100 Yeah.

00:46:23.360 So I just hopped up each step.

00:46:26.700 Yeah.

00:46:26.920 It took me a while, but I got there.

00:46:28.700 By the time you got up there, was it over?

00:46:29.780 Everybody was gone.

00:46:30.960 Police unraided the place.

00:46:32.480 I was upset.

00:46:33.600 Man.

00:46:34.400 But, you know, they had, like, some stuff that was left over.

00:46:36.720 A couple bullet shells and stuff like that.

00:46:38.900 Picked them right on up.

00:46:39.780 Put them on my wall as a souvenir.

00:46:42.160 So I feel like I really, like, was a part of that day.

00:46:45.160 Yeah.

00:46:45.660 Even though you weren't?

00:46:46.700 I was.

00:46:47.380 I was there.

00:46:48.440 You were there.

00:46:48.900 That's all it takes to show up.

00:46:52.020 Is it?

00:46:52.820 Yeah.

00:46:53.360 That's what you did.

00:46:54.320 When you shit your pants in the chair, is it uncomfortable?

00:46:57.660 No.

00:46:58.160 Because I can barely feel it.

00:46:59.480 I'm just like sitting.

00:47:00.420 It's like sitting on a mud pie.

00:47:01.760 Have you ever been mudding before?

00:47:07.180 Nope.

00:47:07.660 It's a pretty fun time.

00:47:08.960 You should try it.

00:47:10.660 Well, I don't think you need to go anywhere to go mudding.

00:47:12.560 Oh.

00:47:13.020 You just sit in your chair.

00:47:14.020 True.

00:47:14.540 Right.

00:47:15.120 It gets real muddy back there.

00:47:17.140 Well, it's not very often that I do that no more because I wear the pants.

00:47:22.140 Mudding or shitting your pants?

00:47:23.280 Shitting.

00:47:24.160 Yeah.

00:47:24.640 Because I got the pants on right now.

00:47:26.320 Oh.

00:47:27.120 Yeah.

00:47:27.460 I just take it right on off and put it in the trash.

00:47:30.180 Do you leave it somewhere if someone makes you mad?

00:47:32.820 Do you just take off your pants and leave it there?

00:47:34.420 I just leave it right in the trash.

00:47:36.740 But I will one day.

00:47:37.880 That's actually a good idea.

00:47:39.580 Maybe I'll leave it on a couple of homes.

00:47:40.760 You leave it behind.

00:47:41.640 That's how people know you were there.

00:47:42.980 Like Zorro.

00:47:44.200 There's actually a house with people that moved in a couple blocks down.

00:47:48.980 And they got one of them rainbow flags on their front porch.

00:47:51.660 Maybe I'll put a little shit on their porch and tell them get out.

00:47:56.460 Because we don't want them people there.

00:47:58.860 What if they have stairs though?

00:48:00.220 You might get caught because it takes you so long to get down.

00:48:02.580 You got to plan ahead.

00:48:03.820 You know?

00:48:04.000 You got to have an exit.

00:48:04.480 Maybe they'll have a ramp or something.

00:48:06.300 Oh.

00:48:06.860 Oh, probably not.

00:48:07.100 Maybe I'll get Mama to help me in the end.

00:48:08.640 Yeah.

00:48:09.100 Yeah.

00:48:09.640 Well, you said she's not very fast either.

00:48:11.520 True.

00:48:12.220 You need a getaway car driver.

00:48:13.740 Yeah.

00:48:14.000 Do you drive?

00:48:14.920 No, I don't.

00:48:16.020 I do have an electric wheelchair though.

00:48:18.180 And it goes up to 60 miles per hour.

00:48:20.320 60 miles per hour?

00:48:21.420 Yeah.

00:48:21.680 Is it street legal?

00:48:22.720 You can take it on the street?

00:48:23.040 It is actually.

00:48:23.560 Because we don't really have, we have police officers in Bontown, but like it's, they don't

00:48:29.360 really give a damn.

00:48:30.320 They love me, so I do what I want to do.

00:48:32.940 They love you in the same way, like when they see kids who have one last wish.

00:48:38.940 Exactly.

00:48:39.640 Yeah.

00:48:40.000 Yeah.

00:48:40.280 Let her do it.

00:48:40.960 It's okay.

00:48:41.280 I love them too.

00:48:42.340 I love those children.

00:48:43.860 Me and those children are like this in my town because I go and read books to them all

00:48:48.500 the time.

00:48:49.380 You can read?

00:48:50.400 Yeah.

00:48:51.000 Pretty well?

00:48:51.400 I learned to read two months ago.

00:48:54.860 And how's it been?

00:48:56.060 Has it opened a whole new world for you?

00:48:57.900 It has actually.

00:48:58.960 I like reading books.

00:49:01.820 About what?

00:49:04.580 Fantasy novels.

00:49:05.660 Those are my favorite ones to read.

00:49:06.920 Ooh.

00:49:07.140 Yeah.

00:49:07.600 Okay.

00:49:08.560 Any fantasy novel we might know?

00:49:11.700 Fifty Shades of Grey.

00:49:13.500 I just started reading that one.

00:49:15.080 That one's a good read.

00:49:17.180 It's a hard read.

00:49:18.700 Yeah.

00:49:19.260 Well, something was hard.

00:49:21.400 You're a mud pie.

00:49:24.100 No.

00:49:24.860 That was quite moist, actually.

00:49:26.580 It's like soft serve.

00:49:28.080 Soft serve ice cream back there.

00:49:31.220 Actually, right now in this moment.

00:49:32.960 You serve soft serve ice cream in your wheelchair?

00:49:35.960 Yeah.

00:49:36.080 And then in order to give it to someone, you have to turn it upside down and make sure

00:49:38.740 it doesn't fall.

00:49:39.200 Yeah.

00:49:39.400 Like a Dairy Queen blizzard.

00:49:40.560 Yeah.

00:49:41.020 I used to work at Dairy Queen.

00:49:42.360 Did you?

00:49:42.860 Yeah, I got fired.

00:49:43.460 I got fired because I got caught stealing ice cream sometimes.

00:49:53.020 You know, it's kind of hat in a hat, isn't it?

00:49:54.740 I lick it a little bit, huh?

00:49:55.820 You getting fired for stealing food is kind of hat in a hat, isn't it?

00:49:58.860 Hat in a hat?

00:49:59.660 Hat on a hat.

00:50:00.720 What's that?

00:50:01.640 I forgot.

00:50:02.480 You just learned how to read.

00:50:03.320 It's like a metaphor for like, it's kind of like a duh, you know?

00:50:08.180 Okay, yeah.

00:50:08.980 Like, it makes sense.

00:50:10.240 Yeah.

00:50:10.640 Okay, I like that.

00:50:11.400 I learned a new word today or a new phrase.

00:50:14.080 Yeah.

00:50:14.900 Words are hard, though.

00:50:15.860 It's all right.

00:50:16.660 You just learned to read.

00:50:17.460 It's okay.

00:50:18.100 I learned to speak a long time ago, like two years ago.

00:50:21.760 But reading, it's just a bit of a harder test, tizzy.

00:50:28.940 For you, I'm sure.

00:50:30.180 Yeah.

00:50:30.660 It's really hard.

00:50:31.400 True.

00:50:31.580 Plus, you got a lot on your plate.

00:50:33.000 You're shitting.

00:50:34.500 You got a car wash job.

00:50:36.060 I usually do have a lot on my plate.

00:50:40.140 Because I like to eat.

00:50:41.620 I'm a real big girl, so I like to scarf down my food.

00:50:45.840 That's good.

00:50:47.040 Good for you.

00:50:48.300 Speaking of.

00:50:49.040 You do too, right?

00:50:50.800 I can tell you like to eat.

00:50:53.340 What are y'all doing for Thanksgiving?

00:50:56.760 For Thanksgiving, probably just hanging out with family.

00:51:01.080 Okay.

00:51:01.580 Your family haven't disowned you yet?

00:51:04.100 No, they love me dearly, which I know I didn't want to bring up because I know that's hard

00:51:09.300 for you, given the fact that your family doesn't love you at all.

00:51:12.540 My family do love me.

00:51:13.760 Oh, I'm sure.

00:51:14.200 Your family accepts you being a homosexual?

00:51:18.000 A lesbian?

00:51:19.580 Because I see you right here with your girlfriend.

00:51:22.140 She's got long hair.

00:51:24.460 Oh, yeah.

00:51:26.740 Muscle?

00:51:27.220 She's a big burly girl.

00:51:31.780 That's crazy.

00:51:32.560 He's going to be there.

00:51:33.280 He's going to be at Thanksgiving Day.

00:51:35.100 Oh, okay.

00:51:36.460 She goes by those pronouns.

00:51:37.460 He has no preference, honestly.

00:51:45.860 Well, okay, yeah.

00:51:46.720 He doesn't care either way.

00:51:48.120 I'm praying for y'all.

00:51:49.640 Just know that I'm praying for y'all.

00:51:51.600 That's all I have to say about it.

00:51:53.100 Yeah.

00:51:53.540 Yeah.

00:51:54.600 Well, you just learned to read, so that's probably all you can do, huh?

00:51:58.360 Talk to God in the voices.

00:51:59.740 I actually, I know the Bible.

00:52:01.560 I've been reading the Bible since I was a little girl.

00:52:04.160 So, yeah.

00:52:05.160 Just like by faith?

00:52:06.660 No.

00:52:07.180 By heart.

00:52:07.840 I know it by heart.

00:52:09.060 Like the back of my hand.

00:52:10.320 What's your favorite verse from the Bible?

00:52:19.080 Jonathan, 6 through 6.

00:52:22.560 John 3, 16?

00:52:23.520 Yeah.

00:52:24.180 There you go.

00:52:25.480 That's the one.

00:52:26.460 I was just making sure you knew.

00:52:27.540 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

00:52:29.840 Yep.

00:52:31.020 That's the one.

00:52:32.200 I don't even know if that's true.

00:52:33.640 I believe so.

00:52:34.840 That's it.

00:52:35.500 That's it.

00:52:35.920 Oh, it is?

00:52:36.540 That's what we know.

00:52:37.260 Okay.

00:52:38.240 How come I know your culture better than you, girl?

00:52:40.560 No, I knew it.

00:52:41.400 I was making sure you knew it.

00:52:43.080 I could tell.

00:52:43.500 So I like to test people like that.

00:52:45.040 I could tell by you rebooting right now when I asked you what your favorite verse was.

00:52:48.560 No.

00:52:48.760 What it was, was I started just saying something, and I didn't want to say nothing.

00:52:51.880 So, because you're waving that foot around.

00:52:54.620 I just didn't want to say nothing.

00:52:55.800 That's why I paused a little bit.

00:52:57.640 Yeah.

00:52:58.140 Yeah.

00:52:58.600 Yeah.

00:52:58.880 Are you sure you didn't have a stroke?

00:53:00.720 Okay.

00:53:01.280 No.

00:53:01.640 It's not 3 p.m. yet.

00:53:03.300 Usually around 3 p.m. I have a stroke.

00:53:05.040 My 3 p.m. stroke.

00:53:06.000 Every day?

00:53:09.940 Yeah.

00:53:10.600 Mama says I should stop doing it because I'm going to get blind.

00:53:18.260 So I need to stop stroking.

00:53:20.700 I know.

00:53:21.280 It's real inconvenient.

00:53:22.200 Yeah.

00:53:22.600 You're like, oh, here she goes again.

00:53:24.500 Stroking out.

00:53:25.120 Yeah.

00:53:28.140 Just the stroking.

00:53:29.340 I hate when someone's stroke gets in the way of my daily tasks.

00:53:35.860 It's embarrassing.

00:53:36.760 It's super embarrassing.

00:53:38.660 You need to keep your stroking in private.

00:53:44.400 I bet you do.

00:53:45.560 I do.

00:53:46.200 I bet yours is very private.

00:53:48.080 As in, it's by yourself most times.

00:53:51.480 Yeah.

00:53:51.920 That's how you do the stroking.

00:53:54.240 Get yourself a little toy and go to school.

00:53:56.480 So you said you're reading Fifty Shades Grey.

00:54:07.440 Yeah.

00:54:08.000 And what do you like about that book?

00:54:11.000 I usually watch it.

00:54:12.480 I mean, I read it.

00:54:15.020 I usually read it during my 3 p.m. stroke.

00:54:17.960 But I don't know.

00:54:20.320 I just like the essence of the book that just titillates me in a way that I don't like to

00:54:28.920 speak about sometimes.

00:54:29.860 It's a bit embarrassing.

00:54:31.120 But, you know, it's natural.

00:54:33.820 But not a sin.

00:54:35.220 No, not a sin.

00:54:36.240 Yeah.

00:54:36.860 Interesting.

00:54:37.860 Is that what you fantasize about?

00:54:39.940 A rich man that takes you in like a sex dungeon?

00:54:44.120 Is he a Christian?

00:54:44.540 The way he beats women that he wants to sleep with, I'm not entirely sure.

00:54:55.300 My daddy does the same thing to my mama.

00:54:57.280 So I don't see the issue with that.

00:55:02.060 I mean, I don't know.

00:55:04.240 Maybe he is a Christian.

00:55:05.320 Yeah.

00:55:05.720 His name is Christian.

00:55:06.720 True.

00:55:07.360 So maybe he is a Christian.

00:55:08.320 That is very true.

00:55:09.140 Maybe that's why I like the book.

00:55:10.660 You're smart.

00:55:11.320 Christian, rich man, over six feet.

00:55:15.540 That's my type.

00:55:16.920 You think Christian Gray is over six feet?

00:55:19.020 Ain't he?

00:55:20.140 I feel like he's not.

00:55:21.240 I feel like he's teeny tiny.

00:55:22.680 Well, he looks tall.

00:55:23.560 In my imagination, he's tall.

00:55:25.920 He's never seen the movie?

00:55:27.180 No, I've never seen it.

00:55:28.020 I don't watch television or movies.

00:55:29.740 It rots your brain.

00:55:31.140 Yeah.

00:55:31.740 I do watch Bad Girls Club, though.

00:55:35.420 And that's just research for you?

00:55:36.860 Yeah, that's just research.

00:55:37.920 I like to know what the color people are up to sometimes.

00:55:40.520 So I can relate to them whenever I come across them in public.

00:55:43.140 Because I don't want them to, like, rob me or something.

00:55:47.220 Got to keep track.

00:55:48.320 Exactly.

00:55:49.500 Yeah, got to keep up.

00:55:50.880 That's purely research.

00:55:51.640 On your research.

00:55:52.480 Yeah.

00:55:52.960 That makes a lot of sense.

00:55:54.260 Yeah.

00:55:55.600 I'm going to read another TikTok to you.

00:55:58.680 Okay.

00:55:59.460 Okay.

00:55:59.760 In this video, a woman also sitting in her car is telling a story about how she was having

00:56:04.680 a productive conversation with a trans man.

00:56:07.420 But he kept calling her cisgendered.

00:56:09.420 She says she asked him to refer to her as a woman because she felt the term cisgender

00:56:13.440 was disrespectful to who she actually is.

00:56:16.080 And she says the man called her transphobic and says it's ironic that the LGBTQ plus community

00:56:20.380 will demand you call them the right pronouns but not give them the same respect.

00:56:24.380 Exactly.

00:56:24.740 I don't understand that either.

00:56:27.960 Like, how did you got to give respect to get it?

00:56:30.720 Yeah.

00:56:31.000 What is pronouns?

00:56:32.260 Where did they come up with that at?

00:56:34.340 Well, you just learned to read.

00:56:35.640 So that might be a harder task for you to tackle.

00:56:38.000 Well, I mean, I don't think that's that wasn't a thing until like last year when the homosexuals

00:56:42.680 made that up.

00:56:43.240 I don't think pronouns are a real thing.

00:56:44.640 And what is sister?

00:56:45.260 I'm not your sister.

00:56:47.180 I am a woman.

00:56:49.160 I don't understand.

00:56:50.040 You're definitely something.

00:56:51.080 Yeah.

00:56:51.720 I don't know if I'd say woman.

00:56:53.360 You're definitely something.

00:56:54.320 Something like effervescent.

00:56:56.440 That's a big word for somebody who just learned to read.

00:56:59.960 I heard it on bad girls' class.

00:57:04.740 They love that word.

00:57:05.920 Yeah.

00:57:06.340 They say it all the time.

00:57:07.260 They say it all the time.

00:57:09.300 That bitch.

00:57:12.340 Yeah.

00:57:12.860 Do you like to cuss, Terry?

00:57:13.900 I do.

00:57:14.860 Yeah.

00:57:15.380 You cuss every now and then?

00:57:16.540 Yeah.

00:57:17.020 Here and there.

00:57:17.440 Here and there.

00:57:18.440 Yeah.

00:57:19.020 What's your favorite cuss word?

00:57:20.500 Probably fucks.

00:57:24.660 No, I don't love the curse, actually.

00:57:26.320 It just brings a lot of flavor to the words that you're saying.

00:57:30.260 You know, I grew up in a cursing household, and I'm going to continue that through generations

00:57:35.160 and generations to come.

00:57:36.180 Pass on cursing.

00:57:36.980 Exactly, yeah.

00:57:37.560 But not reading.

00:57:38.480 No.

00:57:39.060 Reading, you don't really need that much to survive in life.

00:57:42.460 But a good curse word will get you far.

00:57:44.500 Not a fan of pronouns?

00:57:45.800 No, not at all.

00:57:46.740 I don't think that's a real thing.

00:57:49.020 God made man and woman.

00:57:50.680 Boy and girl.

00:57:52.220 God made a man.

00:57:53.240 He and her.

00:57:54.200 That's all.

00:57:55.420 Man and a woman.

00:57:56.800 And whatever the fuck you are.

00:57:58.300 Yeah.

00:57:58.660 Christian.

00:58:00.240 Sure.

00:58:00.920 Yeah.

00:58:02.380 Christian.

00:58:02.980 Are you a Christian?

00:58:04.680 I don't think I would categorize as a Christian.

00:58:06.820 Or did your name used to be Christian?

00:58:08.060 I'm going to cancel for that one.

00:58:14.560 Honestly, my name is Drew, so I could just keep the same name.

00:58:16.900 Oh, true.

00:58:17.200 Yeah, that's true.

00:58:18.960 Gender neutral.

00:58:19.920 Is it sort of a Drewcephine or something like that?

00:58:22.420 Or is that just Drew?

00:58:24.020 No, because that's a made-up name.

00:58:25.660 Oh, okay.

00:58:26.000 So no.

00:58:26.800 Well, every name is made up.

00:58:29.020 Is it?

00:58:29.580 Yeah.

00:58:30.200 Like Drewcephine?

00:58:31.160 Do you know a lot of those?

00:58:32.300 I know a couple of Drewcephines.

00:58:35.100 Drewcephine Ann up the street from me.

00:58:38.220 Oh, yeah?

00:58:38.720 Yeah.

00:58:39.060 What does she do?

00:58:41.000 She's a seamstress.

00:58:43.460 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 She makes clothes and stuff like that.

00:58:45.860 She made my mama's wedding dress.

00:58:48.020 Wow.

00:58:48.440 Yeah.

00:58:49.280 She took a whole section of Joanne's fabric to make it, but she made a dress, yeah.

00:58:59.800 So you get your looks from your mom?

00:59:02.660 I do, actually.

00:59:03.460 Yeah.

00:59:03.720 I look just like her.

00:59:04.740 I think, she thinks it looks like my daddy, but I don't see it.

00:59:09.300 You don't see it?

00:59:10.460 No, I don't.

00:59:11.600 No similarities with it?

00:59:12.700 Not a single one.

00:59:14.020 Maybe right here.

00:59:15.940 And here?

00:59:16.720 I was going to say, maybe the five o'clock shadow.

00:59:18.460 Yeah.

00:59:18.980 That might be it.

00:59:19.560 That's about it.

00:59:20.280 I don't see it nowhere else.

00:59:21.320 And the jawline.

00:59:22.580 Yeah.

00:59:23.980 And the dangling.

00:59:25.700 And the knuckles.

00:59:26.900 True.

00:59:27.420 Yeah.

00:59:27.620 My daddy used to give me knuckle sandwiches all the time, actually.

00:59:34.040 When I was bad at school.

00:59:36.720 Well, you can't read.

00:59:37.820 I mean, he's kind of setting you up for failure.

00:59:39.980 I actually got out of school, in like middle school, because they were bullying me, saying

00:59:44.660 that I snuck from the shitting, obviously.

00:59:48.000 So I have to be homeschooled from high school up.

00:59:51.100 Oh, no.

00:59:51.840 Yeah.

00:59:53.120 Homeschooled by your mom?

00:59:54.460 Yes.

00:59:54.820 My mama.

00:59:55.700 She taught me everything I know.

00:59:57.860 Which is not much.

00:59:58.980 True.

00:59:59.320 Clearly.

01:00:00.020 Well, there's a lot about the world I don't know.

01:00:02.420 But what I do know is, is that Jesus is going to get me through it.

01:00:06.860 He's going to get everybody through it.

01:00:09.040 If he can take you to it, he can get you through it.

01:00:15.360 I've never heard that before.

01:00:17.040 But I just knew what you're going to say.

01:00:19.620 Okay, I'm going to read you some of these comments on this video of a woman being transphobic.

01:00:27.620 It says, they say they want respect, but what they really want is obedience.

01:00:33.840 Interesting.

01:00:36.700 I don't understand that, actually.

01:00:38.420 I'm going to agree, but I don't get it.

01:00:41.000 Neither do I, if I'm being honest.

01:00:42.420 And I can read it.

01:00:44.260 So, she must have been on that shit that day.

01:00:47.480 She needs to get off that shit.

01:00:50.400 It's your shit?

01:00:51.400 No, I ain't selling no more.

01:00:55.900 It says, you should have just responded with, yes, sir.

01:00:59.940 It's respect.

01:01:02.760 You know, it's giving respect.

01:01:04.760 Yes, sir.

01:01:05.300 Yes, ma'am.

01:01:06.160 Yeah.

01:01:06.560 I say that to everybody I talk to.

01:01:09.120 It's about how you're a race in your home.

01:01:11.380 Your parents taught you manners or not.

01:01:13.800 Yeah.

01:01:14.220 So.

01:01:14.980 Do you think it's polite to shit yourself everywhere you go?

01:01:17.980 Well, I can control my bodily functions sometimes.

01:01:20.800 So, that's not on me.

01:01:22.120 That's on the hole that God gave me.

01:01:26.120 So, I don't think people can blame me for that.

01:01:28.360 Do you ever get mad at God?

01:01:29.780 No, never.

01:01:31.280 Never?

01:01:31.820 Everything is by design.

01:01:33.620 Everything has a purpose.

01:01:35.120 Not even for building you that way?

01:01:36.780 He built me like this on purpose.

01:01:38.760 Small waist, big ta-ta's.

01:01:40.600 Do you build me like that out of spite?

01:01:42.740 No.

01:01:43.480 I don't think so.

01:01:44.560 Okay.

01:01:44.780 Because men love a small waist and big tits and big hips.

01:01:48.220 They sure do.

01:01:49.480 And whatever it is you have, someone will love it.

01:01:51.340 I have that.

01:01:51.820 I don't know if it's a man, but someone will love it.

01:01:54.280 I have that.

01:01:56.220 Exactly that.

01:01:56.840 Up here.

01:01:57.580 No, that's what I look like.

01:01:59.100 Can you not see?

01:02:00.700 No, I can't.

01:02:01.120 Or are those lashes constructing your vision?

01:02:03.280 Because I look exactly like that.

01:02:07.340 Are you on that shit now?

01:02:09.560 I'm shitting.

01:02:10.760 But I'm not on that shit.

01:02:12.260 No, I'm not right now.

01:02:12.940 Oh, okay, okay.

01:02:13.740 Yeah.

01:02:14.080 Just making sure.

01:02:14.720 I got off it a few days ago.

01:02:23.400 Well, Terry, it's been a really great conversation.

01:02:26.200 Yeah.

01:02:26.680 I'm sure you would say so.

01:02:27.820 I don't agree, but yeah.

01:02:30.700 Well, I just love having the less fortunate on my show because I feel like it really helps.

01:02:37.240 You feel more comfortable because you also walk that same life.

01:02:41.240 Well, I think of it more as like fulfilling make a wish.

01:02:43.880 Okay, yeah.

01:02:44.740 They told you this was your wish.

01:02:46.300 Oh, this was my wish.

01:02:48.280 Yeah.

01:02:48.700 Oh, okay.

01:02:49.380 Yeah.

01:02:49.720 I would have thought I would have wished for something a little better, but okay.

01:02:53.560 Like anything in particular?

01:02:54.980 Maybe I can make it happen for you.

01:02:56.040 Maybe like a husband.

01:02:59.740 Can you make that happen for me?

01:03:00.840 We'll see.

01:03:01.460 Probably not because you're into lesbians.

01:03:04.540 Yeah.

01:03:05.140 Well, I was going to say, I mean, I can do a lot, but I can't perform miracles.

01:03:08.720 True.

01:03:09.040 You're going to have to ask God for that.

01:03:10.100 You're not Jesus.

01:03:10.620 Yeah.

01:03:11.300 You'll never be Jesus.

01:03:12.440 Because Jesus is a man.

01:03:14.380 As am I.

01:03:19.160 Oh, my God.

01:03:20.060 And you know what?

01:03:20.880 I love that for you.

01:03:24.500 And I'm praying for you.

01:03:25.760 Like I said before, I'm praying for you and your entire family.

01:03:28.840 I hope that you're having a good Thanksgiving and stuff like that.

01:03:31.940 Thank you so much, Terry.

01:03:33.020 I appreciate you.

01:03:34.120 And I'm praying for your whole.

01:03:35.580 Oh.

01:03:36.040 I hope it gets better.

01:03:36.960 Well, it'll be fine.

01:03:38.320 I'm fine with it.

01:03:39.220 I've made my amends, but thank you.

01:03:41.220 I bet you have.

01:03:44.920 Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section.

01:03:49.340 Thanks for having me.

01:03:50.220 Y'all do parking.

01:03:51.360 Y'all validate parking my chairs outside.

01:03:54.620 No, but do you mean parking or do you mean the bus?

01:03:57.760 Because there is a bus stop across the street.

01:03:59.000 No, my wheelchair.

01:03:59.820 I park my wheelchair outside.

01:04:00.880 Oh, okay.

01:04:01.720 The street legal one.

01:04:02.900 Yeah.

01:04:03.240 Oh, okay.

01:04:04.100 Yeah.

01:04:04.660 I don't validate parking though, so that's going to be on you.

01:04:07.620 Okay.

01:04:07.980 You might have to put that on a credit card.

01:04:09.600 Okay.

01:04:10.320 I got a credit card, but I figured it out.

01:04:12.700 Oh, yeah.

01:04:13.260 You don't have a credit card, huh?

01:04:14.300 I don't.

01:04:14.920 I came here with nothing in my pocket.

01:04:17.860 I mean, I have pockets, actually.

01:04:20.320 Check the sides of your wheelchair.

01:04:21.320 I'm sure it's in there.

01:04:21.740 Oh, yeah.

01:04:22.080 True.

01:04:22.360 There you go.

01:04:22.780 I'll check there.

01:04:24.080 Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section.

01:04:27.600 And thank you so much to the amazing Terry Jo.

01:04:29.980 And also Keelan.

01:04:31.100 Who?

01:04:31.580 Keelan Campbell.

01:04:32.460 He's not here.

01:04:33.160 He was here earlier.

01:04:34.360 Oh, okay.

01:04:34.600 And we love him.

01:04:35.340 Thank God.

01:04:35.840 Where can everybody find you?

01:04:39.480 You can find me at the church.

01:04:42.540 Praising the Lord.

01:04:43.840 And if you're talking about social media, you can find me on TikTok, under Psyconic, B-S-Y

01:04:50.240 Iconic, Instagram, YouTube, whatever.

01:04:54.500 All of it's great.

01:04:55.600 Where can they find you at the nearest McDonald's?

01:04:57.240 Uh, no.

01:05:01.900 I don't think I'd be there.

01:05:03.040 Okay.

01:05:03.500 Yeah.

01:05:03.880 No.

01:05:04.240 You already had your feel today?

01:05:08.840 I know.

01:05:09.660 Honestly, though, I get why you are commenting a lot on that.

01:05:13.660 Because I can eat anything I want.

01:05:15.540 And I stay so thin.

01:05:17.820 Yeah.

01:05:18.160 And then you eat one chip and...

01:05:21.160 I disappear.

01:05:21.980 Your ankle swells, so...

01:05:24.040 It's unfortunate.

01:05:24.580 That's okay.

01:05:26.180 That's diabetes.

01:05:27.300 That's diabetes for you.

01:05:28.700 Mm-hmm.

01:05:29.300 Jealousy's a disease.

01:05:30.500 Hopefully God heals you soon.

01:05:31.840 Mm-hmm.

01:05:32.160 But if not, die, I guess.

01:05:34.600 Exactly.

01:05:35.300 And that's what I will do.

01:05:37.740 Hopefully sometime soon.

01:05:40.160 Thank you, Terry.

01:05:41.360 And thank you, Keelan, for coming.

01:05:43.580 Thanks.

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01:05:57.380 So make sure y'all check out this episode.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - December 20, 2023

A SIT DOWN WITH TERRI JOE Ft. Kelon Campbell

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