The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - TO BE A WOMAN IS TO PERFORM Ft. Caitlin Reilly

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00:00:06.840 i don't know what the fuck that means what the fuck does that mean do i know you from high 0.98

00:00:11.520 school did we date the same guy like what are you talking about yeah she's like you're the girl from 0.99

00:00:16.180 the internet hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show

00:00:28.200 starring me your fave everybody knows me happy holidays or merry christmas or whatever it is

00:00:33.400 you celebrate welcome to the show here we have two penguins i always introduce my outfits during

00:00:38.080 the themed episodes two penguins there's no i thought they were skating just kidding they're

00:00:44.740 just hanging out they're chilling in the holiday season and on to the amazing guests today we have

00:00:50.260 the one the only the amazing the incredible the iconic the legendary caitlin riley hey so happy

00:00:57.100 to be here i'm so happy to have you uh what's who's the worst guest you've ever had

00:01:01.720 i can't tell you okay i'll tell you offline okay great yeah yeah i honestly had to think really

00:01:07.540 hard about it that's good that's a good problem i'm closing in on 100 episodes yeah girl that's

00:01:14.360 amazing wow i know it's crazy time flies when you never sleep hey love that when you're mentally

00:01:20.940 ill and you never sleep i love that how you been caitlin um not good not no i've been good

00:01:26.780 um you know this year was sort of about like realizing stuff and realizing things and i kind

00:01:36.240 of feel like everyone around me during this time has just been like realizing things oh girl um i love

00:01:42.020 when i realize things yeah when i see things and then i realize them nothing better yeah and it's

00:01:47.860 sort of about that's like what's been happening and that's what it's all about imagine like this

00:01:53.000 is who i was the rest like i can't believe i had her on honestly i i'd work i'd make it work i'd make

00:01:59.760 it work i think that would be fun we're professional caitlin is a hilarious tiktoker but also an actress

00:02:05.560 yeah and how has that been going how's life since i know you were an actress before yes obviously and

00:02:11.940 then you you started doing tiktok just for funsies yeah right and during a global pandemic yeah i was i think

00:02:17.480 most people did honestly yeah because we're all stuck at home and nothing better to do is it the

00:02:21.480 tiktok or like put my head in an oven i think you chose well i did hey yeah i think you chose well

00:02:28.360 yeah so obviously how has well first i'll ask you how long have you been acting how long have you been

00:02:34.520 in the space um if i were to speak realistically i'd say like out of the womb right um because to be a

00:02:40.960 woman to be a woman is to perform amen i keep looking at the camera and it's like it's that one

00:02:46.400 that's your camera okay um no i mean i grew up around it and i grew up in la so i was around it

00:02:56.240 and um yeah like out of high school i didn't want to go to a regular college i was like i'm gonna i'm

00:03:03.800 gonna act it's fine but it's like hard oh my god it's hard and it's a crapshoot what no someone tell

00:03:11.200 the town square it's hard to make i literally thought it would be like caitlin riley graduated 0.80

00:03:15.800 high school okay so there's a tv shit like i thought it was like i'm in baby that's it then i 0.75

00:03:21.480 went to like a theater school and oh nice did that and then i graduated and then again i was like it's

00:03:26.540 gonna happen and then it didn't now's the time yeah like i did everyone come to me um and then

00:03:33.900 oops sorry um and then i struggled for like a really long time just like an out-of-work actor

00:03:40.460 for a really long time comedian doing like shows and stuff yeah then i downloaded tiktok and did a

00:03:46.740 bunch of stupid videos and people were like oh my god some random young housewife decided to be 1.00

00:03:52.020 funny online like i would have meetings with people they'd be like so have you thought about 1.00

00:03:56.180 getting into acting like i feel that insane yeah i had a meeting the other day for a business

00:04:03.220 like a thing i'm doing um later on this year and when i was talking to them we were kind of like

00:04:10.060 going over what the planet you know they have a bunch of meetings they're like this is our thoughts

00:04:14.100 like let us know what you think like blah blah i'm like okay cool there were a couple people on there

00:04:18.100 that were like also just want to throw this out there super random off the top um this is a great

00:04:24.400 chance to be professional we could be so professional we could we could showcase our 0.99

00:04:28.580 professionalism which is so funny because i'm like i tell men to suck my wiener on the internet 0.97

00:04:32.560 and you think i'm going to say that on a broadcast right maybe don't tempt me and i had to tell them i 0.97

00:04:40.080 was like don't worry guys like i won't be inappropriate on on the broadcast i promise it'll be fine hey if

00:04:46.100 the oscars trusted me you guys can trust me hey you can trust me hey my manager once told me he goes

00:04:52.220 i honestly think it's kind of funny because it like keeps them almost on their toes because

00:04:57.140 they're like please don't say anything crazy and i'm like i won't

00:05:00.380 but you will but what is that though like why would they have someone who has like a very

00:05:05.960 definitive personality online you'd be like so we want you to like be in this box

00:05:09.280 you know do this i was wondering if you could like be nicer to men what if it was just a ruse to get to

00:05:14.140 try and change me right to try and rehab like that's the machine that's the machine at play

00:05:19.780 that's big hollywood yeah like big don't let them change you never let them i feel like my

00:05:25.440 manager's constantly like please don't do please please caitlin just don't stop commenting on random

00:05:30.100 tiktok videos i'm like i can't stop i can't i have an opinion and so you did you did stand-up too

00:05:37.200 well i did a lot of like improv and sketch oh love yeah and so i i that's honestly harder i feel

00:05:43.740 like it is sorry it is it is um but no i i do my own show now i have a show at the largo and i

00:05:53.280 recently did some shows in new york and then i might be going on tour period we love that yeah

00:05:58.440 in my show i do like a mixture of of characters and stand-up but when i'm doing stand-up i'm in

00:06:04.460 characters i got you oh my god

00:06:06.920 do we care if that hangs it's jesus

00:06:10.820 so sorry i violently threw up and then we had to stop sorry about that sorry about that it was

00:06:23.100 it was it was bad it was a lot it was a little bad so you said you do you do a mix of characters

00:06:28.560 and girl that thing hates caitlin just leave it just leave it just leave it just leave it let it hang 0.99

00:06:35.160 let her hang okay so you do different characters and then you do stand-up but when you do stand-up

00:06:40.600 you do them as the characters yeah yeah another one's gonna fall um is this something there's this

00:06:46.340 there's a ghost in the studio that's like i don't care about hearing about her career and they're

00:06:50.900 probably misogynistic yeah honestly they hate um no i just i do a mixture of things that i have people

00:06:55.800 on and um yeah so cool yeah yeah when you were coming up with the show did you want like did you

00:07:02.460 start it with the intent of like making it purely improv purely comedy did you want to mix it or did

00:07:08.000 you kind of like find that i basically i basically wanted to because i have a bunch of characters and

00:07:12.720 i wanted to and this is kind of what you do an improv or sketch you pick one character but i needed it

00:07:18.700 to be front-facing so i needed to have it engage with the audience yeah so everyone's like why aren't 0.81

00:07:23.620 you god fucking damn it it's a bit now just leave it um what's gonna fall on our face um like people 0.98

00:07:31.620 keep asking me that come to shows you're like you didn't do wasp mom and i'm like we'll be well what 0.99

00:07:36.120 is wasp mom gonna do in front of an audience and also it's like like i'm kind of over it yeah i feel

00:07:42.840 you know yeah it's kind of like that i because i remember one of the first characters i saw of yours

00:07:47.460 was the wasp mom yeah one of my favorites though is definitely girl who's definitely not getting

00:07:52.260 engaged yes that's one of my favorites yeah personally it's me he's definitely not getting

00:07:58.920 engaged definitely not getting engaged definitely not what are um if if you don't mind sharing what

00:08:04.900 are like some of the characters in your show um a little tease yeah no so i mean it changes all the

00:08:10.360 time but what i've been doing lately is i be and a lot of people do this but i basically do

00:08:16.020 really bad stand-up um and a lot of people do this but they kind of pick a character that they

00:08:20.660 want to do it with and so i and this person doesn't exist yeah but i do my cousin stacy from phoenix

00:08:27.260 and so she's doing stand-up for the first time she's never done stand-up before

00:08:31.340 and it's a nightmare oh okay yeah so i do that for like 30 minutes and i just terrorize the audience

00:08:39.480 are the audience in on the joke or are they just kind of experiencing so because because well the very

00:08:44.300 the first time i ever did my show i was so nervous but then i was like oh wait they came to my show

00:08:49.960 yeah so they get it you know what i mean yeah they're in on it they're so in on it yeah it's a

00:08:55.540 lot of fun yeah do you have do you find that you have really good crowds like they're they're yeah

00:08:59.840 i think they're always down yeah yeah i did one i did one show in new york where it was kind of

00:09:04.680 like a sit down it was like at a really nice winery okay uh like by the river i don't know new york

00:09:11.860 very well i was gonna say in new york yeah i don't even know i've been there a million times

00:09:15.560 and i don't even know um and it was kind of like a sit down situation where like they're ordering kind

00:09:20.640 of like at the comedy store right but i don't think like i and i said to my manager afterwards i

00:09:25.840 was like i need my audience to be on me at all times because like they would be eating or talking

00:09:31.960 with each other ordering something and i'd be like but you just missed a you missed a bit you know

00:09:37.060 like i desperately need attention that badly like even during my own show i'm like you guys

00:09:42.260 guys hello are you guys listening are you guys listening to me yeah yeah i don't blame you at

00:09:47.700 all for that honestly that would it's so funny that reminds me actually in new york recently i was doing

00:09:53.440 something um for like a big magazine that i was in and i was just doing a not a big deal humble brag

00:09:59.880 i don't want to say what it was but it was a good time um but it was me and another creator and

00:10:05.920 then there was like a moderator and they're asking us a lot of questions about like being a creator

00:10:09.540 and transcending from social media into other business ventures and stuff like that right 0.59

00:10:14.420 it's real standard shit um and we're talking and we're in this like i mean it's like an office kind 0.55

00:10:20.560 of but it's like a little tiny stage and then there's a bunch of little like first there's like 0.98

00:10:24.620 club seating like little couches and shit like this then there's like high top tables and then there's 0.89

00:10:29.380 like a whole outside part with everybody standing i've done public speeches many fucking times so 0.98

00:10:35.080 it's like whatever the way that nobody was fucking listening and it felt like they were trying to 0.95

00:10:42.060 compete with the level of the microphones because they first of all they kept serving alcohol which 0.94

00:10:46.460 is like that's fine but you have people at a bar it's not like a waiter it's was it a bar it had a

00:10:52.980 bar in it oh but it wasn't a bar so it had like seating and then there was a bar right here and then

00:10:57.720 there's a bunch of people standing and there's people going yeah can i get a what can i get a jack

00:11:01.040 a jack and coke too two of them please yes thank you no i can't over like while they're like so 0.67

00:11:07.500 what's it like to be on tiktok like what the fuck am i supposed to say and i remember i felt bad for 0.61

00:11:12.880 my moderator she is such a sweet girl and she was getting thrown off by all the noise like she was

00:11:17.200 trying to she had all these great questions prepared she was trying to like i would lose my

00:11:20.680 mind it was well i did i said something twice uh the second time i was a lot more aggressive which

00:11:26.120 made them stop i was like the first time i go first of all i love how much everyone's talking

00:11:30.700 oh i love that i think that's so great i love that everyone is so talkative while we're doing this

00:11:35.960 and then only a few people laughed and i was like damn tough room anyways so then we go through the

00:11:41.880 thing and then right before the end i go i'm in the middle of saying something very serious and very

00:11:47.760 like about women and misogyny and bigotry in the middle of it i go is it getting louder

00:11:52.560 people are getting louder huh aren't they are they like competing with me yikes and then my

00:11:57.260 moderator kind of laughed and then someone in the back goes and then they were quiet for the last

00:12:03.320 question gee thanks bad energy and i was like at the whole time after i said it the second time i was

00:12:09.140 like damn was i like kind of fucked up immediately like should i have not no not at all yeah and then 0.97

00:12:14.220 when i got off stage my whole family was there like my team and my manager was like when i heard the 0.98

00:12:19.840 noise and you talking and i saw he literally saw me going like while she's talking because i could

00:12:24.860 not take it because i just think it's so rude it's so rude and then he's like i literally told

00:12:30.000 my agent he's like i told her she has like five minutes before she says something and he was right 0.95

00:12:35.020 yeah i did say so don't fuck with drew i just think that's a good example of people are like 0.95

00:12:41.400 is she even really like that in real life yeah yeah yeah confrontational yeah very and it's so weird 0.97

00:12:47.300 because if you're like and you have like a very front-facing online personality yeah where people

00:12:53.160 feel like they know you and they feel like you know you're their big sister little sister or what

00:12:59.240 have you yeah where they think in a weird fucked up way that they you they love you but they don't 0.91

00:13:05.920 necessarily you don't necessarily need their respect no yeah you know what i mean oh yeah girl i know

00:13:10.600 it's this weird like dichotomy it's very strange it's very strange and backwards and that's kind of like

00:13:16.400 what social media does to people's brains yeah like the parasocial of it all yeah like i i get

00:13:22.540 recognized a lot but in the way in which i get recognized is for the most part like very i'll

00:13:28.900 never get tired of it it's like wow like that's like really really cool like oh my god i'm such a

00:13:33.760 fan and i saw you on this show like that's fucking cool like i remember like sleeping on my sister's 0.91

00:13:38.660 couch because i had no money like that's cool yeah it is yeah but like i was at in this uh museum

00:13:44.460 i was at lakma with my boyfriend and i was like we're gonna have a an art day you know or we break

00:13:50.100 up um but uh we were i was like looking at this painting lost in thought and this girl comes up to

00:13:57.940 me on the side out of nowhere and she goes oh my god it's you and then just stares at me

00:14:04.760 and i look at her and i'm like and so i'm thinking like i don't think i'm famous and i don't and i'm not

00:14:11.780 and i don't think i am right yeah because i'm not but like so she recognizes me she goes oh my god 0.80

00:14:18.300 it's you and i go hi and she's like it's you isn't it i don't know what the fuck that means 0.91

00:14:24.300 what the fuck does that mean do i know you from high school did we date the same guy like what are 0.98

00:14:29.380 you talking about yeah she's like you're the girl from the internet i'm the only girl from and on the 0.99

00:14:36.420 internet you said yes and so i look at her so i look at her and so what am i supposed to say i'm supposed

00:14:40.740 to say yeah i guess so so then i so then so then i'm like i think so and she's like i love you

00:14:46.820 and i'm like oh thanks that's really sweet and she's like what are you doing here oh girl what am

00:14:51.960 i doing here what am i doing here i was actually gonna uh file my taxes yeah i'm performing right

00:14:58.020 now actually sorry i'm doing a meet and greet near the rembrandt you're the first one yeah

00:15:02.880 yeah or like i was in new york and i i was like really tired and i had no makeup on and i was like

00:15:09.920 i just need to get this bagel and i need to eat it and i need to go back to bed and um this girl 1.00

00:15:15.200 very loud and it's new york and in new york you like want to be cool because new york is cool and 0.97

00:15:19.760 they're like you don't fuck with new york and like when you're in new york and you're like i'm in new 0.97

00:15:22.880 york right now you know what i mean like you just have to like it's an energy it's an energy you just 0.97

00:15:27.020 have to like be ready for anything you know what i'm saying yeah for real and so i'm in new york

00:15:32.760 i feel like this is gonna like be on my crotch um so i'm in new york and i'm waiting for my bagel 0.99

00:15:38.480 yeah and across this bagel place this girl goes holy fucking shit oh my god i love you and there's 0.99

00:15:46.520 a line of like 12 people behind me and so i have to say oh thanks so much and then the 12 people 0.99

00:15:50.460 behind me is like who the fuck is this bitch oh girl the amount of times that's happened to me 0.99

00:15:53.740 the way old people are like are you like somebody famous are you in porn are you like on the tv or 1.00

00:16:01.800 something yeah i go no and they're like and they don't ask me any other questions okay hey i literally

00:16:07.580 had a girl once uh or recently literally like a couple days ago she uh first of all was following

00:16:13.300 me around the store oh no i feel like people think i can't tell but i do have eyes they're not very good

00:16:18.860 i do have very poor vision um but i do know when i see the same exact person at the end of every aisle

00:16:25.400 i'm in it's no longer a coincidence right so she's following me around the store and i'm like okay

00:16:30.800 well eventually she'll say something i'm sure i don't ever engage like i'm not what's the deal

00:16:35.460 when people don't say anything so it's like you could just be like oh i i love your stuff or hey 0.98

00:16:40.320 i think you're a cunt like either one's fine just tell me and then we'll go our separate race but 0.99

00:16:45.660 like stare please don't draw it out for me right so she she's following me for over an hour she's 1.00

00:16:51.300 following me and then towards the end my boyfriend never gets really upset or like i have a boyfriend

00:16:56.920 but you do yeah okay i was gonna say that'd be really embarrassing if you didn't yeah no i also

00:17:01.640 have a boyfriend okay okay well good because i didn't want to have to end the show early yeah i 0.99

00:17:05.620 don't want to me neither i don't want to talk to a fucking loser yeah you know what i mean 0.99

00:17:08.200 so my boyfriend was like he never gets upset um he's very used to me getting recognized he's used 0.99

00:17:15.760 to it so he was like i feel like i have to say something because it was just getting bad

00:17:19.320 and then she doesn't say anything till i'm checking out and i'm like talking to the cashier

00:17:23.960 she's very nice and she and i were having a moment together and then this girl walks by

00:17:29.100 and she stops her car and she's just staring at me like oh and then i look at her older or younger 0.98

00:17:35.040 no she was probably like in her 30s oh so yeah and she goes you're that fucking girl aren't you 0.99

00:17:42.560 you're that fucking girl aren't you oh no and then i go i mean i hope so because if not right you're 1.00

00:17:50.400 getting real excited and i i hope i'm the person you think i am right and she's like i know you're 1.00

00:17:55.260 that fucking girl aren't you you're that fucking girl you make fun of fucking douchebags and she's 1.00

00:18:01.400 yelling like she's yelling god i love her and then you do that like customer service lab you're like 1.00

00:18:06.740 yeah yeah yeah you're like i guess so one would say i guess and then all of a sudden you're like a

00:18:15.200 politician you're like i'm at target what's happening and then she was like oh she goes 0.98

00:18:21.300 i fucking love you bitch and then she just leaves i love that that's a new character yeah 1.00

00:18:26.700 one similar experience thousand percent similar experience because there's like a breed of like 1.00

00:18:32.760 and i like whenever i see a famous person what happens to my brain and body is oh my god make

00:18:37.860 yourself small yes don't say anything don't speak unless i'm drunk which i was at the sag awards and

00:18:42.760 if anyone was there and talked to me that night i'm sorry um i've never done that in my life and

00:18:47.980 when i see other people do it anywhere for anybody i'm like god that takes balls i know i admire them

00:18:53.360 honestly yeah and i feel like too it's a very it's nine times out of ten it's awesome yeah that one 0.74

00:19:00.560 though yeah fucking crazy where it drags on yeah and it's awkward yeah and you like you kind of like 0.78

00:19:06.300 like am i about to cry yes or it's just like please one of us needs to either leave or die 0.98

00:19:12.500 like i can't i can't i cannot be here for a second longer i can't i'm so please leave or die 0.94

00:19:17.100 yeah you or me girl you choose i don't care yeah one time i was out with um my boyfriend we were

00:19:22.880 eating at a restaurant you have a boyfriend do you yeah okay cool i just want to make sure um the

00:19:28.500 days we were we were eating and um someone in there recognized me which i'm gonna be 100% honest

00:19:35.660 sometimes it's awesome because then i get to cut the line oh okay sometimes it's awesome the only

00:19:42.680 thing that i've gotten been able to do is get a free doll whip at disneyland really yeah that's tea

00:19:48.540 but like i don't worth it i was very good but you saved 72 dollars so that's good hey hey

00:19:53.380 i don't cut lines i that was a prince i'll tell you i'll tell you what cutting lines is the only

00:20:01.240 thing i get i never get free things like they'll geek the fuck out over me and they're like your 0.89

00:20:05.280 total is 172 dollars thank you so much yeah love that though i will pay don't worry do you get a lot

00:20:09.940 of pr packages yeah because i did and then and then i stopped

00:20:13.500 and i think it's because i was like because i'm an old lady like at heart i'm the youngest woman

00:20:20.880 alive but i'm an old lady i'm sorry to cut you off though but like i i don't understand the

00:20:26.320 business of like if someone sends you package you post about package and that's the exchange right

00:20:33.680 and so i kept getting packages and being like oh 0.97

00:20:36.440 thanks i stopped getting packages like i don't get shit 0.93

00:20:42.980 you gotta start posting about your packages i know buy yourself stuff and then be like thanks 0.97

00:20:47.560 so much thanks dior and then tag them yeah yeah anyways i was at that fucking um restaurant and 0.97

00:20:55.280 we're it was actually at disneyland and we were eating and um someone in there recognized me let

00:21:00.060 me skip the line love you for that and so then i'm eating and we're both enjoying our our meal

00:21:04.480 and then this guy comes up to me which is rare um but what i do love is every most of the time

00:21:10.780 when men approach me they're like i'm gay by the way before they even tell me their name and i'm like

00:21:14.840 okay period because they think i'm gonna attack them right i love a little fear yeah a little fear

00:21:19.920 never hurt anyone on their toes yes a little fear never hurt nobody yeah um and so this guy just 0.95

00:21:25.320 comes up to me and he goes okay bitch we gotta talk and i'm like that is a bold entrance right 1.00

00:21:33.580 what if i was fucking nuts like what if you came up to me and i was insane right and i was like 0.99

00:21:38.040 ha ha ha ha right about what and he goes someone in here told me that you're famous and then i go 0.98

00:21:45.900 oh no that's not true now we have to have this like cute back and forth yeah i'm like don't make

00:21:50.200 me go through it man that's what i was like i just want to have my bread bowl yeah i was like that's

00:21:54.240 not i mean i wouldn't say that but and he was like no they told me and they said you're like

00:21:59.180 online or something and i was like yeah mind you he's working and if i remember correctly he's

00:22:04.360 an employee yeah girl a cast member a cast member uh-huh and i think they shoot you dead if you talk 0.58

00:22:09.960 to people when you're a cast member literally i'm pretty sure that's the rules yeah but i don't know

00:22:16.020 watch you're gonna get so many comments being like as a former cast member

00:22:19.140 and so he's like he's trying to like relate with me and i'm like uh yeah you know like i'm just like

00:22:26.880 doing the the humble fucking i wouldn't say that yeah like don't make me do it yeah otherwise i'm 0.99

00:22:32.680 an asshole so then he he's like i'll be right back he leaves and i'm hoping he doesn't come back 0.99

00:22:37.800 and then he comes back like 20 minutes later and then he goes okay now that we have a little bit 0.99

00:22:42.620 more time and i'm like for what are you gonna get fired with who that's why and he's like um let

00:22:47.520 me see your your tiktok and i go what and he goes you should show it to me like on your phone like

00:22:53.080 because i don't know who you are i've never heard of you was this in downtown disney no or well

00:22:57.400 no it was actually at the grand californian hotel okay i love that hotel me too love that hotel

00:23:02.600 oh so it doesn't keep sinking for you oh sorry i have a boyfriend 0.98

00:23:08.620 so don't even think about it don't even fucking think about it 0.91

00:23:14.080 uh hr okay um yes i love that hotel so much i was gonna my boyfriend i love disneyland i also 0.97

00:23:27.580 have a boyfriend sorry oh oh you do yeah okay how old is he he's 29 okay mine's 42 and i'm not engaged

00:23:36.220 can you believe it um anyway we love that hotel yeah i'm shocked that that's happening there 0.96

00:23:46.560 me too because it's like that place is expensive and they run it like the navy bitch yeah they do 1.00

00:23:51.440 they run that shit like the marine corps yeah and the way that the guy was like yeah you should just 0.99

00:23:57.420 pull up your phone and show it to me because like i don't know who you are i could not believe what he 0.99

00:24:01.100 was asking me i go you want me to lock to open my own tiktok and show you my own videos is that for

00:24:08.340 real and then he goes well i mean i can't do it i can't have my phone while i'm working girl what are

00:24:13.520 we doing what are we doing what are we doing girl was it at napa rose so i was like what are we doing

00:24:19.680 what are we doing that is wild this isn't who we are that is disney cast members disney cast members

00:24:26.200 come on i actually had another girl who worked actually in downtown disney at sunglass hut 0.94

00:24:31.420 i went there randomly with sunglass hut is a lawless place it really is yeah it really is we went in

00:24:37.580 there um my boyfriend bought some sunglasses and then when he was walking out when we left we were

00:24:44.720 like okay cool no one said anything to me months down the line months i meet a random girl at a

00:24:50.880 different place and she goes oh my god you don't know this but you came into my workplace and i go

00:24:57.980 oh did did i and she goes yeah the sunglass hut in downtown disney okay and then i go oh and i was

00:25:04.740 thinking i'm like when was the last time i went and that it really was like six months before that and i

00:25:09.140 go oh yeah i think that was like in the summer she goes yeah yeah yeah i wasn't working that day

00:25:13.940 um but all my co-workers told me and i didn't believe them so i checked the security tapes and it was true

00:25:19.060 you were there oh my god okay wow you're very loyal fans yeah this one woman this was like

00:25:27.680 in 2021 she followed me around ikea telling me her life story i was like i'm trying to find a cutting

00:25:34.800 board and some plates and like i had to i had to make something up i had to be like oh god i'm so

00:25:40.140 sorry i have explosive diarrhea i gotta go i just like kind of ran away because people feel like they

00:25:45.960 yeah they just kind of i think it's a big word vomit thing they're just like oh my god it's an

00:25:50.620 it's an internet facing thing truly yeah and some people are like so what are you working on these 0.93

00:25:55.580 days like i don't fucking know you 0.96

00:25:57.860 my least favorite question to get is um do you live around here yeah which i'm like even if i did 0.92

00:26:12.020 i would not divulge that information exactly but i love you so much exactly i love you down girl yeah

00:26:17.880 i get a lot of messages from people being like i thought you were from texas like no i was in

00:26:22.400 in texas for a short time i'm like well why do i explain this to you who are you like i like sometimes

00:26:27.720 i'll like actually respond to people i'm like what am i doing oh my god and then i'll just like throw

00:26:33.020 my phone on the couch and like go for a walk i'll tell you the worst i'll okay this is the last story

00:26:37.940 i'll tell about this but this is the worst like it most invasive fan encounter i've ever had and

00:26:43.720 we didn't even meet in person uh one time a girl messaged me and she said hey girl love you so much

00:26:49.300 big big big big big fan just out of curiosity are you and billy doing okay which is my boyfriend

00:26:56.000 oh my wait you have a boyfriend do you yes okay just making sure um she was like are you guys doing

00:27:04.900 okay because i know it seems a little odd but i saw you uh in downtown disney no and you were

00:27:12.720 why am i always at disneyland literally shit happens to me no hold on like do you do you live in anaheim 0.86

00:27:19.380 no okay why are you always there okay just kidding why are you always there i don't know girl it's the 0.93

00:27:25.560 shopping it's just it's honestly the fucking just the odds of it i think it's just the amount so funny 0.74

00:27:31.120 the mass quantities of people that go there i think it's just that's why the odds are greater 0.94

00:27:35.500 to have some a little freaky happen yeah yeah it's like a corridor for everybody truly it's just so

00:27:40.740 it's a real dice roll you know funny but this girl is like i just wanted to know if you're doing okay

00:27:44.660 because i saw you in downtown disney a few months ago um and you looked like you had been crying and

00:27:51.200 it looked like you guys um i don't know were maybe fighting or something and then she sent me a 0.97

00:27:56.100 picture shut the fuck up of my own face shut the fuck up from far away and it looked like i had been 0.98

00:28:03.320 crying and to be quite honest with you i cry a lot so i couldn't even fucking tell you why i was 0.99

00:28:07.480 crying if i was i couldn't tell you why why would i be crying at the happiest place on earth i don't

00:28:11.380 know right she tells me she sends me that picture and that is for sure me and it was taken from a

00:28:18.140 great deal of distance away that is so creepy and it was so like it scared the fuck out of me if i'm 0.86

00:28:25.320 being honest when i read it i was like that is crazy you just have to block those people i guess

00:28:30.200 okay well then i if i block them i feel even more scared no i can't tell you how many people i've

00:28:37.280 blocked i block tons of people yeah all the time that's a great feature they should add more of those

00:28:42.000 more things like that it's weird when people think that they can like ask you stuff like that i posted

00:28:46.220 a bunch of videos last night of my stories because i was bored yeah and i got a lot of messages being

00:28:51.340 like so glad you're back have you been doing okay like what the fuck i'm fine and if i wasn't 0.78

00:28:59.200 so yeah but it's like i've just i've been enjoying my summer sorry you're okay that aside did you think

00:29:06.800 it was funny yeah yeah was the joke people are so bizarre not to like hard pivot but i did want to

00:29:13.380 talk about your characters on tiktok specifically of course so when you first got started on tiktok

00:29:18.360 sorry did you did you plan on on doing more like of your sketch comedy like improv kind of deal or

00:29:25.380 did you just kind of download it for funsies and just kind of um i first downloaded it in like 2019

00:29:30.140 for funsies yeah and i didn't know what it was and at first i was like oh it's a bunch of like

00:29:36.600 teenagers dancing yeah that's how that was my first impression of it too and then shout out uh who's

00:29:42.580 now like a dear friend of mine this guy named alex colliard he's a he's a comedian and an actor and

00:29:49.520 he on my for you page he did a video of an alien pretending to be a person in school and it was the

00:29:59.060 funniest thing i'd ever seen and i was like wait a second people can be funny on here yeah like that 0.79

00:30:06.100 was so funny that's that was my experience too yeah i saw people being funny and i was like oh damn

00:30:09.820 yeah yeah and so like i i had had friends on instagram like do character videos and stuff but

00:30:15.020 i hated the internet yeah and i was like i'm not gonna be i'm not gonna post my stuff online you

00:30:21.220 know because like everyone that i knew followed me like exes and like co-workers i was like that's so

00:30:27.000 fucking embarrassing and so i just decided i started playing around and and posted some videos yeah 0.91

00:30:34.520 and i thought like well no one's gonna see it right and so it would get like a couple likes or 0.95

00:30:39.720 like oh like 40 people saw it whatever and then uh and then i abandoned it and then covid happened 0.96

00:30:46.580 and i started seeing people on on like the d'amelios right and i'm like oh god this fucking app 0.95

00:30:55.540 you know and so i was just messing around with it again and i started doing character videos more

00:31:04.460 just because i felt like i was desperate just to be creative yeah to have like an outlet of some

00:31:09.520 kind yeah yeah and then one went viral and i was like what like i i think what was the first one

00:31:18.600 yeah i'm so curious what your first it was a wasp mom on facetime having a psychotic break 1.00

00:31:23.480 and i literally i was i was sitting in my mom's dining room i set up my phone and i just like

00:31:29.700 and just did it and i was like no that's funny and i posted it put my phone away

00:31:34.140 came back like three hours later and it had like a hundred thousand likes and i was like

00:31:38.940 what no way and so i thought i was like okay it's a it's a fluke whatever right yeah and so then i

00:31:47.080 posted another video and the video after that was the co-worker you hate over zoom because i had i had

00:31:52.940 literally just had that experience on a zoom with this person and i was like i want this person to 0.72

00:31:56.600 fucking die and i posted that and that went like crazy viral and i was like what's happening and i 0.81

00:32:04.180 guess the algorithm was on my side and then like every video i posted after yeah was just like all 0.98

00:32:11.700 all of a sudden had this like audience yeah it was like uh the same kind of people seeing your stuff

00:32:17.760 yeah and so and so i am a founding father of tiktok today and um but yeah no i just i was like wow this

00:32:27.600 is exciting and then um i just kept doing more character videos not really knowing where it was

00:32:33.740 going to go and then i started to get a shut ton of followers and then that that transferred over to

00:32:38.020 instagram which started to freak me out yeah so like people i knew were like are you famous on an app

00:32:43.600 called tiktok and i'm like uh i don't know i don't i don't know i don't know i'm an adult i don't know

00:32:50.480 you know what i mean and then i woke up one day and i was verified on instagram and i had a panic

00:32:55.600 attack because i was like oh no the secret's out and like i'm an actor like i like like i want like i

00:33:03.040 want that can only help me yeah you know yeah um unfortunately unfortunately and then yeah and

00:33:10.320 then you know like i started having like meetings and and fancy shit yeah you know it's it's it started 0.64

00:33:18.300 to become this thing and then i had this sort of platform and i had all these opportunities and then

00:33:23.480 like oh look at that like all these celebrities are following me like that's weird yeah it's so

00:33:29.280 strange yeah and so now i'm basically in a place where like oh god i just a global pandemic had to

00:33:36.160 happen i had to get randomly famous on an app called tiktok and now i'm a working actor yeah

00:33:40.420 like it's like all of this crazy shit had to line up for me to like get a couple jobs

00:33:44.920 you know to no longer be a struggling actor right i feel that which is and it's that's great but like 0.70

00:33:51.560 yeah we had both experiences so that's good like you lived the very traditional experience yeah of

00:33:57.240 trying to make it as an actor yeah and then you just randomly became an influencer too and then went

00:34:02.560 back got to go back to acting yeah it's a great because i kind of fought against the like influencer

00:34:07.020 content creator thing because i like i had like a team that i was working with in the beginning that

00:34:11.940 was like we you can go on tour and get appearances you can come out with merch you can do a cookbook

00:34:15.860 and i was like oh no no no no no no i'm 30 years old i'm an actor sorry yeah and like i'm not gonna

00:34:22.760 do any of that and i like pissed off i pissed off a lot of people like i i i have merch i think on my

00:34:29.020 youtube yeah and i don't even look at my i literally just post my videos on youtube they're

00:34:33.160 like you're a youtuber and i'm like i'm i don't i i don't i don't look at youtube ever yeah like i

00:34:37.960 don't know what's going on there and so i just um i like fought against it because i i just didn't

00:34:44.540 want to do that you know yeah you want to stick to what you truly love and want to do it's just what

00:34:50.980 i know yeah you know i'm not gonna be like hey guys so this is a vlog and you know like i literally

00:34:58.600 i literally had like meetings being like what if you sort of did what if you like did vlogs

00:35:02.760 i'm like oh we're not you and i are not gonna work together that's not gonna happen i commend people

00:35:09.100 who can vlog especially people who vlog every day oh no i think it's great i can't do it i know i'm

00:35:13.380 saying that's not my cup of tea either personally um people have asked me to vlog like like fans and 0.57

00:35:18.340 shit and i'm like you guys would be so fucking bored right watching my i swear to god specific 0.99

00:35:23.500 personality type with it who do i love right now i mentioned victoria paris earlier yeah i'm obsessed with 0.98

00:35:28.300 her yeah um i also love uh avery avery woods oh hey girl i love her she's so great love her i love 0.97

00:35:39.560 there's a couple others i love but i can't so sweet i can't think of them right now but i love that shit 0.61

00:35:43.560 i could never i could never honestly there are some some people i watch on tiktok purely because i 0.91

00:35:52.020 cannot relate i cannot relate any like they live a life that is so fucking 180 from mine and i find 0.99

00:36:00.120 that fascinating oh yeah of course they got a viewer in me girl of course click i'm watching all three

00:36:04.820 minutes no i think i mean like i'm not trying to bag like you know i say stuff like that where it's

00:36:09.520 like i am not an influencer yeah but like the influencer hustle is very commendable like it is that is

00:36:16.100 some real shit it's like the future of social media it's the future of entertainment and a lot

00:36:22.340 in entertainment is different umbrellas but like it's definitely like it is its own thing they're 0.98

00:36:29.200 influencers i love they're influencers i can't fucking stand and that's just the game honestly 0.95

00:36:33.500 that's part of the same same with like actors same with politics same with anything it's part of

00:36:38.220 like it's part of existing in the space honestly right but i think it's especially with like what

00:36:42.840 happened with tiktok during 2020 specifically like shit shifted it did and like and also for like

00:36:49.700 you know actors or comedians like there is finally a way to like create something for yourself yeah like

00:36:58.400 i can't tell you how like platform your talent on a different level yeah like there's so many actors

00:37:04.500 i know that have you know just been doing their own content online and like now have this platform and

00:37:10.700 this opportunity like brian jordan alvarez and his and i don't even know what to call it but i

00:37:17.780 fucking love him so much but he's like you know having like this fun time and he has his show now and

00:37:24.240 megan salter did the same thing yeah that girl to death and like it's like now it's this palpable 0.98

00:37:29.840 thing for so many people times when i get like really frustrated with social media which is natural i feel

00:37:36.940 like if you exist um today but i feel like in times like that i think about stuff like how what a great

00:37:42.420 vehicle it is yeah to put you in other rooms like if you if there's something you've wanted to do

00:37:46.880 forever like um i have so many friends who like their dream has been to be a singer like they're like

00:37:52.940 classically trained artists and they absolutely they were like they got famous randomly for a random

00:37:58.260 shit on tiktok christy schlopek is a great example like she is a classically trained like she went to 0.99

00:38:02.780 art school she she can sing bitch and she got famous for being her bimbo content like so she 1.00

00:38:09.840 was like fuck it i'm gonna lean into it is she the one that's like hey guys yeah she has a really 0.99

00:38:13.400 high-pitched voice oh my god she wears pink all the time yeah love her she is a perfect example of 1.00

00:38:17.140 someone who leaned into a skid and then now she's like fuck it i'm doing music now and now she only 1.00

00:38:21.200 does music that's great girl and she's getting booked all over the place love that i love when when 0.92

00:38:26.080 people are like you know what i'm not gonna fight this i'm gonna ride it yeah and and just steer it to

00:38:32.380 where i really want to go i fought it for a minute yeah i think that's natural though especially 0.68

00:38:36.940 but also during 2020 like shit was so nar nar it was it was so nar nar it was really bad where i was 0.93

00:38:43.760 i felt like i was having like crazy crazy conversations about shit or i was like no no no no no no no no no 0.86

00:38:52.440 well and especially tiktok i feel like because it's so easy to go viral on there like much easier 0.96

00:39:00.220 than any other platform ever has been i feel like there's a new level of like fear that comes with

00:39:05.800 that especially if you were so aggressively normal prior and then you just randomly go viral my stuff

00:39:11.240 happened really fast too yeah like it was a lot quick yeah that was kind of mine too in the beginning

00:39:17.320 like when it really kicked off it was just like snowballing so fast i was like oh yeah but then it's

00:39:24.820 also like this beast so it's like you know i haven't posted a tiktok character video in a month

00:39:28.980 right yeah mainly because it's like i'm booked and busy yeah i'm doing cool shit whatever right 0.58

00:39:33.520 but like um i'll post when i feel like it yeah like i might post one later today i don't know

00:39:38.580 um and you know the algorithm gets you yeah so if i post a video today or tomorrow it probably will

00:39:45.000 get like you know maybe like 80 000 likes which is great yeah not my norm but like for a while that

00:39:52.180 would happen i'd be like god fucking damn it it's passing me by i'm done but then it's like no 0.95

00:39:59.700 that's not i had to really and i did finally but i had to let go of that because it's like i 0.98

00:40:04.800 like i would tell people this and i i still fully mean it like i think i have too many followers

00:40:10.320 like i really do yeah like when i when i hit two million followers on tiktok i was like why

00:40:16.120 yeah i'm not like an activist or like like i am like ew no and then when i started to get a lot of

00:40:23.020 followers on instagram i was like that's too many that's too many because it just it feels like

00:40:27.260 inflated and like i i've been so it's very like again it's like a fear like you're like yeah i don't

00:40:32.800 know where this is going i've been so resistant of it and be like can you just like can i just like

00:40:38.060 be on a tv show like that's just that's all i want to do i feel i i feel that honestly you know

00:40:42.800 it's so funny i found out the other day that um lily gladstone follows me on instagram oh my god

00:40:49.260 and i shit my britches oh my god and i couldn't believe it and i only on instagram yeah and i only 0.90

00:40:55.200 found out because my friend kwana who's also native and has been in the show she's a really famous 0.97

00:41:01.060 native um supermodel and so she posted lily's acceptance speech is she does she do videos with

00:41:06.540 her mom no that's sheena okay yeah that's sheena no but kwana you would probably recognize kwana if

00:41:11.880 you saw her because she's been in mainstream modeling for a while now but she's she's gorgeous 1.00

00:41:15.440 and perfect and amazing and she posted her acceptance speech at variety like the women

00:41:20.640 and yeah yeah the when they're awarding women for stuff she gave this like moving speech tear in my

00:41:27.360 eye i'm like wow i love indigenous people and then i click on her so i can go like stock because i'm

00:41:33.440 like i love lily so i'm gonna go look and i saw follow back unbelievable unbelievable so i followed

00:41:38.280 her back and then me and her were key king we were messaging which we love i love her i i'm

00:41:42.800 obsessed with her i i fucking love her i love her we're just gonna talk about i'm so happy for her 0.67

00:41:47.840 me too and i can't wait to see the movie i love her i love i fucking love her she's amazing and so 0.99

00:41:52.600 we're we're messaging each other we're like he laughing like and i i literally couldn't fucking 0.94

00:41:56.960 believe it i said i cannot believe you follow me girl like why you haven't seen the movie you

00:42:00.560 haven't seen it yet i haven't seen it yet no it hasn't i heard it's long yeah and i she told me

00:42:07.100 she goes oh she's like oh my gosh i can't believe you messaged me i'm like girl what the

00:42:10.400 fuck are you talking about i've had that conversation before you're way too famous what is happening 0.96

00:42:14.720 and she told me to like the one of the last messages we had exchanged she was telling me 0.99

00:42:20.100 that she was in paris for fashion week and she met um emily radikowski casual right and she was

00:42:26.600 like oh me and emrata met at paris fashion week and um i was only familiar with her because you 0.83

00:42:32.300 were on her show girl what the fuck are you talking about crazy and then she was like and then we 0.99

00:42:36.540 just talked for like an hour about how much we love you girl what the fuck are you talking about 0.99

00:42:40.480 i was messaging lily gladstone this literally the joke is i was messaging her while i was sitting 0.99

00:42:46.420 in a veterinary office listening to my vet tell me why my dog can't stop throwing up oh and that's

00:42:53.280 the yin and yang of life duality that is what it's that's the duality right so like i'm a famous queen 0.98

00:42:59.100 but also like i have a dog and a dog that is costing me an arm and a fucking yeah stars they're 0.95

00:43:06.220 just like a hello hello i literally when my boyfriend told me how much my dog surgeries were 0.85

00:43:13.040 gonna be because he needs surgeries yeah he needed to get fixed and stuff oh yeah he's a he's just over

00:43:18.340 a year so needed to get so you you spayed him i sure did i neutered him interesting interesting and

00:43:25.260 it's for the best i think it would be good for him but anyways i did that and then it is i i neutered

00:43:30.180 my dog as well yeah he had to get i wasn't there it was not it's my boyfriend's dog i have a boyfriend

00:43:35.540 but like i met the dog when the dog was five like i knew anyway jesus he had to get like a something

00:43:41.600 done in his throat too just because his um his soft palate is too long and so like it makes him like

00:43:47.780 regurgitate a lot okay anyways when my boyfriend told me that that price tag i said i was on the phone

00:43:53.260 and he's at the vet right this is like the day before i'm like talking to him i'm like he's like 0.99

00:43:57.320 yeah it's gonna be this much and i go it's gonna be that much and he goes yeah i go holy fucking shit 0.99

00:44:03.560 dude do i get a nose job too what the fuck give him a bbl while he's under yeah what the hell give 1.00

00:44:09.220 him some veneers tell him to do stand-up it's a lot tell him to do stand-up hey that's all it takes 1.00

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00:45:26.180 responsibly the topic for today we didn't even get into that but we're talking about i'm just such a

00:45:35.320 guest period period and more importantly she has a boyfriend i have a boyfriend yeah that's the most 0.89

00:45:42.600 important part i know all of tiktok's gonna be like god damn it really 0.99

00:45:46.720 you're gonna be so fucking bummed she's so fucking hot 1.00

00:45:52.260 no not me when i say that they're like yeah fucking right shut up yeah right bitch shut the 1.00

00:45:59.340 fuck up that's just because men hate me i think you're hot period i'd hit it but i have a boyfriend 1.00

00:46:03.840 sorry i'm taken i'm taken sorry i'm like feelings not mutual okay all right all right 1.00

00:46:08.900 whatever okay the top respectful of your guests

00:46:14.760 it's okay we're both taken that's that's true that is true that's true we're both taken and both

00:46:22.440 not married i've never talked about my boyfriend so much ever he's gonna be so weird now and it's 0.78

00:46:27.420 because i'm like don't fucking talk about me i can't wait for i'm not proposing i can't wait for 0.98

00:46:32.940 a ranch nice try bitch every christmas with this girl yeah you gotta do it every holiday literally 1.00

00:46:41.100 literally that's your bit yeah and then if he gets mad you were just kidding i did it two nights ago 0.98

00:46:48.360 at my sister's house where i was like well we're doing the holidays in la and then we're going to 0.99

00:46:53.780 texas because we have a couple things planned i'm sure and like in front of my fucking whole ass 0.99

00:47:00.060 family poor guy oh i love a bit yeah but here's the thing if he doesn't it's fine 0.99

00:47:05.540 it's fine sorry i'm just like allergies

00:47:14.240 it's like i usually don't get this like we're on a podcast but like

00:47:19.960 okay sorry what video okay we're talking about bringing original characters from tiktok to tv

00:47:26.980 obviously caitlin is a fucking expert so we're gonna talk about one specific video let's see it 1.00

00:47:33.340 okay in this video from we didn't talk about any of the tv shows i'm on i'm kidding that's for after 0.97

00:47:39.180 that's for after girl let me cook sorry i'll plug it at the end it says in this video from daily wire

00:47:46.460 two men in suits are playing a drinking game where they're where they read cards and then move their

00:47:51.240 drink to the yes or no column on a table and they read the card women are funny and both of them 0.98

00:47:57.440 move their drinks to the no and for fuck's sake nod at each other and shake hands 0.99

00:48:02.160 bros classic dudes oh classic so this notion that women aren't funny is wild to me because it started 1.00

00:48:10.840 somewhere right it started on like 4chan 15 years ago for real right like women are fucking funny 1.00

00:48:17.140 make me a sandwich to like the ugliest motherfucker you've ever seen yeah i know i'm very familiar yeah 0.99

00:48:23.380 being a female comedian yeah on stage even if it's my show even if the whole audience is like we're here 0.99

00:48:29.320 to see caitlin riley yeah i still feel like when i'm on stage i am constantly having to justify why i'm

00:48:36.180 on stage whereas men don't have to do that no right when sometimes they should and sometimes

00:48:43.160 they should sometimes i deserve an explanation men innately especially in the sphere of like 0.95

00:48:48.060 funny comedians stand-ups men like there's nothing i hate more than a mediocre white man on stage with 0.99

00:48:54.360 a microphone period bitch and it's like it's already accepted it's already comfortable it's already 1.00

00:49:00.160 like we got you we'll we'll give you a couple laughs it'll be fine but then the second you're a woman 1.00

00:49:04.420 on stage it's like well why are you on stage yeah well are you actually that funny why are you a

00:49:09.680 woman and you're on stage and you're you're a comedian yeah it's like oh you have to overcompensate

00:49:13.960 immediately yeah yeah because you're already fighting an uphill battle exactly the second you get up 0.90

00:49:19.200 there exactly it's honestly bullshit because the amount of male comics i've seen where i'm like 0.88

00:49:24.340 i love it it's like seeing little boys play with like plastic cars i'm just like watching animals in 0.96

00:49:31.100 the zoo yeah look at them yeah they don't even know they're in a zoo yeah they don't even know

00:49:35.100 they're just behind that glass yeah and also i feel like there's this like breed of male comedians

00:49:39.860 right now that like got popular in the last 10 years were like specifically white straight male

00:49:46.040 comedians like they all want to be like hot do you know what i'm saying but it's like there's like

00:49:50.660 like they have tattoos and like they're like womanizers and it's like why are we in this timeline

00:49:55.640 right now do you know what i mean yeah where it's like everyone like they have like all this 0.99

00:49:59.880 fucking race on stage am i right like shut up i hate it i hate i hate it so much i have an original 0.99

00:50:07.540 thought yeah that's the part that that really fucking gags me because i think to myself that 1.00

00:50:13.980 stand-up is more than just like you make your fuck-ass buddies laugh like i killed them the other day with 1.00

00:50:20.600 this joke about hitting women yeah oh man it killed them yeah and then they're like i should 1.00

00:50:26.760 definitely quit my job and do stand-up right guys i think i have an idea yeah i think i'm i think i'm

00:50:33.600 gonna be a star yeah and then when you make them stars that's even worse like that's even worse it's

00:50:38.660 yeah i don't know if you're aware like we're talking about someone specifically again straight 0.92

00:50:43.780 male stand-ups yeah everyone wants to really push that fucking envelope 0.97

00:50:48.260 and like there's nothing lamer than a guy that's trying to push the fucking envelope 0.99

00:50:55.800 like ew it's so lame it's so lame horny bro it's so it's like immediate yeah it's so and then when 0.99

00:51:08.720 you don't laugh they're like everyone's just so fucking sensitive everyone's so fucking sensitive get 0.98

00:51:13.740 your brain checked i literally said this in a it's like no no we're not we're not offended it's not 0.99

00:51:19.720 it's a poorly constructed joke it sucked it sucked like like not good objectively like it didn't hurt 1.00

00:51:25.340 my feelings it wasn't funny right which they just cannot like their brain like they just can't 0.96

00:51:31.000 compute that if i am man and i have microphone and i tell joke it is good like no boy all the time

00:51:37.600 boy math boy math that's boy math yeah that truly is i think too like i even said recently i'm like

00:51:43.540 when they say things like oh you can't joke about anything these days i'm like according to who

00:51:48.140 because you guys are still doing it right no matter how many times i've said hey that's not funny 0.97

00:51:52.860 you guys continue to do it so like what the fuck are you talking about who's stopping you clearly not us 0.87

00:51:59.000 i think that there is a artistic constructive way to technically joke about anything i agree 0.94

00:52:06.880 technically i agree but and some people know how to do it yep other people don't and i think i think

00:52:12.780 it's so lame when people are like god i'm so fucking offended all the time it's like no you're 0.99

00:52:17.420 just bad it's just i think it's a harder pill to swallow to accept that this isn't your calling 0.94

00:52:23.160 right and you should go back and get a job right yeah you should you should quit this and go get a

00:52:27.480 job yeah because you're not gonna last very long here girl yeah and it's like it once they do that 0.98

00:52:32.780 they just stare into the skid like they just like get worse because they're like oh fuck it i'm just 0.99

00:52:36.400 gonna be an alt-right pipeline guy now yeah fuck it i dated a guy for a time in my life hi who um 0.99

00:52:43.580 who uh he like had an office job he worked in a cubicle right okay but he was charming 0.98

00:52:50.500 so he thought i think i can do stand-up comedy

00:52:55.400 damn that's how i felt too i felt the same way hey and um he started going he started like writing

00:53:04.520 jokes in a notebook and i have it like i'm like you're dating a comedian he didn't want to talk 0.98

00:53:10.060 about his comedy with me at all um because he was threatened well yeah you wouldn't get it yeah

00:53:14.160 he would get mad i'm like do you want to tell me jokes he's like no i don't want to tell you my 0.85

00:53:17.540 fucking jokes anyway so he would go to open mics and and i would go and support and he would tell 0.95

00:53:23.880 jokes and they were bad and he was bad because he's not good at this and it's not a thing that 0.99

00:53:28.300 comes naturally to him so he thought that because he was funny at dinner parties sometimes that he

00:53:34.080 should do stand-up comedy and there was one time he came to my house after doing an open mic and i

00:53:39.840 remember i was sitting in the bath and we were having a conversation and he was telling me about

00:53:44.720 his open mic okay and just telling me about it whatever and he was like i think if i keep at it

00:53:50.340 next three to six months or so i could be making money doing this and i looked at him and i was 1.00

00:53:56.600 like that is the stupidest fucking thing you've ever said and you can't say that in front of anybody 0.99

00:54:01.340 and that's actually like offensive and like you can't the art form as a whole no literally i was 1.00

00:54:07.000 like that's kind of like i'm an actor like that like that like stung my heart a little bit like you 0.61

00:54:11.560 can't say shit like that like that's not okay and we got in this argument where he's like all right i 0.95

00:54:16.360 guess i'm gonna fucking leave and i was like okay was that a joke was that a joke i can't tell 0.99

00:54:22.660 and so at the time i was like i love him maybe i'm just not being supportive and maybe he puts me 0.95

00:54:29.260 down and tells me that i need to be more serious about my career because he loves me like and then 0.98

00:54:34.680 as i got older and as time went on i was like oh he just fucking sucked yeah he's just awful right 0.98

00:54:40.220 yeah it's sometimes the simplest answer is the scariest one isn't it hey wow so him being awful 0.99

00:54:47.320 and him for him being bad at comedy yeah it's like i swear to god there's more men on this earth

00:54:52.780 that true like genuinely it's this should scare everyone they genuinely believe that they could do

00:54:59.280 that for a living yes that thought i dated terrifies me but it's just like the most especially

00:55:05.700 every guy in la too yeah the worst dude you know yeah it's like i could easily do that yeah i could 0.99

00:55:11.480 i fucking kill yeah when my give me a fucking beer and a microphone when i'm in the break room with my 0.99

00:55:18.060 fucking buddies they're can't they're cackling yeah they're fucking laughing yeah and i i that honestly 1.00

00:55:25.020 i was thinking too when you told that story i was like i i don't know what's worse a man who writes 0.99

00:55:30.280 his own songs and isn't good or a man who writes his own jokes and isn't jokes you think yeah

00:55:34.780 because there is an earnestness with with with singer songwriters where it's like oh you just

00:55:43.560 wanted to like write a little poem and express yourself do you know what i mean well you give

00:55:48.040 more of a pass yeah yeah where it's like oh okay do you know what i mean i literally or it's like

00:55:54.820 that was really good whereas like with the comedy thing it's like it's raw it's raw it's like it's

00:56:02.220 sinister there's something sinister about it you know why that probably is because i feel like

00:56:08.220 you see the inner workings of what men think is funny right and that could be horrifying exactly 0.90

00:56:14.440 it could be truly a fright yeah man i can't imagine dating a guy who's not funny oh i can't imagine yeah

00:56:21.700 or a guy that that inherently thinks they're funny knows that you are funnier than them girl and then

00:56:27.700 puts you down and constantly tells you that you're wrong and not funny

00:56:31.140 that's the final boss hi of of guys who think they can do comedy yeah 0.98

00:56:37.200 i've had dudes say like negging shit before in like groups when they're like 0.99

00:56:49.020 you're pretty funny for a girl yeah i fucking hate that shit yeah and when i was younger i'd be like 0.99

00:56:53.980 what the fuck is that supposed to mean like i just get mad immediately then i'm super not funny 0.99

00:56:58.640 i'm just you know what i do terrorizing you know what i do if so say that to me okay you're pretty 1.00

00:57:03.540 funny for a girl oh my god oh do you have a small penis that's what i say correlates yeah 1.00

00:57:09.880 one time it's a coincidence two times it's a pattern yeah and listen there's nothing wrong 0.99

00:57:14.040 with a small penis unless you're not funny exactly and unless you're not funny and you think you are 0.99

00:57:20.180 right there you go that's that's the fucking i don't want to talk about people's bodies 1.00

00:57:24.080 i don't want to talk about people's bodies yeah that's my whole thing though that's my whole thing 0.99

00:57:30.060 though but you know what i've never even talked about dick size i mean i have well that's a lie 0.87

00:57:34.000 i actually have but the most jokes i make are about height and the way that men are like women 0.98

00:57:40.000 can't take a joke i have almost two years worth of evidence that men are far far far more incapable 0.99

00:57:47.660 of taking a joke 1000 they cannot take a joke to save their fucking life you know how many people 0.99

00:57:52.600 have told me that i have like horse teeth online and i'm like i know i do like i feel like if i was 0.99

00:58:00.140 a guy i'd be like oh i'm so listen fucking here you guys you guys fucking first of all uh first of 0.99

00:58:07.240 all uh i have a family second of all listen here you keep this fucking up i'm deleting my fucking 1.00

00:58:11.900 profile and then there's people and they're going be nice to him yeah he's you guys men have 0.99

00:58:20.040 feelings too body shaming is never okay yeah even though men consistently and frequently body shame

00:58:26.120 and love to do it and they think it's so funny i even said on tiktok once i'm like dudes like that

00:58:30.460 tell one fat joke and they're like i should audition for snl yeah i have listen whatever it is you're

00:58:35.980 looking for i have it yeah men are gross get lauren michaels on the phone yeah i have something 0.96

00:58:42.300 i hate men no i'm kidding you and me both that's my whole thing okay i'll read a couple of these 0.88

00:58:47.980 comments on here this one says generally agree but the movie bridesmaids was funny lol and then this

00:58:54.460 guy wrote which was directed by a man and had an all-female cast what are you talking about and

00:59:00.700 written by a woman but whatever anyone can hold a camera it's the same watch every director like 0.95

00:59:07.820 i never i never want to work with caitlin riley i don't know why they're british but you're black 0.99

00:59:12.220 following yourself right now yeah okay this one says funny is a skill set that men usually acquire

00:59:16.920 more readily out of necessity women don't have to be funny to be attractive go back to war well then 1.00

00:59:23.900 why are then why are most men not funny like you guys aren't even doing your job get to fucking 0.99

00:59:29.020 work honestly shit i'm tired of carrying this comedy load my back aches same it says not once 0.99

00:59:35.280 in my 20 year 20 years lifetime did i see a girl i love it when a 20 year old man thinks that they 0.99

00:59:40.740 like things to say about the world a real unique perspective yeah and the perspective is fat women 1.00

00:59:46.660 are gross yeah that's it and i'm like oh man i wish i where have i heard that before did i see a girl 0.99

00:59:51.960 make somebody laugh on purpose not because of stupid behavior but actual humor okay so he's never 0.98

00:59:59.000 left his house ever in his life in his 20 year lifetime in the 20 years of my life i've never 0.99

01:00:06.660 ever seen a funny woman ever literally ever like he started masturbating like two years ago like 0.78

01:00:11.760 you know literally ever and also i do kiss my mom on the lips what does that have to do with me

01:00:16.260 hating i love why do they always fiercely love their mothers my mom is a is a saint they say a really 0.97

01:00:25.040 fucked up joke about women and they're like i have a mom yeah i fucking love my mom and i have a 1.00

01:00:29.460 boyfriend and i and i hate you yeah as a man i hate you actually i hate most men yeah someone asked me 0.99

01:00:34.380 once if i hate men and i was like most of them yeah and the and for women who hate all men whose fault 0.99

01:00:41.440 is that it's not ours listen it's the peachy or he and they hate that word too is it peachy or he 0.96

01:00:48.700 i think it's just gotten worse with social media like yeah absolutely 2013 on like shit got weird 0.82

01:00:55.440 yeah you know i think even like i think when 2016 happened um god a lot of year that was girl there 0.74

01:01:02.820 was something in the air you know what's so funny is even then i had no platform at all and i was just

01:01:07.360 existing as a normie on the internet but i was fighting men left and right yeah about trump i was 0.98

01:01:14.200 lighting these bitches up i didn't give a fuck the comedian guy yeah he's not a comedian um that guy 1.00

01:01:21.360 he uh he thought i was being ridiculous because i was very very upset that trump was elected as our 1.00

01:01:26.660 president and he was like honestly it's him or hillary okay yeah i know i voted so right did you 0.71

01:01:34.620 yeah that's the crazy part yeah i'm like the one thing you can always count on men who are like that

01:01:39.440 and not funny you can count on them to be misogynistic yeah and not vote they're a little

01:01:44.800 too close to the side that they shouldn't be on every time do you know what i mean a devil's advocate

01:01:49.600 right well there's bad on both sides yeah yeah sure yeah sure tell me all about it right they have 0.96

01:01:56.200 like no knowledge whatsoever none sometimes when men say jokes that are fucked up and obviously not 0.89

01:02:01.680 funny um i purposely don't laugh obviously i don't find it funny but i make it a point to just stare 0.88

01:02:06.760 and not laugh and then when they're like you know which is embarrassing to have to add on to your

01:02:12.600 ever had a guy on this podcast that you just like dragged through the mud no you should i know people

01:02:20.300 ask me that a lot um i always think like i just don't want to give them a bigger stage to platform 0.58

01:02:25.600 bigotry i get that but also this is my fucking show this is a dictatorship so if i don't let you in 0.98

01:02:31.960 you're not allowed in right i get to sit here and make fun of you from king of the castle right you 0.98

01:02:37.080 know what i mean i feel like chet hanks would be a really good guest i just think he's a very

01:02:41.880 dynamic person i saw chet hanks on z way yeah yeah i just feel like that would be a wild ride for

01:02:47.780 everybody yeah that was a very random suggestion yeah i'll log it away yeah let's hit up spotify let

01:02:54.220 them now to wrap up uh what other projects do you have going on um wow that's so crazy that you

01:03:09.580 asking that um i don't know i'm so bad at this oh oh oh oh i'm well i'm i'm going to be in a tv show

01:03:19.380 called dead boy detectives that is going to be on netflix that is premiering in the spring

01:03:24.240 oh how exciting uh period we love that um so you're gonna have to watch it and find out like

01:03:31.040 what's going on and then um i'm in another show i don't know if i can talk about it yet and i love

01:03:37.600 it when people say that it makes you think like i've got some big stuff cooking but it could be

01:03:41.680 nothing and i could be lying and i could be lying and she's an actress and you'll never know exactly 0.97

01:03:46.100 yeah that's incredible yeah i'm such a huge fan of you dude i'm such a huge you're so fucking funny

01:03:52.000 i love you i can't wait to keep watching you explode it's gonna be amazing and most importantly

01:03:58.880 we'll both have boyfriends we both have boyfriends we both have boyfriends we'll continue to have them

01:04:04.000 hopefully yeah um but we're still unmarried unmarried wow that's kind of that's crazy

01:04:10.660 it's crazy that's crazy it's so crazy that's actually nuts

01:04:17.260 actually it's it's weird at this point it's okay i love i'm i'm not in a rush me neither

01:04:24.980 thank you so much caitlin for coming on the show you're fucking hilarious i adore you i love you

01:04:33.420 everyone please make sure you go see caitlin and her show and in the other shows going on in the world

01:04:39.560 and this and the surprise one coming out where can everybody find you um they can find me

01:04:45.940 in a safe space no you can find me on tiktok and on instagram love um my handles just type in my

01:04:55.900 name i'll i'll pop up love um caitlin is so fucking funny you guys are in for a treat if you follow 0.98

01:05:03.400 caitlin you absolutely should if you don't already but i'm sure most of you do i'm not gonna tell you

01:05:06.880 my handle you're gonna have to find it come and find me come and find me thank you so much for

01:05:13.080 coming on the show i adore you for having you're amazing thank you all so much for joining us on

01:05:17.700 this episode of the comment section don't forget new episodes drop every wednesday the audio is on

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01:05:28.460 favorite streaming are you reading that no oh professional thank you so much for joining us

01:05:34.680 on this episode thank you so much to caitlin riley for joining us and i'll see you next week

01:05:39.100 love you bye bye it's my podcast now

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