BI NOW, GAY LATER Ft. Chrissy Chlapecka ｜ Episode 212
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In this episode of the comment section, we chat with the iconic, the legendary, another all-star, Chrissy Shlopka! We talk about how she became a pop star, how she got her start in the industry, and what it's like being on tour with Taylor Swift.
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I'm like the girl that's like, just happy to be there.
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Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode
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Sorry, me, your fav, everybody knows me, cares about me.
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Today we have the iconic, the legendary, another all-star, Chrissy Shlopeka.
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find two good creamers in the creamer aisle i'm so happy to have you how has life been oh my
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it's been a journey since the last time we sat down i know we were in costume or i was you you
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were unfortunately having to look at me in the costume and i thought you looked beautiful thank
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you no you were stunning first of all um i mean since then i like moved to la and yeah became a
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pop star period and that happened the rest is history and girl the rest is history
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so tell me about anything new you've been working on lately because I know you were telling me a
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little bit offline but I want the people to hear it oh yes okay what I've been working on well I'm
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literally as of today when we're filming this about to leave for tour yes tomorrow how exciting
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crazy yeah um I was saying to you like I don't know how the hell this happened I decided and
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like well i got i got like dropped by my agent and dropped by a couple of people and really who
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were like yeah they're like you can't sell tickets you can't do all that and i'm in aries and i'm a
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bitch so i was like watch me and now i'm like selling out a bunch of cities and i'm about to
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leave and i'm like oh now you're doing 19 cities yeah period like i'm just like shocked it happened
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though why what exactly are you shocked about it's just like like i'm like you're fantastic
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nothing to be shocked about i mean like yeah i work hard and i'm proud of myself and i've done
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a lot i'm just like it's just like oh it's actually happening like i decided to do this
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in december and like it's now february and i'm like oh okay i guess i'm doing a show time flies
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when you're being a pop star tell me about it well tell me about the new music because you have
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quite a few new music new singles out yes you know i'm a fan of passion fruit i know you know
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i'm a fan of passion fruit i've already i was listening to it at the gym i was on a real kick
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with it at the gym especially during cardio oh it's a good it's a good cardio song yes yes i'm
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loving it i was so honored when you posted it too i was like oh i'm cool i was like if you're
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posting this like i must be really cool i love it and i love a slutty pop song who doesn't yeah
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i'm telling you who doesn't so tell me about new music tell me about all of it i know you have
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quite a few singles out yes i have so i just released like the first half of my project
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called Christine um I released that about a month ago I had seven songs on it very cool and literally
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also as of today we are filming this tomorrow I am promoting a new song how fun which will be
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super fun it will release while I'm on tour very cool it's called Andromeda and it's gonna be
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really fierce and fun and then I have a whole other b-side of the project to very put out and
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yeah as all your many plates that you're spinning um so many yeah i love every one of them you're
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very very busy pop star can you tell me about the new project like where did it come from like
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inspiration wise like how are you feeling when you put this project together wow it's such a like
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it's so interesting because i wrote this project and probably like one of my like
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darkest i feel like moments really of myself in like my career i feel like i started like
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obviously a lot of people know me from my online content being goofy silly yeah and we love her
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and she's still here yeah but like I think I found myself being like I don't it's not that I don't
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resonate with that girl that I am it's just like there's more right to myself like I grew up as a
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musician I grew up doing theater like I've always dreamed of bigger and you can sing bitch you can
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sing bitch for real chrissy can sing for real period listen and you know that that is true
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that's like what you're like i feel like is one of your strongest powers is being able to sing
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and your purpose absolutely absolutely like there's no there's nothing else i'd rather be doing
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and like going on stage and singing and like i don't know as a kid it was like i'm either gonna
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listen to my parents screaming at each other downstairs or i'm gonna belt louder than them
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bitch and that's what I did that's how I learned to sing so like you know it's just it's so like
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emotional and like I don't know I feel like when I got to LA you get here and then there's a million
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people telling you this is what you should do and this is who you should meet and you should be this
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way and do this and x y and z and I just got so overwhelmed that I stopped I stopped doing
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everything I like I put out one EP that I kind of just didn't promote and like I kind of wasn't
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proud of it I love it it just wasn't me right and I just completely like shrank and I just completely
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like put myself in a like a box and was just like I can't look at myself I can't post I can't make
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music all of this and I just didn't know what to do because it was like do I be the girl that
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everyone knows me as or do I be the girl that everyone knows me as but with the things I love
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that are hard to achieve that i'm willing to try and i don't know i just like one day literally in
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august woke up and i was like okay i need to stop being so hard on myself being like overthinking
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everything i need to like cut everyone out not cut everyone out but like all of the people who
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are like you need to be doing it this way you're not good enough doing this like you can't do all
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that and I was like I'm just gonna let that go I'm gonna write a project in two weeks and I'm
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gonna release it yeah and that's exactly what I did okay period and how did you feel trying that
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new method it was so liberating it was so amazing just to like be like I'm gonna rely on me and I'm
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gonna rely on what I love and like I didn't wait I didn't make so much music where I was like
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picking through and like this is the one like this is the one it was just like I like passion
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fruit so I'm gonna put out first and I ended up doing fine like I did great like and then with
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the others and the whole project itself it just was like it's called Christine because that's like
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my name you know yeah and like that's the girl like that's the girl I know and I love and I
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wrote it for her and it just really came out of nowhere yeah but also came out of like a need I
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was like I need to make something and I need to do something right same with this tour is like I
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just I need to do it and I need to like also be comfortable if it just like doesn't go the way I
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want it to well you're also a creative right so when you're not creating you feel like you're
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dying probably oh yeah right so it's like that's one of those things where you're like I need to
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get back to me I I think that's really brave and courageous of you because it's hard especially
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in the music industry shit the way that they want to mold you and change you and what they think
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will sell and also I agree with I totally get what you mean about feeling distant from the
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TikTok version of yourself because I feel that way too many many times like because we all know
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like you and I both came up honestly around the same time yeah on TikTok but also like with very
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specific niches so we have like very specific things which like like you said I agree with
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your what you said about how like that is me but that's not everything yes and and it does get
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exhausting after a while feeling like having to perform as that thing as opposed to what you
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everything else that makes you who you are totally so I get what you mean because it gets very
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stifling and it gets very like pigeonhole-y almost like it it feels like every single
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thing you do or when you have people that want to work with you they really want you to lean into
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that one very specific thing which you're like okay but that was like if that was like part of
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it and I have lots of other things to offer and it doesn't have to be just that like yeah like I
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love her like she's fierce and it's not that i'm not like silly goofy funny running around but it's
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like i'm not not on the streets of chicago anymore i'm not 22 like i'm i'm doing things that i really
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care about and i really love and like those things come with it but right you know it's it's almost
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like a flipping career completely it's like i have to reconvince people to like care about it you
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know in a way i see what you mean which like is kind of fun also it's like i love a challenge well
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and then you get to when you do it that way you get to do it the way you want and the way that
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you want to be perceived like you get to put yourself out there in a way that feels true
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and authentic to you absolutely as opposed to what people think will sell exactly which could
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be anything like that's they never they act like they know but they don't always know do they ever
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know that's what i'm saying sometimes they just get lucky and like can we talk about it it's like
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all these men all the time it's all these men every time in this industry who are like you as
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a woman I'm gonna tell you what sells and I'm gonna tell you how you should look and how you
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should act and how and two women how what sells two women yeah which is crazy which is crazy
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it was just like it's so it was so jarring the first couple years of my career in music that
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like I never really have talked about or touched on because it just was like I felt like I got
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swarmed about what people what they wanted from me right and I would like kind of do it like kind
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of not and then when I wouldn't do it the way they wanted they're like oh you're worthless
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right oh we don't like you and i was like you told me to do that you told me to do that and
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also like why are you not trusting the girl that built her whole thing herself anyway exactly
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that's like the frustrating part absolutely that's why like at this point in my music journey i'm
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like very untrusting yeah of the industry and the business yeah itself just because it's like i don't
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think you're gonna give me something that i need to know right now right and like you're not gonna
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pay attention to me until you have to exactly and that's okay yeah that's so fine i'd rather you not
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pay attention well and then at that at that level you might as well just do it on your own exactly
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at that point without them siphoning shit off of you at the same time literally and like giving you
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fake money that's like not yours and like it's just it's it's just so confusing and like
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exhausting and i'm just glad i learned so early in the game of my music right i'm still a new
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artists absolutely and i'm still learning so much but like i learn quickly like uh-uh you are you
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adapt that's what you do the divas are gonna come to you and go you are the next thing and then
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you're gonna be like yeah okay girl like i will be on my own time right and the only people that
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honestly are right every time they pick are the gays can we talk about right the only the only
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time they like someone who's has like a hundred percent batting average are the gays exactly when
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they pick a girl in pop that's the one they're right yeah they're right they're right every time
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they're right and they you know what they're just it takes a little longer for them to see the
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theater girls in pop that's true but they they'll see us okay they'll see us I'm curious about
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theater have you ever thought about doing Broadway oh yeah I would love for you to do
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Broadway Chrissy you would kill on Broadway I would love to and you should manifest that here
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if that is one of your dreams because I have put two dolls on Broadway from that chair and that is
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a fact this is the chair this is the broadway chair yeah like dylan manifested with me that
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she wanted to be in a broadway show she's in six now and anaya she's she's uh and what is it rocky
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horror yeah and i cried when she told me i told me and i sobbed like i was like okay wow oh my god
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it's so fucking incredible well it's like watching like also knowing dylan like i've known her for
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so long too it's just like i don't know when you all grow up as a theater kid you have the same
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dream I'm gonna be on Broadway I'm gonna go to New York City bitch like come on like I had a
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poster of New York in my room yeah my tiny little room as a kid and like with like Anna Nia like
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her making it it just like it was like and you guys have been friends for so long for so long
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like she's been there for me forever I'm gonna cry like she's just I every win she gets I'm just
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like i can't i can't comprehend how proud i am yeah and it's like that one specifically because
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like yeah we all just like wanted that it's just so it's so amazing it's so affirming too
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for everyone and that's why i know you're already winning but you're gonna win even more because you
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are pure in your happiness for others which is i think an essential part of manifesting is like
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genuinely being happy when other people achieve things too and i have to i do that too all the
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time with my friends when they achieve things it's like i i talked about this actually with
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britney once where sometimes like what you were saying about ananiya being uh in rocky horror
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it's like there's something about watching someone move in their purpose that makes me
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emotional no i'm like going to cry as we're talking about especially when we talk about
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internet girls because we're all we're all internet girls all of us are internet girls
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and watching us get to leave the internet and like do what we really want to do like purpose
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for real oh my god moves me to tears every time i think about it i'm like i'm like i already had
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therapy today i'm like fuck i have therapy tomorrow so i'll be sure to clock in with
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already cried today on therapy like it's just so beautiful it's beautiful it's so amazing we have
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this level of understanding with each other because like we knew what it was like to like
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get online and blow up or something and then like you know keep chasing that thing and then to be
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like but i have dreams yeah like and that's and that goes along with what you were saying earlier
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which is why I know it's going to happen for you exactly the way it's supposed to happen and the
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way you want it to happen more specifically because it really is one of those things where
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like you are taking a chance on you because no one's ever going to work harder for themselves
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than you I mean absolutely so I know what's going to happen for you in exactly the way you want it
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to happen more specifically because it's already tried to happen but you didn't feel good about it
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and there was a reason why it didn't happen then I so wholeheartedly agree with that I just feel
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like with myself too it's just like I've I've always like had me you know just the way I grew
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up and like all of that like I've always had to champion myself right and so I had to like when
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I was going through so much like this past year and in August I had to like be like whoa like you
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don't have yourself girl yeah you've always had yourself you've always been the one to like hold
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yourself when stuff happened and like I'm not doing that I'm not taking care of her right and
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that was like the moment that I was like oh my god like I have to take care of myself I have to love
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myself I have to champion myself I love that because no one else is going to say that bitch
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honestly no one is going to there will be people in your life who come who love you and it's so
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pure and I know it's real because I have that love for other people right but like you're the
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only one who can really like do it do it and be there for you like take care of you for real which
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is so true I talk about that all the time that's why I'm like so convinced now like this is like
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the birth of your new your your new journey right the a better journey also I just want to say
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your reels when you were posting you laying down and singing tea bitch you think you yeah you
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the Broadway would be lucky to have you listen I'm I'm waiting for the call from the Broadway
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producer where I don't even have to go on an audition they're just like we need you as Roxy
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Hart in Chicago the musical and I dye my hair back to blonde and I'm ready Roxy Hart bitch you would
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come on you would kill come on or like audrey from little shop yes oh my god me getting chills
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no like i'm like like hang on i feel 16 again okay so we have chicago we have little shop are
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there any other shows that you would love to be in you know what i would love to be in again
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in high school i was epony and in les mis oh my god that would be crazy oh i would love to do
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that show again you're a crazy bitch in Les Mis in Les Mis you better work you know I was 17 and I
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was like listen to this like listen to this on my own like I'm gonna belt that note I'm gonna
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change it up like I was like that was my favorite song from Les Mis for a long time I love Les Mis
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come on it's a great one and being the other woman and you would kill kill you would kill
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especially now with grown pipes you have your grown pipes yeah yeah she's they've grown they've
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grown now she's done enough when i was in high school um we did like there was one year where
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they did valentine's day grams or whatever like you know like singing grams yeah so they would
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have like uh madrigals is what they were called which is like the good good choir yes so they
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would go to everyone's uh classroom and like deliver singing grams and they had like a
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selection and you would just buy them for like four bucks or something oh my god my girlfriends
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bought me one we all like got each other stuff for valentine's day so my girlfriends in high
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school sent me one and i was like oh my god because i love broadway so i was like oh my god i love the
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song and then they were about to sing and they sang on my own to me which was honestly beautiful
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but kind of fucked up because that song's about her being alone i was gonna say like her dying
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alone she sings and then dies yes she does and why was that an option for valentine's day don't
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know yeah that was interesting that's interesting but is that like you're like what's your favorite
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musical though my favorite broadway musical is legally blonde oh okay well that's just a great
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one come on it's perfectly written oh my god the soundtrack is kick ass kick ass and i remember
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watching it when i was in um how old are you 25 okay yeah i'm five years older than you so when
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i was like i want to say grade school ish probably like 10 11 they had like mtv finding l woods and
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so they were like recording the broadway like auditions for legal label on the musical and i
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remember watching it i was like holy fuck who are they gonna pick and i was i just remember being
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obsessed i told dylan i'm like i love broadway i just don't have the chops oh my gosh yeah i know
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i love broadway for real it's the it's it's every that's how i feel so connected to you i'm like i
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know where it's like the theater i'm a theater girl at heart the theater inside us all i know
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for real i'm like the girl that's like just happy to be there oh i'm i'm always ensemble sure
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oh but love who doesn't love an ensemble part like that's what cindia revo told me she's like
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the ensemble's essential come on no we need it for the whole show me being like i haven't been
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in the show since i was like 19 i think but i'm like we need the ensemble but you're a theater
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girl that's in your dna code oh it's in my it's in everything i do every song i make like it's
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not gonna have a weird like theater-esque element the shows i do like bitch we got dancers and like
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props and like reveals you gotta be on broadway because you have a belt too in you like we have
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to like manifest we're manifesting we're manifesting that plus the pop star career
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yeah i was also gonna say to your what you were talking about your journey was kind of reminding
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me of uh rebecca black when she was here yeah she talked about the same thing and she was saying like
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but the gays have always been behind me yes they have championed me forever and i was like right
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and they have you too they will they always do zara larson another one and zara larson's been
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in the game for over a decade and just this last couple years she's really popped off yeah i mean
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that's the game it's just like you have to stick around and i think like when i like started to
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revert back i was like oh girl you're not in the game right you're not doing it right like
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you have to stick through it you're gonna flop and you're gonna fly and then you're gonna flop
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again and it's okay it doesn't mean anything and like who cares what people on like twitter are
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gonna say it really doesn't mean anything at all especially because it defeats the purpose of art
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when you are only focusing on numbers and money like it defeats the purpose of art the whole point
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is to create right yes and that's probably i'm sure why the recalibration that you had last
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summer was like a good thing for you absolutely because you got to go back to the whole point of
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it which is to make stuff like is to create something that you're proud of and that you love
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it's like what i love the money to be able to create what i want yes right yeah of course
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do I have it no am I happy yeah okay like the money it's not the same as it was once upon a
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time but hey I'm like and it will come it will come and I like smile yeah and at least and at
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least you're fulfilled and happy and that's more than a lot of other people can say yeah and even
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like on your new project like what would you say is like your favorite song oh if you can pick a
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i know it's like picking children but it is i i always say to my fans when they ask me that i
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always say my song apollo i really love it i love the music video for it it's just so classic
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like 2010 pop like just the things i grew up listening to being like oh my god i'm like
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gonna die i love this um and it's like also like a song that's like about just like it's just about
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like uh like chasing the light and like leaving the darkness and like this is that gay shit but
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i love it like it's so gay but like it's always like what a beautiful way yeah and so it's like
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what i was going through and i just i have so much love for that song and then like the my
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i'm a ballad girl yeah i always sneak a ballad and no one really listens to my ballads i love
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a ballad I love a ballad and I more specifically love your ballads see yes me too like those are
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the ones for me and my song girl on the moon is like my my other favorite from the project beautiful
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why that one it's so other than loving a ballad other than loving a ballad I like I wrote that
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song by myself and it's just about like you know shit so much stuff is happening and I'm stressed
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out and life is hard and I just want to go to the moon and just be away from all of this like that's
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really what it's about just like what would it be to just be comforted on my by myself yeah and have
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myself and like away from everything and it just like is so I don't know like when I honestly when
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I get sad and I'm stressed out I like play that song in my head because I'm like I can be like
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the girl on the moon like I can like I can have myself I can exist in my own way beyond this it's
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like corny but i love it it's not corny or it's it's beautiful it's gorge and honestly real on
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especially now shit right especially fucking now i'm sure a lot of us would rather be on the
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fucking moon i know like can we go meet you hitch a ride okay so when you do have um write your
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music when you have you're in the writing process like where do you do you have like
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you know moments where it hits like inspiration hits and you're just like i think i'm gonna write
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now or do you like to wait do you like to block out time to write or do you just kind of do it
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when it hits inspiration I guess I block out time because I I work with like one guy Dallas who
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he's like my brother love he's perfect and awesome and such a good human being and we've been writing
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together since I'm so hot which was my first song I did with him yeah and um we just block out time
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together and a lot of times I come in without inspiration and then he starts I'm like I want
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the song to sound blue and he's like okay and he knows what that means and he just does it
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like a my song apollo i was like let's make it blue and then he whipped that out and then i was
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we were able to like come up with a concept and like all of that and everything and sometimes
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like i have amazing writers who come in like alex feltry or like jesse st john who have been like
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all over all my projects as well who come in with their great ideas too and like really relate to
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like what they know about me but it's it's also personal because like yeah half the time we're
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writing but the other like three hours we're just talking yeah we're just talking about everything
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in our lives i've heard that from many different artists like sometimes that's where it comes from
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it's just kind of chatting but where you're at exactly mentally emotionally spiritually yeah you
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just like you need people to me it's like i love collaborators in every way because it's like
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they're gonna pull something out of you that you didn't even realize based on like
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a conversation you had with them like three years ago you know i love that it's so cool and it's
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nice to work with the same people i'm sure like they just get your vibe like when you find a good
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one it's family yeah it has to be because i don't know how many producers i've gone with that are
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just random who they just like don't like anything i do and then i'm like okay why am i here okay so
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i feel like you hate me like can you sing like this i'm like no that's my voice hello can you
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like make it less like that can you stop being you by the way and i'm like can you it's really
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getting in the way of my ability to produce like one of us is gonna get hit here and it's not gonna
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be me like hello okay so let's talk about tour tour how excited are you what do you look most
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looking forward to what are you most uh nervous about give us all tea uh everything i'm okay i'm
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like so i'm like a day away from leaving yeah and i am like beyond nervous like i am been a
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performer my whole life yeah I'm never nervous and you've done live shows many many many times
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yeah that's all I do huge crowd I pop my pussy like I sing those notes divas yeah I'm terrified
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I don't know why I think it's just like this is like I everything with my music career I really
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have done like solely by myself with my amazing like gay people who helped me like team of gays
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my team of gays I have one too come on they're real and we love them oh girl I literally was
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like I need women and gay people yes sorry that's all I have room for I'm sorry in house no my DEI
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hire is a straight man honestly that's my DEI I get it my my actual manager is a straight guy but
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he's a straight guy where I can go shut up and he's got like less talky from you no and he goes
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okay and he goes Chrissy you can always tell me to shut up and I'm like I know yeah trust me I
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know yeah I know and I do and I love him down but like it is literally just gays and girls yeah need
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them and I need them I mean they they're the only reason I was able to do all this like every other
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random guy that was on my team like was like oh you're not good enough we don't want you and I
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was like okay and then like my gays and girls just we all put this tour together period like
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out of nowhere like literally out of nowhere yeah and I'm just I think I'm just like shocked
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I'm just shocked it's happening yeah I don't know it's like you dream of something for so long
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like ever since you're a kid and like so much of my life has just been singing in my room and like
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coming home from rehearsals and like going back and like dreaming of like shows or like
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yeah broadway or like all these things and now it's happening and i'm like i'm scared i don't
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know why like it's just it's sometimes scary to accomplish your dreams no hell yeah i agree or
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it's just kind of like oh my god i can't believe i'm doing it for real yes it feels it feels very
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surreal but it's a beautiful thing walk in it confidently girl because yeah you deserve it
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you've earned it yeah and you're gonna kill it you're gonna have so much fun i really do think
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you're gonna have a blast probably on tour i know i know i'm gonna love it so much i mean my whole
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tour crew is like gay people like a gay boy and all lesbians like it's gonna be so perfect like
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thank god thank god tour is really hard and my yours is gonna be way harder than mine was because
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mine is just sitting and saying pee pee poo poo out my butt like in a mic for an hour whereas
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like yours you're like performing like for real but even i it was fucking hard but it was really
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fun yeah it was really fun because we had like a great team and i think that's like the key to
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surviving and having a good time is having a lot of really good people with you yeah so you're set
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there i think you're gonna have a blast totally and just remembering to like be a person right
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i think sometimes it's like i love i get i turn on and i'm like i'm chrissy and i'm here and i'm
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present but you know i'm i'm like such a usually quieter person honestly on my day-to-day that like
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i know i'm gonna get very drained not in a bad way but it's like finding those little moments of like
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resetting a little bit reset yeah yeah i agree letting myself do that oh my god that's so nice
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gays on my bus and it was funny because my man was there who's obviously not gay my dad and my
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brother-in-law were there but like for some reason like when the bus driver who was a straight man
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when he was on the bus it just felt like this is a girl bus no like get off there's girls there's
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girls here this is girl buzz oh there's a man here no like we're gonna drive like our little
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subaro like around the country and i'm so glad just like me and my choreographer slash like tour
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manager slash everything he's perfect he's my god his name is alec cohen gay choreographer he's
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perfect period um it's just gonna be like him driving me driving and then my gaggle of lesbians
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my girlfriend's gonna come with me too love how amazing thank god and my dog oh yay oh my god
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sugar sugar yes oh my god of course i remember sugar she's perfect how is she doing she's
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everything to me i would die without her that's how i feel about my dogs too i really do feel
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it's so funny this morning my my man was like um do you think our lives would be different if we
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didn't have the dogs and i was like i honestly feel like they would be a lot sadder yeah like
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my life would be so empty without my dogs like god help anyone around me the day something
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happens to either of those i can't even fucking i can't think about it i'll freak out i'm gonna
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make it everyone's problem if something bad happens to my dogs the world will end the world
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i'm gonna do something drastic i'm gonna fuck everyone up like it's not gonna be okay no one
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will survive no for real i'm i can't even think about it for too long i'll freak out no but she's
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doing well I'm glad to hear that she's wonderful she's like really the only thing I need and she
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loves her she loves her girlfriend she loves my girlfriend it's awesome I'm like can you take her
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out like can you do can you feed her awesome perfect we love that and I'm glad she gets to
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come with you too I feel like it's it does feel sometimes um like oh I could do it by myself but
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then it's like I don't want to I don't wanna I know and it's like they always know you I feel
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like your partner knows you better than anyone so it's like that's really nice too for when you're
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decompressing from shows oh my god it's nice to like have your person with you i know so i'm glad
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she's able to come with you i know i was like you have to like make me make content every day too
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i'm putting her to work i'm like you're not just coming with me you're working yeah everyone's on
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the clock everyone's everyone's on the clock yeah okay when i did tour too we had um we brought my
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brother-in-law because he was helping us with security and my man and my dad and it was funny
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because every venue we went to they're always like oh yeah they have security but it's always
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like some 90 year old guy and he has like a back brace and he's like can't lift heavy things sorry
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and you're like no for sure we'll bring all the stuff in ourselves right and it was funny because
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my agent's husband also came for a few of the shows on some of the legs of the tour and the
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way my family and him were like just doing all of the roadie work just moving everything in and out
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everyone's sweating through their t-shirts because it was summer so it was like it really is like a
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self-run thing it is it's a self-run operation it is no one's doing that for you no you like
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need fucking help so and then someone to be tour manager or whatever so we had like we had someone
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that was with us the whole time Keisha love her she was the best um and she was running all av
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and stuff on our shows but we don't have all the fancy stuff that i'm sure you're gonna have
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just lights and so oh yeah we just had one light oh yeah and we're like what the hell
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so what's going to happen like literally my meeting with them today we were like so
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lighting yeah oh shit backdrop like all these things i'm saying it's me and a gay guy it's
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me and a gay guy and we're like both the most neurodivergent oh no like i don't know how either
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of us have a collective thought ever sometimes we look at each other we go and then we both like
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know exactly what we mean it's like kind of terrifying right we get things done but i'm
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also terrified because it's me and a gay guy well and you're it's just me and a twink no it's me and
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a twink and i love him he's my brother but like girl what are we gonna do the aries makes a lot
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of sense in that regard oh my god yeah type b beyond yeah beyond beyond b for beyond like well
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that's the thing about type b people like they stress me out i'm a virgo so i'm a type a girl
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yes but they type b people stress me out but honestly everything always works out we always
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get it done yeah it always gets done and it gets done to the highest of capabilities oh yeah no
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it's gonna be amazing like no it'll be perfect i just don't know how like i don't i won't know
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how until it happens and i'll be like oh that's awesome but when it does it will be perfect girl
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it will be shining like beautiful like but no there are a couple things i'm like i don't know
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how that will happen we'll figure it out it's okay and it will and it always will and it always
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will i think for good people and gay people and people who are good and gay especially good and
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gay and good and gay we don't always get that let's be real but i love when it happens when
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it lines up it's perfect oh my god it's like otherworldly perfect okay so what can people
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be excited about for tour uh what do they what can they look forward to i mean drag queens divas
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live vocals i'll always say that um and you do sing live that is true and i do sing live period
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i will never ever lead you the wrong way with that okay i don't care if my voice cracks maybe
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it's live all right um we have like all these props we have like a puppet that's of me like a
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literal puppet i don't know why either we just have it um we also like a new song is going to
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be coming out soon andromeda and a music video period all while i'm on tour very exciting why
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i did all that at once but i love to be like let's do everything you're just maximizing it
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Just generally cities, if you want to name a few.
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Okay, Brooklyn, we're starting with you, Divas.
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If you want to enjoy your Easter Sunday with Chrissy for some very biblical, loving lesbianism, come see me live at the Roxy.
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because of the catholicism oh totally because of that stuff well there's a lot of other stuff going
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on in catholicism that they should probably pay more attention yeah you know what they really
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don't like in the video there's this scene where there's like legs going in between me
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on like a rigged thing and i did a bts video of it and they're like no blasphemy blasphemy
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but you're not in the church well i wasn't a church well not in that part not that part
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no i was like not that part not that part i was in a church and i looked gorgeous in the church
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and you know what happened though you did actually i was thank you so much yes first of all thank
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you second of all i was in that church and i was like i know if like jesus is here and god and
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whoever the hell else was like part of that thing that happened then they would be riding with us
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gay people i think so they would love us jesus are you kidding me yeah he was the one that would
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love us he loved lepers there's no way he wouldn't love a gay please please lepers come on now i'm
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saying didn't he like he like threw a table over he's like stop it because he's like everyone
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accept each other right he did that he loved i wasn't jesus christ superstar when i was 12 i
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know what happened hello there he loved horse he loved it all okay everyone so like why me
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a whore said whore mind you said whore mind you lesbian whore femme princess why could i not be
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in the room with jc right with jc the big boys and the big boy god and i'm singing my heart out
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about eating out a girl like oh my god kill me like jesus christ it's fine it's literally fine
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like i said catholicism has a lot of other issues as does christianity they got a lot more going on
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that they should be paying attention to other than lesbian whores in the church please they need more
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lesbian whores in the church don't they want lesbian whores in the church they need more of
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them i'll tell you that i'm saying but don't they want us there then maybe i'll start showing up
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hang on hang on i could create a nightlife event at the church exactly i could i could easily do
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that easily i could make time on sunday i can make them money okay hang on isn't the church
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all about money right we could hand out a basket and be like please donate to the jesus christ
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okay i do have some fun facts about you oh shit yeah we changed the format since the last time
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you've been here about me yes they're fun facts we have our own in-house nardwar whoa so i'm gonna
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uh tell you some fun facts okay i'm like nervous okay well this says uh you used to be a starbucks
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barista which i did know before you made enough money doing content creation to quit that's so
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real how exciting did you like being a starbucks barista it was fierce because i was so poor
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and i was living in the city in chicago and um i like could never afford groceries or anything
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and so there there's a camera you know all over the starbucks right but there wasn't one where
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like all the milk was like the oat milks and all the like food so i would come with like a i stole
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a lot is what i'm saying i would come with a like a backpack that was completely like thin
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like nothing in it and i would leave with it just like so much like so much i'd be like bye guys
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like i'll see you tomorrow and like no one did anything they can spare it it's all right it's
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starbucks yeah they can spare it in starbucks 2019 they could spare it okay they absolutely
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like i was dealing with like people in the bathroom at the starbucks like throwing up
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everywhere and overdosing and it was terrible and i was like four years old okay like i was
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allowed to steal that oat milk it's okay it's all right they're gonna live they're gonna live
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they're gonna believe it or not they're gonna pull through clearly that business is gonna thrive
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right across the street right there you go they're gonna be okay did you have any crazy
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stories working as a barista um or weird ones honestly it was just no i mean a lot of people
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would come in and steal a bunch of shit and i would just let them well yeah why wouldn't i i'm
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not dying for starbucks no why would i do that like i was like okay take that sandwich girl like
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i don't care yeah oh girl it's all right i i don't have stock in this starbucks at all
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absolutely i just work here i just work here i'm four years old and i work here okay like
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i'm just trying to like get like pay my rent maybe maybe we'll see we'll see and it didn't
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happen sometimes okay like it's gonna be fine but no the crazy i think the craziest part of that was
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like i was starting to blow up on tiktok while working there yeah and i worked there for a long
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time i was there for like four years oh yeah and like i was like 2021 maybe okay and that was when
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i was like whoa because people come and be like are you and i was like do i quit hang on like is
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this the time i leave right probably when they start identifying you at your job yeah but it
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was the time when i didn't know you could make money off social media oh yeah so i was just
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working at starbucks for like a year into my career oh wow okay period i don't know i know i
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really wasn't making anything at all because you know like the cpm on tiktok was dog shit for
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ever ever ever ever ever oh yeah and so like i really wasn't making shit for the longest time
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like before i really was like oh wow i keep you could like live off this oh yeah i like really
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genuinely did not think that was like a thing when i first signed with my first management i
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made them like like swear to god i would be able to pay my rent i was like this was this is made up
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yeah i'm going to make money off of social media you're a liar you're a man and you're a liar yeah
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you're like i'm literally toiling away at that coffee shop every day i am i am making those
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frappuccinos for you 12 year olds and some of you like 50 year olds fierce by the way
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and i'm like i'm not even making enough so like what do you mean me being like
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like hit him with your car is gonna make me money like hello dream job
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okay next one says in high school you were a team captain of a recreational kickball team
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oh my god so so kind of so kind of that so in high school um well how do how does this go like
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i was bored and me and my friends were like what if we just like made a kickball team okay and so
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we made a kickball team and i was the team captain of said kickball team it was just a bunch of gays
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and those who didn't know if they were gay or not because it was high school including i you know
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so it was a bunch of gays yeah bye now gay later bye now gay later hello hello bye now gay later
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right i really was like bisexuality and then i went never mind
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actually i'm a liar girl i was lying it was fierce it was so fierce um but yeah i'm like me and my
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friend we were just like we're gonna be the team captains and then i never won a singular game
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no you didn't win at all no because i would only pick the fiercest divas and the fiercest divas
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aren't winning kickball that's true it's tea that's true they're in the theater they're
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clocked in somewhere and we were all in theater by the way like no one had did you guys play other
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schools or did you just no each other oh no like each other it wasn't like this huge thing it was
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just like this group of gay people half guy figuring it out whatever they them all of that
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and like figuring out like every now and then i like pick a new diva on my team that was on the
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other divas team it was so you guys just mixed up every time and then went into different teams
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every time fierce like why did i have the time of my life why did i have like so much fun no take
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me back take me back to the elementary field that we were playing in the elementary school field
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like that's honestly really sweet it was i think more people should do stuff like that i know just
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for the sake of it why not and my parents still thought i was a bad kid i wasn't drinking or
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doing drugs i was playing kickball and they were like you're terrible with my other gay friends
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my gays like hello my man joined a softball like rec league well when i first started dating him
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he was like actively in an adult softball league oh my god we're like in our early 20s and i was
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like you like play for real and he was like oh yeah like i i it's me and like my friends and
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they play other teams like locally okay so they joined like a local softball thing which i think
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is like fun i was like oh that's cool and he's like would you want to come watch me and i was
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like i mean i guess but i was kind of like i hate watching baseball but like yeah i guess right and
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i did go a few times with him because he was on one like much later when we were when i was kind
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of starting to do this for a living and i remember every game we went to it was like the other team
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was just a gang of dads that like hate their wives oh of course and they can't wait to drink
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on a weeknight like they're like fuck it and then they're all they all go and they like take it so
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seriously wow nobody's in shape nobody's athletic and they're all just hitting like bombs into the
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outfield and i remember watching i'm like this is the most pointless like this feels like the most
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like like honey you know i have softball that night but like such the biggest excuse for all
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of them to leave home right and just get to go and like fuck around and be like i hate my fucking
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wife bro i'm like oh you hate your wife me too like we were pondering our sexuality
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you hate your wives right you guys are playing sports in a god-fearing way you could be pondering
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your sexuality too they probably should i know they should do that a little bit more probably
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huh well yeah maybe a little bit more of the world's problems would be figured out if they
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just realized their guy yeah that's like uh i saw i think it was the drag queen and she was on
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trixie and katya's podcast and she was saying um a lot of the world's problems would be solved
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if men just put a finger up their butt yes a little bit sooner period like if you guys just
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put fingers over your butt a lot of your problems would be solved because then you would realize
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you're not so angry some of you would realize you're gay it's like a real like win-win everybody
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wins and i believe in that i fully believe in that like that's my bible okay those are my
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affirmations literally i say those in the mirror every morning every morning it's like written on
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a sticky note you know two fingers off the butt period okay this one says that you played alice
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in alice in wonderland in high school i did oh my god that makes so much sense it was i love that
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was it just regular stage play was musical it was just the stage play um and i i will brag
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let me brag i was the sophomore who got the lead okay and you know i pissed those seniors off
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damn yeah you cleared them bitch it's hard it's hard being talented
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it's so lonely at the top oh my god that is so tea though did you have fun oh of course like
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did you have a lot of leading roles yes yes of course well yes of course that's all i did
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i'm telling you i went i come home from school i come home from rehearsal i go to my bedroom
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my parents are fighting i go i'm not listening to that i create a scene in my room i have a mic i
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have a mic from like oh my god just one of those old board games i like found a fake mic in yeah
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and i would like use it and like pretend i was on broadway and like all those things i was
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practicing forever because i was alone my whole childhood but it was furious that in your i just
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love when you're like yes no yeah like yes undeniably i was the lead and period i'm so
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glad you're you're so me honestly i remember all my wins why would i not biggest thing i've ever
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done like come on did you have uh do you have any like idols in terms of like pop stars or
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broadway stars or anything like that people like you loved watching growing up you still love now
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okay i loved bernadette peters growing up she's like my broadway icon in love with her um lady
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gaga is obviously a big inspo for me yeah i was i think my first girl crush ever though was ariana
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grande i was like obsessed with her yeah like i like could have been one of those girls that like
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did this you know and like big sleeves yeah oh so tiny i'm so tiny yeah like that like i so that's
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true i so could have been that girl um but then i realized i just had a crush on her right and
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that's where it all started yeah lesbian origin stories exactly it all begins somewhere and also
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another pop star turned broadway diva love that look at you even lady gaga too same thing your
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your tone of voice your singing voice sounds a lot like Lady Gaga to me I like growing up she
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was like like I learned to sing by listening to other people and like mimicking their tone and
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like definitely she was part of that I love that definitely that she's got a set of pipes on her
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bitch I mean that's mother just like you okay another one says does wedgie crew game night
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mean anything to you if not please show this photo from high school that she was tagged in
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um by the way and it was like um a one act that was written about like twilight and i played bella
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from twilight and that's like that's what that's from extent of my memory it must have been like a
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cast party and because you know cast parties were weird you know cast and i like one time was
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i was the upperclassman who like brought weed once it's like all those memes of theater kids
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having parties no and you know that like what is that video of like the theater kids like singing
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in like a denny's or something i see that and i'm like oh tears to my eyes like i remember i remember
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the day like the glory days like that was whatever was happening at like our steak and shake like
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i'm doing this weird shit god this wedgie crew game night here you i truly wish i know like
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what that meant and like clearly like i don't i don't clear clearly i don't talk no that's
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i just don't have anyone to ask that about to ask to confirm what the hell that is let me i send
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this to like somebody i haven't talked to in 10 years so what was that do you can you tell me what
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remind me what wedgie crew game night was i feel like they would block me they'd be like you've
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been weird yeah since you rose to fame you've completely fucking they're like i don't know if
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you know this but someone's hacking you and they're sending weird messages to people from high
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school oh my god my biggest fear sending a message to someone from high school you and me both that's
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never happening sorry oh my god no one time i got a dm like early on like when i had first i think
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i'd been doing this for like half a year at that point and i started filming this full time and
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everything and i got a dm from a kid from my high school who i never talked to i think i had one
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class with him junior year oh my god that's it that's the worst and he dm'd me and was like hey
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drew hope you're doing well anyways um so my girlfriend has this jewelry business where she
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makes her own jewelry i was just curious if you could post it and tag her and just like give her
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a shout out because she really wants new customers thanks i was like do you think my inbox i'm not
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even kidding i blocked him like immediately and i was like do you think my inbox is like inquiries
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like hey does anyone need anything let me know like is that did you see me say that somewhere
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hey everyone from high school that was rude to me what can i do for you do you need anything
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from me what do you need do you need to see my boobs like what is it like hit me up hit me up
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hit me up please oh my god recently not recently i guess like a year ago i was back in chicago
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and i was seeing a show that my friend had choreographed and afterwards this girl comes
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up to me and she's like oh my god hi like you know someone like i know someone you went to
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high school with and i was like who and she says the name of my literal bully from high school no
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fucking way and i go who's that and she goes oh it's this person like she you guys used to be
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you were friends and i go i don't know who you're talking about best thing i've ever done
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best thing i've ever done that's so t yeah i don't know i've never heard that name in my life
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i'm so sorry to that man i'm so sorry to that so sorry to that man like i'm so fucking sorry to
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that like never heard of that person in my fucking life actually like who threw a frisbee at my best
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friend's head to bully her at the time that's insane high school was weird it was like such a
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what a weird strange thing to do as a bully sometimes when you get the lead
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and they get your understudy you get a target put on your back oh honey
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oh honey your understudy is not your friend in high school that's insane it was i knew it was
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cut throat in there but i didn't know it was quite like that in the theater department okay i didn't
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know they were moving that way we were cool everyone else was like that nerd that is insane
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though that you're a high school bully would tell someone like oh we were such good friends
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i gagged i was like and who's that hello hello you made all my friends hate me right hello and also
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like good luck explaining that when that girl goes back to them no it's serious she said she's
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never met you in her life no and she totally could like pull up a photo of us don't know that
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sorry i don't know that person ever must be a fan yeah like peace and love yeah there was a lot of
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people i didn't have time to hang out with no because i was i was busy with like the wedgie
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night yeah clearly and playing eponene live all my leads and um the high school theater like
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that's that is really good i love that though and nice full circle moment it was beautiful
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it's a beautiful thing it was so beautiful i was like oh life can be life can be good
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i've said before there were people like that were really awful to me in high school like whether
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they used to be friends with me or not like like in high school we like had a falling out it's like
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girl girlfriend shit it's very normal it happens but i literally think to myself i'm like i better
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never find out that you're telling people you know me well that's what was happening yeah i
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better never don't ever let me find out that you're saying we were friends oh and are you
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saying you were my understudy too hello did she tell you that little detail oh yeah
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huh did she forget now she forgot to share that little tidbit
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like no like i was i will be petty for 16 year old me forever hell yeah i never forget i never
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forget i will never forget i will never once forget dila okay last uh fun fact um do you
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remember what animals you had as a webkins user as happy 1114 okay so yes of course i do i had
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over 50 webkins damn i had a hyper fixation so like for years i would only ask for that for
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birthdays and christmas and like like any way i could get a webkins like i would save up like
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like if i got like 20 for something found on the ground because we were so poor like i'd be like
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I had a little, like, curly white dog, and I named her Fergie.
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They had, like, the Valentine's Day edition of their frog, and I named her Rose.
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Like, I remember, and my dad, when he, like, had moved out of our childhood house, he was
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Like, I still am, like, I can't, like, go on my Webkin's.
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There's a fair amount of, like, attachment to them at that point.
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I mean, I slept with them all on my little twin bed.
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My little twin bed, and I had so many, and I didn't, not just Webkin's, but just, like,
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other plushies like yeah i loved them and i would sleep like this so like none of them would fall
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off the bed yeah if one fell off the bed i would cry there's some i was a lonely kid
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i was a lonely kid well also an animal lover an animal lover yeah which is why and i know
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you've loved animals which i am so glad you have sugar then since you had such an attachment to
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your plushies yeah i'm so glad you have sugar and she's a real life plus yeah she's your real
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lifelong she's real she's real yeah oh my god oh my god well thank you so much for coming to the
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show today thank you for i fucking love you i love you i've missed you i feel like i see you all the
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time but i don't i think it's just because we see each other online all the time i know i see your
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beautiful face and i'm like period same like yeah me me liking everything that you do no literally
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i'm like you're a similar person where it's like every time i see you win i'm like am i gonna cry
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like it's just amazing I don't know it's like when you just like watch we all have just a similar
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experience that we all kind of only understand it feels so unique it's so unique and so I do
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I'm always like like it's just so sweet same and I want to tell you I really do think you are
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someone special and I think that you have a lot to offer the world of music and I want to tell
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you you are brave and courageous and please don't give up you are so fucking awesome and you're
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meant to do amazing great things thank you and you were meant to be here in this chair because
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we had to manifest we had to and i didn't even know it was right before tour and that feels
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like fate something beautiful just yeah and i know you're very witchy woo woo like me oh yes so
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yeah very well obviously you being a lesbian obviously obviously that's in the guidebook
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in the dna i guess yeah the crystals the witchy woo woo shit all of it all of it all of it i love
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it so and i love you and i think you're incredible and i'm so happy that you're embarking on this
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new pop star journey and like the way you want to do it i think that's wonderful and i think it was
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meant to happen that way and i know it's gonna happen for you and then i'm gonna do what i do
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every time which i'm like i'm gonna say i fucking knew it i knew it i knew it i smelled it and i
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sensed it and that's why you were in the chair the day you say that is the day i'll know i made it
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i'm gonna be waiting just send me a voice message i will i fucking knew it i've done it i've done it
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If you don't know how to spell my last name, figure it out.
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Everything I post about it like 70 times a day.
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And I get like four likes on every time I post it.
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But you're going to see it because, baby, we're selling out.
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and thank you all so much for joining us on this episode thank you so much my amazing guest chrissy
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schlopeka please go stream all her music it's actually perfect you can click right out of this
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and go stream all of chrissy's music i recommend starting with passion fruit if you really want to
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kick it off bitch start with that one thank you so much for joining us make sure you go follow her
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make sure you go see her on tour it's going to be amazing and thank you so much for tuning in don't
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forget new episodes of the comment section drop every wednesday you can stream the audio on all
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my amazing guest Chrissy thank you so much for joining us and I'll see you next week bye