The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - COMMENT SECTION： ALL STARS Ft. Leo González

00:00:00.000 this guy this other extra was like um you're not supposed to have a script

00:00:03.760 and i'm like you stole it yeah and i'm like oh yeah they gave it to me

00:00:08.380 they don't give scripts to extras yeah i don't know why they gave it

00:00:11.560 yeah i don't know

00:00:15.820 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fav

00:00:29.580 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guests today we have an iconic all-star episode

00:00:35.680 bringing back one of my faves well your guys's faves not mine leo gonzalez

00:00:41.360 i just had to throw that in there that was good no i was gonna tell you when i um i went to hawaii

00:00:51.900 after last episode and so many people came up to me and they're like you were on that girl show

00:00:57.620 can't remember her name you were on her show you're so funny you were taking it babe you saved it

00:01:02.960 she was like oh my gosh like hopefully after your episode it becomes spotify exclusive

00:01:09.560 the head of spotify mr spotify watched our episode and goes get that guy

00:01:15.960 how you been babe i've been good you skyrocketed my career

00:01:23.560 i bet i did you know no no for real for real and you're welcome also for last time um

00:01:31.140 but because i think we're like you know scratching backs and um but i i've been good i know like

00:01:39.480 everybody's like oh my gosh ozempics working it's not ozempic it's not ozempic yeah we were really

00:01:45.640 filling out the chairs last time

00:01:46.980 did the chair get bigger yeah now look at me i'm like i'm so tiny

00:01:57.160 oh my god i can put both my knees up yeah i can crisscross i didn't realize that actually last

00:02:02.760 time was i like this last time last time you had the pillow on your on your lap okay true

00:02:07.760 you insisted on having the pillow that's the only reason i brought it up it's because you said i need

00:02:13.820 something for my lap hold on hold on wait this is such a violent start

00:02:20.140 oh my god well not anymore not anymore baby um also really quickly before i move on um 0.96

00:02:29.780 there's other guests that you've had since me that not a joke suck 0.93

00:02:37.980 suck like they just were like like what do you just don't get it i didn't get it i didn't get it 0.69

00:02:45.860 so i'm happy that you made this choice back 0.98

00:02:47.680 every choice since you has been a mistake but now no i know i know

00:02:55.340 are these bigger cameras than last time i don't know actually i do know it was in this oh you remember

00:03:02.680 the pillow though because i remember telling you oh you don't have to have that and you were like

00:03:10.760 no it's okay like you insisted on holding it for whatever reason well not anymore

00:03:15.700 now we don't need it anymore was this caleb's mug i'm sure it was all the guests have shared the

00:03:23.680 same mug i don't know if they know that hasn't been washed since i was like like three lipstick colors

00:03:30.280 on this even miss chapel so there you go she's a she's a relic now she's a famous a fossil i'm so

00:03:39.700 happy that you came back yes honored that you came back we obviously when i had brenny and caleb

00:03:44.720 that was my first all-star episode oh oh actually good thing you brought that up i would love to talk

00:03:52.780 about it um i a lot of people sent me the clip because i wasn't tagged um which was wild um a lot

00:04:02.200 of people sent me the clip um i think was it britney that mentioned me yeah britney was like

00:04:06.740 all we need is leo right right which a lot of america can agree and and then caleb was like yeah of

00:04:14.060 course your face i was like you were like oh should we build a wall like you it was just very like

00:04:24.060 you're like can i get the no like you were no i i was disappointed in um no i actually made a joke

00:04:34.560 saying that i had your face on wanted signs all around here to make sure keep him off the and i heard

00:04:39.680 that part yeah and that was my contribution to them say we need leo so next time yes in prison

00:04:45.860 that's right that's crazy like father my um my what i was thinking though was um my idea would be

00:04:55.700 like we could all do an episode of the four of us not for this um but like no this is this would be

00:05:01.560 great this would be great but i think like we should do like you know how seth myers does like day

00:05:06.780 drinking that's a wonderful life we should do um not drinking but like a hot dog eating competition

00:05:14.560 the four of us no like micro dose do you do that oh like shrooms yeah oh yeah micro micro just

00:05:22.120 un poquito yeah just a little racist number two how do you know i speak spanish do you yeah not very

00:05:30.180 well that's okay but i can understand it better than i can speak it okay like every i'm sure most

00:05:35.660 people say that who speaks spanish yeah let's move on 0.96

00:05:39.200 i know more spanish than i do someone really shocking yeah oh that i know oh shocking you said

00:05:48.880 disappointing to my ancestors well that's what i'm saying yeah well i'm glad you cleared that up

00:05:56.340 i'm so happy that you're back you've been on a meteoric rise i'm so happy for you since then

00:06:03.140 yeah since then you're welcome okay thank you thank you what have you been up to lately

00:06:07.040 what's new with you mr leo um last time i came i was heartbroken this time i'm much more heartbroken

00:06:16.700 different person you said double it 1.00

00:06:19.620 fuck it's me 1.00

00:06:22.440 damn if i had known 1.00

00:06:24.580 damn really uh but no i i mean i've just been trying to stay busy um waiting on a certain book 0.99

00:06:32.300 to come out period um so i can show up to new york um no i just uh i've been acting a little bit 0.84

00:06:40.340 yes you have i know i was gonna i wanted to talk to you about that how was your first acting gig

00:06:46.620 by now it's like the fifth um your first one your first legitimate one the first um

00:06:52.960 like big big money one where you were like oh my god oh i'm not there's no money for me

00:06:57.440 no but like when you're on a for real production like set and everything that shit's crazy it's 0.54

00:07:03.560 crazy i did um i did a movie um that sounded kind of cool um i wanted to do like a you know how

00:07:12.980 like on late night show and then liam neeson

00:07:17.020 you just keep taking drinks in between the good parts and he um yeah um no i'm just kidding no but

00:07:26.600 i did a movie back like uh well i was in i did a little part i didn't do a whole movie um back in

00:07:32.420 like april or something like that um it's like it's gonna be really cool i did it i can't talk about

00:07:37.940 it but it's really cool that one was like crazy because i did a hulu show last year that was super

00:07:42.720 it was like the perfect way to start off totally because they were such a like family feeling like

00:07:51.680 it's cold in here it's really cool it's cold they turn that up for us yeah no i like it i like it me

00:07:57.980 too um uh my ac got fixed yesterday after three weeks you were three weeks in the summer without

00:08:04.180 ac well i was like in canada and france but um but yeah when i got back i was like

00:08:10.560 because i get mad when i want to talk anyways when you're hot when i'm hot i get so mad me too

00:08:18.320 no does she i get mad like i get like i'm in a bad mood like when i'm hot and when i'm tired like

00:08:23.280 in those like a baby but oh yeah well no i grew up so when i'm tired like i get over it but um

00:08:29.780 but no when i'm hot i'm well nobody gets fucking hot in this industry ever nobody sweats nobody's 0.94

00:08:36.460 like is it hot in here nobody it's just me yeah no i always them like if it's hot like we can fix 0.53

00:08:43.020 that like if it's cold like you can put a sweater on like i don't know what you like i don't care if

00:08:47.960 i'm outnumbered like that i know i think that all the time i literally think like we're when we go

00:08:54.860 on tour we're like in a bus yeah and i like my in-house white people on my team get cold very

00:09:01.440 easily oh white people love getting cold they love getting cold that's their culture it's colonizing 1.00

00:09:06.360 and being cold what the fuck you mean you're gonna bundle up what the fuck grow up we told all of 1.00

00:09:12.880 them bring a fucking sweater because we're a majority rules family and all of us all of us run 1.00

00:09:17.640 hot so bring a fucking sweater bitch i don't know what to tell you it's gonna be cold in there oh 1.00

00:09:22.500 okay so you did the hulu show i did the hulu show which was such a good start um because they were 0.99

00:09:27.880 super tiny like that it was really cool because chris estrada who was one of the creators of the show

00:09:32.760 like his like cousin was like did like costume oh you know like it was stuff like that which was

00:09:39.400 really nice i don't know they were just like they walked me through the whole thing which is like

00:09:43.780 really cool because you know i i wouldn't have been able to do something else like yeah so you get

00:09:47.500 like different kind of like yeah perspective and the food was so good that day they had like four

00:09:52.860 different things buffet um like four different types of food um the budget was crazy and so um

00:09:59.880 so then i did this movie later on with um this action star and uh yeah yeah yeah

00:10:07.980 that one was so scary was it because i realized i was like oh the other one was super easy because

00:10:15.900 everybody was like mexican and so i was like at home yeah and then i got to this and like they were

00:10:23.840 like they were like and it was really scary because i was like oh i don't know what to do

00:10:29.200 with my face because like i never like learned to act i know it's like what do you mean

00:10:32.760 i didn't go to juilliard like

00:10:36.460 self-taught

00:10:39.280 just abandonment um and um it's like a dire need for attention

00:10:45.440 so you're working with a big a white a white family on set it was this was like it was huge

00:10:56.540 and we shot it like i got there like i got there like 5 30 in the morning jesus i was like are we

00:11:02.220 sure um sounds like i'll be here for a minute yeah um no but yeah so that one was crazy and then i did

00:11:09.000 like a tv show after that that was even better it was so i don't know it's been are you doing a lot

00:11:13.980 of in-person auditions or are you doing like more so no it's all self-tapes um i did one in-person

00:11:19.520 audition for a super bowl ad and then i got it i got i got it um and then i couldn't make it

00:11:26.580 you know fame and so like it's just like i couldn't it was just like too many but that one was so scary

00:11:33.280 and it was all improv and it was imagine on a super bowl day like all my exes all four like it would

00:11:41.220 have been like with their family like i dropped them all i really fucked up on that one yeah yeah 0.98

00:11:47.340 i've done a few auditions i did one self-tape yeah and it felt like the most humiliating thing i've

00:11:54.460 ever done i don't know why recording myself in that sense oh yeah and i think it's because the

00:11:59.620 part i read for i needed someone to read the other lines like in order for me to react you did it alone

00:12:05.360 no i tried to do it alone because i didn't want anyone to watch me yeah like more specifically

00:12:11.420 my family like i could do shit like that in front of strangers but it's like family that makes me 0.59

00:12:15.080 like embarrassed for some reason don't know why no well let's ask them but i had my boyfriend had 0.84

00:12:23.280 to read them and i i was just so embarrassed like doing it i don't know something about playing a

00:12:27.760 character in front of someone else i don't know why that was making me feel stupid shy um and you know

00:12:32.080 what's funny i'll tell you what movie it was for after when i was talking to someone else and i

00:12:37.220 forget we were talking about something oh i was telling him about the role and he was like oh that's

00:12:41.880 so cool and then he's like yeah i'm pretty sure they start filming it in july this is in may by the

00:12:46.140 way and i go well that's devastating to hear i haven't heard anything so i'm assuming i didn't get it

00:12:53.680 that's devastating news i have a couple calls i have to make

00:12:56.720 hey uh i have to go

00:13:00.060 i just suffered a death in the family i actually have to leave immediately i i was so like oh

00:13:06.980 when he said that to me i was like i did not i actually i didn't know that because they haven't

00:13:12.600 called me because i don't think i got it so he's like i just left set he's like i didn't see you there

00:13:19.160 oh that's well that's devastating to hear nice love that oh my god gonna have to erase that off

00:13:28.380 my linkedin a little premature on my part that's on me personal news the christmas letter is gonna

00:13:36.400 be really upsetting this year real short i just saw your video about you impersonating teachers at 0.86

00:13:44.300 disneyland oh yeah why the fuck i know i know why you were with the kids obviously but it's like i 0.99

00:13:52.400 was watching i'm like what fucking school let this bitch come and film skits like i was they ask for 1.00

00:13:58.840 it drew i know now why you were with them but when i saw it i was like what was fucking school let this 0.99

00:14:05.060 man come hey do you mind if i pretend to be an annoying teacher with your kids for a little bit 0.94

00:14:10.880 how was that experience yeah it was so good it was so you know so yeah they they invited me a few

00:14:19.500 months ago it's an organization um called yes we can world and they take a bunch of um like uh refugee

00:14:26.860 uh children and and i like the day was so fun everything was going so well and then like and

00:14:35.340 they didn't know who i was obviously um because young demo and uh i'm more for like the parents

00:14:41.420 and um and like people kept like coming up for pictures and then at some point um like the kids

00:14:49.320 were like who are you yeah and i'm like all right dad let's chill out first of all change the tone

00:14:56.480 yeah yeah and and then they like i told them um yeah i showed them my wikipedia uh

00:15:03.260 your imdb yeah yeah yeah that's one credit

00:15:07.220 they're all this gives me no information i still don't know who you are

00:15:15.540 and then i showed them and they're like oh we should do one and i was like yes

00:15:20.440 let's do it because never never like do i have an opportunity to do that yeah to do i just wish it

00:15:25.360 was over a minute so i could have got money from tiktok but but yeah it was it was amazing um it

00:15:32.220 was so fun and and i you know what i hate is when i post a video like that and then i forget stuff in

00:15:38.180 the moment yeah and then the comments are like you forgot this and i'm like i'm trying you do it

00:15:44.340 yeah well don't don't don't don't i went to the wnba all-star game this past weekend where was that at

00:15:53.120 it was in phoenix arizona i know uh-huh you like phoenix no but i mean just catching flights 0.81

00:16:01.600 catching flights um i literally uh we were sitting in the stands because i went for work shit like for 0.97

00:16:10.780 the game and then obviously we watched the game and we're sitting there and bitch you would have 1.00

00:16:15.580 thought i was doing a meet and greet like first of all i i know certain areas where i'm like i'm gonna 0.97

00:16:20.560 get recognized a lot here i'm sure you know that like there's nothing but lesbians and women there 1.00

00:16:25.880 obviously i was like this is like my w huh yeah yeah not the nba the wnba yeah and so like i'm

00:16:33.420 getting um like lots of fans are coming up to me even when i'm just sitting in the chair so i'm like

00:16:38.300 oh nice to meet you nice to meet you and then this one girl she works for the stadium and works for the 0.99

00:16:42.300 nba or like i think she works for the suns and whoever plays there whatever and then um she works 0.87

00:16:47.700 the stadium she comes up to me she's like oh my god i'm a big fan like i was like thank you nice

00:16:51.260 to meet you and so she kept coming and checking on us like she was like almost like a waitress so she 0.89

00:16:56.500 was like do you guys need anything do you guys need food water whatever and we were like oh water would

00:16:59.340 be great so she brought us waters and we were like thank you she's like oh yeah let me know if you

00:17:02.900 need anything i'm like right back here we're like okay and she leaves halfway through the game this mom

00:17:08.380 that was like sitting behind us she's like with her like 11 year old daughter and her husband 0.95

00:17:11.980 she's like can i ask you a question i'm like sure and she goes do you guys like have like

00:17:19.080 extra special passes or something and i go passes because i'm like confused yeah i've had season passes

00:17:25.940 for years i've never seen them bring water to a chair ever in all my years of coming to game then

00:17:32.500 she starts i felt like she was getting a little mad at me shady yeah it felt it felt shady and then i was 0.81

00:17:38.120 like oh no i'm just like i'm just an asshole on the internet like that's that's always awkward 0.51

00:17:43.600 i don't want to say it but like i don't know how else to explain especially to old people like older 0.98

00:17:54.320 people they just don't understand so that i'm like oh no i'm just like i'm an asshole on the 0.71

00:18:00.140 internet like that's she just knows me and that's she's a fan she's like okay because i was gonna say

00:18:05.320 i've literally yeah well you did say yeah you you yeah i heard you right i told him like my

00:18:13.380 boyfriend was kind of like that seemed kind of rude like yeah i was like it was very presumptuous when

00:18:18.280 she asked me but then i i told him i was like what if i just said like maybe you just ain't got it

00:18:22.260 like that yeah yeah you might as well yeah i was like i don't i don't want to flex on you hoes i'm 1.00

00:18:28.640 talking to her daughter yeah looking down it's always weird having to like awkward especially

00:18:35.820 to older people it's always talking about um who are you yeah like i don't i don't know man like i

00:18:42.560 don't know what to tell you are you like somebody yeah i've heard that too yeah from older people

00:18:46.780 they're like are you like someone famous or something and i go no yeah yeah when people

00:18:50.880 come and they're like um can i get a picture i saw everybody else taking one so i'm like

00:18:55.340 what do you know that's such a rude thing that's so like i've also gotten that too

00:19:01.160 i love when they make it a point to tell you that they don't know you yeah you're like

00:19:06.060 i mean i don't even have tiktok 0.99

00:19:10.660 i'm like okay oh my gosh you i you have fire dick like i uh 0.99

00:19:17.680 oh my god i'm so glad you're not like other girls everybody else knows you so yeah i'm like 0.99

00:19:24.560 thank you so much i've told my family like i love when it's very rare that men come up to me like

00:19:30.720 straight men especially if they do most times they're with their girlfriend or their girlfriend

00:19:35.380 is too afraid to come up to me so they approach for her which is always like them being polite

00:19:40.240 a guy did that to me at the wmba game after he goes my girlfriend's a really big fan but she's too

00:19:44.480 nervous can you take a picture with her and i was like yeah so she came up and she's like oh i'm

00:19:48.740 such a big fan like she's so sweet she takes a picture with me she goes also i watch your stuff 0.98

00:19:52.560 like if he ever acts up i'm like you better shut your fucking map like she says it like that and 0.98

00:19:58.740 then her boyfriend goes all right and i know they fought in the car on the way home i know they 1.00

00:20:06.660 fought he's like why would you say that in front of that fucking girl because he doesn't give a fuck 0.99

00:20:11.440 about me and then i thought it was funny that she did that he went all right yeah he's mad 1.00

00:20:16.220 immediately pipe down relax bitch like it the way it like caused a rip i was like well great to meet 1.00

00:20:23.520 y'all the picture came out good though thank you so much okay don't tag me in that yeah i find it 0.97

00:20:30.700 strange when people are so casually rude like they're just like oh yeah i don't know anything

00:20:37.000 about you i never have social media i never go on tiktok i honestly i'm so busy so like i just 0.73

00:20:41.420 don't have time can i get a picture what the fuck like yeah i don't need the monologue like whatever 0.98

00:20:46.580 you're telling me that's for you that's not for me girl like i don't give a shit i um i love when 0.99

00:20:51.560 people like you know obviously say like the nice stuff but then there's like the other people like 0.94

00:20:55.100 that who just like make it a point to tell you like i i also kind of don't think you're that funny

00:21:01.040 like or like sometimes like what i get a lot because there's a certain comedy guy on tiktok who

00:21:07.940 um we're built the same like like you know michelin man and he um so a lot of some people will be

00:21:15.660 like where's one of the characters in his videos like they'll say that name and i'm like and i just go

00:21:22.600 with it yeah and then but they like milk they're like 10 minutes in and they're like oh and then this

00:21:26.720 one and i'm like you're starting to lose track because you don't know i'm like i don't even 0.93

00:21:31.740 watch his videos man just take the fucking picture i'm assuming i feel like because i did because i 0.99

00:21:39.920 had chapel on like obviously there are people like who have no idea who the fuck i am but they 0.99

00:21:45.360 obviously love her and so i had people come to my fucking to my page like you're going to my fucking 0.99

00:21:50.760 tiktok which means you're on tiktok and you saw like it from me they came on and they're like 0.96

00:21:55.780 yeah i don't know who the fuck this is but i guess i'll watch it because i love chapel like 0.97

00:22:00.880 okay thanks for the view bitch like that fucking helps me like i had some people being like i don't 1.00

00:22:06.920 know i just feel like chapel got cut off a lot and like maybe you were and i literally wrote to someone 0.97

00:22:11.820 i go if you're only a fan of chapel that's fine unfortunately for you on my show you're gonna have 0.60

00:22:19.040 to hear me talk too sorry to say like that's my fucking job like i don't sit here and just ask 0.96

00:22:24.540 questions i didn't write because i don't know who you are and then i just sit and listen to you 0.96

00:22:28.960 talk at me for 30 minutes i'm like have you guys ever had like a human conversation because that's

00:22:33.000 typically how it works you just talk to each other and i'm like people are so weirdly rude but they

00:22:38.060 like still want to be kind of nice to you because they know you're connected to other people and like

00:22:43.120 you know what i mean yeah it's annoying it's we're in that weird in between yeah yeah it's like

00:22:50.760 offensive sometimes like oh how is how is that person and i'm like it was my video

00:22:56.240 like i i brought them in yeah like oh i saw you do that thing with him i was like yeah it's mine

00:23:05.340 and you saw it on my page yeah yeah i know i had some some people were like i i just don't know why

00:23:11.160 she would go there like i guess you're really lucky and i was like bitch i'm not charlie bucket i 1.00

00:23:16.600 i didn't win a danimal sweepstakes and then i got to fucking meet her what the fuck like it's just 1.00

00:23:21.860 so rude and i feel like it's because we're that weird in between like they don't see us as real 0.97

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00:24:38.080 with um like three years ago where like the company that booked me like they they had like a like a

00:24:46.180 i don't know like a security or something okay like take me okay okay and so they put it on online

00:24:53.720 like someone put on tiktok and then people were like lol these like influencers think they're so famous

00:24:59.080 to have security and i'm like i didn't book him i didn't ask for that like that just came with it

00:25:04.480 but the point is like i love that like i'm not famous enough for that but i'm famous enough for

00:25:11.120 you to just like drag me in the comments yeah to know exactly who i am and where i came from like

00:25:16.840 where it's only where you want it yeah and i'm like oh my gosh i know did you get anything when you

00:25:22.600 were when you work carpets or anything do you ever hear people be like why why do you get to do that

00:25:26.900 yeah yeah that makes no sense yeah and i feel i feel so like butthurt because i'm like i'm not

00:25:33.700 trying to talk to like i'm not like at the table like hey man i literally like i know my place when

00:25:39.380 i walk in there i'm just like i know i'm nothing get to my they hand you a tray and they're like get

00:25:44.660 to serve yeah yeah yeah like thank you like i know like i know my place i know there's other

00:25:52.120 like creators or influencers who like who act differently like do that and i'm like that's not

00:25:56.880 me like i literally like i go to my area my little part where i'm on the carpet and ask the questions

00:26:01.760 and then after that i'm like can i stay like can i get a water like i don't like i feel the same way

00:26:07.580 it's also like you're just you're so like me in so many ways like as especially as like how you move

00:26:13.420 in the industry but also like interviewers are so much more than just people who know things so for

00:26:18.660 example when i got the oscars a lot of people were like i just don't understand like she doesn't even

00:26:23.660 post about movies what the fuck does that have to do with interviewing like believe it or not they 0.78

00:26:27.860 want someone who has chemistry with people and can talk to other people like you'd be shocked at how

00:26:32.360 some people are incapable of holding human conversation you've met enough celebrities now

00:26:37.160 i i say this joke with all my friends who work in the world like they're weird yeah a lot of them

00:26:41.820 are weird and when they're on a carpet you got like two minutes max to get something really good

00:26:47.400 out of them so they can put it in your your cut downs or whatever and so you have to be like i don't

00:26:52.360 know good at talking to people yeah and you're wonderful at talking to people i am and uh that's true

00:26:58.260 right they need chemistry they need someone funny and engaging they've been doing this they've been

00:27:08.280 doing the like in europe they went to australia they already have these questions they've already

00:27:11.960 the same shit over um yeah so um uh the cool stuff is like being on set things people were so funny you 0.99

00:27:19.780 know and we just were like really tight-knit like no they don't they don't give a fuck yeah they really 0.99

00:27:24.200 like and i feel you agree with this um is that like they really like marketing is so much better 0.80

00:27:31.120 when it's like it almost has nothing to do with the movie yes exactly because i think if i if i watch

00:27:37.900 something and i see like lisa kudrow on a carpet like i don't care what she's talking about you just 0.96

00:27:43.740 reminded me that she has something out yeah exactly i'm gonna go watch that exactly absolutely

00:27:49.220 and that's and like for me it's like i think that what i find that works for me is like i'm not gonna

00:27:57.400 i'm not going to like um like worship them yeah but i'm also not gonna disrespect them like i'm not

00:28:05.020 gonna be like too cool to where it's like we're friends like we're not there's like a pure balance

00:28:09.260 yeah yeah because they like they want to be treated normal but then they also like but they also are

00:28:14.340 stars and they also know that i'm a star though yeah yeah like when i did i did the argyle premiere

00:28:19.600 and i asked questions but one of my questions i asked them i would pick a character like a prominent

00:28:24.760 character they played in something else and the movie argyle is about like a spy he's a spy and he's

00:28:29.800 like an expert in hand-to-hand combat so i was just like who do you think would win in a fight

00:28:33.680 you or argyle and i was just like like with john cena he was like my first one i was like

00:28:38.520 wwe john cena or argyle and then he's like wow like he's like he goes but he has

00:28:44.240 all those gadgets i'm all just no gadgets just this yeah this and he was like obviously the

00:28:49.400 invisible man and they had a good time because they're like laughing and joking about something 0.95

00:28:52.980 that's not a very canned question they enjoy that yeah and only we could do shit like that 0.65

00:28:57.840 hello yes too no i think that's what works i think that's what comes off as like i mean i don't 0.85

00:29:05.000 know i don't know i think that's what i would want if i were ever to like do a carpet and be

00:29:09.160 interviewed i think that's what i was manifesting well speaking of the oh speaking of the oscars going

00:29:16.660 back to the oscars you did uh red carpet correspondence for the oscars for the tonight

00:29:20.700 show tonight show how exciting how was that experience you know another sunday was it i don't know like

00:29:27.280 whatevs no that was crazy yeah i literally i got i got the call that morning um gosh i think it was

00:29:36.880 like 8 a.m um and they were early riser yeah rise and grind i was like you could have waited

00:29:42.400 this could have been an email i know i know it's 11 a.m your time but like it's eight here man

00:29:48.940 no yeah they called me and and they told me like can you uh do you have any uh can you do it i was

00:29:57.020 like yes i can absolutely yeah and then they're like okay meet at this place you know they're gonna

00:30:01.740 get you a suit and all this stuff and i we show up to um i show up to hollywood boulevard and with

00:30:07.000 the producers like a camera crew and it was crazy yeah i know you're used to it but like yeah well

00:30:12.400 like for little old me um don't worry you'll get there yeah did you i used to think i had hunchback i

00:30:19.180 have a fat back well we're um i know i noticed that yeah it's just something reminded me um but no

00:30:26.300 yeah it was it was wild there are certain angles now that like when i get filmed by like big big

00:30:32.280 big cameras like like it's like a full like i did a commercial recently and when i was looking at

00:30:38.420 myself and some of the cameras i'm like oh okay so i'll never turn my head that way again got it

00:30:45.460 got it i just released it i released that idea especially coming on your show because like

00:30:51.540 i'm facing like this is not a good thing this to see if the camera was there then we'd be or if

00:30:57.620 the chair was like this but i get it not my show i released it though even at the oscars when i did

00:31:06.280 the oscars i had a wig on like a half wig so it was like a short because i wanted to do short hair

00:31:11.980 and i remember thinking like okay when we were doing the wig like my hair makeup artist was so nervous

00:31:17.900 because he was like okay i'm like laying a wig for the oscars like it makes me nervous a little bit

00:31:21.040 because like i have so much hair and like a widow's wig and he knew i was gonna be standing there

00:31:25.320 all night so when they put me in the press pit they initially told me i was gonna be standing 0.98

00:31:29.960 outside the press pit which i'm like okay that's cool then when they put me in there that shit is a 0.96

00:31:33.780 pig pen first of all everyone's shoulder to shoulder literally like sardines we're all just like 0.93

00:31:38.940 packed like this the camera's directly behind me and i was like i don't even want to know what the

00:31:45.540 back of my head looks like like i was just living in fear that whole night i was like oh my god

00:31:51.020 if you can see my lace or like the back of my head i was literally thinking oh lord if you love me at

00:31:56.240 all you will make sure my wig is laid back there because then it's like all shoulders back and my 0.83

00:32:01.240 fucking head oh like not it's shooting like this like the camera's like this and they were like 0.97

00:32:05.940 can you try squeezing in the frame more i'm like where do you want me to go girl like i'm a big 1.00

00:32:10.560 bitch so i'm like i'm standing in like then my tits are just really up close right here that's all 1.00

00:32:15.360 that you can see yeah well no i hate these are great because i'm like also you guys are not big 0.99

00:32:22.280 bitch friendly yeah yeah yeah not even a little bit like i literally like when i'm there i i have 0.97

00:32:28.480 to ask questions like this because i'm like i'm not showing you my back

00:32:33.700 i did some carpet for um the movie with adam sandler and jennifer aniston and when they came

00:32:41.920 they were coming up i was like pleading with the guy because it was netflix and like their yeah

00:32:47.780 their company that they hired to film it i'm like please come over my shoulder

00:32:51.820 please don't put my back on camera with jennifer aniston please and then he was like so i'm gonna stay

00:32:58.500 i'm like 0.5 dude someone needs to give them a 0.5 the way it's disrespectful i was like if i'm not

00:33:06.360 109 pounds then i'm gonna look humongous i was like oh my god i'm horrified i always tell them at

00:33:15.580 the car i'm like can you just put me at the end like at the very end of the line that way i have a

00:33:19.100 little more like you know where they have like the decorative tree yeah i'm like i'm fine i'll share

00:33:23.420 i was like these cameras and angles are so fatphobic yeah i was like all of you are so

00:33:30.100 you're so disrespectful when i did black adam in new york um i asked them ahead of time i was like

00:33:35.280 are my is my full body gonna be on camera because i wanted to change shoes so i could stand in a flat

00:33:41.220 shoe and they were like no like when you're on the live like you'll just be in a flat shoe and i was

00:33:45.180 like you can be in a flat shoe i said okay perfect so i had like a platform sandal and my feet are

00:33:50.420 showing because i have like a dress that shows my feet and so me and it's me and chris holson 0.96

00:33:55.340 and we're live like in time square it's being broadcast on that giant fucking screen in the 0.94

00:34:00.360 middle of time square the live and so we have they're like oh banter banter like in the little 0.81

00:34:04.860 earpiece they're like oh you guys got a vamp for like two minutes we're like okay so we're kind of

00:34:08.500 just keying like oh what are you wearing what are you wearing and then i go well i was like well i

00:34:12.980 did have shoes on but i don't have them on anymore the cameraman to my feet 0.99

00:34:16.340 oh and they're on camera because you can see them on the my feet on the fucking screen bitch 1.00

00:34:26.900 i said you're gonna put my dogs on there like that and i was like okay well go ahead and pan 0.99

00:34:31.440 back up that's disrespectful anyways i was like i didn't know the cameraman was misogynistic 0.96

00:34:35.900 what the fuck thank god i had a pedi like imagine if i if i didn't have time to get a pedicure or 0.99

00:34:41.480 something my feet just on the fucking screen no i would have 0.99

00:34:44.280 please don't do that oh my god i just like curl my feet in immediately 0.98

00:34:51.620 under the carpet

00:34:55.160 have you been asked to do any singing roles at all no dude sometimes i don't i don't know if i just

00:35:04.800 look like i can sing or maybe they're just assuming you look but sometimes i'll get things and they're

00:35:09.800 like and you can sing right no you can't let's try it i always tell people i'm not like i'm not tone

00:35:19.540 deaf i just can't sing like it almost is like if i sang it would just sound like someone trying really

00:35:25.840 hard it wouldn't really sound good do you do the um when people sing when people sing

00:35:32.860 you're getting embarrassed already and they go and like you know they do that little thing like

00:35:40.540 the little like rasp in the beginning of every like i can't even think of a song right now but

00:35:46.520 no i don't sing at all like ever in front of anyone because i can't i feel like i should make that clear

00:35:53.620 no i think you can i feel like you're doing that right now and then like we wrap this up and you're

00:35:59.520 like in in the green room and you're like and i whatever you said i sound like halsey

00:36:05.900 you're singing cursive you're singing cursive

00:36:08.960 white girl cursive you know what i mean we pass by you're like i am in trouble i'm an id

00:36:15.420 dude that's even more annoying than not being able to sing at all i feel like

00:36:23.860 for me speaking of that yeah i the the tv show i did i they called me in super early like hours

00:36:32.600 before i had to do my role yeah and um they um they had me they were like they didn't know what 0.94

00:36:40.800 to do with me because like they realized they had me too early like like five hours early yeah damn 0.54

00:36:46.440 um and so they're like why don't you just like like walk around in the back and and i'm like okay 0.56

00:36:52.740 and so like it's an extra yeah okay like to like set up your speaking scene and i'm like okay

00:37:00.800 and then i'm like i'm like walking and like i am like i was playing like a um you know those

00:37:08.760 those like the servers that are at the events we go to that have the trays yes yes yes and so i'm

00:37:14.260 like walking around and like and i don't know how to be like i don't know how to like act like

00:37:17.860 quietly and so again attention need it and so i'm like walking around and i was like with extras and

00:37:25.980 i'm like

00:37:26.340 anyways we shoot it for like two hours i don't know why that long and by the time that like and then

00:37:37.260 like in between takes i have my script because i'm like going over my actual speaking and then this guy

00:37:42.360 this other extra was like um you're not supposed to have a script and like you stole it yeah and

00:37:48.480 i'm like oh yeah they gave it to me they don't give scripts to extras and then like i'm just like

00:37:53.640 not a confrontational like i don't know what to say so i'm like yeah i don't know why they gave it to

00:37:58.020 me yeah i don't know you're right please don't tell on me and then um and then what once it was

00:38:08.580 time to film it they're like okay you know they called me and i went up there and he was like

00:38:12.380 wait you're an actor and i'm like yeah i'm sorry i should have told you so i thought you were one of

00:38:17.940 us yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry like anyways when i worked um on that commercial that was the first

00:38:24.940 time i had ever worked with extras and i worked opposite a really really famous person and so when

00:38:32.100 she came everyone was like super geeked and excited and like i've never worked on a set that

00:38:37.260 had extras so i don't know what the protocol is for extras talking to talent and like not me i mean

00:38:42.580 the really famous person next to me and so a lot of them were like trying to cut up with her like

00:38:47.440 they were like i'm really big fan like uh and she was so sweet she was so kind she was so respectful

00:38:53.440 to everyone but there was one guy that i could tell was like working up the courage to talk to her

00:39:00.160 like he's like whatever i say i gotta knock it out the park because it's you know that's who she

00:39:05.080 like she's just so fucking famous and so he comes up to her and he's like hey that face you made in 0.80

00:39:11.000 that last scene you look like when and i can't say the other part of what he said because it will give 0.86

00:39:16.980 away who it was but he basically referenced something that she had been a part of years ago

00:39:22.380 and it had happened to someone she knew and it was really embarrassing for her colleague and then 0.97

00:39:29.020 he's like laughing he's like and that shit was so fucking funny and he was like like he's trying 0.97

00:39:34.320 to like relate to her like he and then she looks at him and she goes i don't find that very funny 0.98

00:39:40.060 that actually caused her a lot of pain and trauma and so yeah i'm not really gonna laugh at that

00:39:46.200 because that's not very funny and then she just goes bitch the way i was like her and i are shoulder 1.00

00:39:53.780 to shoulder right and we're like leaning there's extras all around us i literally turn to my right i'm 0.97

00:39:57.660 going yeah yeah yeah yeah like looking i'm like holy fuck it's awkward like it's so and then there's 0.73

00:40:05.120 an extra on the other side of me that's going he's uncomfortable yeah yeah yeah and then when he was 0.79

00:40:10.080 trying to like like laugh like save it he's like trying to he's like kind of trying to key with the 0.97

00:40:15.480 girl next to him he's like yeah yeah you know after she said that shit the other girl goes don't put me 0.99

00:40:20.560 in your shit like she immediately turns her back to him abandons him entirely he's all by himself 0.99

00:40:24.880 and then she doesn't say anything and the producer comes up gives us a couple notes 1.00

00:40:28.660 leaves and then she goes i'm sure you didn't mean any harm 0.88

00:40:31.800 but i don't think shit like that is very funny like at all so and he was like i didn't mean any 0.95

00:40:37.760 harm i didn't like he's like so humiliated oh my god he's also like in his 50s mind you like like 0.90

00:40:43.460 and that's not me being mean like he actually is that old and then after that didn't see him the

00:40:47.940 rest of the he just left and then i heard another extra leader going she was literally going he's

00:40:54.440 like really upset like he's like crying and all that and i'm all about what you chose to say

00:40:59.220 and so like after that i changed the subject because it's awkward and we're standing next to

00:41:05.560 each other and i'm like oh girl like i don't know how you're running in those heels like your feet

00:41:08.940 was hurt i'm telling my agent the story after she goes i told you i should have brought your sandals

00:41:13.920 because if your feet hurt because i had heels on i go alex my feet didn't hurt not the boy i was 0.57

00:41:19.680 like it was fucking awkward i was trying to save it i said my scene partner's in a bad mood now 0.93

00:41:24.200 like i was like her and i have to get along and so after i kind of like helped her relax a little 0.78

00:41:30.060 bit i was like you know i saw that guy working up the courage and that's what he chose bummer and 0.97

00:41:36.340 she started laughing and she goes i just like i'm 41 i don't find that shit fucking funny and i was 0.97

00:41:40.720 like and you shouldn't queen period and then i started keying with her and i'm like she goes 0.99

00:41:45.300 maybe i should have been nicer and i was like i think you were perfectly fine in fact i think

00:41:49.180 you should have been ruder and then she started laughing and then i was like his loss is my gain 0.98

00:41:52.740 now she's my friend like she loved me after that shit i was like thanks man appreciate you 0.99

00:41:58.660 imagine if he would have kept going and he would have been like is that right 0.97

00:42:04.160 because he was kind of like after and then she was like i don't find that very funny that's when

00:42:11.600 he was like i'm gonna try to figure out who that is because you you gave us plenty of clues guys

00:42:18.560 comment below i don't know who you think it is i was shocked i was shocked to my god have you ever

00:42:23.760 seen anything weird like that happen on sets or with famous people no not really i um i haven't been

00:42:31.180 on that many sides frankly um neither have i one of two i've been on um no nothing i um i was i you

00:42:41.400 know like my thing whenever i'm on anything like i literally just try to stay out of the way

00:42:44.920 me too and i'm just like i know i shouldn't be here like i know and do my job yeah i feel you when i

00:42:50.200 when i did that the little thing in the movie thing i i uh i was like in a triangle with these like

00:42:57.260 two superstars and i like i didn't i didn't think they were gonna show up like i thought that i was

00:43:02.200 filming it with like their stand-ins yeah because i'm like what are you doing at 5 a.m and yeah and

00:43:06.480 completely i was just like i'm not gonna mess up like i don't want to waste your time like i know i

00:43:10.640 feel that way too when i'm opposite them when i was doing that commercial too they had like a moving

00:43:15.000 camera that would like zoom in really fast and then zoom out and for some reason like there were

00:43:20.060 some points where they wanted us to like look around like frantically so i would do that and then

00:43:24.680 sometimes i would just look directly in the camera i couldn't stop myself

00:43:30.360 and then like i would be doing this and i'd be like and then i would do it for way too long and

00:43:37.820 then i'm like oh my god i wonder if they noticed that and then the director would come over and be

00:43:41.100 like don't look in the camera the camera's not there and i'm like oh yeah sorry i did it twice and

00:43:45.800 i felt humiliated dude no when i look into the camera i tell myself like you're looking through it

00:43:51.860 i do the same thing that i would do to a person yeah like i've i'm committing now so now i'm just

00:43:58.460 like and then i like go somewhere else and then come back just to be like i'm not looking at you

00:44:04.760 that's smart i need to start adopting that because i i did it because then after he told me i was like

00:44:11.080 too aware so then i kept going like okay don't look there don't yeah yeah yeah

00:44:15.100 and then he's like well face forward just don't look in the camera oh my god turn her back around 0.99

00:44:23.480 i felt like a little kid like i was like i just couldn't stop myself from looking in it but

00:44:29.760 yeah i mean you're so me we're so we're such twins did you learn to act

00:44:33.500 like how like when did you no i mean no i mean did you take classes no i haven't i i want to i

00:44:39.680 want to as well yeah we should we should take some do you ever okay wait this is probably something

00:44:43.360 only you and i can relate on this and if you don't meet me i'm gonna feel really upset for

00:44:47.360 not being vulnerable sometimes i look at acting and i'm like i could do that

00:44:51.420 like with no training like you spent how much money like i'll do it at home it's fine

00:45:00.140 and it's worse because of the things that we've booked yeah that's what i mean where i'm like

00:45:06.740 like i'm like wasn't that hard i mean it kind of feels like starting from zero and i'm already

00:45:13.400 halfway there so my just unbelievable arrogance like no for sure and it's horrible because like

00:45:21.300 i feel so bad but i'm like if i got it i got it 0.99

00:45:24.320 you spent how much you went to ground wave what went to nyu for that i was just an asshole on the 0.92

00:45:34.100 internet look at me now no i i was like i remember thinking this where i was like i have to bring that 0.80

00:45:41.360 up to leo because i feel like that's so exclusive to you and i like i'm like i'll be fine no i feel

00:45:46.740 that with like with like um i did i did stand up and uh i was on stage in i don't know like new york

00:45:54.120 or canada and like when some comedian like told me like yeah like you know it's like you usually

00:46:00.800 don't get this type of stuff like you know i've been doing this for 10 years and oh and then i oh i

00:46:05.380 went to a different stand-up show over there and a guy on stage in canada recognized me and was like 0.99

00:46:13.080 this fucking asshole has been doing videos and now he's at the festival i've been doing this for 0.99

00:46:18.700 15 years and i got like 15 000 followers on instagram and i'm like oh sorry i feel so bad 1.00

00:46:24.320 i don't i don't what's your trauma response like i don't know what you like i don't know let's walk

00:46:30.080 through what you do like because like it's not like yeah i i feel i feel that so severely it feels

00:46:37.020 very like like obviously you you earned the right to be there but that's not how people at the same

00:46:43.520 level or above see you which is strange it's awkward because i feel like the the pandemic was

00:46:48.880 was such a like uh such like a reset yeah so it kind of i don't know if this is true maybe it's not

00:46:55.620 but it feels like the rules kind of changed totally because it was like i feel like i don't know i'm sorry

00:47:01.040 because i was talking to do you have you do you know angela johnson is she's a comedian yeah she um

00:47:05.660 she was telling me when to whatever uh because you know we like um do more like emotional talking

00:47:11.440 and um and i was telling her i was like it feels like i cut in line sometimes yeah i feel that it

00:47:17.340 does feel like i feel bad i'm like man people have been doing this for a long time like you know and

00:47:21.880 then she was like yeah i mean you took the opportunity that you had like which they would

00:47:25.420 have too had they had the same you know and and also i don't feel like it's too late yeah because

00:47:32.160 i feel like instagram and tiktok are such especially like instagram right now they're fighting for their

00:47:37.480 lives they're like they're like making it such a like we're gonna push your reels yeah totally yeah

00:47:45.260 well that's and you're so right about that too because i feel like a huge difference too with you and i

00:47:52.900 and and other creators that are like us which are people who are based in comedy and then like are

00:47:58.460 moving into more traditional forms of media like the difference is like we know that we came from

00:48:04.560 the internet so it's not like we get there and we act like i'm like an oscar award winning actress

00:48:09.500 i know why i got hired like it's it's for my dickhead jokes and like my following like i understand that

00:48:16.480 but still we show up like prepared and ready to perform so it's like also like our own executive

00:48:21.900 producers like yeah exactly content so it's like why are they kind of like it's just a different

00:48:27.080 format like you said like it's it's just a completely different format but it's all the

00:48:30.320 same like trappings and even when i talked to caleb like about it i told because caleb had been trying

00:48:35.340 to convince me to stand up forever and i was like i was like i don't want to find out the hard way i'm

00:48:39.680 not good at that like which is like talking to everyone full of strangers and they don't laugh like

00:48:43.880 that would be a nightmare for me and he was like but you are writing jokes like when you when you film

00:48:47.960 videos that is you writing like you're just doing it off the cover you're not like physically writing 0.95

00:48:51.940 unless you do and he's like it's all the same shit like it's you're still doing the same thing it's 0.76

00:48:56.620 just in a different medium which made me feel better about it but i get what you mean because you do feel 0.71

00:49:01.160 because my i only did five i've only done a very small tight five and i did it at the largo

00:49:07.420 for caleb like and i opened before chris fleming and then caleb which is crazy and i knew the largo

00:49:13.960 was big but then i when i had curtis connor on i talked to curtis and curtis was like the largo was

00:49:20.540 your opening five and i go yeah he goes i haven't been able to book the largo i've been doing stand

00:49:24.880 up for like eight years and i was like maybe you should get your money up sorry

00:49:30.060 we laughed about it but he was like that's crazy that's so cool like he was very supportive but some

00:49:38.240 people are not like when you get people at that level sometimes they're kind of annoyed about it

00:49:41.760 yeah yeah but i do i get what you mean about feeling guilty i feel guilty about it too sometimes

00:49:45.060 because i'm kind of like well i just want you to understand i know i'm i know i'm a jester

00:49:48.340 i know i know i'm a silly online clown i know that i know that's okay and i always have to make it

00:49:53.660 clear like i know i'm not an actor like i know like i get it like i just like but i i could do that 0.58

00:49:59.320 but i feel like that's also part of it where i'm like let me just say i'm not

00:50:04.800 you know even though i know like fundamentally yeah it's kind of i always think about uh did

00:50:12.240 you ever watch drake and josh yeah you know the episode where he's playing he gets cast to play

00:50:16.860 the theater thug in that one it's like a it's like a little segment they do on the news or whatever

00:50:21.700 and he's so like josh is the theater thug like and he's so like oh my god i have to take it so

00:50:26.920 seriously and he's like studying his lines and everything and then drake comes in and he's just

00:50:30.180 being a cool guy and he gets cast and he only says one line and then everyone recognizes him

00:50:35.660 from the commercial but he's like you don't know anything about acting like i've been studying and

00:50:39.360 everything he goes what is acting you show up you say some stuff you go home that's i'm not kidding

00:50:43.380 how i see acting yeah i know it's so much more than that i know i know no i is it i uh no because i'm

00:50:52.860 don't get mad at me yeah no i i just feel like and i don't know like if we relate on this but like

00:51:00.800 i feel like like i've been pretending to be someone for a long time

00:51:04.860 like i have to constantly like pretend not to be anxious yeah i have to pretend to be you know and i

00:51:14.340 think like i like i grew up like living in like rough spots but like like same yeah in church and so

00:51:21.900 like i had to like and the church was like all white and and so i was like in the spots that i

00:51:26.440 was like homeless going to that church i was like volunteering inside so like my voice was always

00:51:32.020 like in between two it was like totally i can i can be you know multiple people speaking thoughtfully

00:51:38.560 and and then i could go outside with my friends and what's up and then like you know and then like

00:51:43.080 in church i'm like oh i'm sorry and then like oh here you know and so it's like for me i feel like

00:51:49.860 it's also it almost was just kind of like yeah i think i i pretending yeah i pretend a lot

00:51:55.640 like you want me to act like a heart like a like a sad person yeah i'm sorry my agents are calling

00:52:02.220 another movie deal whoop um and uh no so like for me i feel like i'm i was like yeah of course like

00:52:10.900 what do you want me to be yeah i can do that because it's survival yeah absolutely yeah i feel

00:52:15.740 like too taking the fear out of it like the nervous like when i'm just like i could probably do it i'll

00:52:20.740 be fine i just think it makes you less nervous you take it that's such a i literally thought about

00:52:26.840 that i think one of the things i did like in new york i was like yeah i could probably do that

00:52:32.020 or it's like i'll say yes yeah and like i'm not gonna worry about it yeah i'm just gonna go

00:52:38.440 and i pull up in the morning of i'm like i'm speaking at the un headquarters oh shit that was 0.63

00:52:47.240 today yeah that's why i i feel like i see everything that way and that probably helps 0.81

00:52:51.560 because you're like less you're less nervous you take all of the like fear out of it then you could

00:52:55.800 just enjoy yourself and have fun and that's where you shine like entertaining i think also when you're

00:53:00.320 like based in like comedy you look at everything as a joke yeah and i'm like me just being there

00:53:07.300 is a joke so let's all laugh about it together because it's like if you did your research you

00:53:11.980 would not have invited me so let's just do this then you clearly whenever i do anything interviewing

00:53:21.260 anything live they always um they'll tell me a thousand times it is live so you know we do have

00:53:28.820 to be mindful of language and mindful of this and mindful of that and i know a big part of that

00:53:33.520 is because of who i am online they're like they don't want me to go fucking brazy and i'm like 0.97

00:53:38.820 that's kind of funny because like you already hired me and i'm already here and if i wanted to i could 0.96

00:53:45.420 burn this bitch down like that's kind of funny like even my manager was like that's kind of funny 1.00

00:53:51.620 you're like keeping them on their toes a little bit like i might go crazy or i'll do a good job 0.99

00:53:56.040 yeah i guess you'll just have the legacy yeah i've never gotten that nobody ever comes in

00:54:00.740 they're always just like you're good they never send me i'm not a um i'm not a risk yeah i i am a

00:54:08.840 big risk but also high risk high reward period look at me i do want to talk about some of these

00:54:14.000 tiktoks with you though because yeah i love hearing you make fun of people that always makes me laugh

00:54:18.360 okay so this is about we're talking about straight men with tiny microphones who call themselves

00:54:22.840 street interviewers you know the street interviews familiar oh man i've always said

00:54:27.580 there's a special place in hell for men who do street interviews specifically with that cold 0.95

00:54:32.800 white lighting and they're on like bourbon street or some shit like they're always on the after the 0.98

00:54:37.800 club yeah like after the bar they're like they're like how many bodies it's too many bodies like on 0.86

00:54:43.280 every you know i thought about that and i think like um is that legal like they're so drunk to

00:54:49.040 consent i thought that too like i also think that and no shit because one of my friends does 0.73

00:54:53.460 uh-oh and lovely videos

00:54:58.500 but i'm always like like because i i know when i rarely when i go out um to west hollywood i

00:55:10.460 wake up and i'm like oh i called people you know so like i wouldn't be okay with like the next

00:55:16.340 morning being like what did i say in that video yeah like that's so scary that's why i'm like the

00:55:20.420 the street interviews i'm thinking of are so specific because i do have friends who do street

00:55:24.960 interview type deals but they're always in the daytime and with consenting parties like it's in

00:55:29.820 they're funny but this it's always men and they're only talking to women and they're being disgusting and 0.87

00:55:34.300 weird and i feel like some of these i might have seen some of these but let me see this one is on the 0.96

00:55:40.300 street interview man asked a woman her body count see i just fucking guessed and that was exactly 0.98

00:55:44.760 she says over 100 pounds thinking he asked how much she weighs oh i see he asked her friend and 0.95

00:55:50.760 she says 47 the guy high fives her and then starts to hit on the first woman saying i'm about to bag 1.00

00:55:56.320 you i'm gonna take you home she immediately gets uncomfortable and tries to keep it casual funny for 1.00

00:56:00.560 the for the video which like shocker men are creepy and weird when women are drunk and vulnerable

00:56:05.520 shocker like that's i'm shocked my core it says this generation they're so proud of their

00:56:12.100 immorality does he mean immortality the ability to die

00:56:17.240 women's average nowadays is about 50 and because that's not the truth you add another 30 like women 1.00

00:56:25.080 average 50 bodies that's a lot that's a lot that's a fucking ton dude what the fuck that's not a bad 0.97

00:56:32.680 thing that's just a really high number that's a lot no that's a lot that is how old is the person 0.99

00:56:38.080 how what's the average let's take a head count here no that's you'd be busy as hell doing that 0.97

00:56:45.640 like if you just fucked one person a week to get 50 you'd have to do like nine months of fucking or at 0.98

00:56:52.940 least no 10 who has time for that who has the time i'm still a virgin so like for me 0.99

00:56:59.700 sure i am in the eyes of the lord i am no look no i feel so awkward when people because you know

00:57:08.260 someone asked me that on a different podcast this is sounding shitty but someone asked me

00:57:12.620 on another podcast what my body count was i was like hey buy me dinner before you slip off my dress

00:57:20.500 no that's crazy i um i can't i i fear those i i can't go to anywhere where they ask those questions

00:57:32.800 or any questions because i'm like i don't want to do this like first of all call wme if you want an

00:57:38.360 interview i'll have my i'll have my team send rates how about that tea though also i just thought

00:57:46.240 of something funny when we were at the oscar vanity fair party or whatever party that was

00:57:51.060 the tiktok one yeah um and your friend that was with you oh yeah yeah when he and i were sitting on

00:57:57.560 the couch like we were sitting next to each other and like they kept bringing first of all they always

00:58:03.620 bring those little plates yeah i feel like they're only bringing them to me sometimes when i go to 0.98

00:58:10.160 those parties like when i went to the beyonce hair party like the way those bitches were only coming 1.00

00:58:15.160 they were coming straight to me they were like take it to that big bitch like i know she'll want 1.00

00:58:18.700 one i'm not even kidding and like even like at one point i was like this feels pointed like i why 0.99

00:58:23.880 have seven of you asked me if i want something at the oscar party same shit right i felt like they 0.75

00:58:28.680 kept coming up to me but then we were i was sitting next to your buddy and then this guy came up with

00:58:33.980 like um he had like two trays right and he was like do you guys want anything and we were both like no

00:58:38.520 thank you and he goes well you'll probably really want these ones to your friend you should really try

00:58:43.400 you'll probably really like these and there was ceviche on that one and the other one was like

00:58:47.900 it was like a wonton or something and he goes this one though for specifically like you should try

00:58:52.280 this one and then your friend goes i'm really okay like i'm okay and then he leaves and i go that felt

00:58:57.620 racially charged and he goes i was gonna fucking say like why is he like you really should try these 0.97

00:59:04.840 i love that you did robert's voice i was gonna say that because he's like that he was like i was 0.82

00:59:11.100 just gonna say like i thought i was like overreacting i was like why was he like especially especially

00:59:17.300 this one no see that's so that's where you and i are different because when they bring him to me

00:59:23.180 i appreciate it like i'm like don't come here first well let me get let me be clear i do take

00:59:28.920 i'm just saying why is it always straight to me no i mean maybe that's why i just keep taking 0.99

00:59:34.520 they're like that hasn't stopped you the last three times i came around bitch shit now you're 1.00

00:59:42.520 mad at me i hate when i go i hate when i say yes to them yeah because i like it's such an awkward 0.99

00:59:48.220 moment when they're holding the tray and you're grabbing it because like all of a sudden like you

00:59:54.820 don't know how to work your hands you're just like oh um should i like i'm so i'm so full though

01:00:00.400 so i'll eat like half of it let me just uh yeah do you have oh i guess i'll do a napkin thank you

01:00:04.620 and they're like their hands shaking

01:00:07.520 and like a vein in their forehead yeah yeah and then like what they're serving is heavy so the tray

01:00:13.960 goes like this i guess you make it uneven and i'm like i should get the other side let me even it

01:00:21.200 out for you that's totally fine i tell them straight like from the beginning like no seafood

01:00:25.140 here because i can't have seafood why are you allergic no i just got it i can't i just can't

01:00:31.340 i can't refuse like it just makes you sick or you just don't like it like it's just um

01:00:35.840 disgusting i don't know i guess it's the word like i don't know i don't know how to say it

01:00:41.620 sorry long john silvers i'll do it for the check though my apologies long john did you ever do a

01:00:49.600 brand deal with someone that you didn't you didn't like would you have you done any food

01:00:53.240 yeah i did popeyes recently oh me too popeyes loved them popeyes is so good yeah next quarter

01:01:00.840 fiscal money re-ups let me know new fiscal year coming up

01:01:07.160 oh because we're both part of isa's thing yes we are look at us they only picked three people and

01:01:14.140 me and leo were two of them period we see each other we're always in the same room 0.99

01:01:17.600 you goddamn right bitch did you ever do something with like a food thing where you didn't like it 1.00

01:01:24.080 oh let me think i loved popeyes so there was that and i i genuinely really did like it like i 0.99

01:01:29.900 truly enjoyed it no i like that when we were filming that i was like yeah i guess we gotta buy two

01:01:34.780 just in case like we have bloopers just again i had some before i even

01:01:43.360 can we get biscuits it doesn't call for it yeah biscuits yeah well just get them just in case

01:01:48.340 like just in case do they have a lemon pie

01:01:51.340 dude my boyfriend told me the lemon pie is fire

01:01:56.720 oh my gosh i was just talking about this with my family once wait we'll go back to your story 0.99

01:02:03.460 but like i was telling them like a truly like when i would eat like just an asshole like i was 1.00

01:02:10.360 describing like my most like big bitch meal you know what i'm saying like where you eat good bitch 1.00

01:02:16.140 like and you regret it like as soon as you're done you know what i'm saying you're like that was the 0.99

01:02:20.580 worst decision i've ever made i literally my boyfriend and i would go to costco and we would

01:02:26.000 get those chicken bakes at costco oh yeah girl the way they're like this big right we would each get

01:02:32.180 one and then he would get a hot dog and i would get a pretzel oh my god and i get two giant drinks 0.99

01:02:37.360 eat all of that shit then two hours later should we get popeyes 0.95

01:02:41.160 like my sister was like period like we were like my dad we were all like giggling about it my mom was 0.99

01:02:51.420 like didn't it make you sick and i'm like well yeah but that's not the point the point is to keep eating

01:02:56.380 oh yeah because you already you felt disgusting yeah well but then like popeyes like draws it back

01:03:02.180 because they're like they're a classic american

01:03:04.520 i always have room for popeyes i always have room for

01:03:10.960 girl i will fuck up a popeyes meal oh yeah i love popeyes but yeah they're tenders when i was in 0.94

01:03:17.780 canada um last week the only thing that was open was popeyes across the street they're like 2 a.m 0.97

01:03:23.500 oh yeah i felt so bad because i got there at 145 and i was like i feel so bad because of the flight

01:03:29.920 and i was like do you have anything i'm so sorry like whatever you have like even just the crumbs

01:03:34.780 and like and he was like yeah yeah he's like yeah we'll make it fresh i'm like uh-huh yeah you 0.99

01:03:40.120 fucking will uh-huh yeah yeah you fuck there's some extra powder in there let's get crazy 0.99

01:03:46.340 when i went to paris last year like because like my like i went with my uh agent my sister my 1.00

01:03:55.100 boyfriend and then my hair and makeup artist and like obviously well she's canadian are my agent but

01:03:59.460 like the rest of us are american i like have to eat american food i'm so sorry even if i'm in a

01:04:04.420 european country two nights in a row like i'm not even kidding we had five guys twice a day oh because

01:04:10.500 it was down the street and it was open till four in the morning and i was like yeah i'm gonna eat five

01:04:13.920 guys again obviously and if five guys over there is it crazy it's so good and there's milkshakes

01:04:20.520 don't hurt my stomach because i'm lactose intolerant but theirs don't because their dairy is like 0.62

01:04:24.860 better or whatever the fuck girl we were like let's run it back let's let's spin the block again 0.99

01:04:29.980 we're gonna go back yeah yeah i'll come back yeah don't worry i don't worry what is uh the one 0.99

01:04:35.040 shaking or am i tripping steak and shakes oh i know i know the one you're talking about yeah

01:04:39.640 that one yeah is it so good wait like is it like shake shack or different no it's like it's called

01:04:45.320 steak and shake okay i don't know something something and something yeah with steak and

01:04:49.460 their burgers and so good i made that joke when i was fucking up british food because like i was 0.99

01:04:54.720 like this shit is ass and i'm sorry to say like i tried british food i tried an english breakfast 0.99

01:04:59.280 four fucking times and like all of it was hot fucking garbo and then i had the way i had like 1.00

01:05:05.700 everyone was laughing a lot most most of them were laughing but i had did have some british people 1.00

01:05:09.240 get mad and they were like well it's because you americans are so fucking fat and you put all 0.99

01:05:13.520 this fucking preservatives it's because we can cook that's i was like you know what's funny is 1.00

01:05:17.500 like i was like maybe you should bring some of those preservatives over here bitch so we're not 1.00

01:05:21.100 eating cooked muskrat whatever the fuck you're feeding me if you put peas next to my fries again 1.00

01:05:25.160 i'm emptying a clip in this pub you hear me i'm gonna shoot this bitch up if you put another 1.00

01:05:30.020 plate of peas next to me bitch the way i got so angry i'm like you guys eat like you still shit in the 1.00

01:05:35.820 corner of rooms at parties like your food smells like powdered wigs bitch i'm sick of it i'm sick 1.00

01:05:41.280 of it bring me the preservatives bring me those gmos bitch and pump them up over here yeah i was 1.00

01:05:46.540 like the only good food i did have was not british it was like a like i had really good like italian 0.88

01:05:51.300 food it was like other cultures that they've pillaged right so like national dish is literally curry 1.00

01:05:59.360 because even their own people are like yeah british food is ass do you like oh oh so it's not okay i

01:06:04.700 love curry i i know i when i was there i wasn't looking for anything i remember like and then like 0.54

01:06:10.660 they don't i don't know if like in paris too i only went to can but like they took like two hours to

01:06:16.160 bring the food yes they take so long and they never give you ice with anything and i need ice

01:06:21.540 i was so mad because like i and this happened in the last like and i say this all the time yeah

01:06:28.320 like i within like the last year maybe a year and a half like ice is not it's i need it like it's not

01:06:35.620 i don't care how cold the water is i need ice like that's why i've been like bringing my bottle because

01:06:42.520 i'm like i need to have backup ice and like i remember just being there and i'm like i went on

01:06:47.280 google because i'm like how do you ask for ice because they gave me like room temperature

01:06:50.960 like stop asking if i want it like what is it called their water like tap or what's the other

01:06:55.980 one it's like sparkling or tap and i'm like well i don't care give me ice i'm like do you have

01:07:01.240 i don't know how you say like i was i was so angry were they rude to you in paris uh in can

01:07:09.820 yes they were rude to me yes but it's like i'm sorry i'm sorry like i'm like i've never been

01:07:16.220 somewhere where like people hate their economy booming like i thought that that was a good thing 0.96

01:07:23.440 like i saved up for this my fucking bad shit and i got like i went to some place that like 0.98

01:07:30.140 looked really good like the aesthetic don't fall for that like and i was like can i get like a steak 0.99

01:07:34.980 sorry like pasta and and then it came and i was like i was like do you have a1 like what do you

01:07:40.320 i told myself are you going to the olympics okay um well i told myself because i'm leaving

01:07:47.240 like a week i'm like i was like i'm gonna bring jalapeno peppers like from like i'm not joking

01:07:51.620 like i'm gonna bring tapatio period i need a hot sauce on everything i eat i'm not caring

01:07:56.620 every single i'm at that point where i'm like it's not even like me trying to think like i need

01:08:00.440 something and you know i'm not gonna last are you are you a dessert person i like dessert yeah i'm not

01:08:07.260 i don't i don't love dessert but no i don't need it i could go without it yeah yeah yeah like once

01:08:11.560 in a while i'm like cinnabon yeah here please i love that place that's the only place i'm like

01:08:20.980 i'm so down it makes me nauseous

01:08:23.820 but i'm so down but other than that like i don't need dessert and so yeah i'm more of a salty girl

01:08:33.520 i choose salty i need spicy me too like and so when i was over there i was like i don't want 0.99

01:08:39.820 another croissant please do you have hot cheetos like i am so give me a fucking chip fuck dude one 1.00

01:08:47.420 thing about paris they have pringles that are their their pringle flavors are crazy but they have this 0.99

01:08:53.020 one that's like spicy it's like a hot chip that's the first one i fucking found in paris 0.98

01:08:58.380 those pringles make all your snacks that like i don't give a fuck what it takes get rid of every 0.99

01:09:04.120 other sweet one and put those in every bitch i was blown away i was like this is the first snack 1.00

01:09:08.640 i've had that i was like okay i could get down with this because i was trying other shit and i was like 0.97

01:09:13.420 i can't do it the sauce thing that is so real and when i do if i do go to europe this year because

01:09:19.920 i might in september i'm gonna bring my own hot sauce oh yeah that's so smart yeah i'm gonna bring my

01:09:23.900 valentina and i'm gonna sell it like i'm gonna be like you like open your trench coat and it's all

01:09:33.300 hot sauces no i'm gonna be i'm like i'm gonna have i'm gonna have like multiple tapatio bottle

01:09:38.840 you like valentina i like both okay and um tapatio is hotter so like i feel like valentina is sweeter

01:09:45.100 so is it oh i wouldn't know um i have that giant one in my house i go through like two of those a

01:09:50.380 i use them all the time yeah well monthly on the popcorn even on your cinnamon yeah

01:09:56.760 no like i told myself like i'm not doing this again like i know i got back from

01:10:02.140 you know what happened when i got back from france i was so because on the flight you know they did 0.64

01:10:07.840 they gave they had like a tuna thing i couldn't do it oh like on the flight yeah damn and i couldn't 0.91

01:10:14.140 i can't yeah no matter how hungry i am i'm not i don't give a fuck how hungry i am i'm not eating it 0.93

01:10:20.360 so i get back to lax and the lax is still like you it's like far from home still yeah and so i'm

01:10:26.640 like i like an hour and a half to get home and i'm so hungry i get in the car i go on um uh one of

01:10:33.920 the delivery apps whichever one pays me they um for the mention um and i and i deliver and i ordered

01:10:40.720 roundtable um do you like roundtable yeah i don't mind roundtable that's pizza right okay wait am i

01:10:47.540 tripping no it is but okay it's not something to mind it's it's not a test i'm like what else

01:10:55.920 it's the it's the closest thing to home and um and i ordered it for myself obviously um i live alone

01:11:04.380 single and i remember like i'm on my way home and i get a ring notification and uh my neighbor

01:11:11.240 he on camera yeah because he had a key my landlord gave him the key to get into my place because

01:11:19.000 they're like working on my balcony or whatever yeah grabs my pizza and wings and gives it to one

01:11:25.360 of the workers and says like oh he's not gonna be here for a few weeks this is just a mistake

01:11:30.640 you're watching it on i'm watching it live you're so i'm watching it so angry you know what that's the

01:11:38.640 day that i was like i'm morbidly obese like how mad i am right now and like my name that's all you've

01:11:47.600 been looking forward to is eating that's all i want and because i got jalapeno

01:11:50.880 i got jalapenos bacon pepperoni with white sauce and buffalo wings that sounds good

01:12:01.520 boneless and and i watched it i'll show you right now after i watched it live and then i call

01:12:11.260 my name i call my neighbor whose husband that is and they're like oh they're like older and um

01:12:18.060 and i called her i'm like hey um we'll just say her name's kathy i don't know and i'm like hey kathy

01:12:23.600 because you know me like i hate like hey kathy um sorry would you mind telling your husband to put

01:12:32.020 my food back he just he just took it off my porch i ordered it and she was like um yeah he wouldn't 0.92

01:12:39.400 do that i just watched it live i hate to be that person but if he doesn't put it back i'm gonna kill 0.92

01:12:47.800 both of you in your sleep i hope that clears that up for you we share the garage door 0.99

01:12:52.260 no i wouldn't piss me off if i were you girl i wouldn't now's not the time so she calls him and then

01:13:00.020 calls me back and like and then she's like she the first part was good because she was like i'm sorry

01:13:05.100 yeah he took it but we were told that you were gonna be gone you're either apologizing or not 0.89

01:13:11.640 and then i have to like i have to watch him live put it back while talking shit about me 0.93

01:13:18.920 and now i'm like i'm the fattest guy ever he's like he needs this food yeah yeah yeah 0.93

01:13:26.720 here you go oh my gosh i haven't eaten 14 hour flight like i was so hungry and then i have to i have to

01:13:37.200 get there get dropped off by my the driver's yeah and i'm like on the side please drop me off on the

01:13:42.460 side and so i'm like i get down with like my luggage and stuff and then i'm like now like all

01:13:47.440 these workers are like thanks for taking our lunch multiple guys we're gonna eat your one meal

01:13:53.840 that could have fed all five of us instead it's gonna feed you so enjoy it i guess so now i'm like

01:14:01.520 i text my friend i'm like is it can i call you please i need to talk to someone on the phone so i look

01:14:05.160 busy so i look like i'm like expecting people and i'm like yeah man i just got here you pulling up

01:14:09.800 in a little bit breathing hard it's like hey guys like i'm gonna and then like and then it's shameful

01:14:17.200 because like i can't pick up the pizza with my stuff so i have to go inside for my stuff and then i gotta

01:14:22.780 take my foot the worst though i want to post that video so bad because i'm like you need to see it

01:14:35.020 you need to hear him like there was so much hatred in his voice he's so pissed off because now he's

01:14:42.680 embarrassed even though he made that choice on his right like i didn't even if you ordered it i'd be

01:14:47.720 like whatever like i would just let it sit there in case i'm assuming someone's ordered it for you

01:14:52.840 right because while i was in france i had ordered for my friend because he like i tell my friends

01:14:57.500 like come over whenever i'm gone and i will send them food yeah guy syndrome and like i and so like

01:15:03.500 how do you know that that wasn't that yeah exactly how do you know that i'm single what if someone else

01:15:09.280 lives there like i was uh so frustrated and then and then after that like oh but part of me wanted

01:15:16.880 them to take a bite so that i could just go off i could just be like because that would help you

01:15:22.760 this is the screenshot for the receipt i need it now like i was so mad and then i had to drive to

01:15:28.140 fresno right after my flight like three hours like i was so bad mood you're all i was looking forward to

01:15:34.260 was that round table pizza after a week of french food oh girl i went to fashion week in february last

01:15:42.040 year and um loved the people i went with they were amazing but um they took us on this little like

01:15:48.080 you know like every day you have like a little itinerary or whatever so like they took us to all

01:15:51.820 these restaurants and they're all french every single one is french every meal is french and then

01:15:56.980 like after a while like i think one of the days they they kind of cut us loose and they were like oh

01:16:02.780 you guys can do whatever you want and then we'll see you guys tomorrow so then me and my my sister

01:16:06.880 my boyfriend and my cousin adam we all just kind of went exploring and then we went and ate somewhere

01:16:11.640 like this is maybe an hour after we had just eaten breakfast it's like maybe 40 minutes later we're

01:16:17.240 like we should go eat so we go and we eat and i go i feel like this is the first real meal i've had

01:16:21.340 in days i was like i'm starving because every meal is this big and there's hardly anything on it and

01:16:28.280 there's no flavor like i'm yeah i'm going insane that's how i felt in france yeah this is like super

01:16:32.800 pretty i'm going i'm going nuts like i need a hot sauce so bad sometimes i'm like do you guys have

01:16:38.200 hot sauce or anything and they're like no pepper flakes

01:16:41.280 dude when i went to the barbie premiere that was the worst premiere i've ever been to not because of

01:16:48.560 them i just had the worst luck ever like i felt so cute because i had like a platinum blonde wig

01:16:54.100 and it was two billion degrees outside everything was outside so that wig was on the back of my neck by

01:16:59.480 the time the movie started i didn't even get to the movie yet and it was sliding my lace all the 0.95

01:17:04.020 way back here girl and my knee was scraped up like i fell twice it was a fucking nightmare and so then 0.97

01:17:11.460 when i get home i'm like i had the worst day ever like the worst day ever and then nothing's open by 0.99

01:17:17.960 the time i get home so then my my boyfriend's like oh like we can order carl's jr because i fuck with a 0.96

01:17:23.000 carl's jr yeah i'm like yeah let's get into it and then i always ask for no mayonnaise because they put 0.90

01:17:28.180 two and a half pounds on there like they just put way too much like they put way too much

01:17:32.380 hate it that's just my palate that's my seafood girl i can't eat it but you don't like mayonnaise

01:17:38.940 at all or you're not really no what well it depends like i like it mixed in stuff sometimes

01:17:44.380 or like yeah it just depends but mayo by itself not a big fan no no but in that spicy chicken sandwich

01:17:51.420 to carl's jr see but anyways i in that one i was like okay no mayo and of course i get two

01:17:57.840 sandwiches because i'm starving and then i'm like telling my boyfriend and my leg is so swollen

01:18:02.900 because i feel so bad like my knee is so swollen my whole thing is purple i had to cancel something i

01:18:07.380 had the next day because i couldn't stand like i was in so much pain and i was like it was just the

01:18:11.980 worst day ever or like finally took everything off and then i opened my sandwich it's covered in 0.99

01:18:16.660 mayonnaise i start sobbing and i was like all i was looking forward to was this fucking sandwich 0.99

01:18:22.140 dude like i'm literally crying into my sandwich because i'm like fuck this sandwich bro forget it 0.99

01:18:28.060 i give up this day wins forget it and my boyfriend's like check the other one maybe it's on there i'm 0.97

01:18:33.180 like it's on both of them i'm sure it is and i i cry for at least 15 minutes and then after i go to

01:18:38.660 open the other one and the other one didn't have any and i was like okay well i guess i'm okay then

01:18:43.740 then i went to sleep worst night ever that's the worst it's like just the whole day you're just

01:18:50.180 like waiting for it you're like oh i can't wait to get home and eat yeah and then like i'm not the

01:18:54.580 person that checks in the car because like that's fine i get home and then i'm like oh i asked for

01:19:01.340 extra onions they put no onions and then i can't go back because now they're like oh did we mess up 0.98

01:19:11.120 your order fee fuck like you can't be fat and complain about food or be like remotely known 0.97

01:19:21.440 no not because then they're like oh the tiktoker or mr needs his onions yeah do you ever been to 1.00

01:19:29.400 red robin absolutely my sister and i we love or we love the um like the fries and like the campfire

01:19:35.500 sauce and like the ranch and shit right one time we were eating my sister and i with our friends 0.86

01:19:40.460 like we were eating we were having fun and we kept going can we have some more ranch please 1.00

01:19:45.180 like we asked like three times the third time this bitch came he brought a big ass like i'm not 1.00

01:19:51.320 kidding a lunch tray and he had like 50 of them on there and he goes i just brought all of these so 0.99

01:19:56.860 you guys hey what the fuck like why'd you do that to me like and we were like oh and then he goes so 0.98

01:20:06.780 you guys don't have to keep asking you know for ranch this is by the way when i wasn't anybody like 0.99

01:20:12.660 i was just normal normal bitch no i appreciate i do appreciate it a little bit when i asked for 1.00

01:20:21.200 water four times and then they read the picture are you a girl who gets soda refills i just get 0.93

01:20:27.940 water really you don't get soda no oh no look at me i can never i hate when i'm like they're like

01:20:36.020 and i'm assuming another refill on the soda okay i had two and all of a sudden yeah like do you want

01:20:44.560 more i'm assuming more soda first of all lose the attitude first of all second of all lower your voice 0.98

01:20:50.240 nobody else around here needs to see your fucking order and then you didn't want to look at the 0.99

01:20:55.020 dessert menu right based off your build i'm assuming you want to see a dessert menu 0.99

01:21:00.360 or like i don't even ask any questions and yes we can have whipped cream

01:21:04.480 i already took care of that for you i told them that you want an extra

01:21:09.580 it's awkward when you ask for stuff and then they don't bring it for a minute

01:21:18.260 or no then then they never bring it and then at the end like me being passive aggressive

01:21:23.740 like let's say like i ordered like a taco on the side of my combination plate

01:21:28.580 and they never brought it yeah so then at the end i was like and then can i just do that taco to go 0.99

01:21:36.480 like just to be passive aggressive and then like i just want them to feel like shit 0.70

01:21:43.340 i'd be like did you never i'm so sorry you never got it and i'm like no no i know it's okay just to 0.96

01:21:51.100 go would be fine like and then you eat it in the car on the way home and then i leave an empty box

01:21:56.940 there because i ate it you ate it in your chair

01:22:00.300 you already just leave your bag they're like oh he left his leftovers it's empty

01:22:06.640 yeah when you prefer to pick something up that's heavy 0.98

01:22:10.220 oh my god dude my boyfriend would do this shit whenever we would leave a drive-thru window like 0.99

01:22:20.840 as soon as we pull away he'd go roll the bags and it would drive me nuts i'm like i fucking heard 0.99

01:22:28.040 roll the bags roll the bags and i was like why is it gonna get cold i'm all in the two minute drive

01:22:34.180 home i doubt it it's gonna be fine as soon as he goes thank you roll the bags roll the bags please

01:22:40.580 it drives me nuts like such i hate when when i'm driving and we go to to some burger place and the 0.52

01:22:50.720 passenger is getting fries because i'm who's riser though because now we're not fucking when we get 0.99

01:23:01.780 those ones are yours so because then we get and if you're pulling from both 0.70

01:23:06.580 that's so annoying dude my brother my sister and i make fun of my brother for doing this because my

01:23:16.080 brother is so like he needs all of his things in his meal like he needs them immediately so like let's

01:23:21.660 say we do a big meal order and they forget something of his and he's just like i was supposed

01:23:28.080 to have a large fry with this so and he just like sits there and waits for someone to say something

01:23:32.980 and he goes no it's fine it's fine it's just it was supposed to be large but that's fine it's fine

01:23:38.600 i'll eat this it's fine i was supposed to have a chocolate shake but it's okay i'll take this one 0.98

01:23:43.200 that's fine like he does that massive shit it's so fucking annoying he's always like these were supposed 0.98

01:23:48.980 to be curly but curly rice but it's okay i'll take it's it's it's it's fine i'll take it i'll take it 0.99

01:23:55.960 the way it is and then one time when we were in high school like i think we were in high school 0.96

01:24:00.920 college me and my sister my brother's on some fucking passive shit well they're supposed to be 0.98

01:24:05.940 curly but it's okay right like he's doing that shit my mom goes dason just give him yours and 0.99

01:24:11.340 dason goes you want him to give him my fries and she goes yeah just give him to him though my sister 0.98

01:24:18.240 was so mad like she's to this day she still remembers that because she was like yeah why

01:24:24.960 don't i just do that you can have you want anything else like my sister was so mad she didn't eat 1.00

01:24:28.560 because that's the favorite part her favorite part of the meal is the fries

01:24:32.800 and i was like oh man universal experience well i try to eat it like i try to go to the restaurant now

01:24:41.180 because i'm like i don't want to take it to go and it's like i don't know cold or no there's

01:24:47.080 something missing because i can't complain like i'll just do like a little passive thing but i can't

01:24:51.440 complain i feel so bad i'm like oh i said no seafood oh extra shrimp that's fine

01:24:55.960 well anyways we talked about all kinds of things i'm so hungry i know i'm kind of hungry

01:25:04.700 well thank you so much for coming on the show again no my second all-star third if you count

01:25:11.820 caleb and britney separately but oh okay there are they're like a siamese twin in my head so 0.70

01:25:18.160 they're one person to me but thank you so much for coming on thank you so much this was i fucking 0.98

01:25:22.820 love you so good no i'm obsessed you're the best i'm actually like i my claim to fame is just

01:25:27.540 mentioning your name yours too i talk about you all the time whenever they're like some of your

01:25:32.600 favorite episodes i always mention you i know and you always remind me that i always mention you

01:25:37.440 you know why because my do you do you know my manager brendan yeah he's works with mine oh yeah

01:25:43.520 he's um obsessed with you and so like anytime that you mention me but i don't get tagged

01:25:49.660 i like i only hear about your life from him like the queen talked about you today

01:25:56.040 and then that's when i do my little story where i'm like get over me true

01:26:02.200 but um no yeah please anytime i know that people have been asking requesting this for a long time

01:26:10.040 and they actually have especially after i did caleb and brinny they're like you got to bring leo next

01:26:14.460 i was like whatever that was real

01:26:16.780 but please anytime oh my gosh thank you so much for coming blocks away

01:26:22.580 you're the fucking best where everyone already knows but where can everybody find you 0.94

01:26:27.660 um on tiktok instagram really anything imdb's popping off right now period get into it leo is 0.99

01:26:37.040 and this is me being 100 serious leo is a star and i can't wait to keep watching you rise bitch 1.00

01:26:42.260 thank you that's why i said we're moving at the same base well i'm like you're here and i'm back here 0.94

01:26:47.780 crawling but i can see you you know like when i look to like my lateral you're always right next to me

01:26:54.780 in a uniform too i'm here at least i'm here true i'm coming

01:27:02.160 thank you so much for coming back to the show uh make sure y'all go follow

01:27:09.040 mr leo on literally everything do you have anything you want to promote

01:27:12.600 um my birthday is coming up october not too far

01:27:18.280 um i'm gonna turn 30 and i'm wildly um single and so if anybody's interested

01:27:24.940 um my credit is very good right now i just got american express last week

01:27:29.540 um amex platinum not that one oh that's the lowest tier

01:27:35.960 like the beginners um and i'm a good guy period i like how you said my birthday's coming up it's

01:27:44.140 july august september october well i mean it's just reminding me that i'm like like do like so

01:27:51.240 single um and yeah just if you would like to date me audition you can do self-tape

01:27:58.600 yeah send it to me and i'll bet them for you yeah please but like also like not a lot of standards

01:28:07.940 like the vetting process is like i'm really open

01:28:12.600 trauma please bring it like thank you so much okay thank you for coming on the show i adore you

01:28:23.220 thank you all so much for watching this episode don't forget new episodes of the comment section

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01:28:36.340 thank you to my amazing all-star guest leo gonzalez and i'll see you next week bye

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