The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - COOL IT, SLUGGO Ft. Maggie Winters ｜ Episode 206

00:00:00.000 and i have the problem of the left actually like yeah we're right yeah we're trying to

00:00:04.360 end each other we're policing we're all saying a cab we're policing each other

00:00:07.920 you guys all have mickey mouse blue lives matter tattoos and i can see it two steps

00:00:14.640 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your babe

00:00:26.640 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the legendary

00:00:31.420 the hilarious maggie winters oh my god and everyone does care about you so don't ever say that in front

00:00:37.920 of me again you'd be surprised yeah depends on who's sitting in that chair that's someone who's

00:00:42.460 someone on the pod's like great i'm with her well no sometimes depending on who it is they'll be like 1.00

00:00:49.620 can you guys oh my gosh i love chaperone can you tell that other bitch to shut the fuck up 1.00

00:00:53.880 on my show unfortunately you're gonna have to hear me talk honey it's gonna be my show yeah 0.98

00:00:59.380 unfortunately i i am a huge part of it oh my god but i'm so happy to have you because they like oh

00:01:04.980 i can't believe i'm here when i walked in and saw the set i was like maybe they don't know who i am

00:01:09.800 and they somehow got tricked into having me here are you kidding yeah no i'm a one day one fan of you

00:01:15.900 thank you are you kidding the world yeah i think you're the funniest ever oh god and i love funny

00:01:20.420 women you know that about me i we're trying out here yeah i do feel like i make i'm making the

00:01:25.680 joke too much on stage where i'm like yeah and i'm a woman and yeah we can be funny now and people

00:01:30.200 are like look around like oh and i'm like no it's a joke like a joke because people say we're not

00:01:34.760 and then like it's like if i have to explain it it's over yeah forget it yeah yeah forget it you're

00:01:38.660 not the audience for me i get that sometimes i think some of my better jokes get lost in the in

00:01:44.400 the shuffle of my like man hating yes you know sometimes i think people don't give me enough

00:01:49.680 credit for oh this is a man i can actually i'm a i'm a big i love men oh oh you i'm big for men

00:01:55.220 yeah oh no maggie winters for men that's kind of my

00:01:58.180 different kind of red hat i have an instagram

00:02:02.340 i'm gonna go into it right away because yes so as you know in disney i went to disneyland that's

00:02:12.860 true he's also a disney adult like me yes yes and that was my subway take and someone did say i had

00:02:18.980 diabetes on my subway take just from me saying i was a disney adult it made me laugh so hard it was

00:02:25.840 all kept you have diabetes and that's how you found out yeah that's via subway take comment i do

00:02:32.060 i do make the joke now i go it was my doctor trying to get a hold of me um i'm a busy girl

00:02:37.480 yesterday i was in me it was in toontown of course yeah of course and i was right under the gag factory

00:02:43.820 which makes me laugh so hard yeah have to and my friend jordan said she's like i'm trying to get

00:02:49.520 people to say instead of maga um gaga and i was like it's not gonna happen yeah i don't think

00:02:56.000 that's gonna take i actually think i'm saying it wrong but she was like i want people to be like i

00:02:59.240 wanted to change to gag like oh my god i was like and you're like you should workshop it a little bit

00:03:05.540 i was like you need to get to the gag factory honey it's like the factory and something else yeah i

00:03:10.340 actually warehouse the gag warehouse yeah the gag warehouse i just saw a tiktok of that like yes

00:03:15.320 using that oh yeah that like audio i have audio yes the ball oh my god mickey and minnie's railway

00:03:24.400 runaway it's so fun it's a blast i love that i remember the first time i went on that ride was

00:03:29.680 at i think disney world was the first time i'd ever written that ride specifically and i was like ah

00:03:35.740 kid ride and then when i got off i felt like that was amazing it's so sweet and i i'm a i'm a world

00:03:42.520 girl yeah i worked there did you i did the college program yeah i was a space cop in tomorrowland so

00:03:49.300 that and improv hand in hand hand in hand um so i everything i say this about a lot of myself

00:03:55.540 anything that the world is like that's bad and cringe i'm kind of like i'm loving it like

00:03:59.940 just like historically yeah like improv like everything i'm always like this is for me and

00:04:04.520 people are like that's actually we don't like that i'm like awesome no we're not worried

00:04:07.340 oh okay yeah me either but because i have like a hand tattoo before like you can get away with it

00:04:11.140 yeah yeah i guess you have to just not dress you don't you can't have um a tattoo of it do you have

00:04:18.240 any disney tattoos i do not me neither yeah well i haven't crossed that threshold but i think part

00:04:24.100 of that is because all of my tattoos are like cultural so i'm a big this is probably a virgo part

00:04:29.980 of me mentally ill depending on who you ask yeah it's like they all my tattoos have to match i want

00:04:34.380 them all to be similar and very beautiful thank you i wish i had culture um no you are from chicago

00:04:40.540 i am i'm from chicago so my brother this is funny they're probably gonna hate that i say this my

00:04:44.720 brothers and like all their best friends when they were like 22 i think got the chicago flag tattoo

00:04:49.940 when they were drunk right and now everyone's like you're a cop and they're like no i don't want 0.83

00:04:53.760 because they've all happened here damn my brother and it's in the most cop place yes 0.69

00:04:59.440 the outer bicep they're very much not that's not their style they are like union workers chicago so 0.92

00:05:05.300 i'm like you can go with that but when you see the chicago flag on a man you're kind of like

00:05:09.560 cop cop yeah my brother was like i kind of want to get a skeleton like coming out of it i was like you

00:05:14.820 should yeah do something do something to get it going yeah edit it in some way or fashion big time

00:05:21.360 my um parents really don't like tattoos and me and my two brothers have a bunch yeah are your

00:05:28.540 parents like traditional i know your dad's irish yes is he irish catholic are they both catholic yes

00:05:33.740 yeah of course irish we have chicago obviously my uncle's a priest are you kidding me we have a

00:05:38.900 painting of jesus in the living room he's in the water for some reason in a towel dripping from his

00:05:44.120 hands like this i'm going what is this they're like it's it's a beautiful painting of jesus i'm like

00:05:49.900 he's sexy coming out of the water like you start strapping yeah i'm like i guess if you're trying

00:05:55.060 to get me into religion like this is how to do it i guess that's the way to do it but they're very

00:05:58.540 when i was like you know in my 20s i was like i'm not catholic and my dad was like well you are

00:06:02.280 your irish catholic like it's culture and i was like great yeah well that's not okay no and he was

00:06:08.720 like in the jewish way i was like whatever you have to say yeah all my love to you we do yeah we do

00:06:15.620 we i told you we celebrate saint patrick's name like a big way yeah we start the day with

00:06:19.540 catholic mass in my backyard in your backyard my uncle's obviously well i guess that kind of

00:06:23.880 works when you have a plug aka a priest in your yeah i was like we do have plugs kind of everything

00:06:28.900 it is it's really it's it's so it's such a goofy thing and we have church at home half half hour

00:06:34.820 long we're not doing the full thing oh that's nice we can start drinking alcohol oh right okay well

00:06:40.140 that's a true irish catholic to be honest and i really do think well i was gonna ask is drinking

00:06:44.740 in samoan culture big or no it is i wouldn't say i mean there is something called mixing in

00:06:51.280 polynesian culture i can't even say it's specifically someone because tongans do it a lot too but mixing

00:06:55.340 is like kava so you like mix it in like normally it's a bucket but it's traditionally like a big 0.99

00:07:00.260 wooden bowl but it's like a drink that quite honestly tastes like shit it tastes like dirt and

00:07:04.840 water because that is what it is it's plant the root of a plant in water but it gives you um if you 0.98

00:07:10.360 drink enough of it it like gives you this really numbing weird feeling almost like being high i'm

00:07:15.320 in right now but it does get the bucket out that sounds awesome like that's like that's like their

00:07:20.800 version of drinking but of course yeah they do love to drink yeah some people love to drink but like my

00:07:24.840 family is one side of my family is like devout christian the other side is mormon mormon yeah but

00:07:31.980 no catholics i'm locked in on the mormons yeah mormons they're so interesting they are fascinating

00:07:36.100 and so like i did i actually were you raised no no no my parents were you raised at all what's going

00:07:42.640 on my parents found me wandering in the backyard and just kind of brought like get her in here 1.00

00:07:47.500 they laid down treats like sully did taboo and then i just walked in the house wait oh my god

00:07:52.800 yeah so my dad's my dad was raised mormon and there is no alcohol in that no there's nothing

00:07:57.040 they can't even women can't even show their shoulders they can't even drink uh caffeinated soda 0.99

00:08:00.520 yeah yeah or juices after like on certain days but like my don't they all drink swig isn't that

00:08:05.900 caffeinated that's what i that's what i'm confused about i don't know if the rules have been altered

00:08:10.120 but like when i was a kid and i would go visit my mormon side they couldn't have anything with

00:08:14.920 caffeine yeah they could drink coffee they would never drink coffee and they would never drink soda

00:08:18.280 so it was a real they were things up like mormon people are big juice people they love juice

00:08:23.740 don't know what that is but they do love juice it's true that's their version of like orange pineapple

00:08:30.220 yeah just any any me trying to think of juices like orange apple

00:08:33.720 forgetting all juice oh my god i we we only got orange juice and we loved orange juice and we

00:08:43.500 would chug it and my dad would walk in and go cool it sluggo sluggo so me and my brothers

00:08:49.540 did get the word sluggo tattooed on our arms we think it was so funny you know what's crazy say it

00:08:54.820 me and my siblings have a have a tattoo of our dad but it's like a joke like also yes yeah yeah so

00:09:01.060 like we also have matching tattoos as siblings so like my dad's very first tattoo ever was this um

00:09:06.880 like almost like stick and poke but it was like tapped into him when he was living in samua and it's

00:09:11.960 so small and it's on his shoulder my dad is humongous so the thing is like this big on his left shoulder

00:09:17.300 girly low-key yes and it's like written script and it does 100 someone and he like hates it he's so

00:09:25.300 embarrassed by it's all blown out because it was done by someone who was not a tattoo artist so like

00:09:29.600 when we were fucked up one day we were like we should get a tattoo that says 75 someone because 0.96

00:09:35.500 my dad's full my mom's half yes and we were like yeah yeah and then we did it so we all have that 75

00:09:40.920 percent so i was like we did tattoo a bit on us because of our dad yeah so i'm with you and your

00:09:47.520 siblings on that look at us that's fun you the mystery continues white americans would have about

00:09:52.840 17 would be like 2 percent italian and then i get like 23 and me will take that away in like

00:09:58.620 three weeks they like switch and you're like what am i yeah yeah i do have the irish i'm like 75

00:10:04.080 irish but that'll change day to day yeah it does depend on who you ask who you said your dna to oh and

00:10:09.440 you know my mom was like we're gonna do ancestry too like everyone has my blood and dna to get to 0.98

00:10:14.340 the bottom of this yeah she's more like she wanted to connect like like a family tree interesting but

00:10:20.180 she it's sad because at some point she'll be like i found out that our you know my cousin sisters 0.86

00:10:27.020 whatever aunt she got in a car crash in arizona and you're like okay i never knew her i don't i'm

00:10:34.120 scared that she's in a car crash they yearn to tell you news of people dying oh yeah they love to

00:10:39.420 do that yes they're like do you remember so yeah she's dead yeah or she's pregnant can you believe

00:10:47.080 that it's either or yeah it's funny because my fiance's mom is white she's a white woman yeah

00:10:52.140 love her and she is like right at me as she said that right yeah profiling white woman you're about 0.99

00:10:57.920 you're gonna be a mother-in-law i was like you guys are gonna have a lot in common

00:11:00.560 she she's like my favorite person to tell news to like because the way she reacts is always

00:11:10.600 you're kidding yeah no matter what it is it could be like this is on sale or someone died yeah and

00:11:17.760 she'll be like drew you're lying to me and i'd be like no if you can believe it lisa it's true i'm dead

00:11:23.800 serious if you if you can believe it my mom on the phone she's like stop what you're lying i go i go

00:11:32.320 what happened nothing she goes nothing i go wait who died nobody like she's on the phone acting like

00:11:38.220 no like can i say it like like she's getting the call about 9 11 and she gets off the phone

00:11:43.100 no she's like oh they just you know they're at the grocery store what what was all that pageantry you

00:11:49.500 were just engaging in i think maybe that was i was like i gotta be an actress this is awesome

00:11:52.920 she needs attention and so do i oh badly yeah speaking of you uh being an actress we have we did 1.00

00:12:01.540 chat about this on your pod as well a little bit because we were joking about reading for the same

00:12:05.540 part yeah because maggie said are you i read for you for it and i go oh my god so did i and you're 0.97

00:12:11.920 like probably for the same role and i said fat bitch at the party 1.00

00:12:14.920 because i know they're making me one a thousand and i'll take it yeah i'll take it i will take 0.96

00:12:24.700 let me look directly at the cameras i'll take any role right now i'm we're trying to book yes we will

00:12:31.760 be twins and we'll make it work yeah we will make it work you will walk out of that room believing we

00:12:36.500 are twins very different skin tones definitely twins yeah and you're saying we couldn't be related

00:12:41.800 okay blended families don't exist exactly that's when you start turning it yeah i get that though

00:12:47.420 i even i've joked before that like i bitched about not getting any casting call whatsoever not even a

00:12:54.180 background role for moana the live action which kind of felt like they walked right by me that seems

00:12:58.040 really i was like okay well one two the rock's already in it ali's kind of in it hello hello hello

00:13:04.260 and so i bitched about it so much online like that got so much attention that they did reach out to me

00:13:10.140 let me read for background roles no i did not get any of them and yes all of them were for men

00:13:15.500 but you know what i figured like having lines yeah like but background roles obviously yeah and they

00:13:22.980 were like all men so they all were like he he he which i was like i mean he he he i'll be in the

00:13:28.020 movie if that's the case if you need me to be him for the movie i will be him do not yeah don't

00:13:33.780 get it twisted it's fine i am a thespian at the end of the day oh my god so i didn't get any of

00:13:38.520 the roles which is crazy but you know this is me for the bear um because i'm in chicago i was gonna

00:13:44.180 say i was gonna ask you about the bear they're they're kind of actively ignoring me they don't

00:13:48.000 know who i am but they've never heard me but i'm every day kind of being like this is very specific

00:13:54.560 as in the first season did you watch the bear yes so you know the brothers um uh the last yeah

00:14:00.980 and you know more better than me they mentioned the sister yeah and i got like two texts that were

00:14:05.640 like you better come on as a sister later yeah well congrats to brie larson for booking 1.00

00:14:09.500 they said what if you had an actually amazing actress and not a girl not a loud girl from

00:14:17.820 chicago and yeah she killed it yeah i guess congrats to my body double you know what i mean i'll be

00:14:26.320 the body double me and her captain marvel the bear no i saw captain marvel yesterday oh my gosh how

00:14:33.480 wasn't i'm yelling at her i'm going queen she goes stop which is very captain marvel to say

00:14:40.360 that is extremely she would do yes that is so but i was gonna ask if you related to the bear at all

00:14:46.940 that feels like based off what you described about your family um culturally accurate in a lot of ways

00:14:52.020 a little bit yeah like except the chef part yeah that was like we don't have well my dad owned a

00:14:56.660 restaurant in the 90s oh isn't that crazy what kind of restaurant uh like a bar and grill so it had

00:15:01.540 two names at one point it was waltzing matilda's and it was australian themed god bless uh the logo

00:15:08.280 was really cool though it was like a kangaroo fighting right boxing gloves then he changed it

00:15:13.800 to willie's dine and dance and was there dancing yeah i think there was like little it was a cute

00:15:20.540 little bar area my uncle's made my uncle made the desserts nice my uncle is my uncle john is amazing

00:15:27.340 baker you would never guess really he's like he's bald i why did i feel bad saying that he is

00:15:33.700 like bald and like it's okay my dad's a little angry like in the in the most loving uncle way

00:15:39.240 right and then he's like and happy birthday here's your cake and you're like this is the best cake i've

00:15:43.600 ever had right there's no decorations happening no don't try to ask for that yeah you know yeah you

00:15:48.760 get it's like an older man that you're like i love my uncle i love my dad yeah but i can call

00:15:52.500 them a little and my dad's a little man you're a little angry just like a little that's a little

00:15:59.880 bit going my dad is like a big a very large man like my dad's six six my dad's a big dude

00:16:06.880 but my dad is very shy so like painfully shy yeah i think my dad is the most shy person i've ever met

00:16:13.920 in my entire life like i joke about this all the time that if i was like standing next to my dad and

00:16:18.540 we were like in a place that was generally populated like a mall yeah and i wasn't talking

00:16:23.740 to him but i went like some did something crazy next to him he would be so painfully humiliated

00:16:29.800 like for days just because it brought attention to him so like my my dad is shy to a clinical degree

00:16:37.680 like that's kind of sweet yeah it's very strange and my mom is like very small so my mom is five i saw

00:16:43.660 your mom yeah she's tiny and my mom is not afraid of anything and my mom is very outgoing so they're like

00:16:48.380 that's the best couple yeah it's very in the back and she's like and don't talk to him like that 0.95

00:16:52.080 exactly i always say like there should always be one person who loves attention and one who doesn't

00:16:56.920 really care for it okay so i need to find a shy yeah you need to find someone who's like cool with

00:17:01.040 no attention whatsoever i've joked too how do i find them if they're like hiding right if they're hiding

00:17:06.380 in the background that's the issue yeah you gotta look for butterflies on the wall you know what i mean

00:17:10.680 so like lack of social butterfly i do have a question about your dad because

00:17:14.900 my dad or my brother liam is six seven t and he's very like gentle you you're tall so that

00:17:21.960 makes sense from a tall family he's he's not shy but he's definitely like a gentle giant yeah and he

00:17:28.900 says sometimes he'll go to bars like especially when he's younger and there would just be like the

00:17:33.520 like short guy who'd be like oh you think because you're tall i can't take you and he'd be like what 0.99

00:17:37.980 like i'm just standing here like i'll kick your ass like and does that ever happen to your dad 0.99

00:17:41.560 yeah he's all the time but my dad has such a gentle demeanor too which i'm sure your brother 0.99

00:17:46.260 does yes so they they'll always say it in a way that's like a joke yeah they'll be like nah i'm

00:17:52.000 just kidding man i'm just kidding yeah like they do it to my man too because my man is six four

00:17:55.980 i'm not him he was so nice yeah he is which is kind of annoying you're like okay you're hot and nice 0.81

00:18:01.580 grow up come on hey knock it off knock it off yeah and i know it's really fucking annoying trust me 0.98

00:18:09.180 trust me i get it that's actually perfect because recently my man my man boxes so he's been boxing

00:18:17.480 for like two-ish years now and he's he really loves it and yeah uppercut yeah i took with two classes

00:18:23.680 real real one of those yeah they do that noise like so he he boxes a lot like when we go to the gym

00:18:30.200 and stuff and he was telling me recently he's like this always happens when i box like yeah at every

00:18:35.680 gym i've ever boxed at there will always be at least one guy who happens to be short every time

00:18:40.680 listen like it's your guys's fault at that point it's a pattern like what do you call it yes so like 0.97

00:18:45.540 he said they'll come over after i'm like done like i'll be like doing my whatever the fuck he does 0.86

00:18:50.940 and then he goes and then i'll go by my bag and i'll just be like chilling right there like catching 0.95

00:18:54.520 my breath and then this guy will just wander over to the bags and then like punch it really hard

00:19:00.960 a couple times he says every time and then sometimes they'll come back and then they'll

00:19:05.160 kick it and he said and every time it's two punches and then they just go like and they walk

00:19:10.700 away they're not boxing and they weren't boxing before like i can do it too yes yeah and then he

00:19:15.600 said and then if they come back they kick it like like jujitsu kind of deal oh my god and so i was we

00:19:21.900 were at our like gym that we always go to and he was like the address and go ahead and dox that

00:19:28.260 below and then we were we were like like uh talking and we were next to the bags yeah because i was

00:19:34.660 telling him something and then this guy i've never seen before walked by and then did like the two

00:19:39.400 punches he goes see did you see that and then he's like watch he's gonna come back and he's gonna kick

00:19:43.040 it and then like probably five minutes later he like circled back again and then he went oh and

00:19:48.360 like kicked it to the side and then just walks away oh my god it's so strange it's such a like

00:19:53.220 posturing thing like yes men oh my god they live in a prison of their own making yes i do i will

00:19:59.940 say this yeah as a tall woman people will be like are you ever attracted to short men specifically

00:20:04.980 right because like women go go for whatever but i actually am not um i'm bisexual is what i meant

00:20:11.680 yeah um they're going what is she talking about i guess what i'm trying to say like women i but 1.00

00:20:17.040 for men it's like i've been attracted to short men who like don't have that like the opposite

00:20:21.280 confidence yeah like they you can't tell they're like i don't they're like yeah i'm never gonna so

00:20:26.000 i don't care and i'm no i swear to god there are some short men i've met who i never noticed they

00:20:31.860 were short until like years into knowing them yes i'm thinking of one in particular one of one of our

00:20:36.400 buddies um and he like i think he's like maybe five six i don't even know because i can't tell

00:20:41.760 right because i'm not paying attention to it he drowns in puss first of all never has any problem 0.77

00:20:46.640 he hits on everyone like he's very like uh casual and very like nice and like normal and the way 0.95

00:20:54.200 women are like oh my god like about everything even one time we were going to dinner together 1.00

00:20:59.460 a few times and i like probably one time i was like can you like keep it in your fucking pants for 0.99

00:21:04.760 one meal one meal chill out for one yeah and it's literally because he just doesn't care it's like 0.98

00:21:10.760 him how tall he is doesn't play a factor it doesn't play a role yeah take listen up yeah every time i

00:21:16.380 make fun of short guys like i do get that was one of the things i got forever they're like called me a

00:21:20.540 body shamer for her goal let's go yeah making fun of guys being short which i'm like i have very

00:21:27.020 distinctly and obviously said that if you are short as a man like a straight cis man you cannot be

00:21:34.180 terrible like that's the rule yes when you are terrible i will bring up the fact that you're

00:21:38.940 short that is your fault yeah you made me do it sorry you made me look look what you made me do

00:21:44.000 taylor swift yeah alexa look what you made me do and i was scared for one second there wasn't alexa

00:21:50.860 in here you never know every time i say that they do tell me like you made my alexa start playing

00:21:55.440 yeah i'm like yeah that's called magic yeah look it up come on wait let's go back to disneyland how

00:22:02.140 was your disney adventure yesterday amazing so i go with my two friends charlie and jordan and we

00:22:07.300 this is we just realized it's our fourth year going to disneyland anytime i come to la which you know

00:22:11.780 usually once or twice a year we plan a trip and we just do us three because i'm the disney one so

00:22:18.060 the first time we ever went i was like let me show you what to do and now they like get it have to

00:22:23.380 know the route yes we're on a schedule we get in we plan like i have a notes app before we go like

00:22:28.420 i i write down the snacks i want to try sorry um and yesterday it was the chocolate cookie

00:22:35.000 croissant oh it's flat not i'm not sure why um but it's amazing it was amazing uh marisa's treats

00:22:42.400 uh i and we got there we did we didn't do rope drop but we probably were there like 10 minutes later

00:22:48.940 tea yeah early early yeah and we we went all day thank you for voting i didn't i wasn't sure what

00:22:54.940 there was no fireworks yeah so i was like do i see the castle show or do i see the color show i said

00:22:59.720 world of color and i that's what we did and i've seen them all i've seen every show there so world of

00:23:04.040 color is one of my favorites if not my favorite besides the fireworks yeah it's so fun joy and all

00:23:09.700 that i'm going on yeah and i literally watch it and i feel like i'm like wow yes engineering is

00:23:15.280 amazing i love it i'm being blown away i'm eating a huge sundae being like oh my god like

00:23:21.920 truly living but then we were also so so tired we did something we've never done which is we started

00:23:27.700 at california went to disneyland and then we went back to california and the night tea because charlie

00:23:33.580 was like i want a beer i was like yeah of course yeah and they only sell liquor in yeah right there's

00:23:38.640 only like a few isn't there like a few things you can get maybe yeah i think there's like mixed drinks

00:23:42.880 there's margaritas there's beer but there's no there's no alcohol at all in disneyland no that's

00:23:48.400 how magic kingdom was in disney world but then they got the beauty and the beast uh and as i'm saying

00:23:54.200 this i'm just like you're so sick for knowing this kind of stuff you know i'm like the beauty and the

00:23:58.860 beast restaurant actually is wine so and there's a new pirate's bar so yeah so go ahead and jot that

00:24:07.120 questions but then when i worked at disney i thought i was like a disney adult which i which

00:24:12.620 i say i am but when you go there like and to work like different you're done yeah different vibe people

00:24:19.040 are like you say one thing wrong they're like did you just say splash mountain was at hollywood studios

00:24:24.580 that's like you know i mean like that's really interesting i have a tattoo of the whole park on my

00:24:29.760 back you know what's the funniest tattoo in the world to me that it's so messed up is that couple that

00:24:36.260 got the mickey and minis blue lives matter

00:24:38.400 they got them back here yeah pictures of that i've seen what were they nobody stopped them

00:24:45.380 no of course not like we want disney tattoos but we had to send a message

00:24:49.200 you were working at disney where'd you work were you like working rides or working i worked um

00:24:55.700 ride i worked the worst ride i think in disney history can you guess what it is it's closed now

00:25:00.060 no actually i can't because i wait is it um dinosaur no oh my god that one's scary

00:25:06.120 okay yeah i literally we went last year i love disney world i think the first time i went was

00:25:11.780 like a few years ago for like fucking playlist live which was this oh my god thing that is no 0.96

00:25:17.100 longer a thing and it shouldn't have been but it was fun because they did rent out universal for one

00:25:21.420 night which was awesome oh that's amazing so i got to like go on rides with no weights or whatever but

00:25:26.280 disney world last year my brother for his 21st birthday was like i want to go to disney world

00:25:30.620 because when we had gone a few years earlier he couldn't go because he had like football and stuff

00:25:34.620 so he's like i really want to go to disney world so we all went as a family did you drink around the

00:25:38.100 world at upcott we've tried multiple times to drink around the world the very first time we went i made

00:25:43.060 it to i think tokyo and then i was like i'm gonna die so i'm gonna have to stop um you gotta split 0.79

00:25:47.920 drinks i feel like that's what we found out because when we first did it we were all getting our own

00:25:52.580 so by the time i got to france i was literally i was like did you get a grand marnier slush no oh yes i

00:25:59.100 did get that one i will say i will say we were drinking like we started on canada we started on

00:26:05.100 canada okay people have very strong opinions about where to start yeah we started on canada first

00:26:09.540 and like the very first time we ever went and i remember by the time we got to london i was 0.98

00:26:13.700 fighting with my fiancee like we were fighting because we'd been drinking and he was fucking 0.98

00:26:17.040 annoying me and then we went to by the time we got to france yeah and i've got still fighting 0.80

00:26:22.180 still annoyed at each other i was like whatever i don't care and we were like standing apart from each

00:26:27.540 other and then we were waiting in line for ratatouille because remy like ratatouille is one

00:26:32.380 of my favorite disney movies so obviously we had to go on the ride so we were waiting in the line

00:26:35.640 and we were i was like like we were like mad at each other and then someone recognized me that was

00:26:41.440 running the ride and then they came up and they were like hey come here and then they they took my

00:26:45.860 whole family out of line and they gave us um like genie passes or whatever for yes and then they

00:26:51.020 were like you can skip the line here like you could go up front and then all of a sudden me and

00:26:54.520 my fiancee not mad anymore we were like okay fight over that's disney magic that's disney magic

00:27:00.580 working that's so good curse too like i feel like disney fight and then it can have the same miami

00:27:05.040 curse yeah you know what i mean like you fight and break up yes yeah obviously we didn't break up we

00:27:10.400 were just beefing and i don't even remember over what it was some bullshit though that is i know that 0.86

00:27:14.940 some it is the disney world experience i would i would love to drink around the world with you and 0.60

00:27:19.460 your family i would love to now that i know we don't have many it's like me and britney

00:27:23.360 yeah we've been trying to bully caleb into going he like refuses i was like caleb you have to go

00:27:29.160 with us at least once he makes fun of my disney adult i remember i did a show where he was making

00:27:33.200 fun of me and from the side of the stage i went gorsh and he went no not gorsh and i was laughing

00:27:37.200 so hard i was like oh no he said no maggie don't do that he i don't he would hate it though he would

00:27:44.920 but that's what i'm saying you have to do it with us because you love us and if you love us prove it

00:27:50.160 wear a grumpy shirt you have to participate in our culture that's our culture he has to

00:27:54.080 participate yeah come on yeah i think that's fair wait so which ride did you end up working

00:27:58.120 stitches great escape um yeah right do you know that it's closed it wasn't there when you were

00:28:04.900 there last year yeah it was so first it was alien okay in magic kingdom into marlin which alien was

00:28:11.080 like too scary like you thought you were getting attacked okay and they're like what if we switch it

00:28:15.660 and make it nicer instead of you're getting attacked by an alien you're getting attacked by

00:28:19.000 stitch attacked meaning it's not a ride even he burps on you he um spits on you okay he's running

00:28:27.760 around it's a prequel to the movie there's no lilo involved oh so it's just when he's being crazy

00:28:32.600 yeah it's like six to six escaped we have to get him back the very end he ends up in the castle

00:28:39.760 and and cinderella you hear like a voice she's like oh and he's like like i was a space i watched

00:28:46.420 i did that and the people mover which i'm sad disneyland doesn't have just like the little car

00:28:50.560 that yeah the people mover yeah um those you know what's funny is i rode tron for the first time

00:28:57.020 last time we went so fun yeah so short but so fun yeah we wrote it and we were on a tour so like

00:29:03.880 they were like do you want to ride it again and we were like yeah why not and like we were like it was

00:29:08.800 like my whole family and like our friends and stuff and we're all coupled up and like my man

00:29:13.120 was with me yes you know how like you have to lay on it like you have to straddle like a horse yes

00:29:17.100 like we literally he was like oh we're running again i go yeah he goes i don't really like this

00:29:22.560 position like it feels like vulnerable i go oh you don't like yeah oh someone doesn't like being

00:29:28.880 vulnerable on all fours interesting you're on a ride i mean every i killed everyone with that joke i

00:29:33.880 don't like she was laughing because her husband was there i told my oh you don't like it yeah i was

00:29:39.680 like oh does it feel maybe vulnerable to be on all fours and toot it up yeah to touching is exhausting

00:29:46.120 isn't it oh yeah that's and maintain the arch while you do it how's that oh i that's my dream it

00:29:53.240 obviously is to do a tour or vip um and i was then you just gotta come with me i know well i told my

00:30:00.260 family i was you will know that i felt like i've made it when i can bring you guys that's actually

00:30:04.520 so on vip and they're like okay when i go well not soon but we're actually going in a couple weeks

00:30:13.360 with my whole family with my nieces and nephews oh my gosh how fun and they're like like i'm

00:30:19.280 planning obviously me and my mom every second we're planning like so it's like we're it's gonna

00:30:23.060 be fine but it's funny like now that there's kids involved we have to be like somebody's right

00:30:27.480 like what are we gonna do with the kids when they can't go on tower terror like i'm going on

00:30:30.980 that's my favorite ride you know so what are you gonna do what are you guys gonna do my mom's like

00:30:35.120 i'll bring them to like you need to be i'm like great whatever okay mom but one day you'll take

00:30:38.840 that one perfect one day i'm gonna be like tower terror is fun the best at at disney world yeah it's

00:30:43.920 my so guardians i like the music but i'm like guardians is fun yes it is i do like the music but

00:30:49.680 tower terror is like classic oh my god yeah yeah there's a movie that is true but it also is

00:30:55.800 messed up because you're like watching a child get electrocuted so that's kind of fucked up you're 0.96

00:30:59.540 like wait what the hell i like the what's the rock and roll roller coaster exactly rock and roll 0.98

00:31:04.380 roller coaster which they're changing i guess from aerosmith you walk in they're like welcome to the

00:31:09.920 and it's funny because now you're like none of these kids know who aerosmith is it was fun yeah

00:31:16.500 that one's short too that one shocked me i did not know it was gonna go that fast like and

00:31:22.740 the first time we ever rode that one too we like finished and sometimes and this is not me bragging

00:31:29.420 this is just a fact sometimes people will be like i'm a huge fan do you want to write again like

00:31:34.600 sometimes that happens but it's not often but this time we pulled up and it was a a dude and he was

00:31:41.000 like do you guys want to write again and we were like yeah and then he goes nice hair by the way to

00:31:45.600 my man and he was like oh thanks he goes looks really good that's why you got to write again yeah i was

00:31:50.400 like we got to write again because he was flirting with him and he was like hottie alert okay they can

00:31:55.660 go oh my you're like you follow my stuff he's like no the hair yeah and now he's like no you're a man 0.96

00:31:59.880 bitch no not you who are you not you i'll go oh my god i love that you love disneyland like yes 0.98

00:32:08.040 that speaks to my spirit i love it and i don't i just don't care like people like that's why the 0.97

00:32:12.800 subway takes of it i was like this is supposed to be i don't this is my subway take of subway takes

00:32:18.340 is it have an opinion that like people i'm not gonna like call anybody out that not that they

00:32:23.100 know who i am but some people just do their like the stupidest thing where they're like be nice to

00:32:26.780 each other it's like yeah of course racism's bad yeah you're like no like that's not a hot take 0.98

00:32:34.320 have something missy and marty did what do you know they the one where they said a couple shouldn't go

00:32:40.180 eat at restaurants obviously they're kidding and people were like me and my wife want to go to

00:32:44.340 oh so me and my loving partner of 20 years can't go eat okay i'm in a loving monogamous 0.97

00:32:49.860 relationship i'm going to get married i thought the shit was funny it was a joke yeah like it's 0.97

00:32:53.620 obviously a joke but if it's not that's even funnier exactly nobody's being oppressed for being in a 0.99

00:32:58.720 couple unless you're gay yeah in that in that case they are in the comments they would make you think 0.73

00:33:04.520 yeah like that and it was only straight people saying yes and i was like texting them i was like 0.91

00:33:08.560 welcome to getting your like beat the hell up on subway the subway takes of it all you're right yeah in

00:33:14.160 fact i thought of one i thought of one recently like a take i had that i think is is fun a fun

00:33:22.240 hot take that's not like offensive or oppressive but it did start a war when i did post about it

00:33:27.740 because when i used to tweet i used to love twitter but i deleted it years ago because it's annoying

00:33:31.360 same and gross now but like at the time one time at one point it was fun and it was when we were all

00:33:36.740 watching like the oscars and we were just tweeting yeah like oh my gosh or the game of thrones finale

00:33:40.780 like things like that me being like this sucks yeah exactly me fighting yeah on behalf of daenerys 0.67

00:33:46.440 targaryen right me acting like her counsel but i i remember one time i tweeted while i was doing this

00:33:51.820 for a living i tweeted like peanut butter and jelly is the worst sandwich combination in the history of

00:33:57.920 sandwiches and one day y'all will be brave enough to have that conversation with me and the the uproar 0.95

00:34:03.580 it started was like that's what i loved about twitter was like bullshit like that like we could debate 0.99

00:34:08.580 about shit like that and then it got less fun when someone they started saying shit like and this is 0.99

00:34:14.240 a direct quote that it was classist of me to believe that because some people can only afford peanut 0.99

00:34:19.620 butter and jelly it's yeah it's it's the most like i was like okay humor is dead um silliness is dead 0.83

00:34:26.520 nobody can be silly like nobody can be silly you can't be silly it's illegal for women especially to 1.00

00:34:30.940 be silly nice try you're gonna be silly that's a privilege you're like oh my god and i was like 0.98

00:34:37.820 okay i grew up broke too and that means and i hate it so now what it's the problem of the left is like 0.97

00:34:42.800 we me going i have the problem of the left actually like yeah we're right yeah we're trying to end each

00:34:49.420 other we're policing we're all saying a cab we're policing each other hello you guys all have mickey

00:34:55.060 mouse blue lives matter tattoos and i can see it two steps yeah i just start commenting that photo

00:35:00.820 people are like what does this mean yeah you're policing me um no yeah me when i'm this me oh my 0.97

00:35:06.160 god me when i'm annoying and it's fucking true like let's let a bitch be funny yeah let's joke let's be 1.00

00:35:14.360 silly and if you and this is what i do like go to your group chat right if you don't have one go to 0.99

00:35:19.520 therapy um sorry uh no but it is like well if you don't have one that means you don't have friends 1.00

00:35:24.700 and you know why because you're fucking annoying yeah that's why you're brutal you don't know how 0.99

00:35:28.580 to take a joke you don't know how to joke like sometimes when people ask me they're like how do 0.99

00:35:32.860 i make friends like brenny and caleb i go when you say friends like brenny and caleb do you mean

00:35:36.560 how can i be friends with brenny and caleb because i don't know how to tell you that yeah i can't tell

00:35:40.380 that to you but on the other side on the other side of it i think they just mean the closeness of

00:35:44.540 friendship like you have a lot of really close friends too like adult friends like we're all adults

00:35:48.440 and i so do i and i i really do think i'm like i think the younger generation struggles with

00:35:53.360 that yes possibly partially because of covid yeah but also i think because of the fact that

00:35:58.200 everybody is so um righteous and like the things they think and say even if we're aligned on

00:36:03.680 everything morally yes like some people can be so righteous and come off very judgmental yeah and

00:36:09.500 it's like how do you foster community like that when you don't allow room for growth exactly you

00:36:14.080 have to let people yeah make mistakes yeah obviously there is nuance there's things that we're going to

00:36:19.300 be like well that's you you're never going to be forgiven for that right exactly why did my mind

00:36:23.620 go harvey weinstein which is like the one my example where i'm like that one's true though that one's

00:36:28.220 like that's done yeah then there's things yeah that we can be like let's yeah exactly there's things

00:36:33.440 that matter but you have to go out and make friends it's fun yeah and like allow people the space to

00:36:39.760 breathe i guess that's my point like and i also i've said this before too because we're older i'm 30

00:36:44.620 how old are you 35 35 period you look great period by the way the girls on connor's tour of like 28 and

00:36:50.320 i go exactly when we like uh grew up right like we were in high school around the same time too like

00:36:57.120 i i i was like having this conversation once where i'm like it must it's a privilege and a and a

00:37:03.420 wonderful thing that you're growing up in a time where you understand certain things shouldn't be

00:37:08.400 joked about in a certain way which is not something that we had back in the day so like now are

00:37:14.200 there are things that i used to laugh at when i was in high school that are not funny and i know

00:37:18.040 that now because now i'm no longer an underdeveloped teen exactly but now that i'm an adult i know

00:37:22.520 what's funny and what's not and i know where the lines are right exactly but i think young people

00:37:26.780 growing up now think like oh well everybody knows that when they look like they try to go back 20

00:37:32.880 years and be like why would you ever ever joke about that and it's like well because at the time

00:37:38.280 it was different and it doesn't make it okay that's just the truth yes right know that i've grown if i was

00:37:43.020 if i was like that's funny then and now it's like okay well no yeah that's different yeah and that's

00:37:47.260 why you said context and nuance is important and unfortunately it's dead like on the internet

00:37:51.020 it doesn't exist bring it back it's so hard like it's it's hard to joke about stuff in a way that's

00:37:56.880 like a perfect example would be like sometimes i'll joke about things and i'm like if i gave that joke

00:38:02.640 yeah to a white straight guy doing stand-up he'd have a special tomorrow yeah he'd sell out 0.91

00:38:07.800 madison square garden yes off my fucking joke but if i tell it it must be a deeper thing that i 0.98

00:38:13.960 must believe because women just can't be funny exactly women can't just be funny they also have 1.00

00:38:19.280 to be like so tied to their empathy that everything i say and do is a reflection i'm exhausted of my

00:38:24.040 deepest darkest beliefs like you know what i'm saying a million percent even if i tell you

00:38:28.260 oh my god yeah so it can be frustrating yeah oh that's why the internet is is terrible in a lot

00:38:33.400 of ways yes because it's created that environment in the last like year like it's like i'm getting

00:38:37.840 the brick i'm like this that's not sponsored i got the brick the brick out because i'm like i need to

00:38:42.980 just like the comments don't even have to be negative but that they're just like a little weird

00:38:47.260 you're like this is still throwing me off today right i agree like it's the same yeah i read i wish

00:38:52.700 i could remember anything like people will always be like oh i read this article by so-and-so from this

00:38:56.660 i'm like i read this thing once don't know where it was don't know where it's from but i do know i read it

00:39:00.860 but i do know and it was like the about onion bagels like you could tweet like i love onion

00:39:05.680 bagels and someone will immediately be like and what about everything and even them it's not even

00:39:11.220 like necessarily they're like super negative but it's like it's enough for you where you're like

00:39:15.200 oh no i gotta argue about that or like now i'm in a bad place well they're like i don't know that

00:39:19.640 just feels like really insensitive to do that because some people with celiac can't eat gluten and

00:39:25.700 most bagels have gluten yeah then go to celiac twitter i don't know what to say

00:39:31.260 oh oh it was just a joke about peanut butter and jelly like that's literally why i was like it was

00:39:36.340 a joke about peanut butter and jelly and and how i just don't like that no that actually yours was 0.95

00:39:40.140 fucked up and you should be canceled i know a lot of people are shocked to hear that i hate that 0.96

00:39:45.400 sandwich combo but it's true i have since i was a kid i do like it but you know what's crazy is i 0.99

00:39:50.600 liked it even more when you would like make it and then it would like be in your locker for like

00:39:55.280 two hours and it's all soft yeah it's like warm that's twisted yeah i liked it i do like grape

00:40:03.020 jelly too which is like i think not what you're supposed to like yeah i think a lot of people

00:40:06.960 like strawberry yeah tea so whatever you guys like is what i like and also and even like uh they're 0.53

00:40:13.600 like you gotta try like did you try crunchy peanut butter did you try sourdough bitch i've tried it all 1.00

00:40:20.000 a sandwich of sourdough no it's just white bread i really just genuinely think it's nightmare

00:40:25.600 textures combined and i think you like soft i don't mind soft it's just like gooey and gloopy

00:40:31.440 and there's no meat in it like i was like there's no protein in it there's no veggie there's no nothing

00:40:35.580 of all the sandwich combos in the world yeah like you're telling me peanut butter and jelly

00:40:40.480 sits on the same tier as like a french dip no they're very no that's my point though that's what

00:40:46.740 i'm saying like if all the sandwich combos no no no yeah there's no way like if all like all of the

00:40:53.040 choices like and every single person is like oh it's nostalgic that's not what i'm talking about

00:40:56.920 no we're talking about off the table i'm talking about whether it can hold its own if we go to the

00:41:01.740 deli what that has like you know yeah like subs with turkey italian whatever and you're going i'm

00:41:07.880 gonna get the pv and j i'm walking out yeah exactly if we're in your house and you're like

00:41:12.480 oh i want to click i'm hungry i pv and j that's fine but i understand if you're or if we're ordering 0.99

00:41:17.480 you're a kid that's okay too yeah if you're a kid well no if you're a kid extra fuck you 0.98

00:41:22.480 my niece is like let me get the french dip i'm like you're vegetarian babe my niece is vegetarian 0.99

00:41:28.420 isn't that crazy really my choice or no uh her my brother and sister-in-law are vegetarian

00:41:33.600 vegetarian and their kind of thing which i think is cool is like they're like our house is

00:41:36.960 vegetarian so at a certain age she might be like i want to try meat actually she did try meat at her

00:41:42.260 school they gave her ham um on accident but i think she's like but she's very cute with us she'll be

00:41:47.620 like i'm vegetarian and i'm like yeah great i love that about her i know she gets something like a

00:41:53.640 little quirk yeah first quirk oh i mean they're already like my brothers live backyard to backyard

00:42:00.400 oh that's so nice which is your family lives very close yeah we all live like two minutes from each

00:42:04.760 other which is my dream i would love to buy a house like on their block i love that yeah you're close

00:42:09.640 to your family like us very close are you in your do you have two brothers or two older brothers

00:42:13.180 bart and liam bart liam maggie we're almost the simpsons i say this a lot um but bart was born before

00:42:20.680 the simpsons came out so we're family names but it just happens to be bart and maggie

00:42:24.080 interesting so they copied you guys yeah they copied us yeah um they're they're yeah they're like

00:42:29.140 we're very close we're five and eight years apart when i was younger of course i was like i want a

00:42:33.160 sister i hate you guys and now we're best friends they're very funny they're very um they're very like 0.55

00:42:39.860 sweet boys it's good to have i called my brother i did call him violently straight at one point 0.85

00:42:45.480 in a sense that i never have questioned his sexuality right i didn't mean toxically i'm

00:42:51.100 violently and he was he's still pissed every day oh i'm violently straight and his son painted his 0.59

00:42:56.940 nail he goes is this violently straight i said kind of yeah the fact that you're showing it to

00:43:00.660 me yes he's they're they're great yeah we they directed my solo show and like we write stuff

00:43:05.740 together that's so awesome they're cool that's so funny yours is uh your family's kind of the

00:43:10.140 opposite of mine like ours is two older girls yes youngest boy yeah so your parents wanted a girl

00:43:14.760 or did they uh i think they no i think they did i think they because they didn't know until i was

00:43:20.700 born and i was born on april fool's day whoa and i came out and the doctor was like it's a girl my mom

00:43:25.460 was like yeah all right bitch like it's a boy and they were like no it's a girl and they but then my 1.00

00:43:29.440 mom called my grandpa and my grandpa told my brothers who he was watching that i was twin boys 0.99

00:43:34.100 so they were like yes and then i came home and they were like fuck they're like that's a that's 0.98

00:43:39.920 actually a shitty girl yes this is a girl this is a girl what the hell we had like uh my mom my brother 0.99

00:43:47.280 is uh nine years younger than me and 11 years younger than my sister okay yeah so like quite a 0.96

00:43:51.440 significant age gap too but that was because my mom had the two of us unexpectedly okay and so my

00:43:56.580 brother was planned but my mom wanted a boy okay but my mom also didn't like she had no idea what 0.99

00:44:02.260 what the gender was obviously at a certain point but then like she said the night before she found

00:44:06.960 out the gender she had a dream that she was brushing my brother's hair like it was a boy and she was 0.89

00:44:12.220 brushing his hair and he looked exactly like how he did when he was born and this is obviously before

00:44:16.460 she had him and then she was like brushing his hair and she said she woke up crying and she goes i know

00:44:19.900 it's a boy i know it is and i know what he looks like and it was true i have goosebumps isn't that

00:44:24.700 crazy that is so sweet indigenous women intuition yes see i was like i saw you yeah she was like

00:44:30.420 trust me it's a boy she was so convicted oh my god like she was telling everyone that she saw him

00:44:37.460 is like i know it's not crazy yeah and it's funny because she was like no it's a boy even before she

00:44:41.900 found out yeah she's like it's a boy i just know it is oh my god i love when people are so wrong

00:44:47.320 when they're like you're showing big you're it's a boy and then it's like no it was a girl the whole

00:44:50.660 time the people that are just like like with the old yeah the old wives like i flipped a corner i 0.98

00:44:55.140 i never was a big baby were you guys big babies yeah uh i i wasn't um no but my brothers were i think

00:45:02.940 i was like seven pounds oh nice yeah my sister was a tiny baby and i still am um and now i'm 17

00:45:09.500 your brother was big yeah and i was big so like my mom the smallest baby was my sister who was the 0.90

00:45:15.620 oldest congrats so she was like congrats uh she was i think like eight pounds or something real 1.00

00:45:20.440 you're the oldest yeah can you believe that's okay and i'm saying this and this is exactly how

00:45:25.620 my brothers are my older brother is shorter than the middle one yeah people are always like well

00:45:30.100 you're clearly the older one and he's like because i'm taller yeah me too and i just did that to you 0.82

00:45:33.740 guys yeah that's so fucked up that's really i'm sorry yeah that's your prejudice yeah yeah um so 0.95

00:45:39.260 we uh i remember like she was like eight pounds i was almost 10 so i was nine pounds 12 ounces and 0.98

00:45:46.740 i was like your mom is such a little it's yeah she's so tiny yeah and i was like um 22 inches long or

00:45:52.300 something i was long as fuck so they knew i was gonna be tall and then my brother was 10 pounds 12 0.97

00:45:57.020 ounces so my brother was almost 11 oh my god yeah so he was a big ass baby yeah i don't remember what 0.97

00:46:02.140 my brother's weights were but i know they were big and my mom was like well especially your brother

00:46:05.940 who's six seven she'll remind them she'll be like i gave birth to you and you were huge and they're 1.00

00:46:09.620 like okay like yeah my man was like i think almost 12 pounds when my man was born so like he's big ass 0.85

00:46:15.820 baby and it was funny because when i look at like baby pictures of my man like when he was like three

00:46:21.720 he's like the size of an eight-year-old like and he's like he's always dressed like a dad because

00:46:27.260 those are the only clothes she could get to fit him like they were like small children clothes but

00:46:31.740 he was just like an old man like he was wearing like button downs and like he's in the deli ordering 0.97

00:46:36.280 the french tip yeah he's getting a french tip yeah if he ordered a french tip at the table it would 0.93

00:46:40.700 make sense because he was the he was the biggest baby i've ever seen like large ass baby you don't 0.85

00:46:47.820 want to have kids right no me neither yeah look at you and you're both your brothers had kids yeah 0.98

00:46:52.040 okay so that's lucky duck yeah i love him so much i know my sister's on the fence and she is a lesbian 0.95

00:46:56.820 and my brother is straight but i think he wants to be dead so i was like put your eggs in his 0.90

00:47:01.660 basket yeah yeah let's go yeah i found out pretty quick i was as like an adult that i didn't want

00:47:06.440 to have kids but i do want to be an aunt like you hearing about nieces and nephews it's the best

00:47:10.740 life i want i always like i want to be a fabulous aunt which i think i'm getting there where i just

00:47:14.760 like come in i'm like i was in paris i got you guys this and they're like no literally i said i

00:47:18.720 want to be a rich aunt like that's what i'm saying yeah i know caleb wants kids so i'm like

00:47:22.120 yeah perfect perfect yeah i mean i was like my other friends uh i know they want kids so i'm

00:47:27.380 like perfect perfect yeah i'm gonna be the best i have like a good group of friends from grade

00:47:31.820 school and high school oh love and they're all having kids now and i'm yeah i'm gaga that's what

00:47:36.180 my cute i was supposed to be geeky like maggie but my niece goes gaga i go awesome to hear um

00:47:42.740 so whatever you want queen yeah whatever you want and they are they're all so sweet but at the same

00:47:47.500 time i when we leave and everyone's like i have to go home and do bath time i'm like i get to go home

00:47:51.700 and watch plurbus like what you know what i mean like that felt like such an ad was like watch

00:47:56.780 plurbus on apple tv um you know what i mean like my brothers too like if we ever have a weekend as a

00:48:02.380 family and i get to like go home and like lay they're like oh my god like yeah i'm picking this

00:48:07.160 yeah no for real i i my i have two we have two dogs we have two frenchies i want a dog badly

00:48:13.200 i also love cats oh love i'm allergic oh damn but i love dog i love dogs and cats but i just think

00:48:21.120 dogs like are kind of more what i need because i know cats are very independent yes which is great

00:48:26.600 but i need something to need me like i was like i need so desperately for something to need me

00:48:30.840 so like i love uh having dogs and so like we have two frenchies oh and so they are very cute and they

00:48:37.300 are very i'll show you a picture right now i would love to see this is them stop what are their names

00:48:41.580 this is squid and this is tuna squid and tuna okay isn't that so cute i squid especially yeah

00:48:50.420 get over here squid yeah like you should hear me in the morning so i'm taking them i'm like squid

00:48:54.960 oh get over here and do you call them like 10 different names yes of course everyone who has

00:48:59.760 a dog to me is always like i'm like the dog's name is henry like

00:49:03.780 dason has a cat named henry she actually has two cats named yb and henry oh yb from coraline yes

00:49:11.380 making up i love coraline and she hates henry's name but that is unfortunately his name and that's 0.99

00:49:16.200 because her ex named it okay so she was like she goes that's why that name is stupid it's a stupid 0.99

00:49:22.260 ass name oh my god every time squid's a crowd pleaser every time i tell people my dog's name is squid 0.99

00:49:27.200 they're like oh my god that's such a good name i can't which is funny because i came up with squid 0.95

00:49:32.460 and my man came up with tuna so it really worked out together we were sitting up we had a cat growing

00:49:37.320 up which is crazy oh god when i like her and her name was smoochy oh cute smoochy cat which everyone 1.00

00:49:43.900 was like it should have been snowball like the symptoms because it's an all black cat and i was

00:49:46.840 like my mom went with smoochy smoochy cat it was so funny and then when she passed away i like came

00:49:54.260 back and i was like i want to get another cat and they got an allergy test and they're like the doctor

00:49:58.580 was like you're very allergic to cats and i got upset and she's like okay it's okay get a

00:50:02.440 small dog i go i was like get me the hell out of here a small dog that's that's very different 0.54

00:50:07.800 but you're right like i think if whenever i like a house and i want a dog that i can like

00:50:12.380 come home and they're like yes yeah that is true cats are just so independent and i and i had a cat

00:50:17.300 growing up i had a cat for like over 10 years what was their name his name was dexter dexter but my mom

00:50:22.960 has this weird thing about d names so like all of me and my siblings have the same exact initials so we're

00:50:27.720 all dta all of us and all of our animals we had as pets like we had quite a few pets growing up

00:50:34.000 um all dogs and cats for the most part but we did have a bird at one point my brother had a lizard at

00:50:38.700 one point like very weird we were my brother all brothers have a lizard yeah we had a lot of like

00:50:43.500 that dies under the lamp or something yeah what happened and then they're like i think it's still

00:50:47.360 in there like they haven't been checking on it like at all and like uh we i got the cat for my

00:50:54.140 birthday which i like was like cool with but i was kind of hoping for a dog but obviously i was a child

00:50:58.980 so i can't take care of the dog but we did have a snow dog at one point we had an english bulldog

00:51:04.860 we had two english bulldogs but one of them we found wandering it was very strange but like my cat i had

00:51:10.160 for a long ass time and i feel like he looked at me like a fat landlord like i was really like nothing 0.76

00:51:14.820 he was almost purely an outdoor cat which i know knock it off i was 12 like don't start with me

00:51:20.080 about this like cats should not be outdoors i know that i didn't know that obviously at the time

00:51:24.040 my cat was half outdoor it would it was he was like in and out it was scratch at the door and say let

00:51:27.620 me out yeah and he and he was prowling the neighborhood for all i knew oh but he was fixed

00:51:32.180 my cat was fixed you just go in the yard oh no mine like to walk the neighborhood but he always

00:51:36.360 came back oh my god and he would come inside he knew where home was yeah he knew he knows where

00:51:39.860 and his name was dexter and he did get ran over in my cul-de-sac oh after like having him and i

00:51:47.820 remember feeling so devastated when i found out because um you know there's always like one lady

00:51:53.560 in the neighborhood that's like neighborhood watch like she's she doesn't have a job but she knows

00:51:57.680 everything that's going on yeah so she's the one who brought my cat's body to my house but i remember

00:52:03.860 like when my mom told me the news i remember being like super upset even though i did love him but

00:52:09.520 like we did have a very strained relationship me and him like we didn't spend a ton of time i really

00:52:14.560 wanted him to cuddle with me i wanted to relate with me he just hated that like he never wanted

00:52:17.900 to do that and then morning that he got ran over i walked outside to go feed him like to out there 0.98

00:52:25.300 and like he had i had stepped on something squishy and i was like what the fuck no no no and then when 0.96

00:52:29.860 i turned on the light it was a dead bird and it was all bloody and it was all over my foot and i was 0.92

00:52:33.300 so disgusted i gagged and i had to pick it up and throw it away and then i was yelling at him and i was

00:52:37.420 like why would you do that even though i know it was like a gift yeah but i was like why would you 0.99

00:52:40.880 do that like it's all over me now and he just ate his food and fucked off he didn't care and then 0.99

00:52:44.480 then like he got ran over and then i couldn't stop crying because i really was like i the last thing i 0.97

00:52:50.000 said to him was to not bring me that bird oh so i had so much guilt in my heart when i was like 10

00:52:55.420 because i was so like oh my god it's a life lesson yeah i was like we had a fight

00:52:59.400 you never know it's the last time yeah and he was a siamese cat so he was real pretty

00:53:03.940 oh my god he's a pretty cat she would she would sleep like right here oh but then she was like

00:53:09.240 sometimes i want to pick her up she'd be like not now she also brought me a bird at one point so 1.00

00:53:13.380 then we had to get her a collar with a little bell because she was trying to get the bird 1.00

00:53:16.280 she's like we don't want we don't need that yeah i remember when she died i was like 22 and it's a

00:53:21.260 weird thing when you're like you're like upset and then your friends are like what's wrong

00:53:23.940 my cat died and they're like yeah okay um you know what i mean like you're like no this is my thing

00:53:28.580 it feels very serious but also unserious to other people yes you're like come take a shot you're

00:53:34.460 like okay and i wasn't home i was at college of all places yeah well what kind of dog would you want

00:53:41.040 i oh definitely obviously a rescue what if i was i want to make a little um i i don't know

00:53:48.460 a mutt i don't care yeah do you want i love i more so meant like big or small oh um no i knew

00:53:54.680 no no probably medium no i do know what kind i was asking what kind but you said foster so like

00:54:00.100 or well then you said what kind and i'm i panicked i won't lie i do love frenchies i do

00:54:04.300 i love them like not like wiener dogs but when they're like a mix and then they're like a little

00:54:08.640 bit bigger oh yeah i totally i totally know what you mean kind of like terrier mix like they look

00:54:13.660 like we need dogs but not you know that creator and we can cut this if abby oh yes yes i do know

00:54:20.120 her yeah well just in case it and you were like yeah don't no she has the cutest little dog

00:54:24.200 her little weenie dog yes yeah she's her name her dog's name's lady yes real her life i'm jealous 0.92

00:54:29.360 i was like and her like single girl new york apartment she comes to her dog and i'm like in

00:54:33.840 my parents attic like yeah one day i'll be there pinning to your vision board yes love that no i do

00:54:40.080 love a little dog like that's why like my dog's a rat dog yeah yeah not a rat dog but like a medium 0.99

00:54:46.240 yes small yeah i get what you mean that's how the frenchies are yeah exactly oh frenchies are so

00:54:51.240 cute yeah we fostered my tuna because tuna is deaf so like he's completely deaf but squid is not

00:54:57.340 to be like tuna yeah we have to we have certain signals like for him like to sit and stuff

00:55:02.760 shockingly but maybe not he was really easy to train when it came to eating because that's all 0.97

00:55:08.100 he gives a fuck i know about this like breakfast especially is like his favorite meal of the day 0.97

00:55:13.160 like he wakes up like oh my god i get to have breakfast today like kind of me too 0.99

00:55:18.280 yeah he's kind of real me and tuna are doing the same thing waking up excited

00:55:24.060 but he is like 100 deaf so like it is very sweet he's everybody's favorite dog when he comes over

00:55:32.780 because squid i love squid squid's very excitable like he's never mean never aggressive he's just like

00:55:38.420 very excitable and he does have alopecia so i think that does work against him so will he be bald

00:55:43.840 i he's balding right now but only on the back of his like butt but then it grew it was balding on 0.91

00:55:50.000 both sides and then it grew back in almost completely on one side and then the other side's getting bigger

00:55:54.680 i really have no idea whatever yeah and anytime i take them to the vet which is always obviously

00:55:59.840 they're always like i mean sometimes they do that like they're really unhelpful in a lot of ways but

00:56:07.420 what i was gonna say about my tuna like tuna my frenchie he recently we get them fixed and then

00:56:13.140 obviously i also get them this like soft palate surgery like they basically open their nose and

00:56:18.200 cut down that's what i've heard they can't really breathe well right yeah so i i got them both the

00:56:22.020 same surgery i can't breathe either i'm a frenchie as the person you're starting to really relate to

00:56:26.840 my frenchies yeah i come over i'm like laying with them and you're like and i never leave

00:56:31.380 you become our third frenchie oh my god that would be great that'd be what would you name me

00:56:36.900 i don't we were thinking about jellyfish if we got a third one that's me so we when we got tuna the

00:56:45.980 surgery recently he was doing great but like um because he is deaf he obviously relies on sight a

00:56:51.840 ton so he was on eight medications because a lot of them were sedatives because he's too excitable

00:56:58.480 oh because he's he can't hear so when there's a lot going on or he has a cone on or something it's

00:57:03.300 very overstimulating for him so he had to be on a lot of sedatives my point being he started just

00:57:07.960 pooping himself just randomly so i had to get doggy diapers right so he stopped rubbing poop on

00:57:13.300 everything and it was a torturous two or three days for a while like it was constantly changing the

00:57:18.880 diaper that's baby checking his right my point being we've already decided we don't want children 0.91

00:57:23.660 we just decided a long time ago shit like that literally and metaphorically speaking 0.99

00:57:28.820 i was like you know what that yeah now i i know for a fact that life's not for me no no fucking 0.99

00:57:35.540 way like he was rubbing shit on everything and when you watch the people that it is for them 0.98

00:57:40.360 i like watch them i'm like i don't have that me yes i agree i'm like you guys their arms are full 0.99

00:57:45.540 of their children's shit and they're like i love my life and you're like ah like you know what i mean 0.76

00:57:49.680 but like my friends who are mothers who like i just like watch them i'm like so amazed no me too 0.99

00:57:54.820 i'm like you have a superpower that i do not i don't have it yeah you have a superpower that i

00:57:58.820 do not have at all even my mom yeah like my mom is so gross not gross that like has the ability to 1.00

00:58:05.180 not be grossed out by anything i don't have that i don't have that we will cater the event

00:58:10.400 when we all hang out with the kids that's what our job will be exactly yeah i'm gonna get the best

00:58:15.360 christmas presents like birthday presents i'll get them like you know i'll do like fun make up a

00:58:21.600 holiday yeah they'll they'll come to you with their problems and you'll be like you should tell

00:58:25.820 your mom that's important i already have so much advice i want to give them yeah i'm like ready to

00:58:30.120 be like you're ready you don't have to be the drunkest at the party when you're 20 or you're

00:58:33.720 younger i started drinking at 16 oh so i'm like but i'm like you don't want to be the one whatever

00:58:37.900 this is we'll get to it later meaning me and my nephew and nieces like you'll address it one beer

00:58:44.040 you don't have to be like oh it's true yeah you got a lot of sage wisdom to pass off i'm ready i know

00:58:49.660 i agree and speaking of sage but maybe not wisdom oh i do have some fun facts about you

00:58:55.360 oh i knew this was coming yeah i'm a little nervous the fun facts are here and these ones

00:59:00.100 were done by laura this time and that's for the fans to know because amanda is on probation sometimes 1.00

00:59:06.800 because they're not no amanda is really good at finding facts but sometimes people go that's not

00:59:12.180 true and i go strike one okay so these ones were done by laura this time but okay first fun fact

00:59:19.480 it's this one says you were the first girl born in 80 years on your dad's side yeah and you were

00:59:29.040 born on april fool's day yes so my aunt that's crazy it was my aunt mary and then my dad and

00:59:34.880 uncles they had like my aunt had six boys my mom had two boys right there and then i they were just

00:59:40.200 like we're gonna have boys forever and then i was born on april fool's day so they were like

00:59:42.860 what the hell that's crazy i broke the curse and i was like the little baby angel girl for a while 0.66

00:59:48.760 it ends with you yeah it ends with me and then eventually my other uncle had a my girl cousin

00:59:54.760 grace so it was like interesting yeah isn't that wild and it's even funnier that you chose not to

00:59:59.660 have kids no that's not funny yeah i completed the prophecy by being born i know but then my brother

01:00:05.120 had a girl so oh okay okay yeah there you go that's good winnie winters my favorite name i know

01:00:11.040 it's great the name winnie for a baby is so cute our my great grandma was winifred so they were like

01:00:16.720 that is so fucking cute of course i love an old lady name yeah oh my full name is marguerite eleanor 0.92

01:00:22.780 winters love you're like she's about to die i'm like no i'm only 35 i love that though okay it says 0.90

01:00:29.720 your dad is obsessed with beans and really wants you to also like beans yes so he makes a 16 bean

01:00:38.260 soup yeah that's one of my stand-up jokes good good job um that's correct my dad and kind of my

01:00:45.020 whole family now like i just don't like beans i never have and i think they'd like any kind no 0.99

01:00:49.880 the most refried i say i can maybe fuck with you can you can stomach a refried yeah i just don't like 0.98

01:00:57.000 it's just the texture thing i just i'm not into it and they it drives my dad he's like beans are 0.99

01:01:02.160 good for you they are the you have to eat beans in your life and i'm like i just don't want to and

01:01:06.440 he's like he he's yeah and then for christmas my brother trolled me and got me a um that roll that

01:01:13.320 beautiful bean footage t-shirt you know um what's bush's baked beans yeah i'm wearing it every day it's

01:01:20.220 the comfiest shirt and people get beans i'm like i don't like them but i'm wearing it and it is ironic

01:01:25.160 that i'm wearing yes and you wouldn't know that do you like beans i like beans yeah most people do

01:01:29.860 most people are like i'm not like a bean freak no but i do like beans if you're vegan you have

01:01:35.240 to kind of be a bean that's true because my sister was vegan for a long time i wish she was in here 0.56

01:01:39.000 because one of the things we've made up on our what's funny is she was so i was like she oh she just

01:01:44.320 she's gone yeah she on our show together we've talked about like one time i was like well you

01:01:50.880 love beans yeah and she was like why are you saying it like that i was like you are you're

01:01:56.400 obsessed with you're nasty with the beans and it's because she was vegan for a long time so she was 0.98

01:02:00.520 like always fucking eating beans like yeah of any variety really but she was like really fucking with 1.00

01:02:06.180 i do love a bean salad yeah i've had a bean salad before and it's really yummy i'm scared you're just 0.99

01:02:11.720 not fucking with it it's funny that your dad gets so mad to the point where he's like sputtering 0.91

01:02:15.980 about you just he's literally like like it's like almost like to him it's like liking beans brushing 0.97

01:02:19.920 your teeth you have to do both you have to do both and he he makes so much i mean him and my mom are

01:02:25.600 vegetarian well he wouldn't say he's a vegetarian but he eats very vegetarian because she's vegetarian

01:02:30.100 okay um which she said god told her like five years ago she's like to be vegetarian that's in a

01:02:34.560 different podcast um that's a whole different podcast and they like make a ton of beans and i'm like

01:02:40.140 can you get me a rotisserie chicken like that's even funnier that your mom's only vegetarian because of

01:02:45.600 god well she like told she that's funny she said in a dream like god told her to be vegetarian

01:02:51.500 i i mean i believe she also told me because i think she was scared to tell me that part that she like

01:02:56.500 would listen to an npr thing and then i don't know either way she's a vegetarian and all my love

01:03:03.780 half my family is the other half were crazy for me and it's hard i really do find that shocking that

01:03:09.820 your family is from chicago and vegetarians well yeah like an oxymoron me it is like 0.85

01:03:15.500 i'm kind of like we gotta go let my dad will eat meat every once in a while and then he'll be

01:03:19.060 like i can't have meat for another six months i'm like yes you can i'm eating chicken every day

01:03:24.280 and i understand guys like there's problems with like the meat industry i i have a family that tells

01:03:30.300 me enough okay i'm trying to eat the good stuff but then sometimes i'm yeah taco taco bell is a good

01:03:37.280 one because they have so many bean things you know what i mean your dad hates taco bell i know i told you

01:03:42.420 but i mean like i just find that ironic your dad hates taco bell but because he'll make they do

01:03:48.140 have a lot of bean options there he eats like a bird that's overall not my thing that i'm not eating

01:03:54.840 like a bird ever and he's always like oh i'll just have a little hummus i'm like oh i'll eat hummus i

01:04:00.160 do like hummus chickpeas i like chickpeas i like hummus but i do need a chip to eat it with

01:04:05.020 of course oh he's having it like on top you think he's scooping it no i'm like dip i walk into my

01:04:10.480 dad has like a spoon like peanut butter on a spoon he eats peanut butter and jelly a lot vegetarian

01:04:16.260 well yeah yeah and if you think about it too like sometimes there's a lot of things that are like

01:04:21.780 oh like oreos are vegan amazing you know what i mean for who i don't know for yeah like they're

01:04:26.800 like vegan vegetarian my point being like you're like oh that's naturally healthier is what you think

01:04:31.800 that's not but then you think about like an oreo is vegan and that's you know well my parents eat

01:04:37.180 so much and i'm not like i'm not saying carbs are bad i get scared and i'm like don't come out but

01:04:42.260 um they eat tons of pasta pizza you know what i mean love that it's amazing at the very least you

01:04:48.660 have my dad's also getting the bread that's like straight up seat like birds are like trying to get 0.98

01:04:53.560 at it you know what i mean like it's so heavy and crunchy you're like what's going on here what is

01:04:57.620 he's a healthy guy yeah i can't i can't relate to that feeling except for carrie gold he slathers

01:05:03.760 that stuff like this thick i do love carrie gold so good i dm'd them this last year and i said put

01:05:09.760 me in the butter club now and they did i was like you just have to threaten brands put me in the

01:05:15.520 butter club now i have 40,000 followers now that's really good they sent me so much cool stuff holy

01:05:21.400 shit put her in the butter club it's so funny because i'm gonna leave here and do that yeah i actually

01:05:26.600 love carrie gold it's oh and like the swag they sent was the best swag i've ever gotten 0.98

01:05:31.240 and then they sent me a whole nother package of butter and cheese that's my demand yeah make

01:05:38.280 demand ask for what you want 2026 yeah yeah close mouths don't get fed no if you want carrie gold 1.00

01:05:44.140 you go ask for carrie gold you go straight to carrie gold if you want it i've i was uh talking about

01:05:50.460 this with caleb um because this is something my family and i joked about but like you i think

01:05:55.260 who's caleb yeah loosely familiar he's he's coming up and i'm really proud of him yeah he's

01:06:00.100 yeah good luck to him i hope he makes it one day uh i wish i could share his stuff i just am not

01:06:04.460 really into it yeah well yeah that's because of how he votes me every day that's why i'm not really

01:06:10.440 aligned morally um we were joking about this in ireland but i was telling him like 1.00

01:06:15.020 a real like big bitch meal like like my favorite kind of meal where i'm like eating like an asshole 1.00

01:06:22.060 yes right and and like my best example is um costco like love the way i used to eat at costco 0.99

01:06:29.660 i couldn't do it now because i would shit myself but like there was a time where i was trained like 0.61

01:06:35.780 almost training like a competitive eater yeah eating there because my man and i would literally get 0.54

01:06:40.860 a chicken bake each yes and you know how big they are yes so we get chicken bake each house it kill

01:06:47.420 it but we would also get i would get a soft pretzel like a big pretzel he would get a hot dog kill that

01:06:53.400 too obviously i'd have a large soda finish that i haven't had lunch yet yeah and then and then like

01:06:58.640 two hours later we would be like popeyes for dinner yeah and then we would eat popeyes i

01:07:05.220 so i ever seen a video of like keto people that were like i'm scared to even say it they'd be like

01:07:12.360 come to come to costco and get a keto meal they would take a hot dog out of the bun put it on the

01:07:17.240 pizza wrap it in the cheese take it off the like crust and eat it and i said i have to call i have to

01:07:24.060 put on my mickey mouse blue lives matter and call the police because this is very scary rolling a hot

01:07:30.580 dog grosser than just eating both things individually exactly that's like way grosser

01:07:34.900 and they were like look at this amazing idea and people do you want me to you want me to

01:07:37.700 wrap it in the cheese like cotton candy like yes going like this yes roll and also it's like i 0.68

01:07:43.600 understand fucked up foods of course like do that at home or bring it home and pretend you're eating 0.98

01:07:48.100 normal and then and don't post a video on the internet yeah like don't go in public i've ate crazy 0.99

01:07:53.380 shit when i was in college i was eating some of the craziest shit me too but it wasn't it was never 0.94

01:07:58.500 like that no it was in a real it was in a real like i i i don't care we're broke and i don't 0.99

01:08:04.900 right i want to have food before i go and i'm starving yes it was like death row meal like that's

01:08:09.740 how i was eating it was like 10 000 calories a sitting yes i was like really trying to hit that

01:08:14.560 number it was almost like i was trying to hit a quota at one point how i was eating yes but that 0.95

01:08:18.440 type of shit is like avoiding carbs which i think is like oh yeah they're like we're keto yeah which is 0.94

01:08:23.320 stupid or yeah whatever like that's almond mom likes two steps it's like a new wave of almond 1.00

01:08:28.260 mom yeah keto moms yeah and i just love that they're like this is our little fucked up and i 1.00

01:08:32.900 was like watching the video like you said this in one of your podcasts this is like totally different 0.91

01:08:36.700 thought but that you watch um a certain tv show oh like or like the mommy vloggers because it's not

01:08:41.860 your life yes and i watch a lot of yeah i watch a lot of shows that are like like i think i watch

01:08:48.140 the kardashians because i'm like this will never be my life so it's so interesting to me that they're

01:08:51.900 so rich and i love watching it it's anthropology really yes cultural anthropology studying it i'm like

01:08:56.400 this is amazing it is like that is how i feel about mommy vloggers like i see them all the time

01:09:00.720 and when i see those little like spend the morning with me as a mom of four i'm obsessed i love it

01:09:06.900 especially when they're moms like when they have a fuck ton of kids like i'm like yeah yeah i'm 0.87

01:09:12.340 watching this five minute vlog yes that's why i think if it's a comedian being like come with me to

01:09:15.900 a show i'd be like i'm already doing that well you know what's funny is i talked about this her name 0.96

01:09:20.220 is courtney but she's the girl who eats the sweet potato with the big ass block so i talked about her 1.00

01:09:26.560 i was calling her the plowman's lunch lady because she used to be like have a plowman's lunch and i 1.00

01:09:31.000 talked about it on this fucking show yes like midway last year nobody had ever heard of this girl 0.91

01:09:36.340 and i literally was like this lady eats just in insane combos like her combos are shocking and 1.00

01:09:45.120 she takes the biggest bites i've ever seen like it's real anaconda like unhinging the jaw like 1.00

01:09:51.480 it's almost like you could just take a smaller she just go to pick up the sweet potato is crazy 1.00

01:09:57.420 to put your mouth respect your entire mouth around the circumference of a sweet potato like okay bitch 1.00

01:10:03.520 i'm giving it off hats off to you hats off and i watched her once this is before she blew up because 0.99

01:10:08.220 she blew up recently but i watched her once i used to watch her for hours i would just scroll down

01:10:13.340 watch everyone and there was one where she was eating that that plowman's lunch thing like she 1.00

01:10:18.680 had just the most insane like those pickled onion balls she had like cheese and like the all those 0.99

01:10:24.700 weird little sauces she likes and and just a green onion eating it like a carrot that i was like that

01:10:29.560 to me that worries me the green onion thing is crazy and so then she's eating like that she goes oh i 0.96

01:10:34.360 need a drink and she reaches out camera and brings a drink and it's a ghost which is an energy drink

01:10:39.820 there's about 200 milligrams of caffeine in that hole blue raspberry flavored cracks it starts 1.00

01:10:44.940 chugging it i'm obsessed with this bitch her a reality show i'm obsessed with this bitch oh oh my 1.00

01:10:51.660 god and the funniest comments to me before she like blew up were like she would have comments like 1.00

01:10:56.500 you know i used to eat like this too and then i went to the doctor and i got diagnosed with pica so 0.99

01:11:00.660 you should probably go and get checked they would write shit like that holy shit why do you write 0.99

01:11:06.000 shit like this on people's i don't really think they're sharing the information they're like you 0.99

01:11:10.380 should go get checked like okay maybe she's just got a weird palette that's okay yes there was a weird 0.98

01:11:16.200 moment when like people were like everyone was diagnosing everyone with autism it's kind of still

01:11:21.400 happening oh totally i'd watch a video of someone like curling their hair and the first comment would 0.80

01:11:25.120 be like how you curled your hair maybe autistic and you're like you get either you're 11 0.86

01:11:30.400 relax wait can i talk about i really i think this is the right podcast to talk this about

01:11:37.860 my passion on my my for you page oh please please do you ever watch the guy friend friendliest catch

01:11:45.420 take the um things off crabs yes yes i have yeah the little like what are they called

01:11:52.100 mollusk or like something yeah barnacles barnacles yeah and he cuts them off i yes i was never into

01:11:58.880 like pimple popping but the way that he cracks and when tiktok was about to go down i go i need a 0.55

01:12:04.020 couple of those videos i was like download download download it's so he's like and he's like so funny

01:12:09.940 he's like let's get him off and i'm like this is the it's like the crunch i want to do that so bad

01:12:15.080 if that is a thing that i could do please i'm threatening him in the comments i'm like put me on the boat

01:12:20.960 now yes retinum oh you know what that that's similar have you seen the guy who does the cow

01:12:28.200 hooves like he gets white line lesions in their hooves like he like cut it to me rachel yeah i was 0.61

01:12:33.860 gonna say though if you like that barnacle thing i think you'll like holy shit because i was similar 0.90

01:12:38.020 to you where i didn't i don't like the pimple popper stuff but when i saw the cow hoof guy i said

01:12:44.100 now hold on yeah like then there is something for everybody let me look into this yeah and i was like

01:12:49.220 because i don't really care for asmr either no i don't like it and i especially don't like eating

01:12:53.520 ones i i really hate the noise of that stuff so like i don't like that kind of asmr i don't like 0.61

01:12:57.660 asmr at all really but that shit i was like there's something about this that i feel like yes and then 0.84

01:13:03.860 you start learning the terminologies like he's like white line lesion like this is a white line 0.98

01:13:07.240 lesion and then he'll like he'll like click off the little hoof oh i would love that yeah if you

01:13:13.280 like the barnacle guy i think i'm gonna love the calf the dairy hoof guy the dairy hoof it's like

01:13:17.560 dairy cows that's who he focuses on thank god and he like does voiceovers and like sometimes i'll hear

01:13:22.560 him going like also guys like i have been doing this for like well over 10 years like you guys don't

01:13:28.060 need to give me advice like once again there's people in the comments i was like let him do his

01:13:32.360 job they went to a farm one time they're like i actually yeah this cow has autism yeah same joke we

01:13:39.140 got yeah we got the way you clipped that poof i think you may have yeah oh my god no you guys

01:13:44.640 positive comments only 2026 i actually keep i need to tell people i'm having to break down

01:13:52.620 2026 2026 there's a new rule you can't comment anything negative on either of our profiles right

01:13:58.760 exactly that's the law that's the decree now i just wanted people to know yeah they should yeah

01:14:02.960 and also like i said this too because when i was in ireland for new year's i watched uh the

01:14:08.880 stranger things finale same now i wasn't in ireland though now i will say this i have never

01:14:15.280 watched that show i watched all of season three with my sister because she wanted to watch the

01:14:19.340 new season when you didn't see one or two no and i haven't watched since but they all wanted to

01:14:23.900 watch the finale and i'm someone who doesn't really care about spoilers so i was like yeah sure why not

01:14:28.020 and like i'm watching and i'm like who's that who's that and then halfway through i was explaining

01:14:32.760 stuff like i was like well clearly this is happening because like i know anything and i pointed i

01:14:38.300 like talked about it i was like these are my thoughts like these are just my random thoughts

01:14:41.080 as someone with no stake and hasn't watched the show literally ever oh and i had quite a few

01:14:45.400 thoughts but like they were real normal but i i like was messaging amanda about it because i was

01:14:51.140 like i have never seen this show and i had a blast i enjoyed myself i cried i i literally cried like i was

01:14:56.780 like oh my god they're just kids i never watched them when they were kids they were just kids like

01:15:02.140 you got it okay i felt moved sorry and so i talked about it i was like wow this is great

01:15:07.160 and amanda was like this is t i might do this with game of thrones and like just watch the finale and i

01:15:11.720 go honestly i'm enjoying things i do not understand in 2026 that's my new thing yes i don't understand

01:15:17.140 it i'm gonna enjoy it like yes that's what i think we should apply to these comments you don't

01:15:21.260 understand it that's okay like i didn't understand the plowman's lunch lady but i was enjoying her and if

01:15:25.600 you watch my video and you don't get it keep scrolling it's okay like enjoy it for what it is

01:15:30.040 the emoji the heart this that's and i'll know i'll go you didn't get it but you're here

01:15:34.660 that's awesome yeah i was like enjoying things i don't understand yes i think that's fun or moving

01:15:40.600 on from things that you don't want to get into yeah or just like not for me i was gonna say since

01:15:45.060 you're a disney adult do you have any fave disney creators like do you ever see any disney people

01:15:48.660 of course um i have a few suggestions um i do i just became friends with i think his name is jay

01:15:53.760 spence okay he fought he followed me and i was like oh like sometimes you don't i don't follow

01:15:59.700 people because i'm like i don't know you want to have a little follower i'm trying to be cool

01:16:03.600 guys i'm 35 um he like does all the food stuff and i was like i love like knowing what snacks to

01:16:08.600 eat i love that girl that works out at epcot and she looks like a princess i love if she goes walk

01:16:13.340 get ready to work out with me and she does a 10k and she's dressed like fully like aurora yes aurora 0.99

01:16:19.380 and then she spreads the glitter on her chest in another world in another world that's me

01:16:23.940 i like to say in an alternate timeline i have five kids i'm walking epcot every day yeah and a

01:16:30.320 matching bow yes and hair yes yeah i saw her tea i clocked her tea the other day yes i oh we have

01:16:37.780 to give it up for the part the plus size park hopper oh my god i love those if you come for them

01:16:43.600 come for me first for real although the rule is you have to be nice to me so good luck they are

01:16:49.540 doing the lord's work i love them they trigger people so bad and i'm like they're literally being

01:16:54.820 so sweet and so sim you could just be like oh that's not for me i'm i'm i'm jacked to hell i don't 0.55

01:16:59.080 need this instead people are like how dare you no i love jacked as hell i don't need this 0.80

01:17:07.600 can you imagine there's men there's men saying that i wish they would say that but the plus size

01:17:13.900 park hoppers if when i go to disney world if i see them i'll cry i love them they're so amazing

01:17:19.280 and they're also like on a very literal scale like they are making a difference like they are

01:17:24.560 genuinely giving information that matters it fucking matters some people are too afraid to 0.87

01:17:29.500 even try so it matters like that's what i was like it as corny as it sounds representation 0.93

01:17:34.280 fucking matters and universal like you're less likely to fit on rides as a bigger person just 0.76

01:17:39.040 how it is yeah and they're like let me show you and then this is my size and so it's like i can 0.98

01:17:43.760 save myself the embarrassment yeah that's why i said they're making a huge difference yes and they

01:17:47.980 they trigger people who are insecure and hate themselves like that's really the only people

01:17:51.840 they trigger but like i love them i think they're fucking awesome same some of my other favorite 0.58

01:17:55.760 disney creators say it blake's pop nook we love blake my sister and i love blake and i talked to him 0.69

01:18:00.880 recently i she's like a big pin collector okay and so i was actually messaging him the other day and i

01:18:06.020 was like i have some pins um do you want them like they're like limited edition like vip ones or

01:18:11.560 whatever and he was like i would love them i was like okay cool i'll give them to you

01:18:16.180 are you pin collector no but that's really sweet it is quite the world my mom is the one that got

01:18:21.420 me into disney and she like we would go to disney we never like got merch we weren't allowed to like

01:18:26.020 pin collect yes it's like which is almost like sicker you're like we're gonna go and like not

01:18:30.340 experience everything yeah we're gonna get edged like everything she's like you're gonna window shop

01:18:36.260 i know no truly like we weren't and there was nothing like in our house that was like disney

01:18:40.560 no same we're almost secret which is yes it's kind of sicker yeah but um i love like like yesterday

01:18:46.560 i bought a hat that has a little mickey on it i'm excited for that i kind of getting i think i was 0.84

01:18:50.620 like shamed right now i'm like i'm gonna wear my disney shit i don't care me too i have a tower 0.94

01:18:54.400 of terror shirt that looks like a rock and roll band okay t people are looking there going oh wait 0.97

01:18:58.560 that's disney i love the little hats i can't wear the ears unfortunately because they are too small

01:19:05.060 for my big head really yeah they hurt my head i have a big head and i have one girl my head

01:19:09.540 but it is true at the end of the day you're going i can't wear these well yeah and also my

01:19:12.800 head's like big for real like i think it doesn't look as big as it is but if i right but if i was

01:19:18.960 like if i bicked my whole head one day it would be enormous which is a feeling i get sometimes yeah

01:19:24.260 i'm close oh about two steps you know it depends on not today i don't want please yeah yeah i was like

01:19:30.160 i had you know had to come in today i'll save that for the weekend but i do love megan the magical

01:19:35.580 millennial she's awesome okay i'm gonna look up these people yeah i love when they go on the

01:19:39.380 disney cruises because i'm never gonna go on a cruise i don't i'm scared not scared but i just

01:19:44.060 don't yeah yeah being trapped on a ship is not my idea of a good time and i just i've seen titanic

01:19:49.260 i don't trust y'all even after titanic that one where everyone was like shitting themselves 0.88

01:19:54.320 because there was no like oh the poop cruise yes yeah or even amy bradley she went missing

01:19:58.320 on a cruise do you think she's alive no i honestly think she's dead okay which i did argue

01:20:02.460 with robbie hoffman about oh yeah you did robbie hoffman asked you're wrong yeah she was like okay

01:20:07.140 well you're super wrong so i'll just say why i'm not wrong and i was like okay that was such a wild

01:20:11.580 one oh i love yeah robbie is unreal i love her yeah me too but i think it's like i love the disney

01:20:19.560 adult like there's one girl i i used to watch all the time i don't even remember her name if i did i

01:20:23.840 would plug her and then she would get super famous it's for some reason that always happens

01:20:26.980 when i plug people on here but there was a disney splinters you're like you're on the podcast girl

01:20:33.160 she um she lives it like in florida so she lived but she lives on those properties where they're not 1.00

01:20:40.140 the themed houses not celebration but they're like no but they're like on the property almost like it's

01:20:45.600 like those track homes you know they sell like track homes i'm telling you like if something wrong

01:20:49.940 goes goes wrong in my life i'm i'm done there pivoting there and i'm not not i'm not trying to be

01:20:54.340 rooted them it's like for me it would just be like i'm giving up on comedy and i'm blogging all

01:20:58.360 day long in disney oh there's a one girl that like she's like i live at disney and i like eat all the 1.00

01:21:03.120 food did you know that oh i probably i mean i'm sure i've seen her i i wish i need to remember

01:21:08.680 people's handles and names when i'm like yeah the girl i used to see she her husband was like a 0.99

01:21:13.280 firefighter or something so she was like he worked really weird hours so she was always going like

01:21:17.880 during she would go every day every single day and she would go to a different park and she would

01:21:22.120 always theme her outfit but not disney bounding she would just like do like one color and then

01:21:26.820 she would pick one little thing to like tag on her bag she wore the same outfit same vibe same theme

01:21:31.880 everything was exactly the same i was like it felt like that episode of spongebob where

01:21:35.260 squidward moves into that neighborhood and he does the same thing oh yeah that's like kind of what it

01:21:39.400 looked like oh my god yeah i was like how is it possible that this girl has a tennis skirt in every 1.00

01:21:44.960 color for every princess like what are the odds she's really trying yeah she's matching to the ears 0.67

01:21:49.100 to the little bag i had a lot of fun when i worked there but i also worked every holiday and every

01:21:53.740 night because when you're an intern yeah like they give you the worst ones yeah yeah so every holiday

01:21:59.940 and every night and at some point and then i was spending my days off back in the parks so it was

01:22:03.860 like 24 7 where i was like i have to go you know what i mean like i need a break i'm i'm everything's

01:22:09.180 mickey shaped that i'm eating i have five roommates like i don't know what i'm doing here and also like

01:22:14.760 i'm so pale and i get burnt so easily like florida it was not for me and like also orlando is

01:22:20.600 landlocked it's like if i'm gonna live in florida right i mean you're the ocean that's true um but

01:22:25.060 i did i yeah i was i worked like new year's eve and they did the the 10 9 8 like in fireworks that

01:22:32.100 was the coolest fireworks i ever saw damn although somebody tried to go on my ride like right before

01:22:35.860 midnight they're like we're gonna go on i go no oh well the fireworks are like well we don't really

01:22:40.140 know if i want to see them i was like please i want to see them which disney probably would have

01:22:43.400 hated that i did good thing you don't work there anymore yeah oh i had some of the most yeah that

01:22:48.900 was that was fun we went you know there's a subway below i have to ruin everybody's it's a night i hope

01:22:54.640 it's not still there i worked at subway too so when i came to disney and saw the subway i was like don't 0.98

01:22:58.920 you fucking bitch you're following me everywhere leave me alone they're like you want to be a 1.00

01:23:03.780 sandwich artist still no i don't when we went last year we also went to universal too so we yes we're 1.00

01:23:09.240 going to one yeah we did um the new epic thing like with how was it it was awesome we one of the

01:23:15.520 first rides we went on was the lady was explaining to us it's like it's kind of like a a seat where

01:23:21.000 like it swings yeah but like it's like a thing you can swing side to side and it has dragon wings on it

01:23:27.200 and if you swing hard enough at the right times you can flip all the way around but she was saying

01:23:31.680 it doesn't happen that often and we were like okay and i was like i'm not doing that because i'm

01:23:35.580 going to get motion sickness because it's also going like up and down at the same time so it's

01:23:39.300 like a lot but we were like yeah let's go on it and like one of the guys in our party he was like

01:23:44.440 i'm gonna try to do the flip thing and we were like okay so as we started he was rocking back and

01:23:49.800 forth like hard as hell to the point where they're like hey like okay enough for a second give it a

01:23:54.840 second and then it finally took off and he did it like three times in a row and then he said he was so

01:23:59.960 nauseous the whole time he couldn't enjoy it oh well yeah i was like well that's what you get for

01:24:02.680 showing off that's it for three times i bet you learned your lesson didn't you how how big is

01:24:06.740 the crew that you went with down there i think it was six eight nine ten ten of us okay my family

01:24:13.920 will be ten yeah it was like the perfect size okay yeah three children so those are like a little bit

01:24:18.800 yeah not as fun but we did do like the monster universe over there i've never done that one where

01:24:23.480 it's like frankenstein like yeah this one some of their rides are scary as hell like jurassic park 0.61

01:24:28.560 scary scary as fuck that king kong ride oh i haven't gone on the king kong oh girl i have 0.98

01:24:34.040 i have megalophobia so looking at that giant gorilla was a little what is megalophobia megalophobia is 0.98

01:24:39.520 when you're afraid of things that are like really really large but like things that aren't you had

01:24:42.520 another thing the other day yeah it was like a different thing yes my pal what did you say

01:24:47.280 it starts with an a oh no well i am agoraphobic but that's different i know what you're talking

01:24:54.340 about no what did i tell you something it was a different phobia i do watch yeah we'll fit well

01:25:01.060 we'll see we'll start a list if they tune into yours they'll see we'll start a list um oh my god

01:25:05.980 yeah so megalophobia is my big thing it's most mostly mammals like mammals that are too big yeah

01:25:10.480 so like i love the avatar movies like the blue alien ones but like when i do see their fake bodies

01:25:15.660 at like disney world and stuff i am a little afraid i know i am frightened looking on the river

01:25:19.300 ride when the big guy you're like they smell they're like we spent six million dollars on this

01:25:23.940 i'm like okay and then the little scary yeah yeah well and not the rest of the ride clearly

01:25:30.440 did you want the et ride we did and honestly really fucking cute it's the cutest is my sister was like 0.89

01:25:37.800 that was my favorite ride i was like of course it was we just made my nephew and niece watch it

01:25:43.760 because we're gonna go and they were like my niece is sick so she got it she was sobbing oh my

01:25:48.740 nephew was kind of like oh yeah and then my younger nephew who's three was like i don't care where's

01:25:53.280 ice cream like i don't care about this alien okay movie over when they say your name at the end

01:25:57.940 spoiler i know i know they only said um like the people on the end because we were our party was

01:26:05.080 split up racist okay yeah right no they really only said like the white people in our party's names

01:26:09.940 which is funny because one of them his name is steven that's the one who flipped they're like steven

01:26:13.620 we were like oh my god who said that because they didn't say everyone's names so it was only like

01:26:20.080 one or two freaky yeah so that one is so cute though it's so cute and it's old as hell that ride

01:26:26.120 i love it yeah i love it the whole thing is so cute and it's air conditioned so that's nice please

01:26:31.500 the indoor rides are nice we went on pirates yesterday because we were feeling hot yeah it was

01:26:35.340 just so we were just like oh in here like loving pirates yeah i'm loving the smell it's amazing i've

01:26:41.140 said before if you go on space mountain and you sit with your whole party sometimes if you're too

01:26:46.400 heavy they make you get off and split you up did you guys know that oh did y'all know that they have

01:26:51.580 a weight limit there holy one time me and all my family were sitting in one and then they were like

01:26:56.680 the guy was mind you this had already happened to us once where they made us deep yeah

01:27:00.540 too many big bodies on this one split them up and then they would like put someone in the back car 0.79

01:27:06.400 like so balanced which is humiliating but you know so we were used to it but then one time when we

01:27:12.360 pull up it's like when it stops right there it's like weighing it like they're like weighing it which

01:27:16.740 we didn't know so it's like stop there and then the guy that like goes like pulls the thing for you

01:27:21.300 he goes too heavy too heavy no not too heavy okay you guys are good that is not something they

01:27:28.420 probably don't want them to say that and then when we did take off we did cheer we were like we made

01:27:32.960 wait they have they have a big seat in the harry potter ride it's like three three normals and one

01:27:40.000 big and you know my ass tried to sit in normal they said and over here and over here i was like what 0.88

01:27:45.420 we have a special seat yeah no i noticed it i was like oh oh okay click like okay oh my god 0.99

01:27:52.140 no message received thank you and that one's like moving so they're like hurry

01:27:55.300 don't sit in that one oh my god yeah my my my plus side power covers would have told me

01:28:02.040 yeah it's weird should have checked in with them i know me too okay and we'll kind of go through

01:28:06.900 these oh this says you used to work in tomorrow land of disney world which talked about one time

01:28:11.200 had to cancel the parade due to weather and an angry customer yelled at her you're going down like

01:28:15.540 sears yes he said the parade's canceled i said dinner's lightning we don't want the performers to

01:28:20.340 get hurt he goes you're going down like sears and when i see you in the street i won't give you a

01:28:25.980 dollar and i was i had my college on my thing i was like well i just graduated college i don't think

01:28:30.800 so also sears what he said disney world was going down like sears to me i was like great and i have

01:28:37.180 to be like oh you specifically yeah me specifically and i had to say the thing we just go like have a

01:28:41.560 magical day it's like your way to be bitchy because you can't say anything mean all right sir 0.98

01:28:48.740 have a magical day a girl a woman came up to me she goes are all you cast members fucking and i was 1.00

01:28:54.020 just like 1.00

01:28:54.340 isn't that insane what kind of pervert like what are you doing 0.97

01:28:59.840 you're like you're not like interested you're like i don't care about mickey or anything 1.00

01:29:03.600 are these sickos having sex with each other are the people operating these heavy machinery rides 0.99

01:29:10.000 yes having sex with each other crazy there was a what would that information give you you think i 0.99

01:29:15.420 don't i was like okay i don't think i said anything also we had a christian night where

01:29:19.620 they would you had we couldn't do the um people mover because it got because the teens would like

01:29:25.940 get horny in the dark so they shut down the people mover they're like we're not doing this

01:29:31.500 right because the teens are a little handsy and we there's a camera we can see everything it's like 0.82

01:29:36.420 yeah they're left alone for two seconds in the dark they're like ah like isn't that sick and it

01:29:42.180 really you are not in the dark for that long no not that long at all people they take they took 0.96

01:29:46.240 what they could get yeah they made that 15 seconds oh my god too horny in the dark sorry got off guess

01:29:53.720 what no more people mover oh my god it was yeah it was fun oh we had like um when we were in high

01:30:01.300 school they used to have grad night yes and they used to like rent out disneyland so like

01:30:05.400 when i think the year before my sister graduated she was like one grade above me and my man was in the

01:30:11.220 same grade as her uh the year before that they changed the schedule so they put graduation after

01:30:17.380 grad night it used to be you know it used to be right after graduation like then you would go

01:30:20.840 straight to grad night but then they switched it because people were being insane at disneyland and

01:30:26.380 then so they use it as a threat like if you act insane you're not going to graduate you're not

01:30:31.140 going to walk so like it was like it had to be moved because people were being that bad at grad night

01:30:36.700 which is crazy already because they're already renting it out and putting a bunch of teens in there

01:30:40.740 which seems like bad already like disneyland it's like what are you gonna right and i also

01:30:44.760 had snuck into grad night at least three times before i even went because i figured out how to

01:30:49.100 do it and so my friends and i would just go and do it now i don't think you could do it if they did do

01:30:53.180 that to be like tell me how yeah but at the time like it was nice because then there's no line or

01:30:57.900 anything but we were also teens too so like we would blend in now i think i would stand out pretty

01:31:02.580 yeah but i do remember my senior year when we went to grad night um they only did california

01:31:10.860 because disneyland was like rented out for something else like it was like a celebration

01:31:14.340 whatever so they only did california which already kind of sucked but then they like roped off

01:31:21.020 flow's cafe you know in cars land why they roped off the whole thing they made it like a club

01:31:26.260 oh that's fun and then they were playing like the nastiest hip-hop music which i thought was like

01:31:32.400 shocking because it's in disneyland and i don't know who the dj was and don't get me wrong i was

01:31:37.500 shaking ass and that thing i just couldn't believe it now every time i walk by it i think about that 0.80

01:31:41.580 i was drinking a coke zero there yesterday in peace while my friend rode the cars ride for the 0.95

01:31:47.240 second time you know what's funny what i wore to my grad night too was like short shorts were in at

01:31:52.040 the time of course but i wore this t-shirt that my sister got me as like kind of a joke but like

01:31:57.360 unironically it was my favorite t-shirt like i'm a big fan of of like t-shirt like ugly t-shirts or

01:32:03.760 like funny ones yes and at the time it was this purple like acid wash color but it was had a giant

01:32:11.260 picture of an ostrich on it and i hate birds but like it was a very real life depiction of an ostrich

01:32:15.600 like it was scary like to look at and it's like big eye was like this big and it was like almost

01:32:20.500 like profile like that and what and so she she saw that she said she was gonna love it yeah she

01:32:25.880 literally was like she's gonna hate birds she's gonna love that yeah and so she sent it to me and

01:32:29.560 it was my favorite t-shirt i wore it all the time and i literally have pictures from my grad night i

01:32:33.900 wore that to grad night because i was like what's well what's my fun night i'm gonna wear my favorite

01:32:37.900 t-shirt yes be comfy my number one t-shirt and everybody was like oh like every time they'd see my 0.97

01:32:42.980 shirt i was like my sister got it for me my sister got it for me let's shake ass 0.99

01:32:47.560 i love i had a coke zero there yeah i did i was i was having a time of my life i had about six

01:32:56.820 coke zeros if i'm not if i'm being honest drinking like the bit like i'm having a blast like that's

01:33:02.580 one of those places where you really it's okay to lose track of how many sodas you've had we'd have

01:33:07.400 so many sodas we just like continued eating snacks yeah dehydration is key when you're walking around

01:33:12.740 people i was with were actually really annoying because they were so good they're like let's drink

01:33:15.520 water and i was like all right because we were also getting stoned so we were like that's the

01:33:19.420 only way to go to disneyland we tried to do well we did do mushrooms from my birthday one time but

01:33:24.460 then my friend jordan was like i had to sit under a tree now so we were next to the corndog castle for

01:33:29.480 an hour just being like you're okay grounding then we went to the iron credit coaster had the time of

01:33:36.660 our lives which is closed yesterday hate that but that's also like being high at disneyland now

01:33:42.340 the best the best i remember the first time i was ever high at disneyland when i took the tram

01:33:48.300 we were sitting there i felt like when what i imagine dogs feel like when they stick their head

01:33:53.060 out the window and they're going that's how it felt that's how soaring like when you're in soaring

01:33:57.480 you're just like i was like this is what it's all about or the swings you know the swings yeah

01:34:03.000 oh it's so nice one time though i did get the scaries uh from getting a little too high yeah

01:34:08.960 i greened out a little bit and we were going on soaring and i was like just the thought of flying

01:34:14.980 over anything simulated it was like stressing me out yeah so i was like you guys go on i'll i'm gonna

01:34:20.920 get off and i like i just like went out of the line and went and sat down i was like have to ground

01:34:25.080 otherwise i'm not going to be able to make it yeah you have to yeah so i was sitting there and then i

01:34:29.400 was really worried that i was going to just keep feeling like sick and like scared and then we were

01:34:34.540 sitting on the pier at that point everybody went on the incredible coaster and i was just sitting

01:34:38.100 there still trying to like not freak out yeah you know when you're like that's what that's what i

01:34:42.340 was doing just completely silent and then i smelled popcorn like disneyland popcorn and i was like

01:34:47.500 damn that smells good and then i had that and it healed me that's that snacks there will bring you 0.56

01:34:52.780 back and then i literally had the fun part of the high after oh my god you know you have to fight the 0.98

01:34:57.420 scary sometimes and then when you win you're like yes yeah i'm usually like a five milligram edible

01:35:03.140 girl but yesterday i was like i want to go crazy so i took 10 mind you the people i'm with

01:35:07.800 taking 30 40 50 i'm like you guys okay i was gonna say that's me but like i know my friends

01:35:12.360 are when i took 50 though that's when i got scared yeah so i knew reel it in you can never

01:35:16.900 subtract you can always add but you can never subtract yeah my friend jordan the funniest

01:35:21.900 story in the world is she was said she accidentally took 100 grams milligrams sorry grams um milligrams

01:35:27.180 on a plane and she said she took it and then at one point she looked up and was like i'm on a plane

01:35:31.860 and i was like that's she's like i didn't know what to do so i started coloring i'm like yeah

01:35:35.840 like you snuck in like she nobody knows i'm on a plane right now how did i get here i'm like that's

01:35:40.780 so funny um yeah we ate so much good snacks i'm trying to think of my favorite thing yeah i was

01:35:46.900 gonna say what was your croissant because it was like the cookie one right yeah it was smashed to

01:35:52.000 hell like in sugar it was so good i'm like what did they who did they come up with this who did they

01:35:56.760 come up with this what am i saying how did they come up with this um someone's be like what if it's a

01:36:00.920 croissant chocolate chip smash it like that's someone's idea and put it in a plastic thing

01:36:06.140 yes give it to them give it to them that's period um they have um what is it it's like a cinnamon

01:36:12.160 toffee i forget what it's called but it's like it's like days what's the name of that treat what

01:36:18.320 is it churro churro toffee oh yeah and it's like it looks like a little pop tart but it's not you

01:36:25.360 telling me about this today i know it's cinnamon dusted too uh toffee pop tart toffee pop tart

01:36:31.060 crazy also i really well it's toffee but it looks like a pop tart is my point i love how a lot of

01:36:36.220 places you can't get a normal cold brew yeah like it's like it has cold brew it's like yes or like

01:36:42.200 the one i got at smoke jumpers grill was like waffle cone pieces and caramel like waffle cone

01:36:47.000 what you know that they were like we have a lot of waffle cones what should we do and someone's

01:36:52.240 put it in the cold brew okay what what can we do what can we do throw out some ideas yeah

01:36:56.420 like have you ever tried that milk it's in the star yeah i'm not it's not my thing i've never

01:37:00.420 tried it i've tried the green and the blue really and i don't i couldn't tell you what they taste like

01:37:05.000 at all you know what i mean you're not moved they were cold no i was like i don't know what to

01:37:09.260 but actually in disney world you can get alcohol in them oh in your milk in your milk interesting

01:37:15.180 it's not real milk we've strayed so far from god i know oh disney disney world is like forget it

01:37:20.720 we're over like and i can't put the waffle cones and the liquor in the milk that i don't care and

01:37:25.560 that's what i love about california venture is they're like everything's liquor like and then

01:37:30.540 disneyland's like and not over here i'll just speed run ready please i'm ready uh didn't get

01:37:36.860 your driver's license until you were 31 okay uh solo comedy show marguerite explored your life

01:37:42.660 growing up in chicago and was directed by your two brothers yes which will hopefully be coming out

01:37:46.600 on youtube or somewhere yay very exciting i once took a french french pastry class where you learned

01:37:53.580 to make macarons that is a deep cut what the hell i did and then i thought i could make them i was

01:37:58.240 like making them for people and they were like these aren't like that good okay okay so killed

01:38:03.940 my dreams and my confidence uh went to a liberal arts high school and did summer camps at beverly arts

01:38:09.000 center yes i went to an all-girl catholic high school okay to liberal arts what it's like but they

01:38:14.020 were still catholic and then yeah every summer i was a little theater girl oh love i was in greece

01:38:18.520 and i was sandy oh t and then the next time but then i was in annie twice and i was pepper both times

01:38:23.680 and she's a bully orphan the big bully yeah the musical starts with molly like i'm having a

01:38:28.860 nightmare and she's like shut up yeah and they were like you get back to clean yeah exactly i just 0.65

01:38:33.940 watched annie recently oh yeah and that movie is crazy if you watch it again oh yeah like the part

01:38:38.920 where grace is telling daddy warbucks to adopt her yeah and then he's like no he's like i love money

01:38:45.680 i love capitalism and i said okay let him cook let him cook and then when he goes your teeth are

01:38:53.100 crooked yeah i forgot this part he says that yeah he goes your teeth are crooked and she goes oh i'll

01:38:58.040 get them fixed he goes no i like them leave them you know he's just always yelling at her daddy relax

01:39:02.700 i want to play miss hannigan that'd be my dream i can't sing whatever little girls 0.91

01:39:07.000 it'll be so fun i think you would kill thank you okay last one is you had emergency back surgery two

01:39:13.680 years ago yes i did i had caught aquina syndrome which is this crazy thing and my nerve is still

01:39:18.940 numb in my leg so you could kick me right in the leg i'll feel it but i i won't know exactly it's a

01:39:23.140 real um like what is it mr deeds kind of vibe yes oh my god like a foot um in my special i tell the

01:39:30.780 whole story so i'll you could save it for that so obviously you have to go watch maggie live yeah 0.94

01:39:35.080 and then you'll hear it and then you yeah then you'll hear it oh my god that's awesome well thank 0.97

01:39:40.280 you so much for coming on i can't believe this is a dream come true it was the fucking are you 0.99

01:39:43.560 sure i was meant to be here i mean we already wasted the footage so post it might as well use it 0.95

01:39:49.800 you know thank you so much you're the best thank you for coming i fucking love you i can't wait till

01:39:53.520 we go to disney together i'm excited i'm so excited we don't have many disney adult friends 0.53

01:39:57.700 we don't a lot of them they judge us but come out you guys come out we persevere we start we

01:40:02.660 stand strong we stand strong we're holding the front line yeah the thin disney line the blue line

01:40:07.540 oh i hit the mic thank you all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section show thank

01:40:13.000 you so much my amazing guest maggie winters where can everybody find you i am saggy splinters on all

01:40:18.580 platforms saggy with an ie yeah yeah and i have a podcast called literally life-changing was drew

01:40:24.240 yes which i think it will come out a little bit after this so you can you can have if you love it

01:40:28.700 you can be like i have more coming yeah obviously obviously follow that um and i'm on tour with

01:40:34.480 connor wood so i opened for him and so you can come see me and then leave when he comes on i'm just

01:40:40.400 kidding um yeah but do what you want i don't know you want actually no um thank you so much you're 0.56

01:40:45.400 the best thank you for fucking coming i love you love you you're hilarious and everyone should know 0.57

01:40:49.920 that obviously but thank you all so much for tuning into this episode don't forget new episodes of the 0.89

01:40:53.660 comment section drop every wednesday you can stream the comment section on all streaming platforms

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01:41:01.380 amazing guest maggie thank you so much to all of you and i'll see you next week bye

01:41:04.860 peace

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - January 28, 2026

COOL IT, SLUGGO Ft. Maggie Winters ｜ Episode 206

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