COOL IT, SLUGGO Ft. Maggie Winters | Episode 206
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Summary
On this episode of the comment section, we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious, maggie winters. She's a standup comic, writer, and all-round funny woman who's been around the block. She also happens to be a member of the cast of the standup comedy show "Sorry Me Your Babe" on Comedy Central.
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and i have the problem of the left actually like yeah we're right yeah we're trying to
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end each other we're policing we're all saying a cab we're policing each other
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you guys all have mickey mouse blue lives matter tattoos and i can see it two steps
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hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your babe
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everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the legendary
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the hilarious maggie winters oh my god and everyone does care about you so don't ever say that in front
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of me again you'd be surprised yeah depends on who's sitting in that chair that's someone who's
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someone on the pod's like great i'm with her well no sometimes depending on who it is they'll be like
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can you guys oh my gosh i love chaperone can you tell that other bitch to shut the fuck up
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on my show unfortunately you're gonna have to hear me talk honey it's gonna be my show yeah
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unfortunately i i am a huge part of it oh my god but i'm so happy to have you because they like oh
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i can't believe i'm here when i walked in and saw the set i was like maybe they don't know who i am
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and they somehow got tricked into having me here are you kidding yeah no i'm a one day one fan of you
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thank you are you kidding the world yeah i think you're the funniest ever oh god and i love funny
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women you know that about me i we're trying out here yeah i do feel like i make i'm making the
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joke too much on stage where i'm like yeah and i'm a woman and yeah we can be funny now and people
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are like look around like oh and i'm like no it's a joke like a joke because people say we're not
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and then like it's like if i have to explain it it's over yeah forget it yeah yeah forget it you're
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not the audience for me i get that sometimes i think some of my better jokes get lost in the in
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the shuffle of my like man hating yes you know sometimes i think people don't give me enough
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credit for oh this is a man i can actually i'm a i'm a big i love men oh oh you i'm big for men
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yeah oh no maggie winters for men that's kind of my
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i'm gonna go into it right away because yes so as you know in disney i went to disneyland that's
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true he's also a disney adult like me yes yes and that was my subway take and someone did say i had
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diabetes on my subway take just from me saying i was a disney adult it made me laugh so hard it was
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all kept you have diabetes and that's how you found out yeah that's via subway take comment i do
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i do make the joke now i go it was my doctor trying to get a hold of me um i'm a busy girl
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yesterday i was in me it was in toontown of course yeah of course and i was right under the gag factory
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which makes me laugh so hard yeah have to and my friend jordan said she's like i'm trying to get
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people to say instead of maga um gaga and i was like it's not gonna happen yeah i don't think
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that's gonna take i actually think i'm saying it wrong but she was like i want people to be like i
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wanted to change to gag like oh my god i was like and you're like you should workshop it a little bit
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i was like you need to get to the gag factory honey it's like the factory and something else yeah i
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actually warehouse the gag warehouse yeah the gag warehouse i just saw a tiktok of that like yes
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using that oh yeah that like audio i have audio yes the ball oh my god mickey and minnie's railway
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runaway it's so fun it's a blast i love that i remember the first time i went on that ride was
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at i think disney world was the first time i'd ever written that ride specifically and i was like ah
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kid ride and then when i got off i felt like that was amazing it's so sweet and i i'm a i'm a world
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girl yeah i worked there did you i did the college program yeah i was a space cop in tomorrowland so
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that and improv hand in hand hand in hand um so i everything i say this about a lot of myself
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anything that the world is like that's bad and cringe i'm kind of like i'm loving it like
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just like historically yeah like improv like everything i'm always like this is for me and
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people are like that's actually we don't like that i'm like awesome no we're not worried
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oh okay yeah me either but because i have like a hand tattoo before like you can get away with it
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yeah yeah i guess you have to just not dress you don't you can't have um a tattoo of it do you have
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any disney tattoos i do not me neither yeah well i haven't crossed that threshold but i think part
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of that is because all of my tattoos are like cultural so i'm a big this is probably a virgo part
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of me mentally ill depending on who you ask yeah it's like they all my tattoos have to match i want
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them all to be similar and very beautiful thank you i wish i had culture um no you are from chicago
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i am i'm from chicago so my brother this is funny they're probably gonna hate that i say this my
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brothers and like all their best friends when they were like 22 i think got the chicago flag tattoo
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when they were drunk right and now everyone's like you're a cop and they're like no i don't want
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because they've all happened here damn my brother and it's in the most cop place yes
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the outer bicep they're very much not that's not their style they are like union workers chicago so
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i'm like you can go with that but when you see the chicago flag on a man you're kind of like
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cop cop yeah my brother was like i kind of want to get a skeleton like coming out of it i was like you
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should yeah do something do something to get it going yeah edit it in some way or fashion big time
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my um parents really don't like tattoos and me and my two brothers have a bunch yeah are your
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parents like traditional i know your dad's irish yes is he irish catholic are they both catholic yes
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yeah of course irish we have chicago obviously my uncle's a priest are you kidding me we have a
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painting of jesus in the living room he's in the water for some reason in a towel dripping from his
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hands like this i'm going what is this they're like it's it's a beautiful painting of jesus i'm like
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he's sexy coming out of the water like you start strapping yeah i'm like i guess if you're trying
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to get me into religion like this is how to do it i guess that's the way to do it but they're very
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when i was like you know in my 20s i was like i'm not catholic and my dad was like well you are
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your irish catholic like it's culture and i was like great yeah well that's not okay no and he was
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like in the jewish way i was like whatever you have to say yeah all my love to you we do yeah we do
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we i told you we celebrate saint patrick's name like a big way yeah we start the day with
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catholic mass in my backyard in your backyard my uncle's obviously well i guess that kind of
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works when you have a plug aka a priest in your yeah i was like we do have plugs kind of everything
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it is it's really it's it's so it's such a goofy thing and we have church at home half half hour
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long we're not doing the full thing oh that's nice we can start drinking alcohol oh right okay well
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that's a true irish catholic to be honest and i really do think well i was gonna ask is drinking
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in samoan culture big or no it is i wouldn't say i mean there is something called mixing in
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polynesian culture i can't even say it's specifically someone because tongans do it a lot too but mixing
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is like kava so you like mix it in like normally it's a bucket but it's traditionally like a big
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wooden bowl but it's like a drink that quite honestly tastes like shit it tastes like dirt and
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water because that is what it is it's plant the root of a plant in water but it gives you um if you
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drink enough of it it like gives you this really numbing weird feeling almost like being high i'm
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in right now but it does get the bucket out that sounds awesome like that's like that's like their
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version of drinking but of course yeah they do love to drink yeah some people love to drink but like my
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family is one side of my family is like devout christian the other side is mormon mormon yeah but
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no catholics i'm locked in on the mormons yeah mormons they're so interesting they are fascinating
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and so like i did i actually were you raised no no no my parents were you raised at all what's going
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on my parents found me wandering in the backyard and just kind of brought like get her in here
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they laid down treats like sully did taboo and then i just walked in the house wait oh my god
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yeah so my dad's my dad was raised mormon and there is no alcohol in that no there's nothing
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they can't even women can't even show their shoulders they can't even drink uh caffeinated soda
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yeah yeah or juices after like on certain days but like my don't they all drink swig isn't that
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caffeinated that's what i that's what i'm confused about i don't know if the rules have been altered
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but like when i was a kid and i would go visit my mormon side they couldn't have anything with
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caffeine yeah they could drink coffee they would never drink coffee and they would never drink soda
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so it was a real they were things up like mormon people are big juice people they love juice
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don't know what that is but they do love juice it's true that's their version of like orange pineapple
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yeah just any any me trying to think of juices like orange apple
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forgetting all juice oh my god i we we only got orange juice and we loved orange juice and we
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would chug it and my dad would walk in and go cool it sluggo sluggo so me and my brothers
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did get the word sluggo tattooed on our arms we think it was so funny you know what's crazy say it
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me and my siblings have a have a tattoo of our dad but it's like a joke like also yes yeah yeah so
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like we also have matching tattoos as siblings so like my dad's very first tattoo ever was this um
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like almost like stick and poke but it was like tapped into him when he was living in samua and it's
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so small and it's on his shoulder my dad is humongous so the thing is like this big on his left shoulder
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girly low-key yes and it's like written script and it does 100 someone and he like hates it he's so
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embarrassed by it's all blown out because it was done by someone who was not a tattoo artist so like
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when we were fucked up one day we were like we should get a tattoo that says 75 someone because
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my dad's full my mom's half yes and we were like yeah yeah and then we did it so we all have that 75
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percent so i was like we did tattoo a bit on us because of our dad yeah so i'm with you and your
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siblings on that look at us that's fun you the mystery continues white americans would have about
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17 would be like 2 percent italian and then i get like 23 and me will take that away in like
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three weeks they like switch and you're like what am i yeah yeah i do have the irish i'm like 75
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irish but that'll change day to day yeah it does depend on who you ask who you said your dna to oh and
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you know my mom was like we're gonna do ancestry too like everyone has my blood and dna to get to
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the bottom of this yeah she's more like she wanted to connect like like a family tree interesting but
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she it's sad because at some point she'll be like i found out that our you know my cousin sisters
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whatever aunt she got in a car crash in arizona and you're like okay i never knew her i don't i'm
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scared that she's in a car crash they yearn to tell you news of people dying oh yeah they love to
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do that yes they're like do you remember so yeah she's dead yeah or she's pregnant can you believe
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that it's either or yeah it's funny because my fiance's mom is white she's a white woman yeah
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love her and she is like right at me as she said that right yeah profiling white woman you're about
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you're gonna be a mother-in-law i was like you guys are gonna have a lot in common
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she she's like my favorite person to tell news to like because the way she reacts is always
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you're kidding yeah no matter what it is it could be like this is on sale or someone died yeah and
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she'll be like drew you're lying to me and i'd be like no if you can believe it lisa it's true i'm dead
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serious if you if you can believe it my mom on the phone she's like stop what you're lying i go i go
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what happened nothing she goes nothing i go wait who died nobody like she's on the phone acting like
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no like can i say it like like she's getting the call about 9 11 and she gets off the phone
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no she's like oh they just you know they're at the grocery store what what was all that pageantry you
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were just engaging in i think maybe that was i was like i gotta be an actress this is awesome
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she needs attention and so do i oh badly yeah speaking of you uh being an actress we have we did
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chat about this on your pod as well a little bit because we were joking about reading for the same
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part yeah because maggie said are you i read for you for it and i go oh my god so did i and you're
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like probably for the same role and i said fat bitch at the party
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because i know they're making me one a thousand and i'll take it yeah i'll take it i will take
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let me look directly at the cameras i'll take any role right now i'm we're trying to book yes we will
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be twins and we'll make it work yeah we will make it work you will walk out of that room believing we
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are twins very different skin tones definitely twins yeah and you're saying we couldn't be related
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okay blended families don't exist exactly that's when you start turning it yeah i get that though
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i even i've joked before that like i bitched about not getting any casting call whatsoever not even a
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background role for moana the live action which kind of felt like they walked right by me that seems
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really i was like okay well one two the rock's already in it ali's kind of in it hello hello hello
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and so i bitched about it so much online like that got so much attention that they did reach out to me
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let me read for background roles no i did not get any of them and yes all of them were for men
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but you know what i figured like having lines yeah like but background roles obviously yeah and they
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were like all men so they all were like he he he which i was like i mean he he he i'll be in the
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movie if that's the case if you need me to be him for the movie i will be him do not yeah don't
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get it twisted it's fine i am a thespian at the end of the day oh my god so i didn't get any of
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the roles which is crazy but you know this is me for the bear um because i'm in chicago i was gonna
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say i was gonna ask you about the bear they're they're kind of actively ignoring me they don't
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know who i am but they've never heard me but i'm every day kind of being like this is very specific
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as in the first season did you watch the bear yes so you know the brothers um uh the last yeah
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and you know more better than me they mentioned the sister yeah and i got like two texts that were
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like you better come on as a sister later yeah well congrats to brie larson for booking
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they said what if you had an actually amazing actress and not a girl not a loud girl from
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chicago and yeah she killed it yeah i guess congrats to my body double you know what i mean i'll be
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the body double me and her captain marvel the bear no i saw captain marvel yesterday oh my gosh how
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wasn't i'm yelling at her i'm going queen she goes stop which is very captain marvel to say
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that is extremely she would do yes that is so but i was gonna ask if you related to the bear at all
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that feels like based off what you described about your family um culturally accurate in a lot of ways
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a little bit yeah like except the chef part yeah that was like we don't have well my dad owned a
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restaurant in the 90s oh isn't that crazy what kind of restaurant uh like a bar and grill so it had
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two names at one point it was waltzing matilda's and it was australian themed god bless uh the logo
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was really cool though it was like a kangaroo fighting right boxing gloves then he changed it
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to willie's dine and dance and was there dancing yeah i think there was like little it was a cute
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little bar area my uncle's made my uncle made the desserts nice my uncle is my uncle john is amazing
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baker you would never guess really he's like he's bald i why did i feel bad saying that he is
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like bald and like it's okay my dad's a little angry like in the in the most loving uncle way
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right and then he's like and happy birthday here's your cake and you're like this is the best cake i've
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ever had right there's no decorations happening no don't try to ask for that yeah you know yeah you
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get it's like an older man that you're like i love my uncle i love my dad yeah but i can call
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them a little and my dad's a little man you're a little angry just like a little that's a little
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bit going my dad is like a big a very large man like my dad's six six my dad's a big dude
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but my dad is very shy so like painfully shy yeah i think my dad is the most shy person i've ever met
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in my entire life like i joke about this all the time that if i was like standing next to my dad and
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we were like in a place that was generally populated like a mall yeah and i wasn't talking
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to him but i went like some did something crazy next to him he would be so painfully humiliated
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like for days just because it brought attention to him so like my my dad is shy to a clinical degree
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like that's kind of sweet yeah it's very strange and my mom is like very small so my mom is five i saw
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your mom yeah she's tiny and my mom is not afraid of anything and my mom is very outgoing so they're like
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that's the best couple yeah it's very in the back and she's like and don't talk to him like that
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exactly i always say like there should always be one person who loves attention and one who doesn't
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really care for it okay so i need to find a shy yeah you need to find someone who's like cool with
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no attention whatsoever i've joked too how do i find them if they're like hiding right if they're hiding
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in the background that's the issue yeah you gotta look for butterflies on the wall you know what i mean
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so like lack of social butterfly i do have a question about your dad because
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my dad or my brother liam is six seven t and he's very like gentle you you're tall so that
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makes sense from a tall family he's he's not shy but he's definitely like a gentle giant yeah and he
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says sometimes he'll go to bars like especially when he's younger and there would just be like the
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like short guy who'd be like oh you think because you're tall i can't take you and he'd be like what
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like i'm just standing here like i'll kick your ass like and does that ever happen to your dad
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yeah he's all the time but my dad has such a gentle demeanor too which i'm sure your brother
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does yes so they they'll always say it in a way that's like a joke yeah they'll be like nah i'm
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just kidding man i'm just kidding yeah like they do it to my man too because my man is six four
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i'm not him he was so nice yeah he is which is kind of annoying you're like okay you're hot and nice
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grow up come on hey knock it off knock it off yeah and i know it's really fucking annoying trust me
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trust me i get it that's actually perfect because recently my man my man boxes so he's been boxing
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for like two-ish years now and he's he really loves it and yeah uppercut yeah i took with two classes
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real real one of those yeah they do that noise like so he he boxes a lot like when we go to the gym
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and stuff and he was telling me recently he's like this always happens when i box like yeah at every
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gym i've ever boxed at there will always be at least one guy who happens to be short every time
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listen like it's your guys's fault at that point it's a pattern like what do you call it yes so like
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he said they'll come over after i'm like done like i'll be like doing my whatever the fuck he does
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and then he goes and then i'll go by my bag and i'll just be like chilling right there like catching
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my breath and then this guy will just wander over to the bags and then like punch it really hard
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a couple times he says every time and then sometimes they'll come back and then they'll
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kick it and he said and every time it's two punches and then they just go like and they walk
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away they're not boxing and they weren't boxing before like i can do it too yes yeah and then he
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said and then if they come back they kick it like like jujitsu kind of deal oh my god and so i was we
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were at our like gym that we always go to and he was like the address and go ahead and dox that
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below and then we were we were like like uh talking and we were next to the bags yeah because i was
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telling him something and then this guy i've never seen before walked by and then did like the two
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punches he goes see did you see that and then he's like watch he's gonna come back and he's gonna kick
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it and then like probably five minutes later he like circled back again and then he went oh and
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like kicked it to the side and then just walks away oh my god it's so strange it's such a like
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posturing thing like yes men oh my god they live in a prison of their own making yes i do i will
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say this yeah as a tall woman people will be like are you ever attracted to short men specifically
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right because like women go go for whatever but i actually am not um i'm bisexual is what i meant
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yeah um they're going what is she talking about i guess what i'm trying to say like women i but
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for men it's like i've been attracted to short men who like don't have that like the opposite
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confidence yeah like they you can't tell they're like i don't they're like yeah i'm never gonna so
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i don't care and i'm no i swear to god there are some short men i've met who i never noticed they
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were short until like years into knowing them yes i'm thinking of one in particular one of one of our
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buddies um and he like i think he's like maybe five six i don't even know because i can't tell
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right because i'm not paying attention to it he drowns in puss first of all never has any problem
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he hits on everyone like he's very like uh casual and very like nice and like normal and the way
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women are like oh my god like about everything even one time we were going to dinner together
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a few times and i like probably one time i was like can you like keep it in your fucking pants for
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one meal one meal chill out for one yeah and it's literally because he just doesn't care it's like
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him how tall he is doesn't play a factor it doesn't play a role yeah take listen up yeah every time i
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make fun of short guys like i do get that was one of the things i got forever they're like called me a
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body shamer for her goal let's go yeah making fun of guys being short which i'm like i have very
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distinctly and obviously said that if you are short as a man like a straight cis man you cannot be
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terrible like that's the rule yes when you are terrible i will bring up the fact that you're
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short that is your fault yeah you made me do it sorry you made me look look what you made me do
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taylor swift yeah alexa look what you made me do and i was scared for one second there wasn't alexa
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in here you never know every time i say that they do tell me like you made my alexa start playing
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yeah i'm like yeah that's called magic yeah look it up come on wait let's go back to disneyland how
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was your disney adventure yesterday amazing so i go with my two friends charlie and jordan and we
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this is we just realized it's our fourth year going to disneyland anytime i come to la which you know
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usually once or twice a year we plan a trip and we just do us three because i'm the disney one so
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the first time we ever went i was like let me show you what to do and now they like get it have to
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know the route yes we're on a schedule we get in we plan like i have a notes app before we go like
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i i write down the snacks i want to try sorry um and yesterday it was the chocolate cookie
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croissant oh it's flat not i'm not sure why um but it's amazing it was amazing uh marisa's treats
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uh i and we got there we did we didn't do rope drop but we probably were there like 10 minutes later
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tea yeah early early yeah and we we went all day thank you for voting i didn't i wasn't sure what
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there was no fireworks yeah so i was like do i see the castle show or do i see the color show i said
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world of color and i that's what we did and i've seen them all i've seen every show there so world of
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color is one of my favorites if not my favorite besides the fireworks yeah it's so fun joy and all
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that i'm going on yeah and i literally watch it and i feel like i'm like wow yes engineering is
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amazing i love it i'm being blown away i'm eating a huge sundae being like oh my god like
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truly living but then we were also so so tired we did something we've never done which is we started
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at california went to disneyland and then we went back to california and the night tea because charlie
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was like i want a beer i was like yeah of course yeah and they only sell liquor in yeah right there's
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only like a few isn't there like a few things you can get maybe yeah i think there's like mixed drinks
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there's margaritas there's beer but there's no there's no alcohol at all in disneyland no that's
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how magic kingdom was in disney world but then they got the beauty and the beast uh and as i'm saying
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this i'm just like you're so sick for knowing this kind of stuff you know i'm like the beauty and the
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beast restaurant actually is wine so and there's a new pirate's bar so yeah so go ahead and jot that
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questions but then when i worked at disney i thought i was like a disney adult which i which
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i say i am but when you go there like and to work like different you're done yeah different vibe people
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are like you say one thing wrong they're like did you just say splash mountain was at hollywood studios
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that's like you know i mean like that's really interesting i have a tattoo of the whole park on my
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back you know what's the funniest tattoo in the world to me that it's so messed up is that couple that
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they got them back here yeah pictures of that i've seen what were they nobody stopped them
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no of course not like we want disney tattoos but we had to send a message
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you were working at disney where'd you work were you like working rides or working i worked um
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ride i worked the worst ride i think in disney history can you guess what it is it's closed now
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no actually i can't because i wait is it um dinosaur no oh my god that one's scary
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okay yeah i literally we went last year i love disney world i think the first time i went was
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like a few years ago for like fucking playlist live which was this oh my god thing that is no
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longer a thing and it shouldn't have been but it was fun because they did rent out universal for one
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night which was awesome oh that's amazing so i got to like go on rides with no weights or whatever but
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disney world last year my brother for his 21st birthday was like i want to go to disney world
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because when we had gone a few years earlier he couldn't go because he had like football and stuff
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so he's like i really want to go to disney world so we all went as a family did you drink around the
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world at upcott we've tried multiple times to drink around the world the very first time we went i made
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it to i think tokyo and then i was like i'm gonna die so i'm gonna have to stop um you gotta split
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drinks i feel like that's what we found out because when we first did it we were all getting our own
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so by the time i got to france i was literally i was like did you get a grand marnier slush no oh yes i
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did get that one i will say i will say we were drinking like we started on canada we started on
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canada okay people have very strong opinions about where to start yeah we started on canada first
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and like the very first time we ever went and i remember by the time we got to london i was
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fighting with my fiancee like we were fighting because we'd been drinking and he was fucking
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annoying me and then we went to by the time we got to france yeah and i've got still fighting
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still annoyed at each other i was like whatever i don't care and we were like standing apart from each
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other and then we were waiting in line for ratatouille because remy like ratatouille is one
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of my favorite disney movies so obviously we had to go on the ride so we were waiting in the line
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and we were i was like like we were like mad at each other and then someone recognized me that was
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running the ride and then they came up and they were like hey come here and then they they took my
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whole family out of line and they gave us um like genie passes or whatever for yes and then they
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were like you can skip the line here like you could go up front and then all of a sudden me and
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my fiancee not mad anymore we were like okay fight over that's disney magic that's disney magic
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working that's so good curse too like i feel like disney fight and then it can have the same miami
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curse yeah you know what i mean like you fight and break up yes yeah obviously we didn't break up we
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were just beefing and i don't even remember over what it was some bullshit though that is i know that
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some it is the disney world experience i would i would love to drink around the world with you and
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your family i would love to now that i know we don't have many it's like me and britney
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yeah we've been trying to bully caleb into going he like refuses i was like caleb you have to go
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with us at least once he makes fun of my disney adult i remember i did a show where he was making
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fun of me and from the side of the stage i went gorsh and he went no not gorsh and i was laughing
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so hard i was like oh no he said no maggie don't do that he i don't he would hate it though he would
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but that's what i'm saying you have to do it with us because you love us and if you love us prove it
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wear a grumpy shirt you have to participate in our culture that's our culture he has to
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participate yeah come on yeah i think that's fair wait so which ride did you end up working
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stitches great escape um yeah right do you know that it's closed it wasn't there when you were
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there last year yeah it was so first it was alien okay in magic kingdom into marlin which alien was
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like too scary like you thought you were getting attacked okay and they're like what if we switch it
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and make it nicer instead of you're getting attacked by an alien you're getting attacked by
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stitch attacked meaning it's not a ride even he burps on you he um spits on you okay he's running
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around it's a prequel to the movie there's no lilo involved oh so it's just when he's being crazy
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yeah it's like six to six escaped we have to get him back the very end he ends up in the castle
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and and cinderella you hear like a voice she's like oh and he's like like i was a space i watched
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i did that and the people mover which i'm sad disneyland doesn't have just like the little car
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that yeah the people mover yeah um those you know what's funny is i rode tron for the first time
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last time we went so fun yeah so short but so fun yeah we wrote it and we were on a tour so like
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they were like do you want to ride it again and we were like yeah why not and like we were like it was
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like my whole family and like our friends and stuff and we're all coupled up and like my man
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was with me yes you know how like you have to lay on it like you have to straddle like a horse yes
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like we literally he was like oh we're running again i go yeah he goes i don't really like this
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position like it feels like vulnerable i go oh you don't like yeah oh someone doesn't like being
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vulnerable on all fours interesting you're on a ride i mean every i killed everyone with that joke i
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don't like she was laughing because her husband was there i told my oh you don't like it yeah i was
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like oh does it feel maybe vulnerable to be on all fours and toot it up yeah to touching is exhausting
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isn't it oh yeah that's and maintain the arch while you do it how's that oh i that's my dream it
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obviously is to do a tour or vip um and i was then you just gotta come with me i know well i told my
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family i was you will know that i felt like i've made it when i can bring you guys that's actually
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so on vip and they're like okay when i go well not soon but we're actually going in a couple weeks
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with my whole family with my nieces and nephews oh my gosh how fun and they're like like i'm
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planning obviously me and my mom every second we're planning like so it's like we're it's gonna
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be fine but it's funny like now that there's kids involved we have to be like somebody's right
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like what are we gonna do with the kids when they can't go on tower terror like i'm going on
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that's my favorite ride you know so what are you gonna do what are you guys gonna do my mom's like
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i'll bring them to like you need to be i'm like great whatever okay mom but one day you'll take
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that one perfect one day i'm gonna be like tower terror is fun the best at at disney world yeah it's
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my so guardians i like the music but i'm like guardians is fun yes it is i do like the music but
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tower terror is like classic oh my god yeah yeah there's a movie that is true but it also is
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messed up because you're like watching a child get electrocuted so that's kind of fucked up you're
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like wait what the hell i like the what's the rock and roll roller coaster exactly rock and roll
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roller coaster which they're changing i guess from aerosmith you walk in they're like welcome to the
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and it's funny because now you're like none of these kids know who aerosmith is it was fun yeah
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that one's short too that one shocked me i did not know it was gonna go that fast like and
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the first time we ever rode that one too we like finished and sometimes and this is not me bragging
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this is just a fact sometimes people will be like i'm a huge fan do you want to write again like
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sometimes that happens but it's not often but this time we pulled up and it was a a dude and he was
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like do you guys want to write again and we were like yeah and then he goes nice hair by the way to
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my man and he was like oh thanks he goes looks really good that's why you got to write again yeah i was
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like we got to write again because he was flirting with him and he was like hottie alert okay they can
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go oh my you're like you follow my stuff he's like no the hair yeah and now he's like no you're a man
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bitch no not you who are you not you i'll go oh my god i love that you love disneyland like yes
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that speaks to my spirit i love it and i don't i just don't care like people like that's why the
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subway takes of it i was like this is supposed to be i don't this is my subway take of subway takes
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is it have an opinion that like people i'm not gonna like call anybody out that not that they
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know who i am but some people just do their like the stupidest thing where they're like be nice to
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each other it's like yeah of course racism's bad yeah you're like no like that's not a hot take
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have something missy and marty did what do you know they the one where they said a couple shouldn't go
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eat at restaurants obviously they're kidding and people were like me and my wife want to go to
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oh so me and my loving partner of 20 years can't go eat okay i'm in a loving monogamous
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relationship i'm going to get married i thought the shit was funny it was a joke yeah like it's
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obviously a joke but if it's not that's even funnier exactly nobody's being oppressed for being in a
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couple unless you're gay yeah in that in that case they are in the comments they would make you think
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yeah like that and it was only straight people saying yes and i was like texting them i was like
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welcome to getting your like beat the hell up on subway the subway takes of it all you're right yeah in
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fact i thought of one i thought of one recently like a take i had that i think is is fun a fun
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hot take that's not like offensive or oppressive but it did start a war when i did post about it
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because when i used to tweet i used to love twitter but i deleted it years ago because it's annoying
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same and gross now but like at the time one time at one point it was fun and it was when we were all
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watching like the oscars and we were just tweeting yeah like oh my gosh or the game of thrones finale
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like things like that me being like this sucks yeah exactly me fighting yeah on behalf of daenerys
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targaryen right me acting like her counsel but i i remember one time i tweeted while i was doing this
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for a living i tweeted like peanut butter and jelly is the worst sandwich combination in the history of
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sandwiches and one day y'all will be brave enough to have that conversation with me and the the uproar
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it started was like that's what i loved about twitter was like bullshit like that like we could debate
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about shit like that and then it got less fun when someone they started saying shit like and this is
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a direct quote that it was classist of me to believe that because some people can only afford peanut
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butter and jelly it's yeah it's it's the most like i was like okay humor is dead um silliness is dead
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nobody can be silly like nobody can be silly you can't be silly it's illegal for women especially to
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be silly nice try you're gonna be silly that's a privilege you're like oh my god and i was like
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okay i grew up broke too and that means and i hate it so now what it's the problem of the left is like
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we me going i have the problem of the left actually like yeah we're right yeah we're trying to end each
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other we're policing we're all saying a cab we're policing each other hello you guys all have mickey
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mouse blue lives matter tattoos and i can see it two steps yeah i just start commenting that photo
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people are like what does this mean yeah you're policing me um no yeah me when i'm this me oh my
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god me when i'm annoying and it's fucking true like let's let a bitch be funny yeah let's joke let's be
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silly and if you and this is what i do like go to your group chat right if you don't have one go to
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therapy um sorry uh no but it is like well if you don't have one that means you don't have friends
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and you know why because you're fucking annoying yeah that's why you're brutal you don't know how
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to take a joke you don't know how to joke like sometimes when people ask me they're like how do
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i make friends like brenny and caleb i go when you say friends like brenny and caleb do you mean
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how can i be friends with brenny and caleb because i don't know how to tell you that yeah i can't tell
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that to you but on the other side on the other side of it i think they just mean the closeness of
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friendship like you have a lot of really close friends too like adult friends like we're all adults
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and i so do i and i i really do think i'm like i think the younger generation struggles with
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that yes possibly partially because of covid yeah but also i think because of the fact that
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everybody is so um righteous and like the things they think and say even if we're aligned on
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everything morally yes like some people can be so righteous and come off very judgmental yeah and
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it's like how do you foster community like that when you don't allow room for growth exactly you
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have to let people yeah make mistakes yeah obviously there is nuance there's things that we're going to
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be like well that's you you're never going to be forgiven for that right exactly why did my mind
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go harvey weinstein which is like the one my example where i'm like that one's true though that one's
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like that's done yeah then there's things yeah that we can be like let's yeah exactly there's things
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that matter but you have to go out and make friends it's fun yeah and like allow people the space to
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breathe i guess that's my point like and i also i've said this before too because we're older i'm 30
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how old are you 35 35 period you look great period by the way the girls on connor's tour of like 28 and
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i go exactly when we like uh grew up right like we were in high school around the same time too like
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i i i was like having this conversation once where i'm like it must it's a privilege and a and a
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wonderful thing that you're growing up in a time where you understand certain things shouldn't be
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joked about in a certain way which is not something that we had back in the day so like now are
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there are things that i used to laugh at when i was in high school that are not funny and i know
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that now because now i'm no longer an underdeveloped teen exactly but now that i'm an adult i know
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what's funny and what's not and i know where the lines are right exactly but i think young people
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growing up now think like oh well everybody knows that when they look like they try to go back 20
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years and be like why would you ever ever joke about that and it's like well because at the time
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it was different and it doesn't make it okay that's just the truth yes right know that i've grown if i was
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if i was like that's funny then and now it's like okay well no yeah that's different yeah and that's
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why you said context and nuance is important and unfortunately it's dead like on the internet
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it doesn't exist bring it back it's so hard like it's it's hard to joke about stuff in a way that's
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like a perfect example would be like sometimes i'll joke about things and i'm like if i gave that joke
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yeah to a white straight guy doing stand-up he'd have a special tomorrow yeah he'd sell out
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madison square garden yes off my fucking joke but if i tell it it must be a deeper thing that i
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must believe because women just can't be funny exactly women can't just be funny they also have
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to be like so tied to their empathy that everything i say and do is a reflection i'm exhausted of my
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deepest darkest beliefs like you know what i'm saying a million percent even if i tell you
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oh my god yeah so it can be frustrating yeah oh that's why the internet is is terrible in a lot
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of ways yes because it's created that environment in the last like year like it's like i'm getting
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the brick i'm like this that's not sponsored i got the brick the brick out because i'm like i need to
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just like the comments don't even have to be negative but that they're just like a little weird
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you're like this is still throwing me off today right i agree like it's the same yeah i read i wish
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i could remember anything like people will always be like oh i read this article by so-and-so from this
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i'm like i read this thing once don't know where it was don't know where it's from but i do know i read it
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but i do know and it was like the about onion bagels like you could tweet like i love onion
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bagels and someone will immediately be like and what about everything and even them it's not even
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like necessarily they're like super negative but it's like it's enough for you where you're like
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oh no i gotta argue about that or like now i'm in a bad place well they're like i don't know that
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just feels like really insensitive to do that because some people with celiac can't eat gluten and
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most bagels have gluten yeah then go to celiac twitter i don't know what to say
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oh oh it was just a joke about peanut butter and jelly like that's literally why i was like it was
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a joke about peanut butter and jelly and and how i just don't like that no that actually yours was
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fucked up and you should be canceled i know a lot of people are shocked to hear that i hate that
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sandwich combo but it's true i have since i was a kid i do like it but you know what's crazy is i
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liked it even more when you would like make it and then it would like be in your locker for like
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two hours and it's all soft yeah it's like warm that's twisted yeah i liked it i do like grape
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jelly too which is like i think not what you're supposed to like yeah i think a lot of people
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like strawberry yeah tea so whatever you guys like is what i like and also and even like uh they're
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like you gotta try like did you try crunchy peanut butter did you try sourdough bitch i've tried it all
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a sandwich of sourdough no it's just white bread i really just genuinely think it's nightmare
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textures combined and i think you like soft i don't mind soft it's just like gooey and gloopy
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and there's no meat in it like i was like there's no protein in it there's no veggie there's no nothing
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of all the sandwich combos in the world yeah like you're telling me peanut butter and jelly
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sits on the same tier as like a french dip no they're very no that's my point though that's what
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i'm saying like if all the sandwich combos no no no yeah there's no way like if all like all of the
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choices like and every single person is like oh it's nostalgic that's not what i'm talking about
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no we're talking about off the table i'm talking about whether it can hold its own if we go to the
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deli what that has like you know yeah like subs with turkey italian whatever and you're going i'm
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gonna get the pv and j i'm walking out yeah exactly if we're in your house and you're like
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oh i want to click i'm hungry i pv and j that's fine but i understand if you're or if we're ordering
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you're a kid that's okay too yeah if you're a kid well no if you're a kid extra fuck you
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my niece is like let me get the french dip i'm like you're vegetarian babe my niece is vegetarian
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isn't that crazy really my choice or no uh her my brother and sister-in-law are vegetarian
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vegetarian and their kind of thing which i think is cool is like they're like our house is
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vegetarian so at a certain age she might be like i want to try meat actually she did try meat at her
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school they gave her ham um on accident but i think she's like but she's very cute with us she'll be
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like i'm vegetarian and i'm like yeah great i love that about her i know she gets something like a
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little quirk yeah first quirk oh i mean they're already like my brothers live backyard to backyard
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oh that's so nice which is your family lives very close yeah we all live like two minutes from each
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other which is my dream i would love to buy a house like on their block i love that yeah you're close
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to your family like us very close are you in your do you have two brothers or two older brothers
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bart and liam bart liam maggie we're almost the simpsons i say this a lot um but bart was born before
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the simpsons came out so we're family names but it just happens to be bart and maggie
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interesting so they copied you guys yeah they copied us yeah um they're they're yeah they're like
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we're very close we're five and eight years apart when i was younger of course i was like i want a
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sister i hate you guys and now we're best friends they're very funny they're very um they're very like
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sweet boys it's good to have i called my brother i did call him violently straight at one point
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in a sense that i never have questioned his sexuality right i didn't mean toxically i'm
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violently and he was he's still pissed every day oh i'm violently straight and his son painted his
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nail he goes is this violently straight i said kind of yeah the fact that you're showing it to
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me yes he's they're they're great yeah we they directed my solo show and like we write stuff
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together that's so awesome they're cool that's so funny yours is uh your family's kind of the
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opposite of mine like ours is two older girls yes youngest boy yeah so your parents wanted a girl
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or did they uh i think they no i think they did i think they because they didn't know until i was
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born and i was born on april fool's day whoa and i came out and the doctor was like it's a girl my mom
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was like yeah all right bitch like it's a boy and they were like no it's a girl and they but then my
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mom called my grandpa and my grandpa told my brothers who he was watching that i was twin boys
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so they were like yes and then i came home and they were like fuck they're like that's a that's
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actually a shitty girl yes this is a girl this is a girl what the hell we had like uh my mom my brother
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is uh nine years younger than me and 11 years younger than my sister okay yeah so like quite a
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significant age gap too but that was because my mom had the two of us unexpectedly okay and so my
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brother was planned but my mom wanted a boy okay but my mom also didn't like she had no idea what
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what the gender was obviously at a certain point but then like she said the night before she found
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out the gender she had a dream that she was brushing my brother's hair like it was a boy and she was
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brushing his hair and he looked exactly like how he did when he was born and this is obviously before
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she had him and then she was like brushing his hair and she said she woke up crying and she goes i know
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it's a boy i know it is and i know what he looks like and it was true i have goosebumps isn't that
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crazy that is so sweet indigenous women intuition yes see i was like i saw you yeah she was like
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trust me it's a boy she was so convicted oh my god like she was telling everyone that she saw him
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is like i know it's not crazy yeah and it's funny because she was like no it's a boy even before she
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found out yeah she's like it's a boy i just know it is oh my god i love when people are so wrong
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when they're like you're showing big you're it's a boy and then it's like no it was a girl the whole
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time the people that are just like like with the old yeah the old wives like i flipped a corner i
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i never was a big baby were you guys big babies yeah uh i i wasn't um no but my brothers were i think
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i was like seven pounds oh nice yeah my sister was a tiny baby and i still am um and now i'm 17
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your brother was big yeah and i was big so like my mom the smallest baby was my sister who was the
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oldest congrats so she was like congrats uh she was i think like eight pounds or something real
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you're the oldest yeah can you believe that's okay and i'm saying this and this is exactly how
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my brothers are my older brother is shorter than the middle one yeah people are always like well
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you're clearly the older one and he's like because i'm taller yeah me too and i just did that to you
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guys yeah that's so fucked up that's really i'm sorry yeah that's your prejudice yeah yeah um so
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we uh i remember like she was like eight pounds i was almost 10 so i was nine pounds 12 ounces and
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i was like your mom is such a little it's yeah she's so tiny yeah and i was like um 22 inches long or
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something i was long as fuck so they knew i was gonna be tall and then my brother was 10 pounds 12
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ounces so my brother was almost 11 oh my god yeah so he was a big ass baby yeah i don't remember what
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my brother's weights were but i know they were big and my mom was like well especially your brother
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who's six seven she'll remind them she'll be like i gave birth to you and you were huge and they're
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like okay like yeah my man was like i think almost 12 pounds when my man was born so like he's big ass
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baby and it was funny because when i look at like baby pictures of my man like when he was like three
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he's like the size of an eight-year-old like and he's like he's always dressed like a dad because
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those are the only clothes she could get to fit him like they were like small children clothes but
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he was just like an old man like he was wearing like button downs and like he's in the deli ordering
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the french tip yeah he's getting a french tip yeah if he ordered a french tip at the table it would
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make sense because he was the he was the biggest baby i've ever seen like large ass baby you don't
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want to have kids right no me neither yeah look at you and you're both your brothers had kids yeah
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okay so that's lucky duck yeah i love him so much i know my sister's on the fence and she is a lesbian
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and my brother is straight but i think he wants to be dead so i was like put your eggs in his
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basket yeah yeah let's go yeah i found out pretty quick i was as like an adult that i didn't want
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to have kids but i do want to be an aunt like you hearing about nieces and nephews it's the best
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life i want i always like i want to be a fabulous aunt which i think i'm getting there where i just
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like come in i'm like i was in paris i got you guys this and they're like no literally i said i
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want to be a rich aunt like that's what i'm saying yeah i know caleb wants kids so i'm like
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yeah perfect perfect yeah i mean i was like my other friends uh i know they want kids so i'm
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like perfect perfect yeah i'm gonna be the best i have like a good group of friends from grade
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school and high school oh love and they're all having kids now and i'm yeah i'm gaga that's what
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my cute i was supposed to be geeky like maggie but my niece goes gaga i go awesome to hear um
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so whatever you want queen yeah whatever you want and they are they're all so sweet but at the same
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time i when we leave and everyone's like i have to go home and do bath time i'm like i get to go home
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and watch plurbus like what you know what i mean like that felt like such an ad was like watch
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plurbus on apple tv um you know what i mean like my brothers too like if we ever have a weekend as a
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family and i get to like go home and like lay they're like oh my god like yeah i'm picking this
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yeah no for real i i my i have two we have two dogs we have two frenchies i want a dog badly
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i also love cats oh love i'm allergic oh damn but i love dog i love dogs and cats but i just think
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dogs like are kind of more what i need because i know cats are very independent yes which is great
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but i need something to need me like i was like i need so desperately for something to need me
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so like i love uh having dogs and so like we have two frenchies oh and so they are very cute and they
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are very i'll show you a picture right now i would love to see this is them stop what are their names
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this is squid and this is tuna squid and tuna okay isn't that so cute i squid especially yeah
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get over here squid yeah like you should hear me in the morning so i'm taking them i'm like squid
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oh get over here and do you call them like 10 different names yes of course everyone who has
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a dog to me is always like i'm like the dog's name is henry like
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dason has a cat named henry she actually has two cats named yb and henry oh yb from coraline yes
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making up i love coraline and she hates henry's name but that is unfortunately his name and that's
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because her ex named it okay so she was like she goes that's why that name is stupid it's a stupid
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ass name oh my god every time squid's a crowd pleaser every time i tell people my dog's name is squid
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they're like oh my god that's such a good name i can't which is funny because i came up with squid
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and my man came up with tuna so it really worked out together we were sitting up we had a cat growing
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up which is crazy oh god when i like her and her name was smoochy oh cute smoochy cat which everyone
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was like it should have been snowball like the symptoms because it's an all black cat and i was
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like my mom went with smoochy smoochy cat it was so funny and then when she passed away i like came
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back and i was like i want to get another cat and they got an allergy test and they're like the doctor
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was like you're very allergic to cats and i got upset and she's like okay it's okay get a
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small dog i go i was like get me the hell out of here a small dog that's that's very different
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but you're right like i think if whenever i like a house and i want a dog that i can like
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come home and they're like yes yeah that is true cats are just so independent and i and i had a cat
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growing up i had a cat for like over 10 years what was their name his name was dexter dexter but my mom
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has this weird thing about d names so like all of me and my siblings have the same exact initials so we're
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all dta all of us and all of our animals we had as pets like we had quite a few pets growing up
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um all dogs and cats for the most part but we did have a bird at one point my brother had a lizard at
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one point like very weird we were my brother all brothers have a lizard yeah we had a lot of like
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that dies under the lamp or something yeah what happened and then they're like i think it's still
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in there like they haven't been checking on it like at all and like uh we i got the cat for my
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birthday which i like was like cool with but i was kind of hoping for a dog but obviously i was a child
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so i can't take care of the dog but we did have a snow dog at one point we had an english bulldog
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we had two english bulldogs but one of them we found wandering it was very strange but like my cat i had
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for a long ass time and i feel like he looked at me like a fat landlord like i was really like nothing
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he was almost purely an outdoor cat which i know knock it off i was 12 like don't start with me
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about this like cats should not be outdoors i know that i didn't know that obviously at the time
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my cat was half outdoor it would it was he was like in and out it was scratch at the door and say let
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me out yeah and he and he was prowling the neighborhood for all i knew oh but he was fixed
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my cat was fixed you just go in the yard oh no mine like to walk the neighborhood but he always
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came back oh my god and he would come inside he knew where home was yeah he knew he knows where
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and his name was dexter and he did get ran over in my cul-de-sac oh after like having him and i
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remember feeling so devastated when i found out because um you know there's always like one lady
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in the neighborhood that's like neighborhood watch like she's she doesn't have a job but she knows
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everything that's going on yeah so she's the one who brought my cat's body to my house but i remember
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like when my mom told me the news i remember being like super upset even though i did love him but
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like we did have a very strained relationship me and him like we didn't spend a ton of time i really
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wanted him to cuddle with me i wanted to relate with me he just hated that like he never wanted
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to do that and then morning that he got ran over i walked outside to go feed him like to out there
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and like he had i had stepped on something squishy and i was like what the fuck no no no and then when
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i turned on the light it was a dead bird and it was all bloody and it was all over my foot and i was
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so disgusted i gagged and i had to pick it up and throw it away and then i was yelling at him and i was
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like why would you do that even though i know it was like a gift yeah but i was like why would you
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do that like it's all over me now and he just ate his food and fucked off he didn't care and then
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then like he got ran over and then i couldn't stop crying because i really was like i the last thing i
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said to him was to not bring me that bird oh so i had so much guilt in my heart when i was like 10
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because i was so like oh my god it's a life lesson yeah i was like we had a fight
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you never know it's the last time yeah and he was a siamese cat so he was real pretty
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oh my god he's a pretty cat she would she would sleep like right here oh but then she was like
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sometimes i want to pick her up she'd be like not now she also brought me a bird at one point so
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then we had to get her a collar with a little bell because she was trying to get the bird
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she's like we don't want we don't need that yeah i remember when she died i was like 22 and it's a
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weird thing when you're like you're like upset and then your friends are like what's wrong
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my cat died and they're like yeah okay um you know what i mean like you're like no this is my thing
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it feels very serious but also unserious to other people yes you're like come take a shot you're
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like okay and i wasn't home i was at college of all places yeah well what kind of dog would you want
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i oh definitely obviously a rescue what if i was i want to make a little um i i don't know
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a mutt i don't care yeah do you want i love i more so meant like big or small oh um no i knew
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no no probably medium no i do know what kind i was asking what kind but you said foster so like
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or well then you said what kind and i'm i panicked i won't lie i do love frenchies i do
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i love them like not like wiener dogs but when they're like a mix and then they're like a little
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bit bigger oh yeah i totally i totally know what you mean kind of like terrier mix like they look
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like we need dogs but not you know that creator and we can cut this if abby oh yes yes i do know
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her yeah well just in case it and you were like yeah don't no she has the cutest little dog
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her little weenie dog yes yeah she's her name her dog's name's lady yes real her life i'm jealous
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i was like and her like single girl new york apartment she comes to her dog and i'm like in
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my parents attic like yeah one day i'll be there pinning to your vision board yes love that no i do
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love a little dog like that's why like my dog's a rat dog yeah yeah not a rat dog but like a medium
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yes small yeah i get what you mean that's how the frenchies are yeah exactly oh frenchies are so
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cute yeah we fostered my tuna because tuna is deaf so like he's completely deaf but squid is not
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to be like tuna yeah we have to we have certain signals like for him like to sit and stuff
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shockingly but maybe not he was really easy to train when it came to eating because that's all
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he gives a fuck i know about this like breakfast especially is like his favorite meal of the day
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like he wakes up like oh my god i get to have breakfast today like kind of me too
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yeah he's kind of real me and tuna are doing the same thing waking up excited
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but he is like 100 deaf so like it is very sweet he's everybody's favorite dog when he comes over
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because squid i love squid squid's very excitable like he's never mean never aggressive he's just like
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very excitable and he does have alopecia so i think that does work against him so will he be bald
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i he's balding right now but only on the back of his like butt but then it grew it was balding on
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both sides and then it grew back in almost completely on one side and then the other side's getting bigger
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i really have no idea whatever yeah and anytime i take them to the vet which is always obviously
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they're always like i mean sometimes they do that like they're really unhelpful in a lot of ways but
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what i was gonna say about my tuna like tuna my frenchie he recently we get them fixed and then
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obviously i also get them this like soft palate surgery like they basically open their nose and
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cut down that's what i've heard they can't really breathe well right yeah so i i got them both the
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same surgery i can't breathe either i'm a frenchie as the person you're starting to really relate to
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my frenchies yeah i come over i'm like laying with them and you're like and i never leave
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you become our third frenchie oh my god that would be great that'd be what would you name me
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i don't we were thinking about jellyfish if we got a third one that's me so we when we got tuna the
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surgery recently he was doing great but like um because he is deaf he obviously relies on sight a
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ton so he was on eight medications because a lot of them were sedatives because he's too excitable
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oh because he's he can't hear so when there's a lot going on or he has a cone on or something it's
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very overstimulating for him so he had to be on a lot of sedatives my point being he started just
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pooping himself just randomly so i had to get doggy diapers right so he stopped rubbing poop on
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everything and it was a torturous two or three days for a while like it was constantly changing the
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diaper that's baby checking his right my point being we've already decided we don't want children
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we just decided a long time ago shit like that literally and metaphorically speaking
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i was like you know what that yeah now i i know for a fact that life's not for me no no fucking
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way like he was rubbing shit on everything and when you watch the people that it is for them
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i like watch them i'm like i don't have that me yes i agree i'm like you guys their arms are full
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of their children's shit and they're like i love my life and you're like ah like you know what i mean
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but like my friends who are mothers who like i just like watch them i'm like so amazed no me too
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i'm like you have a superpower that i do not i don't have it yeah you have a superpower that i
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do not have at all even my mom yeah like my mom is so gross not gross that like has the ability to
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not be grossed out by anything i don't have that i don't have that we will cater the event
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when we all hang out with the kids that's what our job will be exactly yeah i'm gonna get the best
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christmas presents like birthday presents i'll get them like you know i'll do like fun make up a
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holiday yeah they'll they'll come to you with their problems and you'll be like you should tell
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your mom that's important i already have so much advice i want to give them yeah i'm like ready to
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be like you're ready you don't have to be the drunkest at the party when you're 20 or you're
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younger i started drinking at 16 oh so i'm like but i'm like you don't want to be the one whatever
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this is we'll get to it later meaning me and my nephew and nieces like you'll address it one beer
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you don't have to be like oh it's true yeah you got a lot of sage wisdom to pass off i'm ready i know
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i agree and speaking of sage but maybe not wisdom oh i do have some fun facts about you
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oh i knew this was coming yeah i'm a little nervous the fun facts are here and these ones
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were done by laura this time and that's for the fans to know because amanda is on probation sometimes
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because they're not no amanda is really good at finding facts but sometimes people go that's not
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true and i go strike one okay so these ones were done by laura this time but okay first fun fact
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it's this one says you were the first girl born in 80 years on your dad's side yeah and you were
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born on april fool's day yes so my aunt that's crazy it was my aunt mary and then my dad and
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uncles they had like my aunt had six boys my mom had two boys right there and then i they were just
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like we're gonna have boys forever and then i was born on april fool's day so they were like
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what the hell that's crazy i broke the curse and i was like the little baby angel girl for a while
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it ends with you yeah it ends with me and then eventually my other uncle had a my girl cousin
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grace so it was like interesting yeah isn't that wild and it's even funnier that you chose not to
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have kids no that's not funny yeah i completed the prophecy by being born i know but then my brother
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had a girl so oh okay okay yeah there you go that's good winnie winters my favorite name i know
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it's great the name winnie for a baby is so cute our my great grandma was winifred so they were like
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that is so fucking cute of course i love an old lady name yeah oh my full name is marguerite eleanor
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winters love you're like she's about to die i'm like no i'm only 35 i love that though okay it says
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your dad is obsessed with beans and really wants you to also like beans yes so he makes a 16 bean
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soup yeah that's one of my stand-up jokes good good job um that's correct my dad and kind of my
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whole family now like i just don't like beans i never have and i think they'd like any kind no
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the most refried i say i can maybe fuck with you can you can stomach a refried yeah i just don't like
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it's just the texture thing i just i'm not into it and they it drives my dad he's like beans are
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good for you they are the you have to eat beans in your life and i'm like i just don't want to and
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he's like he he's yeah and then for christmas my brother trolled me and got me a um that roll that
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beautiful bean footage t-shirt you know um what's bush's baked beans yeah i'm wearing it every day it's
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the comfiest shirt and people get beans i'm like i don't like them but i'm wearing it and it is ironic
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that i'm wearing yes and you wouldn't know that do you like beans i like beans yeah most people do
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most people are like i'm not like a bean freak no but i do like beans if you're vegan you have
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to kind of be a bean that's true because my sister was vegan for a long time i wish she was in here
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because one of the things we've made up on our what's funny is she was so i was like she oh she just
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she's gone yeah she on our show together we've talked about like one time i was like well you
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love beans yeah and she was like why are you saying it like that i was like you are you're
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obsessed with you're nasty with the beans and it's because she was vegan for a long time so she was
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like always fucking eating beans like yeah of any variety really but she was like really fucking with
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i do love a bean salad yeah i've had a bean salad before and it's really yummy i'm scared you're just
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not fucking with it it's funny that your dad gets so mad to the point where he's like sputtering
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about you just he's literally like like it's like almost like to him it's like liking beans brushing
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your teeth you have to do both you have to do both and he he makes so much i mean him and my mom are
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vegetarian well he wouldn't say he's a vegetarian but he eats very vegetarian because she's vegetarian
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okay um which she said god told her like five years ago she's like to be vegetarian that's in a
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different podcast um that's a whole different podcast and they like make a ton of beans and i'm like
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can you get me a rotisserie chicken like that's even funnier that your mom's only vegetarian because of
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god well she like told she that's funny she said in a dream like god told her to be vegetarian
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i i mean i believe she also told me because i think she was scared to tell me that part that she like
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would listen to an npr thing and then i don't know either way she's a vegetarian and all my love
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half my family is the other half were crazy for me and it's hard i really do find that shocking that
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your family is from chicago and vegetarians well yeah like an oxymoron me it is like
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i'm kind of like we gotta go let my dad will eat meat every once in a while and then he'll be
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like i can't have meat for another six months i'm like yes you can i'm eating chicken every day
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and i understand guys like there's problems with like the meat industry i i have a family that tells
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me enough okay i'm trying to eat the good stuff but then sometimes i'm yeah taco taco bell is a good
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one because they have so many bean things you know what i mean your dad hates taco bell i know i told you
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but i mean like i just find that ironic your dad hates taco bell but because he'll make they do
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have a lot of bean options there he eats like a bird that's overall not my thing that i'm not eating
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like a bird ever and he's always like oh i'll just have a little hummus i'm like oh i'll eat hummus i
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do like hummus chickpeas i like chickpeas i like hummus but i do need a chip to eat it with
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of course oh he's having it like on top you think he's scooping it no i'm like dip i walk into my
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dad has like a spoon like peanut butter on a spoon he eats peanut butter and jelly a lot vegetarian
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well yeah yeah and if you think about it too like sometimes there's a lot of things that are like
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oh like oreos are vegan amazing you know what i mean for who i don't know for yeah like they're
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like vegan vegetarian my point being like you're like oh that's naturally healthier is what you think
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that's not but then you think about like an oreo is vegan and that's you know well my parents eat
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so much and i'm not like i'm not saying carbs are bad i get scared and i'm like don't come out but
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um they eat tons of pasta pizza you know what i mean love that it's amazing at the very least you
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have my dad's also getting the bread that's like straight up seat like birds are like trying to get
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at it you know what i mean like it's so heavy and crunchy you're like what's going on here what is
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he's a healthy guy yeah i can't i can't relate to that feeling except for carrie gold he slathers
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that stuff like this thick i do love carrie gold so good i dm'd them this last year and i said put
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me in the butter club now and they did i was like you just have to threaten brands put me in the
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butter club now i have 40,000 followers now that's really good they sent me so much cool stuff holy
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shit put her in the butter club it's so funny because i'm gonna leave here and do that yeah i actually
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love carrie gold it's oh and like the swag they sent was the best swag i've ever gotten
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and then they sent me a whole nother package of butter and cheese that's my demand yeah make
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demand ask for what you want 2026 yeah yeah close mouths don't get fed no if you want carrie gold
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you go ask for carrie gold you go straight to carrie gold if you want it i've i was uh talking about
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this with caleb um because this is something my family and i joked about but like you i think
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who's caleb yeah loosely familiar he's he's coming up and i'm really proud of him yeah he's
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yeah good luck to him i hope he makes it one day uh i wish i could share his stuff i just am not
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really into it yeah well yeah that's because of how he votes me every day that's why i'm not really
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aligned morally um we were joking about this in ireland but i was telling him like
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a real like big bitch meal like like my favorite kind of meal where i'm like eating like an asshole
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yes right and and like my best example is um costco like love the way i used to eat at costco
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i couldn't do it now because i would shit myself but like there was a time where i was trained like
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almost training like a competitive eater yeah eating there because my man and i would literally get
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a chicken bake each yes and you know how big they are yes so we get chicken bake each house it kill
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it but we would also get i would get a soft pretzel like a big pretzel he would get a hot dog kill that
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too obviously i'd have a large soda finish that i haven't had lunch yet yeah and then and then like
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two hours later we would be like popeyes for dinner yeah and then we would eat popeyes i
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so i ever seen a video of like keto people that were like i'm scared to even say it they'd be like
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come to come to costco and get a keto meal they would take a hot dog out of the bun put it on the
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pizza wrap it in the cheese take it off the like crust and eat it and i said i have to call i have to
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put on my mickey mouse blue lives matter and call the police because this is very scary rolling a hot
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dog grosser than just eating both things individually exactly that's like way grosser
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and they were like look at this amazing idea and people do you want me to you want me to
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wrap it in the cheese like cotton candy like yes going like this yes roll and also it's like i
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understand fucked up foods of course like do that at home or bring it home and pretend you're eating
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normal and then and don't post a video on the internet yeah like don't go in public i've ate crazy
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shit when i was in college i was eating some of the craziest shit me too but it wasn't it was never
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like that no it was in a real it was in a real like i i i don't care we're broke and i don't
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right i want to have food before i go and i'm starving yes it was like death row meal like that's
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how i was eating it was like 10 000 calories a sitting yes i was like really trying to hit that
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number it was almost like i was trying to hit a quota at one point how i was eating yes but that
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type of shit is like avoiding carbs which i think is like oh yeah they're like we're keto yeah which is
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stupid or yeah whatever like that's almond mom likes two steps it's like a new wave of almond
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mom yeah keto moms yeah and i just love that they're like this is our little fucked up and i
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was like watching the video like you said this in one of your podcasts this is like totally different
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thought but that you watch um a certain tv show oh like or like the mommy vloggers because it's not
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your life yes and i watch a lot of yeah i watch a lot of shows that are like like i think i watch
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the kardashians because i'm like this will never be my life so it's so interesting to me that they're
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so rich and i love watching it it's anthropology really yes cultural anthropology studying it i'm like
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this is amazing it is like that is how i feel about mommy vloggers like i see them all the time
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and when i see those little like spend the morning with me as a mom of four i'm obsessed i love it
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especially when they're moms like when they have a fuck ton of kids like i'm like yeah yeah i'm
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watching this five minute vlog yes that's why i think if it's a comedian being like come with me to
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a show i'd be like i'm already doing that well you know what's funny is i talked about this her name
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is courtney but she's the girl who eats the sweet potato with the big ass block so i talked about her
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i was calling her the plowman's lunch lady because she used to be like have a plowman's lunch and i
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talked about it on this fucking show yes like midway last year nobody had ever heard of this girl
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and i literally was like this lady eats just in insane combos like her combos are shocking and
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she takes the biggest bites i've ever seen like it's real anaconda like unhinging the jaw like
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it's almost like you could just take a smaller she just go to pick up the sweet potato is crazy
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to put your mouth respect your entire mouth around the circumference of a sweet potato like okay bitch
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i'm giving it off hats off to you hats off and i watched her once this is before she blew up because
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she blew up recently but i watched her once i used to watch her for hours i would just scroll down
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watch everyone and there was one where she was eating that that plowman's lunch thing like she
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had just the most insane like those pickled onion balls she had like cheese and like the all those
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weird little sauces she likes and and just a green onion eating it like a carrot that i was like that
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to me that worries me the green onion thing is crazy and so then she's eating like that she goes oh i
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need a drink and she reaches out camera and brings a drink and it's a ghost which is an energy drink
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there's about 200 milligrams of caffeine in that hole blue raspberry flavored cracks it starts
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chugging it i'm obsessed with this bitch her a reality show i'm obsessed with this bitch oh oh my
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god and the funniest comments to me before she like blew up were like she would have comments like
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you know i used to eat like this too and then i went to the doctor and i got diagnosed with pica so
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you should probably go and get checked they would write shit like that holy shit why do you write
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shit like this on people's i don't really think they're sharing the information they're like you
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should go get checked like okay maybe she's just got a weird palette that's okay yes there was a weird
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moment when like people were like everyone was diagnosing everyone with autism it's kind of still
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happening oh totally i'd watch a video of someone like curling their hair and the first comment would
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be like how you curled your hair maybe autistic and you're like you get either you're 11
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relax wait can i talk about i really i think this is the right podcast to talk this about
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my passion on my my for you page oh please please do you ever watch the guy friend friendliest catch
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take the um things off crabs yes yes i have yeah the little like what are they called
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mollusk or like something yeah barnacles barnacles yeah and he cuts them off i yes i was never into
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like pimple popping but the way that he cracks and when tiktok was about to go down i go i need a
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couple of those videos i was like download download download it's so he's like and he's like so funny
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he's like let's get him off and i'm like this is the it's like the crunch i want to do that so bad
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if that is a thing that i could do please i'm threatening him in the comments i'm like put me on the boat
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now yes retinum oh you know what that that's similar have you seen the guy who does the cow
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hooves like he gets white line lesions in their hooves like he like cut it to me rachel yeah i was
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gonna say though if you like that barnacle thing i think you'll like holy shit because i was similar
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to you where i didn't i don't like the pimple popper stuff but when i saw the cow hoof guy i said
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now hold on yeah like then there is something for everybody let me look into this yeah and i was like
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because i don't really care for asmr either no i don't like it and i especially don't like eating
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ones i i really hate the noise of that stuff so like i don't like that kind of asmr i don't like
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asmr at all really but that shit i was like there's something about this that i feel like yes and then
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you start learning the terminologies like he's like white line lesion like this is a white line
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lesion and then he'll like he'll like click off the little hoof oh i would love that yeah if you
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like the barnacle guy i think i'm gonna love the calf the dairy hoof guy the dairy hoof it's like
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dairy cows that's who he focuses on thank god and he like does voiceovers and like sometimes i'll hear
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him going like also guys like i have been doing this for like well over 10 years like you guys don't
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need to give me advice like once again there's people in the comments i was like let him do his
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job they went to a farm one time they're like i actually yeah this cow has autism yeah same joke we
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got yeah we got the way you clipped that poof i think you may have yeah oh my god no you guys
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positive comments only 2026 i actually keep i need to tell people i'm having to break down
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2026 2026 there's a new rule you can't comment anything negative on either of our profiles right
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exactly that's the law that's the decree now i just wanted people to know yeah they should yeah
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and also like i said this too because when i was in ireland for new year's i watched uh the
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stranger things finale same now i wasn't in ireland though now i will say this i have never
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watched that show i watched all of season three with my sister because she wanted to watch the
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new season when you didn't see one or two no and i haven't watched since but they all wanted to
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watch the finale and i'm someone who doesn't really care about spoilers so i was like yeah sure why not
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and like i'm watching and i'm like who's that who's that and then halfway through i was explaining
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stuff like i was like well clearly this is happening because like i know anything and i pointed i
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like talked about it i was like these are my thoughts like these are just my random thoughts
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as someone with no stake and hasn't watched the show literally ever oh and i had quite a few
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thoughts but like they were real normal but i i like was messaging amanda about it because i was
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like i have never seen this show and i had a blast i enjoyed myself i cried i i literally cried like i was
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like oh my god they're just kids i never watched them when they were kids they were just kids like
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you got it okay i felt moved sorry and so i talked about it i was like wow this is great
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and amanda was like this is t i might do this with game of thrones and like just watch the finale and i
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go honestly i'm enjoying things i do not understand in 2026 that's my new thing yes i don't understand
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it i'm gonna enjoy it like yes that's what i think we should apply to these comments you don't
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understand it that's okay like i didn't understand the plowman's lunch lady but i was enjoying her and if
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you watch my video and you don't get it keep scrolling it's okay like enjoy it for what it is
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the emoji the heart this that's and i'll know i'll go you didn't get it but you're here
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that's awesome yeah i was like enjoying things i don't understand yes i think that's fun or moving
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on from things that you don't want to get into yeah or just like not for me i was gonna say since
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you're a disney adult do you have any fave disney creators like do you ever see any disney people
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of course um i have a few suggestions um i do i just became friends with i think his name is jay
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spence okay he fought he followed me and i was like oh like sometimes you don't i don't follow
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people because i'm like i don't know you want to have a little follower i'm trying to be cool
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guys i'm 35 um he like does all the food stuff and i was like i love like knowing what snacks to
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eat i love that girl that works out at epcot and she looks like a princess i love if she goes walk
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get ready to work out with me and she does a 10k and she's dressed like fully like aurora yes aurora
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and then she spreads the glitter on her chest in another world in another world that's me
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i like to say in an alternate timeline i have five kids i'm walking epcot every day yeah and a
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matching bow yes and hair yes yeah i saw her tea i clocked her tea the other day yes i oh we have
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to give it up for the part the plus size park hopper oh my god i love those if you come for them
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come for me first for real although the rule is you have to be nice to me so good luck they are
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doing the lord's work i love them they trigger people so bad and i'm like they're literally being
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so sweet and so sim you could just be like oh that's not for me i'm i'm i'm jacked to hell i don't
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need this instead people are like how dare you no i love jacked as hell i don't need this
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can you imagine there's men there's men saying that i wish they would say that but the plus size
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park hoppers if when i go to disney world if i see them i'll cry i love them they're so amazing
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and they're also like on a very literal scale like they are making a difference like they are
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genuinely giving information that matters it fucking matters some people are too afraid to
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even try so it matters like that's what i was like it as corny as it sounds representation
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fucking matters and universal like you're less likely to fit on rides as a bigger person just
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how it is yeah and they're like let me show you and then this is my size and so it's like i can
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save myself the embarrassment yeah that's why i said they're making a huge difference yes and they
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they trigger people who are insecure and hate themselves like that's really the only people
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they trigger but like i love them i think they're fucking awesome same some of my other favorite
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disney creators say it blake's pop nook we love blake my sister and i love blake and i talked to him
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recently i she's like a big pin collector okay and so i was actually messaging him the other day and i
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was like i have some pins um do you want them like they're like limited edition like vip ones or
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whatever and he was like i would love them i was like okay cool i'll give them to you
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are you pin collector no but that's really sweet it is quite the world my mom is the one that got
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me into disney and she like we would go to disney we never like got merch we weren't allowed to like
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pin collect yes it's like which is almost like sicker you're like we're gonna go and like not
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experience everything yeah we're gonna get edged like everything she's like you're gonna window shop
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i know no truly like we weren't and there was nothing like in our house that was like disney
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no same we're almost secret which is yes it's kind of sicker yeah but um i love like like yesterday
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i bought a hat that has a little mickey on it i'm excited for that i kind of getting i think i was
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like shamed right now i'm like i'm gonna wear my disney shit i don't care me too i have a tower
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of terror shirt that looks like a rock and roll band okay t people are looking there going oh wait
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that's disney i love the little hats i can't wear the ears unfortunately because they are too small
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for my big head really yeah they hurt my head i have a big head and i have one girl my head
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but it is true at the end of the day you're going i can't wear these well yeah and also my
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head's like big for real like i think it doesn't look as big as it is but if i right but if i was
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like if i bicked my whole head one day it would be enormous which is a feeling i get sometimes yeah
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i'm close oh about two steps you know it depends on not today i don't want please yeah yeah i was like
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i had you know had to come in today i'll save that for the weekend but i do love megan the magical
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millennial she's awesome okay i'm gonna look up these people yeah i love when they go on the
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disney cruises because i'm never gonna go on a cruise i don't i'm scared not scared but i just
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don't yeah yeah being trapped on a ship is not my idea of a good time and i just i've seen titanic
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i don't trust y'all even after titanic that one where everyone was like shitting themselves
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because there was no like oh the poop cruise yes yeah or even amy bradley she went missing
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on a cruise do you think she's alive no i honestly think she's dead okay which i did argue
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with robbie hoffman about oh yeah you did robbie hoffman asked you're wrong yeah she was like okay
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well you're super wrong so i'll just say why i'm not wrong and i was like okay that was such a wild
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one oh i love yeah robbie is unreal i love her yeah me too but i think it's like i love the disney
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adult like there's one girl i i used to watch all the time i don't even remember her name if i did i
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would plug her and then she would get super famous it's for some reason that always happens
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when i plug people on here but there was a disney splinters you're like you're on the podcast girl
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she um she lives it like in florida so she lived but she lives on those properties where they're not
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the themed houses not celebration but they're like no but they're like on the property almost like it's
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like those track homes you know they sell like track homes i'm telling you like if something wrong
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goes goes wrong in my life i'm i'm done there pivoting there and i'm not not i'm not trying to be
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rooted them it's like for me it would just be like i'm giving up on comedy and i'm blogging all
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day long in disney oh there's a one girl that like she's like i live at disney and i like eat all the
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food did you know that oh i probably i mean i'm sure i've seen her i i wish i need to remember
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people's handles and names when i'm like yeah the girl i used to see she her husband was like a
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firefighter or something so she was like he worked really weird hours so she was always going like
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during she would go every day every single day and she would go to a different park and she would
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always theme her outfit but not disney bounding she would just like do like one color and then
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she would pick one little thing to like tag on her bag she wore the same outfit same vibe same theme
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everything was exactly the same i was like it felt like that episode of spongebob where
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squidward moves into that neighborhood and he does the same thing oh yeah that's like kind of what it
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looked like oh my god yeah i was like how is it possible that this girl has a tennis skirt in every
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color for every princess like what are the odds she's really trying yeah she's matching to the ears
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to the little bag i had a lot of fun when i worked there but i also worked every holiday and every
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night because when you're an intern yeah like they give you the worst ones yeah yeah so every holiday
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and every night and at some point and then i was spending my days off back in the parks so it was
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like 24 7 where i was like i have to go you know what i mean like i need a break i'm i'm everything's
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mickey shaped that i'm eating i have five roommates like i don't know what i'm doing here and also like
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i'm so pale and i get burnt so easily like florida it was not for me and like also orlando is
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landlocked it's like if i'm gonna live in florida right i mean you're the ocean that's true um but
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i did i yeah i was i worked like new year's eve and they did the the 10 9 8 like in fireworks that
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was the coolest fireworks i ever saw damn although somebody tried to go on my ride like right before
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midnight they're like we're gonna go on i go no oh well the fireworks are like well we don't really
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know if i want to see them i was like please i want to see them which disney probably would have
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hated that i did good thing you don't work there anymore yeah oh i had some of the most yeah that
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was that was fun we went you know there's a subway below i have to ruin everybody's it's a night i hope
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it's not still there i worked at subway too so when i came to disney and saw the subway i was like don't
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you fucking bitch you're following me everywhere leave me alone they're like you want to be a
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sandwich artist still no i don't when we went last year we also went to universal too so we yes we're
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going to one yeah we did um the new epic thing like with how was it it was awesome we one of the
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first rides we went on was the lady was explaining to us it's like it's kind of like a a seat where
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like it swings yeah but like it's like a thing you can swing side to side and it has dragon wings on it
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and if you swing hard enough at the right times you can flip all the way around but she was saying
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it doesn't happen that often and we were like okay and i was like i'm not doing that because i'm
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going to get motion sickness because it's also going like up and down at the same time so it's
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like a lot but we were like yeah let's go on it and like one of the guys in our party he was like
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i'm gonna try to do the flip thing and we were like okay so as we started he was rocking back and
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forth like hard as hell to the point where they're like hey like okay enough for a second give it a
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second and then it finally took off and he did it like three times in a row and then he said he was so
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nauseous the whole time he couldn't enjoy it oh well yeah i was like well that's what you get for
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showing off that's it for three times i bet you learned your lesson didn't you how how big is
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the crew that you went with down there i think it was six eight nine ten ten of us okay my family
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will be ten yeah it was like the perfect size okay yeah three children so those are like a little bit
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yeah not as fun but we did do like the monster universe over there i've never done that one where
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it's like frankenstein like yeah this one some of their rides are scary as hell like jurassic park
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scary scary as fuck that king kong ride oh i haven't gone on the king kong oh girl i have
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i have megalophobia so looking at that giant gorilla was a little what is megalophobia megalophobia is
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when you're afraid of things that are like really really large but like things that aren't you had
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another thing the other day yeah it was like a different thing yes my pal what did you say
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it starts with an a oh no well i am agoraphobic but that's different i know what you're talking
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about no what did i tell you something it was a different phobia i do watch yeah we'll fit well
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we'll see we'll start a list if they tune into yours they'll see we'll start a list um oh my god
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yeah so megalophobia is my big thing it's most mostly mammals like mammals that are too big yeah
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so like i love the avatar movies like the blue alien ones but like when i do see their fake bodies
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at like disney world and stuff i am a little afraid i know i am frightened looking on the river
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ride when the big guy you're like they smell they're like we spent six million dollars on this
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i'm like okay and then the little scary yeah yeah well and not the rest of the ride clearly
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did you want the et ride we did and honestly really fucking cute it's the cutest is my sister was like
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that was my favorite ride i was like of course it was we just made my nephew and niece watch it
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because we're gonna go and they were like my niece is sick so she got it she was sobbing oh my
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nephew was kind of like oh yeah and then my younger nephew who's three was like i don't care where's
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ice cream like i don't care about this alien okay movie over when they say your name at the end
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spoiler i know i know they only said um like the people on the end because we were our party was
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split up racist okay yeah right no they really only said like the white people in our party's names
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which is funny because one of them his name is steven that's the one who flipped they're like steven
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we were like oh my god who said that because they didn't say everyone's names so it was only like
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one or two freaky yeah so that one is so cute though it's so cute and it's old as hell that ride
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i love it yeah i love it the whole thing is so cute and it's air conditioned so that's nice please
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the indoor rides are nice we went on pirates yesterday because we were feeling hot yeah it was
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just so we were just like oh in here like loving pirates yeah i'm loving the smell it's amazing i've
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said before if you go on space mountain and you sit with your whole party sometimes if you're too
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heavy they make you get off and split you up did you guys know that oh did y'all know that they have
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a weight limit there holy one time me and all my family were sitting in one and then they were like
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the guy was mind you this had already happened to us once where they made us deep yeah
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too many big bodies on this one split them up and then they would like put someone in the back car
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like so balanced which is humiliating but you know so we were used to it but then one time when we
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pull up it's like when it stops right there it's like weighing it like they're like weighing it which
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we didn't know so it's like stop there and then the guy that like goes like pulls the thing for you
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he goes too heavy too heavy no not too heavy okay you guys are good that is not something they
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probably don't want them to say that and then when we did take off we did cheer we were like we made
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wait they have they have a big seat in the harry potter ride it's like three three normals and one
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big and you know my ass tried to sit in normal they said and over here and over here i was like what
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we have a special seat yeah no i noticed it i was like oh oh okay click like okay oh my god
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no message received thank you and that one's like moving so they're like hurry
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don't sit in that one oh my god yeah my my my plus side power covers would have told me
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yeah it's weird should have checked in with them i know me too okay and we'll kind of go through
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these oh this says you used to work in tomorrow land of disney world which talked about one time
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had to cancel the parade due to weather and an angry customer yelled at her you're going down like
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sears yes he said the parade's canceled i said dinner's lightning we don't want the performers to
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get hurt he goes you're going down like sears and when i see you in the street i won't give you a
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dollar and i was i had my college on my thing i was like well i just graduated college i don't think
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so also sears what he said disney world was going down like sears to me i was like great and i have
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to be like oh you specifically yeah me specifically and i had to say the thing we just go like have a
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magical day it's like your way to be bitchy because you can't say anything mean all right sir
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have a magical day a girl a woman came up to me she goes are all you cast members fucking and i was
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isn't that insane what kind of pervert like what are you doing
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you're like you're not like interested you're like i don't care about mickey or anything
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are these sickos having sex with each other are the people operating these heavy machinery rides
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yes having sex with each other crazy there was a what would that information give you you think i
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don't i was like okay i don't think i said anything also we had a christian night where
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they would you had we couldn't do the um people mover because it got because the teens would like
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get horny in the dark so they shut down the people mover they're like we're not doing this
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right because the teens are a little handsy and we there's a camera we can see everything it's like
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yeah they're left alone for two seconds in the dark they're like ah like isn't that sick and it
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really you are not in the dark for that long no not that long at all people they take they took
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what they could get yeah they made that 15 seconds oh my god too horny in the dark sorry got off guess
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what no more people mover oh my god it was yeah it was fun oh we had like um when we were in high
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school they used to have grad night yes and they used to like rent out disneyland so like
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when i think the year before my sister graduated she was like one grade above me and my man was in the
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same grade as her uh the year before that they changed the schedule so they put graduation after
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grad night it used to be you know it used to be right after graduation like then you would go
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straight to grad night but then they switched it because people were being insane at disneyland and
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then so they use it as a threat like if you act insane you're not going to graduate you're not
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going to walk so like it was like it had to be moved because people were being that bad at grad night
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which is crazy already because they're already renting it out and putting a bunch of teens in there
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which seems like bad already like disneyland it's like what are you gonna right and i also
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had snuck into grad night at least three times before i even went because i figured out how to
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do it and so my friends and i would just go and do it now i don't think you could do it if they did do
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that to be like tell me how yeah but at the time like it was nice because then there's no line or
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anything but we were also teens too so like we would blend in now i think i would stand out pretty
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yeah but i do remember my senior year when we went to grad night um they only did california
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because disneyland was like rented out for something else like it was like a celebration
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whatever so they only did california which already kind of sucked but then they like roped off
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flow's cafe you know in cars land why they roped off the whole thing they made it like a club
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oh that's fun and then they were playing like the nastiest hip-hop music which i thought was like
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shocking because it's in disneyland and i don't know who the dj was and don't get me wrong i was
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shaking ass and that thing i just couldn't believe it now every time i walk by it i think about that
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i was drinking a coke zero there yesterday in peace while my friend rode the cars ride for the
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second time you know what's funny what i wore to my grad night too was like short shorts were in at
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the time of course but i wore this t-shirt that my sister got me as like kind of a joke but like
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unironically it was my favorite t-shirt like i'm a big fan of of like t-shirt like ugly t-shirts or
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like funny ones yes and at the time it was this purple like acid wash color but it was had a giant
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picture of an ostrich on it and i hate birds but like it was a very real life depiction of an ostrich
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like it was scary like to look at and it's like big eye was like this big and it was like almost
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like profile like that and what and so she she saw that she said she was gonna love it yeah she
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literally was like she's gonna hate birds she's gonna love that yeah and so she sent it to me and
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it was my favorite t-shirt i wore it all the time and i literally have pictures from my grad night i
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wore that to grad night because i was like what's well what's my fun night i'm gonna wear my favorite
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t-shirt yes be comfy my number one t-shirt and everybody was like oh like every time they'd see my
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shirt i was like my sister got it for me my sister got it for me let's shake ass
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i love i had a coke zero there yeah i did i was i was having a time of my life i had about six
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coke zeros if i'm not if i'm being honest drinking like the bit like i'm having a blast like that's
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one of those places where you really it's okay to lose track of how many sodas you've had we'd have
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so many sodas we just like continued eating snacks yeah dehydration is key when you're walking around
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people i was with were actually really annoying because they were so good they're like let's drink
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water and i was like all right because we were also getting stoned so we were like that's the
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only way to go to disneyland we tried to do well we did do mushrooms from my birthday one time but
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then my friend jordan was like i had to sit under a tree now so we were next to the corndog castle for
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an hour just being like you're okay grounding then we went to the iron credit coaster had the time of
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our lives which is closed yesterday hate that but that's also like being high at disneyland now
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the best the best i remember the first time i was ever high at disneyland when i took the tram
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we were sitting there i felt like when what i imagine dogs feel like when they stick their head
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out the window and they're going that's how it felt that's how soaring like when you're in soaring
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you're just like i was like this is what it's all about or the swings you know the swings yeah
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oh it's so nice one time though i did get the scaries uh from getting a little too high yeah
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i greened out a little bit and we were going on soaring and i was like just the thought of flying
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over anything simulated it was like stressing me out yeah so i was like you guys go on i'll i'm gonna
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get off and i like i just like went out of the line and went and sat down i was like have to ground
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otherwise i'm not going to be able to make it yeah you have to yeah so i was sitting there and then i
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was really worried that i was going to just keep feeling like sick and like scared and then we were
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sitting on the pier at that point everybody went on the incredible coaster and i was just sitting
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there still trying to like not freak out yeah you know when you're like that's what that's what i
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was doing just completely silent and then i smelled popcorn like disneyland popcorn and i was like
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damn that smells good and then i had that and it healed me that's that snacks there will bring you
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back and then i literally had the fun part of the high after oh my god you know you have to fight the
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scary sometimes and then when you win you're like yes yeah i'm usually like a five milligram edible
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girl but yesterday i was like i want to go crazy so i took 10 mind you the people i'm with
01:35:07.800
taking 30 40 50 i'm like you guys okay i was gonna say that's me but like i know my friends
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are when i took 50 though that's when i got scared yeah so i knew reel it in you can never
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subtract you can always add but you can never subtract yeah my friend jordan the funniest
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story in the world is she was said she accidentally took 100 grams milligrams sorry grams um milligrams
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on a plane and she said she took it and then at one point she looked up and was like i'm on a plane
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and i was like that's she's like i didn't know what to do so i started coloring i'm like yeah
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like you snuck in like she nobody knows i'm on a plane right now how did i get here i'm like that's
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so funny um yeah we ate so much good snacks i'm trying to think of my favorite thing yeah i was
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gonna say what was your croissant because it was like the cookie one right yeah it was smashed to
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hell like in sugar it was so good i'm like what did they who did they come up with this who did they
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come up with this what am i saying how did they come up with this um someone's be like what if it's a
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croissant chocolate chip smash it like that's someone's idea and put it in a plastic thing
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yes give it to them give it to them that's period um they have um what is it it's like a cinnamon
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toffee i forget what it's called but it's like it's like days what's the name of that treat what
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is it churro churro toffee oh yeah and it's like it looks like a little pop tart but it's not you
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telling me about this today i know it's cinnamon dusted too uh toffee pop tart toffee pop tart
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crazy also i really well it's toffee but it looks like a pop tart is my point i love how a lot of
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places you can't get a normal cold brew yeah like it's like it has cold brew it's like yes or like
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the one i got at smoke jumpers grill was like waffle cone pieces and caramel like waffle cone
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what you know that they were like we have a lot of waffle cones what should we do and someone's
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put it in the cold brew okay what what can we do what can we do throw out some ideas yeah
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like have you ever tried that milk it's in the star yeah i'm not it's not my thing i've never
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tried it i've tried the green and the blue really and i don't i couldn't tell you what they taste like
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at all you know what i mean you're not moved they were cold no i was like i don't know what to
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but actually in disney world you can get alcohol in them oh in your milk in your milk interesting
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it's not real milk we've strayed so far from god i know oh disney disney world is like forget it
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we're over like and i can't put the waffle cones and the liquor in the milk that i don't care and
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that's what i love about california venture is they're like everything's liquor like and then
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disneyland's like and not over here i'll just speed run ready please i'm ready uh didn't get
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your driver's license until you were 31 okay uh solo comedy show marguerite explored your life
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growing up in chicago and was directed by your two brothers yes which will hopefully be coming out
01:37:46.600
on youtube or somewhere yay very exciting i once took a french french pastry class where you learned
01:37:53.580
to make macarons that is a deep cut what the hell i did and then i thought i could make them i was
01:37:58.240
like making them for people and they were like these aren't like that good okay okay so killed
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my dreams and my confidence uh went to a liberal arts high school and did summer camps at beverly arts
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center yes i went to an all-girl catholic high school okay to liberal arts what it's like but they
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were still catholic and then yeah every summer i was a little theater girl oh love i was in greece
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and i was sandy oh t and then the next time but then i was in annie twice and i was pepper both times
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and she's a bully orphan the big bully yeah the musical starts with molly like i'm having a
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nightmare and she's like shut up yeah and they were like you get back to clean yeah exactly i just
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watched annie recently oh yeah and that movie is crazy if you watch it again oh yeah like the part
01:38:38.920
where grace is telling daddy warbucks to adopt her yeah and then he's like no he's like i love money
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i love capitalism and i said okay let him cook let him cook and then when he goes your teeth are
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crooked yeah i forgot this part he says that yeah he goes your teeth are crooked and she goes oh i'll
01:38:58.040
get them fixed he goes no i like them leave them you know he's just always yelling at her daddy relax
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i want to play miss hannigan that'd be my dream i can't sing whatever little girls
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it'll be so fun i think you would kill thank you okay last one is you had emergency back surgery two
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years ago yes i did i had caught aquina syndrome which is this crazy thing and my nerve is still
01:39:18.940
numb in my leg so you could kick me right in the leg i'll feel it but i i won't know exactly it's a
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real um like what is it mr deeds kind of vibe yes oh my god like a foot um in my special i tell the
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whole story so i'll you could save it for that so obviously you have to go watch maggie live yeah
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and then you'll hear it and then you yeah then you'll hear it oh my god that's awesome well thank
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you so much for coming on i can't believe this is a dream come true it was the fucking are you
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sure i was meant to be here i mean we already wasted the footage so post it might as well use it
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you know thank you so much you're the best thank you for coming i fucking love you i can't wait till
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we go to disney together i'm excited i'm so excited we don't have many disney adult friends
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we don't a lot of them they judge us but come out you guys come out we persevere we start we
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stand strong we stand strong we're holding the front line yeah the thin disney line the blue line
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oh i hit the mic thank you all so much for tuning into this episode of the comment section show thank
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you so much my amazing guest maggie winters where can everybody find you i am saggy splinters on all
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platforms saggy with an ie yeah yeah and i have a podcast called literally life-changing was drew
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yes which i think it will come out a little bit after this so you can you can have if you love it
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you can be like i have more coming yeah obviously obviously follow that um and i'm on tour with
01:40:34.480
connor wood so i opened for him and so you can come see me and then leave when he comes on i'm just
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kidding um yeah but do what you want i don't know you want actually no um thank you so much you're
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the best thank you for fucking coming i love you love you you're hilarious and everyone should know
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that obviously but thank you all so much for tuning into this episode don't forget new episodes of the
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amazing guest maggie thank you so much to all of you and i'll see you next week bye