GOING TO BONETOWN Ft. Vanilla Mace ｜ Episode 207
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 45 minutes
Words per Minute
236.72086
Summary
On this episode of the Comment Section Show, we re-unite with VanillaMaceWooWoo, the first All-Star to have a second round of fun facts. We talk about his early days in high school, how he started his YouTube channel, and why he doesn t care if the comments you see on it are real or not.
Transcript
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode
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the very first all-star to have a second round of fun facts,
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Before all the algorithm fed blah an endless sea of dupes.
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And when you score that rare sneaker or the bag you've been manifesting,
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eBay has millions of pre-loved finds from hundreds of brands
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And they took that comment and they ran it into the ground.
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Still to this day, people are like, I know you hate your hair, but I love it.
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I don't know that girl, but I bet she really hates her hair.
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Yeah, like they write it in third person all of a sudden.
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I told my sister this when I saw you write to someone who commented on one of your videos.
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I know you probably hate your hair, but I love it.
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Because at this point, I was like, guys, like when you said that, I felt material.
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Listen, I felt seen and represented because that's how I feel about the pot of greed shit.
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Like, do you remember this when people used to go, you killed it?
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Hopefully no one comments that again, but they probably will.
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You know what the new, and like the, I love supporting small creators.
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It's like when they see your video when it has like one like.
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I'm like, guys, let's have a little bit of like creativity here.
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I think TikTok has made it even more prevalent.
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But when there are drags I made up about myself, it's kind of like.
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Well, after a while, I started to take it personally.
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I'm like, well, I could say mean things about me, but like, you can't.
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But when you do it, it's, no, I don't know how I feel about that.
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Like, I literally, I'm like, what did I do today?
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I know I'm going to look at it and be like, oh, my God.
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It must not have been that memorable if you don't remember.
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I'm like, did I have, like, a lame-ass New Year's Eve?
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Yeah, so I went to Dom and Maya's, and they, yeah, they had a little thing inside.
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So it was just, like, a little cute house party, and then I was home by, like, one in
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It was nothing, like, too outside my comfort zone, which was nice.
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But, like, traveling internationally is already very, like, ooh for me.
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I get so cagey about that, especially going to, like, predominantly white countries.
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And countries that are, like, I've never been to before.
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And I always like to have at least one white in my corner.
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When you go to another country, you need at least one.
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I don't know what type of shit y'all are on over there.
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Like, my first time going to Paris, we took Alex, and I was like, well, I need one white to,
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And it turns out it was essential in Paris, because they are very racist.
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But I've heard, and you would think Ireland is, but I've heard it's actually pretty chill
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Well, I'm glad you had a somewhat memorable New Year's.
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I'm like, my memory these days has been so shy.
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You know what's funny is I was comparing this the other day with one of my friends.
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I was telling them how this industry, like, now having done this for going on, like, five,
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six years now, like, at this point, it starts to feel like military time.
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You know, like, when people go into the military, all of a sudden they get married and they
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And a Belgian Malinois dog, like, they just get those three things right in a row.
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And, like, I, it's because, like, they say time moves so much faster when you're in the
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Literally, when I came on the show, like, that was, like, almost a year ago, kind of-ish.
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It feels like the longest time ever that you've been doing it, but also the fastest.
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I really do think that's why we bond to each other so quickly.
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Like, as when you make friends in this industry, like, you, like, are like, oh, my God, I would
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And I think it's because time moves so much faster.
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I feel like it's, and I was thinking about that, too, because I was, like, when I text
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you if you wanted to come on again, and we were texting, I was, like, yeah, sometimes
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I was, like, I watch edits of you on TikTok, like, you're my husband away at war.
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You're, like, as if you can't just, like, text me.
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I know, I'm watching it, like, I'm longingly staring out a window, like Princess Fiona.
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Like, I'm literally, like, oh, when will she come back?
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Me just texting you and asking you to come back.
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You posted a video that was, like, you trying on the dress, like, in your closet, the white
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I was, like, watching this, like, we're on FaceTime.
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Literally, I was, like, like, I was so giddy over that.
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So, I was, like, wait, I kind of do the same thing, too.
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Literally, a lot of things on my For You page sometimes is, like, vanilla edits.
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And those, let me say, the clippers, like, the people who make the clips, they don't
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And I will have said something silly or whatever.
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And I'll be, like, all right, y'all, I got to go to the bathroom and be right back.
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And I, like, go scroll on TikTok for two seconds while I'm peeing.
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But, obviously, I do want to talk about it with you.
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Well, first, you preface it by going, Mom, if you're watching, stop.
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And then you're talking about holding the headboard sitting on someone's face.
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So, and I went into very grave detail with that story as well.
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Like, she was, like, you really need to, like, enough with the vulgar jokes.
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Like, there's, she was, like, there's young people out there that look up to you.
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And they should get a finger up their ass one of these days.
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And I'm just, like, Mom, you just don't get it.
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Sounds like someone needs a finger up their butt.
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Because curiosity is getting the better of her.
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The same way I'm consuming you at the same time.
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Me and your mom watching the same edits of you.
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Well, another thing I loved watching you do is go to your first hockey game.
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But this game, it was the Ducks versus the Rangers.
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So, I'm like, it's not going to be, like, that crazy.
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Like, I thought the budget wasn't going to be there.
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I was like, I didn't think, like, y'all would have the budget that the Rangers would have.
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And then also, once we got there, they were like, oh, it's the Honda Center.
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And they definitely had a little bit of budget there.
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I was like, I don't know why I thought it was going to be, like, rinky-dink as fuck.
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Like, I don't know why I thought it was going to be, like, a freaking, like, high school, like, hockey game.
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I was like, yeah, it's not going to be that crazy.
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Do you have, like, a fave on Heated Rivalry character?
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But honestly, and so I, like, I did the first watch through.
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And I was like, wait, this show's fucking amazing.
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And then, of course, after, you know, I was watching the show, I'm getting all these edits
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And, like, watching the show, I just thought it was so incredible and amazing.
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But then learning, like, how short, like, they filmed the whole thing in, like, 30 days.
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Like, they found out, like, a month before that they had both got the parts.
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He did, like, Russian lessons every single day.
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But people who speak Russian, they were like, hey, he, like, he sounds really freaking good.
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And so it's just so impressive to, like, see what they did with, like, not a crazy budget
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I haven't, again, like, everybody on the show knows I haven't ventured yet.
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I'm just, like, I, sometimes I, like, when it comes to things I really, really love or,
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I have to, like, board the windows low key because that's all I'm going to think about.
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Like, see, that's where it got a little scary for me because, like, I was never one, like,
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Like, I was never, like, big into, like, any sort of, like, stan culture back in the day.
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Like, to all the stan girlies out there, I'm, like, I, I literally, I'm, like, I see,
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Because I'm, like, wow, this is what it feels like.
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Like, I go to bed, like, and I'm, like, I'm thinking about them.
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Like, I'm, like, I wake up, I'm thinking about them.
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And then on Christmas Day, like, the episode, I'm, like, and we're going to watch it on Christmas
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Day when it comes out, the fucking, like, the final episode.
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Yeah, that's why I've been, like, mentally preparing.
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I'm, like, when I do venture, I'm going to have to make sure that none of my work suffers.
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Like, I had, I just finished playing Ghost of Yote.
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And it's, honestly, I think you would love to play it on stream.
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If you ever did play it on stream, I think you would have a lot of fun.
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But the storyline is tea, like, the storyline is tea.
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And then I was, like, I need to wait, like, because then all I think about is doing it all fucking day.
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And then when I finally hit, like, my, I call it my Christmas break.
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Like, when I'm, like, finally not working at all for, like, a week or two, I literally, the minute I woke up, I was, like, and I'm going to play that game.
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I wake up thinking about it, excited to play it again.
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I fear that's what's going to happen to me when I venture.
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I feel like I know almost the entire storyline because I never really care about spoilers.
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But when, it's still exactly, like, even if you do know, like, a little bit of what's going on, it's still going to be, like, an experience when you're watching it happen.
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Yeah, no, but I am kind of, like, with video games, I get, like, that, too.
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And it's literally, it's like, but I do it in a way where I'm like, I just, like, I need a hit.
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Like, literally, I'm like, I get on, I'm like, I just need, I just need one match.
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Like, I play at least one match a day, and the matches, they're, like, 20-minute long games usually.
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And then I play my one, and I'm just like, all right, I'm good, I'm good.
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Just a little one or two hits, and then I'm good.
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I had never heard of Marvel Rifles until you told me about it when you came to my house.
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Yeah, and you told me about it, and then you were like, but I just like to run around and heal people.
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I'm like, you need, you got, like, I got you, I got you, I got you.
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Yeah, and it's, yeah, and it's funny, too, because I'm just like, there's so many characters to play,
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but I'm like, I literally pick the same, like, three characters, and I have them, like, max the fuck out.
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For all of my, like, games ever, I always pick, like, ones where you have multiple people you can pick, like Mario Kart.
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Yeah, I feel like my sister's dry bones, which I think is obvious she's a lesbian.
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Ooh, my brother used to, yeah, my, what does that mean, my brother?
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I'm like, my brother, my brother used to always pick dry bones when we used to play when we were younger.
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Yeah, my sister picked dry bones, and then when we would play, like, as a family, because we love that game,
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and we'll play for hours as a family, but, like, my sister, whenever she would have something to throw at someone else,
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But she would just say it, like, when she had, like, a fucking blue shell or something, and be like, just vote, just vote.
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She said that one's way more fun, which I was like, dang.
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I did get a new Switch, though, for Christmas, because my last Switch got stolen.
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I'm not going to point fingers, but it was JetBlue.
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I put them, like, they have this, like, compartment thing that's, like, a net.
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So I put that and my Kindle in there, and I literally only had one singular game on my
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I started playing that because of your sister, because we were talking about it.
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We were talking about it at your house, and I literally downloaded it, like, a few days
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I always play it at night, and they're like, I'm looking for a book that's, like, and mind
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I'm like, bitch, I don't even know what fiction means.
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You know when they get mad at, like, the swiggles?
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They're like, ah, this is what I was looking for.
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Well, first of all, when it got stolen, I left the plane without taking them out of
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So by the time I got to baggage claim to go tell lost and found, it was about 20 minutes.
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And the lady was like, oh, yeah, we could probably just bring them right down because
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And then she sends a guy, first of all, sends a man to go retrieve it.
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When you ask a man to go look, just fucking forget it.
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Let him say he didn't find anything and then send a bitch in there.
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Unless someone who's cleaning the plane took it, I know it's in there.
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And she was like, well, I'm going to send my coworker who was a girl.
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So she went and she's like, all I found was the Kendall.
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And I was like, so that guy probably took my fucking switch.
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And I posted about it because I was, I literally cried about it because I was so angry.
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And then, because it just feels mean to steal shit.
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And so I literally said, at least take care of my bookshop.
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But then also, too, that's more sketchy because it's like, because the Kindle was there.
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Like, I feel like if they had really found nothing, then whatever.
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But it's like, but then the girl goes in and she finds the Kindle.
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And yeah, my Kindle cover does have the word smut written all over it in a million different fonts.
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And I had to describe that to the jet blue lady.
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And when I posted about it, I was like, at least take care of my bookshop.
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Like, I literally put it in my Instagram story because I'm so annoyed about it.
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How fucking long have you been playing that thing?
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I've been playing it for like, I think I put a good amount of hours in there.
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I got like the big one and then like a mini bookshop.
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I was like, do you have any idea how long I had to sell books for to get those?
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My man caught me a new Switch, which is funny because I also got him one for Christmas.
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Like, I got him the big one and he got me the light.
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And I was like, a lot of people were telling me you could probably log into your Nintendo
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account and then just, it will just upload Tiny Bookshop.
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It says, you have to have the old Switch and like, almost like, touch them.
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I was like, I'm not re-earning all of that shit.
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I was on Good Pizza, Great Pizza for a long time.
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I was like, I was into like an iPad game at one point.
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It's funny because I recently got an iPad for the first time last year.
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And I was, for a while, I was kind of like, this is cool.
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Like, it felt almost like, damn, like, do I need more electronics?
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But then I started really using my iPad recently.
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Because when I first got it, I was like, with the pencil, I was like, okay.
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Like, but now I'm like, I don't fucking touch it.
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That's how I felt about it when I first got it.
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Because a lot of girls were like, it's just me and my iPad against the world.
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And then, like, obviously, Alex loves her iPad.
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But that's how I've always been with Pinterest.
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But now that I'm planning my wedding, I've, like, been all up in that shit.
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Okay, that's, like, the perfect time to be all up in there.
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And I was, like, making boards on my iPad with Pinterest.
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No, that is, like, that's just peak of girlhood right there.
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I still have some from when I was, like, really young.
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I'm like, these are ones that I was, like, fully planning on getting if I ever had the
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That's how I was, too, when I logged into my Pinterest for the first time, literally
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I think I had it in, like, 2015 was, like, the first time I ever got one.
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But when I was looking at some of the boards I made, I said, you're like, who was this?
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Yeah, like, one of them was called, oh, my God.
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Like, well, one of them was called FAT in all caps.
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But then, like, one of them was called, like, Silly Things or something.
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And it was just a bunch of, like, quotes from, like, different TV shows.
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Like, it was almost like I was using it, like, Tumblr or, like, how Tumblr was back in the
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But it were, like, cringy-ass quotes from, like, movies and shit.
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Probably on purpose because it was so humiliating.
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But I was, like, looking at it and I was like, oh, my God.
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Good thing I logged into this and I'm deleting all of this.
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When I was, like, were you on Facebook, like, back in the day?
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So, when I was, like, when we were, like, high school, do you remember how people would
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post statuses or, like, Facebook statuses and they would be, like, like this and I'll
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say something, one truth about you or something like that?
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Like, as soon as, like, every night, like, every day when you get home from school, you're,
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Like, who wants to see me, like, literally, like, like, for a TBH.
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Like, some of my oldest, like, I would sometimes take tweets and make them Facebook statuses.
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I can think of one right now that literally makes me, like, it makes me want to rip my
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But one of them I literally put, I'm, like, getting nervous.
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I'm, like, I feel like my lip is sweating because I'm getting nervous.
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But it was literally the word FLIRT in all caps.
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But then each capital letter was in parentheses.
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But it was, like, it's obviously the spells out FLIRT.
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But instead of that, it's, like, forget, oh, yeah, it's forget, love, I'd rather tease.
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Like, and you're just, like, oh, copy and paste.
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I literally went through a phase where I was, like, going back and looking just for fun.
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And I was, like, going back and looking just to see the amount of things like that I would
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Like, it's the most, like, people are, like, oh, my God, I was so awful and offensive.
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And I'm sure I was at one point when I was a kid.
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Because, you know, okay, so on Facebook where it's, like, today on this day, like, fucking
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But, like, the way that I used to type was what really scared me.
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Like, I would do, like, let me, like, I know I got some screenshots.
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And you're, like, I would do, like, sometimes when I would type I, I would do two I's lowercase.
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Like, it was just, and then sometimes I would, like, capitalize, like, random.
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Yeah, it's, like, every other, you're, like, trying to tart it up.
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We were all using, like, just random little, like.
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And I would just, literally, I would just post anything that was going on in my brain.
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Like, I literally went, like, I would just post it.
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You know what's funny, too, is I screenshot a few of these.
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Because every time I would write something cringey like that.
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Like, any time I, any thought, any, like, passing.
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It was almost, like, stream of consciousness is what I would post.
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For some reason, my dad went through a phase where he would comment on every status of mine.
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Because I would go crazy in the summer because I'd have no school.
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And my dad would write shit, like, hope those chores are done.
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Like, shit like that on my, and I would literally be like, dad.
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I was like, you need to stop bullying me on Facebook.
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Yeah, or he would write, what does this even mean?
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I just feel like you were similar to me in that.
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Dude, my dad would troll me so often that I had to have a talk with him.
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Yeah, I was like, yeah, they'd be like, who are you talking about?
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Yeah, and I was like, and that man in the comments is my dad.
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Like, Dace, remember I was telling you that he wrote, hope those chores are done on like more
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than one of my statuses to a point where I was like, dad, oh, my God, bro.
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It literally, I'm just like, girl, who were we even talking about?
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Because you know how sometimes like, because it would say like your name.
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And then so like some people would be like it because it says your name and then they'd be like, is.
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This one says is fucking done with all these fake ass hoes.
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Like, I don't know what somebody had me fucked up.
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Mind you, probably friends with them on Facebook as I'm saying that.
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I, for real, like, that's why I was like, honestly, the worst things on like my earliest tweets and statuses are just humiliating in a very cringy young person way.
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Like, and not, and I used to do those TBHs all the fucking time.
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Or I'll tell you like, or one time I went through a phase where I was like, oh, I'll record a video.
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And some of these people would be like people that I've literally never talked to in real life, which kills me.
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I'm like, why do I have a thousand friends on Facebook?
00:32:22.500
And I'm literally like filming on my MacBook, like on the MacBook with like half my forehead cut off.
00:32:29.680
I'm like, hey, I'm just like, yeah, like heard you go to school with someone.
00:32:35.520
I'm just, I'm like, what the fuck is the point?
00:32:45.860
I went, I went my sophomore year, which that was like the, I felt so cool.
00:32:49.580
I got asked by a junior to go by sophomore year.
00:32:59.240
And then I think I went two times senior year, like one to mine and then one to another one.
00:33:10.680
My sophomore year, there was a guy that was actually really good friends with my now fiance at the time.
00:33:16.360
And he told me, I would ask you, but I just like really hate how much taller than me you are.
00:33:23.080
And I was like, well, don't because I won't say yes.
00:33:26.340
Even though I was thinking in my head, I hope he asked me solely because I wanted to go that year with all my friends.
00:33:31.260
Not because I cared about him, but he was very short.
00:33:43.340
Which is funny because that year my sister went with this random guy that we met through my family.
00:33:50.920
Which is like common for a lot of Polynesian families too.
00:33:53.480
They like have friends, sons of friends like take their daughter to prom.
00:34:00.460
And so she had him take her and she barely knew that guy.
00:34:03.440
And my sister is a lesbian, obviously, but also so painfully shy that like she was like, I don't even want to talk to him.
00:34:15.960
And I remember I like went to go like say like, it's almost like a wedding.
00:34:20.180
You like go to the pictures and you're like, have fun when they leave.
00:34:24.740
And I remember when she came home the next day, she was like, yeah, I don't know.
00:34:32.380
And it was she said that he was like, so like, I don't know, like attention seeking, I guess.
00:34:37.340
He just was like trying to start dance circles a ton.
00:35:00.900
And I've told the story before about like my senior year.
00:35:07.380
My junior year was when I went with my date from hell, who was like a Mormon.
00:35:19.560
And they were both like really good looking dudes.
00:35:37.240
And then he's like, that guy can't come anymore.
00:35:48.240
And then we never saw what he looked like until they were on their way to us.
00:35:54.780
And I was like, OK, well, how am I supposed to break this news to my sister?
00:35:58.720
Why am I picturing in my head Manny from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
00:36:05.160
Like for some reason, like him getting out the car and the friend is just like some little chopped ass shit.
00:36:09.660
Like, yeah, because my date was really good looking and tall and athletic and whatever.
00:36:15.120
And his buddy, he brought like, I remember when we first met them, we were like, oh, nice to meet you.
00:36:20.720
Like we had already met my date, but we'd never met him.
00:36:29.880
And he brought a substitute teacher to be fucking mine.
00:36:32.200
And then we laughed and she goes, what the fuck, bro?
00:36:36.120
And it was crazy because they were both really rude.
00:36:43.200
And my date was like, looked great and was one of the worst fucking people I've ever met in my life.
00:36:48.700
To this day, one of the worst people I've ever met in my life.
00:36:59.200
My dad is not Mormon, but like I've just known Mormons for a long time.
00:37:03.300
So it's like they have a very specific energy about them.
00:37:06.980
Like if they were raised only within Mormon culture, they have no friends that are not Mormon.
00:37:11.320
And all they've ever known is like that bubble.
00:37:18.480
I know somebody who's ex-Mormon that I used to be friends with.
00:37:23.960
I've never really met another Mormon besides that.
00:37:27.540
I'm finding out now, like as I am in this industry and I talk to people about that, they're like,
00:37:31.920
Because it's like, they feel so like mythical almost because like they're not very common
00:37:52.320
Like, and so I've met a couple Catholic Mormon or Catholic Samoan people, but Tongan people
00:37:58.500
are mostly Catholics, but like it's more so just Mormon or Christian and it's like devout
00:38:03.400
Christian or they're just, they're a Jack Mormon, which is like, they don't follow all
00:38:08.080
the rules, but they do like still somewhat participate.
00:38:13.440
Like it's basically a Mormon that smokes and drinks is what they call a Jack Mormon.
00:38:17.840
And so my dad was a Jack Mormon his whole fucking life.
00:38:20.360
And then eventually just never kept participating in it.
00:38:23.220
But it was like, I grew up with a lot of Mormons too.
00:38:25.680
So I'm like, I think that's why I thought it would be okay.
00:38:28.380
Like I was like, yeah, like I have friends who are Mormon, like I can navigate it.
00:38:33.940
Like they, they obviously did everything, but like for the most part of participating in
00:38:38.060
the church and like, they can't like for women, they can't show shoulders.
00:38:52.140
And how does that, you gotta like leave room for Jesus though.
00:38:54.700
You cannot go anywhere near each other, but it's like a, it's really strange because
00:38:59.000
they have a very extensive dress code process when you go into the dance.
00:39:03.540
So they literally, if your dresses look too short or anything, they measure them at the
00:39:10.140
So it's, most of it is just assessing you and making sure you look appropriate before you
00:39:15.700
So I went to one, obviously I went to one singular Mormon dance when I was in high school and
00:39:20.420
it was a joke, but it was like, that's kind of why we went.
00:39:25.600
And then we went and it was so, they act so strange, man.
00:39:35.640
TikTok, I saw it like going kind of viral, but it was this girl going like, oh, if you
00:39:40.680
want to know what it's like to do open bar, but at Mormon weddings, but they only do soda
00:39:51.960
And I, but I, I recently learned the soda thing.
00:39:56.180
So like sometimes when they would, they were being sneaky, they would have soda, soda with
00:40:02.080
The concept of open bar wedding and it's just Coca-Cola, just Coke and Sprite and shit.
00:40:07.260
And she's like, and they're like, yeah, she's like, look at how, oh, those are probably boring.
00:40:11.300
And I think that was the point of her video was like, oh, they're probably boring.
00:40:14.260
And then it was like three guys like dancing around each other and like, just turn their
00:40:18.340
sugar, sugar, the fuck, you know, who needs a finger up their butt?
00:40:24.560
What's the thing that, what are the thing that they do?
00:40:30.560
And I don't know how real that is, to be honest.
00:40:35.660
Like those videos of people interviewing Mormon people on campuses.
00:40:39.100
And they're like, would you rather shoot your mom in the head or watch porn?
00:40:49.680
Like, so they're like, well, I'm like, sorry, but she has to go.
00:41:02.160
No, I'm like, that really doesn't seem like that hard of a choice for me.
00:41:07.840
So I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that he was so terrible.
00:41:11.240
I think I was just surprised that I agreed to it, not knowing how terrible he could be.
00:41:16.920
Because I was like, I really was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
00:41:22.100
He said some of the most dumb bitch things to me ever.
00:41:26.160
And I have a very low tolerance for a stupid man, especially a man.
00:41:36.420
I was literally like, that's why I said I'm like low-key coming out of retirement.
00:41:39.780
But that's my knee-jerk reaction is to act that way.
00:41:45.220
Like, I really do think they like provoke me when they're stupid in front of me.
00:41:48.680
I'm like, you're irritating me to the point where you're going to make me act like my dad.
00:41:51.120
And it's like, and you're, you're causing this.
00:41:54.400
Like, you can't be mad at me because you're the one being stupid in front of my face right now.
00:41:59.060
I talk all the time about how like at the dance, lots of girls were telling me like,
00:42:06.440
Like, they were like, and I was telling women, do you want him?
00:42:14.500
Just give him, give him and his old ass dad friend.
00:42:18.900
Like, my sister ditched her date the whole night.
00:42:21.700
No, she was like, cause he, and I'll be honest, he did look like a substitute teacher.
00:42:33.200
You're like, and that's on me because I didn't see the picture.
00:42:39.020
He knew what he was doing when he brought chop shit to the party.
00:42:48.620
Like, no, what the fuck is unk doing here, man?
00:42:56.740
We kept saying chopped and unk, like to everything.
00:42:59.940
And what did Carrie say she thought it stood for?
00:43:21.620
We kept using chopped and unk and fattened jeans.
00:43:28.500
It's literally a letterboxed review of the movie.
00:43:35.660
And then they go, this is the dumbest movie ever.
00:43:42.860
And they said, first of all, why would you ever enter this?
00:43:46.280
Second of all, if you did enter, why would you show up fattening jeans?
00:43:55.640
Like, just dogging out the movie and saying how terrible it is.
00:44:05.360
I love when people take like, like, you know, like trench coat button to the top.
00:44:08.540
Like, like, I love when you, like, someone takes like a, like just a sentence from something
00:44:27.560
I literally was like, like thinking about asking her if she would do the Valentine's Day party.
00:44:32.480
But I'm like, but she, and then I found out she was on tour.
00:44:42.520
Do you have any other brain rot things you're saying?
00:44:48.820
Like sometimes they just worm their way into my ether and I just can't stop saying.
00:44:53.820
I feel like I, like, um, I go through phases and it's worse when I'm streaming because
00:44:58.180
they'll comment the thing and then I'll, I'll keep saying it because they'll know that
00:45:17.580
So he, he had this show that it was like, I don't even know how to describe the show, but he would
00:45:25.960
So he would do like, he would almost make these like fake businesses, but he would like
00:45:31.440
run the episode as if they were like, really, he's like, so I had this idea where I wanted
00:45:35.760
Like, and for this one, he was like, so I had this idea, um, for, you know, kids whose
00:45:40.680
pets had passed away and, um, just to kind of like, you know, cause sometimes they don't
00:45:46.040
understand what happened to the animals and stuff.
00:45:48.600
Um, so he like makes this like video, like, uh, this video thing of the animal, like who's
00:45:55.080
dead, like essentially saying goodbye to the kid.
00:45:57.500
And he's like, but this was the only like actor that was available to do, um, the recording
00:46:03.040
So it's, it's, it's a video for this boxer, like this and the dog, I don't even know what
00:46:07.480
the fucking dog's name, but they bring the kid in and it's like this really horribly like
00:46:11.320
CGI and the dog's mouth is moving, but it's like a human mouth and it has like angel wings.
00:46:22.620
And then the kid's like, Maggie didn't sound like that.
00:46:27.480
But I literally like, I'll say it like if I'm like playing a game and I, I'm like, so
00:46:32.440
And I say that all the fucking time on stream and then they'll, they'll type it in the chat
00:46:36.080
and I just can't, I'm like, Oh fuck, like shut up.
00:46:40.160
Like you have to keep like echoing it over and over.
00:46:43.360
No, I, I mean, my sister have a ton of those where we're like, it becomes one of those things
00:46:54.660
When I, when I turned 30, um, my, my friends and family hired a mentalist to come do magic
00:47:04.460
I enjoy watching magic, but like the mentalist, he was a little bit different because he was
00:47:11.760
And it was, it was really fun, but like, obviously like you've met a lot of my family, like
00:47:19.820
And like, I felt like his confidence was getting a little shaken because we were giggling.
00:47:25.900
Like he was like, Oh, write something on here, um, or tell me something.
00:47:29.360
And then I'm going to write something on here about you.
00:47:34.680
And then she'd be like, Oh, like, like laughed and then we would laugh to each other.
00:47:42.780
Like I wanted to do a little bit of a bit in between though, but yeah.
00:47:45.080
Like one of them was, um, my sister said, he said, write down to me, like, and another
00:47:49.880
He's like, write down a place you've always wanted to go.
00:48:01.100
So anyways, when in that vein, when he was like, where, where do you guys want to visit?
00:48:08.720
My brother is very special in a very literal way, but also like, he's so like, I don't
00:48:16.140
Like my brother is just so sweet and innocent and like, so like down, like just for anything.
00:48:22.020
So he loves the mentalist, obviously, but there was a part where he was like, shout out some
00:48:32.260
And everyone's going like, Iceland, like whatever, like my family.
00:48:43.600
And then he looks, it gets quiet when he says that.
00:48:47.900
And then he's sitting there and he's just going.
00:48:56.240
Because he, because the mentalist got like, literally was like, anywhere else?
00:49:13.600
I don't know if you can tell by his pronunciation of that.
00:49:16.520
But like, my brother's going to be 22, by the way.
00:49:19.320
So we like, I, when we went to Ireland, for some reason, that just came up.
00:49:23.760
And so anytime I looked at anything, I'd be like, the Shazely Zay.
00:49:27.480
And like, or they'd be like, where do you guys want to go eat?
00:49:33.040
Like, just bring me to the fucking Shazely Zay.
00:49:34.660
And we were saying it so many fucking times that my man, my man never says anything.
00:49:39.660
He's so used to us parroting each other constantly.
00:49:42.920
Even when Steve and Alex got there, we kept saying it.
00:49:45.200
And then at one point, I said it probably about 12 times in 30 minutes.
00:49:54.180
He's like, can we, can we just like pause that one for a second?
00:50:04.860
This is like a fun fact for literally everyone.
00:50:10.780
And I told her the story in Ireland and we laughed about it.
00:50:13.980
And then she sent us a picture of the Chazelize.
00:50:21.420
She literally sent us a voice note just saying the Chazelize.
00:50:41.020
If I told my brother, he wouldn't fucking know.
00:50:50.960
I actually don't know the answer to your question.
00:50:53.460
And a fun, another fun fact about my brother is he introduced us to K-pop Demon Hunters.
00:51:07.120
And then he was telling my sister, like, you guys heard of K-pop Demon Hunters?
00:51:14.900
And then he was like, I'm telling you, it's going to be huge.
00:51:28.100
And then this is like, I'll play it in the mic.
00:51:37.040
It's the exact, my brother, like, he'll do shit like that.
00:51:41.540
And I'll tell my mom and you don't want me to make fun of him.
00:51:56.000
I was actually going to do like my first time ever trying standup.
00:51:58.560
So we were like on our way to that show and we're sitting in the car and we're like in
00:52:04.200
So we're all like sitting like around and my brother, like, again, he'll just like stare
00:52:09.300
off into space and then like my mom, like, we're all kind of chatting, whatever.
00:52:14.940
And my mom goes, what are you thinking about to my brother?
00:52:17.960
And he, he like, he does this thing when he stares off into space, he'll like suck in
00:52:22.540
I'll be like, I don't know why he does that shit, but he'll, he'll sit there like that
00:52:30.560
And then he turns, he goes, these nuts loudest fuck to my mom.
00:52:35.840
And then my mom goes, I'm still your mom, you know?
00:52:39.220
And then, cause before that he goes too much to my mom.
00:52:43.780
And then she goes, I'm still your mom, you know?
00:52:56.260
I don't like, it's like, it's historically, like he has the worst.
00:53:03.380
Like anytime I introduce him to anyone, even like my brother-in-law to this day, my brother-in-law
00:53:08.160
still goes, your brother's the funniest person I've ever met.
00:53:11.780
Cause my grandpa, like my maternal grandfather, like he's just like my brother and like so
00:53:20.840
So I'm going to hang out with three of them, but him and my grandpa will like low key beef.
00:53:27.600
One time I was hearing them talk to each other and like my, all I heard was my grandpa
00:53:35.300
So you have to have respect for me when you talk to me.
00:53:40.600
And then they're sitting there and he goes, what other kind of ice cream flavors do you
00:53:45.360
That's what the fuck you guys are talking about?
00:53:47.360
They're literally having a heated discussion about ice cream flavors.
00:53:51.960
And he's like, well, you need to like, if I like mint chocolate chip, like you still got
00:53:55.340
Cause I'm sure my brother was like, no, that sucks.
00:54:05.340
So it's like, you combine the rage baiting part with Shazelize, like it was a recipe
00:54:15.780
Like my hands pissed after you guys like made it into a vocal stim.
00:54:19.080
Does he know that you guys even like, yeah, we do it all the time around him.
00:54:22.380
He honestly probably wouldn't even remember that was that.
00:54:25.100
No, if I said that to him, he'd be like, where's that from?
00:54:39.560
I like, I like want to be in his brain for a day.
00:54:43.060
Like, I love, he comes over to my house sometimes to just watch my dogs for a little.
00:54:53.140
And one time he came over and he hung out for a bit after and my man and I were just
00:54:56.360
kind of chatting with him and he loves video games and anime and stuff.
00:54:59.220
So we were like talking about all kinds of stuff with him.
00:55:00.620
And then when he was, I was walking him to the door and he goes, you know, we should
00:55:09.200
And I go, he goes, like, you know, like just the three of us, like we should all like, you
00:55:17.360
So like, you're more than welcome to come over.
00:55:20.000
I was like, yeah, dude, you can come over whenever.
00:55:25.680
And he literally goes, he goes, well, I'll let you know.
00:55:30.280
You're like, OK, well, look, don't get too excited.
00:55:31.820
Yeah, he was like, you ever heard a small talk?
00:55:34.100
Yeah, like he's like, well, don't get too eager.
00:55:51.200
I was like, oh, we should go to the movies tonight.
00:55:55.820
And so he's like, I would love to go to the movies.
00:56:01.520
And then he goes, we still going to the movies?
00:56:11.540
You're like, I just wanted to know at this point.
00:56:13.940
And then I go, why didn't you call me any of your time?
00:56:24.000
Yeah, because by the time we're, it should be one of the morning by the time we're.
00:56:26.700
And then after a while, he was like, I mean, it's just so late.
00:56:38.820
Like, after he called, like, he thought about that after the fact that he called you.
00:56:42.320
Speaking of movies, you've been in the movies lately?
00:56:56.280
No, the last movie that I saw in the movies was Marty Supreme.
00:57:02.500
Oh, I think I saw yet another clip of you talking about it.
00:57:05.060
Like, it was fine, but, like, it pissed me off that he won the actor's choice over Michael
00:57:13.600
Like, it wasn't, like, I liked the movie, like, for what it was, Marty Supreme, but I
00:57:18.960
Like, I was like, OK, I got everything I needed out of it, like, first watch, but.
00:57:23.360
I'm very, like, when you talk about, like, when you make movies about men who are, like,
00:57:29.840
just, like, overbearing and, like, hubris and all that, I'm just kind of, like.
00:57:40.020
Anyway, yeah, it was all right, but that was a lot.
00:57:43.820
Like, I'm not, like, the biggest movie person, but Zootopia 2, I heard, is a banger.
00:57:47.380
But what's funny is there was another movie that I saw before, like, it was, like, before
00:57:54.240
Zootopia 2 even came out, but they had the popcorn bucket, like, the sloth
00:57:59.720
And so I, yeah, but I bought it, but it was, I, we saw a completely different movie, but
00:58:03.980
I just liked the popcorn bucket of the sloth, so I got that.
00:58:10.680
That's the only reason I brought it up, because I was, like, the two times a year I do go to
00:58:28.220
Well, they're on Disney Plus, so you can, like, familiarize yourself with the lore and
00:58:33.000
But you should do that, and then you should get into Avatar edits on TikTok.
00:58:42.140
Because my sister once was like, why, if you don't want me to want to fuck them, why do
00:58:54.640
And again, like, from the clips that I've seen, I'm just like, okay.
00:59:09.660
Like, freaking paint, Grandpa, but I'm just like, no, I don't know what you're talking
00:59:15.880
Before we get into fun facts, I have a random funny story I want to tell you.
00:59:20.520
Because I just feel like you would get it because you stream and stuff.
00:59:23.840
And people love to clip you and funny things that you say and do.
00:59:29.860
I told this story to my sister recently, and it was just, like, humiliating.
00:59:35.900
So, last year, I hosted this thing for Pandora in New York, and it was awesome and amazing.
00:59:43.360
But I was wearing this dress that was strapless, and it was, like, cream-colored, right?
00:59:48.780
And so, when I get home from the event, obviously, I'm in full glam.
00:59:52.620
And I'm like, well, obviously, I should make TikToks because I'm in glam.
00:59:55.620
So, I'm, like, going through my sounds, and I'm like, okay, I got a couple.
00:59:59.360
And one of them I wanted to do was that Sabrina Carpenter one when they say, like, it was,
01:00:03.140
like, that boy is corrupt one, and they, like, swing the purse.
01:00:11.420
So, I was using the back camera with flash so I could have more, like, because it was
01:00:19.320
Yeah, you're like, because it is, like, the filming process of it is just not, like,
01:00:24.200
the final product is what, but the filming process just does not need to be seen by anybody.
01:00:28.560
Yeah, you don't want to see how the sausage gets made, you know?
01:00:35.880
And so, I, like, was using the back camera flash.
01:00:37.860
And you, like, you know, you swing, and then you turn around, and then you come back,
01:00:57.740
When I swing first, I literally turned around to walk away.
01:01:02.980
When I tell you I had a wedgie that could only be described as, like, horrifying.
01:01:10.080
Like, I was so humiliated when I watched it back.
01:01:40.300
And it just wasn't the same energy that you had the first time.
01:01:43.060
Well, every time I turned around, I felt like I was having to pull my dress out of my butt.
01:01:53.200
It takes a lot to, like, actually humiliate me.
01:01:57.400
That was on a level where I was, like, I can't even imagine how that would feel if I showed it to someone.
01:02:04.520
It probably would have gone viral, which would have worked in my favor.
01:02:07.060
But then I would have been known as Wedgie Girl.
01:02:08.620
Like, my sister was literally calling me Wedgie Girl.
01:02:13.020
Imagine if Cat's Eye saw my butt cheeks individually like that.
01:02:18.240
Yeah, a girl just, like, I was, like, she was, like, well, you had underwear on, right?
01:02:25.480
Based off that Wedgie, I don't think I had anything on.
01:02:30.960
That is so fucking, and that's the thing about, like, live.
01:02:33.560
Because sometimes I'll, like, record a TikTok while I'm on live.
01:02:44.500
But, yeah, there's times where I'm just, like, okay, maybe that didn't need to be, like, on live.
01:02:49.080
Like, maybe I could have done that in, like, the comfort of, like, just me and the screen.
01:02:51.820
I have to tell Vanilla that story because I feel like she would understand it.
01:02:55.000
Because she's, like, on a live, like, stream for real live.
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Because even when I told Alex about it, she goes, if you did save it, would you show it to anyone?
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And I was, like, I would only show it to my sister.
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You think I'm going to let my man catch me slipping like that?
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And then she probably would have convinced me to post it.
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Because she told me, I can't believe you didn't show me.
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And I was, like, it was, I just felt it was gone immediately.
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I didn't even, I blacked out when I deleted it.
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You didn't even think, like, to save it just for the, like, just for the funny.
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Like, you were, like, it has to go wipe it from the internet.
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It's, like, if someone breaks into my cloud and steals just that video.
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It's always, like, I told her, she was, like, you were on some Donnie shit.
01:04:07.240
Anyway, speaking of wedgies, let's go into your fun facts.
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I knew Cutie made a custom cake for your birthday this year.
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But the truth is, Vanilla has a baking pass herself.
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You used to have side hustle making and decorating custom baked goods?
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But now I feel like it feels like more of a task.
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And even then, like, sometimes I'd be, like, what the fuck did I get myself into?
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Because I don't particularly love cooking or baking.
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It's, like, because this is quality time at the end of the day.
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I was, like, and he also, like, I think I slow him down when I'm in there.
01:05:33.260
But sometimes I'll get, like, a random bug and I'll be, like, maybe I'll make blueberry muffins today.
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And I'll be, like, I'm never going to do that ever again.
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You're, like, and it's just never happening ever again.
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I was, like, I was in retirement for, like, quite some time with the baking because it was, like, a COVID hobby.
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And then a few years ago, I had, like, told one of the girls that I danced with at the club that I baked.
01:06:00.440
She's, like, send me your, like, baking Instagram.
01:06:07.420
And she was, like, hey, like, I need a cake from you, like, your friend told me, like, because there are mutuals.
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And she was, like, yeah, I need a cake for the Turnstile, like, Grammy after party.
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I was, like, I woke up, like, literally sleeper agent.
01:06:21.980
I was, like, oh, I'll come out of retirement for this.
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I was, like, I'll come out of retirement for this, like, easy.
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That was the last time I did, like, a big baking project.
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Well, you must have been pretty good at it then if you were fucking doing well.
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I mean, I was, like, yeah, I was good enough, I guess.
01:06:43.020
When I hosted Thanksgiving this year with my man and, like, last year, not this past year,
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but the year before when Carrie came to my house for Thanksgiving,
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she brought, like, eight desserts, like, all homemade, labeled, all in individual little
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And then this past year, my sister was, like, oh, yeah, I told her, like, she doesn't need
01:07:06.240
Don't ever discourage that bitch from bringing sweets to my house ever again.
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If she wants to work her little fingers to the bone, you let her.
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And if that's what she wants to do, please let her.
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This one says, your dad had a giant collection of DVDs?
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Like, he likes a little, like, fun little trinket as well.
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He's seen, like, every movie ever that's ever existed.
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Like, he literally has seen, like, every movie ever.
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Like, sometimes I would come home and he's watching, like, black and white film.
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Like, literally, I'm like, how did you even get this?
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Like, just some of these movies that I'm just like, where is this?
01:07:58.220
And it's not even, like, a black and white film that, like, looks like it had a budget.
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Like, this is, like, grandpa's home video or some shit.
01:08:13.120
I don't, I feel like I've seen a lot of movies, but I also feel like I haven't.
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Like, sometimes when people go, have you ever seen this?
01:08:29.740
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And there's been times where I've seen movies, like, and again, if it was, like, years ago.
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So I'm like, yeah, I saw the movie, but at what cost?
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That's why sometimes when I see, like, films that do really well.
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Like, sometimes I watch them and I'm like, wow, what an incredible movie.
01:09:20.440
Sometimes I watch them and I'm like, this movie was ass.
01:09:24.820
Like, sometimes I really think I'm, like, stupid.
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Like, and missing the, like, plot of it sometimes.
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Like, I'm, like, I, like, Sinners, when I watch, I'm like, this was an incredible movie.
01:09:37.440
When I saw, I'm trying to think of another movie.
01:09:39.680
I was like, what the fuck is everyone talking about?
01:09:45.860
It's literally on my letterbox because I hated it so bad.
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It's called, um, it's, like, everyone's on drugs and they're fucking dancing.
01:10:08.360
But there, but people are, like, this movie is so, like, I swear to God.
01:10:21.520
But if you're normal, you're going to think this shit was hot garbage.
01:10:25.400
There's some cool scenes as far as the cinematography goes.
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But damn, this movie is a bunch of nothing sandwiches.
01:10:36.380
Everyone's just on drugs and feeling, and feeling...
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And by risk, I mean you're risking time of your life you will never get back by watching
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And the whole thing, it's just about, like, this group of, like...
01:11:02.160
They're, like, these foreign students that, like, all end up getting accepted into this,
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I actually think I know what movie you're talking about now.
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And then they're all, like, they had, like, just got accepted into it, and they're, like,
01:11:16.320
And there's, like, this punch that they're all drinking, and someone drugged the fucking
01:11:20.840
And so then they're all just kind of, like, whoa.
01:11:22.780
And it's just, the whole movie is just them, like, following them on drugs.
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Like, there's, like, a baby, and he, like, gets trapped in a closet and dies.
01:11:42.900
But there are people that are, like, wow, this movie, like, is just...
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I'm, like, I must be dumb as fucking rocks, because I thought that shit was hot garbage.
01:12:01.600
But I watched that with Alex, and I remember going, like, halfway through it, I go, how
01:12:12.740
And it's crazy, because the story itself is, like, actually so interesting.
01:12:18.020
Like, whatever elements of truth are in that story could have been something great.
01:12:22.860
But when they started singing and shit, and there's, like, parts where they sing, like,
01:12:31.320
Like, there's a part where they literally say that.
01:12:33.640
And they're talking about, like, gender-affirming surgery.
01:12:45.620
Because I didn't know anything about the movie, but I do remember seeing people making fun
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that the fact that they got, like, awards for it and shit.
01:12:52.960
And everyone was, like, are we all on the same page?
01:12:54.200
That's why I said, I guess I have Charles Elyse in my brain, so maybe that's why I can't
01:13:00.920
You're, like, because that's the pinnacle of, like, God be a me.
01:13:03.000
Yeah, and I'll decide if I want to keep this in, but that's how I felt about Enora.
01:13:10.260
Everyone's, like, girl, you have to watch Enora.
01:13:21.120
And this is my impression of, like, the main girl, the character.
01:13:29.340
Fucking in, like, a Jersey, like, East Coast accent.
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And maybe someone can explain it to me, since I'm so fucking stupid.
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And then she has to get out of the house and go back to being a dancer.
01:13:56.860
And then she's with the bald, like, security guy that's been, like, nice to her the whole time.
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Which, again, like, that was another problem I had with it.
01:14:14.100
And she's, like, oh, so you're telling me if you couldn't, you wouldn't hold me down?
01:14:36.940
And then that was her, like, drop the mic moment.
01:14:50.220
And then everyone's, like, this, just, you guys, just the way the movie was just written.
01:14:58.980
Well, also, like, was that supposed to be poignant?
01:15:03.900
What feeling was I supposed to get after seeing that scene?
01:15:17.840
Like, now I gotta go back to the hustle, right?
01:15:22.680
And then she looks at him, and they're looking at each other.
01:15:26.760
And then she gets on top of him and has sex with him.
01:15:29.800
And then she starts crying, because he's trying to look at her, and she keeps saying no.
01:15:36.520
And then she gets out of the car, goes in the house.
01:15:42.760
That's why I said there was no empowerment for sex workers.
01:15:46.260
See, I feel like it almost, like, plays into this stigma.
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That, like, sex workers are all, like, broken and, like, all this shit.
01:15:54.840
Literally, I didn't know anything about, like, how the movie went.
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I just knew that she, like, dated, like, a Russian guy or something.
01:15:58.860
I was genuinely shocked when I watched it, because I thought, I must be a dumbass.
01:16:04.020
Like, if I love watching Zootopia 2 over this, call it what it is.
01:16:18.100
But Sinners, I'm, like, that's one where a few times the stars align, and the movie I
01:16:25.940
That's kind of, like, when you said how, like, they kind of just, like, made her unlikable,
01:16:30.400
That's kind of what they did with Marty Supreme.
01:16:31.700
Well, I get that's, like, the point of it, but, like, literally, I didn't know.
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And the thing with Marty Supreme, too, is that there's, like, no, like...
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I mean, there is, like, kind of a happy ending, but it's, like, not that happy.
01:16:55.060
I wanted him to have, like, his redemption moment, I guess, and, like, make everything,
01:16:58.480
like, worth all this bullshit that he's gone through, and it just doesn't happen.
01:17:02.940
So, I'm never really moved to go to see movies like that.
01:17:05.480
Like, I really have to, like, want to watch it, which is how I felt about Zootopia, obviously.
01:17:20.460
Dude, I re-watched it on Christmas, actually, Monsters University, because I'd been on a
01:17:28.520
And that's what I was like, now this is cinema.
01:17:33.960
This, now, this needs to go through awards season again.
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And I'm just like, it almost makes me sad, too, because I'm like, I feel like as far
01:17:40.020
as, like, a lot of the kids, but with the exception of Zootopia, too.
01:17:42.720
Like, a lot of the kids' movies, like, they don't have that same, like, it factor to them.
01:17:58.040
I know it didn't really get a ton of attention, I don't think, but it was honestly really fucking
01:18:03.300
I told my sister to watch it, and she loved it, too.
01:18:06.520
But I even told her, I was like, if you ever had kids, that's what they'd be like, because
01:18:09.240
the kid in that movie is, like, a big science nerd, and he loves space and, like, aliens.
01:18:15.520
And I was like, if she ever chooses to have kids, they're going to be like that.
01:18:22.640
Okay, so this one says, growing up, your mom wouldn't let you cut side bangs, so you parted your
01:18:32.840
Okay, so I really wanted, like, a drastic scene haircut.
01:18:37.560
Like, the really big at the top, and then it gets, like, super piecey at the bottom.
01:18:41.780
So I really wanted that, and I was, like, my mom was a hairdresser, so I'm like, mom,
01:18:46.380
I'm, like, showing her these pictures on Tumblr.
01:18:56.560
And then she, but she would, like, she would, like, compromise, and she'd give me, like,
01:19:00.040
some layers, but it wouldn't be, like, anywhere near, like, what I wanted.
01:19:05.280
And she just wouldn't, she wouldn't do it, and so I was just, like, oh, my God.
01:19:09.260
So she would, I was like, come on, I want a side bang.
01:19:11.360
So she gave me, like, a little bit of, like, a lip, but I was like, no, it's not enough.
01:19:15.100
So I had to, like, part my, like, literally, I would put it from, like, all the way over
01:19:21.640
Yeah, it was just, like, a long-ass piece of hair, like, and then I really wanted, like,
01:19:25.560
cool colors and, like, the raccoon stripes and shit.
01:19:28.080
Of course, she didn't let me do that, but she did.
01:19:31.820
She let me take one strand that was, like, maybe, like, this thick, like, one strand
01:19:36.140
from the back of my head and bleach it and make it pink.
01:19:39.180
And I was, like, I was, like, I know this pretty rave girl.
01:19:42.420
It's always, like, that was literally me, like, with the one, and you couldn't even fucking
01:19:46.500
Like, it's literally, yeah, it's, like, it was, and I thought I was, and it was, like,
01:19:52.920
Because it was, like, some shitty, like, CVS dye, like, but, oh, my God, like, you couldn't
01:19:58.880
I had, like, the bangs that, like, swooped like that and then put a headband on top
01:20:05.880
My sister's bangs were always way better than mine, but I remember my sister's eighth grade
01:20:17.340
She wanted to have her haircut as Hayley Williams.
01:20:20.880
And my mom was, like, I don't think that's the haircut for you.
01:20:23.900
Like, my mom was always trying to be, like, I really don't know if that's the haircut
01:20:28.720
And she was, like, you don't know anything, and can I please get it?
01:20:35.780
Like, the short, like, when she had, like, the really short, like, the choppiest layers
01:20:41.520
And we did go to Great Clips, so maybe that was partially bad job done.
01:20:45.600
But then when she took her eighth grade picture, bro, like, it's straight up, like, lesbian.
01:20:55.120
And the hair was so short, and the layers were, like, every other inch.
01:20:58.500
It was, like, and then the bangs were, like, this, and she straightened all of it, and
01:21:04.460
So it was, like, big, and, like, look, yeah, you can kind of see in that picture.
01:21:22.500
And sometimes when she looks at it, she goes, oh, my God.
01:21:26.980
But I was very, I was so particular about my hair that I never really tried anything new.
01:21:33.640
I did get full front bangs, and I have the thickest, like, hair on my scalp.
01:21:39.880
But, like, specifically my baby hair is, like, thick as hell.
01:21:47.560
Almost, like, it was, like, so shiny, and they were so, like.
01:21:50.900
Yeah, and I would, like, straighten them and curl them in, so they would hug my head like
01:21:57.880
And I used to think I was eating that shit down.
01:22:01.480
And then you want to know what was popular, too?
01:22:03.640
I don't know what you obviously know, but, like, when, if you had, like, curlier, wavy
01:22:15.800
And I literally would straighten the fuck, and then sometimes I would tie a bow right
01:22:19.660
So it would be, like, my straight bangs out like this.
01:22:28.440
I remember I used to do that to my hair all the time.
01:22:30.280
My mom would be like, don't put that much product in.
01:22:34.080
Like, one time, I have a widow's peak, because I have a very Eddie Munster hairline.
01:22:39.540
But, like, when I really hated my widow's peak, especially when I wanted bangs, because
01:22:45.340
And one time I was looking at my widow's peak, and I was, like, hate that.
01:22:47.860
So I went in the thing, and I just cut it like this.
01:22:51.420
Pulled my hair down, and just snipped and cut all of it off.
01:22:54.820
And then when I cut it off, there was, like, literally five o'clock shadow.
01:22:59.460
Well, actually, it was, like, right here, but it was, like, fuzzy and, like, spiky at that
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point, because I was, like, because I didn't know it was going to turn out that
01:23:05.360
So then I took a razor, and then I just went, like, this, and I just shaved all of
01:23:10.200
So my head, my widow's peak looked like your head, just real buzzed right here, and
01:23:14.300
immediately turned gray, like, almost immediately turned gray.
01:23:17.900
And then I was, like, oh, like, looking at myself in the mirror, and I was, like, that
01:23:26.400
And I walked out, and, like, my mom, like, everyone was sitting in the living room, and
01:23:29.760
I sat down, and I was, like, just, like, acting normal.
01:23:34.880
And then my mom was, like, looking, she went, what did you do to your hair?
01:23:40.140
Like, I literally was, like, mom, what are you talking about?
01:23:59.440
And my mom, like, she had to help me, like, style my hair, because it literally looked
01:24:04.780
like just a big gray triangle right here for months.
01:24:10.100
And then did you just, like, have to grow it out?
01:24:14.520
And she says, well, that's what happens when you fucking shave it.
01:24:20.480
I was gone for 15 minutes, and I came out with that.
01:24:25.380
Now I love my widow speak, but I just hated it when I was a kid.
01:24:28.040
But now I love it to the point where, like, one time I did VidCon.
01:24:33.520
And my friend Hunter, who I love, he is wonderful.
01:24:38.460
He does that thing on TikTok where he's, like, let's read notes from three strangers or whatever.
01:24:47.600
And, like, they were putting these huge pictures of us up on these, like, big, giant projector things.
01:24:57.560
Like, literally from the floor to the ceiling in here, how big they were.
01:25:07.600
And then he was, like, man, they're blowing up our pictures so big.
01:25:13.280
And, like, our pictures were right next to each other.
01:25:15.000
And when we get on the stage, he's, like, clearly nervous.
01:25:18.640
Like, he's, like, excited to host, moderate the panel.
01:25:24.660
And he's, like, oh, yeah, our pictures are next to each other.
01:25:30.680
And I think he doesn't care for his because then he went.
01:25:35.620
And then, like, and then I was, like, I was obviously kidding.
01:25:38.220
But, obviously, I was, like, well, like, I have it, too, brother.
01:25:42.680
And I was, like, joking about it because, like, in those pictures, like, our widow speaks are cute.
01:25:51.260
You know, a lot of girls, when they do wig installs, they'll, like, purposely do a widow speak now.
01:25:58.020
It's, like, I've seen people say it's a heart hairline.
01:26:02.940
And then, like, when I left the stage, my man, it was, like, an hour-long thing.
01:26:06.720
My man goes, I think you threw him off with that widow speak joke.
01:26:12.800
Did we not all shave our widow speaks at one point?
01:26:16.060
Like, did we not all, like, just have to accept it?
01:26:18.220
Not all of us had 5 o'clock shadow on our foreheads.
01:26:26.460
This next one says, as a teen, you posted a cover of you singing Someone Like You by Adele.
01:26:52.380
And this was back when I had maybe 100 viewers on Twitch, right?
01:26:58.160
Like, I wish I even – I didn't even know my old Tumblr username.
01:27:01.400
I'm like, I wish I remembered my old Tumblr username.
01:27:03.220
Because I – at the time, I had thought that I had deleted the video.
01:27:07.980
But I was like, y'all, I remember when I was younger, I posted this video on Tumblr of me singing Adele.
01:27:23.060
Someone sends a link in my – and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
01:27:35.820
And so then we – obviously, I had to watch it on stream.
01:27:38.040
I was like, well, we have to live react to this.
01:27:41.180
And ever since then, it's just been like – I'm like, wow.
01:27:52.180
I'm like, listen, I'll do anything to prove that this is me.
01:27:55.900
This is really, like, doing numbers on my mental health.
01:27:59.780
I was like, please, Adele wouldn't want this either.
01:28:08.820
But there's still the clips of me reacting to it.
01:28:12.040
And I'm literally – and I'm in my – like, it was, like, a little bit past my scene era,
01:28:18.780
So, in the video, I do have, like, a bit of the side bang.
01:28:21.460
And I'm, like, at my, like, desktop, like, computer that was in, like, my family's office.
01:28:25.620
You could see all of my dad's $9 million DVD collection in the background.
01:28:29.880
And I'm literally just, like, I heard – with the bang, with the bang.
01:28:34.280
And I'm, like – and it's just the funniest fucking thing ever.
01:28:38.680
When I, like – I think I've told it on this thing before, but, like – and I've used it, actually, in an ad.
01:28:44.280
But, like, when my sister and I made a Jonas Brothers fan submission video, like, to try and win tickets,
01:28:48.440
that was a video that, like, to this day is still – it's embarrassing to – it's humiliating to me for many reasons.
01:28:55.720
But, like, obviously not that humiliating because I used it in an ad.
01:28:59.060
Like, when I worked with SeatGeek, I literally used it in an ad, which got me the chance to meet the Jonas Brothers.
01:29:07.380
Like, would you want to come meet them and make content?
01:29:09.140
And I'm, like, yes, but let's not talk about the video.
01:29:13.260
But that video is one of those where I'm, like, oh, man.
01:29:20.260
Like, there's a reason why only I have it and my sister were the only ones who have it
01:29:24.800
because, like, there was a part, obviously, at the end where my sister put in –
01:29:32.700
And she put in pictures and put graphics on it.
01:29:36.320
But it was, like, three of our four walls in our shared bedroom, like, until we were –
01:29:41.320
she graduated from high school, all Jonas Brothers posters.
01:29:51.380
Like, we put in quite a lot of man hours doing that shit.
01:30:02.880
And I didn't even bother to clean up when this bitch took the pictures.
01:30:05.280
I was, like, you couldn't have told me that you were taking pictures.
01:30:10.000
And then at the end of it is just – it just says, like, one picture.
01:30:28.860
But I remember when I watched the video, like, the edit before we submitted it.
01:30:45.420
Like, I was literally, like, blown away by the editing.
01:30:53.260
And I literally – like, since I posted that, people will still comment things, like,
01:30:58.020
I'm trying to book my vacation to the Jonas Sphere.
01:31:00.860
Or they're, like, oh, I want to get married in the Jonas Sphere.
01:31:08.440
We would sometimes make videos of ourselves just lip-syncing, like, songs.
01:31:14.880
So the song would be, like, four and a half minutes singing the whole time.
01:31:21.840
Sometimes reading the lyrics, but just, like, mouthing it the whole time.
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I remember me and my friends, we had a sleepover.
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I took all my posters from my room and put them in my basement.
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And we did a video where we did a choreo to –
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It was called, like, Bass Drop or something Drop by Sean Kingston.
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And I'm like, those were the – and that was – and we did a video, obviously.
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And then you watch it and you're like, God, that's fucking incredible.
01:32:10.320
Literally, I'm like, put me on Dancing with the Stars.
01:32:12.440
I'm like, literally, get me on America's Got Talent.
01:32:16.780
That actually reminds me of America's Got Talent.
01:32:18.560
One time my brother got an email and he called my mom and he goes,
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And he's like, I just got an email from America's Got Talent.
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But it was one of those, like, fan things where they send them out and they're like,
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Like, apply down here to get, like, seat filler tickets.
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He called my mom and he's like, this is going to ruin the tour.
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He's like, and how are we going to plan for this?
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He's like, and when are we going to find the time to do this?
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Yeah, he was like, God, I just, like, I can't even think they discovered me.
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He hasn't, like, even posted anything for them to even, like, had fat.
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But he was just like, yeah, of course they want me.
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Like, one of our oldest bits with Donovan specifically was when he said he wanted to do stand-up for a living.
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Because he watched The Office for the first time.
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Because my brother was, like, again, 15 or 14 at the time.
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And he told my mom, like, can I practice my stand-up with you?
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Like, he just came up with the idea and then was like, can I practice?
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And my sister just happened to be home, but I wasn't home at the time.
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And to this day, it is my most treasured piece of media.
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So it's, like, not that great a quality anymore.
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And he literally gives this, he's doing stand-up.
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And it's just him, like, summarizing The Office.
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Like, he's just going, like, and this guy, Michael Scott, like, he's just, he's, like, one of those bosses that, like.
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And then my mom, this is my favorite part of the video.
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My brother's been going for, like, five minutes.
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And he, like, sits down in a rocking chair we used to have.
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Like, because none of my mom's commentary is meaning anything to him.
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Because in my brother's head, he's going, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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That's the funniest part about it is, like, my brother's confidence is never shaken.
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And he'll be, like, you don't know what you're talking about and kill yourself.
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Why don't we call Michael Scott up and let's ask him?
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And he even, like, brought a bunch of stuffed animals out of his room and he, like, lined them up.
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And then my sister goes, is this, like, a bit or something?
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And then she goes, well, why don't you try again, my sister?
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And my mom goes, no, he needs to practice more.
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No, let him, like, go and get a new, like, he needs a whole new material.
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And when I think about that story, I literally think to myself, like, when people ask me,
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My mom's team was, and we thought that video was so funny.
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When I went on tour for a month, like, the two of us, we literally played that as an intro
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You were like, here's the actual, like, the proof.
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Like, I think it's a rite of passage to do things where you're like, fuck it.
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I'm glad that I did because I'm like, okay, because if you had told me when I was 16 and
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I made that, that this was going to come back and haunt me, like, almost 10 years later,
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Let's just make fun of the girl who put herself out there.
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God forbid women just want to experience singing.
01:36:41.820
Your senior year book superlative was Class Clown.
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Do you still talk to people from high school at all?
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My best friend, Dylan, who, he also, like, works for me.
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He's, like, we've known each other, like, our whole lives.
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And then one of my other friends, Sam, he's actually coming out here for my Valentine's
01:37:03.580
So, I have, I talked to a few, a few people from high school still.
01:37:08.440
But I definitely do have friends from high school still.
01:37:17.220
So, I'm like, but I still made it in the yearbook.
01:37:19.220
I'm like, it was, like, it was, like, after the deadline when they had already, like,
01:37:30.800
But I got most, like, most likely to want to be, it was, like, you would want to be trapped
01:37:41.680
But I was, like, this is either racist or, like, I felt, like, that feels.
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Yeah, I was, like, that feels like I'm the only islander in this goddamn fucking school.
01:38:04.020
Okay, given the context, then, if you were, like, the only islander at the school, it's,
01:38:12.940
Because at that point, my sister had graduated.
01:38:22.520
Like, it was me and some white guy that, like, probably could be, like, Bear Grylls.
01:38:25.840
And I was, like, well, we're both dying if I go on the island with you.
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Because you're, like, you're going to piss me the fuck off.
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Like, zombie apocalypse, end of the world, stranded on an island, offing.
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You think I'm going to make it without my phone?
01:38:49.240
People are, like, would you ever go on a show, like, Survivor?
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I'm, like, because the first day I get there and they're, like, okay, all y'all have to
01:38:58.440
eat for dinner is, they're going to be, like, okay, so for the next month, you guys have
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this one pound bag of rice and you have to make.
01:39:05.140
I'm, like, that one night, they're going to catch me behind.
01:39:13.460
And then they're going to vote me off that day.
01:39:22.780
My friend and I in college went through a spell where we were always watching Naked and Afraid
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And I'm with some random person who's also naked.
01:39:38.560
I'm, like, well, first things first, you need clothes because it's upsetting me.
01:39:43.060
Like, just put something, like, literally, I'm, like, let's just make something happen here.
01:39:46.280
I think that, too, when people are, like, oh, would you go on?
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Like, I was, like, genuinely shocked at how hot the shit was.
01:40:29.960
Because they asked some crazy fucking questions.
01:40:35.800
But I remember they were saying, too, like, at the end.
01:40:42.800
And they gave me this, like, oatmeal ice cream.
01:40:49.060
And that was the only thing that killed the burning.
01:41:07.380
Because it's so much shorter and less time, obviously.
01:41:13.300
Because I'm, like, I'm a sensitive tummy girl sometimes.
01:41:16.280
And I was, like, okay, I don't feel too bad when I got back to my hotel, bitch.
01:41:20.880
Felt like I was cupping my butt like a little kid.
01:41:28.020
Because is it, like, you have to either answer the question or eat the wing?
01:41:34.260
Literally, I'm, like, they could ask me whatever the fuck.
01:41:38.920
Like, in the beginning of it, I literally, I bit one wing.
01:41:42.820
And I literally was, like, I'm going to have to start burning bridges.
01:41:59.420
I think about that all the time when you said, when you were born, you were, like.
01:42:05.540
As soon as I came out of the womb, like, doctor literally was, like, holy shit.
01:42:28.020
So, I was kind of a little bit on the heavier side.
01:42:49.240
I'm literally, I'll show you pictures of my man when he was a kid.
01:43:00.100
Yeah, like, his outfits, like, when he was, like, I think three or four, he was wearing,
01:43:04.560
like, I mean, like, eight-year-old clothes because he was just that fucking large.
01:43:12.260
I was, like, oh, my God, your mom is a warrior.
01:43:16.920
And his brother is tall like him, but not as, like, big.
01:43:20.260
So, like, his brother was, like, itty-bitty tiny.
01:43:26.440
That's why every time I look at his baby pictures, he looks, he's dressed like an old
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You have, like, so many Tommy Bahama, like, Hawaiian shirts, like, buttoned down.
01:43:40.840
Like, his first day of school, he's wearing, like, a big Tommy Bahama shirt, a white t-shirt
01:43:48.160
And he's, like, he's about three feet tall, which is crazy.
01:43:52.560
Yeah, he's, like, literally standing tall as fuck and enormous.
01:43:58.220
So, thank God I don't want kids, because if I had-
01:44:01.680
If I had kids, based off how big I am and how big he is-
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I would be giving birth to 15-pound babies like you're nuts.
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Well, on that note, thanks for coming to Back to the Show.
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Someday, we should go to the Chazelize together.
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There's no way you don't, especially if you're on TikTok.
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