The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - GOING TO BONETOWN Ft. Vanilla Mace ｜ Episode 207

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00:00:13.100 It's time for Tim's.

00:00:15.100 Okay, this one says, 1.00

00:00:16.120 is fucking done with all these fake ass hoes. 1.00

00:00:20.300 March 3rd, 2010. 1.00

00:00:22.980 I'm a freshman in high school, by the way.

00:00:24.520 What was going on? 0.98

00:00:24.960 I don't know, but somebody had me fucked up. 0.99

00:00:26.900 I literally, like, somebody had me fucked up. 1.00

00:00:28.460 Somebody had me so fucked up. 0.99

00:00:30.060 Yeah, mind you, probably friends with them on Facebook. 0.98

00:00:39.200 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode

00:00:41.020 of the Comment Section Show,

00:00:42.360 starring me, your fave, everybody knows me,

00:00:44.100 who cares about me.

00:00:45.140 On to the guests.

00:00:46.260 Today, we have a returning all-star,

00:00:48.260 the very first all-star to have a second round of fun facts,

00:00:50.660 the one, the only, Vanilla Mace.

00:00:52.900 Woo! 0.99

00:00:56.020 Welcome back to the show.

00:00:57.440 Oh, thank you for having me back.

00:00:59.060 It's a pleasure to be here again.

00:01:00.340 Hardly recognized you.

00:01:01.160 New hairdo.

00:01:01.940 New hair who this?

00:01:03.200 New hair who this?

00:01:04.360 Or the lack thereof of hair.

00:01:06.600 But yes, new hair.

00:01:07.300 I think you look so good with a buzz cut.

00:01:09.400 Thank you.

00:01:10.140 And a blonde buzz cut at that. 0.99

00:01:11.700 It's like my default.

00:01:13.060 Like, if I just, like, get sick of my hair,

00:01:14.800 I'm like, this is my default.

00:01:15.960 Like, whatever. 1.00

00:01:16.420 Fuck it. 1.00

00:01:17.020 It always looks good. 1.00

00:01:17.720 Thank you.

00:01:18.160 And you have to have a real face card.

00:01:19.720 I told you that last time to clear a buzz cut.

00:01:22.300 Really?

00:01:22.820 Thank you.

00:01:23.320 Hell yeah.

00:01:23.720 This episode is presented to you by eBay.

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00:02:02.680 Oh, I'm so happy to hear it.

00:02:03.760 And I hope nobody comments on your hair again.

00:02:06.160 Well, you want to know what?

00:02:07.180 And they took that comment and they ran it into the ground.

00:02:12.160 Which is something they love to do.

00:02:13.320 Still to this day, people are like, I know you hate your hair, but I love it.

00:02:16.720 Yeah, the comment.

00:02:17.420 I bet she really hates her hair. 1.00

00:02:19.100 I don't know that girl, but I bet she really hates her hair. 1.00

00:02:21.720 Yeah, like they write it in third person all of a sudden.

00:02:23.820 Yeah.

00:02:24.480 I'm not even kidding.

00:02:25.420 I told my sister this when I saw you write to someone who commented on one of your videos.

00:02:30.780 They wrote that again.

00:02:31.700 I know you probably hate your hair, but I love it.

00:02:34.760 And then you wrote, let's retire this one.

00:02:37.100 I was like, let's just.

00:02:38.160 Because at this point, I was like, guys, like when you said that, I felt material. 0.99

00:02:42.880 Listen, I felt seen and represented because that's how I feel about the pot of greed shit. 0.99

00:02:46.960 I've said it so many fucking times. 0.99

00:02:48.800 I've like, it's not funny anymore. 0.99

00:02:50.760 Yeah.

00:02:51.340 It's not funny anymore.

00:02:52.600 Like, do you remember this when people used to go, you killed it?

00:02:55.720 No, you killed it. 0.89

00:02:56.540 You killed the joke. 1.00

00:02:57.260 You killed it. 0.85

00:02:57.940 That's how I feel. 1.00

00:02:58.680 I'm like, you killed it. 1.00

00:02:59.380 You killed it. 1.00

00:02:59.780 You killed it. 1.00

00:03:00.280 You're a fucking dead horse. 1.00

00:03:00.860 Like, it was funny. 1.00

00:03:02.020 And now y'all just ran it into the ground.

00:03:03.640 Like, come on.

00:03:03.940 Yeah.

00:03:03.960 And also, like, I know how funny it was.

00:03:06.840 I said it.

00:03:07.940 Yes, exactly.

00:03:09.460 You're like, I knew it was funny.

00:03:10.660 That's why I said it out loud.

00:03:12.060 Like, that's why I brought it up.

00:03:13.960 And yes, I know exactly.

00:03:15.220 I know exactly what you mean.

00:03:16.320 But speaking of your hair, looks fab.

00:03:18.240 Thank you.

00:03:18.660 Hopefully no one comments that again, but they probably will.

00:03:20.900 Yeah.

00:03:21.080 Oh, they will.

00:03:21.600 Fair enough.

00:03:22.480 Anything to get a viral comment.

00:03:23.880 Yeah, anything.

00:03:24.460 Yeah.

00:03:24.720 Especially one of your videos.

00:03:26.220 Yeah.

00:03:27.020 You know what the new, and like the, I love supporting small creators.

00:03:30.500 It's like when they see your video when it has like one like.

00:03:32.700 I'm like, like things like that.

00:03:34.620 I'm like, guys, let's have a little bit of like creativity here.

00:03:37.320 Right.

00:03:37.560 Like, what happened to creativity?

00:03:38.720 Yeah.

00:03:38.960 Let's like, let's really cook.

00:03:40.880 Let's sit on it.

00:03:41.760 Let's think.

00:03:42.560 I really do think it's like a parroting thing.

00:03:44.800 I think TikTok has made it even more prevalent.

00:03:48.220 Like, there's so many versions of it.

00:03:49.560 But when there are drags I made up about myself, it's kind of like.

00:03:53.080 It's like, okay.

00:03:54.540 Okay.

00:03:55.280 Okay.

00:03:56.240 Like, next, next, yeah.

00:03:57.920 Next.

00:03:58.300 Boring, yawning.

00:03:59.280 Like, literally, yeah.

00:04:00.520 Exactly.

00:04:00.820 Well, after a while, I started to take it personally.

00:04:02.440 I'm like.

00:04:03.060 Yeah.

00:04:03.500 I'm like. 0.99

00:04:03.920 You're just using that shit against me? 1.00

00:04:04.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:05.100 I'm like, well, I could say mean things about me, but like, you can't.

00:04:08.420 I'm like, wait, wait.

00:04:09.180 But when you do it, it's, no, I don't know how I feel about that.

00:04:11.960 Yeah.

00:04:12.220 I'm not loving that.

00:04:13.100 Yeah.

00:04:13.700 Agreed.

00:04:14.180 But other than hair, how have you been?

00:04:16.560 I've been great.

00:04:17.380 I've been great.

00:04:18.040 Yeah.

00:04:18.480 You've been chilling?

00:04:19.200 Yeah.

00:04:19.440 New Year's been pretty good so far.

00:04:21.000 No complaints.

00:04:21.860 Nice.

00:04:22.260 Yeah.

00:04:22.420 Just been chilling.

00:04:23.240 What'd you do for New Year's?

00:04:24.940 Like, New Year's Eve?

00:04:26.360 What the hell did I?

00:04:27.600 Oh, my God.

00:04:28.200 What did I do for New Year's Eve?

00:04:29.820 I, like, can't remember anything.

00:04:30.980 Like, I literally, I'm like, what did I do today?

00:04:32.400 Like, I don't know.

00:04:33.080 New Year's Eve.

00:04:33.880 Okay.

00:04:34.140 New Year's Eve.

00:04:35.660 Well, I need to, like, this is bad.

00:04:36.760 I need to go in my photos. 0.99

00:04:37.720 Like, this is how I remember shit. 0.99

00:04:38.800 I'm like, the fuck did I do on New Year's Eve? 1.00

00:04:40.940 Is it the brain rot? 1.00

00:04:41.540 I have that, too.

00:04:42.280 It's so bad.

00:04:47.920 Oh, my God, me.

00:04:48.680 Now I'm back.

00:04:49.240 Okay, that's Halloween.

00:04:51.060 Okay, pass that.

00:04:53.180 Okay.

00:04:54.340 New Year's Eve.

00:04:55.440 I know I'm going to look at it and be like, oh, my God.

00:04:57.240 This is, duh.

00:04:59.640 Okay, December, Christmas.

00:05:00.380 It must not have been that memorable if you don't remember.

00:05:01.800 It clearly wasn't.

00:05:02.660 I'm like, did I have, like, a lame-ass New Year's Eve?

00:05:06.580 Okay.

00:05:07.980 Okay.

00:05:08.760 Wait.

00:05:09.220 Oh.

00:05:09.840 Okay, I'm remembering.

00:05:10.840 Okay.

00:05:11.100 I went to Dom and Maya's.

00:05:12.280 I went to Dom and Maya's.

00:05:13.080 Okay.

00:05:13.180 Yeah, so I went to Dom and Maya's, and they, yeah, they had a little thing inside.

00:05:19.220 Oh, nice.

00:05:19.840 And that was really it.

00:05:20.540 So it was just, like, a little cute house party, and then I was home by, like, one in

00:05:23.660 the morning.

00:05:24.200 Oh, that's nice.

00:05:24.880 Yeah.

00:05:25.400 I was in Ireland for New Year's Eve.

00:05:26.640 Yeah, I did see that.

00:05:27.700 Which was very fun.

00:05:28.260 How was that?

00:05:29.000 It was cool.

00:05:29.620 It was nothing, like, too outside my comfort zone, which was nice.

00:05:35.160 But, like, traveling internationally is already very, like, ooh for me.

00:05:39.000 I get so cagey about that, especially going to, like, predominantly white countries. 1.00

00:05:42.800 Yes.

00:05:44.160 And countries that are, like, I've never been to before.

00:05:47.440 So we took our friends Alex and Steven.

00:05:49.740 They also joined us on our trip to Ireland.

00:05:51.940 And I always like to have at least one white in my corner. 0.95

00:05:53.960 Right.

00:05:54.340 At least one.

00:05:55.000 When you go to another country, you need at least one.

00:05:56.800 It's important, yeah.

00:05:57.560 To speak for the group.

00:05:58.160 Mm-hmm.

00:05:58.760 Just in case.

00:05:59.560 I don't know.

00:05:59.860 I mean, you never know. 1.00

00:06:00.340 I don't know what type of shit y'all are on over there. 0.99

00:06:01.880 So I got to just make sure. 0.99

00:06:02.820 Just to be safe.

00:06:03.580 Like, my first time going to Paris, we took Alex, and I was like, well, I need one white to, 0.99

00:06:06.960 like, lead the pack.

00:06:07.920 Yeah. 0.92

00:06:08.140 And it turns out it was essential in Paris, because they are very racist.

00:06:11.700 I've heard that.

00:06:12.560 Yeah.

00:06:13.020 But I've heard, and you would think Ireland is, but I've heard it's actually pretty chill

00:06:16.460 over there.

00:06:17.040 No, Ireland was weird.

00:06:17.140 No?

00:06:17.280 Yeah.

00:06:17.500 Okay.

00:06:17.960 Okay.

00:06:18.180 They were so wonderful.

00:06:18.880 Everybody was so sweet.

00:06:20.000 Mm-hmm.

00:06:20.520 Nobody was weird.

00:06:21.400 Okay, good.

00:06:22.000 Which was grateful.

00:06:22.600 Yeah, but Paris, I've heard, is a little, ooh.

00:06:25.100 Yeah.

00:06:25.560 Yeah, side eye.

00:06:26.460 Beautiful city.

00:06:27.740 Horrible vibes sometimes.

00:06:29.240 Mm-hmm. 0.91

00:06:29.360 The people are just kind of nasty. 0.93

00:06:31.000 Yeah. 0.87

00:06:31.260 Yeah.

00:06:31.640 But it looks stunning there.

00:06:32.900 Yeah.

00:06:33.200 Looks beautiful, gorgeous, amazing.

00:06:34.920 Mm-hmm.

00:06:35.120 Well, I'm glad you had a somewhat memorable New Year's.

00:06:37.640 Yeah.

00:06:38.280 Yeah, I'm like, literally, it's so bad.

00:06:40.040 I'm like, my memory these days has been so shy.

00:06:42.260 It's really, I don't know what's going on.

00:06:43.520 You know what's funny is I was comparing this the other day with one of my friends.

00:06:47.360 I was telling them how this industry, like, now having done this for going on, like, five,

00:06:52.040 six years now, like, at this point, it starts to feel like military time.

00:06:56.580 You know, like, when people go into the military, all of a sudden they get married and they

00:06:59.540 get a Dodge Charger.

00:07:01.220 Like, literally, like, that's the, yeah.

00:07:02.940 And a Belgian Malinois dog, like, they just get those three things right in a row.

00:07:06.580 Uh-huh.

00:07:07.080 And, like, I, it's because, like, they say time moves so much faster when you're in the

00:07:11.360 military.

00:07:11.840 That's how I feel doing this.

00:07:13.720 I literally, like.

00:07:14.560 I feel like each month is seven years.

00:07:16.160 Literally, when I came on the show, like, that was, like, almost a year ago, kind of-ish.

00:07:21.280 Yeah, almost, yeah. 0.99

00:07:21.800 And I'm like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:07:23.100 Like, that, I'm like, how? 0.99

00:07:24.720 Like, I don't know.

00:07:25.380 Like, time is just an illusion.

00:07:27.000 It's so scary.

00:07:27.700 It feels like the longest time ever that you've been doing it, but also the fastest. 0.94

00:07:32.160 Like, it goes by so fucking fast.

00:07:33.820 Exactly, yeah.

00:07:34.260 I really do think that's why we bond to each other so quickly.

00:07:37.740 Like, as when you make friends in this industry, like, you, like, are like, oh, my God, I would 0.98

00:07:41.940 literally fucking die for you. 0.98

00:07:43.600 And I really do believe it. 1.00

00:07:44.940 And I think it's because time moves so much faster.

00:07:47.880 Yeah, and, like, you get it.

00:07:48.740 No, exactly.

00:07:49.120 Everything feels much more intense in this.

00:07:51.040 I feel like it's, and I was thinking about that, too, because I was, like, when I text

00:07:55.260 you if you wanted to come on again, and we were texting, I was, like, yeah, sometimes

00:07:58.520 I was, like, I watch edits of you on TikTok, like, you're my husband away at war.

00:08:02.200 I'm, like, oh, when will he return from war?

00:08:04.700 You're, like, as if you can't just, like, text me. 0.99

00:08:06.560 Like, literally, I'm, like, shit, I know. 0.99

00:08:07.880 Like, oh, God, when will she, like, legit. 0.99

00:08:09.680 I know, I'm watching it, like, I'm longingly staring out a window, like Princess Fiona.

00:08:12.980 Like, I'm literally, like, oh, when will she come back?

00:08:16.080 Me just texting you and asking you to come back.

00:08:17.540 That was me.

00:08:18.260 You posted a video that was, like, you trying on the dress, like, in your closet, the white

00:08:22.560 dress, and you were, like, imagine that.

00:08:24.220 I was, like, watching this, like, we're on FaceTime.

00:08:26.420 Literally, I was, like, like, I was so giddy over that.

00:08:29.380 Like, I don't know.

00:08:30.520 So, I was, like, wait, I kind of do the same thing, too.

00:08:33.360 But I love watching edits of you.

00:08:35.160 I watch them all the time.

00:08:35.680 Like, I have no idea who you are.

00:08:37.040 And you know what I'm doing?

00:08:38.060 Giving them a like.

00:08:39.340 Thank you.

00:08:39.980 I'm giving each one a like.

00:08:40.620 Literally, a lot of things on my For You page sometimes is, like, vanilla edits.

00:08:44.300 Like, it's literally just you.

00:08:46.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:46.380 Stitch together.

00:08:46.940 And you are a busy girl.

00:08:48.260 You're doing all kinds of things.

00:08:49.660 Yeah, I am. 0.93

00:08:50.220 Like, yeah, but it's all, like, silly things.

00:08:51.840 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:08:52.880 It's the funniest things.

00:08:53.660 Yeah.

00:08:54.100 And those, let me say, the clippers, like, the people who make the clips, they don't

00:08:58.800 waste any time.

00:08:59.960 I will have done something or said something.

00:09:02.320 And I'll, like, be on stream.

00:09:04.040 Yeah.

00:09:04.420 And I will have said something silly or whatever.

00:09:06.780 And I'll be, like, all right, y'all, I got to go to the bathroom and be right back. 0.81

00:09:09.500 And I'm, like, I'll go take a piss.

00:09:10.740 And I, like, go scroll on TikTok for two seconds while I'm peeing.

00:09:13.380 Mind you, still live.

00:09:14.340 And there's already the clip of me. 0.99

00:09:15.560 I'm, like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:09:16.280 Like, I'm, like, that happened 10 minutes ago. 0.99

00:09:18.140 They're moving at lightning pace.

00:09:19.720 Lightning.

00:09:20.300 It's insane, honestly.

00:09:21.540 I'm, like, I really applaud this.

00:09:23.180 I really do.

00:09:24.000 I hate bringing up your own clips to you.

00:09:27.000 But, obviously, I do want to talk about it with you.

00:09:28.860 No, please.

00:09:29.560 The clip of you talking about.

00:09:33.740 Like, I don't even know where.

00:09:34.840 There's so many things that could be.

00:09:37.480 Well, first, you preface it by going, Mom, if you're watching, stop.

00:09:40.820 And then you're talking about holding the headboard sitting on someone's face.

00:09:44.280 And then a finger all of a sudden.

00:09:46.780 My head.

00:09:47.560 I'm in euphoria.

00:09:48.460 I'm experiencing it.

00:09:49.300 What is this? 0.99

00:09:50.040 Finger up my butt. 1.00

00:09:51.820 Descending to heaven. 0.99

00:09:52.800 Like, literally.

00:09:53.960 And you want to know what.

00:09:54.980 And that's what.

00:09:55.700 Okay.

00:09:56.060 So, and I went into very grave detail with that story as well.

00:09:59.800 And, of course, I did tell my mom.

00:10:01.720 Right.

00:10:02.140 Please just mute it.

00:10:03.060 Yeah.

00:10:03.800 And, of course, she did it.

00:10:04.660 And then I get a text from her.

00:10:05.620 I get a paragraph text from her.

00:10:06.840 And she's, like, you know what?

00:10:07.780 Like, Em, you really need to stop.

00:10:09.280 Like, she was, like, you really need to, like, enough with the vulgar jokes. 1.00

00:10:13.100 Hey, let's tempt this.

00:10:13.700 Like, there's, she was, like, there's young people out there that look up to you.

00:10:18.840 I was, like, I was, like, okay. 1.00

00:10:20.600 And they should get a finger up their ass one of these days. 1.00

00:10:22.460 Okay, yeah. 1.00

00:10:22.520 A bitch can't have a euphoric feeling. 1.00

00:10:23.840 I don't know. 1.00

00:10:23.900 Like, damn. 0.99

00:10:24.260 Like, I can't have a euphoric feeling. 1.00

00:10:25.960 Like, the hell?

00:10:26.620 Oh, I can't experience nirvana? 0.88

00:10:28.320 Yeah.

00:10:28.760 Right.

00:10:28.940 I'm not allowed to?

00:10:29.680 Right.

00:10:29.980 No, exactly.

00:10:30.420 And I'm just, like, Mom, you just don't get it.

00:10:32.260 It's, like, you don't understand. 0.99

00:10:33.680 Sounds like someone needs a finger up their butt. 1.00

00:10:34.420 I'm young and turned. 0.99

00:10:35.180 Yeah, literally.

00:10:36.040 I'm, like, no, for real.

00:10:36.960 I'm, like, maybe you should try it sometime.

00:10:38.480 Like, I don't know.

00:10:39.240 Like.

00:10:39.740 Sorry, I don't know what to tell you.

00:10:40.620 I'm young and turned.

00:10:41.180 Yeah, like, sorry.

00:10:42.080 Like, literally.

00:10:42.940 But.

00:10:43.660 I know.

00:10:44.000 And I'm, like, hey, I can't.

00:10:45.540 You can't say I didn't warn you.

00:10:46.640 You can't say I didn't warn you.

00:10:47.660 Girl, I did give you a heads up.

00:10:49.460 Yeah.

00:10:49.700 And, of course, she's not going to.

00:10:50.800 Because curiosity is getting the better of her.

00:10:52.480 Yes, of course.

00:10:53.160 Of course.

00:10:53.540 And I'm, like, you know me by now.

00:10:54.980 I'm, like, you know.

00:10:55.980 Like, you've seen this.

00:10:57.580 You've heard.

00:10:57.980 She watches everything I do.

00:10:59.200 Everything I do.

00:10:59.980 Like, literally.

00:11:00.940 And I won't even tell her to watch it.

00:11:02.340 She'll just find it.

00:11:03.320 You know?

00:11:03.520 Like, this she's going to find.

00:11:04.340 Like, she's going to watch it.

00:11:05.440 Like, and so.

00:11:06.140 The same way I'm consuming you at the same time.

00:11:08.040 Yeah.

00:11:08.320 Me and your mom watching the same edits of you.

00:11:10.260 I'm, like, girl, how are you even.

00:11:11.000 And it's so funny.

00:11:11.540 Because she doesn't, like, do social media.

00:11:13.220 She has, like, a TikTok.

00:11:14.320 But I don't even know if she has a TikTok.

00:11:16.260 I think she just has the app on her phone.

00:11:17.940 Like, I don't even think she's logged in.

00:11:19.420 No, yeah.

00:11:19.760 She has no Facebook, Instagram.

00:11:25.660 I don't know how to find.

00:11:26.100 I don't know.

00:11:26.620 Yeah.

00:11:26.900 You're all.

00:11:27.360 Props to her. 1.00

00:11:27.780 How did you find me?

00:11:28.860 Yeah.

00:11:29.140 I'm literally, I'm like, what?

00:11:32.200 Well, another thing I loved watching you do is go to your first hockey game.

00:11:35.360 Or a hockey game.

00:11:36.320 I don't know if it was your first one.

00:11:37.400 Yes.

00:11:37.760 How was it?

00:11:38.340 Oh, my God.

00:11:38.640 It was so much fun.

00:11:39.700 It was so much fun.

00:11:40.360 I went to one when I was way younger.

00:11:43.280 In, like, high school.

00:11:44.040 I went to a Rangers game in New York.

00:11:46.720 But this game, it was the Ducks versus the Rangers.

00:11:50.180 Which, so I was like, okay, still Rangers.

00:11:51.860 Cool.

00:11:52.700 And it was, yeah, in Anaheim.

00:11:54.440 And I was, like, thinking.

00:11:55.800 I'm like, okay, it's, like, Anaheim.

00:11:58.220 So, I'm like, it's not going to be, like, that crazy.

00:12:00.800 Like, I thought the budget wasn't going to be there.

00:12:02.660 I was like, because no offense.

00:12:03.660 Sorry to any Ducks fans out there.

00:12:05.260 Sorry to Anaheim.

00:12:06.260 Literally, I was like, sorry to any Ducks.

00:12:07.620 I was like, I didn't think, like, y'all would have the budget that the Rangers would have.

00:12:10.100 Did you go to the Honda Center?

00:12:11.800 Yeah.

00:12:12.160 And then also, once we got there, they were like, oh, it's the Honda Center.

00:12:14.360 I'm like, oh, wait, okay.

00:12:15.340 So, this might be.

00:12:16.080 I was like, wait, so this might be, like.

00:12:17.460 And it was so much fun.

00:12:18.780 And they definitely had a little bit of budget there.

00:12:21.220 And they had all the cool, like, you know.

00:12:23.840 The graphics and everything.

00:12:24.720 Yeah, the graphics. 0.99

00:12:25.380 Like, projecting it onto the ice and shit. 0.99

00:12:27.600 I was like, I don't know why I thought it was going to be, like, rinky-dink as fuck. 0.99

00:12:31.060 Like, I don't know why I thought it was going to be, like, a freaking, like, high school, like, hockey game. 0.98

00:12:34.980 I was like, yeah, it's not going to be that crazy.

00:12:36.340 But it was so fun.

00:12:37.540 It was so much.

00:12:38.060 Oh, T.

00:12:38.640 Yeah, it was really fun.

00:12:39.280 You are a big Heated Rivalry fan.

00:12:40.580 Very big Heated Rivalry fan.

00:12:42.200 Absolutely.

00:12:42.300 Do you have, like, a fave on Heated Rivalry character?

00:12:46.540 Pershing, whatever.

00:12:47.620 I just love Shane.

00:12:48.740 Yeah.

00:12:49.240 I just love him.

00:12:50.400 He's just so sweetie pie.

00:12:51.900 Like, I really do.

00:12:52.960 I just resonate with him.

00:12:53.280 And that's the Canadian one. 0.51

00:12:54.540 Yes, that's the Canadian one.

00:12:55.580 And then the Russian one, his name is?

00:12:58.120 Ilya.

00:12:58.600 Perfect.

00:12:59.340 But honestly, and so I, like, I did the first watch through. 0.98

00:13:02.720 And I was like, wait, this show's fucking amazing.

00:13:04.500 And then, of course, after, you know, I was watching the show, I'm getting all these edits 0.96

00:13:08.600 and all these, like, just more info about it.

00:13:10.660 And, like, watching the show, I just thought it was so incredible and amazing.

00:13:14.420 But then learning, like, how short, like, they filmed the whole thing in, like, 30 days.

00:13:20.440 Like, they had, like, no budget.

00:13:22.360 Yeah.

00:13:22.400 Like, they found out, like, a month before that they had both got the parts.

00:13:26.580 Ilya didn't know.

00:13:27.580 Well, Connors is real name.

00:13:29.120 But he didn't know any Russian at all.

00:13:31.900 He did, like, Russian lessons every single day.

00:13:34.180 Like, and his Russian is, like, great.

00:13:36.500 Like, I don't want to speak Russian.

00:13:37.980 But people who speak Russian, they were like, hey, he, like, he sounds really freaking good.

00:13:41.500 Like, his inflection's really good.

00:13:42.880 And so it's just so impressive to, like, see what they did with, like, not a crazy budget

00:13:48.640 and, like, little time.

00:13:49.940 Yeah.

00:13:50.280 Totally.

00:13:50.900 So cool.

00:13:52.020 Yeah.

00:13:52.560 I haven't, again, like, everybody on the show knows I haven't ventured yet.

00:13:56.140 I'm just, like, I, sometimes I, like, when it comes to things I really, really love or,

00:14:00.660 like, enjoy watching, I have to prepare.

00:14:03.600 And that's so real.

00:14:04.620 I have to, like, board the windows low key because that's all I'm going to think about.

00:14:07.880 And that's all I'm going to want to consume.

00:14:09.200 I promise you that's going to be you.

00:14:10.760 And I'm not one.

00:14:11.740 Like, see, that's where it got a little scary for me because, like, I was never one, like,

00:14:15.980 I wasn't, like, a One Direction stan.

00:14:18.080 Yeah.

00:14:18.280 Like, I was never, like, big into, like, any sort of, like, stan culture back in the day.

00:14:22.760 But now I'm, like, I see you and I hear you.

00:14:26.580 Like, to all the stan girlies out there, I'm, like, I, I literally, I'm, like, I see, 1.00

00:14:30.260 I'm, like, I see you and I understand now.

00:14:32.280 Because I'm, like, wow, this is what it feels like.

00:14:34.620 Like, I go to bed, like, and I'm, like, I'm thinking about them.

00:14:38.220 Like, I'm, like, I wake up, I'm thinking about them.

00:14:39.980 No, but it's just, like, it's insane.

00:14:41.840 Literally finger up the buzz.

00:14:42.920 Literally, it's insane.

00:14:43.720 Same thing.

00:14:44.000 Same feeling.

00:14:44.600 And then on Christmas Day, like, the episode, I'm, like, and we're going to watch it on Christmas 0.91

00:14:48.980 Day when it comes out, the fucking, like, the final episode. 0.88

00:14:51.660 Season finale. 0.98

00:14:52.360 It was just, honestly, it's magic.

00:14:54.480 It's really, it's magical.

00:14:55.460 You do need to prepare.

00:14:56.280 Yeah, that's why I've been, like, mentally preparing.

00:14:58.780 I'm, like, when I do venture, I'm going to have to make sure that none of my work suffers.

00:15:04.320 Because, like, that is what happens to me.

00:15:06.480 That's why I'm with video games, too.

00:15:08.080 Like, I had, I just finished playing Ghost of Yote.

00:15:11.820 Oh, I heard it's so good. 0.99

00:15:13.020 Oh, bitch, it's crazy good. 1.00

00:15:14.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:14.920 It's so good.

00:15:15.960 And it's, honestly, I think you would love to play it on stream.

00:15:18.140 If you ever did play it on stream, I think you would have a lot of fun.

00:15:20.420 It is, like, very gory, too.

00:15:22.060 But the storyline is tea, like, the storyline is tea.

00:15:25.660 But I had that game for months. 0.96

00:15:28.300 And then I was, like, I need to wait, like, because then all I think about is doing it all fucking day. 0.83

00:15:34.760 And then when I finally hit, like, my, I call it my Christmas break.

00:15:37.560 Like, when I'm, like, finally not working at all for, like, a week or two, I literally, the minute I woke up, I was, like, and I'm going to play that game.

00:15:45.800 And I played for 12 hours straight.

00:15:48.440 And it's so real. 1.00

00:15:49.100 And I take breaks to eat and shit. 0.99

00:15:50.880 And then I go back to playing. 0.99

00:15:52.060 I go to sleep thinking about it.

00:15:53.480 I wake up thinking about it, excited to play it again.

00:15:56.260 I love that.

00:15:56.920 I fear that's what's going to happen to me when I venture.

00:15:59.300 It is.

00:15:59.500 It is what's going to happen.

00:16:00.060 So I'm going to, and I see the edits.

00:16:01.580 I'm seeing all the edits for Heated Rivalry.

00:16:03.900 I feel like I know almost the entire storyline because I never really care about spoilers.

00:16:07.240 Yeah.

00:16:07.660 So I let people tell me spoilers all the time.

00:16:09.440 So you're like, yeah.

00:16:10.060 But when, it's still exactly, like, even if you do know, like, a little bit of what's going on, it's still going to be, like, an experience when you're watching it happen.

00:16:17.180 Well, I'm boarding my windows as we speak.

00:16:19.680 Yeah, no, but I am kind of, like, with video games, I get, like, that, too.

00:16:22.860 I'm like that with Marvel Rivals.

00:16:24.560 I'm like that with Marvel.

00:16:25.240 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:16:25.960 You told me about Marvel.

00:16:26.640 And it's literally, it's like, but I do it in a way where I'm like, I just, like, I need a hit.

00:16:30.540 I'm like, I just need, I just need one game.

00:16:32.120 Like, literally, I'm like, I get on, I'm like, I just need, I just need one match.

00:16:34.540 Just give me one.

00:16:35.240 Just give me one.

00:16:35.880 Like, I play at least one match a day, and the matches, they're, like, 20-minute long games usually.

00:16:41.220 So I'm like, I just need one.

00:16:42.420 And then I play my one, and I'm just like, all right, I'm good, I'm good.

00:16:44.700 Like, so that's it, and that's all I need.

00:16:46.100 I'm just going to be, like, I'm good.

00:16:46.960 Just a little one or two hits, and then I'm good.

00:16:50.220 Then I'm good.

00:16:50.760 Scratch that itch.

00:16:51.500 Yeah, no, and that's it.

00:16:52.440 I had never heard of Marvel Rifles until you told me about it when you came to my house.

00:16:55.760 Yeah, and you told me about it, and then you were like, but I just like to run around and heal people.

00:16:59.320 Yeah, that's my favorite part.

00:17:00.180 No, that's literally me.

00:17:00.980 I'm like, and I'm just in the back healing.

00:17:02.440 I'm like, you need, you got, like, I got you, I got you, I got you.

00:17:05.100 Everyone's healed.

00:17:05.640 We're all good.

00:17:06.160 Yeah, and it's, yeah, and it's funny, too, because I'm just like, there's so many characters to play,

00:17:11.600 but I'm like, I literally pick the same, like, three characters, and I have them, like, max the fuck out.

00:17:15.740 For all of my, like, games ever, I always pick, like, ones where you have multiple people you can pick, like Mario Kart.

00:17:22.360 Who are you in Mario Kart?

00:17:23.660 Shy Guy.

00:17:24.300 I like Shy Guy.

00:17:24.940 See, so is my man.

00:17:26.000 Really?

00:17:26.440 Yeah, he's also Shy Guy.

00:17:26.980 I love Shy Guy.

00:17:27.980 I just, yeah, he's just so sweet.

00:17:29.360 I'm Toad.

00:17:29.900 Toad, okay. 0.98

00:17:30.680 Yeah, I feel like my sister's dry bones, which I think is obvious she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:17:34.680 Ooh, my brother used to, yeah, my, what does that mean, my brother? 0.57

00:17:37.000 I'm like, my brother, my brother used to always pick dry bones when we used to play when we were younger.

00:17:41.000 Yeah, my sister picked dry bones, and then when we would play, like, as a family, because we love that game,

00:17:46.180 and we'll play for hours as a family, but, like, my sister, whenever she would have something to throw at someone else,

00:17:51.620 she'd be like, who's ready to go to bone town?

00:17:55.160 She'd say it every time.

00:17:57.000 I love that.

00:17:59.400 You're like, okay, like, hit me, I guess.

00:18:02.560 Who's ready to go to bone town?

00:18:04.920 That's so good. 0.99

00:18:05.100 But she would just say it, like, when she had, like, a fucking blue shell or something, and be like, just vote, just vote. 1.00

00:18:09.700 Just fucking vote. 1.00

00:18:10.460 Just throw it. 1.00

00:18:11.200 Just throw it. 0.99

00:18:11.920 Just throw it. 0.99

00:18:12.480 Oh, my God.

00:18:13.040 Have you, I haven't played the new one.

00:18:14.240 You've played the new one on the Switch, too?

00:18:15.340 No, I haven't played the new one.

00:18:16.660 I heard it's insane.

00:18:17.660 That's what my sister said.

00:18:18.560 She said that one's way more fun, which I was like, dang.

00:18:21.140 I know.

00:18:21.520 I need to try that out.

00:18:22.480 Me, too.

00:18:23.100 And see what it's talking about.

00:18:24.100 I did get a new Switch, though, for Christmas, because my last Switch got stolen.

00:18:28.260 R.I.P.

00:18:29.220 No.

00:18:29.400 Off the plane.

00:18:30.420 Are you serious?

00:18:31.360 Yeah, I left it on JetBlue, first of all.

00:18:35.440 I'm not going to point fingers, but it was JetBlue.

00:18:37.580 I put them, like, they have this, like, compartment thing that's, like, a net.

00:18:40.900 So I put that and my Kindle in there, and I literally only had one singular game on my

00:18:45.560 Switch, and it was Tiny Bookshop.

00:18:47.160 Have you ever played that game?

00:18:48.760 I started playing that because of your sister, because we were talking about it.

00:18:52.540 We were talking about it at your house, and I literally downloaded it, like, a few days

00:18:56.620 later, and I always play it at night.

00:18:58.480 I always play it at night, and they're like, I'm looking for a book that's, like, and mind

00:19:01.360 you, I'm like, I'm the worst. 0.98

00:19:02.280 I'm like, bitch, I don't even know what fiction means. 1.00

00:19:04.320 Literally, I'm like, uh, fucking. 1.00

00:19:06.280 And I'm like, here, take this one. 0.99

00:19:07.940 Take Hamlet.

00:19:08.660 I'm like, take Hamlet.

00:19:09.700 And they get mad.

00:19:11.000 You know when they get mad at, like, the swiggles? 0.51

00:19:12.420 They're like, ah, this is what I was looking for.

00:19:13.740 I'm like, whatever, bro. 0.97

00:19:14.560 I don't fucking know. 0.98

00:19:15.240 I'm so bad at it. 0.97

00:19:15.920 Whatever you want the book or not.

00:19:16.860 I'm like, you're haggling with them. 0.99

00:19:18.360 I'm like, you're in my damn bookshop. 0.99

00:19:19.400 You're in my tiny bookshop right now. 0.99

00:19:21.380 No, but it's so cute.

00:19:22.480 It's such a cute game. 1.00

00:19:23.220 I loved that fucking game. 1.00

00:19:25.120 I played for so long. 1.00

00:19:26.240 I had four bookshelves.

00:19:28.100 Oh, you were like, yeah. 1.00

00:19:29.600 Yeah, the shit was hard. 1.00

00:19:30.660 Like, I literally posted about it. 1.00

00:19:31.940 I said, I literally had four bookshelves.

00:19:34.080 Well, first of all, when it got stolen, I left the plane without taking them out of

00:19:37.880 the net.

00:19:38.600 But I remembered as I walked off the plane.

00:19:41.140 So by the time I got to baggage claim to go tell lost and found, it was about 20 minutes.

00:19:45.660 And the lady was like, oh, yeah, we could probably just bring them right down because 1.00

00:19:48.080 you guys just de-plained.

00:19:49.220 And I was like, perfect.

00:19:50.480 And so we're waiting for our luggage.

00:19:52.300 And then she sends a guy, first of all, sends a man to go retrieve it. 0.99

00:19:57.180 When you ask a man to go look, just fucking forget it. 0.99

00:20:00.340 Yeah, literally forget it. 1.00

00:20:01.120 Let him say he didn't find anything and then send a bitch in there. 1.00

00:20:04.000 And so then he comes back. 0.98

00:20:05.320 I didn't find anything.

00:20:06.420 And then I was like, it's in there.

00:20:08.140 I know it's in there.

00:20:08.960 Unless someone who's cleaning the plane took it, I know it's in there.

00:20:11.940 And she was like, well, I'm going to send my coworker who was a girl. 1.00

00:20:14.720 So she went and she's like, all I found was the Kendall. 0.99

00:20:17.540 And I was like, so that guy probably took my fucking switch. 0.96

00:20:21.220 And I posted about it because I was, I literally cried about it because I was so angry. 1.00

00:20:24.400 And then, because it just feels mean to steal shit. 0.99

00:20:26.500 I was like, why would you do that? 0.99

00:20:27.560 Why would you take that?

00:20:28.240 There's only one game on there.

00:20:29.140 And the switch is like five years old.

00:20:30.440 And so I literally said, at least take care of my bookshop. 1.00

00:20:33.420 Fuck. 1.00

00:20:33.740 No, like, can you at least do that? 1.00

00:20:35.400 Can you promise me that?

00:20:36.580 Like, take care of my bookshop.

00:20:38.300 At least foster my bookshop. 0.99

00:20:39.320 I'm going to go on your deathbed.

00:20:40.420 You're like, can you please promise me?

00:20:42.000 Like, please promise me.

00:20:42.400 You'll look after my bookshop.

00:20:43.480 You'll look after my bookshop.

00:20:44.560 But then also, too, that's more sketchy because it's like, because the Kindle was there.

00:20:49.160 That's what I said.

00:20:49.480 Like, I feel like if they had really found nothing, then whatever.

00:20:51.880 But it's like, but then the girl goes in and she finds the Kindle.

00:20:54.840 Minutes apart, mind you.

00:20:56.140 He doesn't want to read.

00:20:57.220 No, I know you don't want to read.

00:20:58.660 Yeah.

00:20:58.820 And yeah, my Kindle cover does have the word smut written all over it in a million different fonts.

00:21:04.560 So what?

00:21:05.440 And I had to describe that to the jet blue lady. 1.00

00:21:07.600 Yeah.

00:21:08.380 Yeah.

00:21:08.660 I went through enough that night.

00:21:09.660 You're like, yeah.

00:21:10.460 So this is what it says on it.

00:21:11.860 And when I posted about it, I was like, at least take care of my bookshop.

00:21:15.340 Like, I literally put it in my Instagram story because I'm so annoyed about it.

00:21:17.960 And I said, I had four bookshelves.

00:21:20.040 And someone DMed me and was like, four? 0.97

00:21:21.820 How fucking long have you been playing that thing? 0.67

00:21:23.560 I've been playing it for like, I think I put a good amount of hours in there. 0.98

00:21:26.460 And I got one with the mini bookshop.

00:21:28.320 I got like the big one and then like a mini bookshop.

00:21:30.540 I had the big one and the little one.

00:21:32.600 I had that one for months.

00:21:33.560 And then I had, now I had, well, not anymore.

00:21:36.360 I had three big ones, one little one. 0.99

00:21:39.420 Damn. 1.00

00:21:39.780 Yeah, girl. 0.99

00:21:40.480 I was like, do you have any idea how long I had to sell books for to get those?

00:21:46.920 Oh, God.

00:21:47.820 It was devastating. 1.00

00:21:49.080 Damn. 0.99

00:21:49.340 But I do love that game. 0.99

00:21:50.480 And I got a Switch for Christmas.

00:21:52.280 My man caught me a new Switch, which is funny because I also got him one for Christmas.

00:21:55.860 Oh, really?

00:21:56.360 Which we didn't know.

00:21:56.740 Like, I got him the big one and he got me the light.

00:21:59.120 Uh-huh.

00:21:59.680 And I was like, a lot of people were telling me you could probably log into your Nintendo

00:22:03.020 account and then just, it will just upload Tiny Bookshop.

00:22:05.780 And I was like, oh my God, perfect.

00:22:07.200 So I did that with my new Switch.

00:22:09.220 And then I went on there.

00:22:10.140 It says, you have to have the old Switch and like, almost like, touch them.

00:22:14.400 And I was like, no.

00:22:17.480 That's so upsetting.

00:22:18.560 Gone forever.

00:22:19.080 I was like, I'm not playing it again.

00:22:20.620 No. 1.00

00:22:20.720 I was like, I'm not re-earning all of that shit. 1.00

00:22:22.720 I'm not. 1.00

00:22:23.220 No.

00:22:23.760 I can't do it. 1.00

00:22:24.880 You can't fucking make me do it. 1.00

00:22:26.240 No. 0.99

00:22:26.840 No, that's too much.

00:22:27.900 It's a lot.

00:22:28.720 Yeah.

00:22:29.220 I agree.

00:22:30.040 I was on Good Pizza, Great Pizza for a long time.

00:22:32.740 That's a real fun, little cozy, mindless one.

00:22:35.220 Or Good Coffee, Great Coffee.

00:22:36.500 That was also a good one.

00:22:37.000 I did that one on my iPad at one point.

00:22:38.940 I was like, I was into like an iPad game at one point.

00:22:42.180 Yeah.

00:22:42.680 You know what?

00:22:43.300 It's funny because I recently got an iPad for the first time last year.

00:22:47.860 And I was, for a while, I was kind of like, this is cool. 0.95

00:22:50.260 Like, it felt almost like, damn, like, do I need more electronics?

00:22:53.840 But then I started really using my iPad recently. 0.91

00:22:56.140 And I was like, I think I'm an iPad girl.

00:22:58.660 I need to get back into it.

00:22:59.800 Because when I first got it, I was like, with the pencil, I was like, okay. 0.97

00:23:02.760 Like, but now I'm like, I don't fucking touch it. 0.93

00:23:04.840 Like, I have not charged that. 0.98

00:23:06.340 Like, that thing has not been turned on.

00:23:07.920 That's how I felt about it when I first got it.

00:23:09.520 Yeah.

00:23:09.720 And I was kind of like, I don't know.

00:23:11.640 Because a lot of girls were like, it's just me and my iPad against the world.

00:23:14.500 And then, like, obviously, Alex loves her iPad.

00:23:17.380 She brings it everywhere.

00:23:18.960 And I started bringing my iPad everywhere.

00:23:20.980 And now I can play my shows wherever I go.

00:23:23.580 That's convenient.

00:23:24.020 And I was kind of like, hmm.

00:23:26.380 And then I started using Pinterest.

00:23:27.880 Are you on Pinterest?

00:23:29.760 I'll use it, like, once in a blue moon.

00:23:32.000 Yeah, me too.

00:23:32.640 To, like, look for something.

00:23:33.540 But that's how I've always been with Pinterest.

00:23:35.140 I've never really gotten into it. 0.99

00:23:36.480 But now that I'm planning my wedding, I've, like, been all up in that shit. 1.00

00:23:39.880 Absolutely. 0.99

00:23:40.200 Okay, that's, like, the perfect time to be all up in there.

00:23:42.260 And I was, like, making boards on my iPad with Pinterest.

00:23:45.920 And I was like, this is tea.

00:23:47.000 That is fun.

00:23:47.860 Yeah.

00:23:48.140 No, that is, like, that's just peak of girlhood right there.

00:23:51.080 Like, that really is.

00:23:52.160 The girls are on to something with Pinterest.

00:23:53.520 So I was like, this is honestly kind of tea.

00:23:56.380 I'm having a blast doing this.

00:23:57.780 Just, like, save that to the board.

00:23:59.520 Like, literally.

00:24:01.060 Pinning things I'll never do and never use.

00:24:03.480 Yeah.

00:24:03.980 Sometimes I'll go back and look at my pins.

00:24:05.540 I'm like, why would I pin that?

00:24:07.140 I still have some from when I was, like, really young.

00:24:09.420 Like, a tattoo board when I was, like, 16.

00:24:11.480 I'm like, oh, my God.

00:24:12.920 Thank God I did not do some of these. 1.00

00:24:15.100 Like, holy shit. 0.99

00:24:16.620 Like, some of them are so bad. 0.99

00:24:18.020 And I'm, like, these were, like, literally.

00:24:19.400 I'm like, these are ones that I was, like, fully planning on getting if I ever had the

00:24:22.520 money to.

00:24:23.040 I'm like, thank God. 0.99

00:24:23.860 I was broke as fuck. 0.99

00:24:24.960 I'm like, thank God. 0.99

00:24:26.260 Thank God I had no access to that.

00:24:28.360 That's how I was, too, when I logged into my Pinterest for the first time, literally

00:24:31.440 last year.

00:24:32.120 I think I had it in, like, 2015 was, like, the first time I ever got one.

00:24:37.260 Never really used it.

00:24:38.300 I think I used it, like, five times total.

00:24:40.400 But when I was looking at some of the boards I made, I said, you're like, who was this?

00:24:44.480 Yeah, like, one of them was called, oh, my God.

00:24:46.860 I can't even remember what I named it. 0.98

00:24:48.020 I named shit so weird and cringe. 0.98

00:24:49.820 Like, well, one of them was called FAT in all caps. 0.99

00:24:52.420 And I don't encourage that.

00:24:54.800 I'm just telling you, that was one of them.

00:24:56.480 And it was a lot of recipes.

00:24:57.400 I don't know why I did that.

00:24:58.960 Right.

00:24:59.380 Awful.

00:24:59.760 You're like, I'm just telling you what it was.

00:25:00.880 I'm just being honest.

00:25:02.240 But then, like, one of them was called, like, Silly Things or something.

00:25:05.760 And it was just a bunch of, like, quotes from, like, different TV shows.

00:25:10.360 Like, it was almost like I was using it, like, Tumblr or, like, how Tumblr was back in the

00:25:14.040 day. 0.97

00:25:14.560 But it were, like, cringy-ass quotes from, like, movies and shit. 0.98

00:25:17.940 I can't even remember one specifically. 0.99

00:25:19.440 Probably on purpose because it was so humiliating.

00:25:22.500 But I was, like, looking at it and I was like, oh, my God.

00:25:24.900 Good thing I logged into this and I'm deleting all of this.

00:25:27.160 And it's gone forever.

00:25:28.400 Like, into the ether.

00:25:29.000 It's mostly just cringe.

00:25:29.840 Yeah.

00:25:30.500 When I was, like, were you on Facebook, like, back in the day?

00:25:32.920 Wait, how old are you again?

00:25:34.000 29.

00:25:34.600 Okay, yeah.

00:25:35.060 So, you're close to my age.

00:25:35.920 I'm 30.

00:25:36.360 So, when I was, like, when we were, like, high school, do you remember how people would

00:25:40.640 post statuses or, like, Facebook statuses and they would be, like, like this and I'll

00:25:45.620 say something, one truth about you or something like that?

00:25:48.260 Oh, my God.

00:25:48.940 Absolutely.

00:25:49.500 Girl, I used to do those all day.

00:25:53.220 Like, as soon as, like, every night, like, every day when you get home from school, you're,

00:25:56.000 like, all right, like, for a TBH.

00:25:57.380 Like, who wants to see me, like, literally, like, like, for a TBH.

00:26:00.360 Like, some of my oldest, like, I would sometimes take tweets and make them Facebook statuses.

00:26:07.060 Okay.

00:26:07.640 I can think of one right now that literally makes me, like, it makes me want to rip my

00:26:11.600 eyelids off and I'm being vulnerable.

00:26:14.080 So, I don't want to hear it.

00:26:15.380 Okay.

00:26:15.820 But one of them I literally put, I'm, like, getting nervous.

00:26:19.220 I'm, like, I feel like my lip is sweating because I'm getting nervous.

00:26:21.600 But it was literally the word FLIRT in all caps.

00:26:24.780 But then each capital letter was in parentheses.

00:26:28.680 Kind of, like, realize, realize, realize.

00:26:30.840 F-L-I, okay, yeah. 0.99

00:26:31.720 But it was, like, it's obviously the spells out FLIRT.

00:26:36.760 But instead of that, it's, like, forget, oh, yeah, it's forget, love, I'd rather tease.

00:26:44.260 That's what it is.

00:26:45.960 It's funny.

00:26:47.280 Ah!

00:26:48.100 Ah!

00:26:48.760 Ah!

00:26:48.980 Oh, wow!

00:26:50.120 I felt a chill go down my spine.

00:26:51.800 No, that's beautiful.

00:26:52.920 Reliving it.

00:26:53.680 Wow!

00:26:53.840 Me just putting it as if I came up with it.

00:26:56.080 Like, and you're just, like, oh, copy and paste.

00:26:57.900 You're, like, boom, and send that to the wall.

00:26:59.560 Like, you're, like, and post it on my wall.

00:27:01.040 And post that on my wall.

00:27:02.360 Oh, my God.

00:27:03.260 I literally went through a phase where I was, like, going back and looking just for fun.

00:27:06.760 I think it was, like, during COVID.

00:27:07.780 And I was, like, going back and looking just to see the amount of things like that I would

00:27:12.100 post on, like, a daily basis.

00:27:14.140 Like, it's the most, like, people are, like, oh, my God, I was so awful and offensive.

00:27:18.640 And I'm sure I was at one point when I was a kid.

00:27:21.500 But, like, most of it was just the cringiest.

00:27:24.220 The cringiest of it all.

00:27:25.260 Like, oh, my God, it was the most, like.

00:27:27.500 I have some bad ones, too. 0.98

00:27:28.900 Because, you know, okay, so on Facebook where it's, like, today on this day, like, fucking 0.96

00:27:33.420 20 years ago, whatever.

00:27:35.180 But, like, the way that I used to type was what really scared me.

00:27:39.720 Like, I would do, like, let me, like, I know I got some screenshots.

00:27:45.220 And you're, like, I would do, like, sometimes when I would type I, I would do two I's lowercase. 0.99

00:27:50.500 The fuck? 0.99

00:27:52.560 Because I thought it looked cute. 1.00

00:27:53.780 I would do that.

00:27:54.800 Because I thought it looked cute. 0.99

00:27:55.900 And I'm, like, what the fuck? 0.97

00:27:56.920 Like, it was just, and then sometimes I would, like, capitalize, like, random. 0.99

00:28:00.840 Like, I'm, like, what are we doing?

00:28:02.220 Yeah, it's, like, every other, you're, like, trying to tart it up.

00:28:04.920 Because there was no real emojis or anything.

00:28:06.740 Yeah, no, exactly.

00:28:07.640 We were all using, like, just random little, like.

00:28:09.980 Or code.

00:28:10.620 Yeah.

00:28:11.060 Like, how they used to do on MySpace.

00:28:12.920 Oh, my God.

00:28:13.800 To change the font or whatever.

00:28:16.000 Like, you had to get real creative.

00:28:17.200 Yeah, very creative.

00:28:18.080 To express yourself.

00:28:18.820 And I would just, literally, I would just post anything that was going on in my brain.

00:28:23.360 Like, just the, it would just be, like, bored.

00:28:25.360 Like, I literally went, like, I would just post it.

00:28:27.560 Like, it would just be, like, bored.

00:28:28.940 You know what's funny, too, is I screenshot a few of these.

00:28:32.700 Because every time I would write something cringey like that.

00:28:35.780 Uh-huh.

00:28:36.520 Or I would write, like, bored. 0.99

00:28:38.660 Just had a Coke Zero or, like, shit like that. 0.99

00:28:40.560 Like, literally. 0.99

00:28:41.360 Like, any time I, any thought, any, like, passing.

00:28:44.040 It was almost, like, stream of consciousness is what I would post.

00:28:46.860 Uh-huh.

00:28:47.200 For some reason, my dad went through a phase where he would comment on every status of mine. 1.00

00:28:53.400 And he would write shit. 0.99

00:28:54.500 Because I would go crazy in the summer because I'd have no school. 1.00

00:28:57.080 And my dad would write shit, like, hope those chores are done. 0.99

00:29:00.540 Like, shit like that on my, and I would literally be like, dad. 1.00

00:29:02.840 You're like, dad. 1.00

00:29:03.040 You're embarrassing me.

00:29:04.740 Dad, if the hoes are going to see this. 1.00

00:29:06.740 Literally, like, fuck the hoes. 1.00

00:29:08.280 If the hoes are watching me. 1.00

00:29:09.980 I literally was like, stop.

00:29:11.840 I literally had to have a talk with my dad.

00:29:13.840 I was like, you need to stop bullying me on Facebook.

00:29:16.360 Like, this is really embarrassing.

00:29:17.240 But my dad was so, like.

00:29:19.120 He brought that up as hilarious.

00:29:20.100 Yeah, or he would write, what does this even mean?

00:29:22.640 My dad trolling me.

00:29:24.440 Oh, my God.

00:29:25.500 My dad was my number one off.

00:29:26.880 Yeah, literally.

00:29:27.780 Like, turn.

00:29:28.640 Oh, my God.

00:29:29.460 That actually reminds me.

00:29:31.320 Oh, my God.

00:29:31.960 I feel so weak.

00:29:34.820 I just feel like you were similar to me in that.

00:29:37.340 I'm going to cry.

00:29:38.400 Wait.

00:29:38.720 Okay.

00:29:39.160 Just give me a second here.

00:29:40.480 Because, like.

00:29:42.000 Dude, my dad would troll me so often that I had to have a talk with him.

00:29:45.540 Like, that's actually crazy.

00:29:47.080 I'm like, hey, buddy.

00:29:47.900 You're scaring off the hoes. 1.00

00:29:49.760 The hoes are being scared off by you. 1.00

00:29:52.240 This one.

00:29:52.840 Okay.

00:29:53.020 I'm going to show this to the camera.

00:29:54.960 I don't know if you guys can assume this.

00:29:56.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:56.920 Okay, well, I'm going to show you first.

00:29:58.560 Okay, wait.

00:29:59.200 I can't read it.

00:30:02.680 The broken heart.

00:30:03.820 I don't miss him.

00:30:05.080 I miss who I thought he was.

00:30:07.080 With the W-A-S-S-S broken heart emoji.

00:30:11.160 December 2nd, 2009.

00:30:12.100 It's like this slash three.

00:30:14.160 Literally.

00:30:14.620 Like, December 2nd, 2009.

00:30:15.800 I miss who I thought he was. 0.99

00:30:17.500 Like, who, bitch? 1.00

00:30:18.340 You know what's funny? 1.00

00:30:18.920 I had a ton like that.

00:30:20.160 I couldn't date in high school.

00:30:21.500 I would post stuff like that.

00:30:22.580 Yeah.

00:30:22.780 I could not date in high school.

00:30:24.120 So, I really had no one that I.

00:30:26.380 It was like a figment of my own imagination.

00:30:28.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:28.880 Kind of just like, like, walk past shit. 0.99

00:30:30.500 Yeah, I was like, yeah, they'd be like, who are you talking about? 1.00

00:30:32.300 I'm like, I don't know.

00:30:33.280 Even though the answer is nobody.

00:30:34.460 Nobody.

00:30:35.400 I made that up.

00:30:36.480 Literally no one.

00:30:37.160 I took that off Twitter and I put it on here.

00:30:39.360 Because I just like the angst of it all.

00:30:42.060 Yeah, and I was like, and that man in the comments is my dad.

00:30:44.380 I don't know why he keeps writing that. 0.99

00:30:46.080 Oh, my fucking God. 0.99

00:30:46.700 Like, Dace, remember I was telling you that he wrote, hope those chores are done on like more 0.99

00:30:50.980 than one of my statuses to a point where I was like, dad, oh, my God, bro.

00:30:56.760 Oh, my God, bro.

00:30:58.180 Literally.

00:30:58.660 I'm like, oh, my God.

00:30:59.920 Oh, my God.

00:31:00.900 No, there were so many bad ones. 1.00

00:31:02.200 Every day with this shit with you, man. 1.00

00:31:03.040 So many bad ones. 1.00

00:31:04.340 It literally, I'm just like, girl, who were we even talking about?

00:31:06.640 Like, I swore.

00:31:08.300 Okay, this one's killing me.

00:31:09.920 Because you know how sometimes like, because it would say like your name.

00:31:12.900 Yeah.

00:31:13.060 And then so like some people would be like it because it says your name and then they'd be like, is.

00:31:17.960 Yeah.

00:31:18.500 So, okay. 1.00

00:31:19.560 This one says is fucking done with all these fake ass hoes. 1.00

00:31:24.600 March 3rd, 2010. 1.00

00:31:27.280 I'm freshman in high school.

00:31:28.460 What was going on?

00:31:29.260 I don't know.

00:31:29.800 Freshman in high school, by the way. 0.95

00:31:31.180 Like, I don't know what somebody had me fucked up. 0.99

00:31:33.140 I literally like somebody had me fucked up. 1.00

00:31:35.240 Somebody had me so fucked up. 1.00

00:31:36.400 Mind you, probably friends with them on Facebook as I'm saying that. 1.00

00:31:39.480 So I'm like, I'm fake as fuck. 1.00

00:31:40.660 Like, don't even know what the fuck. 1.00

00:31:43.120 Just so embarrassing. 0.99

00:31:44.060 I'm so glad that shit is all wiped and gone. 0.99

00:31:46.000 Me too. 0.99

00:31:46.500 I, for real, like, that's why I was like, honestly, the worst things on like my earliest tweets and statuses are just humiliating in a very cringy young person way. 0.97

00:31:57.440 Like, and not, and I used to do those TBHs all the fucking time.

00:32:00.820 Or I'll tell you like, or one time I went through a phase where I was like, oh, I'll record a video. 0.90

00:32:07.000 Yes, and post it on your wall.

00:32:08.040 I would do that too.

00:32:09.080 And I'd be like, um, I guess you're cool.

00:32:12.100 That's it.

00:32:12.540 Mind you, literally me.

00:32:13.740 And some of these people would be like people that I've literally never talked to in real life, which kills me.

00:32:17.540 I'm like, why do I have a thousand friends on Facebook?

00:32:19.700 Don't even know half of these people.

00:32:21.180 And I would like, like, for a video.

00:32:22.500 And I'm literally like filming on my MacBook, like on the MacBook with like half my forehead cut off.

00:32:27.660 I'm like, hey, like the sepia filter on.

00:32:29.680 I'm like, hey, I'm just like, yeah, like heard you go to school with someone.

00:32:33.840 Like, they don't even go to my school.

00:32:34.920 Like, I don't even know. 0.99

00:32:35.520 I'm just, I'm like, what the fuck is the point? 0.97

00:32:36.920 Like, what are we doing? 0.98

00:32:38.380 Did you go to prom or anything in high school?

00:32:40.040 Yeah, I did.

00:32:40.820 How many times do you go to prom?

00:32:43.220 Sometimes people go three or four.

00:32:44.380 Three or four?

00:32:44.860 Oh, nice.

00:32:45.500 Yeah.

00:32:45.860 I went, I went my sophomore year, which that was like the, I felt so cool.

00:32:49.580 I got asked by a junior to go by sophomore year.

00:32:51.900 I was like, yeah, guys, I'm going to prom.

00:32:54.820 So I went, I went my sophomore year.

00:32:56.660 Then I went my junior year.

00:32:58.760 Yeah.

00:32:59.240 And then I think I went two times senior year, like one to mine and then one to another one.

00:33:03.280 So for me, I don't know.

00:33:04.500 But it was, prom was always a good time.

00:33:06.240 I had a good time with them.

00:33:07.120 I went twice.

00:33:08.240 I went, yeah, my junior, senior year.

00:33:10.680 My sophomore year, there was a guy that was actually really good friends with my now fiance at the time.

00:33:16.360 And he told me, I would ask you, but I just like really hate how much taller than me you are.

00:33:21.600 Like verbatim said that to my face.

00:33:23.080 And I was like, well, don't because I won't say yes.

00:33:26.340 Even though I was thinking in my head, I hope he asked me solely because I wanted to go that year with all my friends.

00:33:31.260 Not because I cared about him, but he was very short.

00:33:34.360 So he was like, I would ask you. 0.99

00:33:36.140 You're just like way too fucking tall. 0.99

00:33:38.140 And I was like, okay. 1.00

00:33:40.020 And you're way too fucking tall. 0.99

00:33:41.980 Like, what do you want me to say here, bro? 0.98

00:33:43.340 Which is funny because that year my sister went with this random guy that we met through my family.

00:33:50.920 Which is like common for a lot of Polynesian families too.

00:33:53.480 They like have friends, sons of friends like take their daughter to prom.

00:33:57.480 Yeah, because they're like family.

00:33:58.700 Yeah, like ish.

00:34:00.460 And so she had him take her and she barely knew that guy.

00:34:03.440 And my sister is a lesbian, obviously, but also so painfully shy that like she was like, I don't even want to talk to him. 1.00

00:34:13.060 Yeah, like she was so anxious.

00:34:15.960 And I remember I like went to go like say like, it's almost like a wedding.

00:34:20.180 You like go to the pictures and you're like, have fun when they leave.

00:34:23.540 And so we did that with her.

00:34:24.740 And I remember when she came home the next day, she was like, yeah, I don't know.

00:34:29.620 Like he's a little much.

00:34:31.420 And I was like, really?

00:34:32.380 And it was she said that he was like, so like, I don't know, like attention seeking, I guess.

00:34:37.340 He just was like trying to start dance circles a ton.

00:34:40.520 And then she was like, who brought that guy?

00:34:43.200 That's great.

00:34:43.720 Who is that guy?

00:34:44.660 Who's his date is that?

00:34:45.800 I would hate to have came with that guy.

00:34:48.500 God, I would hate to have come with that.

00:34:50.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:50.860 That guy's date sucks for her. 0.99

00:34:52.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:52.600 No, I can't.

00:34:53.320 I don't like a guy that dances too much.

00:34:55.380 I'm sorry.

00:34:56.000 Just does the most.

00:34:57.020 Just does the most in any aspect.

00:34:58.360 I'm just like, just calm it down a little bit.

00:35:00.120 Chill.

00:35:00.580 Yeah.

00:35:00.900 And I've told the story before about like my senior year.

00:35:03.280 I went.

00:35:03.780 No, my junior year.

00:35:05.000 Wait.

00:35:05.780 Oh, yeah.

00:35:05.980 That was her junior year that I didn't go.

00:35:07.380 My junior year was when I went with my date from hell, who was like a Mormon. 1.00

00:35:12.120 And he brought a friend.

00:35:13.320 And that was when I said he brought a friend.

00:35:15.840 Well, first, he suggested two friends to me.

00:35:17.900 The first one I had met already.

00:35:19.560 And they were both like really good looking dudes.

00:35:22.260 I was like, OK, yeah, that's totally fine.

00:35:24.120 Like me approving the date.

00:35:25.360 I'm like, yeah, that looks good.

00:35:26.260 That'll work for my sister. 0.99

00:35:27.280 For sure. 0.99

00:35:27.900 My sister's gay. 0.99

00:35:28.900 And then he's like, oh, he can't go anymore.

00:35:30.900 So I'm going to bring my other friend.

00:35:32.240 And I saw him.

00:35:33.040 I met him, too.

00:35:33.800 And he's also really good looking.

00:35:34.980 And I was like, OK, T, perfect.

00:35:36.660 Yeah.

00:35:37.240 And then he's like, that guy can't come anymore.

00:35:38.740 I'm going to bring my other friend.

00:35:39.600 And I go, OK, what does he look like?

00:35:41.080 No picture.

00:35:41.580 And I go, well, no, I'm a little nervous.

00:35:45.340 Just chopped.

00:35:46.340 Yeah, chopped.

00:35:47.100 It's getting chopped.

00:35:48.240 And then we never saw what he looked like until they were on their way to us.

00:35:53.140 And then he's like, oh, this is him.

00:35:54.780 And I was like, OK, well, how am I supposed to break this news to my sister?

00:35:58.720 Why am I picturing in my head Manny from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

00:36:01.900 You know him with like the little tooth?

00:36:03.300 Like that's what I'm picturing in my head. 1.00

00:36:05.160 Like for some reason, like him getting out the car and the friend is just like some little chopped ass shit. 0.99

00:36:09.660 Like, yeah, because my date was really good looking and tall and athletic and whatever. 0.99

00:36:15.120 And his buddy, he brought like, I remember when we first met them, we were like, oh, nice to meet you.

00:36:20.720 Like we had already met my date, but we'd never met him.

00:36:22.880 So really nice to meet you.

00:36:24.260 Nice to meet you.

00:36:24.760 And then they left.

00:36:25.780 And my sister goes, no, I'm so happy for you.

00:36:28.180 I'm glad he's here to be your date. 0.99

00:36:29.880 And he brought a substitute teacher to be fucking mine. 1.00

00:36:32.200 And then we laughed and she goes, what the fuck, bro? 1.00

00:36:34.760 And we laughed about it. 1.00

00:36:36.120 And it was crazy because they were both really rude.

00:36:38.720 Yeah.

00:36:39.020 So it felt okay to do that.

00:36:40.520 But like you guys, they were weird.

00:36:42.580 They were weird. 0.99

00:36:43.200 And my date was like, looked great and was one of the worst fucking people I've ever met in my life. 0.99

00:36:48.700 To this day, one of the worst people I've ever met in my life. 1.00

00:36:51.400 Just like total shit bag. 1.00

00:36:52.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:53.200 Just like real.

00:36:54.100 You can tell Mormon. 0.93

00:36:55.100 Like I know a lot.

00:36:55.920 I've known Mormons.

00:36:56.840 My dad's whole side of the family is Mormon.

00:36:59.200 My dad is not Mormon, but like I've just known Mormons for a long time.

00:37:03.300 So it's like they have a very specific energy about them.

00:37:06.980 Like if they were raised only within Mormon culture, they have no friends that are not Mormon. 0.51

00:37:11.320 And all they've ever known is like that bubble.

00:37:14.460 Is that bubble.

00:37:15.080 I know.

00:37:15.460 It's very like, I don't.

00:37:18.260 Okay.

00:37:18.480 I know somebody who's ex-Mormon that I used to be friends with.

00:37:21.540 But like, I don't know, like really.

00:37:23.960 I've never really met another Mormon besides that. 0.96

00:37:26.480 Really?

00:37:26.700 Yeah.

00:37:26.860 It's rare.

00:37:27.540 I'm finding out now, like as I am in this industry and I talk to people about that, they're like,

00:37:31.440 really?

00:37:31.920 Because it's like, they feel so like mythical almost because like they're not very common

00:37:36.820 out here.

00:37:37.380 Yeah.

00:37:37.600 It's just like, oh, especially out here too.

00:37:39.340 Yeah. 0.97

00:37:39.680 How the fuck to get out here? 0.96

00:37:40.820 Yeah. 0.98

00:37:41.040 For real.

00:37:41.640 No, exactly.

00:37:42.200 I have to make it into LA.

00:37:43.620 For real.

00:37:44.320 And a lot of Samoan people are Mormon.

00:37:46.900 I did not know that.

00:37:48.020 Yeah.

00:37:48.200 They're Mormon or Christian.

00:37:49.400 It's like never any in between.

00:37:50.920 It's always Mormon, Christian or not at all. 1.00

00:37:52.320 Like, and so I've met a couple Catholic Mormon or Catholic Samoan people, but Tongan people

00:37:58.500 are mostly Catholics, but like it's more so just Mormon or Christian and it's like devout

00:38:03.400 Christian or they're just, they're a Jack Mormon, which is like, they don't follow all 1.00

00:38:08.080 the rules, but they do like still somewhat participate.

00:38:11.180 Like a lenient Mormon. 1.00

00:38:12.340 Yeah.

00:38:12.800 Exactly.

00:38:13.440 Like it's basically a Mormon that smokes and drinks is what they call a Jack Mormon. 0.98

00:38:17.300 Right. 1.00

00:38:17.840 And so my dad was a Jack Mormon his whole fucking life. 0.99

00:38:20.360 And then eventually just never kept participating in it. 0.99

00:38:23.220 But it was like, I grew up with a lot of Mormons too.

00:38:25.680 So I'm like, I think that's why I thought it would be okay.

00:38:28.380 Like I was like, yeah, like I have friends who are Mormon, like I can navigate it.

00:38:32.320 Like, and my friends who are Mormon were cool.

00:38:33.940 Like they, they obviously did everything, but like for the most part of participating in

00:38:38.060 the church and like, they can't like for women, they can't show shoulders. 1.00

00:38:41.680 They can't show collarbone.

00:38:43.200 Yeah.

00:38:43.640 And they have the garment and stuff.

00:38:45.480 Like I've heard about the garment situation.

00:38:47.360 Oh yeah.

00:38:47.800 I've been to a Mormon dance.

00:38:49.260 I've been to Mormon.

00:38:50.200 Like they have dances at their churches.

00:38:52.140 And how does that, you gotta like leave room for Jesus though.

00:38:53.960 Yeah.

00:38:54.200 No, yeah.

00:38:54.700 You cannot go anywhere near each other, but it's like a, it's really strange because

00:38:59.000 they have a very extensive dress code process when you go into the dance.

00:39:03.540 So they literally, if your dresses look too short or anything, they measure them at the

00:39:07.400 door.

00:39:07.700 Oh, like full blown.

00:39:08.820 Yeah.

00:39:09.080 And they won't even let you in.

00:39:10.140 So it's, most of it is just assessing you and making sure you look appropriate before you

00:39:13.460 go inside, but only women. 1.00

00:39:15.700 So I went to one, obviously I went to one singular Mormon dance when I was in high school and

00:39:20.420 it was a joke, but it was like, that's kind of why we went.

00:39:23.380 We were like, yeah, why not? 1.00

00:39:24.360 Fuck it. 1.00

00:39:24.600 Fuck it. 1.00

00:39:25.040 Who cares? 1.00

00:39:25.600 And then we went and it was so, they act so strange, man.

00:39:30.120 Like they act weird.

00:39:31.520 Like I can imagine.

00:39:32.720 Like that's like all you've ever known.

00:39:34.380 Yeah.

00:39:34.700 And did you see that TikTok?

00:39:35.640 TikTok, I saw it like going kind of viral, but it was this girl going like, oh, if you 1.00

00:39:40.680 want to know what it's like to do open bar, but at Mormon weddings, but they only do soda

00:39:46.740 because they normally can't drink soda.

00:39:48.680 They can't have caffeine.

00:39:49.960 Wait.

00:39:50.440 Okay.

00:39:50.700 Yes.

00:39:50.900 I've heard this too.

00:39:51.760 Yeah.

00:39:51.960 And I, but I, I recently learned the soda thing.

00:39:54.340 Yeah.

00:39:54.600 They don't, they never drink soda.

00:39:56.180 So like sometimes when they would, they were being sneaky, they would have soda, soda with

00:39:59.760 me, like me and my sister.

00:40:00.760 And we'd be like, all right. 0.99

00:40:02.080 The concept of open bar wedding and it's just Coca-Cola, just Coke and Sprite and shit. 0.99

00:40:07.060 Like, yeah. 0.98

00:40:07.260 And she's like, and they're like, yeah, she's like, look at how, oh, those are probably boring.

00:40:11.300 And I think that was the point of her video was like, oh, they're probably boring.

00:40:14.260 And then it was like three guys like dancing around each other and like, just turn their 1.00

00:40:18.340 sugar, sugar, the fuck, you know, who needs a finger up their butt? 1.00

00:40:22.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:22.840 No, literally.

00:40:23.580 Yeah.

00:40:24.120 Oh my God.

00:40:24.560 What's the thing that, what are the thing that they do?

00:40:26.080 What's it called?

00:40:26.620 The thing where they're like, oh, I'm soaking.

00:40:28.820 Soaking.

00:40:29.520 Yes.

00:40:29.620 Of course.

00:40:30.220 How could I forget about soaking?

00:40:30.560 And I don't know how real that is, to be honest.

00:40:32.320 I think, I'm sure it is.

00:40:33.500 I'm sure.

00:40:33.840 It had to have come from somewhere.

00:40:35.180 Yeah.

00:40:35.660 Like those videos of people interviewing Mormon people on campuses. 1.00

00:40:39.100 And they're like, would you rather shoot your mom in the head or watch porn? 1.00

00:40:43.160 And then they're like, kill her. 1.00

00:40:44.480 They're like, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:40:45.060 Obviously, I love my mom, but.

00:40:46.560 Off her.

00:40:47.060 Obviously.

00:40:47.280 Yeah, you're like, obviously she has to go.

00:40:48.960 Like, and they answer it.

00:40:49.680 Like, so they're like, well, I'm like, sorry, but she has to go.

00:40:52.460 Like, put her on a t-shirt.

00:40:53.900 Like, she's got to go.

00:40:54.780 Like, I'm sorry.

00:40:55.220 Sorry, kisses to the sky.

00:40:56.240 I guess is my point.

00:40:57.560 It's just, it's terrible.

00:40:59.180 I know.

00:40:59.500 I see those, I'm like, oh, okay.

00:41:01.140 I guess.

00:41:01.880 Yeah.

00:41:02.160 No, I'm like, that really doesn't seem like that hard of a choice for me.

00:41:05.240 But it's, it is fascinating to see.

00:41:07.560 Like.

00:41:07.640 Yeah.

00:41:07.840 So I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that he was so terrible.

00:41:11.240 I think I was just surprised that I agreed to it, not knowing how terrible he could be.

00:41:16.480 Right.

00:41:16.920 Because I was like, I really was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

00:41:19.700 I shouldn't have. 1.00

00:41:20.700 He was fucking awful. 1.00

00:41:21.680 Awful. 1.00

00:41:22.100 He said some of the most dumb bitch things to me ever. 1.00

00:41:26.160 And I have a very low tolerance for a stupid man, especially a man. 1.00

00:41:30.820 Like, I'm like, I can't. 1.00

00:41:32.160 Like, you just responded to my story.

00:41:34.000 But when I lit some dude up yesterday.

00:41:35.700 So good.

00:41:36.420 I was literally like, that's why I said I'm like low-key coming out of retirement.

00:41:39.780 But that's my knee-jerk reaction is to act that way.

00:41:42.660 Insane.

00:41:43.720 When men trigger me. 1.00

00:41:45.220 Like, I really do think they like provoke me when they're stupid in front of me. 1.00

00:41:48.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:41:48.680 I'm like, you're irritating me to the point where you're going to make me act like my dad.

00:41:51.120 And it's like, and you're, you're causing this.

00:41:52.980 It's like, you're, you're causing this. 1.00

00:41:54.400 Like, you can't be mad at me because you're the one being stupid in front of my face right now. 1.00

00:41:58.020 Like, literally. 1.00

00:41:59.060 I talk all the time about how like at the dance, lots of girls were telling me like,

00:42:03.760 girl, your date is so hot.

00:42:06.440 Like, they were like, and I was telling women, do you want him? 1.00

00:42:09.660 Like, just take him.

00:42:10.420 I literally was like, who'd you come with?

00:42:11.900 I'll trade you.

00:42:12.540 Yeah.

00:42:12.700 Who'd you come with?

00:42:13.560 Let's trade him. 0.98

00:42:14.500 Just give him, give him and his old ass dad friend. 0.99

00:42:17.480 Give him a ride home. 0.98

00:42:18.220 Will you?

00:42:18.900 Like, my sister ditched her date the whole night. 0.99

00:42:21.000 She didn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:42:21.700 No, she was like, cause he, and I'll be honest, he did look like a substitute teacher. 0.99

00:42:25.300 Yeah.

00:42:25.760 Yeah.

00:42:25.940 He did look much, much older than us.

00:42:27.840 Yeah.

00:42:28.560 So I was like, my bad, girl.

00:42:30.680 I didn't know.

00:42:31.960 You're like, and that's on me.

00:42:33.200 You're like, and that's on me because I didn't see the picture.

00:42:34.660 You know what?

00:42:35.020 He purposely didn't send me a picture of him.

00:42:37.100 Of course, of course he didn't.

00:42:37.720 He knew what he was doing. 1.00

00:42:39.020 He knew what he was doing when he brought chop shit to the party. 1.00

00:42:41.160 Chop shit. 1.00

00:42:41.860 Chop shit. 1.00

00:42:42.700 He knew what he was doing. 1.00

00:42:43.040 Fine shit and chop shit. 1.00

00:42:44.140 And chop shit. 1.00

00:42:44.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:44.740 Literally. 1.00

00:42:45.180 Fine shit and chop on. 1.00

00:42:46.180 Like, no, literally unk too. 1.00

00:42:47.960 Cause he looks older. 0.99

00:42:48.620 Like, no, what the fuck is unk doing here, man? 1.00

00:42:51.500 Chunk. 1.00

00:42:52.040 Chunk. 0.99

00:42:52.740 Chopped unk.

00:42:53.260 Celebrating my sister's birthday last year.

00:42:55.400 Chunk. 0.99

00:42:55.920 For real.

00:42:56.740 We kept saying chopped and unk, like to everything.

00:42:59.940 And what did Carrie say she thought it stood for?

00:43:03.960 Uncool.

00:43:06.460 Wait, so she was just like chopped and unk. 0.97

00:43:08.480 Yeah.

00:43:10.920 And yes.

00:43:12.200 She's white.

00:43:13.180 Yeah.

00:43:13.540 Well, yes.

00:43:14.120 Obviously.

00:43:15.300 Yes.

00:43:15.680 And we laughed.

00:43:16.820 And then we said, no, it means uncle.

00:43:18.820 You were like, no, it means old.

00:43:20.120 You're like, it means old.

00:43:21.240 Yeah.

00:43:21.620 We kept using chopped and unk and fattened jeans.

00:43:24.440 Have you heard that one?

00:43:25.300 What is it?

00:43:25.820 Fattened jeans?

00:43:26.700 Yeah.

00:43:27.000 So it's literally a letter.

00:43:28.500 It's literally a letterboxed review of the movie.

00:43:31.780 The long, the long walk of the movie.

00:43:33.980 The long walk that just came out.

00:43:35.140 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:43:35.660 And then they go, this is the dumbest movie ever. 0.99

00:43:37.720 And this is, let's start. 0.99

00:43:39.120 Why?

00:43:39.340 You know, they write the most.

00:43:40.380 Yeah.

00:43:40.660 I love those.

00:43:42.120 Yeah.

00:43:42.860 And they said, first of all, why would you ever enter this?

00:43:45.600 Competition.

00:43:46.280 Second of all, if you did enter, why would you show up fattening jeans?

00:43:52.460 That's like, they're honest for you. 1.00

00:43:54.000 And there's even more bullshit after that. 0.99

00:43:55.640 Like, just dogging out the movie and saying how terrible it is. 0.99

00:43:58.520 And so we kept going, now I'm fattening jeans.

00:44:00.860 I love that.

00:44:01.660 I'm going to show up fattening jeans.

00:44:02.740 And that's how I, and that's my truth.

00:44:04.560 And that's my truth.

00:44:05.360 I love when people take like, like, you know, like trench coat button to the top.

00:44:08.360 Yeah.

00:44:08.540 Like, like, I love when you, like, someone takes like a, like just a sentence from something

00:44:11.880 like that. 0.97

00:44:12.500 Like, and just button to the fucking top. 0.99

00:44:14.140 Like, yeah. 1.00

00:44:14.680 Like, I just love shit like that. 1.00

00:44:16.160 Fatten in jeans. 1.00

00:44:17.060 That's so good.

00:44:18.100 That's so good.

00:44:19.040 Showing up fatten in jeans.

00:44:20.200 Just like one, two, three, release them.

00:44:21.860 That was my last one last year.

00:44:23.660 Yes.

00:44:23.760 Yes.

00:44:24.420 Also that girl low-key going on a tour.

00:44:26.420 And good for her.

00:44:27.560 I literally was like, like thinking about asking her if she would do the Valentine's Day party.

00:44:32.480 But I'm like, but she, and then I found out she was on tour.

00:44:33.980 I'm like, oh, she's busy.

00:44:35.120 Like she's booked in freaking busy.

00:44:36.680 Like, no.

00:44:37.620 And I love that for her.

00:44:38.560 That would kill.

00:44:39.620 Oh my God. 0.85

00:44:40.340 That would kill. 0.99

00:44:41.320 They would love that. 0.99

00:44:42.520 Do you have any other brain rot things you're saying?

00:44:45.080 I love checking in on these.

00:44:46.440 What have I been saying lately?

00:44:48.820 Like sometimes they just worm their way into my ether and I just can't stop saying.

00:44:53.280 Yeah.

00:44:53.820 I feel like I, like, um, I go through phases and it's worse when I'm streaming because

00:44:58.180 they'll comment the thing and then I'll, I'll keep saying it because they'll know that

00:45:02.740 it'll like, it'll set it off once.

00:45:04.900 One that I do a lot is okay.

00:45:06.600 Have you seen you Nathan for you?

00:45:08.640 No.

00:45:09.220 Okay.

00:45:09.400 I don't think we, I don't know.

00:45:10.920 So it's like, um, it's like, what is it like? 0.95

00:45:13.300 Was it a comedy central or some shit? 0.96

00:45:14.840 I don't know. 0.99

00:45:15.180 It's Nathan Fielder.

00:45:16.080 You know what I'm talking about?

00:45:16.660 Yes.

00:45:16.720 I know Nathan Fielder.

00:45:17.380 Yeah.

00:45:17.580 So he, he had this show that it was like, I don't even know how to describe the show, but he would

00:45:21.840 like, I haven't seen too many episodes of it.

00:45:23.920 I did this one scene just fucking took me out. 0.53

00:45:25.960 So he would do like, he would almost make these like fake businesses, but he would like 0.86

00:45:31.440 run the episode as if they were like, really, he's like, so I had this idea where I wanted

00:45:34.900 to start this business.

00:45:35.760 Like, and for this one, he was like, so I had this idea, um, for, you know, kids whose

00:45:40.680 pets had passed away and, um, just to kind of like, you know, cause sometimes they don't

00:45:46.040 understand what happened to the animals and stuff.

00:45:48.600 Um, so he like makes this like video, like, uh, this video thing of the animal, like who's

00:45:55.080 dead, like essentially saying goodbye to the kid.

00:45:57.500 And he's like, but this was the only like actor that was available to do, um, the recording

00:46:02.540 that day.

00:46:03.040 So it's, it's, it's a video for this boxer, like this and the dog, I don't even know what 0.96

00:46:07.480 the fucking dog's name, but they bring the kid in and it's like this really horribly like 0.95

00:46:11.320 CGI and the dog's mouth is moving, but it's like a human mouth and it has like angel wings. 0.99

00:46:15.100 And he's like, so sorry.

00:46:16.700 I died. 1.00

00:46:17.400 I'm so fucking stupid. 1.00

00:46:20.040 He's like, I'm in heaven now. 1.00

00:46:21.460 So sorry.

00:46:22.100 I died.

00:46:22.620 And then the kid's like, Maggie didn't sound like that. 1.00

00:46:26.040 So fucking stupid. 1.00

00:46:27.480 But I literally like, I'll say it like if I'm like playing a game and I, I'm like, so 1.00

00:46:31.460 sorry, I died. 0.66

00:46:32.440 And I say that all the fucking time on stream and then they'll, they'll type it in the chat 1.00

00:46:36.080 and I just can't, I'm like, Oh fuck, like shut up. 0.99

00:46:38.160 But it's a really old video thing. 0.99

00:46:40.160 Like you have to keep like echoing it over and over.

00:46:43.360 No, I, I mean, my sister have a ton of those where we're like, it becomes one of those things

00:46:50.040 where we have to like stop.

00:46:51.260 Like someone has to stop it.

00:46:53.220 So here's a perfect one.

00:46:54.660 When I, when I turned 30, um, my, my friends and family hired a mentalist to come do magic

00:47:00.240 tricks.

00:47:00.940 Like, but I, I don't mind watching magic.

00:47:04.460 I enjoy watching magic, but like the mentalist, he was a little bit different because he was 0.68

00:47:08.660 more so like guessing what you were thinking.

00:47:10.800 Like that's a little crazy.

00:47:11.660 Yeah.

00:47:11.760 And it was, it was really fun, but like, obviously like you've met a lot of my family, like

00:47:16.480 we're giggle people.

00:47:17.800 Like we laugh.

00:47:18.740 We like to make each other laugh.

00:47:19.820 And like, I felt like his confidence was getting a little shaken because we were giggling.

00:47:24.360 Right.

00:47:24.760 He was, we were making jokes.

00:47:25.900 Like he was like, Oh, write something on here, um, or tell me something.

00:47:29.360 And then I'm going to write something on here about you.

00:47:31.260 And he was doing it to my sister.

00:47:32.500 And I go, what if he flips in? 0.98

00:47:33.660 It says you're gay. 0.96

00:47:34.680 And then she'd be like, Oh, like, like laughed and then we would laugh to each other.

00:47:38.660 And then he'd be like, okay, right.

00:47:40.400 Let's get back to the programming.

00:47:41.920 Like, okay.

00:47:42.780 Like I wanted to do a little bit of a bit in between though, but yeah.

00:47:45.080 Like one of them was, um, my sister said, he said, write down to me, like, and another

00:47:49.600 person.

00:47:49.880 He's like, write down a place you've always wanted to go.

00:47:52.060 And then Jason goes, write your mom's.

00:47:55.440 Like, just like, like, it's just funny. 1.00

00:47:57.980 It's like teenage boy shit. 1.00

00:47:59.260 Like it's so dumb. 1.00

00:48:00.220 And so we were laughing. 0.74

00:48:01.100 So anyways, when in that vein, when he was like, where, where do you guys want to visit?

00:48:05.500 Where do you want to guys want to visit?

00:48:06.440 My brother, God bless him.

00:48:08.720 My brother is very special in a very literal way, but also like, he's so like, I don't

00:48:15.040 know how to describe it.

00:48:16.140 Like my brother is just so sweet and innocent and like, so like down, like just for anything.

00:48:22.020 So he loves the mentalist, obviously, but there was a part where he was like, shout out some

00:48:27.080 places.

00:48:27.460 Like, where do you want to go?

00:48:29.320 Where do you want to go?

00:48:32.260 And everyone's going like, Iceland, like whatever, like my family.

00:48:36.800 And my brother goes, the Shazely Zay. 1.00

00:48:40.700 And he says it exactly like that in that tone.

00:48:43.600 And then he looks, it gets quiet when he says that.

00:48:46.220 The Shazely Zay. 1.00

00:48:47.900 And then he's sitting there and he's just going.

00:48:49.320 But of course, we're laughing.

00:48:54.740 Oh, I would be pissing my pants.

00:48:56.240 Because he, because the mentalist got like, literally was like, anywhere else? 1.00

00:49:02.060 Like, just like, hey, shut up. 0.98

00:49:05.260 Anywhere else? 1.00

00:49:06.480 I would cry.

00:49:07.600 No, that's hilarious.

00:49:08.600 And we couldn't stop.

00:49:09.680 Like, the Shazely Zay. 1.00

00:49:11.380 And that's how he says it.

00:49:12.500 My brother does not speak French.

00:49:13.600 I don't know if you can tell by his pronunciation of that.

00:49:16.520 But like, my brother's going to be 22, by the way.

00:49:19.320 So we like, I, when we went to Ireland, for some reason, that just came up.

00:49:23.760 And so anytime I looked at anything, I'd be like, the Shazely Zay. 1.00

00:49:27.480 And like, or they'd be like, where do you guys want to go eat?

00:49:29.560 The Shazely Zay. 1.00

00:49:31.500 Just over and over. 1.00

00:49:33.040 Like, just bring me to the fucking Shazely Zay. 1.00

00:49:34.660 And we were saying it so many fucking times that my man, my man never says anything. 0.99

00:49:39.660 He's so used to us parroting each other constantly. 0.99

00:49:42.360 Yeah.

00:49:42.920 Even when Steve and Alex got there, we kept saying it.

00:49:45.200 And then at one point, I said it probably about 12 times in 30 minutes.

00:49:48.600 And my, my man goes, okay, that's enough.

00:49:50.360 Okay.

00:49:50.620 Like, that's where I draw the line.

00:49:51.560 That's enough.

00:49:52.040 No more of that.

00:49:52.960 We're done with that.

00:49:53.440 That's where I draw the line.

00:49:54.180 He's like, can we, can we just like pause that one for a second?

00:49:57.540 Just for at least an hour.

00:49:58.840 Oh, it's illegal to be hilarious.

00:50:00.900 Yeah.

00:50:01.280 It's illegal to have a bit.

00:50:02.820 That's what I said.

00:50:03.940 And then.

00:50:04.440 Okay.

00:50:04.860 This is like a fun fact for literally everyone.

00:50:07.100 But Brittany was in Paris not too long ago.

00:50:10.780 And I told her the story in Ireland and we laughed about it.

00:50:13.980 And then she sent us a picture of the Chazelize. 1.00

00:50:18.600 But then she sent us a voice note.

00:50:20.400 I'm literally going to go look for it.

00:50:21.420 She literally sent us a voice note just saying the Chazelize.

00:50:25.420 And then like. 0.99

00:50:28.640 Oh my fucking God. 0.99

00:50:29.580 Not funny. 0.99

00:50:30.420 It's really not that funny.

00:50:31.240 What even is, what even is the Chazelize? 0.99

00:50:34.540 What even is it?

00:50:35.280 I don't even know what that is.

00:50:36.680 Famous like landmark in Paris.

00:50:39.160 Oh, okay.

00:50:39.800 Well, I mean, I love the name of it.

00:50:40.500 You know what's funny? 0.98

00:50:41.020 If I told my brother, he wouldn't fucking know. 0.99

00:50:42.920 Oh. 0.99

00:50:43.320 He just knows that word.

00:50:44.660 That's even better.

00:50:44.960 He just likes the word.

00:50:48.260 That's so good.

00:50:49.300 It's funny because I actually have no idea.

00:50:50.960 I actually don't know the answer to your question.

00:50:52.980 Oh, wow.

00:50:53.460 And a fun, another fun fact about my brother is he introduced us to K-pop Demon Hunters. 0.63

00:50:59.560 Oh, okay.

00:51:00.060 Yeah.

00:51:00.240 Before it even came out.

00:51:02.400 Like popped out like that.

00:51:03.060 Yeah.

00:51:03.320 There was like teasers of it.

00:51:05.380 And then his friends told him about it.

00:51:07.120 And then he was telling my sister, like, you guys heard of K-pop Demon Hunters?

00:51:11.060 And we were like, nope.

00:51:12.480 Nope.

00:51:13.140 Have no clue.

00:51:14.280 Have no idea.

00:51:14.900 And then he was like, I'm telling you, it's going to be huge.

00:51:17.000 Oh, he was right.

00:51:18.000 He was honestly right.

00:51:18.420 Oh my God.

00:51:18.760 So maybe he's on.

00:51:19.440 Oh, look, I literally found it.

00:51:20.560 So like, this is like a picture of it.

00:51:22.860 Oh, so that's what it.

00:51:23.740 Okay.

00:51:24.280 So it's like, it's like a landmark thing.

00:51:25.980 Right.

00:51:27.060 Hold on.

00:51:28.100 And then this is like, I'll play it in the mic.

00:51:29.680 That's like exactly how you said it too.

00:51:34.380 It's literally like exactly the same. 0.99

00:51:37.040 It's the exact, my brother, like, he'll do shit like that. 0.99

00:51:41.540 And I'll tell my mom and you don't want me to make fun of him. 0.98

00:51:45.240 And he doesn't even, that's the thing.

00:51:46.240 He's not even trying to be funny.

00:51:47.220 No, he's not.

00:51:48.240 That's why it's so good.

00:51:50.320 That's why it's so good.

00:51:51.220 I'll tell another Donnie story.

00:51:52.340 Sure.

00:51:53.440 One time we were in a car going down.

00:51:56.000 I was actually going to do like my first time ever trying standup.

00:51:58.560 So we were like on our way to that show and we're sitting in the car and we're like in

00:52:03.020 a party bus kind of situation.

00:52:04.200 So we're all like sitting like around and my brother, like, again, he'll just like stare

00:52:09.300 off into space and then like my mom, like, we're all kind of chatting, whatever.

00:52:14.940 And my mom goes, what are you thinking about to my brother?

00:52:17.960 And he, he like, he does this thing when he stares off into space, he'll like suck in

00:52:21.580 his top lips. 1.00

00:52:22.540 I'll be like, I don't know why he does that shit, but he'll, he'll sit there like that 1.00

00:52:26.460 with his shit sucked up. 1.00

00:52:27.900 Right. 1.00

00:52:28.120 Like that staring out the window.

00:52:29.440 My mom goes, what are you thinking about? 1.00

00:52:30.560 And then he turns, he goes, these nuts loudest fuck to my mom. 1.00

00:52:35.840 And then my mom goes, I'm still your mom, you know? 1.00

00:52:39.220 And then, cause before that he goes too much to my mom.

00:52:43.780 And then she goes, I'm still your mom, you know?

00:52:46.000 And then he goes, sorry.

00:52:47.480 And she goes, nevermind.

00:52:49.200 I don't care.

00:52:51.320 Well, he had that one locked and loaded.

00:52:53.400 Like he was ready.

00:52:54.500 He has the worst timing.

00:52:56.260 I don't like, it's like, it's historically, like he has the worst.

00:53:00.720 Timing.

00:53:01.280 Like he's one of the funniest people.

00:53:03.380 Like anytime I introduce him to anyone, even like my brother-in-law to this day, my brother-in-law

00:53:08.160 still goes, your brother's the funniest person I've ever met.

00:53:11.060 And it's funny.

00:53:11.780 Cause my grandpa, like my maternal grandfather, like he's just like my brother and like so

00:53:17.500 many ways.

00:53:18.140 Like, so is my dad.

00:53:19.220 So like my brother didn't stand a chance.

00:53:20.840 So I'm going to hang out with three of them, but him and my grandpa will like low key beef.

00:53:24.780 Sometimes they'll fight like, like siblings.

00:53:26.700 Yeah.

00:53:27.600 One time I was hearing them talk to each other and like my, all I heard was my grandpa

00:53:32.040 first.

00:53:32.480 Like he was like, Hey, I'm still your grandpa.

00:53:35.300 So you have to have respect for me when you talk to me.

00:53:37.740 And my, my brother goes, sorry about that.

00:53:40.240 Sorry, grandpa.

00:53:40.600 And then they're sitting there and he goes, what other kind of ice cream flavors do you

00:53:44.720 like? 1.00

00:53:45.360 That's what the fuck you guys are talking about? 1.00

00:53:46.900 That's what they were arguing about? 1.00

00:53:47.360 They're literally having a heated discussion about ice cream flavors.

00:53:51.140 Like getting into it.

00:53:51.960 And he's like, well, you need to like, if I like mint chocolate chip, like you still got

00:53:54.720 to respect me as you're good.

00:53:55.140 Yeah. 0.97

00:53:55.340 Cause I'm sure my brother was like, no, that sucks. 0.86

00:53:57.940 Yeah. 0.97

00:53:58.200 I hate that.

00:53:59.100 Cause my brother can't read a room.

00:54:00.500 So he's very like, no, hate that, hate that.

00:54:03.300 He's also really easy to rage bait my brother.

00:54:05.340 So it's like, you combine the rage baiting part with Shazelize, like it was a recipe 0.88

00:54:12.260 for disaster from the jump.

00:54:14.280 Like what do you want me to do?

00:54:15.780 Like my hands pissed after you guys like made it into a vocal stim.

00:54:19.080 Does he know that you guys even like, yeah, we do it all the time around him.

00:54:21.580 No, he doesn't care.

00:54:22.380 He honestly probably wouldn't even remember that was that.

00:54:24.300 That was him that said it.

00:54:25.100 No, if I said that to him, he'd be like, where's that from?

00:54:28.020 Like sometimes we'll make fun.

00:54:29.420 We'll make fun of things.

00:54:30.240 He said, like, we'll like use them as stims.

00:54:32.580 Yeah.

00:54:32.880 And then he goes, who said that? 1.00

00:54:34.480 And then we're like, you bitch. 1.00

00:54:38.740 Literally. 1.00

00:54:39.560 I like, I like want to be in his brain for a day.

00:54:41.520 No, I just need to understand.

00:54:43.060 Like, I love, he comes over to my house sometimes to just watch my dogs for a little.

00:54:47.160 And like, well, I always pay him in food.

00:54:49.220 I always like get him breakfast or something.

00:54:51.160 And he loves that.

00:54:52.160 So he's like, yeah.

00:54:53.140 And one time he came over and he hung out for a bit after and my man and I were just

00:54:56.360 kind of chatting with him and he loves video games and anime and stuff.

00:54:59.220 So we were like talking about all kinds of stuff with him.

00:55:00.620 And then when he was, I was walking him to the door and he goes, you know, we should

00:55:05.780 do this more often, you and I.

00:55:07.400 And I go, what do you mean?

00:55:09.200 And I go, he goes, like, you know, like just the three of us, like we should all like, you

00:55:13.020 know, hang out and stuff more.

00:55:14.820 And I go, well, I mean, you know where I live.

00:55:17.360 So like, you're more than welcome to come over.

00:55:20.000 I was like, yeah, dude, you can come over whenever.

00:55:22.060 Like, I think that would be wonderful.

00:55:23.400 And I said, yeah, we should.

00:55:24.500 You should come over more often.

00:55:25.680 And he literally goes, he goes, well, I'll let you know.

00:55:28.960 You asked me, ho. 1.00

00:55:30.280 You're like, OK, well, look, don't get too excited.

00:55:31.820 Yeah, he was like, you ever heard a small talk?

00:55:34.100 Yeah, like he's like, well, don't get too eager.

00:55:36.400 Yeah, like I was being kind.

00:55:38.400 I wasn't actually.

00:55:39.460 I love that.

00:55:40.180 Like he said that to me.

00:55:41.040 He was like, oh, he's like, wait.

00:55:43.040 OK, you're a little too.

00:55:43.960 I'll let you know.

00:55:44.420 Yeah.

00:55:44.740 And I go, look, you asked me.

00:55:46.780 I didn't even bring that up.

00:55:47.920 You were like, you said you wanted to.

00:55:49.640 I told him yesterday.

00:55:51.200 I was like, oh, we should go to the movies tonight. 1.00

00:55:53.540 And because he loves the fucking movies. 0.99

00:55:55.820 And so he's like, I would love to go to the movies. 1.00

00:55:58.000 I'm like, OK, cool.

00:55:59.320 He calls me at 9 p.m.

00:56:01.520 And then he goes, we still going to the movies?

00:56:04.860 And then I go, it's 9 p.m.

00:56:06.780 Like, it's what movie?

00:56:07.860 Like, no.

00:56:08.940 And he goes, I kind of figured.

00:56:10.340 I just wanted to double check.

00:56:11.540 You're like, I just wanted to know at this point.

00:56:13.940 And then I go, why didn't you call me any of your time?

00:56:16.480 And he goes, honestly, I forgot.

00:56:18.140 I just didn't know if you wanted to go.

00:56:20.140 OK, well, don't call me at 9 p.m.

00:56:22.280 You're like, it's too late now. 0.98

00:56:23.280 I'm not fucking going. 0.96

00:56:24.000 Yeah, because by the time we're, it should be one of the morning by the time we're. 0.98

00:56:26.400 Yeah.

00:56:26.700 And then after a while, he was like, I mean, it's just so late.

00:56:30.060 And I was like, I didn't say.

00:56:31.260 Well, yes.

00:56:31.840 You called me.

00:56:32.980 You called me.

00:56:33.720 You asked me about the movies.

00:56:35.280 He's gaslighting me.

00:56:36.300 Yeah.

00:56:36.980 Relax.

00:56:37.540 Well, it is late.

00:56:38.820 Like, after he called, like, he thought about that after the fact that he called you.

00:56:41.300 No, for real.

00:56:41.840 I love that.

00:56:42.320 Speaking of movies, you've been in the movies lately?

00:56:45.280 Yes.

00:56:46.380 You've seen any good movies?

00:56:48.100 I saw Zootopia 2 recently.

00:56:49.620 That's why I brought it up. 0.97

00:56:50.720 And it was so fucking good. 0.98

00:56:52.660 OK, I heard it's really good. 0.98

00:56:53.880 I haven't seen it.

00:56:54.760 It was so good.

00:56:54.960 It was beautiful.

00:56:55.340 I haven't seen it.

00:56:56.280 No, the last movie that I saw in the movies was Marty Supreme.

00:57:00.780 Was it good?

00:57:01.600 Eh, whatever.

00:57:02.500 Oh, I think I saw yet another clip of you talking about it.

00:57:05.060 Like, it was fine, but, like, it pissed me off that he won the actor's choice over Michael

00:57:11.040 B. Jordan and Sinners.

00:57:12.120 I'm like, there's just no way.

00:57:13.600 Like, it wasn't, like, I liked the movie, like, for what it was, Marty Supreme, but I

00:57:18.180 wouldn't watch it again.

00:57:18.960 Like, I was like, OK, I got everything I needed out of it, like, first watch, but.

00:57:21.800 Yeah, I feel that way.

00:57:23.360 I'm very, like, when you talk about, like, when you make movies about men who are, like,

00:57:29.840 just, like, overbearing and, like, hubris and all that, I'm just kind of, like.

00:57:35.060 Yeah, I'm like, this is, like.

00:57:35.900 I'm not the target audience.

00:57:36.900 Right, exactly, exactly.

00:57:38.100 It's for someone, just not me.

00:57:39.380 Yeah.

00:57:40.020 Anyway, yeah, it was all right, but that was a lot.

00:57:42.060 I don't really see too many movies, honestly.

00:57:43.820 Like, I'm not, like, the biggest movie person, but Zootopia 2, I heard, is a banger.

00:57:47.380 But what's funny is there was another movie that I saw before, like, it was, like, before

00:57:54.240 Zootopia 2 even came out, but they had the popcorn bucket, like, the sloth

00:57:59.120 guy.

00:57:59.720 And so I, yeah, but I bought it, but it was, I, we saw a completely different movie, but

00:58:03.980 I just liked the popcorn bucket of the sloth, so I got that.

00:58:07.520 So I still have that, but.

00:58:09.020 Cute.

00:58:09.440 Yeah.

00:58:10.120 I loved it.

00:58:10.680 That's the only reason I brought it up, because I was, like, the two times a year I do go to

00:58:14.580 the movies, I did see a good movie this year.

00:58:16.640 It was Zootopia 2.

00:58:18.320 I do want to see the next Avatar, though.

00:58:20.260 Heard that one's really good.

00:58:21.460 I know, and I love those movies.

00:58:23.660 I haven't seen any of them.

00:58:24.940 Really?

00:58:25.960 Yeah.

00:58:26.440 You should watch them.

00:58:27.320 Yeah.

00:58:27.620 They're good.

00:58:28.220 Well, they're on Disney Plus, so you can, like, familiarize yourself with the lore and

00:58:32.000 the world.

00:58:32.600 Okay.

00:58:33.000 But you should do that, and then you should get into Avatar edits on TikTok.

00:58:36.620 Okay.

00:58:36.960 They make quite a few of them.

00:58:38.060 Yeah?

00:58:39.400 Really?

00:58:40.040 Okay.

00:58:40.160 Yeah, and they're nasty about it, too.

00:58:41.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:42.140 Because my sister once was like, why, if you don't want me to want to fuck them, why do 1.00

00:58:47.220 you make them look like that? 1.00

00:58:47.860 Then why are you making them look like that?

00:58:49.020 Why do they look like that?

00:58:50.060 Like, why are their bodies T?

00:58:51.360 Like, why is that?

00:58:52.140 No, literally.

00:58:52.680 What is that?

00:58:53.500 Yeah, and that's so real.

00:58:54.640 And again, like, from the clips that I've seen, I'm just like, okay.

00:58:57.260 Like, literally, I'm like me.

00:59:00.120 I'm like, mouth covered in blue. 1.00

00:59:01.280 I'm like, no, I didn't want to fuck them. 1.00

00:59:02.680 Like, I'm like, what? 1.00

00:59:03.560 No.

00:59:04.180 I'm unfamiliar.

00:59:04.980 Literally, I'm like, no.

00:59:05.900 Like, should I look into Avatar?

00:59:07.580 Your mouth's covered in blue. 0.97

00:59:09.660 Like, freaking paint, Grandpa, but I'm just like, no, I don't know what you're talking 0.98

00:59:13.360 about. 0.95

00:59:14.580 Okay, I have a pivot.

00:59:15.880 Before we get into fun facts, I have a random funny story I want to tell you.

00:59:20.380 Okay.

00:59:20.520 Because I just feel like you would get it because you stream and stuff.

00:59:23.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:23.840 And people love to clip you and funny things that you say and do.

00:59:26.920 But I told this my story.

00:59:28.340 I told this my story.

00:59:29.860 I told this story to my sister recently, and it was just, like, humiliating.

00:59:34.440 But it is something that happened to me.

00:59:35.900 So, last year, I hosted this thing for Pandora in New York, and it was awesome and amazing.

00:59:41.920 And it was beautiful.

00:59:43.360 But I was wearing this dress that was strapless, and it was, like, cream-colored, right?

00:59:47.540 Went to the floor.

00:59:48.240 Right.

00:59:48.780 And so, when I get home from the event, obviously, I'm in full glam.

00:59:52.620 And I'm like, well, obviously, I should make TikToks because I'm in glam.

00:59:55.620 So, I'm, like, going through my sounds, and I'm like, okay, I got a couple.

00:59:59.360 And one of them I wanted to do was that Sabrina Carpenter one when they say, like, it was,

01:00:03.140 like, that boy is corrupt one, and they, like, swing the purse.

01:00:06.340 So, I was like, oh, that's easy.

01:00:07.460 I could just, like, swing my bag.

01:00:08.520 That's easy.

01:00:09.720 So, I'm like, I forgot my light.

01:00:11.420 So, I was using the back camera with flash so I could have more, like, because it was

01:00:14.040 so dark in my bathroom.

01:00:16.160 I always make my man stay in the room.

01:00:17.920 And I'm still, like, humiliated.

01:00:19.320 Yeah, you're like, because it is, like, the filming process of it is just not, like,

01:00:24.200 the final product is what, but the filming process just does not need to be seen by anybody.

01:00:28.560 Yeah, you don't want to see how the sausage gets made, you know?

01:00:31.440 So, I literally was like, you stay out there.

01:00:34.280 I'm going to stay in here.

01:00:34.960 And so, I closed the door.

01:00:35.880 And so, I, like, was using the back camera flash.

01:00:37.860 And you, like, you know, you swing, and then you turn around, and then you come back,

01:00:41.420 and you swing again.

01:00:42.120 That's, like, the choreography.

01:00:43.420 I'm, like, easy.

01:00:44.780 So, I set it up.

01:00:45.580 I start it.

01:00:46.320 Can't see myself, right?

01:00:47.300 So, I'm just kind of vibing.

01:00:49.360 I do the first take.

01:00:50.560 I'm, like, I think I nailed that.

01:00:52.040 Like, just timing-wise.

01:00:53.240 Flip it around.

01:00:54.100 Wicked Witch.

01:00:54.820 Flip it around.

01:00:55.660 I start watching it again.

01:00:57.740 When I swing first, I literally turned around to walk away.

01:01:02.980 When I tell you I had a wedgie that could only be described as, like, horrifying.

01:01:10.080 Like, I was so humiliated when I watched it back.

01:01:14.080 Because I had it the whole time.

01:01:15.180 Mind you, I turned around twice.

01:01:16.180 So, I had wedgie times two.

01:01:18.920 I was so embarrassed by that.

01:01:21.820 Nobody saw it.

01:01:22.600 Nobody saw it except me.

01:01:24.020 I immediately deleted the clip.

01:01:26.540 Didn't even do that trend anymore.

01:01:28.080 I literally moved on to another sound.

01:01:29.380 You were, like, I can't even.

01:01:30.360 You were, like, it's done.

01:01:31.280 It's tainted.

01:01:32.120 It's tainted.

01:01:32.920 And no one's even going to know.

01:01:34.460 It honestly killed my confidence.

01:01:36.440 I lost the vigor.

01:01:37.620 I tried to re-record it, like, two more times.

01:01:40.300 And it just wasn't the same energy that you had the first time. 0.99

01:01:43.060 Well, every time I turned around, I felt like I was having to pull my dress out of my butt. 0.97

01:01:46.180 Just in case. 0.99

01:01:46.760 Yeah.

01:01:47.160 And I felt so, like, oh, my God.

01:01:49.640 Oh, my God.

01:01:50.100 Vulnerable in a way that I can't even.

01:01:52.440 It's been a.

01:01:53.200 It takes a lot to, like, actually humiliate me.

01:01:57.400 That was on a level where I was, like, I can't even imagine how that would feel if I showed it to someone.

01:02:03.300 Or posted it.

01:02:04.520 It probably would have gone viral, which would have worked in my favor.

01:02:06.560 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:02:07.060 But then I would have been known as Wedgie Girl.

01:02:08.620 Like, my sister was literally calling me Wedgie Girl.

01:02:11.140 Because I interviewed Cat's Eye.

01:02:12.280 And I was, like, oh, my God.

01:02:13.020 Imagine if Cat's Eye saw my butt cheeks individually like that. 1.00

01:02:18.240 Yeah, a girl just, like, I was, like, she was, like, well, you had underwear on, right?

01:02:21.780 And I'm, like, yeah, and where was it?

01:02:23.560 Where was it?

01:02:24.380 Where'd it go?

01:02:25.480 Based off that Wedgie, I don't think I had anything on. 0.92

01:02:28.040 It didn't look like anything was happening.

01:02:29.060 I think I took off my underwear and forgot. 0.99

01:02:30.960 That is so fucking, and that's the thing about, like, live. 0.98

01:02:33.560 Because sometimes I'll, like, record a TikTok while I'm on live. 0.99

01:02:35.900 And they get to see the whole process of it.

01:02:37.400 It's so embarrassing. 0.98

01:02:38.080 Because I, like, fuck up the lead. 1.00

01:02:39.680 I'm, like, fuck. 1.00

01:02:40.140 And I have to, like, redo it, whatever. 0.99

01:02:41.860 So it's, like, very vulnerable.

01:02:43.340 They see the whole thing.

01:02:44.380 Yeah.

01:02:44.500 But, yeah, there's times where I'm just, like, okay, maybe that didn't need to be, like, on live.

01:02:49.080 Like, maybe I could have done that in, like, the comfort of, like, just me and the screen.

01:02:51.820 I have to tell Vanilla that story because I feel like she would understand it.

01:02:54.880 Absolutely.

01:02:55.000 Because she's, like, on a live, like, stream for real live.

01:02:57.960 And I was, like, telling my sister about it.

01:03:00.180 Because even when I told Alex about it, she goes, if you did save it, would you show it to anyone?

01:03:04.120 And I was, like, I would only show it to my sister.

01:03:07.320 And then Jason was laughing.

01:03:08.360 She goes, you wouldn't even show Billy? 1.00

01:03:09.340 I was, like, fuck no. 1.00

01:03:10.160 No, really. 1.00

01:03:10.940 Fuck no. 1.00

01:03:11.800 You think I'm going to let my man catch me slipping like that? 1.00

01:03:14.680 No.

01:03:15.040 No.

01:03:15.240 You're, like, absolutely not.

01:03:16.100 No way.

01:03:16.680 I was, like, I know you would have seen it.

01:03:18.360 And then she probably would have convinced me to post it.

01:03:20.040 To post it.

01:03:21.400 That's probably a good thing.

01:03:22.360 I didn't show her.

01:03:22.960 Because she told me, I can't believe you didn't show me.

01:03:24.940 And I was, like, it was, I just felt it was gone immediately.

01:03:28.600 It was almost a tan.

01:03:29.620 I didn't even, I blacked out when I deleted it.

01:03:31.620 Yeah.

01:03:31.780 Because I was so humiliated by it.

01:03:32.860 You didn't even think, like, to save it just for the, like, just for the funny.

01:03:35.640 Like, you were, like, it has to go wipe it from the internet.

01:03:38.280 Like, wipe it, wipe it, wipe it.

01:03:39.720 Someone will get this.

01:03:41.460 It's, like, if someone breaks into my cloud and steals just that video.

01:03:44.480 I kind of would pay to see that, though.

01:03:45.260 Like, just because I need the visual. 1.00

01:03:46.760 Like, I just, oh, fuck. 0.99

01:03:48.460 That's so funny, though. 1.00

01:03:48.520 It was so bad.

01:03:49.320 And it also ties into my brother.

01:03:50.900 Because my brother is the king of wedgies. 0.99

01:03:52.780 Like, he always has a fucking wedgie. 0.99

01:03:54.540 I don't know what that is, but it's true. 1.00

01:03:56.740 It's always, like, I told her, she was, like, you were on some Donnie shit. 0.99

01:03:59.420 And I said, it was worse. 0.99

01:04:00.540 It was worse than anything he's ever had.

01:04:02.600 And I've seen some pretty bad ones with him.

01:04:03.940 And he's had some pretty bad ones.

01:04:05.080 He's had some pretty bad wedgies.

01:04:06.660 Worse.

01:04:07.240 Anyway, speaking of wedgies, let's go into your fun facts.

01:04:09.660 Okay.

01:04:10.660 None of them are about wedgies, thankfully.

01:04:11.940 Like, wait.

01:04:13.920 Okay, this one, which I already knew.

01:04:15.720 I knew Cutie made a custom cake for your birthday this year.

01:04:18.760 But the truth is, Vanilla has a baking pass herself. 0.91

01:04:22.580 You used to have side hustle making and decorating custom baked goods? 0.69

01:04:26.680 Yes, I did.

01:04:27.800 Okay, this was, like, a COVID, like.

01:04:31.360 Sweet treats.

01:04:32.220 Yeah, it was, like, very loud. 0.99

01:04:34.080 I was, like, I'm bored as fuck. 0.99

01:04:35.300 Like, who want a cupcake? 1.00

01:04:36.300 Like, literally, I was, like, bored as fuck. 0.99

01:04:37.640 Who want someone to buy a cake? 1.00

01:04:38.960 Do you like to bake?

01:04:40.600 Um, I feel like at the time I did.

01:04:43.520 But now I feel like it feels like more of a task. 0.94

01:04:46.820 And even then, like, sometimes I'd be, like, what the fuck did I get myself into? 0.97

01:04:50.080 Right. 0.93

01:04:50.240 Like, um, so, yeah, not really.

01:04:53.280 Like, I don't really bake casually.

01:04:55.040 Yeah, it was just something you just did.

01:04:56.540 I just did it for a little bit.

01:04:57.840 And I'm, like, okay, it was fun.

01:04:59.240 Like, that was really it.

01:05:00.540 I'm just, like, I don't know.

01:05:01.320 Maybe not my thing.

01:05:01.820 Too much cleanup.

01:05:02.700 Like, the cleanup is what.

01:05:03.600 I'm, like, ugh. 0.98

01:05:04.280 Like, it's too many fucking flour everywhere. 0.99

01:05:06.040 I get what you mean. 0.99

01:05:06.760 Because I don't particularly love cooking or baking.

01:05:09.980 Yeah, me too, yeah.

01:05:10.480 Like, it's just not my thing.

01:05:11.760 Like, my man loves to cook.

01:05:14.120 And I'm, like, that's perfect.

01:05:15.260 Because I'll sit.

01:05:15.880 I'll just sit here and talk.

01:05:18.020 Yeah, perfect.

01:05:18.940 While you're cooking.

01:05:19.860 No, and that's, like, and I love that.

01:05:21.320 And I love that.

01:05:21.860 It's, like, because this is quality time at the end of the day.

01:05:24.260 Yeah.

01:05:24.280 I was, like, and he also, like, I think I slow him down when I'm in there.

01:05:28.040 So, that's why he's, like, you just get out.

01:05:30.120 It's easier if you're just not here.

01:05:31.920 Yeah.

01:05:32.100 I'm, like, okay, period.

01:05:33.260 But sometimes I'll get, like, a random bug and I'll be, like, maybe I'll make blueberry muffins today.

01:05:37.800 And I'll make them and they'll be delicious.

01:05:39.540 And I'll be, like, I'm never going to do that ever again.

01:05:41.700 You're, like, and it's just never happening ever again.

01:05:43.720 And that's it for me.

01:05:45.040 I love that.

01:05:45.300 I'm retired.

01:05:46.100 Yeah.

01:05:46.600 I was, like, I was in retirement for, like, quite some time with the baking because it was, like, a COVID hobby.

01:05:51.720 And then a few years ago, I had, like, told one of the girls that I danced with at the club that I baked.

01:05:59.020 And then she called me randomly one day.

01:06:00.440 She's, like, send me your, like, baking Instagram.

01:06:03.280 I'm, like, I don't even use it.

01:06:04.440 Like, whatever.

01:06:05.240 And so, I sent it to her.

01:06:06.120 And then I got a DM from someone.

01:06:07.420 And she was, like, hey, like, I need a cake from you, like, your friend told me, like, because there are mutuals.

01:06:13.620 And she was, like, yeah, I need a cake for the Turnstile, like, Grammy after party. 0.98

01:06:17.940 And Turnstile was, like, my favorite band.

01:06:19.220 I was, like, I woke up, like, literally sleeper agent.

01:06:21.980 I was, like, oh, I'll come out of retirement for this.

01:06:24.560 I was, like, I'll come out of retirement for this, like, easy.

01:06:27.360 So, I did.

01:06:27.980 That was the last time I did, like, a big baking project.

01:06:29.880 That was, like, three years ago. 0.99

01:06:31.020 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:06:32.260 Okay. 1.00

01:06:32.580 Well, you must have been pretty good at it then if you were fucking doing well. 0.98

01:06:34.900 I mean, I was, like, yeah, I was good enough, I guess. 0.98

01:06:36.860 I was, like, I made it work.

01:06:37.980 I made it work.

01:06:38.840 That's how I feel about Carrie. 0.99

01:06:39.800 Carrie can bake her ass off. 1.00

01:06:42.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:42.240 Hell, yeah.

01:06:43.020 When I hosted Thanksgiving this year with my man and, like, last year, not this past year,

01:06:48.780 but the year before when Carrie came to my house for Thanksgiving,

01:06:50.900 she brought, like, eight desserts, like, all homemade, labeled, all in individual little

01:06:56.000 cup. 1.00

01:06:56.280 Like, she did the damn thing. 0.99

01:06:58.440 And we loved it, obviously. 1.00

01:07:00.540 And then this past year, my sister was, like, oh, yeah, I told her, like, she doesn't need

01:07:04.020 to bring nearly as much.

01:07:05.060 And I was, like, let me tell you something. 0.99

01:07:06.240 Don't ever discourage that bitch from bringing sweets to my house ever again. 1.00

01:07:09.740 If she wants to work her little fingers to the bone, you let her. 1.00

01:07:12.080 Yeah.

01:07:12.440 You let her do that.

01:07:13.760 They will get eaten.

01:07:14.700 Yes.

01:07:15.040 No, literally.

01:07:16.020 Trust me.

01:07:16.580 They will get eaten.

01:07:17.380 And if that's what she wants to do, please let her.

01:07:18.880 Yeah.

01:07:19.360 You let her do whatever she wants.

01:07:21.360 I love that.

01:07:22.280 Okay.

01:07:23.120 This one says, your dad had a giant collection of DVDs?

01:07:26.580 Yeah.

01:07:26.900 Like, hundreds?

01:07:27.960 Yeah.

01:07:28.660 He does.

01:07:29.340 He just, he's a big collector.

01:07:31.300 He's, like, and he likes a trinket as well.

01:07:33.140 Like, he likes a little, like, fun little trinket as well.

01:07:35.720 So that's where I get it from.

01:07:36.900 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:37.060 So, but he has a lot of fucking DVDs. 0.99

01:07:40.120 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:40.300 He just, he loves movies.

01:07:41.980 He's seen, like, every movie ever that's ever existed.

01:07:44.360 Like, he literally has seen, like, every movie ever.

01:07:47.020 Ever in the history of time.

01:07:47.980 Ever.

01:07:48.100 Ever.

01:07:48.580 Like, ever, ever, ever.

01:07:49.700 Like, sometimes I would come home and he's watching, like, black and white film. 1.00

01:07:52.280 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:07:52.920 Like, what is it? 0.99

01:07:53.520 Like, literally, I'm like, how did you even get this?

01:07:55.300 Like, just some of these movies that I'm just like, where is this?

01:07:58.220 And it's not even, like, a black and white film that, like, looks like it had a budget.

01:08:00.700 I'm like, this is, like, I don't even know. 0.83

01:08:02.800 Like, this is, like, grandpa's home video or some shit. 0.99

01:08:05.700 Like, what the fuck is it? 0.99

01:08:06.080 He's on a mission to watch every movie ever. 1.00

01:08:08.480 It's crazy.

01:08:09.240 So, yeah, he has a lot of DVDs.

01:08:11.600 Lots and lots of DVDs.

01:08:13.120 I don't, I feel like I've seen a lot of movies, but I also feel like I haven't.

01:08:17.320 I really have not.

01:08:18.200 Like, sometimes when people go, have you ever seen this?

01:08:20.260 Sometimes I go, yeah.

01:08:21.940 Even though it's not true.

01:08:23.100 Really?

01:08:23.520 Yeah.

01:08:23.640 But I say that because if I've seen, like.

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01:08:51.900 Scenes from it or a trailer.

01:08:53.980 Uh-huh.

01:08:54.380 I'm just like, well, I'm.

01:08:55.340 I get the point.

01:08:56.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:56.860 I got the fucking meat and potatoes of it. 1.00

01:08:59.000 Like, yeah, I've seen that movie. 1.00

01:09:00.460 I'll say that, like, all the time.

01:09:01.480 I'm like, yeah.

01:09:02.240 Mm-hmm.

01:09:02.900 I've never seen that movie.

01:09:03.740 And there's been times where I've seen movies, like, and again, if it was, like, years ago. 0.94

01:09:06.920 But I don't even fucking remember. 0.60

01:09:08.080 So I'm like, yeah, I saw the movie, but at what cost? 0.98

01:09:10.160 Like, I don't fucking remember. 0.79

01:09:11.580 Clearly it wasn't memorable. 0.96

01:09:12.500 Like, this was so long ago.

01:09:13.040 Yeah.

01:09:13.540 That's why sometimes when I see, like, films that do really well.

01:09:17.140 Like, sometimes I watch them and I'm like, wow, what an incredible movie.

01:09:19.980 Mm-hmm. 0.99

01:09:20.440 Sometimes I watch them and I'm like, this movie was ass. 1.00

01:09:23.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:09:23.480 And maybe I just don't know anything. 1.00

01:09:24.820 Like, sometimes I really think I'm, like, stupid. 0.99

01:09:26.820 Like, I'm, like, in terms of art perception. 0.97

01:09:29.300 Like, and missing the, like, plot of it sometimes.

01:09:30.840 Yeah.

01:09:31.400 Like, I'm, like, I, like, Sinners, when I watch, I'm like, this was an incredible movie.

01:09:34.640 Incredible.

01:09:34.740 Top to bottom.

01:09:36.020 Don't need to convince me.

01:09:37.440 When I saw, I'm trying to think of another movie.

01:09:39.100 I saw that. 0.99

01:09:39.680 I was like, what the fuck is everyone talking about? 0.99

01:09:42.500 I can't even think of one. 0.99

01:09:43.360 I have a good one.

01:09:44.120 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:09:44.400 Okay, this, ah, what the fuck is it called? 0.98

01:09:45.860 It's literally on my letterbox because I hated it so bad. 0.98

01:09:48.400 It's an A24 movie. 0.99

01:09:50.180 It's called, um, it's, like, everyone's on drugs and they're fucking dancing. 0.99

01:09:55.780 And hold on. 0.98

01:09:56.880 It's, it's going to come to me.

01:09:58.340 That's what it's about.

01:09:59.220 Everyone's on drugs and they're dancing.

01:10:01.000 It's literally, let me, hold on.

01:10:02.800 I'm going to pull up my letterbox. 0.97

01:10:04.580 It's something, like, God, I fucking hated it. 0.81

01:10:08.360 But there, but people are, like, this movie is so, like, I swear to God. 0.96

01:10:13.180 Okay, let me see.

01:10:14.080 It's called Climax.

01:10:15.000 Actually, I'll read you my letterbox review.

01:10:16.620 This movie is a two-hour-long panic attack.

01:10:19.580 So watch if you're into that kind of thing. 1.00

01:10:21.520 But if you're normal, you're going to think this shit was hot garbage. 1.00

01:10:24.520 Don't get me wrong. 1.00

01:10:25.400 There's some cool scenes as far as the cinematography goes.

01:10:28.040 I'll give it that. 0.99

01:10:28.940 But damn, this movie is a bunch of nothing sandwiches. 0.99

01:10:32.780 Everything is just... 1.00

01:10:34.000 Nothing burger.

01:10:35.020 Little nothing burger movie.

01:10:36.380 Everyone's just on drugs and feeling, and feeling...

01:10:39.620 Wait, what?

01:10:41.140 And, I don't know.

01:10:42.620 I typed something wrong.

01:10:43.460 Whatever.

01:10:44.160 I was so pissed.

01:10:45.020 So mad, you have grammatical errors.

01:10:47.440 And there's no storyline.

01:10:48.580 It's so bad.

01:10:49.300 Watch at your own risk.

01:10:50.420 And by risk, I mean you're risking time of your life you will never get back by watching

01:10:54.340 this movie. 1.00

01:10:55.080 God damn. 1.00

01:10:55.720 So I really hated it. 0.99

01:10:57.280 But, because it was just very panic-inducing.

01:10:59.520 And the whole thing, it's just about, like, this group of, like...

01:11:02.160 They're, like, these foreign students that, like, all end up getting accepted into this,

01:11:06.920 like, dance program.

01:11:08.100 Oh, okay.

01:11:08.980 That's, like...

01:11:09.000 I actually think I know what movie you're talking about now.

01:11:11.120 And then they're all, like, they had, like, just got accepted into it, and they're, like,

01:11:13.900 having a party in this, like, gymnasium.

01:11:16.040 Okay. 0.99

01:11:16.320 And there's, like, this punch that they're all drinking, and someone drugged the fucking 0.99

01:11:20.320 punch. 0.99

01:11:20.840 And so then they're all just kind of, like, whoa.

01:11:22.780 And it's just, the whole movie is just them, like, following them on drugs.

01:11:26.040 And people are, like, fighting and screaming.

01:11:28.640 And one girl sets herself on fire.

01:11:31.400 And there, like, a kid dies.

01:11:33.420 Like, there's, like, a baby, and he, like, gets trapped in a closet and dies. 0.99

01:11:36.140 I'm, like, what the fuck is happening? 0.96

01:11:37.720 Like, and it's just nothing. 0.97

01:11:39.460 Like, there's no...

01:11:40.380 That's it.

01:11:40.880 That's all that happens.

01:11:41.780 Big ol' nothing.

01:11:42.900 But there are people that are, like, wow, this movie, like, is just...

01:11:45.660 It just defied, like, everything. 1.00

01:11:47.960 I'm, like, I must be dumb as fucking rocks, because I thought that shit was hot garbage. 1.00

01:11:52.540 Like, I hated it so much. 1.00

01:11:54.700 Oh, Amelia Perez.

01:11:56.060 I watched that movie.

01:11:57.100 I've never seen that.

01:11:57.920 Girl, don't. 0.95

01:11:58.680 Yeah.

01:11:59.080 And, um, don't.

01:12:00.360 It's bad.

01:12:01.600 But I watched that with Alex, and I remember going, like, halfway through it, I go, how

01:12:05.980 much longer is this movie?

01:12:09.020 I felt like I was being held hostage by it.

01:12:11.240 I was, like, what is going...

01:12:12.740 And it's crazy, because the story itself is, like, actually so interesting.

01:12:18.020 Like, whatever elements of truth are in that story could have been something great. 0.95

01:12:22.860 But when they started singing and shit, and there's, like, parts where they sing, like, 1.00

01:12:27.580 about, oh, like, she wants a vagina. 1.00

01:12:31.320 Like, there's a part where they literally say that. 1.00

01:12:32.760 Like, quite literally.

01:12:33.640 And they're talking about, like, gender-affirming surgery.

01:12:36.820 I'm crying.

01:12:37.580 And they're, like...

01:12:37.900 I'm that guy...

01:12:38.500 It's Zoe Saldana.

01:12:40.000 I'm, like, I feel like I'm going insane.

01:12:41.640 Like, that movie was all over awards season.

01:12:43.280 You're, like, is this, like, what's happening?

01:12:43.980 Yeah, I was, like, I don't...

01:12:44.660 Wait, I do feel like...

01:12:45.620 Because I didn't know anything about the movie, but I do remember seeing people making fun 0.88

01:12:49.220 that the fact that they got, like, awards for it and shit. 0.99

01:12:50.840 Everything, and they won a bunch of shit. 0.99

01:12:52.340 I was so confused. 1.00

01:12:52.960 And everyone was, like, are we all on the same page?

01:12:54.200 That's why I said, I guess I have Charles Elyse in my brain, so maybe that's why I can't

01:12:59.560 appreciate it.

01:13:00.920 You're, like, because that's the pinnacle of, like, God be a me.

01:13:03.000 Yeah, and I'll decide if I want to keep this in, but that's how I felt about Enora.

01:13:06.640 Did you watch Enora?

01:13:07.440 No, but...

01:13:08.080 Okay, and everyone's, like...

01:13:09.400 Because I used to dance.

01:13:10.260 Everyone's, like, girl, you have to watch Enora. 0.89

01:13:12.320 And I'm just, like, okay, I will.

01:13:13.540 And I just never got around to it.

01:13:14.680 It's, like, good.

01:13:15.040 Like, it's interesting.

01:13:16.460 Like, the storyline is...

01:13:17.680 I just, like, it's a lot of screaming.

01:13:20.800 Yeah.

01:13:21.120 And this is my impression of, like, the main girl, the character. 1.00

01:13:25.280 You fucking slut. 1.00

01:13:27.140 That's it. 1.00

01:13:27.700 And that's it.

01:13:28.300 She says it the whole time. 0.99

01:13:29.340 Fucking in, like, a Jersey, like, East Coast accent. 0.99

01:13:33.240 And she's just, like, so... 1.00

01:13:34.860 Honestly, she's really fucking annoying in it. 1.00

01:13:37.260 Like, I get it, though, like, to a point. 0.98

01:13:38.940 But, like, there is a point at the end, bro. 0.99

01:13:42.280 At the fucking end. 1.00

01:13:43.900 And maybe someone can explain it to me, since I'm so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:13:47.280 But at the end where she's talking to the... 0.99

01:13:48.920 This is after she gets dumped by the main guy.

01:13:50.660 Spoiler alert.

01:13:51.440 And then she has to get out of the house and go back to being a dancer. 1.00

01:13:55.160 And, like, go back to her old life.

01:13:56.860 And then she's with the bald, like, security guy that's been, like, nice to her the whole time.

01:14:01.680 And then she's, like...

01:14:03.620 He says, why do you say that about me? 0.99

01:14:05.020 Because she says, like, you have rape eyes. 1.00

01:14:07.580 Which, again, like, that was another problem I had with it. 1.00

01:14:09.320 It was the way they joked about that shit. 0.99

01:14:10.940 And I really didn't like that. 0.99

01:14:12.200 But he was, like, what does that even mean?

01:14:14.100 And she's, like, oh, so you're telling me if you couldn't, you wouldn't hold me down? 1.00

01:14:19.060 And you wouldn't fucking rape me? 0.99

01:14:21.040 And then he goes, no, I wouldn't. 1.00

01:14:22.700 Like, he's being genuine and earnest.

01:14:24.100 He's, like, no, I wouldn't.

01:14:24.860 And she goes, yeah, you know why? 1.00

01:14:26.180 Because you're a fucking F-slur. 1.00

01:14:28.520 Oh! 1.00

01:14:29.140 That's the end of that conversation.

01:14:30.700 Like, and then they just sit there in silence. 0.99

01:14:32.880 And then I'm, like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:14:34.780 Oh, wait, you're, like, okay, I guess. 1.00

01:14:36.940 And then that was her, like, drop the mic moment.

01:14:39.940 Like, was, like, being homophobic.

01:14:42.240 And then, first of all, it was just so... 1.00

01:14:44.540 So she just, like, sucks? 0.99

01:14:45.600 Then they sit in silence. 1.00

01:14:46.740 They're sitting on opposite ends of the couch.

01:14:48.520 And then it cuts to the next scene.

01:14:50.220 And then everyone's, like, this, just, you guys, just the way the movie was just written.

01:14:54.680 I'm, like, what are you...

01:14:55.920 You're, like, written with slur?

01:14:57.920 You're, like, with hate speech?

01:14:58.980 Well, also, like, was that supposed to be poignant?

01:15:01.400 Was it supposed to be emotional?

01:15:03.160 Like, what was it...

01:15:03.900 What feeling was I supposed to get after seeing that scene? 1.00

01:15:07.420 Other than disdain for that bitch. 1.00

01:15:09.040 Like, all it did was make me not like her. 1.00

01:15:10.900 Yeah.

01:15:11.320 And then the next day, he drives her home.

01:15:13.620 This is the end.

01:15:14.940 Drives her home.

01:15:15.780 She's looking at her old house. 1.00

01:15:16.820 She's, like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:15:17.840 Like, now I gotta go back to the hustle, right? 1.00

01:15:19.700 She's, like, bummed. 1.00

01:15:20.620 She's, like, fuck. 1.00

01:15:21.660 Right? 1.00

01:15:21.920 Sitting there.

01:15:22.680 And then she looks at him, and they're looking at each other.

01:15:24.320 And it's a really intense staring scene. 0.98

01:15:26.760 And then she gets on top of him and has sex with him. 1.00

01:15:29.540 Oh! 0.99

01:15:29.800 And then she starts crying, because he's trying to look at her, and she keeps saying no.

01:15:34.140 And then she just sits there and cries. 0.93

01:15:36.520 And then she gets out of the car, goes in the house.

01:15:38.540 Movie's over.

01:15:40.300 Hey, what?

01:15:41.060 Hey, great.

01:15:41.820 Hey.

01:15:42.760 That's why I said there was no empowerment for sex workers. 0.83

01:15:45.620 Yeah.

01:15:45.780 Like, there was no...

01:15:46.260 See, I feel like it almost, like, plays into this stigma.

01:15:48.460 Yes.

01:15:48.820 Like, it's, like... 1.00

01:15:49.520 That, like, sex workers are all, like, broken and, like, all this shit. 1.00

01:15:52.200 And it was very... 1.00

01:15:53.160 Yeah.

01:15:53.540 I did not know that.

01:15:54.840 Literally, I didn't know anything about, like, how the movie went.

01:15:56.940 I just knew that she, like, dated, like, a Russian guy or something. 0.99

01:15:58.860 I was genuinely shocked when I watched it, because I thought, I must be a dumbass. 0.99

01:16:02.880 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:03.020 Like, and that's okay.

01:16:04.020 Like, if I love watching Zootopia 2 over this, call it what it is.

01:16:08.840 Then that's just what I'm gonna do.

01:16:09.940 It is what it is, you know?

01:16:11.340 Different strokes, different folks.

01:16:12.660 Yeah.

01:16:12.820 Everybody has their flavor.

01:16:14.020 Yeah.

01:16:14.120 But, like, this is not mine.

01:16:15.880 Yeah.

01:16:16.040 So, I remember watching, I was, like, well...

01:16:18.100 But Sinners, I'm, like, that's one where a few times the stars align, and the movie I

01:16:22.740 really loved gets to go through awards.

01:16:24.480 Yes.

01:16:25.940 That's kind of, like, when you said how, like, they kind of just, like, made her unlikable,

01:16:29.500 and that's, like, that's all it does.

01:16:30.400 That's kind of what they did with Marty Supreme.

01:16:31.700 Well, I get that's, like, the point of it, but, like, literally, I didn't know. 0.99

01:16:34.500 I was, like, oh, my God, I fucking hate. 0.98

01:16:35.780 Like, that's the point. 0.99

01:16:36.400 Yeah, you have, like, no one to root for.

01:16:37.820 They make you, like... 1.00

01:16:38.680 Because he sucks. 1.00

01:16:39.540 Like, he's a shitty person. 1.00

01:16:40.420 And, like, that's part of his character. 1.00

01:16:41.940 But, like, you're, like, oh, fuck him. 1.00

01:16:43.460 My God, he's the worst. 1.00

01:16:44.440 Like, and then I'm just, like, I don't know.

01:16:46.280 Like, what's...

01:16:47.140 And the thing with Marty Supreme, too, is that there's, like, no, like...

01:16:50.440 I mean, there is, like, kind of a happy ending, but it's, like, not that happy.

01:16:53.840 So, that's why I'm just, like...

01:16:54.580 Right.

01:16:54.840 I don't know.

01:16:55.060 I wanted him to have, like, his redemption moment, I guess, and, like, make everything, 0.86

01:16:58.480 like, worth all this bullshit that he's gone through, and it just doesn't happen. 0.96

01:17:01.380 Right. 1.00

01:17:01.620 So, like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:17:02.420 I agree. 0.99

01:17:02.940 So, I'm never really moved to go to see movies like that.

01:17:05.480 Like, I really have to, like, want to watch it, which is how I felt about Zootopia, obviously.

01:17:10.560 Even recently, I re-watched Monsters, Inc.

01:17:12.700 When's the last time you watched that movie?

01:17:14.080 I couldn't even tell you.

01:17:14.840 But you want to know which one slept on?

01:17:16.140 The Monsters University.

01:17:17.240 Have you seen that one?

01:17:17.500 I love Monsters University.

01:17:19.360 I was going right...

01:17:20.460 Dude, I re-watched it on Christmas, actually, Monsters University, because I'd been on a

01:17:24.560 Monsters, Inc. kick. 0.97

01:17:26.060 It's so fucking funny. 0.99

01:17:28.040 So, so good. 0.97

01:17:28.520 And that's what I was like, now this is cinema.

01:17:30.640 When I'm watching Monsters University.

01:17:32.600 This is what a movie should be like.

01:17:33.960 This, now, this needs to go through awards season again.

01:17:37.080 And I'm just like, it almost makes me sad, too, because I'm like, I feel like as far

01:17:40.020 as, like, a lot of the kids, but with the exception of Zootopia, too.

01:17:42.720 Like, a lot of the kids' movies, like, they don't have that same, like, it factor to them.

01:17:47.260 Yeah.

01:17:47.880 It's not hitting as quite the same.

01:17:49.800 Yeah.

01:17:49.920 I get what you mean.

01:17:50.980 You know what's a good new one, though?

01:17:52.360 Elio.

01:17:52.860 Have you ever seen that one?

01:17:53.660 No.

01:17:54.740 So good.

01:17:55.560 Really? 0.98

01:17:55.960 That one's real fucking cute. 0.98

01:17:57.720 Elio. 0.98

01:17:58.040 I know it didn't really get a ton of attention, I don't think, but it was honestly really fucking 0.92

01:18:02.960 cute.

01:18:03.300 I told my sister to watch it, and she loved it, too.

01:18:06.000 Yeah.

01:18:06.520 But I even told her, I was like, if you ever had kids, that's what they'd be like, because

01:18:09.240 the kid in that movie is, like, a big science nerd, and he loves space and, like, aliens.

01:18:13.860 Like, that's his favorite thing.

01:18:14.840 That's cute.

01:18:15.520 And I was like, if she ever chooses to have kids, they're going to be like that.

01:18:17.760 They're going to be like that. 0.94

01:18:18.600 Big dorks. 1.00

01:18:19.560 You're being a big dork. 1.00

01:18:20.360 I love that. 1.00

01:18:20.620 Big nerds.

01:18:21.320 Okay, we'll go through the rest of these.

01:18:22.640 Okay, so this one says, growing up, your mom wouldn't let you cut side bangs, so you parted your

01:18:27.900 hair completely over to the side.

01:18:32.160 Yes!

01:18:32.840 Okay, so I really wanted, like, a drastic scene haircut.

01:18:36.960 I got you.

01:18:37.560 Like, the really big at the top, and then it gets, like, super piecey at the bottom.

01:18:39.600 Oh, I see.

01:18:40.140 And really, like, thin.

01:18:41.120 Yes, yes.

01:18:41.780 So I really wanted that, and I was, like, my mom was a hairdresser, so I'm like, mom,

01:18:45.640 please.

01:18:46.380 I'm, like, showing her these pictures on Tumblr.

01:18:47.960 I'm like, please, just let me have this.

01:18:49.660 Honestly, that makes a lot of sense for you.

01:18:51.300 Yeah.

01:18:51.500 That you would love that haircut.

01:18:52.700 Yes, loved it so bad.

01:18:53.660 Yeah.

01:18:53.840 And she was like, no.

01:18:54.760 She's like, no, I'm not doing it.

01:18:55.840 Like, I'm just not.

01:18:56.560 And then she, but she would, like, she would, like, compromise, and she'd give me, like,

01:19:00.040 some layers, but it wouldn't be, like, anywhere near, like, what I wanted.

01:19:03.280 Yeah, you wanted it, like, real choppy.

01:19:05.000 Yeah.

01:19:05.100 Yeah.

01:19:05.280 And she just wouldn't, she wouldn't do it, and so I was just, like, oh, my God.

01:19:09.260 So she would, I was like, come on, I want a side bang. 1.00

01:19:11.360 So she gave me, like, a little bit of, like, a lip, but I was like, no, it's not enough.

01:19:15.100 So I had to, like, part my, like, literally, I would put it from, like, all the way over

01:19:18.720 here and, like, put it over my eye.

01:19:19.980 But it was just, like, a long piece.

01:19:21.360 It's just all your real.

01:19:21.640 Yeah, it was just, like, a long-ass piece of hair, like, and then I really wanted, like, 0.97

01:19:25.560 cool colors and, like, the raccoon stripes and shit. 0.94

01:19:27.840 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:28.080 Of course, she didn't let me do that, but she did.

01:19:30.520 And this was, like, I was so excited.

01:19:31.820 She let me take one strand that was, like, maybe, like, this thick, like, one strand

01:19:36.140 from the back of my head and bleach it and make it pink.

01:19:39.180 And I was, like, I was, like, I know this pretty rave girl. 0.95

01:19:42.420 It's always, like, that was literally me, like, with the one, and you couldn't even fucking 0.97

01:19:45.860 see it. 0.77

01:19:46.500 Like, it's literally, yeah, it's, like, it was, and I thought I was, and it was, like, 0.96

01:19:51.140 it faded in, like, two fucking days. 0.95

01:19:52.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:52.920 Because it was, like, some shitty, like, CVS dye, like, but, oh, my God, like, you couldn't 1.00

01:19:56.780 tell me shit. 0.99

01:19:57.580 I did love those bangs. 1.00

01:19:58.880 I had, like, the bangs that, like, swooped like that and then put a headband on top

01:20:02.960 of them.

01:20:04.460 Loved that look.

01:20:05.880 My sister's bangs were always way better than mine, but I remember my sister's eighth grade

01:20:10.120 year of school.

01:20:12.140 She was really into Paramore at the time.

01:20:14.540 Yeah.

01:20:14.780 So she wanted her haircut.

01:20:16.180 Look, she's not laughing anymore.

01:20:17.340 She wanted to have her haircut as Hayley Williams. 0.84

01:20:20.360 Of course.

01:20:20.880 And my mom was, like, I don't think that's the haircut for you.

01:20:23.900 Like, my mom was always trying to be, like, I really don't know if that's the haircut 0.98

01:20:27.320 for you.

01:20:27.680 I'm just kind of, like, putting her teeth out.

01:20:28.720 And she was, like, you don't know anything, and can I please get it?

01:20:32.480 And then my mom was, like, okay.

01:20:34.080 So my sister cut her hair like that. 1.00

01:20:35.780 Like, the short, like, when she had, like, the really short, like, the choppiest layers

01:20:39.720 and the choppiest bangs. 0.72

01:20:41.520 And we did go to Great Clips, so maybe that was partially bad job done.

01:20:44.980 Right, right.

01:20:45.600 But then when she took her eighth grade picture, bro, like, it's straight up, like, lesbian. 0.92

01:20:52.000 Like, that's what it looked.

01:20:52.760 It looked very lesbian. 0.98

01:20:54.880 Yeah.

01:20:55.120 And the hair was so short, and the layers were, like, every other inch.

01:20:58.500 It was, like, and then the bangs were, like, this, and she straightened all of it, and

01:21:03.140 her hair's naturally curly.

01:21:04.240 Yeah.

01:21:04.460 So it was, like, big, and, like, look, yeah, you can kind of see in that picture.

01:21:08.080 It was, like, oh, my God.

01:21:11.000 And her MCR t-shirt.

01:21:12.500 Oh, my.

01:21:12.680 I love it.

01:21:13.360 Right.

01:21:13.760 I love it. 0.99

01:21:14.680 Butch lesbian. 1.00

01:21:15.440 So lesbian. 1.00

01:21:16.340 So lesbian. 0.98

01:21:17.980 Oh. 0.96

01:21:18.900 Like, this was never a phase.

01:21:20.180 Like, yeah, no.

01:21:21.100 Wait, that's so good, though.

01:21:22.500 And sometimes when she looks at it, she goes, oh, my God.

01:21:25.160 Like, when she looks back.

01:21:26.980 But I was very, I was so particular about my hair that I never really tried anything new.

01:21:32.240 Like, crazy with it, yeah.

01:21:33.380 Except bangs.

01:21:33.640 I did get full front bangs, and I have the thickest, like, hair on my scalp.

01:21:39.880 But, like, specifically my baby hair is, like, thick as hell.

01:21:43.040 So when I had bangs, it literally looked like.

01:21:46.060 It was like a blob.

01:21:46.740 A helmet.

01:21:47.400 Yeah.

01:21:47.560 Almost, like, it was, like, so shiny, and they were so, like.

01:21:50.100 Like, perfect.

01:21:50.900 Yeah, and I would, like, straighten them and curl them in, so they would hug my head like

01:21:54.480 this, like a earring cuff.

01:21:55.940 Yep.

01:21:56.380 They'd just sit on it like this.

01:21:57.520 Yep. 1.00

01:21:57.880 And I used to think I was eating that shit down. 1.00

01:22:00.320 That was the shit, though. 1.00

01:22:01.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:01.480 And then you want to know what was popular, too?

01:22:03.640 I don't know what you obviously know, but, like, when, if you had, like, curlier, wavy

01:22:07.300 hair, to just straighten the bangs.

01:22:08.900 Yes, of course.

01:22:09.660 And then to leave the rest.

01:22:09.860 So, like, scrunchy hair.

01:22:11.940 Forget it.

01:22:12.520 Like, that was, that was.

01:22:13.940 The mousse.

01:22:14.520 That was it.

01:22:15.120 I love. 0.99

01:22:15.800 And I literally would straighten the fuck, and then sometimes I would tie a bow right 0.99

01:22:19.120 here. 0.98

01:22:19.660 So it would be, like, my straight bangs out like this.

01:22:22.080 Yeah.

01:22:22.300 All my hair soaking wet looking.

01:22:24.260 Yeah.

01:22:24.600 But frozen.

01:22:25.440 Yeah.

01:22:25.920 Frozen in time.

01:22:26.860 Uh-huh.

01:22:26.960 Like, crunchy.

01:22:27.640 Uh-huh.

01:22:28.440 I remember I used to do that to my hair all the time.

01:22:30.280 My mom would be like, don't put that much product in. 1.00

01:22:32.660 Like, this doesn't need that much.

01:22:33.860 Yeah.

01:22:34.080 Like, one time, I have a widow's peak, because I have a very Eddie Munster hairline.

01:22:39.540 But, like, when I really hated my widow's peak, especially when I wanted bangs, because

01:22:43.580 I'm, like, these are so in the way.

01:22:44.840 Uh-huh.

01:22:45.340 And one time I was looking at my widow's peak, and I was, like, hate that.

01:22:47.860 So I went in the thing, and I just cut it like this.

01:22:50.180 Like, just straight up.

01:22:51.020 Oh, no.

01:22:51.420 Pulled my hair down, and just snipped and cut all of it off.

01:22:54.820 And then when I cut it off, there was, like, literally five o'clock shadow.

01:22:58.380 Yeah, of course.

01:22:58.740 Right here.

01:22:59.460 Well, actually, it was, like, right here, but it was, like, fuzzy and, like, spiky at that

01:23:02.900 point, because I was, like, because I didn't know it was going to turn out that

01:23:05.200 way.

01:23:05.360 So then I took a razor, and then I just went, like, this, and I just shaved all of

01:23:09.700 it down.

01:23:10.200 So my head, my widow's peak looked like your head, just real buzzed right here, and

01:23:14.300 immediately turned gray, like, almost immediately turned gray.

01:23:17.900 And then I was, like, oh, like, looking at myself in the mirror, and I was, like, that

01:23:21.700 looks so bad.

01:23:22.760 It's all right.

01:23:23.460 And I just, like, walked out of my bathroom.

01:23:24.960 I was just doing that in my bathroom.

01:23:26.400 And I walked out, and, like, my mom, like, everyone was sitting in the living room, and

01:23:29.760 I sat down, and I was, like, just, like, acting normal.

01:23:32.980 Yeah, you're, like, hey, everyone.

01:23:33.620 What I'm doing.

01:23:34.880 And then my mom was, like, looking, she went, what did you do to your hair? 0.79

01:23:38.300 And then I go, what do you mean?

01:23:40.140 Like, I literally was, like, mom, what are you talking about?

01:23:42.260 And she goes, did you cut your hair?

01:23:43.940 And I go, no.

01:23:45.700 Mind you, gray.

01:23:47.080 Like, literal.

01:23:47.920 Gray, and it's a big triangle on my forehead.

01:23:51.300 And she goes, why would you do that?

01:23:53.620 And I go, I just hated it.

01:23:55.480 I didn't know it was going to look like that.

01:23:57.520 Obviously, I didn't know that.

01:23:58.720 Or else I wouldn't have done it.

01:23:59.440 And my mom, like, she had to help me, like, style my hair, because it literally looked

01:24:04.780 like just a big gray triangle right here for months.

01:24:09.020 Like, I had it for months.

01:24:10.100 And then did you just, like, have to grow it out?

01:24:11.520 I just had to let it grow.

01:24:12.420 Like, I would cry to my mom about it.

01:24:13.880 I'd be, like, well. 1.00

01:24:14.520 And she says, well, that's what happens when you fucking shave it. 0.99

01:24:17.060 Like, my mom was literally, like. 0.99

01:24:18.100 She was, like, so over it.

01:24:18.920 She was, like, well, what did you think, girl?

01:24:20.480 I was gone for 15 minutes, and I came out with that.

01:24:22.960 Like, just this on my head.

01:24:24.140 Now I've, like, made peace with it.

01:24:25.380 Now I love my widow speak, but I just hated it when I was a kid.

01:24:28.040 But now I love it to the point where, like, one time I did VidCon.

01:24:33.520 And my friend Hunter, who I love, he is wonderful.

01:24:36.900 His name's Hunter Prosper.

01:24:37.900 He's great.

01:24:38.460 He does that thing on TikTok where he's, like, let's read notes from three strangers or whatever.

01:24:42.080 Okay, yeah, yeah.

01:24:42.400 He's really sweet.

01:24:43.740 He was hosting the panel.

01:24:45.840 And Hunter also has a widow speak. 0.92

01:24:47.600 And, like, they were putting these huge pictures of us up on these, like, big, giant projector things.

01:24:55.960 And, like, they were enormous.

01:24:57.560 Like, literally from the floor to the ceiling in here, how big they were.

01:25:00.780 Like, Brianna on the Burj Khalifa.

01:25:02.220 Like, hello, Dubai.

01:25:03.900 Like, genuinely huge.

01:25:05.620 You could see every detail on our faces.

01:25:07.600 And then he was, like, man, they're blowing up our pictures so big.

01:25:11.100 I go, I know, right?

01:25:12.300 And I was, like, looking at him.

01:25:13.280 And, like, our pictures were right next to each other.

01:25:15.000 And when we get on the stage, he's, like, clearly nervous.

01:25:18.640 Like, he's, like, excited to host, moderate the panel.

01:25:20.640 It's, like, me and three other girls.

01:25:21.940 And so he's, like, chatting.

01:25:23.580 And then he goes, Drew.

01:25:24.660 And he's, like, oh, yeah, our pictures are next to each other.

01:25:27.020 I was, like, hell, yeah.

01:25:28.180 I go, widow speak twins. 0.99

01:25:30.680 And I think he doesn't care for his because then he went.

01:25:35.620 And then, like, and then I was, like, I was obviously kidding.

01:25:38.220 But, obviously, I was, like, well, like, I have it, too, brother.

01:25:40.300 You're, like, I have it, too.

01:25:41.340 Representation matters.

01:25:42.100 You're, like, come on.

01:25:42.680 And I was, like, joking about it because, like, in those pictures, like, our widow speaks are cute.

01:25:46.500 They're, like, very, like.

01:25:49.060 I think a widow speak is cute. 0.90

01:25:50.720 I don't think so.

01:25:51.260 You know, a lot of girls, when they do wig installs, they'll, like, purposely do a widow speak now. 1.00

01:25:54.900 I know.

01:25:55.460 I've seen it.

01:25:56.020 Yeah.

01:25:56.540 It's cute.

01:25:57.240 I'm telling you.

01:25:58.020 It's, like, I've seen people say it's a heart hairline.

01:26:00.540 And I'm, like, T.

01:26:01.300 You're, like, cute.

01:26:01.960 That's so cute.

01:26:02.700 Yeah.

01:26:02.940 And then, like, when I left the stage, my man, it was, like, an hour-long thing.

01:26:06.720 My man goes, I think you threw him off with that widow speak joke. 1.00

01:26:09.620 And I was, like, oh, my fucking bad. 0.98

01:26:11.200 I didn't know. 0.98

01:26:11.660 I thought we all worked through it.

01:26:12.800 Did we not all shave our widow speaks at one point? 0.61

01:26:15.300 At one point.

01:26:16.060 Like, did we not all, like, just have to accept it?

01:26:18.220 Not all of us had 5 o'clock shadow on our foreheads.

01:26:20.460 Right, right.

01:26:20.880 Nobody had that.

01:26:22.120 Okay.

01:26:22.340 Just me?

01:26:22.860 Okay.

01:26:23.520 I guess it's just me by myself.

01:26:25.180 That's fine.

01:26:26.100 Okay.

01:26:26.460 This next one says, as a teen, you posted a cover of you singing Someone Like You by Adele.

01:26:32.720 Were you good?

01:26:35.540 No, Drew.

01:26:36.260 I wasn't good.

01:26:36.840 I wasn't good.

01:26:39.620 I posted it on Tumblr, right?

01:26:43.560 But this is the funniest part of it all.

01:26:46.120 I tell this story.

01:26:47.400 I tell this story on stream.

01:26:49.540 I'm not even kidding.

01:26:50.560 Like, almost two years ago.

01:26:52.380 And this was back when I had maybe 100 viewers on Twitch, right?

01:26:55.360 So I tell this story.

01:26:56.600 I'm like, guys, oh, my God.

01:26:58.160 Like, I wish I even – I didn't even know my old Tumblr username.

01:27:01.400 I'm like, I wish I remembered my old Tumblr username.

01:27:03.220 Because I – at the time, I had thought that I had deleted the video.

01:27:07.980 But I was like, y'all, I remember when I was younger, I posted this video on Tumblr of me singing Adele.

01:27:14.660 Oh, my God.

01:27:15.320 Thank God that's gone, right?

01:27:18.020 Months go by.

01:27:18.820 Months, months, months.

01:27:19.760 All of a sudden, one day, I'm streaming.

01:27:22.060 And there's a link. 0.97

01:27:23.060 Someone sends a link in my – and I'm like, what the fuck is this? 0.93

01:27:26.800 And I click on it, and I'm like, no, no, no. 0.91

01:27:30.820 It's the video.

01:27:31.820 I'm like, how the hell?

01:27:35.160 Oh, my God.

01:27:35.820 And so then we – obviously, I had to watch it on stream.

01:27:38.040 I was like, well, we have to live react to this.

01:27:41.180 And ever since then, it's just been like – I'm like, wow.

01:27:44.540 Honestly, like, I don't even really know.

01:27:46.180 Like, it's been deleted now.

01:27:47.660 I did contact Tumblr, and I'm like, listen. 0.98

01:27:50.120 Take this shit down immediately. 0.98

01:27:50.880 I'm like, this has got to go. 0.99

01:27:52.180 I'm like, listen, I'll do anything to prove that this is me.

01:27:54.660 I'm like, but this has got to go.

01:27:55.900 This is really, like, doing numbers on my mental health.

01:27:58.320 And now you have to understand.

01:27:59.780 I was like, please, Adele wouldn't want this either.

01:28:01.940 So, please, like, just for everyone.

01:28:03.360 It's glamorous on her, for being honest.

01:28:05.520 For everyone's sake, please take it down.

01:28:07.980 So, they took it down.

01:28:08.820 But there's still the clips of me reacting to it. 0.92

01:28:10.720 It's so fucking funny.

01:28:12.040 And I'm literally – and I'm in my – like, it was, like, a little bit past my scene era, 0.97

01:28:16.540 but still was very heavily into the side bang.

01:28:18.780 So, in the video, I do have, like, a bit of the side bang.

01:28:21.460 And I'm, like, at my, like, desktop, like, computer that was in, like, my family's office.

01:28:25.620 You could see all of my dad's $9 million DVD collection in the background.

01:28:29.880 And I'm literally just, like, I heard – with the bang, with the bang. 0.96

01:28:34.280 And I'm, like – and it's just the funniest fucking thing ever. 0.95

01:28:36.760 It really is so good. 0.97

01:28:38.320 But, yeah.

01:28:38.680 When I, like – I think I've told it on this thing before, but, like – and I've used it, actually, in an ad.

01:28:44.280 But, like, when my sister and I made a Jonas Brothers fan submission video, like, to try and win tickets,

01:28:48.440 that was a video that, like, to this day is still – it's embarrassing to – it's humiliating to me for many reasons.

01:28:55.720 But, like, obviously not that humiliating because I used it in an ad.

01:28:59.060 Like, when I worked with SeatGeek, I literally used it in an ad, which got me the chance to meet the Jonas Brothers.

01:29:03.880 Like, their team saw it.

01:29:04.920 Oh, my God.

01:29:05.980 And they were, like, we saw your video.

01:29:07.380 Like, would you want to come meet them and make content?

01:29:09.140 And I'm, like, yes, but let's not talk about the video.

01:29:11.120 I really don't want to go into that.

01:29:13.260 But that video is one of those where I'm, like, oh, man.

01:29:17.140 Because people still try to look for it.

01:29:18.500 And I'm, like, you'll never find it.

01:29:19.760 It's privated.

01:29:20.260 Like, there's a reason why only I have it and my sister were the only ones who have it

01:29:24.800 because, like, there was a part, obviously, at the end where my sister put in –

01:29:30.020 she was our editor, our filmmaker, our editor.

01:29:32.140 Right, of course, of course.

01:29:32.700 And she put in pictures and put graphics on it.

01:29:36.320 But it was, like, three of our four walls in our shared bedroom, like, until we were –

01:29:41.320 she graduated from high school, all Jonas Brothers posters.

01:29:44.540 Yeah, posters. 0.99

01:29:45.160 Like, the magazine ones and shit, yeah. 0.96

01:29:46.740 Ceiling to floor, though. 0.95

01:29:47.920 Like, three walls out of the four. 0.87

01:29:49.540 So, a fuck ton of pictures. 1.00

01:29:51.380 Like, we put in quite a lot of man hours doing that shit. 0.99

01:29:55.080 And, like, she put one picture of each wall. 0.99

01:29:58.000 Mind you, I didn't make my bed. 1.00

01:30:00.700 My shit – everything looks like shit. 1.00

01:30:02.880 And I didn't even bother to clean up when this bitch took the pictures. 1.00

01:30:05.280 I was, like, you couldn't have told me that you were taking pictures. 0.99

01:30:07.200 I could have cleaned.

01:30:08.240 But she, like, took one of each wall.

01:30:10.000 And then at the end of it is just – it just says, like, one picture.

01:30:13.360 And then on the picture it says, welcome.

01:30:15.880 And then the next one says, to the.

01:30:17.520 And then the last one says, Jonas Fear.

01:30:20.900 Which we never called it that.

01:30:22.520 I don't know where she got that from.

01:30:24.900 That's even better.

01:30:26.020 Like, she – we never called it that.

01:30:28.860 But I remember when I watched the video, like, the edit before we submitted it.

01:30:32.500 Oh, my God.

01:30:32.620 The Jonas Fear.

01:30:33.620 Yeah, the Jonas Fear.

01:30:34.920 When I watched it, I was like, oh, my God.

01:30:37.040 That end part, dude.

01:30:38.420 You were, like, chills.

01:30:39.320 That was – I'm shaking.

01:30:41.640 Is this real?

01:30:42.180 You're, like, this is so good.

01:30:43.820 But I was, like, so – cinema.

01:30:45.420 Like, I was literally, like, blown away by the editing.

01:30:47.560 I was, like, whoa.

01:30:48.220 How did you even come up with that, bro?

01:30:50.100 Like, how did you do that?

01:30:51.200 Yeah.

01:30:51.380 Like, so good.

01:30:53.260 And I literally – like, since I posted that, people will still comment things, like,

01:30:58.020 I'm trying to book my vacation to the Jonas Sphere.

01:31:00.860 Or they're, like, oh, I want to get married in the Jonas Sphere. 0.99

01:31:03.000 I'm, like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:31:03.880 I'm, like, fucking shut up. 1.00

01:31:05.060 Like, don't tell them about that. 1.00

01:31:06.760 Like, so I get –

01:31:07.900 Oh, my God.

01:31:08.440 We would sometimes make videos of ourselves just lip-syncing, like, songs.

01:31:11.980 Oh, yeah.

01:31:12.380 Of course.

01:31:13.020 But, like, the entire song.

01:31:14.880 So the song would be, like, four and a half minutes singing the whole time.

01:31:17.920 It's just the full video.

01:31:18.940 Singing the whole time.

01:31:19.660 Like, just mouthing it the whole time.

01:31:21.840 Sometimes reading the lyrics, but just, like, mouthing it the whole time.

01:31:25.020 I love that.

01:31:25.460 I miss that.

01:31:26.060 It's the best. 1.00

01:31:26.480 I miss that shit. 1.00

01:31:26.680 That's what the internet used to be. 1.00

01:31:27.760 Yeah.

01:31:28.120 Just that.

01:31:29.240 Simply just that.

01:31:30.680 Just that.

01:31:31.400 Yeah.

01:31:31.760 I remember me and my friends, we had a sleepover.

01:31:34.200 It was a Jonas Brothers.

01:31:35.080 It was my birthday.

01:31:35.780 It was a Jonas Brothers-themed sleepover.

01:31:37.520 I took all my posters from my room and put them in my basement.

01:31:40.180 And that was, like, me doing the theme.

01:31:41.980 And we did a video where we did a choreo to –

01:31:46.280 It was not Fire Burnin'.

01:31:49.920 It was another one.

01:31:50.440 It was called, like, Bass Drop or something Drop by Sean Kingston.

01:31:54.660 And we made a choreography to that song.

01:31:58.120 Nice.

01:31:58.920 And I'm like, those were the – and that was – and we did a video, obviously. 0.94

01:32:02.880 And then you watch it and you're like, God, that's fucking incredible. 0.94

01:32:06.120 We're so fucking good. 0.98

01:32:07.180 And you love watching it back a million times. 0.98

01:32:09.540 You just keep re-watching it.

01:32:10.320 Literally, I'm like, put me on Dancing with the Stars.

01:32:12.440 I'm like, literally, get me on America's Got Talent.

01:32:14.240 Like, we're so good.

01:32:14.860 Yo, if this got out, who knows what happened.

01:32:16.780 That actually reminds me of America's Got Talent.

01:32:18.560 One time my brother got an email and he called my mom and he goes,

01:32:22.300 I have huge news for you.

01:32:24.520 Mind you, my brother's, like, 14 at the time.

01:32:26.320 And he's like, I just got an email from America's Got Talent.

01:32:31.900 And they want me to come on the show.

01:32:34.580 But it was one of those, like, fan things where they send them out and they're like,

01:32:38.560 we want you at America's Got Talent.

01:32:40.960 Like, apply down here to get, like, seat filler tickets.

01:32:43.620 Like, it was to go watch the show.

01:32:44.780 Oh, God.

01:32:45.560 He called my mom and he's like, this is going to ruin the tour.

01:32:48.320 He's like, and how are we going to plan for this?

01:32:50.600 He's like, and when are we going to find the time to do this?

01:32:53.040 Yeah, he was like, God, I just, like, I can't even think they discovered me.

01:32:56.300 My brother has no talent, by the way.

01:32:57.880 Like, at this point, like, he has no talent.

01:32:59.520 He hasn't, like, even posted anything for them to even, like, had fat.

01:33:02.380 Oh, I love that.

01:33:03.180 But he was just like, yeah, of course they want me.

01:33:04.980 Like, one of our oldest bits with Donovan specifically was when he said he wanted to do stand-up for a living.

01:33:09.940 Because he watched The Office for the first time.

01:33:11.820 And he was like, this is so funny.

01:33:13.260 I think I should do stand-up.

01:33:14.320 Not the same things at all.

01:33:15.280 But he was like, who cares?

01:33:16.900 Because my brother was, like, again, 15 or 14 at the time.

01:33:19.860 And he told my mom, like, can I practice my stand-up with you?

01:33:22.720 Like, he just came up with the idea and then was like, can I practice?

01:33:26.880 And my mom was like, sure.

01:33:28.300 And my sister just happened to be home, but I wasn't home at the time.

01:33:31.240 So my sister recorded it.

01:33:32.620 And to this day, it is my most treasured piece of media.

01:33:36.780 Because it is from years ago.

01:33:38.740 So it's, like, not that great a quality anymore.

01:33:41.660 But we talked about it on our show together.

01:33:43.820 And he literally gives this, he's doing stand-up.

01:33:46.540 He's pretending.

01:33:47.080 He's holding a mic.

01:33:48.400 And it's just him, like, summarizing The Office.

01:33:52.200 Like, that's really all he's doing in it.

01:33:54.200 Like, he's just going, like, and this guy, Michael Scott, like, he's just, he's, like, one of those bosses that, like.

01:34:02.740 Like, acting like they're in the audience.

01:34:03.260 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:03.820 Like, he's, like, he just wastes time.

01:34:05.900 Would bosses waste time?

01:34:08.360 That's, like, how he's talking.

01:34:09.360 That's so cute.

01:34:10.100 He talks so, like, cartoony to him.

01:34:11.560 Yeah.

01:34:12.400 And then my mom, this is my favorite part of the video.

01:34:14.300 My mom goes, pause.

01:34:15.760 Is this a stand-up routine?

01:34:17.680 Or is this just a summary of The Office?

01:34:20.220 You got to tell jokes.

01:34:22.040 I haven't heard one joke.

01:34:23.380 My brother's been going for, like, five minutes.

01:34:24.880 Yeah.

01:34:25.200 She goes, I haven't heard one joke yet.

01:34:27.140 And then my sister's trying not to laugh.

01:34:29.280 Because my brother's going, mm-hmm.

01:34:30.980 Like, listening to the feedback.

01:34:32.760 He's, like, right, okay.

01:34:33.560 No, and he's literally going, mm-hmm.

01:34:35.000 And he, like, sits down in a rocking chair we used to have.

01:34:37.540 And he's, like, rocking back and forth. 0.97

01:34:39.020 And he looks pissed the fuck off. 0.93

01:34:40.800 Like, because none of my mom's commentary is meaning anything to him. 0.97

01:34:44.560 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:34:44.920 Because in my brother's head, he's going, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1.00

01:34:47.860 I just killed. 1.00

01:34:48.520 Like, this is funny.

01:34:49.300 That's the funniest part about it is, like, my brother's confidence is never shaken. 0.99

01:34:52.840 Like, you can tell him, like, that was ass. 1.00

01:34:54.400 And he'll be, like, you don't know what you're talking about and kill yourself. 1.00

01:34:56.700 He's, like, no, it wasn't. 0.61

01:34:57.320 He's, like, but it wasn't, though.

01:34:58.520 He's, like, well, let's ask the audience.

01:34:59.800 Yeah.

01:35:00.720 Michael Scott.

01:35:01.400 He's, like, no, let's ask Michael.

01:35:02.860 Why don't we call Michael Scott up and let's ask him?

01:35:04.840 Why don't we call him up?

01:35:05.620 And he even, like, brought a bunch of stuffed animals out of his room and he, like, lined them up.

01:35:10.140 Of course.

01:35:10.600 And then my sister goes, is this, like, a bit or something?

01:35:12.800 Like, why don't you try with the animals?

01:35:14.140 And my mom goes, no, that's the audience.

01:35:16.100 He brought it out in audience.

01:35:17.940 And then she goes, well, why don't you try again, my sister?

01:35:20.340 And my mom goes, no, he needs to practice more.

01:35:23.180 No, let him, like, go and get a new, like, he needs a whole new material.

01:35:26.160 He needs to get back in the writer's room.

01:35:27.680 He needs all.

01:35:28.640 He needs to workshop.

01:35:30.120 Yeah.

01:35:30.440 And when I think about that story, I literally think to myself, like, when people ask me,

01:35:35.000 how did I get funny?

01:35:36.600 That's the house I grew up in.

01:35:38.340 My mom going, pause.

01:35:39.420 Is this supposed to be stand-up?

01:35:41.500 That was my mom's whole team.

01:35:42.380 Like, her just clocking it immediately.

01:35:43.220 My mom's team was, and we thought that video was so funny.

01:35:46.540 When I went on tour for a month, like, the two of us, we literally played that as an intro

01:35:50.880 to our, to us coming out.

01:35:52.260 Wait, really?

01:35:52.740 That's so cute.

01:35:53.700 Yeah, because no one had ever seen the video.

01:35:54.860 We would just talk about it.

01:35:56.040 Yeah.

01:35:56.780 So we would play that as an intro.

01:35:57.700 You were like, here's the actual, like, the proof.

01:35:59.900 Oh, my God, I love that.

01:36:01.200 That's so cute.

01:36:02.220 So I get it. 1.00

01:36:02.960 Like, I think it's a rite of passage to do things where you're like, fuck it. 1.00

01:36:06.900 I'm going to sing Adele on YouTube. 0.99

01:36:08.640 And I'm glad that I did.

01:36:10.420 I'm glad that I did because I'm like, okay, because if you had told me when I was 16 and

01:36:14.600 I made that, that this was going to come back and haunt me, like, almost 10 years later,

01:36:18.140 I wouldn't have, like, believed you.

01:36:19.420 But I'm glad that I did it.

01:36:21.840 You know what I mean?

01:36:22.520 Yeah.

01:36:22.600 Because it was, it was vulnerable.

01:36:24.480 Like, I put myself out there and, yeah.

01:36:27.160 Let's just make fun of the girl who put herself out there. 1.00

01:36:29.720 Yeah, right.

01:36:30.440 Like, I took a risk.

01:36:31.900 Like, God forbid a girl takes a risk. 1.00

01:36:33.440 God forbid.

01:36:34.480 God forbid women just want to experience singing. 1.00

01:36:36.920 Yeah.

01:36:37.360 Just for once.

01:36:38.440 Oh, God.

01:36:39.700 Okay.

01:36:40.480 Last fun fact.

01:36:41.420 Okay.

01:36:41.820 Your senior year book superlative was Class Clown.

01:36:45.200 Yes, it was.

01:36:45.800 That worked out then.

01:36:46.860 Yeah.

01:36:47.260 I think.

01:36:47.640 It did.

01:36:48.320 It did.

01:36:48.740 Do you still talk to people from high school at all?

01:36:50.400 Yeah, I do.

01:36:51.020 My best friend, Dylan, who, he also, like, works for me.

01:36:53.980 He's, like, we've known each other, like, our whole lives.

01:36:56.540 And then one of my other friends, Sam, he's actually coming out here for my Valentine's

01:37:01.840 Day party.

01:37:02.240 He's going to come out here.

01:37:03.120 So, yeah.

01:37:03.580 So, I have, I talked to a few, a few people from high school still.

01:37:07.100 Not, like, so, so many.

01:37:08.440 But I definitely do have friends from high school still.

01:37:11.600 People they knew even then.

01:37:12.760 Yeah.

01:37:13.020 They sensed it about you.

01:37:14.180 I know.

01:37:14.460 And I didn't even graduate.

01:37:15.440 I didn't.

01:37:16.260 I dropped out.

01:37:17.220 So, I'm like, but I still made it in the yearbook.

01:37:18.620 Like, though, hey.

01:37:19.220 I'm like, it was, like, it was, like, after the deadline when they had already, like, 0.99

01:37:22.000 printed all the shit. 0.99

01:37:22.880 They were, like, whatever, I guess. 1.00

01:37:23.900 Like, so, I was, like, yes.

01:37:25.140 So, I still was in the yearbook.

01:37:26.160 So, that was pretty cool.

01:37:27.100 But, um, but, yeah, yeah.

01:37:28.680 I got a superlative my senior year, too.

01:37:30.800 But I got most, like, most likely to want to be, it was, like, you would want to be trapped

01:37:38.500 on an island with this person.

01:37:39.780 Oh, that's a good one.

01:37:40.980 Which I guess.

01:37:41.680 But I was, like, this is either racist or, like, I felt, like, that feels.

01:37:46.680 Maybe a little racially motivated here. 1.00

01:37:48.400 Yeah, I was, like, that feels like I'm the only islander in this goddamn fucking school. 1.00

01:37:52.100 Right, right. 0.99

01:37:52.440 And you guys picked me.

01:37:54.000 Because there was, like, funniest.

01:37:55.500 And I was, like, well, that seems.

01:37:56.920 That seemed kind of fitting, too.

01:37:57.960 Seems more fitting for me.

01:37:59.380 But what do I know?

01:38:00.560 Right.

01:38:00.860 But I remember getting that one.

01:38:01.880 And I was, like, really?

01:38:02.980 That's the one I got?

01:38:04.020 Okay, given the context, then, if you were, like, the only islander at the school, it's,

01:38:06.900 like, really?

01:38:07.480 It was literally just me by myself.

01:38:09.420 Really?

01:38:09.840 I think there was one other girl.

01:38:11.120 But not a lot of people knew she was someone.

01:38:12.940 Because at that point, my sister had graduated.

01:38:14.580 My man had graduated.

01:38:15.720 Like, my other friends who were Polynesians.

01:38:17.800 It was, like, just me.

01:38:19.020 Oh, okay.

01:38:19.700 So then, yeah.

01:38:20.400 Totally. 0.99

01:38:20.960 I was, like, damn. 1.00

01:38:21.840 What the fuck? 1.00

01:38:22.520 Like, it was me and some white guy that, like, probably could be, like, Bear Grylls. 1.00

01:38:25.660 Yeah.

01:38:25.840 And I was, like, well, we're both dying if I go on the island with you. 0.99

01:38:29.180 Because you're, like, you're going to piss me the fuck off. 0.99

01:38:30.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:31.120 Honestly, I'm going to kill myself. 0.62

01:38:32.320 Like, that's kind of been my deal. 0.95

01:38:33.560 Like, zombie apocalypse, end of the world, stranded on an island, offing.

01:38:38.040 Yeah.

01:38:38.360 You're, like, that's where I draw the line.

01:38:39.480 Yeah.

01:38:39.700 With another man, too.

01:38:40.520 It's, like, I can't.

01:38:41.220 Oh, my God.

01:38:41.780 I barely made it without my tiny bookshop.

01:38:43.500 You think I'm going to make it without my phone?

01:38:44.300 You think I'm going to make it?

01:38:44.620 Like, are you serious?

01:38:45.580 Like, literally.

01:38:46.180 I'm, like, are you serious?

01:38:46.960 No, literally.

01:38:47.440 I wouldn't even know where to start.

01:38:48.480 Like, I always talk about it.

01:38:49.240 People are, like, would you ever go on a show, like, Survivor?

01:38:51.440 So, I'm, like, baby, there is no surviving.

01:38:53.460 I'm, like, baby.

01:38:54.200 I am not.

01:38:54.900 I'm, like, because the first day I get there and they're, like, okay, all y'all have to

01:38:58.440 eat for dinner is, they're going to be, like, okay, so for the next month, you guys have

01:39:03.000 this one pound bag of rice and you have to make.

01:39:05.140 I'm, like, that one night, they're going to catch me behind.

01:39:08.160 I'm, like, it's gone.

01:39:09.500 Now I'm going to starve.

01:39:11.000 Literally.

01:39:11.420 And I'm, like, and it's gone.

01:39:13.460 And then they're going to vote me off that day.

01:39:14.920 Yeah, no.

01:39:15.800 I get out and there's no air conditioning?

01:39:18.000 No.

01:39:18.400 Go ahead and airlift me up.

01:39:20.220 Airlift me out.

01:39:20.980 I'm out.

01:39:21.560 Sorry.

01:39:22.000 Naked and afraid.

01:39:22.780 My friend and I in college went through a spell where we were always watching Naked and Afraid

01:39:27.220 because it was just so fascinating to me.

01:39:29.160 But I was, like, oh, I would quit so fast.

01:39:31.540 And I'm naked.

01:39:32.660 So vulnerable.

01:39:33.640 Like, the most vulnerable you've ever been.

01:39:34.880 And I'm with some random person who's also naked. 1.00

01:39:37.580 Also fucking naked. 0.99

01:39:38.560 I'm, like, well, first things first, you need clothes because it's upsetting me. 0.99

01:39:41.420 Yeah.

01:39:41.720 You need them.

01:39:42.260 Like, even a leaf.

01:39:43.060 Like, just put something, like, literally, I'm, like, let's just make something happen here.

01:39:46.280 I think that, too, when people are, like, oh, would you go on?

01:39:48.400 Like, even, like, something like Fear Factor.

01:39:50.540 I'm, like, no. 1.00

01:39:52.780 Fuck no. 1.00

01:39:53.440 No. 1.00

01:39:53.620 Eating things?

01:39:54.780 No.

01:39:55.220 No.

01:39:55.720 I can't do that.

01:39:56.600 No.

01:39:56.760 I'm, like, baby, I can't.

01:39:57.820 I'm not an adventurous person like that.

01:39:59.580 I'm very, like, no, thank you.

01:40:00.840 No.

01:40:01.140 Yeah, same.

01:40:01.700 I'm, like, no, I'm comfy here.

01:40:03.100 Like, I'm very okay here.

01:40:04.480 Like, yeah, just things like that.

01:40:05.540 I'm, like, girl, I can't.

01:40:07.440 I can't do it.

01:40:07.920 I did, like, the mini version of Hot Ones.

01:40:10.940 Oh.

01:40:11.420 Okay.

01:40:11.460 Like, the online one.

01:40:12.580 Not the real one.

01:40:13.820 I did the mini one.

01:40:15.340 And when I did that.

01:40:17.140 Even that. 1.00

01:40:17.760 Like, I was, like, genuinely shocked at how hot the shit was. 0.99

01:40:21.540 Like, I really was trying not to freak out. 0.99

01:40:23.280 Like, I was, like.

01:40:23.780 I would be having a full panic attack.

01:40:25.120 I wouldn't be able to.

01:40:25.540 I was, like, I'm going to freak out.

01:40:26.840 Like, and then they told me.

01:40:28.220 Because I did eat the wings multiple times. 1.00

01:40:29.960 Because they asked some crazy fucking questions. 1.00

01:40:32.200 I was, like, I'm not answering that shit. 1.00

01:40:34.080 And so I ate it. 0.99

01:40:35.800 But I remember they were saying, too, like, at the end. 1.00

01:40:39.220 Because I was, like, holy fuck. 1.00

01:40:40.560 That shit is hanging out. 1.00

01:40:41.660 Like, in my mouth. 1.00

01:40:42.800 And they gave me this, like, oatmeal ice cream.

01:40:46.300 Oat milk ice cream.

01:40:47.960 It was, like, plain vanilla.

01:40:49.060 And that was the only thing that killed the burning.

01:40:51.380 Like, I drank water.

01:40:52.240 I drank milk.

01:40:52.880 I, like, drank everything.

01:40:53.780 And I couldn't get it to stop.

01:40:55.080 Oh, my God.

01:40:55.520 And then they told me.

01:40:56.560 And the mini version.

01:40:57.920 It's all the last hottest ones.

01:41:00.040 Oh, of course.

01:41:00.660 I was, like, oh, so you tell me after.

01:41:01.900 Perfect.

01:41:02.100 Of course.

01:41:02.420 Great.

01:41:02.700 You guys couldn't give me the first two.

01:41:03.980 You had to give me the last four. 1.00

01:41:05.120 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:41:05.700 And they said they make it harder like that. 1.00

01:41:07.380 Because it's so much shorter and less time, obviously.

01:41:10.800 But I remember, like, I was, like, okay, okay.

01:41:13.300 Because I'm, like, I'm a sensitive tummy girl sometimes. 0.99

01:41:16.280 And I was, like, okay, I don't feel too bad when I got back to my hotel, bitch. 1.00

01:41:20.380 Game over. 1.00

01:41:20.880 Felt like I was cupping my butt like a little kid. 0.99

01:41:22.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:41:22.740 Game over.

01:41:22.840 Running to the bathroom.

01:41:23.680 I was, like, oh, my God.

01:41:24.980 Game over.

01:41:25.640 No.

01:41:25.920 I see.

01:41:26.240 I wouldn't be able to do that.

01:41:28.020 Because is it, like, you have to either answer the question or eat the wing?

01:41:31.440 Or eat, yeah.

01:41:32.160 Yeah.

01:41:33.200 So it's, like, they ask you crazy things.

01:41:33.980 They would know my social. 0.99

01:41:34.260 Literally, I'm, like, they could ask me whatever the fuck. 0.93

01:41:36.420 I'm, like, here's my address. 0.97

01:41:37.720 Here's my, like, I'm not eating that.

01:41:38.920 Like, in the beginning of it, I literally, I bit one wing.

01:41:41.080 And I go, that's how they.

01:41:42.820 And I literally was, like, I'm going to have to start burning bridges.

01:41:44.860 Like, wait.

01:41:44.880 I'd be, like, wait, no.

01:41:45.840 I'm going to start adding people directly.

01:41:47.360 I can't do this.

01:41:48.160 No, literally.

01:41:48.680 Like, I'm never going to survive.

01:41:50.080 Literally.

01:41:51.140 Oh, my God.

01:41:51.980 My Virgo twin.

01:41:53.300 Yeah.

01:41:53.640 We're a lot alike in that sense.

01:41:54.620 Yeah, exactly.

01:41:55.180 I'm, like, I can't.

01:41:55.700 And we both have huge eyes.

01:41:57.400 Yes, we both do.

01:41:58.660 Yeah, we both do.

01:41:59.420 I think about that all the time when you said, when you were born, you were, like.

01:42:03.760 Yeah.

01:42:04.340 Literally, like, legit. 0.99

01:42:05.540 As soon as I came out of the womb, like, doctor literally was, like, holy shit. 1.00

01:42:08.680 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:42:09.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:42:09.960 Like, literally, what the fuck? 0.99

01:42:11.300 Like, I was, like, is she okay? 1.00

01:42:12.960 Yeah, she's just fucking staring at me. 0.99

01:42:14.580 Like, literally. 0.99

01:42:15.440 Like, verbatim.

01:42:16.500 Like, verbatim.

01:42:17.300 Like, dude, so funny.

01:42:19.760 I was an enormous baby.

01:42:21.580 So, I was just, I was, like, a huge head baby.

01:42:23.840 Really?

01:42:24.360 Yeah, I was, like, almost 10 pounds.

01:42:26.060 I was nine pounds, 12 ounces.

01:42:27.320 Whoa, okay.

01:42:27.360 I was, like, eight.

01:42:28.020 So, I was kind of a little bit on the heavier side.

01:42:29.400 Yeah, you're, like.

01:42:30.020 Or you were just normal size.

01:42:31.120 Like, normal-ish.

01:42:31.480 Yeah.

01:42:31.760 I'm, like, is that, what's normal?

01:42:32.920 Like, seven, eight?

01:42:33.620 Maybe.

01:42:34.020 Yeah, seven, eight.

01:42:34.620 Yeah, okay.

01:42:35.260 I was nine, 12.

01:42:36.580 So, I was almost 10.

01:42:38.080 Dang.

01:42:38.480 My brother was 10, 12.

01:42:40.760 Dang.

01:42:41.320 Yeah.

01:42:41.640 Oh, my God.

01:42:41.940 Oh, my God.

01:42:42.200 My man was literally almost 12 pounds. 1.00

01:42:44.200 Holy fucking shit. 1.00

01:42:47.160 Big ass baby. 1.00

01:42:48.540 Oh, my God. 0.98

01:42:49.240 I'm literally, I'll show you pictures of my man when he was a kid.

01:42:51.520 Like, he was enormous.

01:42:53.300 Like, did he just look like a grown?

01:42:55.840 Like, you know what it's like?

01:42:57.080 Yeah, like, that's a grown man.

01:43:00.100 Yeah, like, his outfits, like, when he was, like, I think three or four, he was wearing, 0.96

01:43:04.560 like, I mean, like, eight-year-old clothes because he was just that fucking large. 0.83

01:43:10.080 Like, genuinely a huge baby. 0.98

01:43:12.260 I was, like, oh, my God, your mom is a warrior. 0.85

01:43:14.560 Yeah.

01:43:15.060 No, literally.

01:43:15.720 Giving birth to you, your mom's a warrior. 1.00

01:43:16.620 Oh, my God.

01:43:16.920 And his brother is tall like him, but not as, like, big.

01:43:20.260 So, like, his brother was, like, itty-bitty tiny.

01:43:22.600 Like, skinny, but, like, tall.

01:43:23.860 Yeah.

01:43:23.980 Yeah, like, itty-bitty.

01:43:24.900 He was the biggest baby.

01:43:26.440 That's why every time I look at his baby pictures, he looks, he's dressed like an old 1.00

01:43:30.640 man because those are the only clothes that-

01:43:32.080 Because he does nothing.

01:43:32.760 That's actually really funny.

01:43:33.900 You have, like, so many Tommy Bahama, like, Hawaiian shirts, like, buttoned down.

01:43:38.340 He's, like, literally four.

01:43:39.500 Yeah.

01:43:39.820 Yeah, like, oh, my God.

01:43:40.840 Like, his first day of school, he's wearing, like, a big Tommy Bahama shirt, a white t-shirt

01:43:45.240 underneath, and, like, jeans, like, jorts.

01:43:47.680 Oh, my God.

01:43:48.160 And he's, like, he's about three feet tall, which is crazy.

01:43:51.160 Yeah.

01:43:51.260 Starting a little grandpa vacation. 0.99

01:43:52.560 Yeah, he's, like, literally standing tall as fuck and enormous. 0.99

01:43:55.620 Like, the biggest child I've ever seen. 1.00

01:43:57.260 Holy shit. 1.00

01:43:58.040 That's so funny. 0.99

01:43:58.220 So, thank God I don't want kids, because if I had- 1.00

01:44:00.060 Oh, bitch. 1.00

01:44:00.800 Oh, forget it. 1.00

01:44:01.680 If I had kids, based off how big I am and how big he is-

01:44:04.820 Taryn, you're tearing easily. 1.00

01:44:05.620 Forget about it, bitch. 1.00

01:44:06.500 I would be giving birth to 15-pound babies like you're nuts. 1.00

01:44:10.640 Not happening. 0.93

01:44:11.660 Well, on that note, thanks for coming to Back to the Show.

01:44:14.880 And thank you.

01:44:15.740 Thank you.

01:44:16.060 This was so much fun.

01:44:17.040 Thank you for having me again.

01:44:17.380 Thank you so much.

01:44:18.040 Someday, we should go to the Chazelize together. 1.00

01:44:20.200 Yes.

01:44:20.420 Oh, my God.

01:44:20.860 I can't wait.

01:44:21.540 The Chazelize. 1.00

01:44:21.740 We can relive it together.

01:44:23.040 Yes.

01:44:23.880 Thank you so much for coming back. 0.97

01:44:24.960 I fucking love you. 0.96

01:44:25.760 Love you. 0.97

01:44:26.240 You're the best.

01:44:26.840 Thank you for having me.

01:44:27.100 You're amazing.

01:44:27.820 Thank you.

01:44:28.240 For the maybe one person that logged on today and doesn't know who you are, where can they find

01:44:32.080 you?

01:44:34.820 Twitch, all that good stuff.

01:44:36.860 Everywhere.

01:44:37.560 You guys know Vanilla.

01:44:38.660 There's no way you don't, especially if you're on TikTok.

01:44:40.740 Is there anything else you want to promote?

01:44:43.900 Nope.

01:44:44.560 I'm like, nope.

01:44:45.740 Perfect.

01:44:46.360 Just the stream and all socials.

01:44:48.660 Obviously, you guys know we love Em here.

01:44:50.220 She's the best.

01:44:51.200 But thank you all so much for tuning into this episode.

01:44:53.320 Thank you so much for my amazing guests, Vanilla Mace.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - February 04, 2026

GOING TO BONETOWN Ft. Vanilla Mace ｜ Episode 207

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