DECEPTIVELY FAST Ft. Ilona, Olivia, and Adrianna Maher ｜ Episode 203
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 34 minutes
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220.50204
Summary
In this episode, the Mar sisters (Olivia, Alona, and Adriana) talk about what it's like being roommates with their big sister, Olivia, and how it's been so far!
Transcript
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Cause I'm like, he's like, she's built like a discus thrower,
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And welcome back to another episode of the comment section show.
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You guys had a free Wednesday and said, clock in.
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We work together, you know, so it's, but it's good.
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Like, I sleep in the same bed as Olivia right now.
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And Alona has a two bedroom now, but she's, like, getting used to living alone.
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So we're giving her the space to explore and do that, you know?
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But I'm like, soon enough, Adriana will be sent over there.
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But last night, she went for, like, wine and takeout.
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And she goes, this morning, she's like, I saw my best behavior.
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See if I could vibe, see if I could be there, see if it was all right.
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I was like, because Alona already had, like, wine out and, like, the takeout.
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I was like, is she, like, trying to see if I'm cool?
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Yeah, literally, like, can I match her energy that she wants in it?
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I don't, I just don't think she'll want to live with me.
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You two, I will say these two are very similar.
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In just the way, like, their humor and the way they vibe, the things they like to do.
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So they can just spend all day together, which I can hang with them as well.
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So she'll come, she'll come live with me and I'll go to the gym for, like, four hours.
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And then she's stuck there, whereas she can hang with whatever.
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Like, you and Olivia just vibe and, like, you're one.
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I still think that we maybe have something as well.
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The energy is very much like, it's not you, it's me.
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And honestly, alone, I feel you because I'm also a middle child.
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I feel very similar to you, like, outside of my brother and my sister.
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Like, a huge thing about my brother and sister is they're very physical.
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Every time I say it, they give me something new.
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And I was like, I was like, I always know when you're, like, kind of sad because you let me hold your hand.
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Literally on Thanksgiving, because I made turkey for our Thanksgiving this year.
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Because I made it for the first time last year.
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So this year I was like, yeah, I'm going to do it again.
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I'm also like, I hate when I'm not good at things immediately.
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So I'm like, I'm just going to go into a little bit of a struggle there, but she persevered.
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And she came over and then she was like, okay, can you cut me a piece?
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And then she like is, I'm not even holding it high.
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She's like, she bends over at the waist to grab it from my hand.
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So sometimes or for a while there, when we'd go back home, Olivia would sleep in my bed.
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That's crazy thinking about you guys sleeping in a twin.
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I don't know where it started, but if we laugh too hard or anything, Adriana can like
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sentence it or we'll, we'll know as well if, oh, Adjana's going to come in and we'll
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And then Adjana will be like, what were you guys laughing at?
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She's like, she's having a great time in here without me.
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We've just gone to bed and they're like laughing up a storm.
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Well, you, you guys do have that in common with me and my sister where we're very like, it's
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Like if I were to sit here and explain it to you, it'd be even less funny.
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It's just, it's one of those things where only my sister would get it.
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Sometimes we have bits that like we carry since we were kids, which probably should have
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told me early on that we were going to be not serious in a job for real.
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But there was like one, what was the one I was thinking of?
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So like we've said that a million times in context that makes zero sense, but it's anytime
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So like if we're waiting in a long line, someone go, when do we get to the ride?
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So every time someone says, when do we get to the ride?
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And we were explaining, it's literally from an episode of the fairly odd parents where
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they go to escalator land and the whole amusement park is escalators.
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And I explained that whole bit to Carrie, who's our best friend and also my assistant.
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And I was like, you know, you, you, you ever seen that episode?
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She goes, no, but I have heard you guys say that a lot.
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And now it makes me more mad knowing the context.
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We've got this one where it's, I don't know where it came out of.
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Maybe it was from the Taylor Swift concert where we'll be just doing nothing or like something cool.
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Like, I could pull, we could go live right now.
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The most mundane show is just, should we go live right now?
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See, I don't even know what they're talking about.
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Now I just look like a big loser joining your joke.
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And it would be like, when she was popping off in the rugby sphere and we'd be at games,
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And one time we did go live and we had like a blast doing it.
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It was after the bronze medal match in the Paris Olympics.
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And we were like out partying in the streets with like all of Paris and their cops and whatever.
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Instead of saying live though, we like go, if someone's taking a picture like near me.
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So like they're taking, let's say they're taking a picture like this.
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I go, oh my God, are you taking a picture of me?
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Like we have to like keep going for like at least five minutes.
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Recently, Olivia has been doing, you know, when you're trying to tell a story and you're like, and then went to the store and then, and she's like, you please tell me.
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And it gets to the point where it sounds like somebody's about to start telling a story.
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They're just breathing in ready to say something.
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It's so funny when she does it to someone else.
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I know when the bits, when the bits are used on yourself, you're like, not funny.
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I don't know if this is a bit, but when we walk outside and it's even slightly cold
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I love a nonsensical bit that like, it works in the flow of conversation.
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So anyone who's not familiar with your lore is like.
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Like, this is another one we do where we're like, if I get up to go get something and I'm
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And they're like, can you grab me a whatever while you're up?
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And sometimes, honestly, sometimes we do it when you're being annoying.
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Like you're just asking me to get too many things.
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Another similar one to that is like, anything else while I'm up?
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Speaking of sister bits, you guys have a podcast together.
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Um, no, I've been getting, was getting like a lot of requests to do a podcast or host
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a podcast, but it never been on my radar really.
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Um, so my agent was like, well, no, Alona wouldn't want to do this, but you know, if
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you would include her sisters, like we can have something.
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And so we got everybody on board and, um, kind of built it all together and took a while
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to find the name and the vibe of it, but wanted to be like, you know, welcoming into
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And, uh, we started when I was in England and, you know, been doing, uh, zooms and whatnot,
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I think it's so much different than, um, when I'm on Zoom.
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It's just such a different vibe to it, but we've got to meet so many cool people.
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Like, I mean, I've met Malala before, but chatting with Malala and all sorts of amazing
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When we were on with you guys, my sister goes, it's crazy.
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She came to one of Malala's matches and we all watched together.
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I think like stepping into that role, learning how to as well interview and talk with people.
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It's, you know, something you've gotten so good at.
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So we're all figuring that out and the flow of it as well.
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You know, there are some where it's very much so like, oh, they're here to be interviewed.
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Whereas like you and Dason came on ours and it's fun and it's a conversation.
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It's like interviewing is like a whole nother thing entirely, especially when you're talking
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Because I feel like there's so many canned interview interviews already.
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Like there's so many people like Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, like Seth Meyers.
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You just say them back to me and then people get to watch you talk.
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Which is why it's funny because I feel like when I have guests like you guys, or if I have
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like a chapel, a Cynthia Erivo, whatever, sometimes I'll get comments when they're like,
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Which is funny because at first I was like, what the fuck?
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But then I start realizing like, especially after chapel, I was like, here's the thing
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Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to hear me talk too.
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But if you want to hear her say the same shit she's already said and just answers the
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But like, it's also annoying too, because you guys get this because you're sisters.
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Like when you talk, sometimes you talk over each other unintentionally, like sometimes
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you like interrupt, sometimes you derail and then come back and they're like, God, just
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I want you to talk to her and I don't want you to ask, don't want you to put stories
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Like they're, they get so frustrated, but when they are like, oh, it's too much interrupting
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Like that's really, especially when you're king, when you're like having a girl fast,
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Obviously you're going to be talking, talking, talking and talking over each other.
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You have to talk over each other to get to even better things.
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And I honestly, if I had a nickel for how many times, like I'm talking to my sister and
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my mom, like, and we start one place, never finish that one.
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And somewhere completely different, like happens all the time.
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Like, even when I talk to my man, sometimes I talk to him and I'll be starting like, oh
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And then I'll end up talking about like the origins of the Titanic.
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And then he's like, what was that thing you originally told me?
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I was like, so until I was pregnant, can you believe, but I talked for 45 minutes about
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And that's, well, that's what I liked about your guys' show.
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I thought it was fun because it's like a real flowing conversation.
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No, I felt like we were equal match, all of us across the board.
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It feels wrong that Jason's not here right now.
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I'm like, I'm like, she was here as if she's not, she's behind that camera.
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But what has been the coolest thing about doing house tomorrow together?
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I think working together in such a public way, I guess, has been weird, but cool because
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obviously your sisters, you talk about whatever you say, what's on your mind.
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I mean, I've been with them their whole lives and sort of most of mine.
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Like, so it's like already having worked together.
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We already know we have like a good working, you know, relationship.
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And I say this a lot where people are like, I can never work with my sister.
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We like, we get, we get the job done and it's fun while doing it.
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And so I think that this was a fun next step to just keep rocking and rolling and just
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Also, I think we're the funniest people on planet earth.
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And I was like, and then also I feel like, and you guys are probably like this too.
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Like my mom said this too, when we first started doing a podcast together also that like,
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So like if at any point something comes between us as sisters, it's not worth it.
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Like it's dropping it, not doing it cause sisters matter more.
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So like, I think understanding that dynamic plus you guys are closer in age, right?
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Like we've done literally everything together since we were little.
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Like I did not have my own room until I was like a senior in college.
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And then when I was a senior, I finally had my own room.
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And I was like the stinky little sister who like wasn't like cool.
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So it took like, we were still close then, but it really took, I think, me kind of going
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to college to be seen as like an adult and us to like really start to, I think, find our vibe.
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Cause sister friendship, but then adult friendship, it, it changes a little bit.
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And like, I, people always say like, Oh, we've always been close.
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We were both very socially awkward and like quiet and weird.
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Nobody believes us when we tell them that we, we were weird, but we did it together.
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Whereas her, she was very cool and she would party and she had friends, whereas we didn't have those.
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Like we were four and a half years apart basically.
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So we thought we were, we fought a lot, but now as an adult, like that's my closest friend,
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like my elite employee, but also like one of my closest friends, she makes me laugh harder than anybody in the entire world.
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What the hell were we laughing at this morning in the coffee shop?
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And so she was going, and I just go, she goes, she wound the arm up.
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We actually went to Disneyland on my mom's birthday recently.
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And my sister and I, like, since we were kids, like every time there's a picture,
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Like, we always planned poses together, even now.
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And so, like, she was like, we planned on the ride before, so we forgot to plan.
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And, like, as we were approaching the camera, I, like, go, dude, what are we going to do?
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Both of us just immediately, like, it felt like, because it was the Incredicoaster scene,
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You, like, hold your hands up like you're trying to be silly with your hands.
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And the way we were both so humiliated, no one took a picture, that we were like, oh.
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No, and we felt like, I felt such a collective embarrassment with her.
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Because the face was not funny, but it was stupid.
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Like, it was one of those where I was laughing so hard I had to calm down.
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We were so like, I was like, that was so embarrassing.
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I'm so glad nobody saw me not get my picture taken just now.
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It's like, it's something only your sister would get.
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So you have to keep laughing because it's uncomfortable.
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One time I made a joke about someone that we knew and I was like, what do you think he's
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Like, I was just like, what do you think he's doing right now?
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Like while we're actively on this roller coaster, she laughed till we got to the very
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And then when we were at the end of the roller coaster, she goes, what do you think he's
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That's why I was like, my sister is the funniest person I know.
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So I get like growing closer when you get a little bit older.
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But we were kind of like the two of you where we were, we did everything together,
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It was, it was something that I think was really good for us.
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And then also when she went to college, it was just like, goodbye.
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I felt like I was so sad when she went, but I was also like kind of stoked because I
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I was like, yes, I am sad, but I will cry in my room by myself.
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And every time she came home, we would share a twin bed too.
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Well, she always wanted to sleep head to head, obviously, because she wants to like hold
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And I'd literally be like, I'm going to put a pillow between us.
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If I touch the pillow wall, she's like, back up.
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I think either would make a wonderful roommate.
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I'm genuinely telling them that you're not going to have as much fun as you guys do together.
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I've been around my sisters in my space for so long.
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Like we, like we'll call each other 50 times a day, like about nothing.
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Like we'll just be about, dude, I thought of something funny.
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And then like, like I'll be like, well, you can come over.
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And then we both are like, no, I think I'm going to stay home and you're going to stay
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Like that's, she's flying out later tonight, actually, you know, so we do FaceTime a lot.
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Like we just exist with each other on the phone.
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One time you guys were, I forget where you were like a Pilates class or something together.
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Oh, like I was so used to like calling them on repeat.
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I know you guys said you played sports together.
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Well, so Olivia and I, we did a lot of the same stuff, but in the fall, that was the
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I think I did that in middle school just to like change it up a little bit and not
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But then we both did basketball together and we both did softball together.
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And then Adriana came to the high school and I think it was tough because all of a sudden,
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you know, she's, she comes to this environment.
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Everyone's like, Oh, so you're going to be like your sisters.
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You're going to play all the sports like your sisters.
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They were like three season captains, like always in the newspaper.
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Then I, I'm coming up with my really bad softball pitching and they're like, we got another Mar.
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I think I did one season of field hockey and then I got through basketball tryouts with
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And then eventually my friend was talking up track and field and she was a thrower and like,
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I was like, can I, can I please do track and field?
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So I did volleyball, soccer, track, like in fall, whatever, winter, spring.
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That's why I was like, yeah, obviously it was a thrower.
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Which is funny because the, the main year I was throwing, I was like, because soccer was my main sport.
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So I, you know, I played travel ball like the most and that was where I was like, this is going to take me to college.
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I loved volleyball because it felt like a vacation from my main sport.
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So I had to do another one to letter or whatever.
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Like that was like when I, I never really latched onto.
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She's like, you guys don't do either of the sports I did.
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And like, honestly, one year, me and Ace were like, let's do fucking cheer.
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And then the day of the like final tryout, like the callback or whatever, we both got a callback and we both were like.
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And then I just went back to playing volleyball.
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Professional volleyball or like the NCAA is like, that's like, can I say this word?
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Like, I don't know if they're, that's the jewelry.
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There's two professional athletes in this room.
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But I don't know if your guys' track and field was like this.
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Like our track and field would like, he would kind of run it.
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So like, you could like, you could make varsity, but if someone did a little bit better than you,
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they could like move you down and then they would move back.
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But there was one girl that sometimes would try to edge me out.
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And every time she tried to edge me out, I was like, well, now I got to take this shit seriously.
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And then I would, I would really lock in for a couple of weeks.
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And then I'd be like, all right, back to bullshitting.
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And my coach used to tell my sister all the time.
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If your sister took this seriously, like she could go to the Olympics.
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Cause I'm like, he's like, she's built like a discus thrower, which I was like, that's fucked up.
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Hey, so not like a volleyball player, like a discus thrower.
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And I, cause I, every time I threw discus, I would be like scratch.
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Cause my man went to high school with us and we weren't dating at the time.
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We were just friends, but he joined throwing too.
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Cause he saw that we were doing it and he was like, oh, that's an easy letter.
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So, and they were both seniors at the same time.
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So we were all fucking off together in that sport.
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And sometimes like he, Daisy actually got a throwing scholarship offer because of her record and everything.
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And my, when we got the letter, cause we're that old, like we got a letter.
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Like we were like, I don't even know where this came from.
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And then our coach like sent in like her shit, her tape and shit, which is like, it felt like a movie.
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And my sister was like, no, actually I'm going to U of O.
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Like she had already committed to another school.
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And I was actually kind of fired up because I didn't end up playing sports in college, which I was like, wow.
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And then when I went to college as a freshman, I really was like, what do I do with all my time?
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Like I literally was like, that was like my whole life for so long that I had so much free time.
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Cause like there is something about having sports and like.
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It wasn't as hard of a transition for me because I tore my ACL, MCL, PCL, all of it.
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So I tore that and then had surgery, went to rehab, all that stuff.
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Came back in 10 months, then kept playing to finish out soccer.
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Then I got soccer scholarships, which I was like, maybe.
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But then I got an academic scholarship and I was like, please let me quit.
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So I think like, because I had already torn my knee like young, I think I was already
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kind of working towards like, what is life without sports?
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I was like, what am I going to do if I don't play sports?
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Cause like, I don't know if you guys have this mind, but I was very like of the mind.
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And then after I'll figure out like job, what I'm going to do.
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Mostly because like the coach had come to watch me.
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And I was like, in high school, I was like, oh, someone's scouting me.
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And so I was like, oh, let me, I'll do a little bit of a sport.
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Like it was like six lifts, the this and the that.
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And it's throwing that no one really cared about.
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And it's like that job then led me to my career.
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I think that's a younger, a younger sibling thing too.
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My brother could not give a fuck if he tried about football.
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Cause they just wanted him to finish it at that point.
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I think because my brother is so much younger than us too.
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Like we were like sports, sports, sports all the time.
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Like we put him in soccer when he was a baby, like young.
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So it's like the young, everybody makes a team.
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My brother, they would all be running and like, you know,
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generally kids aren't good at sports, but they're like chasing the general traffic.
00:34:49.400
He's like, he's acting like method acting by himself.
00:34:57.400
I was in the soccer goal doing ballerina turns.
00:34:59.400
My parents were so like, it was such a foreign concept.
00:35:04.400
Like I literally, I was in AYSO also as a kid and like, because I was so goddamn big,
00:35:22.400
Like literally someone said, whose child is that?
00:35:26.400
And then they were like, has she thought about doing like travel ball or anything like that?
00:35:30.400
They invited me to a tryout because I was just that fucking big.
00:35:38.400
But then at one point I was so much bigger than the other girls.
00:35:43.400
So that's how I became a goalkeeper my entire career.
00:35:46.400
I literally, my like, I just like, I got my, the rest of my soccer growth was stunted
00:35:50.400
because I, they stuck me in a goal so early and that's just what I did.
00:35:54.400
Whereas typically soccer girls only play soccer.
00:35:58.400
I was only of those skills, whereas I was taking my skills from all my other sports.
00:36:01.400
So I was like, as my coach was like, get scrappy in there.
00:36:04.400
Like I was like the Wild Thornberry's son, like, like all around the goal.
00:36:11.400
And then like the higher up teams, you have to like pay money to be a part of.
00:36:14.400
We'd be like, does she want to come play for us?
00:36:17.400
Just come, just have your daughter in the goal.
00:36:22.400
My parents were so broke at the time too, that they were, we, they would like barter.
00:36:27.400
My dad, this is such a weird fun fact because my dad's a former NFL player.
00:36:35.400
My dad, my dad, my humongous father is the one.
00:36:43.400
So my dad knew how to take apart and rebuild laptops.
00:36:48.400
And so my dad would literally like build laptops for coaches and be like payment thoughts.
00:36:54.400
And my mom was like, my mom's wheeling and dealing.
00:37:01.400
I got a daughter that needs a spot on the team.
00:37:03.400
And that's really how I started getting like private lessons.
00:37:05.400
Cause I, cause soccer is notoriously a elite sport.
00:37:10.400
So like I couldn't afford to play travel at the time, but that's like how I was starting
00:37:18.400
And I've said this on the show before and it's true, but like, you know, when you start
00:37:21.400
having player profiles, like the way women get scouted is so different and way harder
00:37:27.400
But like they would have like player profiles of you or whatever, like if scouts came to
00:37:32.400
And there was this like main website where they would go to look for soccer girls.
00:37:35.400
So like my shit was on there and they literally, they're like Yelp.
00:37:40.400
And someone wrote, I was deceptively fast because I was big.
00:37:43.400
Oh, that's what they say about me all the time.
00:37:55.400
I'm like, yeah, I'm deceptively fast, but like actually the size of us, like we're,
00:37:59.400
we have long legs, powerful legs, big ass size.
00:38:03.400
And it's funny cause I said that joke on here and I'm with you of the mind.
00:38:10.400
When they said it about me and everyone was like, Oh my God, I would kill myself.
00:38:33.400
Like I am up there with the girls on my team who are much smaller and faster.
00:38:40.400
So just like you, sometimes you have like one or the other and I have both.
00:39:01.400
And when I was young and playing travel, my mom would have to bring my birth certificate
00:39:05.400
to make sure to prove that I was as old as I said I was.
00:39:11.400
Because I was five, four when I was 10 and I started playing travel when I was seven.
00:39:14.400
So like around this time, I'm probably around five, one and I'm 10, which is scary.
00:39:24.400
And it's like, it honestly, like when I thought about it, I was like, I, I don't know what
00:39:28.400
I used to think that now thinking about it, I'm like, I'd be a little afraid.
00:39:33.400
If my kid was playing someone five, four, I'd be like 10, where?
00:39:42.400
And my mom would carry my birth certificate to like, cause they would always ask to check
00:39:47.400
I felt like that scene in Benchwarmers when he's like, here's my birth certificate.
00:39:51.400
I was giving Carlos, like really, I was like balding and drinking on the mound.
00:39:58.400
Smoking a Cuban while I'm sitting with the other kids.
00:40:03.400
So when I was in high school, I think like, I think it took now looking back, I think
00:40:07.400
the travel of it all kind of took the fun out of it for me for a while.
00:40:14.400
Like every time I came, I was like, well, I got a clock in every time I come here.
00:40:19.400
Cause like my dad would drive me and like, it would be like our fun little like road trips
00:40:31.400
As someone who grew up playing soccer, I get it.
00:40:34.400
And soccer girls are, they're all over the place too.
00:40:36.400
Like they're, they, it's, some of them are the nicest people ever.
00:40:51.400
And I was very, and I, I, that's why I find community with y'all as like athletes.
00:41:01.400
And that's why also when like, she was going out dancing with the stars.
00:41:03.400
Like, I guess the, the pros get really excited sometimes to have athletes because athletes
00:41:11.400
Whereas people who don't, I've never played sports and we're like, oh, right.
00:41:17.400
Like, uh, yeah, but I think that like having, you know, gymnasts who can know a routine
00:41:23.400
I think I, I've talked about it a lot recently, but it's interesting.
00:41:25.400
Like my change of perspective that I've been having, you know, going from being on a rugby
00:41:30.400
team or girl, like you're so celebrated for your size.
00:41:34.400
I remember when I first got to a rugby pitch and they like called me, oh, you're big.
00:41:42.400
And so to me, whenever you call me, I call myself big girl.
00:41:49.400
But then like, I think to go from that where you're praised for strength and size and then
00:41:54.400
to go to like this environment, like Hollywood, it's a very jarring thing.
00:41:58.400
And to your perspective, it's just, it's so not changes.
00:42:03.400
Cause I'm still want to be as big and strong as possible.
00:42:05.400
But what I see around and it's almost, I'm seeing them be influenced by the people there
00:42:11.400
I'm like, you guys need to get on a rugby field or some sports team to understand your
00:42:18.400
And I talk about this with my sister a lot because you guys know I'm someone.
00:42:22.400
So like I grew up with big people, like bigger bodied people are all I have ever known.
00:42:33.400
Like nothing has ever really been that way for me.
00:42:36.400
So like moving into this industry, like I already had that mindset.
00:42:40.400
Even like with making friends in college who are not built anything like me.
00:42:44.400
And like, you know, like kind of experiencing life as a bigger girl.
00:42:48.400
But this industry was the first time I ever, I was like, damn, you guys really don't fuck
00:42:59.400
And that's because like the kind of beauty in my culture is not what fits a Hollywood
00:43:09.400
Like it's never been like a foreign concept to me to find myself beautiful in a room full
00:43:14.400
of people much smaller than me because I've always, I've always been the biggest person
00:43:21.400
So I've been very like, well, I mean, they're beautiful.
00:43:31.400
I think that's, I think that's why it's important though.
00:43:33.400
People like you have platforms, like the three of you, especially being sisters coming
00:43:38.400
It's, it's so important for women to see other women loving themselves who don't look anything
00:43:44.400
Cause even generally speaking, like regardless of like facial structure at all, like just
00:43:49.400
general, bigger bodied women, like tall women, thick women.
00:43:57.400
I think both literally and like metaphorically, like I feel like energy is big as hell too.
00:44:02.400
Matches, matches the shell, matches the vessel.
00:44:07.400
Like I'm just, we're seeing once again, another return of kind of skinny culture and people
00:44:11.400
And I'm like, I keep seeing this and I don't know what it is in my brain.
00:44:15.400
Like we were around a very powerful mom and dad and like our mom's body has always been
00:44:20.400
I'd say before we were raised with a naked mom, like we saw what a woman's body looks
00:44:23.400
like after having kids, like going through life.
00:44:25.400
And that was beautiful to me in all of its forms.
00:44:28.400
And like, I just like, I keep seeing all these imageries and I'm like, I know how that's
00:44:34.400
I'm like, I have got to go post a bikini picture right now in all of my soft edges.
00:44:44.400
You're being, you know, your body, you're an athlete.
00:44:45.400
It's like, we are holding this down and it's, it's tough, but it's not, it's not easy out
00:44:51.400
But I'm like, I'm literally like, I'm soft around the edges.
00:44:59.400
But yeah, that was the same way for us growing up and our mom's Dutch.
00:45:01.400
So like that explains like the height, you know, and our dad's tall too.
00:45:04.400
But the first time we visited the Netherlands and I was like, this is where they're keeping
00:45:20.400
Like I'm telling you right now, like big women fire me up.
00:45:28.400
And I, and, and that's the thing too, is like it, that the bigger, I think that's why
00:45:32.400
I'm grateful to like my family to like also experiencing fatness.
00:45:43.400
So it's like when I got online and I started making videos like, and antagonizing like men
00:45:52.400
I'm like, I mean, I don't, is that supposed to be an insult to me?
00:46:03.400
It's never bothered me because I've always been like, I know I'm a big bitch.
00:46:13.400
But I think it's a beautiful thing that you guys are so open about stuff like that
00:46:20.400
Especially for anyone, really any gender identity, like seeing a bigger body person.
00:46:24.400
And that's another reason why I've told you all on your show about acting.
00:46:38.400
And I also, I've seen too, I've talked about this on the show before that like, I saw
00:46:43.400
a thing about David Batista saying that he had to like shrink down to try and take
00:46:46.400
more serious roles because him being so big and large is like not something they're
00:46:56.400
Cause isn't the whole point we want them to be big, like by masculine standards, you
00:47:10.400
That's why I was like, get the big guys in there.
00:47:25.400
So do you guys have any dreams or goals for house of Mar or even personally ventures,
00:47:41.400
Um, I want to start taking like a lot of like classes or lessons.
00:47:45.400
Um, that's been one thing I struggled with this year.
00:47:48.400
Like I, I quit my job, um, to do house of Mar and I was like in this space of like,
00:47:54.400
And I don't have a job and I'm not like contributing and I'm lazy and I'm yada, yada, yada.
00:47:58.400
And it really like kind of got me down for a while.
00:48:00.400
And I think I've also now like kind of gotten into this, like, just like this comfort area.
00:48:08.400
So that's something I really want to do is like apply myself, whether it is like taking
00:48:11.400
like a, a grad level course, take guitar lessons, do something like that.
00:48:20.400
She's kind of who we go to for like, when I want to speak up politically or when I want
00:48:24.400
to say something like that, I took a lot of things over with her.
00:48:28.400
So I think she loves that role of being the one that we can go to to ask these questions
00:48:34.400
So she was like, I just want to learn more so that when I, you do ask me, I know more
00:48:40.400
And I was working, uh, I was working for a women's human rights, uh, nonprofit.
00:48:44.400
And so like I was having to, you know, keep up to date and I've kind of lost a little bit
00:49:06.400
I think for me, I've always said like, when people are like, what do you want to do?
00:49:08.400
Like, you know, I started on social media and when I was posting and whatnot is I was like,
00:49:12.400
Like I want to travel around the world and like eat.
00:49:24.400
I would love to write like a cookbook, um, with our mom, like doing some kind of thing.
00:49:37.400
Um, after girl dinner took off, I was able to really lean into that.
00:49:43.400
Um, we, food is very important in our family as Ilona talks about a lot.
00:49:47.400
And I think just keeping House of Mars going and I think it's been cool to see the response
00:49:52.400
to it, but eventually like, I know you guys take, uh, Two Idiot Girls on the road.
00:49:55.400
I think it's cool to do it live and see the actual response and see the lives that we're
00:50:15.400
And we both were just having a bad day and like turning it on each other.
00:50:19.400
Like, no, but like the show killed, like we killed at the show.
00:50:24.400
We killed at the show, but the audience was awful.
00:50:30.400
So it was just, it was turning into like a battle.
00:50:33.400
Like I was like, and then I, that was like something like in the middle of that show.
00:50:38.400
I got so fed up of people heckling in like a, and another thing girl.
00:50:44.400
Like they, like they're trying to get on stage and have a mic too.
00:50:47.400
And I really was getting so pissed off about it that I was like, sorry, can you pause really quick?
00:51:07.400
All of them were like, after that, everyone was like, like nervous and afraid of me.
00:51:14.400
So then I was like, Hey, okay guys, we can laugh.
00:51:29.400
And I literally, when we went in, then me and Bace were fighting in a back room after
00:51:33.400
And she was like, I feel like you didn't let me talk.
00:51:35.400
And I said, I feel like I was going to fight someone in that audience.
00:51:40.400
Like I was like, the, the, the werewolf taking over me.
00:51:56.400
And then we're like, we're not even mad at each other.
00:52:01.400
Like the energy was just kind of rancid in there.
00:52:03.400
Plus they also had this situation where like, it was a pretty open floor, but they had two
00:52:29.400
If anything, it was just an overstimulating nightmare.
00:52:33.400
And I was just like, I'm going to yell at someone.
00:52:46.400
So this time I was like a little nicer about it.
00:53:21.400
I think to be like in the athlete is like to play in the LA Olympics.
00:53:28.400
And to win a medal there, but in a more like media sense, I think it's similar to yours
00:53:32.400
is I want to see more bodies like ours and media and, um, in, uh, movies.
00:53:40.400
I do think there's not a lot of roles for us and they have to be almost specifically created.
00:53:58.400
The Wonder Woman is, you know, Wonder Woman is supposed to be like buff.
00:53:59.400
And then it's like, I just like, we'll make videos like, Oh, I heard they were casting
00:54:03.400
And I just know that I'm going to get the hate.
00:54:05.400
I'm like, that's actually how Wonder Woman is supposed to look.
00:54:12.400
Um, so I probably would get cast for that, but I do want to see like when it's the hot
00:54:19.400
And I'm like, you're telling me, um, who was that?
00:54:22.400
I don't remember what her name is, but Anna D'Armas.
00:54:26.400
And I'm like, you're telling me, um, who was that?
00:54:29.400
I don't remember what her name is, but Anna D'Armas.
00:54:47.400
I one time took a Krav Maga class once in, in college.
00:54:52.400
And I remember they were like, all right, practice when an attacker comes from behind
00:54:58.400
And so I was like doing it to these girls and like, cause we were like partnered up and I,
00:55:02.400
And I remember doing it to a girl and I was like, Oh, sweetie, don't go out at night.
00:55:15.400
So I just want to see like, actually strong women out there playing roles.
00:55:20.400
But also you don't want to get like pigeonholed.
00:55:22.400
Like you don't want to get typecast after too long.
00:55:32.400
You and me are going to be Dwayne the rock Johnson for a long time.
00:55:58.400
He's literally on record saying like, if she ain't 280, she ain't my lady.
00:56:04.400
I think his girlfriend now is pretty petite though.
00:56:10.400
You're so me because sometimes when I see them, I'm like fucking prove it.
00:56:19.400
And I swear to God, if her pants size is a single digit, I'm calling you a liar online.
00:56:23.400
I'm going live on TikTok and I'm saying, this man's a fucking liar.
00:56:29.400
I think that's a great, I think that's a great thing.
00:57:22.400
I, you know, what's funny is like, this is just like a fun random thing.
00:57:28.400
When I was on Trixie Mattel's YouTube channel, I literally told her one of my running bits.
00:57:33.400
And I, I say this to many different people of many different gender identities, but I'll like say things like, well, I mean, we're about the same size.
00:57:46.400
Like, that's what I'll tell people who are not built anything like me.
00:57:51.400
And the whole, like the secret evil genius part behind that joke for me is like, if I said, and I said this on Trixie's channel, I was like, if I said that shit to Sydney Sweeney, her feelings would be hurt.
00:58:06.400
Cause to me, it's like, if I say that to someone who's like her, it's going to hurt her feelings.
00:58:10.400
And then I have to watch her confront in real time.
00:58:35.400
She's going to look like a little rascal and I'm not going to look like that.
00:58:40.400
So like I've made that joke to men, women, anyone.
00:58:43.400
Like I'm literally like, well, we're about the same size.
00:58:46.400
Do you mind if I come over and borrow some of your stuff?
00:58:52.400
But when it doesn't kill and it doesn't land, I'm like bigoted.
00:59:11.400
I have the gold scissors when I come out and I see her.
00:59:19.400
I've, and I've, there, this is just like a random thing.
00:59:22.400
But like one time there was, and I say this very like removed,
00:59:26.400
there was a chance of Jacob Lorty coming on the show.
00:59:29.400
And I don't even, I don't know if it was possible, but at the time I was like,
00:59:39.400
I, for real was thinking, I was like, well, I don't know if you have this problem, but
00:59:43.400
like I, when I'm on the beach, sometimes people will be like, Jacob Lorty, Jacob Lorty.
00:59:48.400
And I turn around and they're like, oh, not Jacob Lorty.
00:59:53.400
Just cause like, I'm just thinking, I'm figuring like he'll laugh.
00:59:58.400
And I'm like workshopping these bits to my team and they're going, we don't even know
01:00:07.400
Like when I'm saying I'm going to make silly ass jokes like that, I'm like, they're going
01:00:23.400
Jacob Lorty from the kissing booth one, two and three.
01:00:32.400
Also us in our, us in our twenties, by the way.
01:00:36.400
And all three of them, we were like kissing booth night.
01:00:47.400
Like the first scene in the first movie football pants,
01:00:59.400
Do you guys know a football player that does that shit?
01:01:05.400
Like my mom was a nurse when you watch a medical drama.
01:01:16.400
to oh we i just watched i love la oh okay happening right now that was sure i was watching
01:01:22.080
some of that that was stressing me out because it's almost like so much influencer culture right
01:01:26.720
and i was like you're feeling triggered by that's not my culture like
01:01:31.600
feeling icked out feeling absolutely anything else watch that uh heated rivalry oh that's right
01:01:38.880
hockey yeah okay do you guys know bowman on tick tock he's bowmanizer oh yes yes yes yes yes like the
01:01:47.440
reality tv show he's so good he's so good he was on the show recently and i was telling him i go i
01:01:53.360
have a question to ask you that's gonna feel loaded but you have to let me get to the end
01:01:57.360
have you watched heated rivalry and he was like drew why are you asking me and i told him not
01:02:04.080
because you're gay because you're canadian oh and i was like and hockey's your culture and they
01:02:09.360
made it up there yeah yeah and crave hello that's canadian that's canyon but i've heard it's pretty
01:02:15.840
intense it's pretty good but like you gotta understand for the first seven years it was
01:02:20.400
just a sexual relationship really so you have to see the sex to understand you have to use a big
01:02:26.400
hockey romance i read the books before i even knew they were making a show and so when i heard they're
01:02:31.840
making shows now you're now you're in that room going it's unbelievable they didn't even include
01:02:36.960
this no i literally i'm correcting them and i'm like no he didn't know actually i watched the first
01:02:41.200
episode with her and at one point i was kind of like looking away and she's like no this is really
01:02:43.920
important part like you need to like this eyes on the screen establishing part you need to this is
01:02:48.240
really important in the books this is pivotal that's my favorite thing to do is to watch people
01:02:52.480
watch the things i want them to watch same and when they stop paying attention i'm like i'm like i'm
01:02:58.320
the worst about it i can tell you i am you can't watch a movie with her because if you look at your
01:03:01.760
phone for half a second she's like oh so it's just me watching oh so i'm watching it alone don't make
01:03:06.320
me watch this alone guys the way people are about drinking around each other that's me around watching
01:03:10.320
whatever it's nice nice me by myself ow what about you alone i'm watching anything fun i've watched blood
01:03:17.760
of my blood it's the outlander spin-off show i'm watching it's good heat rivalry and i recently
01:03:23.360
gotten into just watching i like to watch movies mostly so i'll throw on a movie i will take
01:03:28.880
forever when i'm scrolling through a stream i'm like oh no i don't want to what's my vibe right
01:03:32.640
now she will open a platform and be like yeah it works quick and she will watch a whole that is
01:03:38.000
strange i don't understand it's weird it's like the seventh option that comes up yeah she just knows
01:03:43.040
put that on that's the one if she gets it right you like can't predict the rhythm yeah yeah you just
01:03:48.240
gotta go with the flow they'll be like oh this movie i was like i watched it last week i'm like what
01:03:52.080
where are you watching all these movies yeah i watched that last week it was good she consumes
01:03:55.040
uh i love movies so she's rewatching what part of the movie right now i'm on the third yeah i love
01:04:00.480
that series i love that series they need to bring it back it's so good how many guys was unbelievable
01:04:09.120
for that yes that's how i feel about the national treasure movies yeah speaking about bits we love to
01:04:14.960
say his pen was iron it was iron oh yeah it was if i'm like writing something in my journal after like
01:04:21.680
being annoyed or something and they're like trying to be funny they're like his pen was iron
01:04:27.760
and i'm like shut up trying to air my grievances out i love those movies add it to the list of why
01:04:36.160
you're not living living with me yeah you're just not you have to go live in there i need my house back
01:04:42.240
my friend was like have you dorked it at all and i was like no no no people around everywhere
01:04:46.960
my shit's dry as hell bro dry as shit dude i haven't had my house to myself ever
01:04:53.200
thank you for asking no it's been 74 years literally any other movies you're loving
01:05:03.280
or series that you're loving alona loves um avatar yep oh my gosh the movie's coming out
01:05:09.040
it's out i haven't seen it is it out right it's out no it's not out yet i think they just did a
01:05:12.720
premiere yeah i love those i also love that so you really we would thrive exactly we would thrive
01:05:22.000
there they love us oh my god they would we'd be worshipped you do gotta read the the ice
01:05:26.880
pan barbarians okay blue blue aliens i'm in i literally watched a girl like make a funny it was
01:05:35.200
like a a bookstore tick tock so they were like making a funny joke about those books specifically
01:05:40.160
and i said now what the is that and then i went down a little rabbit hole on tiktok people
01:05:44.800
reviewing them and giving a little bit of an overview and i was like okay ice planet i'll send
01:05:50.560
it i'll send you the you gotta send me the good ones because i know there's a million and one but
01:05:54.960
we do have a love of reading smut yeah as a group no we do as as sisters beautiful thing yeah
01:06:00.880
are eating girl together i know and it's sometimes like sometimes i'll be like maybe i should read
01:06:05.840
something like legitimate like frankenstein's been on my list for a while i'm like i need to read frankenstein
01:06:09.680
frankenstein if you're gonna read something like that i'd read like car what is it carmella
01:06:14.960
oh yes yeah do that one instead okay like that's vampires not that but it's still like it's older
01:06:21.120
it's you know the first okay too that's why i was like maybe i need i need to get into it i know mary
01:06:25.440
shelley's like an og right and i was like i need to get into that and then i i go to open it and i'm
01:06:30.240
like oh but this one has this one's vikings and they're fucking yeah oh i didn't read your viking
01:06:37.200
one read that one yeah which one was that one again that was a fate inked in blood oh no i read
01:06:41.920
that one and it was the it was the perfect length for me i'm like two two in a series period done
01:06:47.920
locked in loaded loved it and that's why i told you on y'all on your show that that there was a plot
01:06:52.960
twist that literally kept me up at night and i was right i was raging about it on my story because i
01:06:59.280
no one in my personal life had read it and i was like i i need to talk about this so bad oh my god oh my
01:07:05.200
god oh my god loved it though highly recommend that perfect downloading tonight also i really
01:07:10.240
liked quicksilver i liked i downloaded the second one because you said that why doesn't the cover
01:07:15.280
match girl i don't know and like that's a completely different series i literally i was like this
01:07:20.400
doesn't seem like the right one right literally you're like um i have some notes yeah out the gate
01:07:25.520
i have just from the cover alone i am judging it i personally judge books on covers i don't care
01:07:30.240
about what people are saying about don't yeah i'm judging of course i have eyes so yeah about
01:07:36.080
well it's also imperative too as someone who's written a book like we had a like a month full
01:07:41.440
of just talking about book covers just covers just like general vibe and like even my book i i was like
01:07:49.760
really married to a title for a long time and i was very like no i hate that one no i hate that one
01:07:56.800
too like because i was so married to my title which i was like i wanted to originally title
01:08:01.200
it i'd rather die alone because i thought it was like catchy morbid and then also it was like i'm
01:08:07.200
glad my mom died like it was like it's like one like that but then as i went through the editing
01:08:12.080
process my editor was like i just feel like that title makes sense after you read it it's not really
01:08:17.840
indicative when why you should why i should read it right and i was like that's why they pay you the
01:08:22.800
big bucks you do what you do i guess i'll lean on you mr i've done a bunch of bestsellers whatever
01:08:28.960
but i was like really proud that i ended up naming the book myself yeah and like i got to choose my
01:08:34.320
own but then the cover i was like fired up about i was like cover is fun love color so catchy so
01:08:41.600
you're very right about that it is a huge part of the book selling this is just like what it looks
01:08:45.680
like yeah which reminds me for my second book my fiction book gotta send you guys my tea
01:08:49.600
so y'all can dabble i love that tell me your thoughts right away send us the covers too
01:08:55.520
and i'll give you my thoughts yeah is it a cartoon cover no i don't think so okay i think i'm doing
01:09:01.360
text that's my thought right now but with design element yeah wow you know what you could do add
01:09:07.520
some like samuel and tribal tribal i don't take that out if we already do that but that would be so
01:09:12.800
cool well you're in you're in my head already because i'd already had that perfect perfect segue to fun
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facts uh okay here we go we'll start with olivia olivia won miss photogenic in the 2017 miss vermont
01:09:25.920
competition and miss forward was and first runner up so make sure that that's on there too yes i did
01:09:33.920
i did and how was that that was cool it was one of the i in my life i have these things where i get
01:09:39.120
in my brain where i'm like i could do that let me just do that and i dedicate like every ounce of
01:09:44.480
myself to it and i just learn it and so that was one where i was at like the local double a ball or
01:09:49.360
single a ball whatever like the baseball a very like you know minor not minor leagues but whatever
01:09:53.600
with my dad and they were like welcome to the mound miss vermont like just throw the first pitch
01:09:57.920
and i'm like having a bud layer bud light i'm like i'm having a beer i'm like having a hot dog with my
01:10:03.040
dad and she throws a sorry to whoever it was at the time really bad first pitch and i was like i
01:10:08.000
could do that my dad was not all it takes yeah my dad was like yeah you'd be great at it meaning
01:10:12.480
the pitch whereas i thought he meant like yeah the pageant i was like yeah i could do it i'm a senior
01:10:19.280
i was about to be a senior in college and i just like subscribed to the life i listened to all the
01:10:24.400
like pageantry podcast documentaries i was watching youtubers i was like in it
01:10:29.600
did my first one in vermont at the vermont one uh and yeah i got first one wrap and miss
01:10:33.920
photogenic and then peaced out and never did it again look at you retired while you're at the top
01:10:38.000
exactly i was like which speaking of that reminds me alona would be awesome for you miss congeniality
01:10:44.400
remake oh that's what i'm saying i'd be a great fbi agent or something you'd be a great like you're
01:10:50.560
sandra bullock in that oh my god that would be too that's a good one actually i love that i should do
01:10:55.520
that hollywood makeover scene dropping nuggets everywhere what are we doing pick them up while
01:11:00.160
they're fresh we're doing your job for you okay this one olivia used to be an au pair in the
01:11:05.840
netherlands yep did that as well okay nanny for nanny love that it was a gap year between
01:11:13.120
high school and university same thing like i was like i should play sports i should go and like these
01:11:16.960
schools were like come play and they're like and give us 65 000 a year and i was like no so took some
01:11:22.000
time off came back but then that meant we went to college together oh yeah from freshman to senior
01:11:26.800
year that was like actually the one thing my sister and i were kind of aligned on really like
01:11:35.280
not going to the same college without really talking about it we were both like we're going
01:11:39.600
different places we went different places but we were the same grade t at that point yeah we we literally
01:11:44.720
were like both of us were like because she went to u of o and then i got into like a lot of different
01:11:51.520
schools so i kind of got to pick yeah yeah and then i was like my final three were like well actually
01:11:57.200
my final two was ohio state and then the university of hawaii and ohio state had just come off a bcs
01:12:02.000
championship so i was like sports program i want to work in sports maybe i'll go there and then i went
01:12:07.600
to one meeting where they talked about snow and i said hey this school i'm not going here like
01:12:12.640
literally i don't remember else they said in the meetings i remember immediately going i'm not going
01:12:17.200
here yeah and then when we got in the car to my mom i'm not going to that school they said snow
01:12:21.440
they said you have to get up 45 minutes early to scrape your car does that even mean i'm like
01:12:26.480
telling you i don't i don't speak that way that is not my culture i'm going somewhere else so i went
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to uh which ended up working out but i did get into ufo and like we were like my mom was like so happy
01:12:36.480
she's like you guys go to school together it would be like a whole thing mind you unbeknownst to me
01:12:41.600
my sister's being gay in college right and so she's over there being gay everywhere and she was
01:12:47.360
like truly like do not come here do not come to my house she literally called me and was like you're
01:12:52.800
not going to come here are you and i was like i mean no i don't think so she was like okay because
01:12:58.000
i was just gonna say like i'm already here like it's like she like peed on it so she's like this
01:13:04.240
one's mine yeah yeah she's carrying out the gay agenda and i know for real and i was like oh dude i
01:13:09.600
don't even i don't think i'm gonna go there because i fucked the rain i was like i don't
01:13:13.120
like the rain so i don't want to go there either and she was like okay yeah no for sure i mean that
01:13:17.200
would be fun but like i don't know i just think maybe you should go somewhere else i hear i hear
01:13:22.080
that though right having your own space yeah and growing into our own people yes because again we did
01:13:27.760
everything together like sports everything like school friends everything was exactly the same it's
01:13:33.520
healthy yeah and it was great for her because then that was when that was how she found out she was gay
01:13:37.520
obviously so you were holding her back this whole time yeah this whole time i was like i was her like
01:13:42.080
beard unbeknownst to me i was that was concealing the most important part of her right and that was
01:13:49.840
the plot of frozen yeah just in case anyone was curious based off of youtube okay this one's about
01:13:56.080
alona in 2017 alana posted this photo of her with post malone at the airport oh that's my dog man
01:14:02.800
yeah uh okay so i'm a big post malone fan and back in the day i'm obsessed with this album whenever
01:14:10.080
i hear man i forget what the album's called but it reminds me of driving home from college to go to
01:14:16.640
uh to go home and i the song was like um i just and it's also great but we're in the airport my mom
01:14:23.120
and i head into some sort of like award ceremony and i was like yo mom that's post malone that's
01:14:27.760
supposed that's what's going on over there and she's like who's post-mortem god mom and so i was
01:14:34.320
like straight like i don't really go up to famous people but that was somebody who i just loved his
01:14:38.560
stuff and i was like hey man so you know like i love your music i always listen to this when i
01:14:42.800
when i'm working out or whatever so he was super nice it's just just a really nice person hopefully
01:14:47.040
we meet again sometime i love that guy yeah and then you gotta show him this pic she was ahead of the
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whole post malone like she was the first person to like ever whisper his name like to me or anybody around
01:14:56.320
like she was early early early post-mortem post-mortem post-mortem the one and only post
01:15:01.760
post-mortem how far back did you go for that 2017. oh is it really my first instagram post
01:15:11.200
oh probably like third or something yeah that's a while ago uh this hostie if you're watching yeah
01:15:17.360
hey hey hit up alona here she is this one also about alona it's he once made out with six people
01:15:24.320
at a bar on the same night i don't know where i've said that but yeah that's i don't know where
01:15:29.760
i've said that busy girl what i said busy girl of all sorts honestly i said everyone can get it
01:15:36.160
the midnight barber but the midnight kisser yeah i'm in there smiling i know i haven't i haven't done
01:15:42.880
it of reason i can't do a reason people will be watching me i can't be that's the worst part about
01:15:47.280
being perceived my sister was saying that's the worst part about you getting famous
01:15:50.720
i was like oh okay you can't get crazy like you want to she's like no not anymore now everybody
01:15:56.240
knows me and they're also very don't like me doing that stuff yeah i'm yeah that's me with her i'm
01:16:03.040
like hey hey i took her to the elton john oscar after party and like when we got there it was like i was
01:16:11.600
exhausted at that point and then like we were like let's just have fun so i'm like smoking weed and
01:16:16.960
like we're drinking and i'm getting drunk like we both are just drunk and having so much fun
01:16:22.480
dason already started crying at one point was like you're just the best sister in the entire
01:16:26.640
world like we we got that out the way early right we can have fun and then we ran into like
01:16:31.280
muna and lucy dacus and like we had run into a bunch of other people and like uh dace was on this
01:16:37.600
tear of like you should come on her show like if they hadn't been on my show and as the drunker
01:16:42.800
she got the louder that pitch right she's like you should come on her show and then when we were
01:16:47.760
talking to lucy like you should come on her show and then lucy was like i would i would love to
01:16:53.360
and then we're like yeah yeah and then lucy turned around to talk to someone for a second and dace goes
01:16:57.280
how am i doing i go you're at a 10 bring it down to a six love you though oh my god girl you're the
01:17:01.760
best i was like take it down a notch girl it was so funny because at one point we were so drunk
01:17:07.680
towards the end and this girl came up to me she's like huge fan love your stuff i was like oh thank you
01:17:12.160
you should come on her show the pitch starts again and then the guy that she was with goes
01:17:17.120
oh that would be great i would love that can i like give you my number and stuff today's and she was
01:17:21.360
like yeah yeah and they're talking and then i'm talking to this girl she's like so i will i'll leave
01:17:25.760
you alone i see you she leaves dason goes did you see that guy and i go what guy and she goes that guy
01:17:33.600
with the girl who's talking to you i go what about him mind you two minutes have passed right so i'm like
01:17:38.400
what about him and she goes he was hitting on me and i go the man you were just talking to
01:17:45.200
and she goes yeah yeah and i was like i'm gay like i'm thinking i'm literally gay she's telling
01:17:51.360
me that i go days that that man was gay too i don't know what you're talking about and she goes
01:17:57.200
well he asked for my number i go yeah because he thinks you work for me because you keep going you
01:18:02.480
should come on her show right i was like he was literally exchanging information to make that
01:18:07.680
happen can i give you a card kind of thing and she was like oh my god like i was like i was
01:18:12.800
thinking wow he wanted me so bad and i'm so gay sorry i was like dude it's okay all right
01:18:20.640
need it honestly yeah it's it's a beautiful thing so i get it wanting to let your freak flag fly
01:18:25.680
yeah now you got to do it sorry i'm hot now you got to do it in places with only famous people
01:18:30.400
which i think ups the stakes right you should try kissing six people at the next like famous
01:18:34.560
person party i try to go for six yeah six people double the numbers well at the oscars
01:18:40.960
yeah beat last year's record seven yeah i can't wait okay last two fun facts about miss adriana
01:18:47.200
okay it says you used to go door-to-door canvassing for plastic pollution legislation were you on my
01:18:52.720
linkedin plastic pollution legislation yeah i okay miss eco-friendly
01:19:00.400
look at you um i hated it absolutely hated it door-to-door is crazy it's alone alone in like
01:19:06.480
red vermont uh as like a 20 year old girl oh god and like i'm going up to doors that have like nra
01:19:11.920
signs and shit and i'm just like hi would you like to sign a petition and let me ask can do you care
01:19:17.360
about the environment yeah do you want to burn i don't know it was it was terrible i hated it but i uh
01:19:24.000
i needed a summer job my mom was like how are you gonna get a job after college if you don't have
01:19:28.800
anything and like my mom core yeah it was already my mom's always like you got to go go go and my
01:19:35.040
life depended on extracurriculars yeah but it was like four months into the summer or something and
01:19:40.160
i was like i need and i was like i know who hires fast the perg down the street um and it was i remember
01:19:47.680
like the first day uh they brought me to like a random city in vermont and i like have my little
01:19:52.640
lunch box and my little this and that and they just tell you to go and i called my dad on my lunch break
01:19:57.200
and i was like i don't think i can do this and then it started pouring on me so that i'm i'm wet
01:20:02.480
i'm waiting for the bus to come get me i've made ten dollars for them and i'm just like i can't keep
01:20:07.680
doing this but i knew that my mom would judge me so i kept with it the entire summer you're so me i
01:20:12.720
i was like it was so bad and i was like no quitter i was like how am i coming to your door asking you for
01:20:19.120
money but i will say like if one of them comes to my door for like a good cause like i now have
01:20:23.840
so much sympathy for them i'm like i'll give you a 10. yeah that's sweet it was very good stuff
01:20:28.400
i've been where you've been my sister and i did door-to-door stuff like canvassing specifically
01:20:33.120
we did for the job we both had after college which was for my mom like my mom's company that
01:20:38.240
she worked at at the time so we were on my mom's team and like we would literally walking door-to-door
01:20:43.440
together like the two of us which is already a bad idea but like we would go and just get screamed at
01:20:48.880
for a living but like it was the worst like part of the job yeah it's going door-to-door because
01:20:54.640
people just i sometimes think people are praying i hope someone annoying comes to that door yeah
01:21:00.320
because i'm gonna be mean as fuck i have something in me i have to excrete when someone comes to the
01:21:06.320
store like it really did feel like they were like well thanks a lot like to be my sister about
01:21:13.360
the most ancillary mundane things and we would just get in the car and be like well
01:21:19.600
want to listen to some music like we there was like a we would do running bits throughout work
01:21:26.080
to a point where i was like i should not be in this job i don't think nine to fives for me
01:21:32.000
i don't think a cubicles for me yeah there this is actually reminds me of the topic episode a bit
01:21:37.360
that we have this is a bit we have and it's literally is not gonna make sense because it's not
01:21:40.800
from anything but someone we knew personally but it's literally well tis the season sherry
01:21:46.720
that's something my sister and i say to each other that was said by a co-worker of ours in this job
01:21:52.560
and we all had cubicles and we were like in a four so my sister was like right next to me
01:21:56.320
and then across from me was our co-workers and this guy who worked here at the time he was like nerdy
01:22:01.360
and kind of annoying and like a know-it-all and i was recording myself on snapchat at my desk mind you
01:22:08.480
at my desk i was recording my own eye makeup because i wanted to see what it looked like
01:22:12.800
so i was like recording myself i'm on the clock by the way i'm recording myself and i'm looking
01:22:18.000
my eye makeup and in the background do you hear him go well tis the season sherry like he's on the
01:22:23.280
phone with someone and i told my sister i told my sister i was like this guy ruined my video
01:22:29.360
like i'm showing her look what you can hear in the background she goes we're at work
01:22:32.560
like hey we're at work um that's not something you should be doing at work and i was like
01:22:38.400
and she's like that's so funny though and that's a bit from 2016 yeah 2017 so i was like every
01:22:45.040
every time it's the season we're like tis the season sherry okay last fun fact about adriana
01:22:51.680
once took a job sitting as a portrait model while people painted portraits of her oh yeah our aunt is
01:22:56.960
an artist artist she goes by wine at fur no i don't um you can find her under ab watercolors on ig
01:23:08.080
she's a wonderful watercolorist and uh she goes to like a bunch of different classes and one time
01:23:13.680
the class it was a portrait class and they were like looking for models and it was the summer i
01:23:17.120
didn't have a job yet um so she was like would you want to come it's 75 dollars yeah sign me up
01:23:23.600
and which is a hundred million dollars you don't have a job and you're young literally so much
01:23:28.720
with this yeah and um i just sat there it was i've only done it once i'd do it again i've thought
01:23:33.840
about doing it like a nude one i think that'd be kind of fun yeah but then i'm so aware of cameras
01:23:37.840
and i'm like yeah just pull out their phone and take a little picture of me anyone could be in here
01:23:42.880
this is probably a bad way to view it but then the world can see how t your body is oh yeah
01:23:47.920
yeah so i know like revenge porn i'm not about it but it's that if those nudes like you'd be like
01:23:55.280
oh sorry oh sorry the world's gonna see how beautiful well i'd rather they see it in art
01:24:00.000
what they've now painted of me right like look at it that way the beauty in that yeah but i remember
01:24:06.400
that session like you have to pick a pose and i picked something way too close to the window because
01:24:10.880
then the sun started to move and then it started to get into my eye and you have to go back to it yeah
01:24:16.080
you have to be the exact same thing for them it was tough and then i'd be sweating and they'd be
01:24:21.920
like stripping down can we get a touch up please holding a muscle or are they sweating right now
01:24:26.560
honestly the worst part about that job was afterwards like looking at all like the finished
01:24:30.400
paintings oh yeah you guys are honest that's how i look to you oh oh okay beauty is in the
01:24:37.520
we took some liberties yeah oh i literally that doesn't only like two of them really looked like
01:24:43.440
me right and the rest is like we took some liberties here that's how i felt that way too
01:24:48.160
about fan art oh i've gotten some fan art where i was like fan where of of me you can't tell by this
01:24:56.800
photo that's for goddamn sure yeah one of my favorite things is one time alona had an interview
01:25:02.480
and then the the interviewer like posted a photo of them together facetuned the oh that was weird
01:25:10.000
out of you yeah out of both of them but like the whole article was about like alona you know like
01:25:16.000
loving her body and all this and being natural that would drive me insane it's like i saw it
01:25:22.080
and i was like who's that yeah that's supposed to be alona crazy who is that woman standing there
01:25:29.520
yeah there have been one it was one for dance with the stars somebody did this painting of alan and i
01:25:36.240
and you guys know what i'm talking about i don't want to you know but she put a lot of work into
01:25:42.480
this painting and i was like my forehead looks like that you know exactly what i'm talking about
01:25:49.520
it actually kind of hurt me and and like she was posting everywhere and everyone's like oh my god
01:25:53.680
it's worse when it's the worst when it takes off and they're like queen you have to see it
01:25:59.040
i did and trust me i sent it to everyone i know and no i'm not interacting yeah oh my god the way
01:26:07.520
i got one that took my breath away once i was like you either fucking hate me or i am the ugliest
01:26:14.400
bitch on planet earth like and she sent it to me and she made it humongous like on a canvas and it was
01:26:21.200
like a deep painting like like the most vibrant colors i showed it to my cousin josh who like
01:26:28.880
notoriously has a very high-pitched cackle and like scream i showed it to him he went oh when he saw
01:26:36.000
it he goes who is that bitch she thinks that's me i was literally like i saw and i was like okay
01:26:43.600
right eye beauties in the eye yeah yeah thank you so much i love that you've done that but also like
01:26:52.000
that kind of hurt that's a painting that's a that's just pain that's definitely a pain go back
01:26:56.400
to the studio yeah it really feels like that dude in honolulu who does like in waikiki he does
01:27:01.120
would you ever do that caricatures fuck no you think i'm gonna get caught on camera fighting a
01:27:05.280
bitch on no i would never do that i kind of want to do it because i want to know what they would
01:27:09.520
pinpoint on let me see i know let's see let's all see what i'll tell you right now if you say my
01:27:20.800
i bet i bet with like all of us one thing they could do i know with me they would absolutely
01:27:25.600
enlarge my jaw what is it for me for you they could do like a small head on like a big old
01:27:32.400
shoulders her just taking liberties i know what they're i know what they're gonna rag on that's
01:27:38.240
true dre oh i thought you're doing me no um you're gonna is it my teeth no no it could be our buck
01:27:49.360
teeth too we both have buck teeth like our teeth go down well you know it's funny i have little teeth
01:27:54.720
like low-key and like my sister literally this is one of the meanest things she has ever said to me
01:28:00.800
she goes it's crazy that you and billy ended up together because you both have huge heads and
01:28:04.560
little teeth hey what the hey what hey who said that she's like no it's not a bad thing jail right
01:28:13.360
because that sounds awesome like yeah you both have little teeth like thank you for noticing
01:28:19.360
huge heads and little teeth that's so cute i love that my sister said this to me the other day too
01:28:24.480
where i was like i have i have huge tits so like when i'm on my period they're even bigger and it's like
01:28:28.640
yep it's a nuisance and so i was wearing i was doing like this big shoot and i was doing this
01:28:34.800
like uh i was they needed me to wear specific clothing and so like one of the tops i had i was
01:28:40.000
like this is like pushing my tits up to my neck like literally i'm suffocating and i felt like a
01:28:45.760
pigeon you know when they like yeah like that's how high up my tits were like they were just enormous
01:28:50.320
because i was on my period at the time and i thankfully had a jacket and stuff but i was after we
01:28:55.440
took a break from shooting for a second i was sitting down and i go dude my tits bro they're
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enormous like i i'm living in fear they're gonna be the focal point of this picture in this outfit
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and she goes honestly like this is gonna sound bad but it's not like it honestly looks like a chest
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plate like like what drag queens wear i was like oh my god and i like couldn't start laughing and she
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goes but not like in a bad way just like not like in a bad way though like yeah yeah beautiful way
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she does that shit a lot really when i asked to borrow a shirt and i was like can i borrow this
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one specific shirt she's like yeah i come over to her house and i'm like i go inside to like change
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even though i was picking her up so i go inside i change into the shirt and it like looks like
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with my outfit so i'm like standing there looking in the mirror and i'm like does this look okay
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because i'm like second guessing it and she goes yeah and then i look back in the mirror and then i
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go really and then she goes no it looks terrible you should change and she was so like two seconds
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two seconds passed and i couldn't stop laughing and she goes yeah no it looks really bad she just
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needed a second process terrible yeah and she's like well like you look great that looks terrible
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i was like no no that looks terrible you should change yeah that's why you need sisters need them
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like you guys analyzing each other i think he would pick out this one time we had this conversation
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of like what was it was it just like what are our biggest people get better at oh yeah just like
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what could we each get better at everybody answer for each other that you haven't noticed by yourself
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but other people have like that you could work on one of those brutal it was one of those where it's
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the meme where it's can i give you constructive criticism me already crying yeah sure yeah i would love
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nothing more yeah sure what's that i'd love to receive it's really eye-opening just going around
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and and another thing actually you know left that circle different people pleaser know-it-all
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i'm a know-it-all which one of you's a know-it-all i'm a big know-it-all too it's okay it's and
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it sucks when you really do know it all like i know it's unfortunate helping the population like
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sometimes i'm like i don't want to be right i'm right all the time too it's like someone else step it
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up yeah god it gets lonely at the top or it's just like i've got a lot of information and love
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and i want to share it yeah you know the amount of times i really like genuinely have taken joy
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and being right specifically against my man sorry it's a whole other feeling it feels like smelling
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salts to me like yeah that's good when you googled it and found out i was right yeah or sometimes i go
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what'd it say what'd it say and then he's like whatever i was like yeah right that's what i thought
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yeah one time me and my man for first time ever went to san francisco and we were walking around
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a park or something and there was like we were looking at this map and this is like kind of
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early on in our relationship so i think we're like a year in at this point and uh we're looking at this
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map and he goes why don't we go to this uh and he said a boratorium and then i go did you say a
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boratorium and he goes yeah i go that's not how that word's pronounced and he goes yeah it is i go it's
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arboretum that's not a boratorium that's not there's letters in there that are not even in
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arboretum and then i go go ahead look it up because he was like so like that's not no that's not
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i was like look it up go ahead go look it up and put it on speaker so i can hear it turn it up and
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then he really was like oh okay no yeah i thought so i was like no dog you dug your heels i don't think
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i would have known i would have known that arboretum yeah arboretum i think you would
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what's what is it with trees yeah it's like an enclosed like a greenhouse almost arboretum
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i've never heard you would have said a boratorium as well it sucks to know it all i know it's trees
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well it's extra annoying because you know a lot of things about
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shit you don't really know anything like my sister once told me you know a lot but like nothing
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at the same time yeah she's like you know so much about like nothing but also a lot
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and i'm like well and she goes and i know you don't read and she means like textbooks
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i'm always supposed to be reading textbooks all the time no just born with it once you read
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