The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - DECEPTIVELY FAST Ft. Ilona, Olivia, and Adrianna Maher ｜ Episode 203

00:00:00.080 My coach used to tell my sister all the time,

00:00:01.720 if your sister took this seriously,

00:00:03.600 like she could go to the Olympics.

00:00:05.400 Cause I'm like, he's like, she's built like a discus thrower, 0.99

00:00:07.600 which I was like, that's fucked up. 0.99

00:00:09.320 And weird. 0.98

00:00:10.160 Hey, so not like a volleyball player,

00:00:12.480 like a discus thrower, the big woman's sport. 1.00

00:00:15.680 Take another look.

00:00:17.920 I was like, wait, try again.

00:00:19.040 One more time.

00:00:20.680 It says volleyball, no?

00:00:21.880 Hey everyone.

00:00:29.600 And welcome back to another episode of the comment section show.

00:00:32.200 Sorry, me, your fave.

00:00:33.240 Everybody knows me, who cares about me.

00:00:35.200 Onto the guests.

00:00:36.280 Today we have the trio to end all trios.

00:00:38.640 The one, the only, the Mar sisters. 0.98

00:00:41.080 We have Olivia, Alona, Adriana, everyone.

00:00:46.080 Whole fam's here, whole gang's here.

00:00:48.760 Happy to have you ladies. 0.98

00:00:49.840 Thank you so much.

00:00:50.640 Look at half an all-star episode.

00:00:53.120 Right.

00:00:53.960 Because Alona has been on before.

00:00:54.840 Right.

00:00:55.680 But now she came sistered up. 0.98

00:00:56.960 With some stragglers.

00:00:57.880 For real.

00:00:58.720 She can't get rid of us. 0.99

00:00:59.560 We pulled the minivan right up.

00:01:00.680 You guys had a free Wednesday and said, clock in.

00:01:03.400 Yeah.

00:01:03.920 Let's get to work.

00:01:04.760 We said, what are you doing?

00:01:05.600 We're coming.

00:01:07.240 Well, I'm happy to have y'all here.

00:01:08.760 Thanks for having us.

00:01:09.360 How's life?

00:01:10.360 It's good.

00:01:11.200 We spend a lot of time together now.

00:01:12.160 We work together, you know, so it's, but it's good.

00:01:14.360 It's exciting to do life with your sisters.

00:01:16.360 What movie is that?

00:01:17.760 We like each other enough.

00:01:19.080 We do like each other, yeah.

00:01:20.080 I can't imagine other people doing this.

00:01:21.400 Like, I sleep in the same bed as Olivia right now.

00:01:23.520 Yeah.

00:01:23.960 Like, she's in one bedroom.

00:01:24.960 It's a lot.

00:01:25.960 Right.

00:01:26.640 You guys are one.

00:01:27.480 We are one.

00:01:28.760 And Alona has a two bedroom now, but she's, like, getting used to living alone.

00:01:33.320 So we're giving her the space to explore and do that, you know?

00:01:35.640 But I'm like, soon enough, Adriana will be sent over there.

00:01:38.080 But last night, she went for, like, wine and takeout.

00:01:40.920 Love.

00:01:41.920 And she goes, this morning, she's like, I saw my best behavior.

00:01:45.360 I felt like it was a trial run.

00:01:46.800 See if I could vibe, see if I could be there, see if it was all right.

00:01:49.320 I knew we were just hanging out.

00:01:50.880 But I had a moment there.

00:01:51.800 I was like, because Alona already had, like, wine out and, like, the takeout.

00:01:55.320 I was like, is she, like, trying to see if I'm cool?

00:01:57.720 Like, if I can be cool?

00:01:58.720 Giving the roommate experience?

00:02:00.080 Yeah, literally, like, can I match her energy that she wants in it?

00:02:03.360 And I think I did, actually.

00:02:05.200 I think I'm going to make it.

00:02:06.600 Did she make it?

00:02:07.360 What do we think?

00:02:08.040 I don't, I just don't think she'll want to live with me.

00:02:10.640 You two, I will say these two are very similar.

00:02:13.640 Right.

00:02:14.080 In just the way, like, their humor and the way they vibe, the things they like to do.

00:02:18.040 So they can just spend all day together, which I can hang with them as well.

00:02:21.560 But they are very similar in so many ways.

00:02:23.360 So she'll come, she'll come live with me and I'll go to the gym for, like, four hours.

00:02:27.640 And then she's stuck there, whereas she can hang with whatever. 1.00

00:02:29.520 She's like, wow, no journaling at the cafe.

00:02:31.400 No.

00:02:32.400 Sister time.

00:02:33.400 Interesting.

00:02:34.400 You make it sound like we're acquaintances.

00:02:36.400 You really do.

00:02:37.400 You're like, I just-

00:02:38.400 Don't know if I'm vibing with her.

00:02:39.400 Like, you and Olivia just vibe and, like, you're one.

00:02:41.400 And I was like, you still are my sister.

00:02:43.400 Right.

00:02:44.400 I still think that we maybe have something as well.

00:02:46.400 Right.

00:02:47.400 I believe in us.

00:02:48.400 The energy is very much like, it's not you, it's me.

00:02:50.400 Right.

00:02:51.400 Okay.

00:02:52.400 Like, you have it so much better with her.

00:02:54.400 Yeah.

00:02:55.400 Okay.

00:02:56.400 Okay, whatever you want.

00:02:57.400 It works, honestly, I think.

00:02:58.400 And honestly, alone, I feel you because I'm also a middle child.

00:03:01.400 Yeah.

00:03:02.400 I feel very similar to you, like, outside of my brother and my sister.

00:03:06.400 Like, a huge thing about my brother and sister is they're very physical.

00:03:09.400 So they love to, like, hold hands, hug, touch.

00:03:12.400 Yeah.

00:03:13.400 I don't.

00:03:14.400 Yeah.

00:03:15.400 Like, I'm not a fan of that.

00:03:16.400 Like, and I never have been since I was a kid.

00:03:17.400 Right.

00:03:18.400 Don't diagnose me.

00:03:19.400 Every time I say it, they give me something new.

00:03:20.400 Right.

00:03:21.400 Stop it.

00:03:22.400 I already am going through it.

00:03:23.400 Right.

00:03:24.400 And I was like, I was like, I always know when you're, like, kind of sad because you let me hold your hand.

00:03:29.400 Aw.

00:03:30.400 I was like, okay.

00:03:32.400 Okay.

00:03:33.400 Okay.

00:03:34.400 Literally on Thanksgiving, because I made turkey for our Thanksgiving this year.

00:03:37.400 Because I made it for the first time last year.

00:03:38.400 Killed.

00:03:39.400 Right.

00:03:40.400 So this year I was like, yeah, I'm going to do it again.

00:03:42.400 Cried twice.

00:03:43.400 Still.

00:03:44.400 Twice.

00:03:45.400 You know, frustration, anger.

00:03:46.400 Right.

00:03:47.400 I'm also like, I hate when I'm not good at things immediately.

00:03:49.400 Right.

00:03:50.400 So I'm like, I'm just going to go into a little bit of a struggle there, but she persevered.

00:03:54.400 And she came out great.

00:03:55.400 And I was like, dude, come try the turkey.

00:03:57.400 Like telling my sister.

00:03:58.400 And she came over and then she was like, okay, can you cut me a piece?

00:04:01.400 I'm like, yeah.

00:04:02.400 So I like cut her a piece.

00:04:03.400 And I am holding like this.

00:04:04.400 And then she like is, I'm not even holding it high.

00:04:06.400 I'm literally going like this to her hand.

00:04:08.400 She ducked all the way down. 1.00

00:04:09.400 Yeah.

00:04:10.400 She's like, she bends over at the waist to grab it from my hand. 0.81

00:04:12.400 I literally went, bro.

00:04:13.400 Lips extended.

00:04:14.400 Yeah.

00:04:15.400 I was like, bro.

00:04:16.400 And she starts laughing.

00:04:17.400 I'm like, knock it off.

00:04:18.400 Take this out of my hand.

00:04:19.400 What am I going to feed you?

00:04:20.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:21.400 You're nuts. 1.00

00:04:22.400 So that's Adjana. 1.00

00:04:23.400 Adjana's very touchy, cozy, cuddly.

00:04:25.400 And I forget what it was.

00:04:26.400 We were at my place and alone.

00:04:27.400 I hugged her.

00:04:28.400 Like something happened.

00:04:29.400 I was kind of joking.

00:04:30.400 Like, oh, yay.

00:04:31.400 And I hugged her.

00:04:32.400 And I turned and Adjana's like.

00:04:33.400 She's like, wow.

00:04:34.400 Nice.

00:04:35.400 You get stingy with it.

00:04:38.400 She's been like.

00:04:40.400 Not really.

00:04:41.400 You need to come over.

00:04:43.400 Right.

00:04:44.400 There'll be moments.

00:04:45.400 So sometimes or for a while there, when we'd go back home, Olivia would sleep in my bed.

00:04:48.400 Yeah.

00:04:49.400 Because I'd have a queen bed.

00:04:50.400 We all have twins.

00:04:51.400 You know, when I got the queen.

00:04:52.400 She got a big girl bed for some reason. 1.00

00:04:54.400 I'm not sure.

00:04:55.400 I was in the house still.

00:04:57.400 Yeah.

00:04:58.400 In my full.

00:04:59.400 That rattles.

00:05:00.400 Your full?

00:05:01.400 That was a twin.

00:05:02.400 Oh, twin.

00:05:03.400 Twin that rattles.

00:05:04.400 That's crazy thinking about you guys sleeping in a twin.

00:05:05.400 Yeah.

00:05:06.400 It's not a twin.

00:05:07.400 It's a twin.

00:05:08.400 I'm talking about just generally.

00:05:09.400 When I go back home, I'm still in that twin. 0.99

00:05:10.400 We're big bitches. 1.00

00:05:11.400 In the wall. 0.99

00:05:12.400 They're not even twin XLs.

00:05:13.400 Like you get in college.

00:05:14.400 Yeah, I know.

00:05:15.400 Just letting you get at Costco.

00:05:16.400 Olivia and I sleep in it sometimes together.

00:05:18.400 I don't know where it started, but if we laugh too hard or anything, Adriana can like

00:05:24.400 sentence it or we'll, we'll know as well if, oh, Adjana's going to come in and we'll

00:05:29.400 hear a little pitter patter.

00:05:30.400 And then Adjana will be like, what were you guys laughing at?

00:05:31.400 The door trying to go.

00:05:32.400 And then she'll try to come in. 0.99

00:05:33.400 It's like, it's midnight.

00:05:34.400 Please leave.

00:05:35.400 She's like, she's having a great time in here without me.

00:05:37.400 Exactly.

00:05:38.400 Exactly.

00:05:39.400 It'll be like 10 PM.

00:05:40.400 We've just gone to bed and they're like laughing up a storm.

00:05:43.400 Girl, would you save your best jokes for them? 0.98

00:05:45.400 Yeah.

00:05:46.400 When I'm not there?

00:05:47.400 I'm having FOMO.

00:05:48.400 We're just doing a tight 10.

00:05:49.400 Yeah.

00:05:50.400 She comes in.

00:05:51.400 She's like, what are you all up to?

00:05:52.400 Well, you, you guys do have that in common with me and my sister where we're very like, it's

00:05:56.400 not that funny.

00:05:57.400 Yeah.

00:05:58.400 Like if I were to sit here and explain it to you, it'd be even less funny.

00:06:02.400 It's just, it's one of those things where only my sister would get it.

00:06:06.400 Oh yeah.

00:06:07.400 Like we have so many jokes like that.

00:06:08.400 Like where I'm like, I just, here's one.

00:06:11.400 Sometimes we have bits that like we carry since we were kids, which probably should have

00:06:16.400 told me early on that we were going to be not serious in a job for real.

00:06:21.400 But there was like one, what was the one I was thinking of?

00:06:24.400 Oh, it's this.

00:06:25.400 This is the ride.

00:06:27.400 That's the bit.

00:06:28.400 Right.

00:06:29.400 So like we've said that a million times in context that makes zero sense, but it's anytime

00:06:33.400 we're waiting in a line.

00:06:34.400 Oh wow.

00:06:35.400 So like if we're waiting in a long line, someone go, when do we get to the ride?

00:06:39.400 And then someone else goes, this is the ride.

00:06:42.400 So every time someone says, when do we get to the ride?

00:06:44.400 Yeah.

00:06:45.400 The other person has to reciprocate.

00:06:46.400 It's like, it has to happen now.

00:06:48.400 And we were explaining, it's literally from an episode of the fairly odd parents where

00:06:52.400 they go to escalator land and the whole amusement park is escalators.

00:06:56.400 And then they're like on one.

00:06:57.400 And then they go, when do we get to the ride?

00:06:59.400 And then someone goes, this is the ride.

00:07:01.400 Not funny.

00:07:02.400 You guys just laughed so hard as kids.

00:07:04.400 Aggressively unfunny.

00:07:05.400 Like not funny still isn't funny.

00:07:07.400 Every time we say it, we're like.

00:07:08.400 But it's so funny that it's not funny.

00:07:10.400 Yeah.

00:07:11.400 And I explained that whole bit to Carrie, who's our best friend and also my assistant.

00:07:15.400 And I was like, you know, you, you, you ever seen that episode?

00:07:18.400 She goes, no, but I have heard you guys say that a lot.

00:07:21.400 And now it makes me more mad knowing the context. 1.00

00:07:24.400 I was like, oh, a bitch can't be funny. 1.00

00:07:27.400 Okay. 1.00

00:07:28.400 It's illegal to tell jokes nowadays.

00:07:30.400 Yeah.

00:07:31.400 Do you guys have bits that you workshop?

00:07:32.400 We've got this one where it's, I don't know where it came out of.

00:07:34.400 Maybe it was from the Taylor Swift concert where we'll be just doing nothing or like something cool.

00:07:39.400 And we're just, should we go live right now?

00:07:41.400 Should we go live?

00:07:43.400 Like, I could pull, we could go live right now.

00:07:46.400 And it kills every time.

00:07:48.400 I forgot about that.

00:07:49.400 We will be doing nothing.

00:07:50.400 The most mundane show is just, should we go live right now?

00:07:53.400 I don't even know.

00:07:54.400 See, I don't even know what they're talking about.

00:07:56.400 They just have these jokes.

00:07:58.400 You can say that one too.

00:08:00.400 But I'm like, it's felt like you guys started.

00:08:03.400 I would just be hopping on. 0.98

00:08:04.400 Now I just look like a big loser joining your joke. 0.80

00:08:07.400 And it would be like, when she was popping off in the rugby sphere and we'd be at games, 0.75

00:08:10.400 we'd be like, should we go live right now?

00:08:12.400 Should we do that?

00:08:13.400 Should we go live right now?

00:08:14.400 And one time we did go live and we had like a blast doing it.

00:08:17.400 Oh, it was fun.

00:08:18.400 It was so much fun.

00:08:19.400 It was after the bronze medal match in the Paris Olympics.

00:08:21.400 And we were like out partying in the streets with like all of Paris and their cops and whatever.

00:08:26.400 And I was like, I'm going live right now.

00:08:28.400 And I went live and I made $30.

00:08:31.400 I made $1.36.

00:08:32.400 Yeah.

00:08:33.400 Love that. 0.83

00:08:34.400 What the frick? 0.84

00:08:35.400 That's what I'm about to tell you. 0.93

00:08:36.400 Well, now you have a skill for going live.

00:08:37.400 No, exactly.

00:08:38.400 We have that, a similar bit to that.

00:08:40.400 Instead of saying live though, we like go, if someone's taking a picture like near me.

00:08:45.400 So like they're taking, let's say they're taking a picture like this.

00:08:47.400 I go, oh my God, are you taking a picture of me?

00:08:50.400 Wait, you should post it in your story.

00:08:52.400 Wait, wait, tag me.

00:08:53.400 Wait, no, wait, don't post.

00:08:54.400 Okay.

00:08:55.400 Wait, no, record it again.

00:08:56.400 And then tag me.

00:08:57.400 Like we have to like keep going for like at least five minutes.

00:08:59.400 And it's like, I think we hit it all.

00:09:01.400 All right.

00:09:02.400 No more jokes.

00:09:03.400 Done.

00:09:04.400 Recently, Olivia has been doing, you know, when you're trying to tell a story and you're like, and then went to the store and then, and she's like, you please tell me.

00:09:12.400 You gotta let me know.

00:09:14.400 No, don't.

00:09:15.400 No, seriously.

00:09:16.400 Tell me.

00:09:17.400 You gotta let me know.

00:09:18.400 It's just like, oh, sorry.

00:09:19.400 No.

00:09:20.400 And then we just got goat cheese and like.

00:09:21.400 And it gets to the point where it sounds like somebody's about to start telling a story.

00:09:24.400 They're like, oh my God.

00:09:25.400 No, tell me.

00:09:26.400 What is it?

00:09:27.400 Stop.

00:09:28.400 No, spit it out.

00:09:29.400 What is it?

00:09:30.400 I'm on the edge of my seat.

00:09:31.400 I'm on the edge of my seat.

00:09:32.400 They're just breathing in ready to say something.

00:09:33.400 It's so funny when she does it to someone else. 0.99

00:09:34.400 But when she does it to me, I'm like, shut up. 1.00

00:09:36.400 Shut up. 1.00

00:09:37.400 Shut up. 1.00

00:09:38.400 For real. 1.00

00:09:39.400 I'm not fast.

00:09:40.400 For real.

00:09:41.400 I know when the bits, when the bits are used on yourself, you're like, not funny.

00:09:45.400 Not funny.

00:09:46.400 That's so not funny.

00:09:47.400 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:48.400 Not fucking funny. 0.96

00:09:49.400 This one. 0.97

00:09:50.400 I don't know if this is a bit, but when we walk outside and it's even slightly cold

00:09:53.400 out, we all go.

00:09:54.400 Burr.

00:09:55.400 Like really loud.

00:09:56.400 And it makes me laugh every time.

00:09:58.400 It's like.

00:09:59.400 I don't know why.

00:10:00.400 Every time I'm giggling.

00:10:01.400 I love a nonsensical bit that like, it works in the flow of conversation.

00:10:07.400 Yeah.

00:10:08.400 So anyone who's not familiar with your lore is like.

00:10:10.400 What was that? 0.99

00:10:11.400 What the fuck? 0.99

00:10:12.400 Like, what? 1.00

00:10:13.400 Like, this is another one we do where we're like, if I get up to go get something and I'm

00:10:17.400 like, oh, I'm going to go get a drink.

00:10:18.400 And they're like, can you grab me a whatever while you're up?

00:10:21.400 I'll go.

00:10:22.400 Can I?

00:10:23.400 Really?

00:10:24.400 Can I?

00:10:25.400 No, wait.

00:10:26.400 No.

00:10:27.400 Don't say.

00:10:28.400 Can I?

00:10:29.400 That gets people every time.

00:10:32.400 And sometimes, honestly, sometimes we do it when you're being annoying.

00:10:35.400 Like you're just asking me to get too many things.

00:10:37.400 Yeah.

00:10:38.400 Another similar one to that is like, anything else while I'm up?

00:10:40.400 Yeah.

00:10:41.400 Anything else while I'm up?

00:10:42.400 While I'm up for the table?

00:10:44.400 Anything else?

00:10:45.400 Love a good bit.

00:10:46.400 Or I love that. 0.98

00:10:47.400 Clap if you've ever been a fat kid. 0.98

00:10:48.400 And then we all clap. 0.99

00:10:49.400 I'm like, ah!

00:10:52.400 Don't cancel us.

00:10:53.400 Don't cancel us.

00:10:54.400 I think it's funny. 1.00

00:10:56.400 As a big bitch, it's okay. 1.00

00:10:58.400 We're big bitches. 1.00

00:10:59.400 Where's that fat camp one from? 1.00

00:11:00.400 Oh, Wendy Williams. 0.74

00:11:02.400 Oh, clap if you've ever been a fat camp.

00:11:04.400 The best one-liner woman to ever exist. 1.00

00:11:07.400 To ever exist.

00:11:08.400 That's right.

00:11:09.400 It's like, James.

00:11:10.400 We do that a lot too.

00:11:11.400 Sometimes we'll just test.

00:11:12.400 James.

00:11:13.400 What was that?

00:11:14.400 James. 1.00

00:11:15.400 Death to all of them. 0.99

00:11:17.400 She's talking about- 1.00

00:11:18.400 Clap if you think they should suffer.

00:11:20.400 Yeah.

00:11:21.400 Well, I love that we are very similar in that.

00:11:24.400 Yeah.

00:11:25.400 Sister bits.

00:11:26.400 Speaking of sister bits, you guys have a podcast together.

00:11:28.400 Please tell me about how some are.

00:11:30.400 Do we ever.

00:11:31.400 Like the inception of it, how it came to be?

00:11:32.400 I'd love to know.

00:11:33.400 Right.

00:11:34.400 Right.

00:11:35.400 Team?

00:11:36.400 Who wants to take it?

00:11:37.400 Who wants to take it?

00:11:38.400 Alona, you look ready.

00:11:39.400 Oh man, aren't I ready?

00:11:40.400 Um, no, I've been getting, was getting like a lot of requests to do a podcast or host

00:11:45.400 a podcast, but it never been on my radar really.

00:11:48.400 I think I, um, I like chatting.

00:11:53.400 I also like chatting about myself, you know?

00:11:55.400 You see.

00:11:56.400 I get it.

00:11:57.400 Trust me.

00:11:58.400 You know?

00:11:59.400 Um, so my agent was like, well, no, Alona wouldn't want to do this, but you know, if

00:12:04.400 you would include her sisters, like we can have something.

00:12:06.400 So that was such the company we are with wave.

00:12:09.400 Uh, we're like, okay, yeah, let's do that.

00:12:11.400 And so we got everybody on board and, um, kind of built it all together and took a while

00:12:17.400 to find the name and the vibe of it, but wanted to be like, you know, welcoming into

00:12:21.400 our house and us as a family.

00:12:23.400 Cause we were very tight family.

00:12:24.400 We're a small family, but tight family.

00:12:26.400 And, uh, we started when I was in England and, you know, been doing, uh, zooms and whatnot,

00:12:31.400 but I definitely liked the in-person.

00:12:33.400 I think it's so much different than, um, when I'm on Zoom.

00:12:36.400 Virtual.

00:12:37.400 It's just such a different vibe to it, but we've got to meet so many cool people.

00:12:41.400 Like, I mean, I've met Malala before, but chatting with Malala and all sorts of amazing

00:12:45.400 guests.

00:12:46.400 Yeah.

00:12:47.400 When we were on with you guys, my sister goes, it's crazy.

00:12:48.400 Cause Malala was like before us. 1.00

00:12:50.400 So I'm like, yeah, like, no, for sure.

00:12:53.400 Put me after her. 0.95

00:12:54.400 In good company.

00:12:55.400 Yeah, right.

00:12:56.400 Mission is the same.

00:12:57.400 Right. 0.99

00:12:58.400 That's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:12:59.400 That is so cool. 1.00

00:13:00.400 She's fabulous.

00:13:01.400 She loves women's sports.

00:13:02.400 She came to one of Malala's matches and we all watched together.

00:13:05.400 Um, yeah, that was fab.

00:13:06.400 Mm-hmm.

00:13:07.400 So we've just, it's been really cool to do.

00:13:08.400 I think like stepping into that role, learning how to as well interview and talk with people.

00:13:14.400 It's, you know, something you've gotten so good at.

00:13:17.400 So we're all figuring that out and the flow of it as well.

00:13:19.400 Yeah.

00:13:20.400 It's a lot.

00:13:21.400 It's a lot.

00:13:22.400 There's a learning curve.

00:13:23.400 Totally.

00:13:24.400 You know, there are some where it's very much so like, oh, they're here to be interviewed.

00:13:28.400 Right.

00:13:29.400 Whereas like you and Dason came on ours and it's fun and it's a conversation.

00:13:32.400 Yeah.

00:13:33.400 Bouncing.

00:13:34.400 It's girls hanging out. 1.00

00:13:35.400 Yeah.

00:13:36.400 Giggle fest.

00:13:37.400 Giggle fest.

00:13:38.400 Love that.

00:13:39.400 I agree with you.

00:13:40.400 It's like interviewing is like a whole nother thing entirely, especially when you're talking

00:13:42.400 to like talent.

00:13:43.400 Right.

00:13:44.400 Like I like a conversational vibe a lot more.

00:13:47.400 Yeah.

00:13:48.400 Because I feel like there's so many canned interview interviews already.

00:13:52.400 Like there's so many people like Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, like Seth Meyers.

00:13:55.400 Like they all do very similar.

00:13:57.400 Like I ask you a lot of questions.

00:13:59.400 You already know the questions.

00:14:00.400 Yeah.

00:14:01.400 You already have the answers.

00:14:02.400 You just say them back to me and then people get to watch you talk.

00:14:04.400 Yeah.

00:14:05.400 Which is why it's funny because I feel like when I have guests like you guys, or if I have

00:14:09.400 like a chapel, a Cynthia Erivo, whatever, sometimes I'll get comments when they're like, 0.97

00:14:13.400 God, that girl talks so fucking much. 1.00

00:14:15.400 Like about me. 0.99

00:14:16.400 What?

00:14:17.400 On my show. 1.00

00:14:18.400 Which is funny because at first I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:14:20.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:21.400 But then I start realizing like, especially after chapel, I was like, here's the thing

00:14:25.400 about this show.

00:14:26.400 Yeah.

00:14:27.400 Unfortunately for you, you're going to have to hear me talk too.

00:14:30.400 Right.

00:14:31.400 Because it's mine.

00:14:32.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:33.400 But if you want to hear her say the same shit she's already said and just answers the 0.99

00:14:35.400 questions, you can watch her on anything else. 0.99

00:14:37.400 Right.

00:14:38.400 But like, it's also annoying too, because you guys get this because you're sisters.

00:14:41.400 Like when you talk, sometimes you talk over each other unintentionally, like sometimes

00:14:44.400 you like interrupt, sometimes you derail and then come back and they're like, God, just

00:14:48.400 sick.

00:14:49.400 I want you to talk to her and I don't want you to ask, don't want you to put stories 0.97

00:14:53.400 of yourself.

00:14:54.400 Like they're, they get so frustrated, but when they are like, oh, it's too much interrupting

00:14:58.400 or too, you're talking over whatever.

00:15:00.400 I'm like, do you guys talk to anybody?

00:15:01.400 Anybody ever.

00:15:02.400 Do you have siblings?

00:15:03.400 Do you have a friend?

00:15:04.400 Like that's really, especially when you're king, when you're like having a girl fast, 0.69

00:15:09.400 like you're queening out.

00:15:10.400 Yeah.

00:15:11.400 Obviously you're going to be talking, talking, talking and talking over each other.

00:15:13.400 You have to talk over each other to get to even better things.

00:15:15.400 That's why it's like, it's a ladder.

00:15:16.400 Yeah.

00:15:17.400 You're building to something.

00:15:18.400 Oh God.

00:15:19.400 And I honestly, if I had a nickel for how many times, like I'm talking to my sister and

00:15:24.400 my mom, like, and we start one place, never finish that one.

00:15:29.400 And somewhere completely different, like happens all the time.

00:15:32.400 We're just jumping.

00:15:33.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:34.400 Like tracks all the fucking time. 0.99

00:15:35.400 Like, even when I talk to my man, sometimes I talk to him and I'll be starting like, oh 0.99

00:15:39.400 my God, do you know what I saw today?

00:15:41.400 And then I'll end up talking about like the origins of the Titanic.

00:15:45.400 Yeah.

00:15:46.400 And then he's like, what was that thing you originally told me?

00:15:49.400 I was like, so until I was pregnant, can you believe, but I talked for 45 minutes about

00:15:55.400 something else.

00:15:56.400 I'm like, that's fun.

00:15:57.400 Yeah.

00:15:58.400 And that's, well, that's what I liked about your guys' show.

00:16:00.400 I thought it was fun because it's like a real flowing conversation.

00:16:03.400 Yeah.

00:16:04.400 Everyone can just kind of queen out. 0.86

00:16:05.400 We try.

00:16:06.400 Have a diva all.

00:16:07.400 We try.

00:16:08.400 Together.

00:16:09.400 Did you feel diva'd off?

00:16:10.400 No, I felt like we were equal match, all of us across the board.

00:16:14.400 I felt the same way.

00:16:15.400 That's what I said.

00:16:16.400 It feels wrong that Jason's not here right now.

00:16:17.400 I know.

00:16:18.400 We gotta get the gang back together.

00:16:19.400 I'm having real ghost limb right now.

00:16:21.400 You keep turning to the side.

00:16:23.400 Yeah.

00:16:24.400 I'm like, I'm like, she was here as if she's not, she's behind that camera.

00:16:27.400 Not right there.

00:16:28.400 Yeah.

00:16:29.400 She's literally right off camera.

00:16:30.400 She's here.

00:16:31.400 But what has been the coolest thing about doing house tomorrow together?

00:16:34.400 I think working together in such a public way, I guess, has been weird, but cool because

00:16:40.400 obviously your sisters, you talk about whatever you say, what's on your mind.

00:16:43.400 Like these people have been with me.

00:16:44.400 Right.

00:16:45.400 I mean, I've been with them their whole lives and sort of most of mine.

00:16:48.400 Yeah.

00:16:49.400 And so we like, I, I assisted you alone.

00:16:51.400 Right.

00:16:52.400 So we already worked together in that way.

00:16:53.400 Adriana does some supporting staff work.

00:16:55.400 I'm a consultant.

00:16:56.400 That's my elite.

00:16:57.400 Love.

00:16:58.400 That's my elite employee right there.

00:16:59.400 That's my number one.

00:17:00.400 Number one.

00:17:01.400 I'm chief of staff.

00:17:02.400 That's her. 0.88

00:17:03.400 Like, so it's like already having worked together.

00:17:05.400 We already know we have like a good working, you know, relationship.

00:17:07.400 And I say this a lot where people are like, I can never work with my sister.

00:17:11.400 Right. 1.00

00:17:12.400 Sucks to suck. 1.00

00:17:13.400 Like, I mean, that sucks. 1.00

00:17:14.400 We get business. 0.69

00:17:15.400 We get, we have a good time.

00:17:16.400 We go and eat good food.

00:17:17.400 We like, we get, we get the job done and it's fun while doing it.

00:17:21.400 I like to think.

00:17:22.400 And so I think that this was a fun next step to just keep rocking and rolling and just

00:17:27.400 being able to laugh and giggle.

00:17:28.400 And that's my dream job. 0.99

00:17:30.400 No shit. 0.99

00:17:31.400 I I've, I've said that too about my sister. 1.00

00:17:33.400 I get that question a lot too.

00:17:34.400 Like, how do you work with your sister?

00:17:36.400 And I was like, well, cause I love my sister.

00:17:38.400 So there's that's one.

00:17:39.400 Also, I think we're the funniest people on planet earth.

00:17:42.400 So that works too.

00:17:43.400 And I was like, and then also I feel like, and you guys are probably like this too.

00:17:48.400 I'm sure.

00:17:49.400 Like my mom said this too, when we first started doing a podcast together also that like,

00:17:53.400 we're sisters first coworkers second.

00:17:55.400 Yeah.

00:17:56.400 So like if at any point something comes between us as sisters, it's not worth it.

00:18:00.400 Like it's dropping it, not doing it cause sisters matter more. 0.77

00:18:03.400 So like, I think understanding that dynamic plus you guys are closer in age, right?

00:18:07.400 Like how far apart are you guys?

00:18:09.400 Two years, two and a half.

00:18:10.400 Okay.

00:18:11.400 Yeah.

00:18:12.400 So like, I think that helps too.

00:18:13.400 Like we grew up going to school together.

00:18:14.400 Like we learned to drive together.

00:18:16.400 Like we've done literally everything together since we were little.

00:18:19.400 Gone through the highs and lows.

00:18:20.400 Absolutely.

00:18:21.400 And we've shared a room.

00:18:22.400 Like I did not have my own room until I was like a senior in college.

00:18:26.400 Cause I shared a room with her until she left.

00:18:28.400 And then I went to college, had roommates.

00:18:30.400 And then when I was a senior, I finally had my own room.

00:18:33.400 Yeah.

00:18:34.400 Like ever.

00:18:35.400 But I still had a roommate.

00:18:36.400 Own room.

00:18:37.400 Yeah.

00:18:38.400 My own room.

00:18:39.400 I was like, wow.

00:18:40.400 Just for me.

00:18:41.400 This is what it's all about.

00:18:42.400 Yeah.

00:18:43.400 This is what I worked towards.

00:18:44.400 This is what I did it all for.

00:18:45.400 It's the top.

00:18:46.400 Early mornings and late nights.

00:18:47.400 It's right here.

00:18:48.400 Were you guys really close growing up?

00:18:50.400 Yes.

00:18:51.400 Well, yes.

00:18:52.400 So they were always like one year apart.

00:18:55.400 Like Olivia was a senior.

00:18:56.400 She was a junior.

00:18:57.400 Same.

00:18:58.400 That was me and my sister.

00:18:59.400 Oh, I see.

00:19:00.400 So they were very close.

00:19:01.400 They did all the sports together.

00:19:02.400 They were captains. 0.72

00:19:03.400 And I was like the stinky little sister who like wasn't like cool. 0.94

00:19:07.400 I was very annoying. 0.92

00:19:08.400 I was very annoying.

00:19:09.400 So it took like, we were still close then, but it really took, I think, me kind of going

00:19:13.400 to college to be seen as like an adult and us to like really start to, I think, find our vibe.

00:19:17.400 Find your like adult friendship.

00:19:19.400 Yeah.

00:19:20.400 I feel you.

00:19:21.400 Cause sister friendship, but then adult friendship, it, it changes a little bit.

00:19:24.400 They get older.

00:19:25.400 And like, I, people always say like, Oh, we've always been close.

00:19:27.400 I'm like, we always like, we've got along.

00:19:29.400 We were on the same teams together.

00:19:30.400 We were both very socially awkward and like quiet and weird.

00:19:33.400 Nobody believes us when we tell them that we, we were weird, but we did it together.

00:19:37.400 Whereas her, she was very cool and she would party and she had friends, whereas we didn't have those.

00:19:42.400 And so we felt so like miles apart.

00:19:45.400 Like we were four and a half years apart basically.

00:19:47.400 Yeah.

00:19:48.400 And that felt so young.

00:19:49.400 I, everything she did.

00:19:50.400 I could see myself in her.

00:19:51.400 I was like, don't do that.

00:19:52.400 And she'd do it anyway.

00:19:53.400 So then I'd get mad.

00:19:54.400 Like, why aren't you listening to me?

00:19:55.400 So we thought we were, we fought a lot, but now as an adult, like that's my closest friend,

00:19:59.400 like my elite employee, but also like one of my closest friends, she makes me laugh harder than anybody in the entire world.

00:20:04.400 What the hell were we laughing at this morning in the coffee shop?

00:20:08.400 Oh, she likes to talk so quietly. 1.00

00:20:10.400 And we were right behind a fucking speaker. 0.99

00:20:12.400 And so she was going, and I just go, she goes, she wound the arm up. 0.99

00:20:17.400 She hit one of these, like an old man. 0.77

00:20:20.400 She's like, no, for sure.

00:20:22.400 Whisper party.

00:20:23.400 Let's do that. 1.00

00:20:24.400 That shit made me laugh so hard. 1.00

00:20:25.400 I was shaking the whole boot that I would. 1.00

00:20:27.400 Why would you want to live with me?

00:20:28.400 We wouldn't laugh like that.

00:20:29.400 Yes, we would.

00:20:30.400 We wouldn't laugh like that.

00:20:31.400 You all understand.

00:20:32.400 I can't live up to that.

00:20:33.400 That would make you laugh too.

00:20:34.400 We wouldn't laugh like that.

00:20:35.400 Yes.

00:20:36.400 I'm telling you. 1.00

00:20:37.400 Shut up. 1.00

00:20:38.400 Oh my God. 1.00

00:20:39.400 We would never laugh like that.

00:20:41.400 We would never laugh.

00:20:42.400 We would have, Ilona.

00:20:43.400 The laughs we could have. 1.00

00:20:44.400 Shut up. 1.00

00:20:45.400 I know my audience. 1.00

00:20:47.400 I could really get you going.

00:20:48.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:49.400 We actually went to Disneyland on my mom's birthday recently.

00:20:53.400 Love.

00:20:54.400 And we were on the Incredicoaster.

00:20:56.400 And my sister and I, like, since we were kids, like every time there's a picture,

00:21:01.400 we're like, what are we doing?

00:21:02.400 Yeah.

00:21:03.400 Like, we always planned poses together, even now.

00:21:05.400 Love.

00:21:06.400 And so, like, she was like, we planned on the ride before, so we forgot to plan.

00:21:11.400 I'm already laughing.

00:21:12.400 It's not even that funny.

00:21:14.400 And, like, we were on the roller coaster.

00:21:16.400 And, like, as we were approaching the camera, I, like, go, dude, what are we going to do?

00:21:21.400 And she goes, oh, let's do this.

00:21:23.400 And I go, perfect.

00:21:25.400 And then we're both holding the pose.

00:21:28.400 We go under the camera.

00:21:29.400 No camera.

00:21:30.400 No camera.

00:21:31.400 No nothing.

00:21:32.400 Dead silent.

00:21:33.400 Both of us at the same time.

00:21:34.400 Oh.

00:21:35.400 Oh.

00:21:36.400 I had tears streaming down my face.

00:21:38.400 I was like, oh, my God.

00:21:42.400 Both of us just immediately, like, it felt like, because it was the Incredicoaster scene,

00:21:45.400 you have that thing over. 0.64

00:21:46.400 You, like, hold your hands up like you're trying to be silly with your hands. 0.62

00:21:49.400 And the way we were both so humiliated, no one took a picture, that we were like, oh. 0.68

00:21:54.400 The way I tucked my hands in like this.

00:21:56.400 And I was like, oh, my God.

00:21:59.400 Tears streaming down my face.

00:22:00.400 I was like, oh.

00:22:02.400 Oh.

00:22:03.400 Oh.

00:22:04.400 That's only funny with your sister. 1.00

00:22:05.400 No, and we felt like, I felt such a collective embarrassment with her.

00:22:08.400 Like, we were both like, oh.

00:22:10.400 Right.

00:22:11.400 Right. 1.00

00:22:12.400 Because the face was not funny, but it was stupid. 1.00

00:22:14.400 And we were both like, like, doing it. 1.00

00:22:16.400 And we were, oh, my God.

00:22:18.400 What if someone saw me pose?

00:22:21.400 They have that on video somewhere.

00:22:22.400 I literally, tears streaming down my face.

00:22:24.400 I laughed for 20 minutes.

00:22:25.400 I was literally like, I can't breathe.

00:22:27.400 I was like, I need to calm down.

00:22:29.400 Like, it was one of those where I was laughing so hard I had to calm down.

00:22:31.400 You had to remove yourself.

00:22:32.400 You should call the mouse.

00:22:33.400 Get that footage.

00:22:34.400 Yeah.

00:22:35.400 Someone.

00:22:36.400 There's a security guy somewhere.

00:22:37.400 There's somewhere. 1.00

00:22:38.400 Holy fuck, dude. 1.00

00:22:39.400 We were so like, I was like, that was so embarrassing. 1.00

00:22:41.400 I'm so glad nobody saw me not get my picture taken just now. 0.98

00:22:44.400 That was fucking horrible. 0.98

00:22:46.400 But I get it. 1.00

00:22:47.400 I get it.

00:22:48.400 It's like, it's something only your sister would get.

00:22:50.400 And then you're in public.

00:22:51.400 So it's not that funny, but you keep laughing.

00:22:53.400 So you have to keep laughing because it's uncomfortable.

00:22:55.400 And like, oh, it's beautiful.

00:22:56.400 It's beautiful.

00:22:57.400 On the same ride.

00:22:58.400 One time we were like the exact same ride.

00:23:00.400 One time I made a joke about someone that we knew and I was like, what do you think he's

00:23:03.400 doing right now?

00:23:05.400 It makes no sense.

00:23:06.400 Like, I was just like, what do you think he's doing right now?

00:23:08.400 Like while we're actively on this roller coaster, she laughed till we got to the very

00:23:13.400 end.

00:23:14.400 And then when we were at the end of the roller coaster, she goes, what do you think he's

00:23:17.400 doing right now? 0.99

00:23:18.400 We never even answered the fucking question. 0.99

00:23:20.400 It doesn't make sense. 0.99

00:23:21.400 It's not funny.

00:23:22.400 Again, tears down my face.

00:23:23.400 Nobody would get it.

00:23:24.400 That's why I was like, my sister is the funniest person I know.

00:23:27.400 Ever.

00:23:28.400 Personally.

00:23:29.400 Outside of myself.

00:23:30.400 Of course.

00:23:31.400 So I get like growing closer when you get a little bit older.

00:23:34.400 But we were kind of like the two of you where we were, we did everything together,

00:23:37.400 including sports.

00:23:38.400 Two years is what you said?

00:23:39.400 Yeah.

00:23:40.400 But one year in grade.

00:23:41.400 Yeah, that's exactly it.

00:23:42.400 It was, it was something that I think was really good for us.

00:23:45.400 And then also when she went to college, it was just like, goodbye.

00:23:49.400 Right when she left, I was like, ah.

00:23:52.400 Oh, that's devastating.

00:23:53.400 I felt like I was so sad when she went, but I was also like kind of stoked because I

00:23:56.400 got my own room for a little bit.

00:23:57.400 I was like, yes, I am sad, but I will cry in my room by myself.

00:24:01.400 Right.

00:24:02.400 And every time she came home, we would share a twin bed too.

00:24:05.400 So there you go.

00:24:06.400 Would you do Charlie and the Taco Factory?

00:24:07.400 Share a twin bed?

00:24:08.400 It was like a full, like kind of full bed.

00:24:10.400 But we would sleep.

00:24:11.400 Yeah.

00:24:12.400 Like feet to head.

00:24:13.400 Really?

00:24:14.400 Well, she always wanted to sleep head to head, obviously, because she wants to like hold

00:24:17.400 my hand while we sleep.

00:24:18.400 And I'm like, Dason, nah.

00:24:19.400 And I'd literally be like, I'm going to put a pillow between us.

00:24:22.400 Like, don't.

00:24:23.400 That's what she does. 1.00

00:24:24.400 We've got two pillows between us every night.

00:24:26.400 It's this beautiful wall.

00:24:27.400 I was like, okay, good night.

00:24:28.400 Good night.

00:24:29.400 Turn my back to it.

00:24:30.400 Bye.

00:24:31.400 She's like shouting over the wall.

00:24:33.400 Love you.

00:24:34.400 If I touch the pillow wall, she's like, back up.

00:24:37.400 Back up.

00:24:38.400 Back up.

00:24:39.400 Hey, hey, what do you need?

00:24:40.400 What do you knock?

00:24:41.400 You can ask from over there.

00:24:42.400 You can knock on the wall.

00:24:43.400 You know what, Ilona?

00:24:44.400 I think either would make a wonderful roommate.

00:24:46.400 Either sister.

00:24:47.400 They can live with me.

00:24:49.400 I'm genuinely telling them that you're not going to have as much fun as you guys do together.

00:24:54.400 I'm telling you right now.

00:24:56.400 I do need some space to myself.

00:24:58.400 You're right.

00:24:59.400 It's really hurt when you say that.

00:25:00.400 I will say that.

00:25:01.400 I've been around my sisters in my space for so long.

00:25:03.400 Right.

00:25:04.400 That's deep.

00:25:05.400 I can't even keep like a sweatshirt at hers.

00:25:06.400 She's like, I need it gone.

00:25:07.400 Yeah.

00:25:08.400 She's like, you.

00:25:09.400 Oh, sorry about that.

00:25:10.400 Like Marie Kondo.

00:25:11.400 That's right.

00:25:12.400 This doesn't bring me joy.

00:25:13.400 This is not sparking joy.

00:25:14.400 This is not kindling any joy for me.

00:25:15.400 You gotta go.

00:25:16.400 Yeah.

00:25:17.400 Because we have our own homes too.

00:25:19.400 Like we, like we'll call each other 50 times a day, like about nothing.

00:25:24.400 Yep.

00:25:25.400 Like we'll just be about, dude, I thought of something funny.

00:25:27.400 And then we'll just talk for an hour.

00:25:28.400 FaceTime.

00:25:29.400 Right.

00:25:30.400 Yes.

00:25:31.400 FaceTime.

00:25:32.400 Always FaceTime.

00:25:33.400 And then like, like I'll be like, well, you can come over.

00:25:35.400 And then we both are like, no, I think I'm going to stay home and you're going to stay

00:25:40.400 home and that's okay.

00:25:41.400 Yeah.

00:25:42.400 And Adriana is usually based in New York City.

00:25:43.400 Like that's, she's flying out later tonight, actually, you know, so we do FaceTime a lot.

00:25:46.400 Like we just exist with each other on the phone.

00:25:48.400 Need to.

00:25:49.400 And it works.

00:25:50.400 Need that.

00:25:51.400 One time you guys were, I forget where you were like a Pilates class or something together.

00:25:54.400 And I was bored in your apartment.

00:25:56.400 I was like, I should FaceTime someone.

00:25:58.400 Open up FaceTime.

00:25:59.400 Went to go call you guys.

00:26:00.400 Oh, like I was so used to like calling them on repeat.

00:26:03.400 Right.

00:26:04.400 They're busy.

00:26:05.400 Right.

00:26:06.400 They're busy.

00:26:07.400 Okay.

00:26:08.400 I know you guys said you played sports together.

00:26:10.400 What sports did y'all play together?

00:26:11.400 I don't remember.

00:26:12.400 Oh no.

00:26:13.400 Well, so Olivia and I, we did a lot of the same stuff, but in the fall, that was the

00:26:18.400 only time we did different.

00:26:20.400 She would play soccer.

00:26:21.400 I played field hockey.

00:26:22.400 T.

00:26:23.400 I think I did that in middle school just to like change it up a little bit and not

00:26:27.400 do the same thing as her.

00:26:28.400 But then we both did basketball together and we both did softball together.

00:26:34.400 Nice.

00:26:35.400 And then Adriana came to the high school and I think it was tough because all of a sudden,

00:26:40.400 you know, she's, she comes to this environment.

00:26:42.400 Everyone's like, Oh, so you're going to be like your sisters.

00:26:43.400 You're going to play all the sports like your sisters. 0.92

00:26:45.400 And so they were very good.

00:26:46.400 They were like three season captains, like always in the newspaper.

00:26:50.400 Then I, I'm coming up with my really bad softball pitching and they're like, we got another Mar.

00:26:54.400 Yeah.

00:26:55.400 No, yeah.

00:26:56.400 We got a legacy.

00:26:57.400 We got one.

00:26:58.400 Give it up for her.

00:26:59.400 Burlington legacy.

00:27:00.400 That's us.

00:27:01.400 Seahorse legacy.

00:27:02.400 I really just rejected all that.

00:27:03.400 I was like, I can't do this.

00:27:04.400 I think I did one season of field hockey and then I got through basketball tryouts with

00:27:10.400 a lot of crying.

00:27:11.400 And then eventually my friend was talking up track and field and she was a thrower and like,

00:27:16.400 they're doing this and this.

00:27:17.400 And I called my dad like during study hall.

00:27:18.400 I was like, can I, can I please do track and field?

00:27:20.400 He's like, as long as you're playing a sport.

00:27:22.400 Yeah.

00:27:23.400 I switched to that. 1.00

00:27:24.400 My family was the same fucking way. 1.00

00:27:25.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:26.400 Did your parents make you play a sport?

00:27:27.400 Yes.

00:27:28.400 All three, all four years, all three seasons.

00:27:29.400 Yeah.

00:27:30.400 Same.

00:27:31.400 So I did volleyball, soccer, track, like in fall, whatever, winter, spring.

00:27:36.400 And so we both did that.

00:27:37.400 What were your track events?

00:27:39.400 Throwing obviously.

00:27:40.400 Discus and chocolate? 1.00

00:27:41.400 A big bitch like y'all. 1.00

00:27:42.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:43.400 Discus and chocolate.

00:27:44.400 I knew what it was going to be, Drew.

00:27:45.400 Yeah.

00:27:46.400 I didn't want to profile you, but you know.

00:27:49.400 I didn't want to like eat a box. 0.83

00:27:51.400 Everyone in here is a thrower.

00:27:53.400 Okay.

00:27:54.400 Look at the shoulders.

00:27:55.400 Yeah.

00:27:56.400 Literally like we're built like throwers.

00:27:57.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:27:58.400 You almost need a bigger couch for us three.

00:28:00.400 That's why I was like, yeah, obviously it was a thrower.

00:28:04.400 Which is funny because the, the main year I was throwing, I was like, because soccer was my main sport.

00:28:10.400 So I, you know, I played travel ball like the most and that was where I was like, this is going to take me to college.

00:28:15.400 So I'm not really worried about high school.

00:28:17.400 I loved volleyball because it felt like a vacation from my main sport.

00:28:21.400 And I was like, I love volleyball.

00:28:23.400 Volleyball is so fun.

00:28:24.400 And then, but soccer was my main thing.

00:28:27.400 So I had to do another one to letter or whatever.

00:28:29.400 My mom was like, you have to pick something. 0.97

00:28:31.400 And I was like, I don't want to fucking run. 0.98

00:28:33.400 And I can't play softball. 0.98

00:28:34.400 Like that was like when I, I never really latched onto.

00:28:37.400 My mom was so bummed. 1.00

00:28:38.400 She's like, you guys don't do either of the sports I did.

00:28:40.400 Oh no.

00:28:41.400 My mom was softball and cheerleading. 0.99

00:28:42.400 And like, honestly, one year, me and Ace were like, let's do fucking cheer. 0.96

00:28:47.400 And then we went to the camp and everything. 0.92

00:28:49.400 And then the day of the like final tryout, like the callback or whatever, we both got a callback and we both were like.

00:28:56.400 And we just didn't show up.

00:28:58.400 We were just like, nevermind. 1.00

00:29:00.400 I don't want to do that shit. 1.00

00:29:01.400 And then I just went back to playing volleyball. 0.99

00:29:03.400 Professional volleyball or like the NCAA is like, that's like, can I say this word? 0.98

00:29:07.400 The cuntiest sport. 0.99

00:29:08.400 It is. 1.00

00:29:09.400 The way they deck themselves out.

00:29:11.400 The way they present.

00:29:12.400 Like, I don't know if they're, that's the jewelry.

00:29:13.400 It's the earrings.

00:29:14.400 It's all.

00:29:15.400 I loved everything about it.

00:29:16.400 It's so cool.

00:29:17.400 So fun.

00:29:18.400 It's so cool.

00:29:19.400 It was a blast.

00:29:20.400 And like, when we did track, we both threw.

00:29:21.400 Cause I didn't want to run. 0.99

00:29:22.400 Once I found throwing, I was like, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:29:24.400 Cause I didn't want to run. 0.99

00:29:25.400 I was like, all I do is run.

00:29:26.400 Right.

00:29:27.400 In soccer.

00:29:28.400 I don't want to do that.

00:29:29.400 So we threw and then we both made varsity.

00:29:31.400 My sister actually set a high school record. 1.00

00:29:33.400 Okay.

00:29:34.400 Does it stand to this day?

00:29:37.400 I think so.

00:29:38.400 It was still in like top 10.

00:29:40.400 It was in discus, which is so funny.

00:29:41.400 There's two professional athletes in this room.

00:29:43.400 Right.

00:29:44.400 No, there's literally two amongst us.

00:29:45.400 There's literally two amongst us.

00:29:46.400 They walk amongst us.

00:29:48.400 Yeah.

00:29:49.400 I see you days.

00:29:50.400 Celebrities.

00:29:51.400 They're just like us.

00:29:52.400 They're just like us.

00:29:53.400 And I never like took throwing seriously.

00:29:56.400 Like I was like, I did enough to make varsity.

00:29:59.400 Yeah.

00:30:00.400 But I don't know if your guys' track and field was like this.

00:30:01.400 Like our track and field would like, he would kind of run it.

00:30:04.400 Like it would almost reset every week.

00:30:05.400 So like, you could like, you could make varsity, but if someone did a little bit better than you,

00:30:09.400 they could like move you down and then they would move back.

00:30:11.400 Oh no.

00:30:12.400 It's like theater.

00:30:13.400 Where's this point?

00:30:14.400 Exactly. 0.98

00:30:15.400 Which I thought was bullshit. 0.98

00:30:16.400 But there was one girl that sometimes would try to edge me out. 1.00

00:30:18.400 And every time she tried to edge me out, I was like, well, now I got to take this shit seriously. 0.99

00:30:21.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:22.400 Yeah.

00:30:23.400 Right.

00:30:24.400 And then I would, I would really lock in for a couple of weeks. 0.95

00:30:25.400 And then I'd be like, all right, back to bullshitting. 0.92

00:30:27.400 Back to it. 0.97

00:30:28.400 And my coach used to tell my sister all the time.

00:30:30.400 If your sister took this seriously, like she could go to the Olympics. 0.99

00:30:34.400 Cause I'm like, he's like, she's built like a discus thrower, which I was like, that's fucked up. 0.99

00:30:38.400 And weird. 0.95

00:30:39.400 Hey, so not like a volleyball player, like a discus thrower.

00:30:42.400 Oh, right.

00:30:43.400 Right.

00:30:44.400 Right.

00:30:45.400 The big woman's sport. 1.00

00:30:46.400 Take another look.

00:30:47.400 I was like, wait, try again.

00:30:49.400 One more time.

00:30:50.400 One more time.

00:30:51.400 It says volleyball though.

00:30:53.400 You put more earrings in.

00:30:55.400 Yeah.

00:30:56.400 And I, cause I, every time I threw discus, I would be like scratch.

00:30:59.400 Whatever.

00:31:00.400 Cause I just didn't care.

00:31:02.400 And at that point I was like, whatever.

00:31:04.400 And it's ironic actually too.

00:31:05.400 Cause my man went to high school with us and we weren't dating at the time.

00:31:09.400 We were just friends, but he joined throwing too.

00:31:11.400 Cause he saw that we were doing it and he was like, oh, that's an easy letter.

00:31:14.400 Cause he played football all the time.

00:31:16.400 Right.

00:31:17.400 So he was like, oh, easy.

00:31:18.400 So, and they were both seniors at the same time. 0.89

00:31:20.400 So we were all fucking off together in that sport.

00:31:22.400 And sometimes like he, Daisy actually got a throwing scholarship offer because of her record and everything. 0.95

00:31:28.400 And my, when we got the letter, cause we're that old, like we got a letter.

00:31:32.400 Yup. 0.99

00:31:33.400 Um, Daisy was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:31:35.400 Like we were like, I don't even know where this came from. 1.00

00:31:38.400 And then our coach like sent in like her shit, her tape and shit, which is like, it felt like a movie. 0.99

00:31:43.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:44.400 Yeah.

00:31:45.400 Varsity blues.

00:31:46.400 I'm like, what is this?

00:31:47.400 You should've been like crying.

00:31:48.400 Like, yeah.

00:31:49.400 He's like, yeah.

00:31:50.400 Little old me going to the big city.

00:31:52.400 They're stalking us.

00:31:54.400 And my sister was like, no, actually I'm going to U of O.

00:31:57.400 Like she had already committed to another school.

00:31:59.400 So she was like, no, I'm going to U of O.

00:32:01.400 So sorry.

00:32:03.400 And I was actually kind of fired up because I didn't end up playing sports in college, which I was like, wow.

00:32:09.400 And then when I went to college as a freshman, I really was like, what do I do with all my time? 0.51

00:32:14.400 What the fuck am I supposed to do all day? 0.90

00:32:16.400 Like. 0.99

00:32:17.400 You go get jobs and you make real money.

00:32:18.400 Right.

00:32:19.400 Like I literally was like, that was like my whole life for so long that I had so much free time.

00:32:23.400 I was like, well, I guess like.

00:32:26.400 Was it good for you or not good?

00:32:27.400 Cause like there is something about having sports and like.

00:32:30.400 Yeah.

00:32:31.400 It wasn't as hard of a transition for me because I tore my ACL, MCL, PCL, all of it.

00:32:36.400 I tore it as a ninth grader.

00:32:38.400 So I tore that and then had surgery, went to rehab, all that stuff.

00:32:43.400 Came back in 10 months, then kept playing to finish out soccer.

00:32:47.400 Then I got soccer scholarships, which I was like, maybe.

00:32:51.400 Maybe.

00:32:52.400 But then I got an academic scholarship and I was like, please let me quit.

00:32:54.400 Please let me quit.

00:32:55.400 Please let me quit.

00:32:56.400 So my parents was like, please let me quit.

00:32:57.400 I don't want to play anymore.

00:32:58.400 Right.

00:32:59.400 And my mom was like, well, I don't care.

00:33:01.400 And I was like, period.

00:33:02.400 Thanks mom.

00:33:03.400 Going to college as like a normal student.

00:33:05.400 So I think like, because I had already torn my knee like young, I think I was already

00:33:10.400 kind of working towards like, what is life without sports?

00:33:13.400 Your body was ready.

00:33:14.400 Right.

00:33:15.400 I was like, what am I going to do if I don't play sports?

00:33:16.400 Cause like, I don't know if you guys have this mind, but I was very like of the mind.

00:33:20.400 Like I'm going to play sports.

00:33:21.400 I'm going to get like a scholarship.

00:33:23.400 I'm going to go all four years.

00:33:24.400 That's what I'm going to do.

00:33:25.400 And then after I'll figure out like job, what I'm going to do.

00:33:28.400 I was always ready to be done.

00:33:29.400 Get me out of this.

00:33:31.400 I did track for two weeks in college.

00:33:34.400 Mostly because like the coach had come to watch me.

00:33:37.400 Yeah.

00:33:38.400 And I was like, in high school, I was like, oh, someone's scouting me.

00:33:41.400 This is so exciting.

00:33:42.400 And so I was like, oh, let me, I'll do a little bit of a sport.

00:33:45.400 And I hated those two weeks so much.

00:33:47.400 And it's D3.

00:33:48.400 I went to a D3 school.

00:33:49.400 Right.

00:33:50.400 And they were treating it like it was D1.

00:33:51.400 Like it was like six lifts, the this and the that.

00:33:54.400 And it's throwing that no one really cared about.

00:33:56.400 And so it was like led by like the junior.

00:33:59.400 And I was like, I'm not doing this.

00:34:00.400 I'm going to get a job.

00:34:01.400 I'm going to make money with this time.

00:34:03.400 Right.

00:34:04.400 And it's like that job then led me to my career.

00:34:06.400 And I was like, thank God I quit.

00:34:08.400 Right.

00:34:09.400 I think that's a younger, a younger sibling thing too. 0.99

00:34:11.400 My brother could not give a fuck if he tried about football. 0.99

00:34:15.400 Girl, he didn't give a damn. 0.99

00:34:17.400 Every time he kept him in it.

00:34:19.400 Yeah.

00:34:20.400 Cause they just wanted him to finish it at that point.

00:34:21.400 I think because my brother is so much younger than us too.

00:34:23.400 Like we were like sports, sports, sports all the time.

00:34:26.400 My brother early on, not feeling it.

00:34:29.400 Like he's like real.

00:34:30.400 Like we put him in soccer when he was a baby, like young.

00:34:34.400 Um, and that was like, it was like AYSO.

00:34:36.400 So it's like the young, everybody makes a team.

00:34:38.400 That's like, you're called the blueberries. 1.00

00:34:39.400 Like shit like that. 0.99

00:34:40.400 My brother, they would all be running and like, you know, 0.99

00:34:42.400 generally kids aren't good at sports, but they're like chasing the general traffic.

00:34:46.400 My brother back turned whole time.

00:34:48.400 He's like imagining in his head.

00:34:49.400 He's like, he's acting like method acting by himself.

00:34:52.400 Nothing about sports.

00:34:53.400 Nothing about soccer. 0.99

00:34:54.400 Could not give a fuck less. 0.99

00:34:55.400 Like back turned. 0.99

00:34:56.400 Like he didn't care at all.

00:34:57.400 I was in the soccer goal doing ballerina turns.

00:34:58.400 Yeah.

00:34:59.400 My parents were so like, it was such a foreign concept.

00:35:01.400 Cause my sister and I locked in early.

00:35:02.400 Like as athletes.

00:35:03.400 Yeah. 0.53

00:35:04.400 Like I literally, I was in AYSO also as a kid and like, because I was so goddamn big,

00:35:19.400 someone was like, get that man in my office. 0.74

00:35:22.400 Like literally someone said, whose child is that?

00:35:25.400 Because I was so humongous.

00:35:26.400 And then they were like, has she thought about doing like travel ball or anything like that? 0.98

00:35:30.400 They invited me to a tryout because I was just that fucking big. 0.97

00:35:34.400 Yep. 0.98

00:35:35.400 And then I made it.

00:35:36.400 And then that was my whole life till I was 18.

00:35:37.400 Me, I played soccer.

00:35:38.400 But then at one point I was so much bigger than the other girls.

00:35:40.400 They were like, she takes up most of the goal. 1.00

00:35:42.400 Get that bitch in there. 1.00

00:35:43.400 So that's how I became a goalkeeper my entire career. 1.00

00:35:46.400 I literally, my like, I just like, I got my, the rest of my soccer growth was stunted

00:35:50.400 because I, they stuck me in a goal so early and that's just what I did.

00:35:53.400 And I played other sports.

00:35:54.400 Whereas typically soccer girls only play soccer. 0.99

00:35:56.400 Right.

00:35:57.400 Do you know what I mean?

00:35:58.400 I was only of those skills, whereas I was taking my skills from all my other sports.

00:36:01.400 So I was like, as my coach was like, get scrappy in there.

00:36:03.400 And I literally was like a rabbit.

00:36:04.400 Like I was like the Wild Thornberry's son, like, like all around the goal.

00:36:08.400 You know what I mean?

00:36:09.400 Yeah.

00:36:10.400 But, but that's what I stuck to.

00:36:11.400 And then like the higher up teams, you have to like pay money to be a part of.

00:36:14.400 We'd be like, does she want to come play for us?

00:36:16.400 She doesn't have to pay. 0.63

00:36:17.400 Just come, just have your daughter in the goal. 1.00

00:36:18.400 I had the same shit. 1.00

00:36:19.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:20.400 Yeah.

00:36:21.400 It was the same.

00:36:22.400 My parents were so broke at the time too, that they were, we, they would like barter.

00:36:24.400 Yep. 0.99

00:36:25.400 Like private lessons and shit. 0.99

00:36:26.400 Yeah. 0.90

00:36:27.400 My dad, this is such a weird fun fact because my dad's a former NFL player.

00:36:30.400 Yep.

00:36:31.400 So my dad was in IT for a while after the NFL.

00:36:35.400 My dad, my dad, my humongous father is the one.

00:36:38.400 Let me take over your screen really quick.

00:36:40.400 Like people's like slacks and stuff. 1.00

00:36:43.400 So my dad knew how to take apart and rebuild laptops.

00:36:48.400 And so my dad would literally like build laptops for coaches and be like payment thoughts.

00:36:53.400 Thoughts.

00:36:54.400 And my mom was like, my mom's wheeling and dealing. 0.99

00:36:56.400 Yeah.

00:36:57.400 My mom's like new laptop. 1.00

00:36:58.400 Anyone need one?

00:36:59.400 Yeah.

00:37:00.400 Let me know.

00:37:01.400 I got a daughter that needs a spot on the team. 1.00

00:37:02.400 Right.

00:37:03.400 And that's really how I started getting like private lessons.

00:37:05.400 Cause I, cause soccer is notoriously a elite sport.

00:37:08.400 So very inaccessible sports expensive.

00:37:10.400 So like I couldn't afford to play travel at the time, but that's like how I was starting

00:37:14.400 to get in there.

00:37:15.400 And then, and again, I'm just enormous.

00:37:18.400 And I've said this on the show before and it's true, but like, you know, when you start

00:37:21.400 having player profiles, like the way women get scouted is so different and way harder

00:37:25.400 than how men get scouted, obviously.

00:37:27.400 But like they would have like player profiles of you or whatever, like if scouts came to

00:37:31.400 watch.

00:37:32.400 And there was this like main website where they would go to look for soccer girls. 0.94

00:37:35.400 So like my shit was on there and they literally, they're like Yelp.

00:37:38.400 I can't edit them. 0.97

00:37:39.400 I can't change them.

00:37:40.400 And someone wrote, I was deceptively fast because I was big.

00:37:43.400 Oh, that's what they say about me all the time.

00:37:45.400 Yeah.

00:37:46.400 Like they're like deceptively fast.

00:37:47.400 Deceptively fast.

00:37:48.400 I was like backhanded.

00:37:49.400 They still say that?

00:37:50.400 Yeah, true.

00:37:51.400 Well, I say it about myself as well.

00:37:52.400 I think maybe I've just heard it too much now.

00:37:54.400 Right.

00:37:55.400 I'm like, yeah, I'm deceptively fast, but like actually the size of us, like we're, 0.97

00:37:59.400 we have long legs, powerful legs, big ass size. 1.00

00:38:01.400 It's true. 0.99

00:38:02.400 I'm telling you.

00:38:03.400 And it's funny cause I said that joke on here and I'm with you of the mind.

00:38:06.400 Like it didn't really offend me.

00:38:07.400 It was just kind of like, right.

00:38:09.400 Right. 0.54

00:38:10.400 When they said it about me and everyone was like, Oh my God, I would kill myself.

00:38:13.400 If someone said that about me.

00:38:14.400 I said, I didn't even think it was that bad. 0.99

00:38:16.400 Damn. 1.00

00:38:17.400 Damn. 1.00

00:38:18.400 I was like, you know what? 1.00

00:38:20.400 I am.

00:38:21.400 You don't look like you would be that fast.

00:38:23.400 You do though.

00:38:24.400 I mean, to me, she does.

00:38:25.400 Another reason you're out the house.

00:38:26.400 Another reason this would never work.

00:38:27.400 It is true.

00:38:28.400 I am.

00:38:29.400 I would genuinely say I am deceptively fast.

00:38:32.400 Same.

00:38:33.400 Like I am up there with the girls on my team who are much smaller and faster.

00:38:37.400 I'll have high speeds.

00:38:38.400 Same.

00:38:39.400 And I'm also really strong.

00:38:40.400 So just like you, sometimes you have like one or the other and I have both.

00:38:43.400 Right.

00:38:44.400 Cause you know, that's just me.

00:38:46.400 That's just me.

00:38:47.400 That's just me.

00:38:48.400 That's just me.

00:38:49.400 Sorry.

00:38:50.400 And write it down.

00:38:51.400 So you don't forget.

00:38:52.400 Right.

00:38:53.400 And I, I felt the same way.

00:38:54.400 And I was playing soccer too.

00:38:55.400 And I was like way bigger than everybody. 0.99

00:38:57.400 My entire fucking career. 1.00

00:38:59.400 I was just, they were like, damn. 1.00

00:39:00.400 Every time they saw me. 0.99

00:39:01.400 And when I was young and playing travel, my mom would have to bring my birth certificate

00:39:05.400 to make sure to prove that I was as old as I said I was.

00:39:10.400 Yes.

00:39:11.400 Because I was five, four when I was 10 and I started playing travel when I was seven.

00:39:14.400 So like around this time, I'm probably around five, one and I'm 10, which is scary.

00:39:20.400 We know scary and weird.

00:39:23.400 I know.

00:39:24.400 And it's like, it honestly, like when I thought about it, I was like, I, I don't know what

00:39:27.400 everyone's problem is when I was a kid.

00:39:28.400 I used to think that now thinking about it, I'm like, I'd be a little afraid.

00:39:32.400 Right.

00:39:33.400 If my kid was playing someone five, four, I'd be like 10, where?

00:39:36.400 Where?

00:39:37.400 Yeah.

00:39:38.400 Prove it.

00:39:39.400 Yeah.

00:39:40.400 10 times two. 1.00

00:39:41.400 That bitch is 20. 1.00

00:39:42.400 And my mom would carry my birth certificate to like, cause they would always ask to check 1.00

00:39:45.400 like how old I was.

00:39:46.400 Crazy.

00:39:47.400 I felt like that scene in Benchwarmers when he's like, here's my birth certificate.

00:39:49.400 And it says, I am 12.

00:39:50.400 That was me.

00:39:51.400 I was giving Carlos, like really, I was like balding and drinking on the mound.

00:39:55.400 That was me.

00:39:56.400 That was you.

00:39:57.400 Kicking that ball around.

00:39:58.400 Smoking a Cuban while I'm sitting with the other kids. 1.00

00:40:01.400 No, for real.

00:40:02.400 No, literally.

00:40:03.400 So when I was in high school, I think like, I think it took now looking back, I think

00:40:07.400 the travel of it all kind of took the fun out of it for me for a while.

00:40:10.400 Like it killed my joy early.

00:40:12.400 Yeah.

00:40:13.400 Cause I was kind of like, this is a job.

00:40:14.400 Like every time I came, I was like, well, I got a clock in every time I come here.

00:40:18.400 It was fun for me.

00:40:19.400 Cause like my dad would drive me and like, it would be like our fun little like road trips

00:40:21.400 on the weekend.

00:40:22.400 Be like me and my dad.

00:40:23.400 And that was fun.

00:40:24.400 But then I would be like, oh no, soccer girls.

00:40:27.400 And that's what it was.

00:40:29.400 Soccer girls can be mean. 1.00

00:40:30.400 It can be.

00:40:31.400 As someone who grew up playing soccer, I get it.

00:40:33.400 Yeah.

00:40:34.400 And soccer girls are, they're all over the place too. 1.00

00:40:36.400 Like they're, they, it's, some of them are the nicest people ever.

00:40:39.400 Yeah.

00:40:40.400 And some of them are very mean.

00:40:41.400 Yeah.

00:40:42.400 And clicky.

00:40:43.400 Yeah.

00:40:44.400 Very clicky.

00:40:45.400 And at those young travel ball ages too.

00:40:46.400 Like they were there or something.

00:40:47.400 I don't remember much of it.

00:40:48.400 I think I blocked it out.

00:40:49.400 Honestly.

00:40:50.400 I get it though.

00:40:51.400 And I was very, and I, I, that's why I find community with y'all as like athletes.

00:40:54.400 It's not common in this industry.

00:40:57.400 Nope.

00:40:58.400 People see us.

00:40:59.400 They're like, wow.

00:41:00.400 At how tall we are.

00:41:01.400 And that's why also when like, she was going out dancing with the stars.

00:41:03.400 Like, I guess the, the pros get really excited sometimes to have athletes because athletes

00:41:07.400 have like this work ethic determination.

00:41:09.400 Right.

00:41:10.400 Like they can be coached.

00:41:11.400 Whereas people who don't, I've never played sports and we're like, oh, right.

00:41:13.400 We're still doing this.

00:41:14.400 Like whatever.

00:41:15.400 Like that's kind of what they were saying.

00:41:16.400 Right.

00:41:17.400 Like, uh, yeah, but I think that like having, you know, gymnasts who can know a routine

00:41:21.400 like me.

00:41:22.400 Athletes.

00:41:23.400 I think I, I've talked about it a lot recently, but it's interesting.

00:41:25.400 Like my change of perspective that I've been having, you know, going from being on a rugby

00:41:30.400 team or girl, like you're so celebrated for your size.

00:41:33.400 Right.

00:41:34.400 I remember when I first got to a rugby pitch and they like called me, oh, you're big.

00:41:37.400 And it wasn't a bad word. 0.99

00:41:39.400 Big.

00:41:40.400 Yeah.

00:41:41.400 Yeah.

00:41:42.400 And so to me, whenever you call me, I call myself big girl.

00:41:45.400 I don't mind it at all.

00:41:46.400 Cause it's just a fact.

00:41:47.400 I am big.

00:41:48.400 Same.

00:41:49.400 But then like, I think to go from that where you're praised for strength and size and then

00:41:54.400 to go to like this environment, like Hollywood, it's a very jarring thing.

00:41:58.400 And to your perspective, it's just, it's so not changes.

00:42:03.400 Cause I'm still want to be as big and strong as possible.

00:42:05.400 But what I see around and it's almost, I'm seeing them be influenced by the people there

00:42:09.400 around and I see them having to change.

00:42:11.400 I'm like, you guys need to get on a rugby field or some sports team to understand your

00:42:16.400 body is more than that.

00:42:17.400 It's very true.

00:42:18.400 And I talk about this with my sister a lot because you guys know I'm someone.

00:42:22.400 So like I grew up with big people, like bigger bodied people are all I have ever known.

00:42:27.400 So like fatness has never bothered me.

00:42:30.400 Tallness has never bothered me.

00:42:31.400 Like big women have never bothered. 1.00

00:42:33.400 Like nothing has ever really been that way for me.

00:42:36.400 So like moving into this industry, like I already had that mindset.

00:42:40.400 Even like with making friends in college who are not built anything like me.

00:42:44.400 And like, you know, like kind of experiencing life as a bigger girl. 0.99

00:42:48.400 But this industry was the first time I ever, I was like, damn, you guys really don't fuck 0.99

00:42:53.400 with big people over here. 0.99

00:42:54.400 Like at all.

00:42:55.400 Like in a way that is like so foreign to me.

00:42:58.400 Like it doesn't.

00:42:59.400 And that's because like the kind of beauty in my culture is not what fits a Hollywood 0.94

00:43:03.400 beauty center at all.

00:43:05.400 So like it's never.

00:43:07.400 I talked about this recently too on the show.

00:43:09.400 Like it's never been like a foreign concept to me to find myself beautiful in a room full

00:43:14.400 of people much smaller than me because I've always, I've always been the biggest person

00:43:18.400 in most rooms with women.

00:43:19.400 And so like my age.

00:43:21.400 So I've been very like, well, I mean, they're beautiful.

00:43:25.400 I'm beautiful.

00:43:26.400 Look at us.

00:43:27.400 Oh my God.

00:43:28.400 Star power together.

00:43:29.400 I love it.

00:43:30.400 Obsessed with it.

00:43:31.400 I think that's, I think that's why it's important though.

00:43:33.400 People like you have platforms, like the three of you, especially being sisters coming

00:43:36.400 from the same family.

00:43:37.400 Yeah.

00:43:38.400 It's, it's so important for women to see other women loving themselves who don't look anything

00:43:43.400 like what you're used to saying.

00:43:44.400 Cause even generally speaking, like regardless of like facial structure at all, like just

00:43:49.400 general, bigger bodied women, like tall women, thick women. 1.00

00:43:52.400 Like I call myself a big bitch. 1.00

00:43:54.400 Like that's how I describe myself. 0.99

00:43:55.400 Cause it's true.

00:43:56.400 Literally.

00:43:57.400 I think both literally and like metaphorically, like I feel like energy is big as hell too.

00:44:02.400 Matches, matches the shell, matches the vessel.

00:44:05.400 So important.

00:44:06.400 Yeah.

00:44:07.400 Like I'm just, we're seeing once again, another return of kind of skinny culture and people

00:44:10.400 are getting smaller.

00:44:11.400 And I'm like, I keep seeing this and I don't know what it is in my brain.

00:44:14.400 I think it is the upbringing.

00:44:15.400 Like we were around a very powerful mom and dad and like our mom's body has always been

00:44:19.400 beautiful to us.

00:44:20.400 I'd say before we were raised with a naked mom, like we saw what a woman's body looks 1.00

00:44:23.400 like after having kids, like going through life.

00:44:25.400 And that was beautiful to me in all of its forms.

00:44:27.400 Right.

00:44:28.400 And like, I just like, I keep seeing all these imageries and I'm like, I know how that's

00:44:30.400 affecting, you know, everybody else.

00:44:32.400 It's we're watching it.

00:44:33.400 We're watching people shrink in real time.

00:44:34.400 I'm like, I have got to go post a bikini picture right now in all of my soft edges.

00:44:38.400 I have to clock in.

00:44:39.400 To just keep holding down the fort.

00:44:40.400 You know what I mean?

00:44:41.400 You're doing beautiful things.

00:44:42.400 Like you're posting with Sports Illustrated.

00:44:44.400 You're being, you know, your body, you're an athlete.

00:44:45.400 It's like, we are holding this down and it's, it's tough, but it's not, it's not easy out

00:44:50.400 here.

00:44:51.400 But I'm like, I'm literally like, I'm soft around the edges.

00:44:52.400 You go through seasons of life with your body.

00:44:54.400 Like you go through changes.

00:44:55.400 Like you never will not.

00:44:56.400 Especially as an adult woman.

00:44:57.400 Especially as an adult woman.

00:44:58.400 Yeah.

00:44:59.400 But yeah, that was the same way for us growing up and our mom's Dutch. 0.89

00:45:01.400 So like that explains like the height, you know, and our dad's tall too.

00:45:04.400 But the first time we visited the Netherlands and I was like, this is where they're keeping

00:45:07.400 them.

00:45:08.400 You know, everyone knows our height.

00:45:09.400 Can I tell y'all, I knew it.

00:45:10.400 Yeah.

00:45:11.400 I knew y'all were Dutch.

00:45:12.400 I knew it.

00:45:13.400 I said women built for the winter. 1.00

00:45:14.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:15.400 Fucking period. 1.00

00:45:16.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:17.400 Viking are women. 0.99

00:45:18.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:19.400 That's the shit I do. 1.00

00:45:20.400 Like I'm telling you right now, like big women fire me up. 1.00

00:45:23.400 I'm literally like, yeah.

00:45:24.400 Cause I'm always big.

00:45:25.400 Yeah.

00:45:26.400 I've always been big.

00:45:27.400 Yeah.

00:45:28.400 And I, and, and that's the thing too, is like it, that the bigger, I think that's why

00:45:32.400 I'm grateful to like my family to like also experiencing fatness.

00:45:35.400 Like my, many people in my family are fat.

00:45:38.400 Fatness has never been an indictment.

00:45:40.400 It's never been a negative thing.

00:45:41.400 It's been a very normal part of life.

00:45:43.400 So it's like when I got online and I started making videos like, and antagonizing like men 1.00

00:45:49.400 and they were like fucking fat ass. 0.99

00:45:52.400 I'm like, I mean, I don't, is that supposed to be an insult to me? 1.00

00:45:56.400 Is that your first go?

00:45:57.400 You go first.

00:45:58.400 I'll go next.

00:45:59.400 Yeah.

00:46:00.400 Go ahead.

00:46:01.400 Get it all out.

00:46:02.400 And then I'll go. 0.99

00:46:03.400 It's never bothered me because I've always been like, I know I'm a big bitch. 0.98

00:46:05.400 I know that much. 0.99

00:46:06.400 Yeah.

00:46:07.400 Period.

00:46:08.400 Yeah.

00:46:09.400 I said, ask your dad.

00:46:10.400 It was, I'm heavy.

00:46:11.400 Ask him.

00:46:12.400 Ask him.

00:46:13.400 But I think it's a beautiful thing that you guys are so open about stuff like that

00:46:18.400 because it matters.

00:46:19.400 It matters.

00:46:20.400 Especially for anyone, really any gender identity, like seeing a bigger body person.

00:46:24.400 And that's another reason why I've told you all on your show about acting.

00:46:27.400 I was like, I gotta get in there.

00:46:29.400 Yeah.

00:46:30.400 I have to get in there.

00:46:31.400 Get in there.

00:46:32.400 And make a short guy.

00:46:33.400 You give him something to stand on.

00:46:34.400 Yeah.

00:46:35.400 Yeah.

00:46:36.400 Get him an apple box.

00:46:37.400 Yeah.

00:46:38.400 And I also, I've seen too, I've talked about this on the show before that like, I saw

00:46:43.400 a thing about David Batista saying that he had to like shrink down to try and take

00:46:46.400 more serious roles because him being so big and large is like not something they're

00:46:50.400 looking for and like serious films.

00:46:52.400 Yeah.

00:46:53.400 Or even like a rom-com.

00:46:54.400 Yeah.

00:46:55.400 Which I find confusing.

00:46:56.400 Cause isn't the whole point we want them to be big, like by masculine standards, you 0.98

00:47:00.400 want them to be bigger.

00:47:01.400 Right.

00:47:02.400 Why are we not casting big guys?

00:47:03.400 Get them in there.

00:47:04.400 Cause the women are so short. 1.00

00:47:05.400 They're like, Oh, we can do the five, six.

00:47:07.400 Oh, right.

00:47:08.400 And there's so many of them.

00:47:09.400 Right.

00:47:10.400 That's why I was like, get the big guys in there. 0.96

00:47:12.400 I need to see some big guy titties. 1.00

00:47:14.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:15.400 I'm trying to see big guy titties on screen. 0.97

00:47:16.400 Yeah. 0.95

00:47:17.400 Go for 26.

00:47:18.400 Yeah.

00:47:19.400 Let's make it happen.

00:47:20.400 I'd love that.

00:47:21.400 Hollywood.

00:47:22.400 Make it happen.

00:47:23.400 Hollywood.

00:47:24.400 Thank you.

00:47:25.400 So do you guys have any dreams or goals for house of Mar or even personally ventures,

00:47:32.400 business ventures.

00:47:34.400 I mean, yeah, sky's the limit.

00:47:37.400 Personally.

00:47:38.400 What do you got Dre?

00:47:40.400 Jesus.

00:47:41.400 Um, I want to start taking like a lot of like classes or lessons.

00:47:45.400 Um, that's been one thing I struggled with this year.

00:47:48.400 Like I, I quit my job, um, to do house of Mar and I was like in this space of like,

00:47:53.400 I'm the worst person ever.

00:47:54.400 And I don't have a job and I'm not like contributing and I'm lazy and I'm yada, yada, yada.

00:47:58.400 And it really like kind of got me down for a while.

00:48:00.400 And I think I've also now like kind of gotten into this, like, just like this comfort area.

00:48:06.400 And I'm like, I'm not challenging myself.

00:48:07.400 I'm not applying myself.

00:48:08.400 So that's something I really want to do is like apply myself, whether it is like taking

00:48:11.400 like a, a grad level course, take guitar lessons, do something like that.

00:48:16.400 Just in anything.

00:48:17.400 I love that.

00:48:18.400 Yeah.

00:48:19.400 Open world.

00:48:20.400 She's kind of who we go to for like, when I want to speak up politically or when I want

00:48:24.400 to say something like that, I took a lot of things over with her.

00:48:26.400 Yeah.

00:48:27.400 She's very smart, very well read.

00:48:28.400 So I think she loves that role of being the one that we can go to to ask these questions

00:48:33.400 for her.

00:48:34.400 So she was like, I just want to learn more so that when I, you do ask me, I know more

00:48:39.400 and I want to, yeah.

00:48:40.400 And I was working, uh, I was working for a women's human rights, uh, nonprofit.

00:48:44.400 And so like I was having to, you know, keep up to date and I've kind of lost a little bit

00:48:48.400 of that.

00:48:49.400 And I'm like, I got to get back on the saddle.

00:48:51.400 I love that.

00:48:52.400 I love when women want to know things. 1.00

00:48:54.400 And then they're inherently smarter.

00:48:55.400 So you gotta keep the brain connection.

00:48:57.400 Yeah.

00:48:58.400 Sharpen the saw.

00:48:59.400 Exactly.

00:49:00.400 I love that.

00:49:01.400 I love that.

00:49:02.400 You're kind of like about anything really.

00:49:03.400 Yeah.

00:49:04.400 I'll take anything.

00:49:05.400 She'll take it too.

00:49:06.400 I think for me, I've always said like, when people are like, what do you want to do?

00:49:08.400 Like, you know, I started on social media and when I was posting and whatnot is I was like,

00:49:11.400 I'd love to have a travel show.

00:49:12.400 Like I want to travel around the world and like eat.

00:49:14.400 And I'd love to do it with my sister.

00:49:15.400 So I feel like House of Mars, that first step.

00:49:17.400 You know what I mean?

00:49:18.400 It's like, we have a show.

00:49:19.400 Right.

00:49:20.400 One day we'll be on the road, you know?

00:49:21.400 So I think that would be so fun.

00:49:23.400 We've talked about it recently.

00:49:24.400 I would love to write like a cookbook, um, with our mom, like doing some kind of thing.

00:49:28.400 Cause our mom is an unbelievable cook. 1.00

00:49:30.400 Why we are the size we are helps a lot.

00:49:33.400 Um, writing cookbooks.

00:49:34.400 I love doing my content in the culinary space.

00:49:37.400 Um, after girl dinner took off, I was able to really lean into that. 0.96

00:49:40.400 Yeah.

00:49:41.400 And that's been such a joy for me.

00:49:42.400 I love food.

00:49:43.400 Um, we, food is very important in our family as Ilona talks about a lot.

00:49:46.400 Um, yeah.

00:49:47.400 And I think just keeping House of Mars going and I think it's been cool to see the response 0.97

00:49:52.400 to it, but eventually like, I know you guys take, uh, Two Idiot Girls on the road.

00:49:55.400 I think it's cool to do it live and see the actual response and see the lives that we're

00:50:00.400 hopefully touching and like bringing joy to.

00:50:02.400 So I think that would be fabulous.

00:50:03.400 It's fun.

00:50:04.400 Going on the road with your sister is fun too.

00:50:05.400 Yeah.

00:50:06.400 Oh, I believe I don't doubt it.

00:50:07.400 Of course you can.

00:50:08.400 And we fought once on tour.

00:50:10.400 Just once.

00:50:11.400 Just once.

00:50:12.400 22 dates.

00:50:13.400 If you can believe only one time.

00:50:14.400 Yeah.

00:50:15.400 And we both were just having a bad day and like turning it on each other. 1.00

00:50:17.400 Also, that was a terrible fucking show. 0.99

00:50:19.400 Like, no, but like the show killed, like we killed at the show. 1.00

00:50:22.400 Right.

00:50:23.400 Don't get me wrong.

00:50:24.400 We killed at the show, but the audience was awful.

00:50:27.400 Like, because they were like, uh, too drunk.

00:50:30.400 So it was just, it was turning into like a battle.

00:50:33.400 Like I was like, and then I, that was like something like in the middle of that show.

00:50:38.400 I got so fed up of people heckling in like a, and another thing girl.

00:50:42.400 Like, like they're just trying to join in.

00:50:44.400 Like they, like they're trying to get on stage and have a mic too.

00:50:46.400 No, that's not how this works.

00:50:47.400 And I really was getting so pissed off about it that I was like, sorry, can you pause really quick? 0.99

00:50:51.400 Who the fuck is talking? 0.99

00:50:53.400 And I said it like, just like that. 1.00

00:50:55.400 And I go, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:50:57.400 Everybody paid to come see this show. 1.00

00:50:58.400 Thank you.

00:50:59.400 Period.

00:51:00.400 Sorry. Go ahead.

00:51:01.400 Yeah.

00:51:02.400 Lost the room.

00:51:03.400 I'll be honest.

00:51:04.400 Lost the room, killed morale.

00:51:05.400 No more giggles after that.

00:51:06.400 What?

00:51:07.400 All of them were like, after that, everyone was like, like nervous and afraid of me.

00:51:12.400 Then I had to like win them back over.

00:51:14.400 So then I was like, Hey, okay guys, we can laugh.

00:51:17.400 I'm sorry.

00:51:18.400 I winked out for a sec.

00:51:19.400 Sorry.

00:51:20.400 I'm sorry about that.

00:51:21.400 Where was this?

00:51:22.400 Can you say?

00:51:23.400 That was in Florida.

00:51:24.400 It was, what city was that?

00:51:26.400 Orlando.

00:51:27.400 Not Orlando.

00:51:28.400 Girl.

00:51:29.400 And I literally, when we went in, then me and Bace were fighting in a back room after

00:51:32.400 that.

00:51:33.400 And she was like, I feel like you didn't let me talk.

00:51:35.400 And I said, I feel like I was going to fight someone in that audience.

00:51:38.400 Yeah.

00:51:39.400 Right.

00:51:40.400 Like I was like, the, the, the werewolf taking over me.

00:51:44.400 Yeah.

00:51:45.400 You're that photo.

00:51:46.400 I know.

00:51:47.400 I felt like, look down.

00:51:48.400 I'm like Ron.

00:51:49.400 Cause I was getting so pissed off.

00:51:51.400 Yeah.

00:51:52.400 But I, and that is something I am working on.

00:51:54.400 So after that, that was the only fight we had.

00:51:56.400 And then we're like, we're not even mad at each other.

00:51:58.400 Like it was just like a rancid vibe.

00:52:00.400 Yeah.

00:52:01.400 Like the energy was just kind of rancid in there.

00:52:03.400 Plus they also had this situation where like, it was a pretty open floor, but they had two

00:52:08.400 huge bars like in the center.

00:52:10.400 So it was like a 180 bar like that.

00:52:12.400 Oh.

00:52:13.400 So you hear bartenders.

00:52:14.400 What do you want? 1.00

00:52:18.400 Like while we're like, suck my wiener. 1.00

00:52:22.400 Like I'm on the stage. 0.99

00:52:23.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:24.400 I'm on the stage telling dick jokes. 1.00

00:52:25.400 And then they're going a sex on the beach. 1.00

00:52:27.400 Got it. 0.99

00:52:28.400 Coming right up.

00:52:29.400 If anything, it was just an overstimulating nightmare.

00:52:32.400 Yeah.

00:52:33.400 And I was just like, I'm going to yell at someone.

00:52:35.400 Yeah.

00:52:36.400 Lost the room.

00:52:37.400 Did win them back in the end.

00:52:38.400 Thankfully.

00:52:39.400 The next night, different city, similar issue.

00:52:43.400 And I was like, can't wig out.

00:52:45.400 Can't wig out.

00:52:46.400 So this time I was like a little nicer about it.

00:52:49.400 And I was like, Hey Queens, do us a favor.

00:52:51.400 Please don't talk during the show.

00:52:53.400 Thank you.

00:52:54.400 Okay.

00:52:55.400 Okay.

00:52:56.400 Go back over.

00:52:57.400 They received that much better.

00:52:58.400 Lessons learned.

00:52:59.400 Learn my lesson.

00:53:00.400 Of course.

00:53:01.400 Live and you learn.

00:53:02.400 Live and you learn.

00:53:03.400 That's beautiful.

00:53:04.400 I think y'all would kill on the road.

00:53:05.400 It'd be fun. 0.57

00:53:06.400 I think that'd be a beautiful thing.

00:53:07.400 Eventually.

00:53:08.400 I mean, Alona's got some bigger things.

00:53:09.400 Yeah.

00:53:10.400 To tackle.

00:53:11.400 This is like one part of her.

00:53:12.400 This is a very big part of Alona's.

00:53:13.400 I get it queen.

00:53:14.400 Whole ecosystem.

00:53:15.400 What about you Alona?

00:53:17.400 Um.

00:53:18.400 What's a dream thing for you to do?

00:53:20.400 A dream thing.

00:53:21.400 I think to be like in the athlete is like to play in the LA Olympics.

00:53:27.400 Cool.

00:53:28.400 And to win a medal there, but in a more like media sense, I think it's similar to yours

00:53:32.400 is I want to see more bodies like ours and media and, um, in, uh, movies.

00:53:39.400 So that would be really cool.

00:53:40.400 I do think there's not a lot of roles for us and they have to be almost specifically created.

00:53:46.400 Yeah.

00:53:47.400 Cause you and I are built like David.

00:53:48.400 Yeah.

00:53:49.400 Cause we are a bit like David.

00:53:50.400 And Superman's taken unfortunately.

00:53:52.400 Right. 0.99

00:53:53.400 God damn. 1.00

00:53:54.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:55.400 Damn. 1.00

00:53:56.400 My bad. 1.00

00:53:57.400 Better luck next time.

00:53:58.400 The Wonder Woman is, you know, Wonder Woman is supposed to be like buff. 1.00

00:53:59.400 And then it's like, I just like, we'll make videos like, Oh, I heard they were casting

00:54:02.400 Wonder Woman.

00:54:03.400 And I just know that I'm going to get the hate.

00:54:04.400 Like wonder woman. 0.93

00:54:05.400 I'm like, that's actually how Wonder Woman is supposed to look. 0.93

00:54:07.400 Sorry.

00:54:08.400 She's actually supposed to be big. 1.00

00:54:09.400 Yeah.

00:54:10.400 Okay.

00:54:11.400 More like the incredible Hulk.

00:54:12.400 Um, so I probably would get cast for that, but I do want to see like when it's the hot

00:54:18.400 assassin character or something like that.

00:54:19.400 And I'm like, you're telling me, um, who was that?

00:54:21.400 She was just in the, the ballerina.

00:54:22.400 I don't remember what her name is, but Anna D'Armas.

00:54:23.400 Okay.

00:54:24.400 She's taking down these dudes. 1.00

00:54:25.400 Okay.

00:54:26.400 And I'm like, you're telling me, um, who was that?

00:54:28.400 She was just in the, the ballerina.

00:54:29.400 I don't remember what her name is, but Anna D'Armas.

00:54:31.400 Okay.

00:54:32.400 Okay.

00:54:33.400 She's taking down these dudes. 1.00

00:54:34.400 You're telling me?

00:54:35.400 And she's 120 pounds. 1.00

00:54:36.400 I just don't believe it.

00:54:37.400 What's she doing?

00:54:38.400 I understand skill, but I don't believe it.

00:54:41.400 I know she jumps on me.

00:54:42.400 I'm like, who threw that napkin at me?

00:54:44.400 Yeah.

00:54:45.400 I don't know if you're crazy.

00:54:47.400 I one time took a Krav Maga class once in, in college.

00:54:52.400 And I remember they were like, all right, practice when an attacker comes from behind

00:54:57.400 you.

00:54:58.400 And so I was like doing it to these girls and like, cause we were like partnered up and I,

00:55:01.400 they like, we had to practice.

00:55:02.400 And I remember doing it to a girl and I was like, Oh, sweetie, don't go out at night.

00:55:05.400 You're dead.

00:55:06.400 Do not go out at night. 1.00

00:55:07.400 Like you are dead.

00:55:09.400 I'm stronger than most men, you know?

00:55:11.400 I know.

00:55:12.400 And I'm telling you right now, you're dead me.

00:55:13.400 Girl, don't do this. 0.99

00:55:14.400 Don't go.

00:55:15.400 So I just want to see like, actually strong women out there playing roles. 1.00

00:55:20.400 But also you don't want to get like pigeonholed.

00:55:22.400 Like you don't want to get typecast after too long.

00:55:24.400 You still want to be like.

00:55:25.400 Let her break into the industry. 1.00

00:55:26.400 Okay.

00:55:27.400 Break in.

00:55:28.400 And then.

00:55:29.400 You and me both queen.

00:55:30.400 Once I get my brain.

00:55:31.400 Yeah.

00:55:32.400 You and me are going to be Dwayne the rock Johnson for a long time.

00:55:34.400 And then one day our smashing machine.

00:55:36.400 You're Dwayne the rock Johnson.

00:55:37.400 I'm John Cena. 1.00

00:55:38.400 And they're Cassie John Cena on a lot of shit. 1.00

00:55:43.400 Perfect. 1.00

00:55:44.400 Who's making money?

00:55:45.400 Also me and John Cena are the same height.

00:55:48.400 In case anyone's curious.

00:55:49.400 Yeah.

00:55:50.400 I met him at Argyle.

00:55:51.400 He's very nice. 1.00

00:55:52.400 He also loves a thick bitch. 1.00

00:55:54.400 That's just a fun fact. 1.00

00:55:55.400 You can look it up.

00:55:56.400 It's true.

00:55:57.400 He's on.

00:55:58.400 He's literally on record saying like, if she ain't 280, she ain't my lady.

00:56:01.400 Yeah.

00:56:02.400 Yeah.

00:56:03.400 Get into that.

00:56:04.400 I think his girlfriend now is pretty petite though. 1.00

00:56:06.400 He may have girlfriend.

00:56:08.400 Don't get your hype to me.

00:56:09.400 I think she's pretty petite. 1.00

00:56:10.400 You're so me because sometimes when I see them, I'm like fucking prove it. 0.99

00:56:14.400 When men are like, I love women who are thick. 1.00

00:56:16.400 Prove it bitch. 1.00

00:56:17.400 Prove it. 1.00

00:56:18.400 I want to talk. 0.96

00:56:19.400 And I swear to God, if her pants size is a single digit, I'm calling you a liar online. 1.00

00:56:22.400 Literally. 1.00

00:56:23.400 I'm going live on TikTok and I'm saying, this man's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:56:25.400 You don't like thick bitches. 1.00

00:56:27.400 Liar. 1.00

00:56:28.400 I want to see it too. 0.98

00:56:29.400 I think that's a great, I think that's a great thing.

00:56:32.400 You and I should do something.

00:56:33.400 Yeah.

00:56:34.400 We should do buddy comedy.

00:56:35.400 We just watched the heat.

00:56:36.400 That'd be amazing.

00:56:37.400 Oh my gosh.

00:56:38.400 That's one of my favorite movies of all time.

00:56:40.400 And I wish I was kidding.

00:56:41.400 I'm not.

00:56:42.400 No.

00:56:43.400 I love that one.

00:56:44.400 A remake of that with the two of you.

00:56:45.400 That is one of my favorites.

00:56:46.400 We would have to fund that ourselves. 1.00

00:56:48.400 Nobody's coming to see that shit. 1.00

00:56:50.400 Like we would have to, out of our own pockets. 1.00

00:56:52.400 That nobody.

00:56:53.400 Indie film.

00:56:54.400 I know every man.

00:56:55.400 We're in students.

00:56:56.400 I'm bitching this.

00:56:57.400 We've got two women. 1.00

00:56:58.400 Okay.

00:56:59.400 They're like, eh.

00:57:00.400 They're like, I'm into it.

00:57:01.400 What do they look like?

00:57:02.400 Yuck.

00:57:03.400 Oh, here's what we're going to do.

00:57:07.400 Sydney Sweeney.

00:57:08.400 Right.

00:57:09.400 Right.

00:57:10.400 And a drama.

00:57:11.400 Yeah.

00:57:12.400 That wasn't what we envisioned, but okay.

00:57:13.400 Okay. 0.99

00:57:14.400 I'm thinking less traps, more tits. 0.99

00:57:15.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:16.400 Yeah.

00:57:17.400 Yeah.

00:57:18.400 Can we move those?

00:57:19.400 Can we move it?

00:57:20.400 Yeah.

00:57:21.400 Like, they're like, I don't know about that.

00:57:22.400 I, you know, what's funny is like, this is just like a fun random thing.

00:57:27.400 Cause you brought up Sydney Sweeney.

00:57:28.400 When I was on Trixie Mattel's YouTube channel, I literally told her one of my running bits.

00:57:33.400 And I, I say this to many different people of many different gender identities, but I'll like say things like, well, I mean, we're about the same size.

00:57:45.400 Where do you shop?

00:57:46.400 Like, that's what I'll tell people who are not built anything like me.

00:57:49.400 I do it on purpose.

00:57:50.400 It kills every time. 0.99

00:57:51.400 And the whole, like the secret evil genius part behind that joke for me is like, if I said, and I said this on Trixie's channel, I was like, if I said that shit to Sydney Sweeney, her feelings would be hurt. 0.99

00:58:02.400 And that makes me giggle. 0.98

00:58:03.400 Yeah.

00:58:04.400 Right.

00:58:05.400 I'm going to laugh.

00:58:06.400 Cause to me, it's like, if I say that to someone who's like her, it's going to hurt her feelings.

00:58:10.400 And then I have to watch her confront in real time.

00:58:13.400 Yeah.

00:58:14.400 Prejudice.

00:58:15.400 Yeah.

00:58:16.400 Like I get to watch the panic enter her eyes.

00:58:19.400 Cause she can't be offended.

00:58:20.400 What are you calling me ugly?

00:58:21.400 Yeah. 0.63

00:58:22.400 You calling me big?

00:58:23.400 You don't think that's possible?

00:58:24.400 Yeah.

00:58:25.400 Oh, Oh.

00:58:26.400 You think I don't go to Brandy Malville?

00:58:27.400 Let me get this straight.

00:58:28.400 You think I can't fit in your dress?

00:58:29.400 Right.

00:58:30.400 Take it off.

00:58:31.400 Take it off right now. 1.00

00:58:32.400 This bitch. 1.00

00:58:33.400 Take it off twin. 1.00

00:58:34.400 Yeah.

00:58:35.400 She's going to look like a little rascal and I'm not going to look like that.

00:58:37.400 No.

00:58:38.400 That's the funniest part of that joke to me.

00:58:40.400 So like I've made that joke to men, women, anyone.

00:58:43.400 Like I'm literally like, well, we're about the same size.

00:58:45.400 Where do you shop?

00:58:46.400 Do you mind if I come over and borrow some of your stuff?

00:58:48.400 Like I've said it, I've said it to men too.

00:58:50.400 Kills every time. 0.98

00:58:51.400 That's good. 0.82

00:58:52.400 But when it doesn't kill and it doesn't land, I'm like bigoted.

00:58:55.400 Got him.

00:58:56.400 Got him.

00:58:57.400 I knew it.

00:58:58.400 I'm obsessed with this casting scenario.

00:58:59.400 You being Ana de Armas' Wario.

00:59:02.400 I'm her variant.

00:59:05.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:06.400 Yeah.

00:59:07.400 Like that movie Us, that Jordan Peele movie.

00:59:09.400 I'm her tether.

00:59:10.400 Yeah, right.

00:59:11.400 I have the gold scissors when I come out and I see her.

00:59:14.400 I'm like, well, that's my twin.

00:59:16.400 Like I see her at the time.

00:59:17.400 Shop at the same place.

00:59:19.400 I've, and I've, there, this is just like a random thing.

00:59:22.400 But like one time there was, and I say this very like removed,

00:59:26.400 there was a chance of Jacob Lorty coming on the show.

00:59:29.400 And I don't even, I don't know if it was possible, but at the time I was like,

00:59:32.400 I have a gang of jokes ready.

00:59:35.400 Oh my God.

00:59:36.400 I can't wait to talk to that guy.

00:59:38.400 Can't wait.

00:59:39.400 I, for real was thinking, I was like, well, I don't know if you have this problem, but

00:59:43.400 like I, when I'm on the beach, sometimes people will be like, Jacob Lorty, Jacob Lorty.

00:59:48.400 And I turn around and they're like, oh, not Jacob Lorty.

00:59:50.400 Do you have that problem with me?

00:59:53.400 Just cause like, I'm just thinking, I'm figuring like he'll laugh.

00:59:56.400 Like I'm sure.

00:59:57.400 Right.

00:59:58.400 And I'm like workshopping these bits to my team and they're going, we don't even know

01:00:01.400 what's happening.

01:00:02.400 So let's table that.

01:00:03.400 They're playing along.

01:00:04.400 Yeah.

01:00:05.400 And then my team sometimes gets nervous. 0.96

01:00:07.400 Like when I'm saying I'm going to make silly ass jokes like that, I'm like, they're going 0.97

01:00:10.400 to laugh. 0.99

01:00:11.400 It's fine.

01:00:12.400 Don't worry about it.

01:00:13.400 No, it's fine.

01:00:14.400 They're going to giggle.

01:00:15.400 He's going to get it.

01:00:16.400 He's got to be here.

01:00:17.400 Jake and I.

01:00:18.400 He and Jake.

01:00:19.400 Oh, Jake.

01:00:20.400 Jake.

01:00:21.400 Sorry.

01:00:22.400 Jacob Lorty.

01:00:23.400 Jacob Lorty from the kissing booth one, two and three.

01:00:24.400 Did you guys like the kissing booth movies?

01:00:25.400 Did you watch them?

01:00:26.400 I watched like one and two.

01:00:27.400 So did we.

01:00:28.400 In fact, my family was such a big fan.

01:00:29.400 We put it on a big sheet in the backyard.

01:00:32.400 Also us in our, us in our twenties, by the way.

01:00:36.400 And all three of them, we were like kissing booth night.

01:00:39.400 Like we were like such a kissing booth family. 0.99

01:00:42.400 Like we were like, yeah, I love those movies.

01:00:44.400 Okay.

01:00:45.400 Yeah.

01:00:46.400 Oh my gosh.

01:00:47.400 Like the first scene in the first movie football pants,

01:00:50.400 untied happy trail out.

01:00:53.400 No top, but football pants.

01:00:55.400 Yeah.

01:00:56.400 Walking out to the pool going.

01:00:57.400 Where are my pads? 1.00

01:00:59.400 Do you guys know a football player that does that shit? 1.00

01:01:01.400 Cause I know that's, I would imagine. 1.00

01:01:03.400 Does your dad go like they don't do that.

01:01:04.400 Yeah.

01:01:05.400 Like my mom was a nurse when you watch a medical drama. 1.00

01:01:07.400 That's not.

01:01:08.400 That was a.

01:01:09.400 Did she like the pit?

01:01:10.400 She, she did like, he does like that one.

01:01:12.400 She said that was the most realistic.

01:01:13.400 Loved that show.

01:01:14.400 Yeah.

01:01:15.400 Any shows you guys are into?

01:01:16.400 to oh we i just watched i love la oh okay happening right now that was sure i was watching

01:01:22.080 some of that that was stressing me out because it's almost like so much influencer culture right

01:01:26.720 and i was like you're feeling triggered by that's not my culture like

01:01:31.600 feeling icked out feeling absolutely anything else watch that uh heated rivalry oh that's right

01:01:38.880 hockey yeah okay do you guys know bowman on tick tock he's bowmanizer oh yes yes yes yes yes like the

01:01:47.440 reality tv show he's so good he's so good he was on the show recently and i was telling him i go i

01:01:53.360 have a question to ask you that's gonna feel loaded but you have to let me get to the end

01:01:57.360 have you watched heated rivalry and he was like drew why are you asking me and i told him not

01:02:04.080 because you're gay because you're canadian oh and i was like and hockey's your culture and they

01:02:09.360 made it up there yeah yeah and crave hello that's canadian that's canyon but i've heard it's pretty 0.84

01:02:15.840 intense it's pretty good but like you gotta understand for the first seven years it was 0.94

01:02:20.400 just a sexual relationship really so you have to see the sex to understand you have to use a big

01:02:26.400 hockey romance i read the books before i even knew they were making a show and so when i heard they're

01:02:31.840 making shows now you're now you're in that room going it's unbelievable they didn't even include

01:02:36.960 this no i literally i'm correcting them and i'm like no he didn't know actually i watched the first

01:02:41.200 episode with her and at one point i was kind of like looking away and she's like no this is really

01:02:43.920 important part like you need to like this eyes on the screen establishing part you need to this is

01:02:48.240 really important in the books this is pivotal that's my favorite thing to do is to watch people

01:02:52.480 watch the things i want them to watch same and when they stop paying attention i'm like i'm like i'm

01:02:58.320 the worst about it i can tell you i am you can't watch a movie with her because if you look at your

01:03:01.760 phone for half a second she's like oh so it's just me watching oh so i'm watching it alone don't make

01:03:06.320 me watch this alone guys the way people are about drinking around each other that's me around watching

01:03:10.320 whatever it's nice nice me by myself ow what about you alone i'm watching anything fun i've watched blood

01:03:17.760 of my blood it's the outlander spin-off show i'm watching it's good heat rivalry and i recently

01:03:23.360 gotten into just watching i like to watch movies mostly so i'll throw on a movie i will take

01:03:28.880 forever when i'm scrolling through a stream i'm like oh no i don't want to what's my vibe right

01:03:32.640 now she will open a platform and be like yeah it works quick and she will watch a whole that is

01:03:38.000 strange i don't understand it's weird it's like the seventh option that comes up yeah she just knows

01:03:43.040 put that on that's the one if she gets it right you like can't predict the rhythm yeah yeah you just

01:03:48.240 gotta go with the flow they'll be like oh this movie i was like i watched it last week i'm like what

01:03:52.080 where are you watching all these movies yeah i watched that last week it was good she consumes

01:03:55.040 uh i love movies so she's rewatching what part of the movie right now i'm on the third yeah i love

01:04:00.480 that series i love that series they need to bring it back it's so good how many guys was unbelievable

01:04:09.120 for that yes that's how i feel about the national treasure movies yeah speaking about bits we love to

01:04:14.960 say his pen was iron it was iron oh yeah it was if i'm like writing something in my journal after like

01:04:21.680 being annoyed or something and they're like trying to be funny they're like his pen was iron

01:04:27.760 and i'm like shut up trying to air my grievances out i love those movies add it to the list of why

01:04:36.160 you're not living living with me yeah you're just not you have to go live in there i need my house back

01:04:42.240 my friend was like have you dorked it at all and i was like no no no people around everywhere 0.99

01:04:46.960 my shit's dry as hell bro dry as shit dude i haven't had my house to myself ever 0.99

01:04:53.200 thank you for asking no it's been 74 years literally any other movies you're loving 0.99

01:05:03.280 or series that you're loving alona loves um avatar yep oh my gosh the movie's coming out

01:05:09.040 it's out i haven't seen it is it out right it's out no it's not out yet i think they just did a

01:05:12.720 premiere yeah i love those i also love that so you really we would thrive exactly we would thrive

01:05:22.000 there they love us oh my god they would we'd be worshipped you do gotta read the the ice

01:05:26.880 pan barbarians okay blue blue aliens i'm in i literally watched a girl like make a funny it was

01:05:35.200 like a a bookstore tick tock so they were like making a funny joke about those books specifically

01:05:40.160 and i said now what the is that and then i went down a little rabbit hole on tiktok people

01:05:44.800 reviewing them and giving a little bit of an overview and i was like okay ice planet i'll send

01:05:50.560 it i'll send you the you gotta send me the good ones because i know there's a million and one but

01:05:54.960 we do have a love of reading smut yeah as a group no we do as as sisters beautiful thing yeah

01:06:00.880 are eating girl together i know and it's sometimes like sometimes i'll be like maybe i should read

01:06:05.840 something like legitimate like frankenstein's been on my list for a while i'm like i need to read frankenstein

01:06:09.680 frankenstein if you're gonna read something like that i'd read like car what is it carmella

01:06:14.960 oh yes yeah do that one instead okay like that's vampires not that but it's still like it's older

01:06:21.120 it's you know the first okay too that's why i was like maybe i need i need to get into it i know mary

01:06:25.440 shelley's like an og right and i was like i need to get into that and then i i go to open it and i'm

01:06:30.240 like oh but this one has this one's vikings and they're fucking yeah oh i didn't read your viking 0.93

01:06:37.200 one read that one yeah which one was that one again that was a fate inked in blood oh no i read 0.78

01:06:41.920 that one and it was the it was the perfect length for me i'm like two two in a series period done

01:06:47.920 locked in loaded loved it and that's why i told you on y'all on your show that that there was a plot

01:06:52.960 twist that literally kept me up at night and i was right i was raging about it on my story because i

01:06:59.280 no one in my personal life had read it and i was like i i need to talk about this so bad oh my god oh my

01:07:05.200 god oh my god loved it though highly recommend that perfect downloading tonight also i really

01:07:10.240 liked quicksilver i liked i downloaded the second one because you said that why doesn't the cover

01:07:15.280 match girl i don't know and like that's a completely different series i literally i was like this

01:07:20.400 doesn't seem like the right one right literally you're like um i have some notes yeah out the gate

01:07:25.520 i have just from the cover alone i am judging it i personally judge books on covers i don't care

01:07:30.240 about what people are saying about don't yeah i'm judging of course i have eyes so yeah about

01:07:36.080 well it's also imperative too as someone who's written a book like we had a like a month full

01:07:41.440 of just talking about book covers just covers just like general vibe and like even my book i i was like

01:07:49.760 really married to a title for a long time and i was very like no i hate that one no i hate that one

01:07:56.800 too like because i was so married to my title which i was like i wanted to originally title

01:08:01.200 it i'd rather die alone because i thought it was like catchy morbid and then also it was like i'm

01:08:07.200 glad my mom died like it was like it's like one like that but then as i went through the editing

01:08:12.080 process my editor was like i just feel like that title makes sense after you read it it's not really

01:08:17.840 indicative when why you should why i should read it right and i was like that's why they pay you the

01:08:22.800 big bucks you do what you do i guess i'll lean on you mr i've done a bunch of bestsellers whatever

01:08:28.960 but i was like really proud that i ended up naming the book myself yeah and like i got to choose my

01:08:34.320 own but then the cover i was like fired up about i was like cover is fun love color so catchy so

01:08:41.600 you're very right about that it is a huge part of the book selling this is just like what it looks

01:08:45.680 like yeah which reminds me for my second book my fiction book gotta send you guys my tea

01:08:49.600 so y'all can dabble i love that tell me your thoughts right away send us the covers too

01:08:55.520 and i'll give you my thoughts yeah is it a cartoon cover no i don't think so okay i think i'm doing

01:09:01.360 text that's my thought right now but with design element yeah wow you know what you could do add

01:09:07.520 some like samuel and tribal tribal i don't take that out if we already do that but that would be so

01:09:12.800 cool well you're in you're in my head already because i'd already had that perfect perfect segue to fun

01:09:18.400 facts uh okay here we go we'll start with olivia olivia won miss photogenic in the 2017 miss vermont

01:09:25.920 competition and miss forward was and first runner up so make sure that that's on there too yes i did

01:09:33.920 i did and how was that that was cool it was one of the i in my life i have these things where i get

01:09:39.120 in my brain where i'm like i could do that let me just do that and i dedicate like every ounce of

01:09:44.480 myself to it and i just learn it and so that was one where i was at like the local double a ball or

01:09:49.360 single a ball whatever like the baseball a very like you know minor not minor leagues but whatever

01:09:53.600 with my dad and they were like welcome to the mound miss vermont like just throw the first pitch

01:09:57.920 and i'm like having a bud layer bud light i'm like i'm having a beer i'm like having a hot dog with my

01:10:03.040 dad and she throws a sorry to whoever it was at the time really bad first pitch and i was like i

01:10:08.000 could do that my dad was not all it takes yeah my dad was like yeah you'd be great at it meaning

01:10:12.480 the pitch whereas i thought he meant like yeah the pageant i was like yeah i could do it i'm a senior

01:10:19.280 i was about to be a senior in college and i just like subscribed to the life i listened to all the

01:10:24.400 like pageantry podcast documentaries i was watching youtubers i was like in it

01:10:29.600 did my first one in vermont at the vermont one uh and yeah i got first one wrap and miss

01:10:33.920 photogenic and then peaced out and never did it again look at you retired while you're at the top

01:10:38.000 exactly i was like which speaking of that reminds me alona would be awesome for you miss congeniality 1.00

01:10:44.400 remake oh that's what i'm saying i'd be a great fbi agent or something you'd be a great like you're

01:10:50.560 sandra bullock in that oh my god that would be too that's a good one actually i love that i should do

01:10:55.520 that hollywood makeover scene dropping nuggets everywhere what are we doing pick them up while

01:11:00.160 they're fresh we're doing your job for you okay this one olivia used to be an au pair in the 1.00

01:11:05.840 netherlands yep did that as well okay nanny for nanny love that it was a gap year between

01:11:13.120 high school and university same thing like i was like i should play sports i should go and like these

01:11:16.960 schools were like come play and they're like and give us 65 000 a year and i was like no so took some

01:11:22.000 time off came back but then that meant we went to college together oh yeah from freshman to senior

01:11:26.800 year that was like actually the one thing my sister and i were kind of aligned on really like

01:11:35.280 not going to the same college without really talking about it we were both like we're going

01:11:39.600 different places we went different places but we were the same grade t at that point yeah we we literally

01:11:44.720 were like both of us were like because she went to u of o and then i got into like a lot of different

01:11:51.520 schools so i kind of got to pick yeah yeah and then i was like my final three were like well actually

01:11:57.200 my final two was ohio state and then the university of hawaii and ohio state had just come off a bcs

01:12:02.000 championship so i was like sports program i want to work in sports maybe i'll go there and then i went

01:12:07.600 to one meeting where they talked about snow and i said hey this school i'm not going here like

01:12:12.640 literally i don't remember else they said in the meetings i remember immediately going i'm not going

01:12:17.200 here yeah and then when we got in the car to my mom i'm not going to that school they said snow

01:12:21.440 they said you have to get up 45 minutes early to scrape your car does that even mean i'm like

01:12:26.480 telling you i don't i don't speak that way that is not my culture i'm going somewhere else so i went

01:12:30.400 to uh which ended up working out but i did get into ufo and like we were like my mom was like so happy

01:12:36.480 she's like you guys go to school together it would be like a whole thing mind you unbeknownst to me

01:12:41.600 my sister's being gay in college right and so she's over there being gay everywhere and she was 0.76

01:12:47.360 like truly like do not come here do not come to my house she literally called me and was like you're

01:12:52.800 not going to come here are you and i was like i mean no i don't think so she was like okay because

01:12:58.000 i was just gonna say like i'm already here like it's like she like peed on it so she's like this 0.81

01:13:04.240 one's mine yeah yeah she's carrying out the gay agenda and i know for real and i was like oh dude i 0.98

01:13:09.600 don't even i don't think i'm gonna go there because i fucked the rain i was like i don't 0.98

01:13:13.120 like the rain so i don't want to go there either and she was like okay yeah no for sure i mean that

01:13:17.200 would be fun but like i don't know i just think maybe you should go somewhere else i hear i hear

01:13:22.080 that though right having your own space yeah and growing into our own people yes because again we did

01:13:27.760 everything together like sports everything like school friends everything was exactly the same it's

01:13:33.520 healthy yeah and it was great for her because then that was when that was how she found out she was gay 0.86

01:13:37.520 obviously so you were holding her back this whole time yeah this whole time i was like i was her like

01:13:42.080 beard unbeknownst to me i was that was concealing the most important part of her right and that was

01:13:49.840 the plot of frozen yeah just in case anyone was curious based off of youtube okay this one's about

01:13:56.080 alona in 2017 alana posted this photo of her with post malone at the airport oh that's my dog man

01:14:02.800 yeah uh okay so i'm a big post malone fan and back in the day i'm obsessed with this album whenever

01:14:10.080 i hear man i forget what the album's called but it reminds me of driving home from college to go to

01:14:16.640 uh to go home and i the song was like um i just and it's also great but we're in the airport my mom

01:14:23.120 and i head into some sort of like award ceremony and i was like yo mom that's post malone that's

01:14:27.760 supposed that's what's going on over there and she's like who's post-mortem god mom and so i was

01:14:34.320 like straight like i don't really go up to famous people but that was somebody who i just loved his

01:14:38.560 stuff and i was like hey man so you know like i love your music i always listen to this when i

01:14:42.800 when i'm working out or whatever so he was super nice it's just just a really nice person hopefully

01:14:47.040 we meet again sometime i love that guy yeah and then you gotta show him this pic she was ahead of the

01:14:51.200 whole post malone like she was the first person to like ever whisper his name like to me or anybody around

01:14:56.320 like she was early early early post-mortem post-mortem post-mortem the one and only post

01:15:01.760 post-mortem how far back did you go for that 2017. oh is it really my first instagram post

01:15:11.200 oh probably like third or something yeah that's a while ago uh this hostie if you're watching yeah

01:15:17.360 hey hey hit up alona here she is this one also about alona it's he once made out with six people

01:15:24.320 at a bar on the same night i don't know where i've said that but yeah that's i don't know where

01:15:29.760 i've said that busy girl what i said busy girl of all sorts honestly i said everyone can get it

01:15:36.160 the midnight barber but the midnight kisser yeah i'm in there smiling i know i haven't i haven't done

01:15:42.880 it of reason i can't do a reason people will be watching me i can't be that's the worst part about

01:15:47.280 being perceived my sister was saying that's the worst part about you getting famous

01:15:50.720 i was like oh okay you can't get crazy like you want to she's like no not anymore now everybody

01:15:56.240 knows me and they're also very don't like me doing that stuff yeah i'm yeah that's me with her i'm

01:16:03.040 like hey hey i took her to the elton john oscar after party and like when we got there it was like i was

01:16:11.600 exhausted at that point and then like we were like let's just have fun so i'm like smoking weed and

01:16:16.960 like we're drinking and i'm getting drunk like we both are just drunk and having so much fun

01:16:22.480 dason already started crying at one point was like you're just the best sister in the entire

01:16:26.640 world like we we got that out the way early right we can have fun and then we ran into like

01:16:31.280 muna and lucy dacus and like we had run into a bunch of other people and like uh dace was on this

01:16:37.600 tear of like you should come on her show like if they hadn't been on my show and as the drunker

01:16:42.800 she got the louder that pitch right she's like you should come on her show and then when we were

01:16:47.760 talking to lucy like you should come on her show and then lucy was like i would i would love to

01:16:53.360 and then we're like yeah yeah and then lucy turned around to talk to someone for a second and dace goes

01:16:57.280 how am i doing i go you're at a 10 bring it down to a six love you though oh my god girl you're the

01:17:01.760 best i was like take it down a notch girl it was so funny because at one point we were so drunk

01:17:07.680 towards the end and this girl came up to me she's like huge fan love your stuff i was like oh thank you

01:17:12.160 you should come on her show the pitch starts again and then the guy that she was with goes

01:17:17.120 oh that would be great i would love that can i like give you my number and stuff today's and she was

01:17:21.360 like yeah yeah and they're talking and then i'm talking to this girl she's like so i will i'll leave

01:17:25.760 you alone i see you she leaves dason goes did you see that guy and i go what guy and she goes that guy

01:17:33.600 with the girl who's talking to you i go what about him mind you two minutes have passed right so i'm like

01:17:38.400 what about him and she goes he was hitting on me and i go the man you were just talking to

01:17:45.200 and she goes yeah yeah and i was like i'm gay like i'm thinking i'm literally gay she's telling

01:17:51.360 me that i go days that that man was gay too i don't know what you're talking about and she goes 0.99

01:17:57.200 well he asked for my number i go yeah because he thinks you work for me because you keep going you

01:18:02.480 should come on her show right i was like he was literally exchanging information to make that

01:18:07.680 happen can i give you a card kind of thing and she was like oh my god like i was like i was

01:18:12.800 thinking wow he wanted me so bad and i'm so gay sorry i was like dude it's okay all right

01:18:20.640 need it honestly yeah it's it's a beautiful thing so i get it wanting to let your freak flag fly 0.70

01:18:25.680 yeah now you got to do it sorry i'm hot now you got to do it in places with only famous people

01:18:30.400 which i think ups the stakes right you should try kissing six people at the next like famous

01:18:34.560 person party i try to go for six yeah six people double the numbers well at the oscars

01:18:40.960 yeah beat last year's record seven yeah i can't wait okay last two fun facts about miss adriana

01:18:47.200 okay it says you used to go door-to-door canvassing for plastic pollution legislation were you on my

01:18:52.720 linkedin plastic pollution legislation yeah i okay miss eco-friendly

01:19:00.400 look at you um i hated it absolutely hated it door-to-door is crazy it's alone alone in like

01:19:06.480 red vermont uh as like a 20 year old girl oh god and like i'm going up to doors that have like nra 0.92

01:19:11.920 signs and shit and i'm just like hi would you like to sign a petition and let me ask can do you care 0.86

01:19:17.360 about the environment yeah do you want to burn i don't know it was it was terrible i hated it but i uh 0.98

01:19:24.000 i needed a summer job my mom was like how are you gonna get a job after college if you don't have 0.91

01:19:28.800 anything and like my mom core yeah it was already my mom's always like you got to go go go and my

01:19:35.040 life depended on extracurriculars yeah but it was like four months into the summer or something and

01:19:40.160 i was like i need and i was like i know who hires fast the perg down the street um and it was i remember

01:19:47.680 like the first day uh they brought me to like a random city in vermont and i like have my little

01:19:52.640 lunch box and my little this and that and they just tell you to go and i called my dad on my lunch break

01:19:57.200 and i was like i don't think i can do this and then it started pouring on me so that i'm i'm wet

01:20:02.480 i'm waiting for the bus to come get me i've made ten dollars for them and i'm just like i can't keep

01:20:07.680 doing this but i knew that my mom would judge me so i kept with it the entire summer you're so me i

01:20:12.720 i was like it was so bad and i was like no quitter i was like how am i coming to your door asking you for

01:20:19.120 money but i will say like if one of them comes to my door for like a good cause like i now have

01:20:23.840 so much sympathy for them i'm like i'll give you a 10. yeah that's sweet it was very good stuff

01:20:28.400 i've been where you've been my sister and i did door-to-door stuff like canvassing specifically

01:20:33.120 we did for the job we both had after college which was for my mom like my mom's company that

01:20:38.240 she worked at at the time so we were on my mom's team and like we would literally walking door-to-door

01:20:43.440 together like the two of us which is already a bad idea but like we would go and just get screamed at

01:20:48.880 for a living but like it was the worst like part of the job yeah it's going door-to-door because

01:20:54.640 people just i sometimes think people are praying i hope someone annoying comes to that door yeah 0.94

01:21:00.320 because i'm gonna be mean as fuck i have something in me i have to excrete when someone comes to the 0.96

01:21:06.320 store like it really did feel like they were like well thanks a lot like to be my sister about 0.98

01:21:13.360 the most ancillary mundane things and we would just get in the car and be like well

01:21:19.600 want to listen to some music like we there was like a we would do running bits throughout work

01:21:26.080 to a point where i was like i should not be in this job i don't think nine to fives for me

01:21:32.000 i don't think a cubicles for me yeah there this is actually reminds me of the topic episode a bit

01:21:37.360 that we have this is a bit we have and it's literally is not gonna make sense because it's not

01:21:40.800 from anything but someone we knew personally but it's literally well tis the season sherry

01:21:46.720 that's something my sister and i say to each other that was said by a co-worker of ours in this job

01:21:52.560 and we all had cubicles and we were like in a four so my sister was like right next to me 0.81

01:21:56.320 and then across from me was our co-workers and this guy who worked here at the time he was like nerdy

01:22:01.360 and kind of annoying and like a know-it-all and i was recording myself on snapchat at my desk mind you

01:22:08.480 at my desk i was recording my own eye makeup because i wanted to see what it looked like

01:22:12.800 so i was like recording myself i'm on the clock by the way i'm recording myself and i'm looking

01:22:18.000 my eye makeup and in the background do you hear him go well tis the season sherry like he's on the

01:22:23.280 phone with someone and i told my sister i told my sister i was like this guy ruined my video

01:22:29.360 like i'm showing her look what you can hear in the background she goes we're at work

01:22:32.560 like hey we're at work um that's not something you should be doing at work and i was like

01:22:38.400 and she's like that's so funny though and that's a bit from 2016 yeah 2017 so i was like every

01:22:45.040 every time it's the season we're like tis the season sherry okay last fun fact about adriana

01:22:51.680 once took a job sitting as a portrait model while people painted portraits of her oh yeah our aunt is 0.94

01:22:56.960 an artist artist she goes by wine at fur no i don't um you can find her under ab watercolors on ig

01:23:08.080 she's a wonderful watercolorist and uh she goes to like a bunch of different classes and one time

01:23:13.680 the class it was a portrait class and they were like looking for models and it was the summer i

01:23:17.120 didn't have a job yet um so she was like would you want to come it's 75 dollars yeah sign me up

01:23:23.600 and which is a hundred million dollars you don't have a job and you're young literally so much

01:23:28.720 with this yeah and um i just sat there it was i've only done it once i'd do it again i've thought

01:23:33.840 about doing it like a nude one i think that'd be kind of fun yeah but then i'm so aware of cameras

01:23:37.840 and i'm like yeah just pull out their phone and take a little picture of me anyone could be in here

01:23:42.880 this is probably a bad way to view it but then the world can see how t your body is oh yeah

01:23:47.920 yeah so i know like revenge porn i'm not about it but it's that if those nudes like you'd be like

01:23:55.280 oh sorry oh sorry the world's gonna see how beautiful well i'd rather they see it in art

01:24:00.000 what they've now painted of me right like look at it that way the beauty in that yeah but i remember

01:24:06.400 that session like you have to pick a pose and i picked something way too close to the window because

01:24:10.880 then the sun started to move and then it started to get into my eye and you have to go back to it yeah

01:24:16.080 you have to be the exact same thing for them it was tough and then i'd be sweating and they'd be

01:24:21.920 like stripping down can we get a touch up please holding a muscle or are they sweating right now

01:24:26.560 honestly the worst part about that job was afterwards like looking at all like the finished

01:24:30.400 paintings oh yeah you guys are honest that's how i look to you oh oh okay beauty is in the

01:24:37.520 we took some liberties yeah oh i literally that doesn't only like two of them really looked like

01:24:43.440 me right and the rest is like we took some liberties here that's how i felt that way too

01:24:48.160 about fan art oh i've gotten some fan art where i was like fan where of of me you can't tell by this

01:24:56.800 photo that's for goddamn sure yeah one of my favorite things is one time alona had an interview 0.92

01:25:02.480 and then the the interviewer like posted a photo of them together facetuned the oh that was weird

01:25:10.000 out of you yeah out of both of them but like the whole article was about like alona you know like

01:25:16.000 loving her body and all this and being natural that would drive me insane it's like i saw it

01:25:22.080 and i was like who's that yeah that's supposed to be alona crazy who is that woman standing there 1.00

01:25:29.520 yeah there have been one it was one for dance with the stars somebody did this painting of alan and i

01:25:36.240 and you guys know what i'm talking about i don't want to you know but she put a lot of work into 0.99

01:25:42.480 this painting and i was like my forehead looks like that you know exactly what i'm talking about

01:25:49.520 it actually kind of hurt me and and like she was posting everywhere and everyone's like oh my god

01:25:53.680 it's worse when it's the worst when it takes off and they're like queen you have to see it

01:25:59.040 i did and trust me i sent it to everyone i know and no i'm not interacting yeah oh my god the way 0.98

01:26:07.520 i got one that took my breath away once i was like you either fucking hate me or i am the ugliest 0.98

01:26:14.400 bitch on planet earth like and she sent it to me and she made it humongous like on a canvas and it was 1.00

01:26:21.200 like a deep painting like like the most vibrant colors i showed it to my cousin josh who like 0.98

01:26:28.880 notoriously has a very high-pitched cackle and like scream i showed it to him he went oh when he saw 0.82

01:26:36.000 it he goes who is that bitch she thinks that's me i was literally like i saw and i was like okay 0.99

01:26:43.600 right eye beauties in the eye yeah yeah thank you so much i love that you've done that but also like 0.97

01:26:52.000 that kind of hurt that's a painting that's a that's just pain that's definitely a pain go back

01:26:56.400 to the studio yeah it really feels like that dude in honolulu who does like in waikiki he does 0.98

01:27:01.120 would you ever do that caricatures fuck no you think i'm gonna get caught on camera fighting a 0.98

01:27:05.280 bitch on no i would never do that i kind of want to do it because i want to know what they would 0.99

01:27:09.520 pinpoint on let me see i know let's see let's all see what i'll tell you right now if you say my 0.98

01:27:13.280 double chin i'll run through a wall look at us

01:27:20.800 i bet i bet with like all of us one thing they could do i know with me they would absolutely

01:27:25.600 enlarge my jaw what is it for me for you they could do like a small head on like a big old

01:27:32.400 shoulders her just taking liberties i know what they're i know what they're gonna rag on that's 1.00

01:27:38.240 true dre oh i thought you're doing me no um you're gonna is it my teeth no no it could be our buck

01:27:49.360 teeth too we both have buck teeth like our teeth go down well you know it's funny i have little teeth

01:27:54.720 like low-key and like my sister literally this is one of the meanest things she has ever said to me

01:28:00.800 she goes it's crazy that you and billy ended up together because you both have huge heads and

01:28:04.560 little teeth hey what the hey what hey who said that she's like no it's not a bad thing jail right 1.00

01:28:13.360 because that sounds awesome like yeah you both have little teeth like thank you for noticing

01:28:19.360 huge heads and little teeth that's so cute i love that my sister said this to me the other day too 0.93

01:28:24.480 where i was like i have i have huge tits so like when i'm on my period they're even bigger and it's like 0.96

01:28:28.640 yep it's a nuisance and so i was wearing i was doing like this big shoot and i was doing this 0.90

01:28:34.800 like uh i was they needed me to wear specific clothing and so like one of the tops i had i was 0.96

01:28:40.000 like this is like pushing my tits up to my neck like literally i'm suffocating and i felt like a 0.97

01:28:45.760 pigeon you know when they like yeah like that's how high up my tits were like they were just enormous 1.00

01:28:50.320 because i was on my period at the time and i thankfully had a jacket and stuff but i was after we 0.99

01:28:55.440 took a break from shooting for a second i was sitting down and i go dude my tits bro they're 1.00

01:28:58.960 enormous like i i'm living in fear they're gonna be the focal point of this picture in this outfit 0.94

01:29:04.160 and she goes honestly like this is gonna sound bad but it's not like it honestly looks like a chest

01:29:09.280 plate like like what drag queens wear i was like oh my god and i like couldn't start laughing and she 0.99

01:29:17.760 goes but not like in a bad way just like not like in a bad way though like yeah yeah beautiful way 0.75

01:29:26.480 she does that shit a lot really when i asked to borrow a shirt and i was like can i borrow this 1.00

01:29:32.320 one specific shirt she's like yeah i come over to her house and i'm like i go inside to like change 0.99

01:29:36.640 even though i was picking her up so i go inside i change into the shirt and it like looks like

01:29:40.240 with my outfit so i'm like standing there looking in the mirror and i'm like does this look okay

01:29:44.080 because i'm like second guessing it and she goes yeah and then i look back in the mirror and then i

01:29:48.480 go really and then she goes no it looks terrible you should change and she was so like two seconds

01:29:55.280 two seconds passed and i couldn't stop laughing and she goes yeah no it looks really bad she just 0.99

01:29:59.600 needed a second process terrible yeah and she's like well like you look great that looks terrible 0.98

01:30:05.440 i was like no no that looks terrible you should change yeah that's why you need sisters need them

01:30:10.960 like you guys analyzing each other i think he would pick out this one time we had this conversation

01:30:16.640 of like what was it was it just like what are our biggest people get better at oh yeah just like

01:30:22.240 what could we each get better at everybody answer for each other that you haven't noticed by yourself

01:30:26.640 but other people have like that you could work on one of those brutal it was one of those where it's

01:30:32.160 the meme where it's can i give you constructive criticism me already crying yeah sure yeah i would love

01:30:36.800 nothing more yeah sure what's that i'd love to receive it's really eye-opening just going around

01:30:40.960 and and another thing actually you know left that circle different people pleaser know-it-all

01:30:49.040 i'm a know-it-all which one of you's a know-it-all i'm a big know-it-all too it's okay it's and

01:30:53.920 it sucks when you really do know it all like i know it's unfortunate helping the population like

01:30:58.320 sometimes i'm like i don't want to be right i'm right all the time too it's like someone else step it

01:31:03.520 up yeah god it gets lonely at the top or it's just like i've got a lot of information and love

01:31:07.920 and i want to share it yeah you know the amount of times i really like genuinely have taken joy

01:31:13.600 and being right specifically against my man sorry it's a whole other feeling it feels like smelling

01:31:19.920 salts to me like yeah that's good when you googled it and found out i was right yeah or sometimes i go

01:31:26.560 what'd it say what'd it say and then he's like whatever i was like yeah right that's what i thought

01:31:31.920 yeah one time me and my man for first time ever went to san francisco and we were walking around

01:31:37.120 a park or something and there was like we were looking at this map and this is like kind of

01:31:40.960 early on in our relationship so i think we're like a year in at this point and uh we're looking at this

01:31:46.080 map and he goes why don't we go to this uh and he said a boratorium and then i go did you say a

01:31:53.120 boratorium and he goes yeah i go that's not how that word's pronounced and he goes yeah it is i go it's

01:31:59.120 arboretum that's not a boratorium that's not there's letters in there that are not even in

01:32:04.320 arboretum and then i go go ahead look it up because he was like so like that's not no that's not

01:32:09.760 i was like look it up go ahead go look it up and put it on speaker so i can hear it turn it up and

01:32:14.560 then he really was like oh okay no yeah i thought so i was like no dog you dug your heels i don't think

01:32:21.120 i would have known i would have known that arboretum yeah arboretum i think you would

01:32:25.040 what's what is it with trees yeah it's like an enclosed like a greenhouse almost arboretum

01:32:30.000 i've never heard you would have said a boratorium as well it sucks to know it all i know it's trees

01:32:38.160 well it's extra annoying because you know a lot of things about 0.99

01:32:40.960 shit you don't really know anything like my sister once told me you know a lot but like nothing 0.99

01:32:45.600 at the same time yeah she's like you know so much about like nothing but also a lot 0.99

01:32:49.360 and i'm like well and she goes and i know you don't read and she means like textbooks

01:32:54.480 i'm always supposed to be reading textbooks all the time no just born with it once you read

01:32:58.400 frankenstein sorry well thank you so much for coming on the comment section team i love y'all 0.97

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01:33:21.520 love them our sisters down uh thank you so much to our amazing guests for coming on this week's

01:33:26.400 episode of the comment section for those who don't know where can everybody find you

01:33:30.480 at livy mar t at alona mar at adriana mar and together at house of mar t easy to find easy to

01:33:40.240 remember love that and you guys are obviously i'm sure all of you know the mar sisters of course you

01:33:44.560 do thank you so much to my amazing guests for joining us don't forget new episodes of the comment

01:33:48.640 section drop every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms with the video

01:33:52.320 lists for free and exclusively on our favorite platform spotify thank you so much to my olivia

01:33:56.560 alona and adriana and thank you so much to all of you i'll see you next week bye

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - January 07, 2026

DECEPTIVELY FAST Ft. Ilona, Olivia, and Adrianna Maher ｜ Episode 203

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