The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - EMPIRICAL DATA PROVES WOMEN ARE FUNNY ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Grace Africa ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 44

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00:00:02.420 Oh, absolutely.

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00:00:10.880 It's like your customer service voice.

00:00:15.060 It's the same kind of what, you know, when you're on the phone with like the bank or

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00:01:13.060 Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring

00:01:30.380 me, your favorite.

00:01:31.460 Again, it's Christmas season.

00:01:32.760 Today, I have a flamingo on my sweater and that's as good as it gets.

00:01:37.780 But let's get on to the most important part of each episode, which is the wonderful, amazing

00:01:41.920 guests.

00:01:42.300 Today, we have the one and only Grace Afrika.

00:01:47.460 What's up, y'all?

00:01:49.020 This is Grace Afrika, and I'm a comedian.

00:01:52.340 Grace and I go way back.

00:01:54.320 Way, way, way back.

00:01:55.640 I remember I slated your DMs, girly.

00:01:58.380 Yeah, we did, huh?

00:02:00.220 You know what's funny?

00:02:01.140 When I first found you, obviously I thought you were so incredibly hilarious.

00:02:05.520 But I also love how you were tricking the internet for months on what your real accent was,

00:02:11.180 because you could do like 10.

00:02:12.760 Oh yeah, you got to.

00:02:14.700 It's like the Truman Show.

00:02:15.660 Just slide them in and out.

00:02:16.600 Rotate them.

00:02:17.340 Just keep going.

00:02:18.240 Just bow, bow, bow, bow.

00:02:19.300 They won't see where it's coming.

00:02:20.320 Yeah, never let them know your next move.

00:02:22.300 Oh, the emoji trend, where it was like, put the emojis down there.

00:02:26.400 I said, oh, you don't know what's coming to you, brother. 0.53

00:02:31.120 I killed that.

00:02:32.520 I was like, one of my best videos.

00:02:33.820 I'm obsessed with you.

00:02:34.820 And your content.

00:02:35.800 You're so funny.

00:02:36.640 Thank you. 0.99

00:02:37.300 And I stan a funny bitch. 1.00

00:02:38.560 I be stan, I be stan with her. 1.00

00:02:40.920 You know why?

00:02:42.520 Because we both foreign, but we both got that mindset of like, okay, we're not going to care 0.98

00:02:47.480 about what other people say about us.

00:02:49.380 Anything at all.

00:02:50.200 We're just real.

00:02:51.280 We're so real.

00:02:52.280 You're so real for that.

00:02:53.300 You're so authentic.

00:02:55.500 Be for real.

00:02:57.780 Be so for real.

00:02:58.960 Be so, so, so.

00:02:59.820 Oh my goodness.

00:03:01.260 I love when they put that under videos that they're like, come on, y'all.

00:03:04.460 Get it together.

00:03:06.300 Be so for real.

00:03:07.540 Be so for real.

00:03:08.840 It's like a nice way of saying, mm-mm.

00:03:10.880 Yeah.

00:03:11.300 Absolutely not.

00:03:12.140 It's honestly such an insult, if you think about it.

00:03:14.840 If you're saying something with like your whole chest and you mean it, and someone's

00:03:17.860 like, be for real.

00:03:18.480 Yeah.

00:03:19.160 And then you're like, ugh, delete my account.

00:03:22.500 Pain.

00:03:23.400 Real life pain.

00:03:25.140 I haven't been hit with that one yet.

00:03:27.140 Me either.

00:03:27.700 Honestly.

00:03:28.160 Honestly, I haven't.

00:03:28.780 Oh my God, please.

00:03:29.860 Where's the wood so I can knock?

00:03:31.220 Please, please, please. 0.93

00:03:33.520 Most of the people who hate me are men and they're not even remotely intelligent enough 0.75

00:03:38.200 to like make that kind of joke. 0.97

00:03:39.560 That's funny.

00:03:40.440 Layered.

00:03:41.040 Oh.

00:03:41.480 They don't have the capacity.

00:03:43.060 Like, I feel like the men's, yeah? 0.85

00:03:46.060 Yeah.

00:03:46.520 Because men are like known to be like the funny ones.

00:03:49.780 Yeah.

00:03:50.080 Allegedly.

00:03:50.640 Like with the gender norm. 0.93

00:03:52.200 Yeah.

00:03:52.780 Baby, that gender norm is done broke, man. 0.99

00:03:55.040 I don't know what to tell you, brother.

00:03:56.220 Like, I'm like, I'll give you war, but I will not give you funny.

00:03:59.520 Bye.

00:04:00.140 I'll give you the workplace, but I will not give you funny.

00:04:02.840 Exactly.

00:04:04.100 Because they be so asleep.

00:04:07.200 They are.

00:04:07.560 So like when there is like a funny woman, they're like, oh man, what do we do, bro?

00:04:12.540 Like, can I laugh at this, man?

00:04:14.740 That's so funny you say that because I did talk to someone on my show about that too.

00:04:18.880 And like it was Meg and she was talking about how like, you know how you can tell when you're

00:04:23.780 in a group setting, like you're, let's say like a party, you can always tell when a guy does not

00:04:28.580 like that you're the funniest.

00:04:29.980 So anti.

00:04:30.780 It's so obvious.

00:04:32.160 He's sweating.

00:04:33.220 Yeah.

00:04:33.620 He's so like, and he's so like.

00:04:34.940 He's gritting his teeth.

00:04:35.920 Refusing to laugh.

00:04:36.800 Like he's like.

00:04:37.340 He's like, okay, but I can do that too.

00:04:40.980 No.

00:04:41.820 It's okay.

00:04:42.120 Then why aren't you?

00:04:43.580 Exactly.

00:04:45.380 Exactamente.

00:04:46.120 They get really upset, man.

00:04:47.480 They really do.

00:04:48.360 How'd you get on TikTok?

00:04:49.300 What was your start on TikTok?

00:04:50.720 I don't think we've ever talked about that.

00:04:52.040 Um, yeah, a lot of people don't know.

00:04:54.540 I started because I was doing standup comedy.

00:04:58.400 I've been doing standup comedy for about seven years.

00:05:01.160 Oh, love.

00:05:02.240 And, um.

00:05:03.520 She's so good.

00:05:04.300 Make sure y'all go see her.

00:05:05.280 Thank you.

00:05:05.820 Actually, I have a show December 10th.

00:05:07.400 Love.

00:05:07.860 At Flappers in Los Angeles, California.

00:05:09.960 Love that.

00:05:10.960 If you're here.

00:05:11.800 You should congrats.

00:05:12.680 I would love that.

00:05:13.640 It's correct.

00:05:14.120 Oh, yeah.

00:05:16.460 And then the clubs closed down and I was like, well, can't break this itch of funny.

00:05:22.040 Um.

00:05:23.100 Y'all, like, they need me.

00:05:24.500 They, they, they need me.

00:05:25.380 The world, the people need me.

00:05:26.760 They need girls like me to sit on their keyboards. 1.00

00:05:30.100 I'm the girl.

00:05:31.400 I love Nicki Minaj.

00:05:33.080 Love that.

00:05:33.820 Um, yeah.

00:05:34.740 So, I got out on the pandemic and then I just started creating videos and they blew up.

00:05:40.300 Thank God.

00:05:41.100 Because if I, if I started now, I would be so stressed out.

00:05:44.880 I know.

00:05:45.260 Because it's so saturated.

00:05:47.080 It is.

00:05:47.740 It is.

00:05:48.140 Once it, like, blew up, blew up.

00:05:49.940 Yeah.

00:05:50.460 Yeah.

00:05:50.780 Because there was, like, I think, I feel like when I first, uh, started looking at TikTok,

00:05:56.120 I was, like, more so a voyeur.

00:05:57.740 Like, I was just watching.

00:05:58.760 Exactly.

00:05:59.300 But you were one of the people I would see all the time.

00:06:00.900 And you were one of the, the few people that I saw and I was like, okay, so it's not

00:06:04.640 all white people dancing.

00:06:05.940 Hello.

00:06:06.720 Love that.

00:06:07.740 So, like, your funny, engaging content.

00:06:10.940 And I was like, okay, I love that.

00:06:12.180 Like, that made me, that convinced me to, like, want to stay on TikTok.

00:06:15.680 Because at the beginning, I didn't want to really engage because I was like, this seems

00:06:19.040 like I'm geriatric.

00:06:20.920 Like, I'm too old.

00:06:21.780 Oh, my goodness. 1.00

00:06:22.200 And I'm too brown for this shit. 1.00

00:06:23.640 Oh, my goodness. 1.00

00:06:24.460 Yeah.

00:06:24.600 When I tell people my age, I'm 27 by the way.

00:06:26.960 And I'm not.

00:06:27.400 Same.

00:06:27.760 I'm not scared to say that.

00:06:29.820 Period.

00:06:30.080 Love that for us.

00:06:31.340 They say, oh, what?

00:06:32.820 You're 27?

00:06:34.920 You're still alive?

00:06:36.900 Oh, God.

00:06:37.460 I know.

00:06:38.020 They, they treat us like we're elder folk.

00:06:41.020 Oh, my God.

00:06:41.560 I'm just kidding.

00:06:42.820 What's the, um, Don't ask you.

00:06:46.360 Yeah.

00:06:46.840 Look at you, boy.

00:06:48.340 Thinking, like, 1968.

00:06:49.720 Go ahead on, boy.

00:06:51.040 That's you and me.

00:06:51.900 Every time we see each other.

00:06:54.260 Because we see each other all the time.

00:06:55.540 At a TikTok party?

00:06:57.200 At every event ever.

00:06:58.640 High school.

00:06:59.800 It is high school, huh?

00:07:01.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:07:01.940 If you ever want to know what it's like to, like, go mingle at shit like that for social 0.98

00:07:05.260 media, you see the same people over and over again. 0.99

00:07:07.420 Over and over.

00:07:07.920 And then, thankfully, if they're like Grace, they're really awesome to talk to.

00:07:11.560 And have a good time.

00:07:12.280 Most of them are, are not so fun.

00:07:14.800 Some of them are really unbearable to talk to.

00:07:16.860 Oh, my goodness.

00:07:17.840 At the, what was the, uh, emergency, um, after party we went to for the premiere?

00:07:24.180 Ambulance.

00:07:24.800 Ambulance.

00:07:25.160 We saw the movie Ambulance.

00:07:26.480 I'm so funny.

00:07:26.560 We went to the premiere.

00:07:27.960 Wait, hold on.

00:07:29.160 I'm so glad you brought that up.

00:07:31.040 I'm so, hold on.

00:07:31.820 I need to tell everyone how Grace is.

00:07:33.300 I want to know your point. 0.99

00:07:34.780 First of all, Grace goes to places by herself, which is because she's a confident bad bitch, 1.00

00:07:39.780 clearly. 0.99

00:07:40.660 But like, she'll go to anything and anywhere by herself.

00:07:43.660 And she literally goes, I'm going to take a lap.

00:07:45.580 And she'll walk around the room and go talk to people, which is so foreign to me because

00:07:48.800 I'm at those things.

00:07:49.880 I'm like, I'm not talking to anyone.

00:07:51.280 I'm not talking to anyone.

00:07:52.260 I stood with Shallon the whole time.

00:07:54.240 But my boyfriend went to, he's like, I'm going to go check out those appetizers.

00:07:58.020 I was like, go off, King.

00:07:59.060 Right?

00:07:59.400 Oh, yeah.

00:07:59.740 He left.

00:08:00.380 I was standing with Shallon.

00:08:01.860 Grace, I didn't know Grace was there yet. 0.99

00:08:04.200 Oh, yeah.

00:08:04.780 Straight to the floor.

00:08:05.400 My boyfriend came back.

00:08:06.720 And then, um, you walked up.

00:08:08.900 I was like, oh, Grace.

00:08:09.740 I was like, this is my boyfriend, Billy.

00:08:11.440 And then you were like, oh, yeah, you cut me in the buffet line.

00:08:15.360 My boyfriend was like.

00:08:16.240 I'm going to play about that, brother.

00:08:17.560 And my boyfriend was like, I did not.

00:08:19.160 And you're like, no, you definitely did.

00:08:21.020 Nice to meet you.

00:08:24.400 And then later on, you asked, my boyfriend was holding a plate.

00:08:27.180 And he, like, he gets too nervous to, like, put it anywhere.

00:08:29.380 So he'll just stand there and hold it.

00:08:30.800 And you were like, are you going to finish that?

00:08:34.900 Quality.

00:08:35.580 Classic Grace.

00:08:36.240 They were honestly really good.

00:08:38.820 That's, like, some of the best food I've had at one of those events.

00:08:41.120 And I don't like wasting food.

00:08:42.540 I don't know if it's.

00:08:43.060 I feel that.

00:08:44.080 The way my parents, my African parents were like, if you don't finish this plate,

00:08:48.460 you're not getting up from here.

00:08:50.520 So I'd be taking it on.

00:08:52.720 I'd be like, my mom's going to come for you if you don't finish this plate. 0.91

00:08:56.640 The best part about that story is at the end of the night, I was like, all right, I'm going to head out.

00:09:02.260 So I said bye to Shallon.

00:09:03.460 And then when I was walking, I was like, where's Grace?

00:09:05.940 I went and looked. 1.00

00:09:07.180 This bitch is at the bar with Wale. 1.00

00:09:10.180 Like, literal Wale. 1.00

00:09:12.320 Like, they were sitting there and he was getting her a drink.

00:09:14.660 I read people too well sometimes, especially when I get a little drink.

00:09:19.060 Like, when I get a little swipsy, oh my gosh, I'd be like, hmm.

00:09:24.540 I went up to him because I knew he was awkward.

00:09:26.840 He's a rapper.

00:09:27.640 And it was his first show.

00:09:30.860 Yeah.

00:09:31.340 Like, it was his first movie.

00:09:32.800 And I could tell he was just, like, standing and, like, being by himself.

00:09:37.800 I said, my brother, go, go, go, go.

00:09:38.980 Let's get, let's turn up.

00:09:40.220 He said, hey, yo, let's go.

00:09:42.580 And I ended up, I felt bad.

00:09:43.900 I had to go somewhere else.

00:09:45.500 So I left.

00:09:45.900 Girl.

00:09:46.600 I literally went to save by her.

00:09:47.920 She goes, this is my friend Wale.

00:09:50.000 And I was like, I'm familiar.

00:09:52.080 Lotus flower bomb. 0.96

00:09:53.480 You know what I mean?

00:09:54.500 The lotus and the flower bee bomb.

00:09:56.220 And the bomb.

00:09:58.080 Bruh, that's the night that Jason Momoa got a picture.

00:10:01.700 Yeah.

00:10:02.040 And I was, I really wanted to introduce him to my boyfriend because they could be the Spider-Man meme.

00:10:07.340 But me and Chalum were too nervous to go up to him.

00:10:09.660 And Grace was like, yeah.

00:10:10.840 And then later on, she posted a picture that she was with him. 0.98

00:10:12.900 I said, bitch, when did you go meet him? 1.00

00:10:15.320 My friend. 1.00

00:10:16.000 No, I literally, literally.

00:10:19.140 Oh, my God.

00:10:19.800 Okay.

00:10:20.040 So you're going to be.

00:10:22.120 Okay.

00:10:22.540 I'm Jason.

00:10:24.420 Oh, my.

00:10:27.160 Oh, my goodness.

00:10:32.200 Jason Momoa, I love you.

00:10:34.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:10:35.200 If I tell my village I met you, they would make me the queen.

00:10:38.660 He said.

00:10:39.740 You said that to him? 0.65

00:10:41.040 Deadass?

00:10:41.600 Yeah.

00:10:42.000 The bit.

00:10:42.440 No way.

00:10:43.080 And then he said.

00:10:43.640 The way you took the bit too far a little bit.

00:10:45.120 A little bit.

00:10:46.000 But, like, also, like, also, it's valid.

00:10:49.560 It's valid.

00:10:50.160 Honestly.

00:10:50.580 Because the way I go home.

00:10:51.740 Getting where you fit in is what I say.

00:10:53.240 That's what I'm talking about.

00:10:54.320 I go home for Christmas.

00:10:55.320 They say, oh, celebrity, celebrity, celebrity.

00:10:57.180 I'm like.

00:10:58.900 And here's proof.

00:10:59.960 Here's proof.

00:11:00.760 He literally asked me.

00:11:01.640 He was like, do you want to take a picture?

00:11:02.820 I said, hey.

00:11:04.740 I'm going to remember this.

00:11:05.380 You lost the accent for a bit.

00:11:06.580 Yeah.

00:11:07.020 I did.

00:11:07.400 I did.

00:11:09.220 Hey.

00:11:11.120 Because he just broke up with him.

00:11:12.980 Anyway, let me see.

00:11:13.800 You trying to fill a role or what?

00:11:15.160 Hello.

00:11:18.040 You know I've been in those acting classes, girl.

00:11:20.380 That's so funny.

00:11:21.040 I hope you run into him again.

00:11:22.420 Oh, I know.

00:11:22.680 And I hope you talk normal.

00:11:23.960 Or switch the accent.

00:11:25.240 Do the UK.

00:11:26.740 Hello.

00:11:27.480 Yeah.

00:11:28.460 Jason.

00:11:28.940 Crocky.

00:11:29.500 Crocky.

00:11:29.700 That's Australia.

00:11:30.320 That's Jose.

00:11:31.900 Jose.

00:11:32.900 Don't know where that's going from.

00:11:34.500 Jose.

00:11:35.940 That's why Grace is one of the funniest people I've met in the industry. 0.99

00:11:38.280 Oh, man.

00:11:39.100 I just be trolling.

00:11:40.600 It's not okay.

00:11:42.000 Like, I literally.

00:11:42.960 You're like, sometimes I take it a bit too far.

00:11:45.060 Just a little.

00:11:45.460 A bit too.

00:11:47.120 Yeah.

00:11:48.060 Sometimes the bit goes a little too far.

00:11:50.180 Very far.

00:11:51.220 Very, very far.

00:11:52.720 Very far.

00:11:53.380 Have you ever done, like, have you ever done one of your accents before to the point where,

00:11:56.940 like, people, like, genuinely believe?

00:11:58.380 Oh, every time.

00:11:59.340 And then you're like, oh, no, I forgot.

00:12:01.380 I talked like that when I saw you laugh.

00:12:03.200 Yeah.

00:12:05.300 Anywhere, anytime, anyplace.

00:12:06.780 It's actually quite bad.

00:12:08.600 It's very, very bad.

00:12:09.980 Actually, and then when I get drunk, I can speak French.

00:12:13.220 I have no idea why.

00:12:15.040 But my friends have videos of me speaking French.

00:12:17.800 Is it, like, actual French or is it just me?

00:12:19.320 Bro, I'll be whipping it out.

00:12:21.480 I don't know where it comes from.

00:12:22.900 You ask me now, I say bonjour.

00:12:23.460 What's the name of your drunk persona?

00:12:24.880 Do you have a name for it?

00:12:25.400 Claudette.

00:12:26.020 Claudette de Roson.

00:12:29.500 Okay, Madeline. 1.00

00:12:30.480 Go off, bitch. 1.00

00:12:31.220 Sorry. 1.00

00:12:33.900 Are you American?

00:12:36.400 The way that, like, people will buy it, too.

00:12:39.360 Because it's so good.

00:12:40.120 They eat it up.

00:12:40.800 They really do.

00:12:41.920 Sorry.

00:12:43.500 They say, where are you from?

00:12:44.280 Oh, I remember when I was working at a movie theater.

00:12:46.380 Yeah.

00:12:46.600 I was, like, 17.

00:12:49.260 And that day I was British.

00:12:51.900 Couldn't tell you why.

00:12:52.920 Couldn't tell you how.

00:12:54.280 Just decided.

00:12:55.880 And then, but I didn't know my geography.

00:12:57.940 There was a British couple that came and they said, oh, where are you from?

00:13:01.720 I said, oh, like, Eastern Isles.

00:13:05.560 I'm from the Eastern Isles.

00:13:07.720 They said, oh, we haven't heard of that.

00:13:09.920 They started looking it up.

00:13:10.760 I said, don't worry.

00:13:11.700 You want a free popcorn?

00:13:13.520 Do you want a free?

00:13:14.500 Forget you ever saw me here.

00:13:15.720 Honestly, that's, like, a prime example of, like, our topic for today.

00:13:26.140 Because Grace is obviously so incredibly hilarious. 1.00

00:13:29.680 I find myself pretty funny.

00:13:31.040 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:13:31.600 So, as two funny bitches, right? 1.00

00:13:33.680 I feel like we know funny and we know not funny. 0.95

00:13:37.080 So, the topic for today that we're going to be talking about is, like, funny women versus funny men.

00:13:43.480 And the only reason why is because, like, men, like, obviously we're talking about a very specific kind of man.

00:13:49.780 They're always, like, women aren't funny. 1.00

00:13:51.340 Just across the board.

00:13:53.080 Oh, yeah.

00:13:53.380 They're, like, mm.

00:13:54.000 Blind statement.

00:13:56.360 Blanket.

00:13:56.780 Blanket statement.

00:13:57.700 Blanket statement.

00:13:58.440 Ah, are you okay in the head?

00:14:00.600 Wake up, my friend.

00:14:01.980 It is 2022 you're saying that women are not funny. 0.90

00:14:04.840 That's why I think your whole life, like, you've been alive for over 20 years and you've never once come across any funny women. 0.98

00:14:12.880 And by the same measure, only funny men.

00:14:16.920 Bruh. 0.97

00:14:17.220 And then the stuff that they find funny, I be looking, I say, oh, that's a, well, then, yeah, when they laugh at shit, I'm like, well, no wonder you don't find me funny. 0.98

00:14:27.360 Right. 0.97

00:14:27.620 Because you find that funny.

00:14:28.740 Right.

00:14:29.600 I say, what are we doing?

00:14:30.640 Different strokes, I guess.

00:14:32.540 They don't stroke, I beg.

00:14:33.960 They are not stroking.

00:14:35.140 In more ways than one.

00:14:36.940 Okay.

00:14:38.280 And that's why they are upset.

00:14:39.660 I think, too, like, like we were talking about how, like, some men get really intimidated by funny women.

00:14:46.100 And, like, even when I was, I had an episode with another person and they were talking about how they saw this thing, this, like, study about how some women, like, genuinely, like, don't tell jokes on the first day because they don't want to, like, scare men off or, like, intimidate them.

00:15:02.340 They literally just gave me diarrhea.

00:15:04.980 I literally. 0.99

00:15:05.980 Shit everywhere. 0.99

00:15:07.440 Hello. 1.00

00:15:07.720 Shit in the pants. 1.00

00:15:08.940 We need something. 1.00

00:15:09.940 We need clean up on aisle, too. 0.96

00:15:11.520 It makes no sense to me at all.

00:15:13.880 And, oh, my goodness, just in general, if I see a woman that's not being her authentic self, just so she can fit into that gender norm. 1.00

00:15:23.720 I know.

00:15:24.200 It hurts.

00:15:24.840 It hurts.

00:15:25.180 It hurts me so bad.

00:15:26.200 Painful.

00:15:26.480 But I'm like, get in where you fit in, girl.

00:15:28.700 Yeah, girl, you know what? 0.70

00:15:29.940 I'm like, start cracking jokes.

00:15:31.620 Honestly, go take improv classes.

00:15:32.900 Get funnier.

00:15:33.860 That's what I'm saying.

00:15:34.800 Because it's there and you've suppressed it for so long.

00:15:38.660 Yeah.

00:15:38.960 I just couldn't help it.

00:15:40.220 Yeah, same.

00:15:41.440 You're so naturally funny.

00:15:42.740 Yeah.

00:15:43.300 Yeah.

00:15:43.800 I can't fight it.

00:15:44.600 I'm sorry.

00:15:45.180 So sorry.

00:15:46.140 It's there.

00:15:47.600 So sorry.

00:15:48.980 So let's get into these videos for today.

00:15:52.220 So for those of you who don't know here on the comment section, what we like to do is we bring videos that are applicable to our topic here.

00:15:57.940 And then we laugh, kiki, make all the jokes, all that fun stuff.

00:16:00.960 So obviously, we're going to be talking about humor as a whole, specifically when it comes to like terrible men always finding women not funny.

00:16:07.380 No, they didn't really think.

00:16:09.680 I've got some good ones, but like working in comedy clubs, when I tell you, they try and snub me and I be the funny one in the joint.

00:16:19.940 Really?

00:16:20.260 And they get so hot and heated.

00:16:22.420 And I said, babes, you could have just been letting what's real be real.

00:16:27.680 Instead, they just want to suppress somebody.

00:16:30.080 And then it's funny because you're like, maybe if you tried harder, you would do better.

00:16:35.500 Ever thought about that?

00:16:36.620 Just like open your mind.

00:16:38.760 Yeah.

00:16:39.540 Well, and also, I feel like when you like already you see women that way, like women are funny, blah, blah, blah. 0.72

00:16:45.600 Oh, yeah.

00:16:46.000 When you get intimidated like that very easily, I feel like your lens on life is like a pinhole. 0.99

00:16:52.140 Like you don't see anything else outside of your very narrow scope and it's very ignorant. 0.98

00:16:56.680 So you can't be funny. 1.00

00:16:58.120 Like literally you're incapable of being funny when you're ignorant. 1.00

00:17:01.420 Wait, no. 1.00

00:17:02.480 Women are funny? 1.00

00:17:03.440 Wait, are aliens real?

00:17:04.880 Like what are we talking about?

00:17:06.460 Like what's next, right?

00:17:08.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:09.420 What else are we going to let them bitches get away with? 1.00

00:17:11.580 Like they can control what they do with their bodies. 0.99

00:17:14.140 What else are we going to let them do?

00:17:16.260 Walk all over us?

00:17:18.020 Take executive positions in the workplace?

00:17:20.380 Oh my goodness.

00:17:20.820 Where does it end?

00:17:21.920 I saw, yeah.

00:17:23.140 That's another video for another time. 1.00

00:17:25.080 No shit. 0.99

00:17:25.700 Okay, so this first video is the comedian and talk show host, Lily Singh. 0.99

00:17:32.800 She does a comedic monologue on her show about how International Women's Day is coming up.

00:17:37.140 And she's obviously making fun of like terrible men who are upset that the day exists.

00:17:42.020 Because, you know, they're like, women get a month, what about a man? 1.00

00:17:45.280 Yeah.

00:17:46.060 I don't know, check the last thousand years of human history.

00:17:49.860 You guys got a lot of them.

00:17:51.100 Systemic.

00:17:51.800 Yeah.

00:17:52.180 And they're like, what is that?

00:17:53.500 And I'm like, I'm going to go back to work.

00:17:56.380 Stack this bread up.

00:17:57.560 Yeah.

00:17:58.800 And they should get their money up instead of their funny up, honestly.

00:18:03.060 Hello.

00:18:03.460 I would focus on that if I were them.

00:18:04.920 Because the way they want to have a woman that is making money, that will be cooking, 1.00

00:18:11.080 that will be cleaning, that will bear the children. 0.68

00:18:14.360 Are you okay?

00:18:15.960 And she's simply not me.

00:18:18.420 I'm not built.

00:18:20.000 Look somewhere else.

00:18:21.360 You know what I mean?

00:18:21.900 I'm not a traditional girl.

00:18:24.020 I cannot.

00:18:24.500 I mean, it's, if you think of, like, when you talk about humor as a whole, too, like,

00:18:29.240 especially, like, the kind of humor that I find funny, a lot of times dudes are like,

00:18:33.340 I just think that's so, like, juvenile or whatever.

00:18:36.200 Sometimes that's the best kind of humor. 1.00

00:18:38.060 Silly shit. 1.00

00:18:39.180 Being a silly goose never goes out of style. 1.00

00:18:41.720 There's levels. 0.99

00:18:43.040 There's, like, the slapstick comedy.

00:18:44.400 Yeah.

00:18:44.640 Which is, like, someone falling down the stairs.

00:18:47.380 The ice bucket challenge.

00:18:48.720 I feel like it's slapstick comedy.

00:18:50.360 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:51.200 And then.

00:18:52.060 Or, like, the cinnamon challenge.

00:18:53.560 Oh, my goodness.

00:18:53.820 Like, physical comedy.

00:18:55.160 That's the cinnamon challenge.

00:18:56.420 Did you ever do it?

00:18:56.980 It was scary.

00:18:57.520 No.

00:18:57.940 I didn't either.

00:18:59.000 I'm not a fan of choking, so.

00:19:00.780 Right.

00:19:01.560 I thought, not for me.

00:19:02.840 She said, mm-mm.

00:19:03.780 I said, mm-mm.

00:19:05.400 I couldn't even watch a full video.

00:19:08.200 Me either.

00:19:08.700 It makes me, ugh. 0.99

00:19:09.620 It makes my butthole itch, honestly. 0.99

00:19:12.120 Okay, so. 0.99

00:19:12.820 Burning.

00:19:13.020 Okay, so the comments on this video are obviously less than favorable.

00:19:18.720 This first one says, I don't want to offend anyone, but I didn't laugh when she was telling

00:19:22.840 all those jokes.

00:19:24.420 I think that's fine, because comedy is almost like, it's like beauty where it's subjective. 0.99

00:19:29.060 So, not everybody's going to find the same shit funny. 0.99

00:19:31.840 But it's when you start going, I don't like that joke, and women are never funny. 1.00

00:19:36.420 That's offensive.

00:19:38.120 A hundred percent.

00:19:39.140 And also not true.

00:19:40.380 Right.

00:19:40.740 Some of the most unfunny people I've ever met in my life are men.

00:19:44.640 And I'll be, and I, I'm not going to lie, sometimes I feed egos.

00:19:49.060 Oh, with fake laughs.

00:19:49.960 Just so I can get through the day.

00:19:52.600 I just, just to get from point A to point B.

00:19:55.960 It's necessary, you know?

00:19:58.580 Necessary.

00:19:59.300 Me, I'm not going to play that game anymore.

00:20:01.720 Oh, so tired.

00:20:03.000 It is.

00:20:03.600 And you know what?

00:20:04.200 Sometimes you give them an inch, they take a mile.

00:20:06.600 Oh my goodness.

00:20:07.060 You give them, you give them a couple of chuckles here and there, then they start firing off

00:20:10.300 jokes.

00:20:10.820 I said, wait, wait, wait.

00:20:12.840 No, that's funny.

00:20:14.500 You're like, I was only prepared for a couple.

00:20:16.600 Just a little.

00:20:17.480 I got nothing else left in me.

00:20:18.800 Do you not see the tears coming from my eyes?

00:20:20.820 Do you have like a white person laugh?

00:20:22.600 I have one.

00:20:23.440 Oh, absolutely.

00:20:26.600 I actually had a bit about that.

00:20:28.620 I don't know.

00:20:28.820 I just started talking about the white person laugh.

00:20:31.200 It's true.

00:20:31.900 It's like, it's like your, um.

00:20:33.660 It's a full laugh.

00:20:34.460 Customer service voice.

00:20:35.960 It's the same kind of what, you know, when you're on the phone with like the bank or something

00:20:39.260 and then they're like making jokes and you're like, I know, crazy.

00:20:44.060 Yeah.

00:20:44.420 Yeah.

00:20:46.340 And they're like, executive decisions.

00:20:48.660 You're like, what part of executive decisions has you rolling like that?

00:20:54.740 But we're going to get this money.

00:20:57.520 Listen, one thing about it, I'm going to stay in my bag.

00:21:00.480 That's for sure.

00:21:01.860 Fire them off.

00:21:02.920 I've been getting discounts.

00:21:03.540 I got lots of fake laughs.

00:21:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:05.800 And that's it sometimes.

00:21:08.580 If you laugh at my joke, I'm not giving you anything.

00:21:10.980 But if I laugh at your joke, I'm getting discounts.

00:21:14.740 I'm laughing away.

00:21:16.840 Shiver me timbers.

00:21:17.800 What are you talking about?

00:21:19.640 I think that's why.

00:21:21.200 I literally think that's, like, that's why I said, like, if you don't find something funny,

00:21:25.480 you don't have to laugh at it.

00:21:26.960 But when you generalize, like, in general, that's what makes it offensive.

00:21:31.120 But you can fake laugh.

00:21:32.060 We fake laugh all the time.

00:21:33.260 I fake laugh constantly.

00:21:34.860 When you have, like, meetings, when you talk to old people, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:21:38.700 Sometimes.

00:21:39.660 They'll be like.

00:21:40.260 Strangers.

00:21:42.560 Yes.

00:21:43.120 Yeah.

00:21:43.480 I'm like, yeah.

00:21:44.620 When are you going to get married?

00:21:45.960 Yeah.

00:21:47.800 My boyfriend does this thing where he, like, because dudes, like, this is, I almost attribute

00:21:58.880 it to, like, an illness.

00:21:59.660 But, like, especially old white men, they'll be like, big guy. 0.99

00:22:02.940 It's almost like they can't help it.

00:22:04.120 Like, they have to say that when they see him.

00:22:06.540 He's like, oh, big guy.

00:22:08.020 Or they'll say, like, the Jason Momoa thing.

00:22:10.160 And then my boyfriend always goes, this is what he says every time.

00:22:12.800 I was going to say the same thing to you.

00:22:15.220 He says that every time, without fail, and every time it makes them blush and giggle.

00:22:20.840 And they're like, oh, oh, my God.

00:22:23.660 No way.

00:22:24.520 The male gaze.

00:22:25.340 Yeah.

00:22:26.380 Like, truly.

00:22:27.260 Oh, the male gaze.

00:22:27.820 Must be nice, huh?

00:22:29.160 And I told him once, I said, why do you tell them that?

00:22:31.480 And then he goes, because it ends the conversation.

00:22:34.220 100%.

00:22:34.580 I need it to be over immediately.

00:22:36.520 100%.

00:22:36.920 If you, like, if you go any, even a step further, it'll last 20 minutes.

00:22:42.260 Whereas that, he's like, I say it, and it's over.

00:22:44.760 Because then they're, like, as they're blushing and, like, being like, oh, my God.

00:22:48.240 Like a little schoolgirl. 0.94

00:22:49.400 Then he just walks away.

00:22:50.440 Yeah.

00:22:51.240 It's like a smoke bomb.

00:22:52.940 Like, it explodes, and then he gets to escape.

00:22:58.240 Catch him now when he's in the fluster of laughter.

00:23:01.860 Then he ditch him.

00:23:03.780 Sayonara.

00:23:04.280 I don't know why I've been saying that.

00:23:05.580 Sayonara, that's your new thing.

00:23:10.480 There's a TikTok, and it's like, sayonara, sister.

00:23:15.780 I would take it all day, me and my friend.

00:23:17.660 That's, like, I've seen those videos where people are, like, I don't know why white people 0.89

00:23:23.360 will try to, like, appropriate AVE because their own sayings are, they hit so hard.

00:23:30.400 Like, when they say, like, they're, like, newsflash. 0.99

00:23:33.600 Whatever, major loser. 0.99

00:23:34.960 They say, like, bite me. 1.00

00:23:38.720 I grew up as a token black kid, so I had to learn them to survive. 0.99

00:23:44.160 I had to learn the jargon.

00:23:46.200 They're like, in your dreams.

00:23:47.580 In your dreams.

00:23:48.460 Oh.

00:23:50.280 They eat hard.

00:23:52.060 Period.

00:23:52.680 Those, they eat, they really do.

00:23:53.940 But instead, they're saying, period.

00:23:55.440 Oh.

00:23:58.160 Lord, help, please.

00:24:00.040 Yeah.

00:24:02.540 I think it's, like, I'm like, you guys are selling yourself short because some of those

00:24:08.500 things.

00:24:08.760 Short.

00:24:09.800 Some of those things.

00:24:11.580 They're really funny.

00:24:12.660 Like, if you use them to cap your sentences or to, like, insult somebody.

00:24:16.740 Exactly.

00:24:17.300 You wish.

00:24:18.240 You wish.

00:24:21.540 Like, what would you say to that?

00:24:23.060 That's it.

00:24:23.540 That's it.

00:24:24.060 That's, it's done.

00:24:25.940 It's over.

00:24:26.600 Bite me. 0.94

00:24:27.140 Yeah.

00:24:27.820 That was one of my favorites.

00:24:29.540 I said, ah.

00:24:31.040 Mommy.

00:24:31.540 I want to go back to Africa. 0.99

00:24:35.920 Okay.

00:24:36.640 Let's get another comment on this video.

00:24:38.580 Um, it says, only reason they have a day is because all of women's achievements can be 1.00

00:24:44.680 celebrated in one day.

00:24:46.860 Ah, ha, ha, ha.

00:24:48.100 That's what they are.

00:24:49.040 A fake laugh.

00:24:49.920 Ah, ha, ha, ha.

00:24:51.300 That's right.

00:24:51.800 Yeah.

00:24:52.840 They also use the wrong form of woman, but grammar's hard.

00:24:57.120 Very, very.

00:24:58.000 But all of women's achievements. 0.99

00:25:01.160 It's, like, they, it's, it's beyond, like, I feel like it's a mental illness. 0.99

00:25:07.160 It is.

00:25:07.620 Like, not being able to, like, humanize women in a way. 0.98

00:25:13.700 At all.

00:25:14.100 That they can humanize men.

00:25:16.020 It's, it's.

00:25:16.380 Homo eroticism.

00:25:18.000 Ah, that is one of my favorite, like, anthropology subjects.

00:25:22.580 Yeah, it, it's honestly extremely interesting to me.

00:25:26.480 Like, especially when you think about, like, how they, they do these very homoerotic things 1.00

00:25:32.300 and they find them funny.

00:25:34.260 Oh, yeah.

00:25:35.140 That's weird.

00:25:36.960 Yeah.

00:25:37.640 But then if somebody else do it. 1.00

00:25:38.560 I call it white people shit, but you know. 1.00

00:25:40.260 I know it extends to other people too, but, like, a lot of times they're the epicenter 1.00

00:25:44.100 of it.

00:25:44.680 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:25:45.300 But, like, god damn. 1.00

00:25:47.100 Some of the shit they do, I'm like, you find that funny? 1.00

00:25:50.560 Oh, man. 0.99

00:25:51.640 What was it that, that really shook me, man?

00:25:55.340 What was it?

00:25:56.160 I saw this video.

00:25:57.300 Oh, the girl that was talking about, like, how she wasn't, like, really into, like, showering

00:26:04.620 everything, like, every week.

00:26:05.740 I said, what is every week?

00:26:08.320 What is every week?

00:26:10.180 What is every week?

00:26:11.480 Every week?

00:26:12.800 What is every week?

00:26:13.540 What does that mean?

00:26:14.740 Every week?

00:26:15.940 Every seven days?

00:26:17.780 Scared.

00:26:18.200 I was scared.

00:26:19.000 As I said, who says they don't have culture?

00:26:20.720 That's it right there.

00:26:21.880 And the thing is, they have it.

00:26:24.620 Me, I love people's culture, babes.

00:26:26.800 Me too.

00:26:27.220 We're going golfing.

00:26:28.200 What we're doing.

00:26:29.620 Just, it's great.

00:26:31.180 And build that.

00:26:32.180 Instead, they're trying to appropriate.

00:26:33.560 I said, it's not appropriation where you're going to find your bag.

00:26:37.260 That's true, actually.

00:26:38.680 That's extremely true.

00:26:40.600 You think about stuff, like, what's, like, I'm trying to think of stuff that's, like,

00:26:43.380 extremely white.

00:26:45.160 I thought of one.

00:26:46.740 Cranberry.

00:26:47.740 At Thanksgiving dinner.

00:26:49.660 The way I've never had that.

00:26:52.640 Like, any sort of meal.

00:26:53.500 I just look at it.

00:26:54.300 I say, oh.

00:26:55.360 Yeah, same.

00:26:56.600 I go to my boyfriend's house.

00:26:58.840 His mom is white.

00:27:00.120 So they have it on the table.

00:27:01.340 It's present.

00:27:02.360 And I'm like, that's crazy.

00:27:03.440 I've never seen that, like, with Thanksgiving food, like, ever.

00:27:06.640 Like, in my whole life.

00:27:07.640 I don't know.

00:27:08.320 And the thing is, I don't want to get it because I don't want to embarrass myself.

00:27:11.840 Because I don't know at what point I eat it.

00:27:13.780 Because, you know, you have the stuffing, the macaroni, the turkey.

00:27:16.260 Yeah, and you, like, do a little round robin.

00:27:19.060 And I'll get to that one.

00:27:19.960 I'll say.

00:27:20.200 I'm looking over trying to cheat off a test or what.

00:27:26.620 I think it, does it go with the turkey?

00:27:28.100 I don't know.

00:27:28.320 It goes with, I think it's, yeah, I think it's like you add it, like, with your, it's

00:27:31.460 like supposed to be salty sweet, I'm assuming.

00:27:34.360 I've never had.

00:27:34.920 Chex mix.

00:27:35.540 I've never.

00:27:36.040 Yeah.

00:27:36.940 Chocolate covered pretzel.

00:27:38.160 You know, I've never had the nads to try it myself.

00:27:40.700 Nads, man.

00:27:40.820 I just, like, I don't trust things that are gelatinous that come out of a can.

00:27:44.880 Hell well.

00:27:45.540 It gives me sinister energy.

00:27:46.980 That's just me, though.

00:27:48.500 But that's very white to me.

00:27:49.920 And I don't, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

00:27:51.880 Yeah.

00:27:52.160 I haven't gone to the bottom of that.

00:27:54.700 Thanksgiving is jollof rice and fufu and plantain.

00:27:59.280 You know what else is white? 0.73

00:28:00.660 Toe shoes.

00:28:02.500 Toe shoes?

00:28:03.100 You know, the shoes, they look like a foot. 1.00

00:28:05.760 And they put their individual toe like a glove, bitch. 1.00

00:28:08.720 Literally like this. 1.00

00:28:10.120 And they walk around like that.

00:28:11.880 I've seen the yogis.

00:28:13.120 Yeah.

00:28:13.700 I've seen the yogis. 1.00

00:28:14.460 They hike in them, bitches. 1.00

00:28:16.440 How? 1.00

00:28:17.180 I don't know.

00:28:18.160 I said, don't your feet feel the ground?

00:28:19.140 So this is a rock and they're doing like this.

00:28:23.160 The way they're gripping it like an eagle?

00:28:25.320 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:28:26.340 On the perch, on the ledge, bitch. 1.00

00:28:28.320 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:28:29.280 Why would you do that?

00:28:29.940 I believe I can fly.

00:28:31.020 I say, you know what?

00:28:32.220 You know what?

00:28:33.100 That's your culture and I respect it.

00:28:34.500 I respect it.

00:28:35.400 I won't take it from you.

00:28:36.400 I don't want it.

00:28:37.580 But I will let you have it.

00:28:39.280 One thing I'll say with the World Cup going on, I'd be saying soccer.

00:28:44.260 I don't know why, but I think it's so funny how like other people will get perturbed and

00:28:48.300 they're like, no, it's football.

00:28:49.880 I'm like, soccer, man.

00:28:51.020 America.

00:28:53.440 God, I love soccer.

00:28:54.940 I love soccer.

00:28:55.880 I love soccer.

00:28:57.080 Yeah, I think it's like more of a European.

00:28:59.500 Like it's really popular.

00:29:00.700 Football is honestly like an American thing.

00:29:04.040 Like not like American football.

00:29:05.780 No, yeah.

00:29:06.680 Because nobody else in the world has that but us.

00:29:08.880 Yeah.

00:29:09.440 And we be going hard for it too.

00:29:11.120 I know.

00:29:11.960 And soccer or football is literally the universal sport.

00:29:16.320 Everybody plays that.

00:29:17.200 Everybody.

00:29:17.920 Yeah.

00:29:18.120 Which blew my mind when I grew up and realized that.

00:29:20.760 Oh, really?

00:29:21.160 Yeah, because I never really left.

00:29:24.320 I don't know.

00:29:25.580 I never, like genuinely, even to this day, I've never left the country except to Mexico.

00:29:30.480 Oh.

00:29:30.980 So like I've only ever been to Mexico.

00:29:32.900 I don't know.

00:29:34.260 Girl.

00:29:35.580 Girl strip. 0.98

00:29:36.540 You're more. 0.51

00:29:37.020 Oh, love it.

00:29:38.040 You can take me to the UK.

00:29:39.680 Talk about white. 0.72

00:29:40.440 Do you want to come?

00:29:41.220 Yes, I would love to.

00:29:42.080 Oh my goodness.

00:29:42.560 Yes.

00:29:42.980 That'd be so fun.

00:29:43.800 I've never been.

00:29:44.980 The UK babe.

00:29:46.000 Hey, we're going to bring her down. 0.99

00:29:47.880 UK babes.

00:29:48.480 Just know if she's going to come down, there's a lot of carnivals.

00:29:52.700 Yeah.

00:29:52.840 Are there really?

00:29:53.620 Yeah.

00:29:54.140 We got carnivals.

00:29:54.580 And cobblestones.

00:29:55.860 I know that.

00:29:56.300 Hey.

00:29:56.460 Okay.

00:29:56.940 White clutches.

00:29:58.160 Hey.

00:30:00.640 We got carnivals and cobblestones.

00:30:05.220 I love that.

00:30:06.380 Look at that.

00:30:06.940 Put me in the booth, man.

00:30:08.160 In the booth, mate.

00:30:09.120 In the booth.

00:30:09.620 You know what's funny?

00:30:10.300 I'm going to New York soon.

00:30:12.160 Okay.

00:30:12.500 And I got like, this is just my happenstance, but I got a black puffer.

00:30:15.920 And I was like, black puffer activities, right?

00:30:18.060 Like, I'm going to like, make that joke the whole time I'm there.

00:30:20.640 But then I was like, I'm going to put this on and I'm going to roll up a beanie and then

00:30:24.140 I'm going to look like a chav, mate. 1.00

00:30:25.840 I'm going to look like a UK hood rat. 0.89

00:30:29.360 They're equivalent of like a man for the streets. 0.98

00:30:33.420 Mandem.

00:30:34.200 Mandem.

00:30:34.900 She's going to be rolling in the street with a mandem. 1.00

00:30:36.780 Yeah.

00:30:37.700 That's how they talk.

00:30:38.220 A shiv, mate. 0.97

00:30:39.040 I'm literally going to go roll that beanie, black puffer, gray joggers, skin tight, painted

00:30:45.960 on.

00:30:46.740 And then like white trainers, mate. 0.81

00:30:48.740 Oh man, you're going to be shutting that down. 0.74

00:30:51.160 Yeah.

00:30:52.580 It's like a, it's really like sing-songy.

00:30:55.200 Yeah.

00:30:55.780 The mandem.

00:30:56.560 The road man.

00:30:57.740 That's what they call them.

00:30:59.040 Yeah.

00:30:59.640 Interesting.

00:31:00.100 They don't play games. 0.61

00:31:01.040 I feel like, yeah, I feel like they're not ones you like really f*** with. 0.92

00:31:04.040 Yeah.

00:31:04.280 So I'm going to dress like that when I go to the UK.

00:31:06.200 Hey, man.

00:31:07.480 Give me that 30, 30.

00:31:09.160 Hey, give me that 30.

00:31:11.280 That's how they talk.

00:31:12.540 Okay.

00:31:12.940 Let's get back to these comments.

00:31:14.340 You're literally going to get like a scene and you're going to be like, hey, don't touch

00:31:17.860 me, fam.

00:31:19.000 Play with me, fam.

00:31:19.860 I'm going to go there one time and then it's going to be my whole personality is my experience

00:31:24.160 there.

00:31:24.560 However long I'm there.

00:31:26.580 Black puffer activities.

00:31:27.900 Exactly.

00:31:28.840 Okay.

00:31:29.040 This last comment says, did y'all know they say they don't get paid the same, but it's

00:31:33.340 because they count the salary per, let's say, year in general, a man will work more days.

00:31:40.240 What?

00:31:41.060 Okay.

00:31:41.580 First of all, if they do by happenstance.

00:31:44.860 Yeah.

00:31:45.140 It's also by how it's to say that's every man in the world is just a lie because there's

00:31:50.520 no way you could ever chart that first of all.

00:31:53.420 And they'd be skewing the charts too.

00:31:55.300 Yeah.

00:31:55.540 And second of all, women get pregnant and then are forced to take off work. 0.94

00:31:59.240 Oh my goodness.

00:31:59.980 So yeah, by nature, they might not work as many days.

00:32:02.820 The healthcare system here is not giving for pregnant queens. 1.00

00:32:06.000 It's garbage. 1.00

00:32:07.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:07.840 But also like, I mean, how could you literally say like men just work more?

00:32:13.220 Why are you thinking about that?

00:32:15.920 It's not the original plot of the movie.

00:32:18.620 And also there is a wage gap.

00:32:20.620 It's literally documented. 0.99

00:32:21.800 I can't believe they say, I can't believe they say that shit's not real and it's like 0.99

00:32:25.040 literally documented. 0.99

00:32:26.200 That's what I'm saying. 0.50

00:32:27.400 Mental illness.

00:32:28.540 It's when they realize that, realize, realize, realize, when they realize that it's actually

00:32:33.800 real or if they ever do, their whole world explodes.

00:32:37.520 What do you mean there's a wage gap?

00:32:39.960 Or they just like simply do not see anymore.

00:32:42.660 All of a sudden they can't comprehend words anymore.

00:32:45.300 They're like, I don't hear it.

00:32:46.760 What is this?

00:32:47.480 Hieroglyphics?

00:32:48.040 Yeah.

00:32:48.540 They're like, I don't speak that.

00:32:49.720 Whatever that is, I don't understand it.

00:32:51.900 It's kind of a heart attack.

00:32:53.280 Sorry, brother.

00:32:54.980 We've been trying to tell you from the beginning, man.

00:32:57.220 I really.

00:32:57.980 You're supposed to watch the comment section, brother.

00:32:59.760 Well, also like I think to say that like women don't get paid more. 1.00

00:33:04.420 How do you know that?

00:33:05.320 Well, I read it somewhere.

00:33:06.280 Where?

00:33:06.680 Where?

00:33:07.240 Reddit.

00:33:08.040 Okay.

00:33:08.460 Right. 1.00

00:33:08.700 That's your source, bitch. 1.00

00:33:09.720 You read it on Reddit? 1.00

00:33:12.720 That's a fake laugh again?

00:33:13.800 Fake laugh money.

00:33:15.520 Yeah, it's literally.

00:33:16.640 It's like my fake laugh is like, it's like, I feel like it's contained inside my body.

00:33:21.420 My real laugh is jarring.

00:33:22.880 Oh my goodness.

00:33:24.380 Yeah.

00:33:24.820 It busts the roof off.

00:33:27.140 I mean, and then I'll be like, oh, sorry.

00:33:30.000 That's only when I'm in a safe space.

00:33:31.660 Sometimes people say like, that laugh's not real.

00:33:34.720 There's no way that laugh's real.

00:33:35.900 If you've, and you said you have, any someone, person laughs exactly like me.

00:33:40.140 This is not exclusive to me. 0.99

00:33:41.340 Like, oh yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:33:42.640 They all cackle. 1.00

00:33:43.840 It's just like a thing.

00:33:44.680 I don't know why.

00:33:45.460 It's just genetics, I guess.

00:33:47.080 But like, we all like cackle and laugh really loud and the same.

00:33:51.840 It all sounds the same.

00:33:52.640 Hang out with any Samoan, Tongan person. 1.00

00:33:55.300 Like, you're going to, it's going to sound like me.

00:33:57.380 I love that.

00:33:59.760 Yeah, it's the same.

00:34:00.760 I be guffawing.

00:34:02.040 That's what, that's what it's called, guffaw.

00:34:04.160 Guffaw.

00:34:04.760 Yeah.

00:34:05.500 Mine's a cackle.

00:34:06.300 Ho, ho, ho. 0.99

00:34:07.980 Oh, hi, hi.

00:34:08.860 Merry Christmas. 0.51

00:34:09.400 When I, when I hear guffaw, I think like goofy.

00:34:13.760 The way he laughs.

00:34:14.280 Oh.

00:34:14.880 It's like.

00:34:17.540 That's what I think.

00:34:19.020 That's like a guffaw in my head.

00:34:22.680 Noing.

00:34:25.500 Wage gap.

00:34:27.860 That's how they sound.

00:34:29.020 Yeah.

00:34:29.460 That's literally how they sound.

00:34:30.820 That's how they sound and that's how they act.

00:34:32.760 Every single time. 1.00

00:34:33.920 No, or shit. 1.00

00:34:35.580 Women aren't funny. 1.00

00:34:36.980 No, ho. 0.98

00:34:37.340 Like, oh, lord.

00:34:39.900 You got to pray for him.

00:34:41.020 That's how you, yeah, literally, I'm like, good luck to you, honestly.

00:34:43.120 I need to go to the mall for him and find out.

00:34:45.500 Well, also, if that, like, stresses you out that badly that you feel the need to write

00:34:48.720 a comment, I'd say give up.

00:34:50.460 Life's too hard.

00:34:51.440 Yeah.

00:34:51.780 You know?

00:34:52.620 And look, you can go live in the countryside and just disconnect.

00:34:57.320 There you go.

00:34:58.120 Disconnect.

00:34:58.280 Throw your phone in the ocean.

00:34:59.400 Go run into the woods.

00:35:00.280 Don't come out.

00:35:01.220 Because we only get bigger and better.

00:35:03.040 Yeah, I can't promise you that you'll get over it.

00:35:06.660 I can promise you I will continue to annoy you.

00:35:09.360 A woman with opinions.

00:35:12.600 I'm scared.

00:35:13.260 Same dude.

00:35:13.760 They're all the same dude.

00:35:14.740 That, like, the guy who thinks the wage gap is fake.

00:35:18.420 The guy who thinks women aren't funny.

00:35:19.920 The guy, Venn diagrams a circle.

00:35:22.240 Oh, my goodness.

00:35:23.080 They're really all the same.

00:35:24.100 It's a crossover.

00:35:24.840 Yeah, it's a real copy-paste situation, honestly.

00:35:27.720 Metaverse.

00:35:28.560 Copy-paste.

00:35:29.020 Okay, let's move on to this next video.

00:35:32.920 This one is a man sitting in his bedroom with headphones on.

00:35:37.040 He's listening to a video where a guy says,

00:35:38.820 the worst thing about being a woman is they aren't funny. 1.00

00:35:42.300 And the guy making the video agrees.

00:35:43.900 He says when he hangs out with girls, he has to fake laugh at their jokes.

00:35:47.520 He cringes when they say they're funny.

00:35:50.100 So what do you get in turn for fake laughing?

00:35:53.240 I really want to know.

00:35:54.640 Yeah, in, like, a colloquial setting.

00:35:57.460 Like, so, because I'm trying to think, like, because you don't think we get paid, one.

00:36:06.560 Yeah.

00:36:07.300 So what is the goal here?

00:36:09.740 Because if you fake laughing to try and take somebody home, maybe, that means you ain't got no game.

00:36:16.580 You ain't got no type of game.

00:36:18.340 And that means she's playing you at that point.

00:36:20.080 Hello.

00:36:20.820 At that point, the rules are reversed, babe.

00:36:24.060 Reverse, reverse.

00:36:24.900 You think you're in control and you're not.

00:36:27.580 You're not.

00:36:28.240 And that's the tea, babe.

00:36:29.400 Sorry, babes. 1.00

00:36:30.480 Sorry, babe.

00:36:31.460 I think, like, with someone who says, every time I've ever hung out with a girl, I've had to fake laugh.

00:36:37.760 How many girls have you hung out with? 0.98

00:36:39.640 Be for real.

00:36:40.520 Be for real.

00:36:41.840 Be authentic.

00:36:42.720 Be real.

00:36:43.180 Be you.

00:36:44.000 Be real.

00:36:44.820 Be you.

00:36:45.160 I mean, like, I think that, I think it's fair to say that not everyone is, like, a comedy genius.

00:36:52.700 Yeah.

00:36:53.260 But if I were to seek one out, it wouldn't be a man.

00:36:56.120 I can promise you that.

00:36:57.180 Would not.

00:36:58.220 Would not.

00:36:58.780 It wouldn't.

00:36:59.440 Unless it's Richard Pryor, baby.

00:37:01.180 You're gonna take the back seat.

00:37:04.580 Because, ah, it's like the bar.

00:37:07.060 It's the bar.

00:37:07.660 So, for every extremely funny woman, I'm trying to find it. 1.00

00:37:15.060 I'm sorry.

00:37:15.640 I'm trying to find it.

00:37:16.420 Because we have to, like, do ten times as much.

00:37:19.200 Yeah, literally.

00:37:20.020 In order to be recognized as funny.

00:37:21.780 That's funny.

00:37:22.840 Compared to men. 0.67

00:37:24.320 Yeah.

00:37:25.160 Hey.

00:37:25.940 And I think, like, what's the gauge?

00:37:27.880 Like, a successful career?

00:37:29.260 Okay.

00:37:29.980 You and I have attained that.

00:37:31.160 And yet there are still men being like, you're not funny.

00:37:34.740 Well, one of us is funny. 0.99

00:37:36.100 Like, between me and this bitch-ass dude, one of us is funny. 1.00

00:37:40.520 We could check the stats if you want. 0.99

00:37:43.800 Look for yourself.

00:37:44.800 Let's poll the audience.

00:37:45.800 Bro, you bring out stats and they'll be like, that's empirical data.

00:37:49.820 That's based off of feelings and emotions and hormones and estrogen.

00:37:56.220 No testosterone.

00:37:58.820 They always bring that up.

00:38:00.520 They do. 1.00

00:38:01.120 The empirical data shit. 0.99

00:38:02.080 Feelings and emotions. 0.99

00:38:02.360 I'm all.

00:38:03.140 Do you even know the definition of empirical data?

00:38:04.820 Uh, it's like a type of, like, graph, right?

00:38:09.720 The instant, the instant goes, straw man argument.

00:38:12.020 It's not related to what I was trying to say.

00:38:13.980 It's not related.

00:38:15.300 Okay. 1.00

00:38:15.780 Eat my ass. 1.00

00:38:16.440 How about that? 1.00

00:38:17.000 Yummy.

00:38:17.280 I once got tagged in this video, um, a lot of times by this, it was this girl, she was 0.93

00:38:26.140 recording herself, like having a conversation with this dude that she worked with and she

00:38:30.240 was like telling him, like, repeat to me what you just said.

00:38:32.620 And he said, like, I just don't think women are funny. 1.00

00:38:35.480 I've never met a woman that was funny. 1.00

00:38:37.120 I think men are inherently funnier, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:38:39.240 And they, and she tagged me herself and her video did like crazy numbers. 1.00

00:38:43.740 And so I commented on it and I was like, I literally just said, like, ask him to tell

00:38:48.460 you a funny joke.

00:38:50.000 Whenever a man tells you, I've never seen, I don't think women are funny. 1.00

00:38:52.620 You say, okay, tell me a joke.

00:38:55.060 Make me laugh.

00:38:56.520 Addie Murphy.

00:38:57.220 Let's get to it.

00:38:58.140 Let's get to it.

00:38:59.000 Let me hear the jokes.

00:39:00.820 And where is it?

00:39:02.100 Oh my goodness.

00:39:02.860 And then you're like, tell me a joke. 1.00

00:39:04.160 And if it has nothing to do with bigotry, I'll eat my hat, bitch. 1.00

00:39:07.340 Yummy. 1.00

00:39:08.220 Immediately.

00:39:09.300 Down.

00:39:10.000 It's going to be a fat joke off top.

00:39:12.720 Like, tell me a funny joke then.

00:39:14.600 Oh my goodness.

00:39:17.120 Every time, bruh.

00:39:18.600 I mean, like, I remember I was working at this comedy club and the requirement to audition

00:39:24.660 is it had to be under three minutes and it had to be clean.

00:39:28.740 Okay.

00:39:29.080 The way the men were just being knocked out.

00:39:34.160 Left, right, and center.

00:39:35.980 As if somebody had to brrr.

00:39:37.340 Just brrr.

00:39:39.020 Spraying.

00:39:39.480 Spraying the room.

00:39:40.260 Spraying.

00:39:41.160 They said.

00:39:41.680 Emptied the clip.

00:39:44.160 They said, okay, guys, when we, when, and this is like a really big comedy clip.

00:39:48.600 Yeah.

00:39:48.780 It's like one of the top three.

00:39:50.180 Yeah.

00:39:50.360 In L.A.

00:39:51.160 And they're like, okay, what we mean is like.

00:39:54.120 Maybe some of you don't understand the definition.

00:39:56.080 But like.

00:39:57.680 Ha.

00:39:59.220 They think just because they're not cursing doesn't mean.

00:40:01.920 We ain't gonna talk about eating.

00:40:03.460 And that's not what they talk about.

00:40:05.520 They said clean.

00:40:06.840 They said clean.

00:40:08.180 They couldn't.

00:40:09.160 Of course they can't.

00:40:10.180 And that's my point.

00:40:11.120 What if when they did that, they had like a taboo buzzer and they were just like, eh,

00:40:14.920 out.

00:40:15.880 Out. 0.88

00:40:16.340 As soon as they tell a dirty joke.

00:40:17.540 They already know it.

00:40:18.360 They'd be like, they'd be like.

00:40:21.480 I'd be like, oh, Lord, have mercy.

00:40:22.860 That's why I said, tell me a joke that's funny that has nothing to do with oppression. 1.00

00:40:27.200 Or like, women are so stupid. 1.00

00:40:29.440 I was f***ing this bitch the other night. 1.00

00:40:30.860 Tell me a joke that's funny that has nothing to do with those things. 1.00

00:40:33.500 They love a sex joke.

00:40:35.200 They do.

00:40:35.900 They eat those up. 0.69

00:40:37.640 And I'd be like.

00:40:42.500 Oh, God.

00:40:44.920 The fake laughter, man.

00:40:46.300 No.

00:40:46.800 You're pouring out of my veins.

00:40:49.680 Oh, my goodness.

00:40:50.680 Just put me up.

00:40:51.500 Dude, the audition process for like a comedy club like that, that's nerve wracking to me.

00:40:56.120 But I can only imagine like tanking so hard where you don't follow the prompt at all.

00:41:01.420 Sometimes I think they know.

00:41:02.820 They know what the instructions were.

00:41:04.940 They are well aware.

00:41:05.980 Oh, yeah.

00:41:06.340 But they're like, this is so funny.

00:41:07.440 It's not going to matter.

00:41:08.160 Yeah.

00:41:08.480 I guarantee it.

00:41:09.500 Oh, my goodness.

00:41:09.820 Yeah.

00:41:10.900 The executive producers are going to eat this up.

00:41:13.220 It doesn't matter.

00:41:13.960 They say that, but they don't actually mean it.

00:41:17.580 When they see what I have to offer, they are going to be laughing their hats off.

00:41:23.560 I'm telling you.

00:41:24.720 Rule book out the window immediately.

00:41:26.600 They're not going to care.

00:41:27.960 They just, it's just silence.

00:41:29.420 I say it.

00:41:33.640 I equate, this is such a weird equivalency, but like I equate stuff like that where they

00:41:39.420 like purposely don't follow the rules because they're like, it's not going to matter to

00:41:42.800 like people at the airport when they're like, the plane's not ready.

00:41:46.340 And then there's people like harassing the out of a gate agent.

00:41:49.880 Oh, yeah.

00:41:50.320 And I'm like, do you think that's going to get you on the plane faster?

00:41:52.680 Probably not.

00:41:53.180 I don't know what's going on either.

00:41:54.220 Yeah.

00:41:54.460 That's like, I equate it to the same because they're like, I'm not the same as these other

00:41:58.400 people.

00:41:58.700 So I'm going to go harass this person.

00:42:00.280 I'm different from everybody else.

00:42:01.720 I don't need to listen to rules.

00:42:03.300 King.

00:42:03.600 That's why sometimes I feel bad, but I'm using King in like a, okay, King.

00:42:09.120 Like I do that too.

00:42:11.320 Okay.

00:42:11.680 I said, go off King.

00:42:12.820 Go off King.

00:42:13.840 Go off King.

00:42:14.760 Period.

00:42:15.520 Same with entitlement.

00:42:17.260 Period.

00:42:17.940 Let them know.

00:42:18.920 This is your space.

00:42:20.660 Safe space.

00:42:21.460 I went, I went to New York a few months ago and, um, my flight there got delayed like

00:42:26.520 a million times, which is a bummer.

00:42:28.340 It's annoying.

00:42:29.000 But then I always think like when they say the engine's failing, I'm like, I'm not getting

00:42:32.740 on that plane.

00:42:33.240 Take your time.

00:42:33.900 Yeah.

00:42:34.300 Immediately.

00:42:34.720 Take your time.

00:42:35.280 Hey, look.

00:42:37.260 I'm on your side.

00:42:38.180 I'll go somewhere else.

00:42:39.840 I'll walk.

00:42:41.960 Don't worry about me, fam.

00:42:43.080 And the way that like older people, especially older people, they'll literally immediately 0.96

00:42:50.040 be like, what is this?

00:42:52.040 So like this one guy, like the last time I got delayed, this guy's at the gate and he's

00:42:56.240 like fighting with this girl who just clocked in.

00:42:59.620 When I tell you she punched her card and turned around and he's like, why is this plane not

00:43:04.280 taking out?

00:43:04.680 Like he's lighting her up and she's like, I literally don't know.

00:43:07.860 I just got here.

00:43:08.640 Like she's being so honest.

00:43:09.720 I don't know.

00:43:10.240 I just got here.

00:43:11.280 And he's like, what are you talking about?

00:43:12.860 There's nothing more embarrassing to me than when they turn around to like start a coup

00:43:16.880 and nobody joins in.

00:43:18.920 Nobody. 0.89

00:43:19.340 He's like, this is ridiculous. 0.88

00:43:21.360 Look at us. 0.96

00:43:22.220 We're all waiting and nobody's backing you up.

00:43:25.720 Here am I.

00:43:27.140 We are under pressure.

00:43:32.100 Silence.

00:43:33.780 Radio.

00:43:34.740 Radio silence.

00:43:35.820 The way that no one's backing him up.

00:43:37.360 He's like, and we're sick of it, aren't we? 1.00

00:43:40.440 Crickets, bitch. 1.00

00:43:42.020 Crickets. 1.00

00:43:42.520 I hear the carry-ons rolling across the linoleum and nothing else.

00:43:46.600 And nothing else.

00:43:47.720 I hear those free snacks they give you when your plane's delayed.

00:43:50.840 You know, they put those out there.

00:43:51.920 Thank you.

00:43:53.400 The old people going up there to get those. 0.98

00:43:55.320 Thank you.

00:43:56.220 Can you get me another one?

00:43:57.280 Thank you.

00:43:57.880 I was like, they're just like literally like in Les Mis, like French Revolution.

00:44:01.800 They're going to tip that plane over.

00:44:03.060 He was like, make sure you email.

00:44:05.300 He's like walking around telling people, make sure you get your money back.

00:44:08.240 I'm surprised you didn't flip.

00:44:09.660 That's a fake laugh right there.

00:44:10.660 Print out some flyers right there.

00:44:11.640 No.

00:44:12.360 No.

00:44:12.880 It's there.

00:44:13.700 You're like.

00:44:14.160 It's there.

00:44:15.200 No, for real.

00:44:16.080 No.

00:44:16.420 A fake laugh is like.

00:44:18.360 I can't fake it too much.

00:44:20.780 I just start hyperventilating.

00:44:23.060 You just got a few in you.

00:44:24.300 That's why.

00:44:27.460 Sometimes if you just open your mouth and smile, that's enough for them.

00:44:30.520 Oh, yeah.

00:44:30.900 You're like.

00:44:36.000 You're like.

00:44:37.140 The pain.

00:44:38.340 And then you say, go off, King.

00:44:39.940 Go off.

00:44:40.680 Go off, King.

00:44:42.660 Let them know.

00:44:43.860 Hey, by the way, I'm not with him. 0.84

00:44:45.440 I always think too, gay agents can play God at that point. 0.99

00:44:48.460 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:44:48.760 They don't want you on that plane.

00:44:49.700 You're not getting on that plane.

00:44:50.720 Oh, yeah.

00:44:51.420 I will not be pissing her off.

00:44:52.900 I've seen so much drama, especially during COVID.

00:44:56.280 People were stressed out.

00:44:57.580 Oh, my God.

00:44:58.080 I know.

00:44:58.500 They were so stressed.

00:44:59.520 I remember when I got on a plane from Houston to L.A., when the plane took off, there was

00:45:06.160 a guy, he had a cowboy hat, and he had porcelain skin, and when it went, well, you know how

00:45:15.420 it goes like this?

00:45:16.540 Yeah.

00:45:17.100 When it went like this, he said, yeah.

00:45:22.180 Are you being for real?

00:45:24.500 He held on to that belt buckle brother, and he went like that.

00:45:27.600 That's it.

00:45:30.400 Who'd jump scared?

00:45:32.260 Like, when I was looking around, everybody was like, they were like, too scared, because

00:45:37.600 he, and then the more and more of the flight went on, he was obviously like the obnoxious 0.96

00:45:42.480 one that was like, what the hell, masks? 0.98

00:45:44.920 What the hell? 0.98

00:45:46.100 You gotta wear masks? 0.98

00:45:47.780 Oh.

00:45:49.100 You're like, yeah.

00:45:50.940 In case you haven't noticed.

00:45:52.480 Yeah.

00:45:52.740 Something's going on.

00:45:53.620 Surprise.

00:45:54.240 Something's going around, so.

00:45:55.320 It's not really up for debate.

00:45:58.400 When I was in college, I would fly back and forth from Hawaii all the time to California,

00:46:03.560 and like, one time I would fly up the most random times, because I did like this thing

00:46:07.480 called a buddy pass, where you like, only fly standby, and like, I would just sit next

00:46:11.580 to the weirdest people.

00:46:12.300 And like, one time I sat across from this lady, porcelain skin again, she stands up, 0.99

00:46:18.620 and she, in the middle of the flight, it's like five, six hours, depending, and she's

00:46:22.360 barefoot, strike one, at the gate.

00:46:25.660 And she's walking on the plane, and she's like, stretching, like, doing like, yoga poses, 0.99

00:46:31.680 like that kind of shit. 0.99

00:46:33.740 Oh. 1.00

00:46:34.380 I'm just scared. 0.99

00:46:35.140 No shit. 0.98

00:46:35.880 And the way I'm like, you know what, that's annoying, but I'm not going to say anything. 0.99

00:46:39.460 I'm not going to say anything.

00:46:40.580 You're being annoying, but like, do you, girl. 0.99

00:46:42.540 Go off, queen. 1.00

00:46:43.480 Go off.

00:46:44.200 And then she's barefoot, so she's like, sticking her feet out, and like, going like, you know,

00:46:48.140 like that.

00:46:49.460 Tell me why she puts her bare foot on my armrest. 1.00

00:46:54.020 I have to say something. 1.00

00:46:56.000 Your toes are gripping where my hands just were absolutely not, bitch. 1.00

00:47:00.480 She probably thought she had those, those, those. 1.00

00:47:02.660 Those toe shoes.

00:47:03.380 Those grippers on.

00:47:05.680 Yummy.

00:47:06.160 The way that she put her toe, like, she literally went like this.

00:47:10.740 I said, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, go put it

00:47:16.580 on a white person's armrest.

00:47:17.920 I'm sure they'll be cool.

00:47:18.740 You have an ingrown nail.

00:47:19.760 Toe nail. 1.00

00:47:20.840 Toe's not even painted, not groomed, nothing.

00:47:23.800 To the back.

00:47:26.380 She's like, peel it off. 0.99

00:47:30.240 To the back.

00:47:30.900 She puts it up.

00:47:32.480 I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

00:47:37.220 you can do it somewhere else, though, like, put your foot on someone else's armrest, babe.

00:47:41.440 And why, why are you explaining yourself?

00:47:44.500 When you know you're doing something that's not right, I'm just stretching, stop.

00:47:50.620 At some point, I'm like, on a certain level, I respect the just complete lack of awareness.

00:47:57.320 Lack of awareness, like, oh, yeah, it's so like, whatever, you know what I mean?

00:48:01.520 Everyone's cool with this.

00:48:02.580 I can't relate.

00:48:04.040 Cannot.

00:48:04.560 But like, on some level, I'm like, okay, well, I guess good for you.

00:48:07.960 That's fly. 1.00

00:48:09.240 Put your toes on someone else's armrest, though.

00:48:10.960 Level of consciousness.

00:48:12.720 Entitlement.

00:48:13.500 Entitlement.

00:48:14.080 Entitlement.

00:48:14.700 That's what it is.

00:48:15.560 I say, hey, jump scared.

00:48:17.820 Because who do you think you are?

00:48:20.280 No, truly, I think that all the time.

00:48:22.140 I'm like, that's actually bonkers.

00:48:24.780 Like, it really is.

00:48:25.460 I can't imagine going through life like that.

00:48:26.840 I really can't.

00:48:28.120 Well, they probably think that what they're doing is what they're supposed to be doing.

00:48:34.760 She said, no, no, no, I'm stretching.

00:48:36.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:37.900 Silly goose. 0.99

00:48:38.860 Whatever. 0.99

00:48:39.180 And then I go, oh, okay, my bad.

00:48:41.020 Yeah.

00:48:41.440 Oh, my God.

00:48:42.420 I thought you were doing something else.

00:48:43.940 Stretching.

00:48:44.260 Yeah.

00:48:44.700 Put your toes there, girl. 1.00

00:48:46.540 Grip them.

00:48:50.340 That is so scary.

00:48:52.200 It is.

00:48:53.220 Talk about a jump scare.

00:48:54.100 I can't imagine just like, you're just sitting and then.

00:49:00.920 Oh, my God.

00:49:01.660 The way my soul would leave my literal body.

00:49:04.680 The way I would have to be arrested by the undercover agent on the plane.

00:49:09.360 Because I'm starting to fight immediately.

00:49:11.420 I feel like I've seen that.

00:49:13.320 The way I'm like reserving a spot on the no fly list. 0.98

00:49:15.800 Because I'm going to start beating the shit out of someone. 0.98

00:49:18.100 Hey. 0.99

00:49:18.320 If you put your toes on my arm.

00:49:20.700 Girl.

00:49:21.260 I'm going to start stretching right there.

00:49:23.320 I was like, hey.

00:49:24.000 Stretch for a different kind of thing.

00:49:25.140 Hello.

00:49:28.140 Knock out.

00:49:31.140 Okay.

00:49:31.580 We'll get to these comments.

00:49:33.620 This first one says, I've never laughed at a woman trying to make a joke unless they told 1.00

00:49:37.900 a joke without realizing it.

00:49:39.560 Okay.

00:49:42.040 Okay.

00:49:42.520 So how did you come to that conclusion?

00:49:44.080 As I said, how do you know that wasn't intentional of her?

00:49:46.480 Wait.

00:49:46.500 So did you know you're making that joke?

00:49:49.660 Before I laugh at this, was that intentional?

00:49:51.860 Did you?

00:49:53.000 Oh, man.

00:49:54.500 Oh.

00:49:56.660 Before I laugh.

00:49:57.460 You intentionally made that?

00:49:58.660 What if they sucked their laugh back in once they found out it wasn't intentional?

00:50:04.300 That's what I did.

00:50:07.040 They rewind immediately.

00:50:09.060 I can't believe that.

00:50:11.100 What?

00:50:12.700 Okay.

00:50:13.600 That's a lot of mental work.

00:50:15.660 I know.

00:50:16.480 Good for them.

00:50:17.280 Just like, and for someone with like very little mental capacity, it's almost impressive.

00:50:22.600 Very.

00:50:23.260 But I think too, like on a certain, at that point, like what's the point of laughing at all?

00:50:28.060 Like if you have to dissect if it was intentional or not, it's exhausting.

00:50:31.640 I'm tired.

00:50:33.680 Please.

00:50:34.800 It's too much.

00:50:36.380 It's a joke laugh.

00:50:37.180 It's hard to be doing quantum physics.

00:50:40.000 At that point you are.

00:50:41.260 I'm trying to decipher whether a woman is intentionally making a joke or not. 0.99

00:50:44.580 It's exhausting.

00:50:45.700 Displacement of beautiful brain matter that can be used for good.

00:50:51.580 Yeah, using it for evil.

00:50:55.340 Okay.

00:50:55.960 This is the last comment it says.

00:50:58.060 I think I heard a girl say one single joke that made me chuckle and it was in response 1.00

00:51:03.180 to my joke.

00:51:04.580 It's funny because when you're on the internet and you write things, all of it could be lies

00:51:08.240 and we don't know.

00:51:09.700 Absolutely.

00:51:10.480 It could be lying.

00:51:11.160 So she made a joke after your joke. 0.80

00:51:15.800 And if it wasn't for your joke, I'm sure it wouldn't be funny.

00:51:19.620 Yeah.

00:51:19.760 What if her joke was better?

00:51:22.740 And that's why he didn't want to chuckle.

00:51:23.980 No, it's not.

00:51:24.660 She's a woman. 0.82

00:51:25.680 You're right.

00:51:26.620 My bad.

00:51:27.140 Like, what are we talking about?

00:51:32.040 Yes.

00:51:32.660 It's scary.

00:51:33.240 They get scared.

00:51:34.260 Yeah, they really do.

00:51:35.280 You're scared.

00:51:36.220 Like, I just can't.

00:51:38.020 I feel like get your bread up.

00:51:40.340 If you're so like, like shook by women who are like naturally funny. 0.96

00:51:46.080 Maybe be funnier.

00:51:47.640 Work on it.

00:51:48.540 Work.

00:51:49.260 Perfect your classes.

00:51:50.680 Perfect your craft.

00:51:51.640 At the ground links.

00:51:52.660 You know?

00:51:53.060 Right down the street off the mail route.

00:51:55.320 We can't all be like us.

00:51:57.740 Naturally funny.

00:51:58.360 Naturally.

00:51:59.040 Natural.

00:51:59.520 Authentic.

00:52:00.260 Natural bite.

00:52:01.340 Be real.

00:52:02.060 Take it up.

00:52:02.700 Take it up with God.

00:52:04.860 Ask him why you're not funny.

00:52:06.600 Ask him why you are busy doing stocks and Bitcoin.

00:52:12.800 Meal prepping.

00:52:13.760 And meal prepping.

00:52:14.600 That's all you're doing.

00:52:15.780 And you're not making anybody laugh.

00:52:17.620 I think sometimes I like think I sometimes I genuinely think that if people don't know

00:52:23.620 how to laugh at themselves, they like can't be funny.

00:52:26.160 Like it's impossible to be funny.

00:52:28.160 Oh, yeah.

00:52:28.500 When you don't know how to take a joke.

00:52:29.680 Like how are you going to tell jokes and you can't take a joke?

00:52:31.500 Yeah.

00:52:31.900 You know what I mean?

00:52:32.880 When I see people like that, it's my personal mission to really find the nook and cranny

00:52:37.540 and open up that brightness and laughter that is there.

00:52:43.720 Yeah.

00:52:44.780 Oh, my goodness.

00:52:45.680 It's the I remember there was a trend on TikTok.

00:52:47.540 It's like, OK, you have to be mysterious.

00:52:49.740 Like you have to be like private. 0.97

00:52:54.540 You guys are so boring. 0.79

00:52:55.920 Yeah. 0.96

00:52:56.320 So boring.

00:52:57.020 Oh, my goodness.

00:52:57.980 Could never be me.

00:52:58.700 But more about like it's like they're trying to adapt like an introverted like personality.

00:53:04.260 Yeah.

00:53:04.600 But like if you're an introvert, you're an introvert.

00:53:07.020 You don't have to like pretend to be one.

00:53:08.840 Yes.

00:53:09.220 And introverts are so layered. 1.00

00:53:10.640 But if you are literally not layered and just quiet and on purpose, you're quiet on purpose.

00:53:17.700 Weird.

00:53:18.740 OK, now it's to it.

00:53:21.780 Yeah.

00:53:22.880 I'm going to crack that.

00:53:24.500 I think that's a great thing, too.

00:53:26.500 But I think, too, that there's also like there's just like I think there's like a certain way that you can learn to be like.

00:53:35.000 I think people are really funny.

00:53:36.240 Some people are funny overall, like they're funny to anyone and everyone like us.

00:53:40.420 Some people are funny in a very specific way.

00:53:42.700 And that's OK, too.

00:53:44.460 It's like it's all relative at the end of the day.

00:53:46.700 It's whatever you like and whatever you find humorous, I guess you could say.

00:53:51.360 But I think like silly jokes are funny.

00:53:54.000 I think layered jokes are right.

00:53:55.320 I'm like not quirky.

00:53:56.940 Yeah.

00:53:57.340 Like I'm not random stuff.

00:53:59.300 Same.

00:54:00.520 Man, I'm not like this is like the only formula to be funny.

00:54:06.140 Also like like as a working as a comedian.

00:54:08.940 Yeah.

00:54:09.380 They think like, OK, hook, line and sink.

00:54:11.160 You're like, yes, I mean, this formula.

00:54:13.320 Not by me.

00:54:14.480 No.

00:54:14.980 I grew my platform on storytelling.

00:54:17.500 Yeah.

00:54:18.500 I love that type of comedy.

00:54:20.880 Same.

00:54:21.460 And like they just think there's like a one track for everything.

00:54:24.700 Yeah.

00:54:25.700 I feel like that's such an old school mindset.

00:54:28.500 It's also extremely exclusionary.

00:54:30.180 Like, yeah, that type of mindset doesn't.

00:54:32.160 I have to go to school to learn how to be funny.

00:54:35.580 You can perfect your craft and study it.

00:54:37.980 But I feel like if you're funny, you're funny.

00:54:40.120 Yeah.

00:54:40.320 You know what I mean?

00:54:40.960 Like, that's just natural.

00:54:42.260 And I think, too, that's why when you do that kind of like there's this is the one thing

00:54:47.900 to be funny.

00:54:49.020 It excludes a lot of times.

00:54:51.240 It excludes marginalized people.

00:54:52.960 Oh, yeah.

00:54:53.640 Women, women of color, black women, trans women.

00:54:55.820 Like it excludes everybody.

00:54:58.200 LGBTQIA plus people.

00:54:59.720 And while it's excluding it, it's also taking from it.

00:55:02.980 And then they always do.

00:55:05.260 Unless it's like I hate my wife kind of jokes. 1.00

00:55:07.800 Those are theirs.

00:55:08.680 Oh, yeah.

00:55:09.140 Those are theirs.

00:55:10.080 Oh, my wife.

00:55:10.960 Oh, man.

00:55:11.620 I got back home and she only cooked me peanut butter and jelly.

00:55:15.980 What?

00:55:16.620 I asked for a BLT.

00:55:18.440 Like, what? 1.00

00:55:19.840 Stupid bitch. 1.00

00:55:20.940 Literally. 1.00

00:55:22.100 I'm getting a divorce. 1.00

00:55:23.420 They're like, all she wants is to get her nails done, stupid bitch. 1.00

00:55:29.140 She wants to be taken care of and loved. 1.00

00:55:32.020 Okay.

00:55:32.460 The puppy's there for that.

00:55:36.080 Yeah.

00:55:36.580 Like, and then the sex jokes, like you said.

00:55:39.380 Yeah. 0.86

00:55:39.720 You know, the way they love a sex joke.

00:55:43.640 They really do. 0.61

00:55:44.600 I was in there just, like, really, like, bladed on her, man.

00:55:49.460 And then, like, I had some bad times.

00:55:53.060 What are we talking about?

00:55:54.780 It's also, like, I don't believe you.

00:55:57.740 I don't believe you.

00:55:58.320 I instantly don't believe you.

00:55:59.380 I don't believe you.

00:56:00.300 And sometimes they'll be the same ones that, in person, they're private, mysterious.

00:56:05.320 I said, baby, you just laid it out on the line on the dance floor.

00:56:08.460 You just laid it out on the stage.

00:56:10.480 I'm so, like, tortured.

00:56:11.780 I'm just a tortured artist.

00:56:13.420 Oh, man.

00:56:15.860 Okay.

00:56:16.580 Yeah, touch it in yourself.

00:56:17.900 Just the worst kind of guy.

00:56:19.260 I also, like, that's the same, almost the same dude, if not, like, worse, than, like,

00:56:24.860 a dude who's, like, if you're in a group setting, and let's say you're firing him off,

00:56:29.480 you're killing it, like, everybody's laughing, like, in a group, and you're, like, hanging

00:56:34.580 out, and then this guy goes, this girl's funny. 0.99

00:56:37.760 You're actually pretty funny.

00:56:39.100 Oh, my goodness.

00:56:39.820 Group leader.

00:56:41.000 Group leader gives me anxiety.

00:56:44.000 I remember there was one time I was in Cancun.

00:56:48.060 No, no, I was in, I forgot where I was in Mexico, but, like, I was there for a carnival.

00:56:55.460 Yeah.

00:56:55.640 And so we were staying at this hotel where, like, a lot of foreigners stayed at.

00:56:58.880 And there was three guys, and they were coming out of the elevator, and I was looking like

00:57:03.820 a snack, like I always do.

00:57:06.480 Period.

00:57:06.860 And I was walking past, and they were all checking me out, and it wasn't until, like,

00:57:12.240 we were, like, two feet past each other.

00:57:15.840 Yeah.

00:57:16.040 Like, we had walked past each other, and then the group leader was, like, hey, how you doing?

00:57:20.480 And then the other one said, hey, how you doing?

00:57:22.980 What's up, girl?

00:57:23.520 I said, are you guys okay?

00:57:25.620 Like, they will not do anything unless the group leader, like, they're like, am I allowed

00:57:29.900 to be attracted to this girl?

00:57:31.880 The male gaze.

00:57:32.840 It's like that male.

00:57:33.740 And they all have the same girlfriend.

00:57:35.120 I said.

00:57:36.100 Mmm.

00:57:37.300 Interesting.

00:57:38.140 Well.

00:57:38.900 Oh.

00:57:39.300 Okay.

00:57:39.780 Yeah, the way that, like, that one guy deems, like, this, you're actually, like, pretty

00:57:45.900 funny.

00:57:46.280 They give you, like, the most backhanded compliment.

00:57:48.100 Yeah.

00:57:49.240 Whenever I've heard that, I've had that said to me before many times, and then I go, thanks.

00:57:54.420 I don't think you're funny, but, I mean, humor's subjective.

00:57:57.300 Yeah.

00:57:58.180 I mean, feeling's not mutual for me personally, but, like, I'm sure someone finds you funny.

00:58:04.440 Yeah.

00:58:05.200 Your mother.

00:58:07.680 Your mom.

00:58:08.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:09.640 That's a joke that hits.

00:58:10.640 Oh, yeah.

00:58:11.400 Every time.

00:58:12.320 Every time.

00:58:13.520 Men, women, but if it's a real woman. 1.00

00:58:17.320 No.

00:58:17.940 No.

00:58:18.240 She could never be funny.

00:58:19.220 She could never be funny.

00:58:20.200 No, never.

00:58:20.960 Ever.

00:58:21.180 I, one of my favorite, like, silly jokes I ever told, like, in response to hate was, 0.74

00:58:26.220 like, because I call people uggos a lot, right? 1.00

00:58:29.520 Like, you're just a big uggo, so who cares what you think? 1.00

00:58:32.240 But I called, I said it in a video, and someone's like, what the f*** is an uggo? 1.00

00:58:36.300 And then I wrote back, go look in the mirror. 0.97

00:58:38.560 Hilarious.

00:58:40.180 They should put an edit on that.

00:58:42.860 It's like the wasted one from Grand Theft Auto.

00:58:45.640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:47.420 Wasted.

00:58:49.040 And, like, hilarious.

00:58:51.520 Quick, easy, simple.

00:58:53.680 And he hated it.

00:58:54.980 So, win, win, win.

00:58:56.540 Maybe he doesn't like one-liners.

00:59:00.240 You know, like, ba-da-ba kind of guy. 0.98

00:59:03.260 Sorry, I got a lot of other jokes, too.

00:59:04.600 Yeah.

00:59:05.360 But that one made me laugh really hard.

00:59:08.060 I cried.

00:59:08.680 So, there you go.

00:59:10.260 It is what it is.

00:59:12.820 Okay, Grace.

00:59:13.520 He wasn't ready for that.

00:59:14.720 Grace.

00:59:15.040 What kind of advice do you have for any women or femme presenting people in general who maybe want to get into comedy professionally?

00:59:23.620 Especially since it's such a male-dominated space, even at this point.

00:59:27.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:28.460 Well, I mean, for the most part, they will hate on you, 100%.

00:59:33.540 They will think you are not funny.

00:59:36.260 They will put you last.

00:59:38.060 They will try and, like...

00:59:41.680 Squeeze you out, almost.

00:59:43.740 Give you the hardest time.

00:59:45.180 Yeah.

00:59:45.500 But when I tell you, because it's usually couples coming on dates, the girls will be living. 0.95

00:59:52.440 And we are for the girls, and the girls only.

00:59:55.820 Period, honestly.

00:59:56.920 Girls in the eyes. 0.99

00:59:57.660 And because men can't think for themselves in that sense, if she's laughing, he'll laugh.

01:00:02.020 Yeah, he was like...

01:00:02.880 Or at least be quiet.

01:00:04.780 He won't try to heckle.

01:00:07.840 So many times, I've had so many shows, and the girls just come up, and they're like, you were the funniest one up there.

01:00:13.720 And I was like, yeah.

01:00:15.320 I know. 1.00

01:00:15.820 You said, yeah, my back aches from carrying this team on it, bitch. 1.00

01:00:22.060 For the girls. 1.00

01:00:23.300 For the girls, always.

01:00:25.100 Honestly.

01:00:26.420 You know you.

01:00:27.780 And so, like, whatever suppression that you're getting from whoever you're working with, know that you are the bomb diggity, and you're funny, and you're going to have a Netflix special.

01:00:40.200 Make a little, what is it called?

01:00:42.860 Imagery board.

01:00:44.380 Oh, yeah, vision board.

01:00:45.280 Which, yeah.

01:00:46.920 Yeah.

01:00:48.880 I'll be doing that, too.

01:00:50.320 And honestly, I can verify Grace is absolutely hilarious. 1.00

01:00:54.320 Thank you, my guy.

01:00:55.740 I paid her to say that, man.

01:00:57.840 She didn't, but if she did, I would say it, too.

01:01:01.120 I'll take the money, but it is true.

01:01:03.200 And do the fake laugh.

01:01:05.660 You're like...

01:01:06.860 Oh, yeah. 0.96

01:01:08.080 Oh, crazy.

01:01:09.740 Wow.

01:01:11.120 That's crazy.

01:01:12.840 Wow.

01:01:14.100 Spagliato.

01:01:14.500 Spagliato.

01:01:15.820 With Prosecco in it.

01:01:17.120 Now, that was a joke meme thing that went on for days, months, years.

01:01:22.140 That was really thick.

01:01:23.000 That one was really thick.

01:01:24.460 It was.

01:01:25.040 That one and...

01:01:25.740 She lasted for a while.

01:01:26.940 Gorilla glue.

01:01:28.300 Gorilla glue.

01:01:28.840 There was a lady that sprayed Gorilla glue on her hair instead of hairspray. 1.00

01:01:33.960 I remember that.

01:01:35.200 Yeah.

01:01:35.420 I remember that.

01:01:36.320 I hope she's doing okay.

01:01:37.380 What's going on?

01:01:39.460 What are we talking about?

01:01:40.960 Who says women aren't funny? 1.00

01:01:41.960 Who says...

01:01:43.300 It's only funny when they're not trying, Drew.

01:01:46.340 That's right.

01:01:46.820 Well, she wasn't trying. 0.64

01:01:47.800 That's why it was funny.

01:01:48.960 That's what I'm saying.

01:01:49.700 There you go.

01:01:49.960 Theory proven. 1.00

01:01:51.140 I stand corrected, bitch. 1.00

01:01:55.060 Well, that's going to do it for this episode of the comment section. 0.97

01:01:58.140 I want to thank the wonderful Grace for coming on my show.

01:02:01.400 Thank you so much.

01:02:02.700 I loved it.

01:02:03.560 I love you.

01:02:04.580 I wanted to let you know, my mom said that you're African.

01:02:08.060 Oh.

01:02:08.580 I'm honored.

01:02:09.560 I follow.

01:02:14.640 No, for real.

01:02:16.300 Well, you can break it.

01:02:17.640 Ifa means like the diviner, like the seer.

01:02:23.040 Oh.

01:02:23.700 Yeah.

01:02:24.160 Tea.

01:02:24.800 So you be seeing it.

01:02:26.300 You be knowing it.

01:02:27.120 That's how she manifested this space.

01:02:29.760 Period.

01:02:30.660 Because she's African. 0.99

01:02:31.140 And it's verified from Grace herself.

01:02:33.140 Grace Africa.

01:02:33.920 From Grace Africa.

01:02:35.140 Sorry.

01:02:35.800 Bonafide.

01:02:36.440 Where can everybody find you?

01:02:40.220 Grace underscore Africa on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, and Twitter. 0.99

01:02:45.480 Period.

01:02:46.080 And do you have anything special coming up that you want to tell everyone about?

01:02:49.820 I have my comedy show.

01:02:51.000 I don't know if it's going to.

01:02:52.500 It's going up not next week, but the week after.

01:02:55.820 Oh.

01:02:56.600 Oh.

01:02:57.380 It's over.

01:02:58.500 I'm going to still have shows.

01:02:59.900 I'll have shows like every other week.

01:03:04.240 Yeah.

01:03:04.520 Grace is booked and busy. 0.99

01:03:05.560 You should be doing lots of stuff.

01:03:06.740 I'll be outside.

01:03:07.540 But we trying to stay inside.

01:03:09.640 For cuffing season.

01:03:10.600 And then once.

01:03:11.360 Heyo.

01:03:11.920 Once it's over, it's over.

01:03:13.100 I'm outside now.

01:03:14.440 City girls up.

01:03:15.900 City girls up.

01:03:17.740 Hell yeah, brother.

01:03:19.220 We love that hair.

01:03:20.120 Work on.

01:03:21.020 Also, I really love her sweater.

01:03:22.820 I have some of this in there.

01:03:23.700 Very cute.

01:03:25.120 Thank you.

01:03:26.200 Thank you, babe.

01:03:26.900 Thank you.

01:03:27.520 It's for the UK babes. 0.89

01:03:29.140 Thank you, babe.

01:03:30.000 My jumper.

01:03:31.180 No bet.

01:03:31.680 Your jumper.

01:03:32.460 Look.

01:03:32.740 I don't even need to put you on game, is it?

01:03:35.020 No.

01:03:35.880 Black pepper activities.

01:03:37.360 Hey.

01:03:39.840 Thank you all for joining us on this episode of the comment section.

01:03:42.360 Make sure y'all go follow Grace on literally everything.

01:03:45.640 She's hilarious and so talented. 0.76

01:03:47.720 And make sure you keep an eye out for all of her comedy shows coming up in the future.

01:03:51.700 And thank you all for watching this week.

01:03:53.360 If you want to watch full episodes of the comment section, they go live every Wednesday on the

01:03:57.920 Past Your Bedtime YouTube channel.

01:03:59.620 Make sure y'all subscribe and catch them when they drop.

01:04:01.880 And also, you can stream every episode on all streaming platforms.

01:04:05.480 That's Spotify, Apple Music, Apple Podcasts, all this.

01:04:08.300 Oh, I said Apple Music and Apple Podcasts. 1.00

01:04:09.880 Whatever, bitch. 1.00

01:04:10.560 You know where to find me. 1.00

01:04:11.580 But I'll see you next week.

01:04:13.060 Bye.

01:04:13.340 Bye.

01:04:13.480 Bye.

01:04:13.740 Bye.

01:04:13.840 Bye.

01:04:13.980 Bye.

01:04:14.420 Bye.

01:04:14.920 Bye.

01:04:15.420 Bye.

01:04:15.480 Bye.

01:04:16.480 Bye.

01:04:17.420 Bye.

01:04:17.480 Bye.

01:04:17.540 Bye.

01:04:17.560 Bye.

01:04:17.600 Bye.

01:04:17.620 Bye.

01:04:17.660 Bye.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - December 14, 2022

EMPIRICAL DATA PROVES WOMEN ARE FUNNY ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Grace Africa ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 44

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