The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 when you think about men like either dictating what women wear or what's okay to wear

00:00:03.680 or what's proper whatever you want to call it like what are your initial thoughts

00:00:07.700 learn what a clitoris is before you're going to give any fashion advice

00:00:11.640 hey y'all and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show with me your girl

00:00:21.680 drew i'm still a little sick i don't want to hear about it no it's not covet anyways today i have a

00:00:27.600 wonderful amazing flawless fashion forward guest the one and only chris clemens thank you live

00:00:35.420 audience this is when you birthday clap like it's chilies thank you thank you it's a polite it's a

00:00:40.620 polite museum clap i guess it's like golf since i'm like making eye contact with my manager and i'm

00:00:44.620 like you want that percentage are you gonna laugh just kidding oops i already said a cuss word it's

00:00:49.720 oh it's not the bad one we're good okay perfect sweating in my sweater i am so incredibly honored

00:00:54.580 to have you i've i have i have literally been jerking it to you forever i am such a big fan wow if

00:01:01.960 anyone is gonna jerk it to me i'm so glad it was you it's me it's just honored i'm i'm taking i was

00:01:07.260 like wow and i'm not like drew's letting like i'm allowed to do this are you kidding honored of course

00:01:14.300 i'll jerk you off right now live on stage that's what we were literally talking about i was telling

00:01:19.100 chris uh chris to run me over in your tesla and then i was like you can have the car if you run

00:01:23.460 me over there you go we're mentally ill somebody yelled at me on twitter the other day yeah saying

00:01:31.680 that i was making talking to a therapist acting like it's cool babes what you know what's not cool

00:01:38.760 taking care of yourself take care of your mental health i was like babe can i get you a therapist she

00:01:43.600 she said suffer in silence oh my god and her picture screamed suffer in silence i was like

00:01:49.440 not that little hat that's made out of yarn was it like a wasp mom does she have disney ears on

00:01:55.440 no no no no no no that would be like too easy that's just too easy low hanging fruit okay so i have to

00:02:01.460 tell you the very first video i ever saw of you was you talking about meeting hillary duff

00:02:05.440 no i swear to god this is worst case scenario that was the first video i saw and i was literally

00:02:12.060 this will never escape me this will never that and um ed sheeran yeah did you have a story with

00:02:18.080 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was like my first crush to make a tirelessly long traumatic story

00:02:23.400 short i was a hillary duff super fan first drew me to you initially but that's not why i stayed

00:02:29.960 you know what made you stay the emma watson pickup i mean shoot me dead no it was the chrissy

00:02:36.720 tegan banana bread oh god i swear when people tell me shit or oops yeah no shit's fine shit's fine

00:02:44.240 yeah shit's fine yeah shit's good shit's good shit's good yeah real good yeah no whenever people relay

00:02:49.240 facts about my life i'm like oh they're all tied to i'm like wow chrissy tegan yeah no no no but what

00:02:55.940 some of them are yeah i'm just like well how did we get here i don't know who released me from myself

00:03:02.240 they're like nurse she's out again oh it's like she's out and she's the amber alert's been out

00:03:07.360 for so long yeah i'm gonna see you on a milk carton i'm on the milk carton i'm on the weedies box i'm

00:03:12.940 international please please if anyone has seen her please bring her home she needs to be reunited with

00:03:19.240 her family yeah i love that i honestly saw the video and it i felt so seen thank you because i loved

00:03:26.060 hillary duff i still do i'm obsessed with her yeah hillary yeah acting on how i met your father i

00:03:31.520 i just think that show could be better yeah but wow no reflection on her but no she's still

00:03:37.340 perfect perfect flawless like i don't i i have good taste have had good days for a while there you go

00:03:42.580 kids made fun of me just because i gave out lizzie mcguire valentine's in fourth grade

00:03:47.140 haters and now look now look now yeah now look i'm still talking about hillary duff they're literally

00:03:52.520 still 15 i'm not gonna lie i picked well there you go i think you saw you saw the longevity yeah

00:04:00.680 you're like she's gonna sustain oh and here she is sustaining sustaining the the biggest

00:04:06.560 fattest heart on for hillary duff always oh my god yeah love it i i'm obsessed with her that's why

00:04:11.900 you and ed sheeran everyone makes fun of me but i love him i adore him love him not his music anymore

00:04:18.580 no yeah but like i'm like just like i hope he's fine you know like i don't wish ill yeah like i was

00:04:24.460 definitely more a fan now i'm just kind of like go yeah i'm like oh yeah same um i don't like him

00:04:30.220 either no i just want to be honest i don't want to front this ed sheeran fantasy i'm like oh yeah

00:04:35.100 oh yeah same same yeah no i'm not a sheer head yeah neither me neither and i'm throwing away all

00:04:40.020 my ed sheeran merch no i'm just i'm setting it on fire because you said no i would honestly pay to

00:04:46.540 see you and ed sheeran next to each other that just seems like the funniest picture to me what do

00:04:50.780 you think the conversation would be i don't even know oh hey drew should we reenact i don't know

00:04:56.420 why i'm giving like ozzy osborne i'm like hey drew he has a raspy voice yeah i don't know i don't know

00:05:01.720 me acting like literally i know what ed sheeran talks like i'm like hey how are you you're like

00:05:06.700 hello anyway it's just like a colonial accent the producer like it's land the plane bring it back

00:05:12.380 i like literally don't oh you were jerking me off right right right yes yes yes i'll get right back

00:05:16.540 to it thank you no no if this is the jerk off i don't want it no no no no i'm saying the next

00:05:21.440 thing i noticed was your fashion icon thank you truly like you very fashion forward and also i love

00:05:28.660 your merch thank you i'm such a big fan thank you because it doesn't look like merch well it looks

00:05:34.840 like very fashion forward clothing thank you yeah there was a point when i lived in new york and i was

00:05:41.840 like four or five years into youtube at that point yeah and that was when youtubers like started

00:05:48.500 really making merch yeah but it was just like the joey graceffa like they're giant like a giant face

00:05:54.000 on yeah and i was sitting there thinking i was like respectfully truly respectfully as an innovator

00:06:00.700 um i was like as a as a muse i was like i'm sorry yeah literally as a genius josh safty hi um no that's

00:06:09.520 so dead i'm so sorry for pulling that out um but yeah i was like i don't think i could ever put my

00:06:16.500 face that big on a shirt and sell it to people and feel okay and that is not a drag i full it's totally

00:06:23.500 my face you're all just me just me literally only you you're the only exception you'll put my face on

00:06:30.780 your merch yeah if that's okay just sign these documents i'd love to thank you just my big bare

00:06:35.520 ass that'd be perfect don't you think wait let's talk after i also heard that weight echo and i'm

00:06:40.760 on manager make sure you take note of that your manager's like cut the cords we'll set up a meeting

00:06:46.220 after we'll reconvene after we'll circle back perfect but yeah i was just like i don't want my face on a

00:06:52.120 shirt like why don't people make clothes that are that they at the time i was like that they would find

00:06:56.380 like urban outfitters but like i was just yeah i just so i did that and i feel like i'm not near the

00:07:04.900 way but yo i don't want to say i'm like it's like my only claim like something that i'm proud of on

00:07:11.020 the internet i'm like here we go i kind of did that i know i love that because you aren't you are too

00:07:17.680 mean to yourself i'll say that 100 you don't give yourself enough credit no i don't why would i

00:07:21.760 keep the fire because you're an icon period i don't want to hear you say that i don't want to

00:07:26.120 hear that this is my show you're not allowed to be mean to yourself oh my god i feel like a straight

00:07:29.760 white male watching one of your tiktoks right now i'm like you're safe here you're safe i'm like oh

00:07:33.860 my god i promise i'm all it's okay don't worry you're like hearts pounding all fast oh my god like

00:07:37.980 look can you see it you just hold the mic to it you can hear it it's fine no that's why i'm saying

00:07:43.100 like you don't give yourself enough credit because you're literally fashion icon i love it thank you i

00:07:46.360 adore you thank you so that's why for today's topic we're going to talk about fashion specifically

00:07:52.160 when it comes to men and women but also like men's standards for fashion when it comes to women so

00:07:58.480 we're talking obviously good like what they expect of women that's the best thing straight men saying

00:08:03.600 what women yeah what anyone should wear what anyone should wear let alone women yeah so like when i

00:08:08.260 initially say that to you what's your initial thoughts when you think about men like either dictating

00:08:12.580 what women wear or what's okay to wear or what's proper whatever you want to call it like what are

00:08:17.360 your initial thoughts learn what a clitoris is before you're going to give any fashion advice

00:08:22.300 yeah maybe i don't know like maybe find the entrance to the pleasure center not even the whole thing

00:08:29.500 maybe find like like feel the touch of a woman before maybe speak to one in real life yeah like not

00:08:35.440 a photo on a script yeah i just don't under i'm like there are way bigger issues that you should be

00:08:39.820 addressing and it's not what women are wearing like what they're putting on their own bodies for

00:08:43.660 example or what they should be washing off of their bodies the stink the must twin it's my new thing i

00:08:53.220 hate the word musty i know it's so it's like so accurate it's for what it describes it like gives you

00:08:58.980 the full experience just by like full body chills yeah i don't know i literally have full body chills

00:09:04.320 thinking about especially straight men must oh that's that's that's all i that's like the only

00:09:09.660 that's the only description that's the only must to me that's like the must tm literally tm

00:09:16.220 but that bitch has a trademark no seriously that's why i'm like i wanted to talk to you about this

00:09:21.700 because you're obviously very up to date on fashion and like very fashion forward and kind of walk to

00:09:26.680 the beat of your own drum which i love so you just you just for yourself which i think is something

00:09:30.900 really important and i talked about on other episodes too like dressing within the female gaze

00:09:36.260 or the male gaze so like when i was younger very male gaze you know what i mean you were like dressing

00:09:41.680 for boys like for boys you were dressing for the little boys for the little boys i'm picturing you

00:09:47.340 in sixth grade that's why i said boys no literally like i think when i was around high school college age

00:09:52.800 that's like when i started recognizing like how i was dressing and why i was dressing that way

00:09:58.540 like it wasn't really for myself oh what i mean yeah no i think everybody goes like following trends

00:10:03.860 were you like insecure younger when you were younger i mean not really oh okay i was gonna say every

00:10:09.260 insecure person i feel like goes through that like what was that yeah like transformative yeah like i

00:10:14.720 like shopped at j crew and wore like preppy clothes like i was like did you really oh yeah mostly

00:10:19.540 because like i went to like a preppy high school and i was like like a like a sparrays with like yeah oh

00:10:24.560 my god i had sparrays and like shoulder tight around the like or no no no no no no no no because

00:10:30.100 that would have indicated like wealth like i didn't girl i wasn't that yeah no i didn't tie a

00:10:35.900 cold sweater around my shoulders no way a tj maxx didn't have that kind of confidence yet a target

00:10:41.400 sweater yeah no there you go like a wild fable sweater so yeah no i think everybody well kind of

00:10:47.220 goes through that yeah like the the evolution yeah yeah i think you're like one of those weirdly like

00:10:52.000 like like 12 year old like people who are like 30 in spirit who are like i'm dressed in like full

00:11:00.040 clothes and you're like what the yeah i literally i when i was younger i didn't care at all what i wore

00:11:05.180 yeah then when i got older i think i cared a little bit more how it made me portray to others like how

00:11:11.360 other people perceived me yeah but now i feel like i'm in a space where i dress literally only for

00:11:16.280 myself so freeing it's so great i feel like you do that you dress only for yourself yeah i love well yeah

00:11:21.400 because i think when you dress for other people you can tell and it's so embarrassing yeah like

00:11:25.660 when you look back well or yeah or it's like they just look so try hard yeah literally like sometimes

00:11:31.440 i'll find myself like last night i was going to this party and i was like oh i need to look and i'm

00:11:36.700 like what am i doing my room still is a mess from it because i didn't even clean it up but like i'm just

00:11:42.200 like what am i doing i just like changing the stuff that i would wear and i was like okay like let's not

00:11:47.080 overthink yeah like i think when you you get too down in the weeds about it it can get like

00:11:51.440 exhausting almost the human brain a wild place especially if she's ill not especially if she's

00:11:58.080 mentally oh my god she's off her rocker she's unpredictable she really is she surprises me

00:12:03.440 crazy oh every day every day that's why like i wanted to talk about that with you because i feel

00:12:09.220 like especially now with all the misogyny that i'm just like shoveling through every day yeah i'm a

00:12:14.800 garbage man i'm out there in the streets every wednesday aren't you tired every single day i'm

00:12:19.160 just i do get tired my back aches oh my i can't even think about the back i mean i would just think

00:12:25.900 about the physical exhaustion yeah just having to see it every day but i always see it and then like

00:12:31.120 completely bury it yeah like just digest it i'm constantly i'm like dig a hole and throw that

00:12:37.440 bitch right in i'm literally like grave robbing just easy i'm digging up old graves and putting new

00:12:41.680 shit in there oh my god no you're digging up the grave and then putting right back in you're like

00:12:44.920 you thought you thought you were coming out i unearthed them and then i send them right back

00:12:49.980 to hell just to show them remind them what the sun looked like yeah i said i told them get back in

00:12:53.700 that sewer you know what i mean crawl right back in that bitch i like this i don't want to see you

00:12:57.000 back here again i like this energy right loving this that's why men hate me that's why everyone

00:13:02.680 loves you honestly i saw a video once where someone was like if men hate you that i think you're doing

00:13:06.460 something right like straight men yes yeah they've they've all been way too comfortable

00:13:11.080 like i don't i'm like okay i am the most unsettling person for them i i love it though i like love it

00:13:17.820 like when you were like this person this is their fourth video about me i'm like oh no literally oh my

00:13:23.880 god to just get that kind of promo on the daily for those kind of micro influencers oh my god

00:13:28.800 micro in multiple ways micro in a lot of ways brain peanut i love that following i love that for

00:13:39.280 me yeah i do too it's free marketing it's true it is oh my god same for you probably no no i try not

00:13:45.880 to piss as many people off really yeah a lot of straight men bullying trauma oh yeah yeah that's my

00:13:52.480 whole life no i'm sure yeah no that's why i'm like i like i'm like wow drew she's really fighting

00:13:58.480 for us all it's really like take a number you know what i mean i'm like i'm a deli counter and

00:14:02.620 they're just coming up and you're slicing sausage and i said i'll get right to you yeah i don't care

00:14:08.480 you want a ground or slice you're an east coast girly right are you no i'm not i'm a west coast

00:14:13.180 girly i don't know if you could tell by talking honestly like the energy i could believe east coast

00:14:18.760 someone told me i give new york energy you do that's why i have no fear yeah you have no fear you're

00:14:23.580 just like quick talking like i don't know there's something about you're just like i'm here i'm

00:14:28.460 awake like let's get moving perfect love that for us yeah no i do too it's like got me going i'm

00:14:33.420 like why did i get caffeine on the way here why was i seven minutes late i'll just run over you next

00:14:37.800 time that'll wake you up thank you that'll wake you up right away all i've asked for literally upon

00:14:42.460 entering please run me over okay perfect so for those of you who don't know here on the comment

00:14:48.740 section show what we like to do is we bring videos i like to say i bring them here and i just rip

00:14:52.980 them to shreds love i like to on i just like from this absolute center the core just rip it right

00:14:59.240 out just like from the root you know what i mean turned on let's do it

00:15:03.100 okay so for our very first video for today right i like to give people a description i like to paint

00:15:13.280 them a picture i love that right bob rossett right i'm saying i'm gonna i'm just like tell people to

00:15:17.980 close their eyes and then use their imagination but you don't need to close your eyes no you can

00:15:22.020 look deeply into my eyes and then we'll fall in love and then we don't even finish the show we

00:15:26.260 just run yeah take that hot gym boyfriend we just drive my boyfriend no your hot gym boyfriend no

00:15:32.860 yours i know i'm just kidding i'm like um look at him i know he's so cute huh oh my god makes me sick

00:15:39.400 it's hot speaking of wanting someone to run me over i want him to run me over all the time

00:15:43.540 both to run me over let's do it again manager we'll set plans perfect we'll circle back let's

00:15:49.080 get that on the books okay perfect so in this first video um it's basically this woman and she's

00:15:54.140 breaking down like modesty culture when it comes to fashion for women and basically kind of

00:15:59.160 elaborating she gives a very nuanced explanation which i know dudes got none of no they don't even

00:16:05.740 know what nuanced means no not even they stopped right there at old aunts they're just no aunts at

00:16:11.480 all it's just lacking on crickets yeah just nothing going on just elevator music in the head

00:16:17.140 but essentially she's breaking down that like essentially humans are the only mammals on earth

00:16:22.140 that wear clothing right and then like back in the day women used to not wear any clothes like as did

00:16:27.700 i think most humans that were alive at the time and then it's because objectification wasn't a thing

00:16:33.600 until i think it's more so puritanical like religion yeah religion obviously modesty

00:16:40.540 or religion yeah or lack thereof

00:16:43.760 silly just silly goofy dog we're bathed in his blood you know what i mean every night every night

00:16:51.440 i take the dunk

00:16:52.540 imagine just by yourself oh strictly no your dog doesn't otherwise it's a

00:16:59.100 no his name booger right booger oh i almost brought her and then i was like i don't think

00:17:03.320 we can do that today yeah so that's why she's the one baptizing you every night yeah with her dental

00:17:07.900 shoes yeah oh my god love that see i told you i did all my research i know i'm like so thorough

00:17:13.480 you really i told you constantly listen to you constantly i'm glad to take a break finally from doing

00:17:19.960 it anyways back to the video yeah back to the video so basically she's just saying it's like

00:17:26.060 the response like it's patriarchal standards have basically put this responsibility on women

00:17:31.520 yeah to basically be modest so that they don't have to yeah it's like speaking of jerking off

00:17:39.360 they don't have to jerk off constantly yeah they're not just basically like it's not men's fault that

00:17:43.500 they're looking it's women's fault because it's there yeah it's literally they're like it's on them

00:17:48.000 to make sure that they don't be a neanderthal in public and then they're just not bricked up

00:17:53.840 everywhere constantly it's i mean i just don't know how you think about this and you're like

00:17:58.240 yeah this is civilized that's what i'm saying i don't understand either like you really can't

00:18:02.940 control it like yeah being objectified no just like you really can't like oh wow there's someone's thigh

00:18:08.660 i told you bricked up what instantly rock hard it blows my mind it blows my mind too especially when

00:18:16.600 they make those videos when they're like i don't like when women come to the gym and they

00:18:20.700 you know their asses are hanging out and i'm like bro then stop showing me your thighs all like

00:18:27.060 that's what i'm saying doing their thing men have their titties out constantly at the gym

00:18:30.920 at the gym the breeding ground for the worst people on planet earth i hate the gym i know it's the

00:18:36.780 worst place it's strictly because of the attendees it truly is myself included we're all trash rotted

00:18:42.660 except boyfriend except him he's the only exception he's the only exception and then the only

00:18:47.720 exception by paramore starts playing oh is that okay i thought it was paramore i was gonna make you

00:18:52.080 and then i was like we might not and then hayley williams comes out there you go girl i'm using

00:18:58.040 her hair dye it's great oh it does get on my pillow though look at that look at me full circle what if

00:19:03.060 i already knew that what if she was here bring her out bring her out hayley come on out girl the

00:19:09.160 budget wasn't there i left she's not there yet but she will be it's just a cardboard cut out of her for

00:19:13.540 now she drops in lady goggles that's why okay so sorry no it's okay i love also suffer from adhd

00:19:23.240 we love that though we stand sometimes sometimes yeah for you i love that for you thank you there

00:19:28.840 you go yeah because i love all of you all mine of me all all of you hi hi and then john legends all

00:19:35.660 of me starts playing see and then chrissy teigen comes out she has banana bread see it all connects i'm

00:19:40.840 i'm a genius i'm about to take the dunk and not come back up no the chair just fully falls

00:19:46.440 backwards that's a wrap okay that went as planned well anyways sorry sorry basically she's just saying

00:19:54.000 like she's talking about that and obviously all the comments were like pretty much supportive

00:19:58.540 obviously of her messaging but this one person said men can literally walk around in underwear and

00:20:03.380 they don't get objectified all my friends brothers literally barely had clothes on when i'm over

00:20:08.320 which is true like i said it's a double standard yeah no i think cameron dallas literally had a

00:20:13.260 career because he took his shirt off as do most other white dudes on yeah sadly not me yeah didn't get

00:20:20.500 that gift but um yeah i like the noah becks of the world just walking around no come on you know

00:20:26.960 what i mean he has talent you didn't need to laugh whoever laughed that was out of pocket that i we all

00:20:33.320 heard it i was being serious maybe not all of us but i was being you can't say i wasn't there you go

00:20:38.540 i believe you i believe you i don't get it well that's why i'm saying like they walk around with

00:20:42.660 their titties all the time and that's why i've flipped the script now now i tell them i'm like

00:20:47.060 how am i supposed to take you seriously low value man i mean i love what you're like do like i just

00:20:52.740 love everything like it's just incredible you're really just doing it oh my god thank you thank you so

00:20:57.800 much i'm just ruining the lives i know but i know i didn't answer any of the questions or if there

00:21:03.080 even was a question but like yeah you just do that you really have like flipped the script it's i'm

00:21:08.080 trying it's crazy it's a tough job if you use what they shame people for it's just incredible yeah i

00:21:15.480 literally made a video like responding to this dude and he was topless like as they almost always are

00:21:21.280 which i find odd and it's like it's almost like their brain doesn't work unless they take the shirt

00:21:25.360 off they got then even then it's like the it's operating sign is like still blinking it's operating

00:21:31.820 at 25 even max they're like the wi-fi signal gets better in that brain it's like on the one bar when

00:21:37.140 they when they take the top off chode at the bottom no seriously wi-fi thing and i made i made a video

00:21:42.200 responding to his bullshit but like at the end i was like and honestly put a shirt on i can't take you

00:21:48.020 seriously when your titties are out like that to be oogled by other women disgusting low value man

00:21:54.740 love i no respect whatsoever clearly you don't respect yourself probably doesn't have a mom

00:21:59.200 motherless behavior you know what i mean and to see list behavior yeah i mean that's that's that's

00:22:06.220 that's that's the indicator that's the main one yeah that's like all that reads it's like i am

00:22:11.800 getting quite literally no play zero yeah literally not like me at age nine with trying to trying out

00:22:18.520 an allowance getting zero just nothing nothing at all nothing and i literally had dudes be like

00:22:24.620 what does him not wearing a shirt have to do with what he said walked right into it walked right into

00:22:31.060 it huh that's why i said they they like i think you're like just taking these dumbasses and just

00:22:35.880 hitting them so full around that they're now being like why is that bad why you're like making

00:22:41.800 them intellectual realization like it's incredible no like that's what i'm saying is like when i jerk

00:22:47.620 you off i'm like this is a two-hander like with maybe a little spit like truly you are oh my god

00:22:56.300 i'm honored it's like i could literally write a thesis and i don't even i adore you love that

00:23:01.900 we're just gonna end up we're just gonna end the show making out just the two of us sorry jim bro

00:23:06.180 sorry sorry about that this is i need this though it's perfect

00:23:09.380 i'm just kidding i'm so sorry let me get here we'll go back on track don't worry i always redirect

00:23:16.280 us thank god i'll bring the ship home every time i'm like oh a left turn okay i'm like where am i

00:23:22.140 i'm the cruise director here thank god someone's gotta be okay so this next comment says modesty is a

00:23:27.720 way for others to control their own impulses through others instead of dealing and controlling

00:23:32.840 themselves yeah it's like being in like sixth grade and they're like kelsey can you put your

00:23:37.380 shoulders away no seriously those collarbones they're they're upsetting the male teachers and

00:23:42.460 i was like so what about like the male student like why am i getting in trouble when i'm throwing

00:23:47.320 paper in somebody's hair no seriously but someone's not getting in trouble for being weird that's

00:23:53.120 like being creepy like green creepy i'd rather take the paper any day well no no no if it's like a

00:23:58.120 class oh if it's a classmate yeah i was thinking like when male teachers like would dress code

00:24:02.240 female students oh it's giving me pedo it's giving me major ick right it's giving me

00:24:08.780 side eye you know behavior one of those like yeah well that was what's funny is like in like elementary

00:24:17.200 and like middle school yeah we had like a dress code yeah and it like it was just something that i was

00:24:23.240 like oh yeah dress code you know you're like six and you're like not thinking about like oh that old man

00:24:28.020 could be like literally wanting no to do things to my friends you literally never never thought

00:24:32.500 about that then you get to high school and then there's the male teachers being like can you cover

00:24:36.940 up up your and i'm then everybody is like wait is this it's a real gross no it's literally like is

00:24:43.340 this maybe not on me yes i'm saying especially like hemlines too like for girls yeah when it's telling

00:24:52.740 we had high school graduation the girls the guys had to wear like they didn't give like robes no that

00:24:58.800 would be too easy you guys didn't get robes for your graduation no we had to wear a suit okay a navy

00:25:04.060 suit and white pants and the school tie what is this she's the man like literally and then the girls

00:25:11.740 had to all get a white dress and it and it had yeah oh yeah um i was like i saw graduation i was not

00:25:21.240 pure about everything had to be past the knee or maybe it was like two inches above the knee

00:25:26.680 and so they had to bring them in to get approval and everyone's like can you try shopping there was

00:25:33.360 no like uniform like one dress they just said bring it here and i'll tell you why not i was like at

00:25:38.820 that point just give us a uniform yeah like just give them like an old timey like i wore i wore like

00:25:43.800 a plaid shirt that had a hood yeah maybe it was like a hoodie but it looked like a shirt yeah they

00:25:49.200 made me like tuck it in it had a zipper they're just trying to ruin your outfit i think no it was

00:25:54.120 in front of the whole high school i was doing an announcement and the guy this asshole oh i almost

00:25:58.800 want to say his name but i feel like that'll probably cross the line um literally i was like giving an

00:26:04.180 announcement i was already awkward and insecure and i was like hi so drama club will be meeting

00:26:08.820 and then he literally stops me and starts tucking in my shirt and i was like you're all i can do it

00:26:13.240 myself yeah like i'm happy to do it in front of the whole high school thank you could you get your

00:26:19.300 hands out of my ass please i got it i know how to wipe my own ass thank you very much capable thank

00:26:25.460 you though yeah i appreciate it oh that's weird yeah i had like a dress my high school dress code

00:26:30.760 wasn't really strict at all but it was more more sort of just hemlines more than anything like were

00:26:35.240 you like serving i tried i tried to pussy stun as much as i could i was really out there did you hit

00:26:41.140 walls did you hit barricades yeah i mean when i was in middle school i think i was pushing the

00:26:45.260 boundaries more i was very giving very much so like ashley tisdale the teen choice awards like

00:26:49.360 2002 layers could not layered love you know what i mean stacked like camis on camis on camis yes and

00:26:57.400 like a shawl just all the colors like a skirt but like over another skirt or yeah over jeans two skirts

00:27:03.960 jeans tights two pairs of socks you're just walking around like kim kardashian like balenciaga like

00:27:08.820 squeak squeak slag ralphine a christmas story i'm just like a marshmallow just stuffed i don't get

00:27:13.960 that reference you don't get that christmas story you're such a fake white person that's such a white

00:27:19.060 person movie a christmas story you've never seen that movie is that with like the it's like christmas

00:27:24.520 pass it's like you'll no no babes that's scrooge you're thinking ebenezer with the bunny

00:27:29.900 and that lamb flag yeah i've never that never like i don't know why i'm gonna miss honestly people

00:27:35.660 who have seen that movie they'll they'll love that and that's for the i'm just i could lie to you and

00:27:39.980 be like they're gonna be murdered by that joke good honestly god learn your culture you need to watch

00:27:45.440 that movie i will that's a white person movie i'm so sorry that's like it's a wonderful life

00:27:48.980 like i feel like i made up for my whiteness in other ways i'm sure hillary duff i mean like

00:27:54.440 hillary ed sheeran ed sheeran there you go i'm a what i mean i've got the holy trinity there you go

00:28:01.460 like the father the son and the holy spirit and hillary duff's obviously the father and also the

00:28:07.200 son and also kind of the holy spirit she's all three she's honestly omnipotent at this point

00:28:11.760 you're like okay so this is about fashion i'm like anyways hillary duff she was born in texas we just

00:28:17.560 keep bringing it back it's so embarrassing it's just like a biography oh the her birthday is uh

00:28:22.460 september 28th yeah this has embarrassing is that true yeah i think it's 1990 no 1987 is she is she

00:28:29.440 virgo or is she a libra libra libra the way i know this is a libra i like don't even know what i

00:28:35.480 i know i'm like a scorpion i don't know anything else your brain is just full of hillary duff trivia

00:28:40.760 no that is like why i'm so stupid it's because that's all i filled my brain with when i was a kid

00:28:45.000 i was like yes school i don't think so i'm in the hillary duff fan club you're like geography who

00:28:50.080 needs that it's who needs that when you need to learn hillary duff's discography when you need

00:28:54.300 literally who needs geography when you need discography music her tv show 100 i'm with you

00:29:00.120 honestly i support it thank you who needs school i'm glad i've redeemed myself just the school of

00:29:03.940 hillary duff the school of the church of duff perfect ontario the wait is over the gold standard

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00:30:09.520 what if a woman wants to cover up are they then blamed for the objectification done by men

00:30:15.280 like what if she wants to dress modestly i guess is like then dress modestly that's the thing is

00:30:20.440 like no one cares if you want to dress modestly it's when you try to force other people to do it

00:30:25.040 too yeah like no one cares what you're doing as long as you're not like being an asshole that's why

00:30:30.200 i said no one gives a shit like just mind your own business wear a halloween costume if you want

00:30:34.780 like it's like kanye west wearing that like creepy mask thing i'm like yeah that's fine yeah stop spamming

00:30:40.240 instagram put the phone down that's fine like i don't care do that do whatever you want how weird

00:30:45.420 and fun that's why i always think i'm like you could dress like a cat i don't care i don't care

00:30:49.740 i don't care don't be a bitch to other people yeah you could dress you could dress amish or you could

00:30:54.480 wear dental floss i really don't give a shit literally i don't even know how that would work

00:30:58.240 but i i'm down someone's figured it out that's why i said i just don't care i don't care enough

00:31:02.680 about other people i got too much going on that's what i don't understand is who are these people

00:31:06.800 who are just like just constantly i just do you not ever like what that's why i always think i'm

00:31:12.180 like you must not have a job you must be unemployed or if you do you're not doing a good job at it

00:31:17.040 yeah you're just you're never there yeah get off the internet and work i know asses up and work

00:31:23.600 yeah get your ass up nobody wants to work these days that is so true nobody wants that's so true

00:31:28.500 i'm corny you're kim that get your asses up and work it's like nobody wants to work these days

00:31:34.800 that's so true and nobody wants to don't cut me off that nobody wants to the look she gives

00:31:39.820 is literally she's like like the death stare speaking of anyways right speaking i mean dental

00:31:46.420 floss i'm sure they've made it work yeah i'm sure they would that's this year's met gala

00:31:50.460 it's oral themed oral b it's the one in five dentist i can't wait for katie perry to come in a

00:31:58.360 toothpaste bottle with like the hat or dress as a tooth like chips guy like like timmy turner type

00:32:02.680 you're so right right you're so right then that's the song they play on a loop shiny teeth

00:32:07.000 oh my god don't even play i'm glad you got that reference oh and icky vicky

00:32:12.940 hey vicky you're so icky thought of you makes me oh so sicky speaking of discography then we just

00:32:21.260 go into timmy turner no the way my brain is filled with nothing but trash like chris when's your

00:32:27.500 brother's birthday july 6th did you say hillary duff's birthday september 28 1990 1987 there you go

00:32:35.560 and 89 maybe i thought you said 97 for a second no i was younger than me yeah i was gonna say

00:32:40.260 she was lizzie mcguire when i was an adult perfect

00:32:43.700 okay so now we're gonna play a little game something to break it up a little bit

00:32:51.540 all the hillary duff talk yeah no i really have to like take a step outside right so we're gonna

00:32:58.540 play a fashion comeback game so basically i'm just gonna tell you like fashion trends from like the

00:33:04.300 early 2000s you know y2k is super in right now and then you have to say which one you want to come

00:33:09.660 back one you hope never comes back and one that you think never should have been a thing in the first

00:33:14.320 place got it so you're giving me three at once and it's like f mary unfollow

00:33:18.280 you can't say that k word exactly i love on tiktok all of like the i this story trigger warning this

00:33:27.760 story is about a word it's about unaliving yeah yes they always say unaliving i'm like i don't know

00:33:33.800 why i get it like i totally get the game i get it guys but like it is i don't like no one talks about

00:33:39.300 it enough like it's wild i know i literally i i'm so with you like oh my gosh f mary unfollow like

00:33:46.440 that is so funny to me unfollow unfollow i'm i'm like feeling a certain way and i'm like unfollow

00:33:51.420 unfollow unfollow literally you're like just for that i'm gonna unfollow you just for that i'm

00:33:55.280 deleting tiktok perfect okay so this one says low rise jeans okay capri pants okay and then i think

00:34:03.000 it says oh yeah pointy under the knee boots so like a real pointy boot okay they're like that go all

00:34:08.800 the way up to the knees i know i love a boot like love that that's hot i don't know what the options

00:34:13.460 wear again they're all i have is low rise no no no what the rankings oh yeah it's basically

00:34:19.620 should have never happened in the first place never should have happened you hope never comes

00:34:23.000 back and one that you hope does come back okay got it i wish low rise jeans never existed oh my god

00:34:30.540 same capris don't need to come back but if they do go off mom you're set mom core and then yeah mom

00:34:38.480 and then the boots can always be here oh my god i think they should i don't think they ever can

00:34:44.040 leave i don't think so either the pointy like balenciaga kind of yeah it's like a real pointy

00:34:48.760 boot that goes all the way up to me i think i love that too so sexy same i love a pointy a pointy

00:34:54.820 ass toe like a pointy toe boot or a cowboy boot i'm less into that but i like it still but i'm cool

00:35:02.100 with it like the knee-high pointy whoa i know they're so hot huh yeah low rise jeans why i mean

00:35:09.280 like truly what person i mean i was trying to think of the words i could say and i was like there's

00:35:17.400 none not no results found no seriously the person who came up with those how dare you what what's

00:35:23.340 what an absolute what's wrong with you why would you terrorize us like oh my god and i'm like am i a

00:35:29.040 hater because i just like half percent of people can wear it it said if you want to see every inch

00:35:34.240 of this stomach including the back i think about that and i was like if i was a woman and wore that

00:35:39.500 i'm like i think my clit would be out right it would be like hey guys they ride that low yeah they

00:35:46.120 ride i would be so scared about it's like the same thing about people having nip slips i'd be like

00:35:50.260 worried that i'd have a clit slip when girls are like oh yeah like let's bring low rise jeans back i'm

00:35:56.200 like what's it like are you flossing in your ivory tower what's it like what's it like up there

00:36:02.480 living the high life you know literally i'm like i see julia's uh fox and i'm like are you not worried

00:36:08.080 i just that your kanye west is gonna pop right out seriously i i literally just can't like i think

00:36:13.940 i just think about posture too like my posture is so shit sometimes when i'm sitting so like can you

00:36:19.020 imagine what your back looks like that i just the whole thing of it to me is giving plumber you know

00:36:23.900 what i mean crazy plumber under the sink the whole thing to me whole back whole witness is like an

00:36:29.460 eighth wonder i know how is this even working how do they even stay on they just rocking it on the

00:36:36.360 ground yeah they have like a big swap meet belt on to to like hold them up because they're like

00:36:40.900 right no seriously suspenders would make me like it more i think it'd give it a little more those would

00:36:46.800 be really long suspenders though those would be like someone can photoshop it and like send it to us

00:36:51.780 but those would be frightful suspenders they would be like from here to like

00:36:56.420 no literally like bungee cords throw the whole concept out yeah and then capri pants you know

00:37:02.780 i'm not gonna hate on people who like um i've got a pair of pants that probably

00:37:05.880 cut off a little like more high rise or what do you call it when there are shorter legs i don't know

00:37:11.820 what you call it i guess capris on jeans like when your jeans cut off a little bit isn't that literally

00:37:17.540 what we're talking about a capri we'll see a capri is cinched sometimes your jeans are just like

00:37:22.220 they wear a little bit higher you know what i'm saying a capri is cinched in the sense like it has

00:37:26.860 an elastic no like it's tailored like to oh you mean just like cut off jeans yeah i mean like cut

00:37:32.180 offs oh god you made me feel like i was speaking another language no i was no i was no no no i was

00:37:38.100 sitting there i was like oh my god do i don't know you don't remember what capris are i i was sitting

00:37:42.380 there i was like do i not know what a capri is a capri are a capris are capri sun i mean i don't

00:37:47.480 even know what i'm saying i think capris are at the mom's store yeah no my mom loves capris which

00:37:52.120 is why i was like i can't say that they would never happen like i love my mom i don't think

00:37:55.040 there's anything wrong with them i don't think yeah they're not hurting me i'm real i'm real

00:37:58.080 neutral to them yeah i like do what you gotta do girl exactly where low rise jeans that is like a

00:38:03.920 clear obvious answer that's something that i want to send sense i want to send that back to hell

00:38:08.020 where it came from i wanted to go right back i'll pay for the shipping get get out of here

00:38:12.240 never come back you know what i mean i want to besmirch it forever it's i just don't get it

00:38:16.780 okay next group right we have lace up pants so they're kind of like like the ones like on the

00:38:23.500 side no they're like jeans and then the middle right here instead of a button it's it's like

00:38:27.860 i think i've got my answer yeah and then we have dress over jeans right very 2000s core that's heavy

00:38:35.840 and then uh juicy couture sweats um i actually have juicy sweats now yeah no i mean i think

00:38:42.220 after the last two years it's like to hate sweats would be like just so such a heinous

00:38:48.460 verbal hate crime to sweats like literally they really got us all through a certain time like

00:38:53.500 they were there for us right when they didn't want to be mine were like we're we're putting

00:38:58.920 in our two weeks and by two weeks we mean today um i would say juicy suits can stay or come back or

00:39:06.360 whatever the best one is yeah same then the one i don't mind is what was the second one

00:39:12.560 dress over jeans like uh i guess so i have a follow-up about the lace-up yeah is that like

00:39:19.000 the whole zipper yeah and it's like instead of like having a zipper or buttons yeah it's all laces

00:39:24.660 like yeah like that shit that's hell that's horrible i just think about like the lace-up pants

00:39:30.420 like as as a guy speaking to stand up and pee yeah that seems like i hate when pants have buttons

00:39:37.500 yeah i'm like what in what economy it's not this one not this one the next one we're in a recession

00:39:43.600 i don't even know what we're in i don't even know what we're on to be perfectly honest i just know

00:39:48.360 that word but to then think about lacing up your pants yeah like i hate the dress over jeans but

00:39:56.400 that one doesn't need to come back but if it does i just think that's like insane yeah you're like

00:40:01.740 lacing up like like for the big game it's like i don't even want to lace up my shoes me either you

00:40:06.520 think i want to lace up my pants every time i'm literally someone that like shoves my foot into my

00:40:10.040 shoe so i don't have to untie it again i'm one of those oh yeah same yeah or they have like a

00:40:14.560 zipper escape route yeah i love that like when they have the little tie at the back where i can

00:40:18.540 put my finger and i just shove my shit see i've ripped some of those off because like i literally

00:40:22.740 just i'm like same i'm like give myself a yeah that's the only that's the only way i give myself

00:40:27.400 a workout i like wrinkle the absolute shit out of my shoe like same people i have like nikes and

00:40:33.420 people are like they have wrinkles yeah their shoes yeah like you creases yeah you creased your

00:40:41.020 jordan's yeah i did i'm gonna do it again tomorrow dude i i can't even tell you how many

00:40:46.080 times like my family drags me for this all the time my my shoes like especially the toes of my

00:40:50.300 shoes they get dirty or whatever yeah or like white shoes i think i only have one pair of white shoes

00:40:53.740 that i've been able to keep white yeah we all have like one that it's like i know i will be walking

00:40:58.040 on pristine concrete yeah there's like there's like a fit shoe yeah everything else everything else

00:41:02.700 is like everything else it looks like i've been hiking in the himalayas for the last 40 days

00:41:06.740 absolutely and you know what their shoes that's what i say all the time i'm on their shoes yeah

00:41:11.280 they're for the ground yeah what am i supposed to do keep them clean keep them folded i was like

00:41:16.320 i wish i could get up and like show you how i was like i've practiced trying not to crease my nikes

00:41:22.580 i walk like a penguin i'm like i'm like this is impractical yeah is everybody doing this and i

00:41:30.380 just don't notice at that point that's what i said i'm like what to put it on a bookshelf

00:41:35.120 the day i i worry about not creasing or dirtying my shoes you just you know that's the day i know

00:41:41.760 that i've like made it to heaven honestly just put bags on my feet and call me a psycho homeless

00:41:46.420 person you know what i'm saying like i just i've lost it i've lost it i'm out of here yeah there's

00:41:51.080 no way i just i always say that i'm like their shoes they're further ground what do you want me

00:41:54.100 to say yeah like obviously i have shoes that i know if i'm doing something maybe a little dirty i

00:41:58.080 won't wear yeah there you go but that's literally as far as my thought process same i'm like okay i don't

00:42:03.040 want to like ruin these i'll run those yeah literally i wear like a beat up pair of nikes

00:42:07.420 and they're like oh those shoes are so ruined i'm all there are four hiking i'm like we're about to

00:42:12.760 black out there you go why do we care we don't care it's all right next one the first one fedoras

00:42:19.320 off to a strong start i know i'm like we're off to a really strong story then there's sweatpants

00:42:25.800 okay and then trucker hats sweatbands yeah oh okay i said sweatpants sweatbands trucker oh my god

00:42:32.920 trucker hats for life i love trucker hats trucker hats for life right trucker hats for life discriminate

00:42:39.820 against me a little bit because i am a big-headed bitch see but i think that's why trucker hats are

00:42:45.960 the move that's because they make your head smaller do they i got a dome piece same same hats i'm a size

00:42:53.180 eight you know what i'm saying i don't even know what size i am because i'm almost scared to find

00:42:56.540 out seven and three quarters i like can't be insecure about yet another thing eight's one of

00:43:00.940 the biggest it's the biggest they sell in a lids i want to see what hat size i am because i don't

00:43:05.920 think i'm far behind no i really don't i have a fat head and like nothing ever fits on it so that's

00:43:11.760 why i made trucker hats that were like bigger oh love that yes love that but i think trucker hats are

00:43:17.480 like the move i think they're i think they're in every like generation thing like they'll just

00:43:22.640 keep recycling honestly i think i think fedoras gone never ever in a million years don't look at me

00:43:31.100 no eye contact sweatbands i mean if you're playing a sport go off if you're not it is definitely like

00:43:38.120 what are you doing it's a choice yeah it's a choice but like if it comes back i guess that's totally fine

00:43:42.760 i would take a sweatband over a fedora literally and honestly is it's not necessarily the fedora

00:43:48.460 it's the person who wears it they've given i mean no doors are ugly it's both doors are ugly

00:43:53.660 don't get me wrong it's both but i'm saying the person who wears it is almost always the worst person

00:43:58.520 i've ever met in my entire life yeah no it's why it's like it's like the dude at the at the

00:44:03.300 vegas pool bar that like won't leave you alone but also like the guy at like the guitar center that

00:44:07.240 you like didn't even want to go with that you're with your like friend in yeah and they're like

00:44:10.620 i have a really sick fender over there you want to see it and you're like put you and your soul

00:44:14.800 patch away please thank you thank you thank you and god bless here as a courtesy and that like

00:44:19.140 literally the dude that in miami like sits at the restaurant that like is up against the sidewalk

00:44:23.720 where all the women are walking you are so open sure so right he's wearing a plaid fedora and plaid

00:44:29.660 shorts that don't match open shirt titties out but sunken chest and like kind of like a little pooch

00:44:36.200 i'm getting like a tight pregnant belly like that tight fat you know yeah yeah like that's like

00:44:41.440 tight but it's like no titties like like sunken in like bird chest you know what i'm saying

00:44:45.580 no titties or titties he has titties but a sunken cleavage yeah but concave okay i've got the pick

00:44:52.820 and he's like he's got salt and pepper chest hair that's like coming in from all directions exactly

00:44:57.720 no shoes right because he's near the beach he hasn't had shoes no shoes no absolute gnarled feet

00:45:03.220 and he's leaning up again that's oh that's something that that should never come feet

00:45:07.740 put them away put them dogs away if your feet if your toenails are multiple colors

00:45:12.980 and not painted they should not be making eye contact with a single human they shouldn't see

00:45:19.060 the light they shouldn't see the sun they should not see the sun they should adhere to vampire rules

00:45:24.040 that live in the shadows i don't want to see it no no he's like leaning up against the railing

00:45:30.360 like cat calling all the women talking about calling people mommy's stupid fedora and in a

00:45:36.000 mommy that is calling you are like you've painted the full goddamn right you see it you see the

00:45:41.080 person i'm watching the movie and and they stink turn it off right who casted him and they bought

00:45:47.880 the bucket of beer and it's on the table but they're alone but they're alone i was just about

00:45:51.980 to say that is wow you really are there you really paint a picture there you go you see that you

00:45:58.120 smell them you literally can see them oh i can see smell and like almost taste no no i was gonna

00:46:07.940 and then i was like no and then i was like well there's been an awkward amount of time just say

00:46:10.620 what you're gonna say and then i was like anyways that's been the show guys thanks

00:46:14.260 okay so now we're gonna get into the second video that we're gonna just absolutely disintegrate

00:46:24.760 love and then end up talking about hillary duff no that's pretty much what we're gonna do no all

00:46:29.500 all our roads lead back to her i'm trying not to speak about it all our roads lead back to her

00:46:35.240 like drew she's our jerusalem you know what i mean our drew salem

00:46:39.580 beautiful is that insensitive i'm sorry if it is i thought it was cute beautiful okay so for this next

00:46:47.420 video basically like i said i'm just gonna paint you a picture right you're doing a great job so far

00:46:52.760 right so this man is basically breaking down the history of why women don't have pockets yes on

00:46:59.700 their jeans and stuff and so he points out that uh women walked around with like little coin purses

00:47:04.860 like little coin purse looking pouches on the outside of their clothing so they like

00:47:08.820 was there was no need for pockets like like the og cargo pants essentially little coin bags on them

00:47:15.560 right and it said uh the rumor is basically that men at this time thought that women having pockets

00:47:20.620 would make them more unfaithful ah yes you keep all your secrets in there that's why yeah you just

00:47:27.860 whisper them you just take your your little men and you just put them right in just put them right

00:47:31.980 in there when you're cheating yeah yeah you just whisper with me jason you just put it right in your

00:47:37.020 pocket yeah and then like a baby in the yeah and then your husband leaves and you just take jason out

00:47:40.900 and you're like get on the bed throw them which i find so like this is like the the shit that that

00:47:47.340 really sets like a good backstory it really does just men no seriously like wow okay so we've just

00:47:53.260 always been that stupid huh just like the the complete like the fallacy of it all the lore that

00:47:58.780 they tell themselves like if anything i'd be like those big dresses you're cheating on me you've got

00:48:05.320 like men under there yeah no literally like someone could be like literally going to town on you and i

00:48:09.940 would have no idea they're like pockets but like literally a pocket a coin purse pockets for horse

00:48:16.920 that's that's how you know you see them and you're like then what do they say what they say ran through

00:48:22.520 that's what they say on tiktok all the time talking about women they ran through they're ran through

00:48:27.520 that's what the kids are calling it these days can you believe that but what's crazy is aren't the

00:48:34.920 like aren't men doing the running doing the running no seriously they're doing the running

00:48:41.000 i'm so confused and i don't even care how high the levels are right now i don't i'm sorry but i don't

00:48:48.260 they're doing the running it's crazy to me yeah it's it's crazy you can't win for losing to be honest

00:48:54.020 my god because if you have no experience at all they're like oh you're you're a prude right but then

00:48:59.380 if you have if you yeah like and then if you do have experience they're like ran through and i say

00:49:05.120 you know who says that people who aren't running through shit they're benched sitters sitters they're

00:49:10.420 they're bench players they're playing left bench they're never seen the field you know what i mean

00:49:13.760 they're not running through me and all high school sports bench warmer

00:49:17.560 bench warmers they never bunch of bench warmers that's why i said like it's it's like one of those

00:49:24.320 things i i compared it to this analogy once there's like when you have sports obviously like

00:49:29.160 like a football team a basketball team whatever something that the men the men know yeah thank

00:49:33.780 you for relating it back to stuff i understand i'm trying to relate to the men like my jersey says

00:49:38.300 deaf deaf 28 this is age stuff yeah anyways we can't it's just had to bring her into this segment

00:49:46.340 too perfect love it she has an imdb credit off of this you know what i mean i mean she's like involved

00:49:52.320 now literally i i compared it to like a football team so like there's like a you have like a starting

00:49:57.580 lineup right it's like the best players yeah and then you have like a second string and a third

00:50:01.360 string sometimes backups and then you got people that just help keep up morale they're like stats

00:50:07.260 stat boys my point is the men who say shit like that are stat boys they're not even on they're never

00:50:14.580 seen the field they've memorized all the facts but it does nothing if you get no experience you get no

00:50:19.900 playing time they don't even give me that they give me like ticket guy it's like you're not even

00:50:26.000 like watching the game you can't even see the game you're at like the gate it's the guy who got too

00:50:29.760 drunk in the parking lot got kicked out couldn't even make it into the game it's beyond me it blows

00:50:33.660 my mind he got too he got too trashed at the tailgate and couldn't make it in which is all wait

00:50:38.480 bringing it not to actually bring something back to what we're talking about yeah weren't men at this

00:50:44.280 time cheating all the time like all the time hold up like when they've got pockets yeah maybe that's

00:50:51.400 why they're they're projecting they yeah they're like i have pockets and i'm cheating on my wife like

00:50:56.460 it's going out so you can't have one either ran through bitch no pockets ran through no pockets

00:51:02.340 ran through like an old-timey accent like a transatlantic accent i'm like you're trying to say

00:51:10.460 um you're no package rant no wait i'm like like a geezer you're like yeah i was gonna say you're

00:51:16.900 old now i'm like southern i'm old perfect what's transatlantic it's like almost like a like a like

00:51:22.660 an old-timey paper boy you know what i mean where they're like yeah get your paper get your paper yeah

00:51:26.780 yeah yeah like i just sound like peter griffin get your paper this is i am so sorry i don't know why

00:51:34.460 this just happens honestly it's a beautiful thing this is why i shouldn't have the first amendment it's

00:51:39.020 it's literally i shouldn't it's a train wreck that we can't look away from that's all that matters so

00:51:42.680 many men should not have the first amendment i mean i'll give it at least i'm fair i'll grant it

00:51:47.860 to you honestly i don't i'm honored thank you well some of the comments on this video oh i would love

00:51:52.900 to hear some yeah so this person said so that's why my ex-husband had an affair pockets i guess i'm

00:51:59.160 gonna learn how to sew so the next one can't have pockets that so funny like trauma breeds humor

00:52:07.760 yeah it really does i mean literally i'm sitting in a chair right here and that's the only thing

00:52:13.520 i'm going for a muse trauma i mean comedy it makes it makes you funny i think oh i think it either

00:52:19.520 breaks you or makes you funny there you go no there's no in between yeah there really isn't you're

00:52:24.520 like you're like i can conquer anything well that that's literally what you just said like men men

00:52:28.900 were cheating all the time yeah literally though and they have pockets oh my god so many pockets you

00:52:33.640 know how many pockets a suit has that's what i say there's like one two three four maybe a fifth

00:52:40.040 and maybe a six it's literally just in the top it's just a never-ending projection so many rooms for

00:52:44.440 women to just be put into literally just secrets i'm cheating holding secrets they just whisk

00:52:49.740 pocket and this one says fashion women's clothes tighten during the victorian era less lumps increases

00:52:58.280 i don't put stuff in my pants pockets are too bulky it doesn't look nice i can't really understand

00:53:04.660 that okay i'm so glad it wasn't only me she's kind of like oh my god i think she's finishing and she's

00:53:09.600 gonna throw it to me ah dear headlights she could have been speaking simlish for all i know i really

00:53:14.940 don't that's all i heard it was like last friday night simlish edition i think what she's trying to

00:53:19.100 say is she doesn't use her pockets so she doesn't care okay essentially you girl i mean again go

00:53:26.800 pocketless nobody cares what you want to do yeah just don't try to control what other people do like

00:53:31.980 it all just stems back to that just like it really does mind your business just just mind you mind the

00:53:36.540 business that pays you that's if you don't like me that's okay but watch your mouth it's true it's

00:53:44.160 true that's literally my whole life that's honestly a summary of my whole life and then i just think

00:53:48.700 this pockets thing is insane it out of everything pockets it's just odd how that's like a red herring

00:53:55.960 almost like it's it's almost like a scarlet letter is it because like women they put money in there

00:53:59.640 and it's like what could they be doing with that money going to get dinner like i mean even that

00:54:03.800 feels like an insane thing that honestly makes the most sense to me out of everything i've read about

00:54:08.820 that women can't have money yeah they can't have oh i mean maybe that is why because then they

00:54:13.540 would have to ask for money maybe or maybe they're just stealing they're just i should have

00:54:18.540 attention and literally history class i'm just like any class this says why do you think we

00:54:23.600 announce our dresses with pockets with such joy you know when like women find out that oh my god

00:54:29.000 i get it though they're like oh my god i can't believe it has pockets i can cheat now i can be a

00:54:33.860 i can be a big be a whore big fat whore oh i could just lose it bfw baby just just just bust it open for

00:54:41.520 everyone yeah they see those pockets they know what's up they know what time it is 10 to 2 what you're

00:54:46.760 busting it open too okay so like some some things to know are like some people are thinking like

00:54:54.020 our pockets not included on women's clothing to make them more dependent on men i guess in the

00:54:58.780 sense of like having to rely on them for stuff like money like yeah but also you know women are

00:55:05.140 almost always expected to have purses so that's why i'm saying like it that's that's where i don't i

00:55:10.600 get confused yeah you don't want pockets yeah you don't want pockets but you're giving me a whole

00:55:14.800 duffel that's what i'm saying you know what i can fit in a duffel versus a pocket no seriously that's

00:55:19.780 why that's the part that confuses me what also blows my mind when it's like when guys are too afraid

00:55:24.360 to wear a bag yeah or they call it you call it a man bag or a murse a murse oh god they call it a

00:55:32.680 satchel anything it's a purse it's a bag who cares do you know what you can fit in there so we're

00:55:40.520 still on pockets we're fascinated we are we're enthralled by the conspiracy pussy comes from

00:55:45.780 that they were like you're oh wait no that wouldn't even make sense well they're like women

00:55:49.300 don't need it because they have their own men need a pocket to hold it that's so true what if that was

00:55:54.780 the the ultimate conspiracy someone just time traveled back and told them about pocket pussies it's not

00:55:59.480 because it's like a thing that can fit in your pocket it's like strictly they're like you're

00:56:03.080 gonna name it this because you have to put it in your pocket there you go that's that's and you're

00:56:07.560 gonna take away pockets from women that's honestly a conspiracy i can get behind yeah why not i can

00:56:11.840 get behind anything at this point i'm just kind of like whatever what's next like really unfazed at

00:56:17.200 this point yeah and like i guess you know like the whole conspiracy of it it was like sometimes they

00:56:23.300 thought that women didn't have pockets to get them to buy more bags like it's almost like a

00:56:28.480 capitalism thing oh which i think would make sense which is so funny because men had were like the

00:56:34.120 owners of purse companies no seriously and they were they wouldn't carry persons no why would they

00:56:39.060 that's why when we were talking about immerse and stuff like uh men could very easily use bags

00:56:44.520 because they carry a lot of shit yes a ton of stuff my bag is like 20 pounds every time i go out

00:56:51.180 with my boyfriend it's also like a full weapon he's yeah he's like can you hold this i feel safe

00:56:55.280 if someone ran up on me i'm no running through no i will not be run through not here not here

00:57:02.940 not here literally my wife is like can you hold this can you hold this can you hold this i'm like

00:57:07.560 stacking it all in my that's where i've like started asking for money i'm like okay venmo me

00:57:11.540 that's such a genius and then i'm like i don't have to work anymore i just have to be a social

00:57:16.400 butterfly this is so off topic but like you know my boyfriend oh as if i haven't been this whole

00:57:21.140 episode i'm like this is so you're like i hate to be off topic i'm like drew barrymore calm down

00:57:26.760 there's like uh you know like my boyfriend he bears like a passing resemblance to aquaman like

00:57:33.580 jason momoa yeah which is crazy because your boy i like jason momoa is in the same category as like

00:57:39.900 the rock like just straight up terrifying but your boyfriend doesn't terrify me i don't know yeah he's

00:57:44.640 jason momoa if he was running straight at me what would you do melt just all the skin i would

00:57:51.300 liquefy every innard of me and it would fly out of me at volcanic rates i was like that's what i'm

00:58:00.440 saying this is so off topic because you were talking about charging people to hold shit in your purse

00:58:04.140 right i was literally like it went i went through a period of time like when aquaman came out hell on

00:58:10.400 earth for the two of us mostly for him but a lot of for me too because i have to like bear witness

00:58:15.340 to it yeah but everywhere we went like you know who you look like everywhere we went so it still

00:58:20.960 happens to this day but like now that i'm like i don't know more famous than him um they ask tend

00:58:25.880 to ask me for the pictures just like a slight flex i'm like can you take the pictures anyways

00:58:31.120 that's always the best when you're with your family or something and you're like can you take the

00:58:34.860 picture yeah i'm like get it make sure you get a good angle yeah literally and so like with him

00:58:41.380 when people would literally ask to take pictures with him which i find odd because they knew it

00:58:46.480 wasn't him they knew he's not the real they know it's not the real jason momoa it'd be different if

00:58:52.300 they got confused and they thought if they were like jason momoa i love you yeah no no they knew

00:58:56.300 they knew damn well that was not him and they still wanted pictures which is weird no that's like weird

00:59:02.060 and then i and because i got so sick of it because when women did it it was um creepy right

00:59:07.000 especially older women they'd get like real creepy um because it's almost like they're like i'm two

00:59:12.280 steps from the grave i'm just gonna lose it i'm just gonna be i'm gonna this is this is when i break

00:59:15.980 the rules i'm putting my pussy in the wind and i don't care i don't care what anybody says it's

00:59:19.360 gonna flutter right they're literally they're gonna smell it my pheromones like they're just all over

00:59:24.260 that when they would do that i literally started saying i was gonna charge people five dollars

00:59:27.840 you should have though i was like that'll be five dollars to be funny

00:59:31.360 they never found it funny no because they were like are you wait really and they were like or

00:59:36.380 they would say you look like jason momoa and i was like oh my god i get that all the time i just cut

00:59:39.860 him off like they're talking to me swing and a miss this is why i was like is this thing on nobody

00:59:45.360 liked my jokes nobody was digging up nobody appreciated nobody i was unappreciated comic in

00:59:49.920 my time but that's like the difference between you and the average person there you go you're not

00:59:54.280 average i'm like i literally carrying around a mic i'm like hello thank you it is jason momoa

00:59:59.220 people are like what are you doing i'm just performing a stand-up routine five dollars

01:00:03.860 i'm workshopping jokes i'm working on my stand-up you're you're workshopping being his stunt double

01:00:09.180 like i really need to do on the on the ground research i'm like that's anyways that's why i

01:00:14.140 said that was so off topic but i started telling people it'll be five dollars i think that's a good

01:00:18.120 idea right i'm charging your boyfriend i mean at the end of the day i'm a girl boss first i'm a girl

01:00:23.780 boss i gaslight and i gatekeep that's all i do that's a girl boss that's my mission statement

01:00:29.620 but i can't even say the word girl but yeah that's something to look into doc

01:00:35.400 like hello i'm like okay so siri schedule me a doctor's appointment

01:00:40.620 psychiatrist check-in anyways back to pockets right back to pockets that's where we were

01:00:49.620 almost speaking of the doctor let's get back to pockets right my trail oh yeah thread you know

01:00:56.860 what i mean it tracks it all makes sense someone got the map quest i'm lost honestly the person who

01:01:00.940 edits this i'm so sorry every time i record my podcast i'm literally like i am already sorry for

01:01:06.140 you but i'm sorry basically i mean essentially what are our what are our finishing thoughts as far as

01:01:14.060 like fashion when it comes to both men and women or men's standards just like shut the front door

01:01:20.840 and mind your business i got a little derailed because i had to

01:01:26.220 had to check what i was saying um yeah just like literally shut up yeah just shut up and like do your

01:01:33.120 thing just don't be offensive keep your dick in your pants it's it really is so simple yeah just

01:01:40.340 control yourself i think more than anything i just don't understand like of everything going on

01:01:45.080 in the world you really can't keep it in

01:01:48.900 you can't move your eyes five degrees this way yeah it's really not that hard i don't think i mean

01:01:56.980 for me personally but i have some semblance of self-control so i'm sorry i i literally think all the

01:02:02.860 time too and i don't even feel like i'm special sorry to cut you off no you're fine oh like i don't i i'm

01:02:08.500 like oh it drives me insane yeah it it truly makes no sense i'm not even like a decent like i'm a fine

01:02:15.300 person i'm a normal it's so easy you know you know how sometimes you're driving like let's say

01:02:20.920 you're driving on the road and then you think to yourself what if i just ran myself off this road

01:02:25.620 like just the impulsive thoughts they they creep in do you know who you're talking to of course i'm

01:02:29.120 saying so you're like what if i just ran over those people right now like those impulsive thoughts

01:02:33.260 oh my god absolutely that's like men are incapable of controlling those yes you see what i'm saying

01:02:38.920 i was just talking about this with my friend the other day like having a weird thought isn't bad

01:02:44.980 or like an impulsive thought or whatever it's very normal the amount of time you spend thinking about

01:02:49.680 that thought is what makes it weird or voicing it yes exactly like taking anything beyond a one second

01:02:56.500 oh wow why did i think about that okay next yeah like like i'm saying because it happens like when

01:03:01.700 you're driving your car and you're like what if i just ran these people down yeah i think that all

01:03:05.380 the time oh all the time but have i done it never never because that would make me a serial killer

01:03:11.120 absolutely but i'm saying that's like men who are incapable of like keeping it in their pants i just

01:03:16.800 don't get they give over to those thoughts too much i just don't it's like when i love it when i film

01:03:21.840 street interviews yeah and it's just you see like you can just tell a hot girl that is objectively

01:03:27.040 gonna get looked at yeah you're like you just know so you just watch and it is so incredible

01:03:33.800 yeah it's wild neck turn i just did that and i feel like i pulled something

01:03:39.000 just so what i could see someone's ass that is covered with clothes with clothes yeah

01:03:46.320 like bro get internet connection and go to pornhub.com you're gonna lose your mind and handle your

01:03:54.020 business you're gonna lose your mind literally just google anything i just don't get it i don't

01:03:58.700 get it either especially butts but mostly because you know what comes out of butts poop

01:04:02.420 poop are you on the same wavelength as me butts are like a horrible situation they're nothing good

01:04:09.540 comes out of there nothing nothing good comes out of there not a single thing it's nothing it's

01:04:13.440 once in a blue moon it's like a fart that smells decently tolerable it's it's poop that's literally

01:04:18.520 what i think oh my god you know what's in there poop that turns you on that is so horrific you think

01:04:23.400 about poop and you're like i'm i'm rock hard oh my god it freaks ricked up out me too i just

01:04:29.860 i literally think about like my thoughts get that nuanced people talk about eating ass i'm like

01:04:34.080 not even a clean one not even one that's been water's been put in it's been shaken a little

01:04:43.040 no wow that is when it comes to men there's no way it's you got about a probably like an 80 20

01:04:51.220 chance that that ass is clean which and i'm saying i don't even are you trying to give them

01:04:56.240 the benefit of the doubt i know i'm including gay men in that god and trans men got it i'm including

01:05:02.600 them got it okay so that's i was like that's why there's a little bit more of a percentage

01:05:06.780 they're about 19.8 the last point two that's straight men you said i'm saying 100 i'm including

01:05:12.640 them i'm being included got it okay you have for you i was just targeting clean that's what i'm saying

01:05:16.860 yeah but you know dudes get a one that like 12 pack of irish spring and just lose their minds

01:05:22.680 they just go off the rails some of that shit should be banned i'm sorry irish spring makes you rough

01:05:27.140 the fact that that is still legally being sold in stores that to me is bang energy it's the bang

01:05:34.180 energy of sense it's just the it's like the it's like it's it's twin it's like it's truly horrible

01:05:39.400 you could put them next to each other and i'd say they both could be soft drinks they both could

01:05:42.940 be deodorant it's like spot the difference but you can't they're the same picture exactly

01:05:45.960 it's ax body spring oh my god and a bang energy drink the energy that's the starter pack for my

01:05:51.140 worst nightmare and and pockets whole bunch of pockets whole bunch of pockets irish for so much

01:05:59.320 infidelity just for all the cheating stuff pants for all for all that's why probably white cargo

01:06:05.120 pants exist because they need it for all i need it for all the different people activities gotta fit

01:06:10.340 i don't know why that's my immediate like pervert voice sorry everyone if you like john wayne it's

01:06:18.060 like a cowboy i don't know honestly i'm just happy to be here so what's your takeaway honestly my

01:06:24.560 takeaway is the same is mind your mind your goddamn business it's really not that hard mind the business

01:06:28.980 that pays you that's what i think me trying to break down that sentence i literally think that you

01:06:35.060 should worry about washing your ass more than what other people are wearing well yeah i think

01:06:40.460 priorities i could like really go on a crazy tangent that no one wants me to go on about just like the

01:06:45.040 absolute hypocrisy of like basic hygiene you're pointing a finger at me that has a poop stain on it

01:06:50.080 because you reached in your pants to smell i don't think so no you can't do that and they'd be itching

01:06:57.760 their balls and just touching their face i'm okay i'm definitely guilty of that i'm definitely guilty of

01:07:04.080 your own face though yeah well that's fine i'm not touching my balls and touching someone else's

01:07:09.340 face oh my god what am i i'm just saying i wouldn't put it past most straight men who do that

01:07:15.940 okay you know what i mean i wouldn't put it past you and i was like what do i give off

01:07:20.920 and it turns out i hate you storm out bust this wall down honestly i saw a tiktok once maybe you saw it

01:07:27.400 and this girl was like filming her boyfriend like he was she was pretending to take a picture

01:07:31.640 and what she was really doing was zooming in on a man in the back who was barefoot in the restaurant

01:07:37.440 he was rubbing his feet like giving himself like a foot massage and then he was like reaching over

01:07:41.800 and like touching the chips and shit oh i think i've seen this yeah i think you've seen it literally

01:07:45.200 thinking if he reaches for something afterwards i've seen yeah it had it had that scary music in

01:07:49.200 the background that literally made me cry laughing when i watched it or like the whole foods like hot

01:07:54.540 bar videos you see oh yeah people just like touch and then they just use their hands that's what i'm

01:08:00.300 saying like touching your foot in a restaurant put them dogs away feet should never even see a

01:08:05.140 restaurant they should they should you should take them off before you come in your foot if we all

01:08:09.300 could have our feet removed and still be able to function as normal i would be literally i i told

01:08:12.920 manny when manny was here i literally told him like i want you to pop your feet off like a brat's foot

01:08:17.260 you just take it off little bags like a lego yes you know what i mean absolutely i don't want to

01:08:21.820 tap tap tap off yeah i want to just like you're in heels but they're just pegs just like when you

01:08:28.400 take your shoe off you have nothing underneath there that sounds like a dream sounds like a

01:08:32.200 fantasy that's lore that's the kind of lore i'm into listen call me crazy but take my feet i'm like

01:08:38.180 okay like by 2050 no feet that's my that's my mission i then i can't run through or run up what was

01:08:46.000 that it's ran through then you can't be ran through you can't run through others ran through someone

01:08:51.140 i can't ran through anyways let's wrap this up that's honestly perfect that's perfect see you

01:08:56.020 later okay thank you so much for joining us that's gonna do it for today's episode of the comment

01:09:04.360 section show i want to thank my wonderful amazing hillary duff obsessed guest chris clemens thank you

01:09:11.120 so much for being here i adore you for having me i love you so much too much no never you never talk

01:09:16.940 too much you didn't know i definitely do you didn't talk enough for me personally so oh okay

01:09:21.120 well let's redo it so there you go we just started cut i didn't like any of it it's not approved

01:09:26.560 honestly i adore you thank you so much for coming today thank you i had the most fun ever i had so

01:09:31.480 much fun right i did oh my god i'm such a good time same we're both two good times two good times

01:09:37.580 two blasts and a glass that's us we're love that amfs that's an inside joke that's an inside

01:09:44.500 unless that was in the episode well now we're gonna go run over each other but before we do that

01:09:50.240 where can everybody find you on your handles my name chris clemens chris clemens instagram twitter

01:09:57.200 youtube tiktok i think that's all perfect and you're also a business owner you know i am i own middle

01:10:06.320 kid love that and also you have a podcast oh yeah and i also i know more about you than you

01:10:12.720 chris clemens which we're gonna get you on i love that and i honestly kind of want it to be a little

01:10:17.700 oh i would love that honestly i don't know if you do that but let's we'll talk we'll talk

01:10:23.580 people talk you honestly you're my hillary duff i know everything about you stop really what's my

01:10:30.200 middle name uh middle kid clothing cut no what's my middle name you don't have exactly i do have

01:10:42.940 one what's your middle name that's for me and the government i'll tell you mine joseph oh love that

01:10:49.640 so biblical chris joseph christopher joseph i knew your name was christopher i had a feeling

01:10:54.880 yeah it's my well i didn't know something before it's not like an intro oh oh it really yeah just

01:11:01.340 like chris yeah whoa chris pratt oh i was like i didn't come in here trying to like fool you i was

01:11:07.780 not like i was like brad nice to meet you i mean i was like hey my middle name is tyson that's hard

01:11:14.140 so it's drew tyson off wallow and people still have the nerve to with you to try me and i'm six

01:11:20.320 feet tall yeah oh my god you were so much taller than i thought yeah i don't know what i thought

01:11:24.840 but like i was shook you said i was like that's literally what everyone says wow it's iconic i'm a

01:11:31.400 big bitch i've been saying this nobody believes me it's only tyson there you go that's hard right

01:11:36.320 shut up mom yeah i'm like where the hell were you when i was born my mom was like well i guess

01:11:42.580 most popular name chris and then we'll flip to a page in the bible joseph perfect i think it fits

01:11:48.960 you perfectly people are like apple that's so i'd kill for the name of apple a little bit of

01:11:54.760 flavor remember right what's your name again love that but now you're chris clemens the very famous

01:12:01.140 hillary duff obsessed perfect already love that so embarrassing thank you so much for joining us

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01:12:24.100 it that's what i do constantly you don't vape you vaporize period i'm gonna put that on shirt i was

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