The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - September 23, 2026


GRACE REITER IS EXPERIENCING WHIMSY | Episode 240

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00:00:30.000 do you know your like vagina falls asleep you're talking about it being like choked to death oh 1.00
00:00:35.000 yes yes yes i see it's like go to sleep go to sleep yeah i was like choked i was getting choked 1.00
00:00:40.000 and i couldn't your own pussy go to sleep yes yes i was like girl your time will come down 0.99
00:00:45.660 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your 0.99
00:00:57.740 fave everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the legendary
00:01:03.120 the Katniss Everdeen herself Grace Ryder
00:01:06.160 today well no that's capital that's I'm here to you know take down propaganda I'm actually here
00:01:16.560 to take down the capital I am the revolution that was close I was like when she had that
00:01:21.040 flip that um oh my god what did she say and slip yeah with the with the fascism yeah the thing
00:01:26.040 oops i saw that she was like you prove that fascism is oh i mean sorry fashion
00:01:31.500 it's like it's starting revolution's beginning here we go
00:01:35.860 i'm so happy to have you thank you i'm so excited to be here i know we were just giggling and king
00:01:43.140 like we have nothing to do we were just sitting here talking like we didn't know that the cameras
00:01:46.380 were supposed to be rolling at that point yeah and like we were planning our universal trip and
00:01:49.520 disneyland trip yes and yeah i know grace was telling me all the amazing things she's gonna
00:01:54.580 to do while she's here in la and then she goes and get this i don't have time to go to universal so 0.54
00:01:58.200 yeah what's the fucking point yeah i guess when you're you know you're so blessed and busy 0.91
00:02:01.920 i'm so up at the moment i have no time to drop down on a ride what you're sacrificing when you 0.98
00:02:09.160 make it to the top yeah when you make it to the top it's like oh my god all my friends are busy
00:02:13.360 and they can't ride a ride with me okay okay so yeah well i guess i'll have to carve out the time
00:02:19.940 for that i'll be like put it in the calendar for in the google cal in the google cal for some
00:02:24.780 universal time i'll figure it out there might there might be some time because what i'm gonna
00:02:29.800 manifest that for you because i know i love that you're you take rides that seriously well i
00:02:34.880 realized recently i was like i actually don't know if i've been on a roller coaster this year
00:02:39.060 and i was like i feel like that's why there's like a funk i feel like that's why i'm a little
00:02:42.700 off yeah you know where i'm like you need to reset your chakras yeah i'm like on a ride i gotta do
00:02:47.480 like my my dad we would call it like the belly belly where like you'd get a little like you'd
00:02:51.760 be like oh when you're like when you hit the drop so i'm like i need to like you need i need gravity
00:02:57.740 to like yeah you need to be caught that creativity yes essentially that's well i'm gonna manifest for
00:03:03.240 that for thank you i appreciate that i appreciate that i think it's gonna be i think it's gonna be
00:03:07.240 something that will help kickstart an even better idea than your hunger game spoof because i was
00:03:11.960 telling you how much i loved your hunger game spoof oh yes thank you thank you thank you amazing
00:03:16.400 that is actually more recent though i want to rewind a little bit further back yeah talking
00:03:20.740 about comedy in general like you getting into entertaining like where did it kind of start
00:03:25.240 for you in terms of like i want to be hilarious for a living so where do i do that where do i
00:03:29.360 make that happen i mean i was like i want to be a youtuber i was i mean i wanted to be on the
00:03:34.020 disney channel but i was like okay that's not gonna happen i was like let's move on so youtuber
00:03:37.720 first and i guess just like making videos and then i just started posting online and then
00:03:43.600 i did like a harry styles wattpad fan fiction that like blew up and it was right at that sweet
00:03:49.880 little pocket of tiktok where it was like everyone was it was like lit it was like january 2019 was
00:03:55.000 like pre-covid or maybe that one was around covid time where everyone was like flocking in and i did
00:04:00.320 this harry styles fan fiction parody and like it was back then when you could like get a million
00:04:06.800 likes and then also get a million followers where it was like it was like quickly yeah it was like
00:04:11.360 a million likes equal to a million followers now it's like you could get 20 million views or 20
00:04:15.900 million likes on a video and they'll be like blocked they'll be like i actually don't even
00:04:19.720 want to see you again no for real so it's like i appreciate if i never saw you yeah inflation
00:04:23.340 it's inflation it's the digital inflation hit us all it's hit us it's hit us all my numbers just
00:04:29.640 are not pulling the way they used to and i'm like okay well it's time to do something else you know
00:04:33.620 what else and then that's where is that where your inspiration for the hundred games was
00:04:37.340 i was like imagine views are down please i was like come back come back please it was um
00:04:45.740 it was i mean i'd always wanted to do that and it was going to be like honestly the initial idea
00:04:52.240 was like we were never gonna film it i was like should we just go out and like play pretend in
00:04:55.180 the woods that we're like hunger games and then i was like well we should film this i was like
00:04:58.820 this is just strange if we're not it's weird yeah otherwise it's just we're larping and then we've
00:05:03.040 crossed we've crossed into a different territory no shame to larpers would love to do that sometime
00:05:07.920 yeah but um yeah and then my friend ryan was like actually you should just do that for real and i
00:05:12.620 was like oh yeah so we just did it for my 24th birthday and then just went to airbnb that's
00:05:20.220 honestly a great a great gift to get you're like my gift free labor your gift to me yeah yeah is
00:05:25.920 a 12-hour shoot day oh and it was and it was that's why that's why i felt like this year when
00:05:32.160 i i filmed twilight i like cried afterwards because i was like i'm so sorry i made you guys
00:05:37.560 do that it was so long it was so hard yeah i was like why did we do this and yeah so now actually
00:05:44.940 now it might be getting the point where like the union might be getting on me and i'm like i'm like
00:05:48.540 sag's coming after yeah i'm like okay they're all volunteers they want to they like it this was my
00:05:54.920 birthday gift like and like it's a present it's a present sag please it's digital content there's
00:06:02.220 no laws there did you um always want to be in entertainment like did you know when you were
00:06:06.680 younger yeah i feel like i could tell that about you yeah maddie always knew she always knew who
00:06:10.920 she wanted to be when she was older yeah i mean who were like some of your idols growing up when
00:06:15.120 you were watching oh like jack black love nacho libre i love jack yes yeah school of rock is one
00:06:22.020 of my family's favorite movies that's one of my favorite movies of all time it's just his whole
00:06:26.160 discography is perfect yeah yeah nacho libre is so funny that no one cares that he was playing a
00:06:31.580 mexican man and i find that very interesting right let's dig into it what a different time no one
00:06:37.320 even now though like yeah even now they'll pull it up now and they're like god this guy's hilarious
00:06:41.940 yeah there's no sense of like hey this was kind of strange that he did this because it was but it
00:06:47.980 was that funny like it was that funny and that good that people were like and you know what art
00:06:52.480 is art i mean yeah yeah is it because he was just like so committed to it maybe or like but yeah and
00:06:57.880 maybe it's because none of it was based in like necessarily stereotypes it's just like his that
00:07:02.380 was his life at the time i just think the accent he was doing exactly well that would be the only
00:07:06.560 thing that's the only that's my point yeah everyone's like talk about a larper talk about
00:07:10.640 a larper yes you want to talk about larping talk about larping he did it i mean i think about that
00:07:15.840 scene where he like squeezes his butt cheeks a lot oh my god we say like ramses is not dancing
00:07:19.400 at the party a lot me and my family i love anchorman that was like a big one i watched a
00:07:23.060 billion times i was just telling my husband the other day that they don't make comedies like that
00:07:28.620 anymore you probably can't anymore now but like yeah there was i just mean the absurdity yes like
00:07:34.980 anchorman was so absurd stepbrothers is so absurd but it was just like unbelievably funny i know
00:07:42.520 it's just like it because of the absurdity of it i guess i know i'm hoping like i don't know i'm
00:07:47.920 hoping like the obsession wave makes people want to like i know because i mean younger people came
00:07:53.680 from comedy i'm like okay because i don't know like indie horror movies can kind of do that but
00:07:59.440 yeah that's true indie comedy movies i feel like anytime you try to make a comedy movie they're
00:08:02.760 like why would people want to watch this yeah it's like okay yeah then i guess or like a pitch
00:08:07.280 perfect it's up to you i know okay i'll try my best pitch perfect i was just telling someone when 0.90
00:08:12.220 i saw pitch i saw it in theaters i was laughing my fucking ass off it was the funniest thing i 0.74
00:08:18.860 had ever seen at the time it's incredible it's so good i'm like oh will we ever get anything 0.91
00:08:23.340 i'm like nothing compares to it like recently i'm trying to think of like i literally can't
00:08:27.860 even that's what i'm saying every everyone i can think of is older so like i talk a lot about the
00:08:32.300 movie the heat with melissa mccarthy and sandra bullock oh my gosh i don't think i've seen that
00:08:36.160 what the hell melissa mccarthy how have i not seen that that's great oh the heat were their spies
00:08:40.520 they're cops 0.90
00:08:41.660 it's like a buddy cop thing
00:08:43.740 you have to go watch it
00:08:46.640 it holds up to this day
00:08:48.020 if people come to say at my house
00:08:50.320 I'm like guess what you're watching tonight
00:08:51.760 I'm educating everyone
00:08:54.680 and even Melissa McCarthy's whole discography
00:08:57.100 like Tammy I loved Tammy
00:08:59.240 okay I don't remember Tammy too much
00:09:01.000 I remember Identity Theft 0.99
00:09:02.540 that one was my favorite
00:09:04.320 I love that
00:09:06.500 shout out to Melissa 0.60
00:09:07.660 girl come back
00:09:09.240 no period literally come back and save us or we can just do it that's true let's set it up for us
00:09:14.760 yeah we actually yeah new wave yeah i think if anyone could bring back that kind of comedy it's
00:09:19.680 you really like i really think so in terms of movie like hell yeah i think you could well
00:09:25.300 everyone everyone always asks me what's my dream i would love no i was gonna i would ask you okay
00:09:31.680 well they ask like what's your dream and i feel like i remember watching grown-ups and being like
00:09:36.280 well that's the dream i was like i just want to make a movie with my friends you're like having
00:09:40.420 real have some excuse to be like well let's just rent this really nice house and like film some
00:09:46.280 funny bits and then all my best friends are gonna be me you're so me so i'm like feel the same way
00:09:51.220 and that's what the hunger games was and that's what they all are and now i'm like okay so that's
00:09:55.720 what i'm saying you've done it yeah you've lived it i'm like it's happening yeah like even like a
00:10:00.320 movie like couples retreat that's another one that's so good forgetting sarah marshall another
00:10:04.140 one that's so good like those kinds of hilarious movies like they're so absurd in their humor
00:10:10.760 sometimes but it's like the plot line is very normal yeah but what makes it so unbelievably
00:10:15.680 funny is the absurdity of their humor like yeah i even like paul rudd's character in forgetting
00:10:20.000 sarah marshall he plays like the surf instructor i don't know if i've actually seen that one that
00:10:23.760 one's a great one a different one a judd apatow movie it has yeah okay uh paul rudd plays like a
00:10:29.340 small character but they're in hawaii and he's he's going there to forget about an ex
00:10:32.960 and he's like his surf instructor but he's like his name's like kyle but he's a white guy who
00:10:38.540 moved to hawaii so he's he acts like a surfer yeah and then he's like you could call me kunu
00:10:43.380 and it's not a real name like in anything and he's like that's just what you could call me
00:10:47.240 that's what you could call me
00:10:48.300 the locals gave me that
00:10:52.120 see we're we're about 60 of the way there yeah yeah that's the movie just off that riff okay
00:11:00.160 there we go yeah we have something you got final draft you got final draft and the ticket to
00:11:05.600 universal we're writing something we're writing something on the fast and furious about the fast
00:11:10.900 and the furious right look at it yes yes let's do it okay so i want to talk more about like tiktok
00:11:17.840 and when you started making videos like when you first started making them when did you start
00:11:21.540 feeling like okay maybe this is like turning into something i um do you have like a specific moment
00:11:27.140 where you felt like okay okay maybe i could turn this into like a full-time gig like were you
00:11:31.280 working at the time were you just making videos um at the time i was like at a uh community college
00:11:37.760 and like when it really when i was like at like a million followers or something and like
00:11:41.940 i think i think growing up watching youtubers and stuff i always knew this was a career that
00:11:47.840 you could have and like this is something like i could do so i was like okay well how do i so i
00:11:52.480 have the followers on here how do i get them over to somewhere else or like get them to be like
00:11:57.060 actual like fans and like yeah totally and care about things that i make like other stuff yeah
00:12:02.900 then like make silly videos and whatever and then i like got a manager in 2020 and then i started
00:12:09.500 like auditioning for stuff oh nice and i was like okay well this was the end goal so yeah we're we're
00:12:15.300 good and honestly it's been i feel like looking back it's like it happened really fast but then
00:12:20.440 when i was in it i was like i guess it's like taking six years i guess well i guess it's been
00:12:26.640 six years yeah but it's like you know on the internet it's like all so fast i feel like some
00:12:30.760 people like blow up and like get these opportunities whatever and i think i was like seeing that and
00:12:34.720 being like hey but your time shall come king king you're talking to yourself yeah king what the hell
00:12:43.200 i mean queen no that makes sense that makes sense it's fair too because it's like it seems it seems
00:12:49.680 interesting when you're watching it because sometimes people are going for other things
00:12:53.040 but then sometimes they end up in the spot that you were going for too so it's like yeah it's
00:12:56.880 interesting like the timeline is just not you can't rely on it like when you watch other people
00:13:01.440 you're like it it happens so differently for everybody it happens so differently in this
00:13:05.120 career and also i think like kind of like location does matter a lot because i was like i was in
00:13:10.180 Wisconsin for like most of it like I just moved to New York like two years ago oh yeah and so it
00:13:14.280 was like I was in Wisconsin and like a big thing of mine was I was like asking my manager I was
00:13:18.660 like when can I go to a premiere like to me that was like I was like I made it no I get that if I
00:13:24.380 like went to a premiere I was like when can I go to a premiere and she's like okay so you live in
00:13:27.120 Wisconsin they don't throw those there no not often you gotta be somewhere yeah like I would
00:13:33.100 ask her every time I was like the Five Nights at Freddy's movie can I go to that one and then she
00:13:37.300 was like no she was like you have to be on a coast and you're not yeah it does make a huge
00:13:44.120 difference i mean yeah unfortunately if you're there it's just like kind of where this stuff
00:13:47.820 is happening but also i mean the job you can do it anywhere but if you want to go to those
00:13:51.940 premieres you gotta you gotta make you gotta make the time to get out there what was your first
00:13:55.540 oh my god we'll see and now i'm like i don't know if i even know like one of that i was invited
00:14:00.200 well the my first premiere for a movie that i was in was first time female director by chelsea
00:14:05.820 ready if you can pull up a picture of me on the red carpet you gotta see what i was wearing
00:14:11.620 i actually i'll just because i'll just describe it so my hair was way shorter it was like curly
00:14:18.080 essentially um annie style hair okay it was annie style hair which i would love to preface this by
00:14:23.460 saying like i asked my hairdresser for a mullet she gave me i don't think she realized my hair
00:14:27.120 would like curl up when it yeah like shrink because it was like it was like kind of longer
00:14:31.020 than this and it gets like wavy but then when it was like it was like up here and then i was like
00:14:37.120 oh it's new york city like i'll just like go shopping like there and like find a piece to
00:14:42.540 like wear or something i was like it'll be so fun the places i go forever 21 urban outfitters
00:14:47.520 and what i purchased well actually no what what i came so i came to new york i was like okay
00:14:53.500 i have a ribbed white bodysuit as my base i'll find the other pieces i was like this will be
00:14:59.140 fine go to forever 21 i get a long denim skirt that's um what's it called ombre right ombre from
00:15:06.200 dark blue up to like a light wash whatever and then with the white body suit tucked in and i
00:15:13.820 have a mesh orange like tiny micro tiny crop that's like over that i'm like it's kind of just
00:15:20.500 like a little piece to throw over neon green platform crocs and you're in this movie i'm in
00:15:25.440 this movie like i threw paint on kate berlant it was my and i think i did it wrong i think i did
00:15:30.920 it wrong i think i remember it causing like some drama on set where they were like she threw it
00:15:34.520 wrong and i was like well you're asking me to throw a bucket of paint on a woman this is my
00:15:38.100 first role how many ways can i do that i guess the one way is hit her hit her with the paint i
00:15:45.640 missed her the first time and everyone was like it's okay and i was like i'm ruining the movie i
00:15:50.420 was like i'm ruining the movie it does feel like that when you do when you have small roles like
00:15:54.720 that it does feel like that it feels like all of this is relying on me well and then and i'm like
00:15:59.880 200th on the call sheet yeah and also this was like the second day of shooting everyone was like
00:16:04.180 we're kind of over this yeah i was like i was like i'm so excited to be here i was like thank
00:16:10.380 you guys for having me and they're like yep we're almost done just throw that just let's try throwing
00:16:14.980 another and the thing about paint is you know it's paint so yeah you can't really reset that
00:16:18.780 easily not so i was like but yeah so check out that picture i look crazy i also look like so
00:16:24.680 happy to be there which is sweet and that's what matters yeah it's like we're happy to be there
00:16:28.660 that's what matters but the bodysuit was up there i was watching the movie and i was like i have to
00:16:33.140 unclip this but i can't unclip it because my skirt is so long like i was like literally do
00:16:37.680 you know your like vagina falls asleep or do am i familiar with that feeling i can't say i am i
00:16:44.000 think it's happened it's happened a couple times like where i've been maybe if i was like riding 0.93
00:16:47.520 something like a horse or something maybe i would know a little bit more interesting because i feel
00:16:52.240 like when you're riding a horse like that would be active active whereas like when you're something
00:16:56.320 but you're talking you're talking about it being like choked to death oh yes yes yes i see it's
00:17:00.240 like go to sleep go to sleep yeah i was like choked i was getting choked and i couldn't your 0.99
00:17:04.560 own pussy go to sleep i was like girl your time will come down girl i was like and then at the 1.00
00:17:12.700 end i was like jesus i was like we have to get out of here this body suit's killing me so shout 0.99
00:17:16.340 up to that um really looking for a stylist oh really looking for a stylist jesus christ i can't
00:17:22.940 just keep wearing like forever 21 micro i i was like honestly i was styling myself too for a very
00:17:28.780 long time and then i did get some stylists and then like the first one she kind of was like
00:17:33.960 scamming me so had to let her go and then the next one would ask me for gas money which i found out 0.80
00:17:40.340 after the fact was actually not a good part of the rate yeah that's actually not yeah yeah they
00:17:44.900 would be like can you and my rent like literally they'd be like can you give me like 40 bucks to
00:17:48.800 get there i mean you have my outfit so i i guess like that's like i guess i'm yeah i don't have
00:17:56.900 anything to wear yeah you're kind of you're kind of painting me in a corner yeah um i guess yeah
00:18:00.520 get over here we'll yeah we'll figure something we'll we'll talk about that yeah so i i was like
00:18:06.420 doing that too i was like going day of kind of thing and i was like uh-oh yeah and when you're
00:18:10.880 not like a size two it's hard oh my god source immediately yeah and it's crazy how those gettys
00:18:16.860 like when you see them sometimes you're like i'm seeing things i never in my life have seen oh yeah
00:18:23.580 yeah that's how you guys see me uh i like think i have body dysmorphia in like both ways yeah where
00:18:32.460 it swings where i'm like i look like i look exactly like dually but like i'm not even and i
00:18:37.400 cannot even like i'm telling you i like i mean that earnestly no i agree i'll look in the mirror
00:18:41.320 and i'll go i always think that that's why i feel that i have like like i have what's a it's a fat
00:18:47.020 roll i have a fat roll here that i think in some shirts looks like abs like looks like and who's
00:18:53.600 to say it's not i'm like okay my abs are peeking through today hot and then other days most of
00:18:59.300 those times are when i'm photographed by someone who's not myself i go i go oh my god yeah that's
00:19:07.340 tough that's what i think where do i go where did do i go she was just there in the in the mirror
00:19:13.780 that's so funny not that long ago i've like taken uh i've like joked about how i love when i go to
00:19:21.400 stuff and they have like carpet or gettys and then they just like don't really want to take
00:19:26.320 your picture that's happened to me a few times where like gosh what do you do do you have to
00:19:30.760 like get no like i'll stand there and i'll be and i'll do the like but you could just tell like when
00:19:36.780 you walk up they're like oh kill me like that's all they're kind of like god oh my god like rolling
00:19:44.520 their eyes yeah all right take it yeah hey i'm on the list i'm just you know it's my job too they
00:19:51.120 could care less honestly so that was that was your first premiere that you were in yeah what
00:19:56.460 did you go to a premiere before that or was that your first premiere ever because that's a really
00:20:00.920 big flex is my point i think maybe that was your first my first premiere which and then and then
00:20:06.440 you do realize like oh they're not as glamorous as you think no not at all they're not really as
00:20:11.240 like i was like oh i was like okay yeah i guess i don't know i thought i was i guess i was expecting
00:20:15.760 like the met yeah and this was no yeah when you go and see it it's like that's kind of how it
00:20:22.100 feels too when you like go on like sets and stuff too like they are magnificent because you're like
00:20:27.000 oh cool but the whole process of it is like is shit you just don't even realize it's a lot of
00:20:32.300 sitting around yes and waiting i it is i was like oh this is different so yeah guys just remember 0.98
00:20:38.620 your dreams are never as they seem yeah yeah grass is not always green it's not always greener
00:20:43.320 sometimes it's you know plastic and it's like this big and that's what you're getting your
00:20:47.820 picture taken on and you thought it was like this big you're like okay so this industry's dying 0.99
00:20:53.120 yeah and yeah get that yeah uh this is like a such a stupid ass thing too but my very first 0.96
00:20:58.460 premiere ever was the movie ambulance uh not not sure if you're familiar oh i think i actually 0.98
00:21:05.000 saw a billboard of that i actually think i can vividly remember that because i'm like
00:21:09.100 that's a movie yeah just called ambulance yeah that's it ambulance ambulance that was my very
00:21:14.900 first premiere ever i was i also wore a forever 21 dress okay believe when i went there um but i
00:21:21.420 remember too like afterwards after i walked it was like very like anticlimactic like you say like 0.98
00:21:27.480 it's kind of like oh and then you're just sitting in the theater for a fucking hour like you while 0.81
00:21:30.980 you wait for the cast to come out and talk and then they show the movie and i remember when i 0.91
00:21:35.600 was sitting me and my husband were sitting behind frankie grande and i remember i saw frankie grande
00:21:41.520 in titanic oh my gosh i did well titanic's incredible yeah i heard i've heard nothing
00:21:46.800 but amazing things about it and i i have ran into frankie grande more times than you can believe i
00:21:51.600 like he and i have an invisible string yes yes like he and i have something and i remember he
00:21:56.400 was sitting right in front of me and he was talking to someone and then he was going oh girl
00:22:00.820 if you want to get your gettys you have to go on here and i watched him go on his phone and show her
00:22:05.760 how to find herself on getty and that's how i know how to find myself on getty so frankie grande
00:22:09.940 thank you for that shout out shout out frankie grande so i could see all the ugly pictures yeah
00:22:14.540 yeah so i could see all the pictures that i wasn't gonna post like i can't like i was so excited i
00:22:22.100 I was like, this is my first premiere.
00:22:23.660 I go to the Getty thing, scroll all the way to the bottom.
00:22:26.680 Woo.
00:22:28.340 Like, I need you to put the picture up.
00:22:29.880 Like, I actually used to have, like, a highlight on my Instagram of, like, it was called The Picture.
00:22:35.820 And I was like, it's time to let this go.
00:22:37.540 This doesn't have to define me anymore.
00:22:39.300 This isn't, like, who I am anymore.
00:22:41.560 I'm bigger than this.
00:22:42.160 But, like, I'll send you guys it.
00:22:43.480 Don't worry.
00:22:44.360 Because it's like, whew.
00:22:45.880 But you can tell she's really happy.
00:22:47.940 She was really happy.
00:22:49.440 And she's in a movie.
00:22:50.320 And she's in a movie.
00:22:51.200 Period.
00:22:51.440 ultimately this is the life we chose yeah that's true the good and the bad the good and the bad
00:22:58.360 laura did you send it to me yes you did oh my god grace this is crazy yeah the outfit i'm wearing
00:23:05.700 isn't that insane grace it's actually it's actually worse let me just remind myself
00:23:09.300 oh my god the pose is is honestly oh i was jumping but the pose is distracting from the
00:23:19.440 offensive it's a good thing so that's you did great is that is that what you were sort of
00:23:23.160 picturing or what it was it's a denim ombre it was but it's somehow it it's somehow it's worse
00:23:29.800 though and the haircut look at the haircut your hair looks real cute oh it does okay i think your
00:23:34.100 hair texture is really cute so i think your hair looks great okay you're just shorter than i wanted
00:23:38.640 the shrug is a little confusing to me that's your orange shrug it looks like those african nets
00:23:44.620 yes yes yes i was like and then i was like wait a second let me put it on i know my back is
00:23:51.420 buttery smooth my back's buttery smooth i'm gonna be front page on getty oh god yeah i was just
00:23:57.300 jumping around i was just i was so yeah i was really happy i was really happy that day no you
00:24:03.300 look very happy that is so it comes up to me you look really happy you do you look i well if you
00:24:09.500 love it i love it i know and that's why we're gonna work oh we're gonna work on it other ones
00:24:13.980 i'm still learning honestly i still take pictures like that like i still take pictures it's not you
00:24:23.800 i need to learn how to like i haven't i haven't figured out how to like smize or serve yet because
00:24:30.080 i'm still kind of like should i be should i just be like you know what you know what i'll say it's
00:24:34.680 like i'll figure it out i've i've walked a lot of those now at this point but like you're it really 0.94
00:24:39.780 is something you just learn as you yeah you have to do a million of them that's like the fucked up 0.76
00:24:44.500 part it's like you'll do you'll do a million of them and you'll be like wow i hate that i hate 0.87
00:24:48.040 that i hate that yeah and then you'll be like oh hold the p yeah hold the p like you have a little
00:24:52.820 you're a little princess you're holding a little p and just sort of look down i love when you like 0.55
00:24:57.640 when you see videos of people talking about men like mogging like that in pictures but they're
00:25:02.720 they like suck in there or put their tongue on like to give it a very like kind of i know i always 0.92
00:25:09.920 yeah i'm always like the worst is when it's a million billion degrees that's like the worst 0.96
00:25:18.500 i'm a sweater me too i'm a big sweater this upper lip is just oh my god me too that's the
00:25:25.680 first place that it's like there and my hairline so it drips down oh and then my i when i um when
00:25:31.320 i used to play softball people would be like are you crying and i'm like no because my sweat would
00:25:34.360 just pile up here and then like drip down oh my god into like tears and i'd be like no i'm just
00:25:38.820 really i'm sweating i'm working really hard because i'm just really hard so i'm looks like
00:25:43.680 i'm crying and then like all the mascara falls and then so then i'm just like hey i'm just not
00:25:47.780 gonna wear makeup to these things yeah and then i and then i just and then the flash catches
00:25:51.680 all the other stuff and i'm like okay never mind yeah that's when i i've i've worked the oscars a
00:25:58.280 few times and like that's the scariest carpet like to this day that's the scariest carpet even
00:26:02.900 though i've walked it a few times now and it's because obviously there's 50 billion cameras and
00:26:08.100 videos going at the same time but it's it's literally like as you pass them they're uploading
00:26:13.000 it so it's all going up live all going up somewhere going to getty like so it's like
00:26:18.180 it you are done after you walk that whatever you look like it's like with it yep make peace with
00:26:22.900 that no touch-ups and if the touch-up you better do them right then and there that's why i'm
00:26:27.020 bringing like the fan everywhere i'm bringing that little fan i'm like i can't i always joke
00:26:31.780 especially when i wear carpets i always bring my fan but i always joke i bring an automatic and a
00:26:35.500 manual so i bring like my electric and i bring like a traditional one too because if it dies
00:26:39.940 then i have a backup yeah oh and that thing's not dying sweater too yeah it's it's tough and by the
00:26:45.400 way it's like 100 um 200 degrees outside or something i got here and i was like what's going
00:26:50.460 on no you i got a sunburn instantly no you literally came at like the most ungodly heat
00:26:56.420 right now okay i couldn't believe how hot it was like and i live here so okay so things are things
00:27:02.320 are looking good maybe it's because you're here maybe it's i'm bringing the heat yeah melissa
00:27:06.640 mccarthy wait was it right it's called heat okay cool call back okay call back okay when the call
00:27:13.580 back lands i'm having trouble remembering things so like that's actually a win for me
00:27:18.720 i have my recall my recall is really bad for you it's bad i'll forget i'll forget most things
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00:27:49.780 What came after TikTok?
00:27:51.480 Did you get a role?
00:27:53.020 Did you join improv?
00:27:54.240 Did you start doing sketch?
00:27:55.540 what did you start doing yeah so like i was posting tiktoks and like i actually think my
00:28:00.600 first real gig was a virtual reality comedy show like they sent us like meta like virtual there
00:28:08.220 at the time they're called like oculus yeah whatever and i did like a virtual reality like
00:28:13.340 show that is crazy so like that was kind of what you do in the virtual reality show like how like
00:28:18.240 what were you doing it was like it was called skits and giggles and i was just it was like
00:28:22.640 it was a it was a play and i was like a character in it and it was like i was like a 50s housewife
00:28:27.620 and my toe i was in love with my toaster and it was kind of for like the meta team to be like
00:28:33.560 what's what can we do in vr it was like some sort of experiment and then i mean well
00:28:38.840 you know i don't you haven't seen a comedy show in vr since so lucky to just you know i saved you
00:28:45.220 guys from that i saved you guys from that okay don't worry you're welcome but it was fun it was
00:28:50.900 fun and also it was like developmental so like at the time it could only like the world could only
00:28:54.800 fit so many people in it so there's literally like three people watching it it's like because
00:28:59.160 we have like all the cast and then like the crew like hidden in the sky or what in the clouds like
00:29:03.980 doing everything so it was like three people were there i was like okay but um after that then i
00:29:08.820 actually lived in la for a little bit and i did this sketch group called staple view so we did
00:29:13.040 like sketches and then we did like a live stream element like we had a live show kind of thing that
00:29:18.800 was on tiktok um and it was yeah like sketch like that and then move back home for a little bit and
00:29:25.700 then american high um reached out to me and then i went over there which is like up in syracuse
00:29:30.980 like upstate new york and we um which um caleb was in the pizza movie oh he was up there so yeah
00:29:38.920 so we were like up there and we did like some sketches and then they also like make movies so
00:29:43.880 i was like i was like bartender in their movie and video game employee and then how do you like
00:29:52.640 sketch how do you like like what's your favorite medium of comedy if you had to pick like sketch
00:29:57.240 acting you know doing your own videos like your own kind of thing i feel like improv's nice because
00:30:05.280 i feel like there's no like i feel like when i do a show where it's like my characters i get
00:30:10.780 stress because i'm like oh my gosh i have to rehearse and i have to hit the specific things
00:30:13.960 whereas improv i'm like well if it's funny it's funny and then if it's not whatever i just like
00:30:18.200 i literally just showed up and we're doing this now yeah type of thing so that feels kind of go
00:30:21.640 on the move like it's not pre-planned really yeah so that feels kind of nice where it's like
00:30:25.880 i don't know let's just like go and i guess see what happens yeah so but i don't know probably
00:30:30.840 probably sketch probably sketch and then improv is like that's so true yeah i love that but well
00:30:36.100 how do you like writing because i know you're you're clearly a writer too so how do you like
00:30:39.400 writing is it fun for you are you learning to love it writing writing's hard it is hard it's 0.51
00:30:44.120 really fucking hard i've come to find that out as well yeah are you writing something now yeah i'm 0.59
00:30:48.360 writing a tv show actually uh with yeah oh my sister oh yeah bless okay we're writing a show 0.88
00:30:55.620 right now actually oh my gosh and it is it is difficult yeah oh my gosh so i'm curious to know
00:31:00.620 how you're feeling because obviously obviously the hunger games thing is is a spoof obviously
00:31:04.900 but it is still writing
00:31:06.340 and it was so funny
00:31:07.380 well that was
00:31:07.940 that was improv though
00:31:08.760 yeah
00:31:09.020 oh all improv
00:31:10.060 it was just like
00:31:11.700 we shot listed
00:31:13.500 the whole thing
00:31:13.880 and was like
00:31:14.240 okay
00:31:14.640 and also we told everyone
00:31:15.920 watch the movie before
00:31:16.680 but it was just kind of like
00:31:17.400 what happens in this scene
00:31:19.600 and where do we kind of end
00:31:20.760 and then it was just kind of like
00:31:21.560 oh that's even cooler
00:31:22.660 but
00:31:23.520 that sketch group
00:31:24.620 the same people that
00:31:25.780 were in the Hunger Games
00:31:26.780 yeah
00:31:27.300 we made a show
00:31:28.380 called Minimum Wage
00:31:29.300 yes
00:31:29.680 in the
00:31:30.460 winter
00:31:31.520 so that we
00:31:32.940 that we wrote
00:31:33.580 that is hard
00:31:34.740 yeah because also like all my friends like went to school for that and then i just like sort of
00:31:38.400 like fell into it i was like so i feel like imposter yeah i feel that way i'm like imposter
00:31:42.740 syndrome so hard because i'm like oh they have degrees in this i'm like but it's nice because 0.56
00:31:47.760 that's how i feel talking to amanda when we write yeah oh my god i feel like a big dumbass when i'm
00:31:52.320 writing with her because she knows all these terms and i don't know any of yes they're talking like
00:31:56.200 plot i'm i'm kind of like more like the riffing and someone's down there yes i'm like i don't
00:32:03.640 there was one episode that felt like really good like that kind of like came to me like the prom
00:32:09.100 episode i wrote and it was like really silly and fun and that one i was like oh my gosh that was
00:32:13.680 the first time i was like i feel proud about this yeah and i was like this this is good i think it's
00:32:20.420 just it's so hard it's it's i think the hardest part is i mean not to be cliche is starting the
00:32:26.400 starting part yeah it's true and once you get in and you're like okay whatever yeah and it's like
00:32:30.080 i think too for some reason i feel like in my head i was thinking that my tiktok videos that
00:32:35.820 i make where i'm like improv-ing essentially jokes on the fly or here on the show or whatever
00:32:40.260 it's more so just based in improv so i'm like oh well whatever happens happens like you were saying
00:32:44.280 yeah um whereas like writing it i feel like there's like well it has to be funny like that's
00:32:49.140 what i keep thinking whereas like yeah when i'm in improv i just know i'm funny so i'm sure i'll
00:32:53.260 get there that's what i always think of like i'll get there well and i'm sure that happens while
00:32:57.360 you're writing too i'd like i've never like my one friend who also does like character stuff she
00:33:03.040 was like i can't write stand-up she's like i don't know how to write a joke and i was like
00:33:06.180 thank god i was like oh my god and she's really funny and she's a comedian i was like
00:33:11.200 thank god someone else said that because literally i'm like
00:33:14.480 i was like stand-up stand-up i'm like i'm like i have no idea yeah stand-up for me was one of
00:33:20.640 those things where it it was almost like you should try stand-up and then i was like well
00:33:25.220 I don't want to be like every other dude who makes jokes on the internet that
00:33:28.400 goes,
00:33:28.740 I should go workshop this at the last store.
00:33:31.500 Yeah.
00:33:31.760 So I was like,
00:33:32.120 I didn't want to be like that guy,
00:33:33.580 but I also love standup.
00:33:34.800 And I,
00:33:35.220 I was,
00:33:35.820 I also felt the same way.
00:33:37.100 And then when I talked to Caleb about it,
00:33:38.740 he was like,
00:33:39.240 you aren't essentially writing jokes.
00:33:40.660 Like when you riff like that,
00:33:41.480 you're writing jokes,
00:33:41.980 like it's just be,
00:33:42.640 you just got to write it down.
00:33:43.600 But even I found when I tried standup,
00:33:45.580 cause I tried it and it did,
00:33:46.640 it,
00:33:46.880 I did well.
00:33:47.600 Like it was like,
00:33:48.300 they laughed,
00:33:49.380 which is the goal.
00:33:50.060 Yeah.
00:33:50.560 You got,
00:33:50.840 you got them.
00:33:51.400 But I,
00:33:51.620 obviously there was a lot of room to improve i'm sure but i felt very like almost like confined by
00:33:57.100 it because obviously yeah you you can like deviate a little bit but you really gotta stick to what
00:34:02.620 you prepared so that you have a cohesive however much time 5 10 15 hour um and i felt so like
00:34:09.600 i felt like it was mostly just memorizing and that doesn't make me feel that funny it's theater
00:34:14.540 right at that point theater you're like an actor you're just on stage like hitting your
00:34:19.480 yeah i don't know that's how i felt when i did it and i think that's maybe why i was kind of like
00:34:23.540 i think i'd rather act and write sure yeah yeah i don't i don't know stand up like
00:34:28.240 it's so intimidating yeah i like characters because i think naturally i'm i'm just more
00:34:34.400 inclined to be like like bigger and sillier and and wacky and like absurd and i feel like
00:34:39.120 that lends itself to characters maybe more than stand up but i don't know i also like
00:34:44.160 wasn't really like i don't really like watch stand up if i'm being honest yeah like i mean
00:34:48.480 I live in New York so like I go sometimes but like like I was never like watching people's
00:34:52.900 specials or like yeah and anything like that I was like oh yeah I told one of my one of my
00:34:58.500 friends I was like I just like I have so much respect for stand-up I love stand-up and so like
00:35:02.800 I don't want to be one of those guys that just takes up fucking air for for the sake of it like
00:35:07.460 because I have the platform let me go tell some jokes on stage yeah and one of my friends who's 0.91
00:35:11.280 a comic she was like I think it's awesome that you have respect for it like that you're kind of 0.51
00:35:14.700 like i know my place like but then also a part of me is like well more women should do it for sure
00:35:19.600 i'm like you don't have to that's literally i'm like you don't have to think like that
00:35:23.160 more white guys need that yeah if more men could sort of think in that way yeah but like that's
00:35:30.280 like what my therapist has been telling me a lot she's like okay but what a man thinks like and 0.93
00:35:34.340 then i'm like oh damn it i'm like you're right she's like would a man be feeling this guilty
00:35:38.540 all the time i know for real no he wouldn't you know what you're right i'm like what is this guilt 0.96
00:35:44.320 why is it always here no yeah no i would if if i were
00:35:49.120 thank god i sing the beyonce one and not the taylor swift one if i were the man i was like
00:35:55.660 because i'll be the man okay here we go i just had to i had to get it out okay i got i had to
00:36:03.720 get it that one's for y'all yeah thank god well i'm glad to hear we have similar sentiments to it
00:36:10.340 yeah we respect the art of stand-up so much and then also i feel and we also kind of feel like
00:36:15.380 i'm like i think i could be funnier in other other mediums that's how i feel yeah i'm like i'm sure
00:36:20.140 i would do fine but like i want to act yeah and i get what you mean about characters for uh like
00:36:25.920 what you were saying like that's where you feel like you're your biggest and silliest and that
00:36:29.940 uh i think that's very common for a lot of actors like i know kristen wig like she's really shy
00:36:35.700 in real life 0.99
00:36:36.700 but she loves to act
00:36:37.740 in characters
00:36:38.240 like that's like her thing
00:36:39.100 so like that makes sense
00:36:40.560 I didn't know she was shy
00:36:41.100 in person
00:36:41.500 you're gonna be a legend
00:36:42.420 oh my god I'm so 0.99
00:36:43.240 I'm shy as fuck 0.98
00:36:44.060 I really am 0.98
00:36:46.040 oh my god me too
00:36:46.640 me too me too
00:36:47.260 sometimes I'm like
00:36:48.260 oh my gosh
00:36:49.000 do I have to be funny
00:36:49.500 all the time
00:36:49.940 I'm like sometimes
00:36:50.440 I'm really quiet
00:36:51.620 sometimes when I'm home
00:36:53.720 I'm really quiet actually 0.99
00:36:54.660 and I'm like fuck 0.99
00:36:55.780 I know I feel the same 0.99
00:36:57.020 stars are just like us 0.99
00:36:57.960 I'm like shit 0.99
00:36:59.720 I'm just quiet all the time 0.99
00:37:00.040 I used to think that too
00:37:01.200 when I would sometimes see
00:37:02.280 celebrities talk about that
00:37:04.140 and they're like
00:37:04.600 actually like
00:37:05.700 i'm so shy and like i don't even really like talking to anyone i'm like okay well if i want 0.84
00:37:11.020 to do that i'm i do like talking to everyone and i'm not shy shit what am i gonna be then 0.86
00:37:16.300 okay and then you start pretending you're shy yeah yeah 0.66
00:37:19.580 i'm just so i'm just so not mysterious like at all there's nothing mysterious about me oh i yeah
00:37:28.960 i'm i very much i'm like okay should i go the zendaya route where like i don't share anything
00:37:33.980 at all and i'm just like posting like the picture the getty picture yeah my bulgari ads yes yeah
00:37:40.620 this is my smart water ad yeah yeah i'm like should i just do that or do i share like everything
00:37:47.180 it's so like i don't know i don't know it is one of those things i do whatever you want but i do
00:37:51.820 think i think it's evolving too i think that's why a lot of uh people online love like influencer
00:37:56.880 people or like tiktok people because yeah they feel like they know us or they feel like there's
00:38:00.780 this level of like access to us that's like that you don't get with a zendaya or like a beyonce
00:38:06.400 or someone who's super super super famous yeah and and i'm sure you know this now too like when
00:38:12.060 you meet a lot of these celebrities too especially if they've been in the game for a while sometimes
00:38:16.440 when you talk to them like before cameras roll they're like really normal and very nice 0.90
00:38:21.020 as soon as that shit turns on they they get weird like they turn lobotomized almost oh really oh 0.90
00:38:26.760 you're talking like for interviews specifically or like yeah like interviews like more so like 0.99
00:38:30.720 they they you they turn it on like they're it's almost like like their pr training yeah like just
00:38:34.820 no more personality like there's not a ton of personality it's very like yes like it's very
00:38:40.480 polite and like awesome like oh awesome awesome yeah it's very curated and awesome and awesome
00:38:46.380 yeah and then it's like you can't take anything from that like it's all good stuff oh right it's
00:38:51.280 like where did we were riffing before yeah that's kind of how i felt sometimes sometimes when i
00:38:55.660 talked to some stars which like i'll i'll tell you one like when i interviewed when i interviewed
00:39:00.780 okay and at the same time i interviewed them from okay yeah and uh they were lovely and amazing but
00:39:09.560 she was extra fun and super lovely and amazing and she came in early he was like a couple like 1.00
00:39:15.160 10 minutes late and she sat with me that bitch was king with me like she was like i love your 1.00
00:39:21.040 tooth gems i love those i look he thought she wanted to get in my pants so i like like i was 1.00
00:39:25.020 like i mean maybe i felt that i mean like and i meant like in a very like i i know you i know you
00:39:30.120 kind of level that's how she felt to me and i was like oh my god how fun i did not think you're
00:39:33.580 gonna be like this as soon as that camera turned on it was like oh interesting yeah so it was kind 0.96
00:39:39.320 of it was a letdown in that regard because i only in the sense that i was like that sucks that you
00:39:43.620 have to do that i get why you do it's like oh this is my protection performance yeah kind of thing 0.60
00:39:49.760 yeah i was like that sucks yeah that sucks that you have to do that and i remember too when when 0.52
00:39:53.580 we left um my friend carrie was with me uh and she when we left she was like taking pictures of 0.86
00:39:59.340 us and videos like behind the scenes kind of thing and then her manager or something texts 0.98
00:40:04.560 uh carrie and was like can you make sure that anything if she was like because she was using
00:40:09.480 one of those wisps to brush her teeth you know like oh yeah when they use it to clean your mouth
00:40:13.460 really fast yeah she was using one but this is just a fun fact it was in his mouth first and he
00:40:18.080 was like she said can i use that too and he said yeah oh so then she was using it because they were
00:40:22.080 both drinking coffee whatever yeah and then she was like can you just make sure any content with
00:40:26.800 her using that thing can you not put it anywhere because it was seen in his mouth i have no idea
00:40:32.440 i don't know if it's just because she looked human for a second and that's not allowed
00:40:35.440 like that's how it felt like it felt like yeah i don't want anyone seeing her put toothbrushes 0.75
00:40:39.880 yeah yeah yeah they have to get their veneers they're perfect she's not brushing those things 0.61
00:40:44.140 or cleaning them just so just so the public knows there's no maintenance that she is doing on these
00:40:48.600 right for real she has her team that's why i was thinking it just gets to that level where i was
00:40:53.500 like damn that sucks yeah it feels like i don't want to feel like a like kate middleton you know 0.74
00:40:58.920 what i mean i don't feel like i'm locked away true and i have to act so i think we're striking 0.98
00:41:04.300 a balance you and i we're striking about we're over sharing a ton but i think we're striking
00:41:08.620 that yeah yeah we're striking a balance where it's like we're gonna clean our teeth and they'll
00:41:11.820 see that we're human i know that's interesting like the whole other like actor world of of that
00:41:17.380 level that level yeah of of like i guess that part of acting like the a-list yeah it's like
00:41:22.620 that that comes with it i guess the territory which i was like i don't like that
00:41:26.040 yeah so i think i still want to look human i i don't yeah i don't need to let them in on
00:41:33.380 everything but i think i still want to look human right right they can know like i fart and stuff
00:41:37.720 yeah i'm cool with it i'm cool if they know that i'm cool if they know that and we don't have to
00:41:41.700 like cut the content around that well maybe depending on i guess maybe actually depending
00:41:46.000 on how insecure maybe actually actually we don't have to keep that okay so what's what's like a
00:41:52.600 big dream you have like outside of what you've already done like this is i always say this is
00:41:57.440 where we manifest dreams okay i've made many dreams come true in that chair so i believe it
00:42:02.500 yeah i really believe it you have you have a power yeah you have a power okay oh my gosh my
00:42:08.840 dream yeah if you have any big dreams in entertainment movies tv shows plays whatever
00:42:14.780 it may be oh my gosh okay i think like big dream i would i mean i would like love to make a real
00:42:23.540 movie like an actual real not a spoof not a parody i mean but the parody i mean hopefully i can make
00:42:29.060 those for like ever yeah because they're so fun they take three days um but yeah i guess like a
00:42:34.980 big movie like and i would love to do like an actual like just earnest real like sci-fi movie
00:42:39.800 because i love like world building and like yeah like like games kind of thing yeah like dune
00:42:46.220 dune i want to do like a dune i want to do like a dune like i love um denny velenu or velenu or
00:42:52.720 velenu or vela i don't know he's like french canadian i don't know i'm not sure i'm really
00:42:57.540 not sure it's like velenu or vela vela novella novella something like um something like that
00:43:03.560 love that guy love blade runner and stuff like something really like high concept and like
00:43:07.960 weird that's really fucking cool sci-fi yeah but then i'm like
00:43:11.440 then i'm like what is it because like dune is all like politics and religion and i'm like i don't 0.50
00:43:20.020 know that yeah like i do not know that stuff what like uh would you do i'm trying to think
00:43:26.380 i know like in a world where like like star wars or something or like lord of the rings like house
00:43:31.840 of the dragon like would you go that way or do you like more of the futuristic stuff i think i
00:43:35.820 like more of the futuristic stuff and kind of like well the hunger games is being reignited so
00:43:40.120 let's cross our fingers for maybe maybe they'll let me direct yeah the the next and so i know
00:43:45.280 there's gonna be i feel like there has to be a third one they had like the sunrise on yeah
00:43:49.020 there's gonna be another trilogy yeah maybe they'll let me direct the last one just be like
00:43:53.420 well let's give her a chance how do you feel about directing like do you like do you like
00:43:56.880 directing or would you rather act i like i like directing i don't like directing and acting at
00:44:02.300 the same time because i'm kind of like there it's like lost in translation sometimes and i feel like
00:44:07.440 it's like hard to like keep up that was like our show minimum wage everyone we when we wrote an
00:44:12.740 episode we directed it and so it's kind of hard when you're also like acting in it and also like
00:44:18.200 we had like a very limited like we're just quick with the production so it was like we couldn't
00:44:22.820 really sit there and like you know really study the monitor and be like okay that's good whatever
00:44:27.020 so like but there was one day where i could do that and i was like that was really fun
00:44:31.060 and like micromanaging everything and just really getting in there and saying you're saying this
00:44:35.280 specific word wrong i need to go up at the end that's cool i love that you want to direct i
00:44:39.900 think that's amazing yeah directing's fun but like i think acting is the main game i was gonna say
00:44:45.780 you're a star you gotta be on you gotta be on screen i love and then i'm also like i am a
00:44:50.720 princess like i want to be treated like a princess and like when you're on set it's like oh my gosh
00:44:55.740 i feel bad yeah i'm like i feel really bad but like this is nice yeah i'm like this is really
00:45:02.540 good they're always like are you okay i'm like yeah i'm actually okay now yeah i did a commercial
00:45:08.560 um like a commercial spot for gillette and we worked in miami i was like filmed it in miami
00:45:14.580 and i remember when we were on set like um because i've done a couple of those before but this was
00:45:19.480 like the first one i did it on like a beach like it was like at a different location wasn't inside
00:45:23.540 a studio or anything and i like remember walking up to set they had like they had one person whose
00:45:30.040 job was to hold the umbrella over me the whole time and i felt so bad every time i was like i
00:45:34.920 can just hold it i know she was like like that yeah she goes it's okay it's my job and i was
00:45:39.020 like i know they always say that they always say that they're like i'm supposed to do it and then 0.95
00:45:42.700 i'm like okay well then fuck you fine i'm like okay fine hold the umbrella and also could you 0.95
00:45:47.380 rub my feet okay and i would love a beverage yeah if you're asking if you're getting up and you're 0.99
00:45:52.080 if you're asking yeah yeah i mean yeah if you're gonna go if you're going all the way out there
00:45:55.920 maybe a water bottle and put the straw in the thing yeah thank you i guess and then i've also
00:46:02.520 been like and i was on a like an extra in a show but i had like lines and like a really big show
00:46:10.180 and that put me at like i think number 450 000 on the call sheet yes like i'm so low it's not
00:46:16.580 it's funny because it's the most a-list talent ever and i've also been that person and that
00:46:21.320 person also sucks in a different way that does suck in a different way but that's still fun the
00:46:26.400 experience is still so fun but it's like it's funny how it differs because when i did that i 0.99
00:46:31.240 was i sat and like picked my ass for eight hours i was literally sitting at a table for like eight
00:46:35.740 hours before they called me yeah they're like oh you need me now okay and i'm in the same outfit 0.99
00:46:40.520 from yesterday yeah yeah and it's stinky i had to wear i had to wear the exact same outfit today
00:46:45.500 oh right because this was background extra this was like your clothes yeah yeah so they literally
00:46:49.680 told me bring your own clothes yes they made me take pictures in my own clothes yeah and then they
00:46:53.180 were like that one and then i had to wear the exact same thing yeah and do my hair and makeup
00:46:57.060 the exact same way yeah it's really interesting because like like i knew nothing of the industry
00:47:02.200 before so it's like all the all like the behind the scenes stuff i'm like oh this is how you guys
00:47:06.800 do it i'm like oh it's really not that you're so you're crazy because i'm one of those people that
00:47:12.540 when that happens i'm like movie magic yeah yeah yeah movie magic she wants me to take a picture
00:47:17.360 of my clothes and send it and email it to her so this is how the sausage gets made a lot of google
00:47:23.280 drive links a lot of google drive links but yeah sorry it's files too big i'm like yeah can you
00:47:30.280 believe they're putting that shit in google drive i know well that's why when charlie xdx saying that 0.51
00:47:34.960 you want to guess the password to my google right doesn't she not say google drive i was like and 0.98
00:47:39.980 charlie's using google drive i was like google's everyone's using it everyone's using google drive
00:47:47.800 hey y'all this episode is brought to you by sephora some days i barely want any coverage at
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00:48:57.760 Sephora can help you find your match when I was writing my book my first book I remember when I
00:49:02.800 was writing it um initially we were doing it in google drive like we were just we're sending it
00:49:06.620 back and forth like that then when I I sold my fiction books I started right we started it in
00:49:11.420 there and then my publisher was like and please take it out of google drive like that's it's so
00:49:16.140 easy for people to get into google drive we're like oh oh oh my god like I didn't know that and
00:49:22.000 you're still on google drive okay yeah but you're right so what do they want you want word yeah we're
00:49:27.700 doing track changes on word track changes that's that's literary terms no it's like a little
00:49:34.800 option on and it just literally like underlines where you make changes and it puts little like
00:49:39.440 annotations oh you're tracking gotcha gotcha okay we're tracking yep okay cool yes that's how that
00:49:48.400 yep got it that's how that works are made yeah i have kind of a random question for you were you
00:49:54.900 a fangirl so here's the thing i don't like let myself enjoy anything okay well let's work on
00:50:00.760 that i know except an amusement park except like i'm getting a i'm like now i'm like okay no i'm
00:50:06.380 a fangirl i think i'm like i think i grew up and i was like i'm not like other girls type of thing
00:50:11.300 and like like justin bieber i was like no and then harry style well he's part of one direction
00:50:16.680 then one direction came around i was like no and i think i'm very much like i have to be like
00:50:21.200 different than everyone right and then i was like oh and then also i didn't really read i did not
00:50:25.140 read a lot i did not read those hunger games books what were you doing i was playing the sims
00:50:29.600 okay i was literally oh so yeah i guess my fangirl yeah i do i do love the sims yes i was
00:50:35.320 three all the time that's kind of all i was doing yeah that's what that's what i was into i was into
00:50:41.060 pets i wanted to get like the unicorn and that's literally what i was doing but like now i think
00:50:47.760 i'm like i'm i'm like okay i'm becoming a fan you're re-experiencing i'm like letting myself
00:50:52.760 be like that's fun yeah like i think now i have a celebrity crush whereas before i was like
00:50:57.280 i i wouldn't even let myself have a celebrity crush because i'm like no they would never like
00:51:03.140 me i was like i don't know well now i'm even glad i'm even more glad you're in that chair
00:51:11.160 i was like me and then i'd be like oh my god or i would be very like practical about the crush like
00:51:18.500 i really liked miles teller i thought he was really cute from divergent right and then i was
00:51:22.780 like by the way he's evil in those movies by the way he's the worst character he's awful but i was
00:51:30.480 like i like his nose i was like his nose is really he's cute yeah i was like i like his nose and then
00:51:35.600 um oh yeah then i found out who's married and i was like well there it goes i was like i'm like
00:51:41.240 i'm like very i'm like very like who can i i'm like it's like i have to be able to pursue them
00:51:47.320 or have a crush on them i'm like i'm like i don't know so i like never had an answer but i'm like
00:51:53.080 now i'm like letting myself now now you're letting yourself experience that whimsy yes experience that
00:51:57.700 whimsy yeah like just being like crazy because i'm so rigid well you also i'm rigid and shy in
00:52:04.960 my normal and honestly like I say this a lot to like my girlfriends I've said it forever but also
00:52:10.240 now online but like you can gaslight yourself into any belief and like when I I've talked about
00:52:16.680 not having celebrity crushes many times before but when I talk about it I literally say I don't
00:52:20.640 have any because I genuinely believe with my whole heart I could get anybody I wanted oh and
00:52:26.960 that's I need that that's literally what I'm saying I need that you and you have you're right
00:52:30.600 there you have access to it because you have the you have the gift of like confidence in you
00:52:35.600 in the sense of your abilities like you were so you know you're funny you know you're talented
00:52:39.460 yeah and like at least most of the time yeah yeah when you're not feeling down on yourself
00:52:43.780 but that's why you could easily transfer that to this where do you think you got your confidence
00:52:49.240 from i think for me i i think it was innate in in some ways but i i think a lot of it was like
00:52:54.140 how i was raised so as i was when i was growing up because my sister is not like was not like me at
00:52:58.940 all in that regard like my sister's very shy and very introverted like she was the complete opposite
00:53:02.900 of me and I'm um younger than her but I think when I was born like I was so myself and I think
00:53:09.980 my parents encouraged it like they were they never really like tried to make me dim a little bit or 0.60
00:53:15.580 be like oh well not everyone likes that like my mom let me dress however the fuck I wanted when
00:53:19.900 I was a kid like really young she let me do whatever I wanted in terms of expressing myself 0.64
00:53:24.520 like if I like something I tell a lot on this on the show is like in fifth grade we had to do a
00:53:29.580 project like a wax figure project and so we had to pick someone we admire in history I can't stress
00:53:34.880 that enough it had to be someone you admire I do not admire this person that's just who I picked 0.90
00:53:38.560 and I still I'm unpacking why but like I picked King George III and I was he's the worst British
00:53:46.020 monarch in their history oh okay and I think I picked him because I was like wow this hubris
00:53:50.380 is just out of control that's my theory now but i i really couldn't tell you why i picked yeah
00:53:54.620 i was maybe like his outfits or something yeah like i have no idea i just thought it was fascinating 0.64
00:53:58.360 that he had all of this shit handed to him on a silver platter and ruined it all like i think 0.98
00:54:02.120 that's what i thought was interesting about him yeah like how did you fuck this up yeah how could 1.00
00:54:05.820 you have possibly this is such the layup of a century yeah you literally anything at all you 0.53
00:54:10.100 have to do anything no for real and everything you did made it worse yeah like genuinely worse
00:54:14.480 for history right it's a time time to come and i remember at the time i was the only girl who
00:54:19.500 cross-dressed and i was the only girl who wanted to be a boy and i i was like uh very adamant about
00:54:25.280 doing it and my teacher called my mom and was like i really think maybe she should pick someone else
00:54:29.240 like it's supposed to be someone you admire whatever my mom was like is it against the
00:54:32.400 rules or like offensive and she was like no and then let her do it who cares yeah and so then my
00:54:36.860 mom like dressed me up like a boy i was like so adamant about how i wanted to look and then i
00:54:41.520 went to school fully in drag i was in drag mama head to toe i talked in a british accent all 0.81
00:54:48.160 fucking day yeah and then i prepare you have to prepare for a big show method acting yeah and i 0.97
00:54:53.520 remember like it's shit like that like throughout my life that my parents were like sure point to 0.98
00:54:57.660 and be like yeah my parents were like yeah why not and i just always thought it was awesome like i was 0.99
00:55:01.880 like i'm so awesome like i'm so awesome like that's oh fuck yeah fuck it really well and it's 0.87
00:55:08.320 like it's like you you can tell yourself anything and it can be true yeah you know what i mean like 0.97
00:55:14.300 words are so powerful especially the ones we say to ourselves like I always I truly believe the
00:55:19.400 ones you say to yourself when you're alone and like no one can hear you are like the ones that
00:55:24.020 have the most profound impact on you oh my god and I used to joke because I was a huge Jonas
00:55:28.020 Brother girl when I was a kid Nick was my favorite yeah it was a Nick girl and I used to always tell
00:55:33.280 myself god when I meet him like obviously he's gonna love me but like what if I hate him like 0.95
00:55:38.060 thinking that what the fuck like and that's the thing is like thoughts are like you could just do 1.00
00:55:45.280 that yeah yeah like well that's the that's the craziest part and i think women women are never 1.00
00:55:50.520 like historically and societally speaking we're never given the space to like have that thought
00:55:56.500 yeah in our private let alone entertain it like like and believe it like so it's like
00:56:01.280 you think like oh i can just think that like i could because who's gonna prove me wrong him
00:56:06.740 is he gonna come tell me yeah um no he's not like i would think that too but i'd also be like but
00:56:11.500 you don't know yeah because it's true anything you're not gonna like yeah you're gonna meet him
00:56:15.460 you're gonna be like i honestly think he was my favorite because i had a feeling he was the only
00:56:19.160 one that was gonna end up with a minority girl and i was right so oh my god wait yes that's he
00:56:25.000 holy shit i knew in my spirit that he was with round girls i knew i knew it anything else 0.81
00:56:31.740 um yes i have it i'm glad you asked i something recent there's nothing it was nothing recent but 0.99
00:56:39.800 i did tell chixi may tell this story and she said it was fucking stupid but i don't care 0.74
00:56:43.020 but i literally when i was a kid i felt like i read dear john okay and like and everyone look 0.88
00:56:48.640 that i didn't read yeah by nicholas sparks either way okay okay it's nicholas sparks book yes but
00:56:53.380 either way when i read it i had just seen the movie step up and i was like wow a jarhead a
00:56:57.980 jarhead military guy I was like reading it in my head I was picturing I was like oh maybe Channing
00:57:02.620 Tatum from Step Up fast forward 10 years later who plays him in the movie adaptation opposite
00:57:07.800 and Amanda Seyfried Channing Tatum you're welcome Channing Tatum anyway yeah in that film
00:57:14.700 and when I read that when I read the Twilight books yeah I listened to only uh Paramore's
00:57:21.280 music because I felt like it matched the vibe when the first movie came out who made a song
00:57:25.900 specifically for twilight yeah miss paramore decode yeah and that happened again with 50
00:57:32.080 shades of gray you were like the weekend no not the weekend sia because sia made music for like
00:57:38.980 the second or third one i forget she made like a song for one of them and i only listened to
00:57:42.720 when i read those terrible books and when i read those books i was like wow sia that's such a good
00:57:47.600 vibe and guess who made music okay so you're a curator yeah you're a producer i'm a vibe curator
00:57:53.040 you're a vibe curator you know you're like i can see this you have synesthesia soundtracks and
00:57:58.880 actors in me and billy eilish obviously are both musically inclined yeah yeah well you know i mean
00:58:04.720 you can win an oscar for casting now so get in there i'm owed a lot of royalties yes i would say
00:58:10.740 a lot of commissions i would say well that's awesome that you're just like thinking that
00:58:15.660 stuff all the time i'm like yeah i should that's the phase you're entering i'm gonna manifest that
00:58:19.340 okay that's that's what i would like to leave this chair is that instead of like my science
00:58:24.460 fiction movie whatever which will happen too sure but more importantly i'm like let's think positive
00:58:29.640 i'm at the point right now where i'm like well technically thoughts aren't real and some of
00:58:35.020 these thoughts i'm having maybe aren't even my own yeah and are just like programmed from some
00:58:39.340 whatever and i've just like been saying them yeah so i'm at the point where i'm like okay let's like
00:58:43.240 wipe the slate clean some thoughts aren't even mine yeah thoughts are not even it's true yeah
00:58:48.320 it's very true and start putting in good thoughts yeah and it's like well if i can think this i can
00:58:53.060 think the opposite of it too yes you know what i mean like it's i i said this to my my friend and
00:58:58.360 she was like that literally blew my mind to the point where i like i've like held it for a while
00:59:02.860 but like we were talking about first dates and um she was like oh i'm nervous about going on a
00:59:08.480 first date whatever and i was i was telling her well you know like i always tell my friends like
00:59:11.760 when they go on first dates like just remember like they also have to impress you yes because
00:59:17.120 because women especially always go into it thinking like well i hope they think i'm funny
00:59:21.740 and smart and yeah and intuitive and kind and i hope they think all these wonderful things about
00:59:25.840 me i hope they don't think i'm weird or ugly or whatever but you don't ever go in going i hope
00:59:30.620 that they're what i thought they're gonna be i hope that they're like up to par yeah so it's like
00:59:35.760 as much as like you want to make a good impression they also have to want to make a good impression
00:59:39.740 yeah and she was like i just like i had never thought it's like you're going in for a job
00:59:45.220 interview uh you're not no this is an obligate this is not an obligatory thing we're doing like 0.99
00:59:49.840 i'm entering into this because i hope you don't suck and if you do that sucks for you yeah because 0.80
00:59:53.820 and you you want to yeah like you're like i'm doing this because i hope it turns out well 0.98
00:59:57.780 yeah and then i guess we'll see if you meet my standards i guess we'll see i'm hoping i meet a
01:00:02.540 guy who like doesn't want to touch me for like a whole month i'm like that's fair i'm like don't
01:00:07.440 touch me for a whole month that's fair honestly we'll work up to that when i when i first started
01:00:10.780 dating my husband i i did i we didn't have a first kiss i think we went on like five or six dates and
01:00:16.480 we didn't kiss at all yeah oh see okay okay and we didn't kiss at all and that was not for not for
01:00:20.920 lack of him trying i literally just every time he pulled up to the house i was like okay bye and i
01:00:24.700 got out and slammed the door because i was getting yeah because i was getting uncomfortable i was
01:00:28.140 getting nervous i was like oh you're getting nervous it just felt it just felt real not right
01:00:31.500 now not right now no that'll be me i'm like i went on a date recently recently where a guy like 0.59
01:00:36.160 just he like just touched my like leg and i was like it's like what the fuck i literally i was 0.51
01:00:42.160 like oh my god i was like like you're in victorian times the first thing i told him i was like 0.80
01:00:47.240 sorry if i'm sweaty i was like sorry it's really hot out and he was like oh haha yeah i was like
01:00:55.080 yeah we gotta work on that girl we gotta work on that and then oh my god i can't even i don't
01:01:01.640 even know if i even want to say it the next part then i go sorry i'm new to dating i just i'm a
01:01:07.340 little nervous and then he was like he was like that's okay i appreciate you being honest and i
01:01:11.480 was like i gotta leave i was like i gotta leave did he text me back nope no which is fine which
01:01:17.700 is fine because i was also like i don't like i was saying that all to you okay feeling like you 0.98
01:01:25.320 had to say that not to him fuck him okay cool yeah yeah okay cool no he was like it was all like 0.98
01:01:30.040 all in all like no he he was very sweet about it it was a nice day it was fine i was just like 0.99
01:01:34.140 whoa i don't know if i'm ready for this and it was the knee he touched my leg and i was like and i
01:01:40.820 was like whoa i was like i was like oh my god i was like what are you trying to do what are we
01:01:45.960 yeah i was literally like please stop touching me i was like people are gonna start talking i know
01:01:51.200 i was like great a couple over there looking
01:01:53.260 she's counting how many glasses so my house or yours yeah he was like i love the studio i was 1.00
01:02:00.720 like oh my god he wants to fuck me he wants to fuck me and i was like i can't i can't i have 0.99
01:02:06.300 to do shit tomorrow i i have what i've described as like borderline delusional confidence but it 0.99
01:02:13.740 depends on who you ask like it's and it's all subjective you know what i mean that's what i 0.94
01:02:18.660 talk about attractiveness too i'm like it's all subjective it depends to some people i'm
01:02:23.180 so ugly to some people i'm so beautiful to some people i'm fat to some people i'm not it really
01:02:26.780 just depends it really is depends on who you ask and honestly i don't care either way what other
01:02:31.940 people think you know what i mean yeah so it's like i think i think for you more than anything
01:02:37.800 like i think i what i would love for you is to understand just how amazing you are
01:02:42.300 well thank you because i just met you but you are incredible like you are so talented and you are
01:02:46.960 so bright and you do have you do have a very bright light about you which is very naturally
01:02:52.600 intimidating to men anyways like that's already very overwhelming that's the term that i'm like
01:02:57.080 intimidating well and intimidation doesn't necessarily mean afraid it and a lot of times
01:03:02.400 it can make men irritated and irritable oh like some men get very intimidated in a way where they
01:03:08.000 lash out at it and they get annoyed because it's like maybe like an envy thing of like yeah i had
01:03:13.680 your yeah or it's like uh i i think it's like not it could be that i think part of sometimes it is
01:03:19.280 that I think sometimes it's men um just feeling like they don't feel that confident about
01:03:24.200 themselves so they would like you to not feel that confident about yourself it's almost like
01:03:28.540 when men react that way it's really like uh they feel lesser than they need you to feel lesser than
01:03:33.120 them because they already don't feel good enough yeah so when you're overwhelmingly confident and
01:03:37.700 you meet a not confident man they if they don't run away the what they'll try to do is make you
01:03:43.700 not confident too like so they just neg you more than anything and they try to like you ever met
01:03:48.540 a man that you can tell like they don't like that you're funnier than them just naturally
01:03:53.100 yeah I'm sure you have or just like yeah I think that's like because growing up I had a lot of like
01:04:00.280 female friends and like recently coming into this industry I'm like I'm like most of my friends are
01:04:04.960 like men now and I'm like how did this happen so quickly and like they're and even comedians
01:04:10.780 sometimes it's so hard to tell I'm like are you being mean to me or are we joking and I literally 1.00
01:04:17.500 i can't tell yeah so like yeah i'm like and it is one of those things you see how women like when
01:04:21.680 they talk like i saw someone talk about this like the science of talking between women women talking
01:04:27.020 to each other and men talking to each other whereas like when men talk to each other they
01:04:31.020 they do this almost like competition thing interesting the way they talk it's like measuring
01:04:36.240 stuff like they're like oh what do you do for work oh i do this oh i work out this many times i do
01:04:40.900 this whatever and it's not really to learn more about the other person but just to compare yeah 0.96
01:04:45.940 where we're both yeah it's just to kind of like dick measure whereas like when women talk to each
01:04:49.960 other it's connection like they're looking for connection so when someone's like if i'm telling 0.96
01:04:54.220 you like oh i like this kind of food you're like yeah oh my god i've had that food before like that
01:04:59.740 that's how women converse with each other right and men are always competing in some way like 0.68
01:05:04.260 when they talk so when you talk about male comics like straight male comics like it feels like it
01:05:09.540 feels like you're like playing tennis like sometimes yes you're like why does this feel
01:05:13.840 exhausting talking to you oh my gosh can we just connect or are we competing i'm feeling seen yeah
01:05:18.900 i'm feeling seen i'm like yeah because i'm like gosh it's been feeling so hostile yeah i'm like
01:05:25.280 i'm like and then i feel and then i'm like are you guys making fun of me right now in front of
01:05:28.400 my face yeah and sometimes they are like and they just and they think and you know but you're like
01:05:33.180 well no one would do that to my face that's what you're telling yourself i'm like oh i'm i guess 1.00
01:05:37.640 maybe i'm not that good at but do you see but do you see how like women are so much smarter that 0.97
01:05:41.860 they've 360'd the fucking room they're like okay so clearly you're feeling some type of way but i 0.99
01:05:46.240 don't want to think that you would ever make fun of me in front of me like you're having that 0.98
01:05:49.440 conversation with yourself and he's just going jab jab jab jab jab at you see what i mean so it
01:05:54.840 is like a it's like it's an ego thing like they like with male comics especially like oh my god
01:06:00.340 some men in this industry straight guys in this industry yeah sometimes yeah sometimes yeah just
01:06:06.620 that like and then i think maybe that and it now kind of informs other conversations i'm in where
01:06:11.160 i'm like oh is this person also and it is a competitive thing because you can tell when
01:06:15.860 you talk to a guy in this industry and it's not competitive like you can tell and most often times
01:06:20.200 they're gay but when you talk to a straight man in this it's rare that i've talked to a straight 0.52
01:06:24.380 guy in this industry that what it didn't feel like a taxing conversation to have yeah like i'm
01:06:29.900 thinking of when i had recently well rhett and link i had them on and they were lovely yeah josh
01:06:34.520 from mythical kitchen they're all under the mythical role like all the good straight guys
01:06:38.220 yeah yeah yeah like josh is also lovely like really really easy to talk to looks but that's
01:06:43.860 because he looks to connect as opposed to compete so like that's that's that's probably
01:06:49.440 what you were experiencing and i can validate that for you yeah i've also i had those experiences
01:06:54.880 yeah yeah it's like it's tricky yeah yeah it's hard and it does get like annoying because you're
01:07:00.100 like okay yeah we don't need to all right whatever yeah we're in like we have like the silliest jobs
01:07:05.500 it's like we're just being silly yeah all of our jobs are made up it's okay we made these jobs up
01:07:10.240 for ourselves it's okay and like especially with the comments i'm like or comics i'm like
01:07:14.440 we're the both same level of insecure i'm like i'm like we're doing like we're working it out
01:07:20.440 right now like currently i'm like look at us like we're the same person we don't have to really like
01:07:26.520 we don't need to be everything you've told yourself i've told this to myself also yeah
01:07:30.300 like we're not it's put him down it's okay yeah yeah it's okay but i'm glad i could validate that
01:07:36.740 feeling for you yeah i know you are not alone in that okay yeah that might have actually been
01:07:39.880 happening like okay i do we'll transition now i do have some fun facts about you whoa okay well
01:07:46.120 you'll let me know if they're fun okay sure and i always tell my guests and if you're they're not
01:07:50.400 fun i count it against amanda okay yeah um so her job's on the line no pressure okay all right let's
01:07:55.420 so this one says uh you used to work at the chippewa falls wisconsin ace hardware and made
01:08:02.140 comedy videos and sketches during your show yes yeah that's right i think i remember you
01:08:06.080 working at really some of your videos yeah i like i one that really blew up with just like
01:08:11.480 the audio of like the this year's um teresa she's my she's my whatever the surf's up yeah audio
01:08:17.680 with the grills because i would build grills and so then i'd be like i'd be like these are the ones
01:08:21.620 I built and then yeah I got in trouble because I was like live streaming during work where I would
01:08:26.580 just you just have to like replace the tags like if there was a price change which I'm like why
01:08:30.120 were you changing these prices so often I'm like this is most of my job is just taking out this
01:08:34.700 little tag putting in a new price that's like 80 cents like I was like okay this is whatever but so
01:08:39.600 I would just like change the price tags and I would live stream and then my boss his kid saw
01:08:43.280 my stream and he was like yeah you gotta quit that and I was like okay it's like well like when I'm
01:08:48.120 doing people's hunting license like obviously i turn it off i'm not i'm not streaming there you
01:08:53.120 know you can't be showing these trade secrets yeah yeah yeah i'm like i'm like we're just
01:08:57.040 having fun it's ace hardware yeah but he didn't like that i mean he didn't fire me thankfully but
01:09:01.860 thankfully thankfully but yeah no ace was ace was really fun i like working there it was chill
01:09:06.920 it was really chill i was like just cutting keys and building grills is crazy weber grills yeah
01:09:13.900 it's fun it was just like you know your way around a grill and i was taking that job very
01:09:17.920 seriously yeah very seriously to the point where my dad was like those are kids by the way like
01:09:23.000 like i was working with like a 17 year old i was like i was probably like 19 like he wasn't
01:09:26.480 that much younger but i was like he just doesn't do his job dad and he's like you're not the
01:09:30.360 manager and i was like i guess i'm not i'm like but when i asked him this week hardware yes yes
01:09:35.900 he's like it's hardware and by the way they're getting paid literally like 7 25 and i'm getting 0.91
01:09:40.800 paid 825 and i was like i was like i don't know damn it i care yeah i was like damn it i guess
01:09:47.840 i guess i care too much i guess i care about the ace hardware whatever i was like it is my brand 0.97
01:09:52.440 but nobody wants to get up off their ass and work these days and then i was like honestly that kid
01:09:56.840 he's like me too like i'm on my phone also like why am i acting like i'm better than him 0.92
01:10:02.200 i was like that poor kid i'm on my phone in a different way though it's more of a like yeah
01:10:06.260 like in the bathroom yeah he's on it at the register but i guess whatever it's whatever
01:10:11.640 okay this one says uh you used to find insane harry styles fan fiction on wap pad and acted
01:10:18.120 it out that yeah well that okay well let's so i didn't find that i wrote drag queen the queen of
01:10:28.380 drag i didn't so that was just like that was just like kind of something that came to my head i
01:10:33.240 guess yeah it was just like off the dome i was off the dome yeah but that was i mean i will i will
01:10:38.340 say it was a trend at the time yes the wap had fanfic stuff that was a trend and fanfic is real
01:10:44.220 popular so that makes sense that makes sense they were see that's the fangirl in me i wasn't reading
01:10:49.320 also because i wasn't reading yeah so if i was unfamiliar with like how crazy it was getting on
01:10:53.900 there oh yeah yeah yeah and it's funny because what you did make up still was like would make
01:10:58.080 sense if it was in a fanfic i'm sure yeah yeah like whatever nonsense you were making up i'm
01:11:02.620 sure has been written down in a hundred percent yeah i'm like shout out to these fanfic writers
01:11:07.360 i gotta oh i gotta get into it more girl they are so colorful it's actually insane okay this
01:11:13.160 one says you have a wood carving of a cheese head oh yes a packers fan wearing a piece of cheese on
01:11:18.040 its head yes you keep close by yeah i just keep a little souvenir he's just a little packer cheese
01:11:22.940 head guy from the what's it called freaking um whatever from some store in eau claire
01:11:29.540 local store it's called the local store the local store it's like my favorite little guy and then i
01:11:34.440 sometimes gift it to people like i gifted aiden um who was in the american high like yeah sketch
01:11:39.900 group i gifted him like a little shirtless guy because they're all like unique carvings from
01:11:43.820 like a local artist so i was like they're just sweet little guys they're just my sweet little
01:11:48.020 guys i love that amanda wrote in parentheses a packers fan wearing a piece of cheese on its head
01:11:52.380 yes but i am familiar with cheese heads cheese heads obviously yeah yeah is your dad a big
01:11:56.820 packers fan yeah like packers and like oh that's not wisconsin i was gonna say the cardinals that's
01:12:02.680 that's arizona he likes the cardinals but and the brewers whatever but yeah they're all everyone's
01:12:07.920 packers but i'm like i like i don't know anything about football don't care i know discount double
01:12:11.900 check from the commercials but like he's not even on the team anymore oh but shailene woodley dated
01:12:19.180 aaron rogers for a little bit that's true that's what i know aaron rogers is also like cuckoo
01:12:23.400 bananas insane oh really okay yeah he's he's like anti-vax right yeah big time okay yeah that's what
01:12:29.300 i but he's like he's one of those where it's almost like i have a bunch of sports jokes in
01:12:36.360 my head i just don't think you're gonna no i will not know that i will not and they're football
01:12:41.400 experiencing a very insane form of cte in my in my opinion oh really i i think so i well i would
01:12:47.260 like to think that's why he's going insane me me trying to again again recall with the with the
01:12:53.640 physical yeah quarterbacks they get hit yeah yeah yeah because people come and get them yeah yeah
01:12:58.300 they come and tackle them but he's just insane and awful okay uh aaron rogers who's the quarterback
01:13:03.980 now on i don't know the packers yeah i couldn't tell you right yeah see if you know what's funny
01:13:10.440 is i worked at the nfl uh right before covid and i yeah i did i i did sports for a very long time
01:13:16.200 and i i worked at the nfl and then i got fired and then covid hit and then i started making
01:13:19.720 tiktok oh okay um but when i was working at the nfl how i got in was like obviously i was like i
01:13:26.620 was doing sports journalism i was doing communications like all that stuff i had a
01:13:29.500 big uh reel i had a lot of clips of like me writing and whatever um and i had a big story i
01:13:35.060 did on on a really famous quarterback like that got me the job essentially but when i was applying
01:13:41.000 for it you had to there's like a lot of rounds of interviews you have to do and there was um
01:13:46.040 one round i had to do where they just test your football knowledge like and i don't know if they 0.93
01:13:52.080 still do this i don't know if they only do it to women i have no fucking clue i would like to think
01:13:56.480 they don't only do it to women but i wouldn't be surprised so they basically got me on a call with 0.52
01:14:01.580 like four people and they're asking me questions about football and it's not even just the game of
01:14:06.560 football it's everything so players coaches teams trades draft like college a little bit like how
01:14:13.280 much do you know like what are some top storylines like what are some trades that happen in the
01:14:17.140 offseason that you think are impactful blah blah so I knew I knew this was part of the interview
01:14:22.420 process like I knew they told me I didn't know just how detailed it would be but I assumed it 0.85
01:14:27.260 would be so what I did was I asked my husband who played football for fucking ever and then
01:14:33.140 he didn't want to go to the NFL so but he watches football and just knows a lot about it
01:14:37.100 and having played he has like a higher IQ than like the average fan who's never played
01:14:41.840 so I literally sat down with him and asked him a fuck ton of questions I wrote down every single
01:14:47.660 thing he said and I tried to cover as many bases as I could and then when I did the interview was
01:14:53.820 on the phone so obviously they can't see me and so I was just reading I was just reading everything
01:14:58.860 but i was improv-ing it to sound like oh god that's such a great question filler words i guess
01:15:04.540 i just i guess i would say clay matthew like i just started talking like that and when i tell 0.99
01:15:10.700 you i blew their fucking socks off yeah and low-key i cheated my weight in that shit and i 0.99
01:15:16.660 don't give a fuck okay they all cheat yeah they're all cheaters i don't care yeah i was like maybe 1.00
01:15:21.500 it's women in stem maybe women are smarter yeah also i'm sorry all that stuff you can look up 1.00
01:15:26.480 yeah like you can look up all that stuff you have to know that right now and they would like i were
01:15:31.180 i wish i to this day i remembered what it was but the guy who ended up being my boss he actually
01:15:35.220 asked me a question and i answered it in a very unique way i guess to them like because this is
01:15:41.120 on the call or in person on the call okay yeah and he was like wow that's so interesting why why
01:15:45.740 that and then i explained what my husband said none of these thoughts were my own and i said 0.98
01:15:50.440 and then he was like god that's such a good point yeah he's like shit and then when i actually got 0.95
01:15:56.140 the job he was like you know i talk about your interview a lot oh my god i was like right but 0.96
01:16:02.580 it's because like what he told me was something that only someone who played football for a long
01:16:06.540 time would know that's why but i just was resourceful okay smart so like look at that's
01:16:12.520 why i was like listen and then i guess i like i'm glad they didn't like interview you in person
01:16:17.060 like thank god they were just like well i guess that's her yeah she did the phone one was good
01:16:23.040 yeah i ended up doing an in-person interview but that was just more so about the job at that point
01:16:26.920 but they had to do the quiz here yeah no they literally like gate check you like at the gate
01:16:31.680 they're like well first off do you know anything about football and then they let you in name five
01:16:35.520 touchdowns name five touchdowns and three baseball players my sister who is a lesbian i mentioned at
01:16:43.100 least once every episode when she told me one of the funniest things she ever told me was like 1.00
01:16:47.540 she knew she was unpacking her internalized misogyny and therefore finding out she was gay
01:16:51.860 because one of the first things she let go of was football like she's like oh my god when I
01:16:56.220 didn't have to pretend to like football a dream when I didn't have to pretend anymore oh my god
01:17:01.560 wait wait as a straight woman pretending to like football yeah like she was a straight woman 1.00
01:17:05.640 pretending to like football oh I see I see because that's like when she found out she was gay she was 0.99
01:17:09.420 like I fucking hate football and I don't care about it yeah I don't care at all my god be free 0.95
01:17:13.960 watch rugby uh last fun fact uh she wants me to ask you if you remember your very first 0.92
01:17:22.480 instagram post and it's it's i have a feeling because do you have it yeah okay is it a video
01:17:28.340 or like a picture picture okay it's from april 27 2013 2013 april 27 2013 now this okay so
01:17:37.520 there's i can vividly see like the last grid okay here's some thoughts one is it me eating
01:17:46.680 a cookie with my friend katie while she's playing the sims you honestly i think so but you're not
01:17:51.600 eating a cookie i'm not eating a cookie maybe she made cookies is it just me like this yes
01:17:55.180 oh my god i remember we would like when we would sleep over yes yes we would play the sims and it
01:18:04.740 would piss me off because it's a single player game and then i'd be like okay my turn my turn
01:18:08.660 my turn i'd be like literally it says the caption is playing sims oh my god what do you mean you 0.77
01:18:15.300 don't remember anything oh my god you remembered almost oh no i'm scrolling back there just to
01:18:19.860 make you i'm scrolling back there i'm like yeah yeah some of those i'm like we should start
01:18:25.280 archiving those yeah i'm like that we don't need to see that i know i i've had that before on there's
01:18:30.140 some really good ones there's some really good ones on there there's me like there's some like
01:18:33.700 so like aren't i true and i'm like we gotta get it no you're so me i used to feel that way about
01:18:39.040 the sims too i hated playing with others because i was like this is a single player game this is
01:18:43.000 a single player and you're not playing right no yeah like you're not doing it right and also like
01:18:47.760 let's just cheat you're not yeah oh i cheat all the time i use those that mother load cheat code
01:18:52.500 please mother load yeah mother load did you have okay wait what did you have like a specific town
01:18:58.180 you like to live in um i'm forgetting the names but yes there was always one apple or planes or
01:19:04.680 whatever yeah i always lived in one that had a lot of more buildings than anything because i
01:19:09.560 liked the nightlife one yeah oh i loved that one city oh okay okay yeah that expansion pack i also
01:19:15.860 got the college one too i talked about this recently and i picked her goal to be like to 0.97
01:19:20.180 have 10 boyfriends at the same time yes oh my god yes i love doing shit like that yes no my 0.64
01:19:25.700 seems we're woohooing major oh big time i joke a lot about how like when i would play sims i low 0.97
01:19:30.660 key was like i was low key following this trad wife trend but like unintentionally but i would
01:19:36.220 like i would like marry her and then if to the richest person or evict the family that was in 1.00
01:19:40.960 the biggest house and then i would marry her to either the richest person or make my own husband
01:19:45.820 i would get her pregnant i would send him to work because i just don't care about him and i don't
01:19:49.740 care what happens yeah every time he'd come home i'd send him and his outfits the randomized outfit 0.58
01:19:53.500 yeah like don't care don't care like the townies wear yeah and so then i would like i would make
01:19:58.180 her have children and then i would have her raise them and then i would get animals too and raise
01:20:02.280 them and i would like develop all her skills yeah i would have her be a really good pianist and like
01:20:07.300 get in the best shape ever and then i'm like her experiencing life and having these children
01:20:12.240 and then i would raise them i would marry them off and then i would do the same thing again 0.96
01:20:16.080 but every time the husband came home i'm like go fucking do something i don't need to see you 0.99
01:20:19.860 have six jobs be gone have a part-time job yeah and also like get back go for a run make make the 0.97
01:20:25.520 paintings in the basement and we'll sell them for like five hundred dollars yeah i was doing i was
01:20:30.720 doing that i was doing that that was probably and now i think because i don't want kids um like in
01:20:35.880 my real life um so i think that's where i was exercising that feeling i was like well i could
01:20:40.460 do it this way yeah no same no part of me like wants to have children no that's why i was like
01:20:44.060 hanging out here i could do it like my friend's kids and being like see you later oh my god i
01:20:48.260 love being an aunt yeah oh my god i love i'm like that's just kind of like fun yeah it's always fun
01:20:53.580 but i'm just i'm like uh like because when i don't want to do something i want to do something
01:20:59.080 but like you can't not want to like change it's not an option when you're a parent
01:21:03.640 yeah yeah i'm like you can't you have to do it yeah you're in it and i'm like wait
01:21:08.700 i want to go see a movie let's go see a movie i want to see a movie what if i want to see a movie
01:21:14.280 and what if i want to take a nap what if i want to take what if i'm on my fourth nap of the day
01:21:17.280 that kid's on a different sleep schedule it's just never gonna work it's never gonna work
01:21:22.100 i just really don't think i just really don't think no which is fine by me more vacations
01:21:27.100 more sims more sims more sims i'll have my kids in sims yeah maybe a dog maybe maybe maybe i i
01:21:34.600 have two dogs so dogs i recommend yeah okay i have two frenchies oh love i like pugs are you do you 0.83
01:21:40.600 think those are ugly i love pugs okay good because i think pugs are so fucking cute i had i had two 0.61
01:21:44.860 pugs growing up and then when they do get very scary when they get old because i had a friend 0.91
01:21:50.080 who had two pugs for a long time they lived forever i think she took really good care of
01:21:53.740 them they lived for like 15 years but like when they get older they're white and scary yeah they
01:21:58.980 turn white when my dog died my dad posted it on instagram and i was like is tank dead and he was
01:22:04.900 like yeah i was like oh my god it was like a picture of him just like like just like he was
01:22:13.820 like yeah and he's checking in yeah it was and i was like man he's and he's dead i guess and he's
01:22:19.400 like yeah so tank's dead yeah if you're reading this and then my sister was like at work so they
01:22:22.840 were just updating the family group chat yeah molly if you're reading this tank's dead and we're
01:22:26.140 like oh my god okay but yeah no towards the end they get they're just the little old guys yeah i
01:22:31.620 do love a pug though i love a pug i love frenchy too those are cute they're they are like you 1.00
01:22:36.620 blowing them a little too hard something bad will happen like they they are yes they're fucking 1.00
01:22:40.860 fragile as fuck they eat anything they'll die uh they go in the sun for too long they'll die 1.00
01:22:46.280 they can't swim they can't even really breathe that well yeah no i know and i i literally got 0.99
01:22:51.180 like for both my dogs i got them both fixed and i got them um like i keep calling it a rhinoplasty
01:22:57.540 but like they literally yeah they have to like open their nose holes more and then cut down
01:23:02.420 their soft palate oh my god i i yeah you don't even want to know how much that's like these dogs
01:23:06.680 like okay well we have to like intervene in this way like well that's why i was like i i did that
01:23:12.500 so they'll live longer and for some reason my frenchies are enormous like my frenchies are
01:23:18.180 really big and i really and i that's been proven to me every time i see a frenchie in the wild i'm
01:23:22.820 like why does mine because it can breathe my mine's 10 times bigger than that one really yeah
01:23:28.380 because frenchies are so small naturally i mine are like this big and heavy and like literally
01:23:33.480 it is because of the surgeries honestly i don't know i think it's because i like when i took
01:23:38.180 because i fostered my second one we adopted my first one we i fostered the second one and the
01:23:41.860 second one is completely deaf when i took him to the vet um he was saying both these frenchies
01:23:46.340 are bred very well like really well and it's i don't know if it's because they're huge i have
01:23:49.900 no clue but literally my first frenchie his name is squid um squid and tuna those are my oh my god
01:23:56.560 that's adorable yeah so squid went to the vet for like a checkup a couple months ago and she was
01:24:02.340 like yeah he's a little big like he needs to lose some weight my frenchie was 48 pounds
01:24:06.760 and i'm and i'm not he's not obese i can't stress that enough he's not he looks good and even she
01:24:12.220 said he's just a big boy like he's a big boy he does need to cut down a little bit he's a proper
01:24:16.380 way but they're like like long like they're not just like yeah and even like we had a guy come
01:24:21.180 to our house to fix our air like a month ago and when he came he saw my frenchies like they were
01:24:26.880 in like we call it a parlor but like the doors were closed so they don't bother him and they
01:24:30.860 were just watching him and he goes are those frenchies and my husband goes yeah they are 0.96
01:24:35.380 they're he's like like full frenchie and he goes yeah he goes those are the biggest frenchies i've 0.99
01:24:39.580 ever seen oh my god he's like i thought they were bulldogs oh my god and i was like i don't know 0.85
01:24:46.760 they're full frenchie i don't know what the i don't know what the hell i just keep joking that
01:24:50.100 i have two samuan frenchies because i'm someone and so is my husband oh my god and they're just
01:24:54.360 huge naturally i was a huge child obviously i grew him in my womb and gave birth to him obviously
01:24:59.920 squid and tuna yeah so squid and tuna my babies my biological children my biological children
01:25:04.800 i mean look at them well i support your pug dreams thank you thank you if you got a pug what would
01:25:09.420 you name it oh my gosh i don't know we have so we have two now that are charlie and otis like
01:25:14.140 back home in wisconsin those are super cute i love human names for dogs i love when they're
01:25:19.800 so human like a regular yeah hey i'm charlie yeah just a little charlie guy but i don't know
01:25:25.600 i actually haven't thought of like a pug name because honestly i'm like no way i'm having a
01:25:29.420 dog in the city i'm like i'm like fully like that'll be maybe later that's real yeah in new
01:25:34.560 york especially yeah those floors are so gross i think about people having dogs and bringing them
01:25:39.080 in the house and letting them on the couch yes yes i'm like wait yeah their paws are touching
01:25:43.920 the city floor and then i know i was like you guys don't even wear slip like flip-flops out in
01:25:47.620 the city but you're gonna take your dog out there yeah and then they're like walking and poop yeah
01:25:51.780 and also like like i i take my shoes off i take my shoes off before i like go in my house too
01:25:57.120 and i'm like for real and i'm like when my sister lived in new york for a bit like when we would
01:26:00.980 get off the subway and go in her apartment she would like sterilize my whole body before i got
01:26:05.280 to go anywhere oh yeah some people are like i have to change my clothes yeah yeah this is too 0.99
01:26:10.080 much no so a dog no i guess you could just wipe their paws i guess yes i guess you could do that
01:26:16.420 but then it's like that's another thing i don't want to do that's another thing i'm like oh because
01:26:22.700 as soon as as soon as i get home i'm taking my clothes off putting my inside clothes on yeah 0.92
01:26:27.240 and i'm like and then i have to like wipe this damn dog's feet too no you're not at that face 0.93
01:26:32.800 yet no and maybe i'll grow into that we're at the celebrity crush phase right now that's where 0.98
01:26:37.720 that's the face yeah i'm at the point where i'm i'm i'm just i'm you know i gotta put me first
01:26:43.440 yeah i'm i'm putting me first i'm which is a good thing you know dissecting my inner monologue i'm
01:26:49.120 I'm there.
01:26:50.280 I think you don't have to run for a dog.
01:26:51.660 Yeah.
01:26:52.040 And that's okay.
01:26:52.440 Maybe a dog would heal me though.
01:26:53.320 Maybe a dog would heal me.
01:26:54.120 Maybe when you come out of this next phase,
01:26:56.420 then you get a dog.
01:26:57.820 Okay.
01:26:58.200 Okay.
01:26:58.820 Next phase.
01:26:59.340 I'm entering the next phase.
01:27:00.520 Do you think soon?
01:27:01.560 I think right now.
01:27:02.440 I think you're in it.
01:27:03.060 Okay.
01:27:03.440 All right.
01:27:03.860 Currently.
01:27:04.480 Oh my God.
01:27:04.880 Okay.
01:27:05.640 Oh my God.
01:27:06.920 I'm in the next phase.
01:27:07.820 And I'm excited for you.
01:27:09.100 Okay.
01:27:09.580 And I'd like just to kind of wrap us,
01:27:11.600 I would love to know if you have any advice
01:27:14.720 for any aspiring artists,
01:27:16.540 like anyone who really wants to get into comedy, acting, sketch, anything like that, that you've
01:27:21.620 already been working on and doing really well in. Do you have any advice for anyone? I think
01:27:26.380 finding a community really helped me because I think like my friends growing up, I think had
01:27:33.100 similar aspirations, but like, I think when I like got to American high and like met other people who
01:27:38.560 were like really driven and like dedicated to like the craft, I was like, whoa, okay, this is
01:27:43.160 inspiring and this is like this is making me also want to like step up yeah so i think like
01:27:47.940 finding your community is really important um just to like even hold you accountable and like
01:27:54.220 and also just yeah and to be inspired by them to see like what they're doing stuff off of
01:27:58.160 that kind of thing yeah probably that and then i guess yeah i don't know i guess like all the
01:28:06.060 problems you have like everyone else has too yeah and it's just kind of like some people are just i
01:28:12.620 guess working through it yeah just getting out of your own way yeah which is really really hard so
01:28:17.180 yeah so be nice to yourself like be nice yourself and like you'll figure it out but like find your
01:28:22.360 people find your find your group and it helps when you're unbelievably hilarious like you oh my gosh
01:28:27.740 thank you it helps when you yeah i guess yeah you're sort of a light as you said let's your
01:28:33.820 words not mine yeah yeah you go your words on mine i'm a light i'm a light and i guess i can you know
01:28:38.720 just get any man i want that's what i'm learning and you're you're you're wincing when you say it
01:28:44.580 but you will believe it no yeah you keep saying it enough you'll stop you'll stop grimacing when
01:28:48.600 you say it yeah and actually it's like actually you know what yes no we're doing it because i had
01:28:53.780 this idea recently where i was like there's all these like fat funny guys who are like pulling
01:28:58.660 like that um stravos or what was it stop baby yeah i'm like when i like when i like saw his 0.95
01:29:04.040 roster i was like what the fuck you have no idea who that guy's taking i know you have no idea what 0.92
01:29:10.620 kind of pipe that dude has laid yes i'm like i'm gonna start faking it until i make it i'm gonna 0.99
01:29:14.220 start grace that's what i've been telling when i tell you when i tell you that is my main message 0.99
01:29:18.780 of my platform you could get anyone and men are sluts men are whores they're easy okay so like 1.00
01:29:26.900 it's they're easy trust me i don't know if i'm just a slut or whore though that's the problem 1.00
01:29:30.760 that's a problem 0.99
01:29:32.500 okay yeah 1.00
01:29:34.540 yeah there'll be a slut for me 1.00
01:29:37.100 but I'll be like yes I'll be like I'm not kissing you 1.00
01:29:38.920 yeah you get your pick you get your pick
01:29:41.100 of the litter okay
01:29:42.460 work it miles teller look out 1.00
01:29:45.060 I'm coming for you and your wife 0.97
01:29:47.280 but yeah
01:29:49.160 you better look out yeah
01:29:50.480 look out here I come I'm gonna
01:29:52.800 I'm gonna yeah soon I'll be on podcast and I'll be like
01:29:55.060 going through all my exes and they'll be like
01:29:56.800 they'll be like no way
01:29:59.280 and i'll be like yeah whatever i don't know whatever whatever light work it was paris
01:30:03.380 that's what you do that's what you do at fashion week in paris exactly and i'll be like this i'll
01:30:08.840 be like this all the time so nonchalant i mean just so not so relaxed this woman relaxed this
01:30:18.760 woman doesn't know where she is exactly yeah well i think i i believe all those things about you i
01:30:24.940 i really do think you are so uniquely funny and so special and i'm so happy to see that you're
01:30:30.880 walking in your purpose like which is being an entertainer oh and i think that's beautiful and
01:30:36.080 i think it's wonderful too that you have this vision of also doing it with your friends like
01:30:40.300 i i have the same exact vision and i i think that you're someone who is so unique that you're gonna
01:30:45.640 transcend like every single thing that you've ever thought you could do you can do way more
01:30:50.160 so i'm really happy wow thank you so much you're welcome and i'm really i'm really happy and excited
01:30:54.500 to see that you are now being recognized on the scale that i think you deserve to be
01:30:58.400 it's only up from here okay yeah well i'll check back in like in like a couple years your next
01:31:05.920 promo season yeah next promo season i'll be like yeah when you're on your oscar run yeah you come
01:31:11.460 back i'll have to fill you in and i'm pulling no punches i'm telling you at all yeah all right
01:31:17.760 yeah period period period i'm telling you everything with receipts we have we have the
01:31:25.700 premiere picture receipts i'll give you yeah and your receipts of hookups yeah the receipts will
01:31:29.540 just be nudes though yes of all the people you hook up with i'll be like and this is illegal
01:31:33.800 of course and this is illegal but i'm just showing you what do you think that one
01:31:38.580 thank you so much for coming on oh my gosh thank you so much for having me yeah so lovely
01:31:47.440 it was amazing and incredible for the maybe two people on youtube that haven't found you don't
01:31:53.280 know where to find you where can everybody find you you guys check me out on instagram grace
01:31:57.940 writer um well on instagram grace writer one grace writer on youtube and yeah check out our
01:32:05.180 minimum wage tv show it's on netflix yes and then yes and then you can watch um the hunger games
01:32:11.560 but better right now and then twilight but better it's either out now or it's coming out pretty
01:32:16.280 gosh darn soon so enjoy that i'm sure you'll see it i'm sure there's no way you won't with
01:32:22.400 especially with how well the hunger games one did and i also did do a decode cover i did do
01:32:32.980 a decode cover so that's coming out that's coming out i'm happy to hear it i like to i like when you
01:32:37.300 say you get nervous when a man touches your leg but you'll do that you'll you'll riff you'll do
01:32:41.680 a little a little run for me i know but that like isn't like that's not like showing someone my 0.99
01:32:48.120 vagina do you know what i mean it's a vagina of sorts you're being vulnerable yeah it's my soul 0.99
01:32:53.940 vagina i just showed you my soul vagina and and be thankful okay yeah be grateful yeah be grateful 0.99
01:32:59.280 okay she's on her phone thank you guys sorry i have to go i'm getting the light i'm getting 0.99
01:33:09.460 the lights i'm so glad you got to see grace writer's soul vagina obviously with me i appreciate it 0.80
01:33:16.920 thank you so much for coming on i think you're fucking awesome you're so funny and thank you 0.74
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01:33:31.960 grace thank you so much to all of you and i'll see you next week bye
01:33:39.460 Thank you.