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00:00:59.940 I live in like a big apartment complex, and like, I don't want to say hi to anyone. Like,

00:01:04.020 when I'm in like the elevator, I hate just being like, you know, I'm like, oh, I've learned you

00:01:08.040 on. And you're like, I don't, three, I'm wrong, four, three. And then you like have to, I hate this

00:01:13.040 so much when you get in an elevator. I literally like was on my phone the entire time, like you

00:01:17.020 were faking a phone call, but then like you still have to pretend, have a good one as you like walk out.

00:01:21.440 Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show. Sorry,

00:01:31.520 me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Nobody cares about me. Happy new year. First up,

00:01:36.000 I'd like to present my shirt to all of you. It was one of my Christmas gifts and it says,

00:01:40.980 I'm afraid you've ratted your last tattooie, sir, with a very poor meme on it. I just want

00:01:47.040 everyone to see it. And I'm going to put it away back in the holster. Now we're on to the amazing,

00:01:52.040 wonderful guests. Today we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious Brett Newstrom.

00:01:58.280 Thank you so much. Thank you so much for coming. Of course. Look at we're matching too. I know.

00:02:02.720 We're color coordinated. I was afraid that what said to like bring a couple options of clothes and I

00:02:06.960 didn't. And I was like, if I wore the wrong thing, I'm going to be so pissed. The way it was,

00:02:10.900 you were given explicit instruction. And I was like, no, thank you. I also,

00:02:15.520 when you were introducing your shirt, I wanted to laugh, but then I was like,

00:02:18.580 so afraid I was going to mess up the intro. So I do love the shirt and I wish I could have told

00:02:23.020 you in real time, but now here I am. Thank you so much. That's great. Thank you. I wanted to

00:02:27.120 present it cause you can't really see it. Yeah. And it is a star. And look, now we're black and blue,

00:02:31.800 black and blue. I know. Perfect. Which I don't think you're supposed to wear black and blue together,

00:02:35.180 but I think we should take back the power. Says who? Society. We live in a society. Exactly. We do. We

00:02:42.280 absolutely do. I'm so happy to have you. I took pre-workout before this and I literally can't

00:02:48.080 take pre-workout even before I go to the gym because I get so like weird and anxious. So I

00:02:52.220 think this is going to be good. Was it like a powder pre-workout? Girl, the last time I had powder

00:02:57.740 pre-workout, I almost lost my life in a 24 hour fitness. Yeah. No, that sounds like majority of

00:03:04.440 the times. No, it's horrible. I can't believe like what it does to my body. I like I, that was such a

00:03:10.140 poor experience. I cannot have powder pre-workouts anymore. The way that that's like over the

00:03:13.640 counter. Like you can just like pick that up. I feel like we need to have like some like laws

00:03:17.300 against it. We need to regulate it. Exactly. We absolutely do. Cause they're putting methamphetamine

00:03:21.080 in there. Oh, truly. They actually are. If you say name one ingredient in pre-workout, I don't know.

00:03:26.200 I literally have no clue. I do. Ketamine. Ketamine. Yeah. I was like, I was in a K-hole and

00:03:30.320 nobody cared. And then you're like, oh, it was pre-workout. But I mean, it's definitely the same thing.

00:03:35.940 I literally took like, I think it was, that was like maybe my second time taking it, which

00:03:40.860 is like my bad. It sounds like it's like a hard drug. I think I've done pre-workout

00:03:44.940 twice. In my lifetime. Yeah. I'm trying to quit. I'm trying to quit. I was like, first

00:03:49.080 time was at Burning Man, second time was at the 24 hour fitness. And I remember when I

00:03:53.380 did it, I took, for some reason I took the same amount as my boyfriend and like, he's

00:03:57.360 much bigger than I am. And I was like, okay, two full scoops. Yeah, sure. Two full scoops

00:04:01.700 on no food and my stomach, no water. Yeah. And I dry scooped it too. Wow. What am I

00:04:06.880 insane? You're like a meathead. Yeah, I did it. And then I was like, um, losing every single

00:04:11.980 morsel of food I've eaten in the last 10 years out my fucking butthole in the 24 hour

00:04:15.980 fitness. Yeah. And then my, my boyfriend literally texted me and said, are you okay? Cause I was

00:04:19.960 in there for so long. Cause I was in there for like 40 minutes. What do you know? It's like

00:04:23.620 bad. People notice your absence. Yeah. That's how you know. I actually am terrified to go to

00:04:29.040 the bathroom in public, especially if I have to, can I say shit? Yeah, absolutely.

00:04:34.220 Especially if you have to shit in public. Oh my God. I, I swear to God, it literally needs

00:04:37.700 to be like coming out of me because I'm like, it needs to be under three minutes because the

00:04:41.740 second someone like looks at their phone and like, Brett's been gone for me, then I want

00:04:44.960 to die. Or like you come out of the bathroom, there's a fucking line and you're like, I was

00:04:49.740 in there for that long. And you're like, someone blew it up. Yeah. I'm like, Oh my God, you

00:04:54.420 guys, I don't know if you want to use this. The person right ahead of me, like destroyed

00:04:58.000 this. You just missed him. Oh my God. He was just in there. It was, yeah. Massive. I cleaned

00:05:04.420 it up a little bit, but like still there is like a lasting day. I just peed on top of it.

00:05:08.060 Yeah, seriously. I literally just had a tingle. But it was like, I mean, I don't poop in public,

00:05:11.940 especially. No. And that was horrible. And I was sick for two days after I couldn't eat

00:05:17.280 anything. Due to the pre-workout? Yes. Okay. I could not eat any, like I couldn't keep anything

00:05:21.340 in my stomach. Like everything I ate was shooting out of me. Yeah. At lightning speed. We're

00:05:25.760 like, okay. Anyway, cut to the sponsor. Amino lean. Thank you so much for sponsoring this.

00:05:29.040 This is sponsored by Imodium. Yeah, exactly. That's so funny. Yeah. So I honestly commend

00:05:33.640 you for taking pre-workout before. Yeah. But anyways, so I did. Yeah. Like after we just

00:05:37.220 said, like the horror stories of pre-workout, I'm like, but yeah, I did take that. So if

00:05:40.440 I do have to do a bathroom break mid show. I will understand. And if it lasts 45 minutes.

00:05:45.540 Yeah. I'll add in, we'll add in something that's like, Brett's been gone for a long time.

00:05:49.180 Should somebody text him? Yeah.

00:05:55.760 So how have you been? How's life? Life's good. Yeah. Can't complain. How's, how's the

00:06:03.100 social media career? I think you're so fucking funny. I think you're hilarious too. Thank

00:06:07.080 you. My sister and I send your videos back and forth to each other all the time. That's

00:06:09.680 an honor. Um, it's good. I, social media is so weird and I feel like I'm in a weird place

00:06:14.300 where I'm like, I'm not like big by any means, but then it's also like, it's what I do full

00:06:20.260 time. I feel you. So it's like a weird, like in between where I'm like, I get like influencers,

00:06:24.800 but then I'm also like, Oh, but like, I'm also just like a normal, a normal person. Yeah.

00:06:29.460 And so like balancing that is fun and weird. And I also like wanted, I moved out here to

00:06:35.280 be an actor. And so this wasn't a part of my plan. Yeah. At all. So that's also fun.

00:06:41.360 And I feel like that's how it always happens. Yeah. It has to happen. But I mean, it's so

00:06:45.040 fun and great. And here I am talking to you now. So it worked out. So it worked out.

00:06:49.240 I know earlier you were saying you're from Iowa. I am from Iowa. So did you like just

00:06:54.960 recently moved to LA? I moved you four years ago. Okay, cool. So I'm like a veteran at this

00:06:59.220 point. I was so, I'm so curious, like about your lore, like what you were doing before

00:07:02.660 social media, but you said you moved out here to be an actor. Yeah. And then I moved out

00:07:05.900 here, did like the most strange jobs before I moved out here. My parents were like, you

00:07:09.780 have to save X amount of money before we will like let you move out. So the summer before

00:07:14.120 I worked at the Iowa State Fair selling turkey legs, I was a dishwasher like in the back of

00:07:20.000 like a restaurant and you have like, it's not like, you know, when you're like washing

00:07:22.860 dishes at home and it's like, you know, you have music on. It's like I had a fucking hose

00:07:26.280 and I'm like spraying down these like casserole pans. It was like actually hell. And then

00:07:31.580 I was like babies. It was anyways, but I've worked so many odd jobs in my life and then

00:07:35.900 moved out here, worked more odd jobs. And then I've been doing social media full time for

00:07:39.080 like a year and a half now. Oh, nice. What's the weirdest job you've had?

00:07:44.120 We're just at slash worse. Like maybe they'll be separate. Maybe they'll be the same.

00:07:48.920 I'm trying to think. Well, I was a personal assistant for a YouTuber, but he was like a

00:07:53.660 kid YouTuber, meaning he was an adult, but he's like content was so kid. It's like four

00:07:59.260 kids. Yeah. And so we were like roll up to this like three year old's house and I was

00:08:03.400 like, this is, this is who we're collabing with today. And oh my God, I had to dress up

00:08:08.720 as a pond monster because obviously he has an ongoing scent like series where he's trying

00:08:15.640 to catch a pond monster. And so I had to dress up as a pond monster and I found that out on

00:08:20.840 site that I was going to be wearing the pond monster costume and I had to like swim through

00:08:24.960 a pool. He's chasing me with a giant net. Um, so that was an interesting job. And then

00:08:29.240 I got fired because I needed one mental health day and he said, we don't do that. He's like,

00:08:32.860 Oh, you're fucking. Oh, he's like your liability. Oh, you're lazy. Got it. Exactly. So that

00:08:38.140 was an interesting, that's probably a weird job before a weird job. I mean, yeah, one

00:08:45.300 of the weirdest jobs I had was actually right out of college and I was actually working with

00:08:48.660 my mom and my sister. This is what the, the like paper description of it was. I did public

00:08:54.140 outreach for major infrastructure projects. That's a fancy term. I know like two of those

00:08:58.840 words. I'm like, I know public and major major. I was like, I have that. My essentially it's

00:09:07.340 like a really fancy description for, um, I walk door to door sometimes and like tell

00:09:13.900 people bad news about construction. Okay. So like major construction projects, I have

00:09:19.280 to let them know that some, some bad's going to happen. So it's like, Hey, you're not gonna

00:09:23.280 be able to park on your street for like six months. Yeah. And they're like, do you want

00:09:26.780 to sign up for emails? And they're like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, I can't

00:09:30.640 even tell you how many times I was berated on a doorstep and I was like, well, clearly

00:09:33.780 I make the big choices, the big decisions because I'm here with you on a Tuesday

00:09:38.180 afternoon at 2 PM. I'm walking in the sun in the summer. I'm too tight polo on and

00:09:43.460 I'm telling you, do you want to sign up for emails? Clearly I'm the person deciding

00:09:47.340 who, who does drilling in your backyard, girl. Like I was like, sorry, your commute is

00:09:51.000 going to suck for the next 10 years. Hope you're cool with that. Would you like some

00:09:54.720 emails? Yeah. Like anyway, here's a flyer. Also, why do they always give the jobs that

00:09:59.280 are like, kind of like not embarrassing, but like, that's how you just told me your

00:10:03.420 job, but like, why do they always make you, yeah, you're always so humbled. And then

00:10:07.240 they're like, also you're going to wear a polo, like a really awkward. And you got to

00:10:10.440 button it all the way up. Yeah, exactly. And it's all three buttons. It's like, why do

00:10:13.880 like, I'm already like hate my life. And they're like, let's throw you in a polo and

00:10:17.220 some slacks and a pair of like khakis. And you're like, I want to die. Thank you so much.

00:10:23.920 Yeah. Part of that job was we would like work booths at like fairs or like summer events.

00:10:30.560 And like, we call them booth bitches, like peace and love. If you work a booth, I, I was

00:10:35.360 a booth bitch for a long time, but we set up a table and then we're just handing out

00:10:39.580 the same information. And then they'd come and they'd scream at me at the table. And then

00:10:43.960 my sister would be like, do you guys want some popcorn or cause we had like a, we have

00:10:48.760 cobbladder mints though. Yeah. And then they're like, yeah. And I'll take a popcorn. Yeah.

00:10:53.060 They'll still take it. That's insane. The way people eat up free shit is crazy. Yeah. And

00:10:57.640 I remember one time, this was like towards the end before I stopped working there, my

00:11:01.720 sister and I were working an event together and there was a lot of kids there and they

00:11:05.800 were like running all over the place. And this, these kids come up, there's like three of

00:11:08.680 them. They run up to the table and they're like, we used to have these, um, you know,

00:11:12.100 those like stress balls that you like squeeze, but they were in the shape of traffic cones

00:11:15.640 and they were like, they were like a big hit. Like everybody loved those. And so they came

00:11:19.640 up and they were like, can we have some of the cones? And I was like, yeah, sure. Like

00:11:23.500 I gave each of them one. One of them takes it and he's like, thank you. And he turns around

00:11:28.560 and he goes, uh, uh, uh, and he shoves it up the butt of the kid next to him. They're

00:11:32.980 like all like 10, 12. And then what do you do in this situation? I watched it. That's

00:11:41.100 why you call me a booth, which cause I have to watch shit like that. And I can't do anything

00:11:44.220 about it. I watched it happen. And I was like, and then they just left. They, they ran away

00:11:48.960 laughing. That's so insane. Hours later they come back. He goes, can I have another cone?

00:11:52.480 I go, I saw what you did with the last one. No, seriously. Give me the last one back right

00:11:56.520 now. Actually keep that one. Actually, no, I don't need it. You can have another one, but he's

00:12:00.900 like, he's like, I'm going to tell my mom. I go, Oh yeah. Tell your mom to tell her to

00:12:04.100 come here and I'll tell her what she did with that last cone. How about that? That's

00:12:07.200 so insane. And then I told my sister, I go, I can't do this anymore. I can't work here

00:12:11.360 anymore. This is killing me, dude. I imagine you're getting like minimum wage and you're

00:12:15.240 like, okay, if I give you this stress ball cone, you promise you won't shove it up his

00:12:19.120 ass? You promise. And he's like, yes, yes. And you're like, okay, don't make me regret

00:12:24.440 this. And you're like, Oh my God, what am I doing in my polo right now? Like I cannot

00:12:28.780 believe this is real. And I was wearing the polo. Of course.

00:12:30.900 The same. Do you still have this polo? I sure do. Okay. Electric blue. It's like a

00:12:34.620 real bright blue. Of course it is. Girl. Of course it is. I was like dressed like a

00:12:39.280 helpful Honda. They're like, we're going to make this polo impossible to style. It's

00:12:43.340 going to look bad with any outfit you try to pair it with. No matter what hairstyle or

00:12:46.520 makeup you do, girl, you're going to look a fool. Oh my gosh. You're going to look a

00:12:49.160 fucking clown. So yeah, that was probably the weirdest job I've ever had. Do you think

00:12:52.080 getting yelled at by strangers has like shaped who you are today? Or like, is it just

00:12:57.300 like, was that just like a fever dream? You're like, Oh, that was, that was weird. But honestly,

00:13:00.680 yeah, it was kind of just a fever dream. I feel like because sometimes like that time

00:13:04.940 when I watched that little kid shove that cone up that other kid's butt, I like when I told

00:13:08.700 him, I was like, I saw what you do with that last one. I'm not giving you another one. Like

00:13:11.480 that was me being myself at my job, even though I'm not supposed to do that there. So like

00:13:16.200 there were times when that would like flare up and I'd be like, I'm not built for this

00:13:19.700 job. Like I can't do this. You're like, I can't show my personality at work. I'm too much

00:13:23.640 of a cunt. I can't do this job forever. I'm going to lose it on somebody. What's the worst

00:13:27.920 job you've ever had? Would you say the personal assistant job? That was like, Oh, I'm trying

00:13:33.580 to think that was like horrible. One time at that job, I was like, you know, I had a

00:13:37.720 panic. I'm like, okay. It's a weird, there's a recurring theme. Maybe I was just a liability

00:13:41.620 at the end. And I like went to my car and like sobbed and like, I was like, Hey, I'm

00:13:47.100 going to be right back. And then I, all I had to do, I'm like, I'm going to like come back

00:13:51.920 in. I actually text him. I'm like, Hey, I'm crying in my car. Like I did everything except

00:13:56.300 for vacuum. Like, can I just vacuum in the morning? Of course I had a mop and vacuum

00:13:59.440 every single day, his house that only he was in. Um, and so he was like, um, no, I would

00:14:05.380 actually prefer you come back in. So I'm like in the mop, like in the room, like watching

00:14:13.140 me just like sob. And I'm like, this has to just be like a power thing. Um, but yeah,

00:14:17.840 that sucked. I also was like a lifeguard. And like, there were so many times where I like

00:14:22.220 lifeguard. Okay. Yeah. Whatever. I'm like, I feel like I wanted to be a lifeguard cause

00:14:27.460 I'm like people who are lifeguards are hot. And so like 15 year old me was like, I'm not

00:14:32.100 hot, but I feel like if I'm a lifeguard, I will be hotter, which wasn't the case. Um,

00:14:37.600 and one time I, there was a kid who I thought was drowning. This was the last day I worked.

00:14:41.740 And so I like, yeah, you have a blow and air horn, which I'm like, let's draw more attention

00:14:46.600 to me. And this someone's drowning. Oh shit. So I jump in the can, of course, learns how

00:14:52.000 to fucking swim, start swimming away from me. I'm like, I did not just blow that air

00:14:56.820 horn for this kid to learn how to fucking. So I'm like paddling after I'm like grabbing

00:15:01.060 his leg. And so I grabbed him. No, I literally started drowning him. And then like, I helped

00:15:06.700 him to the side. He's like, what, why did you do that? I was like, you were, you were

00:15:09.560 struggling. He's like, no, I was like, you literally were. And so then I have to go talk

00:15:13.580 to, cause of course there's paperwork for this. Um, so I'm like beefing with like a

00:15:17.520 fucking eight year old and I'm like talking to his mom's like, he literally couldn't swim

00:15:20.640 and he's like, no, I, anyway, the last day I worked as a lifeguard. You're like, don't

00:15:24.580 gaslight me. Yeah. I was like, I know. I saw that. Pull the fucking tape. Cause we had

00:15:27.880 security camera. I'm like, we could, we could pull the tapes. Yeah. I saw it with my own

00:15:31.560 eyes. I did not want to save you. And similar to like the, like cone getting chopped up

00:15:35.540 and asked, it's like, what am I doing? What am I doing? You know, when you start yelling

00:15:39.640 at kids, you just start rethinking. Exactly. There's something. Yeah.

00:15:42.600 Things are turning. Am I in the right profession? Do you think you're in the right profession

00:15:46.180 now? Yeah, absolutely. I feel like even now, um, me like just absolutely ruining the lives

00:15:53.140 of men that I hate. Yeah. I think that's my prophecy to fulfill. Exactly. Yeah. I think

00:15:58.620 that's me fulfilling my destiny. You were made for this. I thought it was going to be like

00:16:03.400 working. Cause I think I always wanted, I always wanted to work in entertainment. I just

00:16:06.960 thought I was going to be like a journalist. Like I thought I was going to be like a sports

00:16:09.520 journalist. That's what I thought I was going to do. Are you really into sports?

00:16:12.600 Um, yeah, I mean, I was, I was like an athlete growing up. My dad used to be in the NFL like

00:16:16.920 eons ago. So I thought I wanted to work in the NFL. Like that's what I really wanted to

00:16:20.600 do. Yeah. And I did end up working with them, but then they fired me. So that'll happen.

00:16:27.620 Yeah. Wait, what was the first like video you were like roasting a man and were you like

00:16:32.140 terrified to do it? And now is it like, I mean the first video I can remember like, Oh,

00:16:39.080 I don't know. Like actually roasting someone specifically. I don't really remember. I just

00:16:43.360 remember the very first one I ever went viral with was me talking about very specific red

00:16:48.720 flags in men. Okay. And cause someone did like, what are some weirdly specific ones that you

00:16:53.020 have? And I did like a whole list and like, it was like if Wolf of Wall Street's his favorite

00:16:57.200 movie of all time. Oh yeah. That's such a, if he wears a backwards hat in the pool. Yes.

00:17:01.000 If he has loyalty tattooed on his arm, you know, if he refuses to wear sunblock, shit

00:17:07.220 like that. I like me, if he loves Tom Brady, like not football, just Tom Brady as a person.

00:17:13.500 Yeah. He's like wants to like kiss him on the lips, like that type of shit. And so like

00:17:17.560 that went super viral. And what's even funnier about that is there are some dudes that are

00:17:23.120 verified. They were verified then they're verified now. And they wrote shit on my video.

00:17:28.360 Like, like men I've met like, and now they were like talking shit to me. Like, you don't

00:17:33.900 know what the fuck you're talking about. Like shit like that. And they think I don't

00:17:36.140 remember. It's so funny when like you like become mutuals with someone and then he like

00:17:39.780 happened to like, go look at an old video. I was like, Oh wait, you commented on this

00:17:42.920 in like 2019 and I missed it. But now I see it. Yeah. I see it. Yeah. Like jump to the

00:17:49.000 top. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's why I remember there are a few men that I've met multiple

00:17:53.400 times now. I like events and stuff where I'm like, I wonder if he knows that I remember.

00:17:57.120 I doubt it. Yeah. There are some in that, that purposely avoid me and like never talk

00:18:01.340 to me. Yeah. But they're like super popular and it's for obvious reasons. Yeah. It's so

00:18:06.160 funny. Cause I always, I'm like, sometimes I'm well as a man, um, but I'm like, sometimes

00:18:10.060 like, I think men just don't understand things, but then I'm like, Oh, maybe they're so smart

00:18:13.920 that they know things, but they're choosing. But then I'm like, no, it's actually, I think

00:18:17.200 they're just dumb. Yeah. It's like, that's like us giving them more credit. I'm like, there's

00:18:22.200 no way that you don't know. Yeah. And then it's like, Oh wait, there's actually a very good

00:18:26.200 chance. There's actually a really, really high chance that you don't. Well, when did

00:18:30.660 you start getting into creating videos? Um, like, was it just like for funsies? Yeah.

00:18:37.060 I, well, the very first video I ever made, I did like a random TikTok dance with Emma

00:18:41.620 Chamberlain. Okay. One time. Okay. Work. Um, and I just like sent it to my friends like,

00:18:46.640 ha, this is so funny. Like whatever. And then they're like, you have to post this on TikTok.

00:18:50.240 Yeah. And I was like, I don't have a TikTok. And I remember people before, I mean, this

00:18:54.000 was like 2019, but before then people would be like, I feel like you would be like funny

00:18:57.500 on TikTok. And I was like, you, that's so mean because I feel like it was in the era

00:19:02.620 of like, yeah, I'm like, you're a piece of shit. It was in the era of like very like

00:19:06.800 cringey. Yeah. Well, mostly dancing. And I was like, what the fuck am I going to do on

00:19:10.760 TikTok? Yeah. And then I posted that and then I didn't post for like a year. And then I would

00:19:16.280 just like have like an idea and be like, Oh, I guess it'd be like random videos, like

00:19:20.540 once every like three weeks. Yeah. When you had like a really funny thought or something,

00:19:25.420 which is always so funny where it's like when people just like will randomly like people

00:19:29.420 you're friends with will be like, Oh my God, we should just make this TikTok. And they like

00:19:31.980 have like a finance job. And I'm like, that's, I love that where it's just like, Oh wait, this

00:19:36.840 is funny. Let's make it. I'm like, hell yeah, let's do that.

00:19:47.020 Well then I started making list videos, which I didn't love making, but people thought they

00:19:51.520 were funny. Is that what blew you up? The list videos? Yeah, kind of. But I was just

00:19:54.540 like being like a dick about everything. And like, and people were like, this is good.

00:19:59.160 And I was like, okay, well I guess. And then I'm trying to like make something else and

00:20:02.260 people like do lists, do lists. But then I just stopped doing that for a solid like year.

00:20:07.520 Yeah. Cause you didn't want to do that anymore. Yeah. I'm like, can we just stop? Like, it's

00:20:11.300 always things like you don't want to do that. People are like, Hey, you should do more

00:20:14.280 of that. And I'm like, or like friends that like I used to like make content with and

00:20:18.320 now I'm like not friends with. They're like, where'd they go? And they're like, well, I'm

00:20:23.340 sure you can guess. Yeah. It's like, there's a reason why. Yeah. We no longer make videos.

00:20:27.600 Yeah. So I feel like that sometimes when people ask me about like collab videos, like sometimes

00:20:34.020 creators will be like, we should collab. I'm like, I don't do that. Yeah. Like ever. I know

00:20:39.160 like not, and that's not, no dig on you. I'm just like, literally I don't. What would

00:20:42.760 we do? I'm like, what are you going to come to my house? Like most of my shit I film on

00:20:46.220 the toilet. So like, you can't be there. Exactly. That's weird. And I think a lot of

00:20:49.260 my content is like by myself. And if it's not, it's just like with my friend that I'm

00:20:52.240 like, Oh, Hey, can you film this for me? Yeah. Which is just silly. It's not, it's like,

00:20:55.760 it's almost like, or more organic. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not, I feel like the collab thing

00:21:00.400 doesn't work with TikTok as much. At least not for me. Yeah. Well, it's like, I'm like, Oh,

00:21:04.840 like let's brainstorm some ideas. Like what? No, that's like, um, you know, what's so funny

00:21:10.040 is when I worked at the NFL, um, I worked in social media there. And so like, part of

00:21:14.560 my job was to come up with jokes, like, like literally like create things that would go

00:21:19.120 viral or whatever. And the amount of times I was like sitting in a meeting with people

00:21:23.180 twice my age, trying to explain lore, like that's trying to explain a meme to a woman in

00:21:30.740 her fifties is like so hard. Like it's so hard. Like I was like,

00:21:34.840 no, it's, it's funny because like one of the biggest one jokes I made was like the

00:21:39.380 head coach of the Kansas city chiefs. I said, he looked like the Lorax because he does. And

00:21:44.240 I said, I should Photoshop something of him as the Lorax. And you know, he protects the

00:21:48.500 trees. Like maybe I like this whole thing. I'm like, okay, so the Lorax, hold on, let me

00:21:53.300 back up a little bit. So Dr. Seuss wrote the story called the Lorax. I'm like explaining

00:21:57.360 the history of the Lorax to my boss. And she's like, that's not funny. And I'm like, we'll

00:22:02.600 see girl. It's not funny because you don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I had to show

00:22:06.980 you how to log into Twitter. It's not for you. Like it's not the kids are going to eat

00:22:11.160 it up. Like I was like trying to explain, please just believe me. They're going to laugh.

00:22:14.800 They're going to laugh. That shit is just, it's too hard. That's like, I feel like sometimes

00:22:18.740 working with brands. So like, all right, we have this idea. It's like that first bite

00:22:22.340 feeling. I'm like, so we're not going to do that. Hate that. Hate that so much. Like, do we

00:22:28.220 have any like creative freedom? They're like, no. And I'm like, okay, so we'll be doing

00:22:32.200 the first bite feeling then. Um, actually I love that idea. Yeah. It's like, oh, that's

00:22:36.320 fun. That's fun. Yeah. Let's do that. Okay. Um, but yeah, I feel like it's just like you

00:22:40.220 have to explain so many levels of like, oh wait, you don't even know what this is. Okay.

00:22:44.420 You don't, you're like, and that's where you're like, heard the, like my sister was literally

00:22:49.200 the other. Sometimes we, I explain these to like my boyfriend cause he doesn't always see

00:22:53.380 the same like trending audios and shit that I see. Like my sister was explaining one

00:22:57.640 to me. Like we were Christmas shopping and she kept going, this would make the perfect

00:23:02.140 gift. And she's all for Christmas. Yeah. And I, she kept saying that and I was like, is

00:23:06.920 that like from something? Like I did it like here. Yeah. And she goes, you haven't seen that

00:23:11.920 audio on TikTok? I go, no. She goes, oh, I have to look it up. And so she was like Googling

00:23:16.300 the perfect gift for Christmas. Like she was on TikTok search, the perfect gift for Christmas

00:23:20.200 kid, kid saying the perfect gift for Christmas. Yeah, exactly. And she was like showing,

00:23:24.440 then she showed it to me. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. Cause I had never, I hadn't seen

00:23:28.420 that audio yet. She goes, that's so embarrassing. I was saying that all day and I was like, that's

00:23:32.480 why I finally was like, is that like from something? Like what's your deal? What's your

00:23:36.300 fucking problem? What the fuck is wrong with you? If you have a problem to say it, like,

00:23:41.180 I don't know what this is. Like, are you okay? Wait, I have to say one of your videos

00:23:45.540 that literally made me laugh so hard is when you were doing the Trisha Paytas audio and she's

00:23:49.520 like, what's the prize? A pizza. Oh my God. I say that all the time. Like a pizza for

00:23:56.780 no reason. Like I'm just like, and what's the prize? A pizza. Oh my God. She's nuts.

00:24:02.760 I love her. I kept saying that, uh, to my boyfriend and he was like, same thing to me.

00:24:08.080 He's like, what is that from? And I'm like, it's this. And I was specifically thinking of

00:24:12.140 your video. I was like, there's this creator named Brett Newstrom and he created this video

00:24:16.180 where he's doing an audio. I was like explaining the whole, like the chain of events. It's like a

00:24:21.000 subreddit. It's like a joke within a joke within a joke. Exactly. It's like a turducken. Do you know

00:24:26.320 the one, this is what I've been saying a lot. I was like, I don't give a fuck. Okay. I don't care

00:24:30.520 about fucking homeless people. Which take it out of context is horrible. And of course I'm only using

00:24:36.660 it out of context because, but the specific TikTok I saw was like when someone's talking to me about

00:24:42.460 their problems, but I've been like on delivered or my situationship left me on delivered for like

00:24:47.060 16 hours. It was so funny. But then the other day, like similar, I was hanging out. It was my

00:24:53.100 like best friend and I and hanging, we're hanging out with someone new. Yeah. And we do like the same

00:24:57.520 three. Do you know the one Piper? Yeah. Our song Piper. Anyway, we have like three bits that we've

00:25:02.300 been really like nailing and we're like, okay, we had to show him each TikTok. Yeah. And we're like,

00:25:07.140 these are our only jokes we make right now. And we need you to understand them. Have you seen,

00:25:12.740 okay, the cat in the hat one? Which one? Oh, honey. Yeah. It was ruined when she bought it. Yeah. Yeah.

00:25:18.280 I've been saying that one far too much. Like it's borderline, like borderline a mental illness

00:25:24.300 at this point of just like how much I'm using that. But dude, that's my favorite thing is just

00:25:29.320 to beat one to death. Like just to continue to say it until it's just like no longer funny. Yeah.

00:25:34.640 Like there were, do you remember the that's piss one? Oh my God. Yes. So my sister and I thought

00:25:41.780 that was so funny when we first saw it. And like, no matter what someone said, what is that? Like

00:25:45.840 that's piss. Like we would like say every time. And then now we're like, oh, dead, dead. Yeah. Let

00:25:51.720 her go. Dead. Hate her. It's so funny. Cause when I overuse the fuck out of a joke, it's hilarious.

00:25:57.240 And then the second, again, like when your sister kept saying that, it's like, what, seriously,

00:26:00.720 when you get off, like what's it going to be with you? Like try turning it off. Yeah,

00:26:05.960 exactly. Oh God. For me, we should have a normal conversation, but then also like that's

00:26:10.820 like every six seconds. That's why I said, what's the prize? What's a pizza, a pizza.

00:26:16.780 Sometimes I say that. Like when my team asked me for stuff, I'm like, and what's the prize?

00:26:21.340 A pizza. You're like, and like a business. Can you not do this here? Please. I really do need,

00:26:27.340 they're like, no, but you really do need to file your taxes. I'm like, okay. Yeah. No,

00:26:31.140 I get it. It's a joke. I won't get to that. Yes. What do you, you need my W9? Okay. I'll send

00:26:34.920 it to you. There was like a bit that we had for a while where, um, it was actually created

00:26:39.180 by my, my hair makeup artist. He's also my cousin, but he like travels with us all the

00:26:43.680 time. So we have so many bits with him, but like one of them where every time we went to

00:26:48.020 New York, he would say like, he would post an Instagram story of like the skyline, a building

00:26:53.700 something. And he'd be like, New York, stand the fuck up. He'd write that every time.

00:26:58.260 Yeah. And so much so to the point where we were like, what is that from? Like, is that

00:27:01.960 from something? He goes, you guys have never seen that clip of little mom was saying that.

00:27:05.420 And we're like, um, Hey, no, believe it or not. No, we actually haven't. No, I haven't.

00:27:10.780 That's so funny that he's like really committed to his, like, I can guarantee you none of your

00:27:14.980 followers know what this is from. And like, now we say it no matter where we go. Yeah. So

00:27:20.540 like, if we go to like Montana, I'm like Montana, stand the fuck up. Yeah. Just always like

00:27:24.760 just like a town of like 200 people. They're like, what are you doing here? When I did the

00:27:29.520 in the mix, like for TikTok, like I did the thing in Mesa, Arizona, I was telling him, I'm

00:27:34.020 going to say Mesa, stand the fuck up on the live. Yeah. And he was like, do it, do it,

00:27:37.500 do it. But I'm not allowed to cuss on the live. And I was like, I'll say it, but I can't

00:27:41.200 cuss and it won't be as funny. Yeah. And I said it and it didn't hit. What'd you say?

00:27:44.900 I just said Mesa, Mesa, let me hear you. Mesa, stand up, stand up. That's what I kept

00:27:49.100 saying. Yeah. And nobody got that bit because everyone in the room was not there with my

00:27:52.600 joke. Yeah. So. Okay. Rip. But if you could have said stand the fuck up, I feel like people

00:27:57.100 would have. I should have, honestly. I fucking should have. Oh, what's TikTok going to do

00:28:00.340 about it? You know what's funny is they were telling us, emphasizing how like, please don't

00:28:05.840 be, don't cuss on the live, like whatever. And we're like, oh yeah, no, that makes sense.

00:28:08.780 And they said a big reason was because they were going to cut it and put it on Hulu. Right.

00:28:13.140 And so they were like, for streaming purposes, like we, they just don't want any vulgarity. And

00:28:17.580 we're like, okay, uh, that makes sense. It goes on Hulu and I'm like, oh, cool. Go

00:28:23.540 and look at it. I'm not in it at all. They cut every single bit of me out, bitch. Were

00:28:29.000 you cussing a lot or is it just like, no, like I didn't cuss it up. And I said, now I

00:28:32.700 should have said, exactly. Yeah. Cause I wasn't even in the fucking Hulu. Cause now I look

00:28:36.380 lame as fuck and I'm not in Hulu. So like, what was the point? You're lucky I didn't put

00:28:39.840 that in my Christmas letter. Yeah, exactly. I was going to be on Hulu. Okay. Wait, back to

00:28:45.080 you about, uh, so I know my favorite videos of yours, when you do skits or you do bits

00:28:49.880 or you do like characters or whatever. Yeah. So when did you start doing that? Like, was

00:28:54.060 that something that you just kind of naturally fell into? Cause you're like, eh, over list.

00:28:57.280 Don't want to do that anymore. Yeah. Or just things that make you laugh is what you want

00:29:01.360 to post. I just think like I have been like, so aware of just like everyday things that I'm

00:29:07.900 like, oh, this is so funny that we do these things. Yeah. And I think that's so much funnier

00:29:12.600 than like me just like talking about annoying things that people do. Maybe like a year ago,

00:29:18.100 I was just like, oh wait, I don't want to do the lists as much anymore. Like, I'm just

00:29:21.660 going to post what I think is funny. And like, it didn't catch on immediately cause people

00:29:25.640 are like, do the lists. And I'm like, I don't want to. And so then I just continue to do

00:29:29.520 it. And yeah, now like, I think it's more so my thing. It's like, it's more like what

00:29:34.920 you wanted than just talking on lists. Yeah. So it's like more indicative of like your

00:29:42.300 sense of humor, like how you are as like both an actor, comedian. Yeah. And how, how do

00:29:47.560 you think like, has your life like completely changed? Has it kind of just stayed kind of

00:29:53.040 the same, but just elevated since social media became full time? Yeah. I feel like within

00:29:57.260 the last like four months it's been like, oh wait, like things are like looking different

00:30:02.020 now. Yeah. And like, I just like little things, even just like I live by myself now. Like

00:30:07.740 I have my own apartment. Like I, I can do this like comfortably full time now instead of just

00:30:13.920 like, oh shit. Like I should probably be like looking for little things here and there, which

00:30:17.960 is really great. But I do want to like focus more on acting in the new year. Oh, that's good.

00:30:21.640 But now like, I don't know. It's just such a nice, I'm like at such a good place and I'm

00:30:26.400 so fortunate about it. But yeah, I feel like within the past like four months and just like

00:30:31.620 even just like little things were like getting recognized more, which is always just like

00:30:36.420 a compliment because it's like, oh my God, you like, my stuff is like being processed and

00:30:40.880 received and people enjoy it, which is crazy. Yeah. It's weird. Cause it's like, it's almost

00:30:46.180 like you do it for what feels like forever where it's just you and everything's normal and you

00:30:51.260 just also make videos. Like it's for funsies. And then one day it just like flips and it

00:30:56.180 turns into like a full time career, which is crazy. I know. And I was talking to my friends

00:31:01.380 about this and I was like, I'm like not like on a ton of sets right now. Like I'm not like

00:31:05.920 around like doing a ton of like huge things. So it's so weird that like people are perceiving

00:31:10.940 my content that I'm making by myself in my living room. Cause it doesn't feel like it's

00:31:15.880 reaching a lot of people. But then I'm like, oh wait, it does reach people. Yeah. Which

00:31:20.920 is crazy. Cause it doesn't feel like that for a long time. Cause even like when I first

00:31:25.780 started, I was living with my boyfriend's family and like we, I was working a normal

00:31:32.940 job and I used to make videos in my Prius and like, I used to like sit in my car because

00:31:39.380 I lived with, with people, with other people. And I was like, I don't want them to hear

00:31:42.700 me yelling to my phone. Like, so I would sit in my car for like an hour and I would just

00:31:48.120 film like three or four videos and then I would just hold on to them. And then sometimes

00:31:51.860 I'd post them. Sometimes I wouldn't. And it's like, you're just, you're just doing

00:31:54.760 it for so long normally. And then all of a sudden it flips and then now you can like

00:31:58.820 take care of yourself and you work from home and then people know you. It's so weird.

00:32:02.980 Yeah. But then it's like, you're doing pretty much the same thing you were doing before,

00:32:06.700 but it's just like, Oh, but like now I can like go out to eat and not feel guilty about

00:32:12.020 it or like, you know, it's just like little things like that.

00:32:14.620 Yeah. You don't have to like make it work until the next time you get paid.

00:32:17.920 Exactly. Yeah. I feel that. And that's like how, I feel like that's a good thing too,

00:32:21.800 because especially when you do social media, I feel like it's a good thing when you were

00:32:26.080 really, really normal before. Like you worked a bunch of shit jobs and like crazy jobs and

00:32:32.280 hard jobs. And then now you do this and it almost makes you feel more grateful. I feel like you're

00:32:37.260 like, I, what I used to do, this is way better. Exactly. I also, I mean, hope and pray that I

00:32:43.060 will be a successful actor. Absolutely. And then I'm like, well, I want to be like way bigger than

00:32:48.900 I am now, but like, I feel like this is getting like, yeah, exactly. But I think this is giving me

00:32:53.480 like a, it's like a very gradual, like, Oh, like some people are starting to like know who you are.

00:32:58.640 Like, absolutely. But instead of just like, Oh, I book a huge role. And then

00:33:02.260 like my life gets like flipped on my ass. Like I feel like it's like a gradual. Yeah. You're

00:33:05.840 getting used to it. Kind of like getting your feet wet. Yeah, exactly. So maybe it won't be as big

00:33:09.460 of a shock. Yeah. I think the, the best thing too, is like social media and the traditional

00:33:15.320 entertainment industry are so closely intertwined now. Like it's a great stepping stone. Like

00:33:20.980 even if you're traditional, what you really want to do is, is be an actor full time. Like this is

00:33:26.060 such a good stepping stone. Cause then you get the platform, you get the like kind of public

00:33:31.180 perception down, get a team, that kind of stuff. And then it helps you enter the acting

00:33:36.200 world. I know. I was so hesitant about starting social media. Cause I was like, I don't want

00:33:39.840 to get like pigeonholed and be like, Oh, he's, you know, social media. It's like, Oh no.

00:33:44.620 And then I also feel like some people like get famous and then they're like, what have I

00:33:48.700 wanted to like sing? And it's like, if you had that dream, that's so fine. But like, it

00:33:54.460 kind of, that's like really what you wanted to do, not just like deciding. Exactly. And

00:33:59.780 so that's what I want people to know. It's like, I moved out here for acting. It wasn't

00:34:03.160 just like, I was like, wait, I have this platform. Should I act? And then I'm like taking away

00:34:07.600 like acting roles. Well, also it's like, if you're good at what you want to do, then it's

00:34:11.720 like, I mean, there's some people who like blew up and then it's like, they got these opportunities

00:34:15.260 and are like, they're bad at it. And it's like, Oh, there's so many like good people, like

00:34:19.500 really talented people who would have like killed this. Yeah. Had they been given the opportunity.

00:34:23.160 Have the opportunity just because you already made this for yourself, which I mean, you

00:34:27.020 do have to make it for yourself, but yeah, but you have a lot of followers. It kind of

00:34:29.840 opens doors before other people. I feel that like when I had Caitlin Riley on the show, she's

00:34:34.340 a actor, like she wants to be an actress. She has been an actress for a long time. And

00:34:38.520 then social media happened and she was like, she was telling us on the show, like she was

00:34:42.640 like, Oh, when that happened, I was like, Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want

00:34:46.060 to be known for that. I was just like doing it for fun. I didn't want to like, so I totally

00:34:50.100 got that. I've had, I've had quite a few people that were like, I want to be an

00:34:52.480 actor. This just kind of happened. Yeah. I do love it. I just like, it's not my main

00:34:57.240 goal, which I don't think there's nothing wrong with that. Social media is a great

00:34:59.940 vehicle. You can use it to get to wherever you want to go. Yeah. I've even joked about

00:35:03.400 how like I can't sing for shit. So if I ever did start trying, um, someone 5150 me like

00:35:09.260 something's wrong. Take you out. Temp gauge me. Yeah. Like exactly. Like blow dart me and then

00:35:15.160 like check me to hospital. Like drag your body. Yeah. Exactly. I'm giving everyone permission.

00:35:19.760 Yeah, exactly. That's just not the team for me. What was the first time you got

00:35:31.780 recognized? It was actually, I don't remember like the first time from TikTok, but I used

00:35:38.360 to, this was so crazy. I made like YouTube videos with my best friend in college and

00:35:44.200 they would get like 250 views, like nothing crazy at all. And I was on my college campus

00:35:50.800 and this one girl was like, Oh my God, I love your YouTube. And I'm like, and I was with

00:35:56.360 like all my friends too, which was like so humiliating. And then they were like, Oh my

00:35:59.700 God, we have to get together. We're going to take a picture of you. So I have like a picture

00:36:02.120 of like the first person, but I was like, wait, no, like you have me like mistaken for something

00:36:06.980 that you're Brett Neusherman. I'm like, I still don't think there has to be like, who told

00:36:11.880 you that? Yeah. I know. I was like, who are you working? Like I thought like my friends

00:36:14.700 really like paid this girl to say that to me, but I don't remember like the first time

00:36:19.280 like since TikTok. How random. Yeah. That is so weird. But it was so like, I was, it

00:36:24.080 was like an out of body experience. Yeah. When I, wait, where'd you go to college? University

00:36:28.840 of Iowa. Okay. Period. So look at you. Iowa boy through and through. Oh, look at you. So

00:36:33.660 what about you? Do you remember your first time? Uh, being recognized as doing this. Yeah.

00:36:38.180 I was like, I think I was at Disneyland. Yeah. I think that was the first time I ever got

00:36:42.920 recognized, but a girl asked me if she could take a picture with me and I was like, sure.

00:36:48.060 Like I was just kind of like, okay. For what? Yeah. I was like, sure. And my boyfriend took

00:36:53.100 it. Yeah. And then I was like, that was so weird. And he's like, that was weird. And then

00:36:57.700 I was just like blown away by it. I was like, that's crazy that people, like what you just

00:37:00.880 said, it's like you, you spend so much time doing it by yourself. And then like when people

00:37:04.000 like perceive you in real life and you're like, Oh, that was strange. Yeah. That was

00:37:08.620 really strange. When I was in college, I worked for my school newspaper and they used to make

00:37:13.660 like, uh, videos for YouTube and they were kind of almost like Buzzfeed. Remember like

00:37:19.020 when Buzzfeed videos were like the thing, like people trying foreign snacks or like people,

00:37:23.580 you know, it's, it was like Irish people trying American snacks, like shit like that. And so

00:37:28.580 my, um, one of my, the girls who worked with me, she asked me if I would be in her videos

00:37:33.700 and I was like, yeah, sure. And so I did like these little YouTube videos. They were like

00:37:37.580 Buzzfeed things. Like I did the bean boozled challenge. Is that one with the jelly beans?

00:37:42.360 I'm like, remember that? Like I did that. And I remember doing those and, uh, sometimes people

00:37:46.860 would be like, Oh my God, your YouTube video was so funny. Like at school, like they're just

00:37:50.220 people that know me from school and I'm like, Oh, thanks. And I was like, Oh my God,

00:37:53.600 that's humiliating. I was like, Oh my God, you saw that. I was like, Oh, that was just

00:37:56.300 for work. That was just, I didn't want to do it. Yeah. I was just for work. Me lying

00:37:59.840 because I had fun doing it. Yeah, exactly. Like I had so much fun. Like I felt like a

00:38:03.680 star, but Oh, that stupid little thing. Yeah. I'm so embarrassed. Like you really, you post

00:38:09.860 on your story. You're like, well, since you're an Iowa boy, do you notice a huge difference

00:38:15.520 living in LA? I'm assuming. Um, yeah, I actually love it so much because I feel like in Iowa, I

00:38:22.440 am such a friendly person in a lot of settings, but like when I go to groceries, I don't need

00:38:27.580 to talk to anyone, you know, like I don't, I'm sorry. Like I, I'm such a, keep my head

00:38:32.660 down and I live in like a big apartment complex and like, I don't want to say hi to anyone.

00:38:37.060 Like when I'm in like the elevator, I hate just being like, you know, I'm like, just let's,

00:38:41.500 let's like that obligated. Yeah. And you're like, I don't three, I'm going for three. And

00:38:48.400 then you like have to, I hate this so much when you get in an elevator and like, you

00:38:51.820 don't talk, I made a video about this, did horribly, but you don't say anything to the

00:38:55.880 person the entire time. But then you feel like you have to be like, have a good one as

00:38:59.020 you like walk out. And I'm like, I literally like was on my phone the entire time. Like

00:39:03.040 you were faking a phone call, but then like, you still have to pretend whatever. Um, but

00:39:08.000 it is a big difference. But the thing I love is like people in LA are like so worried

00:39:11.480 about themselves and like do their own thing. Yeah. And I love how everyone like has dreams

00:39:16.320 and like people in Iowa, it's like their dream is, which is totally fine. I just have

00:39:20.880 different dreams, but it was like, to just like be like a parent or like to get married

00:39:24.260 or to own a house, which is our great dreams. But I'm like, I don't have this. Well, I do

00:39:29.340 have those dreams, but like I have for career. It's just like a lot different. Yeah. Um, but

00:39:34.660 yeah, it was like weird at first. I knew like no one pretty much when I moved out here.

00:39:38.720 Really? So it was super hard to like meet people. That's crazy. Did you blast party in the

00:39:43.100 USA when you landed? Yeah, of course. Absolutely. I had to. Um, and then you had cut off shorts

00:39:47.820 on. Exactly. That wasn't part of it. Yeah. That was just like a, no, I, it's so funny

00:39:51.700 to see the way I like dressed right when I moved out to LA. It was like what I thought

00:39:54.900 people in LA wore and it's me. I have like a shoestring belt and like. Supreme hoodie.

00:40:01.160 Yeah, exactly. I made my, my mom and I like came and visited LA like three months before

00:40:05.680 I moved out and we went to like, do you know, like Fairfax? Like there's just like all

00:40:09.480 the like hype beast stores. I bought like three hype beast hoodies. I'm like, this is what

00:40:14.240 people wear mom. You don't get it. I have to assimilate. I have to, I have to blend. You

00:40:18.980 want me to not have friends when I move out here? No, I need this fucking like skater hoodie,

00:40:22.400 dude. You need a skater hoodie and a vape. Exactly. There you go. Yeah. And then I still

00:40:26.380 didn't have friends for like three months. Didn't work. And it didn't work. The hoodie

00:40:29.700 didn't work. But I still looked sick as fuck for like three months with my vape and my

00:40:33.540 hoodie. So fucking sick. Yeah. So cool. But wait, you moved out here for college

00:40:38.480 and then did you, yeah, well, I know you grew up out here and then you went away. I literally

00:40:42.980 completely messed up. So you're from Hawaii. No, you don't listen at all. Yeah. I live,

00:40:50.520 I was raised here. I was raised in Southern California. I'm from the Inland Empire. Okay.

00:40:55.120 I'm an IE girl. And, um, I went to college in Hawaii because like my family lives in Hawaii

00:41:01.020 too. So it's like, I figured, I was like, yeah, I want to go there. Yeah. Be close to my

00:41:04.800 roots. Yeah. And then I went there and then I tried really hard to like get a job right

00:41:10.580 after college. Didn't work. Shocker. And then I, uh, had to move back home. And then when

00:41:15.420 I moved back home, I started dating my boyfriend now seven years ago. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Going

00:41:21.540 on seven years. That's so crazy. I think I've like dropped everyone that I've known for like

00:41:25.880 longer than a year. My like 2024 ins and outs I did in dropping anyone you knew before you

00:41:33.720 were 21. And I put in quotes, family included. We're starting fresh. Sorry. Yeah. If you

00:41:40.480 weren't with me with the last four years, like there's no reason that we need to talk anymore.

00:41:43.780 Are you friends with people from like high school still? Uh, yes and no. Like there are some people

00:41:50.620 I still kind of keep in contact with, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't say we're like besties.

00:41:54.180 Are they weird about, or like, were they weird about you like starting social media or like

00:41:58.220 your career at all? Yes. And again, yes and no. Like some of them just like never really

00:42:03.180 said anything. Some of them were like, girl, that's crazy. Like shut up on my TikTok. Like

00:42:07.680 the weirdest part about growing this is like people who knew you before who never really

00:42:13.360 talked to you as much or anything. Like all of a sudden it's like, Hey girl, I'm getting

00:42:17.720 married. Hey girl, I'm having a birthday party. Hey girl. It's like, I haven't talked to

00:42:21.920 you in almost 10 years. Like babe, I don't need to be there. No, it's okay. And I won't

00:42:27.900 be there. Yeah. Peace and blessings. That's such a sweet invite and will not show up. Thank

00:42:31.920 you so much for reaching out. Thank you though. Uh, yeah, it's like it, that part is really

00:42:37.000 weird. Like, and they're like, we got to get together again. Like blah, blah, blah. Some

00:42:41.720 people, and this is like true team. Like some people have texts me because I've had the same

00:42:46.280 phone number since I was in like fifth grade. Um, and some people have texts me and they're

00:42:51.120 like, Hey girl, just want to see if this is still your number. And I don't respond. Oh,

00:42:54.680 that's as far as you know, it's not, it's not. And now they're going to see this. I'm

00:42:58.420 like, Oh my God. So she didn't. But you'll never know. Cause I've could have changed my

00:43:02.500 number by now. True. There you go. If you're watching this, she has since changed her number

00:43:06.420 and I, yep, there you go. And I do lie a lot. So yeah, did I, did I not? I don't know.

00:43:10.780 Who knows? And I've had people like recently respond to like my story on Instagram that

00:43:15.740 I haven't talked to in like eight years. It's crazy. And it would just be like a really

00:43:19.240 casual response. Like we haven't, we have, you can't just be like randomly. I think it's

00:43:25.040 just like, Hey, don't unfollow me. I don't want to see your con. I have such a hard time

00:43:29.660 unfollowing people from like high school who I haven't even talked to since, but then I'm

00:43:34.660 so afraid of people like, Oh, you're too good for me now. Like, Oh, you went Hollywood.

00:43:38.300 I've gotten that before. I'm like, what the fuck does that even mean? Like, no, I haven't

00:43:42.840 talked to you in almost 10 years. Yeah. Or it's like, there's no reason I need to see

00:43:45.620 like the six kids you now have at the ripe age of 25. Like, I don't care. Sorry. I

00:43:51.920 know. It's like, maybe I just like, don't care about, I don't care about your life the

00:43:55.360 same way you don't care about mine. Exactly. Like it's like a mutual, like respect. We don't

00:43:58.660 give a shit about each other anymore. Let's move on. You know what I love? I love when

00:44:02.420 I find someone that I like met once or twice in college and then I'm like, I don't need to

00:44:08.140 follow this person anymore. Yeah. And I would go to unfollow them. And like, I see that

00:44:11.680 they've unfollowed me first off. I'm like kind of offended. I'm like, Oh, Oh, I see

00:44:16.640 how it is. Yeah. And then second of all, then after that wave pass, I'm like, Oh, thank

00:44:21.580 God. Yeah. I feel no bad. I don't, but immediately it's like, okay. I just want to know what, what

00:44:28.960 was it specifically that drove you away? I don't care. Yeah. But I do think that closure

00:44:34.080 is necessary. Exactly. So like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. You like try

00:44:38.260 to win them back, even though like you were planning on unfollowing them. Yeah. I want

00:44:42.060 to respond. As soon as they start typing, I unfollow them. Yeah. It will be like a man

00:44:46.660 who like, I was friends with in high school who has like a picture from like three years

00:44:51.060 ago. And that's like the most recent picture unfollows me. And I'm like, you're producing

00:44:55.140 no fucking content, but you unfollowed me. You're giving me nothing to work with. But Oh, God

00:45:00.860 forbid I'm, I'm out here. I'm, I'm, I'm doing this full time. I'm doing this for a living.

00:45:03.920 I'm putting my fucking heart and soul into this. Oh, but that's not good enough for

00:45:06.760 you. Have you ever seen those? I saw like a meme recently. They're like, it was like

00:45:11.160 a tick tock. And this girl was saying how, like when the person that you've never followed,

00:45:15.200 but you regularly check on privates their account or something. And then you're like devastated.

00:45:21.100 What am I supposed to do now? Like there goes one of my two hobbies. I'm not so much free

00:45:26.640 time. My other hobby is like going on tick tock.

00:45:29.320 Yeah. I've had a couple of girls like that. Like literally they're not famous. They don't

00:45:34.900 have like any sort of platform. Yeah. It's just someone that I genuinely always check.

00:45:39.680 I'm like, and what's my girl up to? Yeah, exactly. And I'll watch that. Do you have like

00:45:43.380 a burner account that you watch? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. On both, on all my socials, I have a burner.

00:45:48.220 It's so smart. Just so I can go look. Exactly. I just want to look. Cause now that I'm verified,

00:45:52.380 especially on Instagram, I really hate that it shows like anytime you look at anyone, it jumps

00:45:57.740 to the top. Like I can't do it anymore. Yeah. Sometimes people will send me stuff and they're

00:46:01.460 like, girl, this is tea. And I'm like, I can't watch it. Tell me what it is because if I watch

00:46:05.620 it, it's going to show up on there. I recently found out that you, if you like, even if someone

00:46:10.860 DMs you one and you click on it, they like get the story view. Really? Yeah. And so it

00:46:16.460 was this person we were unfortunately making fun of who I didn't follow, who I've like met

00:46:21.160 multiple times. And then he texted her. He was like, hello. Brett saw my story, but

00:46:27.240 doesn't follow me back. And it was because she sent it to me. I was like, you fucking

00:46:30.220 and it was like a dumb story about like this guy, whatever. It was so stupid. I was like,

00:46:35.340 and I wasted it on this. You're one path. Exactly. And I'm like, now I'm in the fucking

00:46:40.360 dog house. I'm about to follow him back. So I know. And it's someone you don't even really

00:46:44.120 care about. Yeah. Like, well now they know that I'm like looking. Yes. And I similar to the

00:46:48.880 person who I just like, I follow up with, but I have like, no, I don't follow them.

00:46:52.120 Yeah. It's like, I think I have so many, like my friends, I have characters and these people

00:46:56.020 are like so important to like, just our life story, but like also not at all. Like their

00:47:01.900 life doesn't affect us at all, but we'll be like, Oh my God, did you see what this person

00:47:04.720 put? It's like an irrelevant ass person, but like they're such a character. And like, we

00:47:09.820 bring them up like at least like four times I hang out. Oh, I just have to, but I'm like

00:47:13.060 this person means nothing to us. We've created this like huge part. Like it's. Oh my

00:47:18.860 gosh. It's so fun. There was one guy that I was on, on Instagram only. And like, here's

00:47:27.460 the, here's the tea on him. I've never even met him in real life. He followed me when I

00:47:31.900 was in college because, and I thought, because he was friends with a lot of dudes that I did

00:47:36.480 know and did follow. I thought that he was like, he went to my school. So I followed him

00:47:42.080 back. And then it was clear to me after he tried to DM me a couple of times that I did not

00:47:46.400 know this man and I have never met him. And so I was still following him well into like

00:47:51.720 after college, like my normal jobs. And now like this, I just recently unfollowed him probably

00:47:58.160 like a year ago. And I've, I graduated in 2017 from college. And so I just couldn't bring

00:48:04.580 myself to unfollow him. Yeah. Cause I was obsessed with him. Like the way that he would post star.

00:48:10.680 Oh my God. Like what was the way it's just like, okay. You know, when men, it's very obvious when

00:48:16.800 men like, yes, I do. Exactly. When men have cheated on their girls because the way that they

00:48:22.300 write captions is just insane. They're like, no matter what I do, you always, you always hold me

00:48:28.300 down. You're always there. You're, you're support me by rock. Like, no, I love you. You cheated on

00:48:33.460 every person you've ever been in a relationship with. You have a hundred bodies. Like, yeah,

00:48:37.340 exactly. Um, and the way like he like got with this girl really fast and then like he got her

00:48:43.600 pregnant really fast, like, and they barely knew each other. And then, then he started posting this

00:48:47.620 weirdo shit, like, of like, God, I love, like, I love how supportive you are of me and my dreams.

00:48:53.640 And like, oh, I was just, I was upset and I was obsessed with him. And he would always,

00:48:58.700 every Monday he would post, like, this is not a joke. Every Monday he would post highlight

00:49:03.060 reels from when he played basketball in high school. Mind you, he's five years older than

00:49:07.960 me. So like, he's like in his thirties. Like in case you missed it in 2011. Here's like,

00:49:14.780 yeah, his like huddle link or whatever. Like he would literally post them and he was like

00:49:18.520 back in the good old days every Monday. I'm not kidding. Every single Monday. And then right

00:49:23.620 after that story, he would post like a diet starts today. Like got to get these grinds in.

00:49:29.980 Oh my God. And then he would take like one picture of his like legs at the gym. Right. And

00:49:35.060 then he would post like, he was eating like a huge lunch with a whole bunch of like, uh,

00:49:39.940 Mac salad and like, like chicken and like teriyaki sauce and all this shit. And he's like, no rice

00:49:45.160 though. Gotta watch the weight. And I'm like, babe, like that plate alone is like 3000 calories. Like

00:49:52.420 just like, just with condiments alone, girl. But I could not, oh my God, I couldn't get enough.

00:49:57.300 I was like, I have to watch him. Yeah. I have to. Every time he was like at the front of my

00:50:01.900 stories. Oh my God. That's so funny. Obsessed with him. I also think it's so funny. Like

00:50:08.080 gym bros. I think they think they're like motivating people, but I'm like, when I see

00:50:11.840 this shit, like I, it makes me not want to work out anymore. Like I'm like a pretty healthy

00:50:15.960 person, but like you're pushing me to be like, oh wait, I actually don't want any of this

00:50:19.880 to be a part of my personality. I'm going to stop going. I'm going to stop immediately. Yeah.

00:50:23.260 You look miserable. Yeah, exactly. Like you look, oh God. You look terrible. Yeah.

00:50:27.280 You look miserable. Yeah. Gym bros are my biggest fans. Yeah. They love me. Yeah. I don't

00:50:32.120 love them, but they do. They love me a lot. I feel like, yeah. Like the gym bro, the way

00:50:39.960 that they post, I like, I've said before though, I think that men who are worse than gym bros

00:50:44.580 are men who are like artsy. Okay. They're like, uh, you know, they like paint their fingernails

00:50:50.380 and then they're like, oh my God. Like I'm so deep. Yeah. I'm so deep. You don't even

00:50:53.960 understand. It's always men who are like, I'm an open book. And then it's like, they

00:50:57.460 literally lied to you about every single thing and like cheated on everyone they've ever

00:51:01.740 been with. Like, yeah. And they're like, I don't believe in labels, but I don't want

00:51:05.200 you to fuck anyone but me, but I get to fuck everybody. Exactly. Just hope that there's

00:51:08.680 like a certain cadence that these like artsy like, yeah, I don't know. Like, and I'm

00:51:14.120 like, this is literally like from like a CW show. Yeah. It's the way you're talking

00:51:18.020 to me. I'm a weirdo. Yeah. Oh my God. He's that guy. Yes. He's literally that guy. Yeah.

00:51:23.040 That's it. I've literally said to you, I'm like, that's the guy who, if there was a song

00:51:27.280 by like, I don't even fucking know the Smiths. I'll just use that. Cause that was an audio

00:51:31.540 for a long time. Like he, he would see it in the car. Like you're driving the car and girls

00:51:36.960 in the passenger seat. And he'd be like, I bet you don't even know who this song is by.

00:51:39.820 Oh my God. He's one of those. I bet you don't even know that. And then you, you would

00:51:42.800 say, well, like the Smiths probably. And then he's like, see, that's why I like you. Yeah.

00:51:47.060 You're like, you're different. Also, I feel you said guys who suck, who, um, their favorite

00:51:52.880 movie is Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah, girl. The artsy version of that is like dead poet society.

00:51:58.480 I'm like, Oh, fucking spare. Like that's so shut up. Shut up. That's why I'm like people

00:52:04.620 like that are the same people who are like, I don't like, you know, they'll say things

00:52:09.020 like social media is just so toxic. I just don't like being on there. Meanwhile, they follow

00:52:13.460 like all like, it's just only women. Yeah. Only women. Exactly. Who posts the sexiest

00:52:18.860 pictures alive. Exactly. Only women. I'm like, Oh, you don't like, okay. But like he doesn't

00:52:22.800 do social media. I'm just not like, I like to be in the now. Yeah. It's the same guy

00:52:27.160 who like drinks coffee black and then has to tell everybody. Exactly. I don't like to put

00:52:31.960 those like toxins in my body and it's, and it's oat milk. Yeah. It's the same guy who doesn't

00:52:37.340 say, he doesn't call them movies. He calls them films. It's just like that little thing

00:52:42.040 that I pick up on. I'm like, Oh my fuck. You're insufferable. The worst. You're so

00:52:46.160 insufferable. Yeah. Like truly the worst. I, I, Oh my God. Men like that just, but the

00:52:50.080 men like that, it's like, they think they're so good. That's why I think they're worse than

00:52:53.620 like just the general douchebag is because they think they're like, yeah. Oh my God. Like

00:52:59.200 I'm just like saying it like that. I'm like, Oh, I fucking hate that guy. But yeah, no, I

00:53:03.760 think they like think that they're better just because they have like a clean apartment, you

00:53:08.000 know, but I'm like, you still are like verbally abusive. So like, I don't know what you're

00:53:13.140 like. You're still like horrible. Exactly. You are a nightmare. There are some dudes like

00:53:19.540 that where I like, I can smell it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like the way, like it's

00:53:24.140 not obvious on TikTok and you got the bitches on their, on their knees in the comments.

00:53:27.980 Like they're like, Ooh, this is one, this is the one protect this one. Yeah. When they tell

00:53:32.500 me there, sometimes women will tag me in videos like that and they'll be like, why don't

00:53:35.900 we highlight a good one? No. For what? For what? I'm like, Oh, okay. So you don't hit

00:53:41.780 women and that you want to fucking metal for that shit. Like I'm not going to pot a fish

00:53:45.080 for swimming. No girl, I surely will not. And rain is wet. Now what? Yeah. And I'm like,

00:53:50.160 that's so funny. Cause I don't hit people either. And like, exactly. Nobody's making videos

00:53:54.300 about me. Oh, because this guy has a fucking house plant. Like I need to worship the ground

00:53:57.700 that he walks on. He has one dog that he takes care of. And it's like, there's like, there's

00:54:02.360 like one good one for every 2000 bad ones. I got to work on the bad ones. Yeah. I got

00:54:06.600 to dig through that. I got to army crawl through that mud, bitch. Exactly. Where everyone else

00:54:10.340 is applauding these like mid-ass men. Like someone needs to be tearing down the bad ones. I

00:54:14.660 know. That's why, that's literally why I'm like, guys, let's raise the bar just a little

00:54:18.320 bit. He takes a shower. Congratulations, bitch. I'm not making a video about you. Exactly.

00:54:23.320 He has like shampoo and conditioner. They're separate. It's like, okay, it's shit.

00:54:27.220 He should. It's shit. That's literally like ladies, like stretch marks. They're, they're

00:54:32.600 beautiful. It's their, it's their. Okay. They're, they're fine. They're, I mean, they're fine.

00:54:40.080 Yeah. And then I was like, Oh my God, he gets it. This man. I'm like, what? I know. I'm

00:54:47.600 like, come on guys. The brand is in trouble. Yeah. Let's all gather around, get on the same

00:54:52.140 page. We're not applauding them for bare minimum shit. Like they're just nice to people.

00:54:57.380 Okay. Yeah. So am I, it would be so funny. Like guys, this isn't my normal style video,

00:55:01.940 but this guy here, let's show him a little bit of love. Tag, spam the comments below at

00:55:08.920 heart. Your favorite thing about him. Wait, that actually reminds me one of my new bits

00:55:13.560 that I've been doing forever. Uh, and forever. I mean like the last month, uh, with my sisters,

00:55:19.080 I'm always like, I'm like chat, spam the comments below with heart emojis chat. Go ahead

00:55:23.780 and spam the comments below. I'll just say that about anything. I'm talking about the doctor.

00:55:26.840 Go ahead and spam the comments with doctor emojis. Have you seen the captions where

00:55:31.800 it's like, see if you can spell like spring break letter by letter. There will be like

00:55:39.620 actual, like legitimate, like macro creators. Like I semi respect who will like do that.

00:55:46.320 And I'm like, what? You want me to literally type out S send P like, I'm not going to type

00:55:54.720 out spring, but I'm not going to type out Tulum and you're fucking letter by letter.

00:55:58.460 You're like, so on Halloween without being interrupted.

00:56:02.480 And then what? And then what? Will I get one of those squishy cones that I can shove up my

00:56:06.960 ass? There you go. Then you turn, then you turn to your friend and you go.

00:56:09.560 Exactly. That's insane.

00:56:13.640 Dude. That's so funny. It's like, it's moments like that where I think to myself, I'm like,

00:56:18.060 this job is a joke sometimes. Yeah.

00:56:19.880 Sometimes it is. Sometimes it is truly silly that I do this for a living.

00:56:23.260 Like when you like take a step back, it's like, Oh wow. This is what I do full time.

00:56:26.900 Yeah. Those are my colleagues. Yeah.

00:56:29.920 Those are my coworkers. Sorry about my coworker.

00:56:32.860 Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. I love telling, like calling my other friends who do social media. I'm like,

00:56:38.060 Oh yeah. My coworkers. Like we worked together. We met each other at work.

00:56:41.680 Yeah. We worked together.

00:56:43.280 Okay. So we didn't get to the topic, which is fine. Cause those are my favorite episodes,

00:56:54.820 but we're talking about, uh, when people online take your like satirical content too seriously.

00:57:00.000 Yes. And I'm sure that happens to you because they're like, actually, it's like, actually

00:57:05.080 some people need to do that because X, Y, and Z like that happened to me once when I made a joke

00:57:10.380 and I said, cause we were talking about X. So that was when X and men were like huge.

00:57:13.760 Yeah. And I was like, one of my X is like, when you see men at a concert and they're like

00:57:19.180 fucked up and then they're like vibing and they're like that, like cup in the air. Like,

00:57:23.840 Oh yeah. That's horrible. There's something about that. I just, it's sinister to me.

00:57:28.080 It gives me that energy. I said that. And some people were like, well, actually some people

00:57:32.680 like to dance alone. Actually girl, I'm not talking about that. I'm not talking about that. I'm

00:57:37.680 talking about a very specific man, but I shouldn't, it's a joke. I shouldn't have to give you context

00:57:43.060 for it. Like you should just, anyways, if you're typing in caps or a comment and you start out with

00:57:48.040 actually, it's like, just delete it, delete that type back, back, back, back, back and type in

00:57:52.720 spring break letter by letter. Actually spam the comments with yellow emojis. Yes, please, please,

00:57:57.760 please. Okay. So we're going to talk about, but here's, uh, the first video. So it says in this

00:58:04.480 skit video, two women are struggling to lift a box that's too heavy. One of them says,

00:58:08.700 let's ask a man to help. And a guy across the room stands up to help. Another woman walks

00:58:12.880 in, she pushes him out of the way, lifts the box herself. The joke is her name is Amanda.

00:58:17.040 And the first woman said, let's ask Amanda to help kind of thing. Pun. It's punny. Amanda

00:58:24.460 hugging kiss. You've ever heard of that? You know, those names when they're like, like dick

00:58:29.220 butt kiss. Yeah. Not dick butt kiss. That's just, that's a real person. That's a real, that's my

00:58:34.220 grandpa. Oh, my father. Of course. Um, no, like Seymour butts kind of thing. Those are

00:58:39.340 fun. Amanda hugging kiss is another one. Just a fun fact. If you ever want to prank call

00:58:43.260 somebody. Oh, okay. If you ever time travel back to 2009. Okay, perfect. Yeah. That's

00:58:46.760 for you. Okay. So it says, imagine if that was flipped and a man pushed a woman. Um, if

00:58:56.360 your brain is like not big enough to understand the joke. Yeah. That's okay. Just don't comment.

00:59:02.080 Yeah. Like that's the joke. Like the joke is he's an imagine if a man pushed a woman

00:59:06.780 all the time. Yeah. Does that help? That's actually a huge issue. That's actually a problem.

00:59:11.240 Turn on the news and you'll see that that's a thing. Oh yeah. They do that all the time.

00:59:14.620 Don't worry. Yeah. I also love it when like men like are like, oh wait, I need to like

00:59:18.020 level out the playing field. It's like, it's already so fucking uneven. Like, what do you

00:59:22.800 mean? It's like, what are you doing by this? It's the same thing when I was saying, when

00:59:26.380 I was talking about that fucking standup comedian that I hate. Of course. We were talking

00:59:29.780 about him in one of my videos responding to people being like, he's a comedian. Like

00:59:34.560 it's a joke, whatever the fuck. Uh, I said it's in that. I was like, you guys always say

00:59:41.100 this shit. It's like, oh, you can't joke about anything these days. That's not stopping you

00:59:45.520 at all. Like you say that, but what's stopping you? Like how many times have we told you like

00:59:50.860 transphobia is not funny. Yeah. Homophobia is not funny. Misogyny is not funny. And that's

00:59:56.340 not stopping you. Not even a little bit. So like, what are you worried about? Yeah.

01:00:00.200 You ignore us anyways. Like who's stopping you? Not us. There's so many other things you

01:00:04.960 can joke about. We're like, Hey, like maybe just like, don't talk about like three, two,

01:00:10.020 three things that are like, yeah. I'm like, but I want to talk about that. I'm like, no,

01:00:16.120 like you're not funny then. If you can't think of funny content, that's not just like highly

01:00:20.760 offensive to like two, three marginalized groups that are just not fucking funny. Maybe

01:00:25.880 you're not that. No one told you to do comedy. Literally this was a choice. Like you don't

01:00:29.880 have to, you know, what's funny is you don't have to do this. No one's making you do this.

01:00:33.700 Go get a regular job then girl. Like if it's really that hard, that's not whether you can't

01:00:37.840 do anything says who you're still doing it. Like it's still very much so a problem. So I don't

01:00:43.980 see anyone stopping like at all. So I think you're good. Don't worry about it. Also like,

01:00:48.520 okay. I'm not to be like, no, I love crude humor, but I'm also like, this was offensive

01:00:53.280 and also just literally not funny. Yeah. Literally. It's like, if you're going to be a

01:00:56.680 fucking comedian and say something offensive and offend a group of people, which you shouldn't

01:01:00.220 probably, um, at least make it worth it. Yeah, exactly. Like, yeah. Well, that's what I'm

01:01:05.280 saying. Like obviously, okay. So you're gay. I'm, I'm Brown and a woman. So like we sit

01:01:09.560 in margins already. Yeah. You think we haven't heard jokes. You've never heard a homophobic

01:01:14.700 joke. I've never heard a misogynist joke. Of course I fucking have. Yeah. That's not a good

01:01:18.280 one. Exactly. I've heard, I've heard countless. We've heard them. Yeah. We've heard them all

01:01:21.900 and they're not funny. Yeah. That's why it's like that one objectively is just bad. Yeah.

01:01:27.000 Also the comedian who we both hate, the jokes that he made, I was like, these are jokes that

01:01:33.020 we've been making for like 10 years. Yeah. Like that I've seen on Facebook nearly 15 years

01:01:39.840 ago. For real. Literally. And it's funny because right after they would say that, like that joke's

01:01:44.700 been told for so long, right after they said that they'd be like, burn her witch. That

01:01:48.220 was like at the same, that was around the time they started making fun of women. Yeah.

01:01:51.360 Yeah. Around that time. So like, you know, for hundreds of years. So exactly. Yeah. It's

01:01:55.840 pretty standard. Yeah. But like, but like if it was flipped, that would be different.

01:02:00.120 And it wouldn't be funny if we've, if, if a man did that though, like, yeah, cause men

01:02:04.540 aren't funny. That's the issue here. That's the, that's the issue. Isn't it? Like

01:02:08.760 men are aggressively unfunny. Exactly. That's kind of the painfully unfunny. So. And this

01:02:13.280 next comment says, okay, so why is this funny? Violence is not okay. Whether it's a woman

01:02:17.560 or a man, not okay. Well, duh. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like I had Terry Joe on, like I

01:02:25.460 had Keelan on and then the other half I had Terry Joe. Okay, great. And I can't even tell

01:02:29.960 you how many people were commenting. Like, and by people I mean fucking men writing shit

01:02:34.080 like, that's a man in a wig. Yeah, girl it is. Yeah, actually it is. And he's aware

01:02:39.480 of that. He and I both know that actually. Yeah, it's like, did you not see the thing

01:02:43.080 where he was, he was a man with a wig and then the second half is, okay. They're

01:02:47.480 like, that's a man in a wig. Yeah. Yeah. I literally wrote, yeah. Um, do you have any

01:02:53.560 other questions? Yeah. It's like, is that a comment, a question or. Is it just an

01:02:57.700 observation? Yeah. I mean. Yes. Good job. Wait, yay. Congrats. Yeah. It's like I

01:03:03.220 spy. Yeah, exactly. Do you see anything else? What else do you see? That's why

01:03:09.700 I'm like, I, I genuinely despise when people are like, actually, that's not

01:03:16.000 okay. What, and what if this, what if girl, we could sit here all day and do

01:03:20.120 that. We're doing what ifs right now. Okay. Okay. Like what if, and what if I

01:03:24.000 killed you? Yeah. Then what? You know what I'm saying? It's just, it's just so

01:03:27.300 many ways. Actually. It's so like, uh, exhausting. Yeah. That's like, that's

01:03:33.700 probably the exhausting part of like telling jokes online. Yeah. It's like

01:03:38.440 sometimes having to like give the context before, during, and after. Yeah. And

01:03:42.820 it's like, you know, you know, I make fun of men all the time. I'll make fun of a

01:03:47.300 man for doing anything. It's like when women were like new ick unlocked and it's

01:03:50.420 like their boyfriend, the way that he treads water, like the way he kicks his feet is

01:03:55.120 just like cringy to look at. Yeah. And then men are like, and what if men did

01:03:58.620 this to women? They do. Yeah. I'll save you the, I'll save you the, that's why it

01:04:02.400 is funny. It's because men have been so mean to women for so long. Yeah. And now

01:04:08.600 women are like, Hey, what if I told one joke about men? They're like, okay, but

01:04:11.300 like, what if we, what if we killed you? Yeah. And they're like, then I should be

01:04:17.520 able to punch you in the fucking face. Exactly. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like

01:04:24.420 when, when, uh, when gay people are like all straight people do this and they're

01:04:28.120 like, and what if we did that? You do. Yeah. It's called homophobia. Yeah. It

01:04:32.700 exists. It exists. Look around you. It's currently existing right now. Like, don't

01:04:37.360 worry. There are plenty of people just like you, babe. Yeah. You guys are fine. You

01:04:40.960 have community. Go find it. I love it when someone will just like comment on one of my

01:04:44.060 videos. It's just like fruity. I'm like, yes, yes. And it's always like the ads that

01:04:52.040 someone like that gets pushed. Like I do like a monopoly brand deal and everyone's

01:04:56.900 just like fruity. And I'm like, did you, did you say like, they're like, it's like,

01:05:02.280 is it like fruity? Like as they like walk past me, I'm like, at first I can see the

01:05:06.120 comment. Um, yes. Also, yes. Yep. Yeah. I'm not straight. So actually, yeah. And

01:05:12.300 they're like, got your ass. I knew it. Knew it. Called it. Like, yeah, no, I like, we'll

01:05:17.280 talk about it. Like I'm very open and I, yeah. Right. Thought you were. Yeah. Fucking

01:05:22.780 got him. Fucking got him. Yeah. I got your ass, didn't I? And it would be like, just

01:05:26.800 like the ugliest motherfucker you've ever seen in your life too. It's like, girl, the

01:05:30.800 amount of times people have told me like they will sometimes men, like one time this

01:05:35.560 man made this extremely horrible video about me, like truly like one of the worst

01:05:40.140 ones I've ever seen in the sense of like, it had all five infinity stones of

01:05:44.180 bigotry. Like it was fatphobic, racist, homophobic, transphobic. Like he said a

01:05:47.600 whole bunch of terrible shit about me and his video went super viral. Like got a

01:05:51.460 whole bunch, so much so he pinned it. So of course they do. Okay. Yeah. Pinned it to

01:05:55.040 the top of the profile. Yeah. And, um, I made a comment about him cause I put a

01:06:00.880 picture of him up, right. Of his build and what he looks like. He's, I'm going to

01:06:05.400 save you the trouble. He's fugly. Of course he is. Yeah. But like he was so like small

01:06:10.260 and frail and like, he was calling me a fat bitch. He was calling me a man. Like

01:06:14.140 he said all this terrible shit about me. And the only joke I made was I was

01:06:18.120 like, I think it's hilarious that you want to comment on bodies because if I

01:06:21.380 knocked on your chest hard enough, your heart would shoot out your back. So

01:06:26.140 maybe calm the fuck down. You concave having ass bitch called his chest

01:06:30.220 concave. I can't even tell you how many fucking men were like, how dare you

01:06:34.360 body shame him? How dare you? Yeah. No, I'm not kidding. They were literally

01:06:40.040 like, that's a medical condition. Oh my God. That's a medical condition. And

01:06:43.860 you're making fun of it. And thousands of videos getting made by all white dudes

01:06:48.020 all like, I can't believe you and make fun of a medical condition. And I was

01:06:52.780 like, it's almost like you blacked out during the part where he commented on my

01:06:57.080 body. Exactly. And I thought we were cool with it. Yeah. So then the original guy

01:07:02.420 got so fucking mad that like people were saying this medical condition shit about

01:07:08.040 him. He made a video going, I don't know why you guys are saying I have that. I

01:07:13.720 don't, I literally don't have that. So the fact that you guys are saying that shit

01:07:17.440 about me is not fucking true. I'm, I'm working on my build. I'm, I'm, I upped my

01:07:21.840 protein. Like he's like, he wasn't even talking about my macros now. I got a gym

01:07:27.280 membership. I swear to God. He wasn't even talking about me. He was only mad at the

01:07:31.880 men who were like diagnosing him. And he was like, I don't even fucking have that

01:07:37.920 shit. The fact that he made this video, like he was like, it's not, stop saying it's a

01:07:43.560 medical condition. It's not. Yeah. That's so funny. He's just like a normal dude. Like

01:07:47.880 he works like a fucking without a medical condition. He does not have, let's just get

01:07:52.540 one thing straight. He does not have a medical condition. He does not have what they were

01:07:55.740 saying. And he's working on his build and he's working on it. He's like, I've literally

01:07:59.280 gained like 20 pounds in the last few months. And I was like, post, he post

01:08:03.040 progress pictures too. I was thinking, no, he actually did in the video. He was

01:08:07.620 like, this is what I used to look like. Now I look like this. And I was using the

01:08:10.980 green screen feature. I was fucking dying. Cause I was like the fact that you guys

01:08:17.880 were like trying to put me on a fucking cross and fucking sacrifice me and saying

01:08:23.860 like, I I'm able-less, I don't care. And I'm like, you guys can't even spell able-less

01:08:27.480 first of all. So relax. And I was like, but the fact that you're saying all this stuff

01:08:31.580 and diagnosing him. And then he was like, shut the fuck up. I don't have that shit.

01:08:35.740 That's hilarious. That's so funny. I was like, the joke just ate itself. Like you guys just,

01:08:39.620 you killed yourself off. I thought it was unbelievably funny that he ended up like shooting their own

01:08:44.940 argument in the face. That's so funny. I love when you get in each other. You like pins men

01:08:48.920 against other men. I feel like if you're, if I were you, like, I would like kick back,

01:08:53.980 like, like sit back, like my work here is done. Yeah. I was like, they're my little puppets.

01:08:57.460 That's like a career win. My little puppets. Yeah, exactly. I'm just puppeteering them.

01:09:01.520 Yeah. And meanwhile, while they eat each other. Yeah. I'm just, you're just doing my thing.

01:09:06.580 Yeah. Gotta do what I gotta do. But the guys, you just need to know he's working on it.

01:09:09.680 Like he's working on it. He is. He is. He's putting in the time to like build himself. Working on the build.

01:09:14.140 Exactly. Naturally building. He was like, and I'm natty right now. They love to say that. I'm natty.

01:09:18.920 Is that natural? Yeah, girl. That's horrible. That's horrible. It's horrible. Yeah. No one

01:09:24.360 should ever say that. Also, natty, like, what do you mean? Like, no steroids. Like you're not,

01:09:29.600 oh, okay. No steroids. And we're supposed to be like, oh my God, he's not taking steroids. Good for

01:09:33.000 him. Aren't we all technically natty? I mean, I had pre-workout before this and that is laced with

01:09:38.660 ketamine. You are. So I'm not natty anymore because I'm doing pre-workout. Yeah. You're like,

01:09:44.220 aren't we all just existing in a natural state? Yeah, exactly. Yep. Natty meaning without

01:09:48.360 steroids. Yes. Without HGH, without Tren, all of that stuff. Of course. Yeah. I know

01:09:53.880 all of their lingo. Yeah. I'm infiltrating it. You've done your research. I'm Trojan

01:09:57.980 horsing in there. No, truly. Yeah. Through my boyfriend. Okay. Cause he's like, he's like

01:10:02.160 a certified trainer and everything. You know, all of like the red, like the red button issues

01:10:06.140 and like the trigger words. When I use their like, their lore against him. Yeah. Like one

01:10:11.900 time I said, uh, this one dude, he was like a bodybuilder, like, but there are different

01:10:16.220 levels of bodybuilding. So there's like one where you don't do legs. So you wear long

01:10:20.120 board shorts and not the little like underwears. And when they do that, it's cause their leg

01:10:25.280 genes are bad. So like they can't build their leg muscles. So they do just the top. Yeah.

01:10:29.800 And it's like the joke about men never working out legs. But I was like, are you a long board

01:10:33.620 short wearer in your competitions? That fucked him up so bad because I Trojan horsed in there.

01:10:38.800 Like how would I know that term if I'm such a fat bitch and I never go to the gym? Yeah.

01:10:43.960 Educated. College. Me just like studying for my boyfriend. He's like, they say this, but

01:10:49.420 it's like, it's like embarrassing. You're like, okay. Write that down. Write that down.

01:10:53.240 So long board shorts. Okay. Yeah. That's so funny. Imagine like someone at

01:10:58.500 it's actually going to be, which is like the idea of that is silly. It's like, why don't you

01:11:05.900 just do the legs? Just lift your legs. Yeah. You would think, huh? Yeah. And they'll watch

01:11:11.100 that and be like, it's not that fucking easy. Yeah. I'm fucking trying to. I'm naughty.

01:11:14.820 I'm naughty. That's like, have you tried? Yeah. I don't know. Just do a squat. When

01:11:19.640 they like, when they're short, they're like, I can't control my height, but you could control

01:11:23.200 your weight. That's what they always say. I'm like, have you tried? Yeah. Try growing.

01:11:26.080 Yeah. Try. Seriously. I don't know. Hang upside down. Ask God. I don't know. That concave

01:11:30.180 chest having us. I also love being tall because Brett is so tall, by the way. I'm like, let

01:11:37.460 me just drop that. Let's sprinkle. No, you are so tall. I meant to bring it up earlier.

01:11:40.860 Brett is so tall. Yeah. Can we go back to like the intro and iconic tall? Yeah. Tall.

01:11:46.880 But it's like, I mean, not that many men like come at me, but I'm also, if they do, I'm like,

01:11:51.500 you're literally like five. Yeah. Literally. You know, I was like, well, I don't talk to men

01:11:55.780 who are under five, seven. Yeah. Sorry. I know you're tall too. So you're like, you're

01:12:00.100 just powerful, like across the board. I was five, nine when I was like 13. Okay. 13

01:12:05.500 ish. Yeah. And then I grew like my doctor told me I would stop growing and I didn't. Do

01:12:10.420 you like your height? I love my height now. I used to hate it. Really? Yeah. I used to

01:12:14.200 hate being tall, but that's just misogyny. I feel like being tall, it's just like you get

01:12:18.560 so much just more like attention off the bat. That's true. Yeah. And it's like, sometimes

01:12:22.640 it's great. And then I just like want to like blend in, but I'm so tall, but I'm also

01:12:28.900 so small. I'm just so tall and small. Yeah. I know you, bro. I was telling you, bro, I'm

01:12:33.420 like, you're so tall. We were talking about it earlier. And then you're like, your boyfriend

01:12:36.520 is tall too, right? And I was like, yeah, he's like six, four. And I was like, yeah, he's

01:12:39.780 like six, four. Oh, my boyfriend. Yeah. He's six, four. He's so tall. And I'm so small

01:12:46.440 next to him. You're so small. Have you dated any guys shorter than you? No. Okay. I'm like,

01:12:51.720 well, I like dated guys that were like the same height as me. Like we're like eye level.

01:12:56.280 Yeah. Didn't love it. Yeah. If I'm being honest. That's so fair. I'm just like, well, also they

01:13:01.180 sucked, but that was for other reasons. Yeah, exactly. Had nothing to do with their height.

01:13:04.520 Yeah. That was like the least of my worries. Yeah. Once they started talking, I was like,

01:13:07.880 oh, okay. I could have made this work, but like, oh wait, you actually just like, yeah,

01:13:12.240 it's like, it's one of those things where you're like, I was willing to look past it until you

01:13:15.840 started talking. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Sorry. Well, anyways, to round

01:13:28.200 us out, right now that you're on this journey and like, I'm wishing you all the success in

01:13:33.280 the acting realm too. I'm like manifesting that for you. I'm super excited for you. But

01:13:37.620 what would you say is your best piece of advice for aspiring actors that maybe like are afraid

01:13:44.420 of social media, kind of like what you were saying earlier, like being pigeonholed and

01:13:47.260 stuff like that. Like, what would you say is your best piece of advice for them?

01:13:50.480 I feel like if you are confident in what you're producing and like putting out in the world,

01:13:56.800 then there's no reason why you shouldn't do it. Yeah. And I think like everything I post,

01:14:02.380 well, at least now I'm like, if someone saw this, I would be like, yeah, I would sign off on that.

01:14:08.060 Yeah. Like I feel good about that. And it's such a good way to like,

01:14:10.740 I don't know. My mom always talks to me about it and like makes me see social media so much

01:14:15.460 differently where I'm just like, oh, I'm just like making dumb videos. And she's like, no,

01:14:18.960 like you are creating these videos. You're thinking of them. Yeah. You're like directing,

01:14:23.620 acting, writing these videos. And I'm like, oh wait, like I actually kind of am iconic. No,

01:14:30.160 I'm kidding. I'm so talented. A lot of thought goes into the stuff that I make and hopefully the

01:14:36.700 right person will see that. Yeah. And people will appreciate it and see it more than just like,

01:14:41.000 oh, he's just like posting random shit on the internet. Absolutely. I don't know. I think

01:14:44.720 there's no harm. And like all exposure is good exposure in my eyes. And especially if you want

01:14:49.780 to be in entertainment. Exactly. Yeah. Maybe not in like other fields. Don't do that. Like don't

01:14:54.620 bang on that. But if you feel good about what you're posting and also it's like, there's so many

01:15:00.520 niches and like different pockets that like, I don't know. So many people love different type of

01:15:06.580 con types of content. Yeah. And there's room for everyone at the table. Absolutely. And so if you

01:15:10.940 want to do it, like, don't be afraid to. And you also have to get past that like awkward thing where

01:15:15.860 it's like, oh, wait, like my close friends and families are like my family. Yeah. Yeah. And it's

01:15:20.700 like, you just have to like, all right, well, but then once you do it, like now, like if I stop

01:15:24.720 posting on social media, people be like, oh, why is he not posting on social media? Exactly. Yeah. But before I had to go

01:15:29.480 through a good thing where it's like, oh, Brett's randomly posting bits on his Instagram now, like

01:15:34.420 this is weird. But then like now it's like, it's people just know that I do that. Once you get past

01:15:39.500 it, it's like, that's really just a you thing. Yeah. I totally get what you're saying. But there's

01:15:43.360 no harm in it. And yeah, now I do it full time and it's great. Period. We love that. Well, thank you

01:15:49.580 so much for coming on the show. I adore you. You're so funny. Thank you all so much for watching and make

01:15:55.840 sure all of you follow Brett. Where can everybody find you? You can find me on Instagram, Brett

01:16:01.400 Neustrom or TikTok, Brett underscore Neusty. Period. So I love it. Thank you so much for tuning into

01:16:09.640 this episode. Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Brett. Make sure y'all follow him on

01:16:13.560 everything. He's going to be a really, really famous actor one day. So you might want to get on

01:16:16.780 the train now before he leaves. So that's us manifesting for you. Thank you. Putting it in the

01:16:21.220 universe. Yeah. Thank you all so much for watching this episode of the comment section

01:16:26.020 show. Don't forget new episodes drop every Wednesday. You can stream the audio on all

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01:16:37.780 see you next week. Bye.

01:16:51.220 Bye.

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I WAS A BOOTH BITCH Ft. Brett Neustrom

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