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00:00:59.720 Hey everyone, it's Drew. Before we get into this week's episode, I just want to remind

00:01:04.660 y'all of some really awesome, amazing facts. First of all, the episode you're about to

00:01:08.760 watch is 101. Woohoo! 100 episodes. I've been irritating everybody for over 100 full-length

00:01:15.840 episodes. That's fucking amazing. And if you haven't watched just yet, the 100th episode

00:01:21.760 was actually a compilation of all 100 episodes up until the one you're about to watch now.

00:01:27.340 So, make sure y'all go watch the compilation, y'all watch this new episode, and y'all watch

00:01:31.800 all 99 others before it, because I told you to. Anyways, on to the episode. Bye!

00:01:38.420 I love a review before it comes out. This is good. And if it sucks, that's her fault, not

00:01:42.260 mine. Okay, you know what? You went too far. I went along with your fucking Golden Globe

00:01:45.820 joke. You can go along with me, bitch. Pulling up her titties. So original.

00:01:57.320 Hey everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring

00:02:01.460 me, your fave. Everybody knows me. Nobody ever gives a fuck about me anymore. We already

00:02:04.940 talked about that. On to the guest, everyone's favorite part of every episode I know. Today

00:02:10.680 we have the legendary, the iconic, the amazing, the wonderful Bianca Del Rio. Those are some

00:02:18.860 serious words to describe me. And I often say, when you say icon and legendary, that just

00:02:23.720 means, oh, right? Isn't that the case? Yeah. Yeah. And the kids use icon a little too much

00:02:29.200 now. They just throw it away. They're like, oh, she's iconic. She's 12. She's fucking 12.

00:02:34.240 It's like, save that for a Tina Turner. Save that for a Beyonce. Don't waste it on some second

00:02:38.980 rate drag queen. Okay. I take it back. Okay. Thanks. Thank you so much for coming on the

00:02:44.300 show. Please. Thank you for having me. I'm honored to have you. Oh, but you got to get

00:02:47.260 out more if you're honored by me. Really? You're a ledge. Really? Yeah. I'm a ledge.

00:02:51.100 Many people have jumped off of me. I guarantee it. Many men have jumped off of me. And gotten

00:02:57.240 off on you. Oh, that too. There is people with a clown fetish. I must tell you. I guarantee

00:03:01.620 it. It's freaky though, because it's no one you ever like. You know what I mean? It's

00:03:04.660 always like somebody's dad or uncle out of prison where they're not too picky. Yeah.

00:03:07.780 Always like, they look like they snuck on earth. That is a perfect description. They're

00:03:12.420 not supposed to be here. Yes. It's like, just once, could it be someone, I don't know, good

00:03:16.540 looking? That's never the case though. That's never the case. Or if they are good looking,

00:03:19.520 they end up being like a killer or don't pay their taxes or, you know what I mean? Yeah.

00:03:23.540 Yeah. So you don't want any of that. So I'm happy with what I got. Period. Serious. I'm

00:03:27.260 so honored to have you. I'm a huge fan. Thank you. You have impeccable taste. Thank

00:03:32.640 you so much. You know what's so funny is my show, I joke about it all the time, but I'm

00:03:35.640 like, my show is all my favorite drag queens and gay people. As it should be. As it should

00:03:39.540 be. Yeah. But you know, it's also, it says something about you if the drag queens like

00:03:43.540 you. You know what I mean? That's what I, I take it as a huge compliment. It should

00:03:46.440 be. Yeah. We're a very limited group, you know? Yeah. And we're all fucking bitches.

00:03:50.820 Well, cunts is a better word. Yeah. Cunts. Yeah. I mean, because bitches, bitches here. I

00:03:54.960 mean, you, anybody could be a bitch, but you need to be smart to be a cunt. Yeah. Fucking, I'm

00:03:59.320 like fucking mean. That's why they love me. You need to, you know what, is it mean or is it

00:04:02.560 honesty? Um, both. Wait, I'm mentioning, wait, I'm mentioning honesty as I sit here

00:04:07.200 in a wig. Yeah. Just be yourself. Yeah. Honestly, when I take this headband off, the whole thing

00:04:11.600 comes off. You see? That's good though. That's great for TSA. I'm just like you. I put my

00:04:14.980 wig on one bald head at a time. As you should. I think wigs are important. I think it takes

00:04:19.660 a certain type of person to wear a wig and it takes a certain type of person to admit that

00:04:22.680 they wear a wig. Period. You know, when you're trying to lie to the world, like you're not wearing

00:04:26.220 a wig, like some of these men with these hair, what do they call them now? They're not hair

00:04:29.620 transplants, but it's like a little wiglet slash toupee. What, unit? Unit. Thank you.

00:04:34.840 And they glue it to the bald head and then it looks good for about a hot minute and then

00:04:39.640 the hair underneath grows out. All I'm thinking about, call me crazy, is the smell. What is

00:04:44.600 festering? It's like a crock pot. It's just dirt, nasty. And this is like straight man funk

00:04:50.200 underneath a wiglet unit.

00:04:52.940 And can you wash the wiglet? Well, you can wash that above, but it's what's underneath.

00:04:58.940 I mean, I know what my balls smell like in pantyhose for a couple of hours. Yeah, that's

00:05:03.060 a visual.

00:05:05.320 You know what's crazy is like men, well, first off, Katya told me that the term is like he

00:05:12.440 went to Turkey.

00:05:13.080 You said Katya. That alone takes a minute. Let's just, let's take a minute. She actually formed

00:05:17.900 a sentence. Okay. And she told you what? She, she told me that, uh, when men go get

00:05:23.060 hair transplants, they say, Oh, he went to Turkey.

00:05:25.440 Yes. Yeah. And it's also a cheap place to get veneers. Everybody in the UK goes to the

00:05:30.640 people in the UK who are fixing their teeth. Proud of you people. It's important. As a

00:05:36.460 friend of mine once said that some of them smile and it looks like a graveyard, just tombstones

00:05:40.220 spaced out. So I'm all for it, but they go to Turkey to get the teeth and get the wigs

00:05:46.560 and I'm like, good for you. Yeah. Save a couple of dollars. It's true. I mean, cause

00:05:49.440 also, you know, getting into that done in America is pretty expensive. Oh my God. I

00:05:52.900 know. And also I feel like they've just mastered it. Oh, totally. Great job. That'll last forever.

00:05:58.100 And you're like in a resort for like a week while your head and your teeth heal and then

00:06:00.960 they send you back home. It's a good thing. Right. So when like men, like straight men

00:06:04.960 especially, when they go and like get hair transplants or get any sort of work done or they

00:06:09.700 inject steroids or whatever, I'm always like, and if you, y'all hate trans people and

00:06:15.040 gay people famously. Isn't it funny? Isn't that funny? Yeah. I'm like, and then when

00:06:18.340 we call it gender affirming care for you as well, all of a sudden. It all changes. Yeah.

00:06:22.940 Yeah. Yeah. It's a big deal. What is it? Mary Lou Retton, who's now complaining about

00:06:27.580 her illness and her madness because now she can't get insurance because of her preexisting

00:06:31.320 conditions, but yet she was against Obamacare. You know? And it's like, look here, bitch.

00:06:35.400 Look here. Now you were cute on the Wheaties box a couple of years ago, but 20, 30 years

00:06:39.500 ago. Yeah. I think that it's just like, girl, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You

00:06:43.660 know what I mean? Karma's a bitch. It is a bitch. She always comes back. And so are

00:06:47.300 we. It's true. She's Republican. It's a whole nother story. Yeah. So fuck her. She's one

00:06:52.300 of those. Well, I mean, I know many friends that are Republican. I have friends that are

00:06:55.540 Republican and I go, okay, if that's how you choose to vote, that's one thing. But then

00:06:58.240 there's like people like her that are problematic. Yeah. It's no longer about politics. No, it's

00:07:03.500 just you're an asshole. You hear that, Mary Lou? Asshole. Take that. It was some assault.

00:07:08.560 I'm like, speaking of Mary Lou, just kidding. I'm like, we actually have her. Hi, Mary.

00:07:13.300 So anyways, Bianca, you're a fucking icon. Everybody has quoted you. First of all, I

00:07:18.200 do have a pressing question. Oh, God. I know that your Not Today Satan quote was like one

00:07:23.260 of the most quoted off your season. Yeah. And I'm so curious, like, do you ever get tired

00:07:28.300 of hearing people regurgitate your quotes back to you? Well, you know what's funny is that

00:07:32.600 when you're filming the show, you're in a bubble and you have no, I mean, you talk so much

00:07:36.800 shit and you're trapped in a world and you have no idea. And truly, I haven't seen the

00:07:41.080 show since it aired, which was now 10 years ago. So I saw it in a bar with a bunch of other

00:07:45.420 people and saw the episodes. I haven't relived it yet again. But it's so funny what people

00:07:48.480 pick and say, hey, that's the thing. So everybody in my face says it. Also, I said baloney at

00:07:54.100 one point. So people bring me baloney. So what I've learned is whatever happened at that point

00:07:58.580 in time on television is going to haunt you for the rest of your fucking life, which is why

00:08:03.540 I refuse to go back, you know, because they're like, we're going to do this winter season. I'm

00:08:06.940 like, I'm good. I came out unscathed. You don't rob the same bank twice. So I never went back.

00:08:11.880 You take your chips and get out of the casino while you can. And people are like, well,

00:08:14.860 you're insane. You should go back. I go, would you go back to high school? Would you?

00:08:20.020 Girl. Exactly. You barely got through it the first time. I feel like Drag Race is like

00:08:24.180 American Ninja Warrior, but if you had to sew too. Completely. Sew and perform at the end.

00:08:29.220 Very much. And put a wig on. It's a lot. But yet you still get motherfuckers that go in there

00:08:33.280 that go, what? I got to do what? Like it's been on what? 17, 18, I don't know how many

00:08:38.820 seasons now. It's been quite a few. Long time. Long time. Have you seen a huge like

00:08:43.880 kind of shift in drag culture with like the, obviously drag has always been really, really

00:08:48.500 popular in like the LGBTQIA plus community. Correct. But now it's kind of transcended into

00:08:53.840 mainstream. So now everybody loves drag. Sure. Everybody wants to be a drag queen. I mean,

00:08:58.420 let's be real here. I mean, look at Ron DeSantis, that little faggot. He doesn't want

00:09:02.540 anybody doing drag in Florida. And this bitch is wearing her little shit kicker heels. She's

00:09:06.980 the one with platforms. Mary and his wife's eyebrows. Come on. But that's them. But yeah,

00:09:13.460 it is interesting because I often say drag queens are like falling out of the trees right

00:09:17.100 now. Everywhere you look at some bitch going, I'm in drag. I'm in drag. I'm like, I don't

00:09:21.460 want to hear that shit. Like, first of all, everybody does drag for different reasons.

00:09:24.620 Now, I understand there's some people who feel as though this is my calling. This is who I am.

00:09:29.380 I'm getting a, I do. It's a job for me, you know, so I don't take myself seriously. But

00:09:33.680 it is interesting to see the people that do take themselves seriously because it's kind

00:09:36.260 of exhausting, you know, and because of drag race, we now have to hear about everybody's

00:09:39.940 sad story that comes with drag. You know what I'm talking about? I'm like, I just can't.

00:09:45.820 I just can't. You know, so.

00:09:47.420 It's also not exclusive either. I mean, I feel like most drag queens have some sort of story.

00:09:53.280 They do, but that doesn't mean everybody wants to hear it. You know, like when people

00:09:57.780 say, oh, my father didn't like me. My mother hates me. I can see why. I sat with you at

00:10:02.160 lunch. You're a fucking asshole.

00:10:03.880 You say, girl, that's the least of your problems.

00:10:05.380 Exactly. Fix your mug. Don't worry about your broken family. Fix your busted face. I

00:10:10.620 just can't.

00:10:11.260 Sometimes when men make comments about women wearing like too much makeup or what the fuck

00:10:16.200 ever, I'm always like, maybe you should look into it, babe.

00:10:20.020 It's true.

00:10:20.200 I think you could benefit.

00:10:21.340 I think a little concealer would help a lot of these men out, especially white men.

00:10:24.980 Especially white men. They could use a little color on their face. A little bronzer would

00:10:27.940 be helpful. The people in Manchester, England, the boys there really try. They do. They get

00:10:33.960 tan. You're laughing already. Have you been to Manchester?

00:10:36.680 No, but you really have it out for British.

00:10:38.220 No, I don't have it. I love them over there, but they don't play. Like they're just, this

00:10:42.120 is it. You know, they can be the straightest guy and have, you know, hair gel. They look

00:10:46.120 like the New Jersey Snooki. What were those people?

00:10:49.320 Oh, the Jersey Shore people.

00:10:50.720 Yeah, the Jersey Shore people. They all look like that there. And I go, look, they're trying.

00:10:54.020 They're in front of a mirror. They're gluing the three hairs they have. They're adding a

00:10:57.640 little bronzer.

00:10:58.500 Putting an effort.

00:10:59.420 I ain't mad.

00:11:00.100 Effort.

00:11:00.560 I ain't mad.

00:11:01.200 That's true. That is true. They had a whole get ready routine like on the Jersey Shore

00:11:05.580 era.

00:11:05.820 And they gave you glamour for Jersey.

00:11:07.100 Yeah.

00:11:07.360 You know, that's what you expect.

00:11:08.480 A little shimmer, some tan.

00:11:10.420 Yeah. No talent, but they did look nice. They did look nice. Regional beauty. Regional beauty.

00:11:16.460 Popular. Popular for the time.

00:11:18.320 Completely.

00:11:18.900 So I'm so curious because I know that the world of drag has shifted drastically. And obviously

00:11:24.660 it's become so much more than just the show. Obviously drag itself existing on its own

00:11:30.440 is so much more than just the show, but the show has popularized it so much. Have you seen

00:11:34.160 like a resurgence or maybe a difference in the audience or like fans?

00:11:37.740 Oh, yeah. Like when I'm on the road doing a show, I'm shocked by the amount of straight

00:11:41.060 girls that come to see me. And when I see that many straight girls in the audience, I

00:11:44.300 go, thank God Taylor Swift isn't performing tonight. Because that means I have an audience.

00:11:48.760 Because you know, girl, she's got them by the balls. But it is fascinating because, you

00:11:53.960 know, you don't realize with the television show in general that who's watching it? You

00:11:58.860 know, you have no idea who's at home looking at it. So when I'm out on the road and

00:12:01.940 I do meet and greets. It's so fascinating. I had once, I had a young boy who was 13 in

00:12:06.380 a pair of heels with his grandmother who was about 65. Okay. And she's walking. He's

00:12:10.620 like, this is my grandmother. And I'm like, this is amazing. The fact that he's standing

00:12:13.280 there in heels with his grandmother. But then I did feel a little guilty. So I looked at

00:12:16.760 the grandmother. I said, you do know that I'm going to be a little nasty in the show.

00:12:21.360 And she goes, what the fuck you think I came for? And I thought, that's great. I'm

00:12:24.760 at her age. She's still coming. Yeah. I mean, good for her.

00:12:28.380 Okay, period, bitch.

00:12:29.220 Yeah, I thought so. So it is interesting to see who shows up to the show. But it is

00:12:32.980 it is a larger audience. And also, you have to realize, which is something I learned many

00:12:37.020 years ago, is that everybody's not going to like you. So don't worry about that. You

00:12:40.460 know, the people that like you will come and see you and then you perform for them. You

00:12:43.360 can't worry about all the other bullshit.

00:12:44.620 That's such tea.

00:12:45.980 Especially, especially like online, like it's oh, when people consume your content from

00:12:50.400 online or any source of media, whether it's TV or social media, it's like, you can't

00:12:55.540 please everyone kind of thing. Like everyone, they're going to find something to hate

00:12:58.700 about you.

00:12:59.260 Well, you know, it's really missing, especially from comedy in general, is context. There's

00:13:04.240 no setup. They'll take a punchline and then say, oh, they said this. But what was the

00:13:08.260 setup? What were we talking about an hour before? What were we talking about that led

00:13:11.660 into this? So that kind of stuff, I think, is missing because everybody wants to have a

00:13:15.380 gotcha moment.

00:13:16.460 Yeah, that's so true.

00:13:17.640 You know, ooh, you did this. Ooh, you did that. If you don't like it, just move the

00:13:20.640 fuck on.

00:13:21.220 Yeah, it's very simple. A lot of people I don't like. Present company excluded. But

00:13:26.180 you know, you know what I mean?

00:13:27.780 I thought you were going to say included.

00:13:28.680 No, no, I was going to say included. I ain't that brave yet. I got to make sure I have a

00:13:31.760 running start if I say that. You got your mom and your sister here.

00:13:35.160 You know what's funny, too, is I know that you're so successful in stand-up comedy, which

00:13:40.620 is amazing, because I'm so happy. I love when people are able to pursue so many different

00:13:45.880 endeavors within entertainment, because I feel like it's so easy, especially for myself

00:13:49.880 on social media, to get pigeonholed into one thing. So getting to turn Drag Race, a win

00:13:55.240 on Drag Race, into a stand-up career, how has that been, that transition?

00:13:59.980 The TV aspect of it is just a huge platform. I mean, that alone. So I had been doing drag,

00:14:06.180 I think, for about 18 years when I did Drag Race, which was 10 years ago. So if you add

00:14:11.760 them, I'm 28. But what's crazy is, at that time, you know, I still was doing what I normally

00:14:16.900 do, but then realizing, okay, you're going to go on television. You might get a couple

00:14:19.840 of followers. I mean, even social media wasn't, as far as Instagram, was not a big of a deal

00:14:24.380 back in 2013, when we filmed. But it aired in 2014. For me. Like, I wasn't about that.

00:14:31.700 I was working in the bars and performing sometimes for two people, sometimes for 100. It depends

00:14:36.260 if Taylor had a concert. But in those times, you know, you're just out there doing your

00:14:41.240 thing. And so when the show came about, a lot of the drag queens go different routes.

00:14:45.140 A lot of them go the same route, I should say, which was do a music video. And they all

00:14:50.360 want to sing. No. So I said, I just want to go on the road. And I want to do, I just

00:14:55.460 want to go out and be amongst the people and perform for however long I can do it. Did

00:14:58.840 I think I was going to be doing it this long? No. This is not a plan. I didn't figure it

00:15:04.040 out in advance. So I was very fortunate, because you take the platform, and then you just run

00:15:07.980 with it, you know? And that's kind of been the game. So it's never like, I want to do

00:15:11.620 this, and I want to be the most successful at that. No, because, you know, your success can

00:15:14.780 change overnight. So as long as I'm still working, I'm happy about it.

00:15:18.760 Same. Especially in entertainment. You have no choice. It changes so quickly.

00:15:22.900 So quickly. And on a dime. I feel like, even, so with stand-up specifically, like, how did

00:15:29.160 you kind of broach stand-up? Did you kind of start doing, like, your drag on the road

00:15:34.120 first, and then kind of work jokes in? Or was it more?

00:15:36.700 No. I was talking because nobody else wanted to talk, you know? So I was covering costume

00:15:40.360 changes, you know? Because when you're doing an old school drag show, you would have a host,

00:15:44.940 and then you would have a queen that danced, you would have a queen that sang, you would

00:15:48.440 have a queen that lip-sank. You had this queen with no talent, but she knew the owner. So

00:15:52.020 that would be the list of people. And so one night, the host wasn't there, and they said,

00:15:57.620 Bianca, would you go and fill in? And so I did. And so basically, you're just talking

00:16:01.220 shit while the person's changing clothes.

00:16:03.080 Yeah.

00:16:03.300 And sometimes, in the middle of a joke, because I'm out there for, like, say, five minutes,

00:16:07.120 in the middle of a joke, the bitch would say, I'm ready. And I'm like, I'm in the middle

00:16:10.180 of a joke, bitch. She's like, well, I'm ready. And then she'd come down, and I go, we waited

00:16:13.560 for that? Like, that outfit is what took five minutes? But nonetheless, that's how it kind

00:16:18.220 of evolved. And I realized I preferred that to the lip-syncing and performing live.

00:16:22.860 Yeah, totally.

00:16:23.380 There's people that do that great. I'm not one of those people.

00:16:25.420 Yeah.

00:16:25.760 So I thoroughly enjoy just hosting and talking shit with the audience, because they give you the best

00:16:30.480 material. Drunk people.

00:16:31.800 You just like me for real, girl.

00:16:33.020 It's true. You want drunk people at 2 a.m. in New Orleans, Louisiana, on a Wednesday? Girl,

00:16:38.120 that is a crackhead alcoholic. And they're the best audience.

00:16:42.020 Yeah. And they're great. It's almost like you're doing a really intense form of crowd

00:16:47.300 work, like, immediately.

00:16:49.140 Yeah. And I think a lot of people poo on, I didn't mean to say poo. I don't know why that

00:16:53.820 came out. But a lot of people shit on crowd work. But it is a different skill set.

00:16:58.560 It is. Totally.

00:16:59.540 You learn so much about yourself and interacting with those people.

00:17:02.640 Yeah, I think you get great material, too, because it's so off the cuff. Like, you don't

00:17:07.000 know what they're going to say.

00:17:07.840 No, and they're out to have a good time and give them a drink and they'll tell you all

00:17:11.280 their business, which is the best.

00:17:13.120 So now that you do stand-up, like, full-time, like, you go on tour and you do stand-up, like,

00:17:17.600 what do you think is your favorite part of, like, preparing for the show and then the

00:17:22.320 actual show?

00:17:22.920 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It would have to be being on stage. It's never the preparing.

00:17:27.220 It's like gay sex. You know what I mean? The douching and the cleaning and the trimming

00:17:30.900 and the... No, mama, I'm sorry you had to hear that. But all of that is the worst part.

00:17:36.480 But once you're out on the stage, actually fucking, it's great.

00:17:39.260 It feels good.

00:17:39.900 It feels good. You're like, this is good. Ooh, let me throw my foot in, too. Like,

00:17:42.840 you know, you get excited. Ooh, add another finger. But that is, that to me is the fun

00:17:47.280 part. So I know that that's to come. No pun intended. But I know that's to come so I can

00:17:52.700 get through the horrible part.

00:17:54.640 The preparing, yeah.

00:17:55.040 You know, because you never feel fully prepared. You never feel, you know, it's like those bride

00:17:59.780 zillas, you know? It's like, you know, your day is coming and I want everything to go

00:18:03.400 great. Well, it's not gonna. So you just kind of roll with the punches.

00:18:05.960 Yeah. So it's literally just preparing as much as you can prepare. Not lazy, because

00:18:10.980 you're still gonna be frantic and crazy and everybody around you doesn't want to talk

00:18:13.760 to you as you're preparing. But once it happens, you're like, okay, this is possible. We're

00:18:17.800 good.

00:18:18.120 You're a good work team.

00:18:18.900 Yeah. It's not heart surgery, so my success rate has been pretty good. But it's once you're

00:18:24.100 in the zone of it, you're like, I can run with this.

00:18:26.300 I know that there's been a lot of online discourse about male comedians lately, stand-up

00:18:32.800 comedians.

00:18:33.440 Oh, God.

00:18:34.180 And it's been kind of, I mean, I feel like personally, especially for my shtick, obviously

00:18:40.200 like, all I do is make fun of awful fucking men on the internet.

00:18:43.560 Sure.

00:18:43.860 Most of them are white dudes.

00:18:44.940 Yep.

00:18:45.100 And so I've made jokes about a white male comedian. I'm like, you guys are surprised

00:18:50.300 that he makes jokes about hitting women. Of course he does.

00:18:53.500 Well, you know what's so crazy about this is that, you know, what I find the biggest

00:18:56.760 travesty, not even the joke, it's just the fact that his face is everywhere. You know

00:19:00.380 what I mean?

00:19:00.800 Like, all of a sudden, on my feet, pops up, and listen, my feet is reserved for dicks and

00:19:05.420 ass. You know what I mean? I'm not interested in this little waterhead white boy coming in

00:19:09.900 and on my feet. And what's interesting about that in general is that it's like, I don't

00:19:14.380 know if it's like overexposure, and then when the time comes to deliver, you're like, ooh,

00:19:19.200 I'm untouchable, let me go here.

00:19:21.440 Yeah.

00:19:21.680 And that's where I didn't, yeah.

00:19:23.980 I didn't understand it either, to be honest.

00:19:25.940 Didn't get it.

00:19:26.200 But I even said, too, in my, like, critique of it, because every time, anytime you critique

00:19:31.140 any sort of male comic, professional comedian, they're always like, oh, well, I mean, if

00:19:37.040 the jokes offended you, just watch something else. I'm like, they didn't offend me, they

00:19:40.120 sucked. Like, what part of that did you not hear? They were bad. Like, if you're going

00:19:44.500 to offend me, at least make me laugh.

00:19:46.140 Well, I think it gets tricky because, you know, I get a lot of times where people are saying,

00:19:50.120 you know, I don't find this funny, I don't find, that's, I think, is acceptable, you know,

00:19:54.100 on any level.

00:19:54.760 Absolutely.

00:19:55.540 But in my world, I often say, like, if you come in, form that opinion after you come

00:19:59.300 and see me. Like, if you come to see me and you have an opinion, then you come see me to

00:20:03.380 see the full show, and then you go, you know what, I didn't like that. Then I go, I can

00:20:06.240 respect that opinion.

00:20:07.080 Totally.

00:20:07.460 But if you're just some twat who sees a clip, or hears what someone else said, or there's

00:20:11.180 no setup, you're like, well, what the fuck do you know?

00:20:13.820 Exactly.

00:20:14.180 You know, so it's weird. And also, I'm not mad if you don't like me.

00:20:16.920 Absolutely.

00:20:17.280 But I think where this particular person fucked up was because his audience is predominantly

00:20:22.500 women, straight, white females. And let's be real, smart women, you don't want to fuck

00:20:28.860 with. Because if you do, it's problematic. And if they've supported you to the point

00:20:32.580 to where you're ruining my feed every day, maybe you should think about the jokes you're

00:20:36.960 using and not turn on them.

00:20:38.740 No, for real.

00:20:39.640 No, because they'll ruin your life.

00:20:41.260 They really will, girl.

00:20:42.360 And that's what I said in my video. I'm like, it's unwise. It's like a bad business decision

00:20:46.700 to turn them against you.

00:20:47.880 You shouldn't.

00:20:48.580 I mean, listen, I have still got, I'm going to confess today that I have a straight girl

00:20:52.740 who is still upset with me because I didn't fuck her at my high school prom. So, sorry,

00:20:58.700 saying it again.

00:20:59.380 And look at you.

00:21:00.160 Look at me now.

00:21:00.800 Couldn't you have done it?

00:21:02.620 Couldn't have. Well.

00:21:03.680 I can't, I'm in disbelief that you couldn't do it.

00:21:05.840 Maybe from the back.

00:21:06.640 Couldn't, you know, but, yeah, didn't happen. I was too busy fixing her hair.

00:21:10.560 God, I wonder why.

00:21:11.640 Yeah, it's weird.

00:21:12.920 What a head scratcher.

00:21:15.260 Head scratcher. Yeah, get it.

00:21:19.400 Now, that's a joke.

00:21:20.480 That is. That's a joke. See? Not offended. But also, I think jokes are usually based in

00:21:25.640 truth.

00:21:26.260 Yeah, absolutely.

00:21:26.820 So let's be real. And I think it depends on who is saying it.

00:21:29.120 So if you're talking about what you know, then I think it's easier. Like if a woman would

00:21:33.600 have made that joke, you would have went, oh, maybe she had some domestic violence.

00:21:36.640 And so she's feeling free to do it. But there's something a little swarmy about it.

00:21:41.900 Yeah, it's real low-hanging fruit, I feel like. And I also feel that if the day.

00:21:47.080 I was checking.

00:21:48.180 What do you mean? You're only 28.

00:21:49.240 No, I thought my fruit's hanging low, honey. It is not ripe, but it's low. It's low-hanging.

00:21:54.620 I feel, I even said too, I think that comedy in and of itself is subjective. Obviously,

00:22:02.120 like you said, if you find it funny, if you don't find it funny, that's obviously subjective

00:22:05.460 to the person.

00:22:06.340 Sure.

00:22:06.620 But at the same time, it's like if you're going to joke about really hard to talk about

00:22:11.000 topics, then there should be a very skillful way that you approach the subject. Like,

00:22:17.320 it is possible to joke about things that are really hard to talk about in a way that

00:22:20.820 isn't awful.

00:22:22.040 Agreed.

00:22:22.460 Because I feel like the joke can't be the degradation of marginalized people. The joke

00:22:27.660 has to be something else.

00:22:28.720 Well, the joke should be a joke. It should be funny.

00:22:30.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:31.980 And that's where it gets tricky. It's like, what do you consider funny? I don't find that

00:22:35.300 funny. But it's weird when it comes to, I guess, as I was explaining before, it's like

00:22:40.200 just being an overexposed individual.

00:22:42.660 Yeah, totally.

00:22:43.020 It's like, you give in this platform and everyone's going, oh my God, oh my God, oh

00:22:46.480 my God.

00:22:46.960 And then it's like, okay, boop, we don't like this and that's that. But now he's banking

00:22:51.620 off with the fact that people want to cancel him. So he keeps constantly bringing it up.

00:22:55.840 But it's like, nobody wants to cancel. It's just the joke is stupid.

00:22:58.640 Yeah, face everywhere. I was like, I called him Miss Juvederm on my thing and everyone

00:23:03.640 got mad at me.

00:23:04.000 Talk about a man who's had some stuff done.

00:23:05.720 Girl.

00:23:06.040 Girl.

00:23:07.080 Talk about veneers.

00:23:08.220 Let's just say, like, let's be real. I don't think anybody in their right mind has ever chosen

00:23:12.360 to look like Angela Lansbury. But that's the look I'm getting. I mean, on a good day,

00:23:17.860 Paul McCartney, who actually looks like Angela Lansbury now. Let it be. Just let it be.

00:23:24.580 Let it be.

00:23:27.740 It's true, though. I don't get it. Look, if the girls want to support him and like him,

00:23:32.740 you know, he's going to piss you off and that's just where it is.

00:23:34.960 Yeah, do what you got to do, girl.

00:23:36.520 It's a lot of yes people around you.

00:23:38.340 Yeah, I had a I had a girl get real mad at me when I made fun of him. And then she told

00:23:43.780 she made a video about me and she said in her video, he would never fuck you. So don't

00:23:50.260 worry about it. And I said, is that a threat or a promise?

00:23:52.760 Ain't that the truth.

00:23:53.780 Girl, tell me immediately. So I know what to do next.

00:23:56.840 Girl, like like that's the ultimate. Like, he went.

00:24:00.220 OK.

00:24:00.620 OK. Yeah. I remember years ago when when Ricky Martin sexuality was being questioned by Barbara

00:24:06.300 Walters and everybody's like, he's gay. He's gay. Girl, he's a woman. He and I'm like, what

00:24:11.660 does it matter? Yeah.

00:24:12.680 He ain't gonna come and fuck your ass. Like, let him be what he wants. You know, but it is

00:24:18.160 fascinating to me, though, that she would use that against you.

00:24:20.280 Yeah. What did she look like?

00:24:21.960 Like, she's just a white girl.

00:24:23.800 Yeah, but we need a picture of this bitch.

00:24:25.120 I know. I don't know. I don't even remember.

00:24:26.540 To be honest. She deleted it immediately after I saw it.

00:24:28.900 I love when they do that. I love when they trash talk and then delete it immediately.

00:24:32.060 That's my favorite thing to do.

00:24:33.560 And then they're like, they're always like, they'll tell me to. They're like, I don't

00:24:36.560 know why you would talk about me like that. Just dogpile me. I thought you wanted my attention.

00:24:41.300 You started this.

00:24:42.120 Yeah.

00:24:42.480 Yeah.

00:24:42.860 I saw it.

00:24:43.440 It's like when they read a nasty comment. And I think it's really funny. I'll screenshot it on

00:24:46.440 occasion and just repost it.

00:24:48.120 And people like you should blur out their names.

00:24:49.920 No.

00:24:50.520 Same.

00:24:50.840 No. You got the balls to tweet it. You got the balls to comment it. You deserve to get

00:24:55.420 the attention. You deserve.

00:24:57.060 Yeah. Sometimes in interviews, people ask me, oh, have men that you fucked up ever like

00:25:00.960 come back and said sorry? I was like, no. And I'm not sorry either. So I guess win-win.

00:25:07.400 Exactly.

00:25:07.720 And even before, I never blur names either. Always post hate comments. Sometimes I'll literally

00:25:13.420 post hate comments and then the next thing will just be a picture of what they look like

00:25:16.900 and that's it.

00:25:17.380 And that's all you got to do.

00:25:18.160 And let the audience decide for themselves.

00:25:19.960 I'll just enjoy it. Oh, that's always the best.

00:25:21.500 Yeah.

00:25:21.620 It really is. And the shit they say, you're just like, you ain't gonna say that to my

00:25:24.240 face, bitch.

00:25:24.860 No, for real.

00:25:25.520 You know?

00:25:25.820 Yeah. And even like, I just find it so strange because I made a clip, a clip from this show

00:25:32.500 actually once went viral where I was saying, I just think you can't comment on my looks

00:25:35.520 if you're ugly. Like, I don't want to hear it. I don't care.

00:25:38.800 Yeah.

00:25:38.920 Yeah.

00:25:40.200 No, but that makes sense. And now, of course, beauty is subjective as well. So what you think

00:25:45.060 is beautiful is that. So you're not being a cunt. You're just saying it to you.

00:25:47.740 No. I said beauty is subjective, but I know I have one bitch beat.

00:25:51.000 Oh, of course.

00:25:51.740 And it's that person.

00:25:52.660 Exactly.

00:25:53.060 Like, if we're running in a race, girl, you're behind me. I'll tell you that. You're eating

00:25:55.520 my fucking dust. I'll tell you that much, girl.

00:25:58.300 Well, you know, I hate to break it to you. And this is a moment that I maybe needed to

00:26:00.860 come out and let you know that I'm a man.

00:26:03.360 That's okay.

00:26:04.040 I'm just letting you know.

00:26:04.700 But you're a man in a dress and that makes me feel safe.

00:26:06.660 Oh, thanks, girl.

00:26:08.420 You're welcome.

00:26:09.160 That's it.

00:26:09.620 I'm so curious, too, when you write your, like, for stand-up. I'm so curious, too, because

00:26:16.340 stand-up is one of the few things I'm terrified of.

00:26:19.320 Why?

00:26:19.920 I just don't want to find out the hard way that I'm bad.

00:26:23.200 But you have to find out. But that's how you find out. You know? I mean, it's tricky

00:26:27.520 because there's really no proper way to prepare for it. You just have to prepare as much as

00:26:33.040 you can. Like, when I start a tour, and I'm about to start one, is that it's like you

00:26:36.340 end up with an abundance of material. You end up with more than you can handle. And

00:26:39.940 you're out there. And you kind of like, it's kind of like fucking without a condom. And

00:26:44.120 you're feeling it. You're like, okay, this is going well, or this is not going well. And

00:26:47.680 you know you have this arsenal of stuff that you can pull from.

00:26:50.700 Totally.

00:26:50.980 And then as the nights go on, or let's say week two, you've realized, okay, I'm going

00:26:55.440 to cut this. I'm going to add this. I'm going to move here. This really got a good

00:26:58.320 response. And it becomes territorial as well, because it's like if you're in America, these

00:27:02.700 certain things work in America. And then when you're in the UK, you're like, ooh, I should

00:27:05.920 mention that because I'm here. So you do figure it out. But you never look at it. You should

00:27:09.620 never look at it as, oh, I can't do it because it's too overwhelming. You just got to go with

00:27:13.260 it.

00:27:13.600 I've said it even in the beginning of doing this for a living. I was like saying, I'm

00:27:18.400 no proud bitch. Like, I know I'm funny, but am I stand up funny? Because that's like

00:27:21.580 a whole nother art form.

00:27:23.040 Well, yeah, but you learn by doing.

00:27:24.960 That's true.

00:27:25.340 You go and try it.

00:27:26.040 But you know how some internet people, they try stand up and it's like, oh, get back to the

00:27:29.900 internet.

00:27:30.200 Some internet people just need to stop, period. Yeah. You know, because editing helps. Like editing and making

00:27:35.180 these little videos that people do and like these little TikTok-y shits. I'm like, that's

00:27:39.120 great. And that's how I felt about that specific male comedian before. I saw the clips on his

00:27:43.700 page and I thought, well, this is really funny, but it's also his edit. So therefore, you know,

00:27:49.200 you're presenting what you're presenting. I'd like to see him live and then really form

00:27:52.080 an opinion overall. But I think you learn a skill set by being in front of an audience.

00:27:58.040 So you can go home and rehearse and rehearse and think you know. You won't know until you're

00:28:02.380 in that moment. That's so true. And that's the magic of, of doing standup, you know?

00:28:05.880 That is true. It's like a much different experience.

00:28:08.280 Completely. But yet you can prepare, like with acting in particular, you have to know your lines,

00:28:12.420 you have to hit your mark, you know, all that kind of bullshit. But it's kind of like,

00:28:15.640 whereas I feel not free when I'm doing that.

00:28:20.280 I feel you.

00:28:20.700 Because they're like, you got to do this and she's going to react. And if you throw anything

00:28:23.440 else in, I'm like, but I'm feeling this. I'm like, you can't. So it's what it is.

00:28:27.160 So that's why I'm great for porn. I'm really good for porn because people watch it for the dialogue.

00:28:32.100 And that's what I'm there for.

00:28:33.280 And the acting.

00:28:35.080 See?

00:28:35.500 For the acting.

00:28:36.300 Acting.

00:28:36.920 Acting.

00:28:37.300 And I'm always in those pivotal scenes because I've done a couple of porns.

00:28:41.260 Porns.

00:28:41.780 Porns.

00:28:42.360 I had a minute because I was like, there are a couple of them. But I did them and I'm

00:28:46.400 in those pivotal acting scenes before people have sex.

00:28:49.020 Gotcha.

00:28:49.500 Because you need, you know, you need context.

00:28:51.320 And you're not in the sex part?

00:28:52.460 No. Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no, no. I do the pre, I do the pre stuff, you know?

00:28:56.880 You're the guy that's like, okay, I'm going to head out real quick.

00:29:00.140 Yeah, I order the pizza and then I leave when he delivers the 12-inch sausage.

00:29:04.420 Yeah, that's what happens.

00:29:06.940 Well, that's good. That's good to know.

00:29:08.280 Look, you got a stacked resume.

00:29:10.020 It is.

00:29:10.580 Sold out comedy tour.

00:29:11.840 Look, I say yes to everything, you know?

00:29:14.080 I'm here.

00:29:16.620 And no porn.

00:29:17.720 No porn.

00:29:18.200 No porn required.

00:29:19.320 Although this set is very porny.

00:29:21.480 It is, huh?

00:29:22.120 It is very porny.

00:29:22.880 So, you know what's so funny?

00:29:24.320 One of my guests mentioned that.

00:29:25.460 Talk slower.

00:29:27.660 That's like, one of my guests literally said, it kind of looks like porn sets around here.

00:29:32.680 And I was like, now I can't unsee it.

00:29:34.120 I never thought that.

00:29:35.160 It's there.

00:29:35.640 I mean, I'm in the business.

00:29:36.580 And as a porn actress, yeah, I can agree.

00:29:38.580 As an actress?

00:29:39.400 As an actress of porn, I can agree.

00:29:41.860 As a SAG actress?

00:29:43.100 Yes, I'm just a SAG actress, not a SAG actress.

00:29:47.960 Okay, so let's get into the topic.

00:29:50.380 Okay, so the topic for today, we're talking about you being the stand-up comedy queen.

00:29:56.440 Oh, God, I didn't write that.

00:29:57.580 But yeah, that's lovely.

00:29:58.420 Is that my publicist?

00:29:59.420 Because that's really pushing it.

00:30:01.220 No, so obviously you're a very successful stand-up comedian and a legendary drag queen at the same time.

00:30:07.180 But this is like, I feel really topical right now because male comics are super on thin ice.

00:30:13.100 Yeah, we're always on thin ice with me.

00:30:15.000 I'm just glad everyone else is catching up to me.

00:30:16.820 Well, I think that has a lot to do with social media.

00:30:18.420 Absolutely.

00:30:19.360 I've often said this before.

00:30:20.920 When I was working and doing shows and stuff, you're dealing with the audience that was there.

00:30:24.580 And you could only find drag queens in gay bars or in small cabaret spaces.

00:30:29.080 Yeah, totally.

00:30:29.620 Occasionally in theater.

00:30:30.520 But then usually they cast a straight guy who's playing a gay role.

00:30:33.380 And they go, oh, he's such a great actor because he could play gay.

00:30:35.780 So nowadays with social media, it is interesting how much stuff is out there.

00:30:38.920 So I'm wondering if the noise, everybody with their opinions, if it's the Twitter, if it's the Instagram giving you all of this ammunition for you to hear all the noise.

00:30:50.800 Yeah, that's true.

00:30:51.820 Because I think men have always been assholes.

00:30:53.220 Yeah, so there's certain comics that you're just like, but I never saw them.

00:30:56.220 But now that they're kind of like on my feed.

00:30:57.960 More visible.

00:30:58.780 It kind of makes you go, hmm.

00:31:00.500 Yeah, it's like the accessibility has almost.

00:31:02.660 Accessibility, perfect.

00:31:03.240 It's like fucked all of them over a little bit.

00:31:05.340 True.

00:31:05.640 But I've also said, too, that when men get fucked up for telling shit jokes, like nine times out of ten, it's like it was because it was, you know, punching down comedy with no real wit to it.

00:31:20.380 It was just like a, and then I hit her.

00:31:23.040 And then you're like, what?

00:31:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:24.600 And only the worst people you know in the world laugh at shit like that, which is like, okay, whatever.

00:31:29.360 But every time they suffer any sort of backlash, they're always like, oh, you can't joke about anything these days.

00:31:35.100 To which I'm always like, that's true to an extent, but also that never stops you.

00:31:39.920 So, like, what do you mean?

00:31:41.460 Like, you're still doing it.

00:31:43.280 So, like, what do you mean?

00:31:44.260 Well, when people say you can't joke about something, people always ask me, is anything off limits?

00:31:48.920 And I go, for me, no.

00:31:50.400 Like, what's in my wheelhouse and what's my world?

00:31:53.660 And that's why I think it's important to talk about anything that you can relate to.

00:31:56.980 Like, I can talk about the obstacles of drag.

00:31:59.140 Like, I can talk about, like, I had someone say to me that I could not call someone a fag.

00:32:03.340 And I said, oh, I can.

00:32:05.440 Because I've been called a fag my entire fucking life.

00:32:07.840 I can call somebody a faggot.

00:32:10.020 And it's like, well, you can't.

00:32:12.120 Well, that faggot.

00:32:13.640 But it's like, it's like, that's useless faggot.

00:32:17.580 But bloated faggot.

00:32:20.480 Problematic faggot.

00:32:21.820 But the thing I have with that is that I'm going, well, wait a minute.

00:32:24.400 Now you're telling me that I can't say a word that has been said to me my entire life pre-internet.

00:32:30.000 And some 12-year-old is going to say I'm offended by it.

00:32:32.820 Well, you know what happens to people that are offended?

00:32:34.600 They die.

00:32:37.600 Just like we all do.

00:32:38.700 So, you know, do you want to spend your life telling everybody you're offended?

00:32:41.420 That's your feelings.

00:32:43.420 You know?

00:32:44.000 And so I say, if you're not interested in what I'm saying, there's thousands of other people that you can find funny.

00:32:49.600 Like, go figure it out.

00:32:50.280 Absolutely.

00:32:50.660 But in the game of it, it's just, I'm not expecting you to like me.

00:32:53.600 And it's okay if you don't.

00:32:54.920 Yeah.

00:32:55.120 You know?

00:32:55.420 But there's somewhere in this gay world where we're supposed to be these amazing political figures and supposed to be these symbols of excellence.

00:33:02.640 No, bitch.

00:33:03.460 I'm a faggot in a wig.

00:33:04.980 Like, don't give me that pressure.

00:33:06.780 Don't put me on a pedestal because you're going to rip me down.

00:33:09.440 Well, we're also human.

00:33:10.820 Yes!

00:33:11.100 We're human people, and human people live as humans, which is imperfectly.

00:33:15.940 Yes!

00:33:17.200 At the very, very beginning of me making videos, I once made a video responding to someone.

00:33:22.540 And in the video, I was like, bitch, this is the thing.

00:33:25.520 And I said it like that.

00:33:27.140 And I had a bunch of random women spamming my comments and telling me that I shouldn't call women bitches.

00:33:34.140 And I was like, I wasn't.

00:33:35.700 I mean, first of all, I wasn't.

00:33:37.020 But even if I was, so.

00:33:39.320 But it's the phrase to get your point across.

00:33:40.860 It's like, bitch, like, bitch, bitch.

00:33:42.660 Yeah.

00:33:43.040 And also, I call men bitches all the time, too.

00:33:45.520 Like, that is a genderless term.

00:33:46.540 A little bitch.

00:33:47.280 Yeah.

00:33:48.520 Genderless term, girl.

00:33:49.520 It is.

00:33:50.040 I'll use that on anyone.

00:33:51.280 Yeah, and it usually applies.

00:33:52.720 It's like, little bitch-ass motherfucker.

00:33:54.740 Anyway, I, um, what the hell was I talking about?

00:33:57.600 Uh, saying the word bitch.

00:33:58.900 Oh, yeah.

00:33:59.280 Like, I, yeah, I don't even realize I say bitch, you know?

00:34:02.280 Same.

00:34:02.720 It just kind of comes out.

00:34:03.800 It's just part of my everyday vernacular.

00:34:05.660 Completely.

00:34:06.120 Just what I call it.

00:34:06.960 Just like cunt.

00:34:07.780 Yeah, cunt.

00:34:08.200 Ooh, that's a good one.

00:34:08.840 Cunt doesn't offend me at all.

00:34:10.060 Doesn't bother me.

00:34:10.980 Yeah.

00:34:11.260 Because it's true.

00:34:12.560 And it's, it's very fitting.

00:34:17.160 Speaking of British people and your hatred for them.

00:34:19.060 I don't have hatred for them.

00:34:20.580 I enjoy them.

00:34:22.000 Have you ever seen, well, I've never been to the UK, but like, I've seen, I've seen a

00:34:26.340 lot of British people.

00:34:27.200 And now we won't let you in, bitch.

00:34:28.580 And you have, and you're mean to them.

00:34:30.060 Yeah.

00:34:30.300 No, I'm not.

00:34:30.680 I love them.

00:34:31.600 They're the best audience.

00:34:32.560 They're so hateful.

00:34:33.420 I love it.

00:34:33.740 I've seen their like meals.

00:34:35.840 Like the way, the way they eat is crazy.

00:34:38.020 Well, breakfast is weird.

00:34:39.460 Yeah.

00:34:39.700 But you got to admit, as Americans, we're kind of fucked up too when it comes to.

00:34:43.060 No, absolutely.

00:34:43.880 I mean.

00:34:44.180 It's purely a difference in culture at that point.

00:34:46.880 But when I watch it, I'm like, y'all eat like you're in medieval times.

00:34:50.300 Beans on toast.

00:34:51.140 Y'all eat like they're giving you rations.

00:34:53.380 Is everything okay?

00:34:55.160 Are times bad?

00:34:56.260 Well, when you, I've been in many hotels, uh, when I'm over there and they like, Ooh,

00:35:01.580 free continental breakfast.

00:35:04.740 Bunch of beans.

00:35:05.740 Options.

00:35:06.340 Yeah.

00:35:06.640 Bush's beans.

00:35:07.240 Like if I'm eating beans at six in the morning, they're coming from Taco Bell.

00:35:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:10.460 Cause I've been drunk the whole night, but I don't crave.

00:35:12.580 And we'll be the rest of the day.

00:35:13.700 Yes.

00:35:14.060 I don't crave beans in the morning.

00:35:16.400 What are we talking about?

00:35:17.660 Yeah.

00:35:18.260 Beans in the morning.

00:35:19.200 No.

00:35:19.400 Beans on toast.

00:35:20.200 Beans on toast.

00:35:20.960 It's a thing.

00:35:21.580 Have you tried it?

00:35:22.500 Yeah.

00:35:22.820 I can't.

00:35:23.500 I can't.

00:35:24.580 Okay.

00:35:24.780 Now maybe, maybe at like a fine restaurant, it'd be great, but not this continental breakfast

00:35:28.220 at the hotel.

00:35:28.960 No, no, no.

00:35:30.500 When I see them, when they, they always, their plates just seem so randomized.

00:35:35.080 Like they're like ravioli, some fries.

00:35:38.020 Ravioli.

00:35:38.700 Carrots.

00:35:39.480 This is a real meal.

00:35:40.380 I saw a British girl make.

00:35:41.380 It was literally ravioli.

00:35:42.440 This is on Tic Tac now.

00:35:43.200 She's probably getting, trying to get attention.

00:35:45.020 No, I've seen so many.

00:35:46.620 I have not seen a ravioli.

00:35:47.740 First of all, fries are part of every meal, which I'm not opposed to.

00:35:50.500 They call chips.

00:35:51.460 Chips.

00:35:51.780 But they do make fun of American people for eating like shit all the time, or their portions

00:35:55.680 are huge, which like, okay, but they have fries with every meal.

00:35:59.200 But you know, every-

00:35:59.760 And the fries are pale.

00:36:00.940 Well, they're called chips.

00:36:02.560 Chips.

00:36:02.680 And they're a little thicker.

00:36:03.820 Yeah.

00:36:04.220 So they're not like our little stringy fries.

00:36:05.860 And I must tell you though, every friend of mine from the UK that comes over to America

00:36:10.100 at some point wants to go to all of these shitty American places.

00:36:13.720 Of course they do.

00:36:14.040 Because they're like, we gotta try this.

00:36:15.080 We gotta go to Dairy Queen.

00:36:16.440 I gotta see the size of this sandwich.

00:36:18.320 So they're fascinated by us.

00:36:19.580 Yeah.

00:36:19.860 When it comes to that, yeah.

00:36:20.860 I'm horrified by their food.

00:36:22.000 No, you'd be fine.

00:36:23.060 You'd be fine.

00:36:23.680 I mean, it's not like, I haven't had, oh, here we go.

00:36:26.760 Because someone in the comments is going to say, Bianca, you're wrong.

00:36:28.580 But I haven't had amazing cuisine there.

00:36:33.100 I've definitely gotten through it with certain foods.

00:36:36.820 Yep.

00:36:37.180 Yep.

00:36:37.440 Rations.

00:36:37.900 But it is a different world.

00:36:39.360 They eat like what astronauts eat.

00:36:41.180 Yeah.

00:36:41.640 They pour water in it, shake it up, and it turns into a meal.

00:36:45.160 Astronauts?

00:36:45.520 Where did you come up with that shit?

00:36:46.940 Look up astronaut food, it comes in those silver packs.

00:36:49.940 Yeah, I'll make that a part of my list.

00:36:53.840 Today, I'm going to look up some kinky porn and astronaut food.

00:36:57.980 Yeah.

00:37:01.400 In this video, a man is defending.

00:37:04.320 Oh, wait.

00:37:04.520 Oh, wait.

00:37:04.780 So you're telling.

00:37:05.260 All right.

00:37:05.440 Could you just use a more sexy voice when you're talking?

00:37:07.560 Like, give me something sultry so that I'm interested in the video.

00:37:10.680 Like, make it.

00:37:11.380 But I'm not a man.

00:37:12.260 No, you don't have to be a man, honey.

00:37:13.800 I want to hear your voice.

00:37:14.940 Come on, make it sexy.

00:37:16.740 Okay.

00:37:18.140 In this video, a man is defending.

00:37:21.300 Okay, I didn't say, like.

00:37:22.780 I'm doing driver's ed.

00:37:23.800 Okay, oh, driver's ed.

00:37:24.600 Driver's ed, driver's ed.

00:37:25.520 Okay, in this video, a man is defending Joe Coy's stand-up set at the Golden Globes.

00:37:31.080 He's saying he's a fucking comedian, he's supposed to tell jokes, and that Joe only had 10 days to prepare.

00:37:37.680 That's why some of his jokes were, quote, kind of weak and cliche.

00:37:42.240 I know.

00:37:43.400 Snooze.

00:37:43.760 Also, 10 days is, I feel, maybe I'm just ignorant, but I feel like that's more than enough time to write 10 minutes.

00:37:50.860 Maybe I'm fucking stupid, though.

00:37:52.500 Sure.

00:37:52.980 I think, and this is, there's so much wrong with the whole scenario.

00:37:57.500 The fact that he was, like, number 14 on the list and agreed to do it.

00:38:01.440 It's not an easy job.

00:38:02.740 No, not at all.

00:38:03.260 It's not an easy fucking job hosting a show, which basically means it's outside of your realm, even as a comedian, because that's the one night you have to get everybody to like you.

00:38:12.900 Totally.

00:38:13.220 Or to agree that it's funny.

00:38:14.940 Totally.

00:38:15.100 And then you go into a room full of A-list assholes who don't have a fucking sense of humor to begin with.

00:38:20.820 That's problematic.

00:38:21.800 And if you don't travel in their circles, and I've seen Joe's stand-up, and it's funny.

00:38:26.300 Like, some of the stuff he does is really, really funny.

00:38:28.080 But he's not a roaster, so to speak.

00:38:30.200 So when you're trying to do that in front of those people on that night with little preparation, you're fucked, you know?

00:38:38.300 He lost the room pretty quick.

00:38:39.620 It's very hard.

00:38:40.560 And then you start throwing everybody else under the bus.

00:38:42.400 It's kind of like, girl, nobody cares.

00:38:43.580 It's been 10 days.

00:38:44.400 Like, this is your fucking moment.

00:38:45.660 You shouldn't have fucking slept, you know?

00:38:48.200 And worked on this.

00:38:49.080 For real.

00:38:49.660 And to put into context, you know, when they blame the writers, something that people forget is that someone like Joan Rivers, who I loved, did Fashion Police.

00:38:57.900 And on Fashion Police, she had something like 8 to 11 writers that were on Fashion Police.

00:39:02.740 So if you're someone like Joe, and you're going in, and Joan Rivers had 11, let's say, writers, you need 46.

00:39:09.940 You know what I mean?

00:39:10.920 For real.

00:39:11.240 Like, you should get more people, and you should actually workshop this with the people.

00:39:15.340 What is going to work in this room?

00:39:16.440 I'm not saying please the people in the room, because you've got people like Ricky Gervais, who goes in there and just eats them alive, and it's brilliant.

00:39:22.600 But he doesn't give two fucks.

00:39:23.580 And I'm like, that's great, because it's what he does.

00:39:26.020 That's his thing.

00:39:26.620 So that's his thing.

00:39:27.360 So it's a tricky line.

00:39:28.940 I mean, kudos for trying, but girl, would you want to try with that many people watching?

00:39:32.700 Oh, girl.

00:39:33.580 Apparently the ratings were down.

00:39:34.740 I mean, I feel like it was a missed opportunity, to be honest.

00:39:38.440 And I feel like, like you said, I would have given 10 days, like you said, hire the best people you know.

00:39:43.900 Hire anybody.

00:39:45.080 If you need help.

00:39:46.100 Yeah.

00:39:46.660 And it was truly, like, again, like, this shit just sucked.

00:39:50.940 Like, I am never, it takes a great deal to offend me, and it's not even anything serious.

00:39:57.560 Yeah.

00:39:57.900 That really, I don't get offended ever, really.

00:40:00.380 So it didn't offend me at all.

00:40:02.460 It sucked.

00:40:03.300 Like, once again, like, it sucked.

00:40:05.680 It's not good.

00:40:06.480 It was poor.

00:40:07.240 And he lost the room so fast.

00:40:09.800 The way that I was like, that was probably the worst part, is like, watching it happen live.

00:40:14.400 Fall apart.

00:40:14.980 Watching someone crash and burn live.

00:40:16.640 Right.

00:40:17.180 Like, in a room full of alcohol.

00:40:19.040 Well, and crash and burn, because you're not doing what you naturally do.

00:40:22.620 Yeah.

00:40:22.940 You know?

00:40:23.340 Staying in your lane.

00:40:24.380 It's tricky.

00:40:24.940 Like, you know, people, like, well, people weren't laughing.

00:40:28.240 Well, Ricky Gervais says some really horrible shit, and people don't laugh.

00:40:30.700 But it's fucking funny as shit, and it's so true.

00:40:33.100 But they don't want to be faced with that.

00:40:34.880 But I think you have to have a set of balls to get up there and do it.

00:40:37.800 Kudos for trying.

00:40:39.540 But girl.

00:40:40.660 Poor.

00:40:41.160 Girl.

00:40:41.880 A bad, failed attempt.

00:40:43.300 It was rough.

00:40:44.040 It was rough.

00:40:44.520 And I think, and he also didn't seem comfortable, which is really hard.

00:40:47.900 Yeah, and I even, I talked about it, too, because, you know, obviously most of the jokes

00:40:51.840 you made were about women, which I'm like, okay, right?

00:40:54.360 Like, I mean, obviously, like, that's, if straight male comedians could never joke about

00:41:00.040 women ever again, they'd have to go get a job, girl.

00:41:02.340 They'd be out of a job, girl.

00:41:04.180 Completely.

00:41:04.680 They'd be back at the Genius Bar immediately.

00:41:06.780 Completely.

00:41:07.360 The next day.

00:41:08.420 Like, they would have nothing to go off of ever again.

00:41:10.780 So, of course he's going to reach like that.

00:41:12.560 Of course they're going to do that.

00:41:13.580 But it's like, those are supposed to be like walking the line jokes.

00:41:16.340 But again, like a joke that ends with a doll with big boobies.

00:41:20.260 Yeah.

00:41:21.260 That was it.

00:41:21.800 Well, the other thing that was really interesting was the whole Taylor Swift moment.

00:41:25.180 And if we've learned anything, is that award shows don't come for Taylor Swift.

00:41:30.420 Just nothing good.

00:41:30.900 Thank you, Kanye.

00:41:32.340 Nothing good ever comes out of it.

00:41:33.760 Nothing ever good comes out of it.

00:41:35.040 And ooh, she was just drinking that champagne.

00:41:36.920 I said, you gotta do it, bitch.

00:41:38.140 But I didn't think, I didn't even think it was, I don't know what, like, I took it as,

00:41:42.180 now this is me, my opinion, I took it as, he was making a joke that the NFL keeps cutting

00:41:47.480 to clips of her.

00:41:48.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:48.740 I don't know because I don't watch football, but a lesbian friend confirmed that they show

00:41:54.100 lots of clips of her.

00:41:55.180 Because I was like, what is the joke here?

00:41:56.920 Yeah, it's like, it's like all her.

00:41:58.200 Every five minutes is her in the stands or what have you.

00:42:00.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:01.020 So that's why I was like, oh, so at the award show, okay, they're not going to cut to her.

00:42:04.300 That's how I took it.

00:42:05.380 How did you take it?

00:42:06.560 I honestly, I kind of took it.

00:42:09.560 I mean, she could buy me and sell me, so it's like, it doesn't really matter at this point.

00:42:12.840 Probably in the same, it was in both veins, honestly.

00:42:15.700 I didn't think it was a joke, I just thought it was an observation.

00:42:18.380 Yeah, I thought so.

00:42:19.700 I mean, if it was a joke, it wasn't good.

00:42:21.880 That's my point.

00:42:22.440 Either way.

00:42:23.080 Yeah.

00:42:23.200 Like, it's like, and I feel like he said worse things about women in that same exact, like,

00:42:29.060 little monologue.

00:42:29.800 Ah.

00:42:30.160 So I didn't think that was the worst of them.

00:42:32.240 I also, like you kind of said, I was kind of confused about it.

00:42:35.000 So I was kind of like, eh.

00:42:36.260 Yeah.

00:42:36.520 Which means your joke sucked.

00:42:37.460 Like, if I had no reaction at all, I feel like that's worse than getting mad.

00:42:40.040 Well, if you have to explain the joke, it's the, ooh, that's, ooh, that's rough.

00:42:43.680 That's rough.

00:42:44.160 And I, yeah, like you said, like, maybe we stop fucking with her.

00:42:47.240 I won't fuck with her.

00:42:47.820 Maybe we leave her alone.

00:42:48.760 Maybe we leave her alone.

00:42:48.840 Now, you know what's interesting is that I don't mind her.

00:42:50.940 Like, there was some point I said something about her that I didn't like something, and then

00:42:55.760 that's when they come on the attack.

00:42:57.080 And the thing is, I realized, oh, it had nothing to do with her.

00:42:59.260 It has to do with the people that worship her.

00:43:01.260 That's where it becomes problematic.

00:43:02.520 Yeah.

00:43:02.740 It's like that, sometimes that Stan culture can be really toxic, too.

00:43:07.940 Yes.

00:43:08.060 Like, especially online.

00:43:10.220 And I just feel like the monologue just, again, it was real subpar.

00:43:14.440 It wasn't your thing.

00:43:15.740 No.

00:43:15.980 And also, I would like to suggest to always keep those audience camps, the way that they

00:43:22.380 forget that they're there and they go every year.

00:43:24.080 Oh, it's so good.

00:43:24.560 And also mic them.

00:43:26.020 I would really love to hear.

00:43:26.900 Oh, that would add to it.

00:43:27.780 Add a floor mic.

00:43:28.660 I don't understand people.

00:43:30.100 It's like, oh, let me announce everything.

00:43:31.480 I'm going to take a shit.

00:43:32.760 Everybody, don't look at me.

00:43:34.460 I've got, like, we know it's part of life.

00:43:36.640 It gets a little overwhelming.

00:43:37.760 Just fucking leave.

00:43:39.440 I can't be bothered with the people that announce it.

00:43:42.140 How do you feel about it?

00:43:43.300 Like, I need a mental break.

00:43:44.640 Go!

00:43:45.500 See a doctor.

00:43:46.420 Get on some pills.

00:43:47.380 Come back.

00:43:48.940 You know what I mean?

00:43:50.180 Yeah, I feel like, I don't give a fuck.

00:43:52.720 Yeah.

00:43:53.020 So, that's how I feel.

00:43:54.120 Like, I don't care.

00:43:55.180 I don't care, girl.

00:43:55.880 It's just a lot.

00:43:56.720 I don't need to hear it.

00:43:57.400 Like, why is that?

00:43:58.180 It's just like the showering thing.

00:43:59.200 I don't need to hear it.

00:43:59.720 I don't need to hear it.

00:44:00.560 You don't need to announce your departure.

00:44:01.780 It's okay.

00:44:02.360 I don't need to hear that you don't wash your ass.

00:44:03.900 I don't need to hear it.

00:44:04.520 I don't need the information.

00:44:05.680 Thank you, though.

00:44:06.260 Not at all.

00:44:06.640 I would like to say, though, if I went and I got to sit at a table, I'd be doing bits.

00:44:11.920 Oh, yes.

00:44:12.220 The whole night.

00:44:12.940 If you know the camera's on you.

00:44:13.980 When he's telling the jokes and the jokes aren't funny, I'm standing there going, as

00:44:17.000 you should.

00:44:17.520 You know what I mean?

00:44:18.000 And that's the headline tomorrow.

00:44:19.240 Yep.

00:44:19.400 That's a good titty laugh.

00:44:20.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:20.820 You got a jolly laugh.

00:44:21.820 Each one.

00:44:22.500 And then I'm switching seats each time.

00:44:24.180 As you should.

00:44:24.700 Different accessory.

00:44:25.560 And different spots.

00:44:26.260 Yeah.

00:44:26.540 Different hat.

00:44:27.520 Pair of glasses.

00:44:28.020 You really are a drag queen.

00:44:29.520 In disguise.

00:44:30.840 At the end of the day.

00:44:31.940 That's drag tactic.

00:44:33.080 That really is.

00:44:34.140 That's why I said it.

00:44:35.020 Physical comedy.

00:44:35.820 Physical comedy is important.

00:44:36.680 Physical comedy.

00:44:37.340 That's what I'm doing.

00:44:37.740 I'm doing bits the whole night.

00:44:39.620 And there's liquor there.

00:44:40.580 Because you can drink at the Golden Globes.

00:44:42.080 And I'm fucked up beyond belief.

00:44:43.660 There you go.

00:44:44.120 And then my last bit, my tit falls out and I don't realize.

00:44:48.620 Now that's fierce.

00:44:49.400 And then I stand up and I'm cheering.

00:44:51.000 So is it going to be like a tit with a pasty?

00:44:52.580 Or is it going to be like raw titty?

00:44:53.620 No, raw titty.

00:44:54.200 Raw titty.

00:44:54.720 So it's not Lil' Kim, Diana Ross.

00:44:56.260 Full frontal.

00:44:56.940 No.

00:44:57.480 Just titty.

00:44:58.400 Just one?

00:44:58.720 Titty out.

00:44:59.220 Just one?

00:44:59.740 Just one.

00:45:00.340 Ooh.

00:45:00.840 Any support on the other one?

00:45:02.060 No, just like it fully out.

00:45:04.080 And then I'm standing up celebrating someone that I don't give a fuck about.

00:45:06.900 That's my last bit.

00:45:07.480 So it's like flapjack titty.

00:45:08.600 Yep.

00:45:08.740 It's like dancing with it.

00:45:10.060 Because I have like a one strap dress.

00:45:11.900 I thought you were going to say you just have one titty.

00:45:13.040 I was like, oh God, that's a whole nother show.

00:45:19.240 Don't talk about it.

00:45:20.920 I want to like full support this one out.

00:45:23.320 And then I'm cheering and they're showing me on camera.

00:45:25.920 Okay.

00:45:26.440 And then someone cuts to me.

00:45:27.680 Then they tackle me to the ground.

00:45:28.980 Wait, are you going to act surprised?

00:45:30.220 Or are you going to be like, titties are free?

00:45:32.040 Or are you going to pull a Janet Jackson going, you know, is that going to be a hit?

00:45:35.760 I'm going to act surprised.

00:45:37.140 You're going to act surprised.

00:45:37.840 I'm going to act surprised.

00:45:38.280 So in the moment of jubilation, let's say a movie wins.

00:45:41.440 Yeah.

00:45:41.660 And you're like, yeah.

00:45:42.920 And then it's one titty.

00:45:44.100 Well, that's weird.

00:45:44.740 I'm shaking both.

00:45:45.500 So it's just flap.

00:45:46.700 Yeah.

00:45:47.140 And titty.

00:45:47.420 Oh, you're doing that?

00:45:47.920 Bouncing.

00:45:48.320 Okay, that's it.

00:45:48.860 Titty just flapping.

00:45:49.920 That's a good plan.

00:45:50.660 I did it.

00:45:51.120 And then they tackle me to the ground, hog tie me, carry me out.

00:45:54.300 That's brilliant.

00:45:54.980 Hog tie?

00:45:55.680 You're into that?

00:45:56.900 Well, I think that's how they would have to get me out unless they want to tranquilize

00:46:00.580 or shoot me.

00:46:01.380 That would be fierce.

00:46:02.440 I've seen that on Animal Planet.

00:46:03.660 Because if I'm fucked up, like my strength goes up 100%.

00:46:06.200 Oh, so you're that bitch.

00:46:07.000 So you fight when you're drunk.

00:46:08.120 I just think I get extra strong.

00:46:09.900 No, you fight when you're drunk.

00:46:11.080 Maybe.

00:46:11.600 Just admit it.

00:46:11.660 Just say it.

00:46:12.120 Sometimes.

00:46:12.380 You've got anger issues.

00:46:14.700 Girl.

00:46:15.820 Is this an intervention?

00:46:16.940 No.

00:46:18.440 But I am formulating a lot of thoughts here.

00:46:21.460 I just think my strength goes up.

00:46:23.320 Probably my bravado.

00:46:24.460 Your strength goes up when you're drinking and you're feeling it.

00:46:27.080 When I'm just fucked up beyond belief.

00:46:27.980 So they're going to tranquilize you, hog tie you, and escort you out.

00:46:31.220 Carry me out.

00:46:31.480 Carry you out.

00:46:32.020 And the whole time they're carrying me out, tits still out.

00:46:33.920 Tits still out.

00:46:34.280 Are you screaming on the way out?

00:46:35.500 Nope.

00:46:35.980 Are you going, titties are free?

00:46:37.060 Yeah, I'm just kind of, I'm just like, they don't want you to know, but I didn't tell

00:46:40.340 anyone anything.

00:46:40.900 That's it.

00:46:41.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:41.920 They don't want you to know.

00:46:42.480 They don't want you to know the truth, but I didn't say anything.

00:46:44.520 I don't want to know the truth.

00:46:47.000 See, you can just stand up.

00:46:48.340 You just made up a whole fucking story.

00:46:50.780 If you told me it was true, I'd be like, yeah, you know.

00:46:53.360 Yeah.

00:46:53.680 I mean, I really didn't believe all of it because no award show would bring you there.

00:46:56.340 But I...

00:46:57.520 Probably never again, honestly.

00:46:59.100 No.

00:46:59.400 They'll never let me come down.

00:47:00.340 You spilled your big plan.

00:47:02.540 Titty gate 2024.

00:47:04.880 I just told everyone my evil plan.

00:47:07.200 You did.

00:47:07.760 Yeah.

00:47:08.220 But who says I don't have more?

00:47:09.700 Oh, hey.

00:47:10.500 Exactly.

00:47:10.960 That's talent.

00:47:11.640 Always have a plan B.

00:47:12.900 Always.

00:47:13.380 You always have a plan B.

00:47:14.440 You have to have a plan B.

00:47:15.440 You know, if my parents had plan B, I wouldn't, you know, be here.

00:47:19.100 And we'd be better off.

00:47:20.480 Yeah, we would shut it.

00:47:22.380 Look at her.

00:47:22.880 She got jokes now.

00:47:24.360 I'm a comedian.

00:47:25.080 We're going to read some of the comments on this video.

00:47:29.960 So this one says, it's comedy.

00:47:32.520 Is this the video of?

00:47:33.780 Of a guy defending the stand-up set.

00:47:36.220 Oh, so the guy is defending on the video.

00:47:37.640 Yeah.

00:47:38.080 He's just like, he was funny and women are sensitive.

00:47:41.080 That was essentially his vibes.

00:47:42.960 This says, it's comedy.

00:47:44.320 There's going to be quips.

00:47:45.640 Maybe give them more than 10 days to prepare.

00:47:47.640 Too many awards anyway.

00:47:49.200 Well, that had so many grammatical errors.

00:47:50.640 I doubt you're watching the Golden Globes, which you can't even spell Golden Globe.

00:47:53.740 So I think you should worry about that, probably.

00:47:55.960 Oh, if you did your titty thing at the Golden Globes, it's good because you got the-

00:47:58.880 Exactly.

00:47:59.520 Got it.

00:47:59.860 Yeah, just-

00:48:00.280 And what if it fell out and it was painted like a Golden Globe?

00:48:03.160 Then what?

00:48:04.180 Golden Globes-uh.

00:48:05.400 But then you have to maybe pull out the other one when you're hogtied.

00:48:08.020 Oh, yeah.

00:48:08.560 Yeah, that would add a little-

00:48:09.000 To get the bit across.

00:48:10.040 That would get the bit across.

00:48:10.260 I'm like, they didn't hear the rest of my messaging.

00:48:11.960 There you go.

00:48:12.560 Yeah.

00:48:13.040 It's painted like a Golden Globe, and then they give me a Golden Globe.

00:48:15.880 That's it.

00:48:16.040 Then I win the Golden Globes forever.

00:48:18.260 And then you put it in between your titties.

00:48:19.640 There you go.

00:48:20.320 There you go.

00:48:21.160 You like that?

00:48:21.820 That's it.

00:48:22.600 At the podium when they do their-

00:48:23.760 We're on to something.

00:48:24.480 Like when they-

00:48:25.100 Oh, wait, now you're winning an award?

00:48:26.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:26.700 Why are you winning an award?

00:48:27.820 Because of the scene?

00:48:29.040 It's like checkmate.

00:48:30.180 I just won.

00:48:31.020 If it's painted like a Golden Globe, I feel like they should give me one.

00:48:34.380 That's just my feeling.

00:48:36.600 How many people told you this is possible?

00:48:39.220 Is it yes people that are all around you that are convinced?

00:48:42.100 Or you just got a lot of time?

00:48:42.980 Well, it was just purely the demons, honestly.

00:48:45.480 Okay, purely the demons.

00:48:46.340 I would pay to see it.

00:48:47.600 I would pay to see it.

00:48:48.580 I would love to see the titties in action.

00:48:49.760 You want to get ratings up?

00:48:50.860 That's it.

00:48:51.480 Hit me up.

00:48:52.160 Yeah.

00:48:53.740 You know what's funny is I worked the Oscars last year and I hope they don't see it.

00:48:57.060 No!

00:48:58.160 You did?

00:48:58.920 Yeah, I did the carpet.

00:48:59.960 Did you have a good time?

00:49:00.640 It was awesome.

00:49:01.440 Really?

00:49:01.840 It was really fun, but it was truly like a surreal experience.

00:49:05.340 It feels like-

00:49:06.000 In a good way?

00:49:06.860 In a good way in the sense of like the way that they run award shows like that is just

00:49:11.120 crazy to see.

00:49:11.980 It is.

00:49:12.140 Kind of like boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:49:13.160 Yeah, it's insane to witness live.

00:49:15.240 Of everybody you spoke to, who was your favorite?

00:49:18.000 Ooh.

00:49:19.460 Oh, who looked the worst up close?

00:49:20.960 That I'd love to hear.

00:49:22.560 Who doesn't look like her pictures?

00:49:24.920 I honestly-

00:49:25.900 Oh, here we go.

00:49:26.640 She wants another job.

00:49:27.580 She wants to go back.

00:49:28.580 So she's like, honestly, I love them all.

00:49:30.220 Go ahead.

00:49:30.340 I'm 100% honest, like they all looked flawless up close, but I think that's just because they're

00:49:34.640 you know-

00:49:35.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:36.480 Probably The Rock because I've met him a few times and he's great.

00:49:39.880 So you thought he looked great?

00:49:40.880 Yeah, he looked great.

00:49:41.720 Oh, okay.

00:49:41.960 But he was really fun to talk to, too.

00:49:43.440 Okay.

00:49:43.860 Because he was kind of fucked up.

00:49:45.800 Oh, see, that's it.

00:49:46.500 And I love when they tell me that.

00:49:47.780 I love to see them when they're wasted.

00:49:48.740 You know what's funny, too, is when it first started, because obviously I'm a dickhead on the

00:49:51.700 internet, so no one gives a fuck about me, so they make me walk at 12 noon.

00:49:54.620 And then I'm standing there for seven hours before the actual people get there.

00:49:57.240 So when I was there, they had a lot of directors, producers, all those people walk, and they

00:50:04.600 have all their families with them.

00:50:06.920 And I told the girl that was helping me pull talent, I told her that if they have daughters

00:50:12.620 between the ages of like 18 to 25, tell them to look over here.

00:50:17.520 Sure.

00:50:17.920 And I got so many interviews because they brought their daughters and their daughters love me.

00:50:22.200 That's good.

00:50:22.740 See, that's a win-win.

00:50:23.920 Networking.

00:50:24.440 All right.

00:50:24.840 Next year.

00:50:25.780 Oscars.

00:50:26.140 What are you doing this year?

00:50:27.420 Hopefully.

00:50:27.920 Hopefully.

00:50:28.360 Fingers crossed.

00:50:28.920 I won't do the Golden Globe bit.

00:50:29.940 No, titties will be down.

00:50:30.700 That's just for the Golden Globes.

00:50:31.640 Just Golden Globes.

00:50:32.760 Y'all are special.

00:50:33.260 That's just for them.

00:50:33.740 Just for the foreign press.

00:50:34.440 I got a different one for you guys.

00:50:36.100 Oh, God.

00:50:36.980 Not the time to tell them.

00:50:38.620 I can't tell you that plan, though.

00:50:40.360 They were so great to work with, though.

00:50:43.360 That's good.

00:50:43.860 Which was awesome.

00:50:44.720 It's always good to hear exciting, fun stories, because normally they're like, girl, let

00:50:48.620 me tell you what happened.

00:50:49.580 Right.

00:50:49.920 But that's good that it was a lot of fun.

00:50:51.440 I'll tell you a tea story.

00:50:52.580 I told this one to Katia on the show, but I'll like-

00:50:55.780 Well, you better tell me, because I'm not going to watch her episodes, so let me know.

00:50:58.500 And we'll bleep the name and stuff.

00:51:00.900 The person's name?

00:51:01.300 But literally, I watched a f*** walk together.

00:51:04.640 She is at least four inches taller than him.

00:51:07.300 It's crazy.

00:51:08.000 The height difference is insane to see.

00:51:09.160 Is that four inches in heels, or four inches just in general?

00:51:12.120 I think just in general, and with heels, it's even more.

00:51:14.900 It's even more drastic.

00:51:15.440 Yeah.

00:51:15.860 Got it.

00:51:16.080 And so they're holding hands.

00:51:17.320 They look really sweet.

00:51:18.240 They're walking.

00:51:18.760 She doesn't do any interviews, because she's a f***.

00:51:21.140 Okay.

00:51:21.340 And so she's walking, and they're like, oh, f***, come over here for like five minutes.

00:51:24.940 That's a lot of bleeping.

00:51:25.620 You've got to bleep a lot of this.

00:51:26.700 Yeah, they're like, for like five minutes over here, whatever, right?

00:51:30.120 And then someone gets her attention, and then she's like, okay, one question really fast.

00:51:35.120 And he's like, okay.

00:51:36.580 And then he looks at her, and he goes, what do you think of the color of the carpet?

00:51:39.620 Because the color was beige instead of red.

00:51:41.520 And then she goes, what a ridiculous question to ask me.

00:51:45.220 I don't know.

00:51:45.700 It's tan.

00:51:46.760 And then she turned and left.

00:51:48.240 No.

00:51:50.840 And I said, oh.

00:51:52.100 Like, you finally get a chance to talk to, bleepity bleep, and that's the question that

00:51:57.020 you ask her?

00:51:58.900 Girl.

00:51:59.340 And then she was like, I don't know.

00:52:00.500 It's tan.

00:52:01.260 And then she turned and left.

00:52:02.260 Where was she running off to?

00:52:04.080 I don't know.

00:52:04.680 It's not like she's going to eat.

00:52:05.840 I mean, let's be real here.

00:52:06.880 Honestly, she ate him the f*** up, though.

00:52:08.300 That she did.

00:52:08.780 And she got a fan in me.

00:52:09.960 When I watched it, I said, and that's what I like to see, bitch.

00:52:12.880 Well, I would have loved it if she'd have said, mm-hmm, flesh tone, and walked off.

00:52:16.160 You know what I mean?

00:52:16.860 Because if it was pasty beige, doesn't she say, I don't know.

00:52:19.520 It's tan.

00:52:20.220 And she left.

00:52:20.920 And I said, and that's my white girl.

00:52:22.520 That's good.

00:52:23.040 That's my white girl right there.

00:52:24.040 I do like her, though.

00:52:24.920 I don't mind her.

00:52:25.620 Me too.

00:52:25.840 And sometimes, you know what?

00:52:26.560 We've got to commend her, because she doesn't talk to the press.

00:52:28.580 That's important.

00:52:29.140 Yeah.

00:52:29.500 Because we know too much about these people not washing, because they talk to the press.

00:52:32.500 There you go.

00:52:32.680 So thank you, Miss Bleepity Bleep, for not talking.

00:52:35.580 I appreciate that.

00:52:37.200 Watching her do that live was insane.

00:52:39.160 You were feeling it.

00:52:39.780 It was insane.

00:52:40.140 You were feeling it.

00:52:41.100 And also hearing how people shit talk.

00:52:43.540 Oh.

00:52:43.960 I was gathering so much tea from other media people.

00:52:47.680 Like, I was listening to them, and I was like, girl, that can't be true.

00:52:52.860 I was like, no way.

00:52:54.320 I was hearing them talk so much shit.

00:52:56.000 Because they just have, I feel like a lot of the press people, especially that do the

00:52:59.140 awards circuit, it's the same people every year.

00:53:01.660 Of course.

00:53:01.980 Because they've been doing it for like 10, 15 years, and they just know way too much

00:53:05.880 about everybody.

00:53:06.940 And I love, I love getting gossip.

00:53:09.100 We're going to talk after this.

00:53:15.140 Okay.

00:53:16.000 So we covered a lot of topics.

00:53:18.100 All kinds of stuff today.

00:53:19.540 And shit that wasn't even on the list.

00:53:21.480 No, and that's okay.

00:53:22.520 You found it about my porn career.

00:53:23.980 I did.

00:53:24.260 We discussed white people that don't wash.

00:53:25.840 We discussed how pretty the people of the UK are.

00:53:28.560 You don't like their eating habits.

00:53:30.460 Yeah.

00:53:30.700 We got a lot covered today.

00:53:31.680 All kinds of stuff.

00:53:32.040 We really did.

00:53:32.680 This is a very important episode.

00:53:34.060 And we got a lot of advice.

00:53:36.880 Well, I got a lot of advice from you about stand-up, which I appreciate greatly.

00:53:40.580 Yes.

00:53:40.980 And I'm so curious, what would you say is your best piece of advice for people who

00:53:45.160 are maybe either, whether they're pursuing drag, stand-up, or both at some point, because

00:53:50.700 I know drag is so popular to pursue now, especially, like, what would you say is your best piece

00:53:54.760 of advice for them?

00:53:56.180 Don't do it.

00:53:57.820 It's a trap!

00:53:58.780 No, I think it's do whatever's going to make you happy.

00:54:04.640 There are no rules.

00:54:05.720 The minute you realize there are no rules, with the exception of living, dying, and paying

00:54:09.000 your taxes, you need to do what's going to make you happy.

00:54:11.580 Absolutely.

00:54:11.780 It's kind of amazing in the world we live in now, where people are saying, you know,

00:54:15.280 I finally feel myself.

00:54:16.580 You know, I finally, whether it's the trans rights that is happening here, where people

00:54:19.920 are like, you know, I'm actually living my truth.

00:54:21.540 Do it.

00:54:22.140 Totally.

00:54:22.340 Do it.

00:54:22.840 It's insane that so many people feel that it's problematic or an issue.

00:54:26.420 If it's not your thing, no one's asking you to get gay married.

00:54:29.360 Period.

00:54:29.520 Nobody's asking you to transition.

00:54:31.520 Period.

00:54:31.700 Just be respectful as a spectrum, you know?

00:54:33.760 Yeah, for real.

00:54:34.180 I find what's crazy, like for me in particular, is that, you know, I pay my taxes, I do my

00:54:38.980 job, I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want to do without having to explain

00:54:41.240 myself.

00:54:42.100 You know what I mean?

00:54:43.520 So, I think do what's going to make you happy.

00:54:45.580 We're here for a very short period of time, you know?

00:54:48.320 So, make yourself, make yourself do those things.

00:54:51.640 Like you said, you know, I'm thinking about doing stand-up.

00:54:53.120 Just do it.

00:54:53.800 Just do it.

00:54:54.260 And if it goes horribly wrong, you've got a great story.

00:54:56.300 And if you feel bad, just go, ooh, just remember the Golden Globes and go, mm, not that

00:55:00.180 bad.

00:55:00.380 Then I go on Dancing with the Stars.

00:55:02.660 Oh, Dancing with the Stars.

00:55:03.840 That's a whole nother round.

00:55:05.400 Yeah, that's when I go on there.

00:55:06.060 Do you want to do that?

00:55:06.960 No.

00:55:07.420 Okay.

00:55:08.280 You just want to be in the promo?

00:55:09.440 I pivot there.

00:55:10.320 You pivot there.

00:55:10.960 Yeah, if everything goes wrong with comedy, I go that way.

00:55:12.640 Go into that.

00:55:13.200 All right, yeah.

00:55:13.760 Well, they'll take anybody.

00:55:15.160 So, it's good.

00:55:16.780 I just think, live your life and do what's going to make you happy.

00:55:20.220 And so, if it is drag, if it is, do it.

00:55:22.460 Who the fuck cares?

00:55:23.740 And the person that does say they care, like why do they fucking care?

00:55:27.060 Because they don't have the fucking gall or the balls to go do it themselves.

00:55:31.460 Completely.

00:55:31.940 Now, if you were to make a joke about it, I'm not afraid of somebody.

00:55:33.840 You're making a joke or, like I said, calling me a faggot or saying that I'm a sissy.

00:55:37.340 Great, great.

00:55:38.400 Like, you know, fine.

00:55:39.260 Make it clever.

00:55:40.080 But sure, it's nothing I haven't heard before.

00:55:41.900 But in the end, when they're trying to take away people's rights, I consider it very problematic.

00:55:46.320 Absolutely.

00:55:46.880 And like in Florida with the drag band and they don't want to have people performing and this and that.

00:55:50.120 I'm like, now you're fucking with the wrong people.

00:55:51.780 For real.

00:55:51.840 Because the gays are upset.

00:55:53.500 Because once you start fucking with unlimited mimosas at brunch.

00:55:57.540 Good luck.

00:55:58.640 Exactly.

00:55:59.400 It's on.

00:56:00.340 It's on.

00:56:00.900 Go ahead and close those doors to that restaurant, bitch.

00:56:02.700 It's true.

00:56:03.180 And usually at those places, it's a majority straight women that are coming to see the show.

00:56:06.800 Absolutely.

00:56:07.320 Because they got to find us to have fun.

00:56:10.660 They do.

00:56:11.340 Absolutely.

00:56:11.800 They do.

00:56:12.220 They don't have culture without you.

00:56:13.380 They don't.

00:56:13.840 They need us.

00:56:16.400 I need y'all too.

00:56:17.840 Oh, yeah, we do.

00:56:18.400 Yeah, you do.

00:56:18.820 Yeah, absolutely.

00:56:19.620 I do.

00:56:20.040 Well, thank you so much for coming on the show.

00:56:22.060 Well, thank you for having me.

00:56:23.080 We're talking about absolutely nothing.

00:56:25.300 Yes, I thoroughly enjoy it.

00:56:26.940 And we get paid to do it.

00:56:28.800 Amen.

00:56:29.420 Oh, we're getting paid?

00:56:30.180 I'm getting paid.

00:56:31.260 Oh.

00:56:31.560 Not you, me.

00:56:32.220 Oh.

00:56:32.640 Yeah.

00:56:33.320 Not you.

00:56:34.100 What a cunt.

00:56:34.340 This is for free.

00:56:35.120 What a cunt.

00:56:37.380 To the amazing Bianca Del Rio for coming, what else do you have going on that you would

00:56:42.400 like the audience to know about?

00:56:44.040 Oh, I can't believe you're bringing this up.

00:56:45.640 Oh, my God.

00:56:46.140 It's so crazy.

00:56:48.060 Well, I'm about to go on the road with my new show called Dead Inside.

00:56:51.860 Dead Inside, and after doing this interview with me, you're going to go, yep, makes sense.

00:56:55.240 Seems fitting.

00:56:56.240 Dead Inside is my new show, and I'm doing the first 60 dates, which I'm starting in San

00:57:02.140 Diego, and I run all the way through America and Canada.

00:57:05.780 Period.

00:57:06.140 So do come check me out, because I'll be on the road doing my show.

00:57:09.160 For all ticket information, you can go to thebiancadelrio.com.

00:57:12.760 Period.

00:57:13.560 Yeah.

00:57:13.840 So exciting.

00:57:15.040 I'm looking forward to it.

00:57:15.720 60 dates.

00:57:16.600 Damn.

00:57:16.820 Well, it's 60 right now, but it'll probably be a couple more for that part.

00:57:20.100 And then we obviously go to the UK, your favorite place, and go to the UK, then we

00:57:24.640 go to South America, then we go to Australia.

00:57:26.280 So yeah, it's over the whole world, but this is the first chunk.

00:57:29.420 That's so incredible.

00:57:29.700 So we do it bit by bit.

00:57:30.900 Yeah, so you've got to come see me.

00:57:31.940 If you want to see me in Los Angeles, you want to see me in San Diego, or if you want

00:57:34.080 to come see me in Palm Springs, we have options.

00:57:35.920 Oh, period.

00:57:36.640 You let me know.

00:57:37.240 And it has to be comped.

00:57:39.220 Sure.

00:57:41.380 Sure.

00:57:41.840 She don't pay me for the gig, but she wants free tickets.

00:57:44.220 I sure do.

00:57:44.960 Didn't this little prop here pay for this whole episode?

00:57:47.840 This little cushion?

00:57:48.680 He paid my rent.

00:57:49.740 Oh, God.

00:57:53.040 Thank you so much for coming.

00:57:54.460 Congrats on the tour.

00:57:55.500 That's fucking insane.

00:57:56.840 Everyone, make sure you go buy tickets to Bianca's new tour, Dead Inside, at biancadelrio.com.

00:58:02.640 The Bianca Del Rio.

00:58:04.320 That's a whole other story about this other Bianca Del Rio.

00:58:06.560 Girl, imagine the hate mail she gets.

00:58:08.940 But we'll talk about it.

00:58:09.640 We'll talk about it.

00:58:10.140 The biancadelrio.com.

00:58:11.800 Make sure y'all go cop tickets.

00:58:13.420 It's going to be so fucking funny.

00:58:15.180 I already know.

00:58:16.020 I believe it so severely.

00:58:17.740 I love a review before it comes out.

00:58:19.200 This is good.

00:58:19.800 And if it sucks, that's her fault, not mine.

00:58:21.640 Okay, you know what?

00:58:22.000 You went too far.

00:58:23.160 I went along with your fucking Golden Globe joke.

00:58:25.440 You can go along with me, bitch.

00:58:27.900 Pulling out her titties.

00:58:28.900 So original.

00:58:30.480 Titties.

00:58:31.080 Girl.

00:58:31.960 Girl.

00:58:32.440 Come on.

00:58:33.000 Girl.

00:58:33.960 That girl really works when you move the hair.

00:58:35.840 Yeah, it does.

00:58:36.460 It does.

00:58:37.200 Girl.

00:58:37.800 And we both have wigs on.

00:58:39.500 We do.

00:58:39.980 There you go.

00:58:40.320 We do.

00:58:41.300 Thank you all so much for watching this episode of the Comment Section Show with the amazing

00:58:45.340 Bianca Del Rio.

00:58:46.100 Where can everybody find you?

00:58:47.480 You can find me on Instagram and Twitter at thebiancadelrio.

00:58:50.740 I keep it easy.

00:58:51.600 I haven't ventured into the TikTok because some bitch has my name.

00:58:55.200 We'll talk about that.

00:58:56.080 That's a whole other thing.

00:58:56.300 Oh, it's a girl.

00:58:58.000 Girl.

00:58:58.580 Imposters everywhere.

00:58:59.380 It's the worst.

00:59:00.020 Like, who wants to be an imposter of this?

00:59:02.920 I mean, look at...

00:59:03.800 No.

00:59:04.820 But yeah, that's what I'm dealing with.

00:59:06.180 So yeah, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, all that kind of madness.

00:59:08.840 Period.

00:59:09.420 Okay, thank you.

00:59:09.980 They don't call it Twitter.

00:59:10.620 X, whatever it's called.

00:59:11.560 Girl.

00:59:11.780 Girl.

00:59:11.880 I can't keep up.

00:59:12.460 Y'all know.

00:59:13.280 Y'all know.

00:59:13.720 The Bianca Del Rio.

00:59:14.960 There you go.

00:59:15.620 Period.

00:59:16.300 Thank you so much for joining us on this episode of the Comment Section.

00:59:19.200 Thank you so much for my amazing guests, Bianca Del Rio.

00:59:22.040 And don't forget, new episodes of the Comment Section come out every Wednesday.

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00:59:33.660 So thank you so much for joining us, and I'll see you next week.

00:59:36.560 Bye!

00:59:37.240 Bye!

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