The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - IN WET WHALE Ft. Atsuko Okatsuka ｜ Episode 217

00:00:00.000 I have an itis where like white people, I have a very hard time distinguishing them from each other. 1.00

00:00:07.080 Right, right. You're like my grandma. So my grandma has known Ryan, my husband, for 10 years. 1.00

00:00:13.260 My husband is white, but I could be showing her a picture of like Harry Styles or something,

00:00:17.520 and she will still think it's Ryan.

00:00:19.500 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your

00:00:32.100 fave everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have another icon icon legend

00:00:38.840 hilarious all-star oska drew what a blessing to be back oh my god i'm so glad to have you

00:00:47.960 Oh my gosh. And of course you matter. I know you're always like, oh, who cares? It's me.

00:00:52.900 And it's like, bitch, I do because I drove here. 0.98

00:00:56.280 That means a lot to me. Thank you. I'm so happy to have you back. You're one of my favorite people 0.98

00:01:01.100 to have on the show. Oh my gosh. You're such a delight. This episode is presented by Sephora.

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00:01:37.960 at Sephora. I do want to bring this up too, because I don't think I've ever told this to you,

00:01:41.560 but the first time we filmed together, I think we were sitting in the chairs for only like a

00:01:45.560 couple minutes and then you were like it's been really sad in the air lately hasn't it

00:01:49.820 just randomly to me and you had no way of knowing this but I had a really rough morning that morning

00:01:55.540 is that right yeah that was the morning I found out my grandpa had cancer okay and you said that

00:02:00.140 and I was like it has been a really rough morning yeah it's been really sad and then you were like

00:02:05.440 yeah and you brought up your grandma to me and then we started talking about your grandma and

00:02:09.040 then I started talking to you about my grandpa then we got started and then we were silly and

00:02:12.500 funny for an hour but i really i wanted things we have to go through to entertain both of our 0.82

00:02:18.400 grandparents going through shit i know and that's been like three two one hi we're back on the 0.99

00:02:23.480 comment pee pee poo poo out my butt yeah yeah my nose is bleeding yeah no for real sister sister 0.98

00:02:31.060 yeah but i literally wanted to tell you that when you came back because it really truly it helped 0.95

00:02:36.400 me a lot when you brought that up and we we talked about but didn't because i didn't tell you about

00:02:40.480 my grandpa at all yeah as far as like because i was still processing it that day but like

00:02:44.820 spending that time with you after was like a lot it was great for me wow and it really made me feel

00:02:50.220 better so i had to tell you i keep forgetting to tell you every time i've seen you yes and i had

00:02:53.920 no idea i mean i always think about you know having to host a podcast being a host yeah asking

00:02:59.240 other people questions yeah i don't know if i could do it it's you know what i mean yeah truly

00:03:03.920 like a therapist to other people right so i mean it's wild that i you know to not have known that

00:03:09.600 that's what you were going through yeah exactly that's why i said we spiritually connected at

00:03:13.240 that point wow and i haven't i just haven't got a chance to tell you i've seen you a million times

00:03:16.860 since then and i just haven't got a chance to tell you oh my god figured on camera with the

00:03:20.560 lights was the best time to do it that's an intense intense yeah intense morning i'm so

00:03:25.200 sorry about that and i know he's still going through it but yeah he's he's in remission right

00:03:29.200 now so that's the wonderful part yeah so we're working we're working through it we're working

00:03:33.160 past it but i just wanted to tell you how much i appreciated you that day because it really brought

00:03:36.940 a lot of joy to me and i needed it that day wow and you sensed it about me without even

00:03:41.180 knowing spiritual connection i you know what's wild i don't know if i remember even saying that

00:03:46.940 because what if nothing was wrong and you're like what do you mean sad energy

00:03:53.060 oh what are you talking about like that and i i distinctly remember because i was like that's

00:03:58.420 crazy that she said that like it was just so like it was so it felt so like fate wow yeah

00:04:05.240 spiritual connection spiritual and that means a lot to me i listen to the universe when it talks

00:04:09.080 to me felt like the universe was talking me through you that day i feel like a lot of people

00:04:12.920 probably feel like they have a spiritual connection with you but i you know i went home that day and i

00:04:18.640 was like to my husband i was like i mean i feel like we're friends we're friends right i mean i

00:04:24.740 have to be careful because i sometimes i call people i'm like this is my best friend and then

00:04:29.500 i'll find out that you know i didn't run it by them right and then i'll hear them in an interview

00:04:34.940 call someone else their best friend and i'm like oh right oh yeah that's true we only met like once

00:04:40.400 i just got carried away you're just so emotionally connective a lot of people were saying sometimes

00:04:46.440 that they couldn't tell our voices apart right at one point during the i read the comments i was in

00:04:52.120 the comments and they're like oh my god such like a sisterly bond exactly they kind of sound even

00:04:57.680 similar is kind of the right note that you know i saw we got yeah i did see that note too yeah

00:05:04.780 well also speaking of your husband when we were both at a game night right um a while ago like

00:05:11.500 he came up to me and was like hey i just want to say like um i loved your episode with osco like

00:05:16.640 i'm osco's husband i was like oh so nice to meet you and he was like she loves you but i love you

00:05:21.260 and just like thank you for being so wonderful like that was i thought the episode was great

00:05:24.900 i was like that's so sweet i know thank you i've just been plotting ways to yeah reconnect whether

00:05:30.840 it's like you know this shoe yes let's talk about the shoe tell me about the shoe i'm like the the

00:05:37.320 face of bringing back one of uggs apparently it's so it's ugg without an s yes we all call it uggs

00:05:43.680 but they're like it's ugg yeah singular singular oh okay all right uh so but i you know ugg brought

00:05:52.520 back this uh shoe from 2019 yes and i'm i'm like the face of it so they were like you can choose

00:05:58.180 10 friends to send it to and so yeah i was very happy and i was one of the lucky ones i won the

00:06:04.660 sweepstakes oh my god and it's killer shoe and i told you this too you had no way of knowing that

00:06:10.780 when you asked me right but that was my favorite uggs slipper when i and i got them in 2020 and

00:06:15.840 then they discontinued them you just now they're back you're connecting to me in so many ways 0.54

00:06:20.120 you need to stop i'm getting scared i don't know you're like you're a witch you're yes yes you are

00:06:26.180 a witch that's true i'm so happy yeah just little ways you know i'm still like kind of learning how 0.95

00:06:30.960 to make friends as an adult i feel like are you yeah i feel like you have a ton of friends i'm

00:06:35.580 very delayed in i think learning how to do this and so that's why i'm talking about it so much

00:06:41.060 you're very naturally like haha yes like and i'm like oh i hope um you know it's okay i was telling

00:06:47.660 everyone you're my friend already and I sent you a pair of shoes did you get it it's very you know

00:06:55.020 what I mean it's very because I swear like adult friendships is kind of a newer thing no that's

00:07:01.360 true you know what that's fair and also I think a lot more common than people are willing to talk

00:07:06.520 about I think sometimes people get nervous saying like it's but I think it's really a human thing

00:07:12.720 to be like I'm still learning how to make friends as an adult because that's true like I've gone

00:07:17.520 through like phases of friends so it's like when you're a teenager when you're in your early 20s

00:07:21.440 now that i'm in my 30s like there's there are like waves i feel like but you like with friends that

00:07:26.980 you find or yeah you stop hanging out with yeah yeah exactly so i feel like as an adult though i

00:07:33.120 feel like i'm also making friends now as an adult and like connecting to people in different ways

00:07:38.020 like now that i'm older and like fully realized like i know who i am that kind of thing it's

00:07:42.860 better yeah i think and as like you also age and like you and your fiancee also once they get you

00:07:50.260 get married and then some people will have kids and then so those friends you might not see

00:07:54.360 as much anymore exactly yeah you go through like those two but i think even with the kids thing

00:08:00.160 because i we don't want kids yeah do you want kids same my husband actually got a vasectomy

00:08:05.260 period maybe six months ago okay how'd it go uh well so we this proof that we shouldn't have kids

00:08:13.240 uh we show up and they're like okay so good he's in for the vasectomy today and the other procedure

00:08:19.440 and we're like what do you mean other procedure and they're like remember we talked about this

00:08:24.880 anyway it's scheduled both of you going hmm yeah and they go but we don't know anything he's like

00:08:32.500 well i'm here might as well so they put him under and apparently that's not normal for a vasectomy

00:08:38.460 really oh yeah because it's outpatient it's just yeah i mean yeah you know wow they put him under

00:08:43.620 okay they put him under and so i'm googling after they go he'll be out in two hours i said oh sure

00:08:50.220 and then so i go see my grandma to kill time during it yeah and i'm googling like how long

00:08:56.240 does a vasectomy uh take yeah 15 minutes 15 i said two two hours and i said do they put them

00:09:04.380 down he said no i said what what else are they doing to him he has no idea he's knocked out

00:09:10.620 he comes out with a bbl i was like yes exactly i was like was there some you know some beauty

00:09:18.120 enhancement or what apparently they he has this condition where um like one of the sacks like he

00:09:25.340 needed to drain there's like it's from a previous surgery uh previous injury oh so they actually

00:09:31.760 it's that's an intrusive surgery though that's what you go under for and that's crazy there was

00:09:38.100 like a whole whole surgery of like draining the sack happening it's even crazier that you guys

00:09:44.400 didn't remember that we had no original consultation we had we kept pushing it because of my tour and

00:09:50.460 stuff like that we're like oh well uh we need another two months we need another two months

00:09:55.120 and then so we eventually forgot that um what you were doing exactly we just remembered no more

00:10:01.540 babies no more babies that's all we wanted yeah and so so yeah after two he couldn't walk for like

00:10:07.280 three weeks it was suddenly an intense intense uh surgery that yeah healing from wow all because we

00:10:15.340 didn't want kids and then we listened to the advice of the doctor who was like well you might

00:10:20.440 as well try to do this um deep drainage thing too so but anyway yeah interesting long story short

00:10:27.280 we're also not gonna do kids yeah and so um good for you guys you know but there's a lot of friends

00:10:33.120 who have kids that they just hang out with each other yeah yeah and i like and i don't mind hanging

00:10:38.340 out with kids i just don't want any myself personally um and i think we came to that

00:10:44.240 conclusion i want to say like year three or four we were together it's been very freeing like

00:10:51.280 knowing yeah like that we're both on the same page well i wrote about it in my book that was

00:10:55.440 like the first time i ever talked about it publicly because i was mostly because i'm just

00:10:59.760 so i really don't like the commentary like when people chime in on whether or not having kids is

00:11:06.040 a good or a bad thing just not a big fan like because it's really no one's business except

00:11:10.840 like me and my partners so sometimes when i talk about it i'm like yeah no i'm just like

00:11:15.640 uninterested i just moved into a new house and when we were first touring it the realtor was

00:11:20.180 like and you know it's great neighborhood for kids like when you whenever you guys

00:11:23.140 eventually have kids and he was like you guys are gonna have kids right and we were oh yeah

00:11:26.820 we were both like no and then he seemed kind of like oh oh okay and i was like i don't know if

00:11:33.760 it's because we're we're we're young and like he's like well why wouldn't you like i don't know if

00:11:38.280 because we walked in with a baby stroller that was empty and we were like this would be a good 0.98

00:11:43.300 room for the right i had like a baby bjorn on and i was like what are you fucking talking about 0.98

00:11:47.620 but honestly i have two dogs and that's more than enough that is like those are my children 0.97

00:11:53.620 i birthed them they came from me yes so i think that's more than enough they're not going to live

00:11:59.280 at long enough but i would like to think if they could they would leave my legacy behind

00:12:03.140 if they could outlive me which i hope they do yeah it's in everyone's best interest that my

00:12:08.100 dogs outlive me and they yes that's right and and what they continue the podcast yes obviously

00:12:15.940 in my name a hundred percent yeah i know i should have named one of them drew jr like to carry my

00:12:22.200 my namesake i think they could that's up to them to change that's true yeah after after you pass

00:12:27.980 yeah yeah after you pass after they pull the plug on me then they can decide amongst themselves

00:12:33.080 if they want to take up that mantle yeah yeah also i do want to pivot to the last thing we

00:12:39.200 filmed together yes i had a blast with you oh i thought you were like really matching my energy

00:12:46.500 at that table oh wait you mean the podcast yeah the youtube thing the youtube thing that we filmed

00:12:53.020 oh yeah the the game the game are we not saying i just don't know if it's out yet that's true yeah

00:12:58.320 so i'm not sure that was so fun it was a lot of fun and i told everyone what your answer was to

00:13:04.880 the question of like if you could live in a movie what would it be and you said paddington too

00:13:10.340 that's right specifically yeah the bear in paddington too not the first one because he

00:13:15.400 was a different bear in that he hasn't fully realized yet what he could become you know what

00:13:21.720 i mean right that's true yeah like you know you did you two years ago might be a little different

00:13:26.240 than now right but yes paddington too yeah that's and you said because really it's a story you said

00:13:31.380 uncle buck yeah i did say uncle buck yeah so yes yeah both unhinged i know when they asked who would

00:13:37.760 we play i said uncle buck obviously yeah and then you said paddington me and my husband had a long

00:13:44.680 discussion um where i pretty much cornered him and lectured him after he he had the audacity

00:13:52.200 he said he thought Paddington was a teddy bear that came to life he's thinking of Corduroy

00:14:00.100 because I also thought for a second I thought when I saw the movie I thought it was about

00:14:05.400 Corduroy but then I realized I was like wait that's Paddington wait I don't know Corduroy

00:14:09.280 the character it's a storybook for children but it's a it's a teddy bear that comes to life

00:14:13.400 okay like Ted too yeah like Ted too or Winnie the Pooh yeah like it's kind of like that that's

00:14:18.860 right but i think corduroy was moving in the human world if i remember correctly okay so like

00:14:23.240 padding why um it was confusing for him because you know paddington in the movie isn't a real

00:14:30.060 bear too right right cgi cgi yeah but they're getting real crazy with cgi yes yeah he was like

00:14:36.460 you're real serious about this i like i like pulled down it was like i started giving a whole

00:14:41.500 like lesson i was like he's not a teddy bear come to like he is from dark peru this is where they

00:14:48.060 caught him this is where they first meet him you know he's a sun bear and they are from peru yeah

00:14:52.900 he's a sun bear that's right my man actually told me that because like i also for a second when i

00:14:57.740 was talking to him i was like was paddington a toy bear and then i go no no no he wasn't and

00:15:02.240 then he goes no i think he's a sun bear because he's weird about animals he knows so many animals

00:15:06.280 like i could ask him anything about an animal or an insect and he'll know yes i mean this is uh

00:15:10.920 this means you've seen part three of paddington to know that he's a sun bear oh no i just knew he

00:15:17.680 was a sun bear because my man told me oh okay i would i can't take credit for that but my sister

00:15:22.060 is a huge fan of the paddington series as well so when you said that i was like i told her she

00:15:26.480 said paddington too and she was like that's a great choice yeah it has like i think a hundred

00:15:32.920 percent on rotten tomatoes undeniably people have a hard time seeing anything wrong with that movie

00:15:39.640 yeah which is fair yeah what would you say that's your favorite movie or do you have a favorite

00:15:44.240 movie that's gosh that's one that i've watched many many times yeah yeah but i watched coco the

00:15:51.900 pixar movie i love coco i'll go back and re-watch that i love that one such a good one i know you

00:15:57.800 love disney yes like i love disney yes we gotta go together yes i i went recently for lunar new

00:16:04.540 year oh yeah that's right how was that got to meet mulan for the first time oh my gosh how was it

00:16:10.520 When you meet a hero like that, it was, I was like, I've said too much. 0.96

00:16:18.340 I think I said too much.

00:16:19.680 I meant Mushu too.

00:16:20.780 You're meeting too.

00:16:21.440 My mind was exploding.

00:16:24.020 You know what I mean?

00:16:24.880 They're really overwhelming you.

00:16:26.340 Well, which character is your favorite and have you met them at Disney?

00:16:30.400 In Disney?

00:16:31.260 Yeah.

00:16:32.900 I'm trying to think.

00:16:34.580 My favorite, Mulan was one of my favorite movies and princesses.

00:16:39.440 princesses well princesses i guess but she was my favorite because she like i re-watched mulan

00:16:46.260 literally like two days ago because i haven't watched the cartoon in a while yeah and i watched

00:16:50.740 it and i was like man i forgot how good this movie is and also i was thinking that's why she

00:16:56.520 was my favorite because she like did not take no for an answer like every time men told her to get 0.92

00:17:02.000 back get back to that kitchen she said no thank you right instead she joined the army that's true 0.98

00:17:07.900 she's real as fuck i was like watch out she's so me like you like and then like confused captain 0.98

00:17:12.720 lee shang like am i bi right right like he's when he finds out she's a girl and he's disgusted 0.99

00:17:19.620 he's like he throws her in the snow get out of here yeah yeah be gone yeah be gone i was because

00:17:26.360 but he must have had feelings for her already too yeah right had to have that's probably why he was

00:17:32.040 so angry conflicted i think so by the feelings a lot of people consider him like one of the first

00:17:36.820 bi characters you know in disney a bi king yeah we love that you know early representation and he

00:17:43.560 was very attractive too and so um yes yeah so okay so i would say i would say she was one of

00:17:51.920 my favorite ones i'm trying to think who else i like absolutely loved you know what's hard is

00:17:58.240 when you're at the parks i feel you know the protagonists aren't as interesting to play

00:18:04.600 as a character yeah you know what i mean i see what you mean the villains are fun yeah yeah they

00:18:10.100 are they are the witch yeah like the oh the evil uh the sorry the evil queen yeah oh from snow white

00:18:15.840 yeah period yeah that's tea i loved monsters inc that was one of my favorite ones oh yeah i would

00:18:21.680 love to meet them here's my thing though i have like a touch of megalophobia so like large what's

00:18:29.960 that like things that are really really big in general typically mammals like if they're really

00:18:36.200 large so like whales really scare me okay like i have a very deep-seated fear so when i see like

00:18:41.520 animal like costumes at disneyland like chewbacca for example i had like a full-blown panic attack

00:18:48.320 when i saw chewbacca once at disneyland as an adult as a full-grown adult like that's too big

00:18:52.960 for you yes you said whale and well well yes well is i mean almost miraculously out of this world

00:19:01.520 big yeah that's true and then you said chewbacca that chewbacca is like what six five i think he's

00:19:08.660 like seven feet tall okay okay yeah so that so that's too big for you too yes seven feet tall

00:19:14.380 yeah i think i think there is such a thing as too much like with with mammals like i'm like you

00:19:18.560 need to be that big there's no need so like humans too do humans that talk scary you know i just i

00:19:24.160 don't feel like jacob alordi yeah like he i saw him he is very tall in person yeah he doesn't

00:19:31.040 scare me it's just like it gives me the creeps like when it's a human it gives me the creeps

00:19:35.360 when you're a certain level of tall because my but my dad's really tall my dad's six six

00:19:39.360 but my dad's a big like a big dude like i think it's more like spindly like if you're really

00:19:44.080 skinny and you're really tall that's where i get a little spooked wow i'm a little okay like a

00:19:49.200 like a babadook yeah yes exactly like a slender man yes exactly and only men when i see what i

00:19:55.960 humans when i see uh women that are that tall i'm like wow human nature genetics they're fantastic

00:20:02.620 sure with men i'm like gives me the creeps yeah yeah i mean that that tracks yes um do you have

00:20:10.440 any fears i wonder if i mean that's what it already played right is frankenstein so when

00:20:15.140 people were scared of oh my god yeah yeah it's that um frankenstein's monster i think that's

00:20:20.220 why really tall people get that you know i think they grew up with like insecurities too right

00:20:25.340 because maybe people have whole fears around their their height they're scared of them because

00:20:31.320 they're so tall i'm so curious about this whale though the whale is also so so different have you

00:20:36.200 encountered a whale i mean i've seen pictures of them yeah i've seen videos i've seen one from a

00:20:41.720 distance oh the ocean scares me yeah me too i just i just kind of learned how to swim in a pool

00:20:49.820 so i your baby stepping towards the ocean i tried the ocean we were in hawaii and uh we kind of did

00:20:57.900 the bobbing up and down oh nice and the floaty but you would have thought you would have thought

00:21:02.160 I was in deep waters the way I was acting you were so so fearful of the ocean there were

00:21:08.540 lifeguards being like do we help her it's only up to her waist but I kept screaming yeah yeah

00:21:16.040 you're you're well you're learning so you're learning how to be in deep water do you are

00:21:21.160 you afraid of the ocean like just the ocean itself or is it like the animals it's all of it uh yes

00:21:27.880 no yeah all of it it's so like oh my gosh it's like day one of earth that's true you know it's

00:21:34.520 that's so true mother nature yeah she's gonna do whatever she wants oh my god that's such a good

00:21:39.660 point right it's deep it's wide yeah that's why that i love the ocean but ocean animals scare me

00:21:46.480 like fish scare me but like any and all animal there's very few animals actually that don't

00:21:52.480 scare me yeah so you know that's just kind of a me thing but with the ocean i feel very

00:21:57.340 respectful of the ocean i'm like you know your house your rules yes what am i doing in here

00:22:02.120 up and down with my bathing suit from billabong this was not meant to be here my roxy bikini

00:22:09.840 uh a bowl cut in the ocean this was not meant to be no right probably not and it's like what did i

00:22:17.580 get hit by was that uh someone's trash we don't we don't deserve this that's true i agree you know

00:22:25.140 yeah well the whale thing i think just kind of comes into the the largeness of them i'm just

00:22:30.220 freaked out like have you ever seen life of pie oh gosh i think maybe a long time ago well it's

00:22:36.520 not a minute detail but it's like do you remember that scene where he's like he's been stranded

00:22:40.440 and then a giant whale like goes up next to him and he like sees him and he's like whoa and then

00:22:46.660 it like gives him will to keep going right that would have made me kill myself that night right

00:22:51.240 i would have been like oh i forgot i'm in the ocean goodbye i would have let the tiger have

00:22:55.160 me at that point i'd be like you know what it's been fun i'm over it that would have been more

00:23:00.240 i couldn't when i watched that scene it like makes my heart race oh my gosh i can't imagine

00:23:04.720 same with that bible story where you know jonah got swallowed by the whale yes and then he still

00:23:10.180 had the will to live i think it happened in pinocchio too i'm like i'm sorry what hope

00:23:16.160 what makes you think you have any enough knowledge or strength right once i'm swallowed i'm like and

00:23:26.760 i live i would try to hold my breath until i just die i'm already in there i have contacts on

00:23:34.220 oh my god me too right you think no you're not supposed to sleep with contacts on but i'm now

00:23:40.260 in the belly of a whale you think no way no am i gonna take my contacts out while i'm in here

00:23:46.400 at best i'm gonna get eye infection yeah right right on top of starving to death in wet

00:23:53.160 in whale mind in wet whale in wet whale yeah i yes you're right like it's like the massiveness

00:24:00.860 like i am nothing right it's not like i'm so small i am nothing bye-bye yeah yeah right i'm

00:24:08.100 so menial in the large puzzle of life like that's really how i feel in those moments oh my gosh i

00:24:12.820 also don't have like any sense or drive to like push past stuff like that same that's like if i

00:24:19.240 got swallowed by whale yeah i don't have it at all i'm like well you know and you live and you're

00:24:23.640 like god damn it why okay what the hell okay and now i'm supposed to just deal with that for the

00:24:30.340 rest of my life what keeps you going the the possibility i've heard that like you know like 0.99

00:24:34.500 if you believe in a god or something that'll keep you going but i don't right i'm not like a church

00:24:39.820 person right so what is it it would have to be like oh you know it would have to be immense ego

00:24:45.960 yeah yeah you know hubris would have to drive this is gonna be a good book i can't die you know what

00:24:53.280 i mean i don't have that i don't have that either that's why i say sometimes when people are like

00:24:57.840 zombie apocalypse what do you think you would survive do you uh with with what skill do they

00:25:06.320 do you want a talent show every night where i do the same jokes yeah you just entertain i think

00:25:11.400 people would eat me first after the third night they'll be like she's doing the same set

00:25:15.420 she's doing the nothing new nothing new she's yeah she keeps going back to that zombie joke

00:25:21.140 well i'm over it i'm so over it yeah i mean how about you no same i've said the same thing

00:25:27.440 i i feel like i'm doing suicide pact with whoever wants to join me it's a real like if you'd like

00:25:35.200 to join but i'd like to do like i'd like to like eat a really good meal maybe do all my favorite

00:25:40.820 things right that i could do at the time and then i'm out what i want you know good good meal with

00:25:48.840 whatever there is too right exactly i'm assuming it's at the start because i don't think i'll live

00:25:54.400 very long so like i'm assuming it's like day one of zombie apocalypse what's a what's a fun weird

00:26:00.180 like trick or skill you can do that might be fun you know like not useful but something that people

00:26:07.280 don't know that's like fun yeah that you could do like a trick oh a trick like a party trick okay

00:26:13.680 i can guess height pretty well on men especially okay i can guess height pretty well you're gonna

00:26:19.980 you're gonna be eaten first you're gonna be eaten first i was trying to see if that could be a you

00:26:25.380 know useful yeah yeah yeah like okay you can guess height yeah i can guess height and they're gonna 0.97

00:26:30.520 be like i don't need that shit so everyone's like starving right and we're choosing a person to eat 0.89

00:26:35.600 and we're like drew what do you got and you're like are you you're like five five yeah i'm like 0.99

00:26:42.620 six two i can uh while i can wind my waist and uh going backwards okay and open up a bottle

00:26:53.700 really if it's loose already like i can spin the cap of a water bottle off but it has to be loose

00:27:01.220 yeah just a little bit there's there's limitations okay yeah well i think you're dying too then

00:27:06.420 by that measure i think we're dying alongside each other but you'll want to at least watch it

00:27:10.640 like oh i can buy time i'll be like i can do this do you want to see and then you would be like wait

00:27:16.720 we have to see that right that's true like well at least at least for a couple minutes at least

00:27:21.600 let's see if she's being for real right and while i'm at my most vulnerable i think that's when

00:27:29.020 people will just be like we're gonna barbecue her they would make the choice right there i think so

00:27:35.100 yeah but i mean probably yeah but you know what i'd be entertained which is probably why i'd be

00:27:39.880 killed too i have a bottle i'll show you later okay that would be perfect i still have it

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00:28:25.940 This is kind of a random pivot, but I'm so curious.

00:28:28.100 Do you have any shows you're liking lately?

00:28:30.900 Oh gosh, I am.

00:28:32.560 i'm actually behind in shows okay um i've watched uh some fellow stand-up comedian specials like

00:28:41.220 chris flemmings oh i love yeah i love him so that's good yeah he's incredible what should i

00:28:48.560 be watching oh i i just said this on the last episode but the show paradise on hulu okay

00:28:54.140 starring i think oh yeah sterling k brown that's right that one fantastic no notes on my end no

00:29:01.440 one gives a fuck what i think but it's incredible it's truly like i would say it's one of those 0.73

00:29:07.420 shows where um things are getting so fucking insane and crazy but not in a way that's like 0.98

00:29:13.440 annoying so it's like each episode is something new and it's like it's just like the craziest 0.77

00:29:18.260 storyline ever can you tell me the premise yeah the premise is sterling k brown plays the head

00:29:23.760 of security for the current president of the united states who's james marsden and um he's

00:29:29.640 basically the president when the world ends so it's like the they have like because of climate

00:29:34.500 change there's like a huge natural disaster on all sides of the country all sides of the world

00:29:39.160 and so basically it blocks out the sun for like two years and like all the nation's richest most

00:29:45.900 elite people built a bunker and picked people to go live underground while that all happened

00:29:51.440 okay so it's like genuinely crazy like a crazy storyline and so they're all underground yeah

00:29:58.420 i mean like for the most part in the first season especially and now it's two seasons kind of like

00:30:03.640 fallout i i i've heard people compare it to fallout but i've never watched fallout okay did

00:30:08.720 you like that one um it got chaotic and i was like oh gosh with apocalypse stuff it's hard right

00:30:14.360 it's hard to keep it interesting but also not like too much so ridiculous yeah that's so true

00:30:19.560 but they are like living uh underground yeah i've had people i've had that feeling about shows

00:30:24.980 before where like i watched breaking bad right i never finished it yeah but i started watching i

00:30:30.620 watched a lot of it but there was a point at that show where i was like well it can't get any worse

00:30:36.140 than that like it just can't yeah and they always found a way to get it to be worse than that and

00:30:41.640 they just started stressing me out to the point where i had to stop i was like i gotta step away

00:30:45.380 from this yes because there was now like a chicken man like he sells chickens but he's the he's the

00:30:51.880 main bad guy yeah yeah uh lost do you did you ever watch the tv show lost no but i know it has the

00:30:58.260 biggest following like people love that show that one got so wild where it was it was like upsetting

00:31:04.980 where it would be like this person you thought was you know like your friend yeah there's two

00:31:11.120 of him but he's not a twin it's like a magical force that makes it so now there's two of him

00:31:17.080 and uh but you're not hallucinating it's for real and then there's this dark force that lives in the

00:31:23.220 it's so much yeah the whole thing wait i mean i don't know you can tell me you can tell me i think

00:31:28.500 the whole thing ends at a church the whole like seasons and seasons of people who you know they

00:31:35.860 they got stranded on an island after a plane crash and it ends in a church i think it's kind of like

00:31:41.580 the whole thing never happened or something like that that's crazy it was wild that is insane

00:31:46.660 do you have like an all-time favorite show oh gosh um like one that you're like you guys have

00:31:52.900 to watch this all-time favorite show maybe tv shows are hard for me is what i'm realizing

00:31:59.100 what about movie girl okay what about movies i love when a story just ends you know in one sitting

00:32:06.080 i don't the seasons thing is hard for years the same people make the same mistake

00:32:11.840 girl learn from it didn't you learn from last season yeah don't go back to him

00:32:17.340 sex in the city they're still in the city oh this can't be yeah no so i'm saying ain't so

00:32:27.240 i'm not retired yet that's how i feel about uh reality shows oh okay i can't do it because it's

00:32:34.100 this like you mean like um even with everyone being like hey you haven't watched have you

00:32:39.560 watch traders like even oh i haven't watched okay so traders i haven't watched but my sister has

00:32:45.460 told me all about and i know traders is fun traders is really cool because it's like people

00:32:49.980 you know too so they're all playing against each other right i'm talking about things like

00:32:53.880 the bachelorette like um yeah the secret lies of mormon wives thing like stuff like that love

00:33:00.660 is blind like dating stuff right all that i'm like i just can't i don't have room up here yeah

00:33:07.780 I can't store and I have this itis this very and this is a proven thing for me I have an itis where 0.82

00:33:13.700 like white people and this is honestly hilarious but it is very real I I have a very hard time 1.00

00:33:20.480 distinguishing them from each other so like I I like there was a whole thing where I thought 0.80

00:33:27.840 Paul Mescal Logan Lerman and another man named Dylan Manette I I thought all three of them were

00:33:36.720 logan lerman girl i'm trying to picture see see what i mean i that's why i'm telling you because

00:33:42.780 i think i knew you would understand this itis that i have right right you're like my grandma

00:33:48.180 so my grandma has known ryan my husband for 10 years my husband is white but i could be showing

00:33:54.040 her a picture of like harry styles or something and she will still think it's ryan it happened

00:33:59.820 the other day i was showing her i was like look he so he you know he just hosted snl yeah and she

00:34:04.940 was like that's a cute picture of ryan she goes he changed his eyes

00:34:11.340 no he didn't change yeah he got colored contacts he he changed his yes he changed everything

00:34:20.720 just for this picture just for this one gig just for this picture though and i said no grandma

00:34:27.500 this is not ryan this is harry his name is harry styles she goes who's harry i said i said he is

00:34:33.500 a famous singer and she said this is no joke she goes without missing a beat she goes oh ryan's

00:34:40.840 friend so to my grandma every white person is either ryan or knows ryan yeah yeah they all

00:34:50.660 know ryan and all roads lead back to ryan but honestly touche because it's kind of how asians

00:34:55.720 kind of that's literally what makes me laugh about it i and i'm being so genuine about it 0.99

00:35:00.500 like it's not i don't mean to do it it's just one of those things i just can't it's ironic that they

00:35:05.180 that they can be so racist sometimes and identifying people because they all look the

00:35:08.720 same to me yeah in a lot of ways so i'd like one time my sister was explaining the difference

00:35:13.900 between daisy it's gonna hard for me daisy ridley you're gonna have to pull these pictures exactly

00:35:21.240 okay daisy ridley okay daisy edgar jones different lady okay show called daisy and the six

00:35:29.860 what the hell oh yeah i literally go so daisy and the six is about daisy edgar jones they go

00:35:38.200 no and then i go okay um so and she goes that show my sister's explaining to me that show's 1.00

00:35:44.720 not about either of those two women those two women are two separate white women and they are 0.99

00:35:48.840 actresses both of them oh and i'm like oh so there's a whole different daisy yeah so then i

00:35:53.840 started saying daisy edgar ridley jones and that's all of their names combined and it was it was

00:35:58.980 stressing me out to the point where i was like forget it forget it forget it i believe you

00:36:01.540 forget it i don't need to know anymore even recently i sent my sister a picture of this

00:36:06.020 couple this white couple god bless them i don't know their names god bless them right they were

00:36:11.100 everywhere over fashion week apparently there's their pictures everywhere yeah i send it to my

00:36:15.880 sister i go who are these people yes because even when i go in the comments everyone in the comments

00:36:21.380 is like i don't know who these people are because it's like e-news or something instagram or there

00:36:25.960 people going love them love them together i'm not getting any info no one is telling me any

00:36:30.940 information and the caption just says hot couple alert okay so i know they're a couple sure yeah

00:36:36.760 and i literally said i said to my sister i said who are these people and then she sent me back

00:36:41.040 a bunch of ha-has and she goes there there are two actors in the show tell me lies but they are

00:36:47.920 dating in real life and i was like i can't yeah that's enough for me oh my god i'm glad she can 0.83

00:36:53.460 decipher isn't there like a condition where you can't like uh remember people's faces that's a

00:37:01.080 different thing but you just have it with with just white people and their names like they're

00:37:06.300 identifying their names like it's like even with with paul mescal like i thought paul mescal was

00:37:11.320 logan lerman for the longest time i like i don't know how on earth they're they're two different

00:37:17.760 people but i was just like when i first heard paul mescal's name i was like oh my god from percy

00:37:21.700 jackson the lightning thief that's what i think too yeah i was like my grandma must think my

00:37:26.240 husband is so busy all the time yeah like working all the time like she turns on cnn and she's like

00:37:31.800 oh it's ryan arguing with himself again ryan how are you doing that he's so talented he's president

00:37:39.400 again oh my god your grandma have that in common right where you're just like these people are in

00:37:45.780 so many things at the same time well i see my future and it is bright when i look at your

00:37:49.860 grandma i'm like that's gonna be me in my old age like for real that's gonna be it's like at 1.00

00:37:54.320 disneyland they're so strict about like there can't be two cinderellas walking around at the

00:37:58.580 same time we must you know what i mean because there's multiple yes but you cannot be seen both 0.76

00:38:04.600 of you it kills the magic there's only one of you one of you it's like that yes exactly yeah and

00:38:10.840 that's why i feel very like it feels like a joke but because it is but i i really do struggle with

00:38:17.400 it like i thought i thought paul mescal was was percy jackson and then when i told my sister i

00:38:21.740 was like oh well i think that's well you know the guy from percy jackson and she goes who and i go

00:38:25.860 paul mescal she goes he's never been in that movie and i'm like well then who the hell is that

00:38:29.600 then she shows me a picture of him and i go who the hell is that i now obviously i know who he is

00:38:34.360 this was a couple years ago yes but at the time i was just like oh my god like i just can't i can't

00:38:40.200 keep it straight so then when you watch reality shows you're just like how am i gonna remember

00:38:44.960 the drama exactly i think emily was emma and marcy too right and so right and they're all like

00:38:53.820 fighting each other it's the same thing with like the mormon wives i'm like i everybody has brown

00:38:58.880 hair oh and everybody's white and short so i that's really all i have i don't have any other

00:39:04.240 town and their wives yeah for real i need to like i feel like i need to have different backstories

00:39:10.080 yeah or you know how sometimes when people have sheep they they spray paint a number like a number

00:39:15.100 on them or something and they're like that's number six like sometimes i feel like i need to 0.69

00:39:18.640 do that to white people so i just don't forget till i remember till it's like ingrained you know 0.68

00:39:22.800 what would help you you ever seen naked and afraid yes i have i used to love that show so that's only 0.51

00:39:28.640 two white people at a time yes and it's usually they do like boy and girl yeah so like you you'll

00:39:35.200 be like that okay that one's marcy and that one's back yeah yeah it has no boy and i know girl it

00:39:40.340 has to be exactly identify boy and girl yes yeah that's true that's why i said like i saw that

00:39:45.860 couple i said who is this uh who is this oh my gosh and one time one time i met someone

00:39:53.680 because i do like i do actually remember faces for the most part if i meet you in person like

00:39:59.740 if i meet you in person it's different yeah but like there was one girl who had met me

00:40:03.620 and then like a year later she met me again at a different event but she had different hair oh and

00:40:09.340 so like i remembered her face but i was like i don't want to assume that's her because of my

00:40:13.740 itis because she was a white woman okay so i was like i don't want to assume that's her because

00:40:17.560 what if it's my itis acting up and it's not her right and so i was like oh it's nice to i said

00:40:21.920 like it's nice to see you and then she but i said it in a way that didn't seem like i remembered her

00:40:27.460 and then she goes oh we've met before and i go okay i thought so but you changed your hair color 0.98

00:40:32.520 because she was blonde when i met her right when i saw her she was brunette and she had shorter hair

00:40:37.040 and she goes i did dye my hair and i go i literally was like oh thank god right you are like my

00:40:43.920 grandma you're like you changed your eyes yeah exactly swapped them out yeah imagine she was

00:40:51.480 like wow he looks way better imagine right oh my god she's like thank god just kidding

00:40:58.260 wow okay so i know you said hard i know you said back to what you like to watch i know you said

00:41:05.300 you were watching a lot of your friends uh stand-up specials aside from chris fleming

00:41:09.480 any other faves that you've seen that's right uh taylor tomlinson's also i watched hers too

00:41:14.920 yes yeah so good yes so funny because i used to be a church girl yeah so i uh i was curious what

00:41:22.400 she would say about it yeah my father-in-law is a televangelist preacher currently of a mega

00:41:28.140 church whoa yeah so i'm always like you know what yeah what's being said about it right could i use

00:41:35.680 this to make him feel bad you know like a clip can't use this for evil yeah yes yeah yeah yeah

00:41:43.700 what else um let's see who else who's who else has been up i think those two are the latest

00:41:48.960 i'm so i'm so curious like as like a professional stand-up like what do you because your stand-up

00:41:56.100 first of all killer is just unbelievable and you are so funny but you have one of those really

00:42:02.300 unique things about your comedy where it's it's never punching down and i feel like especially

00:42:07.380 now with comedy and like the integration of the internet at the same time it's like you know how 0.97

00:42:13.800 some comedians who are bad will be like oh it was a fucking joke when they say really offensive 0.96

00:42:18.620 things as if it's impossible to joke without punching down right right but i guess like my 0.97

00:42:23.180 question to you is like how did you find that like voice in comedy for you like how did you come to

00:42:29.440 that like and start creating your jokes and writing them because they're so funny and they're

00:42:33.960 so relatable but they're also so specific to you and authentic to your experience so like how did

00:42:38.960 you like find your voice in comedy really yeah they say it takes like 10 years for you to like

00:42:45.540 find your voice in comedy yeah um some people longer i feel like it took me a while because

00:42:52.000 you know you're first trying to like sound like other people uh because that's who you watched

00:42:57.160 right like you know margaret cho or tigno taro people i had watched love um i feel like there's

00:43:03.260 like a like i was talking about how you know i'm kind of newer still at learning how to make

00:43:09.600 friends as an adult i think you know i i grew up with my mom and grandma who never talked in the

00:43:16.200 growing up yeah uh they didn't listen to any music we just sat in silence we lived in that

00:43:22.320 garage and you know my mom has schizophrenia and didn't have any friends so i didn't really

00:43:28.340 watch them socialize and you know also have interest in stuff right so it's hard for me

00:43:34.000 to figure out even like how do i build a personality yeah you know i didn't have

00:43:38.140 siblings i didn't have siblings who could tell me the difference between white people or you know

00:43:43.700 what i mean like i didn't being like hey this is a new song you know this is the latest songs that

00:43:48.500 we're listening to at school i didn't have that yeah so um i think it took me a little longer to

00:43:53.980 figure out what the hell is my taste or my voice right and um so then but then i just knew the

00:44:02.300 things i was gravitated towards you know if um i think watching my mom suffer all her life and

00:44:08.940 still to this day you know she's still like very very much bedridden and you know can't drive she

00:44:14.900 has seizures too so you know she's just very alone while i get to like tour the world and have

00:44:22.300 different experiences yeah i just i can picture her you know even right now she's just you know

00:44:27.680 in in her bed right watching tv and you know watching other people like live life yeah and so

00:44:36.320 i think with that i built a lot of like love and empathy for people humans totally and so

00:44:43.560 and connection yeah yeah totally and so i think never wanting people to feel like an outsider

00:44:52.760 like they don't belong was huge for me yeah and so i think that's why like punching down isn't

00:44:59.960 something I even like gravitate towards yeah yeah absolutely even when I'm my drunkest and

00:45:06.660 I'm having fun yeah like that's not even the way I would joke no never well that's that's what I

00:45:13.400 find so amazing about your comedy because it can still transcend because your culture is a big part

00:45:20.080 of your comedy too and you're able to like transcend culture and like speak to other people

00:45:25.120 of different cultures and like i how did how did you or when did you start kind of incorporating

00:45:30.060 that into your comedy like a lot more did you start from the very beginning did you kind of

00:45:34.200 work up to it yeah i think in the beginning i did a little bit but then you know i was like

00:45:40.900 yeah when i when i started i think there was still a little bit of a tendency to

00:45:47.280 want to like punch down on yourself right oh yeah yeah yeah and so there was some there was

00:45:53.700 some punching down I was trying when I was trying different jokes like uh making fun of like your

00:46:00.060 own Asian-ness or something right I have done that actually because I wanted to fit in or you know

00:46:06.580 it was it was hard I started like 16 years ago and there weren't that many Asian American

00:46:15.440 comedians at that time so yeah there would be times where one time I was hosting a show

00:46:21.520 and i brought up a comedian friend of mine he was south asian um and we knew each other though

00:46:29.400 so i brought him up and then he immediately because he wanted to fit into i think you know

00:46:35.660 he was like yeah thanks uh thanks thanks for that uh what was her name pokemon pikachu what was it

00:46:42.940 and i was like okay you know because he didn't want to i don't know but to make fun of the fact

00:46:50.020 that my name is hard to say right and different and asian even though he was asian too and he had

00:46:56.640 taken on an english name right um and so uh yeah so i'm like i'm like oh i never punched that but

00:47:04.080 i did i have punched out in the past on my you know yourself yeah like which is maybe like bad

00:47:09.180 driving joke or something about myself right but that's also like like comes with growth too like

00:47:14.420 you were saying like over time you've learned and found your voice like in a much more authentic

00:47:20.180 and true to you way and i think that's natural too because especially as women of color like 0.96

00:47:26.320 when you go into comedy like the easiest thing i feel like too sometimes is to punch down on you 0.52

00:47:31.440 especially if you're someone who doesn't want to hurt others and you're like well i'll just talk

00:47:34.660 about me right but i think what's beautiful about your comedy now though is that you can still

00:47:40.160 make jokes involving culture but not in a way that's upsetting or offensive or like punching

00:47:47.620 down like we were talking about but i think too first of all i want to say your name is badass 0.97

00:47:53.460 like you have a killer fucking name and i i love that you insist upon how it's pronounced i love 0.95

00:48:00.660 that you kept your name i think that's fucking incredible and it is like part of assimilation 0.99

00:48:05.640 and like assimilating into white supremacy when uh you take on english names when you take and i 0.93

00:48:11.000 and i understand what you're saying too where you have empathy for it because you understand

00:48:14.440 wanting to fit in and wanting to blend but then you also understand what it takes from you when

00:48:20.280 you do like sacrifice that like you're almost sacrificing yourself a little bit when you get 0.91

00:48:24.300 to do that so i think it's fucking awesome that you continue to perform as your true government 0.82

00:48:30.800 birth name i think that's fucking beautiful i think it's amazing and that's also another reason 0.63

00:48:35.800 too why i didn't um make up a handle or anything when i started making videos i just did my first 0.60

00:48:41.080 and last name and um a lot of men who hate me um and women too who hate me have like purposely and

00:48:47.960 intentionally mispronounced my last name which is really not hard to say but every time i it said

00:48:54.800 just like your name's not hard to say like if you um just try just a little bit it's pretty easy

00:49:00.540 um and it's also free to ask and i will say the one name i've ever mispronounced on this show

00:49:06.760 yeah was my white friend caleb heron oh the last name i think still kind of trips people up yeah

00:49:13.360 with him i said heron and he's like it's actually heron and i said that's crazy because i've never

00:49:18.400 mispronounced the last name literally ever that was the first time i ever had him on wow and he

00:49:24.000 was a white guy i wonder if it's part of the itis yeah it's part of my itis exactly it's rearing its

00:49:29.020 head in so many ways and honestly i laugh because i feel like it's reparations low-key you know to

00:49:34.780 just be like well and your name kevin is it kevin kevin osco kevin oh sorry sorry sorry names are

00:49:44.120 hard for me pronounced do you mind if i call you k it's just easier for me it's like my my friend

00:49:52.200 um she brought uh she was gonna bring someone over to my house who's irish right yes and um

00:49:59.960 your new found new people yeah my newfound people right i told you i was like family my second

00:50:05.560 family my found family that's right she was gonna bring someone over to my house and i was like

00:50:09.820 telling my boyfriend or my boyfriend hello my man yeah i was telling him um me workshopping

00:50:16.220 bits to him i was like when he comes here i'm gonna say nice to meet you welcome to america

00:50:23.940 my name is drew and he was like don't and i was laughing at my own joke yeah that's really fun

00:50:31.100 and he was like yeah don't laugh like he's here and you haven't even said it yet

00:50:35.620 i was like i'm practicing and it's hilarious i was like i'm gonna talk really loud like he

00:50:41.700 can't understand see that's that's good yeah you have to you do stand up sometimes right

00:50:49.500 i have done stand up a couple times yeah yeah i i am no longer pursuing it you're not

00:50:54.840 no but that's a good that's a good set i you think yeah that's a good set i you know what's

00:50:59.940 funny is like i i don't think i i think what i don't like about stand up for me is having to tour

00:51:06.500 because i really don't like touring and i touring it touring is a huge part of it right right i just

00:51:11.580 have so many things happening right now i was like i think no to this maybe maybe in a few years

00:51:17.420 if i want to i'll circle back right right you just save these bits yeah yeah have your man remember

00:51:22.020 tm by the way yeah also taylor tomlinson when i told her i was like yeah sometimes my my stand-up

00:51:27.860 friends tell me you should you should try stand-up yeah and she's like don't do that and i go you

00:51:32.040 don't think and she goes well that's like going backwards for you you like cut the line kind of

00:51:36.940 and i was like that's a good point i mean only if you you know only if it interests you but i just

00:51:43.480 yeah that's a fun bit that i don't know you could i guess you could you're doing it on your podcast

00:51:47.920 now yes but you know i just picture it to be like a sketch or even a i don't know and then you could

00:51:53.900 stretch it into a movie i don't know you're giving me ideas you know what i mean like every idea can

00:51:58.660 be used and reused in different formats absolutely look at you i don't know we should be in a movie

00:52:04.940 together yes you and i i was i was yeah i'll i'll think we should where do we want to go let's start

00:52:11.200 with the location let's workshop yeah um i think it would be awesome if we did one disneyland yeah

00:52:18.320 something something disneyland related i feel like if we did something like we're like searching for

00:52:25.180 something like unexpectedly we end up on like a treasure hunt of some kind oh yeah i think that

00:52:31.520 would be pretty killer you're gonna make us do physical activity we're like you're like i'm

00:52:36.580 thinking sand i'm thinking treasure hunt sun i'm thinking like the putting two people that should

00:52:44.120 not be in nature in nature that's what i'm that would be good i think so yeah us in the forest

00:52:50.140 yes i think so we could do like a duo thing so far from socal yes yeah oh wow we got a name

00:52:57.560 already workshopping a name you said so far from socal wow i didn't even think about how there was

00:53:03.120 two so the way your mind is working we're cooking already oh my god we're cooking with gas

00:53:08.120 we gotta get your husband yeah harry styles on it maybe he can help finance it for us

00:53:14.660 my grandma was like once i oh my god them in the same room my grandma might die

00:53:21.020 she'll literally go cross-eyed like no he has a twin there can't be there can't be two of you

00:53:27.720 yes that's how i felt watching lost that scene that when that happened there were two johns

00:53:32.760 yeah you're like there's this can't be real oh my god this can't be true my husband did this thing

00:53:38.280 the other day on the phone just with speaking of names and you know my name isn't difficult and

00:53:43.120 he's been very like um it's he tours with me and it's very nice to have um have him because he's

00:53:49.940 very much the advocate for me sometimes you know even in theaters sometimes like the tech

00:53:55.100 people might be older and the kind of dinosaurs and yeah um you know we've had instances where

00:54:03.180 we walk into a comedy club when i've been like writing my show still yeah instead of going to

00:54:08.020 theaters yet uh where they welcome my husband thinking he's the comedian you know and so he

00:54:14.680 And you're just his assistant?

00:54:16.200 Yeah, and he goes, in what world am I, Otsuko Katsuka?

00:54:19.340 You know who is coming this weekend.

00:54:22.940 You think my name's Otsuko?

00:54:24.740 He was like, this is insane.

00:54:25.780 You think that would make more sense than having her be the headliner?

00:54:30.640 You did mental gymnastics so hard that you—

00:54:33.840 To try and make that work?

00:54:35.220 To make me a white guy, Otsuko Katsuka. 1.00

00:54:38.620 You're sick. 1.00

00:54:39.740 You're sick. 1.00

00:54:40.640 So he does these things for me.

00:54:42.220 That's so good.

00:54:42.980 I'm glad.

00:54:43.180 Cause sometimes they might not want to listen to me,

00:54:45.040 you know,

00:54:45.500 with like tech and sound cues and stuff like lighting cues.

00:54:48.520 So he,

00:54:49.080 he will do that.

00:54:50.200 Um,

00:54:50.580 and I caught him on the phone the other day telling,

00:54:53.400 um,

00:54:54.480 uh,

00:54:54.880 a customer service on something.

00:54:57.140 I forget what we were trying to figure out where he was like,

00:55:00.100 I just heard him go,

00:55:01.420 uh,

00:55:01.920 my wife's name, 1.00

00:55:03.000 let's go Katsuka spelled just like it sounds.

00:55:08.660 I was like, 0.99

00:55:09.420 damn, 0.99

00:55:10.160 push. 1.00

00:55:11.780 Yeah.

00:55:11.940 because i've always had to explain myself that's him using that privilege for good right at him

00:55:16.260 totally yeah that's what they need to do they need to be putting in the time the work yeah

00:55:20.000 naked and unafraid unafraid for real and real confident like real convicted in it even like

00:55:26.440 sometimes my man like i'll have him go tell men certain things like if if someone's working on

00:55:32.460 something or someone i need something done and i only do that when i feel like i can tell that

00:55:38.080 they don't they're not really thinking i'm in charge right like they're they're really like

00:55:41.940 always going to him so sometimes when i want what i want specifically i'll make him go tell them 0.88

00:55:47.800 yes because i'm like you do it because i don't want to fucking just do it i know and then 0.93

00:55:51.880 sometimes i have to lay down the hammer and it has to be me okay because sometimes i make him do 0.97

00:55:56.400 it because i'm like if i go over there then they're gonna say i'm a bitch and i really don't 0.98

00:55:59.880 give a fuck if they do but let's try the nice way first we're real good good cop bad cop situation 0.99

00:56:05.280 so it sounds like your husband is me the bad cop yes he's the yeah he's the bad cop he's like he's 1.00

00:56:10.520 like the white people in minneapolis you know what i mean he's hell yeah he's like the the 0.58

00:56:15.440 white moms he's about it yeah period i love that for him that's the best i love that and i love

00:56:22.580 that he's a white guy doing that yeah especially that's a great thing that's a rarity that's

00:56:27.700 wonderful okay do have some fun facts about you okay yes would you like to hear them okay yeah

00:56:32.460 i'm so curious okay this one says uh you once accidentally tried to play a barista or tried

00:56:39.640 to pay a barista with fake money from your bachelorette party and we have a picture of

00:56:48.600 oh my god yes sometimes i feel like i i have amnesia sometimes that is that is that is money

00:56:58.440 from my bachelor party yeah you're looking at it my maid of honor maid that's right that's so funny

00:57:04.300 oh my gosh the wilder thing is i mean i was black out but uh by the end but the wilder thing is like

00:57:12.040 um we had strippers quote unquote but i told my maid of honor yeah i said i would love um she was

00:57:18.400 like who do you what do you want as entertainment i said well let's do some let's do representation

00:57:23.140 i said i would love an all-male strip dance group i would love can you find that you know i would

00:57:30.100 love an all-male asian strip dance group and she said all male all asian she was like she goes 0.83

00:57:37.580 isn't that the jabberwockies

00:57:39.800 she's they have the masks on yeah i was like no no like sexy like body rolls she goes oh the

00:57:51.300 you have a walkie no yeah no get me that she was like okay and we were working on a budget i will

00:57:59.700 admit i only had five hundred dollars i was so broke when i got married and uh yeah so and then

00:58:07.000 so then she she gets dancers and all asian male dance group okay period we uh she so we're doing

00:58:14.300 it the bachelorette party again on a budget so we're just at an airbnb in korea town okay and

00:58:19.260 She's like, we're drinking, drinking,

00:58:21.560 and she goes, the dancers are here, the dancers are here.

00:58:23.860 I get excited.

00:58:24.980 They sit me down.

00:58:26.260 They blindfold me, and I hear the dancers walking in.

00:58:28.840 I hear them stretching, and I'm excited.

00:58:31.660 They turn on the music.

00:58:33.480 They take the blindfold off.

00:58:34.880 I look up.

00:58:36.240 I see the dancers.

00:58:37.100 I'm like, Chuck Ma, Gio Lee, I know these guys.

00:58:43.640 They are my maid of honor, God, our friends.

00:58:47.480 to come strip for my bachelor party they are on an improv team that i've done shows with

00:58:57.100 they are ucb improvisers so they can improvise they they learn they choreographed the dance

00:59:04.420 to do but so and but and she had made the fake money but anyway that's that's that story that's

00:59:12.240 the story of your bachelor so i think i just was like this is crazy this is weird it's so and they

00:59:16.620 were like dancing sexy and stuff i didn't like it so i think i drink so much doing it is so funny

00:59:23.040 oh my god they were like doing the robot and stuff one of them they were one of them uh like

00:59:28.340 had the ab roller yeah and like went down and up as like the sexy move he's like doing push-ups

00:59:36.380 jesus christ in front of you're like why don't you go fix something that's sexy go fix that 0.95

00:59:41.640 fucking shelf over there how's that oh my god they're just doing tasks in front of you yes 0.99

00:59:47.260 i was like as you throw fake money that's crazy yeah and so i think i got really drunk because 0.99

00:59:53.460 i was like this is weird and then so i had some of the fake cash i guess i had put it in my wallet 0.75

00:59:58.360 oh yeah and you were like oh shit i'm sorry about that yeah sorry i'm real thrown off from the

01:00:03.840 improv team that visited me last night i'm still traumatized sorry about that from my friends 0.75

01:00:09.020 showing me their taint thinking that was hot at all and fun yeah i was like am i a monologist am

01:00:17.100 i gonna do a monologue right now it's very confusing i literally um only went to a strip

01:00:23.940 club one singular time oh yeah well and the only reason i say that will be my last time

01:00:30.200 is because i went to a male strip club and like it was a two-story strip club in vegas

01:00:35.940 and the bottom floor was women the top floor was men and the bottom floor with women was like

01:00:41.260 creep town usa like it was silent and it felt like every dude looked like the penguin and every and

01:00:48.080 every woman was moving like slow and measured and then upstairs like i was like that's just like an

01:00:53.700 i think like an iteration of how men are because upstairs where there's women everyone there's

01:00:58.520 music and everyone's dancing and laughing having fun and like throwing money whatever

01:01:02.020 but it was like truly like one of the most like horrifying nights to me like I just like I found 1.00

01:01:08.920 even on your floor yeah like even on my floor where women women are creating the vibes yeah 0.90

01:01:13.500 well and the vibe was fun it was like the dance itself the dancers themselves that I was struggling

01:01:19.240 to really connect with in any way even if it's just for fun like and I was single at the time

01:01:25.340 but I I think I found out in that moment I should have already known considering how much disdain I

01:01:31.760 had naturally towards men but i should have already known this but like i found out in that

01:01:36.300 moment i was like i when men try to be sexy in front of me it makes me angry like i found out

01:01:42.920 very quickly that it irritates the fuck out of me and it and because i'm so irritated i can't stay 0.96

01:01:48.420 in the fantasy because i'm just sitting there irritated as fuck i'm literally like what are 0.93

01:01:52.800 you why are you doing that why are you doing that you should be going to war he's like he's like 0.98

01:01:58.600 why are you not you should be going on war that's so funny far away from me in a different country

01:02:04.660 risking your life you should be somewhere else entirely away from me and i he's like i work here

01:02:11.280 he's on a pole i know what is that yeah what are you doing we get down from there 1.00

01:02:16.760 you don't even know these people put a shirt on yeah slut i start slut shaming him but i just 0.99

01:02:23.340 struggled to like even enjoy myself i also hate being touched by like anyone that isn't my man 0.95

01:02:30.840 so like which at the time it was no one so like i i even like i don't mind hugs and stuff with

01:02:36.460 friends and all that but like just generally speaking i'm not a fan of being touched yeah so

01:02:41.000 like there was a lot of touching going on like of not of me intentionally but it was like one of

01:02:45.880 those where they were like rub on me oh wow yeah yeah and a lot of their chests are prickly because

01:02:50.640 they're itchy and so like because they're shaving but they're like they haven't shaved yeah they

01:02:55.420 haven't shaved recently i guess they just don't have time for their shift but it was rubbing all

01:02:59.420 over me giving me a rash and i was like and everyone smells weird and i was feeling like

01:03:03.120 oh my god and then my mom my mom was there mind you yeah and she paid for me to get a lap dance

01:03:10.000 on the stage which was like one of the most first off of course your mom was there of course she was

01:03:15.760 I wish I had a family like yours.

01:03:19.240 Of course she was there.

01:03:20.080 Yeah, very different vibes than my family.

01:03:21.900 Yeah.

01:03:22.920 My family is like the first floor, what you described.

01:03:26.320 That's just the silence, the penguin vibes.

01:03:29.980 My mom being the penguin.

01:03:31.680 That was my childhood.

01:03:34.060 Right.

01:03:34.680 Yeah.

01:03:35.360 Oh, man.

01:03:36.280 Well, no wonder you're funny.

01:03:38.740 I mean, the second floor sounds incredible compared to anyway.

01:03:44.160 You're right.

01:03:44.620 It was better.

01:03:45.200 so your mom was there yeah my mom was there she paid for me to get a lap because it was my birthday

01:03:49.520 it was my 21st birthday so like i got a lap dance on the stage and it was a humongous white guy like

01:03:55.700 he was so tall like big dude yeah and he um your fear a fear again is this where you developed

01:04:01.800 your fear maybe man and huge maybe you developed i mean listen who knows okay so he okay he's there

01:04:08.180 he's dressed as a construction worker right he's white so you're like is this daisy i'm like this

01:04:13.960 is paul mescal yeah obviously i knew that i knew it was him i knew it i met i knew him before he

01:04:19.760 got big and he gave gave me this insane dance like to the song work from home by fifth harmony

01:04:29.040 love that song yeah to that song were you at least like feeling that no no i i was i was so

01:04:34.060 filled with terror i felt like i was in the in you know in uh willie wonka and the chocolate

01:04:38.940 factory you know when he goes in that that cave and then there's like the spinning thing and he's

01:04:43.140 talking that's how it felt that my whole experience felt like that oh my god but at one point he

01:04:47.800 asked me if i um was afraid of heights and i was like what uh-huh i was like i'm not particularly

01:04:54.480 why and then he like bent down and grabbed me around my legs like that and then turned me back

01:05:01.320 up upside down i'm hanging oh like my my face to his crotch whoa oh and he turns around so i can

01:05:09.200 see my sister through my leg through his legs not my legs his legs okay okay and he starts shaking 0.90

01:05:15.680 me like he was trying to shake change out of my pocket first off that's not high literally you're 0.99

01:05:22.540 lower than where you were yeah that's what the fuck i said your head i didn't get that joke at 0.99

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01:05:58.240 He means do your feet like height?

01:06:00.560 Yeah.

01:06:01.160 Because your feet was high up.

01:06:03.160 Yeah, my feet were high up.

01:06:03.580 Your head near the ground. 0.62

01:06:05.180 yeah my my head i'd like crotch right here whoa and then like when i shaking you yeah like he was 0.77

01:06:11.920 literally like the motion was like this uh a piano metronome yes exactly oh my god yeah can you 0.99

01:06:20.400 imagine so i in my big ass being held in the air like that right also plot twist your sister also 0.97

01:06:26.340 there yes i mean it's your birthday i guess yeah my sister also there my sister tears down streaming 0.99

01:06:31.480 down her face she was laughing so hard oh that was the worst night of my life and the best night

01:06:35.140 of hers wow so it's a real bummer all around i quite like entertainment so i love like us i love

01:06:42.500 you know yeah oh hell yeah stripper yeah yeah have you been to medieval times oh i would love that

01:06:48.460 you should go there yeah oh there's a lot of interaction i love that yeah you could cheer

01:06:53.200 them on and you eat with your hands yes magic mike live is like that too oh how was magic you

01:06:58.960 i would enjoy i've gone i've gone three times yes i'm insane well i'm friends with the asian

01:07:06.320 magic mike and so the first time i was like this is for representation the first time yeah first

01:07:12.600 time and then the second time it was for me and my husband's anniversary oh how did he enjoy it i

01:07:19.080 got us tickets because you know uh he well you know i'm friends with uh patrick the asian one

01:07:25.080 so he's like oh it's your anniversary great we got you vip seats make sure you sit in these seats

01:07:30.400 though okay you have to stay put there's a surprise and so me and ryan sit in those seats and during

01:07:36.640 one of the dances um turns out we were in i'm in the wrong seat they wanted me ryan got the seat i

01:07:43.400 was supposed to have damn so there's a solo dance happening by a one of the dancers he's hitting his

01:07:49.880 beats and it turns around lands right in front of ryan and his next cue is to take his pants off 0.97

01:08:00.400 and so ryan is just boom the crotch in front of ryan and ryan in that moment it's thousands it's 1.00

01:08:07.480 like hundreds of girls pissed they're like why him yes why not someone that would enjoy this 1.00

01:08:14.980 what the fuck why him him being just sitting but i yes girls are like what is this is rigged 0.99

01:08:25.140 excuse me and so um my husband in that moment just like leans in and he's like give it to me 0.98

01:08:31.540 and you know just to like to be like yes i'm into this i'm sorry that i took this one solo dance

01:08:38.020 but um so that's the second time and the third time i brought my grandma oh and how did she

01:08:43.060 enjoy it she she liked it she liked it um we there's fake money involved too for effect it's

01:08:49.680 great it's very it's very like female-led the host is a woman love um and also there's a safe

01:08:57.700 word even oh yeah so if you're uncomfortable yeah like the dancers coming up to you you don't like

01:09:03.340 it you just say the word unicorn and then they they're professionals about it they'll just body

01:09:07.900 roll away from you yes and go give it to someone more deserving yes like my husband yeah exactly

01:09:14.040 yeah i love i think you might like magic mic i think you would be the best audience member

01:09:20.960 for any performer i feel like you would be like just the best person energy yeah you're very

01:09:26.820 involved and participatory i love that about you you're probably like that too yeah i like that i'm

01:09:32.700 like that unless it involves me being involved in it right then i'm kind of like i'm good yeah

01:09:37.920 but like i love shaking you don't want to be shaking yeah yeah yeah like i'd be happy to cheer

01:09:41.940 i love i love a good cheer i'd love to be a cheerleader yes so maybe for that reason hell

01:09:47.060 yeah whole families go together that's you know i mean i brought my grandma yeah hell yeah i think

01:09:52.960 that's beautiful okay i'll hook you up i have oh yeah please do it seems like you it seems like

01:09:57.740 you're a frequent flyer over there yes i have hookups to that and blue man group these are my

01:10:02.600 friends and and little john you choose those are the only three so i got blue man group little john

01:10:09.060 and magic mike live uh-huh any plug you need i got it yeah okay uh this next one says you and

01:10:18.260 your husband had to get married at city hall seven years after your wedding because they

01:10:22.000 accidentally didn't file your marriage certificate that's right yeah how'd you find that out it was

01:10:27.360 i was trying to get i was trying to get my husband on my health insurance i finally got health

01:10:31.980 insurance you know yeah through sag and so i was like and i found out you could put a dependent on

01:10:38.720 there or whatever yeah spouse yeah and he didn't have health insurance so uh but to apply for it

01:10:46.700 we had to prove we were married and i was like no problem we had a wedding and we have photos

01:10:54.260 is that what you want photos photo evidence a picture of my ring yeah

01:11:00.560 and they're like no no we need your wedding certificate oh marriage certificate yeah i said

01:11:07.180 oh yeah i'm sure we have that couldn't find it so then we were like okay uh we'll uh we'll go to

01:11:16.180 like we'll call city hall yeah right we call city hall they're having a hard time my brother-in-law

01:11:22.180 my husband's uh brother is a lawyer so he was like oh um let me talk to city hall nancy at city hall

01:11:31.040 who you've been talking to uh and it's anyway so they get on the phone they call us okay so it's

01:11:36.180 nancy at city hall and my brother-in-law they're laughing and we pick up we're like what's what's

01:11:42.560 going on they're like he goes nancy tell my sister-in-law my brother what you just told me

01:11:47.760 and she goes yeah y'all aren't married we're like what she's like there's no record of you guys

01:11:56.320 ever having gotten married she goes let's go you don't have a husband i said i'm so sorry we've

01:12:02.060 just been boyfriend and girlfriend this whole time this whole time it was a a devastating

01:12:09.520 realization i said this is the second time i've been undocumented and they got me again they got

01:12:16.840 mean again but this time it was my fault and that is progress because the first time was not the

01:12:23.480 first time my grandma you know lied to me about a two-month vacation to the u.s this time you know

01:12:29.320 it's because i had partied too hard at the wedding apparently so make sure you do this i mean your

01:12:35.460 whole family's there your whole family make sure you're okay which is so good yeah um but you know

01:12:41.540 you're supposed to like sign yeah you're supposed to get like pre-married before you go do your

01:12:46.040 wedding but even after the wedding there's like two witnesses that are supposed to sit there and

01:12:50.700 then you sign and that that piece has to be taken in to city hall yeah as well good to know yeah

01:12:58.100 just so i don't get caught seven years later too yeah because we've been paying taxes as married 0.84

01:13:03.300 the whole time too and we weren't that's a fucking joke that we had to do that yeah well no i mean 0.76

01:13:10.680 like the fact that they fucked up your marriage certificate well i guess you didn't sign it but 0.93

01:13:13.880 still i'm gonna blame city hall we just forgot to turn it but apparently the efficient does it and 0.86

01:13:18.340 i don't know it's confusing our efficient was also blackout that night he's a one of everyone

01:13:23.520 was blacked out at the wedding we were just dancing no one can be held responsible we were

01:13:27.280 having the night of our lives so make sure you you turn that paper in whatever it is i'm sure

01:13:32.300 y'all they know your family yeah okay this one says you met your 50 year old half brother for

01:13:40.160 the first time at a ninja theme park in japan that's right yeah last last year that's crazy

01:13:46.300 just randomly we had planned to meet there okay my dad um and him had reconnected okay i never met

01:13:56.520 him before uh he's from my brother is from my dad's first marriage and uh yeah i was like well

01:14:04.540 i want to meet him i didn't know yeah i didn't really know about him yeah so i i got nervous

01:14:12.440 you know meeting a whole sibling i'd never met before i've always wanted siblings you know yeah

01:14:17.880 yeah with the silent household i grew up in yeah yeah and uh so i i we had planned to do dinner but

01:14:26.880 as the date came closer i i got cold feet so i was like i think i'm gonna cancel and my dad was

01:14:33.640 like please don't cancel like what are me and him gonna talk about he wanted me there i said

01:14:40.060 you already met up with him he said i know it was weird i need you there i need i need a buffer he's

01:14:46.200 like you're the fun one i was like oh how unfortunate of course i've you know what i

01:14:51.340 mean like nobody in my family likes to talk yeah yeah so i was like okay i'll go but um i'm gonna

01:14:58.080 need distractions yeah like if you know my japanese isn't even that good like if you're

01:15:03.920 gonna make me go through with this we're gonna meet at this ninja samurai theme park that i've

01:15:08.480 been wanting to go to you know so i can check a couple items off my list oh yes thank you like

01:15:14.480 while i'm there yes doing this favor for y'all i can't think of a better way to meet a man i've

01:15:21.120 never met before then you know there are rides there are people in character uh there are scare

01:15:29.460 actors that chase you around a show that happens every hour i said this is perfect we will never

01:15:35.280 have to talk we can keep it moving yes i was gonna ask you how was the theme park was it fun

01:15:42.120 it's incredible it's like edo period themed so it's like shogun the tv show okay yeah it was a

01:15:48.740 theme park oh wow so everyone's in character of that time okay um yeah there's like literal

01:15:55.620 ninja houses that you could like train to be ninjas at um samurais that's so cool yeah what

01:16:03.460 a genius idea and you know like we love theme parks yeah so i suggest even you know after doing

01:16:10.240 that i was like anytime you need to have a difficult conversation with someone take them

01:16:14.780 to a theme park it's so it's great advice then while you're at the top of like the ride and

01:16:20.720 you're about to drop that's when you break the news like i want a divorce you know whatever it

01:16:26.600 is whatever then it's easy it's softer yeah it softens it a little bit and then they're like

01:16:32.420 what'd you say and you're like you heard me wait let's go again yeah they're like what'd you say

01:16:37.280 you're like let's go back on another ride i'll tell you is that mickey you know that's a genius

01:16:44.280 the way your mind works it fascinates me okay last fun one it says you are going to be the

01:16:50.800 parade grand marshal of the northern california cherry blossom festival this month that's right

01:16:55.760 yeah that is so cool in japan town how fun have you ever been a grand marshal i have never have

01:17:02.700 you no i don't even know what what do we do i'm not sure what it entails do i wave probably it's

01:17:08.660 probably a lot of waving and like maybe at the front of the parade maybe you're on a float

01:17:13.280 i would love to be marching is am i picturing it wrong i want to whistle

01:17:18.220 yeah i think you're right yeah i said i think you're right i'll agree with you i agree with

01:17:25.780 you i think that's a great idea you should lead it like leading right totally i don't know the

01:17:30.800 path i don't live there but they just let you go and you just kind of figure it out i would love

01:17:37.480 that oh I think that's so how fun yes to I mean they they tried to get me last year but I was

01:17:44.680 like oh I don't know I don't know what it is and people were like this is kind of a big deal it's

01:17:48.980 like your community being like you're gonna be grand marshalling this you know very like cultural

01:17:55.680 event that happens for Japanese Americans in you know there's only two Japan towns left in the

01:18:01.840 united states and one is san francisco and then the other one is la uh so you know a lot of them

01:18:08.540 um kind of went away after japanese internment yeah and so they're like it's kind of a big deal

01:18:14.440 i was like okay i said who who was the grand marshal last time this is how very few japanese

01:18:20.220 people live in america i have no clue it was hello kitty

01:18:25.060 i said a cartoon character a cartoon character with the grandma hello kitty what big shoes to

01:18:34.300 fill you have yes i said what you run out of people oh last year literally ran out of people

01:18:42.000 yeah they literally said well what's sanrio got going on let's go said no so uh can we do hello

01:18:49.620 kitty let's ask karopi why not but i guess hello kitty is a girl do you know her lore

01:18:57.140 you have to i i think i know she's three apples tall yes and she's actually she's not a cat she's

01:19:03.420 a girl i didn't know that no i did not you know this they're all nodding she's wearing a costume

01:19:11.080 the client are they all wearing costumes so she's a furry so the the claim is not just a girl she is

01:19:21.080 a a british girl named kitty is that right and she is also that picture a british girl okay she's not

01:19:31.320 a cat she's just dressed as one okay but still she is three apples tall and weighs how many apples 0.57

01:19:41.080 a london suburb with her family okay and she just dresses as a japanese cat for fun uh-huh and 1.00

01:19:47.780 please remind us how how many apples does she weigh weigh uh-huh because it they weighed her 1.00

01:19:54.640 via apples too for some reason because they're them because you know they're violating her

01:20:00.260 hippo rights telling me three apples she's five apples oh five apples now riddle me this

01:20:08.460 riddle me this this the math makes sense if you're five apples tall and i know you're afraid

01:20:14.940 of tall people five apples tall but then wouldn't you maybe wouldn't you weigh at least five apples

01:20:23.960 or am i crazy i i don't think you're crazy i think that they're like well she can't be fat

01:20:28.640 she could be a white girl dressing as a cat but she cannot be so five apples is 0.95

01:20:32.920 like this this tall i don't know am i insane like this right you're asking me like i should know

01:20:39.480 she's a human she's a human girl a human that is five hours tall and but three only weighs three

01:20:47.280 we need to get this girl to a hospital right aren't you concerned about her health yeah yeah

01:20:55.380 yeah she's underweight that's not good we got to check in on her make sure she's doing all right 0.95

01:21:00.980 i mean not to you know all bodies are beautiful but five apples five apples yeah she's itty bitty 0.67

01:21:06.840 well how big are the apples i guess also why apples are cats known to like apples

01:21:12.940 british people are british is apples a british fruit i don't know to be honest this is when i 0.95

01:21:20.660 know sometimes my people the japanese people are just trying to fuck with people i'm like this is 0.92

01:21:27.160 the lore and everybody's eating it up what about all the other characters in the san rio universe 0.82

01:21:33.240 are they're also in costume i don't they are i didn't know that she has a twin sister twin sister

01:21:39.040 is it like wait so what's her name mimi mimi it's mimi what's their last name hello

01:21:48.420 kitty mimi white it's like you and your sister that could be you all could go there everywhere

01:21:56.480 even hello kitty i'm gonna get her confused now now now that you told me she's white now i'm

01:22:01.300 gonna get her oh my god i mean now i'm gonna think she's paddington or something why would

01:22:05.740 you get them confused because what's the difference i think one has a yellow nose and one has a black

01:22:10.340 nose or something what are they chippendale like chippendale are different colored oh my god

01:22:16.220 yeah no yeah twins yeah yeah i made the mistake of call i thought they were squirrels

01:22:20.940 you know what's funny is i told them that to their face i said i love you squirrels and they

01:22:25.860 were like because you know they can't talk they're like

01:22:28.680 i was like what what what what's wrong sorry squirrel my bad

01:22:34.840 and then their handler was like chipmunks yeah yeah that's actually oh i'm so sorry

01:22:43.420 i thought they were boys i thought they were british boys i thought they were british boys

01:22:50.320 that are five apples tall honestly so anyway that's who grand marshall's before me

01:22:55.320 the one and only british hello kitty yeah you know when i took uh my man to disneyland once

01:23:03.540 we went into like uh one of those it was like the storyteller cafe or whatever where they have

01:23:08.120 the characters walk around like while you're eating yeah and um chip and dale were around

01:23:12.220 and then uh my man goes what are those like squirrels like what are those like this and he

01:23:18.980 kept saying he was like those little like rat things like what are those i was like they're

01:23:21.980 chipmunks he goes no they're not and i go yes they are yeah you just said you don't know and 0.52

01:23:26.560 now you're telling me i don't know and i was like their names are chip chip and dale and he goes

01:23:30.620 well how do you know they're chipmunks i go their last name is chipmunk i didn't know that i did

01:23:35.660 context clues their name is in it's in the name like wait so was he not as into like disneyland

01:23:41.140 stories and lore as you not really no he like he didn't really watch anything that much like like

01:23:46.120 that was popular for kids at the time like he mostly watched animal stuff like nature stuff

01:23:50.880 really steve urwin like oh wow that was like his favorite and dinosaurs like he loved dinosaurs

01:23:55.360 got it that's kind of my demographic like if there are straight men at my shows they're

01:24:00.820 paleontologist i've been getting a lot of rocks after my shows trust me i have a lot of rocks

01:24:08.080 and they're like this one was found in the dinosaur mouth of our state dinosaur i said

01:24:13.380 state dinosaur my audience is expanding it's gays women and paleontologists i got a lot of rocks

01:24:21.000 given to me but they're very sweet they're very sweet they are very sweet these are not men that

01:24:26.560 you know are in the like comment section no yeah they're not they're not threatening at all that's

01:24:32.140 why like my my man wanted to be a paleontologist for a long time that's so wild yeah he wanted to

01:24:37.180 be a paleontologist growing up and then eventually was like i think i'll do something else but like

01:24:42.200 he loved dinosaurs wow yeah loved them so i have seen the new dinosaur netflix documentary have

01:24:49.080 you watched it i haven't no it's really good it's narrated by morgan freeman so okay very cool but

01:24:54.820 he really wanted to watch it when it came out he's like can we watch this i was like yeah why not

01:24:59.680 i mean it's beautiful there's i mean i guess it's like jurassic park is the

01:25:04.540 only dinosaur ride i can think of yeah like the the one at in orlando

01:25:10.160 yeah and then there's one yeah there's one here too that's right i forgot about that one

01:25:15.340 i love that you ever been on the et ride oh my gosh in orlando yes yes did your family have a

01:25:22.000 hard time too on that ride because you know how you tell them your names yeah there's three people

01:25:27.720 per yes uh what is it there's three bicycles yeah three by yeah per row my grandma my name

01:25:36.160 is Atsuko Katsuka yeah my grandma's name is Inshi Lee and my mom just goes by Linda

01:25:41.780 so they go Linda Linda Linda yeah and at the end E.T. waves goodbye and says your name yeah when I

01:25:49.040 say my family broke et he was like goodbye linda as a kid traumatized trumped only to find out it 1.00

01:26:09.460 was just a man in the back like doing his best that day was like fuck fuck he's like i'm gonna 0.99

01:26:18.440 act broken today i'm just gonna act broken coward they were able to say your names yeah well i what 0.99

01:26:26.760 i remember when we went on it i think they only said like two of the names oh but we didn't know

01:26:32.380 they did that yeah so when they said one of the names they said was our friend steven and he was

01:26:36.880 with us and we was like bye steven whatever i know we literally were like ew what is that

01:26:44.500 and then we're

01:26:45.180 no I think he said that

01:26:47.240 and we're like

01:26:47.700 who is that

01:26:48.720 like we were just talking 0.99

01:26:49.520 mad shit on it 0.99

01:26:50.300 so whoever was back there 0.99

01:26:51.620 was probably like

01:26:52.880 like it was trying to be

01:26:53.820 a magical moment

01:26:54.580 but we thought someone

01:26:55.260 was like watching us

01:26:56.420 you didn't know it was E.T.

01:26:58.900 no like we

01:26:59.580 we heard it come from E.T.

01:27:00.980 but we were like

01:27:01.580 there's no way

01:27:02.540 that he knows anyone's name

01:27:03.560 so it has to be a person

01:27:04.680 and they're being weird

01:27:05.980 like we

01:27:06.360 we're just getting cagey

01:27:08.060 all of a sudden

01:27:08.560 scared

01:27:09.300 bullies over here

01:27:10.860 and I think that was us

01:27:12.620 being haters

01:27:13.100 because we didn't

01:27:13.700 get our names

01:27:14.420 of course yeah i loved that ride though yes it's so cute they don't have it at in la no anymore

01:27:20.880 it's so cool and it's like uh it feels so old when you're on it now because i wrote it literally

01:27:26.960 last year like i'd never been on that ride before yeah and it was it's so old and like all of the

01:27:32.200 like creation of it but it looks so awesome so fun and the air conditioning's popping on that ride

01:27:37.880 i need to go to the florida one are you at a theme park every week no oh once a month

01:27:43.580 no i try i try to go when i can but i'm so busy i used to and i don't have a pass anymore because

01:27:49.900 i'm too busy now but i did we did like a big trip for my brother's 21st birthday last year he said

01:27:55.260 he wanted to go to disney world and he wanted to drink around the world yeah um and i've never done

01:28:01.020 that i've never gone to disney world oh my god yeah let's go we should go together yes okay and 0.98

01:28:05.900 we should do a tour because they're the tours over there are killer oh my gosh they're fucking

01:28:10.620 awesome okay and we tried to do we tried to do epcot like we tried to do drink around the world

01:28:15.800 but we didn't do it till the end of the day and we only made it to two countries and then we were

01:28:19.960 like let's go sit down it's hot so what's drink around the world basically in epcot they have

01:28:25.940 all of the countries in a big circle like that so you basically go to each country and get one drink

01:28:32.600 and you drink all the way around the world oh yeah and do people ever just get messy yeah absolutely

01:28:38.500 that's like the fun of it i guess but we the first time i ever did that was like a few years ago

01:28:43.460 and my brother couldn't go to that trip when we went because he had football in school and so

01:28:48.880 that's why he wanted to go last year for his 21st birthday but we tried it the first time i went we

01:28:53.840 got pretty i think we got like a quarter of the way through i think we made it to japan thanks 0.98

01:28:59.420 japan's there i think that was the last drink i had and then after that i was so fucked up and 0.80

01:29:03.220 and hot i like was like i need to sit down and eat something where do you start i'm so curious 0.90

01:29:08.260 there's two different like starting ends so there's canada on one side and there's mexico

01:29:13.320 on the other oh did you start at mexico the first time we started at canada and then we got all the

01:29:19.040 way to japan which is like a quarter of the way up i think and then this time we went to mexico

01:29:23.040 and we went backwards yeah and then we were like i just can't even do this so fun it's really fun

01:29:29.620 okay we got to do it together yes i think we'll have a blast you talk about blackout you have

01:29:34.300 blackout there oh my god i'm like i'm in mexico i'm still here you never make it past mexico oh

01:29:43.060 i know i won't i said oh i want to start on that side canada yeah you gotta start there work your

01:29:48.440 way up we learned a different method because i think we were all getting our own full drinks

01:29:52.740 and trying to finish them before the next country the first time i went so i think that's why i got 0.75

01:29:56.760 so fucked up and then now i think they say like if you get one and you share it with one other 0.83

01:30:01.960 person you'll last a little bit longer oh but it's per your discretion how you want to drink 0.99

01:30:06.660 around the world that's so wild it's very florida yeah it's very florida disney so right the la one

01:30:12.600 is like look good luck finding alcohol you know what i mean la is very like i think it's around

01:30:19.180 here somewhere totally yeah yeah yeah you need to know someone that's true yeah you have to have a

01:30:25.380 plug at disneyland yes well that has brought us to the end of your fun facts oh my gosh thank you

01:30:32.480 so much for coming thank you for digging digging so deep oh my gosh you're so welcome that's amanda's

01:30:37.400 job thank you i've never had a fun fact like i literally barely remembered one of them because

01:30:42.740 it was like the bachelorette night wow thank you i'm so glad we could bring that back for you

01:30:48.860 i'm so glad to know i've lived so much life i forget sometimes i'm like mommy hasn't done 0.98

01:30:55.420 anything i don't know what mom what were you like in the 90s i'm like i'm so boring my bitch 0.96

01:31:01.520 i i'm a fucking hoot i've lived a little yeah you sure have girl so thank you yeah well thank 0.98

01:31:09.200 you so much for coming back i fucking love you oh my god you're the best you're amazing and 0.86

01:31:14.060 where can everybody find you?

01:31:16.480 Oh, I'm just at Otsuko Comedy.

01:31:18.660 Period. And don't

01:31:20.340 forget to check out new Uggs.

01:31:22.140 That's right. New Ugg. The face of 0.96

01:31:24.160 Ugg right here. The new wave.

01:31:26.220 Fucking period. They couldn't have picked a better person. 1.00

01:31:28.480 Period. Love that. Thank you

01:31:30.260 so much to my amazing guest

01:31:32.100 Otsuko for coming on the comment section. Don't forget

01:31:34.340 new comment section episodes drop every Wednesday.

01:31:36.540 You stream the audio on all streaming platforms. The video

01:31:38.340 right now is on Spotify, but soon

01:31:40.380 it's coming to YouTube. Don't forget.

01:31:42.040 But, okay, thank you so much for my amazing guest, Atsuko.

01:31:44.200 Thank you so much for tuning in, and I'll see you next week.

01:31:45.820 Bye!

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - April 15, 2026

IN WET WHALE Ft. Atsuko Okatsuka ｜ Episode 217

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