The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - REALLY HER Ft. Meg Stalter ｜ Episode 216

00:00:00.000 That doesn't sound like a joke.

00:00:01.320 No, I said, you guys were mean, I'm a lawyer now.

00:00:04.040 And then she messaged me pictures of myself at the Rainforest Cafe.

00:00:07.700 And she was like, yeah, you really seem like a lawyer.

00:00:09.760 I'm like, well, lawyers could go to the Rainforest Cafe.

00:00:12.760 Like, why does that prove I'm not a lawyer?

00:00:15.160 Like, I'm like starting to believe I'm a lawyer.

00:00:17.180 I'm like, hey, don't make me take you to court.

00:00:20.580 This was after one of my meetings.

00:00:30.000 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of The Comment Section Show.

00:00:34.300 Sorry, me, your fave.

00:00:35.220 Everybody knows me who cares about me.

00:00:36.940 On to the guest today. 0.99

00:00:38.360 We have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious Meg Stalter. 1.00

00:00:42.880 Woo! 0.64

00:00:43.320 Yay! 1.00

00:00:45.640 Welcome to the pod, queen.

00:00:47.780 I love you.

00:00:48.880 I love you.

00:00:49.580 And when people see this, they're going to say,

00:00:51.420 those two people get along so well in your life and on screen.

00:00:55.260 And it's obvious on camera.

00:00:57.320 Their chemistry is electric.

00:00:58.540 And she's not bugging the host.

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00:01:40.440 I will say this.

00:01:41.760 Our interview, when I got to interview you at the Actor Awards.

00:01:44.580 Yeah.

00:01:45.460 In the comments.

00:01:46.580 You hated me.

00:01:47.440 I loved you. 0.97

00:01:48.340 No, could you imagine if you said, you really, really stunk that day.

00:01:51.620 You were a tough pill to swallow at the time, I'll be honest.

00:01:54.140 Imagine I tell you that now.

00:01:55.220 you're like I wanted to bring you on to tell you that made me really uncomfortable are you open to

00:02:00.120 feedback in this current state I I'll say in the comments a lot a lot of people were saying like

00:02:07.240 this is the first time I've seen someone who gets Meg and like get understands her and now I can

00:02:12.220 actually breathe yeah that feels amazing I agree and they're like I've someone wrote and I agree

00:02:17.760 by the way that you are the only one that gets me I'm not kidding when something similar to that

00:02:22.320 with me is like whenever i have someone i'll probably get it with your episode but when i

00:02:27.060 have other huge celebrities like when i had chapel when i had cynthia revo are you saying that i'm a

00:02:31.260 huge celebrity yes of course i am of course well i'm gonna throw up that makes me feel amazing

00:02:36.120 whenever i have someone that's beloved right i'll get comments that are like i just like really

00:02:43.500 wish that the host would stop talking that is so crazy on my show and i literally with chapel it

00:02:50.400 was out of control everyone was like i just feel i just feel like she's talking a lot but could you

00:02:55.340 imagine if chapel came on and talked the whole time and you said i sat in silence and then she

00:02:59.720 said i'm really excited to talk about my family by myself don't say anything please that would be so

00:03:04.540 scary she'll never do that questions at the end yeah no i know i i had to make a video and i i

00:03:10.100 literally said like unfortunately when you watch my show you're gonna have to hear me talk

00:03:15.540 unfortunately well i would i wouldn't want to hear someone by themselves i i love chapel i wouldn't

00:03:21.320 want to hear her by herself unless i'm listening to her album yeah exactly by herself would be

00:03:26.820 scary i'd be scared she doesn't want you to not talk no i know well obviously i was like i was

00:03:32.780 like the only interview she did that year so i was like right so clearly she enjoys hearing me talk

00:03:37.300 if you don't enjoy it i'm sorry i'm sorry to hear that i would catch her on jimmy fallon say that to

00:03:42.240 on this episode they will say i wish that drew talked more and i and i wish that crazy white 1.00

00:03:48.160 bitch would shut up i know they're gonna say that i already know it i already know it the 1.00

00:03:53.100 comment i get the most ah yeah i only like her in small doses keep her on hacks as a smaller part 1.00

00:03:58.720 i'm serious they will not say that to you but no well i mean you say that now but once i start 1.00

00:04:06.500 acting once my acting career takes off bitch they're gonna start they're gonna wish they 0.89

00:04:11.380 never heard from me in the first place they're gonna always want to hear from you i i will always 0.94

00:04:15.100 be trying to arrest arrest me well that's also how i feel i think honestly we're the same and

00:04:19.780 that like and it is like very annoying to see especially when you're joking around and like

00:04:25.760 riffing with someone and they're like i don't know did anyone feel like maybe this was for real 0.99

00:04:30.580 and maybe they actually fucking dislike each other you're dumb you could literally be doing 0.99

00:04:36.240 a sketch on a snow and someone would be like it fell off like i don't know like the vibe felt off 0.99

00:04:44.080 i think i watched oh my god there's okay there's a clip of timothy chalamet and kylie timothy's

00:04:50.320 sister walks up to them oh yeah i saw kylie gets up and just goes i love your dress the comments

00:04:55.400 she hates her dress there's no way she hates timothy timothy's sister is hated by kylie

00:05:01.520 timothy's sister never wants kylie to marry timmy because of that clip

00:05:06.200 i i'm sorry it's actually out of control it's out of control like the it's so crazy

00:05:13.540 the parasocial commentary i i this perfect example at the oscars like when i did the

00:05:18.540 snack spit again there were people in the comments of like one i think it was my clip

00:05:24.260 with chase infinity i was like talking to her love her and so she really wanted a snack she

00:05:29.680 was like oh my god it's perfect i have a pocket whatever the clip was real cute it was like real

00:05:33.160 innocent and i was like they don't have food in there like do you want a snack and then someone

00:05:38.080 goes actually they for sure do have food in there i'm i actually am shaking right now that they're

00:05:46.420 like i'm sorry have you been she didn't want the snack yeah they actually give you chips in there

00:05:50.060 in a box that's someone was like though someone literally wrote i'm not kidding to me they wrote

00:05:55.660 the way you're literally lying to her the way you're scaring her into eating your snacks

00:06:02.160 she doesn't want your snacks that's so crazy that the way you're lying to her is insane

00:06:08.540 mind you it does make you feel i think like and i could i could kind of put myself in this place

00:06:15.720 and and see that they are are thinking no i know and and i want to be a part of it and i wanted to

00:06:22.120 tell them that i do know that they have snacks in there right it's like i don't please do not

00:06:26.980 cut this podcast oh megan's acting like she she's like hates her fans or something because i was

00:06:33.360 saying that do not do a viral clip of me please i can't handle it right now i really need to win

00:06:37.360 we're fostering a dog right now we can't find him at home please don't do that to me i don't

00:06:42.420 need it right now i'm serious do not do a clip of me in this podcast and make it go viral in a bad

00:06:47.380 away I'm someone uh asked me once like that that blew up like on social and started doing this for

00:06:53.640 a full time they were like I'm really scared of getting canceled like do you have any advice for

00:06:58.320 me yeah and I said yeah my advice is to accept it because it will happen it happens to everyone

00:07:04.120 it's just the nature of the game it doesn't mean you're a bad person it means that when you

00:07:08.200 are the center of attention there are going to be people who are praying for something bad to happen

00:07:14.780 and that's just the unfortunate reality of being online and I and I've said this many times too I'm

00:07:19.220 like a lot of times when people have a lot to say about influencers and like why it should be okay 0.97

00:07:25.160 that they do these dogpiling things I'm like some of you wouldn't last a fucking day on the internet

00:07:31.600 like if you for real had the following and the attention yeah some of you wouldn't last a day 0.84

00:07:36.160 like there's a reason why people like Ariana Grande have explicitly gone on record saying

00:07:39.900 i never read anything about me and i never look at comments me too yeah i read all of it too

00:07:45.640 every single bit of it every single thing there was someone that messaged me i i can't this isn't

00:07:52.300 gonna be funny because i can't i don't know the names of the characters they were saying i looked

00:07:55.320 like okay but one day the other day they sent me a character and i that was like he was like wow

00:08:03.860 you look just like this person and i thought it was like a fan because i thought that character

00:08:08.360 is cute to me right like it was like yeah it was it was a bigger character and it was probably you

00:08:14.300 know it was kind of fucked up tea but it was kind of like I thought it was cute it was probably from

00:08:19.180 like yes some sort of what's that cartoon where there's like I don't know I don't know some sort 0.94

00:08:24.400 of cartoon okay and then he sent me today a meaner character and I thought I have to block you now

00:08:30.360 okay two mean characters but can you imagine like that was days apart like you sent me one mean

00:08:36.100 characters say I look like this then you wait a couple days send me a worse character yeah they're

00:08:39.940 like actually I want to take that one back I had a better one I don't care at all no I've had the

00:08:44.240 meanest comments I can literally it doesn't matter every single I huge projects I've worked on for

00:08:50.300 years mean comments about my performance who cares right but the people saying mean stuff to us like

00:08:56.580 that would be they would care yeah they you would care a ton like it I've said before it takes a

00:09:01.480 very specific kind of personality to survive it you're either like i think that's why in hollywood

00:09:07.560 especially and you probably know this better than i do like when you meet stars like they're either

00:09:11.560 the coolest most awesome person or the worst person you've ever met there's no in between i

00:09:19.360 know and every evil or pure heaven yeah and you know why because it takes a pure person to survive

00:09:24.640 or a truly evil person to survive you know what i'm saying that is so interesting that's like and

00:09:29.380 i think that's why stars are like it's either one or the other there's never anyone we're like yeah

00:09:33.220 they're okay it's either someone you love dearly or someone that's like i never want to see that

00:09:38.840 person ever again i wish the whole rest of the podcast was naming each celebrity and you saying

00:09:43.460 who you think is good jim carrey they're hard to tell right now isn't it oh my god jim carrey

00:09:49.760 that is a crazy thing that happened yeah imagine going to the party and then logging on to twitter

00:09:54.040 after and being like i know that is so what are the girls saying about me like what if you logged

00:09:59.520 on and you're like wow i wonder if people liked my suit it's also so they log on and you're like

00:10:04.200 he literally seems so happy then i know like it's so sad because he did seem happy and he seemed

00:10:09.460 like he was getting himself out there and it really felt like people just like they can't

00:10:13.980 even tell you you're not a clone these days like he he definitely seemed to be going through it

00:10:20.040 like before and now it seems like he's back and he's happy to be in the public eye

00:10:23.560 and he we will not see him for 20 000 more years no i know it's like actually and that's and that's

00:10:30.240 a perfect example of and i thought he was a clone for an hour i was thinking he was i honestly

00:10:34.840 thought it was ai in the beginning what like when i saw the pictures initially i was like well

00:10:38.520 there's no way he looks you know when alexis stone said on um their instagram that they were

00:10:44.640 did you see no no no so there's this person who like transforms himself into celebrities

00:10:50.680 oh yeah okay and they said that that was them as jim carrey and people believed that

00:10:54.980 and i did oh and you were like i did for about 45 minutes yeah because the costumes are crazy

00:11:00.900 oh yeah i think i know who you're talking about prosthetic yeah i think you're talking about now

00:11:05.340 yes yeah but i believe that i believe the clone thing for a minute and then i was like this is

00:11:10.400 just him yeah and you know what it's really mean you guys to say someone's clone it's mean i mean

00:11:16.660 i've gotten some pretty mean things i think i think men don't get it nearly as much as women do

00:11:20.700 so you're saying it's a it's i mean if one guy gets a your clone well yeah well i i wish clone 0.89

00:11:27.100 was the meanest thing i got shit sorry i would love to be called a clone yeah and i even like 0.51

00:11:33.800 i sent meg this but like on our one of our clips like someone wrote a glp ones are taking over 0.96

00:11:40.800 hollywood on the clip of you and i and i literally wrote writing this on a video of the two of us

00:11:46.220 specifically i've never seen that i love that i like i like stuff like that me too

00:11:51.820 more that is so funny someone wrote on one of my uh oscars clips they were like can you guys 0.92

00:11:59.080 please stop inviting this cow to the oscars or to carpets or whatever the fuck and then i literally 0.70

00:12:04.540 wrote back or what what are you gonna do about it well and i'm like speechless because i can't 0.97

00:12:09.660 imagine someone typing that like literally you're the most beautiful woman thank you i appreciate

00:12:15.540 someone typing so are you sending it for what themselves also the private dms are so scary

00:12:22.080 because i'm like yeah you're laughing just to yourself yeah when they're like ha ha ha like to 0.96

00:12:26.520 their own mean shit it's really crazy it's really bad people online are are ill i would say really 0.95

00:12:32.340 crazy and it's also crazy to to like like get so excited and follow influencers and be so excited 0.99

00:12:40.480 for their journey and then once they get to a certain place that's what i i i talk about that

00:12:45.480 a lot where it's like yeah it's like people are so excited for you until you're at a certain place

00:12:49.840 and then they're not it can even be like it could be colleagues yeah they yeah they turn on you

00:12:55.460 kind of thing it feels like uh my sister once described it as like once you become almost

00:13:01.200 unattainable to them or unreachable and like whether they think they could have done what

00:13:05.580 you did or they could be you whatever i get that all the time too they're like i could easily do

00:13:10.220 this well what is it it is not easy i would be scared to do the celebrity interviews by the way

00:13:16.520 yeah do you get nervous i i would be nervous kate hudson

00:13:20.520 you look amazing tonight what are you thinking right now i don't know what's going on with i

00:13:29.660 got asked to do something like that before and i'm nervous to do it because i think like i'm i'm

00:13:34.780 i could do like if you want awkward like me not doing real questions but it's really nerve-wracking

00:13:41.160 you're so funny and you also get real questions so like for me they i know everybody would hate

00:13:47.660 my version of it they'd be like you let that person around kate hudson and she had a listen

00:13:53.640 to that i know i well believe it or not i get that too if you can believe it i can't yeah and

00:13:59.060 which is funny because i've said before too like my preference of short form interviewing like that

00:14:03.900 is kind of like breaking the barrier between like celebrity and real person so it's like

00:14:09.440 asking them or treating them like normal people I feel like they appreciate it most oftentimes

00:14:14.740 they appreciate it because they're so used to not being treated normally and I think they enjoy it

00:14:19.400 I think they enjoy being met that way and that's why I'm like I like quippy like silly like watching

00:14:24.520 I mean like I said this about you and Zach Fox but I was like you two were my favorite to

00:14:28.960 interview at actor awards you didn't feel like I was being too crazy and you're kind of like okay

00:14:32.240 put the fake cigarette down no you were killing me i wish i wish i could have just talked to you

00:14:36.700 for even longer honestly and i would have so much fun with you me too likewise and your clips did 0.93

00:14:41.300 really really well obviously because you're fucking hilarious and that's why i said people

00:14:44.100 were like this is the first time i've seen someone get her like for real really long long long thing 0.65

00:14:49.760 i did that i've not seen one second of and i'm going how bad was i i saw a few clips of you from

00:14:54.700 that carpet i saw one where you were talking about your dress i was there for 10 minutes

00:14:58.980 And I started improvising a whole scene.

00:15:02.500 They didn't use any of it.

00:15:05.020 I was there for like 15 minutes to the point where my publicist was like, we got to go.

00:15:10.320 And I was the one that kept it going.

00:15:13.720 And they didn't use a second of it.

00:15:16.040 The camera wasn't even on probably.

00:15:18.020 They do not want anyone to see the footage.

00:15:20.060 Imagine we cut to a clip of you just talking to a bush.

00:15:22.800 Like there was no one there and you were doing a whole bit.

00:15:24.780 And it's my phone filming me.

00:15:26.200 You're recording yourself.

00:15:27.400 you were so fun there is a clip though of of me walking and you were trying to get my attention

00:15:33.820 it was really sad oh my god I didn't know it was no no it wasn't sad for you it's sad for me

00:15:39.760 I look insane my girlfriend's way behind me trying to catch up my publicist you were like

00:15:44.720 hi and I'm waving do you know this clip I'm waving to like well I would call them fans but

00:15:49.740 they definitely were paid to be there and wave at me do you know what I'm talking about yes the

00:15:53.480 people across from me those were all creators yeah they were invited they were supposed to like

00:15:59.420 like cheer for you and i for some reason it was going to my head and you were kind of like can

00:16:04.100 i come interview you and i was like no when you came to me you you had sunglasses on so i didn't

00:16:10.160 know if you were looking at me but i was right in front of you and then you were going oh my god

00:16:15.080 it's you oh thank god oh my god you're all sorry i feel safe you said sorry i was with the fake fans

00:16:20.640 do you feel like the evil around you when you're at award shows you know what i it's funny you say

00:16:27.740 that because not and of course heaven yeah and of course it's my dream to be there no you're right

00:16:35.300 um i more so feel like a very like tense energy like yes the actor awards is actually the only

00:16:42.060 place i never feel it like i feel it at globes i felt it at the oscars i felt it at um the emmys

00:16:47.420 but like at that one that's the only one where everyone feels light and feels like happy and

00:16:53.620 i think it's because they're voting for their friends and they're having fun together and

00:16:57.600 they're like it's like internal it's not the academy doing it that makes sense so i think

00:17:01.820 it's like this very tense nervous energy but the evil that i feel is when i go to like

00:17:09.220 dinners or breakfasts that are hosted by huge like the outlets you know what i'm saying like

00:17:15.920 These, like, things when they're, like, oh, it's hosted by, like, these huge outlets and there's lots of A-list stars there.

00:17:23.380 And then you go and you have, like, a seated meal and everybody's talking and they're giving each other awards.

00:17:27.700 Yes.

00:17:28.300 I know what you're talking about.

00:17:29.060 At those, that's where I feel the most, like, Hunger Games-y.

00:17:34.600 It feels literally.

00:17:35.620 It feels very, like.

00:17:36.580 Or Katniss in the capital.

00:17:37.840 Yeah, it feels like drink this and throw up so you can eat more.

00:17:41.120 That's how it feels in those.

00:17:42.580 And I was talking to my friend about it, too, because I was like, when I was talking to her about it, I was like, sometimes they just say things where I'm like, you guys haven't been normal for a very long time.

00:17:54.520 Yeah, I was like, I think it's bad outside.

00:17:57.560 At least that's what everyone tells me.

00:17:59.520 That being said, please, Oscars, Globes, give us all.

00:18:04.800 I would die for you.

00:18:05.600 Let us come and be the heaven among hell.

00:18:08.140 the actor words uh when you guys got to present oh yeah when your entire bit

00:18:15.280 i was laughing laughing lmao it's a hard room it is a hard room you said can people sit down

00:18:22.300 we're talking well i think people thought that um i was like i saw a comment that said it's so

00:18:29.220 funny she said that because people were probably standing clapping for them and that definitely

00:18:32.340 wasn't what was happening it was that people actually were walking around it was an interesting

00:18:37.480 one because people actually walk around during people's speeches and the other ones you have

00:18:42.660 to stay seated until the break yeah yeah like the oscars and stuff yeah they're very strict

00:18:47.580 at the oscars especially i bet i mean i've not been to the oscars but we'll we'll get there one

00:18:52.000 day well i've been in a real like can you fold some chairs while you're in there kind of vibe

00:19:00.440 like that's why i was in there like one time i when i did oscar stuff last year i was backstage

00:19:06.340 during the whole show and like at one point I was like walking and I was on live and I converged

00:19:11.800 with Rachel Sennett and we were like meeting we were talking she's like I love you I was like same

00:19:16.920 and she's like girl let's get a drink and then I go oh girl I'm on the clock and she goes right now

00:19:23.120 and I go yeah she goes that sucks you're right it does suck low-key I'd love to get a drink with 0.76

00:19:29.520 you Rachel Sennett unfortunately they should let you have a drink in between the chair movie I mean 0.98

00:19:33.800 if it were up to me if it were up to me they're making you move the chair they're making the

00:19:38.800 host move the chair oh yeah girl for me me there's me that's only okay well guess what when you win

00:19:45.660 one day which you will yeah you'll be sitting there and you'll get you'll get you'll get to

00:19:49.360 tell everybody to move their chair then i'm going to tell them to fold up my chair and you could say 0.92

00:19:52.760 yep and i'm leaving right after this win so you can fold up my fucking chair and then i'll be 0.96

00:19:58.160 getting a drink with rachel senate and the cast of i love la i said rachel senate i'll meet you 0.97

00:20:03.520 at the bar when I celebrate my big win I do love this person so if they're listening I'm not saying

00:20:11.420 anything bad but maybe this is your chance to know I didn't love what you said is that

00:20:14.480 there was a costumer on a show that asked

00:20:18.040 to wear Spanx for the flashback scenes to have a different look

00:20:26.020 that's fine to say like if you say that and I literally was like is that fine no no it's fine

00:20:33.100 for me to say now oh yeah yeah it's not fine to say that oh that did sound like i said that like

00:20:37.360 that's fine to say i was in 20 pairs of spit that it's fine to say on the podcast because i've never

00:20:42.180 confronted her yeah and i'll say oh there her she her but i literally can't i was like what do you

00:20:50.240 mean like i just was like what do you mean no like a different look yeah like why don't i just go get

00:20:56.420 surgery and get a boob job and have a different look feel flashback scenes i could get a bob a 0.97

00:21:02.300 different for a different look that's fucking to say to my and not even in an email to your face 0.98

00:21:07.280 yeah is fucking insane but my feelings weren't hurt i was more like this is so unprofessional 0.95

00:21:12.520 that's exactly how i that's exactly like i wasn't i didn't feel a bit different about myself i'm like 0.96

00:21:16.820 i love the way i look same and the character loved the way that she looked in the flashback

00:21:21.760 and current day yeah we actually have that in common so like and i didn't want to wear the

00:21:26.200 spanks when you asked me for the original character so i don't want to wear for the flashbacks

00:21:32.420 i'm like oh my gosh she's slightly more uh more flattened down during this it's like they don't 0.58

00:21:38.980 even do that much you can tell this is old because she definitely lost one pound yeah she was

00:21:44.500 definitely in a different place when she was one pound lighter and also can i tell you something

00:21:48.200 too that is so real and it's like in this industry especially and i talked to a lot of

00:21:54.460 are about this too but I was like you like I never feel any differently about my body too I feel the

00:21:59.540 same way I literally think to myself what an unprofessional thing to say and also I hope

00:22:05.040 you're not telling other women that like that's literally what I felt yeah that's why I hope she

00:22:08.440 hears this yeah yeah and I think to myself like how unbelievable it would be that it that kind of

00:22:15.900 thing is existing now especially with women imagine if I was insecure about it like actually 0.97

00:22:21.720 i do want a different look in real life too thank god thank you so much for saying that i'm so

00:22:28.800 like finally like yes but we were doing a full hair story with the flashback we did a full hair

00:22:37.020 story my nails were a different color in the flashback no one is watching my hair my hair we

00:22:43.500 did a whole wig it was it was slightly thinner than the hair i'm like i'm wearing the thin wig

00:22:48.620 like i have to also like wear the spanks like we're already telling a hair story we were telling

00:22:53.220 a hair a hair story okay like and she goes and yeah no yeah we want to see that so we you're 1.00

00:23:01.500 cool like would previous you be cool with that she's like can we get a body double for the

00:23:05.480 flashback i'm like why do you need to even tell the story we're doing a hair story you're right

00:23:10.780 people know it's also like the way the show's written like there's different characters with

00:23:14.580 this person we don't why would we need that yeah i i agree it's worth saying that much yeah and

00:23:19.880 that's actually also why i that's how i react to it in real time too like i say the same thing i'm

00:23:25.580 like why would we ever why would we do that i don't like that you wouldn't tell like someone

00:23:29.900 skinny could we put you in a fat suit for the flashback scenes no but i bet you they would

00:23:33.840 laugh about it imagine we did that you know it'd be hilarious that is actually so funny they would

00:23:40.080 like joke about it like yeah like this is like not not similar to that but a little bit different

00:23:45.860 where like uh one time i did a commercial and the original short they picked was like a see-through

00:23:53.840 it was see-through mind you like high def fucking camera it's like a six camera shot see-through 0.52

00:23:58.860 long sleeve tight turtleneck top i'm like interesting choice okay they picked that one 0.97

00:24:04.460 I'm sitting in it and then they go up to my stylist and they're like does she have like a

00:24:09.860 camisole or something because I had a bra on obviously it was see-through but like it's because

00:24:15.000 my big naturals were like distracting like they were literally sitting like take to see yes I was 1.00

00:24:20.780 like why would you pick a see-through tub I have huge tits like that's like and they were literally 1.00

00:24:25.080 like it's just like her it's just like it's a little chose the shirt no shit I was like yeah 1.00

00:24:31.220 and i and i have huge knockers so we're gonna have to keep that top of mind but you're like you

00:24:37.680 like picked the outfit you they want you to feel like embarrassed exactly that's like i'm not gonna

00:24:42.940 be embarrassed you pick the clothes if you don't fit me or like there was the time that the hacks

00:24:48.500 cast did a photo shoot and i'm allowed to say i won't say who but there was a stylist that they

00:24:53.460 picked yeah the photo shoot she literally didn't plan for any of our sizes every single one of us

00:24:59.040 is a completely different size yeah this stylist picked a shirt off of hannah threw it at me to

00:25:04.820 put on and like i'm like carl's wearing like like sharing clothes with like mark like we're all

00:25:10.620 different like heights sizes like nothing was planned and then she was like super mean to me

00:25:17.540 because like the clothes didn't fit yeah and i had on like a t-shirt dress that was more like 0.99

00:25:21.880 like kind of pulling it down being like oh like i'm wearing a t-shirt dress but like she literally

00:25:29.800 we're laughing because it's like me and hannah aren't the same size you're like we're and it's

00:25:34.580 like oh it doesn't fit you let's throw it on you it's like well no like it's not gonna fit right

00:25:38.880 exactly and it's so like disrespectful it was mean to me yeah it's it was dismissive yeah it's like

00:25:44.300 so dismissive and rude and disrespectful and it's also they make it seem like my body is the issue

00:25:50.500 because i the very first stylist i ever ever met with and worked with was terrible um awful awful

00:25:58.340 awful she was like because i the first thing i asked was like do you dress bigger girls like do 0.79

00:26:03.140 you dress above a 12 like that's i don't want to hear shit about an eight like if it's a single 1.00

00:26:07.840 digit i don't give a fuck do you dress double digit bitches i want to know and so she was like 1.00

00:26:12.120 yeah i i have such an expansive portfolio blah blah blah and she's like and i can get you all 1.00

00:26:16.700 these really nice clothes and like bigger size whatever the first fitting i did everything h&m 1.00

00:26:22.820 h&m jeans get the fuck out of my face you think that shit can fit me are you nuts i that fake 0.99

00:26:30.560 denim at h&m you think that shit can go over my stomach at the pants in there there's no i could 1.00

00:26:35.980 hold them and like unless they're a pajama unless they're stretchy i don't want to hear it so but 0.99

00:26:42.660 then it's like then they make you feel like i'm not going to apologize because you don't have

00:26:46.220 clothes up no i know and i i literally told her like after i tried on like four and then also 0.97

00:26:50.940 like she dressed me so matronly like when i saw how there was so much lane bryant on that fucking 1.00

00:26:57.700 rack i said bitch that's the other thing that the stylist like an amazing stylist will like not only 1.00

00:27:03.960 know like where clothes are that can fit you it's like the stylist needs to be like you're hot right 0.99

00:27:11.040 like you're gonna look hot in this yeah exactly like feel the same way that we feel about ourselves

00:27:15.320 like my stylist is like she had a stage where she was trying to put me in a lot of see-through stuff

00:27:20.140 she wanted everyone to see this okay okay let's let's steer away from the seat but it's because

00:27:26.900 i i also was like i did like a see-through dress and then we kind of had a stage together we're

00:27:31.580 like yes undies showing like all the time and then i'm like okay okay let's do like less and

00:27:36.960 then she like is just such an amazing stylist same that's how i feel about mine too she kind

00:27:41.800 of ran with me wanting to do like a see-through thing and then was like yes you look so good let's

00:27:47.040 do this see-through and this see-through and then it's like we always like go along um together

00:27:53.560 yeah and like she always just like thinks everything's hot and like is excited to try

00:27:58.900 new things with me and it's and that's beautiful and that's the whole point right the whole point

00:28:02.680 of having a stylist is like someone that's gonna meet you where you're at and what you like because

00:28:06.480 not wanting to cover you up and like exactly covering you up or barely is a huge one or they

00:28:12.180 do this with big girls a lot where they like everything is like bust only and then it's all 1.00

00:28:17.660 flowy and then tits up to the neck and then shoulders covered yeah so i'm giving mother of 0.98

00:28:23.220 the bride and that's fucked up why would you dress me like that and i literally told my current 0.98

00:28:28.380 silence i've been through a few my current one is the best one i've ever had and she's amazing and 0.97

00:28:32.420 i and she asked me like what are some things you you're not like the biggest fan of like in terms

00:28:36.280 of dressing and I go I don't like when stylists just always try to put me in busty tops yeah and

00:28:42.140 then cover my shoulders like I hate them yeah it's so unnecessary like it really is and backwards

00:28:48.160 honestly it feels so reductive especially now like given the time that we're in but I actually

00:28:53.180 always like bring my stylist now me too after that horrible experience you know that's that

00:28:58.440 and that's smart like if they're willing to bring her I'm always like yeah ask her to do it for me

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00:29:49.600 I just was thinking about how, like, also people will find something wrong with what you're wearing no matter what.

00:29:56.200 because when i wore the orange outfit people were mad it wasn't too like wasn't fit enough

00:30:01.220 they needed it tighter like well we made it in like five days because they just wore those

00:30:06.820 outfits right and yeah they were like they'll they'll be mad if my outfit's too tight and

00:30:11.240 they'll be mad if it's too loose right and that's just being a woman like literally like i wore one

00:30:16.580 the dress i wore at the actor the actor awards too tight people are saying i'm like well it's

00:30:22.300 supposed to be tight yeah the orange outfit they think it was too loose right why don't you come

00:30:27.300 do the fitting actually i think i need you to know that you were my uh seamstress yeah you're

00:30:34.180 also the the kylie jenner the orange outfit did you ever hear anything back well so we had

00:30:40.280 first of all timothy's publicist came up to us and was like you guys gotta see this he loves it

00:30:47.420 and but all he said was incredible but it was lowercase oh and so i'm like i don't know if

00:30:52.920 he loved it and i hope that he did and i hope we play a couple one day um me and timothy a couple

00:31:00.700 and then um we did i can play your your child that's what i was gonna say right how that would

00:31:07.400 be so sweet that would be so amazing it's like you're going off to college yeah but we are we're

00:31:12.860 not like an old age makeup no no no not at all we could do like a boss baby thing

00:31:16.640 i was born an old man we had to keep walking past their table like in their outfits but we

00:31:23.660 we i couldn't look at them when we had the outfits on why because i was like i just 0.99

00:31:29.400 it at the off chance that she'd be like fuck you like i mean it would have been so good 0.98

00:31:35.900 that would have been so i guess you should have been like hey twin yeah yeah hey thanks for letting 0.99

00:31:40.380 me borrow this it's like fully loose on me and then it's like obviously not her imagine you

00:31:46.500 like you're like it's a little big yeah i gotta get it taken in people are saying

00:31:50.920 like it's so but they also had like bodyguards at their table which i understand i'm not judging

00:31:58.340 because they are like the most famous people in the world for real literally um but meanwhile did

00:32:03.100 see timothy we saw him at the actor awards and i was like i acted very like we knew each other

00:32:09.920 i said hello and he's like hi and he was nice and and then he was like let's get a pic and then

00:32:17.380 we got scared that when we walked away that he thought we wanted to get a pic and that's why we

00:32:21.460 came up to him oh no i feel sick yeah that was the last impression can you imagine i go up to him

00:32:28.040 can we get a pic like that's so embarrassing also think like him assuming that too but that's the

00:32:33.980 thing i like did he because he's like there's a camera person there right so it all happened so

00:32:38.500 fast i'm like running by i go hey and i'm like okay we're running by i'm like hey remember

00:32:44.500 i don't remember what i said i don't remember i said i think i do remember hey you oh i know

00:32:51.840 what i said i go hey you know we're obsessed with you that's not this is before the ballet stuff

00:32:59.800 you you this is pre-opera ballet this is pre-opera also also you actively lying

00:33:07.660 i said you know it you know we're obsessed with you and then and i love him of course i do and

00:33:16.260 paul's a little bit ahead of us and he stands up to say hi he definitely knows we're the freaks

00:33:21.600 that did his outfit there is a camera person there he's like let's get a pic okay it does

00:33:27.880 seem like we asked yeah it does because i said we're obsessed with you i'm like i'm like can we

00:33:34.880 can we bother you for a pic we're obsessed with you you know what that like one pic won't hurt

00:33:41.100 that would haunt me too that would haunt me crazy oh i'm so scared if timothy chalamet thought that

00:33:46.700 i was like really that big of a fan that i ran up to get a pic yeah that would haunt me too and

00:33:50.620 paul posted the pic with like a carousel but i said it'd be funny if you posted only the pic

00:33:56.340 like five times and then was like i love like met so many people last night and it's just him and

00:34:02.220 timothy i'm actually scared that timothy like if my name ever does get brought up right not like

00:34:10.060 as the main probably like what about her for the the crazy maid you know what i mean like what

00:34:16.080 about her for the wacky fat neighbor i don't know that he'll be like no like i know that person like

00:34:24.660 no like people do that i told people say no about people for like no you're right and they clear it

00:34:30.920 by like a list stars yeah like they they run it by them first i i made this joke to alona i was

00:34:36.560 like we should do a lot of mar i was like we should do like a buddy cop thing right and then

00:34:41.260 she goes we would have to pay for that ourselves and i was like oh nobody's coming to see that

00:34:46.380 they're like yeah when they see how we how we're built no two of us we i need you to do that i

00:34:55.540 think so like i think so but everybody is so small and i think that's why dude when i it's

00:35:01.980 gonna go out of style yes being small yes yeah i think so we love everybody that's every size but

00:35:07.920 yeah but there are trends that is true now right now it's like trends to be really skinny or

00:35:13.140 something right or whatever but that was also like in the 90s that's true so big legs are coming back

00:35:19.000 big legs are coming back i do like sometimes i do like when people are like

00:35:25.900 in a sea of ozempic we knew that you would never give it i get that too i'm like yeah i literally

00:35:35.240 got you're right i literally got a message like that i read to one of my friends on the show

00:35:40.220 where someone said like it was like a gym shark ad i did so i was in like workout clothes like

00:35:45.600 and like a little top and then she's like you know everyone i'm so tired of chasing perfection 1.00

00:35:51.600 i need a real body okay bitch so you know they call me fattening jeans 1.00

00:35:58.300 say that about addison ray i'm gonna die 1.00

00:36:02.780 people say that i'm gonna blow something up she's extreme they're saying she's a big fatty 0.98

00:36:11.740 I'm looking at 0.91

00:36:13.280 Aston, a beautiful queen

00:36:14.220 Pop star

00:36:14.720 Right

00:36:15.080 And people are saying

00:36:16.000 People are saying

00:36:18.420 Wow, it's so cool

00:36:20.500 To have a pop star

00:36:22.040 That has a normal body

00:36:23.240 I'm really sick to my stomach

00:36:24.360 I'm like genuinely sick to it

00:36:25.720 I'm like 1.00

00:36:26.060 You're insane 0.95

00:36:26.480 I saw that about 0.97

00:36:27.060 I saw that about Zara Larson

00:36:28.300 And we're not commenting

00:36:30.280 On people's bodies

00:36:30.940 No, no

00:36:31.400 They both are

00:36:32.440 Thin and beautiful

00:36:33.820 But I'm saying like

00:36:34.620 Yes, we're not commenting

00:36:35.920 Okay 0.99

00:36:36.340 And I've got a big butt 0.99

00:36:37.960 I'm allowed to say it 0.99

00:36:38.700 I'm not commenting

00:36:39.620 On people's sides

00:36:40.140 I'm saying that

00:36:41.040 when you say yes i'm so glad someone's normal around here to someone who is probably like

00:36:47.240 working out like and doing dance classes every hour well and also like genuinely small so like

00:36:53.900 yes i think that's what i was trying to say and it's and it's okay if we say that because i'm not

00:36:58.120 small that's what i mean i'm not commenting on someone like off the street you're medium you're

00:37:02.980 fat you're small but i'm saying if someone's objectively like like i'm objectively bigger

00:37:08.500 like me too so if somebody looked at me and said in a comment like yes like a normal body or 0.96

00:37:16.480 whatever i get what they're saying but if it's a fit pop star yeah like what the hell are you

00:37:21.180 fucking talking about that's what i mean that's what i'm trying to say i'm not commenting on her 0.96

00:37:24.600 body no it's the idea behind like oh this is someone who's thicker yeah what the we need to 0.99

00:37:31.720 get clear real fucking fast on what the definition of thick i think that's what i mean i'm like that

00:37:35.800 is really crazy to me well i even told one of my friends once i was on her show i was like 0.96

00:37:40.280 when men call me fat and ugly right like which is the only thing they'll ever say to me i'm like 0.95

00:37:45.120 ugly lie outright lie fat depends on who you ask because to some people i'm big fat fatty 0.98

00:37:50.580 to some people i'm like not fat not skinny just not fat to my family they're going you're losing 0.99

00:37:56.300 weight to my family my family's like you're annoying that's more important that's more

00:38:04.400 important to discuss than the body but I'm also like a huge proponent of body neutrality I've

00:38:09.160 said this for years where it's like I don't want to think I love how I look but I don't want to

00:38:14.020 derive value or worth from my body I don't want to feel anything towards it negative or positive

00:38:18.820 what I want to feel is grateful like that's how I want to feel towards my body grateful at any

00:38:22.780 size whatever it does as long as it keeps me alive and healthy that's what I care about and

00:38:27.100 that's what I'm working towards and it makes it fucking impossible when you have people online 1.00

00:38:31.280 calling Addison Rae a fatty that's crazy that's crazy you're crazy and insane and you need to go 1.00

00:38:36.800 outside there is a a divergence in the women that follow me because there there are a lot of women 0.99

00:38:41.020 who love me which is a great thing but there is a specific subset of women who like they think that

00:38:47.140 that kind of talking is like feminism and they think that's like support when like you need to 1.00

00:38:53.880 decolonize the mind in order to like actually support and feminism like for real yeah and so 1.00

00:38:59.260 they think when they see us like they think look how brave she is she doesn't give a fuck yeah and 1.00

00:39:07.340 really go on with your big ass yeah literally literally or i've also obviously like no one's 1.00

00:39:16.280 worse than men like men are insane and horrible and i can't even i don't even think about them 0.99

00:39:20.340 but there are really mean women comments yeah to me i agree about like looks and stuff or like if 1.00

00:39:26.040 i do a crazy late night appearance there's a lot of women that are like attacking and i'll go on 1.00

00:39:31.740 her page and i'm like this what is she her is like looking like she looks like she has a nice 1.00

00:39:37.360 family and yeah so you're like what is what is the matter with you it really is i think women 0.85

00:39:42.800 like that especially because i get that too like really really mean comments about my looks from

00:39:46.940 women specifically i've gotten that many times too obviously like you said far and away it's

00:39:51.740 always men yes the most but the one when it's women I've always said like that's the part that 1.00

00:39:56.660 really upsets me because I think to myself like I'm fighting for you bitch like what the fuck like 1.00

00:40:01.700 oh you're gonna turn on me and I think now too especially it's because you and I are for real 1.00

00:40:09.020 about confidence like there there are a lot of women who are much smaller than us and look much 0.94

00:40:13.980 different than we do that are violently insecure no matter how far they go because this business 0.99

00:40:19.340 is just that awful you and i are for real about this shit like for real confident and i think 0.98

00:40:24.060 they can tell um especially when we're being ourselves and the way you are yourself because 0.99

00:40:28.900 i have to give you your flowers for a second like i and i'll be taking them and giving them right

00:40:33.040 back to you i really do think that you are one of the most talented actors today i really genuinely

00:40:39.740 believe that because you are not afraid like you are so brave like in the way that you actually

00:40:45.300 really hitting me hard right now and i actually almost fell out of my chair i'm serious that

00:40:49.260 means a lot coming from you it's very like i sing your praises everywhere i go but i have said this

00:40:55.080 to many people i'm like you are changing the game like the way they even the way you walk carpets

00:40:59.740 you are changing the game like you're you're putting fun back into the worst part of the job 0.97

00:41:05.900 which is shit like that like i talked to someone recently who's an actress and she was like 0.99

00:41:09.620 it sucks because like acting is my passion and my first love and that's 10 of the job 0.99

00:41:14.460 And the other 90 is like what I describe as like running for mayor. So you're just constantly doing press tours. You're going and getting dressed up and being touted around and answering the same questions over and over again. But you go to carpets and you have like purpose and drive and you're being funny and silly and like you're injecting joy like back into these really stiff, archaic mediums.

00:41:38.400 And I really want to tell you that because what you do on carpets, I can see it's like genuinely you are an actress like that is what you are.

00:41:45.500 And what you do on those carpets is so fun and it's so like magnetic and it's incredible.

00:41:51.940 And I have to tell you that because I really think you're making it easier for people to walk these carpets like you're making it easier for people to like digest the content to like feel like acting is fun and Hollywood is fun.

00:42:02.500 And like people don't care so much about the like, I don't know, buttoned up nature of it, I guess.

00:42:07.620 you're making it more accessible and it's a beautiful thing I actually am getting emotional

00:42:11.200 because I that is literally what you're doing oh I'm serious because you are when you've interviewed

00:42:16.440 me that you are like my safe place and I felt like not alone when I was with you I'm so glad

00:42:22.740 and I feel like they're those events like I'm I'm truly like can be so grateful to be there

00:42:28.980 with our like my dream was to be an actor so and I still feel kind of like funny saying that because

00:42:34.600 like to saying like oh i'm an actor yeah but i feel like there are i'm not saying anything about

00:42:40.920 a specific award show but they're at these hollywood events they do feel like there is an

00:42:46.720 actual evil yeah because there's a lot of evil in our industry but there's also a lot of angels

00:42:51.620 like yeah and so i feel as a gay god girl that like i can bring like some light and like joy

00:43:00.700 absolutely like to what we have to go to or like for award shows it is fun to go to when it feels

00:43:06.660 like i could feel lucky and also make fun of like being an actor the seriousness of it yeah like the

00:43:12.440 absurdity of it because it is a very absurd job like just generally yeah and it could feel also

00:43:17.940 like you are like at the capital in the hunger games and that you like i it's like is the answer

00:43:23.920 not to go to anything that you're invited to like celebrating like your show or is it like to go and

00:43:30.540 try to like be positive and be silly and like make people happy and also use your platform to

00:43:37.100 say what's important what's going on yeah so I try to like do all of that there and I feel like

00:43:43.360 that's what you do and so you make me so happy oh you're so sweet there are evil people around us

00:43:49.600 no that is true and that's that's why like even like the actor awards is a perfect example like

00:43:53.660 you're you and Paul Downs when you guys did your presentation and you were joking about Hamnet and

00:43:57.960 everything like I literally first of all like I told you laugh my ass off obviously but also like

00:44:03.960 you are brave like you are brave and courageous and it takes a lot of courage to not just like

00:44:09.560 be be yourself in a way that's like authentic to you like you your humor is so authentic to who you

00:44:15.500 are and so that's what you depict when you're doing like bits like that but you're also like

00:44:20.480 making it just like I don't know tolerable like that those energies can be so they can be so

00:44:25.980 intolerable and boring right and stuffy and also very like when I say archaic I mean to like the

00:44:31.960 frameworks are so like stacked against so many different marginalized people and you come in 0.87

00:44:37.920 and you just upset the entire thing and turn it on its head and I think it's genius I think you're

00:44:43.620 a genius and I think you're amazing and then people need to give you way more credit because

00:44:48.200 I think sometimes people think the silliness of the bits that you do sometimes at carpets is like

00:44:52.520 oh this girl just like does whatever but you're very specific about how you do it and the way

00:44:58.300 you do it and I can tell because I'm smart you get me and I get and yeah and I do it's true your

00:45:05.180 humor is smart it's very very high level it's not it's I saw someone already comment when I was

00:45:11.640 saying like I said like for people that don't get my stuff I feel like you do have to be really

00:45:17.280 smart to be able to joke like this and I wasn't meaning it in a mean way because like I didn't

00:45:22.080 feel very smart in school at all so like i'm allowed to say that i feel smart now right and

00:45:26.500 people were like oh gosh like oh she's like this pretentious person saying that we just don't get

00:45:31.600 in she's so smart and i'm like no i'm just saying i'm smart in a certain way because you guys are

00:45:36.340 smart in in different ways so like when you're a mathematician if they don't get me then they're

00:45:40.880 smart in other ways well and you're also talking about a very specific kind of person who's

00:45:44.620 critiquing the way that you act and the way that you perform your bits like right i'm not just

00:45:51.080 saying like if you don't get it i'm saying if you're being mean to me yeah i'm saying then then

00:45:54.760 then you don't get it but i i'm smarter than you think yeah it's true and that's why i'm giving you

00:46:00.060 all the credit in the world for that for especially for your bits dude like i i'm not kidding every 1.00

00:46:05.060 time i'm like this bitch is a genius like every time you're so smart and so naturally funny that 0.99

00:46:11.800 you like we get each other's sense of humor i agree and i don't i really appreciate you saying 0.99

00:46:17.200 that and I don't feel like um like brave or anything but I feel like it try I'm trying to

00:46:23.420 like take some of the power away of like celebrity because absolutely if you can make fun of it and

00:46:28.520 you're kind of like an actor or whatever right and it's like take some of the power like doing

00:46:33.320 a joke about like this huge movie that won like all the awards that was the like the most beautiful

00:46:39.400 movie I've ever seen it like makes it like feel like they're just we're all people when you

00:46:45.880 continue to enforce these weird like barriers of entry it closes doors for other people and that's

00:46:52.360 and that's genuinely why I think you're a genius and also why I hate that rhetoric of like

00:46:57.680 influencer shouldn't be here because for someone like myself which I've said before like and a lot

00:47:03.260 of other people the internet was my way in like that I never would have been looked at because

00:47:07.840 I don't look like Addison Rae so and I don't talk like her and I don't sound like her so

00:47:11.480 the the constraints with which people are held to like these standards that we're fighting against

00:47:16.380 like this prejudice and we were just talking about fat phobia for so long like and how it's

00:47:20.340 still being weaponized against us even now as people with platforms and you as a celebrity

00:47:25.460 and a successful actor like it's still happening even but that happened because of being online

00:47:30.300 right like they saw me online making videos like right and i was performing for like 10 years doing

00:47:36.260 stand up right exactly which nobody knows like nobody even begins to think about with you like

00:47:42.920 that's why i'm saying like it's the same thing with me too in the sense of how sometimes people

00:47:47.060 digest my content like they're very like oh i just like when she's mean to men and it's like it's my

00:47:53.060 jokes and the jokes i tell are a lot more layered than just like this is my favorite thing that when

00:47:58.540 women are like oh this is how you be mean to men they'll be like i bet it's small isn't it like 0.99

00:48:02.840 that's like the meanest thing they can think to say and i'm like obviously my jokes are a lot more 0.99

00:48:07.160 layered than that and there's a lot more like yeah because then like if your jokes were like

00:48:11.940 just like it's small like anybody could do that that's like my point literally so smart and so

00:48:18.840 you i feel like funny people are just really really smart i agree and that's why i've i've

00:48:24.200 known that about you i've known you were smart because you're so funny my sister and i your

00:48:28.480 humor is so aligned with me and my sister it's not even funny like I talked to my sister and I

00:48:35.220 said this for months this was like a bit when I interviewed you at Pandora there was a part where

00:48:39.360 I'm sorry I love Pandora I love Pandora I do I really do I love them they're amazing bracelets

00:48:44.280 yeah I actually am wearing they actually sent me this charm bracelet I love Pandora I do and like

00:48:50.040 when I was talking to you there you were like I used to be a gold girl but and then you look

00:48:53.980 at the camera and you go get this one now i'm silver i laughed about that the whole way home

00:48:59.540 we said now i'm silver for fucking months after that i still do it now and that's when we left 0.77

00:49:05.840 and i was like after you said it i was like i have to tell my sister that joke she's gonna laugh 0.82

00:49:09.040 interesting because like that is true about me you know what i mean but like as i was saying it

00:49:14.220 i'm like i am still making fun of like the actor who's like saying something really like like

00:49:18.620 really like interesting about themselves but i'm also like that also is true also when you said

00:49:23.740 That's how I thought of it.

00:49:24.520 When you wore that 32-inch wig and you were saying,

00:49:27.520 you were like, I'm on my big period.

00:49:30.240 Careful.

00:49:31.060 People were really like,

00:49:33.400 how can you see that and not know I'm doing a joke?

00:49:37.560 People were like, who the hell's this?

00:49:40.540 I'm like, you think that's my real hair?

00:49:43.360 I'm wearing my own shirt.

00:49:45.220 I'm on my shirt.

00:49:48.180 That's the fun I always want.

00:49:50.220 There are people that are like, what's going on?

00:49:53.240 and then the people that get it feel like they're in on the joke right like i'm the only one being

00:49:57.200 made fun of by myself i agree it's a it's a very it reminds me a lot of uh tim robinson

00:50:02.680 yeah because his humor too is is very like specific like it's a very specific kind of humor 0.86

00:50:08.960 and that's how i feel about yours too it's it's so layered and it's so funny bitch you have me 0.96

00:50:15.760 giggling bitch that's literally that's why i said at the actor awards you and zach fox were my 0.99

00:50:20.920 favorite people and i literally kept saying when i asked you the question like what would you change 0.99

00:50:25.600 your actor name to and you said miss queen no i don't remember that but it does sound like something

00:50:31.100 i said miss queen is so crazy imagine that oh my god well the funny thing and this isn't against

00:50:38.460 any male comedians because i love nathan fielder i love tim robinson like yeah i i'm their biggest

00:50:45.540 fan yeah but people do let like men be more like crazy and awkward crazy no you're right and they're

00:50:52.760 like he's a genius like he went and he's a pilot now i'm like if i went and i became a pilot like

00:50:59.180 people would have me arrested like and i i just people don't let women be funny be crazy weird 0.51

00:51:08.520 or like silly it's like if i'm doing that on late night it's like she's crazy lock her up who the 0.72

00:51:14.160 hell is this but then if a male comedian did that that was like maybe like the same amount of known 0.81

00:51:19.920 yeah i everybody would get it yeah and everyone would be like this guy's hilarious he's a genius

00:51:25.040 he's so hot i know so sexy oh i want the awkward guy because i think also people assume men are

00:51:31.920 really smart yeah so it's like if they're doing something awkward it's obviously on purpose it's

00:51:35.840 obviously planned like it's so andy kaufman it's you're so right because i made a joke and i talk

00:51:42.600 about this with caleb often offline but like i made a joke with britney when she came on my show

00:51:47.140 i was like glinda um and she asked me my opinion on ghouls and i said like just like generally

00:51:52.200 ghouls and she said yeah and then i said well if they came here legally i wouldn't care like and

00:51:57.880 then we that was the joke and we like laughed and we were like riffing about that like pretending

00:52:02.400 they're like you know like illegal um like illegally entering the u.s whatever and so we're

00:52:07.660 joke and the amount of comments i got that were like did you get this joke from caleb oh saying

00:52:14.960 that you does he have a ghoul joke if he does i haven't heard it does he have a ghoul joke probably

00:52:20.920 i might oh they just were like sounds like something caleb would say no they literally

00:52:24.300 thought i took that joke from caleb i don't know if it was specifically about ghouls i don't know

00:52:28.260 if they just mean like doing a parallel oh like uh like uh oh only if they're illegal yeah like

00:52:33.600 the wittiness of it but also they know that you're friends right and i think that's why they think i

00:52:38.560 just like take his funny like like in snow people just yeah yeah they just constantly think that

00:52:44.460 when i'm funny like generally and it's not about men then they're like oh but all three of you're

00:52:49.480 the funniest people like so you're also different and you also like are so funny together well i

00:52:55.040 would never assume that you or caleb took from each other yeah and that would be insane people

00:52:59.960 like worship men though right exactly that's my point and i and i made a video about it too because 0.87

00:53:04.040 i was like if you guys haven't found out i'm funny by now like then fucking keep it to yourself i 0.85

00:53:07.940 don't want to hear it i don't i really don't um crediting my jokes that i say off the dome 0.93

00:53:12.740 to someone who's not even here it's fucking insane it would be so much more work to copy 0.90

00:53:18.800 a really close friend who you're on the same podcast all the time together like each other's 0.88

00:53:23.340 podcast that'd be really hard copying his joke into a riff with another friend that he knows 0.98

00:53:29.560 Yeah, that's why I'm saying, like, it's a very dumb ass bitch thing to ask me because they just can't believe that I can come up with a joke that quickly and that funny. 0.90

00:53:40.620 Also, if he says something similar, maybe you guys joke, like, because you're friends and maybe he took it from you. 1.00

00:53:46.820 You know what I mean?

00:53:47.920 Well, that's never possible.

00:53:49.100 I don't think you guys would ever take anything from each other.

00:53:51.160 I agree.

00:53:51.800 Like, but it's like in the very rare case that you accidentally, like. 0.99

00:53:56.100 it's just so stupid and it's accrediting men again like giving them way more credit like you 0.92

00:54:00.440 were saying you're right though like if if men if there was a male comedian and honestly there 1.00

00:54:05.000 probably will be one that tries to rip off what you do on carpets there probably will be one i've

00:54:09.460 seen men that are like wait to hear what i i've thought of and it's and it's like oh i thought of

00:54:16.180 that a couple months ago you know like i can't even think of an example but i'm like i know like

00:54:21.520 they're saying that about you yeah i'm like what you do they're like yeah yeah like well if i had

00:54:26.820 the time i would have also done this yeah if given the opportunity i also had this idea yes i'm sure

00:54:33.300 there'll be a guy on the red carpet trying to be doing a big character act oh my god i know i heard

00:54:38.600 the other cigarettes or i don't know oh i guarantee someone's gonna try to rip off your bit and then

00:54:43.140 copy you and then if that does happen they're gonna be like oh man he just doesn't care look

00:54:50.460 at this guy he just doesn't care yes oh yeah totally and you're and you're like oh okay i'm 0.99

00:54:56.140 well i'm glad you guys receive it when he does it but when you do it you're you're just crazy 0.97

00:55:01.320 you need to be carted off to the asylum but i will say that the that the kylie timmy outfits

00:55:06.900 were paul's idea but i did tell us that we should do it soon yeah that's true and that was very

00:55:13.440 smart but he is not just like he's not a regular guy yeah i i like to say he's like there's certain

00:55:19.060 men that are goddesses like your man you know what i mean that i'm like he would never take

00:55:24.380 credit he always gives me credit and i always give him credit that's really as a comedy partner

00:55:29.600 i love i'm bringing him up and he's not like typical like god like he wouldn't just steal

00:55:33.760 like like be like take credit for something that other men would or like well before collaborate

00:55:38.980 well i do want to ask you more about hacks and i'm working with paul i would love to know more

00:55:43.120 about it angel yeah just like how how it's been how it's going like how do you feel like do you

00:55:48.160 did you guys have like instant chemistry or did you guys build to it how'd it go well i loved him

00:55:53.480 on broad city yeah and what happened was we met at a stand-up show and i don't think that we didn't

00:56:00.640 have the audition yet for hacks i didn't know about it but he does say that when he saw me at

00:56:04.580 the show then he was like okay this makes sense for kayla oh love but then i still had to audition

00:56:10.200 okay um and so i really wanted it yeah but pat regan showed me a um a screenshot where it did

00:56:16.560 say my name in the script like think meg stalter and i never i was never on tv before that's so

00:56:22.660 so it was nice to have my name in a script oh my god that's they could have gave it to someone else

00:56:26.820 people are auditioning that i know that's crazy yeah they're using you as reference yes doing me

00:56:33.520 do you have any tips for me for auditioning i'm venturing into acting and well i was gonna say 0.69

00:56:38.880 that my dream is to do something with you i would love meg i'll die i'm serious i'll die you are

00:56:43.920 you are literally a star and i i don't care if there's a comment oh she's complimenting her a

00:56:48.400 lot i don't care if you were here you'd be complimenting her too right like truly that's

00:56:54.580 how i feel about you my thing is like i think that writing for myself even if i hadn't actually

00:56:59.320 like right now i technically have not gotten anything like on screen that i've written right

00:57:05.880 like i think like writing for myself even if it's like like hasn't been sold yet yeah

00:57:13.880 i think helps me okay um because like i just here's the thing is i can't imagine how hard it

00:57:20.240 would be to be an actor that wasn't a comedian right but you're a comedian too you know what i

00:57:24.400 mean like right so it's like yeah if i was an actor and i auditioned and i was never able to

00:57:30.120 tell myself yes yeah it would be really hard but you already tell yourself yes with all of the

00:57:36.220 things you've created that like you're gonna have such an amazing acting career thank you because i

00:57:41.480 don't know how many parts people will write for me i'm i'm writing like i'm i've been writing six

00:57:47.100 things every day forever casting you yeah yeah me too i i you know what i mean yeah totally but i i

00:57:55.100 guess i we do improvise some on hacks but i mean the script so is truly amazing yeah so i feel like

00:58:00.800 i've learned a lot from them but like technically who knows if anybody ever would offer me another

00:58:06.020 role again i have to write my own stuff no you're right and that it's crazy you say that too because

00:58:10.420 that's what some of my other actor friends have said is like sometimes especially when you're

00:58:14.860 marginalized in any capacity you sometimes you got to do it yourself like and then prove it

00:58:19.720 and then that's where you go in from there and I was like you know what you're probably right

00:58:24.100 because I've done a lot of like reads for small things um haven't booked one didn't even book

00:58:29.740 Moana if you can believe it there's only about two of us and they cast two of them so it's a bummer

00:58:34.800 well that the other thing is like I feel like you know so many people people are going to write for

00:58:42.280 you I hope so because you are so charismatic thank you you know what I mean so I think it's

00:58:46.560 like I'm gonna write for myself and I'm going to like just like put out my own stuff online because

00:58:52.740 that's another thing that I'll say that I do yeah I won't say the show but I did hear there was a

00:58:58.140 part on a show that I wanted yeah and so I started posting videos as and I couldn't get an audition

00:59:03.980 for the show yeah because it was like really small yeah so i heard basically that there was

00:59:08.740 a publicist character so every day i was supposed to be as a publicist i didn't get the audition

00:59:14.060 but then like maybe that helped someone else see me no yeah you're actually you're a genius

00:59:18.740 you're a marketing genius so i'm like i'm not tied to any person's thing but i am like going to like

00:59:25.200 put myself out because i don't know what people are saying and knowing you're so right you're

00:59:29.480 actually gonna post this because that's basically an audition that's too like if i could maybe

00:59:33.360 change their mind like i'll just be trying to do like a really funny like publicist character if i

00:59:37.640 want to be on the show if i'm not right that's okay but at least like i put an audition on my

00:59:42.400 own page hell yeah oh it's like jojo siwa did you ever see when she put that self-tape yeah that's

00:59:48.740 kind of i kind of jojo siwa did but i'm kind of like it also it could also shoot me in the foot

00:59:54.680 what if someone sees it and they're like too too funny i need more serious but you know at least

00:59:59.700 I just you know what's funny I when I met with my I met I have an acting coach and when I met

01:00:04.220 with him once I was like do you think my height in slates do you think I should start lying

01:00:09.420 and then he was like well how tall are you and I was like well I'm six feet tall and I feel like

01:00:14.080 that's why I'm not getting the roles I mean not even considering talent I'm like it's probably

01:00:18.960 my height so how do you feel I told him what if I'm five foot two yes I literally told him what

01:00:23.520 if I said five seven and he's like that's like way too short like you you should get a little

01:00:28.280 closer and i was like okay i love your height i'd be if i was a casting person i'd be casting

01:00:32.860 you in everything by the way thank you they're gonna make me the rocks body double before they

01:00:37.460 make me a lead but that's the thing is casting people literally like it might not even be about

01:00:45.920 talent or look they can just be like this person seems like what i had in my head that's for this

01:00:51.440 i'm not even kidding that's what all my friends sabrina bryer she told me that's you have to write

01:00:55.900 your own yeah she said she worked on a show and she said i worked with a showrunner that like

01:01:00.200 we would pull up tapes and he before they even started he'd be like no because that's just not

01:01:06.000 who he was picturing which honestly makes me feel better i feel like it gives me way more freedom

01:01:09.740 because then i'm like well then it's really just chance it's really just like if you're feeling it

01:01:13.800 i can do it because sometimes i watch movies and i'm like i could fucking do that i watched crime

01:01:21.000 101 and i saw chris hemsworth and i thought i could do that i already know that you're an amazing 0.63

01:01:26.200 actress because you are literally mesmerizing thank you do you think that somebody who like

01:01:32.040 look at the platform you built thank there's a reason people want to watch you and hear what

01:01:35.680 you have to say and people will write for you and that's the other thing is i know that there'll be

01:01:39.700 other rules for me because i know absolutely i know that we know who we are so people know in

01:01:44.940 the cast who we are and what we can do totally even before auditioning so yeah there will be

01:01:50.100 but i will say it's very empowering to tell yourself yes about stuff and write for yourself

01:01:53.760 no you're you're so right for you and i am writing fiction books right now and so cool thank you i

01:01:59.920 would love to send you the sample after but i sold them i sold two of them and i'm like talking about

01:02:05.260 film rights and tv show rights whatever yeah before i've even written them but like i've been

01:02:09.420 telling my team like this is my lin-manuel miranda plan yes i'm gonna write it and then i'm gonna

01:02:14.260 sell it to someone and then i say caveat yeah i'm literally i'm the lead and no i can't sing

01:02:20.180 so do with that what that's the other thing guess what i'm i'm i'll still sing in something even if

01:02:25.100 i can't sing and that's the thing yeah i'm in a real who want me phase with acting well literally

01:02:33.160 people are going to be begging and you're going to have your you're going to have your book be

01:02:38.260 a movie and be in it as a star and everyone's going to be throwing stuff at you i'm serious

01:02:42.700 In a bad way or in a good way?

01:02:43.460 No, throwing things.

01:02:44.300 Please be this role.

01:02:45.060 Please be this role. 0.97

01:02:46.560 Oh, you thought I meant like throwing garbage at you?

01:02:48.540 No, throwing roses.

01:02:49.680 Oh.

01:02:49.980 And throwing scripts at you.

01:02:51.220 At opera.

01:02:52.080 I'm serious.

01:02:52.680 Like they do at opera.

01:02:53.600 Yes, of course, in the ballet.

01:02:55.500 Yes.

01:02:55.820 What do you think about what he said?

01:02:58.460 Do you think he got too comfortable?

01:03:00.100 Yeah, honestly, I feel like I understood the spirit of what he was trying to say.

01:03:05.200 i just felt like he did it in a bad way and also unnecessarily dragging other art forms

01:03:12.400 into a conversation about acting when acting's being alive by streaming all of it just feels

01:03:18.460 like non-starter like but also largely by and large um i don't think he needs anyone to defend

01:03:24.980 him because he's still going to be timothy chalamet at the end of the day i really don't

01:03:28.220 think anyone needs to defend him i think he's okay i think this is the first time literally

01:03:32.340 in the history of time ever that people have been mad at him and is there a possibility he was doing

01:03:36.100 a bit no because some of the marty supreme stuff like he was kind of kidding right if i were him

01:03:41.820 that's what i would have said i know i would be out there i would be literally online going i was

01:03:46.640 kidding i was a bit i love ballet i would have hit up a different british rapper and i would

01:03:50.560 have gotten to work and i would have put out a verse and then i forgot oh my gosh he literally

01:03:54.740 needs to do that i would have gone met up with drewski and i would have made it disappear

01:03:57.980 that's what I would have done

01:03:59.000 I heard his family

01:04:00.100 was ballerinas

01:04:00.980 yeah his sister

01:04:01.780 and his mom I think

01:04:02.480 so aren't they mad at him

01:04:03.660 well I think that's why

01:04:04.400 his sister went to the Oscars

01:04:05.500 to show hey

01:04:07.040 this ballerina's not mad

01:04:08.180 but like 0.97

01:04:10.760 yeah

01:04:11.060 I don't think

01:04:11.800 honestly yeah

01:04:12.700 yeah

01:04:13.240 it's like when there's

01:04:14.660 cheating rumors

01:04:15.380 so then like

01:04:16.540 they go out to dinner

01:04:17.560 him and his wife

01:04:18.220 and they're holding hands

01:04:18.960 they're fingering each other

01:04:19.660 at the dinner table

01:04:20.420 we love each other

01:04:22.480 yeah we love each other

01:04:23.340 look two in the pink

01:04:24.280 one in the stink 1.00

01:04:24.900 she should have 0.99

01:04:25.820 dressed up in her 0.96

01:04:26.980 ballerina

01:04:28.520 ballerina costume

01:04:29.540 I was having a stroke

01:04:31.980 ballerina 0.93

01:04:33.740 in her ballerina boat

01:04:35.160 ballerina boat 0.73

01:04:36.380 well 1.00

01:04:38.200 she's an actress too 0.60

01:04:40.140 oh period

01:04:40.740 honestly

01:04:41.420 right

01:04:41.820 good for them

01:04:42.840 wait right

01:04:43.360 I'm believing you

01:04:44.200 isn't she in

01:04:45.060 are you starting rumors 1.00

01:04:46.120 she's in sex lives 0.97

01:04:47.520 oh t 0.98

01:04:48.600 okay

01:04:49.160 whole family's actors

01:04:50.280 period

01:04:51.040 okay we're gonna pivot

01:04:52.200 to fun facts

01:04:53.100 okay

01:04:53.400 are you ready

01:04:54.020 yes

01:04:54.500 okay fun facts

01:04:55.860 this first one says you used to do shakespeare improv in ohio but got in trouble because you

01:05:01.940 kept poisoning your teammates well yeah i'd say that the guy that ran the theater said you need

01:05:08.220 to keep the jokes off the stage or you can't be in the show anymore and i was going jokes i mean

01:05:14.160 that's what happens in shakespeare plays i didn't really have the accent you don't want to be

01:05:20.540 historically accurate yeah i'm like i poisoned them because that's what shakespeare would have

01:05:25.380 done he's really scary he's really scary it feels like michael scott when he's in improv and he

01:05:32.860 keeps bringing a gun that's the thing like i definitely wasn't good but i i definitely thought

01:05:36.640 i was really good and i was like i would literally be like everyone's gonna love me today like i

01:05:40.740 can't wait to be so funny he was so scary but he also like he put there's these twins really nice

01:05:48.120 twin girls in our class yeah he excelled them to being in a show really really fast because i think

01:05:53.220 he had a crush on them and that made me feel scared and they're scared that's valid yeah i

01:06:00.060 would be scared too and i love those girls and he's creepy yeah and he's creepy and weird and

01:06:04.160 clearly has no sense of humor or historical knowledge about shakespeare that is what happens

01:06:08.440 in shakespeare plays ever read romeo and juliet i mean who cares like and by the way it's improv

01:06:17.020 They can come back to life if they wanted.

01:06:21.000 Like, that's insane to me to be mad at that.

01:06:24.600 And I said, hey, can I talk to you to the side for a second?

01:06:27.300 Yeah.

01:06:27.680 He was sending me really scary Facebook messages about it.

01:06:30.240 When I was doing short form and long form improv at the same time.

01:06:34.740 Okay.

01:06:35.240 He said that you can't be learning both the same time.

01:06:38.460 That's like doing ballet and like hip hop dance.

01:06:41.460 What?

01:06:41.980 And I was like, okay.

01:06:43.720 And you're like, I think that those are two very different things.

01:06:47.020 and and you're not the boss of me he just didn't want me to take the improv class from this amazing

01:06:51.340 woman that he was like was his nemesis so it's like i'm like you guys can work out whatever but

01:06:58.120 like i'm doing both classes yeah they they need to settle it on the remix those two you know what

01:07:02.980 like short form improv like those games like like zip zabs up it'll be like it'll be like

01:07:08.260 the it'll be like the alphabet game oh no no wait okay it's like you know those tiktoks that are

01:07:14.720 going viral where they were like sex with me is like like those kinds of games okay i see what 0.99

01:07:19.160 you're saying you know those horrible like sex with me is like is like drinking coffee it's hot 0.66

01:07:25.240 until it's not you know okay have you seen those videos i think so short forms like that and long 0.93

01:07:30.860 forms like you're basically pretending to be in a play for like an hour you're making up everything

01:07:35.300 i'm like whatever we're losers like shut up okay we're doing we're literally theater kids like yes

01:07:42.000 I owe my whole career to it but I mean it's it's like embarrassing like don't tell me I can't do 0.62

01:07:48.100 improv every day yeah and you know what's funny is I had to explain I made a zip zap zop joke to

01:07:54.580 my man who I was an athlete that's like a war like a warm-up yes yeah so I was explaining I

01:08:00.780 made a joke to him about zip zap zop and then he was like you've made that joke around me multiple 0.72

01:08:05.800 times what is that and I was like it's like a warm-up thing for improv and then he goes okay

01:08:11.080 And I go, you know, like I was like literally saying it like he knew.

01:08:14.420 And he goes, I don't know what any of those words mean.

01:08:16.580 I thought you were just saying stuff like he literally thought I made a catchphrase of yours.

01:08:21.720 Got a blast.

01:08:22.760 Zip, zap, zap.

01:08:23.360 Zip, zap, zap.

01:08:24.560 Wait, that me playing like literally in my 20s, zip, zap, zap and being like, this is amazing.

01:08:31.340 Like I'm getting on SNL.

01:08:33.080 Like this is feels amazing.

01:08:35.160 Yeah, it's like euphoric.

01:08:36.840 It's euphoric.

01:08:37.320 It really is like you hit a flow state when you're playing zip, zap, zap.

01:08:40.700 You really feel like you're that girl when you're playing Zip Zip Zop.

01:08:43.180 And I do want to say, too, my brother, my younger brother, he's going to be 22 years old.

01:08:48.780 And we talk about Donnie on this show.

01:08:50.640 He is a gem.

01:08:51.900 I think you would enjoy him, honestly, if you met him.

01:08:54.720 And he is currently starring in High School Musical, The Play.

01:08:59.960 And he got cast as Troy Bolton.

01:09:02.020 Oh, my God, a huge role.

01:09:03.480 Yeah, he got a lead.

01:09:04.820 Wait, you said also what?

01:09:06.120 Zeke.

01:09:06.700 He also, he's playing two roles.

01:09:08.020 In the same production?

01:09:09.220 Yes.

01:09:09.540 he has to change costume in the same night or they switch off so yeah he's playing multiple

01:09:15.400 roles Amanda's dying because she hasn't heard this story that's my dream in high school to get

01:09:19.420 I couldn't even get one role he's so lucky and yeah and I will say this it's a local theater

01:09:25.520 production I we're so excited to watch him he's so excited about it he's having a blast

01:09:30.640 but he literally texts my man my brother is 22 years old 21 years old my man is 31 he texts my

01:09:39.100 my man and he goes hey billy he's like just out of curiosity would you be interested in auditioning

01:09:44.540 for the play they need they need more boys oh my god and then my man goes you know what i'm gonna

01:09:52.180 let you take that but thank you i appreciate the offer and he was like just thought i'd ask you

01:09:56.720 never know i know that i would love him and he like wait your guy should do it imagine my old 0.88

01:10:04.200 ass man on stage with those children wait wait it's not hi wait no they're like young college 0.81

01:10:10.980 students okay but they're playing high schoolers yeah they're playing high schoolers so imagine

01:10:14.200 my man he could be miss darbus yeah the music teacher but also like it's kind of like he could

01:10:20.380 play like if there's 20 year olds playing high schoolers he could play high schooler

01:10:24.060 i don't think so wait okay it would be like channing tatum in 21 jump street he is so funny

01:10:30.920 in that he is he's so funny i loved when jonah hill was that way yeah it was not evil well my

01:10:37.600 my brother like was telling my sister and my mom yesterday about how rehearsals have been going and 0.76

01:10:41.800 he's like they're kicking my ass and then he was telling my he was like yeah because there's two

01:10:48.200 casts right and he plays troy in one and and zeke in the other right i'm still a little confused so 0.99

01:10:53.280 in the same

01:10:54.060 wait the casting

01:10:56.820 you just said

01:10:57.340 confused me

01:10:58.080 because I

01:10:58.340 in the same production

01:11:00.720 like okay

01:11:01.580 there's a show tonight

01:11:02.440 I think it's like

01:11:02.900 he's playing both people

01:11:04.080 or he switches the shows

01:11:05.860 I think it's like

01:11:06.820 the first show

01:11:08.020 is like he's Troy

01:11:09.080 and then at the second show

01:11:10.140 he's Zeke

01:11:10.800 to switch it up

01:11:11.580 make it fun

01:11:12.320 not within the same show

01:11:13.600 but I think it's like

01:11:14.420 why are they doing that

01:11:15.280 I really couldn't tell you

01:11:17.540 maybe because they have 1.00

01:11:18.580 an oversupply of women 0.98

01:11:19.720 and not enough men 0.77

01:11:20.800 so maybe that's why 0.84

01:11:21.880 but it's different shows so they'll have enough people in the one show so oh so maybe the next 1.00

01:11:27.900 show this guy can't do it yeah a woman has to take on this role he steps into the troy right

01:11:33.760 like yeah he's really got to shed it shed the skin and put on the other costume but he's been giving 0.93

01:11:38.660 like he was telling my my mom and sister my man my brother has never acted he's never he's taken

01:11:44.500 like one class so he he literally was telling my my my sister he kept going yeah like i don't know

01:11:51.020 just like the other Troy

01:11:53.080 and Gabriela

01:11:53.760 like in the other

01:11:54.320 when he's not playing Troy

01:11:55.360 he's like

01:11:56.380 there's just no intimacy

01:11:57.640 and my sister goes

01:11:58.980 the word is chemistry

01:11:59.900 you have to stop saying that

01:12:00.980 intimacy

01:12:01.420 he's like

01:12:01.720 they're not hooking up

01:12:03.580 he's like

01:12:04.520 it's weird 0.97

01:12:05.220 it's giving virgin

01:12:06.440 I literally wish that

01:12:08.720 I knew when the auditions were

01:12:10.100 like it sounds so fun

01:12:12.320 to be like in a play

01:12:13.520 I know I agree

01:12:14.440 and then my sister goes

01:12:16.020 are you giving other people advice

01:12:18.060 and then he goes

01:12:18.880 well just some like tips

01:12:20.460 yeah yeah yeah my sister was like you've never acted so maybe we like focus my mom goes maybe

01:12:27.840 we focus on having fun and like you but guys can do that guys can do a new thing and give advice

01:12:34.960 that's really and i literally said i'm like and because he's a man you gotta stomp that out no

01:12:39.480 it is all done in genuine earnest like my brother is the most genuine earnest person like clearly he

01:12:46.700 asked my 30 year old man to be in the high school musical production so he's very he's like the

01:12:51.660 sweetest person ever so that's why he's like well just some tips and my sister's just like don't

01:12:56.200 don't hand those out it's okay just focus on being the best troy you know so and that's a huge role

01:13:02.180 by the way yeah and he texted me and said hey sis do you have any basketballs at your house that i

01:13:07.020 can take to use for rehearsals and i was like yeah sure so he came to my house and picked up a

01:13:11.680 basketball and then like my dad was like helping him pump it up so it was like nice and full and

01:13:17.280 then my the way my brother was dribbling and he's like well don't dribble it like that yeah oh he's

01:13:21.040 giving advice about you to your dad yeah he's like he's like why am i surrounded by people that don't

01:13:25.420 know how to act and don't know how to play basketball god he's literally like he's getting

01:13:30.980 so confident rehearsal wait do you know that when i was his age yeah i made it into a production of

01:13:37.500 high school musical at a dinner theater did you really i auditioned and i was really nervous but

01:13:42.940 i didn't do it because they only like cast me as like background oh ensemble yeah ensemble adult

01:13:49.880 or whatever yeah and then i went on adult in the crowd at the basketball game literally in high

01:13:56.180 school i'd get like adult choir i'm like well none of us are adults like what the hell do you

01:14:02.180 mean by that like do i look like an adult yeah like britney told me she was always in drag like

01:14:07.420 they always made her an old person or a man oh old yeah i'm like it is so psycho like drama

01:14:14.040 teachers like putting stuff on you yeah like when you're doing the like when you're auditioning like

01:14:18.660 this girl getting like the lead because like yes she's a good singer but i know you're giving me

01:14:23.620 the old woman because of something else like i'm not appealing to you in a certain way right to

01:14:27.660 the drama teacher right you know what i mean like it's creepy it is creepy and weird but you're a

01:14:33.380 star so you had the last laugh obviously she did pass away and it felt bad so rest in peace miss

01:14:38.500 montag she was really screaming at us a lot but i do of course wish for the best for her and

01:14:44.400 that and that she had a good life i know kisses to the sky and i shouldn't announce that she

01:14:48.880 passed away but it was really it was really sad and she did have a boyfriend named um chef john

01:14:53.480 and we don't know why he was allowed to hang out at the school with us and we don't know if he was

01:14:58.320 a chef i think she would think it was fun that i what if his first name was chef i think it was

01:15:04.140 probably john but i am wondering like you bring up a point like if his name wasn't chef and he 0.97

01:15:12.600 wasn't a chef why are we calling him chef john maybe it's because you're dumb kids and like 0.79

01:15:17.080 it's like when you try to make a nickname she made us well that's what i'm saying maybe he's 1.00

01:15:20.600 trying to make a nickname happen and it wasn't taking and she's like well these stupid kids 0.94

01:15:24.200 will call you that oh yes yes yes so maybe that's what it was and it kind of makes it like less 0.98

01:15:28.540 weird that he's at the school like if he has like a fun like he oh he has a job somewhere yeah

01:15:33.320 because well we all call him chef john that'd be like if i went and i'm like if people call me

01:15:37.200 rocket you guys can just call me rocket i know rock like hey miss rocket like it's cool you're

01:15:45.780 here at the school like right you did have a good point about it being john i don't want anyone in

01:15:51.340 the comments being like oh meg shut her down when she said that maybe his name chef i was being

01:15:55.500 genuine there like trying to figure it out with you and i was like maybe thank you you know what

01:15:59.720 like maybe that was a nickname of his like everyone that he gave himself i bet because he's like good

01:16:05.000 at making pizza or something and so people started calling him like chef john and then it just carried

01:16:12.880 honestly okay i have more fun facts oh yes yes it says in 2018 you tweeted at gucci main i'm a big

01:16:18.660 fan and i'm five seven and living in the chicagoland area can you please tell me how your

01:16:22.960 day was for the love of god okay that's really weird i don't even know who that is i do not

01:16:29.260 remember that but i do remember when i first got a twitter yeah was it a tweet was it a tweet yeah

01:16:36.260 it was a or was it yeah i would tweet at just people that were famous so that more people would

01:16:41.520 follow me and i'm past that phase you are a marketing genius like i at the time i was just

01:16:47.400 trying to get my comedy to be taken out i never i never wanted i never cared about like being

01:16:52.200 famous but i always cared about making a joke about being famous yeah so you're like i need

01:16:56.780 to be in the right room yeah yeah to make this yes yeah famous but of course you're so much

01:17:01.840 smarter than everyone you're 10 steps that's kind of scary though that was like threatening

01:17:05.820 please for the love of god and tell me how your day was please for the love of god don't what did

01:17:11.420 he say i'm assuming nothing i'm assuming nothing there was no response was there how many likes

01:17:16.420 i'm guessing i think it did work sometimes though like getting people to it made me tweet a lot

01:17:25.100 yeah i mean that's how to do it i love twitter before it turned evil that was like one of my

01:17:29.900 favorite places uh it says you did a dance to nsync song space cowboy for your elementary school

01:17:35.260 talent show yes i also did an elementary school talent show and i danced to thriller by michael

01:17:41.120 jackson that like the original dance well see yes but the thing was i did not want to watch the music

01:17:48.100 video i only wanted to watch jennifer garner and mark ruffalo do it in 13 going on 30 so my sister

01:17:53.140 and i watched that scene and we just kept rewinding it and only learned the parts that she does that

01:17:57.580 you can see oh i love that so every other part of the song we were just kind of standing there

01:18:02.120 but those parts that she did we were killing i like that i don't need to see someone dancing 1.00

01:18:06.580 the whole time i like to see someone sitting there mind you my sister's sick to her stomach 0.98

01:18:11.560 with fear because she's so nervous to do that in front of people no one's watching it was at like 0.98

01:18:15.400 an end of the year carnival the talent show and all she wanted to do was the cake walk

01:18:19.280 because she's weird like that and the cake walks when you win a cake while you're walking yes it's

01:18:25.120 like it's like musical chairs it's like musical chairs so you move and then when the music stops

01:18:29.500 if you land on a certain spot you get the cake you get to pick a cake and that was her favorite

01:18:34.600 thing to do at the end of the year carnival because she's so weird my family always loved 0.99

01:18:40.400 winning everything and stuff like that my mom too we'd have like five cakes yeah yeah yeah no my 1.00

01:18:46.060 sister would like nervously stand there and stare at my mom the whole time because she wanted to 1.00

01:18:49.920 participate but was afraid so then my mom would walk around the circle with her just so she didn't

01:18:54.460 feel alone that's so sweet and don't diagnose her off that don't there's there's definitely like um

01:19:02.600 you want like you want to be there like you want to be doing the cakewalk but the nerves are like

01:19:08.460 maybe stopping but there is a there is a desire to be there's a spiritual yeah spiritual draw

01:19:14.580 to the cakewalk yeah she felt very drawn to the cakewalk but were you ever nervous to be on like

01:19:20.040 in front of people never that's why it was my idea to do the thriller thing I love do you love it I

01:19:24.060 do love it I love I cried my eyes out the day before the audition for the talent show because

01:19:29.440 i didn't have anything so then my mom took me to my friend's house to make up a dance i was like

01:19:34.420 i didn't have any idea of what my talents were i knew i wanted to be on stage like what is what's

01:19:40.700 wrong with me like i really wanted to i needed i needed to you needed to you needed to put something

01:19:47.140 out there why i'm assuming the undying need for attention but that's the other thing is like mine

01:19:52.660 is weird because like i wanted to entertain like that's what i really wanted that's what i'm saying 0.93

01:19:57.180 I don't want just like attention like oh like look at her she's in this crazy outfit it's more like 0.98

01:20:03.080 the I have a need or want to be on stage and someone to be getting enjoyment and and feel

01:20:09.100 something I agree to walk away being like there was something about you your performance that

01:20:13.120 made me feel something you were magnetic what is that I don't know it in my family like for some

01:20:18.260 reason at Samoan family reunions they love doing talent shows I don't really know why those two

01:20:22.660 yeah yeah so for one one year me and my sister did the hoedown throwdown from the hannah montana

01:20:27.640 so good because i told her i was like well we have to do something we didn't but i was like we have

01:20:32.280 to do something we have to get up to this audience needs a performer yeah and so we went out there 0.97

01:20:37.060 and it's my someone like ass family like none of them give a fuck about hannah montana none of them 0.86

01:20:42.360 know anything about it like half of them don't speak english so it's very like wrong room but 0.98

01:20:48.380 i told her we did the entire three minute song like the entire thing and like not one clap

01:20:53.820 during and then at the end everyone was like oh there's something i know that feeling and i know

01:20:59.760 it's like i would do anything to have the feeling of that and i don't know but it's not we don't

01:21:06.220 want just attention because if we did we'd love going to those breakfasts as you were talking

01:21:10.100 you're right you're right it's literally just love that like it's the performance you're right

01:21:14.060 because when i got off that stage not one clap the whole time i didn't give a damn i thought

01:21:17.420 yeah i was like well these people are clearly just gathering themselves after i gave the

01:21:21.800 performance of a lifetime literally my live shows it's like a hostage event if people aren't laughing

01:21:28.120 i'm still going and i'm having the best time like i'm like they can leave if they want but i'm

01:21:33.480 literally like in heaven like i am truly like doing what i'm supposed to i don't know like

01:21:39.280 no and that's a beautiful thing and i think that's why you're so successful okay this one says you

01:21:43.920 belong to a facebook group called coffee lovers and sass and posted in the group in 2018 that you

01:21:50.580 were starting a coffee business out of your driveway called the beans and babies okay i don't

01:21:56.580 know about that i definitely like definitely had a stage where i i don't know what the beans and

01:22:03.480 babies thing is maybe it was like a mother's coffee event but i definitely used to post a lot

01:22:08.700 before like doing videos i would post a lot in like not like tons of facebook groups it'd be

01:22:15.000 like caleb did the same yeah he said he joined a ton of them just to see and it's like prank

01:22:19.860 humor it's like literally prank humor it's like it's like seeing what the responses will be

01:22:25.520 then screenshotting it posting on my facebook it was like a way to do like like yeah pranks

01:22:31.360 on like no one like like like random nice people yeah harmless and i got really crazy in our high

01:22:38.900 school reunion facebook page oh i can't and i was like why would i come here all of you guys were

01:22:42.980 so mean to me and then the meanest one commented and was like i wasn't mean to you i said you're

01:22:47.680 the meanest one and oh and i oh the joke part was i was i said i'm a lawyer now i was gonna i was

01:22:53.440 gonna say that doesn't sound like a joke no i said you guys were mean i'm a lawyer now and then she

01:22:58.260 messaged me pictures of myself at the

01:23:00.400 Rainforest Cafe and she was like yeah

01:23:02.200 you really seem like a lawyer I'm like well lawyers

01:23:04.340 could go to the Rainforest Cafe

01:23:05.560 like why does that prove I'm not a lawyer

01:23:08.500 like I'm like starting to believe

01:23:10.360 I'm a lawyer I'm like hey don't make me

01:23:12.340 take you to court

01:23:13.060 this was after one of my meetings

01:23:15.900 I was

01:23:17.960 unwinding yeah after a big

01:23:20.280 case I just won the big

01:23:21.540 okay lawyers can still go to

01:23:24.240 Rainforest Cafe yeah I'm like I'm celebrating

01:23:26.200 my case like what is wrong with you

01:23:28.160 i'm like literally about to go to harvard to prove her wrong do you like the rainforest cafe

01:23:32.940 well did you like it i feel like the food's really crazy because you could order something

01:23:37.520 and it's so huge and then someone could order something and it's so small it just isn't

01:23:41.420 proportion like proportional yeah it's not very proportional and it's not that good but i do

01:23:47.520 love the atmosphere like i love you ever celebrate a birthday there definitely did you see the

01:23:52.880 volcano bit that they do yeah like the when the the actual rain yeah and they like have the lights

01:23:58.280 flashing and then they go volcano for like probably about two minutes too long but like they say that

01:24:04.720 over and over again so fun yeah and I went to a birthday at the rainforest cafe and when I saw 0.94

01:24:09.720 that shit I really felt like I was at Cirque du Soleil I was like oh my god the pageantry of it 0.86

01:24:14.400 all they're trying to save the real rainforest they need to save that restaurant because they 0.99

01:24:18.340 are closing everywhere keep the rainforest cafe going especially for all the lawyers where are

01:24:24.760 the lawyers gonna go how are we supposed to party after a big big stack of papers that we went over 0.85

01:24:31.280 with someone's divorce i can't believe her looking at my page like oh yeah she's probably not a lawyer 0.53

01:24:37.740 i'm like she was so mean to me and she was like she was like my best friend then turned on me

01:24:42.620 because the like cheerleaders didn't like me it was horrible and i was a cheerleader i was a nerd

01:24:47.360 like a nerdy one that's really cute though i think that's beautiful for a little tiny bit of time

01:24:52.120 i my sister and i were athletes in high school but we one time for some reason got like a wild

01:24:58.640 hair up our ass and we're like let's do cheer we had never done cheer we did cheer when we were

01:25:02.300 little but like because my mom was a cheerleader for a long time but i once i grew out of being 0.99

01:25:06.700 a flyer i was like fuck this sport like if i can't be thrown i'm not oh i was gonna say i could see 0.53

01:25:10.820 you be a cheerleader because you're so charismatic but you would be the one that's like a nice 0.99

01:25:14.800 cheerleader thank you i appreciate it we literally were like okay so since i'm a big bitch like how 0.88

01:25:19.700 am i going to demonstrate like my contributions to the team and i was like oh i'll just like hold

01:25:24.860 someone like i'll just like be a base you had to yeah right so i was thinking that and we literally

01:25:29.500 rehearsed so much like like for the audition and then like the day before you had to rehearse like

01:25:35.080 practice holding each other yeah yeah yes and dason was trying to learn how to do a back flip

01:25:39.240 oh i never got i a man would have to come and flip me over and i could do a back handspring

01:25:44.400 if he was flipping me over and i worked for years on that like what's the point he's not

01:25:48.660 gonna come on the court and do that well i need you i need you otherwise i can't do my flip

01:25:51.980 yeah so and then we bailed like the day before we were like oh really do you want to go to that

01:25:56.900 and we were like wait that's so cool and we just didn't show up but we were talking a big game

01:26:02.240 we were like we're gonna go and we're gonna be cheerleaders and then we just we both looked at

01:26:06.600 each other we were like that's way more cool and powerful than like what i did which was not make

01:26:11.280 the team a year and then never do it again you know what i mean like waiting like waiting seeing

01:26:16.380 if my name's on the paper oh yeah come on i've done that though they should let anyone that 0.96

01:26:21.180 wants to be a cheerleader on the squad no shit you can never get enough it's like have 50 girls

01:26:27.480 out there doing it and it takes the power away from like popular girls also like split them up 0.99

01:26:32.500 so they go to each sport you know what i mean like well yeah you can cheer on every sport you 0.96

01:26:36.260 have endless amounts of cheerleaders could you imagine an adult watching poor me try to do a

01:26:40.940 cartwheel and then be like she's just not cutting it for a like eighth grade cheer like what a

01:26:48.620 loser i know what lose it's again it's i would never do that the back to the the creepy guy

01:26:53.460 that was like trying to control your improv powerful i'm like just let us all in let us all

01:26:58.320 be maria in sound of music oh my god how fun five marias at the same time doing the lines at the

01:27:04.460 same time all starting at different points of the song yes and then you all meet up at the end

01:27:08.340 that's so we're taking turns every scene there's a new maria how fun is that and everybody looks

01:27:14.360 completely different yes no no harm harmony whatsoever the two guys that audition for the

01:27:20.460 guy part could be switching off and then like 12 girls i want to be the lead

01:27:24.800 like switch yeah i think so why not we're chock full of ideas we got to write them down so we

01:27:32.000 don't forget we need to start a children's theater together with your brother with my brother he can

01:27:37.580 teach them how to yeah well obviously we need we need a true thespian like my brother to be able

01:27:43.540 to give out tips and then we'll all play basketball yeah just for fun yeah that's besides the point

01:27:48.780 well thank you for coming on the show i fucking love you i love you too i've had the best time 0.52

01:27:53.100 chatting with you for real a lot of times on podcasts i can keep my mask off on sorry and 0.82

01:27:59.280 now i'm taking it off for you i felt like i was myself i'm so glad i'm so happy to hear that

01:28:04.860 mask back on oh but by the way like you could tell what my shirt says right because yes i did

01:28:13.280 an interview where i was wearing a shirt that said irresistible and the woman it was on zoom

01:28:18.360 and she said i love your resist shirt and i just was like because you said it's yes i didn't want

01:28:26.560 to just know that i said like i'm like i'm not gonna be like no it says irresistible

01:28:30.700 because it's like the words were bent

01:28:33.580 all really hurt well thank you so much does it

01:28:41.320 that's for me because i'm the ally this didn't really hurt i mean there's nothing wrong with

01:28:47.560 me wearing an ally shirt no absolutely not ally to straight people yes and then also resist of

01:28:53.280 course but irresistible i mean that is what the shirt says that's obviously that makes more sense

01:28:58.220 for what i the way that i was dressed up and i had a pearl necklace on you know so there's

01:29:03.800 something about resist with like a big like pearl necklace that's kind of not yeah it's not really 0.90

01:29:10.380 hitting yeah it doesn't hit the same i agree with you well you know what i fucking love you i think

01:29:15.000 you're a star and i'm so happy you got to come hang out with me i feel the same i never want

01:29:19.840 to leave and you're a star i feel the same about you not myself i feel the same about me thank you

01:29:24.640 i feel the same about you and i can't believe that you are really her because i've been a fan

01:29:31.440 for so long thank you and we're really us and i'll be resisting not seeing you again right or

01:29:37.740 wait i can't resist seeing you again you'll find it you'll find it you'll find it thank you so much

01:29:45.140 for coming for maybe the one straight person that's unfamiliar with you that watches me

01:29:49.540 where can everybody find you um you can find me on um tv sometimes and you can find me on online

01:29:56.360 and in my show too much in my show hacks that yeah the season's coming out by the time this

01:30:02.280 airs maybe it's out now and a new secret project coming soon that you're gonna

01:30:06.020 she doesn't even know and a new secret project coming that i know you're gonna crave

01:30:13.180 bailey told me not to say it bailey told me not to tell you but if it's if it's already out then

01:30:24.700 you'll know what crave means interesting i'm getting an only fan

01:30:29.820 you're replacing connor's story on heated rivalry you're gonna play him i will be in a movie with 0.93

01:30:37.980 candace owens that's coming out well thank you so much for coming i fucking love you 0.96

01:30:44.140 you're a fucking star and everybody knows that i've seen your praises everywhere i go i'm so 0.88

01:30:48.620 happy i got to hang out with you and i'm so glad that you get to see my secret project coming soon 0.99

01:30:53.100 you're gonna crave it you're going to be craving it it's gonna be unexpected

01:30:58.440 it there you go i believe it and thank you all so much like i was coming out with a line of shoes

01:31:03.760 why like wide shoes plus size shoes wide shoes plus body positive shoes like just wait does

01:31:11.080 bailey want me to talk about the shoe thing my fat girl shoes fat girl shoes is so funny yeah

01:31:17.760 one time a a really huge brand um had like an idea and they were gonna wanted to cast me in

01:31:23.600 in like a commercial thing underneath my my bio they had my name there were other people next

01:31:28.740 to me that were like star singer songwriter grammy award winner under mine body positive influencer

01:31:35.780 that is making my stomach do you know that jenny craig asked me to be

01:31:44.120 i'm not kidding i i literally was like it doesn't matter how much money i really can't do that

01:31:51.320 like i wait wait it's not even just like commercial it's like be the new person

01:31:56.840 like which would be so funny like the atkins guy like literally be jenny craig woman

01:32:01.620 like be the spokes the spokesperson and i said like well i don't think i should do that right

01:32:07.060 now and it was pretty early on so that's what i'd be known for i you would be like where can

01:32:12.480 people find you i'd be like drinking in one of the shakes and on jenny craig jenny's craig

01:32:18.020 i don't care how much money i really can't i can't you guys come on i'm serious it's okay

01:32:23.680 you you've been hit up by them i've been hit by weight watchers

01:32:26.960 i'm being serious i can't wait what did i say you know what like let me just i feel like they

01:32:36.220 have to wait till we come to bed they did not come to me like that i'm like literally trying 0.89

01:32:40.160 to enjoy my morning i'm trying to enjoy my damn morning i'm at a coffee shop getting call my 0.89

01:32:45.040 manager's completely scared to her wits to tell me i'm like literally keep it to yourself next 0.98

01:32:50.200 time i don't want to hear about that imagine having your job being you have to call someone

01:32:53.880 and tell them that jenny craig wants that their spokesperson forever i'm like forever who's that

01:33:00.260 guy that does atkins the actor he's a white guy rob low that's who it is he does atkins like for

01:33:08.160 like forever he's been doing it for the last 20 something years well i'm like also like do i have

01:33:13.480 eat this the eat the stuff like also i i'm imagining they would want me to lose a little

01:33:18.260 bit of weight to be like i'm loving it you know what i mean like also you can't do that right now

01:33:24.880 i literally can't get like please do not talk to me about this right now like i'm like i'm i'm

01:33:30.200 thinking i'm imagining like i mean we sweat laughing about it if as a joke but i just don't

01:33:35.900 think that they they would know i was doing it as a joke how funny is a joke like if i did it right

01:33:40.560 now as a joke but I can't just do that and us filming them being like let's get those pants

01:33:48.080 up like they have me holding my big fat pants up look how big these are and I don't even fit 0.96

01:33:57.140 them anymore that's the type of shit they bring us it's crazy I know I can't also just imagining 0.99

01:34:04.780 like yes she seems like she is big enough where it's still hot but she also could lose a little 1.00

01:34:11.760 bit of weight from our thing and she like you know what i'm saying they're looking for people 0.85

01:34:16.080 that could have you see them and you go maybe they just lost a little weight yeah they don't

01:34:21.160 want anyone like too like yeah i know they want someone the perfect amount of curvy

01:34:25.620 i can't and they wouldn't describe us as curvy that's the like yes that's the most no exactly

01:34:34.040 They wouldn't even use that word.

01:34:34.980 They wanted someone chubby that people can call fat online, but someone not so chubby that they wouldn't, that they had to get the pants too, too big. 0.99

01:34:46.160 Yeah, exactly. 0.83

01:34:47.320 Like, yes. 1.00

01:34:48.160 They need a believable fat. 1.00

01:34:49.420 Yes. 1.00

01:34:49.940 You know, they're like, yeah, like some people, they're like, oh, she needs to be, I played like a stripper.

01:34:54.560 Like, that was, I had to be like believable. 0.90

01:34:56.860 And then ours is being a big fat guy. 1.00

01:35:00.060 That's who the fuck ours is. 1.00

01:35:01.200 I can't. 1.00

01:35:02.020 She's believable.

01:35:02.820 yeah she's not gonna do the jenny craig thing just like yeah like i i can't i'm like right now

01:35:08.820 in my career i cannot do that i actually think now i could do it and people would be like this

01:35:13.200 has to be a joke yeah that's true but before i know if that was the intro intro to me no you're

01:35:18.560 smart you're very yeah now i'm ready if you want to come back now hey who who did take that job

01:35:23.940 because i haven't seen any jenny craig commercials me either to be honest maybe rob low or like the

01:35:29.520 Weight Watchers thing I don't know who took that thank you so much for coming on the show you are

01:35:35.500 an amazing actress you are vulnerable hilarious genius and I like I feel so connected to you

01:35:41.720 and you likewise I know that people feel that way when watching you so I know you're gonna get a

01:35:45.600 million acting jobs thank you and I can't wait to continue to watch your star powers like just 0.93

01:35:51.180 shine like people are now becoming so aware of how amazing you are and it's about goddamn time

01:35:57.620 honestly I can't wait to keep watching you rise like you are so important to the space and I 0.86

01:36:03.440 loved having you I think you're a gem I love you I love you look at us and you mean the world to me

01:36:08.120 and I know you would never take a joke from Caleb no never thank you I appreciate that I appreciate

01:36:12.940 the confidence in it thank you all so much for tuning in to this episode of the comment section

01:36:16.380 show thank you so much to my amazing guest Meg Stalter I'm sure all of you already know her and 0.53

01:36:20.720 follow her and consume her content but if you haven't please fucking do she's a genius and

01:36:24.520 incredible and i called it i knew she was going to be a star but that's besides the point because 0.93

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - April 08, 2026

REALLY HER Ft. Meg Stalter ｜ Episode 216

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