The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - JACKIE OF ALL TRADES Ft. Coach Jackie ｜ Episode 247

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00:00:59.700 Sometimes I like to watch shit that's just straight bullshit. 1.00

00:01:02.400 Sometimes you gotta do it. 1.00

00:01:03.640 It's, I get excited about it.

00:01:05.440 Me too.

00:01:06.400 You know why?

00:01:06.940 Did you ever watch the show Finding Her Edge on Netflix? 0.99

00:01:09.400 Yes!

00:01:18.220 Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode

00:01:20.380 of the comment section show starring me, your fave,

00:01:22.840 everybody knows me, who cares about me.

00:01:24.520 Onto the guest today we have the iconic, the legendary, the hilarious, Coach Jackie.

00:01:30.640 Woo!

00:01:31.680 It's so nice.

00:01:33.180 Oh my gosh, you're so welcome.

00:01:34.000 Look at you calling me iconic and hilarious with no teleprompter.

00:01:37.140 Listen, it is what it is.

00:01:37.940 That's incredible.

00:01:38.520 Off the dome.

00:01:39.040 Yeah, it's an off the dome compliment.

00:01:40.120 That's how passionate I am about you.

00:01:41.980 No, and I wish I believed it.

00:01:44.900 You should.

00:01:45.860 It's earnest.

00:01:46.560 Thank you.

00:01:47.200 Thank you.

00:01:47.660 That's so nice.

00:01:48.200 I'm so happy to be here.

00:01:49.000 I'm a big fan.

00:01:49.560 Oh my gosh, likewise.

00:01:50.540 I'm so happy you're here.

00:01:52.000 I'm so happy we get to Ki finally.

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00:02:51.880 We have not met.

00:02:52.960 No, never.

00:02:53.400 But I feel like we have. 0.78

00:02:54.400 Same, and I feel like I've met your lesbian sister.

00:02:56.600 Yes, that's true. 0.84

00:02:57.140 You've met my lesbian sister. 0.76

00:02:58.300 Obviously, that's my hidden Mickey in all of my episodes

00:03:00.300 is I mentioned my lesbian sister at least once.

00:03:02.520 You have to.

00:03:03.300 Yeah, I always bring her up and I say, 1.00

00:03:04.400 and she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:03:05.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:05.860 Because it is always relevant to the story

00:03:07.680 I'm about to tell.

00:03:08.600 Always.

00:03:09.920 No, my gay friend five minutes ago texted me

00:03:13.440 that he had an anthrax scare at his,

00:03:17.660 where he works. 0.99

00:03:18.600 Scary as fuck. 1.00

00:03:19.520 And he said, you have to tell Drew. 1.00

00:03:22.380 Okay.

00:03:23.240 So you've been told that his whole workplace was evacuated due to a powder that may have been anthrax. 0.98

00:03:31.780 And he's gay.

00:03:32.600 Coach Jackie's gay friend, thank you for letting me know.

00:03:35.700 I hope you and all the people in that workplace, I hope you guys are safe.

00:03:39.740 I think they are.

00:03:40.360 Okay.

00:03:40.920 Yeah, they all evacuated.

00:03:42.280 They all evacuated.

00:03:43.020 They got to his meeting room.

00:03:44.200 They're like, you got to get out.

00:03:45.560 He's like, this is reserved.

00:03:47.500 It's like, nice try.

00:03:48.560 yeah i'm in here uh and then he he realized so that's what's happening in the group chat right

00:03:53.800 now is we're all just kind of disgusting like how how far away do you have to be from anthrax and 0.52

00:03:58.340 you know me i love to hear gay people's news yeah you know i'm like he he just knew he knew i was

00:04:02.900 gonna need to hear that exactly he was like drew has to hear this she's gonna love he's gonna be

00:04:07.760 so pissed because i was really just like oh i'm talking about this he's like jackie you made me

00:04:12.740 so pick me i want to talk about how you got into content creation in the first place obviously i

00:04:17.540 know uh you are a connoisseur of women's sports especially yes which i love that's how i found

00:04:23.000 you initially was you reporting on the wnba which we love and we both are huge fans of the wnba yes

00:04:28.380 what's your team are you a sparks fan then i mean i don't have a favorite but i will say

00:04:33.380 like i typically i lean towards the teams that put me on the jumbotron that is my you like the

00:04:38.800 jumbotron yeah i love i love you don't think it's too much time no i think it's not enough time i

00:04:44.100 think they need to put me up there more i think i could really make a difference in the energy

00:04:47.420 in the room like when i always say the rams is my favorite nfl team solely because they put me on

00:04:52.520 the jumbotron a million times okay and i get a weird high off because this is my thing because

00:04:56.400 i'm only not to be like hey let's have a let's have a conversation with two incredibly famous

00:05:00.000 celebrities about what it's like to be on the jumbotron super relatable um everyone here will

00:05:05.380 know what i mean oh that classic jumbotron moment but it kind of is when it's on you and i'm gonna

00:05:12.300 do it into this camera you go up and this is really good for a pod yeah completely silent

00:05:15.800 yes you go up and you're just kind of like and then it's still on you and you're like oh we're

00:05:21.420 back we're still you you know what it's so long that's true and i start doing this i start becoming

00:05:26.340 someone i'm not i'm doing peace signs yeah you're doing this yeah yeah you turn into a k-pop idol

00:05:30.580 i'm clip farming now so yeah exactly yeah you're you're you're so real though because they do keep 0.83

00:05:38.660 it on you a little bit longer so what do you do what's your routine i dance my ass off oh no matter

00:05:43.000 no matter what's happening whether yeah i dance my i dance so hard that i think they're like okay 0.69

00:05:48.740 enough so maybe that's how you do it you just gotta really commit to dancing or doing something

00:05:53.120 that's a really good idea because i've only been kind of a waver and i'd like to do this one

00:05:56.980 yeah yeah you know like the kind of mom yeah it's very this is like an influencer wave too

00:06:01.740 yeah like big time and i've only been on two jumbotrons so

00:06:04.640 it's important the first time i was on one was the very first like rams game i ever

00:06:10.640 got invited to because you started in the mnfl yes that's like what my mnfl yes well because

00:06:17.120 there's gonna be a woman's flag league starting and we have to be able to tell the difference

00:06:20.920 no it's really important yeah it's important we distinguish yeah um yeah i went in the male

00:06:25.060 uh national football league and they invited me to a rams game and uh i went like male instead

00:06:31.140 of men's yeah male male identifying oh you know what i mean they're gonna really hate that yeah

00:06:36.780 he him football yeah he him football we have to be clear no it's got everyone needs to tell us

00:06:43.240 um so when i went i remember they told me like oh um are you comfortable being on the jumbotron

00:06:48.200 i was like yes and then the first one they had me just kind of cheersing someone with my drink

00:06:53.360 because it was like a bud light one oh okay and i was like yuck but okay no worries so i was going

00:06:57.320 just like that and then after that they were like do you want to like maybe dance or something i

00:07:02.100 was like i would love to i think they were kind of shocked at how excited i was oh yeah and then

00:07:06.060 they came back to me at least three or four times every single time they came back to me new dance

00:07:09.700 move unlocked it's awesome and then my man is just cracking the fuck up in all of them because i'm 0.94

00:07:13.820 dancing hard as fuck because i want them to focus on me of course you would think this is enough 0.90

00:07:17.940 attention but apparently it's not no you have to pull focus from yourself to yourself you're like 0.99

00:07:22.560 you're not looking at the right part of me yeah and i think also too when i went that was like

00:07:26.720 the first like football game i had gone to like as who i am now so i was thinking like i mean the

00:07:32.000 the chances of people that know me from the internet,

00:07:35.240 the chances of being here are probably pretty low.

00:07:38.180 Like, I mean, there's probably some, I'm sure, 0.79

00:07:40.120 but it's mostly awful straight guys. 1.00

00:07:41.560 So like, they're my mortal enemies. 0.91

00:07:43.460 It's brutal.

00:07:44.300 I could not imagine ever being known

00:07:45.240 in a men's sports space.

00:07:46.280 No, honestly.

00:07:47.360 Cause I go into a women's sports space

00:07:49.180 and it's like, I'm like taking off my Superman glasses.

00:07:51.380 And my hat like goes backwards. 1.00

00:07:54.260 And it's like, whoa, that's that lesbian. 1.00

00:07:56.240 They're like, no way. 1.00

00:07:57.080 And it's nowhere else in the world that happens to me.

00:07:59.500 Which is perfect.

00:08:00.580 Yeah, that works out.

00:08:01.540 people who are known by men kind of like you i would imagine like and that's horrifying yeah i

00:08:07.100 scary i i shudder at the thought yeah it's like ooky spooky honestly no for real i remember too

00:08:11.860 um when i left oh the amount of women that were tagging me and they're like i just could not 0.82

00:08:17.000 stop i kept seeing drew on the jumbotron just me having a fucking blast i was having the time 0.94

00:08:21.580 of my life and i remember when i left the game this old ass guy was like i was getting in my car 0.99

00:08:26.380 and he was like walking by he goes hey i know you and he's old as fuck he's with a bunch of men i'm 0.99

00:08:30.140 like really and then he goes you're the girl from the jumbotron girl and i was like oh my god that 0.92

00:08:36.440 was me as if i'm not someone already doesn't matter there's something about a jumbotron it's

00:08:41.100 awesome yeah so i i did go to a sparks game recently love love love love them and i love

00:08:46.400 cameron brink that's my girl that's my queen so i i did have a lot of fun there but they did not

00:08:51.780 put me on the jumbotron so i can't say i will say maybe also was just not a wmb game where i was

00:08:57.520 dissed by not being put on the jumbotron i'm just kidding i was sitting next to an olympian

00:09:01.160 ruthie bolton yeah she like was on the like basketball team won olympic medals yeah and

00:09:05.740 so they put her in the jumbotron but i was sitting next to her yeah so i kind of did that thing where

00:09:09.720 i was just like like bowing down to her but like i'm like oh maybe they'll come back to me too

00:09:13.760 because i was just getting excited oh maybe they're gonna do a second stop right right guess

00:09:19.520 who else they go to zendaya oh and i was like oh so she gets to be up there but not me i

00:09:27.440 was like oh please don't put me up after zendaya once zendaya went up i was like that's the end

00:09:32.200 of the night like no one else cuts on jumbotron yeah no more people and that's exactly what

00:09:36.780 happened too they saved her for the end and i was like that's correct oh that's perfect yeah it was

00:09:40.080 awesome i would have loved if you went on after zendaya could you imagine yeah and then tell them

00:09:44.260 to keep up zendaya's name underneath you or or keep the crowd hype they do the jumbotron like

00:09:48.620 based on applause like they do for like other people so it's just like who claps on it back

00:09:52.160 back to me i'm like let's go back to her no it was awesome i like breathed her air in many ways

00:09:58.020 oh that's that's great you and zendaya are twins now yeah no i was being such a creep i was like

00:10:03.040 my phone was like 14x because she was across and so i'm watching the game but i'm also just looking

00:10:06.880 the phone at my zendaya cam just to see what she was applying a lot going on at this game

00:10:10.860 um yeah a lot of a lot of people yeah a lot of people to look at i i but speaking of i'd love

00:10:15.360 to know how you got into sports yeah sorry no no no don't be sorry i'd love to know how you got

00:10:19.400 into it in general and then how it gradually transitioned into you reporting yeah so i grew up

00:10:24.380 in germany i was a military kid so i like played on an all boys german soccer team oh nice so like

00:10:30.040 my hatred for for not hatred but like it was a hard time you can hate them it's fine well they're

00:10:35.080 little boys but you know the men for sure i hate the little boys i have to give some grace to

00:10:40.000 they're just learning from the men who taught them terribly terrible things so right um yeah it was

00:10:44.200 hard it was hard to be the little girl and i didn't know the language and you know the teasing

00:10:47.120 bad when it's in German you're like that's mean like I don't know what you're saying but I know

00:10:51.700 it's not nice I can just sense the yeah yeah and German's very harsh too so yeah like yeah um so

00:10:58.680 yeah they weren't nice to me but I loved soccer foosball like I just fell in love with it and

00:11:04.000 sort of watched the US Women's National Team and like was obsessed with them and it's really drawn 0.72

00:11:08.960 to some of the lesbians and didn't really know why but unclear reasons yeah and who knows even

00:11:13.600 still today what's going on there i was like hey what's going on no not even in a section like i

00:11:19.680 wasn't like attracted to her i was like wanted to be here so bad yeah she was so cool totally um and

00:11:25.200 then i moved to south carolina and kept playing soccer but where i lived in south carolina was

00:11:29.600 columbia where uh like asia wilson grew up and played like against my high school i didn't play

00:11:34.720 basketball in high school played soccer and volleyball um tall girl me too yeah you probably

00:11:39.600 and volleyball oh you did yeah you'd miss the basketball the tall girl yeah it was shockingly

00:11:44.420 yeah because i was you know that's always the first guess is basketball i know but i mine was

00:11:48.700 also soccer i'm six feet okay i'm 5'11 so i'm a little bit nice we're right there yeah yeah yeah

00:11:53.800 you're wearing flats yes i am i see i got a little bit of a lift it depends on who you ask

00:11:59.360 because like i am six feet but then sometimes when i stand next to people they're like there's

00:12:03.140 no way you're six feet my posture is really bad yeah mine is too and i think that's a tall girl

00:12:07.220 thing i think so i hope so yeah i would assume let's take some time i'm sorry you just want to

00:12:11.940 know my story and i'm just getting so distracted no it's okay the movie tall girl i actually never

00:12:16.420 watched it do you know about the one part of it can i spoil a little bit where she's like no one

00:12:20.220 knows how hard it is please well of course but the most beautiful thing in all of cinema is it's

00:12:25.680 this boy and he's like her best friend he carries he carries his books around in like a little milk

00:12:32.240 crate the whole movie and it's kind of his like quirky side character thing but he's doing this

00:12:37.660 and you're like hey why are you carrying your books in a milk crate never explained no no no

00:12:41.540 and then the end of the movie they're gonna kiss and he dumps his books out i was just about to

00:12:48.220 say and he stands on his milk crate he apple boxes yes he tom cruise style apple boxes his

00:12:56.180 milk crate stands on it and kisses tall girl i'm sick to my whose name i don't know and i'll tell 0.99

00:13:01.520 what i'm starting to act now and i just know that's what the fuck they're trying to put me in 0.99

00:13:05.600 of course some bullshit like tall girl three yeah because there has been a second one already i'll 0.99

00:13:10.600 be tall fat girl three tall plus size girl they're like how can we make this one work 1.00

00:13:16.740 what's the little thing yeah yeah what does he carry around what sets you apart from tall girl

00:13:21.220 yeah plus size oh good all right writing it in oh perfect perfect perfect um don't don't cast

00:13:28.720 for that if you are yeah they've the ai script is yeah they're they're they're writing it as

00:13:33.680 to speak give it to tilly um no so then i i the ai actress

00:13:41.680 she'll take it make her plus size what the i was like oh you mean an ai actress she looks

00:13:46.480 like every actress ever what the even the ai ai actress should be real ago

00:13:52.560 just like that should be yeah you want to do representation for real yeah yeah for real yeah

00:13:58.720 No, so basically, yeah, so I grew up

00:14:01.660 and I fell in love with basketball because of Asia Wilson

00:14:03.360 and my best friend played basketball.

00:14:05.580 And so then I went to LSU, go Tigers,

00:14:07.960 but only if you're chill, don't be weird about it.

00:14:11.120 And I was there when,

00:14:13.980 I started making videos already at that point

00:14:15.920 because I was like, I'm going to be a famous lesbian singer.

00:14:17.960 Yes.

00:14:18.380 And those videos are up.

00:14:20.220 I'd have never deleted them.

00:14:21.300 It's me in the bathroom with a ukulele, white girl style.

00:14:23.920 Of course it's a ukulele.

00:14:24.860 Of course.

00:14:25.440 Yes, of course it is.

00:14:26.420 I don't know how to play a bigger instrument than that.

00:14:28.720 and it's like me like songs i wrote about kissing girls right and being like you know girl in red

00:14:34.760 i'm coming for you yeah and then if this doesn't work out girl in red you gotta watch out watch

00:14:39.440 your back yeah and then i was like i told my friends i'm gonna have a viral sound in the next 0.99

00:14:45.920 month it was like over christmas break and then my mom went viral for and your mom takes your shit 0.68

00:14:52.200 okay so my brother had recommended we watch don't look up okay over christmas yes and my mom didn't 0.95

00:14:58.700 not like the movie not because she's a republican and didn't believe in like all the things movies

00:15:03.500 about she's didn't like the movie right that was poorly made and i agree with her it was

00:15:07.560 yeah so that i made a video of her response to that so basically she she was like um i i always

00:15:15.900 say i love all my kids the same amount but i actually love your brother the least now because

00:15:19.800 he recommended we watch don't look like it's a family and it sucked and that went super viral 0.57

00:15:24.440 and he's lost some fucking points yeah exactly right that went really viral and everyone was 0.86

00:15:27.740 like and this is like 10 days into posting that's like i've made it right and then also everyone was 0.97

00:15:31.860 calling my mom like maga and a trumpie and then there was like man give it and take it five videos

00:15:36.620 after that of my mom sobbing like i didn't pop it trump like she couldn't take it like it was

00:15:42.080 she can't handle the fan and then that's when i was like wait maybe there's downsides to this um

00:15:46.460 but yeah i kept posting and then lsu was going into march march madness and i made a video um

00:15:51.660 is she gay or does she just coach women's basketball about lisa bluder who was the head

00:15:56.560 coach of Iowa at the time and that's really what took off and then I got to talk about women's

00:16:01.120 sports which I already loved and it kind of was a perfect like I love that women's world cup

00:16:05.300 happened next I was like on that I know who's dated who I also know like the tea with the

00:16:09.240 federations like there's drama on both ends and I got it I love that you're a 360 reporter I 0.67

00:16:14.360 appreciate that about you of course that's also the shit I want to know about too and let me be 0.81

00:16:19.120 clear it's the stuff that men want to know about with that's what I'm saying stats because it's 0.95

00:16:22.720 about men yeah it's it's not drama it's like important news and when it's about women it's

00:16:27.900 gossip yeah oh please well also that kind of like off the field drama with men rarely is fun it's

00:16:35.300 almost always scary and awful and violent and with like the the off the field stuff that happens with 0.52

00:16:41.000 women's sports it's almost always fun plus plus plus yeah it's all it's all fun and like no way 0.96

00:16:45.560 yeah it's not like horrifying and scary no it's just so tea yeah it's so awesome and it's like

00:16:51.440 it's they're about it too like they're on threads right giving us more and more information than we

00:16:56.900 even asked for that's very true so i i'm never gonna spread anything if they're the athletes

00:17:01.540 aren't already about it yeah themselves aren't talking on it sometimes they're they're they're

00:17:06.320 there for us they're making it fun and i love it i'm curious then what was the first big sports 0.94

00:17:11.820 event that you got to do cover in any way shape or form that you were like oh this is fucking

00:17:15.580 awesome well i went to the u.s open so like i but i wasn't like paid to go like i remember i text i

00:17:22.900 like dm'd every sponsor i'd say if they would check their dms and like whatever sometimes they

00:17:27.420 do yeah but i don't get fed true true in 2023 i was watching and i just i'm a big coco golf fan

00:17:34.200 first round i was like she's going to the finals yeah which i believe in manifestation so i was

00:17:38.620 like i have to act as a lesbian that makes sense of course i have to act as if she is it's my

00:17:42.900 culture and so i went on like i found resale tickets nosebleeds very expensive like for i

00:17:50.060 wasn't making any money yeah at the time yeah and i texted my friend who was going to columbia and

00:17:54.220 i was like can i sleep on your floor if we go to the u.s open final if coco makes it if not i'll

00:17:58.980 resell them yeah and he's like sure and then she made it and then we got to go to this day my

00:18:04.160 favorite sporting event ever oh that's so it is such a i don't know there was something about it

00:18:09.860 like seeing her win her first big grand slam where actually Billie Jean King taught me it's

00:18:14.760 not a grandson if it's one a grand slam if she went all four oh gee so when her first major

00:18:19.840 yeah it was open um and slight flex oh yeah Billie Jean King taught me well actually she 0.99

00:18:25.600 taught me this my elder lesbians I listened to them um no she yeah so it was just such a cool

00:18:32.040 moment and like I don't know it was like the best feeling ever yeah well I know you also report on

00:18:37.100 not just sports you report on many things like love island correct dancing with the stars right

00:18:41.940 are you doing survivor i need to get up to date on survivor yeah there's a lot of survivor fans

00:18:46.500 in this room okay obviously there's two lesbians so you know they love survivor yeah yeah yeah

00:18:49.940 obviously no no i love survivor but i'm a bit of a binger yeah so i will usually watch all of it so

00:18:56.060 i'm there by the last three episodes i'm watching live okay that's kind of my thing with survivor

00:19:00.120 because it's for me there's a lot it's a lot to do and a lot to keep up with and sometimes i think

00:19:04.340 the editing can be a bit clunky sorry so i am skipping a bit yeah some of the stuff on survivor

00:19:08.960 but no i i a huge fan of the show and i've seen a lot of those 50 seasons like i've seen the like

00:19:14.780 the early days of survivor is about surviving it is like people are on this this island and they're

00:19:22.460 like we're voting him out why he's annoying me this guy's not good at building fire or we think

00:19:28.760 he's getting sick he's got to go home like it was very that yeah and then it became something

00:19:33.240 different yeah no i love i feel that way i do it survivor yeah no me neither for the sole purpose

00:19:39.640 that there is no air conditioning i'm out oh there's hey i'm not doing that so many reasons

00:19:44.420 i would never yeah there's a million and one and i know you report on dancing with the stars as well

00:19:48.600 and i saw recently that you i don't know if you've buried your hatchet of beef with no no no still

00:19:54.460 mortal enemies halloween's the one night of the year you can be someone you're not

00:19:57.060 right you chose to not be an enemy so we kind of we decided for the day yeah coach jackie and

00:20:03.340 derrick huff have invisible beef but it's not invisible really no it's not and honestly i think

00:20:07.660 the decision to put to let our you know put things aside for that one taping yesterday i think was

00:20:12.580 really because of the tension there's a lot of people in that room yes and i don't want to make

00:20:19.000 them uncomfortable it's a lot what if you found out it was sexual tension then what

00:20:24.240 then what do you see this that's a very uncomfortable thing to say to a lesbian on a

00:20:30.520 podcast you're gonna get a lot of hate for that you you probably want to cut that one out actually 0.98

00:20:35.020 i'm in charge what if for you for your sake cut that you're anyway a man i didn't say it was you

00:20:44.120 i said what if it's coming from him what if he can't tell no no you don't think it's like my

00:20:48.900 weird little brother who's older than me no he's honestly the king of doing too much well of course

00:20:56.440 and i love that i love that about him i love that he's so delightfully irritating i find that

00:21:01.940 endearing to an extent i don't need to see it all the time but i do find it hilarious like yeah

00:21:07.460 that's kind of how i feel and and um what's the hard part and it used to be really bad because it

00:21:12.300 used to be that he didn't know about the rivalry used to be a one-way situation but every time he

00:21:16.480 posted anything i was tagged in it and that's the tough part about having a rival who's very famous

00:21:21.240 yeah is it's like damn he posts a lot and he can't post without me seeing it and that's not

00:21:27.020 because i'm on top of it no because everybody else says that's low-key me too but now it's 0.91

00:21:30.860 both ways yeah that's me that's me with glenn powell i actually have that with glenn powell

00:21:34.540 he has no idea who i am and he doesn't care but we don't like him i guess not i mean i've made

00:21:39.480 fun of him a few times but like i do that to a lot of men so it's not exclusive to him there

00:21:43.320 was this one clip of me on my podcast with my sister where we were talking about him and i was

00:21:47.640 talking about that show where he plays a college student and i was like well you're a hundred like

00:21:51.180 and i was literally like you don't even look like the makeup couldn't even make you look 21 so i'm

00:21:55.660 just confused why you picked him just make him look ugly too in that yeah i think so what's the

00:22:00.120 plot of that show i don't know it's like he basically is he goes he goes back to college

00:22:04.580 because he's like a has-been or something like that clearly i didn't watch it that's because

00:22:08.520 were were enemies he and i yeah but i was like am i wrong is he not like 48 like am i wrong and i

00:22:14.700 was being so earnest and then my sister looked it up and he is no he's young yeah he's young he's in

00:22:19.340 his early 30s i didn't yeah not my fault not my fault but then it's like gotten to a point where

00:22:24.640 i've made so many jokes about him that i'll do like random one-off interviews like for press

00:22:29.720 and then they'll be like oh react to these pictures and i'm like okay and one of them will 0.88

00:22:33.980 be of Glen Powell and I'm like what the fuck like I'm new to this life of like when people you have 0.94

00:22:40.080 something that they want they remember things they're ready to clip that thing yeah I've said 0.99

00:22:43.780 it before and I'll say it again I don't like the man it's like what else what else is there to say

00:22:50.120 what else you want from me I was like I have no ill will towards him no I just like I don't think

00:22:56.180 we're a match energetically that's okay right but I literally I'm like I don't know love that for

00:23:00.780 some reason well yeah and like i i referenced in that clip where they showed me a picture they're

00:23:04.820 like how do you feel about him and i'm like i don't i don't have any feelings towards him

00:23:08.300 he knows i don't like him and he knows why yeah my thing but see i keep doing that and that's not 0.92

00:23:12.600 helping and i think we're like goodness which is like obviously what i just said was fucking

00:23:17.300 awesome and funny sorry i knew it when i meant it and i meant it i meant what i said but i

00:23:22.020 i meant what i said but i was also like doing i was being hilarious yeah i meant what i said

00:23:28.180 obviously yeah no but the thing with glenn let's talk about them for a second yeah the thing with

00:23:31.660 glenn powell and um all right all right all right matthew mcconaughey yes yes yes these texas men

00:23:36.300 they're really into ut yeah um how about texas volleyball the women's volleyball team very very

00:23:41.700 good i've never seen those two men talk about that and you know what maybe that's why i don't

00:23:45.440 like him maybe they have i'm sure maybe they have but if they have it like i feel like it would

00:23:49.500 come across my desk hello you especially come on right and me honestly by that measure but i feel

00:23:54.760 you it's the same thing because i get tagged in stuff with glenn powell sometimes and i'm like

00:23:58.080 hey i don't need to see this i keep thinking of glenn close every time you say no glenn close and

00:24:03.040 i i feel like our twins in a past life like i saw that clip of glenn close when they said can you do

00:24:08.020 the dalmatians laugh or like do you remember your iconic laugh she goes of course i do do you want

00:24:12.420 me to do it now and then she goes full out and i kept getting tagged in it because she sounds like

00:24:16.860 me low-key and i literally went she's so me so if it was glenn close i would if she didn't like me 0.98

00:24:21.120 i would be devastated same like i would be so devastated so many i mean most women most women

00:24:26.180 if they didn't like me yeah they're not terrible people yeah then i would be i would be kind of

00:24:30.000 bummed honestly real real but i'm curious what's your favorite reality show to do your reporting 1.00

00:24:34.760 on oh that's so interesting like to report on yeah probably love island tea because lesbians 0.96

00:24:41.520 love love island well because it's like watch like it's like watching an exhibit yeah you know 1.00

00:24:45.640 like jane goodall with the exactly it's like that's not my culture like the way they interact

00:24:51.160 it's their men and women logical at that yeah they're so far away from each other mentally

00:24:56.780 yeah and then they're trying to communicate and it's like wow well they can't do it they can't

00:25:00.920 they can't figure it out you know like jane goodall had she had more more luck with that's

00:25:05.240 true that's true yeah they adopted her ellen too ellen loves uh chimpanzees i think or gorillas or

00:25:11.220 something she has like yeah she's like obsessed with that nice fun fact about ellen um i kind of

00:25:17.160 just go around a podcast and i like say fun facts about ellen perfect um what was i even saying we

00:25:22.980 were talking about love island's probably your favorite one oh yeah yeah totally um because i'll

00:25:27.880 tell you what yeah i'm a i love easy content that's daily that's true and i just get to make

00:25:32.640 a good review and it's a lot too and i love it i love to be like i love a good fantasy like

00:25:38.620 situation that's like a world building and i feel like a daily love island episode it's a very

00:25:42.640 world building experience uh but like i really also love amazing race oh t grew up watching that

00:25:48.480 fun um and then yeah i do really love dancing with the stars yeah it's just kind of it does

00:25:54.500 kind of whip me away and i i just love it get caught up in it i do i'm like okay that was not

00:26:01.060 a pasadoble yeah nice try yeah i've never i couldn't tell you one thing that makes it no for

00:26:06.660 real the way i become an expert almost immediately yeah dason asked me my sister my lesbian sister

00:26:11.600 of course she asked me once if i like would ever actually consider going on dancing with the stars

00:26:15.640 like me as myself obviously and i was like what's the other option i don't know as as we want you

00:26:22.720 only in character i go in as tricksy mattel yeah exactly i honestly i i told her no though i was

00:26:30.900 like no and she was like really genuinely like if they asked you wouldn't go and i was like

00:26:34.740 No, dude, because they're going to pair me with a gay man that's half my size, and 0.94

00:26:39.720 I'm going to have to lift him. 1.00

00:26:41.200 I'm not doing that, just so Derek Hough can give me a six.

00:26:45.080 I'm not doing that.

00:26:45.760 It's like when Alona did the lifts, and they were like-

00:26:49.180 Me and Alona, yeah, me and Alona, that's my twin, by the way.

00:26:51.500 I was like, I'm not doing that. 0.98

00:26:52.360 I'm not putting a gay man's nutsack on my shoulder. 1.00

00:26:54.640 I'm not doing it, you can't make me. 1.00

00:26:55.980 They would want that too, huh?

00:26:57.180 They would, they would want to make me the big fat one, the big strong, I'm not doing

00:27:01.360 that.

00:27:02.360 I'm the strong one.

00:27:04.660 She did that.

00:27:05.860 I know.

00:27:06.560 And I'm happy for her.

00:27:07.080 And to be fair, I got chills.

00:27:08.480 But sorry.

00:27:10.240 Sorry, I loved it.

00:27:11.140 I loved Dancing with the Stars when Ilona was on it.

00:27:13.840 Yeah.

00:27:14.260 But like, I'm just saying for me, I'm not doing that.

00:27:16.840 Well, yeah.

00:27:17.140 And that's like her brand for real is she's the strong one.

00:27:19.640 And then your mortal enemy, Derek Huff, is going to give me bad scores.

00:27:22.600 And then what?

00:27:23.440 Now he's going to have two enemies and I'm going to be one of them.

00:27:25.480 That's true.

00:27:25.940 And I don't know that he wants you around.

00:27:28.540 Like, I think it's been all fun and games with me.

00:27:30.920 and I don't know if he's ready for that.

00:27:32.780 Yeah.

00:27:33.340 I don't know.

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00:30:51.860 Well, I'm happy to hear you guys did not settle the beef.

00:30:53.720 No, no, no.

00:30:53.980 I'm glad to hear that you guys are still.

00:30:54.980 He was really about not settling it, too.

00:30:56.440 Yeah.

00:30:57.080 I remember yesterday, for real, we were talking, and it's aggravating because he's a nice guy.

00:31:03.620 It's very upsetting.

00:31:05.120 And we're talking, and I was kind of like, well, this is just a temporary thing.

00:31:08.640 He's like, absolutely.

00:31:10.880 Like, he's really into it.

00:31:12.240 Getting annoyed again.

00:31:13.200 Yeah.

00:31:13.420 now you're actually irritating now you're too into it what do you like this you freak

00:31:18.100 like yeah it's a lot okay what was the what's been the coolest thing outside of the u.s open

00:31:25.240 but since you established the platform and like what's been the coolest thing it's been able to

00:31:30.100 give you the opportunity oh my goodness so many things i know you've done quite a few kick-ass

00:31:34.180 things that's why i'm curious i always say this but my favorite athlete of all time kristin press

00:31:39.500 She played as a foreword for the U.S. Women's National Team. 0.99

00:31:43.380 Huge crush of mine, too.

00:31:44.960 Poster of her on my wall as a kid.

00:31:47.580 And I've met her now a couple times, and that's nuts to me.

00:31:50.540 Like, it's really crazy.

00:31:51.680 Yeah, that is really cool.

00:31:52.600 I was once at this, like, NWSL party, like, for the championship weekend,

00:31:57.320 and I was just talking to Kristen and her wife, Aunt Tobin.

00:32:01.200 Imagine I don't mention her name.

00:32:03.680 I was just talking to Kristen and her wife, and, like,

00:32:05.720 Megan Rapinoe was there and then all of a sudden and it's a it's a smallish room for what that

00:32:10.140 happens next which is Kesha comes out and does a performance on stage damn which is like the

00:32:14.000 music I was listening to at the time when I was obsessed with you know really obsessed and I was 1.00

00:32:17.920 like what kind of fanfic like what what am I living in right yeah first of all gay as hell 0.67

00:32:24.060 I was like looking around like whoa like I really could not believe my life so that was like really

00:32:29.020 insane and then I went to the Olympics very cool that was so cool and I got to um um one of my

00:32:35.660 friend's image in is in a like she what she had won a gold medal in rowing like at the beginning

00:32:40.280 of the Olympics I was there week two and she had like an extra ticket to go to like weightlifting

00:32:43.980 the women's cool fun really awesome sick and she were sitting up there and we're just chatting

00:32:49.280 whatever and then she pulled out her Olympic medal she had won so you want to hold it what

00:32:54.200 do you mean you take a picture with it in your mouth of course that's the kind of stolen valor

00:32:59.080 yeah hell yeah I was gonna say I'm gonna lark the hell out of that medal not only did she she

00:33:03.600 wanted to make a video presenting it to me as like best coverage gold medal winning coverage and i

00:33:08.460 was like oh my god thank you so much i can't be the one to say it yeah you know so thank you no

00:33:12.700 that was really cool i'm forgetting things everything has been so like i can't even believe

00:33:16.700 like it's i tell people it's like if if i i don't know why i always bring up um one direction because

00:33:21.680 that's just what comes to me for like the fandom of my time i was a harmonizer personally really

00:33:26.420 who was your fave in fifth harmony lauren hiraghi okay the queer one who was my fave

00:33:33.940 please please that's why i started doing dancing with the stars because they voted lauren home 0.71

00:33:39.440 way too early and i had to kind of pick up the mantle and look at you look at you still carrying

00:33:43.420 it harmonizing always harmonizing but it's like it's as if i was like a huge directioner yeah

00:33:48.580 and then someone said your job now is to work with harry every day yeah that is what my life

00:33:54.560 is to me and my fandom of women's sports it was the one thing I cared about the most and now I

00:33:58.160 talk about it every day I think that's so incredible it's very crazy when you went to

00:34:01.180 college did you major in like journalism or anything like that no I did not do I know you

00:34:05.240 did right yeah I did yeah yeah um no I wasn't gonna do that you know like I'm not serious like

00:34:10.260 that like I guess like I know I try I can take a serious moment and like because I I stand up for

00:34:15.240 what I believe in which I think we all should yeah but I that wasn't what was interesting I'm

00:34:19.000 really like I love the creative aspects I was a film major oh fun and I also really wanted to do

00:34:23.380 children's tv so that was what that was at the moment because i started as a child life major

00:34:27.940 oh that's like working in the hospital with the kids you kind of like explain what um is happening

00:34:32.880 to the kids usually with puppets like you would like use a straw on a puppet and then they have

00:34:36.080 an iv it's like such a cool thing and i wanted really wanted to do it and then um i thought

00:34:41.000 this is really boring like saving the kids no that it is it is incredible work they do

00:34:46.820 the early early classes of that kind of major yeah we're not i want to be more creative like

00:34:51.940 Like, I like making the puppet more than I liked learning about science.

00:34:55.200 Yeah, I got you, I got you, got you.

00:34:56.740 And that's important.

00:34:58.560 I was going to say, it's important that people who go into working with children understand it is far more than just working with the children.

00:35:04.200 There's a lot more to it, obviously.

00:35:05.420 There are clowns who work in hospitals, and I still want to do this at one point in my life, who have degrees in psychology.

00:35:11.160 For real.

00:35:11.640 And they just are helping the kids work through really tough times.

00:35:15.400 I just think it's such a cool thing, and I love kids.

00:35:17.000 and so i met with the career person and i was like i don't know that i'm about the science but

00:35:20.920 i really love working with kids and i love film and tv and she goes you should do children's media

00:35:25.080 like what about pbs kids and then i got a job at pbs kids out of college oh my gosh how fun and it

00:35:30.300 was literally like i applied to women's sports jobs and children's media jobs and i literally

00:35:34.660 got to do both it was a dream and everyone there was awesome that's so cool what did you want to

00:35:38.280 do in children's tv like did you want to create a show yeah i want i still want to make i think

00:35:42.780 that there's a thing that um social emotional learning like sel is like a thing that you can

00:35:47.680 make shows about and i think that sports is such a way into sel content super and so i really want

00:35:53.560 to make like a little kids sports show but i also really am about queer representation for children

00:35:57.800 which is like don't tell don't tell your conservatives okay i don't mean kissing and

00:36:03.680 it was very interesting we had a um uh and coming off of this is boring but we had like someone from 0.62

00:36:09.000 some gay um research place come to pbs and they were talking about the different representation

00:36:14.860 of different characters and they're like this is how many queer characters you have and i was like

00:36:18.560 what do you think makes what what makes someone a queer character based on this and it's just like

00:36:22.480 kissing another the same sex as like what makes them a queer character and i was like that totally

00:36:26.160 makes sense but in kids media we don't do kissing yeah and when i was a kid watching tv if there was

00:36:30.700 a girl character who wore a belt lesbian you know what i mean like i'm relating if there was a girl

00:36:37.520 character who skateboarded i'm relating like that is queer representation in kids media to me

00:36:41.880 just kids who exist outside of the norms in general and we need more of that in tv so that's

00:36:46.080 really important that's what i wanted to do yeah and you can establish that kind of understanding

00:36:50.600 of the character without kissing 100 and that's what i'm saying it's not it can be intentional

00:36:55.560 and not sexualized exactly and that's a huge part like the queer experience like i don't know who

00:36:59.440 said it but like the like the least gay thing about me is that i kiss my girlfriend right you 0.83

00:37:03.520 know like every other don't i fucking know it yeah i'm looking at you i'm surrounded by lesbians 0.82

00:37:09.800 constantly and like it's you know it's like it's a it's a culture and i think it is yeah and kids 1.00

00:37:14.260 pick up on that yeah and you know it's funny you say that too because i had i had hayley kyoko on

00:37:18.600 the show who we've joked about for years but having her was really funny and we joked about

00:37:22.560 for years because she was one of my sister's like queer awakenings was in her character 0.68

00:37:27.500 yeah she had a ripped shirt on that that said vegans rock or vegetarians yeah it was like it 0.99

00:37:32.920 was like uh with paperclips it was against the system yeah you know what i mean like and she

00:37:37.120 had like that shag haircut so it's like oh yes but we even talked about her character on wizards 0.55

00:37:41.880 waverly place yeah gay who gay right but when we talked to her about it she goes i think i was just 0.74

00:37:46.440 so gay it was just coming through but the character was not gay at all but i think it was just showing

00:37:51.760 up because i'm gay and i'm wearing the outfits so like it's like well that's my point i'm saying

00:37:56.600 like they never once kissed they never alluded to dating so many like uh miss honey from matilda

00:38:01.560 that's a lesbian she's living alone she's in a cottage beautiful garden that's a lesbian she

00:38:06.160 wants to adopt this very smart child is into reading like that's exactly the life i hope for 0.94

00:38:10.800 myself uh the girl rat from flushed away yeah absolutely i mean it's putting her with the main 0.55

00:38:17.900 rat was just crazy well and and that's the kind of i mean that that guy rat what's his name i don't 0.93

00:38:22.760 know yeah the one in the suit lesbian right so the thing is we need more representation that's 0.99

00:38:29.340 not rats yeah let's take what we get right and not one kiss and i knew i knew she was gay and 0.94

00:38:35.980 they didn't kiss yeah true i didn't see her kiss a girl rat but i knew exactly they don't need to

00:38:40.740 kiss the girl rats so what would be what would be like a dream kind of like idea for a show that

00:38:47.880 you would have for kids this is the place we manifest i always tell everyone we're gonna pitch

00:38:51.880 right here dreams come true in that chair and i'm not kidding a lot of people have been seeing it

00:38:55.980 come true a lot recently say more well i had grace writer on oh my god snl yes and she didn't want to

00:39:02.840 be an snl cast member that's that's her yeah well when she was talking about doing it but she did

00:39:08.520 not know she was gonna be at that point yeah she she got the call like the day after you had recorded

00:39:12.960 it as press no no and ashby who was just on too she she wanted to manifest she's like i really

00:39:19.280 want to be in off broadway and then she texts me after and she was like she got off she was like

00:39:24.220 that chair literally works you're right because i got a call talented i know i love her oh my god

00:39:27.880 she's incredible can i tell you a secret please she danced with derrick and i got jealous

00:39:31.740 i actually saw that clip because it was so good 0.99

00:39:36.320 no she can do a lot of shit i was like she can sing herself too i was like whatever yeah oh 1.00

00:39:42.720 whatever yeah you can do everything whatever yeah god hit me with the funny second said get out 0.99

00:39:47.120 you're done yeah yeah he's like next yeah um no so okay so let me let me think about it doesn't

00:39:54.620 have to be a kid's show but anything that you have in mind that you would love to do i really

00:39:59.060 want to make a really good lesbian show i am working on a little idea but it has a little 0.94

00:40:04.700 bit to do with um my catholic upbringing but not trauma funny okay and lesbians oh i love that not

00:40:12.200 trauma i love that no it's important it's important we don't do the trauma but yeah i was it's possible

00:40:17.560 i was gay in a in a in a catholic high school in a crazy way and i was like i would did the

00:40:23.920 morning announcements like i was about that school oh yeah i was like this morning it would always be 0.82

00:40:30.540 like and let's stay in history and like something horrific and then like i you know what you do seem

00:40:35.220 you give me morning announcement oh yeah i was student council yeah i was president of marching

00:40:39.260 band i was president of the like i was in the drama club i was in the choir i was really involved

00:40:45.760 and then also the captain of like the soccer game like i was doing the troy bolton thing but no one

00:40:50.080 wanted it like i'm like see troy you can't do everything and they're like it's a weird look

00:40:54.800 like i'm running i'm like taking my drum snare drum yeah taking my drum off and then i'm running

00:41:00.540 to the theater rehearsals look at you the man a man of many hats wow yeah you were wearing you

00:41:05.940 did so many extracurriculars i was and then i was like this is gonna get me into a really good school

00:41:10.000 go tigers so many extracurriculars so many extracurriculars i i love that about you though

00:41:16.840 i think i also think that's inherently gay is to be extremely involved especially in student

00:41:20.820 council oh my god yeah yeah and and what i will say true jackie vp because i was vice president

00:41:26.700 always throughout that was my uh poster true jackie vp and it's awesome shout out to audrey

00:41:32.620 who was my president all through my president for real right all through high school audrey and i

00:41:38.160 where she was president i was vice president student council student body like no longer

00:41:42.420 the class we were in charge love and they made us plan like field day and we were so

00:41:47.640 we were so dead set on doing an escape room right during field day okay but just locking people in

00:41:55.580 the room and being like figure it out i was gonna say field days outside now it had to be both

00:41:59.900 because we had to include the kids who didn't want to be in the sun what kind of school did

00:42:04.000 you go to a catholic school they had to do scrabble we had to do scrabble we had to do like

00:42:10.000 board games there had to be other activities planned and we were like okay one of them's

00:42:13.300 an escape room put the nerds in the closet that's that's honestly crazy and they didn't let us do

00:42:17.060 it that that's crazy to think that a catholic school would frown on being gay but then they 0.68

00:42:22.020 would be like but if you don't want to be in the sun you don't have to i guess like you are doing

00:42:25.380 exceptions clearly no no they're big into it they're big into being kind it's so funny i always

00:42:29.340 say like the reason i'm like i feel like i love everyone and i'm really liberal and and accepting 0.94

00:42:36.320 of all people because of my catholic upbringing like i really believe that shit and i really

00:42:39.980 believe that we should be nice to people yeah and it's so funny that that's also why those are the 0.93

00:42:44.500 people that hate you i'm like you taught me this yeah this is on you that is true that's so real

00:42:49.520 i feel like that that's funny too that you went to was it an all-girls school or was no it wasn't

00:42:53.380 it wasn't all girls and i wish it was that would have been so fun that would have been awesome

00:42:58.580 uh-huh yeah like no it wasn't but i wish well i kind of played it like it was though you know i

00:43:03.760 wasn't i wasn't hanging with the boys i went to prom alone oh nice oh yeah period yeah i low-key

00:43:10.640 wish i went to prom alone i wore a dress though it was crazy oh whoa yeah i had my midriff out

00:43:16.320 whoa look at you my mom tried something my mom loved it she was so into it she was like wow you

00:43:22.400 look so beautiful so feminine whatever appreciate you yeah and you wear the hat outside too

00:43:28.560 i wasn't a hat person in high school no i had really long hair oh nice it wouldn't work well

00:43:35.000 i love that oh yeah i had really long hair in high school too but i've always i mean you still

00:43:38.640 have long hair yeah i'd say that's long that's pretty long i've never had short hair i think

00:43:43.040 but that's only because my hair texture the way that my hair texture works i feel like when i

00:43:47.440 have really short hair it just poofs up like when you rub a q-tip really hard that's what mine does

00:43:52.600 too if you can kind of tell i think yours looks cute as hell thank you especially in the hat and

00:43:56.840 we can move on because i was actually just fishing for the comp perfect you got it yeah i caught it

00:44:01.620 don't worry thank you of course always well i'm happy to hear that you're working on something

00:44:06.780 else i i really do feel like you're like a jack of all trades you can do a lot of things

00:44:10.240 true jackie vp jackie of all trades yeah a jackie of all trades i'm just saying

00:44:14.260 you know my name's right there you love a good pun i love that about you okay do you have some

00:44:19.900 fun facts about you oh fun yeah that i'm gonna transition into sorry sorry this is the segment

00:44:25.260 of the podcast that you say things about me to me yes all right love it i'm gonna and then you're

00:44:28.960 gonna tell me if they're fun or not okay great yeah and if they're i always say if they're not

00:44:32.940 fun i count it against amanda she will lose her job so no pressure all right great um okay so this

00:44:37.460 first one you kind of already alluded to but it says you used to be a ukulele instructor i did i

00:44:42.620 taught ukulele that's crazy that is so funny that you taught others how to do it yeah do you know

00:44:47.280 never shout never i'm familiar yeah i'm in trouble i'm addicted to this girl you should add that to

00:44:54.360 you're teaching i taught one girl one girl and her dad like had a monthly money thing he would

00:45:00.060 send to me and it was the most money i'd ever made so i was so excited that he but she was so sweet

00:45:04.140 love yeah and i taught kids at like summer camp too oh that's yeah i'm a counselor vibes yeah but

00:45:09.480 i had a really good bit i was hard to stay up with the trends so i had a really good bit where i could

00:45:13.460 i could move my fingers or i could strum and i could teach the kids how to just move one finger

00:45:17.080 and play a song from team each movie which is like huge for me like when i was 12 that was the

00:45:21.900 hit and we're being at the camp like all right guys we're gonna do the team beach song and they

00:45:26.160 were like what's that and like what is it zombies now you know what i mean yeah we've moved on

00:45:31.060 actually descendants is awesome i will say like descendants i think it's like like what's my name

00:45:36.080 like that that's really funny you say that because my sister and my brother are the only people i

00:45:40.480 know on the planet that i've watched zombies and descendants like they both talked days and was

00:45:45.100 like i love are you familiar with the zombies concept which is that every every movie is a

00:45:49.680 different villain and they have to keep like it started it's like it's between zombies and the

00:45:54.320 humans and and oh it's we're talking about acceptance and we're talking it's very thinly

00:45:59.540 veiled like interesting allegory towards race kind of like utopia in a way right right and then it's

00:46:04.240 like and we decided our differences make us stronger the next episode now there's our next

00:46:08.320 movie now there's aliens what's going on with these aliens and we decided our differences make

00:46:13.400 us stronger now there's werewolves okay i'm not sure about those werewolves you know what i mean

00:46:18.120 like the zombies universe it keeps expanding oh trust i think there's like and they don't go over

00:46:22.400 it again they're just like and don't worry about that no but every time the other characters stay

00:46:27.120 so it's like now it's an alien it's a werewolf it's a zombie and they're like

00:46:29.820 what's really diverse friend group a really diverse friend group who cannot accept one

00:46:33.620 more person every time they're like oh we can't keep doing this guys we can't keep doing who are

00:46:38.140 you yeah yeah they're all working through these prejudices together yes i love that about them

00:46:42.400 that's that's the zombies franchise and the song slap isn't that milo guy milo yeah yeah yeah he

00:46:48.820 was on dancing with the stars he was really good yeah he was really good on dancing with the stars

00:46:53.160 i think he's entangled now he's gonna be yeah he's he's flynn rider i think entangled how do

00:46:58.600 you feel about that i don't care i mean i don't i don't know him at all so you seemed more passionate

00:47:04.700 about him no i'm excited though i'm excited for oh you mean i i guess like just live actions in

00:47:10.220 general i do feel like we are getting a little crazy with them i think adaptations and live

00:47:14.880 actions are going insane oh of course i had 20 minutes and remakes i'm so over remakes oh no no

00:47:19.620 no we don't need to do that anymore we don't need to do that anymore none of that i had like 20

00:47:23.180 minutes left in the plane right here and i was like i need to feel something and i started live

00:47:26.840 action moana oh and thoughts yeah i mean careful what you say make way there was one remake that

00:47:35.200 you were like i'll allow it i have i have one and it's actually happening oh my gosh please i've

00:47:39.040 always said that we gotta make Air Bud,

00:47:40.800 we gotta do a girl version. 1.00

00:47:41.960 Get that dog to be a girl, and they're doing it. 0.99

00:47:44.200 Change the pronouns of the dog. 0.63

00:47:45.320 They are, I think they're doing it.

00:47:46.720 No way, you did manifest that then.

00:47:48.680 Oh yeah, Air Bud, like Air Bud Returns,

00:47:50.660 I think it's called, and I need to be

00:47:52.940 in the press cycle for that movie.

00:47:54.780 I wanna be on the red carpet interviewing the dog.

00:47:57.200 Like, I'm not, that is, I literally met with my team,

00:48:00.140 I said, and they're like typing up the notes.

00:48:01.640 I love when they're typing up the notes,

00:48:02.980 you can just say anything.

00:48:04.680 I was like, okay, I want to shave,

00:48:06.920 I want Connor's story to shave my head.

00:48:08.440 yes i want to interview the dog on the red carpet and they're all type type typing and i'm like 0.93

00:48:12.840 your jobs are so silly you know it's funny i saw a story recently because this is kind of a long 0.65

00:48:18.780 lead-in but i watched my very first chinese drama oh cool never partaken this year but i did watch 0.96

00:48:24.420 one because i was like i'm writing a fiction book and i was really trying to watch things in other

00:48:28.120 languages and other cultures i want to see how they depict intimacy have you read um she who

00:48:32.840 became the son no i've heard of it though it's really good really lesbian well i wouldn't call

00:48:37.280 lesbian it's just like genderqueer it's awesome love okay noted but I watched my first Chinese

00:48:42.140 drama and then I saw a story about Dylan Sprouse basically saying he loves Chinese dramas he loves

00:48:47.620 Korean dramas so he told his team can you ask the Chinese media if they need a white guy in any of

00:48:53.560 those films and they were like yeah sure and he's I guess they did ask and they did need like an evil

00:48:58.560 white guy so he got to go to China and film like a Chinese drama and it's all in Mandarin and all 0.90

00:49:03.320 that shit and he got to go and be in it that's i was telling my husband the other day i was like 0.98

00:49:07.200 i'm gonna send that same fucking no i would love to be in something like that i would love to be 1.00

00:49:11.040 in it and he was like who do you think they'd cast you as i was like oh my god a monster 0.99

00:49:14.100 they're gonna make me an evil enormous fat monster i already know typecast as monster

00:49:19.800 typecast as yeah i'm not gonna need pronouns because we don't know what's happening in the

00:49:25.020 corner hey that's true that's her thing they're like yeah sure we'd love it we're looking for a

00:49:30.380 big scary evil villain are you are you interested those are kind of the only log lines i'm getting

00:49:34.060 right now but that's okay right i'm just weathering it for now until i have my smashing machine rock 0.97

00:49:39.160 moment where people start taking me seriously right and then that's he was just real lesbian 0.98

00:49:43.600 in that movie he was he was he had great looks in that movie he was wearing like the like spanks

00:49:49.360 spanks is the right word i don't know girls the little like mini shorts yeah yeah and i was like

00:49:54.220 like volleyball spanks exactly yes oh my god that was traumatic for me in school girls got called

00:49:59.560 to the detention for giggling at me really and i didn't care or i told myself i didn't and then

00:50:06.740 we got called my two friends across from this is so sad this is terrible let's move on let's go

00:50:11.940 back to derrick ho yeah no let's actually move on from the volleyball story it's about my friends

00:50:15.460 laughing at me and then me crying oh it's okay it's okay i wasn't okay with my body but not

00:50:19.540 well like i was just a little like you know kid who didn't want to be wearing booty shorts everyone

00:50:25.500 i was so excited to put those blue shorts on and i was like get it might not me i get it yeah it's

00:50:30.780 all right all right next one now you're beefing with derrick huff everyone wins in the end that's

00:50:35.000 true you won in the end yes that's true okay another fun fact okay and here it says in college

00:50:42.700 you were a volunteer radio dj who did this research shout out amanda my other in-house

00:50:49.020 lesbian i was i was a volunteer radio dj and i put time into that volunteer job how did you like

00:50:54.900 that because i'm venturing into djing you are actually yeah as a radio andy or what i love

00:51:00.620 radio andy that's andy cohen's whole thing i honestly know i really want i i just seen i've

00:51:06.640 seen enough straight white guys djing that i feel like i could do it i feel pretty confident oh

00:51:09.740 you're saying dj not dj like oh i would love both i would honestly love both you're like you know i 0.72

00:51:15.200 love you saw trixie do it and you're like i saw i saw her bald ass do it i said i can usually do

00:51:19.740 it yeah this is this is for me i was like i'm gonna take her gigs i loved her most recent what

00:51:23.780 EP or something.

00:51:24.700 Yeah.

00:51:25.000 It's so fun.

00:51:25.540 It is.

00:51:27.220 It's just crazy that I'm such a fan.

00:51:29.080 I'm such a fan of Trixie.

00:51:30.160 I'm like freaking out and like don't care about this conversation.

00:51:31.840 I'm like, let's talk about Trixie more.

00:51:33.840 No.

00:51:35.020 Yeah, I did a movie soundtrack show.

00:51:37.140 Very cool.

00:51:37.540 And I had to illegally download all the songs from YouTube.

00:51:42.260 Gotta do what you gotta do.

00:51:43.180 But my show was from 11 to 1 in the morning. 0.99

00:51:45.200 Damn. 0.98

00:51:45.700 And I had rehearsal usually for like, because I was a film major in the school of theater. 0.99

00:51:50.140 So I would do plays to get credit.

00:51:52.180 And I also just loved.

00:51:53.780 We'll be right back.

00:52:23.780 whatever totally and so i i like rehearsed from i would so i woke up at five for rowing practice i 1.00

00:52:29.580 was on the rowing team club rowing damn bitch you were doing all kinds of stuff i woke up at five 1.00

00:52:33.800 i would go to rowing until seven and then i would go to class and i would work and then i would go 1.00

00:52:38.440 from uh like five to nine to rehearsal and then i had to do something from nine to eleven and then

00:52:44.860 from eleven to one i would do my show you're crazy that's the thing where it's like i'll have a day

00:52:49.000 now where i'm like gotta bet i have one meeting at back in bed and i'm like and i'm like girl you 0.94

00:52:54.180 used to be a psycho but it was so like it was so fun because i knew nobody was listening and that

00:53:00.440 was the best part about it like i would be on there being like this is one of my favorite this

00:53:04.640 is a real classic and it's the like it's the chipmunks singing like like you spin me you know

00:53:10.520 what i mean like it's so awesome you were anna kendrick's character in pitch perfect i literally

00:53:14.700 was like i was like this is a niche one and it's it's literally because i was doing not i was not

00:53:20.220 doing movie soundtracks like you would think i wasn't doing the scores i was doing if the song

00:53:23.460 played in a movie it's on my show it counts oh yeah it counts i'm doing like um summer guys from

00:53:28.980 summertime guys do you know what is that from h2o or something it's like from like aquamarine i think

00:53:35.760 okay i love that movie so many good the best movie soundtrack of all time shrek 2 oh that's

00:53:41.100 a good one that's great one has banger after banger after banger um yeah i could yeah i can't

00:53:45.740 think of any more oh prince diaries too i think that's really funny that you had like a theme

00:53:49.680 you had to you had to have a theme that's so funny my thing was dj you had to do dj name too

00:53:55.600 i forget my dj name oh damn really dj maybe it was jq tax because i my name is jjj

00:54:02.220 so i was jq'd you're all about the marketing i love that too i was thinking about it you're 0.67

00:54:08.020 until the marketing yeah oh yeah honestly my school's lucky i didn't know if they i don't

00:54:12.160 honestly don't know if they had a like a college radio station yeah shout out klsu and it's not

00:54:16.920 illegal by the way yeah my my school's lucky i didn't find out about that because i would

00:54:21.260 love oh my god uninterrupted mic and no one alone by the way there's no producer no one's there

00:54:26.100 it was awesome loved that i would have been saying straight bullshit into that mic yeah there was a

00:54:30.700 new show too and then no music i was like oh i should have done that no prep i'm on my phone

00:54:36.200 just scrolling oh demi and selena collab by the way that's real i know my sister actually showed

00:54:41.520 me before this like she said that's crazy yeah i was like uh i was like telling my mom was like

00:54:46.720 that's the one song they did together in the one movie they were in together yeah that's from ppp

00:54:49.460 yeah that's for this protection program obviously also i heard you say you were a rower have you

00:54:53.900 watched that show crew girl yeah me too did you have you ever rode or do you know no i've never

00:55:01.340 rode please it's a tall girl thing rowing it's all about the legs is it really yeah what's your

00:55:05.360 race you're like are you bought are you more bodice or are you more legs do you think i honestly

00:55:09.280 don't know i feel like it's honestly i have the longest torso ever but my legs are pretty long

00:55:13.640 too i feel like i'm 50 50 you're just long yeah you'll be good it's literally your seat moves so

00:55:18.540 you're just doing squats over and over again um so for me i have tiny arms but i was pretty good

00:55:22.980 it's pretty fast interesting come on i was not fast on a call i was fast for a club team i was

00:55:27.840 not fast on like a d1 level at all they're they're insane like i would get off of the machine and i

00:55:33.060 would be like i need to go to the bathroom and i would have made not i would have had a time that 1.00

00:55:36.860 wouldn't even like you know but that show is so nuts because one she's a high schooler who's

00:55:43.220 famous for rowing by herself not a thing okay you don't you don't do you don't really do singles

00:55:48.940 rowing in an elite way in high school it's like you would know how to row with a group of people

00:55:53.340 right her form was insane and then she she gets to the school and she's known as a scholar which

00:56:00.000 means she's by herself yeah and they're like well there's no other girls huh yeah they're like you

00:56:05.820 should be the coxie right coxie is that the name so i say that right i wrote down when i was writing

00:56:10.520 it i did never made a review because i got too pissed and that's never happened to me but in my

00:56:15.160 notes you're rage beating yourself with your notes in my notes i wrote down i wonder if i have it in 0.66

00:56:19.720 my purse yeah can i check yeah of course big brother back on our bullshit and i'm like so type 0.85

00:56:26.620 be i don't sort it oh this is traders now love i was like you have you're writing notes about 0.56

00:56:32.160 everything oh yeah i think i might not have crew girl in here that is actually crazy to think about

00:56:38.060 you getting so angry writing down notes you're like i can't do this no it's it's off i was like

00:56:41.880 i'm calling it off um i remember writing down no one says coxie

00:56:46.600 no one says coxie what do you say coxson or cox okay cox is a huge thing but coxie yeah they

00:56:56.940 say a million times in that oh i know okay it's not in here i was like i ripped it out yeah

00:57:01.800 in just pure rage no it's it was also like as soon as the fbi was in the first five minutes

00:57:08.020 i was in yeah me too let me just say that i also loved it let me be very clear that it was awesome

00:57:13.660 but you can't oh my god they're rowing it was so bad and it was pretty crazy when they were like 0.90

00:57:18.640 a girl coxswain very normal thing i was gonna say extremely normal for girls to because it's

00:57:23.680 about being light a coxswain thing is small so it's very normal for girls to be the cox for 0.79

00:57:27.460 all for an all-men's boat it's insane to be like doing a uh like racing and for the other team to

00:57:33.080 be like we're not gonna lose to a girl about the coxswain just not a thing anyone ever says

00:57:37.660 ever and also creating misogyny for this world yeah they're racing they're racing and they're

00:57:42.700 talking to each other they're like come on you don't talk in the boat can you while you're like

00:57:48.300 yeah you know what i mean i'd be trying to stay alive the whole point of the coxswain is they're

00:57:52.580 the only one that's talking with their microphone right there's a whole lot of chatting in this 0.58

00:57:56.680 fucking boat my mom wrote in college at uva before it was d1 and that much she found a letter from 0.93

00:58:01.600 my grandma like writing in to try and make it d1 like she was like yeah like my grandma was like 0.98

00:58:06.420 my daughter works really hard this should be a d1 sport and now it is which is pretty cool 0.98

00:58:09.240 um that shit's in your bloodline though y'all know for real my mom's badass like fighting for 0.98

00:58:14.180 women in sports that's in your bloodline totally i love that uh my my mom i think is probably much 0.99

00:58:19.440 more athletic than my dad um period and and that's how it should be um and she her coxswain 1.00

00:58:25.780 only had one leg damn and he would get in the boat take off his prosthetic leg and then they

00:58:30.300 would they would go and that was before they now they make the and this is rowing has a lot of 0.93

00:58:34.760 culture issues with weighing oh now they make the because they used to just lightweight and that's

00:58:39.580 the whole thing and it's terrible but they make the coxswains weigh in and then they put sandbags

00:58:43.640 to make it even oh that's cool yeah i guess that's kind of nice yeah but at that time they

00:58:47.520 didn't and so when he put his leg up yeah win win free speed we're flying down that river

00:58:54.540 i love that you watched it because nobody wanted to finish it with me i like everyone to watch it

00:59:00.080 with me i didn't there's two episodes left for me me too oh my god you you dipped out at eight

00:59:05.060 me too yeah but listen i'm i'm very clear on who i ship her with it's not the guy the the

00:59:10.980 high school handyman or whatever his thing is the broke one yeah please get out of here brokey

00:59:16.300 yeah it's not brokey i said the same because it's just kind of like there was no chemistry

00:59:21.980 i said the same thing that's so funny or something well of course yeah of course i grew up i watched

00:59:26.800 gosh girl i watch one true hill i watch all the things and i know chemistry that's it

00:59:30.660 like i know it's actually so funny too because people get so mad at me because i'm i always

00:59:35.960 refer to myself as like a chris fleming what he said which is like a culture scavenger when

00:59:40.260 everyone's done with it that's when i'm like this is amazing i'm gonna watch this so i'm so late to 0.96

00:59:45.020 so many things okay for some reason i'm first in line for shit like crew girl i don't know what 0.99

00:59:49.520 that's how i feel too listen sometimes i like to watch shit that's just straight bullshit sometimes 0.98

00:59:54.180 you you gotta do it it's yeah it's i get excited about it me too you know why did you ever watch 0.99

00:59:58.980 the show finding her edge on netflix yes i haven't found one bitch who's watched that show that show 0.93

01:00:07.720 okay that show is like i was watching it and i was like man you know i know i know a little bit 0.97

01:00:13.780 about figure skating not enough but certainly this is all wrong that's how i felt too certainly

01:00:19.300 like the plot was crazy insane people were dead i literally was so i was so enthralled by just

01:00:27.580 the pageantry and that's where i get so upset i feel this way about crew girl i feel this way

01:00:31.680 finding her edge thank you so much for bringing it up these shows about women in sports right

01:00:37.140 where they're straight is crazy i'm sorry we're okay so this is fiction for real oh we're fantasy

01:00:42.940 world yeah exactly okay there's dragons here now yeah well that's how i feel too about the two men

01:00:47.680 that were were like she was in a love triangle with in finding her edge in figure skating yeah 0.95

01:00:53.660 where they do that at yeah those straighties and honestly the men should have been with each other

01:00:57.640 should have been a challengers thing that's what i'm saying now we're talking and also like there's 1.00

01:01:00.840 something so interesting about i i want amber glenn to star in a heat of rivalry-esque figure

01:01:09.020 skating thing yes and that would be crazy so i'm gonna write it for her okay that's so period yeah

01:01:14.920 I support you in that.

01:01:15.880 Well, manifest in this chair.

01:01:17.060 Perfect.

01:01:17.500 I love that.

01:01:18.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:18.380 I'm glad that you watched that terrible show, too.

01:01:20.140 Yeah, oh, my God.

01:01:20.640 I'm trying to think of anything else I've seen that's insane.

01:01:22.780 Because I really have seen it all.

01:01:24.360 Did you ever watch The Summer Agent Pretty?

01:01:25.860 Did you ever watch that one?

01:01:26.580 Yeah, of course.

01:01:27.040 Yeah, we watched that one, too.

01:01:28.460 That's a more popular one. 1.00

01:01:29.660 Those girls tried to kill me, bitch. 1.00

01:01:31.180 Did you watch Exo Kitty? 1.00

01:01:33.080 My sister loves Exo Kitty. 1.00

01:01:34.880 Exo Kitty slaps. 1.00

01:01:36.360 I have had Anna Cathcart on the show, and she was a gem. 0.99

01:01:39.520 She was on a PBS Kids show.

01:01:41.000 Yeah, she's been on everything.

01:01:42.480 On Squad.

01:01:42.640 she is the most like versatile like child lovely and sweet she was the sweetest angel there was 1.00

01:01:50.140 gonna be a lesbian moment in that show and then they became cowards i know that's what she said 0.99

01:01:53.980 yep yeah this is nodding that's it's correct i know i i always call her exo kitty like even to 0.95

01:02:00.260 her face i'm like oh my god my best friend exo kitty i love you exo kitty i love you and that

01:02:04.720 is that is her name that is her name absolutely no literally dason told me she's like i'll stay

01:02:10.200 of Soleil just giggling in my bed

01:02:12.180 watching XO Kidding.

01:02:13.780 That's how I feel also about High School Musical, the musical series.

01:02:16.740 That's, she loved that show too.

01:02:18.780 When they made 1.00

01:02:19.860 Lesbian media, it's all the same. 0.98

01:02:21.680 When they made Ashlyn a girl kisser, 0.99

01:02:23.540 I was reading fanfiction.

01:02:25.340 I'm not kidding.

01:02:27.060 I'll read fanfiction about anything.

01:02:30.400 Ask me.

01:02:31.800 You said I'm a cheap date about fanfiction.

01:02:33.120 I don't do RPF anymore.

01:02:36.600 Because I like my prefrontal corp, 0.99

01:02:38.280 whatever the fuck it is. 0.97

01:02:39.380 so it's evil and it's not good i don't do that but i i'll read it about i mean wow i love fan 0.98

01:02:45.120 fiction i i just did a talk at osu i like did one with caleb oh awesome like earlier this week and i

01:02:51.140 i remember they were like what's like a guilty pleasure that you guys love to partake in and

01:02:55.780 caleb is so real because he was like no pleasure i partake in do i feel guilty about yeah so that's

01:03:00.480 how i feel about this but i was like oh fan fiction i read it all the time what's your favorite

01:03:03.700 pairing in fan fiction yeah or what do you want now right now i'm watching i'm reading zuko and

01:03:08.780 okay i'm on a zutara tip right now okay however i have started looking into the jjk universe to

01:03:14.600 see if i could find one yeah that you like yeah that i like i i'm sampling i find that if there's

01:03:19.260 an author i like i'm almost down to read anything but that's honestly really i think that it's

01:03:23.580 almost the last like socialist like it's the last frontier of like of like the written words

01:03:30.100 pull yourself up by your bootstraps and like if you really can do it honestly because like if you

01:03:35.060 a really good like you'll become the next you know it's true it's really true though because

01:03:40.340 they're so talented they write on there is unbelievable it moves me to tears it's i mean

01:03:44.800 i've read stuff i've and it's just like this is based on glee you know i'm reading it i'm like

01:03:50.640 it's all relative at that point yeah because it's a beautiful story regardless i found out one that

01:03:54.000 was about my favorite couple from the pit and also the guys from heated rivalry they got hurt

01:03:57.640 they came to the pit i was like oh my god they did it for me that's so sweet life of hannah

01:04:02.340 montana yeah i i recently found out that fictional characters on dancing with the stars falling in

01:04:06.760 with their partner it's a whole thing what so i'm reading us uh britanna glee britney and

01:04:11.740 santana britney's the i love and santana's a pop star and she comes on and then they fall in love

01:04:18.840 i was like a guy i was like this is everything i've ever wanted and it's they were they were

01:04:24.080 a kick-ass like lesbian couple to see on tv like they their story arc is beautiful and that's why

01:04:29.600 i'm really nervous about glee coming back me too because i loved glee i loved that show and it was 0.80

01:04:34.500 so as fucking cuckoo insane it was the plot lines like some of them it was honestly so progressive

01:04:40.740 and like front front facing in so many ways like they did so many things that no one on tv was 0.87

01:04:45.720 doing 100 and that's why britney and centena mean so much to me and obviously i want centena to

01:04:51.600 still be alive in the show so badly like that needs to happen just because of of i think that's

01:04:57.320 the best way to handle it um but not to pivot terribly from that um i need to be in the room

01:05:01.940 to keep ryan murphy in check yeah please please i'm really trying i'm that's i mean another

01:05:06.920 manifestation i'm really angling for a part on the glee boot oh my god am i angling for it or

01:05:12.440 is is ryan kind of pestering and everybody who knows me and just he's obsessed with me you know

01:05:17.040 i can feel it in the air i can tell i can just feel it okay ryan enough exactly i got your

01:05:21.960 messages okay i literally said telepathically no exactly i'm gonna root for that for you i think

01:05:26.520 if anyone's gonna keep it in check it'll be you because i'm like can't jane lynch just like

01:05:30.640 you know like have like a child she didn't know about and it's me i think that works perfectly

01:05:37.420 there is a part um do you remember the episode where yes she has her opening debut on on broadway

01:05:44.060 rachel berry and remember like sue shows up anyways and she's sitting next to the reviewer

01:05:49.400 which she doesn't know at the time none of them do but you know like it starts and then she goes

01:05:53.440 oh my god i just can't excuse me and she stands up and leaves in the opening number

01:05:58.380 i literally quote that all the anytime i'm somewhere i don't want to be i'm like oh my

01:06:03.100 god i just can't excuse me it is it is the best thing that's ever happened is most things that

01:06:10.840 have happened on glee she's one of the funniest characters ever written for television no one

01:06:15.200 could do it but her so good and you and that's right yeah you gotta have caught yourself real

01:06:19.900 quick there yeah well i'm saying you should be her junior like she should be training you to be

01:06:23.920 the new i call her up i'm like yeah you need like your that's your sunset yeah exactly she has just

01:06:30.600 she only needs one day on set she's in a booth she's just take up the phone oh my gosh jackie

01:06:35.700 i'm getting excited for you thank you i think that's gonna happen for you okay next fun fact

01:06:39.960 i have um well you did kind of say this already too you were a summer camp counselor at a sleep

01:06:44.060 way camp in pennsylvania wow when did i say pennsylvania i'm actually crazy i'm doxing

01:06:50.620 myself left and right i gotta delete some stuff i gotta keep it in um i was and can i tell you

01:06:57.380 a story about that i got appendicitis while you were at sleep after i and it was some it was 0.72

01:07:03.280 probably some like tribe wars shit like they were calling it that which is crazy right um 0.92

01:07:08.760 different times different times yeah two years ago no but it was relatively recent and it's crazy 0.95

01:07:13.400 but the summer camp still do like appropriations wise um but i was like leading that as a counselor

01:07:19.300 and it was really stressful oh i bet and as soon as it was over uh i started getting really bad

01:07:25.840 stomach pains and i couldn't poop and i went to the nurse that's like i can't poop and she gave

01:07:29.920 me like the stuff that makes you go yeah and it wasn't working wasn't she made so much of that

01:07:33.960 and eventually i you sleep with the kids that you're watching in your bunk and i was on top

01:07:39.600 bunk and i threw up over the side of the bunk oh no so i go down and i'm clean i have a flashlight

01:07:45.300 it's dark and i get the i'm cleaning up and this little girl's i slept you know little girls on the

01:07:50.380 bottom yeah she wakes up what's going on and i'm like don't worry yeah exactly and it just like

01:07:57.080 smells terrible i'm like gagging at my own and so then i went to the emergency room got my appendix

01:08:01.640 out oh my god yeah and then i went back to work of course she did no of course yeah

01:08:06.340 of course she did knowing everything i know about you now that does not surprise me in the slightest

01:08:11.640 okay next one says that your nervous your first series that ever went viral was doing an impression

01:08:18.440 of betty cooper from riverdale if she went to the high school in euphoria

01:08:21.820 i love a niche joke yeah you want to hear some yeah of course i do so the thing about

01:08:29.160 lily reinhardt as betty cooper and by the way i don't know if you also watched a love hypothesis

01:08:33.600 I did watch The Love Hypothesis.

01:08:34.920 Yeah.

01:08:35.440 And your thoughts?

01:08:36.440 Loved.

01:08:36.940 I loved it too.

01:08:37.800 Okay.

01:08:37.980 I hated his voice.

01:08:38.940 Talk about a fan fiction.

01:08:40.420 Okay, that was a fan fiction.

01:08:41.380 You're familiar?

01:08:42.200 Yeah.

01:08:42.560 Oh, I did not know it was a fan fiction, but I did know that she read the book and then

01:08:45.820 wanted to get it made and cast herself.

01:08:47.420 Are you ready?

01:08:47.540 Like, hold your...

01:08:48.320 Get ready for this.

01:08:49.400 It's a Kylo Ren Rey fanfic.

01:08:51.380 The man playing Kylo Ren is Daisy Ridley's real-life husband. 0.99

01:08:55.820 What the fuck? 0.99

01:08:56.800 So it was written about Daisy Ridley and Kylo Ren, and then they asked Daisy Ridley's husband 0.99

01:09:01.380 to play the Kylo Ren guy.

01:09:02.240 and if you know it's a star wars fanfic while you're watching it you're like that's why wait 0.99

01:09:05.560 so the guy in the movie is her husband yes shut the fuck isn't that the craziest thing that's 0.97

01:09:09.940 ever happened that's crazy i literally could not i was like i i did do a review of this i was like 0.98

01:09:14.520 i had to do all the promo myself y'all should be running with this people are afraid of fanfic

01:09:19.760 that's that's crazy it's important to know because there's a part where the literally

01:09:24.220 like the imperial march plays when he's like about to go like get confront that guy it's like

01:09:28.080 like he's like no fucking yeah so that's why that's why the interactions are so weird because 0.82

01:09:34.720 in theory he's like you know evil for real i hated his voice he has an accent i'm pretty 0.97

01:09:40.940 right because he's married yeah he's british well i don't know if he's british i don't know

01:09:44.320 i think he is in real life like actually he's a rich face yeah but like it it felt so and this

01:09:49.600 is how i felt about robert pattinson's voice in mickey 17 which i haven't seen that one i do love 0.76

01:09:54.940 that man though i love that you don't watch serious films but you watch bullshit me too

01:09:58.880 and let's be serious films my favorite movie is paddington 2 that's very serious 0.86

01:10:03.100 hello i was a film major walking into a room with a bunch of pretentious film majors in school and

01:10:08.480 being like paddington 2 is the best movie ever made it's awesome because they're all like the

01:10:12.400 godfather you know it's so fun wall street yeah not enough paddington i would say uh uh good time

01:10:19.460 is robert pattinson yes that's yeah i do love that one i i i've only seen i think half of that

01:10:25.520 movie i did not it's a stressful one it's one of those well yeah those those movies stress me out

01:10:29.640 that's why i feel overwhelmed okay so robertson mickey 17 well his voice in that movie is how i

01:10:34.280 felt about the guy in the love hypothesis it feels like a character choice which clearly it is and

01:10:38.100 it's an awful one yeah um also i really hated when he went down on her and he said um he was

01:10:44.460 like saying affirmations i'm assuming down her body but then when he right before he he goes to

01:10:49.040 to go eat it for real he says um you are what does he say uncomfortable delicious but edible edible

01:10:56.020 he says you are edible olive because her name is olive that took me out of it plus the

01:11:01.420 but like yes also that voice so that combined with your edible olive hey and two stars off

01:11:09.100 letterbox yeah that's how mad it made me oh yeah other than that i had a good time i 0.84

01:11:12.860 listen I had a great time people were like the sex scene wasn't sexy enough I was like honestly

01:11:18.440 I feel like they went there they just went there in a weird way that's what I said I was like they

01:11:21.960 honestly went more there than I've ever seen ever done that that was like a big deal for her she'd

01:11:26.060 never done well and I thought she was fantastic so this is my take yeah Lily Reinhart is perfect

01:11:30.720 I think so I think she should be in everything ever I just think she's so wonderful I think

01:11:34.420 she's so beautiful like I'm obsessed with her she's so she was wonderful in it and I love her

01:11:40.180 and her and her boy who made fun of her ex and then they're together forever it's like what an

01:11:45.280 awesome love story anyway so um when she when she when lily talks sometimes as betty she'll be like

01:11:50.620 she'll be like you have to say um um mom they're sending me to prison jug jug the jingle jingles

01:11:57.920 sending me to prison and that was it and then i would be like doing euphoria so i'd watch the

01:12:03.140 episode it was like it was similar to how i do the reviews like i would be in school and i'd be

01:12:06.760 like guys I have to go home I got to watch the episode and do my Betty version I gotta go study

01:12:11.560 up yeah so I got I got I'm busy and I had a shirt that I wore every time I did it it was like my

01:12:16.340 costume like I was really serious about it yeah I never watched Riverdale that that one missed me

01:12:20.500 oh if you like some bullshit yeah obviously my sister watched Riverdale and she told me 0.69

01:12:25.500 yeah it was good until what season days would you say 0.99

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01:13:29.240 i thought you were gonna say six

01:13:34.120 season three is when i got choni cheryl and tony it got lesbian and i read fan fiction about that

01:13:42.660 one too there's not a single show that's i've not read about fan fiction about oh yeah oh my

01:13:49.580 nine fan fiction when i we my sister and i have a patreon that we do and like we decided to do

01:13:54.820 book club for a little bit and i know i gotta make more real books well well see that's the

01:13:59.800 thing is i text in the our group chat with our patreon guy i was like um so how do we feel i

01:14:05.160 sent an invisible text i'm like can i read fanfic does that count and then he was like i mean it's

01:14:10.160 your book club so yeah and i was like okay period and i was like i will be reading a zutara fanfic

01:14:14.880 on ao3 and then he texted me and said what is ao3 and i was like i felt like i felt like the

01:14:20.820 you don't need one you know what i mean that's how i felt when he asked me can i ask you what

01:14:24.880 you sort do you sort by anything in particular no not really i do know a lot of people use

01:14:29.340 different tags and stuff to sort i i just type in what i'm looking for so if i type in like

01:14:34.060 you're going from tara okay you're in most recent you're not because if you're like okay can i just

01:14:38.240 say i'm so sorry this is like the fan fiction podcast but no one wants to talk about this i

01:14:43.080 would love to talk about it with you okay you're just okay for a fic like that like for me it's

01:14:48.140 swan queen which is emma swan and the evil queen from once upon a time okay got it and it is the

01:14:54.480 most riveting ship of all time gotcha and that's a ship that's been around for so long that when

01:14:58.620 i'm looking for a fanfic i'm going to tumblr sites that have the list of the best yes you're going

01:15:03.520 you're sorting by i'm sorting by kudos oh by kudos because you then or you can sort by length

01:15:09.080 because honestly sometimes the longest ones are the ones that they just kept going because it was

01:15:12.160 everyone loved it that's true and you can look at the hits on it too like how many yeah and also

01:15:17.020 bookmarks people saving it yeah you gotta go to zutara and go by because you're probably missing

01:15:21.180 out some classics you're honestly so fucking too yeah there's classes i appreciate that it's funny 0.84

01:15:26.140 you said that too i did not know about the love hypothesis but i did know like the same thing 0.90

01:15:30.020 happened with 50 shades of gray that was like a twilight fan fiction that they turned into

01:15:34.480 that's what i'm saying it's the last frontier of anything can happen and you can be anyone

01:15:39.020 yeah like that because it could be that netflix series that they put about the harry styles fan

01:15:42.660 fanfic after after i read it disgusting i watched the movies i watched well the first two i only

01:15:49.180 read it because my best friend told me it was great yeah well i only watched it because everyone

01:15:52.940 said it was harry styles fanfic i said okay word and i watched it and it was awful this was my

01:15:56.400 issue with um what's and i read this real book and i was very proud of myself um fantasy novel

01:16:02.040 dragon rider they just cast the guy okay yes i read fourth wing okay how'd you feel about that

01:16:07.360 i really liked the book yeah um i i fell off halfway through the second one for me

01:16:12.700 the the straight sex i can only take so much and i'm oh my god sorry i was so 0.99

01:16:19.120 i felt so passionate about that i knocked this shit off damn yeah straight sex is too much for 1.00

01:16:25.280 me on fourth wing and that's okay this is the many things they describe the dick as is just 1.00

01:16:29.200 really upsetting yeah they do have to use and i think i've heard from the mar sisters podcast 0.83

01:16:33.280 that's annoying for straight girls too yeah the different synonyms they have to swap in and out

01:16:38.640 for only his right only only the only the like the man's appendage i skip it i really do skip it 0.93

01:16:45.760 skip skip skip skip there's not one lesbo in that and that's fair so it's that's fair the world is 0.97

01:16:53.760 awesome though the world that she built is awesome incredible yeah the world is really cool yeah but 1.00

01:16:57.840 But I keep names of all those dragons straight, though.

01:17:00.300 Yeah, I'm just not a big fan of miscommunication tropes.

01:17:03.880 I don't really love those.

01:17:05.160 Same.

01:17:05.260 I think it's especially after it's, like, already been established that we understand there's a misunderstanding and then she can't get over it.

01:17:11.220 That's always annoying.

01:17:11.920 And it's like, sorry, I thought you guys could read each other's minds.

01:17:14.680 And it's miscommunication.

01:17:15.640 You guys can literally talk in your minds and you can't figure it out.

01:17:18.200 Right.

01:17:18.520 Okay.

01:17:19.120 Yeah.

01:17:19.520 Wrap it up.

01:17:21.960 Okay.

01:17:22.440 So other fun facts or last fun fact.

01:17:24.940 Okay, good.

01:17:25.860 Oh, well, actually, yeah.

01:17:27.340 honestly i did cover it it says to ask you about your long-standing beef with derrick huff oh

01:17:31.980 perfect by finally meeting this week yeah and and how was the live experience on dancing with

01:17:36.960 the stars i'm curious oh it was so like i said it was really magical for me

01:17:40.940 it was like going to like your that's the fun one though like the halloween one right

01:17:46.240 it was spooky i'm not into spooky so and i had to rewatch i got i got back to the hotel and i

01:17:52.280 like watched all the dances because i couldn't really see i was watching bruno reenact the

01:17:56.020 dances you know he likes to stand up and do the moves like while they're doing i'm like this is

01:18:00.460 hey it's their turn sit down no for real but i realize he's standing because it's hard to see

01:18:05.540 like he's looking at their feet but shirley ballast was there and she's known for being like

01:18:09.300 the mean queen or whatever and she like gave out some crazy low scores and everybody was gagged

01:18:14.280 damn so that was fun to witness and it was she's so camp like she like came down she was like like 0.94

01:18:18.900 like paraded down with two like um death eaters no cut that i will not mention harry potter 1.00

01:18:25.980 um she was carried down by two evil grim reapers grim reapers yeah and she had these high heels on

01:18:33.060 i was looking at them all night is she like the simon cowell of the show like she's never she was

01:18:37.420 a guest judge she's the simon cowell of strictly come dancing which is the british version of the

01:18:41.840 show oh she was the guest judge just for the halloween episode to be spooky and mean and she

01:18:45.740 nailed it it was awesome and i was i love that energy everyone's like jackie we're mad at her

01:18:50.300 i'm like i'm not mad it's so funny it's awesome you had a good time it's such a good that's what

01:18:55.300 matters yeah um and that is the end of our fun facts how were they were they fun really fun oh

01:19:00.220 yeah i'm so glad amanda gets to keep her job congratulations amanda yeah so i yeah you should

01:19:08.200 look into that that's because of the summer pennsylvania that's you really were the busiest

01:19:16.220 person alive ukulele teacher on linkedin what the hell that's embarrassing okay for the job

01:19:25.280 i was applying for it worked hello it worked and you were the busiest person alive that's i was

01:19:30.120 like you you had so many jobs i love that though i know and i was making no money and well honestly

01:19:35.280 i think that's a beautiful thing i think that's essential especially if you end up doing this

01:19:39.040 yeah to know how to have a job yeah like you had you've actually had i've been in a slack

01:19:43.800 for real slack we both i know i make jokes about slack and sometimes people are like oh my god i

01:19:49.120 can't believe you know what slack is well i'm not 19 and also i did have real jobs i'm not like

01:19:53.380 carrie styles i never charged my i haven't charged my computer in years yeah i saw that too i'm like

01:19:59.200 whoa what's that like yeah really amazing no actually i do use an ipad most of the time and

01:20:04.540 it's infuriating most people so my sister loves her ipad too maybe that is also a lesbian thing

01:20:09.100 yeah page beckers loves her ipad it's a huge thing confirmed no it's yeah okay we finally know

01:20:15.380 she's gay because of the ipad because of the ipad not the girlfriend the ipad yeah yeah i agree with

01:20:21.840 you on that though when you say you're like there are a lot of other things about me that are a lot 0.73

01:20:24.960 gayer than me kissing my girlfriend correct that's that's fair i think that's fine i think

01:20:28.920 you're changing the game for everyone by like spreading that gospel my dog with a really bad 0.98

01:20:33.040 heart one of them super gay about me is it a tiny dog little tiny dog and she can't go to normal

01:20:39.200 groomer because they're worried she's gonna die on the table oh she a liability due to her heart 0.60

01:20:43.240 issues and nerves and you know what i'm i'm fulfilling the other end of that spectrum 0.99

01:20:47.140 in being straight as fuck because i have two frenchies and that is a straight person dog 0.98

01:20:51.640 it is but they have some medical they have the big oh my god are you kidding i've yeah i've 0.99

01:20:57.200 gotten both of them i always call it their rhinoplasty both of them i got them rhinoplasty

01:21:00.800 like awesome so they could live longer and i did their soft palate and like their nose job 0.98

01:21:05.420 where they open their nose holes i'm about to have to take my dog to get her heart checked to 1.00

01:21:08.700 see if she could get the anesthesia to go down and then get her three teeth cleaned

01:21:11.900 it's gonna cost me like ten thousand dollars oh my god that's terrible that's why i said like

01:21:17.300 we're we're holding up different um exactly and prejudice in the pet world yeah you need both and

01:21:22.620 i i always joke that frenchies are awesome if you have a lot of time and a lot of money

01:21:25.820 if you don't have either of those things do not get them yeah it's bad idea bad idea and one of

01:21:31.480 mine's completely deaf so that's a whole nother thing and i got him a rhinoplasty and he still

01:21:35.940 breathes loud as fuck so i don't i don't know i think that's related to the deaf thing yeah that's 0.92

01:21:40.180 my theory he's unaware yeah he's like everyone's looking at me weird i don't know why 0.99

01:21:43.540 i'm being super normal over here okay so just to kind of wrap us i first of all you've been a hoot

01:21:53.380 i've loved getting to know a little bit more about you and your background but i think you're

01:21:58.920 incredible for many reasons i think it's amazing that you built a platform essentially focusing

01:22:04.560 on women obviously i'm a huge fan of that but women's sports but also you're not new to this

01:22:08.900 you're true to this like in forever you've loved women's sports but also i love that you

01:22:13.340 commentate on all the really fun things that women love like reality tv like dancing with

01:22:19.440 the stars like survivor all that kind of stuff like you're and it's not silly and i think that's

01:22:24.440 i think there's a lot of things that have predominantly women audiences that are written

01:22:27.660 off as silly or frivolous and it's literally just because it's women who love it i agree and i think

01:22:32.920 it's really important that we change the narrative that well and that's what i love about you i love

01:22:36.040 that you obviously seriously yeah the the biggest thing was like women in sports which is important

01:22:40.760 like that needs to be talked about just generally things that women gravitate towards and talking

01:22:45.720 about it because you love it too is important i think it's really fun and i also agree that

01:22:50.060 uh especially because of patriarchy misogyny and everything they belittle and make women's

01:22:54.620 interests like silly and frivolous when they're first of all they drive culture like make the

01:22:59.660 most money for you hello and then on top of that like they're fun everything that men collectively 0.87

01:23:05.500 love is scary and awful like and or just bad yeah they're like poly market betting on war

01:23:11.220 yeah okay so sorry i like real housewives like but i i think you're incredible and i think it's

01:23:19.440 really awesome that you're really like paving a new path for women in that way so i'm curious if

01:23:25.160 you have any advice for anyone who wants to get into the game too of like doing the same kind of

01:23:29.940 commentary that you do whether it's sports or something more like culturally like entertainment

01:23:34.840 yeah um and if you have any advice for anyone yeah i think that when i started doing women's

01:23:39.700 sports commentary it wasn't a hundred percent a job that someone could sustain just talking about

01:23:44.920 women's sports and that was okay because i had the privilege of having another job at the time

01:23:49.140 so i was able to be like this is what i'm doing and it was just because i loved it and just because

01:23:53.040 i was completely myself that i was able to now make it into a job and it really and i i refuse

01:23:57.600 to do anything with men you know like i don't do brand deals around men's sports i don't do anything

01:24:02.500 because i just don't want to promote that what they need help from who like i don't i didn't

01:24:06.880 they're good no don't worry and so i think that it might feel maybe a little bit like you're you're

01:24:12.600 starting from the back foot by by sticking to your guns but actually in the end it will pay out

01:24:18.060 tenfold always and so that's like a huge thing i i think about and super believe and also i'm a big

01:24:25.480 you know mr rogers you know it's like so important to me and he was all about you know how everybody's

01:24:31.160 really fancy like every every every person individually is very fancy because we're all

01:24:34.860 so different and i love to think about that and and i like to use that my difference in this and

01:24:40.280 my fanciness to make me that's sweet isn't it i love so i think about that like what what is

01:24:45.560 something that only i would think or only i would do and i do that so what's you know whatever that

01:24:49.720 is for you i think that's what to do period i love you i think you're amazing thank you what can i

01:24:54.780 shut out my podcast yes of course you can i was just about to oh wait no do it for real do it

01:24:59.140 of course you can well i do want to say too i i truly admire you not burying the hatchet with 0.95

01:25:04.920 derrick hoff i love that about you no no you're so fucking me between finding her edge crew girl 0.86

01:25:10.200 yeah yeah twin yeah twin twin because guess what we both know that the rival that's how you make 0.97

01:25:14.920 the money and i'm like low-key serious about it and also kind of not but also i am we bury the

01:25:20.580 hatchet then what i gotta make videos every day exactly well thank you so much for coming on the

01:25:27.640 show i fucking adore you i think you're incredible thank you and for maybe the few straight people 0.50

01:25:33.040 that don't know you they're good well where can everybody find you yeah you can find me online 0.94

01:25:39.700 look up coach jackie i'm not a real coach but it'll come up or at j cubed hacks my dj name

01:25:45.380 um and i have a podcast it's out it's produced by the obamas yes which is so cool very exciting

01:25:52.480 it's called is she game it's all about women's sports pop culture and gay stuff so love yeah

01:25:57.160 comes out every friday amazing incredible and amazing they could not have picked a better coach

01:26:02.120 oh thank you they had to pick you thank you you're a coach of fan fiction honestly you were coaching

01:26:05.640 me a ton so i learned a lot from you i'm beginning to be known for things i don't want to be honestly

01:26:10.760 you and me both well actually i will say the shame is gone now heat of rivalry like straight

01:26:15.320 girls found it and now it's shame free and i'm like okay so i've been hiding this for years

01:26:19.800 and now all of a sudden we're talking about fan fiction all the time all right okay yeah now it's

01:26:24.280 it's a straight girl thing well i just recently got a shout out in in a fan fiction that i was

01:26:28.220 writing did you have you looked up yourself i'm sure there's so many oh no i i'm too afraid to

01:26:33.160 do that but i i mean like literally i was reading a zutara fan fiction i was like my favorite one

01:26:37.620 was updated and i was reading it and then in the notes on the very in the notes yeah on the very

01:26:41.660 bottom she starts writing about like this is the first it's like sorry i just got out of the

01:26:45.680 hospital i couldn't update it sorry about that yeah it's true i got in a car wreck and it was

01:26:52.460 awful and that is how you know it's gonna be a burner i literally it had been over a month and

01:26:57.740 i was like oh my god she updated the chapter i'm so excited yeah she's alive first yeah i went to

01:27:01.140 go read it then at the bottom she's this is where she starts introducing and i keep saying she 0.96

01:27:05.660 because i a woman like a man could never be this funny no yeah but she starts introducing gay smut 0.56

01:27:10.720 like between two men this has not happened once i can't stress that enough it hasn't happened

01:27:14.640 with original characters no yeah they're original for her like they're so far off canon they start

01:27:20.520 going at it in a way that is so graphic i'm like whoa like i'm literally like oh underneath that 0.99

01:27:25.700 gay shit right underneath that gay shit notes giraffe wallow is that you the way i read it i 1.00

01:27:31.680 said i'm not even kidding that you should have seen like i i literally yeah she wrote gay male 1.00

01:27:39.820 smut mlm smut yeah with me in mind someone was like someone commented on it what is it with you 0.99

01:27:46.000 straight girls and that shit i don't don't ask me i'm just saying it's crazy i don't know i've 0.99

01:27:52.520 never i never in my life right have i been so exposed so vulnerable my hole was just a picture 0.99

01:27:59.960 my hole on ao3 that's how it felt just whole pick bitch me by myself i was like now you made me look 0.95

01:28:05.860 like the biggest gooner you made me look like the biggest pervert like i was like i don't even know 0.97

01:28:09.900 those guys i just met them that's true i think if i was oh i feel crazy i just met them oh my god

01:28:15.760 wait can i just i'm so sorry no please please please season five of bridgerton okay that is

01:28:22.200 i've read i've read a fan fiction oh my god this is the lesbian one that's frankela yes

01:28:28.080 francesca and michaela yes i read a frankela fic and i wish i knew the name because i wish i could

01:28:32.400 give shout out to the author but it's the most popular one so you know who are yeah and i was

01:28:36.720 like it's a basically it was a it was a creation of what they thought this season could be okay

01:28:40.420 and it's based on the book so they have the book to go off of but they made it they perfectly made

01:28:44.240 it gay because the book this is the book about like oh i don't do you know about it i kind of do

01:28:50.200 i only know a little bit i don't know a ton but the book is is about like like he the guy is like 0.75

01:28:56.440 basically corrupting this like beautiful lady like she's like oh perfect and nice and he's like i'm a

01:29:01.520 little dirty okay and so that but girls think about it for a second she's being like i like this i

01:29:07.900 don't know why i like this and she's like i know why you like this kind of thing you know what i

01:29:10.900 because you like girls and the fan fiction was written perfectly and i'm now almost a little

01:29:16.540 bit like there's no way this season will live up really but at least you have the fanfic to go back

01:29:21.400 to and i'm i will be rereading it no i'm excited i'm really excited to see how that does no new 0.58

01:29:27.160 reason to not kill yourself you have to just drop just drop you have hashtag never kill yourself 0.95

01:29:31.380 the body that's coming to netflix is going to be gay i know it november 11th i'm doing promo for 0.98

01:29:36.440 all the lesbian stuff someone has to people i've done these podcasts and they go jackie how do you 0.77

01:29:41.840 have the time reality tv all these shows oh and i'm like i don't have friends what do you think

01:29:47.720 i have a life well someone has to promote the last no i gotta do it yeah you have to yeah i'm there

01:29:52.660 i'm happy i'm happy for you i'm happy that you're out there doing the good work i am you're spreading

01:29:56.600 the good word honestly i am the fanfic lesbian word exactly which by the way it's just lesbian

01:30:02.540 yeah there you go we all do the fanfic yeah i don't know if they said yeah yeah of course

01:30:09.500 we'll get on it don't worry don't worry we'll compare notes yeah yeah we'll exchange paper 0.76

01:30:16.620 republic journals oh absolutely well thank you for coming on the show oh my god i fucking love

01:30:21.800 you i think you're amazing and incredible and thank you all so much for tuning into this episode

01:30:25.460 of the comment section show don't forget new episodes drop every wednesday you can stream

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01:30:32.400 platform youtube thank you so much to my amazing guest coach jackie make sure you follow her on

01:30:37.020 literally everything and i'll see you next week bye

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JACKIE OF ALL TRADES Ft. Coach Jackie ｜ Episode 247

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