The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - November 04, 2026


JOBLESS MENTALITY Ft. Peyton Dix & Hunter Harris ｜ Episode 246

DAVID GBORIE HAS AN INSATIABLE THIRST Ft. David Gborie ｜ Episode 245

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1 hour and 23 minutes

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213.99

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17,895

Sentence count

529

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Misogyny

113

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Toxicity

266

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Hate speech

165

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Transcript

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00:01:00.000 watching peyton flirt is a real it's a it's it's it's like watching a fish in water it's like
00:01:08.300 you're you're watching someone in yeah exactly you're watching someone in their element it's
00:01:13.760 like it's like in the movie soul when they're in the zone that's her flirting and i'm the
00:01:20.440 in soul specifically i'm like the one thing with like the abacus who's like counting how
00:01:23.800 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your fave
00:01:35.660 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guests today we have a hilarious duo comedic
00:01:41.520 legends the ones the only hunter and peyton
00:01:44.720 no photography thank you oh my god calm down calm down too much it's too much oh my gosh ladies
00:01:52.600 welcome to the show thank you so happy to have you both hey y'all this episode is sponsored by
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00:02:57.520 i need it as an alarm clock i need it as a ringback tone it is perfect it's so i can do that
00:03:03.180 and guttural thank you yeah my voicemail actually all right just the w9 yeah great great
00:03:09.220 it's so good i love it i just want to say thank you and i'm grateful thank you i appreciate that
00:03:17.340 i recognize i receive yeah um it's funny you talk about the laugh sometimes um when i do like film
00:03:23.120 stuff or like people write things for me they're like and why don't you give us a laugh but like
00:03:28.340 the more when i like when i force it out of my body it's just my heart's not in it yeah are you
00:03:32.660 like you have to earn it like the laugh will come if you really deserved it i'm also yes but i also
00:03:37.520 feel like i'm a cheap date like i i do i will give you a well-earned laugh like and even sometimes
00:03:42.180 you can't even tell sometimes if it's a fake one but for the most part that laugh is real for the
00:03:47.080 most part it feels authentic i have a customer service laugh which is different that's like
00:03:51.200 what i call like my white people laugh can we hear that one yeah yeah that one sounds more like this
00:03:55.140 you've got a gun that was a good that that's a laugh of a woman with a gun he's strapped 1.00
00:04:02.600 When I use it on white people, they're like, I killed it. 1.00
00:04:05.320 Nice, nice. 1.00
00:04:06.200 Another one. 0.91
00:04:07.280 My panties, done. 0.58
00:04:09.300 Go on, go on.
00:04:10.640 Just another day of being me.
00:04:13.500 I have like what I'm now dubbing as like my hosting laugh,
00:04:16.880 which is like if I'm doing interviews on carpets or something
00:04:19.560 and someone's giving me the worst time ever
00:04:21.800 or they're making it difficult for me
00:04:23.360 and I need to like kind of wrap it,
00:04:25.660 I'll be like, all right, you guys take it easy.
00:04:28.320 Have a good night, all right?
00:04:29.920 Have so much fun.
00:04:31.160 That was good.
00:04:31.960 It's just really loud.
00:04:32.980 I hear it, though.
00:04:34.280 I hear the, like, trying to leave.
00:04:36.000 I hear the looking for an exit.
00:04:37.280 They kind of, like, feel, like, swept up in it,
00:04:39.080 and they're like, okay, all right, yeah, sounds good.
00:04:41.460 No, I, like, felt HR come to the room.
00:04:43.300 I was like, what?
00:04:44.640 I'm about to be let go.
00:04:45.580 Like, what's happening?
00:04:47.120 Complimentary, obviously.
00:04:47.620 I appreciate that, though,
00:04:49.300 because I do tell people a lot that my laugh is, like,
00:04:52.140 it's genetic, so, like,
00:04:53.500 if you know any other Polynesian people,
00:04:55.080 they all laugh just like me. 1.00
00:04:56.700 Like, they cackle.
00:04:57.800 It's a very high-pitched thing.
00:04:59.280 Yeah.
00:04:59.740 So it's not exclusive to me,
00:05:01.400 but it is it is a it is a joy i think to experience if i do say so myself no no i agree
00:05:06.860 but i want to pivot back to y'all um i would love to know how the two of you first of all got into
00:05:13.200 like the content creation game before we get to the podcast obviously but how you guys got into
00:05:17.900 the game at all how did you guys find yourselves in this industry like me i got fired but i'd love 0.99
00:05:23.520 to know how you guys found your way here bad bitches get fired first of all yeah like i said 1.00
00:05:26.820 HR comes into a room. 1.00
00:05:27.820 I was like, you want to make it on TikTok?
00:05:29.300 You got to get fired. 0.96
00:05:30.500 HR says, come collect your Maddie chain.
00:05:32.200 You're out of here.
00:05:33.500 For real.
00:05:34.300 They're like, literally.
00:05:35.140 It's like they're releasing you into a new life.
00:05:37.040 Exactly.
00:05:37.560 We should be free.
00:05:38.360 Yeah.
00:05:39.360 But how'd you guys get into it?
00:05:40.520 I'd love to know.
00:05:41.640 We both quit our jobs.
00:05:43.220 Yeah.
00:05:43.780 At some point.
00:05:44.620 But I was going to say, I feel like when you work.
00:05:46.100 Because you're like college besties, right?
00:05:47.760 Yeah.
00:05:47.960 You guys have known each other for a long time.
00:05:48.880 And we both like moved to New York, worked in media.
00:05:51.140 But I think that there's something about working in media that kind of was like the building
00:05:55.840 the landscape of what being online looks like now um i think when you you know are like writers but
00:06:03.320 like ultimately like multi-hyphenates in the way that like we're nosy and we like attention so we
00:06:07.280 like we we don't we don't mind being on camera like yeah you're telling me i mean listen i had
00:06:11.300 my father say so a long time we gotta earn this stuff but like i do feel like it was and you know
00:06:16.000 correct me if i'm wrong kind of like a natural starting off point for like the kinds of stories
00:06:19.760 you want to be telling totally work we want to be making you know movies film tv yeah um what'd
00:06:24.900 guys major in in college journalism nice me too yeah oh screenwriting yeah period we were in the
00:06:31.660 same major for a second we met because we were in a screenwriting class together or a film class
00:06:35.260 history of media arts heard of it yep we're the only two black girls in the film class
00:06:41.720 and no one can get our names out too we're like what well now we got the one of you
00:06:46.880 like they were getting you guys confused i just know to turn around at hunter either way
00:06:51.260 they were getting you guys confused that's strange yeah totally yeah well it's boston so
00:06:56.000 one time one girl literally said to me oh are you you are you the other one are you hunter are you 0.99
00:07:03.720 the other one oh well okay booking oh can i curse right yeah i'm sorry she can oh booking faggot 0.99
00:07:09.500 number two okay thanks thanks a lot okay second billing you're safe here 0.99
00:07:17.240 Yes, of course you can.
00:07:18.220 Yes, of course you can.
00:07:18.240 And I'd say baggage.
00:07:18.800 I'd say baggage.
00:07:20.440 That's crazy.
00:07:21.240 That's true.
00:07:21.640 That's true.
00:07:21.940 No, it really was.
00:07:24.000 It really was.
00:07:24.560 That's insane.
00:07:25.060 And I don't forget anything.
00:07:26.700 Like, I remember her name.
00:07:29.480 I remember my name.
00:07:30.160 I know what she does now.
00:07:31.120 What's your sign?
00:07:32.380 I'm a Leo.
00:07:33.320 Oh, nice.
00:07:34.140 Love.
00:07:34.220 But an August Leo.
00:07:35.320 Oh, I love August Leos.
00:07:37.060 Personally, I love August Leos.
00:07:38.800 I'm a Virgo.
00:07:40.280 But I'm a September Virgo.
00:07:41.680 We both have Virgo placements.
00:07:43.480 Love.
00:07:43.680 Virgo Rising and Virgo Moon, yeah?
00:07:45.340 Ooh, okay.
00:07:46.600 A.T., period.
00:07:47.400 What about you?
00:07:48.420 Sign?
00:07:49.020 Taurus.
00:07:49.700 I love Tauruses.
00:07:50.560 I know.
00:07:51.040 I know.
00:07:51.580 I do love Tauruses.
00:07:53.000 Tauruses get along really well with Virgos, too.
00:07:55.060 We do.
00:07:55.660 That's true.
00:07:56.100 I dated one of you before.
00:07:57.560 Oh, yes. 1.00
00:07:58.120 That's my fucking girl. 1.00
00:07:59.000 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:07:59.280 She's such a Taurus, too. 1.00
00:08:00.460 She is.
00:08:00.920 What are Taurus-Virgo friendships like?
00:08:03.740 I think, I feel like the two of us get along.
00:08:05.880 Well, I think we're both Earth signs, first of all.
00:08:07.820 Yeah.
00:08:08.180 Yeah, so, like, we both are really grounded in a lot of things.
00:08:11.020 We have a lot of the same whimsy, her and I.
00:08:12.820 and Capricorns are the more strict earth signs
00:08:15.160 and I feel like Virgo and Taurus
00:08:16.340 are a little bit more loose with it
00:08:17.500 yeah that's true
00:08:18.580 and Capricorns 0.98
00:08:19.380 I've talked mad shit on Capricorns 0.99
00:08:21.300 publicly 0.99
00:08:21.980 as you should
00:08:22.580 which is funny
00:08:23.380 because I do love Capricorns dearly
00:08:24.760 but I've joked about how like
00:08:26.000 I was like
00:08:26.320 I feel like they're the real villains 1.00
00:08:27.400 like Aries and Gemini 1.00
00:08:28.600 Scorpios
00:08:29.260 they catch a lot of the flack
00:08:30.300 that I think should be given
00:08:31.260 on a silver platter
00:08:32.640 or maybe in the form of a fist
00:08:34.740 to Capricorns
00:08:36.120 like I'm like
00:08:37.140 Capricorns are like Batman villains
00:08:38.520 the way they move
00:08:39.240 like I really do think that
00:08:40.200 they can charm people very easily
00:08:41.820 and then when they decide
00:08:42.680 they're done they're done and they're like you're dead to them yeah i find that to be weird yeah 0.99
00:08:46.500 strange i'm on to you capricorns yeah the first time i trended on twitter i was talking shit on 0.92
00:08:51.180 okay i'm surprised there are so many of them i know i did not know y'all and this is what i'm 0.99
00:09:00.260 talking about when they were sending me death threats i'm gonna see this is the shit i'm 0.97
00:09:02.420 talking about with y'all you're like you check someone's profile you're like uh urinaries 0.98
00:09:06.000 they're like why are you even in this fight hold on relax okay i was just on payroll
00:09:10.160 capricorn's a methodical like that i see it i see it okay so you both maybe you majored in
00:09:15.080 journalism screenwriting so what was your guys's original plan like what were you guys thinking
00:09:19.240 anywhere in media was there somewhere specific you wanted to go um i wanted to be norah efron
00:09:25.160 so i wanted to like start working in magazines work at new york magazine which i did and then
00:09:29.660 like leave and eventually start writing like movies or tv or something very cool and then
00:09:34.700 once i graduated from college i'm like there's no way that's ever gonna happen have you been
00:09:38.000 outside no one has a job anywhere when'd you guys graduate uh 20 2016 2016 yeah oh my god nice yeah
00:09:46.740 yeah i mean 20 26 so we just we just finished yeah yeah yeah that's why i graduated 2017 so i
00:09:55.540 get it okay like i'm with you i know you're safe here don't know again i'm like well i i know how
00:10:00.780 it is because sometimes when i say how old i am everyone's like damn relax in tiktok years i'm a
00:10:06.420 hundred years old it's amazing though to have a fully developed brain and be able because like
00:10:10.300 i feel like i can consume because i have a fully developed brain right i'm so scared of the minds
00:10:14.780 that are like 26 under that are scrolling right now consuming anything no i'm really i'm really
00:10:21.060 afraid of people whose like covid experience was in like high school or in college that really i
00:10:28.500 I think we're going to be seeing ramifications of that
00:10:30.000 for decades to come.
00:10:30.800 For a while.
00:10:31.380 I'm not going to lie.
00:10:31.920 A ripple effect we'll all suffer from.
00:10:33.360 Not in a good way.
00:10:34.100 George Bush is like, not me.
00:10:36.380 That wasn't me.
00:10:37.240 That wasn't me.
00:10:37.260 He didn't say that about him.
00:10:38.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:38.740 The one thing he can say that about him.
00:10:39.820 Everything else, all him.
00:10:44.200 You know what that felt like to hear this?
00:10:47.080 One of my comedian friends told me,
00:10:48.820 he's like, you got such a great payoff.
00:10:51.360 Like, if he tells me a joke and it makes me laugh,
00:10:53.560 he's like, God, that was so nice.
00:10:55.020 That was so worth it.
00:10:55.860 I was like, I have a very validating laugh.
00:10:57.640 I agree.
00:10:57.960 You do.
00:10:58.340 And you do in every crowd I've ever worked.
00:11:00.060 Like, that's fantastic.
00:11:00.820 It feels like getting, like, a star on a paper.
00:11:03.620 That's really what it feels like.
00:11:05.260 Yeah.
00:11:05.420 Yeah.
00:11:05.580 That's for you.
00:11:06.380 Thank you.
00:11:07.040 Speaking of, though, the year 2016, I just saw a video the other day where, I think it
00:11:11.200 was a high school.
00:11:12.180 They had a spirit day.
00:11:13.720 That was 2016 themed.
00:11:16.160 Oh, my God.
00:11:16.640 You look at me, I'm on bones.
00:11:17.880 I'm just a skeleton.
00:11:18.880 No.
00:11:19.120 It cuts to me. 0.67
00:11:20.020 I was like, it's too fucking soon to be doing that. 0.89
00:11:23.680 No.
00:11:24.160 What even happened?
00:11:24.420 What happened to 80s day? 0.97
00:11:25.600 You guys were doing fucking 2016 day. 0.67
00:11:27.440 did you have a lot of theme days in high school in high school yeah we have like a spirit week 0.95
00:11:32.440 like every year during homecoming week yeah but um honestly my spirit weeks were quite progressive
00:11:38.100 for the time that i was in high school like i graduated in 2013 like i think 2010 2011 we did
00:11:44.540 a gender swap day yeah so everybody was in drag like for real but like everyone went all out like
00:11:50.340 if you were a couple they dressed like each other like almost identical yeah and like i dressed like
00:11:54.940 of course I was in drag.
00:11:56.300 I was in boy drag all day.
00:11:57.900 I couldn't wait to be in drag.
00:11:59.280 I was like, yes!
00:12:00.180 Like if I could ever dress him as a boy, I would.
00:12:02.000 I can be comfortable.
00:12:03.240 Oh my God!
00:12:04.080 Yeah, I was like, oh my God, I would love to be a boy.
00:12:06.000 Our all-girls school had that.
00:12:07.480 We had like a gender swap day
00:12:09.000 and I found the photos for it recently
00:12:10.760 and I was like, so that's Amari on.
00:12:13.880 I was like, what the hell?
00:12:17.440 I was really fully fitted brothers full. 0.77
00:12:20.000 It was crazy.
00:12:21.660 And then I was like, hmm, maybe there's something
00:12:23.340 I could roll around
00:12:24.260 that gender expression 1.00
00:12:25.000 and see what comes up
00:12:25.800 but it was crazy.
00:12:27.280 Just see what shakes out.
00:12:29.440 Okay,
00:12:29.700 so you wanted to work
00:12:30.760 at the New Yorker
00:12:31.880 which you did.
00:12:32.540 New York Magazine.
00:12:33.040 New York Magazine
00:12:33.560 which you did
00:12:34.100 which is amazing.
00:12:34.760 What about you Peyton?
00:12:35.320 What did you want to do?
00:12:36.220 I just wanted to have a job.
00:12:37.480 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:37.960 A dead ass. 1.00
00:12:39.000 Yeah, 1.00
00:12:39.580 like I think like
00:12:40.960 I'm very like grateful
00:12:42.760 for my relationship
00:12:44.120 with my parents
00:12:45.100 and how they were
00:12:46.620 but like
00:12:47.200 I just wanted to
00:12:48.400 get out of LA first.
00:12:50.480 I was like
00:12:50.720 I'm gonna go to the East Coast.
00:12:52.020 Got cold real fast. 0.99
00:12:53.340 So Lady Bird.
00:12:54.180 It really, yeah, it really is.
00:12:55.820 So Lady Bird, yeah.
00:12:56.580 And I jumped out of the car first, by the way, I did it.
00:12:58.440 And I did it twice.
00:13:00.300 Not joking.
00:13:01.700 My parents are annoyed.
00:13:03.640 But I just was like, so ready to just like,
00:13:06.560 be in my own like, body and world.
00:13:08.580 Like, I wasn't even thinking like,
00:13:09.640 here's my five-year plan, despite being a Virgo rising.
00:13:13.460 Like, I actually only really switched to journalism
00:13:15.640 because of Hunter. 0.67
00:13:16.960 She was like, I need a fashion column. 1.00
00:13:19.140 Mind you, I dress like shit. 0.99
00:13:21.240 Wait, do you remember when you put that one, 1.00
00:13:22.780 you had that Colorado crew neck
00:13:24.920 and you put it on free and for sale.
00:13:27.380 There's like a Facebook group.
00:13:29.400 Do you remember this?
00:13:30.240 No.
00:13:31.080 She would wear this like Colorado crew neck 0.92
00:13:32.740 that looked like it was from like, 0.98
00:13:34.560 not too much.
00:13:35.400 I don't know.
00:13:36.240 No, no, just like the mountains.
00:13:37.600 I don't know.
00:13:38.440 And she put it on free and for sale.
00:13:39.680 And I commented, thank God.
00:13:43.680 And you were like, oh my God,
00:13:44.900 do you want to-
00:13:45.740 You getting bullied on your own post?
00:13:46.580 She was like, do you want to buy it?
00:13:47.440 I was like, no, I'm so glad you're giving this up.
00:13:49.840 No, mom, I'm encouraging you.
00:13:51.140 Someone take this off her hand.
00:13:52.320 I'm begging someone buy this, please. 1.00
00:13:53.960 I will pay someone to take this from her.
00:13:55.920 She said, oh my God, please, please, someone buy this, please.
00:13:58.120 No, it was like crazy.
00:14:00.300 I was really, I love to express myself.
00:14:02.340 The only thing about me, that's never changed.
00:14:05.400 No, but she, yes, I thought,
00:14:07.360 because it was a style column.
00:14:08.880 I thought, okay, that should be perfect.
00:14:10.080 Yeah.
00:14:10.800 That's what it was called.
00:14:11.440 Yeah, it was really cute.
00:14:12.460 And then I felt, I had so much fun doing it.
00:14:14.880 Yeah.
00:14:15.180 And then I started running our like fashion publication
00:14:17.740 and was like, oh, that's what I want to be doing.
00:14:20.200 Or this is really fun for me at the very least.
00:14:21.840 and I think a lot of my career
00:14:23.840 and I'll run up to say
00:14:24.580 your career too
00:14:25.420 like has been a lot of
00:14:26.380 oh this is really fun
00:14:27.400 let's keep seeing
00:14:27.940 what comes from there
00:14:28.880 and building alongside it
00:14:30.760 so it's like turned into like
00:14:32.540 obviously like writing always
00:14:34.400 but then like comedy
00:14:35.360 and like performance
00:14:36.100 and I feel like that's
00:14:37.220 and then now eventually
00:14:38.100 this podcast yeah
00:14:39.020 but I think too
00:14:40.280 something that like
00:14:40.980 having started in traditional media
00:14:42.360 oh my god
00:14:42.760 this sounds like the most
00:14:43.280 boring sentence ever
00:14:44.100 but like we would be making stuff
00:14:45.860 for like media companies
00:14:47.160 and at a certain point
00:14:47.880 it's like well why don't we
00:14:48.540 just like make that stuff
00:14:49.120 for ourselves
00:14:49.660 no you guys are so real
00:14:50.960 because i i worked for the nfl before i like started doing this i got fired and then covet 0.52
00:14:55.280 happened and then i started making videos so like i was doing the same shit for the nfl i actually 0.85
00:15:00.480 got hired to specifically target women like specifically target women and grow a female 1.00
00:15:06.080 fan base on their socials because their socials were like 90 men obviously but women move units 0.99
00:15:12.660 women buy shit women follow you like women were like the highest i guess it was like the highest 0.95
00:15:17.380 purchaser of nfl programming so like they were basically not showing up at all on social media 1.00
00:15:22.280 but they were like spending money so they wanted to like target them when i interviewed for that 0.94
00:15:26.540 job bitch i did a powerpoint virgo down ho i was like yes i'm so glad you guys came today so i was 0.99
00:15:32.520 like doing like a whole thing on how i was going to target women whatever but they wanted every 1.00
00:15:36.000 time i tried to write jokes and stuff to like like memes or whatever because i was running socials
00:15:40.440 for them i was trying every time i tried to pitch it oh my god me trying to pitch ice in the veins 1.00
00:15:45.740 to, like, a 50-year-old white woman, 1.00
00:15:47.580 she's not going to understand.
00:15:49.520 And I'm going, you know, it's like,
00:15:50.700 if Lamar Jackson does it, it's going to be fine.
00:15:52.620 It's going to be fine.
00:15:53.080 Kids are going to love it.
00:15:54.220 And they're always like, 1.00
00:15:55.580 maybe we do more, like, doggo shit. 1.00
00:15:58.200 Like, they really love to do doggo stuff. 1.00
00:16:00.160 Like, no shade.
00:16:01.180 That is what they loved.
00:16:02.400 They loved a team mascot that was a dog
00:16:04.580 that they could call a doggo.
00:16:06.480 I had to type the word doggo so many times.
00:16:08.220 I was like, a piece of me is not here.
00:16:09.020 That's a story in some community.
00:16:10.140 A piece of me is becoming unfunny.
00:16:11.820 The longer I stay here, the less funny I am.
00:16:14.020 so i'm a corpse now yeah yeah i actually i worked in social too i did marketing for a really long
00:16:21.340 time um in editorial i worked in style and paper magazine and then i went to
00:16:25.360 mac cosmetics and i was doing nice their global social and i was like i'll die oh yeah the thing
00:16:31.560 of uh brands like commenting on celebrity instagrams like with funny comments yeah that
00:16:35.840 was like you yeah you were like a lot of people jack my swag i'm not gonna lie she literally
00:16:40.320 I was pioneering she was the Oppenheimer of that yeah I was getting in trouble every day for that
00:16:46.380 thank you so much
00:16:48.460 we're just here to do a type five
00:16:55.020 the Oppenheimer of honey comments yeah that's so weird that's honestly so it's the same that's a
00:17:04.400 perfect example of what I'm talking about like you're bringing these ideas and they're kind of
00:17:07.860 like i don't get it yeah right like i joke all the time that one time at work i like i saw baby
00:17:13.300 yoda was huge at the time you have to understand baby i remember that at the time still huge for
00:17:17.140 my mother your mom's holding it down and i remember uh russell wilson like changed his
00:17:26.520 profile picture to a picture of like him as baby yoda but basically it was just baby yoda with his
00:17:30.580 jersey on and um his hair and then i was like oh my god he's with sierra i'll make one of sierra
00:17:36.920 and then like that would be funny i could tweet it at her maybe she'll change it that'll be a
00:17:40.320 whole like thing i spent of course i lied on my resume and i said i was proficient in adobe suite
00:17:45.160 me just thinking i knew that meant i knew what adobe suite was i didn't know how to use photoshop
00:17:48.820 so i was teaching myself how to use photoshop and i was photoshopping this picture of baby yoda
00:17:53.060 and i did it for maybe four hours um and then i sent it to my supervisor on slack i was like hey
00:17:58.840 i made this like blah blah blah explain the whole thing send it she goes i don't get it and don't
00:18:03.520 charge for this oh that's about half my work day um so I was like I only had to charge four hours
00:18:08.680 for that day because she said it wasn't funny and it wouldn't make sense that's crazy because
00:18:14.280 I still have any other tweets that like go platinum like that I tweet that right now
00:18:19.260 that's why I said my funniness was dying slowly there yeah because I even pitched like the the
00:18:24.320 head coach of the chiefs he looks like the Lorax so I kept trying to pitch like let me call him
00:18:29.580 the Lorax I'll make the players the trees like that's so funny he loves the trees he wants to 0.97
00:18:33.700 protect the trees like and the way that they would look at me like I was the dumbest person who's 0.95
00:18:39.200 ever fucking lived like I'd be in a boardroom pitching and I'd be like and that's all I had 0.60
00:18:44.980 for this meeting thank you so much for coming out thank you so much guys I appreciate your time 0.90
00:18:49.380 yeah well I mean there's something really like the tables have turned I'll say hello like we are
00:18:54.180 the ones in power now hello look at us i love in la i love that y'all like in the big city mama
00:18:58.960 i love that all three of us had the same kind of idea though where we were kind of grinding at it
00:19:03.620 and then we were like i think i can do this myself yeah i can do this do this for me yeah even when
00:19:09.240 they fired me they like told me um this job doesn't work anymore in a part-time capacity
00:19:13.960 whatever the fuck that meant um even though they were telling me to go home and not come back um 0.71
00:19:18.100 okay no worries um but they also told me that they just felt like i didn't know how to grow a 0.98
00:19:24.180 Turns out I do.
00:19:25.440 Wait, it's crazy even to say those words out loud.
00:19:29.140 Like, you don't know how to grow a following.
00:19:30.680 Well, obviously you don't either.
00:19:32.080 Yeah, I was like, well, maybe it's because you're not listening to me.
00:19:34.720 Maybe it's because I keep tweeting doggo and no one finds that funny.
00:19:37.700 Has anyone thought about that?
00:19:38.300 I don't know.
00:19:39.200 But you're being like, just give me five.
00:19:41.360 I'll be right back.
00:19:42.340 Give me a sec, okay?
00:19:43.440 Hold on.
00:19:44.160 Let me cook.
00:19:45.120 I was like, no one wants to let me cook over here.
00:19:47.040 And thank God, honestly.
00:19:48.140 Yeah. 0.98
00:19:48.520 Because if I didn't, I would have, honestly, I probably would have built them a huge fucking following. 0.98
00:19:52.220 That's what I'm saying. 0.90
00:19:52.820 I also remember, too, at the time, I kept telling them, you guys should make a TikTok because, like, this is, like, at the time, TikTok was, like, exploding.
00:19:59.340 And then, obviously, COVID, like, really launched it.
00:20:01.660 But, like, I was, like, I really think maybe we should get on TikTok.
00:20:04.320 Like, the NFL did not exist on TikTok at all.
00:20:06.820 And they told me that was a waste of time because they were, like, that app's not going to go anywhere.
00:20:12.260 0 for 2. 0.87
00:20:14.640 On me and TikTok, that sucks. 0.99
00:20:18.000 Hey, don't gamble. 1.00
00:20:21.080 That cow she had no name.
00:20:22.820 Do you keep, I mean, do you keep a list in your head of like all the bad advice people
00:20:29.640 have given you? Or like all the times they've been wrong? Like, I, it's, I remember everyone's
00:20:34.560 first and last names. Of course I do. I remember my supervisor's name all the time. I think about
00:20:38.880 it constantly. She's really lucky. I'm a good person and I don't say it period. But yes,
00:20:42.480 I think about it all the time. I think about it constantly. I'm sure y'all do too. Yeah,
00:20:45.760 no, I made a video, name the person, put it online. You don't pay my bills. I don't care.
00:20:51.680 someone that was torturing you no i'm crazy and i'm petty what the hell what's funny is like i
00:20:58.140 kept joking about the nfl i kept saying like because they did tell me in a meeting that i 0.58
00:21:02.980 did not know how to grow the following that's why they were letting me go um amongst other things
00:21:06.540 i'm sure um but they i remember fast forward i started doing this and then i did the pro bowl
00:21:11.860 one year um and my husband actually got asked to go too and i remember it was only like maybe 10
00:21:17.300 people we were two of them and it was a real long like approval process because the nfl like
00:21:23.300 didn't like me because they really i they did not bank on me coming back
00:21:28.800 girl alexa play return of the mac and i was like they were not counting on me
00:21:35.360 and i remember i was like i'm the one who got fired i'm the one who should be upset
00:21:40.360 if i'm not upset why are you upset low-key like they would play the victim yeah that's what i was
00:21:45.600 What the hell?
00:21:46.440 I was like, if I'm over it, what are the odds you're not? 0.69
00:21:49.380 You guys are fine.
00:21:50.840 But I remember at the time,
00:21:53.000 what someone on my team was like,
00:21:54.360 yeah, maybe we just don't joke about them anymore.
00:21:57.560 And I was like, I'm gonna do whatever I want, no worries.
00:22:00.780 But then I do remember when we went,
00:22:02.260 and it was like a whole weekend thing.
00:22:04.220 They did this whole compilation video at the end.
00:22:06.840 Everyone was in it except me and my husband.
00:22:10.880 10 people, by the way, only 10.
00:22:13.060 They're filming everyone except the two of us.
00:22:15.260 they like almost explicitly cut me out of almost every edit.
00:22:19.480 So I'm gonna have to say I have to stand on that one.
00:22:21.540 Like that's kind of hilarious.
00:22:23.160 I can respect that work ethic.
00:22:26.040 I'm sorry that I can.
00:22:28.280 You guys want me there to talk about being there
00:22:30.260 and then don't want to include me in the program.
00:22:31.900 That's insane.
00:22:32.740 That's so crazy.
00:22:34.220 And that's funny.
00:22:35.060 And they think I don't remember.
00:22:35.880 I do.
00:22:37.920 I journaled about it that same night.
00:22:39.760 Wait, that's insane that I think the people still work there.
00:22:42.320 Like move on, no lens.
00:22:43.920 Honestly, I talked to a couple of people that when I did go there, I talked to a couple
00:22:47.660 of people that were still working there when I was.
00:22:49.900 Yeah.
00:22:50.180 And they they were like, oh, yeah, like that's so I wondered what happened to you.
00:22:55.380 And I was like, oh, they fired me, girl.
00:22:57.180 Like they told me to never come back.
00:22:59.400 I said, OK.
00:23:01.740 See ya.
00:23:02.440 See ya.
00:23:02.740 I said, no worries.
00:23:04.040 No worries.
00:23:04.700 Oh, you and your husband.
00:23:06.420 I'm not a big believer in straight love.
00:23:08.180 Unless it's JLo and Ben and you, too. 0.95
00:23:11.720 Y'all are so fucking beautiful. 0.74
00:23:13.920 together oh my god i was getting photos of your wedding and i was just like as a parasolial 0.96
00:23:18.000 seriously so gorgeous thank you i appreciate that i i like to think that i'm not as annoying
00:23:25.980 as a straight girl um no mostly because i just so happen to be married it's just not something
00:23:30.720 that's like whatever it's not like a found you yeah marriage just like it's like a fun fact
00:23:35.080 it's not really it's an icebreaker you know what i mean more than anything all right two
00:23:38.340 and i think it kind of worked out because my husband like as and objectively this is not me
00:23:47.960 gassing him trust me as good looking as he is objectively like he really hates attention
00:23:52.920 and he hates being filmed which is perfect because i love attention and i love to be filmed
00:23:57.440 great so it's a nice little balance i love that in a man yeah a lot of people asked me how i found
00:24:01.560 him i was like we went to high school together which is crazy we are not high school sweethearts
00:24:04.840 but we didn't go to high school I love that distinction my best friend married a guy that
00:24:08.540 went to high school with us yeah and she's like we're not high school sweethearts yeah I say that 0.97
00:24:11.640 and don't put that on me no I think it's like no that's don't put that on me I was cool as fuck 0.88
00:24:16.260 after high school yeah I was laying real pipe after high school all right let's get that straight 0.86
00:24:21.780 first of all then I made my way back sorry I was laying real pipe yeah yeah big time big time 0.84
00:24:28.260 big time me not him totally he's just like that's like my prime whore years were college 0.96
00:24:35.540 that's really best time yeah for me that was my prime whore years so then when i got out the game 0.52
00:24:41.140 like right after i graduated college i like moved back home and then when i moved back home i started 0.86
00:24:46.100 dating my now husband so it worked out pretty well we like both like went different ways and then
00:24:52.500 we we talk all the time about it being like there was like somewhat of an invisible string between
00:24:56.620 the two of us like i really never ever ever thought that we would ever date let alone get
00:25:01.220 married like ever but that's for the best it's like it would be strange more strange if you're
00:25:04.960 like no i knew it was him the whole time yeah what was all the other stuff yeah okay yeah this
00:25:10.880 was a placeholder for me i was just keeping myself busy don't worry yeah oh i love horrors and i wish 0.96
00:25:17.480 i was a bigger whore in college yeah i was like mostly like wifed up because i i wanted to be 0.98
00:25:22.620 like i'm not like other girls okay i've got a boyfriend that was my job gay yeah yeah i have 0.98
00:25:28.400 a boyfriend my sister found out she was gay too in college so she she also spent the majority of
00:25:32.600 it we had like complete opposite experiences in college what about you i wasn't well i remember
00:25:37.880 a lot of her exes i bring them everywhere like a purse whatever come along get a little of this
00:25:45.460 changing your jewelry for the day well i'm big on accountability so i'm like if i'm gonna be
00:25:49.180 crazy you gotta watch okay somebody's gotta know what's happening and hundreds eyes peeled like
00:25:54.000 i truly i was like loki leave redacted at home i'm not gonna come if she's gonna be there
00:26:00.160 and her bandanas too okay my lineup of my exes was like what
00:26:07.580 what was she going through at each stage i want to hold space though for like not having a type 0.97
00:26:14.460 I don't think I have a type
00:26:16.180 that's true
00:26:16.800 yeah
00:26:17.160 did you come out after college
00:26:18.440 like at the end of it
00:26:20.500 I like had broken up
00:26:21.560 with like my longest term
00:26:22.840 boyfriend
00:26:23.500 and then I kind of just like
00:26:24.800 kicked the door down
00:26:26.660 that's awesome
00:26:27.320 and I was just
00:26:28.280 scissoring everybody
00:26:29.380 I was scissoring
00:26:31.460 whatever
00:26:31.900 whoever I could
00:26:32.700 laying pipe
00:26:33.840 laying pipe 0.99
00:26:34.580 I know that's fucking right 0.97
00:26:35.420 I found my 0.95
00:26:37.020 scissoring real by the way
00:26:38.080 they try to say it's not
00:26:39.340 but it is
00:26:39.940 laying pipe
00:26:40.780 also very real
00:26:42.120 sorry 1.00
00:26:43.840 Hunter, so are you a whore in college? 1.00
00:26:45.640 Yeah, totally. 1.00
00:26:47.180 And you don't have a type. 0.98
00:26:48.500 Are you gay? 0.96
00:26:49.240 No. 1.00
00:26:49.680 Okay.
00:26:50.140 We're working on it.
00:26:50.940 Sorry.
00:26:52.600 You're still hoping.
00:26:53.540 We're hoping.
00:26:53.900 We're hoping.
00:26:55.040 No, I'm definitely the token straight.
00:26:57.020 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:57.620 That's a beautiful thing.
00:26:58.260 In our friend group.
00:26:58.720 No, it's great.
00:26:59.320 It's great until it's awards season,
00:27:01.920 and I invite people over to watch at my apartment,
00:27:05.640 and then people are very loud,
00:27:07.780 and I'm like, shh, I want to hear.
00:27:10.620 Please, can I hear what they're saying?
00:27:12.960 Please keep it down. 0.91
00:27:13.840 and you know she's winter you invited more than three gay guys over you kind of can't it's yeah
00:27:18.060 it's not in your hands anymore it's in god's yeah at that point truly i'm like giving yourself over
00:27:22.500 to the sound to the sound is great truly truly to the wall of sound yeah i'm like no wait i just
00:27:30.620 want to know what they're saying um no i i played myself that night yeah that was yeah the thing 0.96
00:27:36.720 about gay people it's like they are jobless as hell even if they have a full-time job it's still 0.94
00:27:40.680 jobless mentality and hunter and straight people it's like so i have a job and i'm looking to keep 1.00
00:27:46.040 it yeah jobs first jobs first jobless mentality is crazy it's why they're so unburdened though
00:27:55.280 that's why you're so fun i'm checking locations from like going home being like it's 4 a.m y'all
00:28:00.260 are still out next 8 a.m y'all are still out so how yeah how and they still go to work sometimes
00:28:05.560 they still show up and they sometimes excel yeah or monday morning yeah or if they're missing you're
00:28:10.600 kind of like where were you oh at work you have a job like i didn't even know you had a job you 0.63
00:28:16.660 never talk about it i was like oh it's just yeah i hate it i'm fine hate it oh it's nfl
00:28:22.880 for real like on the down low like about having a job right yeah no no no i don't talk about it
00:28:31.080 my off hours yeah yeah my job right my my sister actually um my sister was in a long-term
00:28:40.700 relationship and then got out of it um right right around the time i like started doing this
00:28:45.780 and um i remember she was like yeah i think i'm gonna date and i was like yeah you should and at
00:28:50.380 the time my sister was like yeah and like i don't know maybe i like boys and like i didn't really 0.67
00:28:55.800 feed into it i was like you don't fucking like boys because like we're old we're in our 30s now 0.97
00:28:59.980 there's no way bitch and then like we as like time went on like she would sometimes entertain 0.99
00:29:05.120 a guy here and there like she would like what if i dated this guy and then one time i was like i 1.00
00:29:10.120 need to say this you don't like men and if you get a boyfriend i think i'm gonna hate him whoever it 1.00
00:29:16.200 is we have one guy already that's enough you go be gay i was like you are a lesbian bitch you are 1.00
00:29:23.500 capital L lesbian 1.00
00:29:24.640 enough 1.00
00:29:25.400 enough of this tomfoolery 1.00
00:29:27.980 go find a woman 1.00
00:29:29.480 I'm over it 1.00
00:29:32.280 I don't want to hear it anymore 1.00
00:29:33.220 classic lesbian though 1.00
00:29:34.320 but I think that
00:29:35.180 my man is like
00:29:36.200 he's nice because
00:29:37.380 I was like
00:29:38.080 joking about this
00:29:38.920 with my sister once
00:29:39.680 but I was like
00:29:40.160 I mean not for nothing
00:29:41.000 my dad's kind of like this too
00:29:42.200 like seen but not heard
00:29:43.380 like my man doesn't like to talk
00:29:45.580 so like when we're in group settings
00:29:47.020 like he's just listening
00:29:48.100 I love that
00:29:48.940 that's really important
00:29:50.520 to have a
00:29:51.020 to be with a man
00:29:51.980 who doesn't want to weigh in
00:29:53.000 ever
00:29:55.380 I really think
00:29:58.460 he doesn't have anything to add
00:30:00.220 he is there to be like oh wow
00:30:02.600 have you seen that TikTok that's like
00:30:04.080 your friend's boyfriend of 10 years
00:30:05.880 hey are you still working at that
00:30:07.520 totally whatever you say
00:30:08.580 you don't need to do anything
00:30:11.260 what I need you to do is put your car down at the bar
00:30:14.280 and then walk away
00:30:16.160 that's all you need to do 1.00
00:30:17.500 leave the bar and die 0.99
00:30:18.300 and actually you need to be outside in the car 0.99
00:30:22.260 with it running waiting that's what i need that's what i need you to pick me up when i'm done
00:30:27.360 no even like sometimes when i have girls girls nights like at my house like obviously i share
00:30:32.060 with my husband but like when we have girlfriends over i want it i want to try like a new way of 0.99
00:30:36.880 marriage we don't live together yeah exactly like or like a duplex where they live in the front 0.97
00:30:44.540 house you live in the back house yep yeah but the bigger one goes to the wife obviously i would
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00:31:59.080 code comment. Okay y'all, I've decided that one of the best parts about being an adult is that I
00:32:05.640 can decide what counts as an accomplishment. Because obviously there are big wins, but sometimes
00:32:11.220 I'm genuinely more proud of myself for doing the tiny thing I've been avoiding for absolutely no reason at all.
00:32:16.700 Like unpacking my suitcase when I get home from a trip instead of letting it sit there for four business days.
00:32:21.920 That deserves a Coca-Cola.
00:32:23.460 And there's something about cracking open an ice-cold, perfectly fizzy Coca-Cola after finally doing the thing that just hits.
00:32:30.660 It's crisp, refreshing, and feels like my own little reward.
00:32:34.320 So this is me officially giving you permission to celebrate the small stuff.
00:32:38.540 You folded the laundry.
00:32:39.400 you made the appointment you've been putting off you finally did the annoying little task that has
00:32:44.500 been haunting your to-do list all week congratulations babe enjoy your win actually
00:32:50.420 i just finished another podcast shoot day so i think that counts too okay enjoy coca-cola when
00:32:59.060 i have girls nights like i'll have my girlfriends over and like when everyone gets there he's like
00:33:03.800 all right see you he goes upstairs i don't see him i don't hear from him he's and then if we
00:33:08.680 wants something he just orders it and it goes to the front door that's beautiful text me and be
00:33:13.160 like hey it's at the door i love it i love it but i do live a loud mouth messy man though too that's 0.98
00:33:19.600 why i was all my fucking gay guys but i'm like it's it is kind of because men sometimes do it 0.98
00:33:24.940 better than us like i feel like sometimes women try to be a little bit too covert and like well 0.98
00:33:28.420 i'm like just say it just be just be messy just put it on main i honestly that's why i like gemini 0.56
00:33:33.200 guys so much because like they can really cut to the core like they can say something better than
00:33:36.920 Michael would ever think or feel.
00:33:38.840 Yeah, I appreciate their candor.
00:33:40.740 Like men have a lot of like,
00:33:42.920 there's a very blunt honesty to them.
00:33:45.820 Like just across the board,
00:33:46.880 because even Caleb's like that.
00:33:48.080 I joke all the time that Caleb's like
00:33:49.700 one of the most honest friends I have,
00:33:52.140 which I appreciate about him.
00:33:53.480 And that includes with anything.
00:33:54.720 So if he's like done talking, he's like,
00:33:56.720 I'm done talking now, I'm gonna leave.
00:33:58.720 No worries.
00:33:59.720 No worries, cool.
00:34:00.640 Love ya, so later.
00:34:01.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:03.720 A clear, concise communicator, I like that about you.
00:34:05.600 you guys are thinking have i ever had a really honest conversation with him probably i know i
00:34:14.760 was really thinking about how one time one of my straight friend like straight male friends was
00:34:18.100 like hunter you don't need a boyfriend you need a task rabbit like you need a man to hang things 0.58
00:34:24.020 right to put wd-40 on the door so it doesn't squeak um well girl just get you a stud 1.00
00:34:30.740 they do this pretty little thing they do anything for you girl they do anything
00:34:36.280 i'm burning sage i'm not trying to pass it on
00:34:42.620 actually that's not true i'm like capacity for queer people yeah i feel like we've done too
00:34:49.600 much we've invited too many people it's a little too kumbaya for me i'm like i don't know the door
00:34:54.480 is closed it is actually i'm checking i think people are afraid to be straight
00:34:58.760 your people are being silenced and i don't like that all you have is sabrina carpenter right now
00:35:03.720 holding it down for you i'm like okay no be straight you're loud it's okay she's so she 0.99
00:35:09.100 loves dick i love that about her i really love that about her i'm not joking at all like she's 1.00
00:35:14.220 not she's not afraid to love dick you know she loves she loves that little like uh what do you 1.00
00:35:18.520 call it what's the little sunblock baby you know the the baby that's on the sunblock yes 1.00
00:35:24.380 she loves that little like yeah that is so her yeah that's so her that's so serena that's so
00:35:30.440 okay so i i do want to pivot back to you guys in your career so when when did you guys decide like
00:35:41.160 i think we're just gonna do this for us i think we kind of want to pursue on our own was there
00:35:44.220 like something that happened or were you kind of just like i think now's the time did you guys
00:35:48.480 start pursuing something comedy anything like that i think that kind of inspired you i think
00:35:52.680 for me it was like covid i quit my job started a newsletter hung up number one newsletter on
00:35:58.440 sub stack for a reason tv um but that was the time i was like okay there's so much uncertainty like
00:36:04.020 fuck it why not do this right now when i kind of i'm either like working on a job that i love but
00:36:10.420 feels like very different like talking writing about movies like during covid and so i might 0.99
00:36:14.580 as well try it for myself and then and then it was kind of from there like you know it's it's
00:36:20.080 like okay now i can freelance so my whole world opens up and i can try so many more things which
00:36:24.280 was nice what about you yeah um well my last like full-time job was at mac and then when i quit that
00:36:30.680 it was kind of right around when we started podcast yeah conversations and i was just working
00:36:35.840 two full-time jobs i was working my real full-time job and then like freelancing um because i
00:36:41.320 specifically didn't tell people about my job because i didn't want to build a personality
00:36:44.900 around my work and I feel like working in media I did that for a long time like I was so attached
00:36:50.200 to the comma next to my name of like the access I was allowed or like the certain amount of
00:36:55.520 privileges that came with like working in and around celebrity yeah and so when I got like
00:37:00.820 kind of like a daddy warbucks job with like a sickening title that made my mom really proud
00:37:04.780 I was like what if I just kept this private so I tried I like soft launch being freelance like no
00:37:09.320 one knew I also had a full-time job which was affirming for me to be like oh like I still matter
00:37:15.400 and like I don't need this you know work attached to me to make me matter but then I got really
00:37:21.540 tired really fast um so I quit that job and then we had started the pod started conversations of
00:37:27.280 the podcast at the same time and then I think I just like poured into my own work like yeah uh
00:37:35.320 writing and now comedy but comedy also kind of came mostly from a little bit of the podcast
00:37:41.480 yeah like i i mean i'd always like been funny but i was just like
00:37:47.100 but like i think like like my like comedic writing skills that started to take shape to like
00:37:57.100 take different forms and yeah totally um yeah it all feels like married like wrote a lot of funny
00:38:02.760 stuff too yeah like like how zoe kravitz turned channing tatum into her arto boyfriend right
00:38:08.300 yeah exactly tutorial for those wondering funny videos too yeah i mean the video part feels more
00:38:14.040 of like oh i'm i'm just getting into a practice or a medium that already exists and um i like
00:38:20.020 engaging with people that way i love working in social media like i love communicating with
00:38:24.200 people online i think it's such a skill um and i do think like i love being a people person and
00:38:29.840 felt like just an extension of that yeah um building like a community around a shared interest
00:38:33.980 or even shared language um and I feel like that was something that kind of yeah just like informed
00:38:39.260 the way I talk on the podcast or the way that I like will tell a joke or do certain stand-up and
00:38:44.780 um yeah it just kind of felt like this natural ecosystem that all feeds into each other around
00:38:50.400 yeah also your your bit about uh Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum do you guys think that was
00:38:57.340 really him running that you know that hate no i don't think it was him you don't know i don't
00:39:01.920 think so i think it was someone in his circle but i don't payton thinks otherwise no
00:39:07.120 no well because i'm gonna just drop the my story because i don't care um this is this is how
00:39:14.120 channing tatum followed me on instagram still does by the way period um i late one night he posted
00:39:20.440 some little kind of thirst trap photo and i commented on it arm and then minutes later i 0.78
00:39:25.860 got a follow back and i was like whore and i'll match your freak don't worry but i was like wait 0.61
00:39:32.280 what that's how that's how sue sees it that's how i got it arm just arm something about arm
00:39:40.680 makes me think that like dramaturgically that does not really match how that account was talking
00:39:45.620 like the person the person who sits down at none of your business instagram account is not seeing
00:39:52.360 arm and appreciating why that's like so like why that's flirting i think a wicca would understand
00:39:56.840 why that's flirting and i know i don't think i don't think nanya business is a wicca i don't
00:40:04.100 think so that that to me is a cousin who has been kept a little too close on payroll maybe
00:40:10.620 and wants to and wants to support he thinks he's helping but he's he's cousins are never helping
00:40:15.440 they never are you gotta get channing on here and i gotta get him on the pod i think you would
00:40:19.480 and just ask him straight up yeah i had to say was that you yes or no say say right now right
00:40:24.760 now yes or no yes or no i just talk really fast yeah i love to think that it was him why not i
00:40:30.840 love to think that because i think men are so dramatic and that would be so hilarious if someone 0.99
00:40:34.800 as famous as him was going and doing that shit yeah that weirdo like normal person shit yeah 0.98
00:40:40.100 well that's also the most ex thing to do yeah like to go and send hate like if you're and if 0.99
00:40:44.740 your ex is famous it's even funnier but if my ex was zoe kravitz i'm being crazy i'm being my 0.98
00:40:49.080 craziest no she's the baddest bitch in the game are you kidding oh and that's before i'm taking 0.95
00:40:54.320 credit i'm like that was yeah yeah i'm going insane yeah now what now what if anything he 0.99
00:41:01.240 would probably make fans honestly they forgive white guys for far less so like i'm sure they 0.83
00:41:06.280 would if that's the crimes he's committing let him do it let him rip i mean i'm crazy and he's 0.84
00:41:11.060 yeah the horn obviously i mean i'm picking up what you put it down sometimes i joke about this
00:41:18.120 but I'm like, you guys are lucky I wasn't single
00:41:19.700 when I got in this. 1.00
00:41:20.560 You have no idea the kind of cat I'd be throwing, bitch. 1.00
00:41:22.980 You have no idea my pussy would be in the wind 1.00
00:41:25.460 like you wouldn't believe, bitch. 1.00
00:41:27.160 I would have the list to end all. 1.00
00:41:30.040 I'd have a black book that would blow your fucking mind. 0.99
00:41:32.320 I would be doing it just because I fucking can't. 0.99
00:41:34.620 Just for the love of the game. 0.96
00:41:36.720 Purely for the love of the game.
00:41:37.740 Just to keep it fresh.
00:41:38.960 You love a story. 0.98
00:41:40.380 And the way I move online, I'm so fucking mean. 0.99
00:41:43.060 I dare you to piss me off. 0.99
00:41:44.580 I dare you.
00:41:45.140 You know I won't care. 1.00
00:41:46.020 You know I won't give a fuck. 1.00
00:41:46.960 You know I won't care. 0.99
00:41:48.120 and this is why I love Virgo
00:41:50.800 yeah so be happy I got locked down before
00:41:52.820 be happy 1.00
00:41:53.460 be happy bitch 1.00
00:41:55.100 because I joke a lot too that I don't have celebrity crushes 0.99
00:41:58.480 only because I truly believe in my heart of hearts
00:42:00.740 I could get anybody I wanted
00:42:02.040 I like really believe that to my core
00:42:04.180 I'm like you give me about 10 minutes
00:42:05.880 I'm gonna have to tell them I'm married
00:42:07.820 I'm sorry I'm married
00:42:09.200 and that's gonna make it worse for them too
00:42:10.360 I love that
00:42:12.820 Teffy taught me something really beautiful
00:42:14.080 or like reframed something really beautiful for me
00:42:15.920 which is like
00:42:16.480 we were talking
00:42:17.280 about celebrity crushes
00:42:19.060 celebrity culture
00:42:19.800 specifically actors 0.99
00:42:20.940 and she was like
00:42:21.620 they were in the music man
00:42:22.600 like that's real 0.99
00:42:23.380 they were losers 0.99
00:42:24.140 like they just happen 0.99
00:42:24.980 to have symmetrical faces
00:42:25.760 like if you think about it
00:42:27.180 I was like
00:42:27.440 that's beautiful actually
00:42:28.620 and then when you treat them
00:42:29.380 like they're just another person
00:42:30.700 like they do kind of 1.00
00:42:31.760 fuck with it 0.99
00:42:32.240 I think they like that 1.00
00:42:33.640 and I think
00:42:34.100 I feel like you guys
00:42:34.780 have the same kind of energy
00:42:35.620 I do
00:42:36.020 so I appreciate that
00:42:37.100 about the two of you
00:42:37.840 oh that we close
00:42:38.560 yeah
00:42:39.140 well just you feel confident
00:42:40.220 that we close
00:42:41.180 oh god
00:42:42.400 it was a business meeting
00:42:43.420 yeah can it will
00:42:44.400 yeah
00:42:45.140 always be closing
00:42:46.340 no yeah
00:42:47.860 yeah
00:42:48.220 I will say like
00:42:50.140 I feel like I do know
00:42:51.340 that I can flirt with the wall 1.00
00:42:52.120 like
00:42:52.640 but just because
00:42:53.460 I like a challenge
00:42:54.180 let's see what happens
00:42:55.040 but not like
00:42:56.820 because of like
00:42:57.300 oh I'm so interested
00:42:58.300 like I think that's more
00:42:59.460 it's more like the sport
00:43:00.920 no I 0.97
00:43:01.760 watching Peyton flirt 1.00
00:43:03.040 is a real 0.98
00:43:03.800 it's a
00:43:04.780 it's
00:43:05.340 it's like watching
00:43:06.600 a fish in water
00:43:07.460 it's like you're
00:43:08.060 you're watching
00:43:09.680 someone in
00:43:10.640 yeah exactly
00:43:11.220 you're watching someone
00:43:11.760 in their element
00:43:12.800 what she was meant to do
00:43:14.340 it's like in the movie
00:43:15.080 soul when they're in the zone no exactly exactly that's her flirting and i'm the in soul specifically
00:43:20.960 i'm like the one thing with like the abacus who's like counting how many souls can come and go
00:43:24.540 never felt more seen by a disney character yes you're i'm like i don't think he needs to be here 1.00
00:43:30.160 and when i tell you this bitch has a file for everything you referenced something that happened 1.00
00:43:36.660 in 1992 before she was born she has a file for her she's like oh i know you're so fucking me 1.00
00:43:41.040 same and my sister too my sister's also a rolodex of information my sister and i joke that sometimes 0.80
00:43:46.380 like if like famous people and by famous i mean like mostly like influencers or reality show
00:43:51.100 people if they're ever like really rude to my sister she always jokes she's like i guess who's
00:43:57.120 never getting on the comment section you she always tells me and i'm so like yeah no never
00:44:04.980 yeah and there are some people that i literally they are banned for life if i could have a band
00:44:09.340 for life thing on the outside of this and they've never even been here good i think i think it's
00:44:13.280 like the most it's just like the ugliest thing in the world to me for someone to be mean and then
00:44:18.180 be nice only when they know who you're with or whatever if someone is ever like energetically
00:44:22.860 strange to you anything vice versa too it's like yeah no you're sorry no it's not gonna happen i
00:44:29.440 agree same and i always feel like the way you treat them is indicative of who you are to me
00:44:34.300 because obviously you're gonna treat me nice i can give you something like right that would help
00:44:37.880 you but the way you treat people that you don't know and you don't know if they could help you in
00:44:41.880 any way that does say a lot to me yeah and i'm a big i'm i'm like super against like only picking
00:44:48.420 like by follower count only picking by like engagement like anything like that like obviously 1.00
00:44:52.140 that shit is like cool to have but like if you suck you suck and you are not coming on my show 1.00
00:44:56.540 i don't care how many followers you have yeah how many times you email me 1.00
00:45:00.000 first the burner now this
00:45:05.720 you can come on if you admit that that was you okay tell me let's talk about the podcast i would
00:45:12.360 love to know how you guys got started what what was the goal like and everything in between so
00:45:17.860 like when you guys got started was it just kind of like you both are just naturally really really
00:45:22.620 charismatic with each other obviously yeah i think a lot of it was just we have so much fun talking
00:45:27.700 to each other and we feel like it's fun and also we disagree about a lot of things which i think
00:45:32.860 no i like said with love and i think one you know my favorite comment that someone's ever left is
00:45:37.980 like these two girls seem to disagree on everything why do they have a podcast it's like that's what 0.88
00:45:41.640 makes it fun hello what you wanted to be like yes yes yes yeah like that you wanted to be that
00:45:46.800 your family fight it's the best like what that's the best part of it it's like us being like i don't
00:45:53.300 think it's trinity tatum she does we're talking about it no no and it's discourse the comment
00:45:57.600 about we had an episode where we talked about uh who who's a diva who gets a diva nomination
00:46:02.040 and then so we both just did act like a diva no like who who is like classified as a diva
00:46:09.480 who gets that title exactly like ariana grande diva chapel rhone diva rising yeah on her way
00:46:16.500 aspirational diva but there was a comment on that that was like i've changed my mind just about 42
00:46:21.000 000 times every time i like first you take an l then she takes an l and it was so like that's the
00:46:25.400 spirit i think of what we're not even like trying to create just what we like are and what we do
00:46:30.420 And I think, you know, not just, yeah, our friendship of forever, but more so, I think, like, our natural interest in movies and pop culture and just, like, discourse online, derogatory.
00:46:43.620 And it's something that just feels like was always really easy for us to naturally do.
00:46:48.160 And, yeah, and we just relaunched with High Ground.
00:46:52.160 And that's been so fabulous.
00:46:54.840 So, yeah. 1.00
00:46:55.860 Michelle Obama's a good kind of ours.
00:46:56.880 actually really love and appreciate that you guys have that dynamic because i was i was just talking
00:47:01.580 about this the other day too on on here where i was i feel like uh the internet has killed a lot
00:47:06.540 of things it's poisoned a lot of things it's brought a lot of wonderful things but it's
00:47:09.000 poisoned a lot one of them that it's poisoned is like the fun of discourse like like to be able to
00:47:13.300 debate and like the example i was using was fandoms right like like within fandoms like
00:47:17.380 twilight for example like team jacob or team edward that kind of thing um i was like super 0.99
00:47:22.680 into the summer i turned pretty i loved that dumb little fucking show i loved it don't fucking care 0.97
00:47:27.580 but me and my sister would talk about it a lot on a podcast i have with her and we were team 0.99
00:47:31.740 jeremiah for a long time then i watched the last season and obviously they nerfed my boy in episode 0.96
00:47:35.900 one fuck that season and fuck that ending i was like i hate conrad i don't care and that's what 0.99
00:47:42.940 i was talking about but the way that women wanted to kill me bitch over that like me saying over 1.00
00:47:49.400 jeremiah yeah bitch me saying i don't like conrad all of a sudden girls are like and you know what 1.00
00:47:53.380 i think she's actually misogynistic you guys would have never you wouldn't have lasted a day 1.00
00:47:58.180 in the team jacob and edward discourse you wouldn't have lasted a day in the team pita and
00:48:02.220 gail discourse you guys wouldn't have lasted a day but also isn't that the fun yeah isn't the
00:48:07.580 fun that maybe you don't agree with each other and you're like oh that's so interesting i think
00:48:10.760 this because xyz like i appreciate that about you right jeremiah to me gives youth pastor it would
00:48:16.680 never i could never just the name no they took him out they took him out back they shot him yeah 0.99
00:48:22.600 yeah they shot him and they brought in a skin walker bitch i don't know who the fuck that was 0.99
00:48:25.920 no conrad i have gone up and take some i'm like you are you're bringing me down brother it was 1.00
00:48:30.440 so let belly whore out like but after the first episode i'm not kidding in the episode i made a 0.69
00:48:35.300 joke i was like they made him into this guy whenever there's a group photo of like all men 0.88
00:48:39.780 straight guys and they're like make a silly face he's the guy jeremiah turned into the guy that
00:48:44.260 does this yeah and it killed it kills when i said it my but by killed i mean my sister laughed 0.65
00:48:50.280 really hard and then and then if you watch the whole show when belly is like bag gets stolen 0.99
00:48:56.360 and she's chasing it goes to fucking bergine or whatever the fuck she goes to in paris there's 0.99
00:49:00.960 a guy outside that's harassing her and her friend and when they walk away he goes hey 0.99
00:49:05.740 I'm psychic I literally was like they have cameras in my house and they are watching me 0.99
00:49:18.080 they did it just to fuck with you yeah I was like everyone was mad at me when I made that joke 0.99
00:49:22.120 and then you put it in the show to tease me 0.99
00:49:23.960 but yeah I think like it's so fun to disagree on a thing and I feel like it's like it took me
00:49:31.540 just about two months
00:49:34.100 to finally be like
00:49:34.680 fine Ariana 0.82
00:49:35.200 here close your diva chain 1.00
00:49:36.580 fine 0.79
00:49:36.920 oh because they had it out
00:49:39.060 for her
00:49:39.420 and I was with them too
00:49:40.740 you're like get her
00:49:42.160 and she lives at her
00:49:42.900 literally I said
00:49:43.660 and here's the address
00:49:44.580 and here's what time
00:49:45.280 she'll be home
00:49:46.040 you're tweeting her address
00:49:47.420 at her
00:49:47.780 he's like Peyton
00:49:48.400 I'll drop you off
00:49:48.900 come here
00:49:49.240 but yeah
00:49:51.320 okay actually
00:49:51.980 do you think Ariana Grande
00:49:52.980 diva 0.99
00:49:53.620 does she earn diva title
00:49:54.780 I think at this point 0.99
00:49:56.560 yeah why not 1.00
00:49:57.340 fuck it 1.00
00:49:57.880 at this point 1.00
00:49:58.860 I mean
00:49:59.140 the voice
00:49:59.780 and I'll go based off
00:50:00.840 the voice alone 1.00
00:50:01.520 yeah the voice is anointed bitch yeah like no one else has it and she's had it forever exactly and 0.99
00:50:07.260 honestly my true and honest belief is if she could perform like Adele where she just parks 0.96
00:50:11.500 and sings I think her singing career would last a lot longer just part yeah but everybody is 0.99
00:50:16.880 everybody's obsessed with her being a pop star so they want her to dance she fucking doesn't 1.00
00:50:20.800 like dancing she hates dancing if she could just sit her ass down and fucking sway I think she 1.00
00:50:26.320 would be happy she always she always sounds like out of breath when she's singing and dancing 1.00
00:50:30.000 because she wants to sing live yeah like that's what's more important to her belt her yeah she 0.97
00:50:33.980 can belt bitch like that's why i was like i love her uh i'm the wrong person to ask honestly no and 0.99
00:50:39.640 no but you're on the winning team i just we were on you know you are on the winning team i just 1.00
00:50:43.480 like to lose i i like to i like to cause a little you know i don't mind yeah whatever come and get
00:50:52.480 me i don't care i've gone through worse my dad's from philly i don't care i'm like whatever but
00:50:58.840 Yeah, I think like a big part of our podcast is just like, that's a vibe.
00:51:03.500 Not just like bickering, but also like, is literally the thesis statement of our podcast.
00:51:11.300 You're like, I hate that.
00:51:12.560 Yeah, she's like, that's a sound and not a word.
00:51:14.900 But even that, you know what I mean?
00:51:16.280 I love watching her.
00:51:17.060 I love irritating her.
00:51:18.060 It's my favorite sport.
00:51:20.060 And I'm going for a three-peat.
00:51:22.260 Peyton in six.
00:51:23.180 I'm irritating under.
00:51:25.580 I love that.
00:51:26.780 Exactly.
00:51:27.220 I think that's really fun.
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00:52:30.960 and stuff how do you guys like interviewing i know you interviewed a lot too because i saw
00:52:34.120 a lot of your clips with in style i believe oh like interviewing i mean like i guess like
00:52:39.820 traditional media i would say like um hunter's like the vet in that and i think like digital
00:52:45.480 first like interviewing is something like something that's like oh let's like have a
00:52:49.560 conversation that we'll make sure like we hit on this trending thing and then talk about like a
00:52:53.180 really quick something for social is like i would say a bit more of like my expertise and then we
00:52:57.400 blend right in the middle for um the kind of conversations we like to have like not to make
00:53:01.620 it too strict but also like have some play and also get to the meat of a thing yeah but we don't
00:53:07.040 have guests i would say we have like every other episode yeah yeah yeah that's why i'm with my
00:53:11.380 sister too yeah usually it feels more like a conversation yeah i love that and less of a
00:53:16.140 like an interview podcast because i i i don't know they're just there's so many of those
00:53:20.880 sometimes that i'm like i agree i kind of don't need to hear someone like cosplay i don't know
00:53:26.500 like 60 minutes correspondent i agree i think the same thing i was like i just had scott evans on
00:53:31.400 who i love and he was like i was telling him i really loved his interview style too because it
00:53:35.540 feels like a conversation as opposed to like just straight like i'm just asking you questions yeah
00:53:40.540 that's why i was curious how you guys like doing because i both i i know you had a lot of traditional
00:53:44.040 training in that and then i know you also did like a lot of in person the in style stuff i saw a lot
00:53:48.800 which I loved
00:53:49.840 but I love how you guys
00:53:50.640 like the way that you
00:53:51.660 would interview
00:53:52.080 felt like
00:53:52.780 very similar to me
00:53:54.000 I think it's also
00:53:54.860 it makes a lot of sense
00:53:55.560 that we're the same age
00:53:56.400 I do not have ADHD
00:53:57.920 I don't think
00:53:58.360 I have OCD
00:53:58.980 that's good
00:54:00.100 that's a cousin
00:54:00.580 a different kind of 0.99
00:54:01.820 mental illness
00:54:02.360 a different prison
00:54:03.240 different prison
00:54:05.880 right next door 0.99
00:54:06.560 my sister's not twins 0.99
00:54:07.980 my sister actually has ADHD
00:54:10.860 and so does my mom
00:54:11.880 oh
00:54:12.300 so like yeah
00:54:13.020 so they both have that
00:54:13.960 and I have OCD
00:54:14.960 so I have that
00:54:16.200 the other fun
00:54:16.920 little awful thing
00:54:17.660 we have a different kind of fun love okay cool oh i just remembered too earlier we talked about
00:54:22.740 you wanted to talk about the rock yes i just remember that sounds like it was my writer to
00:54:27.020 be like we have to talk okay take it away because you didn't even look at me you like looked at
00:54:32.760 producer which is great i was looking at the camera okay oh okay okay i was like oh um you're
00:54:38.780 like so payton go like i have a speech together that's like kind of um never i never feel more
00:54:43.980 separate from Peyton when we talk about our taste in men truly I think that exactly no no no that's
00:54:49.840 really where that's how I feel when my sister talks about men too that she finds attractive
00:54:53.040 I'm always like yo we are an ocean apart yeah I'm like what and I won't see you on the other side 0.98
00:54:58.660 I can't even see you from the fucking shore bitch I can't even see you from there I actually left 0.99
00:55:03.680 the beach I'm in my house the door is locked I left the beach I'm in my car I'm headed I'm in 1.00
00:55:07.860 in the woods I just like don't I just think he is like sex I think him and Vin Diesel 0.99
00:55:14.160 are a big bald guy lover yeah I love like a like a big man like Vin Diesel his titties sit it's 0.98
00:55:23.320 crazy like I'll send you a pic it's a good one and he's also really into like I feel like they're 1.00
00:55:27.340 also really emotional men I do love big tits on a man me too I do love that do you like big tits 0.99
00:55:32.080 on a man totally yeah i love like i need something i hate when it's like i made this joke once about 1.00
00:55:38.960 who the fuck was it oh it was a guy who was saying awful things about me but i said like his chest was 0.94
00:55:43.860 so concave if i knocked on it his heart would shoot out his back like like really hard and i 0.99
00:55:48.520 was like see that shit's ugly to me i'm just kidding i'm not attracted to that personally so 0.98
00:55:54.420 i need i need big meat i like meat on the chest i'm me too um i see you i don't know i feel like 0.99
00:56:00.340 it's funny like the people like i date are normally like um twink coded like right like gay yeah 0.93
00:56:05.540 right but then when i'm like oh my god man like what the heck
00:56:10.520 the one time i was like dabbling in like exercising my bi rights i like dated was trying to
00:56:19.360 date this guy that like looked like jesus christ the original like he was like fine and i'm like
00:56:24.140 if i can't connect with this like then i don't think it's meant for me like it's like you're
00:56:29.140 yeah you're the original source like you're like you're like you you tell me am i gay
00:56:33.060 what are you picking up on he's like yes i was gonna say i'm glad you brought it up
00:56:39.240 yeah yeah but i'm glad to know you love the rock i do so much moana's a perfect film yeah
00:56:44.580 it is i agree yeah and i'll tell i'll tell him you said that please do like he's
00:56:49.920 he's blushing i hope he's a performer he's a full-body performer he's like really good and
00:56:57.580 he's funny as hell honestly he's funny and he's very nice and i actually just recently met someone
00:57:02.420 who was like a huge huge fan of the rock and um i was talking to her about him a little bit she
00:57:08.000 was just like i'm just like i hate to ask like is he nice and i was like yeah he's the nicest like
00:57:13.860 he's so nice and um i actually was letting her look at my phone because uh and i'll let you look
00:57:19.040 at it too pain because he sent me a bunch of voice notes like through um instagram dms when we were
00:57:23.600 talking about him coming on the show so he was he almost exclusively spoke to me in voice notes he
00:57:28.280 like did not send me one text it was all in voice notes and the way he talks is like it feels like
00:57:32.780 he's talking to a crowd but he was only talking to me wow i was like i was letting her listen to
00:57:37.380 the voice sounds that's how big of a fan she is i'm like sweating right now in case you're wondering
00:57:42.320 is anyone picking up on that like that's he's my Channing Tatum he follows me on instagram
00:57:46.500 but honestly i low-key swindled that because when i filmed with him we like made a funny tiktok and
00:57:51.740 they were like oh we'd love um to collab it like collab posted on instagram i'm like oh that'd be
00:57:56.660 awesome unfortunately he does have to follow me in order for that to happen so and then i said
00:58:01.480 that about tiktok too and it turns out he didn't have to follow me to do that so i got that follow 1.00
00:58:04.960 too finesse take that bitch for the record like changing my like don't have a rapport like actually 1.00
00:58:11.460 at the time i made my girlfriend photoshop like my face on zoe kravitz's head on that bike photo 0.99
00:58:16.700 of them and then I said like
00:58:18.180 Trinidad followed and he said LMAO
00:58:20.420 and that was it so like that's it
00:58:22.000 but there's so much in an LMAO
00:58:24.200 that's what I'm saying and he did not
00:58:26.600 have to say that he did not have to LMAO
00:58:28.780 you should have left me on scene
00:58:29.860 yeah so
00:58:30.740 okay to pivot I do have
00:58:34.600 some fun facts about you guys
00:58:36.100 about each of you you guys
00:58:38.680 can let me know if they're fun
00:58:39.860 and if they're not fun then I count it against 1.00
00:58:42.620 Amanda and she will lose her job 0.98
00:58:43.980 so no pressure no pressure at all
00:58:46.460 okay so uh well this first one says that you met in a film studies course at emerson college
00:58:51.600 where you got into a beef over whether your teacher was hot that is also true that's crazy
00:58:58.560 and there was a winning team yeah well yeah for some of you love men you guys were just talking
00:59:03.660 about disagreeing professor um so which one thought which one of you thought that they
00:59:10.680 were hot yes oh yeah i feel like maybe knowing what you thought they were hot and you thought
00:59:18.640 they weren't it was the opposite yeah you can only guess if we i feel like it would have been
00:59:22.880 if we showed you a photo yeah and then if i saw the photo i probably would have been able to guess
00:59:27.820 a real straight girl's like oh a creative type and i'm like he knows a lot about movies 1.00
00:59:32.560 straight objectifying ugly 1.00
00:59:34.640 a lesbian 1.00
00:59:37.440 but it's like 0.57
00:59:38.260 oh this isn't a good photo
00:59:39.220 you have to
00:59:39.500 no you're straight 0.84
00:59:40.320 straight girls love to be like 1.00
00:59:42.120 no that's a bad one 1.00
00:59:42.780 go to his tagged photos
00:59:43.960 and you'll see what he really looks like
00:59:45.340 I'm sorry
00:59:48.000 I swear he looks better
00:59:48.820 I swear
00:59:49.500 as a person
00:59:50.340 you have to get
00:59:50.740 you just have to get a vibe
00:59:51.500 you have to get it
00:59:51.920 I don't like men who post
00:59:53.280 so like you have to go to his tagged photos 1.00
00:59:54.820 I totally get that
00:59:56.440 yeah
00:59:56.680 or when they post too much of themselves
00:59:58.540 you're like
00:59:59.180 get a job
01:00:00.320 yeah
01:00:00.660 no no no
01:00:02.220 sometimes when I see men do like
01:00:03.820 um a day in the life or like vlogs i'm always like that's not for you no nobody wants to know 0.90
01:00:10.580 what you're doing all day i don't i don't but the most random woman who's like she has maybe a 1.00
01:00:16.100 hundred followers on instagram reels and then i see her on my reels and she's like spend the day 1.00
01:00:20.560 with me as a stay-at-home mom in like tuscaloosa i'm locked in i'm gonna watch the whole thing
01:00:25.020 as soon as it's a man i'm like get a job or go to war pay a bill yeah chop a tree
01:00:33.500 do something useful oh my god well i'm glad to know that your guys's friendship was born
01:00:40.640 and arguing that's a beautiful thing i was like great we will never beef up our boy though
01:00:44.920 for many reasons
01:00:47.180 okay it says when you were in college hunter asked payton to start a fashion culture column
01:00:54.220 for the school newspaper called dick's pics yeah that's funny i can't believe you got that name
01:00:58.880 cleared well it is my last name yeah legally her last name is my dad really set me up for that 0.89
01:01:04.160 success thanks a lot dad I remember the last dick pic I got from a guy was on snapchat I believe 0.95
01:01:11.980 yeah snapchat that was vintage yeah vintage big time ancient they're like cutting to I'm in black
01:01:18.180 and white to like gen z right now and I remember I got it on there and it was a guy I was talking
01:01:22.940 to but we had kind of stopped and then he just sent me that and I was like but it was one of
01:01:26.960 those like it was like a full body which is honestly jarring like were feet in it no it was
01:01:32.980 like quads up completely nude oh right quads up because it was like you're in the dorms you know
01:01:39.140 like sometimes your sink would be outside yeah so it was like the counter was kind of low so it's
01:01:43.460 like everything that he felt was necessary was in the picture right it's like knees up and it was
01:01:49.380 kind of looking i like joke that it looked like a before and after picture like when you're losing
01:01:53.920 weight you're like you have to take a picture before that you do like a stitch of it that's
01:01:58.640 what it looked like because he was kind of like standing like this but it looked like he had just
01:02:01.960 gone out of the shower so obviously the towel was like pushed down like he just like opened it for
01:02:05.800 me lucky me oh and um i remember i screenshot it and to save it and i forgot that they had added
01:02:13.460 that they let you know when they screenshot it and then he was like lol you you screenshot it
01:02:19.380 with a question mark i didn't respond then he said uh what are you gonna do with that devil
01:02:24.420 emoji didn't respond then he responded again he goes well did you at least like it didn't respond
01:02:30.060 wait like loki took some bag like no like it's getting me no you want to know something crazy
01:02:35.220 about that guy though fast forward all these years later when i'm doing this i'm working an event that
01:02:40.720 i i will bleep but it was i don't know if you guys are familiar it's a it was a big thing back
01:02:45.960 in the day but it was like a based thing anyways I go as a creator um and like at the time the
01:02:52.780 agency I was with at the time was sponsoring the event so my face is blown up like huge and it's
01:02:57.980 on walls in this hotel and I'm walking around and my family's there my team's there my husband's
01:03:03.380 there and we're like walking we're meeting up with my um my family in this like booth or lounge or
01:03:08.780 whatever and my sister calls me and she's like dude you're not gonna believe who's working
01:03:13.260 security and i was like oh who she tells me it's this guy we we used to work with back in the day
01:03:18.340 i'm like oh my god that's crazy no way okay i'm gonna see you in like five minutes walk up there's
01:03:23.240 two security guys one of them's the one my sister told me about the other one that guy
01:03:26.900 did he follow up huh did he follow up yeah you know he literally well obviously he recognized
01:03:34.020 me and obviously he remembered me so when i saw him i was like this is the worst day of my life
01:03:38.140 my the only two people with me when I went through that security my dad my husband perfect awesome
01:03:43.520 I go through and then I'm he's like hey I was like hey how are you oh my god long time no see
01:03:52.300 and my husband's there and I'm like this is my we were a boyfriend or girlfriend at the time so I
01:03:56.780 was like oh this is my boyfriend um this is so-and-so and I was like we went to college
01:04:01.580 together like to my husband and then that guy goes yeah we went to college together you shut 1.00
01:04:09.460 your fucking mouth i was like whoever the fuck you were with in college she's dead i killed her 1.00
01:04:13.900 so you be quiet that's crazy yeah i know he's really gnarly yeah mind you he's working security 1.00
01:04:19.440 okay what else he said fuck it why not 0.99
01:04:23.640 Let's not put it all out there. 1.00
01:04:25.220 Let's put it on the table.
01:04:26.560 Yeah, we went to college together. 1.00
01:04:27.900 We did, bitch. 1.00
01:04:29.260 I was like, we did go to college together. 1.00
01:04:31.360 Why are you putting that around like we didn't?
01:04:32.860 We did.
01:04:33.100 I don't like a man who uses air quotes like that.
01:04:35.240 Like that's-
01:04:35.680 Especially indirectly.
01:04:36.420 In your fingers down.
01:04:38.860 Put your hands in your pocket.
01:04:40.020 Don't you ever do that again.
01:04:41.340 Cover up.
01:04:42.140 Keep your hands where I can see them, actually.
01:04:45.060 To age myself even more, 0.99
01:04:46.640 my most memorable dick pic that I received- 0.99
01:04:49.040 I would love to hear it. 0.99
01:04:49.640 Of course, I'm prompted.
01:04:50.180 was um maybe i was in like ninth or tenth grade and this boy was like no i have a really huge 0.98
01:04:55.980 dick i'm like okay like i'm trying to play games with my friend lauren and then he sends a photo 0.99
01:05:01.280 of his completely hard dick next to what a tevo remote for scale a tevo remote's pretty pretty 0.99
01:05:09.280 big i was like you're right i mean i said tea like it was big i mean nothing ever happened 0.99
01:05:18.180 Did you send him the baddie chain picture?
01:05:20.480 Come and get this, come and get this queen, you earned it.
01:05:22.680 Come collect, yeah.
01:05:24.100 I was like, this is not for me for a few reasons,
01:05:26.360 but good work, it was peace and love.
01:05:28.520 Good work.
01:05:29.360 It was really impressive, actually. 0.99
01:05:33.360 What about you, Hunter, your most memorable dick pic? 0.99
01:05:36.580 Would you like to share? 0.99
01:05:37.620 Okay, something has happened in the ether
01:05:39.740 in the last two weeks. 0.99
01:05:41.680 I've gotten more DM slides, more dick pics 0.99
01:05:44.600 than ever before in my life. 0.99
01:05:46.200 And I don't know what it is.
01:05:47.420 That's crazy spiritually.
01:05:48.600 I sensed it.
01:05:49.240 That's why it came up.
01:05:50.040 Like that, I promise you, it's so weird.
01:05:53.080 In the last two weeks.
01:05:54.380 Yes, so many men have crawled out of the, like so many.
01:05:57.120 Crawled out of it.
01:05:58.100 Crawled out of the woodwork.
01:05:59.240 Somewhere, hell.
01:06:00.120 No, it's like, I'm like out of like the distant past.
01:06:03.280 I mean, so many more like, hey, like whatever, like, hey, like just circling back, like following up, like, you good?
01:06:10.600 Like, should we go out again?
01:06:12.180 And I'm like, look at the last 10 messages that are unreplined to you.
01:06:16.280 No, you shouldn't.
01:06:17.420 No.
01:06:18.260 Based off the history of this messaging, no.
01:06:20.180 Oh my God.
01:06:21.020 We shouldn't. 0.99
01:06:21.860 They're like, and here's a dick, just in case. 0.98
01:06:23.900 And in case you need convincing, 0.99
01:06:25.040 I got one of these.
01:06:25.880 Something to consider.
01:06:28.780 Another one, let's see, Peyton, 1.00
01:06:30.860 you worked at Urban Outfitters in college. 0.98
01:06:33.340 Hell yeah.
01:06:34.720 And how was that gig?
01:06:36.320 How long do you have?
01:06:38.440 Honestly, most informative was like,
01:06:39.900 I worked at, I was a retail diva.
01:06:42.460 I was working, okay.
01:06:44.260 I did Urban Outfitters first, then Sada.
01:06:47.420 and then I worked at All Saints as well yeah oh nice couldn't afford anything up in that store
01:06:52.580 but it was fun to work there yeah All Saints my sister and I call that the redacted store
01:06:57.560 sure that's the only people who that's what they all the outfits look like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:07:03.840 like all pirates of the caribbean like core but like um a lot of people not too much yeah I know
01:07:09.080 I was like we literally just watched that the other day like what is wrong yeah I do love those
01:07:12.920 dead man's chest anyone yeah we literally like the other night like to take the edge off like
01:07:19.540 okay last one's about hunter it says you used to be a nanny and once got in trouble because you
01:07:31.380 were reading instead of playing dance dance revolution with the kids uh yeah that's a true 0.71
01:07:36.080 story that was the worst job of my life and actually um that woman the mother like she and
01:07:41.740 mom used to work together and my mom brought her up recently was like do you ever do you know what 0.61
01:07:45.500 like what like where she is now i'm like no i don't talk to those girls anymore how old would
01:07:51.340 they be like uh uh or late teens i guess i was 17 they were 12. oh you guys are kind of close in age
01:07:59.340 to me that's pure yeah well that's a nanny queening out girls they want to play hide and seek
01:08:04.860 all day i was like loki like you're all too old like we're too old for this
01:08:08.620 i truly didn't forget it i was like why why you got in trouble for reading yeah because i was
01:08:17.220 i think i was in the right okay so it's summertime they want to play
01:08:22.600 fleur de sel it means flower of salt in french because of the delicate floral like crystals
01:08:32.040 it leaves on seawater as it evaporates hand harvested and rare some call it the caviar
01:08:37.740 of salts for its premium flavor most restaurants don't use it due to its price but at chop steak
01:08:43.460 house and bar we won't use anything else to finish our 100 canadian steaks they deserve it
01:08:50.640 taste the difference reserve your table at chop.ca
01:08:54.520 the video game was whatever they had a really stinky dog and i was modeling good behavior
01:09:02.080 and reading my book all day yeah i didn't see any problem
01:09:05.380 that's how i learned as a child from modeling good behavior i'm an only child if you couldn't tell
01:09:12.900 it's like it is coming out and like it's all over you honestly having having an only child
01:09:19.100 but an only daughter is so chic it really is i love that my your parents are so too for that
01:09:24.820 i want to i have two oh yeah i have an older sister and a younger brother
01:09:29.200 i think having a sister is so beautiful i agree yeah i agree i know i want to physically fight
01:09:34.240 one so badly like we were just talking about the kardashians how they like throw hands i'm like
01:09:37.820 that's beautiful i literally love it no i i like watched super cut on youtube shorts about that
01:09:44.800 one where they really went after each other like kim and corny that was crazy cinema but my brother
01:09:50.640 and i i have an older brother a year and a half older and we were when i realized i was bottom
01:09:54.600 heavy i was like oh i've been wasting time throwing hands i'm gonna throw feet and so i
01:09:58.400 started kicking and that that got me kind of far and i was like oh i loved i was always really rough
01:10:03.140 as a kid so I liked having an older brother yeah but I was but I kind of wish I had a sister maybe 0.95
01:10:11.340 to soften me up a little I guess well I don't know I have one too and it didn't really do shit for me
01:10:17.580 me and my sister are two years apart like we're two years apart in age but we were only a year
01:10:25.680 apart in school because of um like uh when my sister was born she's a Sagittarius so she was
01:10:30.540 in december so she had to start late and then i couldn't wait to go to school i like begged my mom
01:10:35.980 to go to school i'm like what do you mean she gets to go and i don't and then my sister was felt like
01:10:39.920 she was being taken to prison she was acting like a pow every time she had to go to school
01:10:43.220 because she had to be away from my mom so we were like opposites i was like take me there take me
01:10:47.480 there take me there every time i saw her going to school uh because i loved school but we we never 0.98
01:10:52.300 really fought like that like sometimes i think i'm like is that white girl shit like i don't know 0.99
01:10:57.160 like the actual fighting 1.00
01:10:58.680 only because my mom 1.00
01:10:59.540 would never 0.77
01:11:00.080 close hands
01:11:00.620 never that
01:11:01.180 just the actual fighting
01:11:03.120 like swinging at each other
01:11:04.300 kind of thing
01:11:04.740 like we would like
01:11:06.000 I guess push sometimes
01:11:07.600 but we would really
01:11:08.240 mostly just yell at each other
01:11:09.400 if we did fight
01:11:10.160 and we grew up
01:11:11.220 really close in age
01:11:12.140 like we started really
01:11:13.500 chafing against each other
01:11:15.080 when my sister started driving
01:11:16.740 in high school
01:11:17.480 because then we were together 0.99
01:11:19.260 all the fucking time 0.99
01:11:20.660 like we went to school together 0.99
01:11:22.140 we played sports together
01:11:23.080 we were on the same teams together
01:11:24.280 like the only thing
01:11:25.460 that we weren't together in
01:11:26.420 was class 0.97
01:11:26.980 like physically yeah and so but we were always in the goddamn car together that was like one of 0.98
01:11:31.220 those times where it was like i think i fucking hate you um but then after a while i was like no 0.98
01:11:35.760 i don't you're my best friend in the whole world yeah having a sister teach you how to bark back 0.98
01:11:39.680 though like did you learn like how to because you're so quick and i feel like part of that
01:11:43.540 like people i know with sisters yeah really know how to how to cut yeah yeah i would say yeah with
01:11:50.460 words yeah definitely yeah but my mom's kind of like that too so i i kind of got it from her my
01:11:54.960 sister is just like my dad like my dad is physically very large my dad's a six six six seven my mom's
01:12:01.460 five three but my my mom is like all fire like all fire all everything my dad is so nervous my dad's
01:12:08.860 the most nervous man who's ever lived and he gave that wonderful trait to my sister like the most
01:12:16.200 nervous people like i always joke about it i took my dad to a clippers game because my dad loves the
01:12:20.860 nba and i worked with the nba and they're lovely and we like uh they invited me to a clippers game
01:12:25.500 and it was like a courtside thing and i was like oh i'd love to take you my dad was like yeah 0.96
01:12:28.860 that'd be great and then we go together and my dad gets in the car my dad's like anxious as fuck 0.62
01:12:33.220 like he's like like sitting in the car i'm like you all right and then he's like can you just tell 0.81
01:12:38.280 me like how many pictures they're gonna take me like just so i know when i'm prepared and i go
01:12:42.920 ain't nobody come to see you
01:12:44.600 I was like nobody's gonna take a picture 1.00
01:12:48.880 of you bitch 1.00
01:12:49.480 sending the temptations into the space 1.00
01:12:51.760 is great
01:12:52.880 wow
01:12:54.900 that was a really good line reading by the way
01:12:57.540 you fell into character and quick
01:12:59.880 that was good 1.00
01:13:00.560 nobody wants a picture of your big ass 1.00
01:13:03.620 they're gonna take pictures of me 1.00
01:13:04.620 and then my dad was like oh thank god
01:13:07.400 oh my god I was so worried I was gonna have
01:13:09.540 zero photos
01:13:10.460 sorry and then we get there and they're taking some pictures of me like on the court and stuff
01:13:15.480 and i ask my dad i'm like hey can you film or take pictures of me while i'm doing this my dad goes
01:13:20.440 yeah he's on the court with me i go okay and then i go and i'm taking all these pictures i go and i
01:13:25.780 look at my phone there is one singular photo on there that he took from a hundred yards away i 0.98
01:13:30.980 don't even know how he got that far and it wasn't on point five yeah i was like where the fuck did 0.97
01:13:35.580 you go like i literally was like where did you go in the stands to take this he goes well you told 0.96
01:13:39.660 to take picture i said i didn't say take a forget it it's like how do you even explain that i was
01:13:46.540 like daddy forget it forget it forget it so i would die for him yeah i literally love him so
01:13:53.660 i posted that picture that he took of me from a great distance for father's day last year and i
01:13:59.180 was like like how did you even get over there bro like what were you doing and also he got the most
01:14:04.060 attention ever when we were there like taking my dad there in a tank top was a mistake like every 0.97
01:14:09.020 man within a five mile radius yo you're fucking huge bro oh my god you play in the nfl men are 1.00
01:14:15.340 so gay i love that they are you're big man what's up with that they're so homoerotic yeah yeah like 1.00
01:14:22.340 sometimes when me and my husband go places like on our honeymoon for example we were at this really 1.00
01:14:26.580 nice resort in lanai and when we were staying there sometimes people like they wonder what we
01:14:32.260 do for a living because we look young and so they're like how do you guys afford this like
01:14:36.900 that's that's what i think the real question is but they always just kind of assume that my 0.98
01:14:40.740 husband is like a football player or something yeah i'm just his bitch wife that's just there 0.93
01:14:44.800 and i was like little do you know i'm the football player 0.99
01:14:47.440 okay so that is all the fun facts i have how were they were they pretty fun
01:15:03.940 they were fun yeah pretty fun not too bad no you guys are open books so it's hard to find some good
01:15:08.960 stuff i know yeah i'm like maybe we should start being quiet i feel the same way uh but i i loved
01:15:18.160 i first of all i really love that you guys were like first of all college girls me too i'm so
01:15:23.000 glad that this did not happen to me when i was actively going to college yeah um but also that
01:15:27.960 you guys are like you really were in the career field before you pivoted and you guys just believed
01:15:32.240 in yourselves also you worked in media and entertainment beforehand so i'm really curious
01:15:36.080 if you guys have any advice for anyone that maybe is currently in journalism or any sort of like film
01:15:42.600 kind of major or maybe they're working in that field and they would love to kind of pivot like
01:15:46.780 you guys did you guys have any advice for them i have something yeah i feel like there's a really
01:15:51.900 good or i when i reflect on like what success has like looked like for me for us i feel like
01:15:59.340 there's a really nice medley of trusting my gut,
01:16:03.160 take your probiotics, and building community
01:16:06.860 around the thing that you want,
01:16:08.460 and building the kind of community,
01:16:10.480 like don't be afraid of asking for help,
01:16:12.340 don't be afraid of naming your wants and desires and needs,
01:16:15.740 and I don't think any of my success was so low.
01:16:19.380 I think everything that I got to make or do,
01:16:21.780 and even right now, I think there's so much more to create
01:16:25.040 has come from the collective and community care,
01:16:28.580 And I feel like that's also like our podcast.
01:16:31.100 You know what I mean?
01:16:31.320 Like I could not do this without her.
01:16:33.680 Like I'd just be like another thing
01:16:35.860 I'm going to get canceled for.
01:16:38.220 I need someone to be like.
01:16:41.360 But seriously, I think like, you know,
01:16:43.320 building community around the thing that you care about
01:16:44.860 is like probably like the most important thing.
01:16:47.920 Absolutely.
01:16:48.560 I love it.
01:16:49.220 And I think also like developing an expertise in something
01:16:51.760 like really knowing about thing that you're passionate about.
01:16:56.000 Like I sometimes it's sunny.
01:16:58.320 like we you know are just like all the time but like you know so much about like so many things
01:17:04.880 yeah i feel like you know that is something that i really like about like if we'd had no opinions
01:17:10.940 we didn't know anything would be boring yeah hyper fixate yeah yeah have really deep niche
01:17:15.840 obsessions hyper fixate get really obsessive about something um and then also i think you
01:17:20.220 have just be willing to let your career people look so obsessed with like branding and stuff
01:17:24.340 and i'm like yeah actually that stuff will be revealed to you like you'll so true you'll feel
01:17:28.720 you'll learn what your niche is because you're just like making so many things and like people
01:17:32.320 will tell you what they know you for totally and so i think people like try to reverse engineer
01:17:35.900 that too much i agree and i i think too to that same point it's like um authenticity right yeah
01:17:41.140 as corny and as much as people hate to hear it like when you give advice about like what you
01:17:45.360 know just be yourself like on camera it's fucking true like there's a lot of copy paste thing that 0.83
01:17:49.960 happens now especially with tiktok like people see people like oh vlogs in the morning work i'm 0.84
01:17:54.980 gonna copy that exact thing yeah um but it's like if you are just so everyone is so singular and
01:18:00.860 unique that if you offer your own like you have to have a point of view i think yeah but like if
01:18:05.400 like the two of you if you're so yourself it will like happen like i love how you described it it
01:18:10.240 reveals itself to you yeah like what that is and how it works yeah also the two of you are smart 0.89
01:18:14.640 as fuck and i love that it's obvious to me wait were you you liked school a lot i loved school 0.95
01:18:19.640 Were you good at math? 1.00
01:18:21.040 I was okay at math.
01:18:22.320 It wasn't my strongest subject.
01:18:23.880 My strongest ones were writing.
01:18:25.080 Yeah.
01:18:25.380 Yeah, writing and reading. 1.00
01:18:26.600 I've never met a beautiful woman who was good at math. 1.00
01:18:29.240 Yeah. 1.00
01:18:29.420 And tell her.
01:18:30.400 Like, she literally did a reveal on our podcast that she was really good at math.
01:18:34.180 Well, the thing I like is I like being privately, like, really smart.
01:18:37.720 Because I think I'm very publicly, like, I'm emotionally really, out of the friends I have,
01:18:41.600 like, I feel like I'm really emotionally, like, intuitive.
01:18:43.340 But I think, like, it's kind of fun to be like, wait, what?
01:18:47.300 Yeah.
01:18:47.520 And then secretly being like, no,
01:18:48.560 because actually I can read you to Phil first
01:18:50.420 if I want to.
01:18:51.460 But I think that like, you know, I don't know.
01:18:54.200 I like how like multi-hyphenate we are
01:18:56.620 in the ways that we express ourselves.
01:18:57.900 Like we can get real serious about things
01:18:59.640 and we can also play all day.
01:19:00.960 And, you know, 0.63
01:19:03.040 and she speaks Spanish.
01:19:05.460 Oh my God, I know three phrases. 1.00
01:19:07.260 What can't this woman do? 1.00
01:19:08.100 I know three phrases. 0.93
01:19:08.940 Don't worry, don't worry.
01:19:11.540 I joke about that a lot too,
01:19:12.660 where I know a fuck ton about things
01:19:14.900 that you would never guess. 1.00
01:19:16.260 Yeah, I know a lot about a bunch of bullshit. 0.99
01:19:20.020 I think it's just, I also attribute that 0.99
01:19:22.180 to having a photographic memory.
01:19:23.400 I do have one, so I can,
01:19:25.440 it's funny, my sister's joked before where she goes,
01:19:28.220 you know a lot about a ton of random things,
01:19:31.300 and I don't know how that's possible,
01:19:32.620 because I know you don't read.
01:19:33.840 That's what she always tells me.
01:19:35.000 First of all, you don't know that.
01:19:37.520 I'm illiterate, by the way.
01:19:40.440 But I think it's because I do love,
01:19:41.960 I love to know things,
01:19:43.260 and part of that I think is because I'm a know-it-all,
01:19:45.000 but and that's the virgo in me yes more than anything but i just love to know things and i
01:19:49.440 love bringing it out like you said like i love whipping it out yeah why not i'm an intellect
01:19:53.820 flasher you know what i mean because you know when it's showy when people are coming in trying
01:19:58.920 to like like i the thing i hate most in persons is when i try to make other people feel dumb
01:20:02.620 yeah and i think a lot of people on the internet like try to lead with that like try to make people
01:20:06.960 feel smaller dumb instead of like right kicking and having conversations well also if you're fun 1.00
01:20:12.320 and silly and a woman and a woman of color um they automatically assume you're fucking dumb yeah so 1.00
01:20:18.120 that's why a lot of the content i've made i'm like pee pee poo poo out my butt but obviously if you 1.00
01:20:22.880 guys listen to what the fuck i say there is a lot that is underneath it yeah but honestly i feel 0.99
01:20:28.020 like it's like pill and like cheese for a dog yeah i'm like if okay well if you're gonna learn 0.99
01:20:32.460 learn this way yeah some people learn through humor it's okay don't stop with me though first 0.79
01:20:39.480 me then roxanne gay the gateway drug yeah there you go it's one one plus one equals two it happens 0.98
01:20:46.300 well thank you both so much for coming on the show thank you i fucking adore y'all y'all are 0.98
01:20:51.240 we have to go get drinks with teffy oh immediately dinner and drinks and then she'll be the tasmanian 0.94
01:20:56.560 devil that runs around all of us oh my gosh so nobody believes me that she's nuts i tell people 0.98
01:21:01.060 all the time she's nuts like when you meet her in person she's a whirlwind it's true people i 0.97
01:21:06.720 I always joke, I'm like, Teffy, 0.95
01:21:08.160 who they think she is in real life
01:21:09.740 based off her online persona is who I am in real life,
01:21:13.040 and who they think I am in real life
01:21:14.540 is who she is in real life.
01:21:15.960 Oh.
01:21:16.800 I also didn't know you guys were so close.
01:21:18.980 Like, you're, I mean, you keep this cut, this whatever.
01:21:20.780 Like, your friend, it's hard to,
01:21:23.160 you never know with friendships online,
01:21:24.520 like what they mean.
01:21:25.360 Yeah, if they're real.
01:21:26.200 Yeah, and the way she talks about you
01:21:28.380 is really, really emphatic and beautiful.
01:21:29.220 Oh, thank you.
01:21:30.060 Yeah, I do love her, and I would hope we're close
01:21:32.200 she was in my wedding. 1.00
01:21:33.160 And she was like,
01:21:34.400 No, yeah, she spent Christmas with my family one year by herself.
01:21:42.020 She was the loudest, most boisterous person there. 0.79
01:21:44.640 Well, Miami, yeah. 1.00
01:21:45.500 And the funniest thing she did when she was having Christmas at my house, 0.85
01:21:47.820 she put on every single gift she was given 0.95
01:21:49.700 because she wasn't expecting to get gifts,
01:21:51.120 but my family's big on gifts.
01:21:52.720 So we all got her stuff,
01:21:53.940 and she put on every single thing that day.
01:21:56.400 So she had, like, two hats on and a pair of socks and a scarf,
01:21:59.620 and she was like, this is the best Christmas of my life.
01:22:01.740 and she showered about seven times a day at my house but that's that's a whole nother thing
01:22:06.760 she showers too many times anyways i fucking love y'all i think you guys are amazing and incredible 0.76
01:22:12.400 and so important to the space and thank you so much for coming on the show thank you i adore 0.96
01:22:16.260 you both i can't wait to go on your show yes they did they did ask me that's not me inviting
01:22:20.500 myself they did ask me so i will hit quality italian right now nobody listens to me that
01:22:27.180 restaurant is unbelievable quality italian if you ever want to sponsor the podcast let me know
01:22:30.840 then we can film an episode there
01:22:32.260 I'm gonna force you guys
01:22:35.120 to go to Midtown 1.00
01:22:35.620 for me and Quality Italian
01:22:37.120 we'll do it
01:22:37.780 I already go for Olive Garden
01:22:39.320 okay period
01:22:40.200 see
01:22:40.520 well and Quality Italian's better
01:22:42.060 it's better
01:22:43.160 level up
01:22:44.280 not in my book
01:22:44.840 I'm telling you
01:22:45.400 Quality Italian sounds like
01:22:46.840 the off-brand version
01:22:47.460 of Olive Garden
01:22:48.100 I'm telling you
01:22:49.840 it's Quality Italian
01:22:51.080 I'm telling you
01:22:52.000 it is
01:22:52.380 the name is fitting
01:22:53.240 we'll find out 0.99
01:22:53.960 we'll fuck around 1.00
01:22:54.480 we'll find out 1.00
01:22:55.020 perfect
01:22:55.760 well thank you all
01:22:56.640 so much for tuning in
01:22:57.580 to this episode
01:22:58.260 of the comment section show
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01:23:21.120 and hilarious and so smart you know how i feel about smart women i fucking love them but thank
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