The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - LOVE YOU 5EVER Ft. Nykita ｜ Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 there was like a trending thing where they were saying that i was trans for a long time

00:00:03.140 which to me is a compliment because i think to myself i'm serving a cunt bitch yeah no offense

00:00:08.360 have you met a trans girl we eat that's what i'm saying

00:00:12.840 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your

00:00:21.780 favorite everyone knows me nobody cares about me anymore you guys literally don't care about me at

00:00:25.560 all anyways on to the guests today we have the one the only the iconic the legendary the stunning

00:00:31.540 miss nikita joy i'm honored such high praise thank you for having me stunning talk about stunning

00:00:39.660 that's your catchphrase girl honestly i didn't even intend for that so i'm really glad that that

00:00:44.920 works has it caught on with like your i can't run away from that people just come up to me and they're

00:00:49.920 like stunning and i'm like i'm like i said i said it in a british accent one time and now i just can't

00:00:56.020 run away from it i feel that here here we are making it work for me i know i have like little

00:01:01.380 isms that i've said one too many times now they're just my thing oh yeah my thing is like they'll come

00:01:06.140 up to me and they'll be like do the laugh do it do it do it yeah yeah yeah and then i'm like well

00:01:10.740 you gotta make them laugh then yeah then i gotta force it yeah no and then i do like my customer

00:01:15.240 service laugh and then it's not the same yeah and then it's kind of like when you see mickey under the

00:01:19.620 head they're like oh i know it doesn't make illusions ruined i feel you but honestly like

00:01:24.560 that's not our job to keep the illusion going that's what i'm saying we're not like the way

00:01:28.820 that you expect us then that's on you period sorry love that not my fault no it's a character

00:01:33.940 no literally we're just vibing we're just vibing and look what happens just like and that's the glam

00:01:39.940 do you get that a lot too all the time the snapping all the time yeah i'm like i'm gonna

00:01:44.520 dislocate my knuckles if i have to do this every five seconds every single time oh i'm just like

00:01:49.520 yes queen yes queen you're just handing them out yeah literally you have to but honestly that's like

00:01:54.800 how i do community service now love that so philanthropy exactly women in stem all those things

00:02:01.320 literally that's me that's us that's us that's we i am so honored to have you i'm a huge fan i'm

00:02:08.240 honored to be here oh my god i'm honored to just be in the presence of you i just want to say just

00:02:14.740 from the jump just watching you be successful off of just being yourself and like honestly down with

00:02:22.480 men just like makes me it just brings so much hope i think to not just myself but literally women

00:02:29.840 around the world everyone so you're just amazing and i'm just so happy to be here and just thank you

00:02:35.200 i adore you and i literally my sister and i take a lot of your tips very seriously oh

00:02:40.720 but honored about hair care about makeup but me especially hair because i feel like hair i struggle

00:02:46.600 with the most here's the hair's the heart own world yeah it's so hard if you're not like a professional

00:02:52.540 yeah yeah it's hard to get into not with hair i'm not i didn't go to cosmo school i'm all self-taught

00:02:58.840 i was gonna say are you self-taught did you go to school at all no i didn't i love that i might go to

00:03:03.040 school now just for funsies just to like yeah might as well might as well yeah but no i'll

00:03:07.660 self-taught damn that's crazy and you were in professional makeup for a long time i was for

00:03:11.960 eight years i was beating those faces were you doing mostly like models fashion campaign like

00:03:18.280 started in bridal oh okay um certain bridal then when i got to new york that's when i started doing

00:03:23.360 the fashion stuff and doing that whole scope of work and then now i just paint myself period i love

00:03:30.080 this face retired these hands and i'm just having a blast i love that you all have also said in your

00:03:35.480 videos that you do your own makeup for every everything you're hired for i try to you try your

00:03:41.300 absolutely i literally i put it in i try to get in every contract if i can yeah please let me paint

00:03:46.360 myself i beg of you y'all you could do hair just let me do literally literally that's it is that just

00:03:51.680 preference i mean you know yeah like when someone that no one knows their face better than you do

00:03:59.320 yeah and so it's just sometimes it's just i just want to show up feeling cunt i feel you know you

00:04:06.900 gotta serve cunt exactly it's on the menu every day for you you have to serve it five course meal

00:04:11.860 preset no no changes no absolutely not um and so that's just i don't know it's just my vibe and

00:04:20.580 it's also like my meditation it's how i get ready for something i'm so jealous like wish i felt that

00:04:25.600 way oh my god no i mean i understand how stressful beauty can be yeah like that's why you hire a team

00:04:31.480 yeah true you know what's so funny is when i first started this show um when we like first got it

00:04:37.000 running my mom had asked me like are you gonna hire someone for hair and makeup and i was like well

00:04:41.300 i mean i'm pretty good at my own hair and makeup like i think i could do it but mind you at this point

00:04:45.040 i'd only been filming off a phone like hd camera is a little different but yeah with all the lighting

00:04:49.820 really sneaks on you and then so for my first like test shoot where we just did a rehearsal i did

00:04:56.180 like a fake a fake episode we just kind of went through it just to see how it would flow and stuff

00:05:00.720 and the very first one they filmed me with these cameras all these high-def cameras but

00:05:05.480 and they terrified me by the way and when i watched back the clip i said

00:05:08.700 i'm the fugliest person alive holy fuck like home i got and the way i called so many media i was like

00:05:17.180 hey i got a contract for you you want to work for me yeah yeah yeah turns out i can't do it turns out

00:05:22.540 i'm not good at that makeup on camera is completely different than makeup in real life yeah you really

00:05:27.320 gotta pack it on but you have to pack it on in a way that it looks like nothing yeah and people it's

00:05:31.760 like a delicate dance that it just takes a long time to figure it out it really does that's why i was

00:05:37.480 like i saw myself in that hd i said oh oh my god how do i abort mission no i don't have any friends

00:05:44.160 or how do i have any lovers oh my god because you're just naturally stunning i mean you heard

00:05:48.760 it here first so clearly it's true hi hello how are you i was like uh so in shock at my inability to

00:05:57.080 beat my face for a high-res cam no it's it's one of the most daunting things that anyone can do

00:06:03.480 especially for like professional it's mortifying and you worked in bridal for a long time oh god

00:06:08.800 that's so funny because my makeup artist now adam he's like i never want to go back to no no no no

00:06:14.520 if you can survive bridal then you can make it anywhere i know that's all he did brides and prom

00:06:19.520 is where like he started prom no i have honestly one of the most horrifying prom stories ever which

00:06:26.760 i'll have to save it but it was hi tell me now oh my god so basically okay so let me just set the

00:06:32.520 scene yes please so i was working in retail at the time i was a counter girl and i was doing eight

00:06:36.620 faces a day it was prom season in orlando florida and were you like a sephora or like mac okay it was

00:06:42.640 sephora um and i was on my last client of the day and i just had a brain fart you know and so this

00:06:49.320 is like a very niche explanation but basically i powdered i set the powder or i set right under the

00:06:55.580 contour before i bronzed yeah needless to say she had the most jizzled cheekbones she is serving

00:07:02.040 in her life literally and if you're watching this now my love i'm so sorry for ruining your prom

00:07:07.360 like i i put it on and i saw them in that moment i was like oh i fucked that up though you're like oh

00:07:13.340 i was like oh no and i was just and i had to play it off i was like no babe this is stunning this is

00:07:17.140 how the girls wear it like the things you're gonna eat i love to lie sometimes sometimes you gotta lie

00:07:22.700 as a girl anyone who has worked in retail or customer service you have to lie the customer

00:07:26.840 is always right you have to exactly so you're like no you don't get it like this is like no

00:07:31.020 this is cunt so like literally everyone's gonna be so jealous of you literally and like you said

00:07:36.260 it's just a women's it's just how women are is our trauma response is lying to get out of things

00:07:40.840 and sometimes i lie for fun exactly it's just because it keeps things interesting honestly you

00:07:46.700 can't have you can't let people like know your tea too much you gotta like kind of you gotta

00:07:51.480 throw them off your path a little yeah keep them on their toes yeah they're bloodhounds these people

00:07:54.660 and i'm not about to fall for that so it's so funny because my i told my uh my makeup artist adam

00:08:01.840 well he does hair and makeup which is really nice led to two and one love that but he talked about i

00:08:07.540 told him how i saw trixie and katya talk about it because uh trixie did makeup for a long time

00:08:11.540 and she said that it's like you're just doing kim kardashian over and over and over again

00:08:16.800 all they do is show you kim kardashian and then they want everything but what's actually in the

00:08:21.940 picture they want i like this full face of glam yeah but then i want the most natural lightest

00:08:27.560 moment and i'm like girl get a grip it's like a black because this is not it i know and sometimes

00:08:32.460 when he said he'd be doing it they'd be like oh but that's like so heavy and he's like i'm doing

00:08:37.220 the picture girl you asked me for the picture girl this is what i say if you have so many things to

00:08:42.620 say about the glam that i'm doing then do it yourself you seem like an expert hello you're

00:08:47.380 talking like an expert literally so here's the brush here's the puff i'm gonna just go take my 10

00:08:52.260 and i'll do a lab yeah i'll come back hopefully you're done or he told me sometimes like if you

00:09:00.500 pick if it's women and they pick like reference pictures of women that are not the same race or

00:09:06.180 don't have the same bone structure he'll tell them like it's not gonna look exactly like this but

00:09:11.380 i'll give you this on your shape exactly and then midway through they're like it doesn't look

00:09:15.080 the same it doesn't translate it's not the same it's a girl girl or someone comes in he said like

00:09:22.660 someone comes in it's like a bridesmaid or a maid of honor or a mother of the bride and they're like

00:09:26.940 is it supposed to look like that is that how you want it to look uh do you look stunning the

00:09:31.360 answer is yes and he's always like i'm not done yet oh that part where you literally sit them down

00:09:35.940 in the chair and you're like girl just trust the process yeah you're gonna look a little

00:09:39.920 whack-a-doodle for a little bit and then we're gonna get you real put together yeah it's gonna

00:09:43.560 look it's gotta look crazy before it looks great yeah but then there's nothing like the client who

00:09:47.520 like flinches at everything and then it's like after every step you put a brush down and they're

00:09:51.300 like actually i just feel like i'm like after every single step after every single step like i'm

00:09:58.160 doing individual lashes on a girl and she's like on it i'm literally on the outside of the eye she's

00:10:01.920 like can you put some in here i'm not there yet i'm working my way there literally girl give me

00:10:06.520 some time give me like at least a minute so i could do the literally i mean i mean 30 seconds

00:10:11.580 if you're generous like i'm just like i'll get there yeah just give me some time it's all right

00:10:18.540 you're paying me that's how i feel i'm like i'm paying you i trust you literally and i even like

00:10:23.280 my makeup artist too like i love him because he's also someone and he does someone faces a lot and it's

00:10:29.500 very different like i've had my makeup done by other people of different ethnicities which is like

00:10:34.140 totally fine i know some people are capable of doing all faces but mine is like not has not been

00:10:39.260 that experience like when i've worked with other people yeah um they don't always know how to do

00:10:44.140 my face because my face is very round like all my features are very round so i want someone who can

00:10:49.280 contour and bronze a rounder face yeah like someone who has your face which is much more chiseled is a

00:10:54.960 lot different the way you tackle like a foundation and i'm all like a skin first kind of girl so

00:11:00.160 wait you're a skin first kind of girl i mean in the sense that you're prioritizing i care more

00:11:04.880 about skin god i thought you meant you were doing skin first and i was like oh okay no yeah see i

00:11:09.420 don't know how to do that excuse me i think for for me i get a little nervous about asking other

00:11:15.580 people to do my makeup now especially now that i have adam yeah and he does my face i don't even

00:11:19.700 have to tell him anything anymore god bless adam yeah thank you adam wherever you are i'll just tell

00:11:24.680 him like if i want to do something a little different but for the most part he has my face down

00:11:28.100 like he could do it blindfolded in 40 minutes oh which is like a dream honestly i love my favorite

00:11:32.980 thing ever honestly and he's more talented than me so that's why i pay him to do it when people are

00:11:37.020 like you should give us a tutorial i'm like my tutorial is hire somebody else that's my tutorial

00:11:41.920 there you go hire an expert and honestly like that's just you just paint it forward

00:11:45.640 like that is you setting other people up for success there you go yeah thank you that's what i'm

00:11:50.540 saying i would just like to point out though that going off of what you said about how

00:11:55.100 not everyone can paint everyone yeah i just want to say that this is a little controversial

00:12:00.500 but if you're a makeup artist who can't paint everyone you're not a makeup artist exactly just

00:12:05.400 like if you're a hairstylist who can't do all types of hair yeah you're not a hairstylist you're a hair

00:12:11.200 and makeup enthusiast but you're not a professional exactly i know i think too like that's what adam's

00:12:18.380 told me before too because he's done women of all different skin tones skin types and so he says

00:12:24.100 the same thing he's like if you can't do someone who's dark skin and someone who's very fair and

00:12:28.040 everyone in between then like what are you doing you can't then you can't be a makeup artist like

00:12:32.480 you should just only do people that you're comfortable or just do yourself at that point

00:12:35.980 hello and he's also self-taught look at you honestly i really think self-taught people just like

00:12:41.440 have a little extra grit to them i think so you know like they really had to work for it

00:12:45.380 yeah one time i had a makeup artist do my makeup and i'm again i'm like i'm a full beat bitch i love

00:12:52.000 like beat me down bitch powdered everything i love a big lash like i love it all and so i she asked me

00:12:59.580 like oh what's your skin type and i was like well i'm on the drier side like i get a little oily in

00:13:04.280 my t-zone but i'm very dry so i need something that's a lot more hydrating otherwise it pills on my

00:13:09.660 skin and then it looks like i had like prosthetics on and i ripped them off which is horrible no

00:13:15.060 it's so horrible that's how dry my skin is so i told her that i told her she's like what brands

00:13:20.400 do you like i like told her oh like these are the kinds of brands that you know work well with my

00:13:24.580 skin type and then she's like okay and she pulls out her makeup and she only had one brand and it

00:13:29.860 wasn't any of the brands i said hey why'd you ask me honestly why'd you ask me girl why did i even

00:13:35.660 show up then i was like why am i here was that just like small talk like i thought you were asking me

00:13:40.660 because you were gonna do it no it really probably was breaking the ice with me i guess she's just

00:13:45.160 trying to get to know me a little bit better i'm so sorry it's like we were speed dating that's all

00:13:48.920 she was really trying to do and then she and she did a lot of the fingers like on the face yeah which

00:13:53.580 like that's cool great but it's not really a full beat thing like when you're doing full beat yeah i

00:13:59.800 can't know when you watch those vogue videos when they're like oh this is my makeup routine in the

00:14:04.220 morning and they're like okay can you please show the part where you stopped the camera got your

00:14:08.600 makeup fully done and then hit play because this is not your good they use three products yeah all

00:14:13.980 with the fingers no i don't believe you no no i don't believe you for a second you're only using

00:14:18.660 their products who were who paid you to be used so calm it down like liar yeah but see i get i

00:14:25.360 can't this is why i have trust issues and i know women lie because i am a woman and i also lie

00:14:30.260 hello i mean people in your comment section are gonna be like no she's not

00:14:35.300 yes i'm telling you right now yes she is i know i've had lots of people check so

00:14:40.880 so i mean listen yeah it's verified at that point literally people are so weird do you get a lot of

00:14:47.520 hate i honestly don't that's good i'm glad on my side of the internet i really don't i think i have

00:14:54.380 a really cute corner that's where no one really bothers me but it's in other people's comments it's

00:14:59.640 like friends comments when you're on other where i'm on other people's stuff where it's like people

00:15:05.300 just like see like oh she looks stunning and then it's just like that's a man and i'm just like you

00:15:11.060 know what you know what okay more man than you'll ever be so period there you go and your dad uh and

00:15:16.600 actually i'll fuck your dad how about that i already did twice how about that yeah he keeps coming

00:15:21.720 back so you tell me who's more of a man literally literally i didn't say he was on top so

00:15:26.760 nobody asked exactly i get i'm so happy i always like to ask my guests too like if they get any sort

00:15:36.180 of hate if they don't and when they say no i'm like so thankful that you don't yeah because this

00:15:40.620 is awful it's pretty bad you yeah i mean everybody gets high to eat you up but they don't they try

00:15:46.420 they're famished they're malnourished yeah it's the same it's the same like three insults every

00:15:52.120 time yeah they also call me a man did you know that there's like a there was like a trending thing

00:15:57.280 where they were saying that i was trans for a long time which to me is a compliment because i think to

00:16:01.800 myself i'm serving a cunt bitch yeah no offense have you met a trans girl we eat that's what i'm

00:16:08.560 saying we serve like i'm serving so much cunt if that's the case like you're welcome again more

00:16:14.700 forms of community service just i think they well they think that's an insult which is not by any

00:16:21.320 stretch so it doesn't bother me but like it also it especially doesn't bother me when it comes from

00:16:25.460 a thuggo you know what i mean it's always the incels yeah and they're like the ugliest people alive

00:16:30.980 like what's the what are the odds you know what i mean like hot people don't waste their time doing

00:16:34.820 that literally i mean honestly just go cry into your bank account at that point like yeah that's what

00:16:39.500 i'm saying literally i'm just gonna be like

00:16:41.220 sobbing scrolling through my tv bank app like get over just whatever girl i'm like i it doesn't

00:16:49.640 bother me nearly as much as it bothers them so that's why i'm like i keep you up at night i'd

00:16:54.020 say that's a you problem that part you're thinking about me all the time and i sleep like this

00:16:57.200 on a casper mattress that i didn't buy hello you know beyonce with her little

00:17:02.320 that's me cozy thing yeah her like with yeah yeah yeah that's literally me literally like that

00:17:10.060 that's literally me every night yeah and that's why you look so well rested girl like got rid of

00:17:16.500 my eye bags cleared my skin that's happening over here it's really working okay so speaking of a

00:17:24.380 full beat fantasy that's what we're talking about with nikita today so we're gonna talk how like how

00:17:29.380 women who love to beat a face are criticized by men for being fake or you know what ugly yeah

00:17:37.060 truly i'm really ready men swear they know they really swear they know what makeup looks like and

00:17:42.380 what it doesn't you know what we'll say that yeah exactly they always think they're like girls will

00:17:49.420 show up literally with a full face of glam and the guys are like she looks so beautiful all natural

00:17:54.400 they'll show you a picture like a picture of kylie at like the met gala she has on six different

00:18:00.400 powders girl you need to get over the way they're like see this is a natural look sure no

00:18:04.920 sure it is literally it's because they've never seen a woman up close truly so they don't know what

00:18:12.100 a woman looks like period in any let alone felt the touch of one yeah so what would they know

00:18:16.780 literally literally okay so for those of you who are new and don't know what we do here on the

00:18:23.300 comment section is i bring videos that i was tagged in that are applicable to our topic and then we

00:18:27.740 laugh kiki tear them apart whatever is required of us so in this uh i just give little descriptions

00:18:35.480 of them so this is a three minute video perfect and a guy is reacting to women's before and after

00:18:41.300 full beat makeup videos saying this is why makeup should be illegal it's catfishing at its finest

00:18:47.500 you want to talk about catfishing men catfish all the time that all the time bitch it's their

00:18:56.080 favorite hobby yeah like when you see a bunch of pictures of them and they have a football helmet

00:19:00.000 on and every single one girl take it off i'm trying to see what's underneath it where's the

00:19:03.760 take it off i need the hairline receipts immediately and the face card let me see if it's going to decline

00:19:08.480 let me see it and it usually does it's overdrawn yeah no i just cut the card right in front of

00:19:14.160 insufficient funds no that's what comes up every time no it doesn't work yeah literally catfishing

00:19:21.540 have you ever been catfished do you online date or do you just date socially date at all date who has

00:19:27.420 the time girl uh not me i've been on the bench for years literally honestly and that's the thing if

00:19:33.620 you this is my question to you oh yeah you didn't have mr yummy um over here would you have the time

00:19:39.520 to date my guess is no no absolutely not exactly but i will tell you this i've had like verified men

00:19:45.300 like follow me on instagram you know that shit jumps to the top like they're like mostly athletes

00:19:50.580 and every man who sees this is gonna be like that's not fucking true yes it is listen your favorite

00:19:55.820 athlete has a crush on me and that's just not my that's not my fault it's not any of our phones but

00:20:00.240 they'll follow me and then they'll see like they'll go and like some of my old shit and then

00:20:05.780 they get to the part where they see billy like my boyfriend and they unfollow me that's happened

00:20:11.080 multiple times oh my god it's always athletes like that's who they're honestly that's the worst

00:20:16.220 they're notoriously the worst they're also the biggest whores ever oh can i say sluts yes sluts

00:20:23.420 whores literal sluts they're literally loose i know look they like sometimes like women will ask

00:20:30.220 me like how do you bag a professional athlete just be just literally exist be in the room do you

00:20:34.300 convert oxygen to carbon dioxide are you a plant no okay then yes perfect you can fuck wasn't it

00:20:40.260 adrian alima who said that a man would fuck a mcchicken yep so what and will and they have

00:20:45.980 they have there are men fucking grapefruits melons girl you can find they're getting creative

00:20:52.060 really they really are and professional athletes like they have so much money power and access that

00:20:57.600 like they want they want someone that they've never that nobody else has had like they'll take

00:21:02.940 anybody they really will you got a beating heart just be next to them literally they make it too easy

00:21:08.520 honestly they do and like give me a little bit of a challenge i would like i would like something

00:21:14.760 something yeah don't just give me a handout like make me feel like i worked for it a little bit

00:21:19.540 give me something to chase yeah just a little bit i'm bored a little bit of mystery come on

00:21:24.820 something they're so open and brazen about it they don't care they don't care at all they don't

00:21:29.440 but you know what they're not open about being in the dolls dm girl i was gonna say see that's

00:21:36.880 it's that's like a whole hidden world oh it's an entirely the athletes musicians yeah the rapper

00:21:45.340 yeah the people who are booking movies like they're all over they are and they love the dolls

00:21:53.700 they are obsessed with the dolls they can't get enough of us truly who can blame them yeah but

00:22:01.300 it's the whole fact that they would never admit it in public yeah that just such trash grinds my

00:22:07.440 gears i was gonna say yeah has that happened to you a lot well not just with normal men but like

00:22:12.360 um it happens all the time i like people are always asking me like why are you single and i'm

00:22:17.980 like because men are the way that men are with dolls so it's like if i wanted to be if i wanted

00:22:24.040 to be a have a closeted boyfriend who like doesn't want to take me out past 10 or take me out before

00:22:29.300 10 p.m like when the sun's still then i would do that but no you know that's so yeah it happens all

00:22:34.820 the time that's crazy it's really but it is just the way it is yeah it's like something what's crazy

00:22:40.060 about it is that it's so like normalized within the trans community like all the girls know

00:22:44.820 the girls know oh we have group chats yeah just the guys pictures of hey watch out for this one

00:22:50.640 watch out for this yeah that's that's the awful part about it it's like it's normalized to

00:22:55.460 the trans community yeah but to them it's like like they just never i've never even like what

00:23:00.860 are you talking about that's crazy literally and not denial and not to be like not to like take

00:23:05.140 this off of makeup but like i just imagine the world that we would live in if people men of

00:23:10.040 influence were actually open and up front about who they're attracted to i'm proud about it literally

00:23:15.320 because it would change the lives of so many communities that are fighting for the lives

00:23:20.840 right now actually no that's not that's that's not even remotely close to underplaying it if anything

00:23:27.200 it's like it's underserving it in the sense that like how serious it is and how dangerous it could be

00:23:33.540 yeah it's crazy and it's also so like it's just sad like it's fucking sad to like to be so

00:23:41.340 like i don't even know what do you call it like hindered or handcuffed to your like toxic masculinity

00:23:47.940 you imagine no i can't imagine i can't live in a world like that where you're so ashamed to be who

00:23:53.120 you are and also like i don't know what the big deal is because you're still straight it's okay

00:23:58.620 like hello you're still eating pussy they're they're women it's okay it's okay like it just

00:24:05.380 it's crazy the influence that toxic masculinity like that has the trickle down effect it has

00:24:10.500 like you said if they if they stopped it or reversed it it would make a huge difference literally

00:24:14.740 it just it only takes one to like be honest about it and that's why i just have no respect for men

00:24:20.080 literally at all because any of them well some of them i like i like billy yeah even him yeah oh

00:24:27.460 barely just barely got it he's like just something he's on thin ice okay just like just like break

00:24:33.160 the ice a little bit don't play with me don't test me yeah i'm just kidding he's a good one at least

00:24:37.300 he knows he's one of the like three good ones in the world you know what i mean wait there's three

00:24:41.320 i was i was thinking like 1.5 i'm thinking him my dad and my brother oh that's it that's all three

00:24:49.120 okay let's look at the comments on this video so because they're obviously awful the catfishing

00:24:54.640 about catfishing girl about catfishing this one says this is why everyone should go on a surprise

00:25:01.320 date to the water park people they always say that have never watched my waterproof makeup tutorial

00:25:06.220 i know i've seen it hello i've seen patrick star do it too literally like submerged in water come up

00:25:13.980 hundred percent lacquered to the face men have no idea the wizardry that goes on in the beauty world

00:25:20.960 they have absolutely no contacts of how just like bibbidi-bobbidi-boop we are and we're just

00:25:27.660 waterproof yeah i know it's so it's like such a there's such a science to it like there's like so much

00:25:35.320 so many like different compounds you work with in order for it to not move it's chemistry yeah it

00:25:39.900 is physics women in stem women and that is what we are exactly literally so any sweat rain

00:25:47.380 yeah no that thing i don't have to worry about that i could cannonball into a pool literally and

00:25:51.700 this is not moving my hair would look different my face looks the same would look still stunning

00:25:55.940 so y'all can get over it beat down what are these comments this next one says stick with the

00:26:01.600 natural beauties at least you'll know what you'll wake up with again this goes this would imply that

00:26:06.920 they know what natural beauty looks like exactly which would imply that they've been close enough

00:26:10.840 to a woman in real life to see what natural beauty looks like when i was in college i was super into

00:26:16.680 strip lashes because i like discovered that big lashes are like my thing yeah so i was like this

00:26:22.040 is my personality the big lash a big a big and i got big like fucking anime eyes so i have a lot of

00:26:27.400 real estate let's accentuate them i need yeah i need a i'm making them even bigger yeah i'm making

00:26:31.900 them spooky spooky so i like put these big ass lashes on girl i would sleep in those if i like spent

00:26:37.540 the night with a guy i'll work yeah honestly and they think that's my real lash girl listen

00:26:42.320 you're stupid not a full mink 3d uh i got a lily lash and i'm literally meeky nose

00:26:50.040 i have ardell wispies on literally girl i wake up i said can you imagine we are but are you have

00:26:57.040 you ever done like the extensions yes that's what i have now oh do you love or do you hate i love them

00:27:01.920 oh wow i love them because i'm all about like no like time at all getting ready like if i do a

00:27:07.960 natural makeup in the morning because if i have laminated brows and lash extensions you're done girl

00:27:13.360 done put a little lip gloss yeah put a little skin and we're out yeah the door skin tint a little

00:27:18.640 blush and a little lip gloss when i was done when else does a girl need yeah me being a chapstick

00:27:23.240 girl even though i like i like surgically installed it so like i don't have to do makeup that's just

00:27:28.500 pure right out of convenience i'd rather just do it quite literally out of convenience i mean these

00:27:32.520 girls are tattooing their eyeliners on their faces i know and blush and lipstick wait they're

00:27:37.520 doing blush yeah i've seen tattooed blush yeah and lipstick where they do like a lip but the tattooing

00:27:43.440 lips thing looks painful some of the girls i've seen get it they love it but it takes a while

00:27:48.360 for it to like get to the color they love have you seen the right after process you know that the

00:27:53.940 lips uh-huh yeah it's so swollen you know that character in monsters ink after he like has that

00:28:00.100 thing on his mouth it's like it looks crazy insane but honestly like juvederm could never

00:28:07.080 it's true truly work honestly and it stays like that for a while while it fades down yeah and you're

00:28:12.780 like please be the right color yeah i'm literally too terrified yeah same i want to i want to be that

00:28:18.500 girl but yeah same i get too scared about shit like that yeah even like but that's why i mean like when

00:28:23.380 i was in college like i would if i spent the night with a guy i'd like leave the lashes on 100 and then

00:28:29.280 they and they stay because i glued them bitches down 100 they think those are my real lashes you

00:28:35.380 guys don't know anything because their iqs are zero that sounds like you guys don't know what

00:28:40.260 natural makeup looks like like yeah literally and you know what really the paradox of life is

00:28:44.960 what man have you seen without stunning lashes that's what i'm saying i'm saying i'm sorry why

00:28:50.720 god creator why why would you do that like seriously to all of us literally to all of us we're just

00:28:57.780 trying to survive out here yeah and you have us out here fighting for our fucking lives for every

00:29:02.860 hair every little follicle on my eyelid except for the hairs that are where we don't want them to be

00:29:07.980 exactly they're just those are nice and thick everywhere arms face i'm just like what i did not

00:29:14.300 order these this was not on the menu girl my boyfriend exactly that i did not order that no

00:29:20.500 when my boyfriend literally when we first started dating he how long have you been together six years

00:29:25.680 going six long time time you haven't already there uh when we first started dating i noticed that he

00:29:36.200 didn't really he had no skincare routine at all he just put less his body lotion on his face just

00:29:42.280 that's it and not one and not one zit girl not one it's always clear skin like he's like i don't

00:29:51.720 really have zits i'm like you don't oh oh what's that like it must be so hard go cry into your two

00:29:59.300 in one shampoo conditioner and body wash whatever i'm glad he was never that kind of girl but like

00:30:04.600 he had no just body lotion on the face i said oh that showed it to me i said what the fuck and

00:30:10.960 what archaic world are we living in you fucking caveman was it at least like a good face lotion

00:30:16.280 is nivea so yeah no great on the bod yeah love on the face it's like prison yeah no i have no idea

00:30:28.180 how he was doing that and nothing was wrong and he used baby lotion for a while too like johnson and

00:30:33.040 johnson i mean i guess that makes sense yeah it's a little bit better i guess but he'd just be like

00:30:37.960 like hard as shit and then that was it but you got him on a skincare routine right how many steps

00:30:42.480 now it's we have like a cleanser toner a mist oh two serums oh moisturizer i like that oh wow i

00:30:52.780 love that for you yeah that's why i put him on that in the hair care routine too like we have a pre

00:30:57.700 scalp wash like an oil let it sit for 20 minutes then get in the scalp scrub yeah detox condition the

00:31:05.860 end wow i love a man who's malleable enough to let a woman just turn him yeah glowed up version of

00:31:12.100 himself yeah exactly he was like i'm super open to like yeah just let me know and so i started giving

00:31:16.700 him and i got rid of his cologne because he was using a hollister one for a while and i said we're

00:31:20.660 in our 20s but we're we're done we're done we're in our 20s let's let's level up no no not even but

00:31:26.480 not like dior sauvage level up like we need something a little bit more nuanced and you know what's so

00:31:31.140 sweet too is like he loves like more androgynous scents like ones that could be used on either women

00:31:36.520 norman you get to wear them don't you so now he has like lalabo and then fleur and i think he has

00:31:42.640 a baccarat one oh but the scents are so light so that i can wear them too yeah yeah love you should

00:31:48.480 get him baccarat um amir sam and then you can wear it it's one of my favorite on girls love that yeah

00:31:54.040 oh period love that for us not sponsored unless you want to yeah please

00:31:58.920 he's like super like into like jewelry and stuff now and skincare and hair care and all that love

00:32:07.480 it i love that for you i eat it up literally i eat it up you get to wake up to someone stunning every

00:32:12.460 single day and that's just the life that you deserve that's the life that you literally

00:32:17.120 i remember when i was living um i lived with my boyfriend's parents for a while and uh his brother

00:32:24.380 was in high school at the time and i remember i like put all my skincare in there and like it's

00:32:29.120 all in my drawer i like have my own drawer and shit and so i have like all these were these steps

00:32:34.020 and stuff and i started noticing my shit was going missing like it was going down fast thieves and

00:32:38.720 that's only men who do that shit like they'll like scoop it out and like you know she'll never notice

00:32:42.680 really because i know by the millimeter yeah me too and i'm like this takes me three months to get

00:32:48.580 through how come it's halfway gone i've only been living here for two weeks and they say women aren't

00:32:52.800 smart i'm a detective on top hello and i remember i told him i was like i think your brother's using

00:32:58.260 my stuff and he's not the brother yeah he's like do you think and he goes i don't think so i'm like

00:33:02.900 i'm telling he samples it like a nordstrom counter girl i'm telling you right now and then he was like

00:33:08.080 really and then he went and asked me he goes yeah i've just been kind of trying i said listen i don't

00:33:12.680 care if you want to use it just tell me where you're putting it because i don't want to let me find

00:33:17.680 out you're putting it somewhere it's not supposed to go and be sanitary and the dispensing of it

00:33:21.280 exactly i don't need your listen men don't wash their butts i don't i don't need that in my

00:33:26.800 moisturizer no i really don't and that was my fear i'm like let me find out you're putting that

00:33:30.980 i don't need pink eye because i get a sty in both eyes because you're putting it somewhere it's not

00:33:36.240 supposed to be i rebuke return to sender that's why i literally was like i need you to tell him

00:33:43.860 like peace and love love it so much if you need a skincare routine i'll put one together for you

00:33:48.220 yeah i just go like this peace and love yeah but let me find out you're putting that somewhere

00:33:53.080 it's not supposed to be girl i'll freak out no i'm gonna put my foot somewhere it's not supposed

00:33:56.600 to be dad ass somewhere it's not supposed to be also dad ass okay let's go to this next comment

00:34:02.960 this last one says i'm so glad i suck at makeup damn shape shifters these are that's a pick me

00:34:09.880 a pick me but honestly like thank you for acknowledging how stunning we look i guess

00:34:14.560 if that is that the underlying message of that comment i guess like you look stunning boohoo me

00:34:19.620 when it's women attacking women for shit like that i'm always very confused because i'm like first of

00:34:25.060 all girl like i hope he calls you back i hope whoever you're waiting for to call you back sees

00:34:29.220 this comment and reaches back out to you girl i hope that happens because if not what was it all for

00:34:33.480 but at the same time it's like the bad bitch life is not for everyone and that's okay it's that's okay

00:34:39.880 it's really those aren't your vibes it's all right and that's fine someone needs to be in second

00:34:44.260 literally and we're here in first winning gold every day yeah that's okay sorry this life is not

00:34:51.900 for everyone we're just fulfilling the prophecy like my bad the oracle foretold so here i am

00:34:57.860 living me living up to my destiny my bad sorry that's how it was when i started getting nails and

00:35:03.880 stuff too um when i used to work nine to five um some of the girls were very like pick me towards

00:35:10.620 me they would say shit like they're like i don't know how you do anything with those uh they say that

00:35:14.600 to the dolls all the time yeah they do i don't know how you do anything like with those things with

00:35:19.060 with all that makeup on with all that hair with all those if you wanted to you would i do everything

00:35:23.860 you do just better and prettier and with nails minus i don't have nails today so don't look

00:35:28.320 it's all right i'm just gonna put my horrible hands back here oh my gosh i like i hate getting

00:35:36.500 those kinds of comments from women especially it feels very like girl come on uh what are you doing

00:35:41.720 girl i just honestly just say you want me to come beat your face it's okay i could teach you makeup on

00:35:46.700 your face sorry say you want me to come do your makeup because i will turn you out girl yeah yeah

00:35:52.420 and then you see like when they get their makeup done like for real they're like feeling themselves

00:35:57.380 that's a good thing it's one of the best things to give someone is the gift of that confidence

00:36:02.360 yeah there's nothing wrong with it at all go off make other people like annoyed with how confident

00:36:08.560 you are he is i do all the time so and look what and look where i got you

00:36:13.200 look where we look how far we look at the material look at us

00:36:17.460 okay let me move on to this next video this one is basically this is just a woman who's simply

00:36:25.660 putting a face of makeup on in her room while she's lip singing a song and all the comments

00:36:30.380 are like so she's doing it correctly great yeah so they're like pissed off that she's wearing makeup

00:36:34.880 god forbid like god forbid like have you seen meredith on tiktok um i and not only have i seen her on

00:36:41.820 tiktok i've seen her in real life that bitch is stunning she is she's gorgeous she can beat a face

00:36:46.920 down i know i really love the intensity of which she just like

00:36:51.720 same comes for everyone's throats like i'm here for it and then everyone's like how is that ever

00:36:56.880 gonna look good and then she ends up turning it she looks stunning yeah i gotta be honest i really

00:37:02.140 think that there are a lot of social i'm this is not like an attack at meredith duxray yeah i just

00:37:06.580 wonder if there is a cut i wonder if there's a turn off i feel like off i wonder i wonder i don't

00:37:13.340 i'm not saying that that's what's happening yeah i'm curious too to be honest i'm curious to know

00:37:17.540 only because i don't have the talent myself so that's what i would have to do yeah if i did it

00:37:22.720 yeah that's what i would have to do i know i mean i love i love the idea of just dumping out a bottle

00:37:28.920 of foundation and just i love that it sounds so glamorous to me but in to beat it down practice

00:37:37.300 i just wonder harder i'll have to try it yeah literally yeah you should try it i really should

00:37:41.960 be a great one get ready with me to use all of my makeup all at once that's the main reason why

00:37:46.480 that's the main reason i wouldn't do it that way it's literally because i would be wasting

00:37:49.980 product can you imagine how much product she must go through oh i can't even imagine she probably

00:37:53.460 gets oh she gets thousands of dollars worth of products sent to her 100 that's probably why

00:37:58.080 she's never have to worry about that ever again ever again and i think when women showcase talent

00:38:05.320 like that like their ability to like yeah be a face down like a huge step routine like takes a long

00:38:12.040 time it takes like two hours oh at least or even women who like do crazy eye looks or they do like

00:38:18.280 halloween looks or anything like that takes hours to do shit like that and then men are like oh we

00:38:23.840 don't even care about that like i'm not attracted to women who look like this i well it's not for you

00:38:27.800 that you don't respect art and like that means that you're not in touch with like i don't know

00:38:32.040 you're more feminine side and if you're a big lunkhead just say that like that's a lot faster

00:38:36.040 cut a lot of time out please it's it's also so exhausting for men to constantly be like we're not

00:38:42.900 attracted to that who's we who said we wanted you to be attracted to us who's we girl because

00:38:48.860 you're talking like you know every man in the world and you don't it's like just you and your

00:38:53.440 shithead friends okay it's secretly because they want to be yeah kind of which they will never be

00:38:59.100 able to have the facilities for that they can't even conceive that level no it doesn't even

00:39:03.780 conceptualize it's in a different it's an alternate universe for them that which they will never have

00:39:08.860 access to and you know dudes i'm sorry yeah and it's also like i feel like on a larger scale it's

00:39:14.520 like one of those quitting before you get fired things so it's kind of like totally uh i could never

00:39:19.900 get a bitch like that so i'm just gonna just say right now that i think she's mid like they say

00:39:24.820 that bullshit ass she's so mid like when men were saying that about margot robbie i said have you all

00:39:29.780 lost your mind collectively like literally you've lost your nut bitch like there's no there's no way

00:39:35.820 you look at her and you're like can you imagine mediocre typing that from your mother's basement

00:39:40.980 and then just like oh my god girl literally get over i just like thought like if you're gonna say

00:39:47.320 that about margot robbie i think it should be required that you post a picture of yourself

00:39:50.920 where you're at currently right hairline in view yeah we need to be we need to stand under a door

00:39:56.120 frame while holding a w2 and then i'll tell you if you have the facilities to judge margot robbie's

00:40:01.960 looks literally t.s madison do you follow her no i but i know her t.s madison such a fucking so

00:40:08.660 fucking funny badass bitch literally so funny and she says that if you're gonna talk to me like that you

00:40:13.620 take a white towel wipe between your butt cheeks and then post that

00:40:17.300 that's my requirement literally that's my literal requirement and honestly that's the bare minimum

00:40:25.680 that's it that's all i want to see and then i'll tell you if you have the the right to judge somebody

00:40:31.420 else's so you can leave your dingleberries over there and seek help immediately immediately

00:40:38.580 expeditiously i'm gonna read these comments so this first one says more paint than on my wall

00:40:45.540 sure first of all sherwin williams is not sold at sephora so you can kindly nice try i don't see bear

00:40:53.600 in ulta okay hello try this one says try ask try ask again okay but why skin is damaged

00:41:03.540 hmm here you have reason or reasons he wrote that like a haiku i felt very like five seven five you

00:41:12.340 know what i mean try ask again why skin is damaged okay that's not always indicative of makeup no it's

00:41:21.340 no it's actually more indicative of not completely cleansing that makeup off there you go if he knew

00:41:26.280 anything he would have not left that comment that even sometimes past that it's internal yeah

00:41:31.000 literally have we heard of hormones literally have we heard of genetics

00:41:35.020 is that no dna that doesn't exist okay no it never applies yeah it's like it's like oh your skin is

00:41:44.560 like men can make fun of skin like well it's like a double-edged sword because if women have poor skin

00:41:50.480 they get lit up for that too yeah and then if they use makeup to cover it they're accused of catfishing

00:41:55.700 which is just ridiculous and insane meanwhile men walk around with those pores looking like that

00:42:02.240 forcing us to look at them girl literally huge and they just we're supposed to let them just walk

00:42:09.540 yeah then i make fun of your back knee and i'm a bad guy uh all of a sudden we've gone too far

00:42:14.120 we've taken the joke too far when i make fun of your back that you gave yourself by getting on

00:42:19.400 right i mean you hello and then you lay down and wonder why there's pimples popped all over the

00:42:25.400 sheets i have dated many a himbo so trust me girl i know they have back me girl i mean not when i'm

00:42:34.060 with them like once that comes i'm like let's go i'm out i'm actually moving sorry no no i'm

00:42:43.640 completely undercover like this whatever that the government agency is that hides people me

00:42:49.260 get me away yeah no literally you're gonna come here with that back knee and that attitude

00:42:55.280 please and expect me to just sit here and take it lower your voice you got the wrong one you know

00:42:59.940 what i mean and grow like six inches before you talk to us because we're looking down at you thank

00:43:04.060 you i can see your bald spot from here six feet my ass we're literally tall the amount of times men

00:43:08.780 have told me like i'm six feet so you have to be like six two okay i'm sure how tall are you i'm

00:43:15.920 six feet okay stunning yeah honestly how tall are you five ten oh love and we love a heel we do and

00:43:21.860 that's like so we're a big bitch i know honestly it's easier to like see things and to like spot

00:43:28.060 through crowds yeah like yeah i'm never smaller than anyone and that's okay and the air quality is

00:43:32.080 better up there too so it's like yeah i could see past everything exactly i mean that's why i'm always

00:43:37.780 like i got into like a huge like weird twitter beef like a month or two ago because i posted

00:43:45.840 something well first of all some guy attacked me out of nowhere which is how it always starts

00:43:49.380 and um i made a silly joke about my back getting blown out so i'm fine and then like i talked about

00:43:56.280 my boyfriend being six four and so that little like in piece of information oh bitch every little

00:44:04.720 gremlin that crawled out of a sewer was like your boyfriend's not six four like they're just the way

00:44:09.540 they were losing their fucking minds and i had thousands of people from all over the world being

00:44:14.960 like i can't believe you guys care so much about how tall this girl's boyfriend is like the way they

00:44:19.260 were losing their fucking minds like they're like there's no way i who knows better you or me i sleep

00:44:24.700 next to him every night you sleep with him who knows better you or me girl like i mean imagine

00:44:31.740 having that amount of time to leave that type of comment and then also like some like some guy was

00:44:36.820 so pissed off at me that i was like well here's a picture of me standing next to the rock because

00:44:40.400 he was telling me i'm five seven and i was like girl i was five nine when i was 15 so i'm not five

00:44:48.080 seven like i've never been five seven to be honest with you maybe in third grade i was five seven but

00:44:52.940 like i like walked out of the womb like 4 11 so unfortunately it was very i've been very big

00:44:58.760 my whole life so like it's like kind of ominous when i was a kid it's kind of scary to look at

00:45:02.980 pictures of me as a kid yeah because you're like ew i look 14 when i'm like seven which is unsettling

00:45:08.500 to look at i'll be honest but i bet you scared the boys in the schoolyard and we're like able to

00:45:12.320 like you know like have that power over them yeah which they're like okay sorry teacher i'm not a

00:45:18.500 teacher i'm also in the sixth grade you're the sub of today and this guy got so mad at me that he like

00:45:26.960 looked up my boyfriend and found like a a player profile from when he played college football

00:45:32.860 years ago like in 2015 2014 um that said he was 6 2 right and so like stop the presses

00:45:41.920 so it's like 2016 ish my boyfriend is 6 4 now it's been how many years since then like seven years

00:45:49.440 yeah i was like men grow well into their 20s at least men with good genetics do my bad take it up

00:45:55.900 with god i'm not i don't know why you're that small that's not my fucking fault but i was like men grow

00:46:00.000 well into their 20s at least once with good genetics so you don't think my boyfriend could

00:46:04.300 have grown two inches in seven fucking years hello their brains don't stop forming until they're 30

00:46:09.520 like two inches is nothing literally someone like one of the guys was like that's literally

00:46:13.800 scientifically impossible he was probably 5 2 are you a scientist no oh okay i thought you knew what

00:46:21.840 you were talking about you're just saying things i could just say things too i could have said he was

00:46:25.500 6 9 but i didn't so you could have lied which is again favorite hobby yeah like and my dad okay so

00:46:32.660 i have a picture some guy tried to use this picture that i've posted of my like collaboration would

00:46:36.940 change where it's like my dad my brother and my boyfriend my dad is 6 6 so my dad's bigger than my

00:46:41.920 boyfriend and my brother is 6 like 1 so he's like a little so they all look around the same size yeah

00:46:48.080 my mom's 5 3 so like that's why my sister's 5 4 and i'm 6 so that's why we all like our heights are

00:46:56.100 varying but i remember someone tried to use that picture and they were like all these guys are short

00:47:01.220 i'm like you know why they look normal size because they're all tall if they were standing next to the

00:47:06.240 average white man they look like shaquille o'neal literally like they're all tall that's why they

00:47:12.920 look normal i just girl the way i'm like i'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about how tall

00:47:17.840 my boyfriend is no if you really wanted to do that you would i don't know if they were gonna be a real

00:47:23.600 scientist they would i don't know take whatever picture he's in scale it like they would do like

00:47:29.760 their math versions i don't know like i'm the person who like if they're standing in front of a door

00:47:33.260 i'm like okay how tall is that door yeah it's probably this tall so they're probably this tall

00:47:36.700 like i'm that person if you're not doing that someone was like when they said like these men

00:47:42.120 are all like under six feet or just barely over six feet someone was like were you using the mountain

00:47:46.280 for scale because there's like a mountain by them so i was like were you using that for scale like

00:47:51.280 what the fuck are you using to measure them i even posted a tiktok about it and i stood next to like

00:47:56.020 a white fridge which is about five six yeah so i'm significantly taller than him and then

00:48:00.740 he's significantly taller than me i was like you do the math like they just want any they just

00:48:05.380 want to hate on anything especially a tall woman i bet you get that too do you ever have men tell

00:48:11.480 you you're too tall i've had that before no not when we're older now yeah when we're adults it's

00:48:17.080 different no but i'm also not this might be a little tragic to admit but like i'm not opposed to

00:48:22.380 dating a shorty that's not true you know i don't think that's tragic like okay maybe that's that's

00:48:27.360 my community service yeah um some short men really like tall girls like when i was in college

00:48:32.140 most of the men who like came up to me a lot of them were either the same height as me or smaller

00:48:36.960 than me which i'm like yeah yeah rip but like if you are tall enough for me to wear heels and still

00:48:44.060 feel short that that's literally like oh that's how i feel really hit the jackpot i'm so jealous of

00:48:51.340 you that's how i feel i'm like he makes me feel short which is cool oh which is so nice yeah

00:48:57.400 because some people are like if you're six feet how the how fucking tall is your boyfriend because

00:49:00.420 he looks way taller than me in pictures and i was like he's like four inches taller than me he's the

00:49:04.580 perfect height actually that's what i'm saying answer that's the perfect perfect height right there

00:49:08.980 yeah next question and i always say too with short guys i'm like if you don't like use that as like

00:49:17.180 you being oppressed most of the time women won't notice that you're short most of the time they

00:49:21.840 won't even care just have a good personality and make us laugh and we probably will overlook that

00:49:26.520 you're 4 11 like truly i know a couple guys who are like 5 6 5 5 and i like genuinely had no idea

00:49:33.440 they were that small until recently and it's because like they don't act like the world is against them

00:49:39.260 because they're short yeah and so they don't make it a huge part of their personality so i don't notice

00:49:44.100 look how that works out and one of my buddy like one of my boyfriend's best friends like

00:49:49.440 he drowns in puss bitch and he's like 5 6 i'm telling you he's fighting them off girl like

00:49:55.360 everywhere we go they're like do you think that he would like want my number i'm like bitch

00:50:00.200 we're at korean barbecue you know what they say about the shorties that's what i'm saying hanging

00:50:05.280 brain third leg bitch tripod listen all a girl could ever want like good god

00:50:13.320 just let us have something nice for one one of my girlfriends in college we were um i forget what

00:50:20.880 the um situation was but like we had a buddy he was a good friend of ours he really liked her she

00:50:26.940 was like nah and i'm not kidding he was like 5'1 very small nice guy super nice guy but very small

00:50:34.520 and so my friend is small too but she's significantly taller than him and so she's kind of like yeah it's

00:50:39.560 not really my vibes like i'm not really attracted to him like to be honest we're like okay no worries

00:50:42.920 but you could just tell he really liked her so then one day she finally gives in a little bit

00:50:47.000 she she drinks a little and she's like you know what maybe let's like have some fun so they fuck

00:50:51.280 around she comes the next day she goes guys i have the craziest story to tell you and we're like what

00:50:55.800 because we all know him we've known him for a long time she told me he had the biggest dick she's ever

00:51:00.960 seen i said yeah that what i'm telling you good things come in small packages oh i said really she goes

00:51:09.020 i swear to god i was like yeah no i was like oh you know how like when you build a sim and like you

00:51:16.480 can like add in certain things like if you're gonna have like that much there like you have to

00:51:21.380 lose something and usually it's height god doesn't give up both hands hello i mean you're still six

00:51:26.200 foot just not all at once yeah so yeah if you put the third leg on the floor you might might be

00:51:33.480 there you go stand on that shit we all could at that point literally stilts

00:51:40.440 i was like shocked i was like damn really she goes yeah i was like i was blown away she's like i

00:51:47.360 almost took a picture and sent it to you guys i was like i'm glad you didn't i don't want to see it

00:51:51.100 no but like i'll take your word for it though was she in like the emergency room the next day she

00:51:56.280 literally said she had to stop because it hurt so bad oh and she was like and i is he single

00:52:02.740 correct me and what was his name again yeah literally location

00:52:06.500 i honestly don't know where he lives now i hope he's doing well though i hope he's doing good

00:52:12.860 love you mina okay and then this last comment says uh makeup should be illegal uh you should be

00:52:21.300 illegal leaving that comment should be illegal seriously men commenting on anything women do

00:52:25.980 ever should be literally having that lack of creativity and commenting on what women do should

00:52:30.420 be illegal exactly i'm like if they were if makeup was illegal then you guys wouldn't have any celebrity

00:52:35.200 crushes anymore would you damn crazy how that works right and they all have celebrity crushes

00:52:42.840 thinking that one day they could actually get that celebrity crush that's the crazy part like

00:52:46.540 where's the psychosis did did you have an aneurysm is something happening lobotomy what's going on

00:52:54.540 you want to hear something controversial always i always uh tell people like i never really have

00:52:59.780 celeb crushes i haven't had them forever like since i was like a tween no um i think in this business

00:53:06.060 now it's even less so because you just like see more yeah you're exposed to way more but it's honestly

00:53:11.380 genuinely this is not a joke it is because i truly believe i could get anybody i wanted and you could

00:53:18.380 that's not a joke no i don't have any crushes because i don't need them because if i really wanted

00:53:21.960 them i could have them and you know what that is the manifestation of the day that is your

00:53:26.520 affirmation that's what i'm telling you yeah call it delusional call it whatever you want i just know

00:53:30.220 for a fact i don't think that's delusion i just think it's factual information that you are in i

00:53:36.700 don't know that you have and you know what's funny is like when i first started dating my boyfriend

00:53:40.420 and um i forget i think we're like a year or two into dating and we kind of started talking about

00:53:45.680 celeb crushes i was kind of like do you have any and he was like no really oh and in my head i was

00:53:50.980 kind of like careful yeah i was like you'll be cheating on me i will start a fight i'm just

00:53:56.560 kidding i would but i was like uh and he was like honestly no and i told him like i have like talent

00:54:02.720 crushes like people that i envy their talent i wish i had it and he's like oh i kind of have those

00:54:07.640 and then i told him that tidbit about myself i was like this is literally why i don't have that

00:54:11.780 and then he was like he didn't really say anything and i was like what about you like do you just not

00:54:18.380 care about it and he goes honestly i feel the same way and i was like soulmates yeah literally

00:54:24.600 like likes he's like look at us love that for us i love it and like you landed each other and like

00:54:31.940 honestly what a flex hello that's so funny i was like i think that's how if you don't feel that way

00:54:38.840 i'm sure you do you should i oh baby i don't just feel that way i know and it's been proven has it

00:54:45.320 not i can get anyone if you i'm not gonna name names but if you saw the dms

00:54:50.780 i'm gonna make the kida show me later truly i can land who i want anyone and um and have and will

00:55:00.040 and i mean honestly i mean could i honestly do we really like can i tell a quick story please do

00:55:05.920 so i when an ex-boyfriend um had like a boy crush on a dj and he was like i'm so obsessed with him

00:55:14.940 i'm so obsessed with him i love him and then he like it was a really nasty breakup and so he went

00:55:21.680 to like the show that that dj was at and i also went to that show but i was backstage in the green

00:55:26.320 room eating the snacks on purpose because i was like fine period love him great i'll fuck him

00:55:34.400 women in stem literally women and watch me listen yeah done what a great little summer romance that

00:55:43.740 was thanks for the rec wait who was the dj you can cover your mouth and tell me and they'll bleep it

00:55:49.180 if you want you want to whisper to me later can i i'll you know she'll tell me later i don't

00:55:54.860 because i feel like if it's who i think it is i've also had an encounter with that person if

00:55:59.500 it's who i think it is it's not it's like a really famous i know who you think it is it's not him

00:56:04.520 see he's tried but i i will not that's what made me think that no i know he's a big whore yeah

00:56:12.080 see i know i know you know exactly yeah exactly um but no i haven't um he's on the riot though

00:56:19.260 and like i bet i see him i'm sure he'd be fucking and sucking his way through

00:56:24.600 all of hollywood girl but you know the thing is is that i think he's can we yeah i know he's not

00:56:32.320 into the women the way that i think i feel you the world thinks he's into the women i feel you i

00:56:36.860 feel you i know exactly what you're talking about exactly like lots of rumors about that yeah

00:56:40.440 whatever even even like my brief encounter with him was like literally he was just trying to take me

00:56:47.520 and my friend to like uh party yeah in uh vegas because we were at like an award show

00:56:53.140 and we were there having fun and i was like just to see what he would do i was like entertaining it

00:56:59.480 just to see like i'm like send me a car or something bitch like and he was like down and

00:57:04.200 then i was like oh too far i already took my wig off so i'm not going like at all i had no intention

00:57:09.460 of going i just wanted to see how far it could go yeah and my boyfriend was sitting with me

00:57:12.860 watching me do it honestly i love that i love that he eggs you on he was like you think he's

00:57:17.800 gonna send it i was like i don't know should we try and he was about to and then i said oh left on

00:57:24.600 red oh see you should have gone and should have asked for two wristbands one for you one for the

00:57:28.340 boy i know boy toy boyfriend that would have been honestly such a cute little vacation i know i would

00:57:34.100 take him and my other girlfriend like that was perfect literally yeah that's how i was like i was

00:57:38.540 texting her at the same time and she was like girl i'm not going to that shit i already took my

00:57:41.960 lashes off i was like me either i'm just entertaining it hello just to see i know

00:57:46.020 and then he unfollowed me the day after he had followed me the day after he was like fuck this

00:57:51.520 he won't follow me at all really yeah he followed me just to message me that because that was before

00:57:57.140 i was verified i think wait no wait i was verified on instagram the gang yeah the plot thickens

00:58:03.420 and he followed me just to dm me that which my friend was like he doesn't have to follow you i

00:58:08.940 don't know why he followed you and i was like we all we both we all know why he follows yeah

00:58:13.100 we both know why he followed me it's no secret yeah it really is quite clear to me actually the

00:58:20.220 evidence is here on the table i don't know why you don't understand and that was just something we

00:58:26.060 giggle about now but that was like so funny that's really cute yeah i love shit like that's so funny

00:58:33.020 yeah just to see literally back to boys being whores literally i feel like that was the tangent

00:58:37.260 actually they are yeah they are he's a whore that really checks out big time yeah uh i love that you

00:58:43.600 had that experience though i know i don't have any of them really because i'm yeah no you're spoken

00:58:48.840 for i love that yeah i'm taken so i never really have experiences like that but when they do happen

00:58:53.720 it's funny yeah you got to play with them totally just to see men are dumb yeah yeah they don't know

00:59:00.580 the difference okay so to wrap up since we did talk about full beat fantasies a lot what would

00:59:06.900 you say is your best piece of advice if anyone wants to serve cunt oh whether it's in full beat

00:59:12.420 fantasy or not well i just want to say cunt is an attitude period is a lifestyle cunt is an identity

00:59:18.140 so i mean really you really just have to find what gives you all of that energy yeah you just like it

00:59:26.820 just flows out of you effortlessly if that's a natural glam have at it if that's a full beat

00:59:31.300 have at it um but honestly it's just about the attitude and i mean there there's no one makeup

00:59:38.100 product that can give you cunt so it really is just like it's inside yeah it's all attitude it's all

00:59:45.220 in you you have all the tools the powers within yeah literally um other than that like it really

00:59:53.780 is just it's a choice and it's a do or don't and you're either going to or you're not period and so

00:59:59.300 make the choice my darling be stunning and what's the one product you could if you could recommend

01:00:05.700 to every single person to always use well it doesn't have to be makeup it could be skincare hair

01:00:09.940 care oh that's what's one thing that you know really hard non-negotiable um spf for me is a

01:00:15.620 non-negotiable period i really feel like that's like the obvious answer yeah um because let's be

01:00:21.380 honest we want to preserve all of the stunning things that are happening here yeah and so from

01:00:27.620 head to toe spf spf love that literally i wasn't using a face sunscreen for way too long

01:00:33.460 if i'm being honest i'm ashamed to admit it but it's true but now i use a moisturizer with spf and

01:00:41.540 an spf on top of that which is really as you should always on the face neck hand back of the hands yeah

01:00:46.820 i also want to say that spf and foundation does not count as spf spf in your moisturizer this is a

01:00:51.620 little controversial i'm glad that you followed up with an spf yeah doesn't count so please just use

01:00:57.620 an use an spf that is sold as an spf yeah please i use a sunblock separately because i know

01:01:03.460 can i ask you what you're using well we'll we'll blank it out so oh yeah the one i'm using now

01:01:07.940 is something with an eye i forget abagi and it's free and it's free oh are you enjoying i do like

01:01:16.020 it yeah i was using dermalogica for a long time but i ran out stunning yeah love her dermalogica i

01:01:20.580 like that it's so high too like i think both of them are 30 yeah 35 oh love that is it mineral or is

01:01:26.820 it i don't know okay you're making me think i should check though maybe if it's 35 my guess it's a

01:01:33.060 mineral okay if it's chemical it's usually like a 40 or 50 yeah i don't have that i wish i'm like

01:01:38.980 i'm just going through all my products like i'm like i need an spf i ran out of my old one yeah me

01:01:43.380 shuffling through my drawer i'm like this one looks literally this one looks good i'm gonna try this one

01:01:47.700 out but some stuff i have tried and i didn't like so i especially with an spf because sometimes they

01:01:53.060 pill underneath my makeup which i hate no not not every spf is an underneath makeup spf and that's just

01:02:00.100 it's like a we have to accept it really is like again women in stem it's literally science it's

01:02:05.940 chemistry literally literally and because i'm such a dry skin girl it like it pills almost immediately

01:02:12.340 that's how i know i don't like it literally it's awful you need i'm gonna send you i'm just gonna dm

01:02:17.460 you like my list of my favorite please do i love love yeah and then in the order that i would use them

01:02:22.980 if i were you period and just i'm gonna let you have at it because i'm also a dry skin girly oh

01:02:28.580 but i cosplay as a dewy goddess and so i'll give you all of all the tips that i have oh i love it

01:02:36.900 i'll take them take every single one of them gorgeous stunning love thank you all so much for

01:02:41.140 joining us on this episode thank you so much to the amazing nikita you're amazing i adore you thank

01:02:46.100 you thank you for having me you're amazing love you five ever six ever seven ever where can everybody

01:02:53.300 find you you can find me on the interwebs at neoic girl on instagram and tiktok mostly period and

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