MEN LOVE TO GO OFF TOPIC Ft. Princess Milky ｜ Drew Afualo ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 59
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1 hour and 13 minutes
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Misogyny
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Summary
In this episode of the comment section, I chat with the very hilarious Molly, AKA Princess Milky. She talks about how she became a TikTok creator, how she got fired from her first job, and how she ended up working in retail.
Transcript
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Spotify will be the exclusive home to the comment section starting April 5th.
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I made a video saying that if I was alive when Isaac Newton was alive,
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I think I could have discovered gravity before, like I could have beat him to it.
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And that was the most hate I've ever gotten on the internet.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show
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starring me, your favorite, everybody knows me,
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Today I have the one and only, the very hilarious Molly, a.k.a. Princess Milky.
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I'm so happy to be here. I'm like a little nervous though.
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I'm going to steer the ship. You just take in the sights.
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It was during the pandemic and I had a scary amount of free time on my hands.
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I just finished school right before the pandemic hit.
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So I was trying to find a job and everything and then we couldn't leave our homes for however many months.
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Yeah, I literally, I got fired from my job two weeks before it started.
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But like when they shut everything down and everyone had to stay home and you couldn't even go grocery shopping or anything like that.
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So was it because of COVID, they did layoffs or whatever?
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But it's funny because like my friend Brittany Broski, like Spenswa, they both got fired too.
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I said, you want to be TikTok famous, you got to get fired.
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And then your career just takes off after that.
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What were you planning on doing or wanted to do after college?
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Was it like a passion or was it just kind of like?
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I did really poorly in school growing up, but I was good at art.
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But so my mom was just like, that's how you're going to get into college.
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And I was like, I don't have anything to dispute.
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Well, I still I like a I work retail right now.
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I've never I think that's the only service job I've never had.
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Servers are like, oh, man, I just what a thankless job.
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Like serving people food who go out with the intention of harming you verbally.
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It's I mean, I work in like a big department store.
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If there's a crazy person that I want to avoid, I just walk away.
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I actually don't have to talk to you if I don't want to.
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I mean, I'm sure like in a smaller boutique where there's less places to hide.
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But have you ever had like a crazy customer interaction?
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Or is it just like the standard, like people being rude?
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I don't want to say too much because I currently work there.
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But, you know, you're so burnt out from being on your feet and talking to people all day.
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I feel that that the crazies, you're just you have no reaction.
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One of the craziest people I ever served when I was I had that job when I was in college and
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I already had another job and I was like a full time student.
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So I remember like that that money was purely like party money.
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Like I was literally just using that to be a city girl.
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So I was like, cool, I could work like three shifts a week.
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That's totally fine with me to make good money.
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So I did that and I had this one couple come in and my manager was like, oh, when he saw
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them, like immediately he was like, oh, and of course they got sat in my section.
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And then he told me, just, you know, like that couple comes in at least once a week.
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I'll be like, and then I'll pretend I put the discount in.
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So he was like, just to like avoid confrontation, she's going to give you a coupon.
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I think she was just really mean to him all the time.
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She was awful, like one of the worst people I've ever met.
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And she requested the most, the most ridiculous things.
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Like I had to take her food back like four times, even though she eats there once a week.
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So then like when I finally brought them their food, she goes, can I ask you a question?
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And then she said, why do you feel like men are more important than women?
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And she's like, I just feel like you think you respect him more than you respect me because
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this entire time you've been serving him first and serving me second.
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So it's one or two and she just happened to be two.
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And like, she's ranting at me about like feminism.
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Like she's like telling me like, basically asking me why I'm not for the girls, right?
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She's probably dead now, but she was old and racist.
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But anyways, so she, she goes on this tirade about like, you know, respecting men more.
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You're never going to go far in life if you respect men, like whatever.
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And so I let her kind of run herself out like a toddler.
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And then I was like, I don't know anything about that.
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I will say though, I have to serve based off the seat.
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Yeah, I was like, so I'm just doing it the way I'm, I was taught how to serve.
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But if you would like me to serve you first from now on, I can.
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Like men in black came in there and they were like, right.
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Then she just acted like she never did that to me.
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When customers like pull that shit and they, they try to like act like it's normal.
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So she literally like took off her mask, like Jim Carrey.
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And I was like, and then I just went back and she like a terror, a true terror.
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That's actually my serving job was one of the first times I like truly 100% solidified my
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Have you interacted with them at all on TikTok?
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I don't know if they have a misogynistic spider over there that's just biting every Aussie man
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I've made, I've made TikToks about Australian men and the way they like ride for each other
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It's cuckoo the way they ride for each other.
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And they like, they're so misogynistic sometimes.
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Like, I don't want to say not all men, but like a lot of Australian men.
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And when I was a server, they are the worst customers ever.
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They make a mess and they get trashed like the whole time.
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Cause I lived in Hawaii at the time I was serving.
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So they like go from Jurassic world where they live and then they come to Hawaii to like
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get away from it all, get away from the creatures, I guess.
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Like I interacted with them a lot and they were very misogynistic even back then.
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And so then now on TikTok, I'm like, see, I knew you guys were terrible.
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Well, see, Liam Hemsworth is a perfect example.
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I mean, listen, I don't want to say I warned y'all, but I warned y'all.
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Went to college for something completely different.
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I don't know why I'm like, so like affected by that.
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And I, I, I think too, like I have a pretty big audience in Australia, which is a little
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shocking to me at the time when I had first started growing up platform.
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And then they literally told me like a lot of women were like, yeah.
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Then when I saw how they act, I'm like, well, no wonder, no wonder they love me over there
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I know that like British men are kind of the worst.
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I've made fun of British men a few times, but their threats make no sense.
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Like when they, when they insult you, I'm like, are you like casting a spell or are you
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I'm like, you're just, you're, you just said a limerick to me.
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I don't know what you said, but it wasn't mean.
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When you talk about like beans on toast, that's like, I actually said that in a video got taken
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That was like the only like specific like British, the only thing I could think of that
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I made a video saying that if I was alive when Isaac Newton was alive, I think I could have
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Like I could have beat him to it and that was the most hate I've ever gotten on the
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And I've said more deserving of hate things that really struck a nerve that got on like
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Oh, where they like rip where they rip things and put it on Instagram.
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But then they'll take you take your video and shit on you in the caption.
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Like they were like woman moment, like Hannah raised and I was like, all right.
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And people in the comments were furious that I said that.
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They were like, her father needs to beat the shit out of her, saying all the stuff.
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And I was like, over Isaac Newton, he's dead.
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I didn't know he, I didn't know that he had riders like that.
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They have, he's like K-pop level defense at his ready.
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Like sending like death threats upon death threats.
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And I was like, this is over Isaac Newton over a joke about how I think I could have discovered
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And also you could have, I still think I could have.
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I don't know, someone did, someone invent a time machine.
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Like, were these people who invented things that changed the world?
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Listen, I don't want to talk bad on your friend.
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But if he died or something happened to him, gravity would have gotten discovered.
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Like, yeah, but also to your same point, who knows who really discovered most things?
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Like it's only recently within the last like century come out that Albert Einstein's wife
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And he took the credit because women were not allowed to be scientists.
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So like who the knows who actually discovered it?
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So like the greatest minds throughout all of history, a lot of people didn't have rights
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when they were like making a name for themselves.
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So the playing field was a lot, like the pool was much more shallow than it is now.
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Well, I just think too, like, like, you know, the movie Hidden Figures.
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So those three black women were not credited for how many years in there, literally how
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the one of the main reasons we got to the moon.
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Like just now in the 21st century, like getting credit for it when they did it.
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Like, yeah, you're telling me a man discovered it.
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Let's go back in time and see who actually discovered it.
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It's like the it's kind of like that's the same sentiment of like, was it men saying
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things like men built the roads and the in the buildings and the Internet that you use
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Like, we could sit here and say things all day.
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They also invented lots of other terrible things that have oppressed many of us for
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And also, again, like, who knows who really invented a building?
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That feels, though, like something a man would think of, like a building, like, I
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Buildings using especially like, well, men invented colonization.
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It's kind of like how they say, like, I had Dallara on the show recently and she's
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like a literal lawyer, like an actual lawyer, like this bitch passed the bar, went
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And she talks a lot about like she'll talk about court cases and stuff, but she'll also
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talk about like women's rights and all kinds of stuff.
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And men will still try to tell her how to do her job.
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Like when men put doctor in front of their Twitter name and all of a sudden they're allowed
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Like she's like legally allowed to practice law if she would like to.
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Because women, boobs, you know, they just can't control their emotions.
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And she even told me that like statistically, like research-based wise, like women are far
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more competent leaders and it's been proven like over and over again.
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And men have started all the world's worst problems.
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Like any problem that this country is having, you name it, it's the fault of a man.
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And they're like, but what if she gets her period and she overreacts?
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Like I feel like I would start a war, but they, so they do it without that.
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They started a war and they never got their period.
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I kind of wish that I had that level of confidence though, where like someone who is a legit
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lawyer is giving out advice and I'm like, I don't think that sounds right.
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I would be on like, you know, like the shows, like cooking shows, like Chopped or like anything
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where it's like, they're putting all this, like, there's like this craftsmanship.
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And then they're like, chefs today I've prepared for you.
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And then I take one bite and I go, I don't like mayonnaise.
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I'd like to be unqualified and be put on a show to judge.
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Honestly, maybe they're just really good actors sometimes.
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Have you ever seen Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders making the team?
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No, I've never watched the show, but I do know of it.
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That is like my little, like, hyper fixation at the moment.
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And the judges that they have during, like, the first round of auditions, it's just like
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And they're the most unqualified looking people to be judging cheerleaders.
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I'm like, where the f*** did you find these people?
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It'd be like someone who auditioned for American Idol in 2010.
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And they'll be like, as someone who's been to an audition before in my life, I think
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I can be, I can give good advice to people who are also auditioning.
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Like, I'd like to think I'm, I guess, the expert in this field.
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And they're, like, dead ass serious too, and they're giving their feedback.
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They're just like, I don't know about this one.
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It's like, what the f*** do you, I think I need to see your kick before you talk.
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It's like, I saw, God, I can't remember the show I was watching, but it was like a, it
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was literally like a skit on misogyny in the workplace, right?
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And this lady, she's, like, auditioning, I'm not auditioning, she's applying for, like,
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a secretary job because that's, like, the highest they could go in the workplace.
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Like, she's, like, literally listing all of these things that make her overqualified
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and he's like okay great um we'll give you a call and then she leaves and then he turns around and
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there's like two different boxes and it says pointy boobs not so pointy boobs and he has her
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application and he goes hmm and he puts it in not so pointy boobs and he's like shame is pointy
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boobs good is that what you're supposed to have to get the job yeah like that's like good like i
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could see your nipples through your dress so you're hired uh but she didn't have that so she
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didn't get the job oh but it's like it's like a joke about like how they would determine if women
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were qualified enough or like worthy of earning a position and it's literally shit like that so
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that's probably what it is for the dallas cowboys cheerleaders he's like boobs looked uneven though
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so yeah i definitely know that they do openly talk about those they're really like the looks and
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stuff damn they've had like the look of the dallas cowboys cheerleader which is do they specify or is
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it just kind of a they're like i'll know when i see it they say that but then they all kind of
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look the same so you connect the dots so you kind of all roads lead to the same center point at the
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end of the day damn that's crazy i never like i just feel like there are some things in life
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because generally speaking clip this the men who hate me i feel like i'm smarter than most men
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easily uh there are some things in life though where i feel it makes me what misogynists think
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women are a stupid bitch essentially it's like and it's very few things but it's like things like
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the car like anything having to do with the mechanics of a moving vehicle i simply don't care
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like i just i refuse to learn because i don't want to like i'm like no because why do you need to
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like what are they doing with that knowledge other than like being an asshole with it
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it's like that's something where like i will literally call my dad and he will help me do it
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or he'll take it and do it for me because i like just i refuse like i'm like i my brain will not hold
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or retain any of that information as hard as i've tried she's just like nah not important because it
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isn't like i just feel like it's not it's not not at all why would i do that when i could just drive
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it to a store and you'd be like oh well you need this this and this i'm like i call my dad are they
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ripping me off no okay cool run the card i don't need to know anything like when they try to over
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explain to me i'm like it's fine they just do that though to like flex on me yeah oh yeah yeah
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well that's why i've told my dad like i literally have my dad do it because they'll try to like
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swindle me yeah because i am but a mere woman in the in the auto shop like yeah i don't know like
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i one time had to replace tires in my car and i just bought the car like probably like two months
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before that then i blew two tires i'm like nice so i call the tire shop and the guy's like okay
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i just need a little bit of information about the car i'm like cool and he's like asking me all
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these again like casting a spell on me i don't know what any of these words mean like they hold
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no weight to me as as far as i know you're making them up right so he's like i need to know the
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what like literally i can't even say the words because i don't remember yeah he's like asking
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me about the tires and i'm like i genuinely don't know i can't answer that question he goes okay and
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then he asked me another question again don't know and then he goes okay what color is the car and i go
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gray and then he goes well at least you know one of them like to be a dick and i'm like well i don't
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need to know that because you do so that's like that's like the same thing though like when people
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like when an uber's on the way and people are like it's a 2000 whatever like what color is it
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are you talking about literally when i call ubers now like with my boyfriend i'll literally
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hand him the phone i'm like you find it yeah i don't know like this could be a lamborghini or a
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mini cooper i don't know like i just i i don't know because i don't care like i don't care literally
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like before like when people get all hyped about cars and shit like it doesn't mean anything to me
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it's a moving vehicle as long as it has air conditioning and music i'm good that's it i don't
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need anything else fancy schmancy whatever like i i'm good yeah i know that's that's so obnoxious
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though at least you know one thing like it's your job you're not like i called you at your
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workplace correct i just want to make sure you didn't call me yeah like yeah it's like you didn't
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call me for the info that's why i was like you know that like fake woman laugh yeah okay so i need
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it done by tomorrow thank you thank you so much yeah uh that's the only thing that makes me like
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truly feel like a misogynist like wet dream of what a woman is stupid the car thing anything
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i'm gonna do with a car i can't think of anything else that there are a few things if i'm like
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really like getting like being honest with myself yeah there are some like house things like i don't
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know i just don't care like i just i don't care enough to research it or to like retain the info
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you know yeah because i'm like i have other things to worry about if it mattered and i needed to know
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something i'll figure it out yeah like i really don't need to like memorize the bunch of useless
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shit just to like prove to men that i'm not like brain dead exactly yeah it's kind of like um you know
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how sometimes like misogynistic men have this like this true like fantasy it's almost like a like a lore
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they have in their head of like what they would do in the event of an apocalypse they're like oh me i'd
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survive like go on i'd survive i'm killing myself like immediately and i've said that publicly like
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my my brother's been like what would you do if there's a zombie apocalypse kill myself immediately
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like i'm not sticking around for the end like and now i'm watching the last of us have you watched
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the last of us no you should watch it though yeah you should watch it it's great i never really
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watched new things but i did roll the dice on this show it's really good terrifying but like it's
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really good and when i watched it i said i confirmed with myself i'm like i was right
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take me out bitch i'm too spiteful i need to outlive some people
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like i can't just like a couple yeah your ops i mean your ops first people i'm taking out are
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the ones that think that they're gonna live the longest just because that like comment
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irritates me like yeah you're like never never let them know your next move you just kill your
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allies yeah immediately well i don't know about my ally maybe that's how i'm feeling you just go out
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and look for them only don't even care about the zombies yeah oh yeah oh i guess you're like
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against the zombies yeah in that situation yeah i feel like i would turn yeah i'm i'm dying i'm out
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i'm like yeah i'm good you know i'm one of those obnoxious people i think that i would like make it
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pretty far really do you i don't i mean maybe if i tried hard enough but i don't want to and that's
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kind of the tea i'd be like group suicide let's all do it together you know yeah let's all take
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pills go to sleep not wake up yeah that's what i would do i mean in the event of it i don't know
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but i think it's obnoxious when men are like me i would like go on and then they then they make it
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weird they're like oh i'd start like a cult and then i'd repopulate i'm all okay don't come around
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me yeah see that's that's why i'm out because like a world without laws it's like mad max i don't want
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to be there no way no way not worth it to me i'm like you guys are already not following laws
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constantly i don't need to live in a world where you're unchecked even more yeah even more unchecked
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power no way i'm not sticking around for that oh my god i hope that doesn't happen no i hope not
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either but if it does i have a plan so if it does i'm prepped i'm ready to go okay speaking of but
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not really we're talking about being funny hilarious women is our topic for today because obviously molly
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is unbelievably funny oh my god and and i think it's interesting to talk about it because
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a lot of terrible men like hate when women are funny yeah like misogynistic men especially like
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obviously like they don't like when you're more capable or smart but there is something about being
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funnier that just rubs them the wrong way like they get so irritated almost immediately
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yeah do you ever have men telling you you're not even funny all the time or they just like just
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don't get when you're joking yeah like what i was saying before they can't even tell when it's a joke
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i guess unless it starts with knock knock and then they get it but otherwise preface of like this is a
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joke by the way yeah which is so weird to me they'll be like what what about this is a joke and i used to
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be really petty when i like first was getting attention the second someone would comment something that pissed
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me off i would answer but that just didn't end well for me so i stopped doing that yeah but it was
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like getting to a point where i felt like i needed to like prove it to like user 112 whatever the
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doesn't post at all yeah and i'm just like what am i doing i'm like explaining my joke to this like
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dumb who can't even tell what a joke is yeah they're miserable and they're i upset them for some
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reason yeah so i was like you know what i don't need to do that they're just stupid what's the most
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irritating comment you get um probably like when people don't get that or there's nothing like
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specific but yeah it's like an inner like a theme like a running yeah like when i make a joke about
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something so i made a joke about how not every negative quality that a person has relates to some
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terrible traumatic thing they had growing up like some people just suck yeah and like that was just
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gonna like happen but i my examples were really like not that serious i was just like you're not
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like a former gifted kid who's burnt out like you just have a full-time job like the rest of us and
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you're tired and like yeah even if you did poorly whatever anyway even the comments were just like
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oh no you're right like the fact that i was like abused as a child had no effect on me and it's just
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like i you're all that's not what i was talking about at all like at all it's like one of those
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things where it's it's that's honestly a straw man where it's like they bring up something that had
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nothing to do with what you said yeah and they're like trying to make it fit really hard because
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they're upset because you said something that that triggered something in them i mean that happens to
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me all the time like all the time uh i like had someone say like well one of the things that men were
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trying to tell me all the time is that i'm like i'm promoting toxic masculinity because i talk about
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like heightened hairlines right and i've said before many times actually these men are openly
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and willingly judging other people based off these beauty standards that they themselves don't even
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meet so who the f*** are you is like my point yeah my point is you don't even meet your own bar
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so you have no right to like exert this like judgment on other people it's like literally the whole
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throwing stones from a glass house yeah like your house is made of glass bitch like i wouldn't throw
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things if i were you like that's like my whole point and i've said so many times like and they
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constantly oh just so you are cool with body shaming even though they see this man actively body
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shaming either myself or somebody else what about you what about me he said a joke i said a joke he
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commented on my body i commented on his what's the problem what's the problem all of a sudden you
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guys have like a moral compass that points to north every single time that's why honestly i've
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followed you for such a long time and since i first saw your video i always thought that you went way too
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easy on people i mean like i know that you have like community guidelines yeah but i would look at the
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comments where people be like you're brutal like you're so like i wouldn't survive i was like what the
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are you watching that i'm not i feel like she should go find out where he lives and like teach
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him a lesson in person i don't even understand you're telling me when like you see like what you
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especially a lot of times like you're reacting to videos that people made about you personally
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what the f**k would anybody do in that situation literally well i know they would take the high
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road apparently take the high road because that's where it's like my ass bro that's why i always think
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i don't the high road doesn't exist with me and i feel like i've told you that a million times so why
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do you keep pressing me and it's funny because i'll make the silliest joke about them like the silliest
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joke ever like i'm trying to think of one that i thought of i told this one kid he looked like
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he looked like a toothbrush because he did like his head was shaped like it's like oral b headass you
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know what i mean like silly silly it means nothing it's like so dumb and he literally wrote me like a
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dissertation bitch like he was like how could you say that about honestly like that's the hardest thing
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you've ever had to deal with no someone said it before to him like that wouldn't get that reaction if
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he hasn't gotten it's like i don't know if you are prepared for adult life if that's the hardest
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thing you've ever had to go through is that the toothbrush yeah like that's the sill that's one of
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the silliest tamest things i've ever said like and on twitter it's different because i am so so mean on
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twitter like i'm unbridled mean on that bitch because like i can be over there and i've told people on
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tiktok like that's me fighting with one hand behind time on my back like if you really let let it loose
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like you would never recover from me actually being mean to you this is me being silly yeah silly jokes
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that's why you're not wrong like i can be a lot meaner but i simply can't so the guideline yeah yeah
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because they're so sensitive like the the guidelines are so easily crossed yeah so it's better to just be
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silly and have a time i mean i'm having a good time true yeah yeah them not so much but i don't
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know if it's been made abundantly clear i don't give a shit what they feel or how things are going
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for them so they're just so sensitive like everything you like a toothbrush that's not even that
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like i feel like if someone said i look like a tooth i i would argue that i do in certain angles
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i'd be like okay i mean yeah there are worse things you can get compared to than a toothbrush
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right no kidding i've said i've said much worse things i mean i just made a video and i
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i told this i literally said in the last episode i told this guy he looks like he sells bibles for a
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living i'd argue that's a lot meaner yeah toothbrush like when i talk about your livelihood i feel like
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that's a lot meaner yeah what you look like you do for a living like i told this guy he crumbled this
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other guy i told him he looked like the most guy guy like you just look like a guy you know like
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when you when you say like that's oh it's a guy that's who you picture yeah like them i couldn't
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pick yet like he could be like that figurine on on the bathroom signs like faceless normal build like
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nothing special mediocre at best like a stock photo image when you google guy yeah yeah like a button
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down guy guy yeah and it says shutterstock on it like that's him that's what he looked like and he
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said that was the meanest thing i could have ever said to him and i'm like it's a rip i guess but if you
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said that he looked like the least guy guy he'd probably be upset by that too yeah a guy if i said
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you look like a guy he'd be even more it's just there's no winning there's no winning when it's
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like a terrible man and he's not used to being like stood up to at all or being made fun of like i know
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you make fun of people too and people just shit their pants yeah they just don't know how to do it
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they don't know how to deal with that at all i think too you guys can't take a joke that sucks
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i know at all i don't understand that i don't care how you make it through life without like
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learning how to laugh at yourself actually i had i had um on twitter recently i was like
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i tweeted it it wasn't like a joke i was like tweeting about this i don't know did you see
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that video that went viral recently of this guy like this girl let this guy into her apartment gym
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because she thought he was like trying to work out and then he like attacked her no or tried to
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attack her and then she she like fought back super hard and then he like left and he got arrested
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but there's video footage of it like hd video footage of it like they're literally on at all
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angles of the gym they're recording her fighting him running away like all that shit and he wasn't
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successful in like what he was attempting to do but he did assault her for obvious reasons and then
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there were so many men like underneath it saying things like whoa he wasn't even wearing gym clothes
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why would she open the door that seems like she should have known like let him buzz himself in
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like what and then i retweeted it and i said i the the replies from men to this video are rancid like
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you guys can rot in the deepest pits of hell bitch like you see 4k footage of this girl being assaulted
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and defending herself and you still want to talk about what she did wrong like you can rot bitch
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easily chew glass do literally anything else with your time you're a piece of shit that's crazy it's
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so crazy to me that that's how people's brains are like set up to like think that way yeah they're
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like well why would she let he clearly was yeah that's what she was thinking of this might this guy
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might attack me so i should probably not open the door you know what i mean and like some some people
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actually do have to think about that all the time but i thought it was very topical at the time for
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them to have this discourse about it because there have been countless videos of women recently like
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recording men being creepy in the gym touching them in the gym when they don't ask to like spotting
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them it's just an excuse to touch them and they're talking about it making them uncomfortable and men are
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like this is why i never do anything nice for bitches in public what is that being nice
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that's your idea of being nice touching someone you don't know and they're like i'm just gonna look
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i'm not even gonna go to the gym because if i look around someone might record me and say thank you
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yeah okay okay well it's like and and i i was so annoyed watching it because it's like it's all
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attached to the same center point which is like you guys act insane and then you wonder why
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women don't trust any of you like you're all guilty until proven otherwise yeah you wonder
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why that happens when shit like like if you roll the dice and you're nice to someone something like
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that could happen oh my god she wasn't even talking to him she literally just opened the door for him
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and then went back to do her thing like she wasn't trying to kiki hang out nothing but yeah that's not
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even like an act of kindness like just opening the door for someone's like something you just like
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don't think of it's just what you do to be yeah it's like a knee-jerk thing yeah like it's almost
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like oh you open it and it's it i remember when i you know obviously i said that and then a lot of
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men were upset because i was like this is why people say all men because you're all guilty until proven
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otherwise at this point and um a lot of men didn't like that and then they were like women have equal
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rights men are oppressed now not enough i was like me being mean to you and telling you to suck
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my big fat dick is not you being oppressed like i don't know what i need to tell you to get that
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through your thick neanderthal skull but like me being mean to you on the internet is not the same
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thing as oppression yeah only someone who's not oppressed would say that so like have you seen the
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video of like the people making fun of like guys raising their hand and then we can't do anything
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anymore like can't even raise our hand and he's like on the verge of tears yeah it's like it exactly
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i saw that video hilarious and then i saw it's the same thing as like when like i saw this girl's
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video she was recording her boyfriend they were on vacation and like some tropical place and he was
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jumping off a boat into the water and she was recording him jump this is her husband like her husband
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like she married him and they are in love he jumped off the boat and she said new ick unlocked
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watching him dive into the water because he can't dive which is hilarious let's all laugh it's funny
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and all the comments are men going we can't do anything anymore like bro's just trying to have fun and you
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guys are being okay oh my god and then they're like see men are so oppressed girl what are you talking
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about you sound insane what are you talking about like that's the most oh my god i just think like
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you cannot take a joke they're a literal couple you think they don't make fun of each other
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you think they don't joke like and also he did look funny he looked silly jumping in the water it's okay
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we can laugh at it not a big deal he like plugged his nose to jump in the water and she was like yuck
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oh he did that yeah he did this and then and jumped in all weird and then she was like ew
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divorce i hate that and then when you joke about that they're like oh we can't do anything it's
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just so they feel like they can't do anything yet they still always do too much which is what i'm
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trying to figure out like i don't understand you can't do anything but yet you're doing all the
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things in fact a lot of things you probably shouldn't be doing in fact it doesn't seem like
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you're on a shortage of things yeah i even had um i got on twitter after this whole like
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discourse was happening he like he had said something about me saying like oh this is uh
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you're never gonna make it in life if you can't handle people like being mean to you or whatever
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i'm like i'm assuming this is your first day on earth and you've never heard of me because you think
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i've never dealt with mean comments are you out of your mind bitch go ahead and mosey on to my
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comment like the replies to everything i say and you just take a stroll you can see whether or not
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i've dealt with mean things on the internet yeah those things don't bother me that's what i'm like
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yeah not enough to like do anything about it like like delete my account like yeah i'm saying like
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mean men are mean on the internet the place where they thrive in anonymity oh they're not that nice
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in real life either like i don't know so i kind of like conditioned anyways at this point like i'm
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kind of used to it so they love to say that one too like you're never gonna make it in real life
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like i've been in it so i'm like making i will update you then if anything changes i'll let you know
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yeah what does that even mean like you're never gonna make it you're never gonna make it in this
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town that's what it sounds like to me it's like in the town is life in this business or in this
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industry like oh my god yeah i made a video about a guy once because he said um he was like trying to
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do this like you know sometimes men talk slower and quieter and they think smart yeah uh he did that
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for like literally three minutes but it was a whole bunch of nothing but he said like what if
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what if women treated men the exact same way or no what if men treated women the exact same way
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women treated men and then i was like i'm assuming you mean like shit correct um they already do that
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newsflash i literally was like is this your first day on earth like is this your first day being a
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human like did you just wake up after like being frozen in ice like captain america for the last 70
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years like yep men do that yeah they treat women like shit already that's what i don't understand
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like when you like say the stuff about like like i don't consider a body shaming but that's sort of
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that they use yeah imagine if a guy said this about a woman imagine if a man was body shaming i don't
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have to imagine it like let's just scroll one video down and you'll find it like well i actually don't
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have to it's like you literally watched it before you got to my section of the video you saw what that
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looks like so yeah and that's why i feel like women are so much more like women and fem presenting
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people in general just are so much more conditioned to like deal with shit like that like it's just not
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a big deal to them like yeah it rolls off us a lot easier than it does men because they're not used to
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being made fun of like in any context really but especially by women like and having it be funny and
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like hey like like when men when men are like mean to each other it's like weird like it's almost like
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personal when women are mean like i mean i that's not just like when i make fun of men i'm very personal
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about it but like i feel like they just like he can do it but you can't do it to me yeah that's exactly
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it like they they're really mean to each other yeah i think it's funny when they're being mean to each
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me too i think it's funny i i don't say anything because we mean to each other but when i join in
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all of a sudden it's a problem yeah like no yeah that's not for you and that's even the thing like
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when they can't pick up on when a woman's being funny it's really not there's like situations where
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it's really not that different than like it's only like a guy would say and if he said it would
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be funny and you'd understand that because it's like a woman saying it you're like what i don't
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understand you're kind of like um break it down for me yeah i'm not grasping it
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and or when you're being mean and they think you're like i've had this happen so many times
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over my lifetime where i'm like i genuinely hate someone like i'm like i can't stand you
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like you're the worst and so i'm really mean to them because they're awful and they're like
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you're so funny i'm not trying to be funny i hate you yeah i literally hate you like i i could
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say that to their face and they'd be like you're crazy girl they just don't take you seriously like
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ever no matter what you say they don't believe you like i i could literally like you're literally
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the worst person i've ever met in my entire life i hate you and they'd be like i kind of love people
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like that that's so funny to me though like i get i get that that's like frustrating but there's
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like that just like cracks me up it's like no self-awareness like this person hates you and you're
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just like oh my god i love her so much she's hilarious she's so funny she just it's like a whole
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thing we do like she's mean and i laugh and it's it's just the worst just the worst now there's no
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mistaking anymore now that i have a presence online there's genuinely no mistaking anymore but okay
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speaking of funny women right we're gonna do one video today what we do here in the comment section
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is we talk about videos that i was tagged in that are applicable to our topic today bring them here
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laugh kiki all the fun things so this first video um is a guy and he's dueting a video of
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comedian whitney cummings doing stand-up with the caption trying to laugh at a female comedian and
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just watch the video silently with no expression the whole time hilarious i came across this on my
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for you page did you really yeah and it like pissed me off but i've also seen like other clips of
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whitney cummings or even natasha legaro yeah and they're hilarious yeah they're killing it and the
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comment section is just like the straight face emoji or like where's the funny or it's like man i laughed
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so hard and then it's that emoji yeah yeah it's like now that's comedy like your comment your hey
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comment i bet you lauren michaels is gonna see it yeah get that kid in my office immediately fly him
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out to new york we gotta get him on the staff bitch immediately he's like get that guy in my office
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i need that kind of wit and humor in my life that kind of quality control at the netflix stand-up
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like live specials that's like who gives a that's what i don't understand is like these kids who like
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come on the internet or like grown-ass adult men yeah who will like react to that stuff it's like
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who care like i mean i give my opinion a lot and no one asked for it but like really like them just
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like why for what like who needed your input on whether or not it's funny i genuinely don't know
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it's like i feel like that's it's like this entitlement they've always carried so they're like
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they're gonna eat this up yeah i do it and sometimes i feel like this might even be the
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case sometimes where they just know it's gonna hit with a very specific audience which is gonna drive
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numbers and like the possibility of going viral yeah which i think to myself like you want to go
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viral for what reason like let's just say you went viral who like you just stitching female
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comedians like hits every single time you're just clocking a million views every single time
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do you think you're gonna build a career off that like like what's the end goal like to keep doing
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that content is like what's the goal yeah what's the light at the end of the tunnel like you think
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you're gonna pay your bills off sitting there pretending you're not laughing they just want the
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attention like so badly that's so weird that's what i'm saying like it's literally just like
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it's just for attention at that point which makes it odd like it's strange like because there's no
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goal like you know you're not gonna go you're not gonna build a platform off it you know you're not
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gonna build a career off it you're not gonna make money off of it so like what's the point the point
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is to just make yourself feel good for like five seconds that's so pathetic that is like the most
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pathetic thing i've ever heard you have nothing good going for you at that point in your life so it's
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kind of like well it's just gonna like shit on this like well-established successful comedian
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who's doing just fine that's why i'm like what are the odds that you know and she doesn't what's
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funny yeah what are the odds like if you were to pull random people like what are the odds that's why
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dudes will tell one fat joke to me and they'll be like should i quit my day job like should i start
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workshopping a set like someone get the laugh factory on the phone i have to talk to them like they
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they have got to see this night of the apollo like front row oh my god but then they'll get
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like heckled by one person and like have to like go on medication and that's like the thing like when
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they like comment on that or even will go on like the comedian's comments of a video they posted yeah
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and it's just like don't you think that someone who's done this and started like before tiktok was
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a thing don't you think they've dealt with their fair share of negative feedback and it's also worse
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when it's in person like it's like it's worse in the sense that it's harder to like be funny or on
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your feet like yeah like witty in the event that you do get heckled it happens all the time like
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exactly yeah stand-up comedians where they're people are like they go to the show to be awful towards
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them yeah in person and like they could never handle that never like they can't even handle me telling
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them like on through a phone screen yeah where i'm not even physically there they can't even handle that
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yeah so what makes you think you'd be able to stand up on a stage and do like a 40 minute set
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and have someone be like boo the whole time it's me yeah it's just me the whole time it's you they
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look over at a table and it's you and me it's just sitting there boo i would love to i've seen clips of
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like guys doing stand-up that isn't that funny and i'm do people heckle anymore because i can't i feel
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like we need to bring it back bring it back bring back heckling um i know i feel like the only male
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comics i've seen that that like truly suck other than just like bigoted ones that shouldn't have
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careers anymore is like the humor the center point of the humor is literally just like misogyny yeah
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just like my wife my bitch wife like oh i can't stand like that's literally like go get your nails
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done bitch like that's literally the the driving theme throughout the entire you make 40 minutes out
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of that like an hour long set out of that yeah i don't know man get some new material yeah that's
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not funny like objectively speaking that's not even funny it's really not it's like overdone and
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it's like how many i feel like that's like every sitcom that was in the 90s was just like i hate my
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wife and she's ugly and i want to cheat on her so it's like now like we've heard it all before like
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we get it yeah give me something else yeah give me literally anything else make fun of your
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mistress i don't know okay so listen to the comments on this video this one says you can
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tell it's only women laughing lol how how could you possibly tell that by the sound he's like that's
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women all women easily that have carried her throughout all of her success just women just
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women in this male-dominated industry that she's in like okay this one says fun fact you can pay
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people to laugh that's what they do i know i'm like thinking i'm thinking to my like there's
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what a weird conspiracy like you just hired everyone in the audience i think you're just like i wish just
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a bunch of seat fillers yeah you just tell them like hey every time i tell a joke you need to laugh
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okay they just hold up signs when they think it's like funny like the laugh tracks like when they would
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film like full house live like they have those same audiences there of the people like losing
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their mind because like michelle like made like what like the little baby like did something and
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it's like a grown man like crying she's like that's rude and they're shitting their pants they're like
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no that's comedy but it's funny like i think it was on an episode of always sunny in philadelphia
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they did something where they added a laugh track and they're like sometimes you need people telling
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you when to laugh for you to know that's that's funny yeah i think maybe they should do the same
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thing yeah sometimes well and i've i've seen before like multiple episodes where or not episodes i guess
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just like examples where you can tell that some women are their sense of humor is like far more nuanced
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and advanced and so like the jokes don't hit to like a lunkhead you know what i mean like like a man
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who's like hitting women's funny like he's not gonna get that joke yeah so i've talked about like when i
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had leo gonzalez on the show and he's he's a comedian and he's so funny and he said like when they're like
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this wasn't funny i'm like well it's not for you then like if you don't get it you could just say that
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like there are some jokes you just like go over your head yeah yeah like i made a joke once about
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this guy like he his whole premise of his video was like oh how to be playfully how to like playfully
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ask someone if they're fat over like dms on like tinder mind you he looked like 60 so like what are you
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doing on tinder like get your affairs order oh my god yeah i'm like worry about that 401k but
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he like he was talking and he i'm not kidding like he looked ill like physically ill and like
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my whole video was like i didn't even talk about what he said i'm like you don't look good like you
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you look ill you know i think i know what you're talking about and at the end i made a joke where i
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said like you should probably get going i know you gotta get on that the journey is treacherous on
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the river sticks because i know you're running that boat and a lot of men were like that didn't even
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make sense i'm all if you don't get it that's okay yeah you could just that joke is funny like
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objectively i'm like that's hilarious telling you you're the man who escorts the dead to the
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underworld that's hilarious like what are you talking about and i think that they're like that didn't
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even make sense and this wasn't even funny oh mom did you see him the same guy like he made another
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video about me and i'm like you want round two okay but like at that point i said he looked like a
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pumpkin that was left on the porch like well into november like just forgot they're like oh we
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gotta throw away the jack-o'-lanterns soon they're rotting that's literally what he looked like and
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then he was like like she it wasn't even funny that's what he said about my video model because
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it was at your expense like you're not gonna laugh because i was talking about you you're cool
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but like imagine it happening to someone else it is like put yourself in my shoes yeah
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uh this next video is a british man he's explaining that girls just aren't funny like guys are
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and he said a girl can make him laugh but girls wait what oh he said a man can make him laugh but
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girls just can't make him laugh like dying laughing he said you you lot just aren't funny like that
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like how do i make him die in real life that's all i care about i don't want to like make like
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people like that laugh go die period yeah dying and someone's like they just do not make us cry like
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that on god some are funny but it's rare and he said i'll give them a giggle if they're lang
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though i'm assuming that means hot okay i don't know their culture very well but i'm assuming that
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means good looking correct me if i'm wrong can we get a translator literally sorry about that harry
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potter i think like i i'm like what if that's not the goal like what if i never wanted you to laugh
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at my joke ever again also like what if you're not like necessarily like in what context are you like
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crying laughing like that and are you like judging like the comedy of someone like you're having like
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a conversation with someone and they say something that's like a little light-hearted and they're like
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i don't know i didn't shed tears so like that just didn't that didn't for me it's a no it's just like
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not that serious ever i don't understand i've only cried laughing like a handful of times in my life
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and like each time it was something so incredibly stupid like it wasn't even it wasn't someone being
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like so yesterday i was at the bar like it wasn't like me watching an opening monologue on the tonight
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show like it was literally just like a circumstantial thing that happened and it made me cry laughing like
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yeah that was it or like an inside joke with yeah yeah an inside joke like something that was gonna say
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like it's like an intimacy you share with someone where something happens and you laugh so incredibly hard
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you like cry yeah i've seen like i've seen probably like two or three tiktoks that have made me laugh so
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hard i started crying um very rare but they were so stupid like they weren't they made no sense like
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it wasn't they weren't trying to some of them they weren't even trying to be funny it was just that
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funny like it was like something that happened to them and it was hilarious to me because i wasn't
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involved and then like i can think of one like the first one that ever made me cry laughing was
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literally these two kids they like went into a dairy queen i'm like laughing already thinking it's
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not even that funny but they went into a dairy queen and they sang a song like he was just singing like
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about how much he loved dairy queen like for no reason like he just went in there unannounced and did
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it and then the worker was like an older woman and she goes wow like so like encourage them and then it
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jump cuts to them filming another guy eating a ice cream cone and he's going to town it's like he's
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like like eating it like his life depends on it and then the top that's not even what made me laugh
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the top comment on the video said why did you record him slobbing on that cone like that and that made me
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cry like it just made me laugh so hard i started crying because it's like the guy like that's they were
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being so serious when they commented that and it made me laugh so hard i started crying like that
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makes no sense like no one was like telling me a joke like no one was there was no punch line like
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it was just the most nonsensical circumstantial video yeah like it just made no sense and it made
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me laugh so incredibly hard another one i saw recently was of liza minnelli just being herself
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made me laugh so hard to start crying like little things that you like can't explain yeah like she was
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getting in a car and tmz was recording her and she just started singing like riffing they weren't
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even words like she was just making noises and singing and the guy was going okay and that was it
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that was a whole video like it made me laugh so hard to start crying like my whole point being it doesn't
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have to make sense to make you laugh necessarily so the measure is just yeah woman not funny because
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they can't make you cry laughter like just go yourself and that measure is different for
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everybody too like what is funny to one person is not necessarily funny to the next exactly but to
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stereotype and be like oh all women aren't funny it's just a lie yeah that's just not true that's
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an outright lie we can sit here all day and lie but at the end of the day come on that's no the last
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video that made me cry laughing was a guy who like i think he was trying to give off the impression
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that that's how he really spoke but he was just putting on like this fake italian accent like
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reacting to people making pizza and i was but he was being for real i guess like in his other videos
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he didn't really talk like that but he was like you don't even gotta tell me like it just like a
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really bad like fake italian accent i'm not even gonna like try but i was crying like losing my mind
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over that because it's just like for what like why are you doing this that's like the austin butler
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ones like when he dropped the elvis accent like that's funny that's a bit he's committing to for
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the rest of his life that is funny i low-key i'm like go off king yeah you know what i mean like no
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one's no at this point you have to stick to it because you're swearing that it's for real
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yeah that's hilarious you want to talk about a joke that's a joke right there like committing to a
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bit so severely that you're like well now i can't drop it because yeah people have gone to bat for
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it so now i literally can't i have to talk like this forever oh that that sucks like set yourself
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up to do like that much work but that is like the joke of all time yeah like the longest running bit
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is him like pretending like hilaria baldwin yeah the longest running bit of her like pretending she was
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like for what you can catch her though slipping all the time she'll drop it because she's not
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spanish yeah she's literally white she's from the east coast like girl what are you talking about
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and she won't drop it like yeah what's i don't understand with austin butler though it's camp at
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this point yeah i'm like it's just camp like he's go off king yeah from doing a movie that's like the
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funniest part of it all it's not even like from living somewhere it's like i just like played a
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character and couldn't like stop leave i couldn't exit the building at all that's crazy now that's
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funny that is i'm like at this point i'm like let him let him do it yeah i'm not hurting anyone
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it's just yeah it's camp it is camp and everything camp is always funny and also serious yeah no but
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these guys who like say that they just don't have female friends because if i guarantee you if they
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were just like or sorry not female that they don't have like women friends yeah um and yeah they'll
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probably like say like the guys that have made them laugh like oh my buddy who's just like talking
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like some shit about someone we know and it's like okay yeah that made you cry of laughter that's
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like an inside joke yeah yeah you haven't talked to a woman in like 10 years like at all ever really
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other than your mom and your dentist so yeah that's pretty much it that's like leo my friend leo he said
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too uh if you laugh at things like jackass like like getting hit in the nuts type humor i'm not gonna
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make you laugh like i'm not your i'm not your guy oh my god i do kind of laugh at that sometimes
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well and he was saying like with men who like men like that who have this neanderthal
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where it's just that where it's just that and nothing else it's like the one you said about the
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isaac thing like women moment like yeah that type of shit is like top tier comedy to them like you
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cannot get any funnier than that it's that i'm like that and racism is like what's not funny about
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you know what i mean like they they find those two things so equitably funny i'm like all right well
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you don't need to have a single thought to think that's funny like getting like hit in the nuts
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like will make a little kid laugh like it's just like something so like basic yeah absolutely so it's
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like not i mean is it even really funny at that point or is it just you know what i mean like funny
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the first time but like do you need like an hour and a half long movie of it going over and over again
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yeah like like okay physical comedy that makes me laugh is like people falling yeah that's always
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funny like yeah duh we're gonna laugh at that people people spitting will always make me laugh
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like when they talk like a spit take like when they they drink water and then yeah
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i can't relate to you on that one but well i guess it depends i guess it depends like
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circumstantially that would make me laugh but i think like i i think at the end of the day it's like
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humor also is subjective unless you're a man who thinks women aren't funny that's not yeah that's
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subjective that's the biases that's like prejudice that she has it's not even funny they just hate
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women yeah it's it's also like um you can tell too when when they never like you said they never hung
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out with people who are well they've never hung out with female presenting people at all or women in
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general who they find funny let alone yeah at all yeah like no front and i i think too like women are
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tend to be a lot meaner like when they're when they're being funny and they're making fun of someone
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like they're mean as hell and i find that hilarious yeah i just i find that so funny like the way that
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they will cook you alive like while you stand there and watch that's funny that's hilarious they don't
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care at all and i find that so funny they do that too though that's why like anytime they're just like
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oh women are funny i would bet every dollar to my name which isn't even that much so like maybe that
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doesn't say a lot but like just have like a guy say the exact same joke hear it back you'll laugh
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you'll laugh maybe you just need to hear it in like a guy's voice or like see a guy say it
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i promise you like that's the only thing that's like getting in the way i i had a girl once tag me
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in a video where she was recording her co-worker and he was like i just she goes repeat to me what you
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just said and he was like i just don't think women are funny at all um and then she's like
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why is there any particular reason or is it just kind of like a right quirk and then he was like
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no i just don't think they like they just don't have it like they're not funny like men are and i'm
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like whatever it is okay and so she tagged me in the video and i told her i'm like well i can't make
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fun of him if i don't see what he looks like i gotta see what he looks like all right and i was like
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one but two ask him to tell you a joke by your measure you should be just as funny as every other
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man considering it's apparently built into your dna yeah so my advice to those of you who
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encounter men like that is like tell me a joke let's hear it they can't fire them off bitch let's
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go i want to see i want to laugh i love that i love to laugh as a woman i can only laugh at them i
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can't tell funny jokes i just like to be the audience so ask them to tell you a joke and if it
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has if it is rooted in bigotry and you're out they can't even like be funny like i don't even know
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and it's just like what context do they even like bring that up like sometimes they won't even
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say it after a woman says a joke they'll just say it like during a conversation yeah it's like an
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icebreaker they're like when you like when you're in college and they're like do these icebreakers to
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get to know each other and they're like what's a fun fact about you i don't think women are funny
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a woman's never made me cry of laughter yeah like and then yours is i think i could have invented
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gravity sooner than isaac newton yeah it's your fun fact about you yeah that is that's all that
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matters honestly but okay as we wrap this up what would you say what would you say is your like best
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piece of advice for a woman who either want to enter the comedy space whether it's online or like
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stand-up or anything because you're just a naturally funny person but you've built a platform off of being
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hilarious so like what would you say is your like best piece of advice specifically for women and
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femmes who want to be in comedy would be funny um i guess just like do what you think is funny like
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don't try to like you see people think one thing you say or like one particular yeah joke that you
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do is hilarious yeah don't like measure it off of like the reaction that you get from that like
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whatever you think is funny and cracks you up just do whatever that is yeah and even if you think
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it's so niche and so specific to you where you're just like no one will find this funny this is such
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a had to be their moment yeah it's not like people will think it's funny yeah chances are someone's
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gonna find it yeah that's that's honestly too like as long as you find it hilarious like and it's not
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rooted in any sort of oppression of any kind then i think go with your gut yeah honestly because we're
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both we both find ourselves hilarious and look how it's worked out pretty well exactly and you know
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but you know what even if you are the only person who thinks you're funny that's the only person that
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matters you're the only audience member that can't leave or turn the phone off like you should really
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try to impress yourself first you might take it to your own show honestly exactly i feel that that's
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i think that's uh a great way to to like get over the fear of wanting maybe to post your jokes yeah or
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like you know is to be like well i find this funny so i'm gonna post it and if people like it cool if
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not at least i thought it was funny exactly yeah that's a good uh first measure for it but
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thank you so much molly thank you for having me i adore you you're so funny true i love you i was
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trying to show my mom like one of your videos yeah and she doesn't really go on tiktok so she doesn't
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understand how it works um but i showed her one of you like reacting to like a guy and my mom was just
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like so how does she know this guy like how did she like it's like she does a mom thing she doesn't
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know him yeah that's like my dad does that when i show him videos he goes who is this how do you
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know them i don't know them yeah just watch it okay and he watches and then he goes but do they
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know that that's happening i'm like all right forget it you're on it forget it forget it just stick to
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your memes yeah well i'm glad that your mom gave me half a vote of confidence i love that
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she thinks that we're like good friends too like anyone that i like interacted online she's like
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so your friend i'm like i mean if that's what you want to like god bless her you know but we're
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friends now so perfect exactly thank you so much to molly for joining me on this episode of the comment
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section show where can everybody find you um you can find my username princess underscore milky with
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two y's because one i was taken um and then this friday uh my new channel which is just the news so
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source i love that congratulations that's amazing what's it called it's just called the news oh the
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news yeah oh perfect i thought that you were saying the news i got it you know cnn and fox were
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taken unfortunately so i love that okay make sure you all go follow molly on everything make sure you
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tune into her new show that's so incredibly funny i'm sure i can't wait to see it i'm sure it's gonna
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