The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - MEN LOVE TO GO OFF TOPIC Ft. Princess Milky ｜ Drew Afualo ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 59

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00:00:04.740 I made a video saying that if I was alive when Isaac Newton was alive,

00:00:08.440 I think I could have discovered gravity before, like I could have beat him to it.

00:00:11.800 And that was the most hate I've ever gotten on the internet.

00:00:14.520 And I've said more deserving of hate things.

00:00:17.240 That really struck a nerve.

00:00:22.740 Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show

00:00:26.340 starring me, your favorite, everybody knows me,

00:00:28.820 who cares about me, on to the guest.

00:00:31.300 Today I have the one and only, the very hilarious Molly, a.k.a. Princess Milky.

00:00:37.540 Woohoo! 1.00

00:00:39.180 Hey.

00:00:41.260 I'm so happy to have you.

00:00:43.020 I'm so happy to be here. I'm like a little nervous though.

00:00:45.260 Don't be nervous. It's going to be fun.

00:00:46.780 I'm going to steer the ship. You just take in the sights.

00:00:49.140 Alright, cool.

00:00:49.900 Have a good time.

00:00:50.820 I wanted Molly here for very obvious reasons.

00:00:54.260 You are hilarious.

00:00:55.300 Thank you.

00:00:56.060 You're hilarious.

00:00:57.160 Thank you. I appreciate that.

00:00:58.340 I stan a funny bitch, you know. 1.00

00:00:59.960 Me too. 0.99

00:01:00.360 I love funny women. 1.00

00:01:01.560 Oh, I love it so much.

00:01:03.200 So how did you get into TikTok?

00:01:06.440 It was during the pandemic and I had a scary amount of free time on my hands.

00:01:11.620 So I just made TikToks.

00:01:14.280 Yeah, that was pretty much it.

00:01:15.640 Just for funsies?

00:01:16.920 What did you do before TikTok?

00:01:19.020 Like online?

00:01:20.200 No, like just for work, school.

00:01:22.060 Were you in school all the time?

00:01:22.620 I just finished school right before the pandemic hit.

00:01:26.160 So I was trying to find a job and everything and then we couldn't leave our homes for however many months.

00:01:31.380 That's crazy.

00:01:31.680 Did you graduate that year, 2020?

00:01:33.480 I graduated January of 2020. 0.99

00:01:36.220 Damn, really? 0.98

00:01:37.000 The day before it started, basically. 0.99

00:01:39.560 The day before it started.

00:01:41.200 Yeah, I literally, I got fired from my job two weeks before it started.

00:01:45.420 Two weeks before lockdown.

00:01:46.680 Like it had started already, I think.

00:01:48.740 But like when they shut everything down and everyone had to stay home and you couldn't even go grocery shopping or anything like that.

00:01:54.000 So was it because of COVID, they did layoffs or whatever?

00:01:58.260 No, no.

00:01:58.660 Or just coincidentally?

00:01:59.820 No, they fired me.

00:02:01.420 Oh.

00:02:01.620 No, that's not why they fired me.

00:02:03.680 I think maybe.

00:02:05.220 No, they found a way to get rid of me.

00:02:08.020 Okay.

00:02:08.760 It happened.

00:02:09.840 I used to work for the NFL.

00:02:11.420 But it's funny because like my friend Brittany Broski, like Spenswa, they both got fired too.

00:02:18.740 And then look what happened.

00:02:20.540 I said, you want to be TikTok famous, you got to get fired.

00:02:22.420 But yeah, that's great.

00:02:24.120 I'm going to get fired now.

00:02:25.840 You just go get a job to get fired.

00:02:28.300 And then your career just takes off after that.

00:02:30.460 Yeah.

00:02:30.880 What were you planning on doing or wanted to do after college?

00:02:33.700 Like what did you go to school for?

00:02:34.780 I went to school for graphic design.

00:02:36.380 Oh, nice.

00:02:37.000 And visual arts.

00:02:37.720 What the?

00:02:37.980 Are you an artsy girl?

00:02:39.440 I mean, not really.

00:02:40.880 Like I have a degree in it, but it's not.

00:02:43.920 Was it like a passion or was it just kind of like?

00:02:46.580 I did really poorly in school growing up, but I was good at art.

00:02:50.240 But so my mom was just like, that's how you're going to get into college.

00:02:53.460 And I was like, I don't have anything to dispute.

00:02:56.600 Like my grades were so bad.

00:02:58.300 So that's what I did.

00:02:59.980 And they don't care about that.

00:03:01.440 So no, it seems like my only option.

00:03:04.340 Well, thank God for TikTok then.

00:03:06.060 I know.

00:03:06.760 Well, I still I like a I work retail right now.

00:03:09.800 Oh, do you really?

00:03:10.500 Yeah.

00:03:10.780 Oh, my gosh.

00:03:11.460 Okay.

00:03:11.760 I've worked in not retail.

00:03:13.660 I've never I think that's the only service job I've never had.

00:03:17.000 Like I did work food service, though.

00:03:19.280 Okay.

00:03:19.660 I was a waitress for a hot minute.

00:03:21.140 Have you ever been a waitress?

00:03:21.980 No.

00:03:22.720 Girl, I can imagine one of the hardest.

00:03:25.180 That's the true front lines right there.

00:03:27.200 Yeah.

00:03:27.640 Strong.

00:03:28.100 God's strongest soldiers are servers.

00:03:30.220 I agree that it seems harder.

00:03:33.600 Servers are like, oh, man, I just what a thankless job.

00:03:37.760 Like serving people food who go out with the intention of harming you verbally.

00:03:42.840 That's insane.

00:03:43.900 I've heard horror stories.

00:03:45.240 Yeah, it's pretty bad.

00:03:46.400 But I'm sure retail is just as bad.

00:03:49.100 It's I mean, I work in like a big department store.

00:03:51.500 So I have so many co-workers.

00:03:54.200 If there's a crazy person that I want to avoid, I just walk away.

00:03:59.320 And it's like you're like, it's so funny.

00:04:01.040 I actually don't have to talk to you if I don't want to.

00:04:02.840 So exactly.

00:04:04.220 So you just walk away.

00:04:05.280 Yeah.

00:04:05.620 I mean, I'm sure like in a smaller boutique where there's less places to hide.

00:04:10.600 It's more difficult.

00:04:11.720 But have you ever had like a crazy customer interaction?

00:04:16.300 Yeah.

00:04:16.520 I mean, sort of.

00:04:18.480 Or is it just like the standard, like people being rude?

00:04:20.900 It's like the standard.

00:04:21.980 I don't want to say too much because I currently work there.

00:04:24.360 I don't want to get fired.

00:04:25.840 But, you know, you're so burnt out from being on your feet and talking to people all day.

00:04:32.620 I feel that that the crazies, you're just you have no reaction.

00:04:37.520 They'll just be screaming it.

00:04:38.260 And you're like, OK, I'm dead behind the eyes.

00:04:39.820 So it's cool.

00:04:40.800 Exactly.

00:04:41.340 Literally.

00:04:42.120 No thoughts.

00:04:43.100 One of the craziest people I ever served when I was I had that job when I was in college and

00:04:47.240 I already had another job and I was like a full time student.

00:04:50.040 So I remember like that that money was purely like party money.

00:04:55.600 Like that was my city girl money.

00:04:57.160 Like I was literally just using that to be a city girl.

00:04:59.060 So I was like, cool, I could work like three shifts a week.

00:05:03.020 That's totally fine with me to make good money.

00:05:05.160 So I did that and I had this one couple come in and my manager was like, oh, when he saw

00:05:12.220 them, like immediately he was like, oh, and of course they got sat in my section.

00:05:17.180 And then he told me, just, you know, like that couple comes in at least once a week.

00:05:22.180 They always have a coupon.

00:05:23.620 We don't even hand out coupons.

00:05:25.660 He's like, so just take the coupon.

00:05:27.520 I'll be like, and then I'll pretend I put the discount in.

00:05:31.360 But they were old.

00:05:32.480 Oh, so they didn't know.

00:05:34.360 No, they did.

00:05:35.360 She was just a Karen. 0.95

00:05:36.600 So he was like, just to like avoid confrontation, she's going to give you a coupon.

00:05:41.600 Just bring it back and then I'll do it.

00:05:43.860 And I was like, okay.

00:05:45.660 So I served her.

00:05:47.600 I served the two of them.

00:05:49.120 He didn't say anything at all.

00:05:51.200 Battered by life.

00:05:52.080 And I don't even know.

00:05:53.520 I think she was just really mean to him all the time.

00:05:55.080 I have no idea.

00:05:55.640 He never said anything.

00:05:56.560 She was awful, like one of the worst people I've ever met. 0.99

00:06:00.720 And she requested the most, the most ridiculous things. 0.99

00:06:04.340 Like I had to take her food back like four times, even though she eats there once a week. 0.82

00:06:08.360 It's like she does it to exert power. 1.00

00:06:10.020 I don't, I have no idea.

00:06:11.820 So then like when I finally brought them their food, she goes, can I ask you a question?

00:06:16.940 I go, sure.

00:06:18.080 Why not?

00:06:18.800 I'm sure it's gonna be great.

00:06:19.520 And then she said, why do you feel like men are more important than women?

00:06:25.980 And I go, huh?

00:06:28.100 Why am I looking at her?

00:06:29.300 And she's like, I just feel like you think you respect him more than you respect me because

00:06:34.780 this entire time you've been serving him first and serving me second.

00:06:39.520 Mind you, there's two of them.

00:06:40.920 So it's one or two and she just happened to be two.

00:06:44.060 And like, she's ranting at me about like feminism. 1.00

00:06:47.180 Like she's like telling me like, basically asking me why I'm not for the girls, right?

00:06:52.440 Can you get her on the show?

00:06:54.420 Yeah, literally.

00:06:55.600 I'm like, fast forward. 0.97

00:06:57.160 She's probably dead now, but she was old and racist. 1.00

00:07:00.840 But anyways, so she, she goes on this tirade about like, you know, respecting men more. 0.92

00:07:06.520 You're never going to go far in life if you respect men, like whatever.

00:07:10.640 And so I let her kind of run herself out like a toddler. 0.95

00:07:14.280 And then I was like, I don't know anything about that.

00:07:18.320 I will say though, I have to serve based off the seat.

00:07:22.840 He's in one.

00:07:23.980 So it goes one, two, switch.

00:07:26.920 Yeah, I was like, so I'm just doing it the way I'm, I was taught how to serve.

00:07:31.040 But if you would like me to serve you first from now on, I can.

00:07:34.280 And she goes, oh, okay.

00:07:36.860 Like nothing happened.

00:07:38.560 Like men in black came in there and they were like, right. 0.79

00:07:41.000 And then just like wiped her memory.

00:07:42.300 Then she just acted like she never did that to me. 0.99

00:07:44.880 And I was like, you're insane. 0.95

00:07:47.620 That's what I don't get. 1.00

00:07:48.680 When customers like pull that shit and they, they try to like act like it's normal. 0.99

00:07:52.880 But it's like, no, we all remember. 1.00

00:07:55.200 Like I was also there.

00:07:57.840 So she literally like took off her mask, like Jim Carrey.

00:08:01.400 Like she put it on.

00:08:02.300 And she was like, and then she took it off.

00:08:04.580 She was like, that was crazy back there.

00:08:06.560 Oh my God.

00:08:07.240 I didn't even know that girl. 0.99

00:08:08.600 That was nuts.

00:08:09.860 What just happened?

00:08:10.480 Oh my God.

00:08:11.220 She ate a Snickers.

00:08:14.260 What would you do for Klondike Park?

00:08:16.580 And I was like, and then I just went back and she like a terror, a true terror.

00:08:22.060 That's actually my serving job was one of the first times I like truly 100% solidified my

00:08:29.060 beef with Australian men. 0.53

00:08:31.120 That was way before TikTok.

00:08:33.120 So, oh yeah.

00:08:34.560 Have you interacted with them at all on TikTok?

00:08:36.660 Not really.

00:08:37.920 Like, oh, no, they're pretty bad. 0.98

00:08:40.900 I don't know if they have a misogynistic spider over there that's just biting every Aussie man 0.99

00:08:47.200 they see, but like, it's pretty bad. 0.89

00:08:49.460 What?

00:08:50.120 I've made, I've made TikToks about Australian men and the way they like ride for each other

00:08:54.480 is crazy.

00:08:55.900 It's cuckoo the way they ride for each other. 0.91

00:08:58.600 And they like, they're so misogynistic sometimes.

00:09:02.320 Like, I don't want to say not all men, but like a lot of Australian men.

00:09:07.020 And when I was a server, they are the worst customers ever.

00:09:11.940 They don't tip.

00:09:12.980 They stay for hours.

00:09:14.620 They make a mess and they get trashed like the whole time.

00:09:18.840 Like they're on vacation or whatever.

00:09:20.800 Cause I lived in Hawaii at the time I was serving.

00:09:23.100 Okay.

00:09:23.440 So they like go from Jurassic world where they live and then they come to Hawaii to like

00:09:28.040 get away from it all, get away from the creatures, I guess.

00:09:30.440 I don't know.

00:09:31.080 But that just blew my mind.

00:09:32.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:33.160 So then I was like, man, these guys suck. 0.99

00:09:36.400 Like I interacted with them a lot and they were very misogynistic even back then. 0.99

00:09:39.720 And so then now on TikTok, I'm like, see, I knew you guys were terrible.

00:09:44.040 Oh my God.

00:09:44.760 Not the Hemsworth brothers.

00:09:47.000 Yeah.

00:09:47.900 Well, see, Liam Hemsworth is a perfect example.

00:09:50.580 Like, look how he was treating.

00:09:52.300 I know.

00:09:53.440 Her song flowers.

00:09:55.020 I mean, listen, I don't want to say I warned y'all, but I warned y'all.

00:09:58.940 Wow.

00:09:59.400 I didn't even say that before.

00:10:00.740 They were like, I go back to 2014.

00:10:03.140 I wasn't even in college at the time.

00:10:05.020 But yeah.

00:10:05.380 Wow.

00:10:05.800 Anywho.

00:10:06.300 I mean, look at us.

00:10:07.300 Went to college for something completely different.

00:10:09.440 Now we're just just on the internet.

00:10:11.080 So true.

00:10:12.320 Yeah.

00:10:13.860 Oh my God.

00:10:14.580 I can't believe that about Australian men.

00:10:16.200 I don't know why I'm like, so like affected by that.

00:10:18.240 Finding out that news.

00:10:19.420 Like upset me.

00:10:20.080 That's why I said, not all of them,

00:10:22.360 but a lot of them.

00:10:23.540 And I, I, I think too, like I have a pretty big audience in Australia, which is a little

00:10:29.240 shocking to me at the time when I had first started growing up platform.

00:10:32.520 And then they literally told me like a lot of women were like, yeah. 0.56

00:10:36.300 Then when I saw how they act, I'm like, well, no wonder, no wonder they love me over there

00:10:40.900 because you guys are rancid. 0.68

00:10:42.580 I don't know what's in the water.

00:10:44.500 Maybe fix it, fix it immediately.

00:10:46.300 I don't know. 0.98

00:10:47.740 I know that like British men are kind of the worst. 1.00

00:10:50.320 Really? 0.98

00:10:51.120 Oh no, you're right.

00:10:52.060 I've made fun of British men a few times, but their threats make no sense. 0.99

00:10:55.260 Like when they, when they insult you, I'm like, are you like casting a spell or are you

00:10:58.860 like, what are you saying?

00:11:00.100 Yeah.

00:11:00.280 I like, I can't tell.

00:11:01.400 I'm like, you're just, you're, you just said a limerick to me.

00:11:04.540 I don't know what you said, but it wasn't mean.

00:11:08.320 They need to up their game a little bit.

00:11:09.980 Maybe I'm just so uncultured.

00:11:11.320 I don't know, but I don't know.

00:11:13.600 I can hurt their feelings pretty easy.

00:11:15.280 So yeah, they're very sensitive.

00:11:17.980 When you talk about like beans on toast, that's like, I actually said that in a video got taken

00:11:22.820 down and it said use of slurs.

00:11:24.620 I'm not even joking.

00:11:25.680 And what did you say?

00:11:27.220 I said that they eat beans on toast.

00:11:28.860 That was like the only like specific like British, the only thing I could think of that

00:11:33.940 was that. 0.99

00:11:35.240 Damn. 1.00

00:11:35.480 And they said burn her. 1.00

00:11:37.020 Which? 1.00

00:11:38.260 Damn. 1.00

00:11:38.640 You said beans on toast. 1.00

00:11:39.400 They got mad.

00:11:40.540 That's crazy.

00:11:41.300 Yeah.

00:11:41.440 They got very upset.

00:11:43.560 Do you want to get mad at you at all?

00:11:44.900 Do they ever write hate to you?

00:11:45.920 Do you get a lot of hate?

00:11:46.960 I used to.

00:11:48.360 Really?

00:11:48.880 I made a video saying that if I was alive when Isaac Newton was alive, I think I could have

00:11:53.360 discovered gravity before.

00:11:54.480 Like I could have beat him to it and that was the most hate I've ever gotten on the

00:11:58.420 internet.

00:11:58.740 And I've said more deserving of hate things that really struck a nerve that got on like

00:12:03.640 no cap on Instagram.

00:12:05.460 Like those weird.

00:12:06.780 Oh, where they like rip where they rip things and put it on Instagram.

00:12:10.560 Yeah.

00:12:10.820 Like at least give me credit.

00:12:12.960 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:12:14.120 But then they'll take you take your video and shit on you in the caption. 0.96

00:12:19.380 Yeah. 0.97

00:12:19.620 Like they were like woman moment, like Hannah raised and I was like, all right. 0.99

00:12:24.960 Damn. 0.99

00:12:25.160 And people in the comments were furious that I said that. 1.00

00:12:29.360 They were like, her father needs to beat the shit out of her, saying all the stuff. 0.99

00:12:33.220 And I was like, over Isaac Newton, he's dead. 0.98

00:12:35.880 I didn't know he, I didn't know that he had riders like that.

00:12:38.900 Me either.

00:12:40.300 I was shocked. 0.99

00:12:41.600 Damn. 0.99

00:12:41.680 They have, he's like K-pop level defense at his ready. 1.00

00:12:45.880 Apparently.

00:12:46.840 It was crazy.

00:12:48.340 Isaac Newton.

00:12:49.440 That's what triggers y'all.

00:12:50.660 That's a, that's what gets them going or what?

00:12:53.760 The, the hate was crazy.

00:12:55.580 Like sending like death threats upon death threats.

00:12:57.780 And I was like, this is over Isaac Newton over a joke about how I think I could have discovered

00:13:02.460 gravity.

00:13:03.540 I didn't.

00:13:04.500 So it's okay.

00:13:06.120 And also you could have, I still think I could have.

00:13:09.800 I don't know, someone did, someone invent a time machine.

00:13:11.960 Let's go back and find out.

00:13:13.300 You know what I mean?

00:13:14.260 Yeah.

00:13:14.740 And that, that was like my point.

00:13:15.920 Like, were these people who invented things that changed the world?

00:13:19.560 Were they, I, I'm sure he was very smart.

00:13:21.860 I didn't know him personally.

00:13:22.880 Like the rest of his fans.

00:13:24.300 Listen, I don't want to talk bad on your friend.

00:13:26.820 But if he died or something happened to him, gravity would have gotten discovered.

00:13:31.600 Like eventually by someone.

00:13:33.500 Or something equivalent.

00:13:34.480 Like, yeah, but also to your same point, who knows who really discovered most things?

00:13:41.840 Exactly.

00:13:42.060 Like it's only recently within the last like century come out that Albert Einstein's wife

00:13:46.640 did most of his work for him.

00:13:48.300 And he took the credit because women were not allowed to be scientists. 1.00

00:13:52.580 That's the thing.

00:13:53.580 So like who the knows who actually discovered it?

00:13:57.560 Who are you taking the word of a man?

00:13:59.280 They lie a lot.

00:14:00.000 So like the greatest minds throughout all of history, a lot of people didn't have rights

00:14:06.200 when they were like making a name for themselves. 0.99

00:14:08.460 No shit. 0.98

00:14:09.280 So the playing field was a lot, like the pool was much more shallow than it is now. 0.99

00:14:14.660 Well, I just think too, like, like, you know, the movie Hidden Figures.

00:14:18.020 Yeah.

00:14:18.380 Yeah.

00:14:18.600 So those three black women were not credited for how many years in there, literally how

00:14:23.020 the one of the main reasons we got to the moon.

00:14:26.520 And they just now made a video about it.

00:14:30.000 Yeah.

00:14:30.240 Like, or a movie.

00:14:31.700 Like just now in the 21st century, like getting credit for it when they did it.

00:14:36.660 Who knows how many years ago?

00:14:38.360 Yeah.

00:14:38.700 So I don't trust you.

00:14:40.540 Like, yeah, you're telling me a man discovered it.

00:14:42.420 Prove it.

00:14:43.200 Yeah.

00:14:44.040 Let's go back in time and see who actually discovered it.

00:14:46.320 Who knows?

00:14:47.080 Yeah.

00:14:47.480 It's like the it's kind of like that's the same sentiment of like, was it men saying

00:14:53.080 things like men built the roads and the in the buildings and the Internet that you use

00:14:59.120 to say that?

00:15:01.440 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:03.940 Yeah.

00:15:04.700 Like, OK.

00:15:06.320 Like, we could sit here and say things all day.

00:15:07.840 Like, let's just laugh at the jokes.

00:15:09.560 They didn't have to do that.

00:15:11.040 They took it upon themselves.

00:15:12.720 They also invented lots of other terrible things that have oppressed many of us for

00:15:16.720 thousands of years.

00:15:17.920 But like.

00:15:18.900 No one wants to talk about that.

00:15:19.980 No one wants to sing those praises.

00:15:21.920 Yeah.

00:15:22.360 They only solely want to focus on like.

00:15:25.580 And also, again, like, who knows who really invented a building?

00:15:29.220 I don't know.

00:15:29.700 I wasn't there.

00:15:30.360 So.

00:15:31.380 That feels, though, like something a man would think of, like a building, like, I

00:15:34.960 don't know.

00:15:35.480 Like, you know, credit for that.

00:15:37.640 Yeah.

00:15:38.100 Buildings using especially like, well, men invented colonization.

00:15:42.240 I'll give you guys that.

00:15:43.280 Racism.

00:15:44.540 Give you guys that for sure.

00:15:45.720 You guys can have that.

00:15:47.460 Take all the credit for that.

00:15:49.600 It's true.

00:15:50.040 It's kind of like how they say, like, I had Dallara on the show recently and she's 0.98

00:15:55.680 like a literal lawyer, like an actual lawyer, like this bitch passed the bar, went 1.00

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00:16:01.920 And she talks a lot about like she'll talk about court cases and stuff, but she'll also

00:16:05.980 talk about like women's rights and all kinds of stuff. 1.00

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00:17:10.660 And men will still try to tell her how to do her job. 1.00

00:17:16.040 And I'm like, she's like an actual lawyer.

00:17:18.420 Like that's not like a funny like, ee hee hee.

00:17:21.300 Like when men put doctor in front of their Twitter name and all of a sudden they're allowed 0.96

00:17:24.420 to give medical advice.

00:17:25.800 Not the same thing.

00:17:27.040 Like she's like legally allowed to practice law if she would like to. 1.00

00:17:31.300 And they're like, I don't know about that one.

00:17:34.320 I don't know though. 0.90

00:17:35.420 Because women, boobs, you know, they just can't control their emotions. 1.00

00:17:39.240 Women, who knows? 1.00

00:17:40.700 That's crazy.

00:17:42.340 And she even told me that like statistically, like research-based wise, like women are far 1.00

00:17:48.120 more competent leaders and it's been proven like over and over again.

00:17:52.200 And men have started all the world's worst problems. 0.99

00:17:54.700 Like any problem that this country is having, you name it, it's the fault of a man. 0.99

00:17:58.620 And they're like, but what if she gets her period and she overreacts?

00:18:04.680 I would though.

00:18:05.760 That's like one thing I do have to say.

00:18:07.480 Like I feel like I would start a war, but they, so they do it without that.

00:18:12.940 Yeah.

00:18:13.380 They started a war and they never got their period.

00:18:15.380 So I mean, PEMDAS cancels out at that point.

00:18:19.520 That's how I see it.

00:18:21.960 We're all the same at that point.

00:18:23.980 That's crazy.

00:18:24.580 I kind of wish that I had that level of confidence though, where like someone who is a legit

00:18:29.040 lawyer is giving out advice and I'm like, I don't think that sounds right.

00:18:33.040 And I think I override your lawyer advice.

00:18:36.900 Yeah.

00:18:37.120 Just like an unbridled confidence.

00:18:39.160 You're just like, that doesn't sound right.

00:18:42.160 Why?

00:18:42.700 I don't know.

00:18:43.720 I don't like it.

00:18:44.420 That's how I'd feel.

00:18:45.740 I would be on like, you know, like the shows, like cooking shows, like Chopped or like anything

00:18:51.660 where it's like, they're putting all this, like, there's like this craftsmanship.

00:18:55.220 It's like a true art.

00:18:56.460 So like being a chef.

00:18:58.880 Right.

00:18:59.340 And they do all this stuff.

00:19:00.240 And then they're like, chefs today I've prepared for you.

00:19:02.880 And they name this exquisite dish.

00:19:05.660 And then I take one bite and I go, I don't like mayonnaise. 0.98

00:19:08.460 So this sucks. 0.75

00:19:10.020 It's just like, doesn't taste very good. 0.99

00:19:12.740 So Chopped.

00:19:14.380 Like, I would like to do that.

00:19:15.980 I'd like to be unqualified and be put on a show to judge.

00:19:19.780 I would love that.

00:19:20.900 I think that'd be great.

00:19:22.640 There's a lot.

00:19:23.160 Most shows I feel like they are unqualified.

00:19:26.960 Like, I don't know.

00:19:27.880 Honestly, maybe they're just really good actors sometimes.

00:19:30.360 Pretending they are.

00:19:31.100 Have you ever seen Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders making the team? 0.99

00:19:34.740 No, I've never watched the show, but I do know of it.

00:19:37.040 Yeah.

00:19:37.200 That is like my little, like, hyper fixation at the moment.

00:19:39.880 I'm watching that.

00:19:40.680 Yeah.

00:19:40.920 And the judges that they have during, like, the first round of auditions, it's just like

00:19:45.240 a random Southern guy who owns a guitar.

00:19:47.960 Like, a guy who knows.

00:19:49.120 It's a man?

00:19:50.100 There's some men on the judges panel.

00:19:51.820 Oh, okay.

00:19:52.380 And they're the most unqualified looking people to be judging cheerleaders. 0.98

00:19:56.500 I'm like, where the f*** did you find these people?

00:19:58.540 It'd be like someone who auditioned for American Idol in 2010.

00:20:02.180 Okay.

00:20:03.040 Like, and he auditioned.

00:20:05.000 He didn't make the show.

00:20:06.020 He auditioned back in 2010.

00:20:08.660 Yeah.

00:20:08.920 Those are his credentials.

00:20:10.020 Literally.

00:20:10.520 And they'll be like, as someone who's been to an audition before in my life, I think

00:20:14.120 I can be, I can give good advice to people who are also auditioning.

00:20:17.920 Like, I'd like to think I'm, I guess, the expert in this field.

00:20:22.800 Yeah.

00:20:23.340 I don't know.

00:20:23.760 That's just what other people have told me.

00:20:25.620 That's crazy.

00:20:26.360 And they're, like, dead ass serious too, and they're giving their feedback.

00:20:29.360 They're just like, I don't know about this one.

00:20:30.500 I'm like, the kick was not high enough. 0.97

00:20:31.940 It's like, what the f*** do you, I think I need to see your kick before you talk. 0.86

00:20:36.380 It's like, I saw, God, I can't remember the show I was watching, but it was like a, it 0.99

00:20:41.080 was literally like a skit on misogyny in the workplace, right?

00:20:44.980 And this, it's like, in Mad Men time, right?

00:20:49.040 Like, around that era.

00:20:51.060 And this lady, she's, like, auditioning, I'm not auditioning, she's applying for, like,

00:20:56.360 a secretary job because that's, like, the highest they could go in the workplace. 0.96

00:21:00.360 And she's like, yeah, so I have two degrees.

00:21:02.680 I have, like, so much qualifications.

00:21:04.900 I'm literally so qualified.

00:21:06.220 Like, she's, like, literally listing all of these things that make her overqualified

00:21:09.640 for the position.

00:21:10.320 and he's like okay great um we'll give you a call and then she leaves and then he turns around and 0.92

00:21:16.240 there's like two different boxes and it says pointy boobs not so pointy boobs and he has her 0.98

00:21:23.380 application and he goes hmm and he puts it in not so pointy boobs and he's like shame is pointy 0.90

00:21:29.600 boobs good is that what you're supposed to have to get the job yeah like that's like good like i 1.00

00:21:33.420 could see your nipples through your dress so you're hired uh but she didn't have that so she 1.00

00:21:37.600 didn't get the job oh but it's like it's like a joke about like how they would determine if women 0.99

00:21:44.800 were qualified enough or like worthy of earning a position and it's literally shit like that so 0.97

00:21:50.600 that's probably what it is for the dallas cowboys cheerleaders he's like boobs looked uneven though 0.96

00:21:54.940 so yeah i definitely know that they do openly talk about those they're really like the looks and

00:21:59.880 stuff damn they've had like the look of the dallas cowboys cheerleader which is do they specify or is 0.64

00:22:06.520 it just kind of a they're like i'll know when i see it they say that but then they all kind of 0.98

00:22:11.200 look the same so you connect the dots so you kind of all roads lead to the same center point at the

00:22:17.200 end of the day damn that's crazy i never like i just feel like there are some things in life

00:22:23.660 because generally speaking clip this the men who hate me i feel like i'm smarter than most men 0.96

00:22:29.440 easily uh there are some things in life though where i feel it makes me what misogynists think 0.99

00:22:36.280 women are a stupid bitch essentially it's like and it's very few things but it's like things like 1.00

00:22:42.180 the car like anything having to do with the mechanics of a moving vehicle i simply don't care 1.00

00:22:48.980 like i just i refuse to learn because i don't want to like i'm like no because why do you need to 0.97

00:22:55.880 like what are they doing with that knowledge other than like being an asshole with it 0.62

00:22:59.920 it's like that's something where like i will literally call my dad and he will help me do it 0.95

00:23:05.700 or he'll take it and do it for me because i like just i refuse like i'm like i my brain will not hold

00:23:11.280 or retain any of that information as hard as i've tried she's just like nah not important because it

00:23:18.020 isn't like i just feel like it's not it's not not at all why would i do that when i could just drive

00:23:23.540 it to a store and you'd be like oh well you need this this and this i'm like i call my dad are they

00:23:28.060 ripping me off no okay cool run the card i don't need to know anything like when they try to over

00:23:34.020 explain to me i'm like it's fine they just do that though to like flex on me yeah oh yeah yeah

00:23:41.580 well that's why i've told my dad like i literally have my dad do it because they'll try to like

00:23:47.580 swindle me yeah because i am but a mere woman in the in the auto shop like yeah i don't know like 0.91

00:23:54.860 i one time had to replace tires in my car and i just bought the car like probably like two months

00:24:00.260 before that then i blew two tires i'm like nice so i call the tire shop and the guy's like okay

00:24:05.800 i just need a little bit of information about the car i'm like cool and he's like asking me all

00:24:10.480 these again like casting a spell on me i don't know what any of these words mean like they hold

00:24:15.780 no weight to me as as far as i know you're making them up right so he's like i need to know the

00:24:20.400 what like literally i can't even say the words because i don't remember yeah he's like asking

00:24:25.140 me about the tires and i'm like i genuinely don't know i can't answer that question he goes okay and

00:24:30.320 then he asked me another question again don't know and then he goes okay what color is the car and i go 0.98

00:24:35.840 gray and then he goes well at least you know one of them like to be a dick and i'm like well i don't 0.96

00:24:41.620 need to know that because you do so that's like that's like the same thing though like when people 0.94

00:24:48.080 like when an uber's on the way and people are like it's a 2000 whatever like what color is it

00:24:53.880 are you talking about literally when i call ubers now like with my boyfriend i'll literally

00:25:01.560 hand him the phone i'm like you find it yeah i don't know like this could be a lamborghini or a

00:25:06.660 mini cooper i don't know like i just i i don't know because i don't care like i don't care literally

00:25:12.320 like before like when people get all hyped about cars and shit like it doesn't mean anything to me 0.61

00:25:16.900 it's a moving vehicle as long as it has air conditioning and music i'm good that's it i don't 0.95

00:25:21.520 need anything else fancy schmancy whatever like i i'm good yeah i know that's that's so obnoxious

00:25:29.180 though at least you know one thing like it's your job you're not like i called you at your

00:25:35.080 workplace correct i just want to make sure you didn't call me yeah like yeah it's like you didn't

00:25:40.500 call me for the info that's why i was like you know that like fake woman laugh yeah okay so i need

00:25:48.100 it done by tomorrow thank you thank you so much yeah uh that's the only thing that makes me like 0.99

00:25:54.040 truly feel like a misogynist like wet dream of what a woman is stupid the car thing anything 0.79

00:26:00.120 i'm gonna do with a car i can't think of anything else that there are a few things if i'm like 0.99

00:26:04.980 really like getting like being honest with myself yeah there are some like house things like i don't

00:26:13.780 know i just don't care like i just i don't care enough to research it or to like retain the info

00:26:19.100 you know yeah because i'm like i have other things to worry about if it mattered and i needed to know

00:26:24.000 something i'll figure it out yeah like i really don't need to like memorize the bunch of useless

00:26:29.700 shit just to like prove to men that i'm not like brain dead exactly yeah it's kind of like um you know 0.74

00:26:37.720 how sometimes like misogynistic men have this like this true like fantasy it's almost like a like a lore 0.99

00:26:44.360 they have in their head of like what they would do in the event of an apocalypse they're like oh me i'd

00:26:51.400 survive like go on i'd survive i'm killing myself like immediately and i've said that publicly like

00:26:56.800 my my brother's been like what would you do if there's a zombie apocalypse kill myself immediately

00:27:01.060 like i'm not sticking around for the end like and now i'm watching the last of us have you watched

00:27:06.200 the last of us no you should watch it though yeah you should watch it it's great i never really

00:27:10.020 watched new things but i did roll the dice on this show it's really good terrifying but like it's

00:27:14.800 really good and when i watched it i said i confirmed with myself i'm like i was right 0.83

00:27:19.440 take me out bitch i'm too spiteful i need to outlive some people 1.00

00:27:23.680 like i can't just like a couple yeah your ops i mean your ops first people i'm taking out are 0.98

00:27:30.920 the ones that think that they're gonna live the longest just because that like comment

00:27:34.320 irritates me like yeah you're like never never let them know your next move you just kill your 0.96

00:27:38.540 allies yeah immediately well i don't know about my ally maybe that's how i'm feeling you just go out 0.89

00:27:44.540 and look for them only don't even care about the zombies yeah oh yeah oh i guess you're like

00:27:49.640 against the zombies yeah in that situation yeah i feel like i would turn yeah i'm i'm dying i'm out

00:27:57.780 i'm like yeah i'm good you know i'm one of those obnoxious people i think that i would like make it

00:28:02.920 pretty far really do you i don't i mean maybe if i tried hard enough but i don't want to and that's

00:28:08.500 kind of the tea i'd be like group suicide let's all do it together you know yeah let's all take

00:28:12.760 pills go to sleep not wake up yeah that's what i would do i mean in the event of it i don't know

00:28:17.380 but i think it's obnoxious when men are like me i would like go on and then they then they make it

00:28:23.380 weird they're like oh i'd start like a cult and then i'd repopulate i'm all okay don't come around

00:28:27.800 me yeah see that's that's why i'm out because like a world without laws it's like mad max i don't want

00:28:35.160 to be there no way no way not worth it to me i'm like you guys are already not following laws

00:28:42.120 constantly i don't need to live in a world where you're unchecked even more yeah even more unchecked

00:28:47.320 power no way i'm not sticking around for that oh my god i hope that doesn't happen no i hope not

00:28:54.000 either but if it does i have a plan so if it does i'm prepped i'm ready to go okay speaking of but

00:29:01.640 not really we're talking about being funny hilarious women is our topic for today because obviously molly 1.00

00:29:06.800 is unbelievably funny oh my god and and i think it's interesting to talk about it because

00:29:14.640 a lot of terrible men like hate when women are funny yeah like misogynistic men especially like

00:29:21.760 obviously like they don't like when you're more capable or smart but there is something about being 0.94

00:29:26.880 funnier that just rubs them the wrong way like they get so irritated almost immediately

00:29:33.220 yeah do you ever have men telling you you're not even funny all the time or they just like just

00:29:39.120 don't get when you're joking yeah like what i was saying before they can't even tell when it's a joke

00:29:45.980 i guess unless it starts with knock knock and then they get it but otherwise preface of like this is a

00:29:52.400 joke by the way yeah which is so weird to me they'll be like what what about this is a joke and i used to

00:29:57.880 be really petty when i like first was getting attention the second someone would comment something that pissed

00:30:03.160 me off i would answer but that just didn't end well for me so i stopped doing that yeah but it was

00:30:09.020 like getting to a point where i felt like i needed to like prove it to like user 112 whatever the

00:30:13.960 doesn't post at all yeah and i'm just like what am i doing i'm like explaining my joke to this like

00:30:19.120 dumb who can't even tell what a joke is yeah they're miserable and they're i upset them for some 0.99

00:30:24.460 reason yeah so i was like you know what i don't need to do that they're just stupid what's the most 1.00

00:30:29.860 irritating comment you get um probably like when people don't get that or there's nothing like 0.96

00:30:37.300 specific but yeah it's like an inner like a theme like a running yeah like when i make a joke about

00:30:43.260 something so i made a joke about how not every negative quality that a person has relates to some

00:30:48.520 terrible traumatic thing they had growing up like some people just suck yeah and like that was just

00:30:52.240 gonna like happen but i my examples were really like not that serious i was just like you're not

00:30:57.820 like a former gifted kid who's burnt out like you just have a full-time job like the rest of us and

00:31:02.380 you're tired and like yeah even if you did poorly whatever anyway even the comments were just like

00:31:07.300 oh no you're right like the fact that i was like abused as a child had no effect on me and it's just

00:31:11.720 like i you're all that's not what i was talking about at all like at all it's like one of those

00:31:18.020 things where it's it's that's honestly a straw man where it's like they bring up something that had

00:31:22.560 nothing to do with what you said yeah and they're like trying to make it fit really hard because

00:31:28.080 they're upset because you said something that that triggered something in them i mean that happens to

00:31:33.640 me all the time like all the time uh i like had someone say like well one of the things that men were

00:31:43.600 trying to tell me all the time is that i'm like i'm promoting toxic masculinity because i talk about

00:31:50.300 like heightened hairlines right and i've said before many times actually these men are openly

00:31:58.200 and willingly judging other people based off these beauty standards that they themselves don't even 0.64

00:32:03.560 meet so who the f*** are you is like my point yeah my point is you don't even meet your own bar 0.85

00:32:10.000 so you have no right to like exert this like judgment on other people it's like literally the whole 0.99

00:32:17.380 throwing stones from a glass house yeah like your house is made of glass bitch like i wouldn't throw 1.00

00:32:22.940 things if i were you like that's like my whole point and i've said so many times like and they 0.99

00:32:27.960 constantly oh just so you are cool with body shaming even though they see this man actively body

00:32:35.860 shaming either myself or somebody else what about you what about me he said a joke i said a joke he

00:32:43.080 commented on my body i commented on his what's the problem what's the problem all of a sudden you

00:32:48.160 guys have like a moral compass that points to north every single time that's why honestly i've

00:32:52.540 followed you for such a long time and since i first saw your video i always thought that you went way too

00:32:57.880 easy on people i mean like i know that you have like community guidelines yeah but i would look at the

00:33:01.480 comments where people be like you're brutal like you're so like i wouldn't survive i was like what the

00:33:07.200 are you watching that i'm not i feel like she should go find out where he lives and like teach

00:33:13.200 him a lesson in person i don't even understand you're telling me when like you see like what you

00:33:20.000 especially a lot of times like you're reacting to videos that people made about you personally 0.94

00:33:25.240 what the f**k would anybody do in that situation literally well i know they would take the high 0.99

00:33:32.100 road apparently take the high road because that's where it's like my ass bro that's why i always think 0.99

00:33:38.320 i don't the high road doesn't exist with me and i feel like i've told you that a million times so why 0.97

00:33:42.220 do you keep pressing me and it's funny because i'll make the silliest joke about them like the silliest

00:33:48.260 joke ever like i'm trying to think of one that i thought of i told this one kid he looked like 0.95

00:33:54.800 he looked like a toothbrush because he did like his head was shaped like it's like oral b headass you 0.98

00:34:00.960 know what i mean like silly silly it means nothing it's like so dumb and he literally wrote me like a 0.99

00:34:08.760 dissertation bitch like he was like how could you say that about honestly like that's the hardest thing 1.00

00:34:16.280 you've ever had to deal with no someone said it before to him like that wouldn't get that reaction if 0.97

00:34:20.760 he hasn't gotten it's like i don't know if you are prepared for adult life if that's the hardest

00:34:27.500 thing you've ever had to go through is that the toothbrush yeah like that's the sill that's one of

00:34:34.060 the silliest tamest things i've ever said like and on twitter it's different because i am so so mean on 0.94

00:34:41.240 twitter like i'm unbridled mean on that bitch because like i can be over there and i've told people on 1.00

00:34:47.500 tiktok like that's me fighting with one hand behind time on my back like if you really let let it loose 0.99

00:34:52.600 like you would never recover from me actually being mean to you this is me being silly yeah silly jokes

00:34:59.020 that's why you're not wrong like i can be a lot meaner but i simply can't so the guideline yeah yeah

00:35:05.300 because they're so sensitive like the the guidelines are so easily crossed yeah so it's better to just be

00:35:12.800 silly and have a time i mean i'm having a good time true yeah yeah them not so much but i don't 0.97

00:35:18.000 know if it's been made abundantly clear i don't give a shit what they feel or how things are going 0.99

00:35:22.020 for them so they're just so sensitive like everything you like a toothbrush that's not even that 0.87

00:35:27.440 like i feel like if someone said i look like a tooth i i would argue that i do in certain angles

00:35:32.260 i'd be like okay i mean yeah there are worse things you can get compared to than a toothbrush

00:35:38.920 right no kidding i've said i've said much worse things i mean i just made a video and i

00:35:43.820 i told this i literally said in the last episode i told this guy he looks like he sells bibles for a

00:35:49.080 living i'd argue that's a lot meaner yeah toothbrush like when i talk about your livelihood i feel like

00:35:54.500 that's a lot meaner yeah what you look like you do for a living like i told this guy he crumbled this

00:36:00.720 other guy i told him he looked like the most guy guy like you just look like a guy you know like

00:36:07.960 when you when you say like that's oh it's a guy that's who you picture yeah like them i couldn't

00:36:13.020 pick yet like he could be like that figurine on on the bathroom signs like faceless normal build like

00:36:19.660 nothing special mediocre at best like a stock photo image when you google guy yeah yeah like a button

00:36:26.560 down guy guy yeah and it says shutterstock on it like that's him that's what he looked like and he

00:36:31.860 said that was the meanest thing i could have ever said to him and i'm like it's a rip i guess but if you

00:36:37.520 said that he looked like the least guy guy he'd probably be upset by that too yeah a guy if i said

00:36:43.540 you look like a guy he'd be even more it's just there's no winning there's no winning when it's

00:36:48.100 like a terrible man and he's not used to being like stood up to at all or being made fun of like i know 0.84

00:36:53.260 you make fun of people too and people just shit their pants yeah they just don't know how to do it 0.99

00:36:59.240 they don't know how to deal with that at all i think too you guys can't take a joke that sucks 0.96

00:37:03.240 i know at all i don't understand that i don't care how you make it through life without like

00:37:09.220 learning how to laugh at yourself actually i had i had um on twitter recently i was like

00:37:15.400 i tweeted it it wasn't like a joke i was like tweeting about this i don't know did you see

00:37:20.720 that video that went viral recently of this guy like this girl let this guy into her apartment gym

00:37:25.620 because she thought he was like trying to work out and then he like attacked her no or tried to

00:37:30.060 attack her and then she she like fought back super hard and then he like left and he got arrested

00:37:35.120 but there's video footage of it like hd video footage of it like they're literally on at all 0.70

00:37:41.740 angles of the gym they're recording her fighting him running away like all that shit and he wasn't 0.87

00:37:47.680 successful in like what he was attempting to do but he did assault her for obvious reasons and then 0.95

00:37:52.400 there were so many men like underneath it saying things like whoa he wasn't even wearing gym clothes

00:38:00.480 why would she open the door that seems like she should have known like let him buzz himself in

00:38:04.880 like what and then i retweeted it and i said i the the replies from men to this video are rancid like 1.00

00:38:14.680 you guys can rot in the deepest pits of hell bitch like you see 4k footage of this girl being assaulted 1.00

00:38:21.580 and defending herself and you still want to talk about what she did wrong like you can rot bitch 1.00

00:38:28.680 easily chew glass do literally anything else with your time you're a piece of shit that's crazy it's 1.00

00:38:34.460 so crazy to me that that's how people's brains are like set up to like think that way yeah they're 1.00

00:38:39.400 like well why would she let he clearly was yeah that's what she was thinking of this might this guy

00:38:44.960 might attack me so i should probably not open the door you know what i mean and like some some people

00:38:49.020 actually do have to think about that all the time but i thought it was very topical at the time for

00:38:53.560 them to have this discourse about it because there have been countless videos of women recently like 1.00

00:38:59.640 recording men being creepy in the gym touching them in the gym when they don't ask to like spotting

00:39:04.980 them it's just an excuse to touch them and they're talking about it making them uncomfortable and men are 0.97

00:39:10.220 like this is why i never do anything nice for bitches in public what is that being nice 1.00

00:39:15.640 that's your idea of being nice touching someone you don't know and they're like i'm just gonna look 0.99

00:39:21.840 i'm not even gonna go to the gym because if i look around someone might record me and say thank you

00:39:26.740 yeah okay okay well it's like and and i i was so annoyed watching it because it's like it's all

00:39:35.120 attached to the same center point which is like you guys act insane and then you wonder why

00:39:41.780 women don't trust any of you like you're all guilty until proven otherwise yeah you wonder 0.98

00:39:47.160 why that happens when shit like like if you roll the dice and you're nice to someone something like 0.99

00:39:50.700 that could happen oh my god she wasn't even talking to him she literally just opened the door for him 0.97

00:39:55.420 and then went back to do her thing like she wasn't trying to kiki hang out nothing but yeah that's not 1.00

00:40:01.380 even like an act of kindness like just opening the door for someone's like something you just like

00:40:05.740 don't think of it's just what you do to be yeah it's like a knee-jerk thing yeah like it's almost

00:40:09.880 like oh you open it and it's it i remember when i you know obviously i said that and then a lot of

00:40:17.500 men were upset because i was like this is why people say all men because you're all guilty until proven

00:40:23.880 otherwise at this point and um a lot of men didn't like that and then they were like women have equal 0.99

00:40:30.240 rights men are oppressed now not enough i was like me being mean to you and telling you to suck 0.99

00:40:36.300 my big fat dick is not you being oppressed like i don't know what i need to tell you to get that 0.99

00:40:40.720 through your thick neanderthal skull but like me being mean to you on the internet is not the same 0.99

00:40:46.060 thing as oppression yeah only someone who's not oppressed would say that so like have you seen the 0.86

00:40:52.300 video of like the people making fun of like guys raising their hand and then we can't do anything

00:40:56.740 anymore like can't even raise our hand and he's like on the verge of tears yeah it's like it exactly

00:41:04.320 i saw that video hilarious and then i saw it's the same thing as like when like i saw this girl's 0.93

00:41:11.280 video she was recording her boyfriend they were on vacation and like some tropical place and he was

00:41:15.800 jumping off a boat into the water and she was recording him jump this is her husband like her husband

00:41:23.100 like she married him and they are in love he jumped off the boat and she said new ick unlocked

00:41:28.600 watching him dive into the water because he can't dive which is hilarious let's all laugh it's funny

00:41:33.540 and all the comments are men going we can't do anything anymore like bro's just trying to have fun and you

00:41:40.780 guys are being okay oh my god and then they're like see men are so oppressed girl what are you talking

00:41:48.800 about you sound insane what are you talking about like that's the most oh my god i just think like

00:41:55.820 you cannot take a joke they're a literal couple you think they don't make fun of each other 0.86

00:42:00.520 you think they don't joke like and also he did look funny he looked silly jumping in the water it's okay

00:42:05.580 we can laugh at it not a big deal he like plugged his nose to jump in the water and she was like yuck 1.00

00:42:10.920 oh he did that yeah he did this and then and jumped in all weird and then she was like ew 0.96

00:42:15.940 divorce i hate that and then when you joke about that they're like oh we can't do anything it's

00:42:22.300 just so they feel like they can't do anything yet they still always do too much which is what i'm

00:42:26.680 trying to figure out like i don't understand you can't do anything but yet you're doing all the

00:42:31.100 things in fact a lot of things you probably shouldn't be doing in fact it doesn't seem like

00:42:35.460 you're on a shortage of things yeah i even had um i got on twitter after this whole like

00:42:41.060 discourse was happening he like he had said something about me saying like oh this is uh

00:42:48.560 you're never gonna make it in life if you can't handle people like being mean to you or whatever

00:42:53.980 i'm like i'm assuming this is your first day on earth and you've never heard of me because you think 1.00

00:42:59.420 i've never dealt with mean comments are you out of your mind bitch go ahead and mosey on to my 1.00

00:43:06.040 comment like the replies to everything i say and you just take a stroll you can see whether or not 0.98

00:43:11.760 i've dealt with mean things on the internet yeah those things don't bother me that's what i'm like

00:43:16.040 yeah not enough to like do anything about it like like delete my account like yeah i'm saying like

00:43:22.780 mean men are mean on the internet the place where they thrive in anonymity oh they're not that nice

00:43:29.960 in real life either like i don't know so i kind of like conditioned anyways at this point like i'm

00:43:37.640 kind of used to it so they love to say that one too like you're never gonna make it in real life

00:43:42.180 like i've been in it so i'm like making i will update you then if anything changes i'll let you know

00:43:49.380 yeah what does that even mean like you're never gonna make it you're never gonna make it in this

00:43:54.960 town that's what it sounds like to me it's like in the town is life in this business or in this

00:43:59.640 industry like oh my god yeah i made a video about a guy once because he said um he was like trying to

00:44:05.820 do this like you know sometimes men talk slower and quieter and they think smart yeah uh he did that

00:44:11.760 for like literally three minutes but it was a whole bunch of nothing but he said like what if

00:44:16.140 what if women treated men the exact same way or no what if men treated women the exact same way 0.95

00:44:22.840 women treated men and then i was like i'm assuming you mean like shit correct um they already do that 1.00

00:44:30.480 newsflash i literally was like is this your first day on earth like is this your first day being a 0.98

00:44:35.820 human like did you just wake up after like being frozen in ice like captain america for the last 70 0.99

00:44:42.700 years like yep men do that yeah they treat women like shit already that's what i don't understand 0.98

00:44:48.040 like when you like say the stuff about like like i don't consider a body shaming but that's sort of 0.99

00:44:53.380 that they use yeah imagine if a guy said this about a woman imagine if a man was body shaming i don't

00:44:59.880 have to imagine it like let's just scroll one video down and you'll find it like well i actually don't

00:45:05.720 have to it's like you literally watched it before you got to my section of the video you saw what that

00:45:11.180 looks like so yeah and that's why i feel like women are so much more like women and fem presenting 0.95

00:45:17.440 people in general just are so much more conditioned to like deal with shit like that like it's just not 0.74

00:45:23.480 a big deal to them like yeah it rolls off us a lot easier than it does men because they're not used to 0.92

00:45:29.700 being made fun of like in any context really but especially by women like and having it be funny and

00:45:35.680 like hey like like when men when men are like mean to each other it's like weird like it's almost like

00:45:43.540 personal when women are mean like i mean i that's not just like when i make fun of men i'm very personal

00:45:49.160 about it but like i feel like they just like he can do it but you can't do it to me yeah that's exactly

00:45:56.040 it like they they're really mean to each other yeah i think it's funny when they're being mean to each

00:46:00.700 me too i think it's funny i i don't say anything because we mean to each other but when i join in

00:46:06.860 all of a sudden it's a problem yeah like no yeah that's not for you and that's even the thing like

00:46:13.620 when they can't pick up on when a woman's being funny it's really not there's like situations where

00:46:18.920 it's really not that different than like it's only like a guy would say and if he said it would

00:46:23.560 be funny and you'd understand that because it's like a woman saying it you're like what i don't 1.00

00:46:28.920 understand you're kind of like um break it down for me yeah i'm not grasping it

00:46:33.440 and or when you're being mean and they think you're like i've had this happen so many times

00:46:41.040 over my lifetime where i'm like i genuinely hate someone like i'm like i can't stand you 0.65

00:46:45.980 like you're the worst and so i'm really mean to them because they're awful and they're like 0.88

00:46:51.300 you're so funny i'm not trying to be funny i hate you yeah i literally hate you like i i could 0.99

00:46:57.680 say that to their face and they'd be like you're crazy girl they just don't take you seriously like 0.98

00:47:03.380 ever no matter what you say they don't believe you like i i could literally like you're literally 0.95

00:47:07.960 the worst person i've ever met in my entire life i hate you and they'd be like i kind of love people 0.68

00:47:13.560 like that that's so funny to me though like i get i get that that's like frustrating but there's

00:47:17.960 like that just like cracks me up it's like no self-awareness like this person hates you and you're

00:47:21.780 just like oh my god i love her so much she's hilarious she's so funny she just it's like a whole

00:47:26.460 thing we do like she's mean and i laugh and it's it's just the worst just the worst now there's no

00:47:34.360 mistaking anymore now that i have a presence online there's genuinely no mistaking anymore but okay

00:47:39.440 speaking of funny women right we're gonna do one video today what we do here in the comment section 1.00

00:47:44.000 is we talk about videos that i was tagged in that are applicable to our topic today bring them here

00:47:48.140 laugh kiki all the fun things so this first video um is a guy and he's dueting a video of

00:47:56.400 comedian whitney cummings doing stand-up with the caption trying to laugh at a female comedian and

00:48:02.000 just watch the video silently with no expression the whole time hilarious i came across this on my

00:48:10.020 for you page did you really yeah and it like pissed me off but i've also seen like other clips of

00:48:14.840 whitney cummings or even natasha legaro yeah and they're hilarious yeah they're killing it and the

00:48:20.300 comment section is just like the straight face emoji or like where's the funny or it's like man i laughed

00:48:27.460 so hard and then it's that emoji yeah yeah it's like now that's comedy like your comment your hey

00:48:33.940 comment i bet you lauren michaels is gonna see it yeah get that kid in my office immediately fly him 1.00

00:48:39.520 out to new york we gotta get him on the staff bitch immediately he's like get that guy in my office 1.00

00:48:45.920 i need that kind of wit and humor in my life that kind of quality control at the netflix stand-up 0.85

00:48:52.300 like live specials that's like who gives a that's what i don't understand is like these kids who like

00:48:57.740 come on the internet or like grown-ass adult men yeah who will like react to that stuff it's like

00:49:02.260 who care like i mean i give my opinion a lot and no one asked for it but like really like them just

00:49:09.320 like why for what like who needed your input on whether or not it's funny i genuinely don't know

00:49:16.180 it's like i feel like that's it's like this entitlement they've always carried so they're like

00:49:22.060 they're gonna eat this up yeah i do it and sometimes i feel like this might even be the

00:49:26.860 case sometimes where they just know it's gonna hit with a very specific audience which is gonna drive

00:49:32.720 numbers and like the possibility of going viral yeah which i think to myself like you want to go

00:49:39.280 viral for what reason like let's just say you went viral who like you just stitching female 0.89

00:49:45.300 comedians like hits every single time you're just clocking a million views every single time

00:49:49.020 do you think you're gonna build a career off that like like what's the end goal like to keep doing

00:49:54.540 that content is like what's the goal yeah what's the light at the end of the tunnel like you think

00:49:58.880 you're gonna pay your bills off sitting there pretending you're not laughing they just want the

00:50:03.020 attention like so badly that's so weird that's what i'm saying like it's literally just like

00:50:07.600 it's just for attention at that point which makes it odd like it's strange like because there's no

00:50:13.820 goal like you know you're not gonna go you're not gonna build a platform off it you know you're not

00:50:18.600 gonna build a career off it you're not gonna make money off of it so like what's the point the point 0.83

00:50:24.340 is to just make yourself feel good for like five seconds that's so pathetic that is like the most 0.96

00:50:29.480 pathetic thing i've ever heard you have nothing good going for you at that point in your life so it's 1.00

00:50:33.960 kind of like well it's just gonna like shit on this like well-established successful comedian 0.99

00:50:39.120 who's doing just fine that's why i'm like what are the odds that you know and she doesn't what's 0.92

00:50:44.260 funny yeah what are the odds like if you were to pull random people like what are the odds that's why

00:50:49.620 dudes will tell one fat joke to me and they'll be like should i quit my day job like should i start 0.88

00:50:56.600 workshopping a set like someone get the laugh factory on the phone i have to talk to them like they

00:51:02.000 they have got to see this night of the apollo like front row oh my god but then they'll get

00:51:07.840 like heckled by one person and like have to like go on medication and that's like the thing like when

00:51:13.140 they like comment on that or even will go on like the comedian's comments of a video they posted yeah

00:51:18.580 and it's just like don't you think that someone who's done this and started like before tiktok was

00:51:24.720 a thing don't you think they've dealt with their fair share of negative feedback and it's also worse

00:51:29.580 when it's in person like it's like it's worse in the sense that it's harder to like be funny or on

00:51:34.980 your feet like yeah like witty in the event that you do get heckled it happens all the time like

00:51:39.760 exactly yeah stand-up comedians where they're people are like they go to the show to be awful towards

00:51:46.060 them yeah in person and like they could never handle that never like they can't even handle me telling

00:51:52.840 them like on through a phone screen yeah where i'm not even physically there they can't even handle that

00:51:57.700 yeah so what makes you think you'd be able to stand up on a stage and do like a 40 minute set

00:52:02.520 and have someone be like boo the whole time it's me yeah it's just me the whole time it's you they

00:52:09.920 look over at a table and it's you and me it's just sitting there boo i would love to i've seen clips of

00:52:15.200 like guys doing stand-up that isn't that funny and i'm do people heckle anymore because i can't i feel

00:52:20.680 like we need to bring it back bring it back bring back heckling um i know i feel like the only male 0.55

00:52:25.920 comics i've seen that that like truly suck other than just like bigoted ones that shouldn't have

00:52:30.160 careers anymore is like the humor the center point of the humor is literally just like misogyny yeah 0.99

00:52:37.860 just like my wife my bitch wife like oh i can't stand like that's literally like go get your nails 1.00

00:52:45.440 done bitch like that's literally the the driving theme throughout the entire you make 40 minutes out 1.00

00:52:51.420 of that like an hour long set out of that yeah i don't know man get some new material yeah that's 0.99

00:52:57.320 not funny like objectively speaking that's not even funny it's really not it's like overdone and

00:53:02.720 it's like how many i feel like that's like every sitcom that was in the 90s was just like i hate my

00:53:08.000 wife and she's ugly and i want to cheat on her so it's like now like we've heard it all before like 0.84

00:53:13.520 we get it yeah give me something else yeah give me literally anything else make fun of your 0.99

00:53:18.380 mistress i don't know okay so listen to the comments on this video this one says you can

00:53:23.860 tell it's only women laughing lol how how could you possibly tell that by the sound he's like that's

00:53:31.100 women all women easily that have carried her throughout all of her success just women just 1.00

00:53:37.340 women in this male-dominated industry that she's in like okay this one says fun fact you can pay 1.00

00:53:44.380 people to laugh that's what they do i know i'm like thinking i'm thinking to my like there's

00:53:51.520 what a weird conspiracy like you just hired everyone in the audience i think you're just like i wish just

00:53:58.820 a bunch of seat fillers yeah you just tell them like hey every time i tell a joke you need to laugh

00:54:03.700 okay they just hold up signs when they think it's like funny like the laugh tracks like when they would

00:54:08.760 film like full house live like they have those same audiences there of the people like losing

00:54:14.680 their mind because like michelle like made like what like the little baby like did something and

00:54:19.620 it's like a grown man like crying she's like that's rude and they're shitting their pants they're like 0.91

00:54:28.520 no that's comedy but it's funny like i think it was on an episode of always sunny in philadelphia

00:54:34.400 they did something where they added a laugh track and they're like sometimes you need people telling

00:54:37.960 you when to laugh for you to know that's that's funny yeah i think maybe they should do the same

00:54:43.540 thing yeah sometimes well and i've i've seen before like multiple episodes where or not episodes i guess

00:54:53.340 just like examples where you can tell that some women are their sense of humor is like far more nuanced 1.00

00:55:01.060 and advanced and so like the jokes don't hit to like a lunkhead you know what i mean like like a man

00:55:09.100 who's like hitting women's funny like he's not gonna get that joke yeah so i've talked about like when i

00:55:15.020 had leo gonzalez on the show and he's he's a comedian and he's so funny and he said like when they're like

00:55:20.700 this wasn't funny i'm like well it's not for you then like if you don't get it you could just say that

00:55:26.300 like there are some jokes you just like go over your head yeah yeah like i made a joke once about

00:55:32.020 this guy like he his whole premise of his video was like oh how to be playfully how to like playfully

00:55:38.800 ask someone if they're fat over like dms on like tinder mind you he looked like 60 so like what are you

00:55:46.880 doing on tinder like get your affairs order oh my god yeah i'm like worry about that 401k but

00:55:52.060 he like he was talking and he i'm not kidding like he looked ill like physically ill and like

00:55:58.680 my whole video was like i didn't even talk about what he said i'm like you don't look good like you

00:56:04.840 you look ill you know i think i know what you're talking about and at the end i made a joke where i

00:56:10.840 said like you should probably get going i know you gotta get on that the journey is treacherous on

00:56:15.660 the river sticks because i know you're running that boat and a lot of men were like that didn't even

00:56:20.280 make sense i'm all if you don't get it that's okay yeah you could just that joke is funny like

00:56:26.120 objectively i'm like that's hilarious telling you you're the man who escorts the dead to the

00:56:30.940 underworld that's hilarious like what are you talking about and i think that they're like that didn't

00:56:36.940 even make sense and this wasn't even funny oh mom did you see him the same guy like he made another

00:56:44.400 video about me and i'm like you want round two okay but like at that point i said he looked like a

00:56:50.040 pumpkin that was left on the porch like well into november like just forgot they're like oh we

00:56:55.100 gotta throw away the jack-o'-lanterns soon they're rotting that's literally what he looked like and

00:56:59.460 then he was like like she it wasn't even funny that's what he said about my video model because

00:57:05.160 it was at your expense like you're not gonna laugh because i was talking about you you're cool

00:57:09.960 but like imagine it happening to someone else it is like put yourself in my shoes yeah

00:57:16.260 uh this next video is a british man he's explaining that girls just aren't funny like guys are

00:57:27.400 and he said a girl can make him laugh but girls wait what oh he said a man can make him laugh but

00:57:32.540 girls just can't make him laugh like dying laughing he said you you lot just aren't funny like that 0.99

00:57:40.000 like how do i make him die in real life that's all i care about i don't want to like make like

00:57:47.580 people like that laugh go die period yeah dying and someone's like they just do not make us cry like

00:57:57.480 that on god some are funny but it's rare and he said i'll give them a giggle if they're lang 0.99

00:58:05.400 though i'm assuming that means hot okay i don't know their culture very well but i'm assuming that

00:58:09.920 means good looking correct me if i'm wrong can we get a translator literally sorry about that harry

00:58:17.140 potter i think like i i'm like what if that's not the goal like what if i never wanted you to laugh

00:58:26.200 at my joke ever again also like what if you're not like necessarily like in what context are you like

00:58:32.800 crying laughing like that and are you like judging like the comedy of someone like you're having like

00:58:38.040 a conversation with someone and they say something that's like a little light-hearted and they're like

00:58:41.340 i don't know i didn't shed tears so like that just didn't that didn't for me it's a no it's just like

00:58:50.180 not that serious ever i don't understand i've only cried laughing like a handful of times in my life

00:58:57.840 and like each time it was something so incredibly stupid like it wasn't even it wasn't someone being

00:59:04.220 like so yesterday i was at the bar like it wasn't like me watching an opening monologue on the tonight 0.98

00:59:09.920 show like it was literally just like a circumstantial thing that happened and it made me cry laughing like

00:59:15.640 yeah that was it or like an inside joke with yeah yeah an inside joke like something that was gonna say

00:59:21.740 like it's like an intimacy you share with someone where something happens and you laugh so incredibly hard

00:59:25.860 you like cry yeah i've seen like i've seen probably like two or three tiktoks that have made me laugh so 0.99

00:59:32.960 hard i started crying um very rare but they were so stupid like they weren't they made no sense like 0.99

00:59:40.620 it wasn't they weren't trying to some of them they weren't even trying to be funny it was just that 0.99

00:59:44.980 funny like it was like something that happened to them and it was hilarious to me because i wasn't

00:59:50.160 involved and then like i can think of one like the first one that ever made me cry laughing was

00:59:54.820 literally these two kids they like went into a dairy queen i'm like laughing already thinking it's

01:00:02.040 not even that funny but they went into a dairy queen and they sang a song like he was just singing like

01:00:07.120 about how much he loved dairy queen like for no reason like he just went in there unannounced and did

01:00:12.100 it and then the worker was like an older woman and she goes wow like so like encourage them and then it 1.00

01:00:19.960 jump cuts to them filming another guy eating a ice cream cone and he's going to town it's like he's

01:00:27.380 like like eating it like his life depends on it and then the top that's not even what made me laugh

01:00:32.980 the top comment on the video said why did you record him slobbing on that cone like that and that made me

01:00:37.920 cry like it just made me laugh so hard i started crying because it's like the guy like that's they were

01:00:44.400 being so serious when they commented that and it made me laugh so hard i started crying like that

01:00:48.760 makes no sense like no one was like telling me a joke like no one was there was no punch line like

01:00:54.880 it was just the most nonsensical circumstantial video yeah like it just made no sense and it made

01:01:00.940 me laugh so incredibly hard another one i saw recently was of liza minnelli just being herself

01:01:07.660 made me laugh so hard to start crying like little things that you like can't explain yeah like she was

01:01:12.980 getting in a car and tmz was recording her and she just started singing like riffing they weren't

01:01:18.420 even words like she was just making noises and singing and the guy was going okay and that was it

01:01:23.440 that was a whole video like it made me laugh so hard to start crying like my whole point being it doesn't

01:01:29.640 have to make sense to make you laugh necessarily so the measure is just yeah woman not funny because 0.53

01:01:38.780 they can't make you cry laughter like just go yourself and that measure is different for

01:01:44.280 everybody too like what is funny to one person is not necessarily funny to the next exactly but to

01:01:49.340 stereotype and be like oh all women aren't funny it's just a lie yeah that's just not true that's 0.99

01:01:54.340 an outright lie we can sit here all day and lie but at the end of the day come on that's no the last

01:02:00.760 video that made me cry laughing was a guy who like i think he was trying to give off the impression

01:02:06.240 that that's how he really spoke but he was just putting on like this fake italian accent like

01:02:11.980 reacting to people making pizza and i was but he was being for real i guess like in his other videos

01:02:19.540 he didn't really talk like that but he was like you don't even gotta tell me like it just like a

01:02:25.880 really bad like fake italian accent i'm not even gonna like try but i was crying like losing my mind

01:02:31.040 over that because it's just like for what like why are you doing this that's like the austin butler

01:02:37.020 ones like when he dropped the elvis accent like that's funny that's a bit he's committing to for

01:02:43.200 the rest of his life that is funny i low-key i'm like go off king yeah you know what i mean like no

01:02:47.960 one's no at this point you have to stick to it because you're swearing that it's for real

01:02:51.400 yeah that's hilarious you want to talk about a joke that's a joke right there like committing to a

01:02:55.780 bit so severely that you're like well now i can't drop it because yeah people have gone to bat for 0.71

01:03:01.560 it so now i literally can't i have to talk like this forever oh that that sucks like set yourself 0.57

01:03:06.580 up to do like that much work but that is like the joke of all time yeah like the longest running bit

01:03:12.080 is him like pretending like hilaria baldwin yeah the longest running bit of her like pretending she was

01:03:17.620 like for what you can catch her though slipping all the time she'll drop it because she's not

01:03:22.800 spanish yeah she's literally white she's from the east coast like girl what are you talking about

01:03:26.800 and she won't drop it like yeah what's i don't understand with austin butler though it's camp at

01:03:32.720 this point yeah i'm like it's just camp like he's go off king yeah from doing a movie that's like the

01:03:37.880 funniest part of it all it's not even like from living somewhere it's like i just like played a

01:03:41.700 character and couldn't like stop leave i couldn't exit the building at all that's crazy now that's

01:03:48.960 funny that is i'm like at this point i'm like let him let him do it yeah i'm not hurting anyone

01:03:55.080 it's just yeah it's camp it is camp and everything camp is always funny and also serious yeah no but

01:04:02.820 these guys who like say that they just don't have female friends because if i guarantee you if they

01:04:07.060 were just like or sorry not female that they don't have like women friends yeah um and yeah they'll

01:04:13.080 probably like say like the guys that have made them laugh like oh my buddy who's just like talking 0.54

01:04:17.200 like some shit about someone we know and it's like okay yeah that made you cry of laughter that's 0.58

01:04:21.240 like an inside joke yeah yeah you haven't talked to a woman in like 10 years like at all ever really 0.98

01:04:27.600 other than your mom and your dentist so yeah that's pretty much it that's like leo my friend leo he said 0.88

01:04:32.840 too uh if you laugh at things like jackass like like getting hit in the nuts type humor i'm not gonna 0.65

01:04:38.860 make you laugh like i'm not your i'm not your guy oh my god i do kind of laugh at that sometimes 0.93

01:04:43.260 well and he was saying like with men who like men like that who have this neanderthal

01:04:47.640 where it's just that where it's just that and nothing else it's like the one you said about the 0.98

01:04:52.740 isaac thing like women moment like yeah that type of shit is like top tier comedy to them like you 1.00

01:04:59.060 cannot get any funnier than that it's that i'm like that and racism is like what's not funny about 0.95

01:05:05.820 you know what i mean like they they find those two things so equitably funny i'm like all right well

01:05:10.500 you don't need to have a single thought to think that's funny like getting like hit in the nuts

01:05:15.200 like will make a little kid laugh like it's just like something so like basic yeah absolutely so it's

01:05:22.160 like not i mean is it even really funny at that point or is it just you know what i mean like funny

01:05:27.460 the first time but like do you need like an hour and a half long movie of it going over and over again

01:05:32.780 yeah like like okay physical comedy that makes me laugh is like people falling yeah that's always

01:05:38.520 funny like yeah duh we're gonna laugh at that people people spitting will always make me laugh

01:05:44.040 like when they talk like a spit take like when they they drink water and then yeah

01:05:52.180 i can't relate to you on that one but well i guess it depends i guess it depends like

01:05:57.340 circumstantially that would make me laugh but i think like i i think at the end of the day it's like

01:06:02.520 humor also is subjective unless you're a man who thinks women aren't funny that's not yeah that's

01:06:08.440 subjective that's the biases that's like prejudice that she has it's not even funny they just hate 0.98

01:06:12.760 women yeah it's it's also like um you can tell too when when they never like you said they never hung

01:06:20.100 out with people who are well they've never hung out with female presenting people at all or women in

01:06:24.780 general who they find funny let alone yeah at all yeah like no front and i i think too like women are 1.00

01:06:31.520 tend to be a lot meaner like when they're when they're being funny and they're making fun of someone

01:06:35.520 like they're mean as hell and i find that hilarious yeah i just i find that so funny like the way that

01:06:42.480 they will cook you alive like while you stand there and watch that's funny that's hilarious they don't

01:06:48.960 care at all and i find that so funny they do that too though that's why like anytime they're just like

01:06:54.320 oh women are funny i would bet every dollar to my name which isn't even that much so like maybe that 1.00

01:07:01.040 doesn't say a lot but like just have like a guy say the exact same joke hear it back you'll laugh

01:07:07.680 you'll laugh maybe you just need to hear it in like a guy's voice or like see a guy say it

01:07:11.960 i promise you like that's the only thing that's like getting in the way i i had a girl once tag me

01:07:16.880 in a video where she was recording her co-worker and he was like i just she goes repeat to me what you

01:07:21.520 just said and he was like i just don't think women are funny at all um and then she's like 1.00

01:07:27.040 why is there any particular reason or is it just kind of like a right quirk and then he was like

01:07:33.380 no i just don't think they like they just don't have it like they're not funny like men are and i'm

01:07:39.300 like whatever it is okay and so she tagged me in the video and i told her i'm like well i can't make

01:07:46.340 fun of him if i don't see what he looks like i gotta see what he looks like all right and i was like

01:07:49.680 one but two ask him to tell you a joke by your measure you should be just as funny as every other

01:07:55.180 man considering it's apparently built into your dna yeah so my advice to those of you who 0.99

01:08:00.620 encounter men like that is like tell me a joke let's hear it they can't fire them off bitch let's 1.00

01:08:06.600 go i want to see i want to laugh i love that i love to laugh as a woman i can only laugh at them i 0.98

01:08:11.680 can't tell funny jokes i just like to be the audience so ask them to tell you a joke and if it

01:08:16.360 has if it is rooted in bigotry and you're out they can't even like be funny like i don't even know

01:08:23.020 and it's just like what context do they even like bring that up like sometimes they won't even

01:08:27.540 say it after a woman says a joke they'll just say it like during a conversation yeah it's like an 0.93

01:08:32.660 icebreaker they're like when you like when you're in college and they're like do these icebreakers to

01:08:37.440 get to know each other and they're like what's a fun fact about you i don't think women are funny 1.00

01:08:41.420 a woman's never made me cry of laughter yeah like and then yours is i think i could have invented 0.90

01:08:47.900 gravity sooner than isaac newton yeah it's your fun fact about you yeah that is that's all that

01:08:56.260 matters honestly but okay as we wrap this up what would you say what would you say is your like best

01:09:03.480 piece of advice for a woman who either want to enter the comedy space whether it's online or like

01:09:08.440 stand-up or anything because you're just a naturally funny person but you've built a platform off of being

01:09:13.400 hilarious so like what would you say is your like best piece of advice specifically for women and

01:09:18.500 femmes who want to be in comedy would be funny um i guess just like do what you think is funny like 1.00

01:09:25.160 don't try to like you see people think one thing you say or like one particular yeah joke that you

01:09:31.600 do is hilarious yeah don't like measure it off of like the reaction that you get from that like

01:09:36.480 whatever you think is funny and cracks you up just do whatever that is yeah and even if you think

01:09:42.560 it's so niche and so specific to you where you're just like no one will find this funny this is such

01:09:47.000 a had to be their moment yeah it's not like people will think it's funny yeah chances are someone's

01:09:52.660 gonna find it yeah that's that's honestly too like as long as you find it hilarious like and it's not

01:09:59.320 rooted in any sort of oppression of any kind then i think go with your gut yeah honestly because we're

01:10:06.120 both we both find ourselves hilarious and look how it's worked out pretty well exactly and you know

01:10:10.000 but you know what even if you are the only person who thinks you're funny that's the only person that

01:10:15.860 matters you're the only audience member that can't leave or turn the phone off like you should really

01:10:21.380 try to impress yourself first you might take it to your own show honestly exactly i feel that that's

01:10:26.700 i think that's uh a great way to to like get over the fear of wanting maybe to post your jokes yeah or

01:10:33.940 like you know is to be like well i find this funny so i'm gonna post it and if people like it cool if

01:10:38.740 not at least i thought it was funny exactly yeah that's a good uh first measure for it but

01:10:43.420 thank you so much molly thank you for having me i adore you you're so funny true i love you i was

01:10:50.860 trying to show my mom like one of your videos yeah and she doesn't really go on tiktok so she doesn't

01:10:55.280 understand how it works um but i showed her one of you like reacting to like a guy and my mom was just

01:11:00.440 like so how does she know this guy like how did she like it's like she does a mom thing she doesn't

01:11:07.060 know him yeah that's like my dad does that when i show him videos he goes who is this how do you

01:11:11.780 know them i don't know them yeah just watch it okay and he watches and then he goes but do they

01:11:17.000 know that that's happening i'm like all right forget it you're on it forget it forget it just stick to

01:11:22.520 your memes yeah well i'm glad that your mom gave me half a vote of confidence i love that

01:11:28.920 she thinks that we're like good friends too like anyone that i like interacted online she's like

01:11:34.460 so your friend i'm like i mean if that's what you want to like god bless her you know but we're

01:11:40.640 friends now so perfect exactly thank you so much to molly for joining me on this episode of the comment

01:11:46.380 section show where can everybody find you um you can find my username princess underscore milky with

01:11:54.020 two y's because one i was taken um and then this friday uh my new channel which is just the news so

01:12:02.020 if you ever are tired of watching like the news on tv you can watch this instead it's a more reliable

01:12:07.520 source i love that congratulations that's amazing what's it called it's just called the news oh the

01:12:14.060 news yeah oh perfect i thought that you were saying the news i got it you know cnn and fox were

01:12:19.560 taken unfortunately so i love that okay make sure you all go follow molly on everything make sure you

01:12:26.820 tune into her new show that's so incredibly funny i'm sure i can't wait to see it i'm sure it's gonna

01:12:31.960 be awesome i'm giving you my vote confidence now just like your mom thank you thank you thank you all

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