MEN = TRUE VIRUS？ ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Tefi Pessoa ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 9
Summary
In this special episode of the comment section, we introduce my very special very amazing love of my life, Miss Teffy Passoa. Teff and I talk about our relationship with each other and how we grew up growing up together.
Transcript
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men you know are unfortunately men yeah and being attracted to them is the true virus it truly is
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hey y'all and welcome back to another special episode of the comment section show and i'm your
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girl drew we're going to introduce my very special very amazing love of my life guest
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miss teffy passoa they can't clap but they're definitely here there's people here
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i was gonna tell i should have warned you when you tell jokes it's gonna feel like they're not
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hidden but they're hidden i promise sometimes i was looking around everyone's like i was like guys
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i'm a cancer you gotta give me something and honestly i cannot you already know this tell
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me and i are real life friends we are but i am obsessed with you i i love you so much i suck
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you off constantly both virtually and physically true i'll do it all sorry spread the rumors sorry
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john like i mentioned to you earlier you're everyone's big sister the internet's big sister
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and you were just telling me well i you know one my brother my sister see those comments and they're
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like he's like you want this job take it i was like what you were late to school like seven times what
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the whatever what the frick ever but i feel like sometimes people are like teffy that was a mean
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comment that you made you're better than this i'm like i don't know how to tell you that i'm not
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i'm really not i'm really not i i stay telling people that you know what's funny is i'm i'm truly
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a menace i just be ruining dudes days all the time and people still are like i cannot believe
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that you were so mean what about my consummate you think i wasn't uh see you're assuming i'm a good
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person and that's on you i'm just kidding it's true it's true though it's true i feel also
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you're you're a middle sister middle sisters are vicious my my my middle so it's me my sister my
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brother and sometimes my sister doesn't even have to say anything to be cruel i'll look at her and
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i'll be like and and she goes like this i'm like she's like you're like you know what i take it back
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and then as i get more shocked she starts getting louder she's like and then the horse
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in the back and the lightning cracks and thunder roars i'm like it's like the movie frankenstein
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all of a sudden just her creation comes to life and it's her anger i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead i love
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that freaking movie that's so funny i was just talking to my sister because yeah we have i have
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the same dynamic it's my older sister me then we have a little brother so like i was telling her
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literally yesterday i was telling her about big sisters i said here's the thing about y'all all love
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all peace you know i'm saying love to all the big sisters out there i thought you were throwing
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something up i was like i love y'all i really do but what y'all be doing is like we used to fight
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over clothes i don't know if you and your sister ever never no if my sister could not fight a zombie
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in it she was not wearing it i tell people i'm like end of the world i know where you're going
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i'm going to drow i'm gonna go see my sister that's so funny because we have no don't have
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similar styles at all but when we were younger i used to like want to borrow stuff and it's like
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older sisters do this thing where even if they're not going to use it they're like no
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yeah i'm like can i use this you haven't touched it in 10 years no why because it's mine it's mine
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that okay see that's the thing that's what i'm talking about because i'm so forthcoming i'm like
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yeah you can borrow something of mine she goes none of that i don't like that it's not my style i go okay
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can i borrow this towel no well see what i mean that's an older sister cut the cameras i mean my
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sister is someone who like she she's she's someone i don't know i don't know what it is but some people
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are just good at stuff without trying and that really does not sit well with my espiritu
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it really doesn't like she will one day she was like oh i'm just gonna i'm just gonna start
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skateboarding and i was like yeah that actually takes people and she's already good doing the
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and then she started getting really good at it and i was like uh okay i'm just gonna sit this one
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out and then she broke her ankle and i was like yes and then she's in the cast and everybody's
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signing her i'm like this is yeah i can't wait according to plan i was like mom look at me i'm
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in a tutu she's like anyway i'm like please and then my younger brother i feel like you have a
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little brother too yeah you're the middle so i don't the prince prince of persia you know what i
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mean princess die in my family literally this boy when i tell you i got a little 22 behind my ear
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like open mouth crying greek wedding like why do you want to leave me like literally like
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he gets a full anime tattoo and she's like it's expression i'm like no he's expressing himself
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and i feel like you're stifling him by judging him i'm like i think that's a girl's peepee
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i didn't get a good look but i think it's a peepee and your mom's like leave him alone
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he is from a different time no literally that's the same thing with our brother like i told you
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princess die in my family like the people's princess and my mom and dad are the people
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yo my whole family there i can't believe okay so when i am when i'm ready to be like
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you're gonna ruin this person's life and like in a comment like in the comment section when i see
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somebody being like haha you're ugly and stupid first i look at their profile i'm like i've already
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absorbed all the information to ruin your life for me like immediately i see all my eyes are going
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sideways and i'm i'm typing i'm making notes i see all the numbers i see a yorkie a
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peplum top a day out with the sorority and i'm like i will end you and then immediately i go into
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a room right i go into a room like this it's a triangle it's me princess die michelle obama
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and they're like you're better than this and i'm like again and you said am i i i love that you think
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that of me michelle levon robinson obama i love that you think that but alas alas i'm just not so
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sure and then princess diana is like stop don't respond and i'm like you know what god you're so
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freaking right you're so freaking beautiful and your hair is gorgeous and then i go back and i'm
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like you know what i'm just gonna do the adult thing and block them same whenever that saweetie
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song comes on what's your sign i'm a cancer i'd like this to princess anna you look back and she's
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there and she's like this you know what's crazy wait is she a cancer yeah she's a cancer oh my god
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so is my brother i know july 13th i already asked you already clocked it he didn't ask me but i said
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july 22nd they didn't ask me we're the same you don't know this yet but we're the same absolutely
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when it when i do sit with them and i'm like talking to them and they're like you just gotta
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block and move on i'm like you're right and then sometimes i respond to that comment and they're
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like i can't believe you have the time like get a life girl like you have the time to respond i'm
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like i'm sitting at home watching tiger king i have all the time in the freaking world
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you know what's what's crazy is this job gives us nothing but time i got nothing but time girl
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i've cleared my schedule i'm sitting here all night talking to you you think i want to know that you're
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real they're like i can't believe you took the time out of your day to read this really mean thing i
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wrote to you directly i can't believe you took time well you took the time to look at my three
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minute video thanks for the for the view by the way okay so teffy in your expert opinion yes which
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zodiac sign do you think wears the most piercings i think scorpio wears the most piercings but you
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can't see them i didn't win guns you gotta start from the beginnings introduce me back it up back
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it up and then i think um the most visible ones would be aquarius that's actually interesting
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that's true i know a lot of aquarius people say science isn't real one equals two what teffy says
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this is true and that's on period honestly literally this leads perfectly into our episode
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topic because just like how studs maps out your ear for the perfect styling by ear scaping we're
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gonna talk about the stars today babe astrology mama i was like brangelina
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different kind of stars literal stars literally literally have you ever had an wait for first
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hold on have you ever had a piercing got infected no never actually me neither let's continue about
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this time you're oh my god same same same you know why i didn't because i went to studs you know
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where i went i went to a little store called that rhymes with flares
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and they really messed your girl up it was looking a little like yes master like igor i was like yeah
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like i look like a professional boxer literally i look like i had scraped my ear on a mat for years
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i was like it's for the look i know i'm showing up have you seen encanto yes of course i have when
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the dad gets the bee stings i saw the ear and i was like i've been there i've been there you know
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what i feel seen did you say that's my real representation even though you're latin you're
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like that's my representation literally my mother like my mother's colombian so i was like i was like
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you have to watch this movie like all of a sudden i'm like sophia i already got i'm like you have
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to watch this movie it's about colombia it's about colombia that movie is so good butterfly
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very symbolic to colombian culture i had someone ask me they were like have you seen the movie yet
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when it came out on disney plus i said bitch i was in the trenches with that movie i went i went
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opening day i see you know what's funny the funniest uh part about those movies is uh their
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grandparents apologizing that is insanity to me i asked my grandma just like turning red i was in
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10th grade i asked my grandma can you apologize to me for that really mean thing you said and she said
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she said okay i just won't talk to you for three months and she really did it she said there's
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your birthday and she was like this that's why i said minorities having them literally apologize to
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their if i heard i am sorry i'd be like stay right where you are hello i need the authorities here
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now there's an imposter and she's from colombia
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so you wanted you love astrology hell yeah like i love astrology yeah i'm i wish i knew as much as you did
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i don't think i know that much you do sometimes sometimes i'll be talking and they'll be like so
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what does this mean it's five degrees in sagittarius i'm like girl i don't know just say something very
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big and they'll be like exactly definitely so today we're going to talk about astrology more
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specifically like we'll talk about it in general but we're also going to talk about uh how it's like
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used against women like how men try to use it against them make fun of women for it you know like
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i don't know everything you look down that list you're like everything that's what they make fun of
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women for breathing haha eyelashes yeah haha eyebrows just literally everything whether you
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like it or you don't like it or you have or you don't have it they're gonna make fun of you no
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matter what so like whatever you want if we do literally i mean not everything some things are
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weird some things are bad things are weird the good things yeah like the good like yeah like the
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cool stuff like in my life i'm like don't be an asshole and try to be cool on your own terms
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those are great words to live by i feel like anything that has to that women like love yeah
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love gravitate towards literally slightly interested in an acquaintance of an interest that does not
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cater to men they're like why would you waste your time on this you stupid stupid ugly bitch yeah and
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and they'd be doing crypto yo i literally i'm like if i see this little monkey one more time
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i'm gonna lose i'm gonna i'm gonna jump into traffic stop trying to sell me this little monkey no
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literally the nft little monkey thing i think i know what you're talking about not because anyone's
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offered it to me just because i've seen it i'm like paris i love you i'm so close to unfollowing
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just kidding i would never oh the one she talked about on jimmy fallon oh my god they're pushing this
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monkey on me 24 7 and you know what i did google it a couple times they are getting just to see
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just to see yeah just a temp gauge out you know what i mean but it's true like every so miami is
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is becoming like the um like the san francisco like how san francisco is for tech miami is becoming
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that for nft oh i didn't know that i was like you're giving these private school men with their aas
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way too much power way too much power like i don't know how to tell people like just because
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your wi-fi connects does not make you a scholar i love i love that like education used to be
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like gatekept so much so you could only learn certain things at certain institutions from
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certain professors yeah and now with the internet we have access to anything and everything the other
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day i was like yo men need to take a test before they get a wi-fi connection there you go if not
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zero percent bars yeah zero bars exactly you get nothing you get no access denied like a driver's
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license test truly go to the dmv apply for your internet access do you do you deserve to
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communicate with women do you deserve it online especially because some people are just really
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foul my favorite thing is when people comment on my body yeah and i go and i look at their profile
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and i'm like i'm gonna be body posse but what the actual frick frank i know especially especially
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from dudes that's why people ask me how it doesn't bother me i'm well because i feel like they
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might not own a mirror i feel like maybe they've never seen their own reflection because babe that
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call's coming from inside the house babe that's called projection love what kills me is sometimes
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i look at it like in person some like a man will try me i'm like have you seen the top of your head
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that's what i'm saying the sun does you said i can i can not a follicle not a follicle to be found
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be careful don't get too hot-headed they might fall out relax chill well honest and that's like
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why when i make fun of poke fun of shit like that like men will get so pissed like they'll get so mad
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and i'm like turns out it doesn't feel very good huh you just feel good to have people comment on
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your body that's crazy i bet you if i looked at your google like a google history it's like how to
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apply eyeshadow to the hairline i see you i see it's that like root spray but it's for a bald head
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yo graffiti of the face truly that's how they make fun of things like astrology and it's like that's
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like actually that's like like a science those are those exist like stars in in the sky in the sky
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they really you know you know what doesn't that stupid monkey
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they just took advantage but i want to tim tim is real
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truly astrology like when i i've talked about it before like it's all energy and we're all just like
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trying to figure out how to better communicate with each other and truly if you disagree with it
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i'm when i talk to somebody and they're like that doesn't sound like me at all i'm like well i love
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that you know yourself like tell me about yourself you know what i mean like yeah people are shy
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like my sister growing up i think was more of a loner yeah i think by choice i look back and i'm
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like hang out with us she's like no i don't like you guys looking looking back she was more she was
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way shyer than i was and if she wasn't interested in talking to you like she wouldn't talk to you
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and people thought she was rude and she's the nicest person in the world yeah so i think about
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it in a way where like astrology is a way for people to talk about themselves without having to
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say like i am so instead you say like a virgo is you know really organized or very strategic like
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a ravenclaw if you will yeah but yeah so um when i feel it's not hurting anybody that's what i'm
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saying it doesn't hurt anybody and then the men are like what about gemini's i'm like if you it's not
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don't talk to me yeah dr kanye no but like literally don't talk to me also please a gemini man i do i like
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gemini women gemini i mean yeah i mean duh right you know what i'm saying that's why like i know you're
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cancer so what what's your big three i'm i'm a cancer leo virgo oh i'm a beyonce rising
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i'm a virgo cancer sagittarius yeah that's insane to me like insane i feel like you're like you you're
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the kind of like i picture like terminator like that view when you see like the robots it's like
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now scanning plankton's plankton's robot literally bob now scanning and i see it and like the virgo view
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is like the red dot is on the forehead and then the cancer in you is like that's somebody's son
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and then sagittarius is like and they're gonna miss him
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that's literally that's like for real me yeah absolutely to a t call an ambulance but not for
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me that's why i literally that's me that audio is me as hell honestly you know what's funny too
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is i always think with astrology especially like because i'd be reading people's charts i'll go out
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like double date never knew him i said what's your sign and then they tell me and i go okay
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where were you born what time text your mom text your mom right now ask her what time you're born
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let's do it and then i start reading their charts to them i'm like wow you have you must have mommy
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issues yeah how'd you know that and i'm like oh because you're a guy yeah yeah someone one of my
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boyfriend's friends told me he's like oh i'm in i think i'm in aries and i go you think you've been
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living your whole life without knowing who you are that's an aries thing to say as well
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you know but i but i also think too aries men i'm all that makes a lot of sense that pieced
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everything together aries men are there are certain signs to me that i'm like
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aries men um aquarius men um you know what libra men you're gonna cheat on me and as long as i'm
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as i go into it knowing that it's okay but um yeah i feel and sagittarius men to me are like
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terrifying because for me like i like being stable at home chilling i can't be with somebody who's
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like like oh i wonder what he's thinking about he hasn't talked to me in an hour and they're like
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i wonder if aliens are real like i can't deal with it like yeah the cognitive dissonance yeah i need
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constant not constant but i do need like a flow of energy all the time like yeah something if it
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doesn't feel like my if it doesn't feel like the best lumber party i've ever been to every day that
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i don't want to do and i feel like that's not too much to ask no it's really not just be the best
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person you can be all the time and read my mind don't disappoint me and be nice and that's really
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it i will say though there are two questions that i ask when i go on a date one is what do you think
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feminism is feminism is and are you a feminist and sometimes people like laugh and i'm like no tell me
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for real and he's and then we get into a discussion of like what it is or whatever and i tried not to
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make it something like so aggressive where i'm like but i'm really asking like do you see me as
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a person yeah if you didn't want to if you didn't want to do premarital with me i'm not married yet so
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if you wanted to do premarital sorry excuse me coitus if you wanted to perform coitus with me
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if you did not want to would i still be like worthy of i don't know rights yeah like let's say i'm
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going to vote yeah yeah how do you feel what are your thoughts what are your thoughts on that you
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know so i and i do want to be seen as a as a whole person yeah with ideas and opinions i want to i want
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to feel like i'm i'm of value in a community because there's no way outside of your body outside of my
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body and not not just to other women yeah and like i want to be seen as i always say that men are just
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people who sing about us and i mean that's the tea bitch and it's it's terrible because it's like
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every what taylor swift says men only want love if it's torture i'm like i hate that you had to
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realize how much you needed me in your life when i wasn't there and i kept telling you i think you're
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really gonna miss this i think you're gonna miss when i'm gone i think so and sometimes it's a it's a
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it's a like calling your bluff thing too when they do that when they act like they're not they're
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they're trying to see if you really will leave and that's funny because i i make that very clear
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at the gate i'm like listen bitch listen if i leave i leave one foot out the door at all times
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try me and let's see what happens it's gonna hurt you want to play that game i'll cry in the car but
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i'm in the car yeah i'm but i'm crying i'm still leaving the second question i ask is is what's your
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big three but let me tell you something if he says oh i'm an aries i don't know the others i'm like oh
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that's fine if he says all three that man is absolutely raggedly ran through how the fuck he's
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like and if they know their birth time off the bat i'm like you have a wife and children you've been
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talking and you've been talking about lots of yeah why do you have the pattern who's who's reading that
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chart to you what tell me right now no way no way you know that he's like yeah my venus is i'm like no
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no we could have been somebody for somebody special my boyfriend's a libra libra taurus
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sagittarius he likes the finer things in life he's a pushy little baby i talked to someone who's an
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astrologer and she was like what a beautiful venus ruled chart literally like she was talking about
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our our charts really complement each other he's a softy baby he is you know and he's still down to
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earth i'm so i'm in space babe all the time i'm in my head too much i know a man that's
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a libra libra leo monster you know what i hate you know how i know astrology is real have you ever
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seen a libra that's ugly ever in your freaking life no it's very annoying to me personally i look
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at somebody i'm like they're beautiful they must be a libra and i'm like what's your sign like i
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don't know it's born october 13th i'm like i knew it i love libras men women everyone in between i love
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libras i gravitate towards them libras for some reason the men especially for me um like drew i've
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only dated cheaters like i can i'm reading your emails right now like i can see it from here i'm
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like oh you didn't you see your assistant like i'm literally i'm so it and libras are like why are
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you asking the ihop waitress how her day was what do you do oh no i'm sorry my boyfriend says things
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like hey he's a libra rising and he's like he's a leo leo libra oh he's so hot yeah
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real yeah stupidly hot that's how i feel about my boyfriend it's disrespectful to me he's talking
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to me and i'm like you're doing a lot of this and not a lot of this what's going on here too much
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talking he does this freaking thing that really annoys the absolute shit out of me and it's so kind
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yeah it's remember when we went to the beverly hills hotel dancing with the children she was
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like telling teffy was literally telling me she's like yeah he's so friendly to people and sometimes
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i'm like i just want to get my bagel and leave and i'm like i feel that because my my boyfriend's
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like that too and then we turned around and he was singing he was he was singing with this like
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13 year old girl and they were singing like katie perry or something yeah yeah and he goes well she
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told me she loved to sing so i said totally let's sing together and then he goes you got to work on
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your shyness you're going to be a star and i was like okay joe jackson
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reel it in okay chris jenner but he does this thing when we're
00:22:18.720
the devil works hard but chris jenner she'd be working harder and i wish she would give me a
00:22:26.280
little sprinkle just a little bit just sprinkle it on me babe
00:22:28.840
for those of you who are new to the comment section what we like to do here is take videos
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that i was tagged in bring them here tear them to shreds and then get in the comment section
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and really go in you know what i mean yeah so for this very first video
00:22:45.040
since our topic of the day is astrology and how men like to use it against women right
00:22:50.280
terrible men i'll put an asterisk next to that so this very first video what i'm gonna i just like
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to describe them to you okay so i'll describe it to you so it's basically uh a white as i'm there
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i can smell it it's a it's a dude he's standing there just i've seen enough that's it i have
00:23:07.300
comments already you're like i have lots of notes okay so basically in this video it's a dude standing
00:23:12.900
there with a text on the screen that says astrology is just racism for girls okay
00:23:20.720
i'm gonna let the audience go ahead and guess what race this particular man was
00:23:26.780
do with that what you will use your imagination caucasian for 500
00:23:32.060
that's just what a bold statement first of all astrology is racism
00:23:38.740
so terrible to say i just want to like what did i've seen harry says to the back of the book
00:23:49.020
yeah like come on are you freaking kidding me that's like and it's funny because racism like
00:23:53.740
actually harms i would i would argue that racism is racism like to immediately immediately the moment
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at the moment said astrology is like i was like i'm dead yeah we're out we checked out and it just
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were you not just absolutely blown away by the end of that sentence i i was not prepared i was like
00:25:13.100
this i was like i really i feel like sometimes when i read a comment i can see i can see him at gnc
00:25:21.520
getting the worst protein and that he has pimples on his butt and i can tell a lot of back knee
00:25:26.220
you know good back knee story yo like get off the creatine it's not 2007 like get off the creatine
00:25:32.500
and it's not gonna make it you know what's funny is it's not gonna get you a bitch i was literally
00:25:36.600
just thinking to myself like i love that they're like okay so explain it to me i am not your astrology
00:25:44.020
teacher yeah google it away google is gratis and it's google your heart out i'm not about to mansplain
00:25:50.280
something to you i'm anti-mansplain yeah i'm gonna teach me anything you think you mother frickers
00:25:55.220
taught me about football you don't know football i'm there on wikipedia football was created in 1942
00:26:00.100
nobody taught me anything i still don't get it yeah and i still and i still don't get it and i don't
00:26:05.000
want to get it yeah i'm like why are they kicking but are you going on there you're like you liking
00:26:09.760
football that's racism for for girls for men for men dodge coin is racism for ladies
00:26:18.060
literally against ladies because they don't understand i i just don't know why you would
00:26:22.980
ever like something like that first of all doesn't make sense and second of all isn't funny
00:26:26.200
talk about a swing and a miss a big whiff on a joke what do you when you when you look at these
00:26:31.180
comments i know you like when you glance at their profiles and they have girlfriends what it's always
00:26:36.940
the same girl yeah and it's rare too that they have a girlfriend but if they do i know i say r.i.p
00:26:42.840
to her you know what i mean free yourself savannah i'd be trying i'd be trying to tell them i said
00:26:47.180
life's too short to waste your life trying to convince dudes to respect you he's wearing the
00:26:52.360
toast the toe shoes dude yeah literally he wears socks and sandals to the beach to the beach he
00:27:00.660
wears vans and tube socks and he's not even barbecuing he's just doing it for leisure he's
00:27:05.680
walking on the beach like kicking up sand with his vans that's not even good you want do you want a man
00:27:11.520
who doesn't care about his achilles that's what i'm saying who doesn't care about their feet
00:27:14.300
doesn't groom them dogs you don't want somebody like that have you have you seen bruno with um
00:27:19.620
sasha baron cohen i know i haven't in forever he's like extremely effeminate gay man and he's like
00:27:26.280
in a he's like at a campfire he's like at a campfire with he's like three i could not imagine
00:27:32.780
like more like conservative yeah hunter dudes yeah they're talking like this yeah right and
00:27:41.000
he's like he's like which sex in the city character is your favorite and they're like
00:27:49.720
we don't watch that that's for girls and he's like that's such a samantha thing to say
00:27:54.460
so true that's i love talking to dudes like that like when i hear about the socks and sandals i want
00:28:00.200
to be like that's such a tourist thing to do yeah and these comments are like pretty like i mean
00:28:07.800
obviously all the women are like this is horrible but someone was like so we agree that men are the
00:28:12.600
problem and then the person who made this video i assume is like or some other dude is like so we
00:28:18.500
agree that women can't take a joke see it's not funny so it's not a joke like it's not a joke because
00:28:24.800
it's not funny do you know what's so crazy to me it's like women we like i feel like we laugh we can
00:28:31.580
adapt to the humor yeah but men do you remember america's funniest home video yeah busy fuentes
00:28:37.520
latinas and and some other dude and every every dude loves and correct me if i'm wrong a dad getting
00:28:46.220
hit in the balls is like prime freaking humor or somebody ripping a nasty fart i knew you're gonna say
00:28:54.940
men are just like they're like they're like front row at the apollo get it his kid is trying out for
00:29:01.920
t-ball do you get it in the nuts and they love it and you know what and they eat it up they eat it up
00:29:06.620
it is funny but a lot of it is like it's either that or like women being the bout of the joke
00:29:11.480
well that's why i said if you want to know who can't take a joke just take a walk over to my page
00:29:19.000
just go take a look see if any of those men can really take a joke that's what i'm saying you want
00:29:23.800
to know who can't take a joke men on this app they cannot take a joke they are so sensey and
00:29:29.740
their and their jokes like come at the expense of others like like in the sense that it has real
00:29:34.800
life effect like real life oppression real life systemic oppression racism fat phobia homophobia all
00:29:40.140
that stuff and then i tell you that your head is shaped like abraham lincoln's hat and i'm the worst
00:29:46.100
and i see it i close my eyes i can see and then people go that is so funny and then they're like you
00:29:50.340
know what you're not funny and you're a fat bitch i mean you're like and you know what your nail beds
00:29:56.020
are disgusting see i'd be saying stuff and like like not even a 12th of that scathing but that's
00:30:01.100
why i say sometimes i said this is me being nice on tiktok that's me being silly and goofy and
00:30:06.600
community guidelines that's why i said i'm fighting with one hand behind my back i said if i really wanted
00:30:10.980
to hurt your feelings i would tell you how i could tell that you never left your hometown and you're
00:30:14.880
going to be working at that auto zone for the rest of your life you are never going to make your
00:30:18.200
family proud because no one cares about a college dropout like you and that's you sandra bullock
00:30:22.720
in like the bird movie like hello like crossing crossing if i really wanted to hurt your feelings
00:30:28.520
just give me a couple minutes and i'll go look and i'll find something to hurt your feelings guy
00:30:32.760
with who's like opening her eyes behind her that's me that's me to them that's why i said you guys
00:30:37.840
don't want me to really go there even some of these comments too like this one says this is another
00:30:41.760
dude saying low-key though they just be hating people for no reason just based off their birthday
00:30:47.160
scene though see what would you say his sign is
00:30:50.480
you know it was a gemini i'm gonna freaking that's what i was gonna say i knew it was a gemini that's
00:30:57.340
such a gemini thing to say because he sees people deflate when when he's like oh i'm a gemini and he's
00:31:03.080
like oh and people are like damn it yeah please he's like quit asking me please don't ask me anymore
00:31:09.060
i love that i started learning about astrology to get boys to like me like i was like when i figured
00:31:16.000
out like someone's like oh what's his sign i'm like why it doesn't matter she's like well you
00:31:19.620
can figure out what he likes and i said what the hell did you just say and i found it like a cheat
00:31:23.680
code like you know like i was like in the matrix i was like zero one zero zero one whatever and i
00:31:28.180
like if i was seeing a leo i'd be like you look really good today you know or like if it was a
00:31:33.280
cancer guy i'd be like what's on your chest yeah you know like tell me you can share it with me you
00:31:38.660
can don't cry you beautiful soldier you know but then as soon as i as i got deeper into it it was
00:31:44.740
all bad yeah i'm like this all sucks y'all now this is showing me i'm like why i hate most men
00:31:49.740
i'm gonna focus on women okay so now we're gonna play a little game where i'm gonna describe someone
00:31:55.900
to you and i'm gonna give you options and you have to guess which sign it is okay okay so this
00:32:00.400
first one says i'm creative and imaginative and i can't stand fire signs mainly aries what sign am i
00:32:07.860
off the bat off the top pisces do you know any pisces that you like i like pisces men we'll talk
00:32:17.500
about it later i do my dad's a pisces pisces women i feel can be a little neurotic and i just wish we
00:32:24.120
could relax but i know it's like a love language where they like it's like virgos kind of like i know
00:32:28.940
the best way to do this can you just like trust me yeah and i feel like for them to like have a
00:32:32.780
plan they really have to like ground themselves and this has to work like let go control yeah
00:32:37.700
and pisces men um you know tristan thompson so we'll continue see like i say i say i'm i'm okay
00:32:46.520
with pisces men but that's truly because my dad's a pisces yeah and my dad's like truly the best like
00:32:51.360
one of the best people in the world well i also have you seen a pisces venus before no i have
00:32:55.900
is he here with me exactly okay this next one is i can't stand a leo because i need to be
00:33:05.180
in an oasis of calm and i am a rock of dependability i like things to be predictable what sign am i
00:33:12.560
capricorn wrong but that was one of the guesses um do you want me to just give you the other two
00:33:17.880
no and you'll guess like the hint like the other two signs is it an earth sign um i don't think so
00:33:24.880
well actually no i think it is yeah it is it's taurus yeah okay honestly my i i don't know many
00:33:32.020
tauruses like in real life i know my boyfriend's obviously a taurus moon which i'm like stubborn
00:33:36.040
um stubborn taurus moons i call them the eeyores of the zodiac
00:33:40.920
why would i do that it's not going to work out anyway um yeah how about we try and they're like
00:33:47.380
how about you live in the real freaking world like no i'm like where's my palo santo and they're
00:33:53.040
like you know but um i feel like tauruses are people who like dating can be like really
00:34:00.400
taurus moons especially dating can be super stressful yeah because you're like i kind of
00:34:05.420
need to know if i should put on my really expensive concealer to go out with you it's like
00:34:11.020
a need to know it's worth it kind of thing yeah like they don't they don't go all in unless it's
00:34:16.000
worth it this next one is i'm a hard-working creative that is patient and reliable sometimes
00:34:24.000
patient is a big one i haven't overthinking is a big one overthinking is a big one i haven't
00:34:32.600
met a patient person since we stormed the beaches of normandy
00:34:35.140
so um a patient person and overthinking i could give you the three options if you want to guess
00:34:42.280
i think you'll know though immediately a leo cancer or virgo i don't want those are my big
00:34:48.040
three oh yeah that's right yeah i don't want it to be a cancer it's not a cancer okay yeah because i
00:34:54.260
was like this sounds like me um she's a creative is it a virgo yeah yeah um absolutely yeah like i
00:35:03.720
literally tell people the world is run by virgos like you have no like beyonce energy yeah truly
00:35:10.700
i know that's me are like oh like um like when it comes to tauruses and capricorns like to date
00:35:17.100
it's like you don't understand i'm trying to build an empire should i go get coffee with you are you
00:35:23.320
an asshole or not you have to tell me yeah literally yeah well i mean obviously i'm biased
00:35:28.460
why i'm a virgo but i i love virgos i don't love virgo men though so virgo no ma'am virgo virgo
00:35:34.720
is either perfect or an absolute or just the worst person you've ever met with other signs it's like
00:35:40.560
a perfect match yeah you get two and but virgos are the only sign where i'm like it's either
00:35:44.580
one extreme or the other literally like double trouble from pokemon like or or like clouds yeah
00:35:52.960
like the best yeah that's why sometimes i meet people and they're like i love virgo women but i
00:35:56.920
hate virgo men and i just i hate virgo men because i'm a virgo so i i could never i could
00:36:02.820
never be with myself like i would like to put all the cancer men in the world in in antarctica and we
00:36:08.740
put them on a block of ice and we just push it just let it just let mother nature take its course
00:36:13.640
like how indigenous people do with like the elderly yeah i just want to do that to them then you shoot
00:36:17.360
like the vikings shoot an arrow a fire into it just set it on top please oh my gosh
00:36:21.500
you see suddenly i cannot hear and then i cannot see hello hello i suddenly i cannot perceive anything
00:36:29.040
at all i love i honestly think for a long time i knew i was i'm the most virgo virgo like i'm dead
00:36:34.600
center like in the middle and i'm an enfj for personality types what's the name for that i i
00:36:39.640
forget it's like i'm a campaigner oh oh i'm like a i forget of course i just know i just know the
00:36:45.720
syllables but it just it makes so much sense because i'm a virgo like i'm very about like
00:36:50.320
planning scheduling like manifestation yeah like i like i knew things were gonna happen before they
00:36:57.100
happened kind of thing because i so meticulously plan them but that being said when it goes even
00:37:02.400
slightly off course i'm a mess malfunction yeah truly like my boyfriend is so grounded and i'm so
00:37:08.640
not so like when things go off like if my gaslight came on my gaslight comes on dude i call him i'm like
00:37:15.260
do you think i'm gonna make it what if i run out of gas i just want to let you know you've been
00:37:18.480
such a good mom i just feel like i should contact all my loved ones because i'm driving home and he's
00:37:23.800
like you'll be fine he's truly like you're fine you're fine that's it and i wish i wish so badly i
00:37:29.900
could have that i envy it it's crazy to me because i am the kind of person where there's turbulence on a
00:37:35.000
plane people like are you not scared i'm like i'm terrified but like but like what the fudgers am i
00:37:40.260
gonna do no not like i'm gonna keep reading a magazine like the the carry-on thing like opens
00:37:46.420
like everybody's screaming crying i'm like these magazines they do have good stuff i want to go to
00:37:51.640
peru now he's he's truly like like he's just like well about everything that's how i summarize him
00:37:56.880
always he's just like well i wish i what kind of sociopath i say that to lots of people though
00:38:03.500
because i feel like sometimes i don't know how you feel but like i i feel like sometimes i'm the
00:38:07.980
person to like make sure everything is cool calm yeah you feel good yeah i can read like center you
00:38:14.180
and be like and also i just started baking chocolate chip cookies yeah and we're gonna have a good time
00:38:19.480
we're gonna watch guess what the holiday featuring who jack more freaking black okay one of the best
00:38:25.360
movies of all time yeah when she breaks his heart in the blockbuster i was like where can i find this
00:38:30.760
okay so anyway uh i feel but i feel like i've always been looking to be with someone who can
00:38:38.140
also like i call it like my lighthouse yeah like how come when it's rough seas for me they're like
00:38:43.240
here's a floaty it's like one arm okay so for this next video this is basically a breakdown of it it's
00:38:52.220
like a man on the street type interview which unless it's chris clemens it's never a good sign when men
00:38:57.520
are out trying to interview people he's so good yeah and it says basically they asked a guy like
00:39:03.820
what his biggest ick was for women and he said astrology and all that star sign nonsense how are
00:39:11.220
you gonna base someone's whole personality off of when they were born especially a rock gal i'm assuming
00:39:17.360
he means crystals uh they are different um first of all first of all jared at me next time
00:39:27.020
whatever and i bet your girlfriend follows me on tiktok me always literally me always i'm like
00:39:34.340
you know what's funny is the girl of your dreams is in my dms bitch they love me and they love you too
00:39:42.120
i feel like astrology people it's 12 signs 12 houses yeah one million degrees it's not one million
00:39:50.220
degrees but it's many degrees yeah you know what i mean and it's so there's so many like little
00:39:54.480
things like do you know that leo degrees are five seven 27 28 29 and like according to your chart like
00:40:03.780
you can see where you'll be publicly known or celebrated for like there are so many little
00:40:08.100
freaking things it's like actual science yeah it's actual down to the freaking degree like there is a
00:40:14.700
there is a way on your chart to look at if you're whatever your first house is in that degree is how you
00:40:20.260
find comfort so like if you're an aries and you're at the five degrees uh in your first house like
00:40:26.000
maybe it's like a warm blanket yeah like being by the fire it's just that specific it's so freaking
00:40:31.640
specific yeah and and there he is playing fantasy football i saw i saw a tweet once that was like
00:40:39.020
men like that will make fun of astrology and they play a game of spreadsheets six months a year
00:40:43.560
and i've never been the same since i said bitch me that's me to them they literally pretend they're
00:40:50.120
playing pretend manager yeah they are of a team yeah with other grown i do play sims
00:40:55.320
i love sims don't get me honestly i was in there like this what is it what is it mother load to get
00:41:03.840
fifty thousand dollars every time you're gonna have the best life you've ever freaking had that's all i
00:41:07.620
do i spoil them that's what i do i literally make sure that they're so happy and healthy and they have a
00:41:12.620
family and everything everything i'm like the baby's crying
00:41:15.200
not on my watch i see the i see the grim reaper and i'm like we knew grandma was going
00:41:21.980
yeah grandma was like genuinely i get sad i'm like turn it off i don't want to see it happen
00:41:26.620
i don't want to see it the comments on this one okay someone put rock rock yell like like island
00:41:33.180
yell you know people yeah i'm dead yeah and it says boy if you don't get yourself an amethyst
00:41:39.460
crystal and heal yourself from judging us what a fire comment honestly that's hilarious every night
00:41:45.380
every night i put an amethyst right on my sternum yeah and i go lord take this hatred away from me
00:41:50.880
every night i have my amethyst here and i look up and i make my boyfriend say it too i'm like
00:41:56.520
i am sending love light and peace to everyone that does not wish me well but may they live with
00:42:04.960
knowing i'm the main character and that's just simply that on that honestly as soon as they
00:42:10.360
accept it they will be free that's i'm and i listen it's just like that meg the stallion song
00:42:15.700
when she's singing when she's rapping she talks about like how she's like if i was worried about
00:42:20.460
y'all bitches like y'all worried about me i'd be fucked up too stallionism 13 14
00:42:25.200
and i live by that gucci mane sour apple bitter bitches i'm not freaking with them
00:42:32.760
that rodrick davis poet right i'm saying literally lemonade is tattooed on the inside of my brain so
00:42:41.180
okay this next comment says my ick is when people get mad over what other people enjoy and this is an
00:42:46.900
example it truly true who cares who cares i had i had no idea that people could make fun of me for
00:42:53.380
liking iced coffee is anything remotely related to women and their likes they're like how lame
00:43:01.440
how lame i i i don't understand people i don't i don't get it i'm like i thought i thought i thought
00:43:08.020
i was a good person yeah literally yeah but let me tell you all the ways i don't want to have sex
00:43:12.720
with you anymore and you're like that's such a bummer because i'm like bobby you literally dropped
00:43:16.440
dead so this one says enjoying sports doesn't make sense to a lot of us either but we still try to
00:43:22.880
understand it to respect you yeah it's giving very much gladiator gladiator like are you not
00:43:27.940
entertained no seriously my friends when tom brady was out of retirement they're like
00:43:32.060
but the spice girls come back and i'm supposed to be calm and they're like that's so lame
00:43:38.440
honestly one of my very first videos to ever go viral was a video i did where i was talking about
00:43:43.280
very specific red flags in men and one of them on there well one of them i said if wolf of wall
00:43:47.580
street is his favorite movie and that just i will honestly i'm entertaining no other questions
00:43:53.020
the other one was being obsessed with kanye west like no matter what he does you're like you're
00:43:57.760
you're riding for him like no matter what he does the next one was if he's obsessed with tom brady
00:44:02.680
and i said not a patriots fan not a bucks fan i'm saying just him oh then he's he's looney tunes
00:44:09.720
but he's got a problem yeah and he needs therapy asap check him into a hospital i feel like um
00:44:16.360
certain straight heterosexual men don't see the homo eroticism i say that all the force i'm like
00:44:23.780
y'all are in the locker room huh well literally i told this story on tiktok once way before i was
00:44:29.000
anybody and i talked about it you've always been somebody ever on that app right and that was like
00:44:35.400
it was a famous really famous football player that like wanted to hang out with me hook up with
00:44:39.660
me when i was in college so i was young and i told that story tell me how many grown men were like
00:44:44.300
you're a liar because you're ugly and he would never and i said it sounds like you want to date him
00:44:49.860
oh you went i can't say that word so that's like it sounds like you want to kiss him on the lips
00:44:55.040
and that seems like a personal problem that you should confront like it the line is so razor thin
00:45:01.140
with men like that who are obsessed with football to the point where they can't tell if they want
00:45:04.220
to be them or be on them yeah they can't tell do the princess diana snap girl you heard that
00:45:08.160
they literally can't they cannot tell it has them in a grip so bad they're like do i want to be him
00:45:14.900
or do i want to kiss him on the lips let's try both let's try both and see what works for both of us
00:45:20.280
spice girls when two become one and a lot of them too they said like oh like he um you fumbled the bag
00:45:28.800
like bubble i said you think he wanted me to come to his hotel to hang out first to get to know me
00:45:34.080
because he's like she looks smart i want to get to know her i'm gonna tell you something that's not
00:45:37.160
why you hit me up em athletes have the worst game and they are so naive and like weirdly innocent and
00:45:43.000
awkward because they spent their entire lives dedicated yeah to looking at other men's butts i
00:45:48.440
mean playing sports sports their whole lives it's like it's being a student athlete and like if you get
00:45:54.900
if you're doing it in college and professionally you've been doing that since you were like what
00:45:57.960
six yeah literally seven eight what's the percentage of a man making it in a professional football i
00:46:03.100
think it's like one two percent two percent of everybody i think that's even too much yeah it's
00:46:08.180
insane yeah so they've spent their whole lives dedicated to this women just like yeah you could
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tell when a man has never had to like work hard for like attention flirt or like compliment or
00:46:19.160
whatever they're like you don't want to come home with me yeah slut no that's why i didn't go home
00:46:23.320
that's why i literally i literally said that's why like they are exactly the same if you're a
00:46:28.280
terrible person without money you're gonna be an even worse person with money i said with money
00:46:31.820
and fame whatever you are already it's enhanced and i'll say this too they are exactly the same
00:46:37.940
men are still men a stupido a stupido a stupido bilingual that means stupid yeah men are still
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men no matter what no matter how famous they are and that's why dudes will like go off the rails
00:46:49.100
about astrology and crystals and i'm like because they don't get it and you're playing and we make
00:46:54.300
fun of them and they feel like it's because it it's because they feel like we're gatekeeping it
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and it's weird to me i'm like i'm happy to talk about it yeah and even though no you freaking idiot
00:47:04.460
and even when i do tell them they're like i even the most closed off dude like i'll read a chart to
00:47:09.340
them i'm like if you're open to i'll read it to you right and then what do they say like that is
00:47:12.220
kind of they're like okay yeah they're like oh you know what that is me that's so me wait it says i like
00:47:16.380
to be rubbed on the back that's crazy that's so crazy i do love that that's crazy when i say things
00:47:22.360
like you know your midheaven is probably like what you should uh focus on career wise and they're like
00:47:28.320
really and i'm like do you want me to read it and i'm like and they're like yeah i'm like oh my god
00:47:33.120
and they're like what i'm like it says you're a freaking loser like it says you get no bitches that's
00:47:38.980
literally what it says in your chart it says no hoes according to the stars oh always the bridesmaid
00:47:44.380
never the brides it's just so this next one said or it's the last one it says there's a difference
00:47:51.340
between not agreeing and not liking something but he's putting everyone down who likes astrology and
00:47:56.780
that just doesn't sit right with my spirit dude i said bella you right but one thousand there is
00:48:03.700
there are there are some things there are some things that i don't understand yeah wi-fi i picture
00:48:10.280
like willy wonka like the little particles when the boy gets little i'm like i'm like i'm swimming
00:48:14.700
in it that's how it works yeah i it's i have faith yeah you know what i mean i have faith in the wi-fi
00:48:20.360
i walk by faith not by sight airplanes i i know that i know that bitch wants to stay up but i don't
00:48:25.840
know how that's why i stay awake the whole flight i'm trying to keep her up yeah i got you i got
00:48:29.580
everybody in here you guys rest don't worry i'm on it you know what i mean like there are so many
00:48:34.320
things but i understand that they work because yeah even though i don't understand it and i feel
00:48:39.080
like men sometimes online it's like this like constant competition of like who knows more yeah
00:48:46.540
but me as a person i am fine with saying i don't know same and it's like this thing it's like this
00:48:51.060
armor that's like yeah it's like it's a patriarchal thing that's what i'm saying and that's at the
00:48:57.220
behest of your own brothers i said that's your peers fault bro it's men who are telling you that you
00:49:01.820
need to know everything and be the best at everything and be the strongest be the biggest
00:49:05.640
whatever that's literally other dudes telling you that and they they be getting mad at us it's true
00:49:09.840
and i feel like men have this like mental breakdown i was reading about it men have like they're
00:49:14.500
susceptible to like depression and around the age of 31 32 because in their family units i i know your
00:49:23.160
brother feels it you're my special baby baby it's ever existed do you know that you're beautiful and
00:49:27.940
smart and gorgeous like you know what i mean but we do we do we do tell men like all the time like
00:49:33.620
they're born to be providers like i always say women we have to face who we are pretty early on in
00:49:38.600
life our likes our dislikes our morals about our values because we're being taught that we're going
00:49:42.020
to raise children one day and men have to go out there and make money and support this house or
00:49:46.340
whatever yeah so the age yeah so like we tell we tell people we tell the men in our society how
00:49:52.100
especially especially in america the american dream you can be like the top is that you can have so much
00:49:56.520
money and like capitalism and patriarchy patriarchy i can't even try it it's disgusting
00:50:01.260
check started i can't cancel that again so then um uh we're always telling them how talented they are
00:50:08.940
and how they are always close to being a millionaire or a billionaire like that's that's how um consumerism
00:50:14.660
and capitalism gets you right like you're so close to being a millionaire if you just keep going if you
00:50:18.800
keep screwing people over whatever and then they get to this age where they realize oh my god i don't
00:50:24.220
think i'm a rock star yeah i'm never gonna be rock star i don't think i'm gonna be a millionaire
00:50:27.180
i don't think you know what i mean like i think i'm just like a person in the workforce yeah like
00:50:32.960
and not living but having a normal life yeah and i was expecting this like huge fanfare of everything
00:50:40.920
and so then to see women online um make money and a living off being themselves i think is really
00:50:49.560
painful but that's not my problem that's not my fault either it's not my problem it's yours babe
00:50:55.360
that's why i say oh i say that all the time i see videos like that all the time and they're like
00:50:58.460
women just come on here and shake ass and they get famous i said what's my excuse because i'd be
00:51:02.940
sitting on my toilet hurting your feelings full charcoal mask hair mask robe with little chicks
00:51:09.120
on it says chicks rule i love that robe i'm never giving it up i'm taking it with me bury me in it
00:51:14.620
that's why i'm literally like i i say that all the time i'm i i think like you're constantly
00:51:19.280
looking to your left and right and that's why you're never coming first you're worrying about
00:51:22.560
everybody else babe in the race you're not worried about you what did we learn today teffy oh my god
00:51:27.860
i um we learned that i'm it's a jack black supremacy there you go period always and we learned that
00:51:37.860
virgo men nowhere now what what time in the fall what day were you born exactly um we learned that
00:51:47.380
men you know are unfortunately men yeah and being attracted to them is the true virus it truly is
00:51:55.780
it's truly it's truly an illness and honestly i just think if you don't like it like if you don't
00:52:02.820
like astrology then don't that's okay it's okay that's okay i'm not getting mad at you whatever
00:52:08.340
for liking to play fortnite with other 12 year old boys why are we dropping boys yeah right i'm not
00:52:15.820
i'm not getting mad at you like for liking that that's cool what was that chess um what was that
00:52:21.360
chess uh movie on or show on netflix the queen's the queen's gambit i've never seen so many men tweet
00:52:28.900
like i'm starting chess this must be easy do you remember how many people i saw it on twitter all
00:52:34.540
the time like there's no way she's this good they'd be saying that about anything any woman who does
00:52:39.640
anything just like sedona on tiktok you've seen sedona she's a university of oregon women's basketball
00:52:44.700
player oh yes she's i'm not even joking she's like six eight so she's tall as hell so athletic she's
00:52:51.680
she plays for the u.s team she's pretty capable i've seen you know she's pretty athletic um the amount
00:52:56.500
of men that are like let me ball you up i could literally meet me you know what you know what's
00:53:00.460
funny is she's not going to meet you in the la fitness she's not going to meet you at the y
00:53:03.660
to do a pickup game against you and your five seven buddies she's not going to do that she's got better
00:53:08.200
things to do she's a professional athlete like actually she's a semi-professional athlete she's
00:53:13.260
represented by by talent agency i literally the ignorance i picture one of those people meeting her
00:53:21.080
and you know in the documentary space jam when daffy duck gets hit he's like i don't want to go to
00:53:26.860
school mommy i want to stay home and bake cookies with you like that's how i picture them and they're
00:53:31.640
literally looking up at her like she's literally a goddess like truly i just like like men are like
00:53:38.900
they'll say the most ridiculous shit about women who are just in any sort of professional
00:53:42.920
any profession smoothies you've never had one of my smoothies
00:53:46.920
yeah literally not smoothies from the smallest thing to like a professional athlete they're like
00:53:51.840
well if that were me well guess what babe it's not you you know what's funny is you had the same
00:53:55.720
amount of opportunity and i don't see your ass up there that's crazy oh feminism is it so women
00:54:01.240
aren't oppressed so why are you broke that's why i'm saying that's so funny because if you didn't
00:54:07.820
tear a sale in high school you're telling me that you could have been an nfl he could have gone pro
00:54:10.940
drew yeah he could have gone i could have made it he could have gone all the way he said i could
00:54:14.460
have made it that's what i'm saying it's the same thing they just harp on
00:54:16.800
anything whether it's astrology or professional sports or women doing anything at all and getting
00:54:21.420
paid for it yeah they're like if that were me well guess what it's not that's why i say i i make i
00:54:27.180
make videos defending female athletes all the time and like every time i do they're like it's just that
00:54:31.980
men are scientifically stronger and i said logically yeah they're like do you know what the men's deadlift
00:54:38.040
like record is i said no what is it they go it's like a thousand pounds i go okay can you lift that
00:54:43.260
damn you know what no so hypothetical i said that you can't okay turns out we're both useless then
00:54:48.460
huh turns out you're a bitch just like me turns out we both bitches hey girl
00:54:53.760
turns out we're in the same boat huh buddy that's when they're like men created everything
00:54:59.760
including the wi-fi for the phone that you're using that's not true i know that african-american
00:55:05.520
woman i know that so that's why i mean i say i know that they didn't know that clearly oh if you
00:55:12.140
look at brokipedia.com get out of here i meant bro but it meant paper well and then i think oh how
00:55:17.940
many women invented things and just weren't given credit i have seen on a dancer account that a man
00:55:22.900
commented do you know that a man invented ballet oh yeah i actually knew that i did actually know that
00:55:31.560
they're like men created everything including the world like the streets the roads that you drive on
00:55:39.120
i go did you are you one of those men we're dinosaurs are mostly boys
00:55:42.540
are you are you one of those men no then we shouldn't be having this conversation because
00:55:49.940
we're both starting from zero we're both at ground zero honestly the two of us we're both at ground
00:55:54.880
zero i mean not us i was like not us but you you're definitely below me i said we've contributed
00:56:00.760
the same to society in that sense you haven't invented anything and neither have i you haven't
00:56:05.420
built a home with your bare hands neither have i yeah i say it all the time i miss when men went to war
00:56:10.320
no seriously that's why i'm like well you know and that's why i always say with with like anything
00:56:18.300
that women like if you want to like that shit girl you like that shit go full throttle yeah obsessed
00:56:23.140
with it yeah honestly and men they they get they almost think it's like magic maybe they think
00:56:28.000
it's like brujeria maybe that's why they don't like it i always say when people when men ask me
00:56:31.960
how did you which is so rude how did you like um create this like create your career how did you
00:56:37.380
get so successful and i always say witchcraft the illuminati have you ever heard of it honestly it
00:56:43.380
is close with the naughty that's why any any single time you talk about astrology like in in excess
00:56:48.280
around like straight dudes who don't know anything about it they look at you like you have a third eye
00:56:51.820
which we do which you do oh i do i was like no it's a nipple
00:56:56.100
sometimes when you if you want to study it and you want to learn it girl you learn it yeah be so
00:57:03.980
good at it yeah it makes them mad that it must be witchcraft it's like i know i studied it's a
00:57:10.140
degree i'm a doctor that they say they say burn her yeah literally well i just want to thank you
00:57:18.040
so much for coming on my show i'm literally obsessed with you dude oh my god i fucking love
00:57:23.000
me bro me and teffy are real life friends and sisters and lovers we're lit in real life
00:57:33.200
thank you so much for coming on thank you for having me i adore you you're the best you're in
00:57:40.980
security extorts me out well where can everybody find you
00:57:45.200
i always say it i always say the same thing please do in your dreams no um uh hello teffy
00:57:50.280
on instagram ticker talker and the twitter yes not the facebook do you have anything else you want
00:57:56.020
to plug at all if you if you think i'm cool just like can you please just go to my link tree and
00:58:01.580
just go go bananas there you go my favorite tarot card reader is in my link tree love that
00:58:05.660
gonna make heidi a lot of money there you go that's what she deserves it oh my god can i tell one
00:58:12.360
more story i'm telling i'm gonna tell one more story if it's about tarot card readings
00:58:16.980
i did an astrology podcast it was so awesome but she was like can i pull a card for you i say yeah
00:58:21.540
what is it right i she i forget it was like something that's not a it's not a moon or a sun
00:58:26.520
or anything it was something of in excess like something that's like success in excess or whatever
00:58:30.760
like 10 of cups no no it was a circle with like a line in it or something it was something about
00:58:37.120
like it's going to keep happening and to like learn cycle to live in and and to like receive it kind of
00:58:43.740
thing because i asked her about my career whatever and then she said she and you know it's so crazy
00:58:48.300
she was like i feel like i feel compelled to tell you that you haven't been enjoying things as much
00:58:53.540
as you should and i was like because i just watched soul even though i've seen it a million times
00:58:57.820
22 yeah that's my j22 i have the 22 bawling i literally i be sobbing because i i always cry at
00:59:03.940
the end when he says that shit when he's like i don't when they say what are you gonna do with
00:59:06.800
your life he says i don't know but i'm gonna live every single day i'm gonna enjoy it yeah and i told
00:59:11.020
her i just watched it had a nervous breakdown then the next day i had that she pulled that card for me
00:59:14.900
told me that you're telling me that's not science we gotta enjoy the journey and it's the hardest part
00:59:20.460
because we have goals but goals are suggested they change all the time so why not enjoy
00:59:24.700
she told me to to let go a little bit and to let it just happen to me and to be happy with it
00:59:29.460
and i was like i said bitch were you in my bathroom watching me sob after i watched soul you know what
00:59:35.900
i think that's such a samantha thing to say see that's called rounding it out that's called bringing
00:59:42.600
the ship home that's what we like to see okay thank you so much for joining me on this episode of
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