The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 every time i see eric by the way he always wears that fuck ass i love latina shirt

00:00:03.360 what's wrong with that i love latina i love latina the worst part is i got it in spain

00:00:10.520 cut that out

00:00:13.120 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show sorry me your fave

00:00:28.580 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guests today we have two all-stars and we are in

00:00:34.040 the new york studio so don't freak out the shit hasn't changed it hasn't changed we're in a

00:00:38.280 different place for the 6 000 time anyways on to the all-stars today we have the iconic the hilarious

00:00:44.460 my besties from different people teffy pasua and eric cedenio

00:00:49.920 latina hours have come in yes kicked off i pressed those shoulders that you

00:00:58.480 did

00:00:59.600 i actually do know that song i know you do

00:01:07.380 welcome back to the show team thank you how are we feeling i'm very scared it's been a while i feel

00:01:13.140 like since i've had either of you on i had you said a lot of stuff about me in the press and you have

00:01:17.020 to tackle it today and i'm don't check twitter don't check twitter i saw it i saw it don't look

00:01:21.540 at the chats don't look at at the snark reddits i saw you on reddit riko taquito snark is amazing

00:01:29.360 no that's an amazing title i never look up my snark pages do y'all no i i don't even think i have one

00:01:36.040 which is fine i didn't even know if there was one i didn't even know about snark pages until like end

00:01:40.960 of last year i didn't even know they existed you know what guys if there is one about me go crazy

00:01:44.540 i don't like i have no idea they do they do something sinister on that site i'm sure well

00:01:50.560 they've had my face on wanted posters on reddit for like years so that's why i think i didn't know

00:01:55.040 about snarks like oh they hate me on that because mostly men are on there oh yeah yeah so they're

00:02:00.240 like they they were they would write i remember i saw one i made it my twitter header for a while

00:02:04.500 when i still had twitter but it says does anyone know that loud loud bitch on tiktok i think her

00:02:09.580 name is and then they wrote you off wallow one upvote so i took a picture of it made it my

00:02:17.180 twitter background for a long time that is so funny i love that i love i loved reddit so much for two

00:02:23.220 reasons one unlikely animal friendships a duck and a dog what else do you what else do you fucking need

00:02:32.100 like uh the tiger and the piglets we've all seen it you know what i mean like the the the deer and the

00:02:38.240 dog the deer and the cat like that's incredible so that's like an incredible source for unlikely

00:02:42.940 animal friendships right and then two i'm not the greatest with tech so like any specific niche

00:02:50.960 problem you have like there's some dude that's answered right and i i love reddit for that too

00:02:55.800 yeah and then one day i was scrolling through and i also love like the matrix ones where it's like

00:03:01.960 an unlikely coincidence and then one day i saw someone um say does anybody have snark on teffy

00:03:10.700 and i deleted my account really i was like i have a lot of snark on i'm taking my ball and i'm going

00:03:16.840 yeah i don't want to play anymore and i miss unlikely animal friendships every day well the teffy lore runs

00:03:24.460 deep they would have a field day there's so much lore every time you open your mouth i'm like i have to

00:03:28.880 stop drinking around you i'm like i have one sip of alcohol i'm like eric my papa

00:03:34.480 there's some stories they start spilling out yeah it's literally one drink in and she's also

00:03:39.600 because teffy knows everybody yeah famous too like teffy's famous person tea is piping hot every time

00:03:45.720 i see her i'm like i'm like hold on hold on hold on let me let me let's go back to that last one

00:03:50.380 and then bill nye leaned into my ear and you think that's a joke that's the crazy part you think that

00:03:56.280 shit's a joke bill bill we love you like even the last time we were together like sofia vergara

00:04:03.000 you went up to her no please eric and i was like you know sofia vergara i already know i know that

00:04:10.700 story i think i know that story because it makes my butthole want to fall off from the cringe and we

00:04:15.480 were like looking like yeah and then she came back she's like you don't even want to know what i did

00:04:19.440 i spilled an entire martini in her lap i'm sofia que pena que pena que pena que pena que pena

00:04:24.660 perdón perdón disculpa oh my god oh my god oh my god stop well like i used to work as a wardrobe

00:04:31.620 assistant to a celebrity stylist and sofia vergara was a client so like i had three martinis the first

00:04:37.240 two martinis are flirtinis the third martini is mistake a teeny right always or i didn't mean to fuck you

00:04:42.960 martini and so then well after my third martini i went up to sofia um and i probably drooled at her

00:04:53.600 or something while i was speaking and i remember i got up because i had like my alarm went off like oh

00:04:58.160 you're embarrassing yourself and as i got up i like because i was kneeling over her probably like

00:05:03.900 doing nosies with her i couldn't and then nuzzling her i was like you remember me right remember me i

00:05:12.140 steamed all your stuff like that one time 10 years ago and i was like and my mom was looking on me

00:05:18.780 and then as i got up the whole martini and i saw her go like this and i just ran back to eric into

00:05:24.620 eric's arms and he said get off me and get this eric did nothing to stop it no so if anything he hates

00:05:29.680 women no eric looked at me in my eyes and that's true i'm gonna be eric and you be teffy look at me

00:05:35.100 and be drunk that is so embarrassing i did say that i did i was like like no there's no way because

00:05:43.940 i was like there's no way that really happened and she's like it did but the teffy lore runs deep like

00:05:48.140 there's always something happening that's true you surround yourself with like an energy that was

00:05:53.140 honestly a really great eric impression uh when me and eric worked tiktok in the mix oh together

00:05:58.700 we had the best time ever bonded like real sisters but then i remember for those guys we

00:06:05.240 had to confront those men that were being rude to my sister and my agent they were like blocking

00:06:09.980 their view of the stage and i was like hey should you we ask them to move and dason goes i already

00:06:15.480 did but they just keep they said the last time we asked them they were like no and you could stand

00:06:20.160 anywhere like but dason and my agent alex are so small like they're so short they can't see and so

00:06:25.660 the two of them are not confrontational so then they were just sitting there probably went okay

00:06:29.260 yeah she was like they said no and and so then i was like okay so i stood up and i like tapped on

00:06:34.020 my shoulder i was like hey can you do my mind scooting to the left and he was like no and to my face

00:06:39.700 to which i respond with why and then we were just looking at each other and then i was like is there a

00:06:45.380 problem like no okay then and then billy came and stood next to me and then the two of us were talking

00:06:52.820 to those two men and it was just awkward tension eric what did you see eric said when we left he goes

00:06:57.620 that was the scariest thing that's ever happened i was like that was so insane i was like i picture

00:07:03.520 eric no like this yeah no i was like well we weren't in the same couch we're like yeah and when

00:07:11.480 your man stood up i was like oh it's going down like something bad he's a big man like it's scary

00:07:18.200 we went back to to go host you and i you were like just the two of you like standing next to each other

00:07:23.420 look you look so upset i was scared i was scared they're gonna kill someone like someone's gonna die

00:07:31.640 like him doing nothing i was sitting i was observing he is simply a voyeur he's just peeping all the tea

00:07:38.600 i just like i like to observe did it has anything embarrassing happen with you oh and famous people

00:07:43.720 will remember i saw you on the street and you told me after your birthday party you got uh diarrhea

00:07:49.920 okay you don't have to use that word and i did i was i had choro i i didn't have

00:07:57.680 okay speaking of diarrhea though i did just have norvirus and i did lose five to ten pounds

00:08:04.820 oh my god i can't tell i'm estimating i don't have a scale and and no one has how this blazer

00:08:10.080 is fitting me yeah based off how these shoulders a little i know one has complimented me and i just

00:08:16.080 have you seen that episode of girls where it's like if i look really skinny it's because

00:08:20.260 i'm like looking really frail it's like i haven't eaten all day so

00:08:24.640 no but i at my birthday i i ate at the nines have you ever been it's like you've been the nines

00:08:34.500 yeah and i don't know what i ate but it literally like i i went out the night of my birthday the next

00:08:40.920 day i was like i'm hungover and then i was like oh i'm not hungover it's just food poisoning and i was

00:08:44.620 so thin we were at the beginning of my first day of my first day of the year of my my new year

00:08:49.980 his new age uh what is it 38 so i just turned 21 you guys so me and my best friend years ago we're

00:08:58.280 just trying to get our steps in so we're walking around and then we're like in an hour we'll go get

00:09:02.720 drunk you know what i mean like that's the finish line one thing about me and flora is we're gonna

00:09:06.940 go get fucked up you're pre-gaming exactly we're pre-gaming with 10 000 steps

00:09:10.820 yeah so we're walking and i'm like oh my god eric and ruben and i see eric and ruben and they're

00:09:17.700 like like and i'm like oh my god hi and they're like oh my god hi we haven't eaten in 24 hours

00:09:25.560 no literally and they were like blue or green we're both sick yeah yeah they're like the norovirus

00:09:30.600 no that was like back in august yeah it was like it was really because he's a virgo yeah you and me

00:09:36.640 both girl leo no i always think you're leo and you get so offended because leo i'm on the last day

00:09:45.960 of cancer so you're like a cuss that's not real i think you're leo if i'm colombian am i almost

00:09:53.720 venezuelan i'm not putting words

00:09:56.520 has anything embarrassing ever happened with you and a celebrity i know tevi's told me a million

00:10:06.700 okay well i'm trying to think jeff goldblum tried to me that's actually true and if you go watch the

00:10:16.120 videos you could tell no everyone wanted it to happen too they were rooting for you they were

00:10:19.760 rooting for we were all rooting for you thank you so much his wife seems so nice but anyway

00:10:26.460 i don't know one time i went up to this do you know that i forgot her name and i don't want to

00:10:33.460 mispronounce it but she's from mean girls and um she's like this beautiful indian girl and she plays

00:10:39.140 like oh yes in the new mean girl yeah i recognized her and i was like that's my friend and i like and i

00:10:45.280 like at an event and i walked i was like hey and then i was like oh hey and she literally looked

00:10:50.100 at me like like like she was like who the fuck are you and then i was like you don't know me and i

00:10:55.300 walked away and that's it like i just like didn't know what to do and i was like said you don't know

00:10:59.780 i thought we knew each other and then we didn't and i was like we don't know each other and i walked

00:11:04.000 away my mom i like that's my most just ate it and left i was like oh we don't know each other and i

00:11:10.360 walked away never mind but like i never thank god you didn't make it weird yeah

00:11:14.080 i don't know why i don't know if you would have played it off because they go to so many events

00:11:21.520 and if you would have played it off and been like i met you at the variety thing she would

00:11:24.620 have been like oh my god of course right you have to lie more he can't lie like eric is incapable

00:11:29.940 of lying well he just told us he lost five to ten pounds and that was the truth and that's a range

00:11:36.040 and that was the i gave you a range it could be more it could be more you don't know when i did

00:11:43.360 the oscars like two years ago i had to do like a little tour thing in the day before because they

00:11:48.880 were like showing me where i was gonna stand and stuff and they were like oh yeah we sent out like

00:11:52.900 the ask ahead of time like oh we're gonna have someone with tiktok like please stop if you would

00:11:57.360 like to whatever and she was like uh paul mezcal is like so excited like he loves tiktok he's seen

00:12:02.700 you and i was like pedro pascal and then she goes no paul mezcal and i go oh because i i'm not

00:12:10.360 kidding i thought paul mezcal was logan lerman so i was like percy jackson like and then she goes

00:12:16.040 so and then she just kind of turned around and just kept talking and i was like oh and then

00:12:20.040 dason was like that's not like as soon as we were alone she's like that's not i don't know who

00:12:25.900 you're thinking of but that's not paul mezcal and i go it's not the guy from percy jackson

00:12:29.680 oh and then i go oh so it's not and i was like and so he's also not in 13 reasons why and she

00:12:36.800 goes that's a completely different those are two different white boys yeah yeah and i thought all

00:12:40.920 of them were logan lerman i the way you absorb young adult content too like get her like why a

00:12:48.980 oh my god i'm so sorry sorry i said sorry okay and the way that you like my cousin's the same way

00:12:57.520 like let me tell like let's go out to the club you might be the love of your life she's like no and

00:13:02.700 i'm like okay why don't we dress like dobby she's like no you're talking she's like i'm in i'm in

00:13:07.700 i'm in literally that is that is me yeah it's very i don't know anyone but i have the confidence that i

00:13:14.440 do yeah which is kind of bad but you know no no like i normally i mean dason joke all the time that

00:13:19.760 she's like um anne hathaway and the devil wears prada and i'm miranda priestly like she's whispering

00:13:25.260 in my ear the names of everybody and who how i know them where i met them last i've texted so many

00:13:29.880 people about like teffy knows everything that's not and everyone no like everything i could just watch

00:13:34.640 her story times i'm like okay i learned 18 things your brain has such a specific pocket for like things

00:13:41.640 that are happening i know right i need people to stop also messaging me telling me i'm autistic that is

00:13:46.780 not that's it congratulations people are like i get that all the time too to be quite honest with

00:13:57.820 you teffy i'm autistic and i love astrology i love pop culture and i also have a history of ed and i'm

00:14:04.280 like doesn't that make me a girl that's a regular person a youthful spirit well i've talked to joe and

00:14:13.520 andrew about it too like i get diagnosed all the time on everything anytime i say any any sort of

00:14:18.960 interests that i have or don't have oh well obviously i know what you have yes and they

00:14:23.300 diagnose me i'm like i'm a cancer yeah i attribute it to that all the time one thing though i tell my

00:14:27.860 therapist every thursday at 11 a.m are you sure it's not bpd are you sure because i feel really strongly

00:14:36.200 she's like no no no that's just shame i'm like oh that's worse don't do your job right now that's

00:14:42.540 worse sometimes my therapist i'm like when i make her laugh i'm like gotcha and then i forget what i

00:14:48.040 was saying no it's like me just constantly performing you're like doing showtime i already

00:14:52.960 know you're like my therapist knows all i'm like i get to talk about me and then sometimes i'll be

00:14:59.820 talking for 40 minutes and i go i'm sorry what did you ask me i like completely forgot yeah she goes

00:15:04.720 i was just asking how your week went i go oh that's right that's right you know how sometimes

00:15:08.180 you'll go to a stand-up show and the person will have like a notepad like i'm just gonna like try

00:15:11.840 some stuff yeah that's me in therapy i'm just gonna try some just throw everything out there

00:15:16.240 what about you eric do you like have fun in therapy i had a therapist i gave her up for lent

00:15:22.500 well yes that's what i'll say no i like tried it and then she wasn't getting the vibe like i need

00:15:30.780 like i was like we're not vibing one of my jokes like seriously and like no i was like oh she didn't

00:15:36.980 get you no she didn't get me and then i was like i need a gay guy and i never found him so t-t-t-t-t

00:15:42.340 i'm just kind of free balling right it's so fun like oh my god no therapy i free balled last year

00:15:48.240 and it wasn't fun as did i and i i almost shaved my head me too made it me too on live i almost went

00:15:57.200 live you are you want bleach the eyebrows shave the head new era for teffy yeah i see it for you

00:16:03.220 thank you so much yeah and then i just start walking barefoot everywhere no no grounding

00:16:08.060 grounding that's my new that's my new thing i do see that in los angeles a lot yeah not here though

00:16:13.600 in new york oh no it's also so fucking cold here what's going on yeah you're not used to it's a

00:16:20.860 polar vortex i hate it it's truly so terrible the first time like my first year in new york

00:16:26.140 it was um a polar vortex and i was so broke i would layer three cardigans on top of each other

00:16:32.400 and i used to like pray at night for like my family my friends and said i could afford a coat

00:16:40.320 that was like my mom's like go to macy's go get a fucking coat and then i and then i did and i had

00:16:47.040 the same coat i think for like five years and she did that by candlelight erica she's so much older

00:16:50.900 than us yeah can you believe that well when i had that oil in that little thing she had that

00:16:56.200 little like sleep hat and then a nightgown and when i went to save it go

00:17:00.660 you were given lily rose depp and nosferatu yes yes i haven't watched it yet have you guys seen it

00:17:11.760 oh yeah i need him bad it's tea i need him real bad see we need to talk about your type

00:17:17.160 because it's getting scary my type is someone who doesn't like me her type scares me too honestly

00:17:25.380 she told me she was talking to me about someone not too long ago and i go i'm gonna be honest

00:17:29.780 when you were telling me when i'm he scares me

00:17:31.640 i was like he scares me i'm afraid of him

00:17:39.200 drew goes are you alone with him yeah i was like do you spend time alone with him because

00:17:43.680 he scares me

00:17:45.420 he frightens me we're always in i'm always in a public place god well that's i told tevi i'm like

00:17:53.820 it's because you're the most interesting woman alive you need to date someone she dates these

00:17:57.960 lunatics and it's because they're more they're just a little bit yeah that's more interesting than

00:18:03.140 they're matching her vibe yeah crazy needs a freak yeah but if you if she had someone bland

00:18:08.300 yeah he would just run right over no let's like there's no way that's why i said let's put the

00:18:13.160 difference although i did meet you when you were with that really boring guy remember you had pink

00:18:16.380 hair and that oh i'm not allowed to talk about that wait i know that guy yeah he was boring yeah

00:18:20.820 he wait no i'm thinking of a different guy no you're thinking of the same guy it's the same guy

00:18:24.460 yep he's a little boring right he was boring to you he was annoying to me oh he like said five

00:18:29.080 words unfortunately i've always dated a mute who who is a little guy yeah yeah yeah that is your

00:18:36.040 type yeah and it's like a little bit of a ham but i uh my therapist last thursday said i said what i

00:18:43.760 this year i want to start dating people who like me and she went yes and i was like you poor angel

00:18:51.360 she said finally every time i say like oh so i went on a date with this guy or something or this

00:18:56.320 person and i can see her eyes go uh-huh because she says um that i'm a love addict and then i said

00:19:04.560 what does that mean because i've been single for three years don't you think a love addict would get

00:19:08.140 a dose

00:19:08.640 you know what i mean like okay just please sir but she said

00:19:15.580 but she said um most people in society are love addicts because of the media and marketing like it's

00:19:22.860 not normal for you to check your phone or like to be obsessed with somebody or to like imagine your

00:19:27.760 last name and stuff like that like that's not normal and like for your day to be um based on

00:19:34.060 the communication and the other person like that is signs of love addiction and it's just like

00:19:38.160 attachment theory but she made me read this book where it's like anxious and anxious and avoidant but

00:19:46.440 anxiously attached with a um present mother and unpresent father and reverse and same for

00:19:52.520 avoidant and let me fucking tell you i want to know less because that is so because essentially

00:20:00.860 the best thing to do for everybody is to just be like vulnerable right and i rather shit out a knife

00:20:07.300 yeah so that's it well i don't want to do that so what's the other option because then

00:20:11.940 i have to walk around i have to walk around knowing that there is somebody in this world

00:20:19.360 that has me in their phone with evidence that i was down bad yeah i feel that you should start

00:20:27.640 being publicly down bad what the fuck no yes britney broski does it all the time i love to see it we

00:20:33.840 love it is down bad all the time all the time i love it but i need to be left with a little

00:20:38.840 fucking pride yeah you know like something okay i love that eric thinks the worst thing he's ever

00:20:47.960 done to somebody is lead them on a little like he always says this story about you ghost people all

00:20:53.300 the time no no okay what is ghosting is ghosting like if i if we went on one date i don't owe you

00:21:02.340 anything that's what i say all the time we talked about ghosting before eric and i yeah we're not if

00:21:07.880 we're if you've met my friends yeah and you've been around me and we've gone out together i'm not

00:21:11.880 gonna ghost you but you're gonna see evidence that oh like you're gonna feel it coming if i won the

00:21:17.700 lottery you wouldn't know but there would be signs yes exactly if i start to resent you there will be

00:21:23.300 signs things like thanks buddy like i'll say stuff like that you know what i mean yeah we start friend

00:21:27.720 zoning yeah yeah i told eric i think on the last episode we filmed together just like two years ago

00:21:32.460 we uh talked about ghosting and i was like i'm a fan personally depending on your level of commitment

00:21:37.900 like depending on like like obviously if you've been in a committed relationship if we've had

00:21:41.320 unprotected sex you're my boyfriend or you're in a committed relationship well and i i think of it

00:21:45.280 like taking the train like if i met you on the train like i don't need to tell you when i get off

00:21:50.100 i met you one time this is my stop see you later however if we got on the train together

00:21:55.100 and we've been talking the whole time and then i would have to let you know i'm departing

00:21:59.080 yeah for some reason but if i just met you i just stand up and get off that's how i see it yeah i

00:22:04.160 see those videos with like a girl before she's about to ghost you i've never ghosted someone

00:22:08.540 after being like i wonder what our kids would look like no i'm i want to make a hair doll of you

00:22:13.700 if i say that oh like i want to spit in my mouth i want to bottle your odor your armpit odor if i say

00:22:20.520 that to you are you joking yeah come on now what about you eric what kind of partner are you

00:22:25.360 i'm just like do you have a hair doll of ruben i should make one yes i think it would be beautiful

00:22:31.120 no like when me and ruben started talking i would like call i would be like having panic attacks he

00:22:36.060 then texts me for like four hours i called my friend jen i'd be like be like yeah i'm just like

00:22:40.660 i'm feeling really anxious and look at him sitting on his high horse no literally and she'd be like

00:22:46.040 it's good and i would like lie i'm like it's about work like it's my job it's getting to me and

00:22:49.660 she's like you're gonna survive talking no this is when i had a job okay i got a real job

00:22:54.660 i was like a real member of society yeah this is before we were no gestures on the internet she

00:23:00.560 was like talking me off the ledge and i'm like then he'd text me back and i'm like i'm good girl

00:23:04.500 i'm like we're good great day today i think i'm gonna go to the gym

00:23:07.660 one time before though i think this guy he was so into me you know when like someone's like

00:23:14.020 like not love bombing you but you like they just want your attention so bad my entire life

00:23:18.780 yeah and then i'm like i thought you okay i'm just like you're eating it up oh it's like the

00:23:24.700 best thing ever and then i knew he liked me and i was just like hmm i don't know but i like the

00:23:30.580 attention and he texted me like i missed you so much today and then i was just not feeling it so i

00:23:36.380 said i missed you too girl no no no i said i missed you too miss girl like miss girl and he like

00:23:45.280 too diva he called me on the phone he said i missed that hurt my feelings no literally like

00:23:50.020 he called me on the phone he's like that hurt my feelings and i was like damn and he confronted

00:23:54.540 you i was like miss girl it's okay sorry diva i was no literally i was like diva we're good i was

00:24:00.660 really trying to like spinning friend zoning like a mother you guys already hooked up after by this

00:24:06.880 point yeah several times we're actually seeing each other like miss girl miss girl and then you're

00:24:10.860 like that hurt your feelings like someone was like you remind me so much of my sister

00:24:16.960 oh that's a crazy thing to say that's a really rude fucking thing to say to me

00:24:21.400 i was watching honora and loved it but i uh this one i got on like because i watched honora and my

00:24:31.400 phone heard it i got back on stripper talk thank god yeah i'm on stripper talk too and then

00:24:36.200 did you say that one take up that the girl was like my most request the thing people say to me

00:24:40.640 the most is like you remind me so much of my daughter yeah i've seen that too my mom that's

00:24:45.740 fucked up daughter it's like daughter like daughter or stepdaughter which is fucking sorry we weren't

00:24:50.780 talking about traumatizing things so i just needed to bring that back right yeah of course that's

00:24:54.140 fucking crazy yeah it's disgusting yeah oh that like oh that hit me that's a lot

00:25:00.620 i know men are so men are nasty get them out of the room i know oh that's crazy no i'm mystic so

00:25:09.460 much but what i'm gonna do like a we gotta get you something i know sometimes i like a dose

00:25:18.580 i actually wait that reminds me i'll tell you after we finish but i tell me i have someone in

00:25:23.560 my head that i was like i'm gonna see if he sucks because if he doesn't i'm gonna try to set

00:25:26.940 him up with tevi mouth the word to me i you don't know him that's why you have no idea which is a

00:25:31.600 good thing i think you need someone that's not in this in it in it enough like adjacent yeah like

00:25:37.480 runs parallel to it hey one time i told tevi i was like why don't you try dating an athlete or

00:25:43.180 something she goes oh because i have this like crazy dream where i like monogamy so

00:25:47.460 papa do you hear me i was like no i know i tell people that all the time about athletes especially i'm

00:25:55.440 like well are you cool with being a sister wife because that's kind of what you do when you start

00:25:58.900 dating one no i uh teffy dreams a little dream of uh not being professionally cheated on no for

00:26:05.400 real like i imagine that's what they do in the off season exactly they're training a different

00:26:09.460 they're exercising a different muscle yeah how they keep their competitive edge yeah i had

00:26:14.460 my friends raw so my nail girl was telling me a story about someone who was like

00:26:20.220 she matched with like a nfl player i told tevi this story but after she spent like a week with

00:26:26.540 him he only saw her at night between the hours of nine to three what did i say because his wife

00:26:32.840 and children are at home yeah so like he only came to the hotel to see her at night and then she was

00:26:37.320 like what are we never heard back from him oh she was talking asking me about it and i said how old

00:26:42.020 is she and she said 21 i go well there's that and then she goes well yeah he said maybe i think he's

00:26:47.920 just busy like with practice and training and i was like it's march he's a football player they're

00:26:53.780 in the off season oh my god i said girl the super bowl just ended like two weeks ago

00:26:58.220 young lover girls naive white eye and bushy tiny tim and merry christmas everyone

00:27:06.640 like is that for real and i'm like step out of it oh my god yeah being like young and like really

00:27:15.180 wanting love is like that weird like you're like willing to do anything yeah there is no pride like

00:27:20.840 losers i was i was on the ground that'd be fucking crazy nobody more naive than a girl getting back

00:27:28.720 in the streets after a long relationship right because they have they're like oh you like somebody

00:27:34.980 you get to know each other become your boyfriend i'm like and i'm like that meme of the veteran

00:27:38.840 with the shell with the thousand yard stare i'm like honey you got real with yourself you have a

00:27:44.240 big storm coming i know like one of my friends a long time ago was like i think i'm gonna break up

00:27:49.760 with my boyfriend and i was like look at me if this was lady in the tramp i'm like or like the

00:27:55.200 aristocrats i'm like those stray cats and you're like fluffed up at home yeah you don't want to be out

00:28:00.340 a year you wouldn't last a day in the streets you hear me i know like hearing the hinge notification

00:28:05.360 is like a veteran hearing a firework i'm like don't is that okay to say we'll see we'll revisit

00:28:13.920 it in the edit well you guys will let me know i'm sure about that yeah we don't miss the streets eric

00:28:20.120 do you miss the streets no you motherfuckers crazy no the gay streets are insatiable no no because

00:28:26.700 monogamy doesn't exist in brooklyn really that no no my rule is i cannot can you say suck dick on

00:28:33.280 the comment section yeah of course you can thank you spotify thank you papa i refuse to suck someone's

00:28:39.480 dick if a guy has sucked their dick because i can never match that level of enthusiasm like the two

00:28:43.360 hands and the gagging and stuff like i'm not gonna do that and it's not even your birthday

00:28:46.980 it's not veterans day no it's please it's not our birthday bisexual i'm not anti-bisexual

00:28:53.560 she doesn't believe in them she just said it on the pod guys seriously she doesn't believe in you

00:28:59.400 guys lgbtq guys we gotta rally let's get teffy she is in a bisexual but she doesn't believe in

00:29:07.540 bisexual men i just don't understand why you guys discover that you're bisexual when you're dating me

00:29:12.720 that is my only problem with it is that like how how is dating me helping you see that you like men

00:29:20.380 no we could be sister wives because we're given this we look like twins right i know right my man

00:29:25.720 would like you more than me and what's wrong with that then you make perfect sister i was dating this

00:29:32.620 guy and i was like one i was like okay i was dating this guy and he and he's bi right and i was like

00:29:39.720 is it 50 50 and he goes no it's like 70 50 and i was like one i'm really concerned because that

00:29:44.320 means you like men too and two 70 50 70 50 okay oh two oh two and then now i have the ick it has

00:29:51.440 nothing to do with that you know i know that you're gay because bisexuals can't do math

00:29:55.540 if you asked me to calculate the tip i'd start sobbing i had a guy make up a word once to my face

00:30:04.060 while he was talking down to me about being smart of course and telling me how smart men are compared

00:30:09.340 to women and i was like right right right right right right right right was it irregardless i think

00:30:14.320 it might have been conversated and it's converse so he was like yeah the way i conversated with him i

00:30:21.340 said pause i told my mom i just realized i'm busy tonight so i won't be able to see you but damn that

00:30:26.480 subscriber you have dialed damn has been conversated i got a lot of conversating to do tonight so i

00:30:34.400 actually realized i can't go but i i feel like i used to when i was dating when i was in the streets

00:30:39.720 i feel like i would cut people off for very four score and seven years ago two billion years ago

00:30:45.320 thank god i was like i would ghost people like full-on and be like oh and then never respond

00:30:50.200 is that what you asked me no i was just curious if you ever do that because you do but i think it

00:30:54.400 was an immature college i think it was an immaturity thing more than like uh like i don't know what to

00:30:58.080 say and i don't want to do this anymore so i'm not i'm not responding exit a relationship

00:31:03.000 yeah you'd rather someone wonder if you're the bad person than give them evidence of you being

00:31:07.400 a bad person tell them teffy tell them she's my new therapist wait there's a game right here for

00:31:15.720 you to be to be you know what kills me is that eric is the man of my dreams

00:31:23.640 kills me right both in looks and personality hey i need to put the wig on like you guys cut to me

00:31:31.080 she eric is the man you are the man of my dreams when i walked in he went skinny and i was like i

00:31:38.520 would fuck you okay you don't need to ask me it's fine i'll do it and she didn't say it back

00:31:45.320 let me just point that out and i'm five to ten pounds lighter today too mind you mind you this is

00:31:52.440 me skinny mind you when eric and i speak to each other it is almost like talking in a mirror right

00:31:58.200 mm-hmm and also to a reflection of a person you wish you could date clearly he's the full package

00:32:03.960 he's the full package i agree

00:32:06.120 obviously that is actually that actually is t eric is the man of your dreams that's actually

00:32:14.840 he's emotionally unavailable right thinking about men when we're together right i'm just no i'm kidding

00:32:20.280 guy has a great sense of style great jewelry good right good hair um i do think that it's a little

00:32:27.960 up though that when you wear that long wig then like what were you before you were like jacob i was

00:32:32.520 jacob from twilight people kept i think and like one of the top one of the top comments was like do you

00:32:37.800 look like teffy pasoa no well that's when you could pin comments you pinned it yeah yeah i did i did

00:32:44.920 i did pin that comment yeah with that wig on you're like what's wrong with that

00:32:52.200 literally that's why i brought this here today to make that video i hate that you have highlights

00:32:56.760 in it too it's my what's wrong with that oh a girl can't get her hair done anymore y'all hate to see

00:33:03.800 the pretty the pretty girl win how about that it's illegal to be stunning and gorgeous apparently okay

00:33:09.640 this wig with this blazer i should be a lawyer like you look like you barely survived that divorce

00:33:16.040 by the skin of your teeth you look like and i got the house too you got the house you look like a da

00:33:20.760 in law and order svu yeah i'm here to serve you

00:33:27.320 hi are you teffy pasoa eric i know it's you in that wig i'm here to serve you

00:33:31.000 you need you need to get a bob like real cut your hair you are you want to see me fail so bad

00:33:38.920 you just posted in your story the other day you said should i cut my hair and you said everyone is

00:33:44.600 yelling at me not to and now my feelings are hurt like the what's the aaron paul and from breaking

00:33:51.240 bad when he's like yeah yeah like people were screaming at me but i do think it would be cute

00:33:56.280 everybody vote yeah audio listeners make sure you vote whether or not teffy should be audio

00:34:02.600 listeners audio listeners not knowing i'm in a wig guys i put the wig on you guys are missing out

00:34:08.440 eric's in a wig audio listeners um i want you to imagine the most synthetic

00:34:13.240 oh this is human hair oh this is human hair it's giving the first harry potter

00:34:18.760 professor quill no it's giving it's giving moany myrtle it's giving like i found it on the street kind

00:34:24.520 of vibe like eric was literally late uh coming here today and he said oh my god guys i saw this

00:34:30.280 mannequin in the window and he took a picture of a mannequin with a bob just like that and glasses that

00:34:35.320 he wears all the time and then my sister was like so you i would have been on time but i had to take

00:34:41.240 pictures and he put the wig on and took pictures outside in front of the window and it was late

00:34:46.440 getting here i didn't tell you guys but i was on the street and there was a fire truck and ambulance

00:34:51.400 going by and they got stuck in traffic but their sirens were still on so i waited

00:34:57.720 you waited for it to pass so i could take a video and i made it

00:35:03.720 the bit always comes first and i was like

00:35:08.520 and the sirens came and you went and i'm standing there in my wig like

00:35:11.880 so i can make a tiktok and it's literally be like because you know azalea bakes has that that

00:35:21.160 bit in the wig where she was like she's like do you like music for gay people she's like i do

00:35:26.280 and so i was like i saw azalea bakes we have to put this tiktok it's not funny it's hilarious it's

00:35:35.080 hilarious it's not funny what makes it funny is he was 20 minutes late because he was okay i'm

00:35:40.120 sorry i looked at the clock it was 17. it was 17. the elevator took a long time to get up to this

00:35:45.480 floor okay because i was outside for 20 minutes also when you opened up your camera to show us the

00:35:52.440 picture of you in the way there was there was 30. he favorited one and he picked that one and i was

00:35:57.400 like it's a tall chunk you are so ridiculous you did a good one guys you know what you look like in

00:36:04.200 that wig dw from hey arnold right such a little bitch i loved her me too she was a strong female

00:36:11.800 lead she was so me she was the girl we needed a mean little sister what do you think welcome to

00:36:17.640 the comment section what do you think is really overrated right now and what do you think is

00:36:22.200 underrated oh just in general or yeah in general you can pick anything things like on the top of your

00:36:28.040 off the top of your head you think are overrated underrated don't try to buy time and just tell

00:36:32.120 that i need some inspiration okay what's overrated okay something that i think is overrated

00:36:39.720 is right now with the brutalist you know that new movie with adrian brody i don't want to say it came

00:36:45.240 out because that sounds like it was revealed it premiered or no no like i don't know i don't know

00:36:52.600 what you're going for you're trying to correct me and you're with your legs crossed in that wig it makes

00:36:55.720 me like viscerally i need a glass of wine yeah i need a glass long stemless glass like what would

00:37:02.280 be your marshall's like thing that would be in your kitchen oh it was uh life takes you places love

00:37:07.720 brings you home that's good you know you know why i knew that so fast because billy's white mom has

00:37:15.080 that sign in her kitchen oh and that's what this is giving me that's i see i would go how would you

00:37:19.400 hold it like how would you hold the glass of wine let me see well i would like want to hold it like

00:37:24.440 this with the stem between the fingers between the fingers and then but like a little bit like

00:37:29.320 a 35 degree angle because i'm drunk yeah you're drunk you've been drunk i'm talking about someone

00:37:33.720 that i know in the neighborhood that i saw on facebook who did some nasty shit i told zachariah

00:37:38.520 me and dayson's new like thing that we've been saying a lot lately is from tiktok which is i want

00:37:43.320 to have a baby and she's can i don't want to have a baby i want to travel

00:37:47.480 i want to travel just say that because i don't have my period and like and like three she's a

00:37:57.080 weeks she's months wait wait again that's why she said she didn't have her period for three

00:38:02.200 she's like for like three and she goes weeks and then she goes months with that no say it say with

00:38:07.160 the voice and the eyes i'll say weeks i'll say yeah weeks months and then someone else goes well

00:38:13.320 could be menopause and that's the end of this i want to have a baby wait but listen to this about

00:38:20.200 like the brutalist because my oh yeah i'm talking about it so sorry sorry guys welcome back and

00:38:26.200 uh he's hungarian adrian brody oh sorry i need to take this wig off no keep it on keep it on

00:38:32.680 um sister hey yes diva and then yes diva boots this this wig has seen the brutalist eric hasn't

00:38:40.200 this week has notes but then we have notes in their notes app from the brutalist right but he he's

00:38:45.720 hungarian and apparently they perfected his accent in post via ai oh so i think that is overrated i

00:38:55.400 rather hear someone's shitty accent than a perfect ai accent any fucking day i agree i'd rather anne

00:39:01.640 hathaway be an english girl sorry i'd rather anne hathaway's british accent over adrian brody's

00:39:08.520 perfect ai accent yeah or lindsey lohan in the parent trap right she plays the the british twin

00:39:14.200 that was i thought she was i thought it was good you guys should remake the parent trap you dump it

00:39:20.680 no seriously and you're both lindsey lohan way they went undetectable like no one could tell

00:39:27.640 i could use your passport to get out of the country and you should i could frame you for a crime

00:39:33.240 oh oh the dna shows latina

00:39:36.440 no

00:39:40.040 every time i see eric by the way he always wears that

00:39:41.960 fuck ass i love latina shirt what's wrong with that i love latina

00:39:47.400 i love latina the worst part is i got it in spain

00:39:50.440 cut that out

00:39:55.880 the collective

00:39:59.800 i just thought i was like i need that maybe it's menopause

00:40:03.880 i want to have a baby

00:40:08.920 what's overrated to you right now i don't know ai is so overrated for sure i'm trying to like i thought

00:40:14.120 you're gonna say merlot merlot what's overrated i'm trying to think of something that everybody

00:40:21.160 is like about you know what was so stupid that like 16 hour tiktok ban what the fuck was that

00:40:28.360 it was overrated to make me scared and cry like y'all can't even do it for a whole day losers

00:40:35.320 commitment yeah like come on follow through your bit wasn't even that funny you're like hello

00:40:40.920 like uh i really don't like those golden goose sneakers oh yeah no one is ever gonna convince

00:40:49.160 me to like those well i'm not like a 16 year old white boy on a lacrosse team so there's that too

00:40:55.720 i don't like them yeah there's a lot of i think there's a lot of things where i'm like

00:40:59.480 yeah you guys aren't gonna convince me to like it i almost said something kind of mean right now

00:41:03.000 but i joke about it all the time what i joke about glenn powell all the time like like my life

00:41:07.960 depends on it i have no ill will towards him i just think it's easy he's just a good target it's

00:41:11.480 just easy to throw his name in there like an umbrella term i'm like you know who's overrated

00:41:16.520 i don't want to say that though i peace and love to you glenn powell no beef no beef no

00:41:21.880 i agree could you look at the camera and say glenn powell i have no ill will glenn powell i have no

00:41:26.600 ill will towards you if you would like to come on the show let's please let me know and i'll i'll think

00:41:32.040 about it i'll consider i'll look at my calendar and i'll have my people call your name into the

00:41:38.840 goblet of fire let's see what happens not to like change topics go on but like we can see like if

00:41:46.200 you're listening to this we can see a monitor with us and it's kind of giving like dr phil and like

00:41:50.680 i'm a mom and you're my problem child and you can catch me on site that is true that is true i kind

00:41:56.600 of love it right but i think i need guys i need to take the wig off i'm like starting to sweat yeah

00:42:00.280 take her off what would my what would my behavioral issue okay goodbye mom if we were on dr phil what

00:42:05.480 would your behavioral issue be mine with you no yeah with like like if you were the trouble if you

00:42:11.400 were the troubled teen what would it be i don't know were you a troubled teen i was gay in texas back

00:42:17.880 then oh but thank god the lord saved me and here i am today i'm proud of my life sexual

00:42:27.240 with your twin sister he saved us

00:42:33.880 what's criminally underrated criminally underrated is smoking cigarette no i'm kidding

00:42:39.320 you know what there's nowhere and i said this in my story the other day there's nowhere to really

00:42:44.760 shake ass in new york anymore like where you can really cry baby in a booth you know what i mean

00:42:50.280 like and i that was all i fucking did when i first moved to new york and slowly but surely

00:42:56.280 the raves have taken over and they used to coexist peacefully right you know what i mean i want to

00:43:01.480 like i'm so with you like you can do poppers while hot in here is playing yeah and i am living

00:43:07.480 proof for caneolostos yeah club culture is like dying it is it's not like the jersey shore date no

00:43:15.560 and i knew that it was dying when people said you uh you can wear sneakers to the club and i agree

00:43:21.480 that comfort is important obviously i don't want you to be in pain but i really logged in some

00:43:27.240 fucking hours me too okay my pinky will never recover and i can and on my right foot i still

00:43:33.000 can't feel my third toe from the from the shoes that i used to wear jessica simpson heels right

00:43:39.400 raised me chinese laundry a good hooker heel yeah a good hooker heel and some like um what's it called

00:43:45.400 when it falls from the roof the not charcuterie what's it called when it falls from the roof what's

00:43:51.400 it called confetti confetti

00:43:52.680 like that is living right i agree a little afro jack

00:44:05.240 when i was when i was in college uh my friends and i would go to the club and in the first like

00:44:10.200 two years we would take the bus because it would run till like two in the morning

00:44:15.080 designated drivers so i would we would be pre-gaming on the bus while i'm in like four

00:44:21.400 inch platform heels and like the shortest sluttiest dress you've ever seen one of the

00:44:26.440 last times i went clubbing with my friends this guy was like talking to me forever and i'm like oh

00:44:30.280 i'm so thirsty uh so thirsty i wish i had a drink uh okay perfect awesome i have six friends with me

00:44:36.440 would you mind yeah and they're like yay and then i'm married i have to fucking talk to him for at

00:44:40.520 least a couple minutes so i'm like your girlfriend boyfriend in the club right then then he's like

00:44:44.200 following me everywhere and i'm like duh and i remember the last time he's like you're just so

00:44:47.560 different like you're just not like other girls and i was i remember that snapped me out of being

00:44:51.560 so fucked up because i was like my tits are pushed up to my chin i'm just like every other

00:44:55.800 bitch in here i look like a pigeon sleeping yeah what the fuck you can see my cleavage from outside

00:45:02.600 yeah no i'm just like every other bitch in the bus driver said great tits

00:45:08.360 several times actually even after i freaked out i used to take the bus to the club i used to go crazy

00:45:14.120 i used to as well well in new york and every time i did i pretended to be j-lo and made in manhattan

00:45:21.080 oh my god i love that movie or like in a uk music video right i know you're close enough

00:45:29.880 and i'm on my way to like a club and i have like my baby fat you know is it for rimmed yeah for lined

00:45:36.760 you're thinking rim job right yeah she's going back to the bisexual kind of like thoughts she was

00:45:45.240 having earlier so you're thinking rim job it just can't be this hard to find a guy we should go shake

00:45:52.360 ass together that's basically my pitch can you please cut that out where i say bring back rim job

00:45:56.760 i just don't think that's true to my spirit it's just not i don't want to be misrepresented on the

00:46:02.760 internet right did you guys like used to just like wait like bag for like drinks like just go up to

00:46:08.120 guys like hey and like get free drinks or no like no no no i don't like bag but like would you like

00:46:15.160 i'd market myself yeah me too yeah yeah all it really takes is eye contact and if you have a pulse

00:46:20.920 and then you're looking enough they'll be like hey and i'm like hey are you thirsty i'm thirsty

00:46:27.640 i'm so thirsty oh my god there's a few go-to moves it's the holding eye contact yeah and then you have

00:46:33.720 to hold it and then looking right back yep easy peasy lemon squeezy yeah then it's also when you're

00:46:40.120 shaking ass and you let a little hair fall on your face and you're smiling men go absolutely

00:46:44.680 fucking yeah i don't know why yeah that's true and then three is also um being easy

00:46:55.720 really putting it out like and then like not doing it but like at the same time like if like

00:47:00.280 you would do like exactly yeah you gotta give them the fantasy exactly do you shake ass when you

00:47:04.760 go to miami is that all you do there besides fighting with my mom that's all i do

00:47:09.720 that's all i fucking do she came out of the womb doing that i feel like miami there's like

00:47:14.040 tons of places this is the thing i'm taking salsa classes right because my mom was like yeah on

00:47:18.520 monday on tuesdays and wednesdays at 5 p.m i have we have me and my two friends also from miami take

00:47:24.120 private lessons and our parents are like why don't you know salsa we grew up dancing salsa i'm like because

00:47:29.560 one i didn't grow up in the 70s in medellin

00:47:34.360 and you would salsa at like house parties yeah and second of all you did not you did not see the

00:47:40.920 twerkification of the 2000s coming like i know how to twerk perfectly on b2 i found you miss new

00:47:49.000 booty like i know how to do that or like but i don't know like suavemente yeah base on me

00:47:58.120 yes yeah i know yes okay i was like i'm not even gonna try

00:48:01.880 me that's funny when i say it

00:48:13.720 we claim you bitch and you know i when i posted on my story drew's colombian we claim her i think i got

00:48:18.600 75 saying fuck you bitch she's mexican oh like the mexicans claim her i'm like i already had okay

00:48:27.080 okay right that's fine that's fine well i posted that video because obviously i've been listening

00:48:31.720 to bad boonie a lot lately i've been listening to him a lot lately and i posted the video lip-syncing

00:48:37.400 the songs because i've been listening to the album like backwards and forwards and a lot of people were

00:48:41.160 like do you speak spanish well a lot of people ask me if i'm hispanic to which i'm like you know and

00:48:46.920 you've been following me for how long okay but i know about you like you can't gossip like i said about

00:48:51.000 my siblings too like you can't gossip about you're in spanish and she because she will under you know what i

00:48:54.520 mean like you may not the the uh what's it called like the conjugation of verbs maybe is a little

00:48:59.320 harder but like you understand it yeah yeah for the most part yeah i grew up in santa anna california

00:49:04.120 which is like santana california period and it's almost all mexican people and it's part of orange

00:49:09.800 county which is a notoriously racist and wealthy county they usually go hand in hand right and they

00:49:15.640 hate including santa anna because it's like mostly mexican people and i was like my tongue yeah

00:49:21.240 what am i missing and then i went to corona high school which is all almost entirely mexican student

00:49:26.280 but i grew up literally my mom changed schools like i changed schools when i went or districts when

00:49:30.920 i went to high school and my mom said i started developing an accent so i started talking i started

00:49:37.000 talking like a ranchero like that's like how an accent i had on my words yeah so my mom was like

00:49:41.960 yeah i gotta i gotta start mixing you with other people it's gonna get offensive if you get older

00:49:45.640 you were giving hot cheeto girl yeah that's how i talked wait i know you were in those cookie monster

00:49:50.280 pajamas walking the mile tweety bird tweety bird pajamas no my friends who are like german french from

00:49:59.000 miami they talk like me like when we're in miami they're like talking like me like yeah i can't

00:50:02.680 understand like why he wouldn't text you like you're the whole package you know like they talk like that

00:50:08.040 i know that's why i was i started developing an accent so that's when my mom was like yeah we gotta do

00:50:12.920 something about that gotta change that it's gonna get offensive as you get older but i speak more

00:50:17.720 spanish than i do someone which is crazy but it's true when you posted that video of you doing the

00:50:22.040 lyrics i'm like i get tongue-tied i get tongue-tied when i'm listening yeah to like benito yeah because

00:50:28.600 puerto rican spanish is even harder yeah it's like every they talk so fast southern versus new york i

00:50:33.800 made a video once where i was like i thought i spoke spanish and i have to google the lyrics and people

00:50:37.320 were like how dare you i'm like wait aren't you going to uh puerto rico yeah yeah yeah oh my god

00:50:43.960 it's gonna be so fun it's gonna be so fun oh my god are you excited so you had that baranda

00:50:48.120 outside your door my neighbor said happy birth to me happy birthday to me all day

00:50:54.520 and i like that's mean you think i'm an aquarius i literally i was like you hear me crying watching

00:50:59.480 bridges over madison county every day like you know i'm a cancer you know i'm a cancer but uh that and

00:51:05.000 my neighbor had a baby has a newborn baby so i was like but then after they came out they were

00:51:09.480 like that was such a great way to wake up on sunday so i was like who'd you guys vote for

00:51:16.200 quick poll really quickly hey hey if i say i'm for public libraries

00:51:22.440 you know but i have this weird thing where i'm like i feel but it's maybe the delusion

00:51:26.920 i feel like there is a love arc for me and bad money and i think i'm sick and i think there's not

00:51:31.800 one latina on tiktok that doesn't feel the same way i'll freak out you'll freak out if that happens

00:51:36.920 i'll freak out in a good way oh like i'll be very happy for you and that heartbreak will

00:51:41.560 really manifest it into reality i see it for you i thought when you say that

00:51:48.840 she said i like the way you talk to me when you have that wig on

00:51:53.080 but it's like when i say that out loud to people i'm like i'm manifesting a love

00:51:56.280 art and the other latina next to me is like me too and i'm like okay

00:52:03.720 i think i see it for you thank you you know yeah i i love that for you i've seen that out

00:52:10.280 what do you mean this is the place where we manifest it

00:52:12.840 what do you think don't you see it i believe in you i believe in miracles

00:52:19.640 and things have happened yeah i think i'm gonna end up with can you describe them for me because i know

00:52:25.480 drew has a hypothesis yeah i do tall

00:52:30.440 wigged wigged rich

00:52:34.520 right i don't know

00:52:37.720 nice i like i don't know i i'm hoping he likes you or you like him i don't but at this rate

00:52:44.040 at this rate i don't think you can be very picky anymore i think crazy is like the man you deserve

00:52:52.840 is like impossible to find you know what i mean like the man that you deserve i agree with that

00:52:57.000 it's like i don't know but benito's a close second yeah i would say i'm like i hope i date him because

00:53:04.680 that heartbreak would really reinvigorate my workout right like that would i'd be the best

00:53:09.160 shape and then you'd have an album of app about you yeah i think that would be a beautiful thing

00:53:15.160 that would be a beautiful thing but yeah he's a when he says you don't want me i will i'm like i

00:53:20.760 will cheat on you when he says it in in songs i believe him yeah me too yeah i believe that too

00:53:25.480 yeah beautiful thank you that really is i see that your jacket's valentino okay yeah i got it on

00:53:33.640 ebay oh love that i'm an ebay girl of course you are you're bidding what's your most exciting thing

00:53:38.760 you found on ebay um this diamond ring it was like a birthday present to myself which i i don't know

00:53:45.320 i just always wanted like some diamonds not as big as that one to get into it like i'm gonna rob

00:53:51.000 you i'm gonna leave the studio everyone's like where's her ring and i'm like i'm gonna be

00:53:55.160 running running down the stairs like you can't catch me i know i told people that he built it

00:54:00.600 all by himself and i had no say in it whatsoever it's beautiful like designed it yeah i was like

00:54:06.920 no you forged it i know i was like they would honestly i would believe it if he told me he did

00:54:13.800 that if he welded he welded it yeah no he he already had the design and everything it's funny because

00:54:19.160 i never once sent him any cuts or anything like because i don't know anything about that

00:54:23.320 at all like shapes and yeah like i had no way of knowing and um i think like two or three weeks

00:54:31.000 before he proposed to me i like randomly saw a video on my tiktok about trois mois rings which

00:54:36.120 are like it's like two stones so like one one is on the wedding oh yeah and then they connect like

00:54:41.080 they cross like that it's like really pretty and i was like oh that's really pretty that kind of design

00:54:44.920 and he was like yeah and then he said the next three weeks he was like oh my god she's gonna

00:54:49.960 fucking hate it i didn't even know and then he said he texted the jeweler and was like

00:54:53.400 can i try and make it a two on one he was like it's gonna take like six more months and he was like

00:54:57.560 okay i'll just give it to her and then if she hates it i'll just redo it and i was like hates this

00:55:02.280 that's crazy bitch it's like perfect it is perfect perfect it's so yeah and it's not so and it's two

00:55:08.680 rings it just fits you yeah i thought so he said i feel like he said i feel like it looks like you like

00:55:13.880 yeah yeah in a ring t because this one's a david yurman ring he gave me for my birthday last year

00:55:20.600 oh cute and he was like part of my stack it looks like a wedding beautiful so then i had a feeling

00:55:25.080 yeah it does huh oh i love i'm gonna have one more on top i wear i have a david yurman i wear every

00:55:29.960 day too cute look at us that's so cute we love that we left this ring at a house party

00:55:37.240 and these are my rings from etsy well these are my well we all have carnelian do you have any carnelian

00:55:42.360 no teffy does see they emailed each other about outfits they said we're gonna match and eric's

00:55:49.240 gonna be in the middle haha we are matching and then he came with a wig yeah and what's wrong with

00:55:55.720 that so i'm being targeted i'm so scared that you're gonna title this are bisexual men real

00:56:03.400 no i'm gonna title it i want to have a baby wait we have some fun facts about you guys about there um

00:56:10.040 because amanda does her research so this one it says teffy's first video on youtube is called

00:56:15.720 miley cyrus turns her hospital room into a studio can you do you want to explain that to us

00:56:26.440 is that from the teffy show i'm what it was what did she do in it

00:56:32.680 is it a skit no um i think that she was dating cody simpson that was a dark era and i feel like people

00:56:38.120 forget that who was a pop star and now is an olympic swimmer and looks like a komodo dragon and

00:56:45.880 he date also dated gg haddeed he was like a lot of lore to him and they dated him and i was like

00:56:51.240 that's really weird and i was like i don't really think i'm in here and then they would do songs

00:56:56.440 together and and we all go through eras she's the encyclopedia of pop culture right like no dead

00:57:02.360 us well he was a model first and then yeah and then another teffy fact it says on teffy's facebook

00:57:08.040 her favorite book is why are you looking at facebook her favorite book is listed as love

00:57:12.040 in the time of cholera cholera cholera yeah that's by gabriel gabriel garcia by excuse me i'm stuttering

00:57:19.880 why would you look at that is horrible that's only so i can link my instagram for analytics

00:57:28.200 that's because gabriel garcia marquez wrote that book and um it's a it's essentially about a book

00:57:37.000 where someone is down so bad he waits 50 years to be with this woman again and i just all making

00:57:43.640 sense yeah it's all adding up the woman the the main character can't be the two main characters can't be

00:57:51.160 together and he's so lovesick about it that he starts eat like his heartbreak is so immense he starts eating

00:57:55.960 dirt and leaves and i was like i understand that on a cellular level you're all i've ever eaten is

00:58:02.040 my own hair uh period man period it's okay i have fun ones about eric too a fun ones

00:58:09.800 it says eric your favorite color is green like so he used to be an assistant manager at paleo's pizza

00:58:17.000 cafe in texas and also worked at best buy for four months oh yeah best buy was hell on earth that's

00:58:24.920 where straight people go to like i don't know do something demonic behind the seat i was a warehouse

00:58:30.520 you would be the most useless best buy worker i was a warehouse worker they had me on i have i was in

00:58:37.160 the middle i was because it was okay girl you have that brace for your back they didn't they didn't

00:58:43.960 give me the brace i was young and spry okay they did have me like try to do the forklift i almost

00:58:49.800 crashed it like they could be like i didn't have the license driving a forklift i was gonna make a joke

00:58:53.880 about that and i can't believe you actually i can whip it no i could do it you can do it now

00:58:59.080 they didn't want me to my nightmare is hearing the heat and turn around and it's eric

00:59:04.440 i could do it i can do it in the way no it was like i was in the warehouse though and um but like

00:59:11.000 the minimum wage in texas is still 750 yeah oh yeah girl it was like and so i that one was like i

00:59:17.000 think i got paid eleven dollars an hour to work in the warehouse i was like i'm rich oh my god like

00:59:22.280 like it was like the best pay i'd got like gotten offered maybe it was even ten dollars like i don't

00:59:26.840 even know it was like crazy but it was like for me it was like good money you started looking at

00:59:30.920 houses on zillow and i could have and i could and i literally and then i got there and it was like the

00:59:37.080 meanest white bitch you've ever met she was running that warehouse like the navy yeah like it was awful

00:59:44.760 and and then it was like these like these incel kind of like straight guys yeah and bald yeah

00:59:51.240 large oh sorry and like weird just like like we have anything in common

00:59:58.680 it was hard about high school musical they didn't want to talk about nothing that i did not they

01:00:03.000 didn't want to talk about zach cameron in 17 i was barking oh 17 again yeah he was in his prime

01:00:10.520 yeah yeah 17 again yeah it says it also says on here that uh you have said that zach efron and

01:00:16.760 even jogia were your gay awakenings yeah so oh my god victorious yeah i wanted him back

01:00:23.960 we're mutuals how would you watch the tv me too

01:00:30.200 no i remember i was like there was like a scene in high school musical where like

01:00:34.280 corbin blue and zach efron get like really close and then i think that maybe they're singing

01:00:37.560 each other i get really close and i was like i wanted them to kiss so bad every every one in

01:00:41.880 the middle so you want to get them i want to get in there every sports game i've watched i'm like

01:00:45.560 each other just kiss and what if you guys kiss like think about it when i watch ufc or boxing they

01:00:52.760 want it they want you want to kiss each other they want to be inside each other so bad they're like

01:00:57.320 about to it's like really intimate right it's more intimate than kissing to be honest whatever

01:01:02.360 they're doing this is foreplay you don't know what happens after we don't see in that locker room

01:01:07.240 yeah we don't know what's like when i when i post my rugby players on my story and i'm just like

01:01:13.720 let's get the sound on these weight lifting rooms you know like let's do a biked up in there

01:01:19.400 i'm suddenly so passionate about sports i i get so many dms of being like girl you don't want you

01:01:25.400 don't want a rugby player they all each other and they're like i dated a rugby player and i caught him

01:01:30.760 fucking his teammate i was like show me you're old sounds like it's my time i was like that sounds

01:01:39.080 like your ideal man wow paint the scene for me that's so crazy okay that's crazy where do they

01:01:49.000 practice like every other day or in march somewhere i can be close or like i should go see for myself

01:01:57.400 yeah it was your was you like zach efron in high school musical yeah yeah yeah high school musical

01:02:03.400 too that was specifically when they made his eyes like laser blue when they gave him blue contact yeah

01:02:09.160 and then they like made him tan a little tan i just need you to imagine him saying this in the warehouse

01:02:17.080 i was in that warehouse like afraid i was like did you put on your like when my brother like that

01:02:22.120 man yeah code switch yeah i did yeah yeah

01:02:28.280 with the same movements you're doing that voice but still acting the same did you get that

01:02:32.920 shipment eric yeah i did i got that i got that shipment

01:02:41.400 are you shaking your shoulders

01:02:44.840 no no i don't see they see right through it queen i'm crazy and back then i had like a buzz cut and

01:02:50.840 like these little square glasses like no i can't it was i was going to that berlin club

01:02:55.960 what's it called bergenheimers i was giving best by office siren like

01:03:04.200 like you guys didn't get it you guys didn't get it back then i was ahead of my i was ahead of my

01:03:09.640 time you were the king of the family those khakis were tight okay i was a personality hire too oh i've

01:03:15.560 been oh yeah most times my my first job out of college i was actually working with my mom

01:03:21.160 my mom and sister both quit before i did because i'm a virgo so i was like i need a plan

01:03:25.960 before i leave and then i remember my new manager said one thing to me that i didn't like and i was

01:03:32.120 like i'm out of here i immediately was like and then when i left i was telling my sister i'm like

01:03:37.080 you should have known by my fashion nova jeans that i wasn't going to be in this bitch for very long

01:03:41.640 no what what job like what i was i at that time i did public outreach for major infrastructure

01:03:49.160 projects which is fancy talk for i go door to door and tell people that construction is happening

01:03:54.840 near them and it's going to suck for the next like 20 years if you're cool do you want to receive emails

01:03:59.720 about the construction and so i got me me and dayson were doing that yeah i think i remember you

01:04:04.920 saying this some door to door yeah yeah and we were both like knocking on doors do you want to

01:04:08.760 receive emails and then it's funny because teffy was telling us earlier that someone said something

01:04:13.560 really racist to her yesterday yeah when we were working the church yeah this happened to us when

01:04:18.280 we're working this job all the time because we're working in orange county it's really racist oh yeah

01:04:21.560 somebody told me to go back to where i come from yesterday yeah really yeah and she said she was in

01:04:26.280 greenpoint i was yeah i was leaving jubilee oh my god that's crazy that's why she was like it was so

01:04:30.920 random happening over there we worked this job we got that all the time like they were like go back

01:04:36.920 to where you came from also like dayson is so non-confrontational i know you're saying okay

01:04:42.040 this guy was like yelling at her once for like 20 minutes like about the about the uh construction

01:04:48.200 and it was at those neighborhood meetings i don't know if you guys because dayson's gonna stop the

01:04:51.480 construction no for real when when they would scream at me i'd be like well i'm in a too small blue

01:04:56.200 polo on your porch at 12 noon fashion nova don't make these calls i have nike free runs from 2009 on my feet

01:05:04.280 i don't make the call about the freeway i just don't can you imagine if i did though like i was

01:05:09.320 like nah do it to them and then i get to go and tell you myself like one time we were at a meeting

01:05:15.800 though because old people love those neighborhood meetings where they get to come the town halls

01:05:19.000 yeah oh my god yes and so this guy came and he was like yelling at dayson about the freeway for

01:05:24.440 like 20 minutes and she goes okay so do you want the email like you want to like she's trying to

01:05:29.800 like customer service her way out of it he goes what's your citizenship and then she goes what

01:05:35.800 like she's like confused he goes where are you from and she goes here and he goes you're not from

01:05:41.720 here where do you originate from and that's when i came in and i said why do you need to know that

01:05:46.680 what do you need that for does that have to do with the emails or no and then after that when we

01:05:51.240 left that meeting she was like yeah i can't do this anymore like that's so crazy yeah one time she got

01:05:56.760 a call someone called uh and needed to know what kind of asphalt they use on the 405 freeway

01:06:02.680 why okay californian they just need to know they like needed to know so she had to like go talk to

01:06:08.520 someone and figure it out and then call them is it the og mix yeah i just want to know is it the

01:06:15.000 kind that's hard or the kind that's like bouncy like is that gonna make a difference like it's still

01:06:20.120 gonna be loud as fuck i think i think people are bored it truly is and it was always old people

01:06:24.600 so like but that was my job right out of college it was that that sucks so bad it was horrible it

01:06:29.560 was so bad and it was like the worst job in the world and we were also my family and i call them

01:06:35.880 booth bitches where we like run booths at like little local fairs oh the best the best that that

01:06:41.720 job i didn't care about because i just got to sit there but we used to pass out like things that

01:06:46.520 make people come to your table you know like like you know those stress balls we used to have ones

01:06:50.440 that were shaped like orange cones like epic cones so we would put them out and those are

01:06:55.160 really popular people going can i have one of these sure but you got to sign up whatever right

01:06:59.800 and i remember these little white kids came up to the table this is like the first time i'm working

01:07:05.000 this booth and the this little kid runs up he's like can i have one of these like with his two

01:07:09.640 little friends i'm like yeah sure and i give it to him he's probably like 11. he takes it turns around

01:07:16.040 to his friend who's around the same age goes uh of his butt with my traffic cone i watched that

01:07:23.800 happen i go and then he turns around and they run away laughing he comes back like an hour later goes

01:07:30.040 can i have another traffic cone and i go no you can't and he goes i'm gonna tell my mom i go tell

01:07:35.320 your mom to come over here and i'll tell her what you did with the last one how about that oh and then

01:07:38.600 he and then he was like you're mean and he went away and he goes why don't you step back from the

01:07:43.240 table i'll run the table i know my friend my friend ricky who's also he's also an earth sign

01:07:49.800 i was in i was in a elevator with her and there were like these two little kids i think around

01:07:56.040 the same age as that little um traffic cone fucker and they're like to mean like you're weird and

01:08:01.960 without hesitation ricky said i fight kids i said okay okay this is also my building

01:08:08.520 oh sorry she's sorry sorry she does that's why i'm scared she does i fight kids like ricky you

01:08:16.360 know ricky she was my birthday yeah oh yeah yeah yeah for my birthday party bus yeah talk about a

01:08:23.880 place to shake ass we weren't going 40 down the road she was shaking like she was shaking ass on

01:08:29.080 that bus i know flora's wife is showing everyone time square her tits you know it's great welcome to

01:08:34.200 the city if you have to mobilize the club for it to happen i'm going to do it right that's what you

01:08:39.320 gotta you gotta bring the curate the vibe picturing you at one of these booths

01:08:47.640 i can't even imagine i have no business being there you to be in charge of client relationship

01:08:52.120 management i was real good at it though but i wanted to be i know and i just like i imagine you

01:08:58.200 with like this hair this glam and you're out there in like a hundred degree weather like you want a

01:09:02.840 fucking cone or not like take it don't take it i don't give a fuck like i need 250 signups

01:09:09.960 please just do it like i would picture you in the wig only right oh i would kill me me at a table is

01:09:16.520 the same as you in the warehouse we got no business being there i was good in the warehouse

01:09:22.360 y'all don't see the vision good in the warehouse i've never transferred a call as a receptionist and

01:09:26.520 not hung up on them by accident yeah personality hires one thousand thank god we ended up here

01:09:32.120 because there were like managers like assistant like me like a manager like where were you an

01:09:37.480 assistant no they needed like like literally like like i need to tell you i was 17 they gave me the

01:09:48.680 key to the restaurant the code to the safe i was doing the food orders we didn't have cheese at the

01:09:54.040 pizza restaurant because i didn't order enough like and i was like why am i in charge it's a

01:09:59.400 kitchen you don't have cheese no lynn really we were and he's over here going you guys were never

01:10:03.640 managers i was like i was 17 and i'll never forget like i'll never forget one time i left the restaurant

01:10:10.360 unlocked and i walked to close up you left it unlocked

01:10:14.280 and the managers came in there like and like the door was just open and there's a picture in the

01:10:22.360 work group chat they're like who is no that's when you go guys speak up speak up because i didn't

01:10:29.560 claim it i was like who did that you guys you're right whoever did that's so irresponsible who did

01:10:35.800 that you guys like seriously no i've never i've never been given a managerial role like please

01:10:43.560 and i made 8 50 an hour and i would have let the bitch open yeah i mean no take it out of my paycheck

01:10:49.800 sorry that's so crazy it was so great i did work in a restaurant for like a hot second they did make

01:10:55.880 me manager of equinox for like one day and that one day i did go to a rave and i had to open it at

01:11:02.360 5am and i showed up at 7am and i was so scared and i showed up like hanging eyelash remember you were

01:11:09.400 like what if you were like i've been here for hours i don't know where i didn't hear you guys knocking

01:11:14.280 you have like bags i'm covered in glitter yeah yeah i have been here for hours no girl they knew i

01:11:21.400 wasn't uh the last fact on here is uh just that the new season of traders is on and both of you guys

01:11:26.200 went to scotland together that was the best of my life i was like so yeah like i bet that was like

01:11:33.640 when i tell you the last night next time we'll try and get you on the list i knew so many people on

01:11:39.320 that trip yeah remy was the one that like they told remy about the trip and remy was like no take my

01:11:45.800 friends and she put our names on like she fought for me she fought for like erica they were like put it

01:11:50.520 it'll be such a good group so if it wasn't for remy i and it was the best it was like the best we

01:11:55.960 cried the last night and then rem i spilled my shot of tequila god forbid i'm a little fun

01:12:00.680 on remy's head god forbid we have a woohoo time and then she got mad at me but then we made up

01:12:06.680 oh yeah no i was like scared to meet remy because that was your time meeting remy i met her one time

01:12:12.760 before and i didn't realize she was like the host of the event so she literally said hi to me and then

01:12:17.640 like ran away but we like never met like met and i didn't know anything about her really yeah

01:12:25.000 she went to fiji with them the year before so she like knew everybody oh okay you know what i mean

01:12:29.160 yeah oh for love island for love yeah that one actually i did get invited to yeah the love island

01:12:35.000 one well they said it wasn't worth it because like fiji's like so it was so far and like it was such a

01:12:39.400 hassle of production yeah and it was also like rainy as fuck like almost the entire time i've only been

01:12:44.840 invited on a couple brand trips one of them was to saint bart's with way which i love way so much i

01:12:49.480 love way i love them obsessed with them and they invited me to saint bart's and i was like i was

01:12:54.840 like yeah like i'll take i'll take my man we'll do like a little vacation thing girl i missed my flight

01:12:59.720 three fucking times it wasn't meant to be and it wasn't my fault and i said god does not want me to

01:13:03.880 get on that plane and i am taking the hand and going the fuck home and but i will say it wasn't my

01:13:08.440 fault that i missed the flight that's the one thing i'm not late to is flights i'm late to everything

01:13:11.640 else but a flight no fucking way and so that one they fucked up my car so i was late the first time

01:13:17.320 then i got a hotel went back again then they canceled it then i went home went back a third

01:13:23.400 time now and then it got delayed three hours and by that point it's like you have to take a plane

01:13:27.480 to a plane to a plane i was gonna miss almost the entire trip yeah not worth it but i will say that

01:13:32.040 third time they booked me at private like the private airport a part of lax which i had never been

01:13:40.760 to in my fucking life that thing is nuts like you want to talk about a wealth disparity yeah

01:13:47.000 that shit's crazy i've never seen anything like it like they they pull in all these people open

01:13:51.160 the doors you come out they take your luggage they're like we're gonna put them right on the plane

01:13:55.080 come inside this like it looks like a cigar lounge looks like a fucking speakeasy you go inside

01:14:00.040 everything's free and they're like sit down and then they have like a full spa they have a gym they

01:14:04.680 have places you can a gym yeah that's crazy they have an equinox instead of tsa and then they come

01:14:10.440 in and they're like hey do you need anything like everything's free they keep coming they come back

01:14:14.440 and then they're like we'll come 40 minutes before your flight and ask if you want to board and then

01:14:18.840 we'll come 30 minutes if you don't we'll come at 30 minutes before and then they walk you to the

01:14:22.920 stairs and they take you directly on the plane sit you in your seat what and i was like and i thought

01:14:27.880 pre-check was that girl delta one i thought when i delta one i was like yeah yeah yeah i'm a human

01:14:34.040 being just like you i'm no that's not even that's not even close to what like real actual famous people

01:14:39.800 do it would get to my head if i did that too many times you would be intolerable no like i thought the

01:14:46.280 pod you ever had a pod yeah i went to japan in the pod and i was like i don't want to leave no let's go

01:14:52.440 back to new york so i can do another 15. take a laugh it's no i agree it's like the pod's crazy

01:14:58.760 it's something about i don't know it's like my this is my little apartment what is what is brandy

01:15:04.760 say in cinderella in my little corner you know what i'm talking about no oh my god impossible just

01:15:11.800 kidding things are happening every no no i've seen i've seen it i thought you would join me god damn it eric

01:15:17.240 i'll sing okay she's trying to get me to sing so many times one thing about her she loves to sing

01:15:23.000 she loves karaoke it's scary like i get really intimidated i put on come clean by hillary hillary

01:15:28.920 duff and i didn't know the lyrics and she really got mad at me i got really upset she got really

01:15:32.680 upset i was like i forgot some of the let the rain come down you said you're you're literally

01:15:38.040 making me nervous no you know like i literally got scared like i'm getting sick he goes sorry sorry i

01:15:41.960 don't he goes i just picked it because it was fun and i only read the lyrics i didn't listen to a song

01:15:47.800 wait wait wait wait wait wait that's what you said in scotland when we did karaoke

01:15:52.040 the last night and remy decided to do at last what the fuck she killed it do you mom remember

01:15:58.520 this we were drinking and i'm really shy and i'm really like like just to myself like i don't

01:16:06.520 really go to this type of thing you say you're nonchalant you're nonchalant that's what men are

01:16:11.800 saying now i'm chalant about most things yeah they're like i'm a nonchalant kind of guy which

01:16:17.000 which you were i think it's just code for not wanting to care no it's a i want to treat you like

01:16:21.560 shit and i don't want you to get mad at me for it it's not my fault yeah yeah the karaoke night

01:16:26.440 you did you did complain and then you were like you were getting the chorus wrong so i was getting

01:16:31.880 agitated mad just kidding no not agitated angry so i was like i went off to him and i was like do

01:16:39.480 you know this song and he said and you said it's on my karaoke list because it's like a fun song but i

01:16:43.400 just never like haven't listened to the song i haven't listened to it in a while it's not like

01:16:46.760 you want to be a vibe curator you said i'm here for vibes i was like that's a good song i forgot the

01:16:51.800 words my fucking my my back and she was like yes you're bad get off the stage and then i did yes

01:16:58.440 you're bad get off the stage and i did valerie oh that was good thank you that was really good

01:17:02.680 period thank you come clean is a great it's a good karaoke song i did it the other weekend and if

01:17:07.560 anyone wants to know i didn't do anything because i wasn't invited to that no but we are

01:17:10.920 peacock told me to fuck off and did not invite me to that trip so next time oh i would have

01:17:17.320 preferred you be there but some other people on that trip let me tell you that's fine but i will

01:17:21.800 say i didn't like i love remy like i was a i was like bringing that up yeah i love her she's like

01:17:26.040 everything i would want her to be in real life like i just wanted to say that i can love her she's

01:17:29.880 so unintentionally funny yeah yeah her vibe and she's like no no no no no about like no like

01:17:37.080 it's like so funny but her sister also manages like my social media because she has a business

01:17:42.760 where it's like second second home social fuck sorry nikki but yeah she does my my snapchat like

01:17:49.320 she helps me with all that stuff that's so nice yeah and so they when i call nikki they talk exactly

01:17:55.880 the same so sometimes i talk to nikki i'm like is remy fucking with me like she's pretending to be

01:18:01.400 here she's like hey girl i just cut off the phone with snapchat and i'm like and they don't want and

01:18:06.520 i'm like their parent trapping you yes yeah so they're switching places she might be fucking with

01:18:14.920 she might be i want to confess something to you guys that i'm pursuing in my in my off time as a

01:18:19.800 hobby wait seriously i'm getting scared it has nothing to do with anything i just thought of it because

01:18:25.800 you guys were talking about karaoke it has nothing to do with karaoke um but i i think i'm going to try

01:18:29.960 to be a dj are you actually i'm dead that's no way that'd be so and it actually has to do with

01:18:35.720 what we're talking about about the club yeah yeah because i feel like you gotta do it it gotta be a

01:18:39.880 vibe curator yeah and so i told brinny about it like on new year's eve she was like fuck you and i was

01:18:46.040 like no i'm being dead ass i'm being serious what would your dj name be i honestly don't know i'm

01:18:50.840 still thinking about it i'm i'm i'm toying with a dj name or just going by my own name but like

01:18:55.880 i she was like who are you djing for like what's your audience and i was like the horse

01:19:00.200 once that the pussy poppers yeah whoever's on the streets that's like whoever is a whore you

01:19:06.120 should be dj nonchalant right when the beat drops and it's like incredible and everyone goes you're

01:19:14.200 just like yeah so if y'all see me at the boiler room don't ask any questions period practicing yeah

01:19:19.080 i do i have i have tables and everything no yeah because billy got it for me for christmas it's so

01:19:23.960 funny because i jokingly i said it early last year and my whole family and everyone was like

01:19:29.240 yeah okay and i was like i'm being dead ass i that's one of those things where i'm like i feel

01:19:33.480 like if i spend enough time i could get good at it yeah right and so and i can't i can't sing for

01:19:39.560 shit so that music industry is going to let me in one way or another okay everybody welcome force my

01:19:45.880 way in the door wait okay i got it spotify spotify spotify listen up verified spotify dj verified spotify

01:19:52.600 dj um everybody put your hands together for d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d d j nonchalant why

01:19:57.480 don't you care see i have it already there you go i don't want to do like edm or like house

01:20:04.680 or anything like that no i want nasty ass shaking music like for the girls you know what i mean

01:20:10.840 so fun right i was like i gotta dj for the horse the horse need one and you're and i am coming when

01:20:16.040 you said the horse i thought you said the horse and i was like who's the horse no horse that's

01:20:20.200 what florida with a w and a z when florida the other guy was talking to my best friend instead

01:20:23.720 of saying i heard it from the horse's mouth she thought it was i heard it straight from that

01:20:26.520 whore's mouth i go who i like that version better like i thought you liked her like what are you

01:20:32.840 talking about i heard it from the source before okay before we wrap up really quick what do you

01:20:38.680 all have going on you guys have anything new going on you want to talk about um i'm coming out with

01:20:44.120 merch yay so wait i should have my um i have like hats and shirts and socks coming out yes look

01:20:52.680 okay okay right um and potentially i mean this year at some point a podcast so yay

01:21:02.040 i'll keep y'all updated and follow me rico taquito on all social media platforms too yeah and eric is so

01:21:08.920 we've been joking a lot eric is so creative he is so he's he has like the mind of an artist his zine

01:21:13.800 is incredible truly the mind and i love your candles oh thanks oh my god i have a candle

01:21:21.480 Groove gives every candle line every candle makes a donation to someone in need so yeah eric and eric's

01:21:27.560 boyfriend are both artists ruben's planet everyone yeah plug ruben he makes clothes they're really

01:21:34.600 really and he makes figurines yeah toys i have them in my bag they're stunning yeah he's like so he's

01:21:40.840 really they're so chic i know really cool stuff like i will say like really you guys are so chic

01:21:46.040 together i agree thank you we love them yes we love eric and ruben oh you guys are so artistic

01:21:52.440 makes me sick to my stomach yes teffy i have a cat yeah marjalina marjalina jolie who we love

01:21:59.960 the new man she's a gem coming this year maybe you guys know him his name is bad

01:22:04.840 funny jesus christ i'm finding jesus christ this year for him for him won't he won't he do it

01:22:12.200 if he believes in you at all he'll bring bad money to your door

01:22:16.360 i don't care who i have to pray to

01:22:17.880 let me get a little smoke would a kiss kill you that's what i said to people why would a kiss kill

01:22:24.040 you they're like get out of my office all right hey all right um what do i have i have like a column

01:22:31.880 coming out with a certain publication i have a podcast

01:22:40.600 well i'm hello teffy yes literally catch me online and she's always up to something i know teffy's

01:22:47.640 working it's always interesting even watching her stories i'm like oh my god like i know she's

01:22:51.960 always she has the funniest tea always always she knows everyone's information i never think i'm

01:22:56.920 working hard enough and then i talk to eric he goes bitch are you tired that's what that i know

01:23:01.320 she tells me that too i'm like i'm like you haven't stopped you haven't been back home in six months

01:23:07.240 i know i've been home for three saturdays it's crazy she was she was telling me the longest story

01:23:13.800 about someone when she was at my house and then she like she breezes past i'll tell you who it is

01:23:19.160 after she breezes past um a celebrity she's like oh she fucking hates me and i said why she said

01:23:23.960 probably because her man's always dming me and i go wait hold on and then i thought because i know

01:23:28.200 who her man is and then i said wait let's circle back to this before we keep going let's circle back

01:23:33.720 that man's dming you and then she goes yeah but it's like normal

01:23:37.960 shit i'm all normal shit pause pause like hi hello how are you what's a fucking kiss right

01:23:46.360 is it illegal to kiss now so now it's wrong to kiss okay yeah tevi's the most interesting

01:23:52.120 woman on the world in the world yeah on the world too her mind her mind her mind her mind i want to

01:24:00.760 have a baby i don't i want to travel well thank you both for coming back and keying with me i

01:24:12.920 love both of you is anything usable we'll let you know in the edit we'll let you know we take the

01:24:19.800 podcast it's 15 minutes thank god thank you all so much for tuning into this episode thank you so

01:24:27.080 much to my amazing guests eric and teffy uh one more time for the camera where can everybody find

01:24:32.120 you at at ricotaquito on all social media platforms in your dreams hello teffy everywhere you can find

01:24:40.920 eric you can find me they're twins thank you both so much for coming i fucking love y'all and thank you

01:24:49.480 both so much for tuning into this episode don't forget new episodes of the comment section come out

01:24:53.160 every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms or you can watch the video

01:24:56.920 for free and exclusively on our favorite platform spotify thank you so much to eric and teffy thank

01:25:01.720 you so much to all of you and i'll see you next week bye bye for the listeners we're waving

MISTAKE-A-TINI Ft. Tefi Pessoa and Eric Sedeño ｜ Episode 157

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