The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 i feel like those movies give a vibe of they're like we'll just kill a kid you know what i mean

00:00:03.460 like i mean it's like they just kidnap a baby like they just kill someone yeah maybe a child

00:00:07.900 yeah but like children's movies now don't give that off children's movies now are like

00:00:11.880 uh two pigeons eat a meatball together it's like fine do you know what i mean

00:00:15.960 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave

00:00:26.380 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have a duo a couple and two

00:00:33.100 hilarious bitches next to me the one and only jordan and kendall

00:00:36.920 welcome to the show so excited to be here this is such a treat yeah look at us all together it feels

00:00:46.200 good it feels really good cheesing at each other so hard i could do this forever just smile at you

00:00:53.560 i feel like we've known each other forever but this is our first time meeting in person which

00:00:57.000 is very exciting it feels really crazy i mean obviously we've been fans of you forever and

00:01:01.140 we love your sister i know we have a mutual love of my sister yeah and she's been on our podcast and

00:01:07.920 um we met we were just like oh yeah we love you yeah connection yeah so i think because we have so

00:01:13.860 much love for her we feel like we also know you really well which we don't and is rude yeah

00:01:18.260 it's all the same honestly dason's like a carbon copy of me at this point sure now that her hair

00:01:24.240 has gone back dark uh she gets confused for me a lot oh and i think a lot of people think i'm

00:01:29.820 naturally smaller like they think i'm short yeah i don't know if people do people are people

00:01:33.720 awesome they meet anytime we meet anyone they go you're massive we're like yeah you're humongous

00:01:40.120 i'm like you're huge yep yeah you're huge i always get huge yeah and then you gotta go what

00:01:46.540 of it yeah well i am right yeah i think what's sick about it is that in my head i think a lot of

00:01:51.640 people who are really tall feel really tall like they grow up being like oh yeah i'm really insecure

00:01:55.320 about being tall yeah and i think i've always been like i'm a really small baby like i'm so tiny

00:02:02.260 you're living in a different world i really am so when people are like oh you're tall i'm like oh

00:02:05.740 weird i think we were all picturing me as just so i don't know let's all disagree i'm small yeah

00:02:11.480 and i'm the exact opposite i've now evened out where i'm a pretty normal height i'm like five eight

00:02:17.160 five nine but i hit five seven maybe in the first grade so i was gigante i was huge i was bigger than

00:02:25.040 the teachers parents were approaching me being like homework i was like i'm five uh so i in my mind

00:02:31.540 like when i see wmb players i'm like you and me both sister you and me both right you're all

00:02:36.340 stopping me is is time i just don't have time yes absolutely try out for the w absolutely but i'm

00:02:41.040 not that tall anymore but i feel very you know it's it feels like part of my identity right i was like

00:02:46.300 uh i was five four i'm like cut to the clips of me saying how tall i've been forever but i was five

00:02:50.700 four when i was 10 so i've been a big girl for a minute yeah i've been a grown man for a minute i love

00:02:55.700 that and i feel like when fans meet me in public too they're always really shocked at how tall i am

00:03:00.560 because they're like oh you meant tall like tall tall i'm like yeah i don't know what you y'all

00:03:04.320 consider tall but i do relate to what you said about feeling smaller because my family in general

00:03:10.280 like other than the women in my family like my mom and sister are both short all of the men in my

00:03:14.640 family are really tall and i've always been larger so my skew of height has always been like oh like

00:03:20.500 they're not very tall they're tall like tall to me is anything over like six two right right where

00:03:26.040 six feet is tall to most people yeah yeah yeah i also come from a tall family my grandma's six

00:03:32.000 feet tall oh t love that i don't well i don't come from a very tall family but can i yeah you can

00:03:38.940 tell it you can tell it i don't want to get in trouble for this because it was an accident

00:03:44.220 i had been like a while ago jordan was like well kendall's family is actually really

00:03:49.240 short um really really short and i was like not really i was like my dad's like six foot and my

00:03:55.880 mom's like five eight and jordan's like your dad is not six foot my dad was in a wheelchair

00:04:00.260 and i think jordan realized that they were like i think in my head your dad was like that height i was

00:04:05.700 like he's sitting down he's been sitting down every time you've met him you can tell it i don't want

00:04:10.740 to get in trouble for it he thought it was funny we all laughed we all had a good time that's how

00:04:17.960 much i didn't see his wheelchair well right exactly i said that's just a short man you saw the person

00:04:23.360 beneath it i said that man is four foot seven you hadn't even noticed i didn't even know he was

00:04:27.560 sitting down but i do think it was a weird thing because my dad was always in a wheelchair like i grew

00:04:31.660 up with my dad in a wheelchair and i think i was like oh i've never really i didn't think about his

00:04:35.240 height like when my mom was like well your dad's tall there is this weird like i haven't seen it

00:04:39.500 yeah yeah i don't mean you can be lying it's kind of like for what yeah i mean like oh he's

00:04:44.120 actually tall okay sure do you want to know something insane yeah so my my fiance is he's six

00:04:52.100 four but he has a him and his brother only share a mom they have two different dads so he my man is

00:04:58.740 really tall his brother is six three his mom is not very tall she's like five seven five six maybe

00:05:06.320 so i've always wondered i've always like it's crazy that jared is so tall like his his younger

00:05:12.140 brother i was like he's lucky because i think he got the height because i know what his biological

00:05:16.520 dad looks like and he's not tall either so i'm like that height must come from your mom's side and

00:05:21.600 so i was talking to my man about it i was like i'm so curious like was your grandpa tall and because

00:05:26.360 he was raised by his grandparents and his mom and my fiance goes i don't know my grandpa was always in a

00:05:31.220 wheelchair isn't that so crazy right it's so he was like i honestly don't know because he's always

00:05:37.420 been in a wheelchair because he um is a vet and he was he was an amputee so he was in a wheelchair

00:05:42.080 his entire life yeah uh and like billy's entire life so when he told me i was like i'm so sorry i

00:05:47.960 felt rude for asking because i like forgot i knew he was in a wheelchair but i forgot i was like was

00:05:51.240 he tall i can't remember all the pictures i've seen he's sitting down yeah permanently you know

00:05:55.420 yeah that's weird we have almost identical yeah you take it on a tape measuring right sorry my

00:06:02.460 can i see a driver's license yeah and they can lie on that too i'm lying on mine i know i know

00:06:08.300 mine says i'm 130 yeah right mine says i'm 53 130 um okay isn't that so funny that anytime i like

00:06:17.940 asked my weight i went on a horseback riding lesson the other day and they were like what's your weight

00:06:21.600 for this poor horse that i'm about to climb onto i'm like putting 30 pounds less than i weigh it's

00:06:28.460 like who is this for like this is this horse is probably gonna die from you getting on it

00:06:33.880 season yeah it's like so bizarre but you just are like trained for me okay just do 30 pounds

00:06:39.660 like a little bit less i'm like so confident i you know body positivity and so for this poor horse

00:06:44.920 i'm like i'm really small no shit well it's like when you go to the doctor and they're like

00:06:49.200 get on the scale and you're like should i take off my shoes they're like it doesn't matter hold

00:06:52.940 the bowling ball put a top hat on like who gives a fuck it doesn't matter and then when you get on

00:06:57.160 they're like yeah you're like all right well you don't need to do that yeah i don't need the noise

00:07:01.320 it's when i go to the doctor now i don't let them weigh me yeah you don't have to because it doesn't

00:07:06.240 matter uh but when i the last time i went i was like at the women's health center so i was like

00:07:11.720 telling her she's like oh i just want to do vitals whatever she did like the blood pressure all that

00:07:14.820 stuff and she's like oh you can step on the scale i go uh i'd rather not be weighed and then she goes

00:07:19.520 well it's it's really just for the vibe and i was like no i know i i'd rather not is it is imperative

00:07:25.060 like do i have to do it she's like no i was like okay perfect and then she was like can you just tell

00:07:29.460 me a number and i was like any number i could tell you any number 115 yeah yeah you said you said

00:07:35.660 eight eight pounds seven ounces and i was way heavier than that as a baby

00:07:40.040 i'll leave it as a baby i was fucking heavier than that but i'm so excited to have y'all on

00:07:45.120 the show i'm familiar with your lore but i would love if ever you could tell everybody else on the

00:07:49.840 show um how you guys got started on your pod and also how you met obviously you're a couple look at

00:07:54.160 you look at us look at you sorry we did that like we're pretending to be taking yes i swear they are

00:08:00.960 it's really um no we really are well we're both comedians and we've been comedians forever and then

00:08:07.100 kendall this is so honestly so embarrassing for me to say but i it is true um i had a tiktok that

00:08:12.700 went viral viral big time and i was in credit card debt and i said hello how are you yeah pretty much

00:08:21.220 yeah kendall had a friend that sent it to her and kendall was like who is this and her friend was

00:08:24.560 like oh this used to be my improv teacher and kendall said okay i'm gonna follow her and dm her

00:08:28.860 every single day and she did until finally i was like it was classy i kept it classy well she sent me so

00:08:35.940 many dms for absolutely no reason that i was like i guess i have to have sex with this woman

00:08:39.480 um i guess she sent me so many dms that she's hit the quota and um yeah and she was like i live in

00:08:46.720 new york and i was like okay goodbye and she was like no no but i'm like moving to la like i think

00:08:51.820 we'd really get along she's like let's just do one zoom date i think you'll really like me if you

00:08:56.940 don't no worries we'll never speak again it's crazy i gotta get back to this confidence

00:09:01.600 whenever you tell the story i'm like i must have been drunk there's no way i wasn't drunk

00:09:08.760 that doesn't sound like me at all it does not sound like me at all i'm like this hot lesbian

00:09:12.740 so confident yes and then we went on a zoom date and well that's it the rest is history i was right

00:09:18.860 you really liked what you saw and then i moved to la and which i was like this is for my career but

00:09:26.160 you know we're lesbians so it was also for love yeah and my dad the whole time was like it feels

00:09:31.400 like you're just moving for this girl and i was like no it's a really good career move dad you don't

00:09:36.200 get it you you don't get it and then like a year later we were engaged so i was like um definitely

00:09:42.420 moved for that but we then were like you know we're busy this industry is so we're always working

00:09:47.200 and doing stuff and we were like we want to do something where we can spend time together

00:09:50.900 and so we started a podcast together i love it's been an absolute treat because we also just kind

00:09:55.560 of get to yap at each other and that's fun and i love a good yap yeah i love that especially doing

00:10:01.040 it as a couple i love that for y'all yeah it feels good do you enjoy doing it together we do yeah most

00:10:06.660 of the time i would say there's been like two instances where we've had to be like you know

00:10:09.780 we're gonna take a pause on filming we're gonna have a talk that's why i asked because i do one with

00:10:13.700 my sister so i get it yeah working together is different yes and it's this hard thing where you're

00:10:18.640 like we're so we tell each other every emotion we have as it comes i feel like we're so just i'm

00:10:23.720 like that's annoying please don't do that anymore like in everyday life or i'll be like that really

00:10:27.160 pissed me off and so i feel like on the podcast it's like we have to communicate in such a different

00:10:32.400 way because we're like filming so if one of us said something the other one doesn't like we just kind

00:10:36.580 of are not trained in how to do it on camera so then there's just a constant awkwardness of like

00:10:41.980 should we pause or are you just like looking at you're looking at me too long and it's making me think i

00:10:46.700 said something bad so i think we've had to learn how to um that's good though be passive aggressive

00:10:50.720 it's almost like working in terms of just you've had to learn adapt passive aggressiveness yeah i

00:10:55.080 know i don't really have that either but my sister's very passive so sometimes it was funny one time we

00:10:59.820 were filming recently because we've been working so much lately that we had to like batch film yeah and

00:11:04.260 so we were filming multiple days in a row and then it's like you know when you film multiple days

00:11:08.260 in a row you're like i'm getting sick of talking and i'm getting sick of sitting in here

00:11:12.060 together and it was like i remember we were hearing like a buzzing noise or something in

00:11:16.800 the headphones and i was trying to talk through it and then dayson was like i'm sorry i can't i

00:11:21.100 can't i can't do it i can't do it because we were both having a really bad day like emotionally and

00:11:25.780 then i was like it's all right let's just untangle the headphones let's let's pause the filming and

00:11:30.220 when we did we like pause reset everything and i was like how are we feeling should we keep going

00:11:33.900 she's like yeah sorry i was like that was gonna make me cry yeah that's how much i was like no i get it

00:11:40.200 and i told her i was i'm proud of us we didn't fight look at us look at us well and it's hard

00:11:45.240 too because i don't know if y'all get this as much being sisters but as a couple it's like if i'm

00:11:50.340 sitting with my knees like away from kendall fans are like that's abuse constant yeah people think any

00:11:57.440 that slant fucking shit they're like they don't lean towards each other yes anything kendall will be

00:12:02.140 like i want to buy a new bag and i'll be like you're not buying a new bag and they'll be like that's

00:12:07.160 financial abuse yes jordan is withholding their money and it's just like every single thing so i

00:12:12.900 think that's the hardest thing as a couple is like totally we get along great everything goes

00:12:16.020 well with us but you know the comments are nasty people are crazy look up porn you can look up porn

00:12:22.700 like you don't need us like they really they're like they they want us like kissing on camera and

00:12:27.180 it's like we're not i can't like two adult comedians doing a show we're not but you know what i mean

00:12:34.540 people want it to be so like especially lesbians i'm sorry our community's sick it's not good and

00:12:41.080 they're always like you know they really i don't know it's they they want us to infantilize each

00:12:45.880 other in a way that we don't on camera yeah and it's kind of like like fawn over each other constantly

00:12:51.760 and that's not those aren't real relationships yes i was like you're telling me you guys you've never

00:12:56.640 beefed with your your partner ever right or made fun of them in good jest like sometimes when we do

00:13:02.720 that too like me and my man i'll like make fun of him or we'll make jokes about each other or

00:13:06.120 whatever and sometimes they'll say like i don't know i just feel like that's rude maybe she does

00:13:10.320 that all the time girl what the fuck are you talking about keep being like it was rude that was the

00:13:14.740 point yeah yeah yeah yeah his my message was received i was trying for it to be rude uh-huh and

00:13:20.540 it was funny and then they're obsessed with these couples that are so sweet to each other but they

00:13:24.480 have prank channels i said honey there's not what's going on behind closed doors you don't even want to

00:13:30.360 know we were i'll tell you who it is after but when we were at coachella day one we were driving

00:13:34.800 on the little golf cart thing we were going to a stage and we saw a famous couple walking back

00:13:40.000 there but they weren't on the carts they were walking because they were fucking fighting and

00:13:43.860 then we were like we drove past them i heard them fighting and then we drove past them and i was like

00:13:48.960 man been there i said you got to get your fight out before coachella i learned that the hard way

00:13:53.640 yeah day before you got to fight with your spouse you got to beef get it out that's right knock down drag

00:13:59.020 out yeah big big big fight that lasts till you get to the house then it ends because then you're

00:14:02.900 ready to part yeah and it's funny because my man and i did fight the day before coachella started

00:14:07.360 good but when we were day one when we were watching i forget who we were watching i think

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00:15:14.460 and we were like having a good time and i looked i was like man good thing we fought yesterday huh

00:15:18.780 he's like yeah got it out the way i said up top hit me yeah i'm just like if you're not fighting as a

00:15:25.920 couple i'm like just both of you not have opinions like what's going on even kendall and i have almost

00:15:29.720 the same opinion on everything and we still will fight about it right it feels good you gotta just

00:15:33.760 like get you know it's healthy you live together that's what i was like that's just like cohabiting

00:15:38.240 like you'll you're gonna eventually butt heads on something and beef about something also we get

00:15:43.820 bored like we had a roommate one time who was like every time i hear you guys fighting it's about a

00:15:47.980 non-existent problem that's like we come up with fake we're like okay if we had a 13 year old

00:15:52.300 and she came to us and she said i want to get married what would you do and then two hours later

00:15:57.340 we're literally arguing like we're not handling it that way we're not handling it that way

00:16:01.660 they're all hypothetical literally just a fake it's just foreplay for us

00:16:05.600 like enemies to lovers kind of thing i'm also like what you don't argue with your family ever

00:16:11.780 kendall's my family yeah exactly it's normal that's so funny one time i asked my man i was like if i

00:16:17.100 had shoulders like you would you still love me and he said no and we got to a fight we fought

00:16:21.860 about it for like an hour because what that's fucked up don't worry we love you i was like you're so

00:16:26.720 you're just so attracted to my small dainty you wouldn't like me if i had big man shoulders that's

00:16:33.320 fucked up that's so fucked up of you and i asked him a question once i was like what if i had feet the

00:16:38.520 same size as you same thing thought about it too he wouldn't love you if you had feet the same size

00:16:43.280 if i had the same size foot as him yeah what size is that a 13 come on which in in men's which would

00:16:49.080 be i think a 15 in women's but i was like if i had those feet you wouldn't love me and he was like

00:16:52.860 he didn't even say no he just hesitated i was like that's fucked up but what size shoe do you have

00:16:57.160 currently i'm a nine and a half okay because i like i'm 10 we're 10 so to me i'm like it's getting

00:17:02.600 too close i think what's so messed up about that one is you're like i'm almost there yeah that means

00:17:08.420 i'm skipping a jump yeah yeah okay yeah so you guys are both in the comedy space yeah how long have

00:17:14.600 y'all been doing stand-up for a million years it feels like i mean i'm older than kendall but i've been

00:17:21.380 a professional comedian now probably for 10 years and um what you know i went to college for acting

00:17:26.960 and improv has been my big thing um i toured with the upright citizens brigade for many years that

00:17:33.620 was my first job out of college but now we do a bunch of different bunch of different that's the

00:17:38.320 thing about the industry it's like you can't just do one thing yeah anymore it's like totally you

00:17:42.000 have to be multi-hyphenate yes you have to like write and act and direct and host and like it's just

00:17:48.120 you know which honestly isn't even just this industry now i feel more bad for people who are

00:17:52.920 like realtors and having to be like hey guys happy tuesday and i'm like oh lord these poor people i

00:17:59.860 know they're working social media into like everything now even like um artists when they

00:18:03.460 sing they're like you need to get on tiktok and promote your songs when i see them making tiktok

00:18:07.640 sometimes i'm like oh yeah i get it it's like there's no dignity in it trust me i know it's my job

00:18:13.180 too yeah i was like trust me i can't it's like it feels like you're whoring yourself out which you

00:18:18.860 are you are but like yeah you know what it is it's but it really is every single industry now

00:18:24.440 you know what i mean like i do a lot of stuff in the food space too and it's like i mean restaurants

00:18:28.760 are like come down here and eat a sandwich we'll suck your dick you know like it's like on tiktok

00:18:33.920 and you can't not even poor jordan had to get a foot surgery last year oh my god well first of all

00:18:38.960 it didn't go well that's what i'll tell you and then after they go i was botched and they were

00:18:43.420 like well we were like who is this surgeon and they're like well she's a famous surgeon we're

00:18:49.060 like that shouldn't exist i found out she's a tiktok surgeon so one of the surgeons in the orthopedic

00:18:56.140 doctor's office i was going to right apparently not my doctor but another one in the office apparently

00:19:00.960 they get such good reviews because one of the doctors in the office doesn't even do doctoring or

00:19:06.820 surgery anymore she just is a tiktok doctor so she makes videos talking about being a tiktok doctor

00:19:13.220 and that's why they have such good surgery and then that's how i got botched

00:19:16.340 so you fell for the the propaganda that they were pushing well i didn't even know i was just like oh

00:19:23.180 my god five stars on yelp at a doctor's office 8 000 reviews and turns out they're rating her tiktoks

00:19:29.080 and not the surgery yes but how do you know like with a doctor i'm like how do you know and

00:19:33.660 they're all evil they're all it's really bad that's like uh well speaking of we talked about

00:19:40.240 it right before we started the pit yes you guys watched it yes it's so good i'm almost done with

00:19:44.320 season one did you say i watched i was no you didn't i was in the room i've never watched a tv

00:19:49.960 show jordan watches tv and i'm like walking around the house kind of taking in you're just

00:19:54.340 little moments floating about yes this is what's gonna happen though is you're like you guys watch

00:19:58.140 and we're like and then you're gonna ask a question and kendall's gonna panic that's how

00:20:02.640 i always call her out now yes a big defense mechanism of telling people i know they'll be

00:20:08.700 like oh you know the actor i'm like yeah yeah yeah you know it's funny i do that with movies i've

00:20:13.900 told people i'm like yeah i think i've seen it or i've seen parts of it when i say that i mean like

00:20:18.380 i generally understand the plot i think sure i got it okay or i've watched it on tiktok like i've

00:20:25.140 watched a couple scenes on tiktok sure and then i go yeah i've seen it i haven't okay i just i feel

00:20:29.320 like i got the gist right which is like how i felt about um it's it's so funny because i'm like yeah

00:20:34.140 no i have seen pride and prejudice like once on my show with with days i was like describing the plots

00:20:39.900 of movies so she could guess them and so i was describing pride and prejudice as if i've seen it

00:20:44.320 i haven't sure i thought i had and by that i mean i thought i understood it based off the tiktoks i've

00:20:49.960 seen yeah and so i said with the most conviction in the world that like he gets pneumonia in

00:20:55.060 the rain and dies and then everyone in the comments was like that's not what happens in

00:20:59.640 pride and prejudice i go well what movie am i talking about i don't know girl yeah they're like

00:21:04.500 they're like i don't know what you're talking about i'm like oh but the whole time i was like i thought

00:21:08.360 i had seen it i've never seen that movie yeah but that's okay you're fine it's okay i lie about stuff

00:21:12.840 like that all the time i'm like when they say have you seen goodfellas yep yep that's like because

00:21:17.160 everyone also always has to you never see me there's just i don't want to go through this right i don't

00:21:22.580 want to do this song and dance with you i'm like yeah if you can believe it i've never seen

00:21:25.560 and so it is we have to watch it together i'm like when are we gonna watch that together

00:21:30.520 no i've met you two minutes ago i'm not gonna watch labyrinth with you but thank you

00:21:34.880 you know it's funny i have seen labyrinth i haven't that one i've seen it on vhs okay okay

00:21:40.080 it's one of my favorite movies i used to be really afraid of it when i was a kid really david

00:21:43.320 bowie used to scare me sure he used to scare me but maybe it was just the beauty was too much

00:21:47.280 for me to behold yeah it's i mean that movie's a lot those movies from that time are very haunting

00:21:51.820 they're very they're very creepy yeah i feel like those movies give a vibe of they're like we'll just

00:21:57.480 kill a kid you know what i mean like i mean it's like they just kidnap a baby like they just kill

00:22:01.540 someone yeah maybe a child yeah but like children's movies now don't give that off children's movies now

00:22:06.480 are like uh two pigeons eat a meatball together it's like fine do you know what i mean but like

00:22:11.780 from that time from the 90s when we were growing up creepy no for real well back to the pit really

00:22:18.300 yes i've seen all of it kendall's been around it she has the general gist i'm yeah uh i love it i

00:22:25.740 think it's so fun yeah i i i'm a fan of medical shows do you guys like medical shows i love them

00:22:30.700 and i think part of it is like me being a know-it-all as a virgo because i'd like to hear more things

00:22:34.940 to internalize them as if i'm a doctor sure so i'll like i'll get all that info and then if someone

00:22:39.880 brings something up that i've seen on the show i'm like well you know and i list the you're like

00:22:43.740 ct scans actually yeah bp vitals all of those things but i was gonna say in that show you know

00:22:50.500 how that when they're doing the emergency surgeries whatever they're like razzing each other yeah when

00:22:55.280 i was watching with my man the other day i was like i'll tell you what i don't want to hear if my

00:22:58.880 neck's been crushed is banter yeah i don't want to hear i don't want to hear you chiding against each

00:23:04.120 other and my throat's open like i don't want to hear that shit absolutely like the way that they're

00:23:09.200 alive and they're like i'll take me to dinner first hey bitch um there's a scoma on my throat

00:23:14.580 hey let's focus up yeah maybe let's do a quiet moment let's do let's say doctor things because

00:23:21.800 you're doctors yeah right and they could even be fake i know because you couldn't do that in any

00:23:26.660 other emergency imagine if you're firefighters you're like being dragged out of the house

00:23:30.920 and they're bantering back and forth yeah they're like not me saving someone

00:23:34.440 that's why none of them have jobs they can't they can't

00:23:44.400 so hard for them to get a job too much banter yeah too much banter on the clock truly i saw um

00:23:51.560 once i saw you know remember the show whose line is it anyways iconic show if you're an improv genius i

00:23:57.900 would have loved for you to go on that show that would have been crazy what if my dream my favorite

00:24:01.180 tv show growing up and my initial celebrity crush wayne brady wayne if you're out there all the pieces

00:24:07.700 were there weren't i'm gay now but i'd love to talk to you still i think he is too yeah i think

00:24:12.360 maybe he's bisexual oh yeah wow uh i saw a whose line is it anyways episode where they were saying

00:24:19.200 things you never want to hear your pilot say and one of them said did you see the jugs on the girl

00:24:25.140 in road d i laughed till i had tears going down my face because i was thinking can you imagine

00:24:31.860 hearing your pilot objectify someone get off the plane i don't want you flying it yeah

00:24:36.820 i don't want you talking about titties and you're sitting in the cockpit sure oh my god you're in

00:24:42.260 charge of my life i should be talking about the woman's titties and roadie not you you're at work

00:24:48.020 see i think it'd make me have the opposite i think i'd feel safer because i think i i think

00:24:52.940 men it's like i think the only way they'll care like i think me just being there if i was like

00:24:58.880 i'm the next president like i'm gonna be the person who cures cancer he'd be like okay i don't care

00:25:03.880 but the second i have like huge titties he'd be like i'm not letting this plane he's like we can't

00:25:08.120 go down we gotta get these roadie titties to florida like they're transporting a heart

00:25:13.500 a heart an organ donor yeah that pilot sully oh imagine it was sully yeah what do i always say

00:25:22.500 i don't know i always say i need to see sully i actually literally do i'm always like we gotta

00:25:28.780 watch sully and i never have she'll i'll be like in the shower she'll come in she'll like peek her

00:25:32.460 head around the curtain she'll be like we have to watch sully we have never seen that right up my

00:25:36.920 alley yeah i guess i don't know just like a plane crash i'm addicted i love that

00:25:43.480 something about it i don't have flight anxiety because i think i'm always kind of like fingers

00:25:47.280 crossing it for like the drama if i survive no no absolutely not it's you know we were i was

00:25:55.840 flying from i think it was pennsylvania belafonte pennsylvania okay oh yeah it's as terrible as it

00:26:02.600 sounds sure and i flew i was flying out of there to like somewhere else and then going back to la

00:26:07.540 and when we left we were on the tiniest little fucking plane because it's like just a short like

00:26:12.880 one hour flight when it was going up and coming down it was shaking it felt like this it didn't

00:26:19.200 feel like turbulence it felt like someone was grabbing it and going like this and i really

00:26:24.100 i never felt like oh this plane might crash but i was so fucking tired and so high off my ass that i

00:26:30.020 was like well if it goes down it goes down like i literally just made peace with it in my head i was

00:26:35.600 like i have found i have that exact response to near-death experiences like before anyone's even

00:26:42.140 we could be 80 steps from dying there could be so many things we could do and i am immediately like

00:26:46.340 it i turn to you and i'm like it's okay this is it let me go we were on a plane recently where there

00:26:52.780 was all of a sudden we like got up in the air the pilot had already warned us there was gonna be

00:26:56.200 horrible turbulence on the flight we get up in the air a sound starts when we're up in the air that

00:27:01.500 sounds like air from outside coming into the plane and this was right after that story of the door

00:27:06.380 flying off oh yeah this was right we were all geared up for the door lots of bad things that

00:27:10.600 happened on planes and it was so loud and everyone around us is like kind of scared and pressing the

00:27:16.120 like call button to get the flight attendant to come over finally the flight attendant comes over

00:27:19.140 she's like what she hears the noise and she goes oh no and runs to the front of the plane well now i'm

00:27:24.720 scared so we're all scared the guy behind us is like praying we're all whatever i'm like okay kendall put

00:27:31.040 your stuff away make sure the exit is clear in case we have to get up and get out like get whatever

00:27:35.720 kendall's like you know what i'm just gonna finish this chapter of my book in case this is it

00:27:39.960 i was in the middle of a sex scene it was smutty i was like i this is how i die no way what are we

00:27:47.440 doing putting our the planes crashing we're putting our our stuff underneath our seat inside

00:27:52.560 that's not gonna do anything no i'm finishing this fucking book yeah i'm finishing this scene

00:27:58.160 absolutely not i'm not putting your air mask on just kill me yeah you're a smutty book fan

00:28:05.000 big big fan it's all it's actually really embarrassing because i feel like i'm always

00:28:08.800 like i'm a reader and it's like bitch you're on wattpad basically like they're but the stuff

00:28:14.480 they're publishing now it's not even literature and i'm acting like i'm some intellectual but i do

00:28:21.000 love it well kendall's always like what does this word mean i look at it i'm like that's not a word

00:28:24.380 that's a typo that's why you can't read it that's a fake book this book wasn't even edited because

00:28:29.220 they're doing that now they're just not even editing they'll like go through i've heard less

00:28:33.460 rounds of editors because they're like these bitches don't care they can hardly read this is

00:28:38.620 their first book and it's working on me you know exactly i've read i've read a few recently where

00:28:43.320 i found out after that she didn't have an editor at all the author and i said well i could tell

00:28:48.720 because there were quite a few typos but it's like a printed book it's it's a published book it was on

00:28:53.380 my kindle yeah yeah so i was i had to read this sentence like four times and i was like

00:28:58.120 interesting you're like wait does supple have three p's in it

00:29:00.720 yeah it's changing the pronunciation of it yeah okay so you said your you love improv that was like

00:29:10.040 that's your your i guess bread and butter sure you love it come on jordan you do love it one of the

00:29:15.660 most embarrassing things you can say but i i don't find that embarrassing at all that's so nice and i

00:29:20.000 think it's because a lot of my friends are comics too so like caleb heron obviously like sabrina

00:29:24.720 briar they both told me that they they're very proud of improv but sabrina was telling me she goes

00:29:30.440 yeah when me and caleb like joke about it we both are like oh god that's so dorky huh because they

00:29:35.460 were both in their improv groups in college and then became presidents of them and then obviously

00:29:38.740 did it after and then they said then at at some point they'll be quiet and they're like god i'm so

00:29:43.440 proud of it though it's just like such a an accomplishment i love improv that's so nice i think improv is so

00:29:49.160 fun that's yeah and i love and i both think you're both so hilarious so i love to know about stand-up

00:29:53.860 like how's the journey with stand-up been well i don't do as much stand-up but i do a lot of like

00:29:59.460 character stand-up so i'll go as like i do mostly like character acting so i'll go and do a stand-up

00:30:03.760 set but like as a character um but jordan literally can just improvise um stand-up which i think is

00:30:10.120 absolutely insane but i the first time i saw jordan do stand-up because when you start dating someone

00:30:15.540 who's a comic i think there is like this really scary moment of like the first time you watch them

00:30:19.620 do it and you're like if you're really bad like i can't can't control the do that like i cannot date

00:30:27.340 a bad stand-up comedian and even know how it matter i'm so in love with you i mean this point we were

00:30:33.400 because it was during the pandemic so there wasn't we met during the pandemic so there wasn't a ton of

00:30:36.640 live performance so it's like two years in and i was like i have to leave them because they're just

00:30:40.360 like horrible at stand-up be so bad but we went my dad so my dad passed away a couple years ago in

00:30:46.720 his last year he was like i'm gonna get really into stand-up and he like called our local what

00:30:51.180 really happened is that kendall started to become a famous comedian and then he literally got jealous

00:30:55.480 and he was like i too will be a famous he also started a tiktok account there was he started a

00:31:00.700 youtube channel there's a couple maybe in reverse yes yes and so he literally called our look i'm from

00:31:07.420 a very small town he called the bar he was like put a ramp in put a ramp on the stage they're like

00:31:12.580 we don't have a stage so we'll also i guess put a stage and get ready to laugh your ass off

00:31:17.140 and i we like flew down to see him we were like all right what is and i was terrified i was like

00:31:23.980 what is he because you know how dads are i'm like you've never said a single sentence that's

00:31:27.620 appropriate yeah like you everything you say i have to go dad you can't say that sometimes it's a

00:31:32.620 little offensive exactly and i was like what is he gonna do we fly down there and he the whole

00:31:37.200 time to jordan is like get up there do something do do go up there after me in honor of me and you

00:31:42.940 know when someone's dying you're like you gotta say yes you're really tying my hands yeah you're

00:31:48.240 like okay sure and so jordan went up and i was like you do not have to do this and it was so funny

00:31:54.340 i think he was jealous because you were a little funnier than him he was like all right enough a

00:31:59.300 little he was funny he was he's funny he starts heckling you yeah he's a very funny man

00:32:04.440 yeah yeah that's so awesome yeah and i do stand up did stand up for a long time but i think the

00:32:10.860 thing with stand up is you kind of have to decide early in your comedy career like do i want to be

00:32:15.980 a professional stand-up comedian and go on the road as a stand-up comedian which historically is

00:32:21.920 hell on earth especially if you're not a man it's like you know what i mean like that's who you're also

00:32:27.320 spending all your time with it's like that's why i could not and there's nothing like transporting back

00:32:32.380 to the 50s which is anytime you're backstage at a stand-up show i literally had men come up to me

00:32:36.900 it's like i'm in miss mazel and they're like are you here to sing pretty lady i'm like why are you

00:32:43.520 dressed like you're in the sopranos and what is going on i'll take a cigarette sweet yeah that is

00:32:49.000 how it is backstage at any stand-up show no matter where you're at you're like we're wearing the same

00:32:53.280 outfit yes absolutely yeah so it's a weird vibe it's like i didn't really want to be around those

00:32:59.600 people specifically yeah so i was like okay i'm not gonna like go out on a lifelong career of doing

00:33:05.380 stand-up on the road especially because i also had other interests like i went to school for acting

00:33:09.900 and so did kendall and so we also do acting but once again it's like nowadays you have to do literally

00:33:14.680 everything everything yeah you know you have to dip your toe in all of it thankfully both of you are

00:33:19.640 very talented at all of it how's how's acting been i'm i'm dipping my toe in acting right now i'm

00:33:24.740 getting started oh my god so i'm always asking my fellow actor friends for tips on like self-tapes

00:33:30.180 and auditions and stuff yeah you guys how has that been for y'all has it changed since of covid i

00:33:35.200 know a lot of my actor friends have said it's changed drastically since covid well i think the

00:33:38.960 biggest thing that's changed is at first now you do so many self-tapes so there's not as much

00:33:44.000 in-person auditions which i think at first like oh my god it's incredible it's so nice i don't have

00:33:47.480 to drive to santa monica yes that's amazing but now it's gone in the other direction where it's like

00:33:51.940 they expect so much from every audition yeah so like i had an i had an audition for general hospital

00:33:57.560 last year and they were like we want her dressed as the virgin mary which what does that mean i don't

00:34:04.520 have that costume available and it's not a common costume that people have they want to be dressed

00:34:09.500 as the virgin mary so i put a tablecloth over my head and then i they were like we want her to show

00:34:14.520 up at the door and we want her to give birth dressed as the virgin mary this is a thing that you would

00:34:20.580 never have been asked to do right and the fact that this footage i didn't get the part if you can

00:34:25.660 believe it um it was so terrible i and i know this footage is somewhere and it's so devastating it was

00:34:31.840 the worst thing anyone's ever seen and i think they ask so much more of you now because like well

00:34:37.220 you're at home so like instead of just like doing an audition for a pizza company they're like

00:34:41.480 can you dress as a pizza pizza it's like no yeah but also yes i'll do anything i guess

00:34:47.960 you sense it and they're like damn she really did it yeah just want you to make like a short

00:34:52.980 film at home now which is not what an audition is no shit yeah and i think the hardest thing about

00:34:57.580 acting is well i guess not the hardest thing about acting but i think the most complicated thing about

00:35:01.680 acting in this day and age is you're going to get nine million pieces of advice when it comes to

00:35:06.060 auditioning and you just have to do what feels right to you because there are people that are like

00:35:10.320 dress for the part in the audition because it will help them visualize you in that part but then

00:35:14.760 there are people that are like do not dress as the part it gives freak vibes or it makes them

00:35:19.900 see you in a way that maybe that's not how they pictured the character in their mind yeah don't

00:35:24.440 do it with props because it makes it seem too solidified sometimes they'll even tell you like

00:35:30.260 have the line they always tell you don't you don't have to memorize lines you don't have to

00:35:33.820 memorize lines you do you do have to memorize lines because you cannot look at the piece of paper

00:35:37.180 but sometimes they'll tell you to hold the piece of paper yeah so it gives off the vibe

00:35:42.120 that it's still like a work in progress they're just making stuff up like that's the reality

00:35:48.480 it's all made up and you really just have to be like i'm not listening i think i also recently have

00:35:53.800 been like oh people are trying to like you know when you're in a zoom meeting and you're like this

00:35:57.720 is just so these people can be like look i had a zoom meeting like to their boss that's like all the

00:36:03.720 acting like people want they want something to say to you so that you're like you know something

00:36:08.460 right and so you can't like take everything to heart yeah it's truly so subjective in like so

00:36:13.660 many ways and that's that does make me feel a little bit better about it because i i've a lot

00:36:17.600 of my actor friends who have said the same thing like they're like it's really so subjective and

00:36:22.520 like sabrina bryer told me because she's written on shows a lot too and she was like i've been in

00:36:26.820 rooms with showrunners who like they'll watch the first two seconds and they'll be like no because it

00:36:31.740 just that person doesn't look like what they thought so it's like it's so subjective and then

00:36:35.760 sometimes i watch movies that come out now and i'm like i could do that yes well that that is the

00:36:43.080 worst part of this whole industry it's like first of all i haven't even got an audition it's not even

00:36:48.020 oh i didn't get that they were like we don't need to hear and you see this commercial that's just

00:36:52.980 you're like why yeah why was i not allowed to audition for husky girl with bangs in trident

00:36:59.400 commercial i wasn't even good enough to be seen for that i'm classically trained i have a bfa from

00:37:05.440 nyu i wasn't allowed to audition for husky girl with bangs in trident commercial like it feels very

00:37:09.460 crazy and we have friends now who will they'll see a casting that they're not invited to do and for

00:37:14.980 example it'll be like we want a jordan myrick type but jordan's not been asked i was not asked to

00:37:19.600 audition i was not called in for the audition but they're looking for someone that does and it's like

00:37:24.100 so yeah it's really warped and weird and it's like all of this without you yes put it on someone

00:37:29.900 else really hurtful really hurtful yeah and then they always cast a model it's always what it is

00:37:36.420 it's always a model dude i and you know what i was saying this the other day i was like sometimes i

00:37:42.220 think it's okay if we just as a society as a collective we're like i like this person because

00:37:47.320 they're hot i think that's okay yes there are many actors who are that yes i'll i'll name one

00:37:53.540 no i'm not even gonna name one just in case they come just in case they come just in case because

00:37:57.560 i'm trying to get them on the show okay but like there are some people that i think are like

00:38:01.640 they're they're good like yes can you memorize lines can you do somewhat emotion short um but

00:38:08.600 99 of it is looks right and it's like you're just nice to look at yeah i have a guess who this is so

00:38:14.060 after i'll ask what's wrong with that like there's nothing wrong with it but what i don't like is

00:38:18.060 hearing like oh this is the the new actor of the generation i disagree right

00:38:23.360 i think you think they're hot i think they're they're beautiful too it's okay yeah we can say

00:38:27.640 it i also think that something that's so hard is everybody on the internet is an expert on anything

00:38:34.500 so i you hear these people who have never left their home be like well they're a good actor because of

00:38:40.140 xyz and most of what acting that you're seeing is is directing directors you know what i mean yeah

00:38:46.760 that's so a big part of like being a good actor in terms of an actor as a profession is being able to

00:38:52.060 take direction and if your director is directing you poorly or telling you to make these weird

00:38:56.880 choices yeah when you're just like a lower level actor who's not like tony collette you have to

00:39:02.560 just be like oh you want me to do this thing that's bad okay i need money like yeah exactly just do it

00:39:07.960 yeah you can't be like no i don't want to because you're not tony collette because then you won't

00:39:11.780 work again yeah then you'll get fired and they'll tell other people yes and that's why you see these

00:39:15.880 actors you're like well wait she was so good in this movie but so bad in this movie i'm like

00:39:20.420 yeah it's directing they're just doing their job and sometimes actors get to sync up with these

00:39:24.480 directors that are brilliant and unbelievable and incredible and it's a collaborative experience

00:39:29.220 and it's awesome and then sometimes you just work with a director that's like not good and you're

00:39:33.780 making a movie that's maybe not good and that's okay too it's just your job it's not like a moral

00:39:38.800 failing to i agree you know what i mean to like sometimes have better performances than others well

00:39:43.600 yeah absolutely and then there's and i think a good indicator of that too is the fact that it is art so

00:39:48.020 it is subjective yeah so like what's one person's trash is another person's treasure exactly and there

00:39:53.120 are many oscar films that i watched that i was like i i don't get what everyone's talking about

00:39:59.480 i don't get what everyone's talking about right and i and i think to myself maybe i'm just the dumbest

00:40:03.080 bitch alive i don't know maybe i just don't understand art no but there are some movies i watch

00:40:06.700 where i like especially this last oscars i watched a lot of them and i never do but when i did i was

00:40:11.460 like i don't understand what everyone's talking about wicked yeah loved that one but that's

00:40:17.240 entertainment that's like are we forgetting this is entertainment can we please i had an acting

00:40:22.180 teacher in college that i loved because she would always be like i'm bored slap each other and i was

00:40:26.520 like yeah i'm bored make out like and i'm like yes that's what i want to see first of all if you're

00:40:33.700 so good at making movies why is it four and a half hours no shit why is it three it should be an hour

00:40:37.700 and ten oh bro why am i why is it taking up a quarter of my day no i should not be in this

00:40:42.220 theater for that long that's why i'm like okay minecraft movie that's cinema because they knew

00:40:45.340 how to cut down a script listen they said hour 40 listen and i i want to watch the minecraft movie

00:40:50.960 they've sold me i've seen a lot of the tiktoks on it i said you know what maybe 100 because i'm like

00:40:57.060 it's the oscar movies too sometimes i don't understand like i'm like i don't get what the fuck

00:41:02.460 everyone's talking about and some of them i don't even make it all the way through because i get so

00:41:05.440 fucking bored i quit and i was like but you know i don't see puss in boots in the being nominated for

00:41:10.360 an oscar wasn't it though wasn't it nominated for best puss in boots the last wish the most recent one

00:41:15.580 but it should have been nominated for animated but they don't get nominated but it should have been

00:41:20.420 nominated for best film and that is true i saw the movie and we first of all i had to be shushed

00:41:25.960 because i was cackling when she was upside down in the piano i could not believe so funny but i also

00:41:33.620 i'm like we say this all the time it's like comedy's not really like ever taken seriously

00:41:37.960 obviously yeah i'm like spy with melissa mccarthy have you seen i love that it's our favorite movie

00:41:43.020 we watch it every night before bed and that is mental illness the heat is one of my other favorite

00:41:47.600 movies ever and i'm so glad you guys have seen it because i bring that movie up to everybody and

00:41:51.460 so many people haven't seen it no we're we tell people spy that to me is the greatest film of the

00:41:57.080 century that i love the movie spy every one apple tv for like 34 bucks because i was like

00:42:02.840 kept keep forever yeah even even my fiancee goes you're gonna buy it i go why would i rent it right

00:42:07.580 buy because i'm not gonna rent it again charge my account thank you yeah we have it memorized this

00:42:12.680 is actually really private but i'm gonna share this with you oh no there's a theme song in the

00:42:16.780 beginning we've never shared this before publicly every night i sing it to jordan before bed

00:42:21.900 because we love that it's the spy song at the beginning she sings it but she doesn't like a

00:42:27.600 little voice and she does like choreographed dance moves with it yeah yep yep and i cradle jordan's

00:42:34.420 face and i sing every night and that's romance my sister's thinking me and who yeah me and who for

00:42:40.380 real my sister's like me and who for real come over me you and us you and us yeah you and us we'll do

00:42:45.580 it kendall will perform it for you get on over you sleep at the end like a cat

00:42:50.560 that's so funny i fucking love that movie oh god it's good why not an oscar that's what i'm saying

00:42:59.360 why not an oscar you know what's funny is that's how i felt when we saw hobbs and shaw

00:43:02.900 oh you guys like that movie actually made a mistake because jordan all my life is just trying to get

00:43:10.400 people to not bring up hobbs and shaw in front of jordan i did not know that okay well i'm a fast and

00:43:15.960 furious fan to begin with in general especially and i'll say it once paul walker died

00:43:22.540 um once he kind of got out of the way we were able to do some real fun stuff

00:43:28.060 and uh he's done a lot of weird things so i feel comfortable saying yeah it really took off after

00:43:33.340 things really yeah popped off in a big way and i think hobbs and shaw is kind of the best example

00:43:39.600 of that it's so fun it's so good funny i mean obviously we already know the rock is funny

00:43:44.880 jason statham once again spy so funny yeah jason statham is so unbelievably funny yeah i we i'd have

00:43:51.980 sex with him i would too would you like a lot of it yeah i'm obsessed with jason statham he's got to

00:43:57.840 be good at sex right i bet look at his wife unbelievable and they've been together for a long

00:44:03.620 long time baby i think they're like a little family i love that no that movie we went with it

00:44:09.660 was me my sister my fiance and my brother and we were trying to see something else but it was like

00:44:14.540 sold out and we were like oh let's go see hobbs and shaw it's like the spinoff uh from fast and

00:44:18.420 the furious we're like okay we go bitch i was laughing my ass when they're on the plane and kevin

00:44:24.080 hart's there i literally had tears going down rocks in that little like tan track suit i was laughing

00:44:30.980 my ass off i tell everyone to watch that movie idris elba as the villain

00:44:35.860 he's a robot in the future a stacked cast it's unbelievable a lot of famous people in that movie

00:44:41.660 that's why sometimes i feel like people will recommend to me like well have you seen conclave

00:44:45.960 i'm like no but have you seen hobbs and shaw yeah i feel like a 15 year old boy i'm like what about

00:44:51.580 have you guys seen ricky stenicky no oh get into it bitch it's on prime i think what is it has uh

00:44:58.540 who is it john cena okay love he's he's ricky stenicky and then there's like

00:45:03.100 chito santino andrew santino okay comic he's in that who else is in it do you know zach

00:45:08.900 i love zach efron oh my god i'm like john cena chito santino and i think lesbians love zach

00:45:17.900 efron zach efron is another person i feel like when we first met i was like you know who i think

00:45:21.360 is actually a really good actor is zach efron which is right i mean he is iron claw yeah well

00:45:28.320 i saw really good i saw mike and dave need wedding dates four times in theaters

00:45:31.960 which is actually should be illegal okay i do like adam devine isn't he the other yeah he's funny

00:45:38.980 he's a new movie yeah it's it came out last year but it's basically the premise of it is there's

00:45:44.640 like three best friends which is like zach efron and his two friends um and they like when they're

00:45:50.180 kids they blame something that they did bad on this fake person named ricky stenicky and then as

00:45:55.800 they get older get married all that stuff they always blame this friend ricky and then they

00:46:00.560 always have an excuse as to why he can't come to things why they the wives can never meet him and

00:46:04.980 then they basically fuck up and one of them uses ricky stenicky without asking permission and so they

00:46:10.500 have to basically find someone to play ricky stenicky and they find john cena girl they find him in like a

00:46:17.160 casino like he's like doing magic like david like he's doing those characters and like he's so funny

00:46:22.840 he's so when i tell you that movie is so fucking everybody hates that movie but me and my family

00:46:29.120 i can't wait to watch it and john cena is so funny in it i even told one of my friends to watch it and

00:46:35.320 she watches she goes maybe i need to watch it with you guys i didn't laugh as much as i was like you

00:46:40.960 don't get the art some people don't high art yeah some people don't get it yeah i feel like you guys

00:46:45.120 would vibe with it though since you like spy and hobson shaw i think so yeah i'm always just

00:46:49.060 looking for movies like the second there's a man in a suit in a movie i'm not watching it like i'm

00:46:53.980 not watching a man in a suit talking a little voice while pouring whiskey i'm not interested i'm not

00:46:58.460 doing it and that's always what the oscar numbers are i'm not i know they're so and it's like it was

00:47:03.740 funny because one time my sister and i were talking and she's like do you want to go see sonic 3 with us

00:47:08.160 like heard my brother and i go i haven't seen the other sonics and she was like you don't need to see

00:47:13.280 him dude she's like here's the plot of every sonic new sonic that's the plot of every sonic and she

00:47:17.820 goes and then old sonics team up and recruit new sonic that's the whole plot yeah and i was like i

00:47:21.980 gotta watch the other ones and then as the conversation moved on i go i haven't we should

00:47:25.980 watch the new gladiator and then she goes well you haven't seen the first one i go i don't need to

00:47:29.300 fucking see that yeah i was like with sonic i'm like i won't understand his lord yeah gladiator i'm

00:47:34.640 like i got the gist man fighting whatever yeah well i mean gladiator is like real world stuff like

00:47:39.120 that happened like who cares sonic is like a built kind of universe you know so i get it there's a

00:47:43.440 lot more complexities yeah i think in the sonic universe i agree with you i think you're right

00:47:47.420 what would you guys say is your favorite movie then i know yours is spy but what's yours i would

00:47:51.760 say spy is our favorite movie is a couple and then um and that's a thing you guys if you guys don't have

00:47:57.800 that there's something wrong with you um that's our favorite movie is a couple um grease is probably my

00:48:04.720 favorite movie in the world i love that movie i went through a real hyper fixation phase when i

00:48:11.720 was a kid yeah that movie to the point where i like bought everything grease memorabilia my parents got

00:48:18.480 me the deluxe cd set yeah i remember i used to put it in my cd player i used to put my headphones on

00:48:22.920 and i would blast that shit and i would sing out loud at top volume about that and every god bless my

00:48:30.680 dad my dad would drive me to school and like i remember i was i was singing my heart out one

00:48:35.440 morning and my dad would have to sit in traffic for hours taking me to school because we lived far

00:48:39.200 away and then at one point he like he tapped me and then i took my headphones off he goes i can't do

00:48:43.800 it today i love you so much i can't do it today and then i was like what do you mean because i'm like

00:48:49.380 11 and he's like yeah and i can't sing for shit but i'm singing like with my full chest like loud

00:48:58.640 belting yes i can't do it today i'm so sorry this tells me that we have similar dads similar energies

00:49:04.060 because i used to do pretty much the same thing but for me for a long period of time it was the

00:49:08.500 rent soundtrack and i would turn down the music so it's it's so loud it's blasting and then i would

00:49:15.860 turn it down anytime there was a curse word or a sexual reference and i'm also a child so i don't

00:49:20.600 know a lot of the references so i'm sure like my dad's confused because i'm like turning it down

00:49:23.820 for some things but not like other things and then finally one day my dad was just like hey you know

00:49:28.800 what i've actually heard all these words so let's just leave it on one volume the whole time but me

00:49:33.680 just singing at the top of my lungs yeah yeah but in the car for two hours driving me to school

00:49:40.600 theater practice whatever my dad just truly an angel from heaven i know mine too my dad would listen to

00:49:45.620 me every morning i wouldn't talk at all i'd just be sitting there in the front seat singing my ass

00:49:50.100 off like my life depended on it yeah and then one he's like i love you so much i can't do it that's

00:49:55.220 i love you though i love you so much that makes me sad though because i'm like that must have been a

00:49:58.960 really what did he have going on that day that must have been he was not that was a really bad day

00:50:04.880 just fired from his job and you're just and then you're listening to me sing that yeah

00:50:09.360 he just found out a friend from high school died or something that's the worst thing

00:50:12.880 100 yeah yeah so she's a couple movies spy yeah right oh yeah any fave any other honorable

00:50:24.400 mentions of fave jungle jungle book but no jungle cruise jungle book not jungle book jungle cruise

00:50:30.880 jungle cruise with the rock and emily blunt that was a good one even though they had him playing a

00:50:35.280 spanish man what's that about oh yeah i know there was some there was some jordan probably turned to

00:50:40.520 me he looked at me like why say that one because i know there was some problem i i love that i actually

00:50:46.880 really liked that movie there was problematic stuff with that one stuff that made you kind of go huh

00:50:51.040 and that was one of those where i felt like oh you just check in a box they're like we need brown

00:50:56.160 but famous sure the rock okay the rock yeah obviously obviously yeah i was like well i mean

00:51:02.480 whatever he doesn't want i'll take we have similar builds just ask me that's why i tell them all the

00:51:06.840 time i'm like it's funny because uh the live action moana when they did like an open call for it

00:51:11.880 um i didn't go uh because they didn't invite me and i only knew because i actually know a lot of

00:51:18.740 someone people who were going and doing the open call uh because there's not many of us and i follow

00:51:23.180 most of them and i'm related to half of them so i made a tiktok like jokingly going was anyone

00:51:29.320 gonna call me or i'm open i'm available and then they ended up like reaching out to me because my

00:51:35.940 video did really well and uh well first off deadline posted an article quoting my video saying drew says

00:51:41.820 drew off wallow says i'll play moana's dad if that's what it takes why is that the quote you pull

00:51:47.420 sure why did you pull of all the things i said like it would be so funny that after all this for

00:51:53.060 you to play moana's dad it just feels so embarrassing like you then it would be like

00:51:57.600 hairspray i'd be john travolta yeah absolutely right exactly i'm like moana's dad i don't even

00:52:02.660 remember him from the movie is he a big character uh well i mean i'm not playing him regardless so i

00:52:08.060 think i'm not too sure in the live action but i i did actually get like reach out from them saying

00:52:14.120 like well we already cast like all principal people but we know we have some side characters

00:52:18.800 if you want to do reads for them and i'm like i'm like sure i sure i go and like they sent me three

00:52:25.080 all of them men um and it was like uh like fisherman coconut farmer coconut farmer mad

00:52:32.840 yeah and i was like right i hope i get fisherman yeah because fisherman has three lines and these

00:52:38.800 other ones have two yeah and that's like i did them all didn't get one oh bummer but you know

00:52:43.980 what's funny is like i did the reason i was like wow that's so cool like maybe like maybe they'll

00:52:49.280 just pick me just so i could like be in the background whatever and then like a couple

00:52:52.860 months later was talking to someone i was like oh i actually got like a read for them uh from the

00:52:57.480 live action wanna and my friend was like oh yeah they just started filming right like a couple weeks

00:53:01.940 ago and i go i didn't know that so that's excuse me i have to make a couple calls that is the worst

00:53:08.420 same thing happened to me when the announcement of little house on the prairie happened they said

00:53:13.400 it's been cast i said interesting didn't receive a call the results is this how you tell me

00:53:21.320 you see a commercial you audition for you say oh this movie's coming out that's so interesting

00:53:27.800 it's always man that hit me hard and people were like a lot of people because i posted about it i was

00:53:33.840 like oh not casting little house on the prairie like that really sucks like really bad who would

00:53:38.180 you audition for for little house anybody i mean my dream nelly olsen yeah obviously you don't want

00:53:43.540 to be laura ingles no i don't think i'm good enough to be laura i don't have the charm people would not

00:53:50.520 root for me the way they root for her i think nelly would be great but they were people were like oh

00:53:55.200 yeah it's um they would dm me and they'd be like i think they're mostly casting children and i was

00:53:59.720 like i didn't even think about that i'm so in my like you bring up little house on the prairie i'm

00:54:04.320 still eight years old i was like i'll play the lead and they were oh yeah my family and i go i

00:54:07.840 got the fever spot pa we say that to each other all the time just because i fully miss this from

00:54:13.140 little house on the prairie come on it just wasn't a thing in my house honestly it's it's kind of

00:54:17.720 shocking to me that it was a thing in my house i don't know that's that doesn't really sound like my

00:54:22.220 family to watch the house on the prairie but you know kendall makes me watch like fan edits of

00:54:26.140 little house on the prairie isn't this perverted ones no not funny and you laugh at them you're

00:54:31.700 trying to play it cool and you laugh so unless that's fake i don't really know um yeah i don't

00:54:36.860 get it it's too i'm not i could not be less interested in anything than that time period

00:54:43.200 colonial time wagon yeah skip over it wagon time don't need to see could not tell you what years

00:54:48.900 those were but i'm not dust bowl era yeah just like kind of dirty wagon white people

00:54:55.420 outside a lot yeah dust i'm just not interested in that yeah see i'm good i'm very interested

00:55:03.960 why do you want to watch that i'm very interested i just want to like i don't know i want to like

00:55:09.000 she yearns for the covered wagons i do well i just started horseback riding lessons oh my god

00:55:14.540 and i know my my coach dare i say is like this bitch is so annoying because i really get on the

00:55:21.500 horse and i'm like playing pretend like i am like she's like trying to teach me helpful tools to ride

00:55:28.240 the horse and i'm just in my own she turns back your hair's in braids yeah every time she turns back

00:55:32.240 you have a new piece song yeah you're morphing we're watching the last of us right now and kendall

00:55:36.840 keeps being like she's taking one horseback riding last night she keeps me like anytime they're on the

00:55:39.740 horse she's like see this is why we have to learn how to ride horses and i'm like you're that's not

00:55:46.180 why we're dying in the apocalypse we have other skills we should probably learn yeah outside of

00:55:51.320 the horse riding part but what skills you're not learning any skills at least i started you have

00:55:56.900 all this judgment for what we should be doing why don't you start freeze drying something you know

00:56:00.460 everyone lies everyone laughs now until there's only a horse for transpo

00:56:05.240 that's the only mode of transportation no if the apocalypse happens i'm dead me too later i'm i'm

00:56:11.760 killing myself i'm like by my own hand i'm going out jordian keeps saying that jordian keeps saying

00:56:16.080 well if there's an apocalypse i'm murder suiciding suiciding us i'm like do not bring ask me first

00:56:22.580 please i don't want you and she's like and our dog i'm like no you can't you have to just make

00:56:26.940 your own decisions all three of us are going out yeah me too that's how i feel too i've told my man i'm

00:56:30.820 like we're living out that episode of the last of us with the gay couple yeah with nick offerman

00:56:34.240 yeah that's what we're doing i'm i'm i'm like caving us in like we're all in our own thing our

00:56:40.000 own water supply party till we die yeah once we're out we're out because live for what i know for why

00:56:46.700 i've said that too i was like i don't want to live in the aftermath of that no way i'm good you guys

00:56:50.760 kick it back up and i'll be reincarnated sure if there's no air conditioning girl i said once my phone

00:56:56.160 dies i'm out yeah i don't need to be here anymore absolutely my phone and my kindle like once my

00:57:01.400 kindle dies now i'm for real gone oh man yeah and there's just things where it's like i think about

00:57:06.400 it and i'm like oh i wouldn't be able to get a jersey mike sandwich they love jersey kill me you

00:57:13.500 know what i mean i can get a turkey and provolone with extra cherry pepper relish bye gun in my mouth

00:57:18.680 you guys don't have this at the end of the world no way i love jersey mike delish it's so good i've been

00:57:25.180 on a jersey mike's kick lately what's the order uh i get i think like i'm gonna be so real my man

00:57:32.400 orders my sandwich so i don't remember the exact order all i know is it's like turkey lettuce banana

00:57:37.160 peppers mustard what else do i have on there i think jalapenos salt pepper there's something very

00:57:43.740 masked on about a person ordering your sandwich i think first i'm like fully gay but for some reason

00:57:47.840 my instinct was to be like a man should be ordering your sandwich it feels so like a switch yeah i feel

00:57:54.460 that no i know he always he likes to like order on door dash and stuff i'm like sounds good oh that's

00:57:59.980 that's where i'm like i'm cool with gender roles in that part yeah you go ahead and take that king

00:58:03.320 i believe in you i mean i feel like we're constantly trying to put gender roles on ourselves like it feels

00:58:07.920 so hot i know nothing about anything building wise but the second i'm holding a hammer all of a sudden

00:58:13.240 i'm like why don't you keep your pretty little mouth shut you don't know about this go buy yourself

00:58:18.880 something pretty while i take care of this yeah i love it i'm eating it up okay sure i love it oh i

00:58:26.800 wanted to mention this we'll have to bleep this part but i did get a read uh for the new season of

00:58:30.560 um but it was for a small role to play a podcast host they told me to talk my shit in it like they

00:58:37.440 didn't even give me lines they just said like freestyle a minute of you talking about something

00:58:42.220 related to like misogyny the role is literally made like it feels like it was made for you yeah

00:58:48.440 and in my slate i literally said like i just want to mention i am a podcast host of two

00:58:53.480 if i don't get this that's embarrassing guess what didn't get it of course

00:58:56.640 and you know who did they got pissed off at me you know who did

00:58:59.960 cara delavine that's who's gonna play that part you know who did that's who's gonna play that part

00:59:03.680 mikey madison that's who got my part i fucking yep 100 i bet i fucking bet

00:59:08.680 every single time i was laughing because i was like oh no for sure for sure oh man well i do have

00:59:14.280 some fun facts about y'all what would you like would you like to hear them sure okay mentally

00:59:20.320 prepare i'm just kidding okay for uh kendall it says on here that you did your first stand-up set

00:59:26.960 at 11 years old i did i feel like that you know this is it was it was ultimately plagiarized

00:59:34.700 and not my own material but i did steal a professional stand-up comedian but it was i

00:59:40.920 was so young i didn't think i was like this is what stand-up is so i looked up a stand-up set and

00:59:45.060 i wrote it down and then i went and i performed it people were like that was really good an 11 year

00:59:49.780 old i was like god you wrote that yourself yeah yeah and i did and it didn't even feel like lying at

00:59:55.780 the time but i did i did do that well love that it says on jordan it says your appendix burst in

01:00:02.580 2018 during halloween what is this famous birthdays.com what are you looking at okay so

01:00:09.200 during halloween not to my recollection but maybe i don't remember what time of year it was yeah my

01:00:16.340 i 2018 was rough for for me um i got dumped very suddenly from some by someone or really it's okay

01:00:25.640 we're getting married um so it's fine everything's fine it worked out in the long run with someone

01:00:28.900 else but it was like someone dumped me very suddenly after for so long i was like maybe we

01:00:34.200 should break up i think maybe it's like not good yeah and they were like no you are wrong and i was

01:00:40.400 like sure probably okay and then um we went on a two-week trip to france and they dumped me

01:00:45.040 and in france uh on the kind of half there half when we got back that's crazy long breakup uh lasted

01:00:54.520 like maybe 48 hours and then um maybe a week later my appendix exploded and not just most people don't

01:01:04.520 have that happen like most people it gets inflamed yeah and it's so painful they go to the hospital and

01:01:09.900 then they remove the appendix jordan's fully burst at home oh my god i've had pain tolerance so my

01:01:16.600 appendix fully exploded and then i was in the hospital for quite some time you were also going

01:01:20.800 through something so tumultuous right before that so i'm not surprised you didn't like feel

01:01:24.900 anything sure yes and then even more so so two days before my appendix exploded i was seeing the

01:01:30.420 spongebob musical on broadway and i got a call um from my doctor who i literally hadn't heard from like

01:01:36.460 six months and she was like i think you have lupus you need to go to the doctor and go see some

01:01:40.600 specialists um so it was like just back to back to back at the end of 2018 oh my god and were you

01:01:46.440 excited though a little bit like once you woke up in the hospital because i feel like that's kind of

01:01:49.800 a dream after getting dumped to be like and now i'm in the hospital you're all yeah no a little

01:01:55.420 bit i'm gonna cash that in that's for sure yeah that's one free call to an ex yes and they did

01:02:00.760 want to let you know i'm in the hospital they did call me while i was in the hospital period yeah

01:02:04.820 they called me and they said i can't be there for you right now and i said you called me then hang up

01:02:12.100 the phone you dialed this number just wanted to call and let you know yeah i can't be there yes

01:02:18.640 and i said all right thanks for letting me know i'm high on morphing and i gotta go just want to

01:02:26.640 make sure you're still alive oh thank god i was gonna feel bad for breaking up with you

01:02:29.280 all right well i can't make it so i'll be there geez yeah so that was the end of my 2018

01:02:34.140 damn well that's not a very fun fact then i think it's a fun story i think we've all moved past it i'm

01:02:40.300 stronger now i have one less body part uh for kendall it says you had a dog named tinkerbell

01:02:47.280 who you named when she was five where are these facts from this is terrifying yes i do i i did she

01:02:55.600 was eaten by a bear i'm pretty sure but she um was absolutely delightful i felt so bad being a parent

01:03:03.520 must be so hard i don't think i'm ever gonna have children but when i was yeah i'm not so no you are in

01:03:08.200 good company here and i think just thinking through my childhood of what i put my mom through

01:03:12.060 i'm like i absolutely cannot do that and i on my fifth birthday i was like i want a dog i want a

01:03:16.620 dog so bad please can i have a dog so my mom takes me to a shelter which we were in the deep south i don't

01:03:23.200 know if this is as common i don't know this feels like a very southern thing but every shelter you go

01:03:28.180 to it's like not a legal shelter it's like what is this do you know what i mean where it's kind of

01:03:32.800 like a woman in her house who's like this is my dog shelter and you're like okay um so we go in

01:03:40.000 and they had all these puppies and they basically told me like this is like we're getting shut down

01:03:44.020 so like basically whatever dog you choose is kind of like the one that makes it out very sad i'm five

01:03:49.480 i was like okay great my mom was like oh look how many cute puppies there's so many cute puppies

01:03:53.740 and i immediately was like that one and it was a dog sitting in mud which once again not a

01:03:59.700 reputable shelter right a dog sitting in mud probably three years old so like traumatized

01:04:05.920 truly like tinkerbell had clearly been through a lot and i was like i want to name her jennifer was

01:04:11.180 at first what i wanted to name her and i then we landed on tinkerbell funny name very funny and then

01:04:16.940 i landed on tinkerbell i was like that's fine and this poor dog it was just like she if anyone spoke

01:04:21.680 she'd pee where she was she was like an absolute like something was just not there in her brain like

01:04:27.080 she'd run into walls like she was just i've had quite a few dogs like that yes and i was obsessed

01:04:32.580 with her i loved her so much i loved her so much first it was gonna be jennifer but unfortunately

01:04:39.240 we landed on tinkerbell yeah it's so funny i've had quite a few dogs in my lifetime but my man

01:04:45.560 he's only had one dog like and i was like oh bitch i've had like what feels like 9 000 dogs my whole

01:04:52.200 lifetime but that was just because like at we would like almost fall into having dogs like we

01:04:57.220 would find them yes or we would go through us but we're like we should get a dog and then we'd have

01:05:01.340 one and then we'd get like three more it was very where did you grow up like i grew up in uh the

01:05:06.200 inland empire here southern california okay well how does it say because i feel like in the south that

01:05:10.020 was also another thing it's like there was so many just like dogs yeah wandering around yeah and if

01:05:15.180 you like caught your mom on a good day it was kind of like getting ice cream you'd be like can i have

01:05:18.740 this dog like we never really seeked out except really tinkerbell like seeked out getting a dog

01:05:24.060 yeah same i think the only dog that we like went and got was like when my sister was like a sophomore

01:05:29.640 in high school junior uh she asked for an english bulldog like she really wanted an english bulldog

01:05:34.640 my mom loves to do this thing where like whenever she would introduce a pet into the family

01:05:38.460 she liked to play this game with us where she goes what are we gonna name it and my mom is like

01:05:43.120 obsessed with d names because all my siblings and i have the same initials and so we'd be like taco

01:05:48.280 burrito right burrito like we'd be naming something cute and fun i was like oh that's great great

01:05:53.360 suggestions okay his name is duke so i've actually already named him and i already printed the tag but

01:05:58.020 that was fun i'm glad we did that like my mom would have these same parties and then she'd be like

01:06:01.940 perfect perfect her name's darla yeah so perfect perfect perfect her name's daphne so like every dog

01:06:07.240 we've ever had we have never named like until i got my dogs now i have two little frenchies now

01:06:12.880 uh what are their names squid and tuna oh that's cute squid not d names sorry not d names that's

01:06:19.920 right i was like i'm rebelling immediately yeah i feel like i would be that way though as a parent

01:06:24.020 like i can't even with my nephews like the other day he had this like dragon lego and i was like oh

01:06:28.640 what's its name and he was like draggy and i was like that's stupid like i can't hey that's dumb

01:06:34.420 pick something else like name it a normal draggy like i don't know what that even

01:06:38.640 it was like this fun little game we like to play do you guys have any ideas perfect his name is

01:06:45.240 dracula yeah so i'm glad we all did that together that's a family tank yes yeah let's get the good

01:06:50.760 the bad ideas out of the way yeah perfect perfect just brainstorming uh it says for you jordan that

01:06:56.580 you used to have a job writing sleep stories for the calm app oh yeah i i used to write uh well

01:07:04.080 really i wrote one and it honestly has gotten me recognized more than anything else i've ever

01:07:09.020 done um yeah i wrote a children's story for the calm app which is like the meditation app yeah they

01:07:16.000 do these sleep stories for kids and you like i guess i don't know put the moment your kid goes to

01:07:21.500 sleep so your kid leaves you alone and i wrote one that i initially pitched it about like a robot or

01:07:27.980 what but in the at the end it ended up being like a napkin and it's about like a non-binary napkin

01:07:33.680 um and it's called spot the napkin and still to this day people will like i'll like work with

01:07:42.400 someone who's like kind of famous on something yeah they will have been like a normal level of

01:07:46.600 nice and interested in me like you know yeah not that interested in me on set or whatever and then

01:07:51.720 i'll get home and i'll have a dm from them that'll be like hey i'm so sorry i got home and i realized

01:07:56.200 where i recognize your name from you are the author of spot the napkin my son listens to it every night

01:08:01.120 when he goes to bed and i just want to thank you for what you've done for my family and then

01:08:05.340 they're like liking all my instagram posts and everything um yeah it's crazy yeah but i was

01:08:12.160 doing any like during the pandemic and like when i first moved out to la like you just have to do

01:08:16.700 whatever i wrote clickbait at one point no the calm app that's honestly really cool thank you wrote

01:08:23.340 something uh for that app that's so sick i actually have that app okay it was a fun era in our

01:08:28.420 household too because like writing kids stories is like so fun and you can do it about anything so

01:08:33.920 i would be like throwing in my my hat in the ring i'd be like what if it was an avocado that

01:08:38.720 decides jordan never took them there i was like no that's again she's like perfect bad ideas ideas

01:08:45.040 yeah think tank think tank you're right this is good yeah but it was nice too and they were like

01:08:50.280 i wrote for a couple different children's things and they were taking ideas left and right and paying

01:08:54.980 me money for them so i felt like i was like a 1980s businessman high on cocaine like i was just

01:08:59.100 like oh oh what if it's a dog and the dog plays soccer and they were like great here's here's six

01:09:03.860 hundred dollars i was like perfect um it was just non-stop um but it did it paid the rent for a while

01:09:09.760 you're a man of many hats you know you gotta be if your parents aren't famous for real uh kendall it

01:09:17.080 says that you used to work as a gym janitor i did that was my job when i was before i was on it's

01:09:24.240 called dog pound do you know dog yeah i do know dog celebrity yeah the black and white one

01:09:29.420 that's exactly right janitor at the dog i was a janitor there i you know it didn't pay well

01:09:35.140 the worst people in the world go to that gym it truly i'm imagining you in there and i always had

01:09:41.780 the biggest i don't know what is this because i've this was my kind of second janitorial position

01:09:46.820 and they never just give you a normal fucking vacuum it always is the one with the jet pack

01:09:53.040 it looks like the ghost buster literally i'm like you're this is just to degrade me like you

01:09:58.020 want me to never forget i'm a janitor hoover i don't need this 100 and they don't work they like

01:10:02.980 don't pick anything up it's like just for show but that was what was weird about working at dog

01:10:06.500 pound is it was kind of like they have the real genders to come in at night but to like you know

01:10:11.260 deep clean the floor and everything but like you're kind of the for show janitor because when

01:10:15.420 vanessa hudgens is working out she needs to make sure you're like wiping something

01:10:19.440 it was like very bizarre but it was my favorite job i ever had i like if it paid as much as tiktok

01:10:25.860 i would still be doing it because it was so like i'm like pretty introverted it was like i didn't

01:10:32.720 have to talk to anyone and i just like cleaned all day i did whatever i wanted and also like

01:10:37.440 i mean ever so often someone would throw up whatever but it was so rare because it's only

01:10:43.720 personal training so it wasn't like that many people were there at all times yeah let's be real

01:10:46.800 celebrities aren't eating enough to throw up no right if they're throwing up it's for something

01:10:50.420 else yeah definitely not yeah food they're throwing up like water yeah they do kind of fake

01:10:54.760 workouts this is not and i'm gonna you know they you can really make a change at dog pound i'm not

01:10:58.560 trying to put them down but just in case i want to go back to dog pound it is really wonderful

01:11:04.180 i don't know how the economy is not to go

01:11:06.080 a year or more and you want to make a positive change in your life you should definitely go to dog

01:11:09.960 sometimes women would come in that were like victoria's secret models and you would be like

01:11:14.720 these are fake exercises like they film it on their phone and they're kind of like

01:11:17.840 just stepping across the floor and i'm like this is not an exercise right for real it's kind of like

01:11:23.900 when i did we fit and thought i was gonna get jacked by like stepping on and off of a platform

01:11:28.540 and it tells you obese when you get on that thing on the we fit thing obese obese okay why do you say

01:11:35.500 it that way why is the voice two octaves lower oh why is it announcing it i can read i don't need to

01:11:41.940 you don't need to announce it to me devastate yeah so i didn't know it did that yeah it literally

01:11:47.120 would say obese when you get on it i'm not even kidding i'm not making that up it's fucking awesome

01:11:53.440 literally i was eight like i was like eight years old and it's screaming that at me but that's how

01:11:58.240 it is i got personal training one time and she she made me do like 20 squats and then she did the

01:12:04.380 like bmi whatever and then she took out a pointer which was so unnecessary a little pointer stick yeah

01:12:09.380 pointed to a thing two feet away from her she could definitely point with her finger just to

01:12:12.500 a thing that said obese yeah oh right well in case you couldn't read it here it's also up here

01:12:18.380 well i feel like every time like you go to the doctor no matter who you are they're like so

01:12:22.200 technically medically you're dead yeah um technically you're not alive right now and i'm like okay well

01:12:28.380 i'm fine yeah leave me alone they're like so you're wait do we want to talk about that no this is the

01:12:33.340 eye doctor i don't want to talk about that yeah yeah no i just need a new prescription for my

01:12:37.540 glasses thank you percent but yeah i loved being a janitor you just kind of like like just kind of

01:12:42.820 and everyone is so it is one of those jobs where it's like not a bad job but i think people's heads

01:12:47.340 they're like a janitor no totally god they look down on it yeah so they're always so nice like they

01:12:53.060 would see and they would be like oh thank you so much thank you i didn't feel and i eat that shit up

01:12:59.440 i'm like you're welcome of course but it was it did get awkward because i worked up i worked there

01:13:04.200 for a long time and i i like worked there past when i should have worked there it was hard for me to

01:13:09.980 like let it go because i was so scared to like not have any income so by the end i was working like

01:13:15.740 one day a week but at that point i also was like fully on tiktok and like fully like was being

01:13:20.520 recognized but like at the gym and that was very funny because i would be like cleaning up like on the

01:13:27.580 floor i'd be like vacuuming people like oh my god you're a tiktoker and i was like not very glamorous

01:13:31.700 huh just like you just like you i put my pants on one leg at a time yeah thank you exactly right

01:13:38.840 uh it says also uh for jordan that you were in a dodgeball league when you first moved to la

01:13:45.140 and how was that i was i i moved here and at a party the first night i moved here my best friend

01:13:55.660 lily and i were both drunk and we met this very nice woman and she was like you have my dodgeball

01:13:59.940 team and we were like incredible and then the next morning we woke up with like a text that was

01:14:04.440 like here's the time that we start today so we were like oh okay um so we went because we were

01:14:09.340 nervous we wanted to have friends we both moved out here recently and um it was horrible um as you

01:14:15.600 can imagine adults should not be playing dodgeball no never it's just because like when you get hurt

01:14:21.240 and you're a kid it's fine you're so resilient your mom takes care of you you're on your parents

01:14:27.620 insurance right but i very quickly realized as soon as i stepped onto the dodgeball court my first time

01:14:34.600 if i lose one of these veneers i'm out a job and in 11 000 worth of credit card debt now like there's

01:14:42.580 no world in which that is allowed you can't be breaking an arm as an adult in the entertainment

01:14:48.520 industry well it's also like well we're adults we don't have to do this 100 most times when we

01:14:53.960 played dodgeball it was like by force because we're in school yes they made you do it well and

01:14:58.060 that kind of leads to point out that the people that play adult dodgeball generally tend to be

01:15:02.900 bizarre everyone on my team was wonderful they were so nice and clearly just they're all comedians

01:15:07.520 people just want to like have fun and get out but we would play against other teams of adults that

01:15:11.660 were very competitive and i don't want to offend anyone here but i think if you're a very competitive

01:15:16.900 adult you need to speak to someone like something's going on with you like to the point where it's

01:15:23.880 that serious yeah i'm just like don't you have like a job and a family like why are you so competitive

01:15:29.300 about this board game or whatever this matters yeah 100 so i have a distinct memory of one time we were

01:15:35.980 losing so badly to another team that was really into it that the referee was like you know what no more

01:15:42.700 points just for fun now let's all just have fun like normal and as soon as he said that a man

01:15:50.340 standing across from me i don't know 50 feet away 20 feet away i'm not good at distance who was

01:15:58.740 probably like two of me stacked on top of each other he looked in my eyes and he said now it's time to

01:16:06.040 really have some fun and cranked up and underhanded a dodgeball directly into my crotch so hard that it

01:16:16.060 knocked my feet out from underneath me and i fell forward onto my face captain america essentially

01:16:23.740 yes um just a absolutely giant man what did i do you just softball pitched a dodgeball yes right into

01:16:32.460 my coochie and knocked you over like a bowling pin yes uh fully knocked all the air out of my body so

01:16:37.860 i just had to lay there for a minute and then i rolled over and then finally i slowly got up and

01:16:41.560 then i was like what the fuck is wrong with you i was like what is the matter with you now it's time

01:16:46.780 to have some fun and then you throw a ball into my crotch not fun at all something's really wrong

01:16:54.920 with these kind of two different ideas of fun a hundred percent but my my fiancee loves he he has

01:17:03.020 fun playing dodgeball which is strange but he i he's not allowed to play dodgeball anywhere near me or my

01:17:10.460 family anymore because he has a problem and i've said there's something about launching projectiles that

01:17:15.700 like really activates a prey drive in him i don't like his pupils dilate when he has the chance to

01:17:21.060 throw something hearing like sometimes he'll pick stuff up and he'll be like i want to throw this so

01:17:25.820 bad and people have told me that's autism i don't know i don't know if it is i don't know

01:17:32.640 in 2025 what isn't autism i'm sorry and i have a lot of autistic things about me too

01:17:37.640 they diagnosed me all the goddamn time every time i talk about anything the few times i've talked about

01:17:42.500 that they're like that's autism i'm like all right well it feels very primal to me it feels like you

01:17:47.200 know what i mean kind of hearkening back to like i'm a man i should throw something that's what i

01:17:51.980 think too but it it ranges very differently like it's not always at someone he just wants to see

01:17:58.820 how far he can throw it i don't know why like he's just like there's something in me wants to like

01:18:03.980 run and just throw this as hard as i can ever done discus is that what they call it oh yeah actually

01:18:08.760 we did that in high school together we did shot put and discus in high school together yes uh and

01:18:13.680 i joined because my mom said i had to join another sport my in spring and i didn't want to like run

01:18:20.120 so i was like well obviously i'm gonna do shot put and discus yeah because i'd just stand there and

01:18:23.400 throw and so i did it and because i did it that way he joined too because he's like oh i want a letter

01:18:29.380 too and i don't want to run and so i've watched him throw the discus and stuff and shot but yeah far

01:18:34.080 yeah not not bad dayson is actually really good when we were in high school dayson actually set a

01:18:39.100 record in our high school and got recruited like her senior year but she'd only been doing it for

01:18:43.400 like two months oh my god your boyfriend was probably so mad he didn't give a fuck what the hell

01:18:49.180 i love that i love that that's those lesbian arms i was a baby no dude she's dominating in that sport

01:18:55.540 and then she was like no i'm straight

01:18:57.320 know that she went to college right after that joined the rugby team

01:19:01.980 yeah all the pieces were right in front of us yeah they were right there that's so yeah i think

01:19:08.220 i commend you for joining that dodgeball team sometimes you put yourself out there and you

01:19:11.880 realize you shouldn't have you know not that way no well there's so many things in la too where it's

01:19:16.780 like you just can't do it because you're in la and i feel like rec league sports sports are one of

01:19:20.460 them and karaoke oh you can't because any time you go to like oh i'm gonna join oh a rec league

01:19:25.360 soccer team open to all levels and you get there and it's everyone is like an ex-professional

01:19:31.140 soccer player and you're like this is so annoying like i want to go home yeah when i first started

01:19:36.900 dating my man he was in a rec softball league uh and he really loved playing baseball he loved he

01:19:43.640 loved baseball but he was so big he played football for most of his life so he was like i love playing

01:19:48.080 softball and i just play with my friends and we have a good time and he's like do you want to come

01:19:52.040 watch me and i was like if i have to sure i'll come and watch you sure um but when he would go

01:19:57.280 it's whoever they'd play every team they'd play would be like just the drunkest baldest old dudes

01:20:04.520 in like their 50s and they're they're drinking but they're taking the shit so serious like they treat

01:20:10.520 it like the majors yeah yes the way that they're hitting the ball they're like foul foul like the way

01:20:15.960 they yell at each other and shit i'm like oh it's never that serious yes if i'm ever that old and i'm

01:20:20.400 doing this but that's like you go to karaoke in la and someone always comes up and is like an opera

01:20:26.260 singer and i'm like oh good for you legend what are you doing here literally i'm like but to me

01:20:31.640 that's so embarrassing to be like i'm so good at this thing that i have to go to like spaces where

01:20:35.260 people are like amateurs to show them i'm good at something and especially singing which this is

01:20:41.140 maybe jealousy because i'm so bad at singing me too but sometimes with singing i'm like yeah i've heard

01:20:45.460 it like what are you gonna show me a new note that i've never heard like i've literally seen

01:20:51.180 like cynthia revo sing and you think i'm gonna be like oh and especially because a lot of them i'm

01:20:56.520 like you're born with that so i'm not impressed i have you girl i have a rude question perfect why

01:21:03.040 would a man play softball oh because to my understanding no this and i don't know a lot

01:21:10.740 about sports unless it's basketball so so this is probably like just a short coming on on my part

01:21:16.780 but i'm kind of like in the way that cats are girls and dogs are boys i'm like softball is girl and

01:21:23.320 baseball is boy yes i agree okay he plays softball because it's uh less dangerous because i love that

01:21:29.240 they use a bigger ball and everything i love that when they use the little ones they're more likely to

01:21:33.220 get seriously injured if they're playing and based off the way they were fucking playing i get it

01:21:37.960 so like yeah i understand but that doesn't mean softball's easier it just means the ball and the

01:21:42.920 rules are different a little bit they like vary slightly sure but that's how you know softball's

01:21:47.440 for girls because it's like a smarter sport exactly they're really cool let's have fun but maybe let's

01:21:52.580 not be as hurt exactly i asked the same thing i was like why is it softball and he was like oh it's

01:21:58.320 because you can't overhand pitch you can only underhand pitch and it's like oh i didn't know that

01:22:02.180 it's safety reasons i love that because no one's a professional because we're all here in the rec league

01:22:07.600 you know what i mean sure uh but yeah that's not rude at all i asked the exact same thing i was

01:22:11.600 just curious so i thought such a lesbian sport i agree that i was like girls me and dace joke about

01:22:16.260 stuff like that all the time like we were saying cartwheels girl yeah gainer boy what a gainer game

01:22:23.100 what's that exactly you don't know because you're again yeah boy not boy don't know and i think it's

01:22:29.680 one of those like sideways back flips or something oh i don't fucking know it's something when they flip

01:22:35.280 into a pool or something that's something like that's like that was yeah that's like a fraternity

01:22:39.560 thing yeah yeah that's like that shit remember how old are you guys i'm 32 okay i'm i'm gonna be 35

01:22:45.660 are you really 25 yeah damn i did not know you were that young oh my gosh i'm 29 um but do you

01:22:52.240 remember in like in college around that time there was like that period of time where everybody's

01:22:56.660 obsessed with those red bull videos where people like jump off cliffs and shit yes those guys doing

01:23:00.880 those weird flips those are gainers when they do that like thing where they stay so straight and

01:23:04.880 they fucking flip backwards okay so i'm like that's for boys sure when when when girls like do i don't

01:23:11.540 even know a standing back tuck girl yeah yeah when a boys do like a jackknife into the pool that's for

01:23:17.640 a boy sure and i mean i do think if i saw a boy do a cartwheel i'd be like yeah i'd be like you're not

01:23:23.020 in a good way but a little bit those aren't for you those are for girls yeah so i was like front

01:23:29.520 flip girl back flip boy yeah sure stupid shit like that no i can't do any of these but me either

01:23:35.900 i have no skill whatsoever to do any of that's tallness i think because when i was growing up

01:23:40.620 little girls would be like i'm gonna do a backflip they have no gymnastics training i'm gonna do a

01:23:45.020 cartwheel or whatever and they were so good at it just naturally and i'm like that's because we're

01:23:48.260 so far from the ground that's like yeah plummeting my head off a cliff yeah i got a lot more i got a

01:23:53.360 lot more height on me yeah yeah i did gymnastics and tumbling for quite some time until i became

01:23:58.060 literally too physically large they were like you're too big that was me with cheer yeah you get too big

01:24:04.100 i was i was like when i was first doing cheer i was like a flyer i was one of those ones they're

01:24:08.220 like yeah up in the air as soon as i got too big and i had to be a base i said hey fuck this sport

01:24:13.060 i'm out i ain't holding another bitch no way less attention it's either me or nothing

01:24:17.880 yes yeah it got into in gymnastics and tumbling where it was like i was so much bigger than the

01:24:22.260 adults that were spotting me became a safety situation for everyone involved

01:24:26.780 get bigger people in here no because gyms are this big i know they're so tiny but that's the

01:24:32.140 same thing we were talking about this earlier how when people meet us they're like whoa you're

01:24:34.660 huge huge large you meet a celebrity oh girl they're poly pockets they're the smallest people

01:24:40.800 you've ever seen in your life i know and every time i stand next to them i'm like oh my god i'm

01:24:45.180 like i feel like they're like ah every room i come into yeah yeah they're gonna blow in

01:24:49.300 why are they so small what's going but not even like obviously celebrities for the most part are

01:24:54.080 like thin in a way that's really toxic and psychotic yeah but they're also like their bones are smaller

01:25:00.440 than mine right like there has to be some kind of anatomical study because they're so they're smaller

01:25:05.920 than me in every single way it's kind of like you know how older homes the doorways are smaller because

01:25:11.300 people generally speaking we're small not just not talking about fatness at all just like

01:25:15.220 generally speaking we're smaller yeah yeah and i was like now i'm like what did i get massive bones

01:25:20.360 on my list like i'm just like i generally feel like just girth wise i'm a lot like thicker than most

01:25:27.360 people yeah and uh all the carpets i worked during award season i the entire time i was like

01:25:32.140 everybody i'm they're like eye level with like right underneath my tits why are they so small i don't

01:25:38.680 no i will not do an influencer group shot no i'll sit this one out thank you because it literally

01:25:46.300 feels like i'm like the photos come back it looks like i missed what is her name miss frizzle with

01:25:50.460 her student yeah it's like it's so insane giant you got like on school picture day they're like okay

01:25:55.220 get in the back you're in the very far back they're like kendall will take it yeah yeah

01:25:59.740 literally the last uh the last one i have about kendall it says march 30th 2014 you dressed up as

01:26:08.540 the jonas brothers oh my god this is okay so first are you are you joe no i'm kevin of course that is

01:26:19.060 unfortunate and this i think truly actually don't know where you got that photo but i'm obsessed that

01:26:26.040 you brought this up i think that was my first memory of being like i'm gay a hundred percent

01:26:30.900 because kevin jonas probably it was a traumatizing night to say the least so my friends ellen avery

01:26:38.980 were like we're gonna dress up as the jonas brothers i think it was very clear i knew i wasn't

01:26:43.080 gonna be joe like i just knew in me like i'm not leading man material but i think i thought there'd be

01:26:48.600 more of a conversation around it not an assignment which i remember being that was my frustration

01:26:54.300 like i remember being in fourth grade and being like why is there not more of a conversation like

01:26:57.900 i don't like the assumption that i'm kevin and then i remember there being an argument between

01:27:02.200 the moms because like one of the moms was like well my daughter looks like joe i was like this is a

01:27:07.120 costume party for nine-year-olds let me so they were like kendall's gonna be kevin kendall's gonna be

01:27:13.200 kevin and like that hurt because obviously at the time everyone was like well joe and nick are hot and

01:27:17.480 kevin's ugly which was the whole thing which he's not but he at the time that was what people said

01:27:22.960 and so i was like oh my god i can't even do this and it was a birthday party for a girl on a rec

01:27:27.940 volleyball team everyone went as hannah montana like every single person was hannah montana we

01:27:32.640 show up as the jonas brothers and i remember my mom like his costume thank you so much thank you and

01:27:38.300 i really loved my outfit like i was really excited i felt really hot and i remember my mom like she put

01:27:43.920 a fedora on me and then she drew curls down to look like kevin and i literally remember her doing my

01:27:50.260 makeup and just being like i know this isn't exactly what you wanted but you're gonna have a

01:27:55.000 really fun time and i remember so clearly looking in the mirror and going i look exactly like kevin

01:28:02.080 jonas like what the actual fuck you're looking and you're going they might have been on to something

01:28:08.600 and i remember my mom like holding up the photo of kevin that she was going off of and being kind of

01:28:14.100 like not saying anything but we knew that i looked exactly like him and at the party people like kept

01:28:18.900 coming up to me and being like you look exactly like kevin jonas and i really did and then your

01:28:25.100 friends are like i told her i told her that i said that and i was so pissed because i remember and

01:28:30.340 you know look i can't hold this grudge because she was eight or nine but she the girl who was

01:28:34.160 joe got upset for some reason i think she was embarrassed because i if i'm remembering correctly

01:28:39.160 i kept wanting us to perform like i kept being like let's go on the stage and have the dj play a

01:28:44.080 jonas brother song because i knew how iconic it was i was like we're doing full drag yeah at this

01:28:49.100 point it's high incredible at this point yeah and she like cried in the bathroom and i was like well

01:28:53.500 now only kevin and nick are at the party which wouldn't happen like it was just like an absolute

01:28:57.600 nightmare going off the aesthetics the whole thing and i just think i had a moment where i was like i

01:29:01.820 will never be kind of it girl like this is me i'm i'm kevin you know that's not true the fact that

01:29:09.060 you're looking you're like i look just like i looked identical to him it was very like my face

01:29:16.980 structure because you can't go back you're now like when you take off everything like just our

01:29:21.920 heads next to each other very similar i believe you yeah i believe you i haven't studied because

01:29:27.500 you can see it i haven't studied because i am no i'm like i haven't studied his anatomy close enough

01:29:31.960 but i believe you when i was a kid i um i remember one time i wanted to be neo from the matrix

01:29:37.420 um i've never i'd never seen that movie i just thought the look was sick yeah and i wanted like

01:29:43.100 my hair to all be slicked back like that and i was like probably like seven or eight and i told my mom

01:29:49.380 like i want to be neo from the matrix and she was like well you've never seen that movie and i was

01:29:53.560 like no i know but the outfit is awesome and she's like well there's a girl in the movie like her name

01:29:57.480 is trinity like you could be her and i was like i want to be neo or neo so she dressed me like

01:30:03.960 literally slicked all my hair back she like put like dark stuff in my hair so it was really dark

01:30:08.000 and she gave me those little glasses and i had the trench coat and everything sweating my ass off

01:30:12.660 because it was so hot and i kept that shit button to the top that trench coat button to the top for

01:30:17.920 the whole night yeah i had like boots i felt like the baddest bitch alive and for some reason i always

01:30:22.620 dressed as men i was like i was i was cross-dressing a lot like as a child and i like always had the most

01:30:29.500 fun and i remember walking around that party and my mom was like you know not a lot of kids might

01:30:34.180 not know who you are because i was so intelligent they have to know who i am and then when i was

01:30:38.760 like no i was like i'm sure they'll know i'm sure not one fucking kid knew who i was i think they all

01:30:43.980 thought i was like secret service for the president and then but every adult at that party was like

01:30:48.620 that's fucking awesome are you neo from the matrix and i was like you're damn right i'm neo

01:30:53.040 i always wanted to be a boy did you like the adult attention oh yeah i love any any and all

01:30:59.760 attention i'll take it no matter who it comes from sure even like i've joked before about how like we

01:31:04.520 had to do a wax museum project when i was in fifth grade and you had to pick someone you admire

01:31:07.640 and the person i picked was king george iii i don't admire him at all i just i found him fascinating

01:31:13.440 because he's like one of the worst kings in english monarch history sure yeah and like it was so

01:31:17.720 concerning to my teacher that she called my mom like she was like hey i think maybe you know

01:31:21.580 she should pick someone else and i was the only girl who cross-dressed obviously

01:31:25.040 and then it was funny when i came my mom was like i mean is it against the rules and she's like no

01:31:30.500 she did everything for it and then she just let her do it who cares like my mom was always like

01:31:34.540 just let her do it who cares whatever my kid's a fucking freak it's fine and then my mom like did

01:31:39.340 my whole outfit i remember like she gave me a tiki torch in the backyard covered the whole thing in

01:31:43.540 foil so i had like a scepter yes oh i felt like the baddest bitch alive i was dressed like a

01:31:47.840 like a colonial man like and i had she put like a little chain on a blanket and and chained it to

01:31:53.080 my back and i was walking around i was like oh my god i'm so awesome yeah and i remember we had to

01:31:57.460 go in the library and they were like oh if anyone wants to do their little monologue you had to

01:32:00.980 recite um it's extra credit if you do it in front of everyone and if you do it with an accent like if

01:32:06.680 you're a pretty whatever and guess who was first in line top model me i was for i literally my hand

01:32:13.500 never went up faster i was like and then i was like oh my god this is my time to shine and then

01:32:18.760 i went i memorized the whole thing did it in a british accent probably a terrible one no and they gave

01:32:22.840 me a mic too and i remember what i was like high off the attention like everybody's watching me and

01:32:28.000 i'm like everybody's looking at me i love that i would say one of the most sobering things as an

01:32:32.700 adult though is seeing a photo from childhood where you remember that moment as a child and being

01:32:37.520 like i look so fucking sexy right now do you know what i mean like when you're a kid and you're like

01:32:43.920 no one has ever looked hotter than me i'm giving like peak angelina jolie right now and then as an

01:32:49.880 adult you see a picture from that day or that time and you're like and you're like uh-oh oh man yeah

01:32:56.540 when i was in grade school one time i was like we should join the we should do the talent show to my

01:33:00.820 sister and she was like for what and i was like let's just do it let's just do it we're gonna get

01:33:05.340 discover she does not get it and it was like end of the year talent show so it's like spring

01:33:10.020 and uh for some reason we were really into the movie 13 going on 30 and you know they're super

01:33:14.760 into the thriller dance in that movie so i was like we should do the thriller dance now did we watch

01:33:20.060 the actual thriller music video no we watched 13 going on 30 50 000 times and then tried to

01:33:26.800 memorize what little pieces they show and then that's the only part of the dance we did is the part

01:33:32.520 they do in the movie and we dressed as zombies and again it's may and so like it's not halloween

01:33:38.880 themed it's not halloween anything and my sister was so mad at me because she did not want to do it

01:33:44.500 and i was like come on it'll be so fun and it was me her and these two other girls and we we like

01:33:50.380 put white paint on our face like we're zombies music's all low i was like if i ever find that

01:33:57.300 footage it's probably so bad but there's so many parts of the song that we didn't know dance moves

01:34:01.320 too so we were just standing there going and then did you feel so good yeah i felt like i was on top

01:34:07.000 of the world i you girl i felt like i was in madison square garden i felt like i sold it out yes that's

01:34:11.480 how i'm like always trying to get back to that place right because i think there's so many moments

01:34:15.180 like i would like do a middle school the middle school play and like after in the parking lot i

01:34:19.800 would literally in my head be like every car that passed i'd be like they're like oh there she is

01:34:24.180 she was she was unbelievable tonight like the adults are being like where is she's gonna go

01:34:31.300 far i transferred to a new school in sixth grade and i was like i'm an audition for the talent show

01:34:39.220 so uh at the auditions i sang an acapella rendition of suddenly seymour from little shop of horrors

01:34:45.300 which is a is a great song it's a duet plus chorus duet plus ensemble and i sang all the parts by

01:34:54.860 myself being like you did both you did both the man and the woman singing to each other did you do

01:35:00.060 the makeup me in the shower i didn't yeah yeah exactly i didn't do i just i went up there and

01:35:03.900 yeah no props no costumes anything just sang it up myself i was like everyone in the room

01:35:08.640 was changed after hearing that they were so moved and yes and then i got a call the next day

01:35:15.480 that i did not get into the talent show because my talent was too sad oh and then upon talent show

01:35:23.820 day i found out that i was the only person who didn't get into the talent show because they let

01:35:29.100 anyone in those because they'll let anybody into it i was gonna say i didn't know you had to audition

01:35:33.880 for oh yeah you don't except unless you're me but and also i was living in south florida so i'm like

01:35:39.520 the talents that were in this talent show were questionable you know what i mean there were

01:35:42.700 some things that children should not have been doing um but my talent was too sad so i couldn't

01:35:46.880 be in it but now the joke's on them now look at us yeah now we get attention for a living period

01:35:52.020 well thank you guys so much for coming on the show you guys are fucking awesome thank you so much

01:35:56.480 for having us you're so funny i feel like i was like we really are kindred spirits all of us yeah i know

01:36:01.720 well i was thinking halfway through i was like we gotta get some jersey mike sandwiches and have

01:36:04.720 a movie night yes and we have a melissa mccarthy movie night oh my god let's fucking do it you

01:36:09.360 actually don't want to watch spy with us we're insufferable to watch yeah we will not shut up

01:36:14.640 we quote every line every time someone comes to my house and they say they haven't seen the heat or

01:36:18.520 spy i make them watch both with me and then when they suggest they're like well let's watch something

01:36:22.520 i'm like no yeah we watch spy because every time we watch it a new joke we're like we didn't even we've

01:36:29.380 seen it a thousand times like i didn't even hear that the first time but this is perfect we'll all

01:36:34.520 get together we'll memorize all the lines it's funny right right before we came out here me and

01:36:38.840 dayson were laughing about a quote from the heat like when she's yelling at her family in her house

01:36:42.700 we were repeating the same line back and forth and laughing as if we made it up or we're in the

01:36:48.460 movie we're not sure that's the best part but the community around the movie is an integral part of

01:36:53.920 the movie exactly it's priceless yeah thank you guys so much for coming on the show i fucking love y'all

01:36:58.640 this is great uh thank you all so much for joining us in this episode thank you to my

01:37:01.760 amazing guests jordan and kendall where can everybody find you well you can find us at

01:37:06.780 happy wife happy life anywhere you get your podcasts and we're also on youtube and then um

01:37:12.540 separately we just our names our instagrams yeah just google our names and a bunch of stuff

01:37:18.700 and they google it and it's kevin jonas

01:37:23.620 but yeah we have a podcast where we just give relationship advice and it's so funny and y'all

01:37:33.580 should tune in and you and it's on spotify yes yes period yeah anywhere you get your podcast period we

01:37:39.240 love that thank you guys so much for joining us i fucking love you you're both so funny you guys are

01:37:44.460 amazing thank you all so much for joining us don't forget new episodes of the comment section drop

01:37:48.240 every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms but the video lives for free

01:37:52.140 and exclusively on our favorite platform spotify thank you so much to jordan and kendall thank you

01:37:56.300 so much to all of you and i'll see you next week bye

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