The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 there's this woman at my gym and she every time she sees me this is like the fourth time that

00:00:05.040 she's done it she's like i know you probably hate your hair i know you probably hate it

00:00:10.140 but i love it she's like no i think it is so cute it is so cute i know you really

00:00:18.200 probably hate it i'm like wait

00:00:20.320 hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your fave

00:00:31.220 everybody knows me who cares about me on to the guest today we have the iconic the hilarious

00:00:36.740 the unbelievably gorgeous vanilla mace oh my god hello thank you thank you for having me i'm so

00:00:45.960 excited to have you i'm so excited i was we were kind of king beforehand yeah but i was telling

00:00:50.440 you i am familiar with your content um but only recently when you went super viral for the blind

00:00:55.780 boxes did i realize you were following me that's when we i followed you back but i used to watch

00:01:00.380 your uh videos when you were pretending to be a dj oh my god i was like i love that'll do it yeah oh

00:01:06.960 my god that is so funny that was like i feel like one of the kind of like little like shtick series

00:01:12.700 things that i did that kind of people were like still to this day like people will be like i love

00:01:16.540 your dj videos i'm like girl it's been like three years almost since i did one of those but thank

00:01:21.000 you that's the first time i remember seeing you oh my god you're so funny thank you so much i love

00:01:25.360 and i i saw recently that you got booked because your dj videos i did i did actually you said lying

00:01:30.340 on the resume got me yeah no actually i'm still scared i really have not been practicing if i'm being

00:01:35.900 honest so we're gonna kind of just wing it and see how it goes don't if they're watching this

00:01:40.540 people who booked me just no it's going great it's really going great but um yeah so i am excited

00:01:45.180 about that but i mean nervous but it's gonna be great i think so it's all about vibes yeah

00:01:50.700 also when it comes to djing i've told everyone already that i have picked up djing as a hobby

00:01:56.820 or i'm trying to anyway i figure if white dudes especially can do it i can do it absolutely i can

00:02:02.500 master anything they touch like and i can't sing for shit and i'll do it better yeah exactly yeah

00:02:07.440 and i can't sing at all so i'm like they're gonna let me in that music industry one way or another

00:02:11.080 figure that's my way yeah and you just kind of i feel like again like you said the vibe like it's

00:02:15.540 just as long as you look good up there right it really doesn't matter like are they gonna know

00:02:20.360 like if if my whole set's pre-recorded like who's really gonna know you know what i mean i look good

00:02:24.660 so that's yeah what they're gonna remember yes exactly exactly and i remember when i was saying

00:02:29.820 that i was like i'm being serious and i got like all the shit for it like i got the table like

00:02:34.300 my man got me a table and like programming and all this stuff i really have fun doing it it is

00:02:39.240 very hard but i'm having a good time and i remember my friend was asking me she's like

00:02:43.320 who are you djing for like who's the audience and i was like the horse like literally like the horse i

00:02:48.520 need people to bust it open yeah exactly on this i'm like now right i want you to have the feeling

00:02:54.200 that i had in the club yeah when i was in the club back and the clubs are gone nobody wants to

00:02:59.420 dance nobody wants to dance nobody wants to get down like it's just it's really honestly it's

00:03:04.180 it's horrible it's so tragic and that's no seriously though that's the thing i'm just like if i

00:03:08.880 am like in the club like i want to shake a little ass like is that too much to ask for nowadays like

00:03:14.360 dance and not be like threatened yeah yeah actually so i'm just like yeah and that's why you know again

00:03:20.000 the event that i'm going to be doing it's like around pride so i'm just like okay great so it's just

00:03:24.040 going to be like all the girls gays days like yeah and we're all just going to have a good time so

00:03:27.720 that's what i'm trying to dj for yeah for real exactly i was like they're gonna love it regardless

00:03:31.300 right because i i went to coachella this year did you go to coachella no it was fun it was a good

00:03:36.240 time that's my personal nightmare is coachella i'm like honestly honestly you know what's funny

00:03:41.400 mine too really but you know it's so brave that's honestly very brave for you yeah i remember i was

00:03:46.740 going i was like i'm prioritizing whore sets this year because all my friends are gay which i love

00:03:52.220 but they are annoying and so like they want to go hold hands in the grass and watch the marias

00:03:56.960 i would love to do that i'll do that too but i was like but also i am gonna make a stop at glorilla

00:04:01.700 i don't want anyone to get mad at me yeah but i went and saw dj mustard and that was the best set

00:04:08.180 i've ever watched in my life and i'm being so serious no i bet it was honestly it was the best

00:04:12.040 he is my mozart yeah honestly the mozart of our generation my mozart for real like no so good i

00:04:20.060 oh my god he has so many like bangers so many i couldn't even like i couldn't even fathom what

00:04:26.420 that was like he opened with rack city and brought out taiga which but the song banging right right

00:04:33.260 and it was funny because he was on at the same time as lady gaga oh and i love lady gaga but see i

00:04:39.220 would buy tickets to go see lady gaga i wouldn't buy tickets to go see mustard so i was weighing my

00:04:44.160 bets i was like okay maybe i'll maybe i'll split the difference right right and then i heard those like

00:04:48.500 first three bars of rack city i was like i ain't you were like just like yeah you're like i'm sorry

00:04:54.240 gaga forgive me gaga like forgive me yeah i and then right after that he played like i'm different

00:04:59.560 by two chains okay and paranoid by ty dolla sign i was like i'm sad i'm yeah i mean like these are

00:05:04.360 like these are bangers sorry yeah i sorry gaga i'm sorry but now i can't wait for that to be you

00:05:10.900 you being dj mustard oh yeah and then i'm gonna go enjoy your set yeah i'm looking forward to it i know

00:05:15.960 i'm honestly i'm just like that's why i just want to get up there and just like do stuff that

00:05:19.460 like no one's ever done like and i don't know pop a titty like i don't know like it's just something

00:05:23.820 like it just needs to be different it needs to be like it's like you said it's just like the white

00:05:27.600 guys it's like okay we get it like the fist bump it's like it's so tired like i need to do something

00:05:32.160 different something out of the box yeah yeah but i want to i want to back up a little bit talk about

00:05:36.840 your lore how you got into i know you stream you do youtube and now you're doing obviously tiktok too

00:05:41.940 but i'd love to know how you got into content creation how'd you get started okay so basically

00:05:46.320 um i posted a tiktok one day and uh it i literally posted it and closed my phone went to bed and i

00:05:54.100 woke up and had like a million likes i'm like what the like i just it was like 2018 i'm like i don't

00:05:58.340 even know how this app works so i'm being honest like you remember what it was and it was okay it's

00:06:02.260 this video of me and um i have this light up pinata that i got from this arcade and it's just

00:06:11.040 plastic and it has like a little stick that it comes with and every time you hit the hit it with

00:06:15.720 a stick it like changes a different color and in the video i'm just like i'm gonna act out a scene

00:06:20.600 if i were on a date and this is what i would do and so i like and you're just beating and i'm just like

00:06:25.960 let me set some mood lighting and i just like beat the shit out of a pinata and it turns like a million

00:06:30.780 different colors and it just went like stupid viral whatever and um i was like oh cool like that's cool

00:06:36.320 and then i just like never again because i was like this was back when like nobody took tiktok

00:06:40.380 seriously they all thought it was like like musically like a joke kind of a thing so i just

00:06:44.740 was like okay that's cool and then never really did anything with it um and then uh i started

00:06:50.380 streaming on twitch in like 2021 and it was more just like for me like for fun and it would be like

00:06:56.500 literally me and like four of my friends in the chat and i'd be like hey guys like and i'd be like

00:07:00.660 yeah literally dumb bitches saying exactly like literally like my two brain cells in the thing like

00:07:05.900 it was just like yeah and so it was more like for fun and for me something i would do like on my

00:07:11.080 free time um and because i used to dance too i used to dance at the strip club and that was yeah

00:07:16.980 like oh my god i'm so glad i'm out girl oh yeah i'm happy for you yeah thank you thank you but um

00:07:23.800 so that was the thing too it was like it became something where i was like okay i mean i gotta i gotta

00:07:28.100 work mom's gotta make some money so i couldn't really stream as often as i wanted to so i kind of

00:07:32.040 like you know put that to the side for a little bit yeah and then um started posting more on tiktok

00:07:36.780 doing the dj stuff and like just kind of random stuff and like gaining a little bit more of a

00:07:40.760 following and then found out that you could go live on tiktok almost like a twitch kind of a thing

00:07:45.860 where you could stream your like desktop and like play games on there too so i was like oh let me try

00:07:50.020 this out and um that went really well and people were like come come over to twitch i was like

00:07:54.560 girl i i was where were y'all at i was there it was me and my three literally i was like where were you

00:08:00.020 guys so um i eventually went back over there and then now it's kind of like what it is now like

00:08:05.920 period yeah and then recently very recently you went super viral for the blind box yes and how i know i

00:08:12.620 also know you have an extensive collection i know you love to collect love a trinket what you love a

00:08:17.340 little tchotchke yeah i love it's so funny because i saw your videos of where you're showing your shelf

00:08:22.120 with all your uh collectibles and it's funny because my sister's house looks exactly like yours really

00:08:29.200 all the same thing she collects them puts them in where dishes should be should they're all inside

00:08:33.500 cabinet yeah she has an all glass cabinet in the kitchen and she's like well that's where all my

00:08:38.220 sunny angels are gonna go yeah yeah i go where you're supposed to put crystal she's like yeah

00:08:42.020 yeah right here i have the little shelves and everything it's perfect yeah like her house i feel

00:08:46.260 her i feel her on that like no literally i'm like everything needs to be like in its little place

00:08:51.240 untouched like and i love it it's just i just love looking at it it's just one of those things i'm

00:08:55.240 like i love tiny things anything cute and tiny i'm like sign an ugly little collectible yeah just

00:09:00.060 just sign me up literally i'm like oh my god just give it to me i need it yeah when i see little

00:09:04.600 ugly things i'm like my sister would love that you're like oh she would die like and i'll buy it

00:09:09.000 for her yeah and she'll be like oh she's like that's the best thing i've ever seen literally me i'm like

00:09:13.160 i don't know what it is i don't know what it is about it but i'm just like i need that in my pocket

00:09:17.280 now like i just need it take that home yeah one time my my fiancee he was buying coffee for us

00:09:24.040 and then he saw these little stickers and there was one that was like cherries but they had these

00:09:28.520 ugly little faces on them they were like hand-drawn stickers it looked really cool and he got it and

00:09:33.520 he was like oh here's coffee for everyone and then he gave it to my sister and she goes what's this

00:09:37.340 and he goes i saw i just thought you'd like it because don't you like stuff like this and she was

00:09:40.700 like yeah whatever whatever like i don't want men getting like all right like he's he's in too deep

00:09:48.240 now like yeah that's so funny fuck ever it was like last year she's done him for years

00:09:52.680 oh my god and then like yeah like a blind box like if there is just like if there's options it's just

00:09:59.580 it's girl gambling that's really all it is it's just it's girl gambling it's like it's just it's

00:10:04.140 fun it's a mystery it's exciting the adrenaline every time i'm like yeah this like this this fits i

00:10:09.140 like i think it's cute too that you were like it doesn't matter how old you are you can still buy

00:10:12.820 things that bring you joy yeah okay like why do we have to act like yeah like we can't just like

00:10:17.220 stuff anymore like i have to okay like let me get my briefcase and here i go like like please

00:10:21.920 like can i just like like a little sunny angel is i'm gonna kill somebody you crack you crack

00:10:25.720 your briefcase it's all sunny angels yeah no literally i'm like all skull pandas inside yeah

00:10:30.960 let me go through my files yeah uh do you have any goals any goals that you want to do like

00:10:37.240 anything you want to pursue now that you're kind of leaning in full time to social

00:10:40.780 like as far as like like a podcast you want to act i mean i think it would be cool to have like

00:10:47.280 some some sort of little like cameo on like a little show or something that'd be cool to have

00:10:51.300 a little like side you know role where they're like wait i've seen her like something cute like

00:10:55.840 that would be so i would live i think that'd be that would be cool um i've like dabbled in that the

00:11:00.820 idea of like doing some sort of like acting kind of a thing i think you would thrive and you have an

00:11:05.640 unclockable face and i'm being so dead ass you have a beautiful gorgeous face oh my god thank you

00:11:10.700 so much and that's half the battle oh yeah honestly i know seriously yeah yeah oh my god

00:11:16.460 thank you so much yeah of course i'm one of those people i'm like i hate my side profile so i'm always

00:11:22.560 just like so bad like literally so bad it's like this like meme in my community like whenever they'll

00:11:27.480 like screenshot they're like oh here we go like here's your side proof like and they'll like send

00:11:31.280 it i'm like enough enough like they know how much i hate it and they're like oof this is not a good

00:11:35.820 angle i will say when i started like doing this for a living i had never looked at myself more

00:11:41.520 ever in my life i like and also like i'm sure you could tell about me i've had it i've had an

00:11:46.200 unbridled confidence for a long ass time like it's i joke that i was well i was like balls deep in

00:11:53.280 body neutrality until i started doing this like i remember when i first started dating my man i

00:11:59.460 started gaining weight obviously he's happy weight whatever yeah it's a fuck and i had a belly button

00:12:03.700 piercing at the time and my belly button rings like weren't fitting anymore and i was like that's

00:12:08.960 so weird what's happening yeah and then i literally told my man i was like they just make them in

00:12:12.880 different sizes you know like some are small some are short well that's not true really that's not

00:12:18.480 true at all they're all the same size oh that just was to me i just had a bigger belly so they just

00:12:23.080 weren't fitting you're like oh okay i thought that there was like the extra small extra large like i

00:12:29.000 didn't even consider yeah consider the fact that maybe a few pounds could have been added on like no

00:12:33.460 they're no this one's like it's shrunk in the wash or something i don't know something's definitely

00:12:37.900 wrong with this one yeah it's defective yeah but once i started doing this for a living i started

00:12:41.900 i started being not even looking at myself it was almost like how people would perceive me

00:12:46.600 because to this day i was just telling tracy might tell this to this day i still get compliments like

00:12:52.300 they're supposed to be compliments in person where they go you're so much prettier in person

00:12:57.200 and i go oh right okay okay what did you mean by that so let's break that down actually so when

00:13:04.000 you say that and i like and it's like hearing it for i'm not kidding years i've heard that for years

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00:14:08.940 responsibly you guys are starting to make me think i'm boof ass like am i literally like do like what do i

00:14:14.760 look like on this camera to you people like i'm actually scared no that's that any oh any sort of

00:14:21.000 like backhanded thing like that oh my god like literally grinds my gears so bad get used to it

00:14:26.620 yeah i know i know i i posted a video i posted a video not too long ago about there's this woman at

00:14:32.320 my gym and she every time she sees me this is like the fourth time that she's done it she's like

00:14:37.380 i know you probably hate your hair i know you probably hate it but i love it she's like no i

00:14:45.880 think it is so cute it is so cute i know you really probably hate it i'm like wait i'm actually

00:14:52.720 this is like i want my hair to look like this i'm like wait uh and i'm like oh you're i've actually

00:14:58.620 never felt more confident about yeah i'm like actually wait i really like you right now i'm like

00:15:03.280 wait should i shave it off again like i don't know so i'm like oh this is like i'm not this is

00:15:08.280 like the third or fourth time she's done this like i see her like multiple times like the first time

00:15:12.180 it was like your hair is so cute your little curls and then it like progressively got like more and

00:15:16.520 more like like now i feel like she's gonna be like your hair i know you cannot fucking stand it

00:15:21.700 like i feel like it's just gonna get worse every time i see this woman so here she comes ugly haircut

00:15:26.880 girl i'm like what what did i do but it's it's like and i don't even know how to respond in that

00:15:34.440 moment because she's so she's genuinely so nice like i really don't think she realized they're not

00:15:38.660 meaning to be rude i'm like you know what girl yeah i love my fuck ass haircut i guess you know

00:15:42.640 whatever yeah you're right you're right i fucking love your haircut thank you i even recently i i got

00:15:48.840 that when i was hosting i was at the grove right and i was like uh i hosted something with my friend

00:15:54.200 dylan mulvaney and then after i finished i was walking around and this lady came up to me she's

00:15:57.960 like i fucking love you she's like an older white woman fucking love you love yourself walks away

00:16:02.920 and then my fiancee goes that lady was at the talk thing and i go oh was she she was like in the

00:16:08.120 audience he goes no she walked by while you were talking on the mic and she like they like roped it

00:16:14.180 off so she was outside the rope right behind my fiancee and she goes oh i know that girl that girl's on

00:16:18.920 tiktok she like makes fun of men i love her and then while she's watching she goes man she

00:16:24.060 looks better in person and then she walks away like will it ever end no and i when he tells me

00:16:29.640 i go i wasn't even there and i got hit like she fucking hit me and i wasn't even like literally

00:16:34.200 like like behind the like take me out of the back of the barn behind the head like like oh my god

00:16:38.760 like are you kidding me i can't catch a break yeah i said girl let me get up like like literally oh my

00:16:43.780 god that's so funny there was actually this is so humbling but what genuinely one of the funniest

00:16:48.840 comments like that i've ever seen i did a jubilee video a while back and it was one of those like

00:16:54.460 dating by like it was like by body type kind of a thing okay and so we're it's we're literally like

00:17:00.380 damn near in our underwear and it's like one of the ones where they pull the curtain up and stuff

00:17:04.320 and um oh like they look at your shoes first yes yes yes okay so um at one point in the video i say

00:17:11.280 this is still before my face is like you before you could see my face and i say like in the video

00:17:15.160 that like oh i dance like i you know i dance at the club because they ask like what we do for a

00:17:18.600 living yeah and so i'm like scrolling through the video got like so many views i'm like looking

00:17:23.260 through the comments one day i'm like let me see what people are talking about you know what i mean

00:17:26.220 and for the most part everyone's being so nice they're like oh my god all the girls are so sweet

00:17:29.920 and amazing like love this this cast such a cute group there's one comment it goes where'd she

00:17:36.100 dance at the gas station

00:17:37.260 you said oh oh oh right and i got a kick to it that has a little kick to it literally still to

00:17:44.440 this day i'm like no no he'd like that was so fucking funny i was like wait i was like jubilee

00:17:51.240 can we delete that video like get it the whole like the whole thing delete it now oh my god but

00:17:55.760 so funny like you know so a year years ago like when i was still working nine to five i got called

00:18:01.300 in to do a jubilee video like i i they asked for whatever i sent something in they asked me to

00:18:07.120 come and my sister went with me i skipped work that day to go went into the studio and i really

00:18:12.320 felt i was like damn this is crazy i'd never been on a set like that or anything like that and i was

00:18:16.200 like whoa this is crazy and then i do it and i forget it was like we were looking at people's

00:18:23.460 instagrams and then like just basically coming up with what kind of person we thought they were

00:18:28.800 like describing what kind of person they would be in their head and so they showed me like a few

00:18:35.080 profiles and then eventually like you meet the person like they bring up and then we all meet

00:18:38.680 and then we all talk about who we really are and see if we were right on our sections and i thought

00:18:43.880 it was supposed to be funny i did not think that it was like get serious looks kind like i wasn't

00:18:49.720 oh you were like kind of reading them yeah yeah but like in a funny way i wasn't yeah yeah no but

00:18:53.940 like yeah like just like funny little i was like well i figured like that's why we're here like

00:18:58.400 yeah personality driven right and i was cracking them bitches up like they were all laughing at all the

00:19:03.380 shit i was saying and i i remember one of the things i said was someone i was looking at i was

00:19:07.040 like they look like they love okay clearly they love designer because they were like wearing designer

00:19:11.220 in every picture and i was like but this kind of designer it feels it feels very consignment it

00:19:16.100 feels very it feels a little secondhand the ones in palm springs yeah yeah yeah and they laughed

00:19:21.480 really hard and i remember that guy actually was really did not like me because he didn't like that

00:19:26.640 joke because i guess he really did shop there all the time i didn't fucking know that

00:19:30.020 took it personally like hey i didn't know you were at the outlets like yeah i mean hey i have

00:19:34.000 not a clue i don't want to talk bad on your hobby yeah but i i thought the goal was to make

00:19:39.380 people laugh so i was like kind of reading them all i was cracking them up they never used the

00:19:43.000 footage like not once i hope it's gone forever because i'm sure i'm just like deleted

00:19:46.840 and then everyone my god she looks so much better in person yeah like that one i would get

00:19:52.580 that one i'd be like you're right i do i don't photograph well right right

00:19:55.740 but i did do lost archives of jubilee wow look at us we're two jubilee girls i know i love kind

00:20:02.220 of love that and i'm also reading here that you're a virgo i am a virgo yeah are you really yes when's

00:20:07.160 your birthday i'm august 25th oh i'm that's actually my anniversary oh my god you're a baby

00:20:14.260 oh my god wait that's so cute yeah i love that for you guys okay fine okay wait that's my cousin's

00:20:24.900 birthday i'm like okay wait me yeah you're my cousin oh my god oh my god that is so look at us

00:20:34.600 two virgos that's why you're so fucking funny but i do have some fun facts about you okay okay let's

00:20:39.520 talk about it on here it says you have a tabby cat named chai and another cat named miso yes which

00:20:45.020 i did i did actually knew you had two cats when'd you get them okay so chai i got her she's seven now

00:20:51.060 so um before i lived out here i lived in boston and literally like three days before i moved like

00:20:58.800 out of my like parents house to boston i was like i need a cat i don't know that's like the probably

00:21:03.480 the worst timing like why would i decide anyway so i'm like all right i need it i need a companion

00:21:08.200 you know what i mean for this animal yeah right so i was you know on snapchat one day and a friend

00:21:14.240 of mine posted a little kitten and i was like oh my god who's cat he was like mine i'm like well

00:21:19.020 where did you get this cat he was like my weed dealer i said oh like are there more can i can i

00:21:25.300 go like pick one up he was like plug of multiple yeah right so i was like well i need one like he

00:21:30.820 was like yeah hit him up so literally it was like yeah like a transaction of sorts where i would just

00:21:35.320 was like hey i'm here for the cat he was like all right yeah yeah and he like took me inside he took

00:21:40.440 me inside um like literal trap house by the way and so he's like yeah we just need to like find them i'm

00:21:46.560 like oh they're like they're like seven or eight weeks old they're like babies he's like they should

00:21:53.820 be in here he's like they're probably here somewhere so i'm like okay you think they would like be in a

00:21:58.240 contained space with a mother or something i don't know so i'm like hey you know i'm not gonna tell you

00:22:02.060 how to like raise your cats whatever so i'm like okay so he like goes in like a completely different

00:22:07.520 room i'm just i'm in the kitchen at this point i'm standing in the kitchen and i see a cat walk out

00:22:12.600 but it was very it was the mom it was not one of the babies i was like okay well there's the mom i

00:22:16.860 think and then like two seconds later a little baby like starts meowing and walks out from behind the

00:22:22.520 fridge and i was like oh wait there's one in here i was like wait here's one and then they like came

00:22:27.820 back and they were like oh yeah you have that one i was like oh okay i was like i really wanted a

00:22:33.580 girl cat too because i grew up with boy cats and i was like i want a girl cat like you know i wanted i

00:22:37.980 need a daughter so i was just like oh is it a boy or a girl and then they picked her up and they were

00:22:41.960 like i think it's a girl i was just like okay sure easy works for me and um so i took her home and

00:22:48.540 she's been like literally the best she's like literally the best cat ever and um she's such

00:22:52.900 an angel yeah i can't say the same about me so yeah i'm like i can't really say it's no i'm kidding

00:22:57.460 love him but he is he is a character he's just he's it's like you get one and they're like the best

00:23:05.400 like they don't do anything bad and then you're like i need another one and then the second one is

00:23:09.780 always just like the literal spawn of satan i'm just like okay um he's so funny though he's just

00:23:14.960 like so bizarre like all my friends are just like he's just he's so fucking weird like he's just like

00:23:20.040 in the corner like like he's just so strange and i can't even like his mannerisms and just the stuff

00:23:26.660 that he does he's just a weird little guy and when he was younger he's kind of growing out of it now

00:23:30.780 because he's probably like two or three ish now um he was so bad he would get into everything like

00:23:36.300 things that were like unfathomable like that chai would never even think about like

00:23:40.920 trying to bite or like ruining i'm like what like it was honestly like respect the creativity bro like

00:23:47.360 i really am like oh it happens when you let men in the house yeah yes i know i'm like oh you've

00:23:51.300 ruined everything like yeah so it's like the cats have a great thing going and like you're gonna come

00:23:56.940 in here with this masculine energy and i don't know like bro i don't know if you could stay here much

00:24:01.340 but i love him he's hilarious he is but he's just like yeah weird little guy how'd you get him

00:24:06.480 just adopted from another friend that's someone else's weed dealer i um i was just like looking

00:24:13.920 around at um adoption centers like around here because at this point this was when i was in la

00:24:18.660 and uh i was just like looking i went to like two or three different adoption centers and i was like

00:24:23.300 okay you know and then i went to this one last one i was like let me just try this one before i go

00:24:27.340 home and i wasn't like set on going home with a cat that day but i was like i mean i just want to

00:24:31.420 like see what they got you know it wouldn't hurt and it was called like heaven on earth something

00:24:36.780 like that and uh they had they had a lot of cats and they were like oh we usually do by appointment

00:24:41.880 only only but it was like kind of dead that day yeah so they're like it just come in like you know

00:24:45.920 come look around and they were like we just got these three guys in and they were they were babies

00:24:50.200 um not as small as chai was when i got her but still tiny and it was the three of them they

00:24:55.780 were brothers she was like yeah somebody just found them like on the street and brought them

00:24:59.080 here and you know we got them fixed and they're all good they're like ready to go and um immediately

00:25:03.420 hit out the three of them i was like oh he's really cute like i just was like drawn to him i was like

00:25:07.240 oh he's adorable yeah and so i was like holding him for a little bit and they were like oh you want

00:25:10.760 to like look around look at the other cats i'm like yeah so i do a little lap and then i was like let

00:25:14.440 me go i want to go back and look at that one again as i go back into that room there are there's a

00:25:20.180 couple of these two guys and they are like literally this is only like within 10 minutes by the way like

00:25:25.140 they're like signing the paperwork for i'm like like who are they taking who are they taking not

00:25:29.280 him please and then they were taking the other two but not the one that not not my son i was like

00:25:34.920 wait no i was like wait no i i can't leave him here by himself now i was like no i have to take him

00:25:40.360 so it honestly it all worked out so perfectly they're like that one's fucking weird they were

00:25:43.920 like wait look at him he's fucking weird leave that one here literally i'm like i guess it was the

00:25:50.400 only one that i didn't see that like everyone else like could tell that he was a fucking weirdo but me

00:25:54.540 but i was like oh so yeah so i took him and yeah love that guy you know what's funny i have two

00:25:59.820 frenchies and the first one his name is squid and my other one's name is tuna oh yeah so and squid

00:26:05.720 was my first baby that we got my my man got him for me for like our anniversary because i when we

00:26:11.740 moved into a new home i really wanted an animal especially working from home all the time and he

00:26:16.520 was working still as a trainer at the time so i was always by myself at home and i was like

00:26:20.600 this sucks it's so sad in this fucking house like nothing to do yeah i was like not my man i need

00:26:26.280 something else yeah yeah i need i need an animal so he adopted um our frenchie squid but he got him

00:26:33.020 from a friend and that that well i use the term friend loosely yeah he knew him okay um but he with

00:26:40.180 that guy's also on on drugs so okay look at that some of the best animals come from just like maybe not

00:26:46.780 so weird yeah like maybe just like just some not so great circumstances yeah i adopted when we got

00:26:51.860 him um after he got older we were like he actually got super super energetic because like frenchies

00:26:59.020 have so much energy yeah they do and so i always say frenchies if you have a lot of time and money

00:27:04.300 they're great dogs oh awesome yeah no literally if you don't have time or money don't get them

00:27:08.680 please do not yeah my best friend has one too and that's like agreed yeah and they work better and

00:27:14.340 and duos because they have so much energy so i was like i need to get him a friend because the

00:27:19.380 window is closing to where i become that person with that dog that's like too much because he's

00:27:25.040 always the best boy like he's so sweet he never barks he never attacks he just has too much energy

00:27:30.980 he just like can't even contain it and they can't even help it too it's so funny or like like oh my god

00:27:35.720 literally when i go to my friend's house i'm like her frenchie like you would think that i am like

00:27:38.840 jesus christ standing right in front of her that's how excited she gets just to see somebody that's like

00:27:43.300 not her mom like it's just i'm like oh my god oh my god i know just for no reason like every

00:27:49.000 single time no reason and i love it though but yeah they do have a lot of energy they have so he

00:27:53.280 has so much and i we even got him trained like we trained him we trained him up to a certain point

00:27:57.740 and then he stopped listening to me he's like getting parent deaf he's like wait i actually don't

00:28:01.880 have to do anything like he just realized i'm actually realizing i never have to listen he like

00:28:05.740 became self-aware in that moment he's like fuck and it's funny because at one point my mom was

00:28:10.600 dog sitting for me and my mom goes i think he's deaf and i go really and she goes yeah because

00:28:15.860 and i go oh no girl he just doesn't listen he just don't give a fuck like he literally that's him

00:28:19.060 ignoring you that's really just doesn't care which is ironic because when we got a new one my my like

00:28:24.380 when we fostered the other one it's because he was being rehomed because his owner got a new job

00:28:29.520 and he was like i'm too busy i can't watch him um and he's completely deaf oh really yeah which we

00:28:35.240 wasn't on the application i didn't know that he did not tell me that till i was in person

00:28:40.480 oh but i remember when i looked at the pictures i was like some something about this dog is speaking

00:28:45.700 to me even though the pictures were awful because they were taken by a single man yeah you know men

00:28:51.940 don't know how to take yeah no shit but especially not a dog yeah like the the pictures were like a

00:28:56.740 hundred yards away they were horrible angles like blurry really i was like and i was showing those

00:29:02.980 profile pictures like i was like look at i'm gonna go see this dog today and my whole family was

00:29:06.420 like okay even my man was like are you sure and i was like let's just go see in person he's way

00:29:13.360 cuter in person okay that's when we could say you look way better you're like oh no he looked way oh

00:29:17.360 my god he looks way better first i'm gonna write a comment yeah you look so much better yeah you're

00:29:23.220 like oh well then it turns out he is my son right because we're both thuggos on the internet but

00:29:27.360 really good looking in person apparently oh my god but then when we talked to him about it he was like

00:29:32.260 also i think he might be deaf i go thank thank and he was like well yeah i just haven't gotten

00:29:37.900 gotten him tested because i guess the hearing test is like four hundred dollars and the answers is just

00:29:43.180 yes or no it's just like yeah no he can't hear shit yeah i mean okay thanks and he's like i kind of

00:29:48.920 didn't want to pay for it and i was like i don't blame you that is real that's real yeah and i was

00:29:52.840 because it's not affecting his quality of life at all like he can still run and walk and everything

00:29:57.040 normally so when i fostered him i took him to my vet to like have him like checked out and stuff

00:30:02.180 and i said the same thing i'm like they said he they think he might be deaf and then his doctor

00:30:06.920 was like all right and then he was like can you hold this and he gave me this big giant tin

00:30:12.100 of like treats and i was like yeah and he goes he turned my dog around then he goes just drop it on

00:30:17.500 the ground and so i did and he didn't flinch not even a little and my other dog was in the room and

00:30:22.400 was immediately and then we heard barking back there and he goes yeah he's deaf and i go imagine that

00:30:27.700 was the test it was four hundred dollars literally no that's genuinely like they're like all right

00:30:31.060 we'll be right back with him they take him back yeah they do they're like all right drop it yeah

00:30:34.220 like literally that's exact all right yeah it's gonna be four hundred dollars yeah they take him

00:30:38.180 back and they just scream in his ear yeah yeah he's deaf all right yeah no that's honestly like the

00:30:44.760 easiest way to do what i mean so i mean and now i know for sure which is funny because recently i took

00:30:50.040 him to the hospital because he was not feeling well and i was panicking and when i took him i was like i just have to

00:30:56.360 tell you guys he is deaf so like and they were like oh good to know and when they brought him

00:31:00.820 back out to me he's fine he ate he ate a fucking berry from the backyard and oh no spit it out of

00:31:06.080 his butt the other day oh no he's healed now okay he's good yeah charged me a fuck ton of money but

00:31:11.100 yeah he's good now hey thank god yeah drop a couple racks thank god thanks yeah no more berries for you

00:31:17.160 yeah and uh when he came out you would have thought my dogs love the vet because they go and they get a

00:31:23.040 lot of attention and treats so when she walked him out it was like he was on a victory tour like

00:31:27.880 he was just stopping at every nurse he was like yeah yeah literally like hey stops at every nurse

00:31:32.760 they're all bye tuna bye on his way like he's like literally like okay but so i get it having two one

00:31:40.560 bad one good yeah i feel that honestly uh it says on here that you rose to fame for twitch streams and

00:31:46.640 youtube videos playing tons of video games from roblox to dress to impress to horror games yeah

00:31:51.820 yeah you are a gamer girl yes yes very much a girl um like okay roblox as far as just like

00:31:59.100 literal mindless like just so stupid but like so much fun like when you you don't even have to like

00:32:05.280 use your brain to play like it's so much fun i've never played roblox oh my god you gotta get on there

00:32:09.420 girl dress you dress to impress is a good place to start i do love just so fun yeah i'm like so fun

00:32:14.820 lovely good dress to impress but um yeah other than that there's just like all these little like lobbies

00:32:19.240 people are like talking to each other and stuff and there's there's like a there's one called cake

00:32:23.700 off it's like the cake version of dress to impress we have to like make a cake in like five minutes

00:32:27.900 and it's like there's themes i'm like you can put in the icing on and like i love that but um i also

00:32:33.220 really like storyline games because i'm not really like a movie person and i i hate that i'm not because

00:32:39.600 i feel left out all the time like everyone's like oh my god did you see i'm like no yeah me too i never

00:32:45.240 watch i'm like yeah i really haven't seen like even like old stuff that everyone's seen i'm like

00:32:50.300 go ahead never found the time to do that one so i don't know like um and i don't care too yeah and

00:32:56.540 that's really it like some super famous movies like godfather i'm like i'm like yeah no literally

00:33:02.140 same i'm like uh i yeah i mean i kind of like i believe you yeah i believe yeah i yeah i believe

00:33:07.980 yeah i bet it's good i bet there's a lot of guys in it some people shooting guns i don't know

00:33:12.620 sounds good yeah yeah so that's kind of yeah i'm like the same thing so i would rather just

00:33:17.800 storyline yeah i'd rather play it because i'm like okay it's like gives me something to do

00:33:20.940 um also probably like some sort of undiagnosed adhd going on or something where i'm just like i feel

00:33:26.400 like i need to be like doing something constantly but i love a good storyline game because um yeah

00:33:31.120 you're like you're like i feel like you're in it i'm like this is fun i love that and like horror

00:33:34.460 games too that's like only more recently did i start to get into horror games because fun fact when i

00:33:38.960 was younger i was like petrified of anything like horror horror movies like so me me too i was like

00:33:46.760 it was also just i grew up in a catholic household and it was more of like the like the fear of god

00:33:52.000 like instilled in you and i'm like oh my god he's watching me like all the time i just was like super

00:33:56.960 scared of just like anything like surrounding like just anything that would be typically like evil or

00:34:03.040 scary i was like oh no no no oh fuck no like my friends actually when i was in middle school or

00:34:08.660 whenever the movie came out i'm pretty sure it was like middle school or early high school whenever

00:34:12.260 um insidious came out oh yes um i had literally never seen a scary movie like in my life and my

00:34:18.260 friends convinced me we were at the because like the movie theater like inside of the mall like kind

00:34:22.360 of a thing when you're all hanging out yeah they were like let's go see a movie i'm like okay yeah

00:34:26.040 so we're like looking at like the posters whatever they're like let's go see this one

00:34:29.340 insidious i'm like what is that like what are they what's it about they're like oh it's just

00:34:33.080 it's like about a boy and his family and i'm like oh and i'm like looking at the poster it's like

00:34:37.780 literally it was like a house and like a creepy boy like and i'm like he looks kind of fucking weird

00:34:41.800 i don't know i was like okay yeah let's go whatever so we like go see the movie right and um literally

00:34:48.120 within the first like 10 minutes i'm like there's like so like a warning where it's just like this movie

00:34:52.740 is like causing like paranormal or just something like where they try to freak you out in the beginning

00:34:57.480 with like the the text or whatever i was like wait guys wait i was like wait no no i didn't sign

00:35:03.560 up for this and i was like literally crying the entire time and they were they thought it was

00:35:06.940 hilarious i'm like that's still to this day traumatic for me but um yeah now i'm like i i love i don't

00:35:13.660 know what happened but i'm like i love horror games now i think they're so much fun yeah i don't maybe

00:35:17.580 it's a virgo thing i was the same way i was very afraid of everything scary and i didn't really like

00:35:23.100 anything like i didn't want to pursue it at the same time yeah uh i think like as i got older i

00:35:29.900 sometimes would get tricked into it or my friends would be like we're just gonna put it on and then

00:35:33.880 yeah and then everyone would fall asleep and i'd be the only one watching you're like biting your

00:35:37.100 nails like yeah for real i remember when i saw hereditary when that came out in theaters i saw it in

00:35:43.300 theaters but that's my stupid sister's fault because she was like we should go watch this movie

00:35:47.520 together it's supposed to be really good i was like well is it scary scary or is it just like

00:35:51.600 whatever scary she's like no it's like a thriller yeah she's like it's a 24 yeah she's like no it's

00:35:57.560 like a thriller i was so fucked up over that movie that okay no it's like stayed with me yeah i actually

00:36:04.320 was just talking about that movie recently with some of my friends because they were like doing

00:36:07.720 like a rerun of it yeah um at some theater and they went to go see it and they were like

00:36:11.680 that movie is like fucked up i was like yeah it really is you see uh midsummer have you seen that

00:36:16.600 i've never seen that okay that will fuck you up a little bit yeah because after i watched hereditary

00:36:20.440 i know midsummer came out right after that and when that came out my sister was like oh i think

00:36:24.760 i'm gonna go see i was like you were like you in those movies i'm not listening to you fuck you i'm

00:36:28.460 not listening to you that's how i yeah i'm like because i the thing with like the 824 i'm like

00:36:31.720 there's some of them that are like quirky q and then when they like then they go down the road where

00:36:35.200 i'm like okay it's like the point of no return like i'm not no no no this is like this is dark

00:36:39.540 sided this is dark side yeah that was one of those that i had to watch like a bunch of happy stuff

00:36:43.840 when i got home to like cleanse my brain you put on like the baby fucking fruit sensory video

00:36:47.460 like you're just like i can't miss rachel yeah i'm gonna ask her to help me okay it says right

00:36:52.600 here that last year you'd been thinking of quitting your job as a dancer and then got a

00:36:56.940 video that the club she worked you worked out was burning down you're all the universe works

00:37:02.460 rest in peace actually that was like genuinely probably one of the craziest things ever because

00:37:08.660 that's like literally not like that's not made up like the club burned down like burnt to the

00:37:13.860 ground so basically yeah so i was like kind of like oh yeah no you're fine

00:37:17.900 oh my god i know huh two o'clock on the money

00:37:22.280 for real crime crime crime time

00:37:26.360 yeah so i was kind of like one foot in one foot out with like the streaming

00:37:33.380 because i was like you know it was cute and i was making a little bit of money but not enough for me to

00:37:37.640 be like done dancing hanging up the boots but um i was you know trying to get to that point but

00:37:42.220 i wasn't like i was just kind of scared to like fully commit so i was working but i was not working

00:37:47.240 as much as i was at one point and i was just like oh man i don't know like i've been dancing for like

00:37:52.640 six years at this point so i was kind of like eh you know kind of like ready to be done with it

00:37:58.120 yeah and i literally call my my best friend at the club i'm like yeah are you gonna go to work

00:38:03.100 tonight i think i'm gonna go tonight it's probably like noon like i'd like just woke up not that long

00:38:06.740 ago i'm like are you gonna go to work tonight she's like no you haven't heard i was like heard

00:38:10.920 what she's like the club burned down i'm like wait what do you mean like and we would always the

00:38:16.760 funniest thing we would always joke like we would literally be like we're gonna fucking like fuck

00:38:20.040 this place let's just set it on fire like as a joke like we would that was like a little like

00:38:23.360 running shit that we had like oh my god we're gonna burn this fucking place down yeah i'm like

00:38:26.220 wait which one of you bitches did it for real like so um yeah so she's sending me videos on

00:38:31.680 instagram of people like recording like there's like it's on like news like out you know

00:38:35.920 like little outlet videos of the club legitimately on fire and i'm like oh and it was in this like

00:38:41.600 um almost like a strip mall kind of a thing which is also like funny for a strip club to just it's

00:38:46.600 like you know the subway fucking taco spot strip club like it's yeah i kind of love that though

00:38:51.080 but the whole like all of the businesses like burnt down to the ground so it wasn't like just the club

00:38:56.740 which was like unfortunate for like others other people's businesses and stuff but um yeah so i was

00:39:01.800 joking and like oh my god i bet you somebody someone's like crazy ex-boyfriend or something

00:39:05.480 and like that actually genuinely ended up being what happened so apparently some this girl that

00:39:10.360 worked there her ex or her man or something he went there at like five in the morning was closed

00:39:15.620 um and threw a molotov in there yeah that's crazy the whole thing down yeah burned like gone and so

00:39:22.680 i was like oh well definitely not gonna go to work tonight um oh so no work tonight yeah oh so i'm just

00:39:28.820 like literally just like ashes around me i'm just like the pole still with the pole like survive like

00:39:32.680 literally i'm just like come on guys like imagine if the pole still was up i bet they'd still be like

00:39:37.020 you guys can still dance oh it's actually like the strip club doesn't close for anything when i first

00:39:44.100 started working and i was dancing in boston oh my god they only closed on weirdly enough fourth of july

00:39:50.980 okay and then the guys who frequent the strip club love that yeah no literally and the owners it's just

00:39:57.380 like every white guy ever so i'm like okay i guess didn't close for christmas like any other big

00:40:02.360 holiday they closed for fourth of july and then they would do um there was a party once a year like

00:40:07.240 a holiday party and they would close that night for the holiday party that was it right nothing else

00:40:12.420 so and there was like really bad snowstorms in boston too and the way that that club worked is you

00:40:18.300 were on like a schedule you would you would pick the days that you'd want to go like two weeks before

00:40:22.280 and you would have to like commit to that schedule and if you couldn't get somebody to cover your shift

00:40:27.400 you would have to like have another girl cover your shift and what we would do this is actually

00:40:31.640 so bizarre because this like that was my first club that i ever worked at so i didn't know that

00:40:35.500 other clubs like weren't run this way most clubs like could give two fucks if you show up or not like

00:40:40.060 regardless there's going to be girls that'll come work and like it's fine um but the like if you

00:40:45.740 didn't get someone to cover your shift that you would get like in trouble so we would like

00:40:48.800 offer money like a hundred dollars take my shift so i'm like why am i paying somebody to like

00:40:54.120 not work like yeah so like you know people would like have to take other girls shifts and you know

00:40:59.080 and then if somebody wouldn't do it they'd be like all right two hundred dollars somebody

00:41:02.000 would go up that's how bad i don't want to work yeah the bids would go up it was just very bizarre

00:41:07.540 so i remember the new year's day um the club was open and this is when i was kind of like a newbie so

00:41:13.120 they were like you have to work new year's day because nobody else wants to i was like okay fine

00:41:16.560 so it was me and like six other girls yeah and it was such a bad snowstorm it was freezing the heat

00:41:22.340 goes out at the club okay i'm not even joking the top of the pole was like frosted that's how cold it

00:41:28.640 was in there and we're literally in fucking lingerie just like freezing our asses off yeah to the point

00:41:35.220 where there was like three customers but our boss was like you guys could like wear your coats if you

00:41:38.760 want i'm like hey what's the point i'm like hey so i'm in a north face and stripper heels right now

00:41:43.760 like what the fuck this looks insane and he like literally we were like walking around in like

00:41:47.740 full-blown winter coats and heels and i'm like wearing a pea coat and yeah i look like a like a

00:41:53.820 flasher literally i'm just like like it was so i'm like this is just hey let's close they like send

00:42:00.340 somebody to like walmart to go get space heaters i'm like how about we just wrap it up yeah like

00:42:04.880 there's three people here didn't do this yeah i'm like crazy idea but let's just go the fuck home

00:42:11.500 but it's so bizarre i'm like what the hell like and you're not even missing out on money because

00:42:15.400 there's like there's nobody here yeah it's so dead regardless yeah it was so so weird that's so funny

00:42:20.940 i they don't close for anything my first and last time going to a strip club well i will say that wasn't

00:42:27.020 my first first time but it was my first time like really having a strip club experience it was in

00:42:31.360 vegas and it was like god bless you right out there crazy oh girl and it was like a two-story

00:42:37.280 one so it was like girls were on the bottom men were on the top and like the energy with the girls

00:42:43.420 on the bottom was so weird and creepy like it was a bunch of men obviously it was like a friday night

00:42:49.160 so it's pretty packed but it's just so quiet like the way they were watching was just so like

00:42:54.360 it's very menacing yeah it feels very like uh batman villain energy yeah and they all

00:43:01.280 looked like the penguin so there's that too like all the men in there they literally look like

00:43:06.420 crawled out of their mom's basement so sorry about that yeah it's very true the dancers were

00:43:11.460 stunning and gorgeous and so talented but it's just the men watching it they're just like literally

00:43:16.140 like shriveled up and they just watch yeah yeah and there's just like nothing weirder to me than

00:43:20.680 going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating like what's the point but you want

00:43:24.860 to know what's even worse is when they go this this is also a phenomenon too they go get bricked up

00:43:29.280 together and then they're like what oh you know i can't leave him though i can't like they're like

00:43:33.380 they don't want to like go like leave him to go do a private dance they're like what is are you

00:43:36.840 gonna be like are you gonna be good if i go it's fine like it's five minutes tops you guys are fine

00:43:42.680 you'll be totally fine he could like he'll be able to navigate without himself like without you

00:43:47.680 he's okay like so bizarre that's also like another phenomenon usually it's when guys come in like groups

00:43:52.240 of like three or more yeah it's like yeah that's kind of how it is but also too when it's just two guys

00:43:58.180 coming together i'm like oh so you guys want to kiss each other like oh i'm like oh okay so you

00:44:01.960 guys want to get a double kiss yeah i'm like okay that's cute like let's do it like fuck it

00:44:06.960 there's something so weird about it yeah and i went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when

00:44:13.640 i was up there like the energy's way more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun

00:44:17.860 but like male strip like i described my experience in a male strip club as like a haunted house

00:44:24.260 just around every corner and just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time i

00:44:30.780 feel like i'm being chased my god literally that i've actually never been to a male strip club it's

00:44:35.480 awful i don't recommend it in fact well i do recommend it if you take a really good group of

00:44:39.420 friends and you're just trying to have a good ass yeah like but i remember my my mom was there and

00:44:44.740 she of course she was and she got she like paid for like a dance for me because it was my 21st birthday

00:44:52.280 weekend and like i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's

00:44:59.600 just all the worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make

00:45:04.880 you do oh well they just had me sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was

00:45:09.180 like this big ass white dude which i will say every other male stripper in there was really short like

00:45:14.620 because i'm tall i'm a tall thick girl so i'm i'm six feet tall every stripper in there was probably

00:45:19.260 like five eight yeah you're like come on bring me some some meat yeah yeah i mean like a little

00:45:24.060 something i like a little something yeah right like come on everyone was so small and i remember

00:45:28.340 a lot of their chests were shaved too and the only reason i knew that is because they kept rubbing

00:45:32.260 on me and it was giving me like rug burn yeah like the oh god yeah hey hey hey queen yeah i was

00:45:37.800 like you're giving me like hey razor burn yeah and i remember when i went on the stage i was like

00:45:43.280 this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me because i went up but the dude was like six five

00:45:47.920 like which i thought was unheard of for a stripper i was like a tall beefy white dude like good looking

00:45:53.640 dude too he came up and he was dancing to you guessed it work from home by fifth harmony okay now that's

00:46:00.820 awful for another reason now every time i hear it that's what i think it's just like the ptsd yeah i

00:46:05.320 just go back to this night like i'm like and like he's dressed as a construction worker given the

00:46:10.440 theme and he's kind of just dancing around me at first and it's all gyrating and and grinding on

00:46:15.400 me whatever yeah at one point though he like obviously like if i'm sitting like this he's

00:46:19.340 like over my shit right and because he's so tall his dick's in my face in your mouth which i'm like

00:46:24.540 it's rubbing my nose like this you know i'm being nudged by it

00:46:30.520 like my lashes are so big at the time they're they're brushing it

00:46:36.680 that's the type of shit i was on at the time and then i remember at one point he was like

00:46:42.820 first of all while he's doing this everyone's cheering he's like making normal conversation

00:46:47.380 with me and he's like where are you from that's interesting yeah yeah and he's yeah often yeah

00:46:52.760 he's like actually trying to get to know me like he was like what are you studying what do you hope

00:47:00.540 to do with that hey buddy now's not the time yeah like and then at one point he goes this is the

00:47:05.600 worst part of the whole night but he goes he's like stand up and he like grabs my hands makes me

00:47:10.380 stand up and i'm in like a slutty little dress and heels right as you should and then he's like

00:47:15.260 dancing turns around he like bends over he's like dancing whatever i was like oh i'm doing the bending

00:47:19.360 okay oh right oh this is new yeah you're like oh i'm back i might be into this like awaken

00:47:27.600 something and you're like wait a second actually and when he like he's like doing all that then he

00:47:31.940 turns around and he looks at me and then he said he said are you afraid of heights or something like

00:47:37.720 that i think it was supposed to be a joke and i go no not not particularly and then he bends down

00:47:44.320 grabs me around both legs stands back up twists me like the arms of a clock bitch i when i tell you

00:47:51.900 i'm upside down upside down my legs like this like face like as and listen as a big girl the fear i feel

00:48:00.080 being picked up like yeah yeah like where the last thing i need is for you to try and be like

00:48:05.420 you know what i mean if i hear that i'm gonna hear one grunt oh my god if you even struggle a little

00:48:10.720 bit you better not strain yourself yeah no put me the fuck down you're not gonna embarrass me on my

00:48:15.320 birthday on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like holding like at this

00:48:23.660 point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part is he's holding me

00:48:29.680 like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that to me of all people you would

00:48:38.040 really like i'm literally sweating like think reliving it i'm sweating reliving it because i'm so

00:48:44.220 the shaky and then just imagining your head dangling like this going like everything you

00:48:51.780 see is upside down like everyone in the crowd's upside down yeah and i'm looking between his legs

00:48:56.500 at everyone else going and i at one point when he he spun around while he's still holding me in the

00:49:02.380 69 position he spun around and then at that point he was facing the other way and then through his legs

00:49:08.400 i could see my sister and my mom and both of them laughing and then my sister said that's the

00:49:15.440 funniest thing i've ever seen in my entire life like she was like that's like a core memory for her

00:49:20.540 now oh my god see the core memory the little ball and inside out it's like yellow for her and for me

00:49:25.660 it's it's fucking red red it's blue sadness yeah oh my god it's literally fear wow okay well now if

00:49:34.780 if i was like not convinced enough to never go to a male strip club now i definitely am i know because

00:49:40.100 now when i see the magic mike experience and stuff i'm curious to know if it's similar horror to that

00:49:44.880 yeah i'm not trying to find out you're like it's so it's so funny too how different like the male

00:49:51.540 versus like women like it's two completely different like industries and worlds and like you said it's

00:49:56.820 literally just like the hermit guys like just like hunched over and like you know what i mean i mean not

00:50:01.660 all the time like that's also another thing too a lot of times when guys will come in and they're

00:50:05.040 like a decently like they look okay you know what i mean it's like you're just like a normal fucking

00:50:09.460 looking guy yeah they're like you probably don't get to dance with guys that look like me all the

00:50:13.060 time do you probably like make your day a little bit better i'm like oh shut the fuck up i'm just

00:50:17.960 like bro i don't give a fuck literally who is in this chair right now behind me like please

00:50:22.920 i'm not really looking at faces yeah i'm like actually i'm not here i'm not looking for love like i'm not

00:50:27.660 i mean like this yeah bro i'm at work right now like it's really not that serious i know one of

00:50:32.120 my friends uh i have a few friends who have danced before and they've told me like one of the most

00:50:37.240 annoying ones they would get would be like i could take you away from all this yeah oh yeah let me

00:50:41.640 take you away let me save literally like oh girl like yeah come with me you don't have to do this

00:50:46.020 anymore like yeah one that kills me too it's also just like you're too pretty to do this bitch that's

00:50:51.320 why i'm here what the hell are you talking about that's the whole job that's the whole

00:50:54.960 shit that's literally i'm like so you're telling me you paid the cover fee because you wanted to

00:50:58.580 come in here and see ugly bitches like what do you mean by that like like bro stop acting like

00:51:03.500 for real relax yeah knock it off yeah but that's like honestly i feel like i'm kind of like having

00:51:08.900 a full circle moment now where now that i'm like okay doing my little content and shit and like making

00:51:13.960 a little coin i'm like okay i want to go to the club and and be that i'd be like baby i could take

00:51:17.920 you out of here for real girl actually they might have been on to something i could take you away from

00:51:21.640 like i just want to cosplay that like just i just need to feel what that's like to be on the other

00:51:25.480 end you know what i mean yeah to to play a big baller uh it says that you had a podcast called

00:51:31.920 vacancy at vanillas you have one currently and you said you want to revisit it yeah so i like took a

00:51:37.540 little bit of a break i've been on a break for for from the podcast sorry i've been on a break from

00:51:42.180 the podcast for a few months because uh i wanted to kind of huh oh the fucking sirens it's always two too

00:51:51.120 like not two o'clock but i mean two rounds of driving there and back

00:51:56.240 um yeah so i i'm taking a little bit break from it for uh right now but uh i want to

00:52:09.900 possibly revisit it i think it's fun like don't get me wrong i love the podcast because it's just

00:52:15.000 like a little yap session like yeah by myself yeah um but i've been trying to do like yeah

00:52:20.660 more vlogs and stuff lately but the podcast is is really fun because yeah i literally just feel

00:52:24.980 like i'm just like on facetime with somebody like i'm just sitting there kind of just like i've had

00:52:28.620 my friend rachel on like a few episodes but other than that it's usually just me just like in my room

00:52:32.340 just fucking yapping for an hour and love it it's so much fun that's a skill in and of itself yeah i

00:52:37.020 tell people all the time i think you've got it in spades like being able to being able to

00:52:40.300 especially twitching because like that's live but uh talking like being able to talk to yourself

00:52:45.760 and no one else for that long is like a skill i think a lot of people don't realize it's very

00:52:50.580 difficult yeah people like you and i have it naturally where we're just annoying i'm just like

00:52:54.960 i'm like i'm literally i'm just that annoying like i can talk that much it could go on forever

00:52:59.420 honestly if you don't stop me it won't end like you're really yeah yeah i joke with my uh because

00:53:05.240 my fiancee like is the complete opposite of that like so i i just talk at him a lot like i'll just

00:53:10.460 tell him all kinds of things and he just listens to me and like sometimes i'll be talking for like

00:53:14.760 40 minutes straight and i'll start like i wanted to tell him something i saw on instagram and i'll end

00:53:21.040 talking about like the chinese imperial army and i'm like how did i get here he's just sitting he's

00:53:25.520 just listening the whole time yeah love that yeah he's like okay and then as soon as i get to the end

00:53:29.560 i'm like anyways what was i saying yeah he goes you told me you saw something on instagram and i go

00:53:33.740 oh right oh yeah those two broke up yeah can you believe it like that was it that was the whole

00:53:38.940 story that was all you had to say really though like no yeah i i feel that i kind of get like a

00:53:43.180 little carried away even on twitch sometimes they'll like ask me a question and i'll start

00:53:46.600 answering the question and then like completely like and they're like well you never answered the

00:53:50.500 first question always like constantly and that's the thing too like with the podcast i um

00:53:55.340 everyone's always just like so as far as like the editing like you know you have to like edit it i'm

00:54:00.040 like oh no i purposely like try to talk for the hour straight so that there's very minimal editing

00:54:05.000 like i don't really there's not a lot of cuts i'm like i just try to keep it fucking going i'm like

00:54:09.460 i don't like to edit more than i have to i'm like i'm like let's just keep it rolling yeah i know so

00:54:14.580 i'm like so it's usually just the uninterrupted full hour um yeah just stream of consciousness yeah

00:54:20.800 yeah exactly but that's a skill it's fucking hard sometimes when people ask me like oh i want to

00:54:25.300 start a podcast or i want to start this like what do i need to buy what do i need to do advice or

00:54:29.960 yeah and i always tell them i'm like don't buy anything don't don't even think about don't think

00:54:34.480 about names don't think about any of that just set up your phone and record yourself talking for 40

00:54:39.840 minutes like pick one thing to start about and then just see if you can do it and just go no

00:54:43.680 literally before you even like buy this yeah the sony the yeah exactly yeah exactly and that's the

00:54:49.780 thing too at the end of the day too it's like even with like twitch and stuff like people will ask me

00:54:53.280 like oh like what kind of like you know what's what stuff do i need like as far as like the

00:54:57.220 computers and the lights and i'm like my bill my like little setup is so bare bones it's so like

00:55:03.140 low budget i'm just like it's just it's whatever like barely just works but yeah it's more about

00:55:09.260 like the content that you as a person can like produce like it's at the end of the day they're

00:55:12.980 like they're there to watch you you know what i mean like some people's favorite streamers

00:55:16.500 literally stream off of like a 30 fucking webcam that like sucks but they love the the person behind

00:55:21.940 the camera yeah exactly you know what i mean so like absolutely yeah so it doesn't always have

00:55:25.060 to be like this you know yeah like people are like oh well i don't have like all this hype i'm like

00:55:29.340 girl just see if you could fucking do it first you know what i mean like just try it at least before

00:55:33.140 you go yeah i'm a huge proponent of using whatever it is you have yeah like it's funny you say that too

00:55:38.120 because like i film all of my videos i would say 99 of my tiktoks in tiktok really yeah i film them in

00:55:45.780 app yeah i've been doing that since i started making videos i'll even edit in tiktok no literally so

00:55:51.920 they've made it it's like so much easier too because they got the sound effects yeah everything

00:55:55.980 i'm like wait well i really don't need much else yeah and i'll i'll do anything on my phone if i

00:56:00.320 could buy a home on my phone i would like literally all on my phone i have like a million and one tabs

00:56:05.920 open because i'm just constantly doing shit on my phone but i tell people all the time i was like i

00:56:09.420 record shit on my iphone all the time no you're so me because i this is actually really funny i had

00:56:14.300 never like growing up like we just had like the family computer i never really like had a laptop or

00:56:18.820 anything so and i didn't go to college so i'm like i never fucking needed one honestly i'm like

00:56:24.120 high school was done where i'm like cool okay yeah yeah into the strip club but like i genuinely i

00:56:29.820 never really needed like a laptop or anything so i never had one yeah and um i had got one for the

00:56:35.500 first time in like probably like 2021 i was just like okay like laptop time like like i just want to

00:56:41.120 be like grown and sexy i don't know i bought it never fucking touched it never touched it sold it

00:56:45.600 because i'm like i don't even use this thing and then like when i started when i actually started

00:56:49.040 the podcast i'm like okay i actually need a laptop but yeah but like i still to this day i'm like i

00:56:54.080 do everything on my phone i'm like i still i'm like do like i use a laptop sometimes but i'm like i

00:56:57.780 love i just love my little phone like easy it's so easy yeah we were uh when i i think i forget where

00:57:03.660 we were oh we were when my sister we threw something for her when she turned 30 and uh me and my

00:57:08.860 friends were at the house and it was funny because like a lot of our friends were all in the same

00:57:12.120 industry so like we all do the same shit and so like the first day we were there a lot of us had

00:57:16.240 like brand deals and shit to do and like work so we were all working everyone was working on their

00:57:20.080 laptops i was working on my phone and so i i have the cord headphones still too i always carry them

00:57:25.460 with me and i was editing a brand deal on my phone in tiktok and i was like i because my vision is so

00:57:31.580 bad i was literally like i had it this close and i was going like this and i was doing it and my

00:57:35.500 friend took a picture of me she goes what the fuck are you doing because i was just like this

00:57:39.340 with the headphones yeah and i was a smile in the picture i'm smiling because i'm watching myself

00:57:44.300 you're watching no i'm laughing at myself oh my god and people will always be like i think it's so

00:57:51.020 funny how you find yourself so funny like like they'll clip me and i'll watch it back and i laugh

00:57:56.020 as if it wasn't me that just did that 10 fucking minutes ago i'm like that was hilarious

00:58:00.620 they're like bro it's you i'm like so what it's still funny like

00:58:05.420 no anyone else you'd be laughing too yeah right i'm like i don't care i watch my own shit back i'm

00:58:10.760 like still got it my man my man told me this the other day he was like i hate when i'm watching

00:58:18.480 your videos where i'm like making fun of someone or i'm just making jokes and i can tell when you

00:58:23.220 make yourself laugh really hard like there are points where you can tell like my eyes light up

00:58:27.600 genuinely like i surprised myself yeah oh my god you're like that way that was good yes oh my god

00:58:35.340 you're like proud of that one that's funny as hell okay i have uh one last one it says that obviously

00:58:40.700 recently you went viral for a blind unboxing and you famously have had some bad luck opening the ones

00:58:46.280 you specifically didn't want so we brought some here today so we can open them together miss carrie

00:58:52.140 oh my god can i have the blind box please i got you some so we can open them on camera together

00:58:58.260 wait stop i'm so excited oh my god it's christmas oh yeah so fun i know you like the skull candy ones

00:59:05.840 yes so carrie went and got them for me but i i don't know what kind they are but like these are

00:59:10.300 this is the new series oh new series alert shout out pop mart wait yeah so i i specifically was like

00:59:18.280 i gotta open one with her on camera obviously we have to open together okay well you have to

00:59:22.640 famously say which ones you really want which ones you don't which one you really don't want yeah

00:59:27.920 yeah yeah okay let's see you go first i'll look okay you're more experienced than me honestly

00:59:33.080 okay unlike the christmas tree these ones are actually all really fucking cute okay i am really

00:59:39.440 gonna be happy with this one the gonta this pink one or this one in the middle the skeleton

00:59:47.060 mm-hmm okay one i don't want really not fucking with the puppetry really not rocking with her yeah

00:59:55.240 and then the carousel lanterns also kind of fucking lame so yeah i agree i was okay i really would love

01:00:02.160 i would love the gonta too yeah i like this uh hill sensor one that's pretty sick oh yeah oh that's

01:00:09.520 pretty yeah but i was thinking the same thing of the first of all pan flute lame yeah lame and then

01:00:16.020 the pricket what even is that yeah pan flute's like upside down like girl what are you doing

01:00:20.060 girl what are you doing get it right okay so now we know let's open them up i'm i think they have a

01:00:26.060 little tab also what kills me too in my most recent one where i bought like the giant like 300

01:00:31.100 dollar like the sanrio yeah yeah yeah and at the end i'm like thank you pop martin they're like you're

01:00:35.440 thanking them like you didn't just pay for that shit thank you for taking my money pop martin i appreciate

01:00:39.840 yeah literally i'm like okay you didn't have to go there but hey guys it's my fantasy yeah right let

01:00:45.660 me live it can you hear i bet sound is loving this

01:00:49.840 sounds perfect sounds perfect oh wait i don't want to see what it is don't spoil her for me

01:00:56.560 i wouldn't even tell even if i could how do you get this thing out

01:01:01.300 oh here she is oh they're like little spheres

01:01:05.280 let me see because they are they ruining they show you the card on top who'd you get

01:01:17.980 ugly little girl hold on let me see just kidding just kidding you're you're a beautiful queen

01:01:23.220 what does it say i literally got the puppetry one

01:01:28.340 really not fucking with her so did i

01:01:35.760 you're right you are that was the one i said i did like and it cursed you as well like are you

01:01:44.060 kidding me man your curse is so strong it hit me at the same time wait another look at her face card

01:01:48.580 is crazy no yeah her face card is really her face is beat down she's got she's mugged down

01:01:53.180 yeah easily but like but yeah it's concerning at this point like genuinely i'm like i don't want

01:01:58.900 the puppetry the comments on your videos always being like do not buy a lottery ticket

01:02:04.480 or the the edits where it's like they put the sad music behind it and everyone's like a case that

01:02:10.240 didn't sit right with me y'all are so annoying still on the run oh my god no literally with these

01:02:17.580 are i love that they're in like a little like their own thing wait this is so much fun they have

01:02:21.240 their own enclosures no this is really cute i do like yeah i love that for her look at i'm so glad

01:02:26.460 i could give you another unlucky one thank you no but i'm i'm learning to love her already just like

01:02:30.360 the christmas tree just like the christmas tree because she was born here yes yes and i yes exactly

01:02:34.860 but no genuinely thank you she's so cute thank you so much oh my god look at us never yeah i know

01:02:40.440 something or other little twins i'm happy for us yeah just like the christmas trees they were twins

01:02:44.980 so it worked twins twins yeah

01:02:47.960 oh my god well thank you so much for coming on the show my god thank you for having me i love you

01:02:55.660 my god it's been amazing so hilarious i would love to know if you have any advice for anyone who

01:03:01.020 maybe is like streaming or making content up and coming and like uh maybe they're feeling a little

01:03:06.400 discouraged or disheartened obviously now obviously you've been making content for a minute but now

01:03:11.280 recently i i'm so glad people are now seeing how fucking funny you are thank you and giving and

01:03:15.480 rewarding you for it you're hilarious but do you have any advice for anyone who's making content

01:03:19.700 okay i would say again like you don't need like all the bells and whistles like literally just just

01:03:25.740 go for it you know what i mean and like people will find you like your little your little crowd

01:03:30.720 like your your niche like they will find you if you post enough and like get yourself out there

01:03:35.120 like the people that fuck with you will come and be like girl i fuck with you so yeah just like just

01:03:39.700 and be yourself like just try to like be yourself be authentic um and i know it's hard when like your

01:03:44.420 first time getting in front of the camera it's always a little awkward but the more you do it the

01:03:47.300 more like the it becomes easier every time so yeah and i i agree with you about being yourself too

01:03:52.300 because you are that i think is what people love the most about you but it's also i feel like obvious

01:03:56.840 if you're trying to like act like somebody else or rip off their bit it's obvious and then you won't

01:04:02.080 build a following but yeah period i think that's fantastic advice thank god i fucking love you i

01:04:06.400 think you're so funny i can't wait to see what else you keep doing thank you you're amazing and thank

01:04:10.540 you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section show thank you so much for my

01:04:14.480 amazing guest vanilla mace where can everybody find you um instagram vanilla mace with three l's twitch

01:04:20.320 and tiktok is just vanilla mace period look at that make sure you follow vanilla on literally

01:04:25.100 everything she's so fucking funny and literally my twin right we're so much alike no literally and look

01:04:30.700 and now like come on i mean certified right thank you all so much for watching don't forget new

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NOBODY WANTS TO DANCE Ft. Vanilla Mace ｜ Episode 168

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