The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 we're gonna talk about natural beauty being a natural girl what's more natural than shitting

00:00:04.540 yourself as god intended everyone's done it

00:00:09.260 hey y'all and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me your girl

00:00:18.640 everyone knows me who cares about me today i'm so excited to introduce you all to my

00:00:23.120 very very special very world famous guest mrs trixie mattel

00:00:30.000 i'm married oh my god so brian fergus you know what because i love you so much i was like i'm

00:00:37.960 gonna come out of drag because i really want to feel comfortable period with and now i'm in drag

00:00:42.720 and you're in a pink dress yeah with hair and i'm like well i chose the look based off you

00:00:47.800 and this bitch came bald i was like okay thanks thanks i guess i didn't get your presence bald

00:00:53.640 i'm just asking for it no it's a surrender you know how like you know animals signal like i

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00:02:01.740 submitting that's like honestly it's cool like i come in peace thank you you know what i mean you

00:02:08.640 know i came out of drag because i thought i'd be more comfortable but i'm so used to being in drag

00:02:12.200 all the time yeah i feel so corny corny sean cornicia wilson like corny corny have you seen

00:02:24.240 that tiktok of that little boy talking about how much he loves corn yes i feel like corn when he's

00:02:30.340 like i tried it with butter and everything changed and you know he said when i first heard of corn

00:02:35.960 when i first heard of it i didn't think it was real i love it and then you it pans over and it's

00:02:42.020 you on the cob i think when i die and they cut open my brain which is what they're gonna do yeah

00:02:47.900 they're gonna want to know what went what went on yeah what went wrong woman left yeah how can we

00:02:53.100 divert other people away from this they're gonna find just like a smattering of tiktoks and vines

00:02:59.840 all playing cacophony like things that things that like i don't know this unintelligible yes like

00:03:08.120 something from spongebob meets a vine from 2008 it's like you know just and they're gonna be like

00:03:13.400 what happened yeah their whole brain then they're gonna say this makes sense a hundred percent they

00:03:18.020 said this plus bald yeah doomed doomed to fail and i have to say i was picking out my outfit to come

00:03:24.500 here and i'm so used to pulling out you know all my drag is on a big racks all custom

00:03:29.080 so it all fits perfect it's all one of a kind and you're so thin and in shape and i'm so thin

00:03:34.980 it's just so easy you know i just get off the rack i go down to bloomingdale's i try on a blazer i get

00:03:41.240 monkey pucks and i go home but because i wasn't coming in drag the level of anxiety i tried on like

00:03:48.580 six outfits really and this is what i ended up with and you know what solid choice i think if i was

00:03:54.080 in a content house this is like a tuxedo that's literally red carpet oscars if i was like a

00:04:00.280 straight male and like a influencer creator yeah this is a tuxedo it is it's their finest wear yeah

00:04:06.480 their finest supreme hoodie versus like drag i've just had to pull back a little bit because i'm like

00:04:10.720 okay base level the full body makeup for a podcast mary at a certain point it's like a lot

00:04:19.560 it's a it's psychological it's taxing yeah at some point they have to study it do you ever wear

00:04:24.800 body makeup yeah well when my makeup artist puts it on me sometimes he'll watch me leave and then

00:04:30.840 he'll be like i can't believe you walked and didn't put anything on your chest and your legs bitch he

00:04:36.520 sees it more than i do i don't see it i'm the body makeup police it's if it shows it goes yeah so if

00:04:43.740 you're ever gonna be on camera you do the ears you do the j-lo sunblock like the shine yeah the

00:04:50.540 hands when when you have the full coverage makeup on and then you like go to push your hair behind

00:04:54.720 your and you have like a red blotchy hand it's it's really like it's not i mean i always feel like

00:05:00.340 if women on the news are doing it yeah you should do it that's honestly a really good measure and

00:05:05.240 la news i mean these women are there's like a beyonce fan no bra hard nipples like porn just have

00:05:12.540 full tilt girl all day tune it you can tune into it on the radio individual bottom lashes at 5 a.m

00:05:19.280 to tell you there's traffic individually placed yes right so they could tell you that your commute's

00:05:23.640 gonna be trash this time with like the naomi smalls crystal rhinestones between each lash

00:05:29.380 to be like up next and alexa to me like graphic line oh yeah there you go i feel that i was literally

00:05:36.760 went to a premiere the other day and um obviously my hair makeup artist did my full beat uh-huh and then

00:05:42.360 he did my chest and my arms and he was like please make sure you put on lotion and i was like i know

00:05:47.980 i'm not gonna be an ashy bitch so i put on oil i was slipping and sliding bitch all over the place

00:05:53.360 i almost fell twice oh two times i said this is what i get for not wanting to be ashy this is the

00:05:58.300 thanks i get in return your options are to be ashy or wet that's the universe soaking wet and not in a

00:06:06.220 good way this is a really long time ago this is like 2012 i was doing drag at a bar called i think

00:06:10.400 i think chasers in green bay wisconsin just all the great gigs right and there's no one there but

00:06:16.520 we were lip syncing anyway which is kind of par for the course at a drag show there you go if you

00:06:19.820 want that money you have to do it remember and this girl went on first and i remember she took oil

00:06:24.920 and she was one of those queens who shows all real skin and you know you have to oil up if you're

00:06:28.980 on stage yeah but then she rolled around the stage all sexy and then every one of us who walked out

00:06:33.800 first thing you do is hit the ground because you're in your 40 stripper little pleaser shoe

00:06:38.200 yeah and they start your music and you come out all confident and it was like

00:06:41.640 like like wiley coyote like sound effect like banana peel and every one of us came backstage like glaring

00:06:49.120 at this bitch like you might as well have painted like a train tunnel on a cliff and let us run into

00:06:55.220 it like you said yes you set us up yeah i mean that's like i think par for the course was for drag

00:07:03.260 especially but i feel like that's why i said now i'm in drag today and you're not you're a natural

00:07:08.520 girl today well you know i'm close with britney so i'm used to the gals who are pretty much yeah

00:07:13.820 we talked about this there's two settings yeah it's full drag yeah or does that woman need a ride

00:07:20.480 do you need help yeah i have an extra pair of shoes in my trunk do you need them yeah do you are you are

00:07:26.420 you insecure fine yeah it's you're not feeling well yeah you just hand her a rapid test you should

00:07:32.720 get tested do you have a stye i'm sorry do you need do you need orthopedic work done yeah that's

00:07:42.420 literally me uh when men like tell me that i edit my shit when i'm like fully glammed and i was like

00:07:48.180 i don't get fully beat to sit on the toilet i don't do that when you see me and i have no lashes and

00:07:54.220 i'm like a bald ass bitch on my eyes it's because i didn't get ready i don't care enough about you to

00:07:59.440 get ready for that mary if you cared you'd have a ring light in there with that toilet you know what

00:08:04.100 i mean maybe i'm about to i'm gonna get a clip on one from my phone yeah ring light with beyonce fans

00:08:09.400 and so you're using the bathroom but it's also like i do my bathroom aesthetic like it's like glam

00:08:15.020 core remember that aesthetic that was huge in the beauty community like 2010s everything's silver and

00:08:20.940 bedazzled what was that everything was white like white ikea yeah and for a while i have those

00:08:27.880 little like drawers that everybody has the organizer yes i've been watching beauty videos a long time for

00:08:33.480 a while the ownership of makeup was almost competitive yeah and then the content was

00:08:39.340 decluttering and it was faux guilt of like i can't believe how much i have

00:08:44.140 there's so much makeup yeah i don't even know i get anxiety when i think a girl likes lip liners

00:08:50.340 it's pencils that's why i'm not like i wish i could be my face like how you be your well maybe not you

00:08:56.740 but like jackie i wish i knew had the bandwidth to do it sometimes people ask me for tutorials and

00:09:04.220 i'm like i need one too bitch my tutorial pay someone hire an expert oh my god my tutorial here's

00:09:09.960 his number his name is tutorial it's pretty i mean now coming out of covid i used to travel for when

00:09:18.300 i go on tour with like a suitcase because products because i'd be like you know what i want to be able

00:09:23.200 to change it up now i'm dead serious it's one or two palettes that have a black eyeshadow a white

00:09:28.580 eyeshadow brown eyeshadow and that's all you need because i found that the makeup you bring you make

00:09:33.640 do with what you have yeah when you overpack you don't use any of it oh my god me notorious

00:09:38.360 overpacker are you an overpacker you try not to be but i wouldn't say i'm an overpacker i would say

00:09:44.400 that i i know what's in that bag yeah you know like i'm not like it's not hypothetical i'm like i

00:09:52.820 know what we're packing for yeah not me you know how like yeah you know how like you'll bring

00:09:58.020 you go on vacation you bring enough underwear like you're gonna shit yourself every single day you're

00:10:01.760 there why because i do or i want the freedom to do and what of it and what i want i want the

00:10:07.980 backup plan just in case i decide well women's underwear is small right yeah to an extent mine

00:10:13.260 isn't 40 pairs mine isn't because i have such a big like fat ass i like i just can't wear small

00:10:18.140 underwear oh well what about like early 2000s like thong when everyone was wearing those teen

00:10:24.540 little lacy thongs yeah like 50 pair and a little you know for me my sandwich ziploc bag yeah for me

00:10:32.360 my fruit of looms that i've had since college mama i need a suitcase maybe keeping underwear is like a

00:10:38.800 virgo thing because we're both virgos but like i have underwear from when i was in middle school

00:10:43.140 and i bitch i will not get rid of her girl out of nostalgia alone the war the war stories that

00:10:50.720 those underwears have i have i have underwear that i bought from like h&m in college that

00:10:56.400 i have worn holes in and i'm like that is my daughter don't ever talk to me or my son again

00:11:03.040 don't look at me or my daughter ever again we were talking about both being virgos yeah virgo girls

00:11:09.900 we're hard-working girls if honestly if you're a virgo and you don't wear underwear to the point of

00:11:14.040 being actual shreds are you really a virgo oh yeah then maybe double check your birth time

00:11:19.400 the bottom of my underwear looks like those dresses remember those dresses where the bottom

00:11:24.020 was uh squares like like it looks like dinner napkins like what was that why in the 2000s were

00:11:32.800 people doing like those dresses with jeans it was a lawless time back then real ashley tisdale core

00:11:40.280 yeah i mean like i was early 2000s vibes i got to interview michelle branch the musician and i asked

00:11:46.700 is there anything about like fashion at that time you were a pop star like early thousands like

00:11:50.760 what are you confused by she said we wear a lot of dresses with jeans that is the vibes nothing but

00:11:58.260 vibes honestly take me back i don't think anything ages well unless you're gonna describe your underwear

00:12:04.680 in a different way oh for a second i was like like you're describing it like it looks like a coal

00:12:11.120 miner like wiped his brow after a long day if your underwear was a movie what would it be what's the

00:12:17.280 title oh man i don't know i thought of a title but it's not a movie a red scare

00:12:25.880 mine's war the world mine's world war z

00:12:31.920 girl contagion mine's the country bears

00:12:36.720 brother bear

00:12:40.420 oh my god we're supposed to talk about natural beauty yeah that's what we're talking about

00:12:49.280 i'm all that leads right into our topic perfectly we're gonna talk about natural beauty being a

00:12:55.420 natural girl what's more natural than shit in yourself

00:12:57.600 as god everyone's done it everyone's done it and you know i'm i love drinking i love my other

00:13:05.720 daughter drinking but if you do pull back on drinking you do shit yourself less and you know

00:13:11.400 what that's just a sacrifice you have to be willing to make honor the other i don't like to tell shit

00:13:16.080 stories okay if you're gonna make me i live a few blocks from the golds in hollywood and i was there

00:13:22.220 the other day and i had to accept the accept the challenge that the lord had put in front of me

00:13:28.520 right and i had to boop stop that treadmill and grab my little towel and calmly exit and go home

00:13:34.300 because it was time it was time it was time she was calling it was time and i'm too famous to go

00:13:40.400 blow the door off a bathroom at the gold public at the gay gym oh i saw tricks me tells bald ass in

00:13:48.400 here and she had both her feet up on the stall like a gynecologist making her own squatty ponny

00:13:54.640 girl jumanji jumanji talk about war of the world war of the world that's how i you know it's funny

00:14:02.080 wait did you have a pre-workout uh because the last time one of the first and last times i had pre-workout

00:14:08.780 i had the same amount that my boyfriend has who is like significantly larger than me and probably uses

00:14:15.300 it more yeah all the time and that was my first time using it i didn't eat and i only had coffee

00:14:19.780 that day i was fighting for my life at 24 i i swear to god i i was talking to a higher power

00:14:27.620 girl i think if you make this stop i promise i'll never do anything bad again i was of course you

00:14:32.840 were lying no i was i was in there for so long he he literally texted me said are you okay do i have

00:14:38.020 to call somebody to like come in there i was losing it i started crying i was being beaten up

00:14:45.000 in there call the fire department no you know when you like okay yeah obviously we don't like talking

00:14:49.480 about shit but what's more natural honestly what's more natural honestly and you know it's funny i

00:14:53.820 didn't know you were gonna pick natural beauty to talk about today yeah for some reason i almost

00:14:58.440 always show up to things in drag and today i was like i'm gonna have a good time with this young

00:15:02.380 lady i admire and i'm gonna do it on drag and then you said natural beauty and i did bring my

00:15:06.880 natural natural girl i didn't bring beauty but i brought natural sans shit in your pants no shit

00:15:12.260 required for today yeah but i talk about when you shit yourself like when you are shitting yourself

00:15:16.680 or actively like when you were fighting for your life and golds like it's like you shit so bad that

00:15:21.940 you have to get like fully undressed can't even look at your phone because you're like your thoughts

00:15:26.680 are just consumed by the fact that you're being tortured if somebody might the level of

00:15:32.340 concentration girl it was queen's gambit it was queen's gambit can you have a 20s bob oh i had

00:15:39.680 the exact hair and i had her like eyes and i was like because i didn't see that show but i think most

00:15:46.720 of it that's all of it is most of it's her just like right did she ever play chess i don't know i think

00:15:53.040 the chess is presented to her and i think she's like and then they're like winner how many girls

00:15:58.640 got bangs and a chess board after that that's what i'm saying especially during the pandemic

00:16:03.320 because remember like zoe de chanel people like like get bangs and play ukulele yeah i think

00:16:09.020 queen's gambit made girls be like i'm gonna f*** this chess up get bangs and blue eyes at the same

00:16:16.000 time yeah yeah you gotta get piercing blue eyes anya taylor joy i love her i love her too

00:16:21.600 i just re-watched the program called um split oh she's so beautiful i forgot she was in that

00:16:29.760 she's iconic this is scary movie yeah do you like scary movies love do you i used to hate them but i

00:16:36.340 really enjoy watching them now but when i was a kid i used i was a big scaredy cat so i didn't like

00:16:40.140 watching them do you live alone no i live with my boyfriend okay yeah you don't have nothing to be

00:16:44.360 scared of is your man like six five he's gonna tear a ghost head off i know he literally one time

00:16:51.440 so i have a security system on my house right that anytime anything opens window door anything

00:16:57.960 it tells you exactly what's open so it'll be like front it'll beep twice since his front door open the

00:17:03.200 fridge yeah so like one time we're in bed like eating food as you do you guys ate food yeah in bed

00:17:11.240 quirky just so not like other couples anyways we're sitting there eating like truly like i'm

00:17:19.600 eating like no one's watching me so it's like neanderthal type shit and then we're both eating

00:17:25.160 like that and then we knew like we were ready for bed like no one's coming over i heard that beep and

00:17:30.860 it said front door open my i was like immediately i was like and he got up and he was holding his only

00:17:37.920 his fork and he was holding the bedroom door also what were you planning on doing we're gonna fork

00:17:43.420 someone he was like i don't know i was just preparing just in case i was like with the fork

00:17:49.360 unless the intruder is a chicken primavera like your chicken parm yeah at least you're at least your

00:17:56.700 man's like gonna stand up for you i i bought a new house and i would i've been going there to swim

00:18:01.200 even though i haven't moved in yet yeah and so no i'm not moved in but i'm swimming so it feels like

00:18:04.780 i'm absolutely squatting squatters rights but it's an old house it's built in the 1800s and

00:18:09.980 i'm scared of it it's scary to me i've never had a big empty house like that by myself and yesterday

00:18:14.380 i thought the house was watching me so i call monster house yeah one white claw and i'm like

00:18:19.860 oh i'm being killed i call david and i go david i feel like i was in the kitchen and i i felt like

00:18:25.500 i felt like i felt someone in the room with me and not just in the room with me i felt like i felt

00:18:30.100 someone smiling oh yeah and he goes instead of being like oh babe i'm sure you just imagine it

00:18:36.640 he goes i'm getting an apartment i'm not moving in with you that kind of energy i rebuke so i will

00:18:42.300 no longer be moving in with you yeah i apologize you could have said anything instead he goes oh my

00:18:47.480 god you got to get out of there i'm like yeah not a good person to have in times of crises what's his

00:18:54.840 sign aries oh i think that's our love match right yeah i mean yeah aries meant well aries men are

00:19:03.080 pretty i always kind of describe aries as like you know when you're driving and you're like what if i

00:19:07.860 just ran this car off the road like those impulsive thoughts aries people just do them they just give

00:19:13.140 in oh to the impulsivity and then they're like it's fine it'll be fine he's an aries he's an aries

00:19:18.460 bitch rising he's a bitch rising well that's probably why you guys are a match yeah and he

00:19:25.340 has road rage oh does he what do you think about road rage i don't i mean i'll sometimes i'll get

00:19:31.060 mad in my own car and then i feel embarrassed that i got mad do you ever have that i don't have a car

00:19:36.380 i don't drive i had a bike and it got stolen that's unfortunate but that's how i started running

00:19:42.300 marathons was i didn't have any wheels we talked we talked a lot about marathons yeah against my

00:19:48.440 will is what we should say i didn't want to talk about your marathon people who run marathons want

00:19:54.200 nothing more than to put you in an interrogation room and lock you to the table and sit down and go

00:19:59.580 well i started training and they want to start from the beginning yeah and they're like oh these

00:20:07.000 these their hokas are on the table oh they're like oh oh these oh my god i'm so embarrassed

00:20:11.800 are you wearing the clifton eights the hokas yeah oh my god i'm so i'm so embarrassed like

00:20:18.240 those are my running shoes oh it's so weird oh my god i was training for a marathon so i give you a

00:20:22.940 lot of props on this you know with tiktoks i watch a lot girls running you know they're like mile eight

00:20:27.920 mile 12 like i love that they're like let's go on a run and we're gonna run 14 miles and then they

00:20:34.720 run 14 miles i mean as far as i know i'm believing them i was gonna say you could do that too and you

00:20:39.360 could just take a walk around the block mary i just i just moved to the other side of the the

00:20:44.120 field yeah i'm like 18 miles done this level glam too guys i did 16 miles oh my god i'm so sweaty

00:20:52.360 i'm quirky that's so me i watch them like it's gonna do anything for me because i'm never gonna

00:20:58.740 run 14 miles i wish i could though now does your boy your your boyfriend he's most people who lift

00:21:05.240 don't like cardio that much yeah he doesn't like cardio no he loves cardio okay good yeah

00:21:09.800 during the pandemic though i think is when he really got into cardio but now he's into boxing

00:21:14.680 that's like his new thing super super into boxing right now straight guys they love boxing because i

00:21:22.800 think their fantasy is that someone tries to fight them and they like mike tyson one shot take them out

00:21:28.620 that's their dream or they turn around and they're like yes you want to fight me oh no oh no oh my god

00:21:37.640 i wish i knew how to fight yeah he literally got into it because he needed a new form of cardio because

00:21:42.720 it's more exciting to him so that's like what he wants to do so he's boxing now there's a guy at

00:21:48.220 gold's who runs on the treadmill and then every like 10 minutes he gets off the treadmill and he lets it

00:21:52.360 run and he stands behind the treadmill and air punches shadow boxing do you just air punches i said work

00:21:57.800 yeah there's a guy that goes to our gym that um has no training of for of like muay thai or like

00:22:03.720 any kind of mma um he just comes barefoot never brings shoes kicks the bag like a million times

00:22:10.380 and then talks to people about jesus so i don't know if that's the same he doesn't have shoes on

00:22:16.600 no he comes barefoot and he kick boxes in there and then he talks to people like spreads the gospel

00:22:21.640 while he's in there girl and i feel like maybe don't maybe don't you know what that is this is

00:22:28.140 not the same but one time i went to halifax canada for a gig and the woman who picked me up the airport

00:22:32.860 i said oh you don't have any shoes on she goes don't have none and i said why and she says don't

00:22:38.780 need none and that woman was michelle obama that woman and now she became sarah silverman

00:22:45.520 and she went on to do comedy and honestly she said i don't need any shoes and i was like i guess i

00:22:51.840 don't have any further questions i mean you don't need them that kind of person huh she's right though

00:22:56.720 the other you know friday i i sprained this foot yeah because i was doing a show for um hgtv and at

00:23:03.020 the end of the day i got out of drag i sent my assistant home i said don't worry brandon i'll get

00:23:06.340 the bags i put on these these death traps these gucci slides and i step out of the star wagon

00:23:13.120 and i it has the star wagon has stairs that automatically pop out i was in a hurry

00:23:18.300 missed all the stairs hit the ground the pas were like are you okay i was so embarrassed and

00:23:24.600 flustered i'm like yeah i'm fine and i limp away and i couldn't even tell anybody what happened

00:23:29.380 because i'm not gonna say like a deer that got shot in the woods oh like uh i fell out of my star

00:23:34.280 wagon in my gucci slides feel bad for me you know yeah it's a real you you know what i mean so then i

00:23:40.500 had to limp around all weekend but luckily it's back that's good

00:23:43.980 you ever watch the simple life yeah i'd never seen it till during covid i saw it like a like a few

00:23:53.220 episodes but i didn't like it wasn't really my thing i loved it it was really great i was so

00:23:57.880 young i think you were like in college i was 40 i think you were like in your mid 30s at that point

00:24:03.420 40 um i'm 30 i do look 50 but i'm 32 but you gotta understand with katya i'm always like the

00:24:10.040 young one yeah but also by drag standards most people who do drag have the good sense by 30 to

00:24:16.120 either quit or go missing and i'm still out here like everybody in drag is 21 45 pounds and wet

00:24:25.300 soaking wet covered in glitter the drag queens now wear wet human units wow like a wet look always

00:24:32.860 wet look human units got it zero body they're just comfortable it's young people in bikinis and wet

00:24:40.100 human units and i'm over here corseted to hell wearing a mattress on my legs

00:24:44.820 wearing lines on my face hieroglyphics on my nose and they're all comfortable and happy and i'm like

00:24:52.020 can we go home well now i get why you didn't want to come in drag yeah i'm glad you felt

00:24:57.700 comfortable being your natural beautiful self with me thank you i just i love i love your your content

00:25:03.240 thank you you honestly were for a while the only reason i opened tiktok period and britney but don't

00:25:11.740 tell britney that britney your toilet content is also really amazing if you're not a woman on a

00:25:17.660 toilet i won't watch there you go that sounds that's that's not what i meant oh my god you

00:25:24.220 ever get comments of men like are you on the toilet can you move the camera down no they tell me um are

00:25:30.680 you on the toilet um you're a fat bitch so it's a little bit different has anyone ever told you that

00:25:36.540 you're a buffalo back bitch you know it's so funny my last name wait listen my last name is off wallow

00:25:43.340 right that's how you pronounce it uh-huh but it's spelled like i guess to white people they're like

00:25:48.120 buffalo and what's what's big and fat buffalo also this stupid bitch i hate so they call me drew buffalo

00:25:54.420 that's like a thing in the jim bro community right and i called myself a buffalo back bitch because

00:26:01.360 that's funnier and i gave it to them and i was like you guys had this and like what a layup like i can't

00:26:07.520 believe you picked buffalo and no one's called me a baby bag buffalo bag bitch like you know what i'm

00:26:13.120 saying like not once well it's like you put the kick me sign there and then they kicked you and

00:26:17.920 they're like yes gotcha i also love this thing you do when you make fun of them and you're like

00:26:23.140 yeah that's how they sound to me i do that a lot i've yeah oh i'm so glad my legacy grows that's like

00:26:29.580 my tick i love that yeah i a lot of people have told me that that and i call people cool guy a lot

00:26:36.740 cool i always tell them cool guy cool guy that's that's pretty bad someone yeah someone literally

00:26:42.780 commented said i'm not gonna lie if you called me a cool guy like that i might have to kill myself

00:26:46.460 it's pretty bad that's like um champ yeah only the coolest of guys some guy wrote something on my

00:26:54.720 sponsored video thanks for your support by the way and it was some bullshit but he was uh

00:27:00.220 his username was a guy who loves cars and all his content is just cars and then i put car content

00:27:08.500 now that's cool that's all i put and then he was like you you fat back bitch and then i put only

00:27:16.980 the coolest of guys like cars it's just so and they fold immediately next time he's in his car he's

00:27:26.480 like he just pulls over on the side of the road and runs and then he starts

00:27:31.500 and then he becomes one of those girls running 14 miles a day i i get when i get i get on the

00:27:39.940 whenever i have a youtube video trend i'll end up on people's algorithm more and then there'll be

00:27:43.840 someone someone who's never seen me and it'll be like me cooking in an easy bake oven i mean

00:27:49.080 actually wholesome content yeah i mean i'm in there in a wig burning my fingers

00:27:52.680 it's not like i'm in in a wig like saying like

00:27:56.640 conservatist god like i'm not doing anything like that i'm not doing my

00:28:02.040 yeah there you go and i'm just like isn't isn't aren't toys fun it's pretty wholesome

00:28:08.080 yeah and that the comments will be like what is it and i'm always like how did you get here

00:28:13.160 i don't know what what other men in wig content have you consumed yeah that led you

00:28:19.820 candyland style like to hear wanderlust although you know all the way to your account there has

00:28:25.640 to be a show where we we we come clean with our youtube search histories because i would like things

00:28:30.720 i want to know about it's things i'm afraid to ask people if i've asked the internet it's because

00:28:36.400 there's no one in my life i can ask you know body horror yeah like i feel that or things that i know

00:28:43.300 i should know and i'm embarrassed to admit i'm like what's the capital of this and i click send

00:28:50.880 it's like that's a country and i'm like i got it yeah got it now i don't need to ask what's the

00:28:55.400 capital of philadelphia me mine that's a city i'm like my google search history is literally like

00:29:00.700 why does my car make beep beep beep beep noise like that's the type of shit i'm googling which is

00:29:07.080 like okay car shit is like the only time i truly feel like what misogynists believe women are like

00:29:15.300 an idiot like a vapid stupid idiot because like i had to get two new tires on my car recently and the

00:29:22.060 guy's talking to me on the phone he's like okay um i was like yeah can you service my car he's like

00:29:26.420 yeah you can read it on monday blah blah i'm like okay cool he goes okay so are the tires like super

00:29:33.220 duper trek 3000 like whatever the that's what it sounded like to me uh-huh and then i go i couldn't

00:29:38.620 tell you to be honest and he goes okay are they do you know if you have all-wheel drive four-wheel

00:29:43.780 drive two-wheel drive super motor 3000 and i'm like are you freestyle rapping i know so do you even

00:29:50.960 need me for this conversation i told him i said i'm gonna tell you what i do know about this car it's

00:29:55.560 gray that's it man that's where it ends and watch it was blue and he said

00:30:03.040 what color is it and i said gray and then he goes well at least you know one of the questions and

00:30:08.220 that felt like a read but i couldn't even like fight with him because i was like you're right

00:30:12.000 i don't know anything about this car i just i just know that this tire is flat well that's it i don't

00:30:19.100 want to read you but there's this i follow the account of this bird called apollo the african gray

00:30:24.960 parrot okay and he can tell colors and if he gets the color right his owner gives him a pistachio

00:30:30.120 and so next time if he gives you a pistachio then it's a reason then then it's he's also a

00:30:38.060 tiktok user yeah if he goes what color is the car and you go blue and he goes good job then it's

00:30:43.640 pretty then he takes off his face and he's the bird teaching me colors i i watch a lot of animal

00:30:49.840 me too me too if i'm like if you seemed a person even a monkey's too close to a person i'm like next

00:30:55.680 i want it used to be like oh i want um a veteran coming surprising his son yeah i want a person

00:31:04.780 turning on their cochlear implant i want um i want that i want a kid um getting a present on

00:31:10.900 christmas morning freaking out and crying that's what you want i used to want that and now i just

00:31:15.860 want like a a bird does a trick yeah a dog does nothing yeah sleeping perfect

00:31:23.480 i was like one of my hyper fixations on tiktok like my new like rabbit holes i go down besides

00:31:30.540 fairy or tiktok which we did talk about changing horseshoes and shit i love it i want to get involved

00:31:36.860 i don't know how but we should do something sometime where we go help i would love to do that i always

00:31:41.680 wonder if their back hurts they're always hunched you know why you like it representation we're

00:31:46.500 looking at our own damn feet we're like damn can i get his number how do you do that do you do house

00:31:51.540 calls do you have to be a horse yeah is that like a requirement if i go kick shit for three months

00:31:57.760 scrape it off my foot bitch if i let my boyfriend ride me like a horse will you come change mine too

00:32:03.860 it's also i love bag packing videos but the specifically the girls that love like san rio

00:32:10.620 and they have all like uh lounge fly backpacks all san rio characters matching wallets matching

00:32:18.140 sanitizer matching napkins matching everything that's the virgo i'm obsessed with i will watch

00:32:23.880 those for hours i'll literally like you know what i mean like baby baby stimulation videos those are

00:32:28.400 those for me yeah uh and this is some virgo shit cleaning yeah power washing love power washing you

00:32:36.000 would think i'm reading the rosetta stone watching someone scrub their toilet i'm like oh my god i'm

00:32:42.360 watching jesus write the 12 commandments girl girl um live you would think i'm looking at hidden figures

00:32:49.120 like equations yeah look at that look i was just at the trixie motel this weekend and we were power

00:32:56.780 washing but my foot was injured so i got to sit with my foot up and watch david power wash and it

00:33:02.460 was like porn you're gonna look at like watching like a tv show it's like we're but i don't have to

00:33:09.000 limp for a day you just get to admire yeah i love that like when they're like let's reorganize like

00:33:15.940 sunday late sunday reorganizing videos girl i'm all about it two days ago i had the night off and i said

00:33:22.560 you know what i'm gonna do i went to cvs i bought a bunch of cleaning products i got on my hands and

00:33:26.880 knees in my bathroom and scrubbed it i didn't listen to music i didn't watch anything silence

00:33:32.140 you would think i was forrest gump like like in prison with the toothbrush or not prison in the

00:33:38.480 army part in forrest gump have you ever seen forrest gump yes okay there's a part where he's uh

00:33:42.320 scrubbing the floor and bubba's like you can fry it roll it roll it that was me yeah that was

00:33:48.340 katya watching you yeah david no katya's like there's a lot of things you can do with sequin

00:33:52.820 fabric stone it sew it yeah i love oh i love a clean it's always the girls with like their sleeves

00:34:00.200 are really long white nails lots of rings or gloves yeah organizing you know when they like take all the

00:34:06.340 shit out and put it in glassware or something like mason jars you know what i mean i watched a girl build a

00:34:11.720 hot cocoa bar and she posted the video on like december 24th i'm like christmas is over babe

00:34:18.760 because it was christmas themed but i i watched that there watch all three minutes of it no christmas

00:34:22.820 is extended when she drops that video she said actually the 26th is christmas you know what i

00:34:28.200 also love woman three and a half inch thick acrylic nails yeah clear clear acrylics yeah bronzers in a

00:34:36.140 in a row eyeshadows in a row yeah like not not makeup hoarding yeah makeup organized love it that

00:34:42.560 is such a virgo thing that's such a virgo thing and my my makeup bag it's fine and it gets cleaned a

00:34:48.920 lot but you know what i do between tour legs now i open the makeup bag and throw everything away

00:34:52.480 yeah i mean with you getting so much makeup all the time we get so much pr i'm like why am i squeezing

00:34:58.480 the end of this foundation why am i cutting it with scissors yeah i've done that so many times i've cut

00:35:03.440 it open because part of me is like i can't throw this away knowing there's something in there that

00:35:07.760 doesn't feel right you know what's funny is my boyfriend does that with lotion a lot he'll take

00:35:12.380 my nice scissors cut open like a nivea bottle in the middle to get to the bottom when i moved out of

00:35:18.940 my parents house my sister goes she moved into that room and she goes you know what's so funny is

00:35:23.900 i've never seen so many cut up lotion bottles like just randomly you'd think someone had like a

00:35:29.620 vendetta against lotion the bone murdering he's in there playing creepy music like

00:35:35.640 alone in the dark facing the wall at least you know listen the uh yeah flip side of the coin is

00:35:44.200 he's not even seeing the bottom of the bottle because he doesn't use it

00:35:47.520 what do you think about like three in one that don't the straight guys they love this the soap

00:35:52.860 shampoo yeah three in one yeah as a man i think i've used those great way to get a rash

00:35:58.440 the amount of like cologne in those yeah well it's all masking no real cleaning and all rash

00:36:07.160 yeah no i my boyfriend has never used those thank god but now his like shower routine's extended

00:36:13.800 because his hair is really long like mine yeah so we have like the turby twist we have like a scalp

00:36:18.820 scrub you know what i mean girl he's doing his knee day he's like get out of the bathroom no he

00:36:23.400 literally tells me he's like can you watch the dog like i have to shower and he's in there for like

00:36:27.360 two hours routine and everything yeah yesterday i heard him turn on music just vibing and then yeah

00:36:33.520 yeah yeah but tell me it's like straight boy music is it like is it like is it um what's straight

00:36:39.320 boy music is it limp biscuit yeah no it's not is it the offspring he's a man but he's not white

00:36:45.620 i'm listing like the worst like i'm like chumba wumba you're like kid rock

00:36:52.000 what are the straight guys listen to oh bad bunny do they like i don't know the girls love bad bunny

00:37:00.620 yeah yeah there's a guy on grinder in hollywood who looks like bad bunny and his grinder says no

00:37:05.140 i'm not bad bunny i'm like yeah bad bunny's gonna come up as gay by going to hollywood

00:37:10.140 and making a grinder making a public grinder not even on raya not even well you haven't been

00:37:16.700 i don't know a single person who's been on raya i you know what's funny is some of my creator friends

00:37:22.280 have told me they've been rejected multiple times from raya which feels like a read but i also like

00:37:27.900 my i was telling my boyfriend i'm like i should join just to see i want to be a fly you know what i mean

00:37:33.700 i just want to see who's in there i get kicked i get kicked off grinder probably every three months

00:37:38.820 for impersonating a celebrity you know how many times i've had to dm the twitter of grinder and send

00:37:43.940 him a picture of me with my government id and my government hair and i have to go like hi it's me

00:37:50.400 again yes i was trolling for dick on the internet and apparently no one believes

00:37:55.020 that i'm an f***able monster like me could ever be yeah ever be tricksy mattel people will be

00:38:03.400 so mean people will be like mean and uppity about you they're like nice try

00:38:06.740 and i love myself i think i'm whatever i have body neutrality if i was trying to catfish

00:38:13.860 i'd go bigger than me a 32 year old bald crossdresser they're like that's the one

00:38:20.780 see they're aiming for the middle and that's how i know it's not real yeah it's too realistic

00:38:25.020 there's no way i would love to join raya just to see i'd love to know if like michael b jordan's

00:38:32.440 really in there i doubt it i feel like it's mostly just industry people it's probably just michael

00:38:36.340 jordan michael jordan not michael b jordan not like he got denied they're like nice try that's what

00:38:43.940 they told him i bet you it's more rich people than famous people to be honest that's what i thought too

00:38:47.900 one of my friends told me that her friend is in there and it's mostly just industry people like

00:38:52.340 directors producers that kind of stuff which gives me creep vibes but i'm so curious like do you ever

00:38:58.680 see celebrity couples and think what do they talk about i would love to know what that conversation

00:39:03.600 sounds like uh kirsten dunst just married that one man yeah the blonde guy yeah i'm like i want to

00:39:09.480 know what these two actual siblings talk about when they go home because i love when people look like

00:39:15.520 each other in relationships i love it people i was like okay this brother and sister yeah combo

00:39:21.980 yeah like i see like the sweet life of zach and cody like that's who they are the sprouse twins

00:39:27.700 like when ariana grande and p davidson were dating dating oh what i what i would give to like just

00:39:35.360 know what they were talking about they both love hoodies they both love hoodies being so small

00:39:40.920 so small sm smol small we all as a man i know that i need to get on whatever shit pete davidson's on

00:39:48.260 because people want people would gun down their family to fucking at this point yeah like and

00:39:55.100 and kim k too price just went up girl they really did although there's always these people that people

00:40:01.780 think are like um like irrevocably hot like when people always thought johnny depp was super hot yeah

00:40:08.000 like to i don't know the crow no like what are you talking about so i don't there's always these

00:40:16.240 people where i'm like really and um he's one of them where i'm like really yeah pete davidson i

00:40:21.200 talked about this with brenny when she was on my show i was like i would just love to know like what

00:40:25.080 him and kim k talked about like just normal conversation just the two of you like when you're

00:40:31.000 driving in the car what are you talking about you know he put that dress on at least once he probably

00:40:36.240 ripped it he's the one who plucked it up people's he was wearing it backwards yes 100 but even he said

00:40:44.320 it's not big even he said that well that's the problem right if everybody starts saying you have

00:40:48.980 a big dick then even if you do you're just meeting quota yeah it's it's not impressive at that point

00:40:55.280 you should actually go and spread rumors that you like it's really small yes and then you show up like

00:41:00.520 let's go girls i don't think shania twain comes out okay now that we're so far off the rails we can

00:41:10.820 talk about natural beauty speaking of controlling women okay so love this we're gonna talk about a

00:41:18.100 video i'm just gonna describe it to you okay it's applicable to our topic of like natural beauty

00:41:23.080 natural girls right so uh basically this girl made a tiktok asking guys if they like girls who have

00:41:29.160 fake eyelashes hair etc and a guy stitched the video saying most real guys want a woman who's

00:41:34.980 natural so overly long nails and fake eyelashes i don't like that a real man will like you for who

00:41:41.300 you are not who you pretend to be first of all at me next time really long eyelashes really long nails

00:41:46.760 just go ahead and at me not like long nails no apparently i mean single men say it so i don't

00:41:53.200 know how valid it is i don't know it's i have one of my best friends is is a straight man it's crazy

00:41:58.780 and he he is like you know i'm just i'm so steeped in gay gay world yeah i forget yeah i forget that

00:42:07.040 people are really out here having sex with the opposite gender yeah they are it's a war zone and

00:42:11.420 i said he's like he's like you know i said are you one of those guys who's like you you tell a girl

00:42:16.580 i think you look best with no makeup on yeah and um i'm not gonna say what he said but i said less

00:42:23.280 than favorable you haven't figured out that they don't have it on for you yeah i don't think you

00:42:28.180 figured that out yet yeah it's like one of those like 80s movies where like he takes her glasses off

00:42:34.000 and he's like you really are beautiful or take your ponytail out no like whoa you should do porn

00:42:39.700 you know 100 although i love like i should do it i think we should have sex immediately yeah

00:42:46.840 people don't i mean um nail culture is different yeah than it was even five years ago yeah i agree

00:42:56.020 and now people who don't even like makeup that much wear wild nails yeah whereas i think i used to think

00:43:03.580 that i think it used to be more like crazy nails was what went beyond somebody who loved beauty and

00:43:09.280 hair and makeup yeah yeah nails was like the final frontier of your transformation the final

00:43:14.660 infinity stone yeah yeah whereas now i think like fun nails people wear it more like clothes yeah for

00:43:21.780 sure i mean i when i was like seven i asked my mom to get acrylics i was like i saw a bitch with them

00:43:29.000 and i want to live that life i want to have what she has and my mom was like let's maybe wait till

00:43:33.940 puberty you know what i mean because i was like in elementary school yeah and then as soon as i was old

00:43:38.760 enough i was like give them to me bitch put them on me immediately as soon as i had my first pair

00:43:43.380 which were like real chode small ones uh-huh i was like this is my entire personality now i fear i'll

00:43:49.660 never go back i'm rotted for drag i wear a short square french tip that's like somehow shorter than

00:43:55.900 my real nail just because what i have to do costume changes and stuff i can't and then and then on stage

00:44:01.120 when i have to put the guitar i have to not have nails so i paint them every night yeah yeah yeah nothing

00:44:05.340 makes me feel more like a woman than to be in full drag with my little mic pack on and stuff

00:44:09.620 sell your hands and fast drive

00:44:12.000 and they're like five minutes i'm like thank you you're going like this oh 100 yeah but i used to

00:44:20.200 wear really long square ones like that when i used to lip sync primarily especially in clubs because

00:44:23.880 when you have to lip sync it just makes you want to do hand choreography yeah yeah i'm sure do you feel

00:44:28.940 expressive don't you feel like they're expressive yeah and i also talk with my hands a lot anyways so it

00:44:33.820 kind of just made sense for me to have long nails just like as the years have gone on my nails have

00:44:38.540 gotten better and longer do you ever do this not really but do you want to yeah it's always there

00:44:45.100 it's more so the clacking like when you're on your phone you know what i mean like that i've learned

00:44:50.520 how to do it so it doesn't make noise but sometimes when i'm feeling it i'll just do that i saw that you

00:44:55.780 know nikki tutorials yes icon i saw this fierce video of hers where she said everybody's always asking me

00:45:00.660 how i wipe when i have my nails on yeah they asked me that too and she says what i do is i take

00:45:04.500 toilet paper and i roll it up and then i mind my business and it was such a serve i don't i say i

00:45:10.400 don't i don't wipe i tell them i said who wipes you guys wipe and i was like i just walk around with

00:45:16.740 shit in my ass all the time i feel like that's how god intended it you know what i mean i'm a girl i

00:45:21.760 don't get my hands dirty because you have a tushy yeah get the tushy collab i don't know i feel so

00:45:26.120 weird with a bidet mary i got one yeah okay what they don't tell you is you do have to adjust the

00:45:32.360 water pressure girl in your whole house no or just for that toilet okay the way i pressure washed my

00:45:39.160 asshole off the first time i tried it the way i took skin off so that wasn't relaxing like when

00:45:45.420 you watch pressure washing no i was like well good thing i have a bidet to wash my wound now

00:45:50.140 a fire hose and they dm'd me because they saw my tweet and i they said oh you want to adjust the

00:45:56.300 pressure i said got it thank you tushy i appreciate you it is turnt though i mean no toilet paper all of

00:46:02.380 the pandemic everybody's like there's no toilet paper i'm like no need babe no need you know that's

00:46:07.000 what happens when you're rich i'm pressure washing my anus i'm cool and what the fuck were y'all doing

00:46:13.760 sleeping but you know how the rich stay rich they don't have to buy toilet paper

00:46:16.820 that's how they keep their wealth ellen in that mansion it's not about the tv show

00:46:21.040 she has a tushy elon musk girl tushy anybody rich tushy tushy always a tushy yeah that's how you know

00:46:28.440 but i i feel like with nails especially like for most people they're really inconvenient which is

00:46:35.360 should tell you right then and there that it's a personal choice like you just like them

00:46:39.280 totally they're super inconvenient for a lot of different people i hate the condescending like

00:46:43.820 how do you do anything me i could never i'm like well yeah look at you yeah that makes sense

00:46:51.240 well i think the implication originally was like if you have nice nails it means you

00:46:55.920 have a life where you don't have to work yeah so that's the like original implication yeah and now

00:47:01.440 it's drag of that and i'm like and what of it yeah and also you're like if i do get a hands-on

00:47:07.020 job i still have these no i do i literally i lift and stuff in these with these with just the nail tip

00:47:13.100 yeah people always ask me they're like how do you lift and stuff like go to the gym and because

00:47:18.340 i do lift pretty heavy and i was like you don't grab things like like this you know what i'm saying

00:47:23.960 maybe you should yeah like you grab them like i said the only thing i can't do is ball my fist up

00:47:27.960 but that doesn't mean i can't beat your ass so let's get that straight but a lot of backhanding

00:47:33.080 yeah wow do you always do it to an extent you just can't like curl them in you like square tip

00:47:38.940 yeah i used to be an almond girl or oval mom it's about square that's what i'm saying i love

00:47:45.380 square same i think it elongates fingers it makes it look so feminine it also looks like i hope you

00:47:51.020 are okay with this purposely a little tacky yeah that's what i like about it me too i'm a gaudy

00:47:56.460 extra ass bitch and i knew that about you you knew that in the virgo yeah and then i shit myself on

00:48:03.060 vacation and that's why we're friends yeah duh that's why we get along long square nails she

00:48:09.060 shits herself girl that's my and her name's also britney roski so there you go girl if one of you

00:48:16.180 ever the other one could take over there you go for each other one of us kicks the bucket

00:48:20.980 same just absorb each other like a twin in the womb although you're kind of like the

00:48:25.440 the your your styles she's more the yeehaw yeah you don't dress like she dressed like she owns a

00:48:32.320 a few cracker barrels several franchise cracker barrel nightclubs that's what she dresses like

00:48:38.440 it's a cracker barrel with a disco ball it's coyote ugly but cracker barrel yes did you see the

00:48:43.260 video of her meeting harry styles yes i did i retweeted it were you jealous i wasn't jealous really

00:48:48.180 because i don't i i don't love him that way she does i know she does and i was so happy for her

00:48:53.800 she i knew she was happy but in the pictures it looked like her whole family just died because

00:48:57.840 she's like i know some people were like is she okay because i retweeted it and i said i'm so happy

00:49:03.860 for her what did you do to her is everything okay should i call somebody i don't know i was talking

00:49:10.640 about this with someone the other day i don't know if i would ever be like i don't know if i would

00:49:14.860 have that reaction to famous people i'm not sure though maybe it depends who yeah i guess it depends

00:49:20.760 i don't really know i couldn't think of anyone when someone asked me like who's someone that you

00:49:24.420 would like fangirl over really bad now especially now that i do this i don't know who i would feel

00:49:29.620 that way i did say though that i would love like i'd probably be really fangirly over caesar milan

00:49:34.640 you know the dog the dog whisperer yeah the one and only why you love the show yeah i'm just i'm

00:49:40.840 just fascinated i just find his talent so like i don't know hypnotizing i mean if we're being

00:49:47.220 gross training dogs is extremely impressive that's what i'm saying a lot of things entertainment

00:49:52.340 are not that impressive i mean it's true you know that's why i'm like i've i've met i've met a few

00:49:57.900 famous people or seen them at the very least and nothing really like stirs me quite like that

00:50:03.300 beyonce that might that might geek me out a little bit but i i don't think i'm one of those

00:50:08.820 people that's like if you're that famous i like don't want to talk to you you have to hide yeah

00:50:13.140 because i just don't know what i would say and i don't want to be there when it happens you know

00:50:17.300 what i mean no i get it i'll mentally check out while it's happening so i don't have to experience

00:50:21.220 it if it's embarrassing dissociate yeah immediately yeah that's why i'm like well and sometimes i think

00:50:26.860 like they don't care about me like what are we going to talk about the weather we have nothing

00:50:31.920 in common they live in a different plane of existence than i do yeah i got to meet emma bunton once

00:50:37.480 a baby spice oh yeah yeah yeah and it was it was dissociative yeah identity disorder yeah i blacked

00:50:43.520 out and you're like we're like people tell us all the time that we look so much alike you and her

00:50:47.680 no i said did you tell her that no i said to her i said i spent most of my youth pretending to be you

00:50:53.360 and honestly most of my adulthood just like fyi and she told me my boots had girl power and i said

00:50:59.160 work bitch i gotta go it was like it was like i remember the titan speech i was like crying oh my

00:51:07.400 god a monologue yeah an acceptance speech yeah that's i think that if i ever win like an emmy i'm

00:51:13.880 gonna thank emma bunton and only her and only her he's the first i want to thank emma bunton i'm gonna

00:51:19.980 thank my god baby spice thank you so much and you just leave just walk right off go shit yourself

00:51:28.040 right after okay back to this guy's video he basically said okay natural girl guys only like

00:51:35.320 natural girls blah blah blah so someone commented on it and said women think these things look good

00:51:40.760 as a competition between themselves but dudes usually want the slightly busted chick that's natural and

00:51:48.420 cute slightly busted slightly busted chick what's your type slightly busted

00:51:54.960 i mean someone who's not ugly but thinks they are so i can like really manipulate that also when

00:52:03.020 these guys are on porn hub i guarantee you they're not looking for the thumbnail of the girl with no

00:52:07.140 makeup on slightly busted they're at porn searches slightly busted girl slightly busty girls busty you know

00:52:15.020 what i mean i don't know i always just think of the comments of these people i mean

00:52:18.380 i guess in gay world gay guys are extremely critical of men too but it's not alien and so

00:52:24.580 it's not so ignorant yeah yeah i mean the whole competition thing that's a male thing like a

00:52:31.700 straight man like entrenched in toxic masculinity thing where they're constantly like peacocking

00:52:37.920 against one another like dick measuring they do that yeah women don't do that i mean like

00:52:43.960 typically women don't do that women who have internalized misogyny will do that

00:52:47.640 yeah which again men are the root of all evil so there you go and women dick measuring

00:52:52.240 yeah you know yeah not every woman can even participate in that there you go so that's what

00:52:56.820 i'm saying so it's one of those things where i'm like you it's like the most intense form of delusion

00:53:02.440 they like convince themselves that like women are constantly performing like a circus act for them

00:53:07.880 and they're just taking their pig of the litter you know what i love and this is horrible i get

00:53:12.500 booked on things where you know i'm huge i'm six feet tall and then in drag i'm probably almost seven

00:53:16.820 feet tall yeah and when i get to work with a straight guy yeah who's really short i know that he's not

00:53:23.760 thrilled that i'm seven feet tall and i'm there and you're beat down and i'm like i like crouched

00:53:30.280 i'm like hi honey you know and of course it you do totally and i just get i love being tall i i'm a

00:53:36.140 big fan of drag queens who are super tall like rupaul's like nine feet tall damn i know you are

00:53:41.100 really tall i'm i'm tall too so everyone who sees me online thinks that i'm like four three does

00:53:46.820 something happen to you that happens to me meet and greets where the first thing they say is oh my

00:53:50.080 god you're so big you're so tall yeah you know wait okay you'll probably get this because you're tall

00:53:55.280 you're a tall girl just like me but like i was explaining this to my sister the other day and she

00:54:00.180 was like laughing so hard she was crying but i was like okay so sometimes this is not a read okay but

00:54:05.240 like sometimes i'll meet girls and this always it's a very specific type of girl but they love me they're

00:54:11.640 like oh my god i love you so much i'm such a big fan i'm like thank you like that's so sweet can i take

00:54:15.980 a picture of course we go to take a picture they do that short girl shit where they like hold my stomach

00:54:22.800 like we're at prom do they do that fucking shit to you because it makes me and i said don't hold me like

00:54:28.980 i'm your man girl like the way that they they stand in front of you and they put your arms around

00:54:34.520 their belly and they look like a portrait they gaze off into the distance yeah they put a tuxedo

00:54:40.120 jacket on me like this and they like do the little shoulder shit where they're going you know what i

00:54:45.040 mean oh it makes me like it makes me upset that doesn't happen to me but when girls take pictures

00:54:51.880 with me they'll go like oh my god i feel so petite yeah they they emphasize it's a very specific type

00:54:58.500 of person it's always like oh my god i'm so small i feel so small yeah they're like oh my god like

00:55:01.980 you're so big first of all big it's such a choice word big like big in the uk yeah a lot of fans there

00:55:09.140 yeah like they're like big like the movie big with tom hanks the gay boys love you though right yeah

00:55:15.380 the gay boys love you yeah they do you know some women just always have like a gravitational pull

00:55:19.480 to gay men i'm assuming you're that woman when did you know that you had a gravitational pull for

00:55:25.920 the gays um well i think mostly like because any man who comes up to me like someone who identifies

00:55:34.020 as a male uh-huh who comes up to me um immediately they they tell me i'm gay so like they don't even

00:55:41.720 give me a chance to say anything they're like hey girl such a big fan i'm gay by the way so like

00:55:46.320 you're like and you're still bald bitch and i'll still read you bitch no then i go oh

00:55:52.000 thank you congrats right like what do i that's how i knew because that's the first thing they tell me

00:55:58.040 also gay women love me too love well yeah they they love me when my first few episodes of my show

00:56:04.560 people were like this should just be called drew's show with the most famous lesbians on social media

00:56:09.440 because the lesbians online are like spit roast that man no truly gay guys are like

00:56:15.740 men because gay guys are men they're like men are horrible you're right there you go they encourage

00:56:20.080 me all the time and so that's how i knew i've had like i could probably count on one hand the amount

00:56:25.280 of times i've had a straight man approach me like and say something to me they've never ever been

00:56:30.600 negative but sometimes they'll tell me like like one time this dude chased me down was holding a baby

00:56:35.480 he goes me and my wife are such big fans of you can we take a picture with you with our baby

00:56:40.920 and i was like yeah sure baby yeah the baby was like in the picture

00:56:45.280 i took we all took it together the baby was like you know what i mean like and sometimes they'll

00:56:54.580 approach me and say my girlfriend's a really big fan like can i um take a video of you saying

00:57:00.160 something to my girlfriend or like can i take a picture with you to show my girlfriend that kind of

00:57:03.520 stuff i love that yeah it's sweet one time i had someone come to me his girlfriend was hiding in a

00:57:08.800 sephora she was like hiding behind the racks of makeup and he goes my girlfriend's a really big fan

00:57:13.360 she's too nervous to come out here but i wanted to tell you that she's a big fan of yours

00:57:16.680 oh and i was like oh thank you and he goes you're welcome and then he just looked at me and i was

00:57:21.040 all okay and then i just had to turn and walk away even though i wasn't done shopping because he

00:57:25.120 wasn't leaving so i just left i left the sephora and just went home you put on one of the

00:57:29.960 sephora outfits and put in a earpiece and just started your shift yeah and i clocked in and i

00:57:35.100 said i get that all the time yeah i make a lot of my fans are so young they're young teen girls a lot

00:57:40.560 of like young teen women who like women and so i get a lot of like a middle-aged like wine mom who's

00:57:46.400 like my stepdaughter hates me but she loves you and she'll think i'm so cool if we take a video

00:57:52.140 together and they go i'll help you you're like because everyone wants to seem cool to their

00:57:56.960 like teen daughter yeah hates them so they're like can we send a picture to my daughter she loves you

00:58:03.560 i'm like how old is she they're like 14 i'm like yeah she probably hates you let's let's try to get

00:58:08.680 the odds of that are pretty high yeah yeah i have i've had dads um come up to me before and like this

00:58:14.540 one dad came up to me um we walked past a restaurant i think he was eating in with his family

00:58:19.340 sit at a terminal um he came up walked really far to get to me he has my teen daughter is like a huge

00:58:26.460 fan and you know we're not from here so like i said you never know when you may see her again like

00:58:31.580 we came here we see a celebrity you guys say something i said celebrity i don't know about

00:58:36.140 that but like i'm sitting in the sparrows oh is tom hanks here i'm all celebrity i'm like looking around

00:58:42.020 i'm meeting at the pf chang's at 9 a.m girl at lax you know what i mean yes at that burger place

00:58:49.180 where you build the burger yeah tsa with no pants on take the picture yeah i'm like yeah okay i

00:58:54.900 literally walked with him all the way back to the restaurant so i could take a picture with his

00:58:57.940 daughter and she was so nervous that she took pictures with me with her mask on and then he was

00:59:03.080 like take the mask off so we could get a picture it's her dad he was so sweet though like their whole

00:59:08.840 family was so sweet so i was like see that's nice okay well i think we've gone off the rails long

00:59:14.260 enough now what do people expect i don't know you know if you think we're coming here and like

00:59:19.300 stay on topic please there's people supposed to be directing us not a peep they let this happen to

00:59:25.260 you and they laughed the whole time they laughed the entire time so they're just as guilty as the

00:59:29.560 rest as the two of us honestly i love you so much i love you too i was ready for this to be exactly

00:59:36.420 what it was period sometimes on the internet you can tell like i'm gonna vibe yeah we're gonna

00:59:40.820 same same thing happened with me and britney i was like this is gonna be a problem for everyone

00:59:43.660 i'm gonna make sure it's everyone else's problem at this point i'm gonna create an environment that

00:59:48.940 is so annoying to everyone when i went to vidcon me and britney pulled up at the same time we were

00:59:56.040 supposed to be there early we both got there 10 p.m and we pulled up literally one behind the other

01:00:01.060 vidcon is at night no they just said to be there in the morning so you could check in and everything

01:00:05.320 but we both got to the hotel at 10 p.m the first day

01:00:07.860 killing it and she was and we were on the same floor too like three doors down from each other

01:00:13.940 never once went and saw each other just texted the whole time that's friendship that's friendship

01:00:19.160 that's what i'm saying yeah we love each other just like you and i i adore you i love you in spite

01:00:24.440 of your baldness thank you so real thank you all for watching this episode of the comment section i want

01:00:31.040 to thank the lovely miss tracy martell for being on my show where can everybody find you trixie you

01:00:36.300 can find me on every platform at trixie mattel and you can watch trixie motel season one on discovery

01:00:40.460 plus right now period i still haven't gotten an invite but you know that's that's okay that's fine

01:00:46.500 okay i saw brinney filmed an episode with you but like it's all right oh my god i waited till the

01:00:52.680 end of the show to make it uncomfortable tell you what i'll replace her with you in my life

01:00:57.380 which means we never see each other deal count your days brit thank you all for joining us this

01:01:05.060 episode of the comment section if you want to watch full episodes they drop every wednesday you can

01:01:09.440 also stream the comment section on all streaming platforms spotify apple music amazon you know where

01:01:13.820 to find me bitch thank you so much for watching us thank you so much to trixie mattel for joining us

01:01:18.580 and i'll see you all next week bye hey y'all it's your girl drew and if you enjoyed my episode with

01:01:28.980 anthony make sure you check out her new show reading the stars with anthony boomba it's available on

01:01:33.840 anywhere you can find podcasts and the pastor bedtime youtube channel and it drops on august 23rd

01:01:39.720 go check out her show go check out my show then go check out all the shows love you bye

01:01:44.340 bye

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