PROTECT YOUR NET WORTH ｜ Drew Afualo ft. Challxn ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 26
Summary
On this episode of the Comment Section Show, the one and only the "One and Only" shallon joins me to talk about her experience with online harassment, how she deals with it, and how she handles it.
Transcript
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it's me your girl the one and only your fave we already knew that but the star of the show
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today is my very special guest the one and only shallon
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me and shallon go way back way back to like second grade way back all the way back to second
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like to eggs in utero no i do remember that you don't remember that you remember that
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me and shallon always see each other at events and we just started talking one time i was it we knew
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each other though like we knew of each other because i knew of you from i think it was what
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was first um the axe throwing thing it was like a tiktok halloween thing random we were at a break
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room yeah and i see her across chucking an axe something insane and i'm like i'm gonna go talk to
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her so she's like i know you i need to have a conversation you're you're one of the you're the
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girl that uh with all the dudes oh when he told me and folike yeah we saw her from like across the
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room we were like you yell at men on tiktok hey that's me yeah and that's an everyday interaction for
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me now i every day how do you handle that though i don't know even when they don't know my name
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they're just like i know you there's definitely becoming a point where people are like doing it
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just to get your attention it's becoming a bit obvious yeah at this point yeah it's like the longest
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running bit let's let's find a new hobby let's actually go touch anything else literally anything
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let's submit a job application oh i'm scared let's get on monster let's get on indeed indeed
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linkedin message someone on linkedin because we need to find something else that's not a hobby
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anything literally anything at all take your pick harassing women online and you know what's funny
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is shallon is someone who you do the funniest shit ever like all you crack me up dude i really do
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you know what's crazy i don't find myself funny at all yeah i'm like yummy too i was lying to you
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this is an intervention you're actually the unfunniest bitch i've ever made in my life
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i have to like confirm if a video is funny by sending it around to everyone like i said it to
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my mom and i'm like did you laugh and then i'll be like no you lie
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send it to my sister did you laugh because she'll be like no this was like horrible delete it yeah
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once i told someone once on my shows like one time my sister saw one of my videos i'm like hey did
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you see my newest video she goes yeah it was so funny i go yeah she goes yeah that's the funniest
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one you've had in a while a while a while how long a while if you don't mind me asking she's no you
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know it's just like that one was good i'm all uh what about the compared to the hundreds of others
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i thought yeah no for sure families will keep me humble i think that's important i do you know what
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you know what the difference is between my mom and my sister my mom you know she like loves you know
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your mom loves like everything you do horrible or not yeah so i'll show my mom and i'll be like
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she'll be like you know it's not my favorite my sister will be like that's like the stupidest
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shit you've ever made delete it and do it again it alters both my both my mom and sister are like
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that i wish my mom it just be more like it just depends my mom will never lie to me never my mom
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will just try to redirect me nice that's fair though kind of like a baby like she's i need the
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i need the abrasive yeah sometimes because if you're if you're too nice i'll be like okay i guess
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i just walk around i guess that works yeah now i look a mess right like what and that's on you
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and that's my fault like tell her it's all that's on you to your mom you did this to me yeah you did
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this to me momsy you you wanted me to walk around like a fool huh like a fool like i'm like i'm like
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i'm crazy literally speaking of honestly speaking of crazy our topic for today because i've seen you
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post about this several times which is why i picked it specifically is we're dealing with how to deal
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with creepy men creepy goes many different ways it's a long spectrum yeah it is you know what i do
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on purpose what um when i know that i need to go in a space that probably has like a large male
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audience yeah i try to look as absurd as possible and like as disgusting do you wear that troll
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doll wig i peeped it i should you should i never thought about that i actually should yeah what i
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do though is i just look as unkempt as i can think i will wear my braids like my underneath my wig
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braids yeah um i'll wear my do-rag i'll just look as like i just rose out of bed as possible and do
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you know what's the worst part it doesn't work it never works no nothing works if i could not shower
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for three weeks yeah and a man would be like pheromone like like you're like one of those
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you're one of those yeah creep town there's no escape no there truly isn't especially especially
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for someone like shallon who's like so you're so striking which is like because you're so beautiful
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but your your look is so unique so i think that's why they get extra creepy i've just wished i think so
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men could find like a normal way to compliment a woman me too what happened to you're so pretty
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yeah if i bring them back bring what happened to feeling shame when we say something literally
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absurd out loud to somebody like literally this is literally the thing that was sticking in my mind
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when i picked this topic for you was you tweeted once like this nasty ass message i got sent to you
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and you said i just want to know like for real tell me do you think you're going to heaven when you
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send messages like this he's actually going in in the basement of hell there's not even regular
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there's heaven and then there's hell yeah and then he's going in like negative hell whatever's beneath
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but then underneath that in like the basement hell because you read the dm yeah i opened that and was
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like pardon sometimes it's so shocking it's like i don't did you like send this for real yeah like did
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you for real send this to me right in the year of our lord and savior jesus christ in front of the
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lord in front of the lord in front of the lord and santa claus who's always watching and in front of
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nikki minaj like like are you insane in front of beyonce and meg the stallions united states of
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america doja cat how could you how could you you're literally insane no i know that person has sent me
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an influx of dms at that i don't know if you saw the other half of the tweet i think so the first half
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was the first dm they sent which was absurd yeah and then above it i didn't see that they had sent
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me many more and they were all just the same genre of like the filthiest thing yeah ever i had to
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like literally block them close my phone and sit on my bed and go just rethink a little bit right i do
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it really makes you like just like wanted like i don't know disappear because run into the woods
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there really is no way out of it because i remember the first time i posted something like
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that people were like well you post like you're always like half naked like what do you expect
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and then mind you someone did that to a selfie before yeah so what's the reason then it's that
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face i get i just i just really had that face like what some of your videos you're literally like
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dancing on your michael scott cutout and they're like what do you expect what do you expect
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what did you think was you were out there asking for it yeah you're dying for it it's such a deranged
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line of thinking like it's also okay no one's saying that you can't like be attracted they're
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saying maybe like be normal maybe just like take like fact check it maybe like run it through a
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couple sister filters assess the vibe yeah be like it's this appropriate yeah is this like i don't
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know borderline insane maybe quite a bit maybe run it through some checks and balances before you
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send it the whole judicial system yes send it to the three branches of government actually
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because i'm sick and tired send it to every single person in your phone first and ask them send it to
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everyone you've ever met and say would you be scared of me if i said this to you and then you
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take that answer would this make you feel weird inside if i sent this to you i remember one time
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someone said something like crazy to me and they i went on their page and they had like a little
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sister and i was like so if someone said this to her yeah then what yeah exactly that's right send
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it to your mom and ask her what she thinks would your mom would you let your mom read what you just
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said to me in my dm truly when you post them sometimes they're like i can't believe you posted my
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my private dm i don't get the ones you get it's more so men being like you're a fat ugly bitch but
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you know two sides of the same coin no i feel like also with no you know what is like really
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getting exhausting to me online is people being like no offense but and then they follow it with
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the most offensive statement and then they proceed to offend you immediately no offense though like
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seriously like but like just like no no offense like just like don't like no offense but you're
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like the ugliest person i've ever seen and i hate you the backhanded compliments are arguably the
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worst today it's when they ended off with like it's the compliment sandwich they're like you're
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so pretty but that fucking wig is like the ugliest thing i've ever seen but you're so but you're so
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pretty oh my god thank you thanks i know sometimes i get the most backhanded shit like i literally talked
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about this before but like the way that it's it's when they're trying to say it out of love that's
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worse to me you don't love me let's start girl i once had someone message me and they're like oh my
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god girl you know what i have tiny little chick lit teeth too and you know that makes me feel so
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good about myself because like you're so confident and i literally hate my smile anyways love you girl
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babe what was i supposed to do with that whoa no people do that a lot on what was i supposed to
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they'll be like finally someone with my body type someone and i'm like wait huh you're confident
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you're you make me feel so much better about my body yeah literally what does that mean
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and this is like my favorite wig right i have a locker full of wigs yeah but this just takes me
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four seconds to put on i literally go do yeah i bobby pin it and i go out the door yeah so like this
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is my best friend yeah and this girl goes honestly shallon i'm really sick and tired of that nappy ass
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wig then i go to her page follow back and i said now there is a way we could solve this problem
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do you want me to tell you what it is drop a pin
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like what i feel like if i don't like something about someone so bad that it like drives me that
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absurdly insane that i follow them i'm just gonna unfollow you or just like yeah i'm gonna block you
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or something i'm like sorry and you the fact that you never knew who she was prior to that comment like
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you you swear i'm gonna be up all night i'm so sorry i'm so sorry actually i'm gonna throw the
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wig away just for you yeah and i'm gonna go spend a nice laced wig is like two three hundred dollars
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i'm gonna go and do that for you actually i'm gonna just for you babe just for you just for you
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i'm so sorry that i've been torturing you with my hair i'm actually gonna give you my tiktok account
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i'm gonna leave my whole account you can have it you want the youtube too what do you want you can
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have it babe go ahead and take it over i'm sure you look so much better than me that's what i always
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make better content too don't you yeah and even then like with creepy men i don't get that nearly
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as often as you would as i'm sure you do i think that's all that lives in your inbox oh oh yeah
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yeah mine's mostly mine's mostly just like rude vitriol bro i get a nice combo yeah if i i stopped
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posting as because unfortunately even though you shouldn't have to change like what you post to
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stop people from being gross yeah i did because it was just becoming too much yeah i couldn't handle
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it yeah um i'll tell you a story when we get off here okay gross i literally couldn't take it so i
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stopped and ever since i stopped they've slowed down a bit yeah but i still get them even though
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i'll post like a normal everyday i'm in jeans and a shirt yeah and they'll still come and i'm like
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what do you want honestly if you posted a picture of your eyebrows they would find something i fear
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to like about that i am fearing they are stupid but they are resourceful they are consistent yeah they
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that they are the one thing they are they they are persistent always okay so now that we've just
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established what our topic is what we do in here on the comment section is we bring videos that i was
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tagged in or sent we bring them here that they apply to the topic and then we laugh and giggle
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rip them apart if we need to so this first video is basically i just give summaries of them but this
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is basically a clip from a guy's podcast which bad start out the gate bad start right men from
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podcast flags number one right it says uh where he talks about how he commented on a girl's instagram
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post and she rejected him and called him out on it so then all of his followers took to her
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instagram started giving her hate on his behalf but he was being like a big creepy right essentially
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and she was like ew gross right and then he was like oh yeah well guess what and just absolutely
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when you do that voice it sends you to another universe when this video starts off with
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that's how they sound to me in my head every time they're literally just like oh yeah well guess what
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like i'm always like i am charlie brown's teacher you know what i mean what are you saying like what
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are you saying are you even like speaking a normal human language what just came out of your mouth
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no truly and i think like the thing about rejecting men especially creepy men is like it could go one
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of two ways there's no proper way to yeah they're really there's you don't win either way even if you
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ignore it they'll continue to harass you even if you're nice about it they'll continue to like 90%
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of the honestly i'm like terrified of men most of the time so i'm almost always nice about it unless
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you've driven me to that point i'm going to be nice about it because i'm scared you're going to kill
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me yeah which is valid like i'm always like hey like you know it's okay and then they're like
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getting closer to you then they start touching you like no what part of hey no yeah it's okay told you
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let me let me get closer actually and then touch her touch her body and that's gonna really help
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me get somewhere yeah absolutely no i literally i just i okay so i used to be a lot worse when i was
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younger as far as like just my complete like no fear i had zero fear especially when i was in college
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like i would literally square up with a dude if i needed to that's just how unhinged i was like
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because just the the they've always they've always been like a little gnat to me men in general
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because i've just seen the worst interactions with either myself or my friends so anytime anyone
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rubbed me the wrong way even a little nope leave immediately or you'll be dealt with yeah expeditiously
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babe and you're not gonna like how the story ends i i literally had so many i told a couple stories
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before i really blew up on tiktok of like my own experiences with men and like how i wouldn't i was
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never nice but like i just wouldn't be outright angry until they got me to a point where i couldn't
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take it anymore i'm gonna deal with and i'd be like kill us both at this point at this point kill
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us both bitch like that's literally how sometimes it really gets up there was a time that i was leaving
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the club and i drove myself because i never used to drink when i went to the club so i was always
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sober as hell to go back so i'm i'm getting i'm like leaving the club this guy's been like bothering
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me from in the club yeah there's stairs to leave the club he follows me down the stairs to my car
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yeah we're at my car and i'm like there has to be a point in time where you realize you need to walk
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away it never comes truly my car doors open i turn over he's like trying to get in my car at that point
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i was like you've actually lost your mind you've actually lost your mind for real you've lost your
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i literally was he was way bigger than me though like he's very muscular and i was like
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and i just closed the door i was scared oh my god i was so scared if we don't laugh we'll cry
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i was like giggling no at first in the club i was like no i'm okay but then i don't know that like
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wasn't enough so then i started being like he read that as like she wants me to keep bothering her
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i can sense it when he's coming down the stairs i was by myself too that was the worst part i never
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go out by myself but my friend like wasn't able to come and i was already there and i was like
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i'm gonna go anyway yeah never did again after that yeah yeah so there's no one behind me yeah
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and then he's just following me down the stairs he's following me through the parking lot
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to my car there's points where i'm trying to like slow down so i'm like not showing him which car i'm
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in but he's not going away and he's just talking the whole time he's just i'm mind you i'm not
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responding he's like you don't even need me for this conversation he's having a full conversation
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yeah with himself oh terrifying i probably responded twice legitimately and it was like
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see the delusion like what what conversation was he hearing i just would love to know he was hearing
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yeah yeah follow me actually follow me home follow me follow me home yeah let's do it like
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you're a bit terrifying no truly they do the same thing in dms too though like they go sit there and
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talk to themselves forever creepy creepy men like forever i could show you like stories they're just
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like there's there's guys that have messaged me for years and it's just the nastiest most absurd
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dms just any they never give up anytime they have to like just get one out of their system they just
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go and message you sometimes i don't even post yeah there's no there's no there's no you've been
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inactive for like five days and they're like just reminding you that i want to just in case you
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forgot redacted like feature on my instagram so i don't have to read that stuff oh my god i can
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only imagine honestly especially through social media because it's like they get even more
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emboldened when it's when they get to hide um especially if it's a burner like that too um
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that's why i like the instagram baby that block and then every other account same same they ate
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with that one yeah god bless them for that i just told this story to my sister too on like i have a
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podcast with her and we were talking about like horror stories like dating whatever and this wasn't a
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date but it was like an interaction an unfortunate altercation i had with men which far and few like
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like literally dime a dozen i had many of those throughout college because like my friends too
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like i was always very protective of everybody so it tracks my social media presence is very on brand for
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me and so like i was given these you give them an inch they take a fucking mile they will never stop
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so like they came over they're too long minute for they're just way too long at some point i'm like
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all right you gotta go like a bitch is tired and i want to eat my food in my pants by myself with no
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brawn i need you to leave like get out you know what i mean and they just never read the room no i
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think they read it and they actually change the page and they just keep changing the page until it's a
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page that they like yeah like oh my god and just so i remember it got to a point where they started
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getting aggressive because it was me and a friend of mine and there was two of them and they're like are we
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gonna do anything or like what like again wait that as soon as he kicked off i was like that's
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my green light i'm losing my mind as soon as he said i got i started screaming i was like get the
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fuck out of my house get out get out like it was my house and then i literally was like i like because
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they were getting too aggressive for me and mind you they're both smaller than me so i'm like you're
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also in my house i'll fight both you at the same time dude and so i literally brought i picked
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something up off my desk and i was like i will i'm gonna kill you if you don't get out i literally
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started screaming like i was losing my mind low-key i'm sorry but get out i lost it a little bit
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and then i remember telling my mom the story my mom was like you can't tell people that
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because like that's like a real threat i was like oh you're telling the camera i was like
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allegedly that's what happened allegedly that's my favorite thing to say after everything and if
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they don't take it seriously unless you lose it like that's why i said like that's i was just
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unhinged at that point i'm like gonna shove grass in my mouth and be like yeah rip my own tooth out
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i'm gonna start acting i'm gonna start acting so completely deranged that they're gonna be like
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all right all right in your mouth is crazy that's a bit much right and eat it immediately i'm gonna
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rip both my front teeth out i'm crying and i'm literally gonna be like yeah they really make you
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feel like that though they do it's like you have to act like that when it comes to creepy dudes who are
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persistent otherwise they won't go away they won't go away they won't stop because even if you get
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just mad mad like they start to like taunt you yeah they'll taunt you they'll either take it as
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like an invitation to keep trying or they'll also get mad in which case you your life is threatened
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at that point so then i started just i guess i guess i'm just gonna have to have the threatened
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life at that point i'm going to choose that at that point one of us is leaving this alive
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it's gonna be me do you know what's happened to me i was driving i'm driving like home probably from
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a club again yeah and i'm at a red light it's like super late it's like two or three in the
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morning you know the roads be empty yeah i have like my windows down like i like i like to drive
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like that like you know the wind in my wig you know i'm driving and i'm stopped at a red light
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and you're like and i immediately i'm like anyway i try to turn around and act like i don't see him
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yeah then he goes hey and i'm like there's literally no way yeah there's no way i start to
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slowly roll the window it's like while looking straight i'm like you know you try to like pick
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up the phone like you don't know he's hey hey and i'm like damn he goes all right i pull off
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he's behind me now no longer next to me yeah he's now behind me and i'm like i'll mind you i always
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think i'm being followed that's like i'm super paranoid oh my god same even when i'm walking i'll be
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you know that clip of penelope she's like running and the guy jogs past her that's me all the time
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i always think i'm being followed me too so i'm like this is not good for me yeah so i'm speeding
00:22:49.580
and i'm like he's still behind me and i'm like i always read that whenever you think someone's
00:22:53.740
following you don't go home you should go to like a police station or somewhere super public
00:22:56.900
yeah it's 3 a.m i don't know where the police station is yeah so i'm driving in circles
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you're just like i'm just like taking every right turn i'm like i need to confirm he's following
00:23:07.220
me before i call the police yeah after like the fifth right turn and we've gone in many a circles
00:23:12.100
i think he realized oh you're on to me and then he just drives off and i always think about that
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because that was so scary that was so scary i'm really glad i didn't go home because i was close
00:23:24.100
to home yeah when i panic i think home is like safe yeah i'm really glad i didn't but that i always
00:23:29.340
think about that as the scariest shit yeah that's gut instinct that's so terrifying oh my god yeah that's
00:23:36.560
why i don't ride my windows down at night anymore yeah oh my god that's why i never look around
00:23:41.060
when i'm driving my car as soon as i make eye contact i immediately go my head can no longer
00:23:45.440
turn and when i'm in the car i'm like even if i have to like check my mirrors i'm like because i'm
00:23:50.200
just i refuse i refuse i'm not doing it i don't trust anybody to take me out yeah that's why i'm like
00:23:55.740
like my neck is stiff it's broken like i can't move it literally everything is scary well as yeah as
00:24:01.660
women like you you would literally have to exist like that that's the crazy part and then and then
00:24:06.400
all of a sudden everyone's mad at you now because you're super cautious well you're just gonna have
00:24:10.120
to be mad yeah they're like you just think everyone's about to attack you that sounds like
00:24:14.420
someone who's gonna attack me that does sound like are you foreshadowing are you are you warning
00:24:19.180
is that a prophecy that's why i was like are you trying to fulfill that that's why i immediately i'm
00:24:24.580
like why is that your knee-jerk reaction why are you mad instead of like understanding why exactly that's
00:24:30.220
like rancid you know it's another thing too is like sometimes sometimes terrible dudes will say
00:24:35.000
shit like oh like you know men are supposed to protect like protect everyone like that's their
00:24:41.280
in their nature like that alpha male bullshit and then i think when you see women getting harassed you
00:24:45.820
don't do shit you literally protect from what protect from a from a near distance yeah thanks for
00:24:50.880
nothing bitch like gee i'm so glad i had you around to do nothing what to watch yeah yeah to engage
00:24:57.820
what did you do to laugh and engage like what the hell are you talking like one time i was at the
00:25:03.780
gym and i was like uh being ogled by like an old man like he was old as shit they'd be the worst i
00:25:10.720
feel i know and they they're so brazen about it like they don't even care because they're like
00:25:15.140
knocking on death's door so they don't even care they're like two steps from the grave and they're
00:25:20.280
like it i'm just gonna do it you know what i mean like they just lose it oh well you know what i mean
00:25:26.320
at this point what's left yeah like come on as well i may croak tomorrow i'm gonna tell your wife
00:25:31.140
yeah if you even have one and your grandchildren yeah and he used to come to the gym in like street
00:25:36.640
clothes like like regular clothes like wouldn't change and would pretend to do machines just to
00:25:41.600
watch girls which is so weird and it's very common and i know that because i get tagged in tiktoks of
00:25:47.380
them all the time and so i was like this guy wouldn't stop like following me around the gym
00:25:51.720
and then i couldn't take it anymore so then i was like what do you want did you did you shove
00:25:56.260
grass yes there was no grass only turf i can't rip turf out i'm not that strong my finger strength
00:26:01.720
is not it's not where it needs to be for that but i literally started screaming i was like what do you
00:26:06.020
want what are you looking at and then he was like he immediately just turned straight and looked at
00:26:10.980
something else and i literally walked right up to him and then he was like oh like oh my name's so
00:26:16.300
and so i was like i don't care i don't give a shit what your name is if you look at me again
00:26:20.260
i swear to god you and me are fighting immediately i'm gonna start swinging on you if you keep looking
00:26:24.680
at me and he was all and he got up off the machine left mind you i was surrounded by men
00:26:30.100
surrounded they all saw they're never they're never gonna ask if you're okay after nothing they're
00:26:35.920
gonna go and they saw him watching me and they didn't do anything so forgive me if it doesn't
00:26:41.860
mean dog shit to me if you're like men are meant to protect because you don't protect shit and if you
00:26:46.620
are protecting them from something it's from other men it's also why are you mad at me for being
00:26:52.320
paranoid and scared in a world where if someone says no it's valid her head is bashed in a wall
00:26:57.460
yeah no truly like attacked immediately um once we get to conversations like that where we're getting
00:27:02.800
to know each other as soon as you sound irritable yeah about me saying i'm like a little scared to
00:27:08.660
do this and that you're never gonna goodbye you're never gonna say goodbye big red flag ever gonna see
00:27:13.720
me again because why are you angry instead you should be like like that's literally yeah that's
00:27:17.940
literally and you know what's sad too is i realized this even more so because i was already so aggressive
00:27:22.760
but like even more so after i got a boyfriend because they don't bother me when he's with me
00:27:27.700
obviously you know what i mean like they they don't say they don't even they act like i'm dead
00:27:31.920
like and i wish that's how they always acted around me to be honest in public but they genuinely
00:27:36.820
respect him more than they respect me sometimes i'll get hit on when he's not with me and then when he
00:27:41.580
comes back they apologize to him and they don't apologize to me ew yeah they're like oh my bad
00:27:45.660
dude i didn't know the boyfriend line only works if he's physically there no physical yeah when there
00:27:49.740
is no boyfriend because i've always tried that lie no lie works no matter what you say yeah it
00:27:55.420
literally never works yeah i've said i'm married i've said i had kids i've said both my eyes i was
00:28:00.480
pregnant before he was like i like that he goes i can be a stepdad are you like are you dead serious
00:28:09.380
what can you be you're okay i just wanted to yell that on the street can you be dead i'd like you
00:28:16.780
to be dead do that right now can i see that yeah i want to see it that would actually make me giggle
00:28:21.960
yeah i may go home with you no right now i know i've said i've i've said before that like both my
00:28:28.700
eyeballs were glass didn't matter it legitimately doesn't matter i can pluck them both out they don't
00:28:33.820
work i um i used to speak like fluent patois right so at first i used to use like not understanding
00:28:40.340
english even though we still technically speak english i was like oh i don't speak english and
00:28:45.480
they're like you just said that in english i'm like not that kind of english the english that you
00:28:51.440
speak i don't speak it that's really the most i could say in english you keep talking to me it's
00:28:54.280
not that lie really only takes you so far though if you don't know another language because
00:28:57.640
it's still english so if i try to speak patois to say that i didn't speak english he would be like
00:29:03.260
what was that yeah literally that's why i need to learn another language just so i can make the
00:29:09.560
lie consistent my biggest fear is doing that and then they're like oh i speak that too and you're
00:29:12.980
like because then what and then you're like i don't sorry i actually just lied to you i only speak
00:29:17.040
english you start gaslighting them oh i'm sorry you know what's fun lying for no reason to them
00:29:21.220
yeah it's legitimately like i do that all the time just saying nonsense and you have to you have to
00:29:26.560
have like the most serious poker face when you're like did you know my dad is obama
00:29:30.640
so maybe he's like he's like no that's not true and you're all why now you're being racist how is
00:29:36.480
it not yeah because why are you telling me it's not true why oh i'm sorry i didn't know you were
00:29:41.100
my dad too do you have proof that that's not my dad and then they're like they're like giggling and
00:29:47.060
i'm like there's nothing funny about being a liar there's nothing funny about being a liar did you just
00:29:52.600
say i'm a stupid woman did you just say i can't read is that is that what you're what are you
00:29:58.160
implying they're like i never said that i'm like hmm that's crazy so now you hate black women
00:30:02.180
yeah so uh the comments right on this um post that we were talking about earlier like these are
00:30:12.400
basically all instagram comments on this girl's pictures right all of whom like she doesn't know
00:30:18.880
these people right obviously like this one says i'm not feeling this one try another pose
00:30:24.320
and this one says that's about 200 pounds right there ew blubber huh huh
00:30:31.840
it's like a okay uh okay this this is from a different person hell nah throw this pick away
00:30:41.180
this another one says so you're saying she she's a cat call you're not even that cute
00:30:46.580
a cat call is when you are calling out to someone who doesn't know you with the explicit intention of
00:30:54.060
objectifying them it doesn't matter the words cat calling is terrifying it is it's really bad i talked
00:30:59.500
about that with my last guest too like about cat calling and i've talked about too like giving people
00:31:05.080
advice on how to avoid not to avoid it because you can't avoid it unfortunately but to kind of
00:31:10.960
ward it off without being like at risk of being murdered lol that's so normal for us right i
00:31:18.720
literally told them like you just act like you didn't hear them the first time i do that a lot
00:31:21.880
what just really loud and then they're gonna repeat themselves you can do it while walking still
00:31:26.320
yeah you're like what and then as soon as it's over if they commit to the bit then you just go oh
00:31:31.600
just turn on and leave they're gonna they feel so silly dude every time i've told people to do it
00:31:37.600
it works every time do you know i do that has yet to fail me surprisingly what it's kind of a mixture
00:31:43.040
of that yeah but instead i smile while i'm walking away so the first time if i ignored you you didn't
00:31:48.820
get it i'll be like oh and then i'm still going down the street like fans because at that point
00:31:53.740
they're just kind of like what yeah they're like the hell is wrong with her yeah i literally just go i i just
00:32:02.400
say what a million times and i found that on accident because someone actually cat called me
00:32:07.240
and then i didn't hear him for sure for real and then he repeated it and then i was like oh
00:32:13.280
and i just turned around and went inside yeah that's what i thought you said and then you just turn
00:32:18.700
around what are they gonna do they can't get mad literally what are you gonna do what are you gonna
00:32:22.360
do i need to know the next step go bother someone else i bet i i guarantee you're gonna bother
00:32:27.740
literally everybody else with that bullshit and it's never for the woman it's always for
00:32:32.200
the men around them or like for their brain no because after they do it it's always like a
00:32:38.960
mind you they weren't listening like they told a stellar joke and they're like am i right guys am i am i
00:32:46.880
right guys guys did you hear me do you not feel like a silly goose after that like a silly goober
00:32:51.920
like who are you performing you look a mess it's just the two of us it's just the two of us where
00:32:57.260
you're like looking for the audience that exists sometimes if there's men around me i'll be like
00:33:04.020
hey he's talking to you wait that's funny tell him what you just said he's talking he was talking to
00:33:09.380
you buddy no him him he really wants to tell you something i like to know when people disrespect me
00:33:13.720
i'll just turn around and be like like who the hell they really think you're gonna be like
00:33:19.500
are you for real no mind you they're saying like the nastiest filthiest thing ever things and they
00:33:25.460
think you're gonna be like you're gonna be like stop baby like in your dead serious oh my god i live
00:33:32.160
so close to you you want to come like oh yes actually like be serious oh my god i was hoping
00:33:38.460
someone would tell me be a serious individual for once you're so unserious you're so silly bro
00:33:43.880
you're so silly so incredibly silly okay this next video it says uh it's basically a man going on a
00:33:51.820
rant about how getting to know women is a waste of time and men shouldn't spend so much time taking
00:33:57.860
women out on dates because the only important thing is if she's gonna follow your lead whatever
00:34:04.400
the hell that means uh you lost my bags like what that topic has been like you know twitter has the
00:34:12.100
same like seven topics to get like recycled once a week yeah that topic of like she needs to put out
00:34:17.400
after the date but women are also absurdly easy yeah and the way that men will literally have sex
00:34:24.560
with anything with a whole i think they'll have sex with a chicken nugget literally if they could find a
00:34:29.620
way this cup yeah actually this microphone it's like it's it's the same thing with like blow-up
00:34:35.780
dolls like those are for them yeah they're literally going to do it with inanimate objects and they want
00:34:42.200
to tell us how easy women are i think men would literally have sex with a studio light if they could
00:34:48.680
if they could just about anything if they could shrink down to microscopic level and include other forms
00:34:54.800
of amoebas i'm sure they would they they do that though but then also in the same sense yeah if you
00:35:01.220
put if you actually do have sex with this man you're like disgusting and you're like the grossest person
00:35:06.980
ever yeah even though that's what they want and i'm sitting here like and what they engaged in
00:35:12.440
like i don't get wait so we're not both yeah it's just me turns out we're both ran through wait what's
00:35:18.180
the difference that's why i said it's different what's the difference yeah literally i'm just like
00:35:22.020
you're not one either you're a big big i guess i did do it with myself i forgot yeah i did forget
00:35:27.980
it was just me he just gaslights you into believing he was never there in the first place he just
00:35:32.340
apparated i fear i don't understand he's like i closed my eyes the whole time so it didn't count i
00:35:36.460
wasn't there like physically i don't remember so i do fear that i'm a little scared i'm a little
00:35:42.720
scared just a little bit i i and the fact that he's like don't you know women getting to know
00:35:47.760
women is a waste of time so then don't then don't yeah literally like oh no what am i gonna do
00:35:53.140
i guess live my life oh my gosh i'm gonna cry because the scary man from tiktok said he's never
00:35:58.860
ever gonna get to know me like this comment one of these comments says have a relationship with her
00:36:05.160
and don't marry her please protect your net worth net worth net worth
00:36:12.420
the net worth is the pc that he built in his mom's basement net worth babe what what is it
00:36:19.980
actually can you tell me yeah literally i'm just curious let me see a pay stub like wait what let
00:36:25.840
me see proof of income i'm like a landlord i'm like i'm gonna need to see i need two months of rent
00:36:30.040
i need six months worth of bank statements before we move forward do you actually have like legitimate
00:36:34.780
pay stubs could you email those to me the fact that like some dude will literally be working at the
00:36:40.300
valvoline and be like protect your net worth fellas stay safe out there kings bro are you for
00:36:47.940
real i need to know more about this network net worth that's i'm like you're not not worth anything
00:36:53.660
like how about worry about that i'm a bit confused i fear yeah i'm really scared of you right now
00:36:58.880
like i think you need help dude this next one says definitely an extreme position but it's not wrong
00:37:06.200
women respect men that can lead them facts that's a bitch who's never been with a woman like what no
00:37:13.840
truly get a hamster i don't even know what to tell you don't get a cat they don't listen either i feel
00:37:18.340
like people that make comments like that have like never even been near a woman no truly their mother
00:37:22.660
or their dentist and their mom is scared of them mind you yeah you've you've there's no way you've
00:37:27.260
legitimately interacted with women in the real world truly stuff like that well that's why i say
00:37:31.340
the starters on the team they don't need to talk about how good they are because they just are
00:37:36.680
no it's the same yeah it's the same as like when someone has like a like their normal ass body
00:37:43.360
online and people are like making comments about something super normal i'm like do you see people
00:37:48.080
in like real life like ever like have you ever been outside like have you ever like your eyebrows
00:37:54.340
crooked oh okay like okay like now what oh okay let me just like what do you want me to do about
00:38:02.160
that that's why i i've said that too when when uh people say like oh you're fat or whatever and i go
00:38:07.800
okay now what what happens next is it my turn favorite thing to say as i say is it my turn i'll
00:38:13.620
be like now what teehee that was so funny can i take it can i tell you a joke now mine's really
00:38:19.240
they're like blocked immediately you know what you're a bully that's what you are i guess so
00:38:23.740
i do guess i'm okay i guess i'll take that this next one says this is true is she cooperative yes
00:38:31.380
or no just the way that they describe like i don't know like a servant i guess is what you're
00:38:38.120
describing a butler like your mom i don't know like sounds like you want to fuck your mom it feels
00:38:43.980
like a lot of the descriptions of like the ideal woman people want is like a literal live-in butler
00:38:50.480
that like sleeps next to you yeah and holds you at night i'm a bit confused do you know what you
00:38:56.180
can do if that's what you want you can actually hire a butler yeah you could um and just sleep
00:39:00.800
with it with all that net worth with all that but it's a good use man and then you can utilize it
00:39:06.920
diversify you know what i mean start hiring start hiring help you don't want to go ordering them
00:39:12.380
that's what i'm saying you want a maid and a chef in yeah and it's also like i just think
00:39:18.580
why do you want to control what other people do outside of romanticism why would you want to be
00:39:24.840
able to tell people what why do you care just giving me i've never understood being superbly
00:39:31.120
bothered by something that does not affect me no literally even if i'm like mildly annoyed i'm like
00:39:35.660
like okay i just when you say shit like that like i like when men like double down on ideas like that
00:39:41.700
i'm like you're so starved for puss it's like actually making you go inside you like do you
00:39:47.220
hear yourself yeah like truly i'm wondering if i record you right now yeah play this back would
00:39:51.560
you be scared of what you're gonna hear to it and then be like is this person does this sound like
00:39:56.260
someone who gets bitches i'm gonna actually change the voice no ma'am for you and you're gonna say
00:40:00.980
what the hell is this i'm gonna say it's you so i always think like you're taking advice from dudes
00:40:05.740
with no bitches on how to get a girlfriend yeah never spoken to a woman or a stable relationship
00:40:10.700
in any way like that would be like me if i got disbarred from the medical field for malpractice
00:40:16.580
and i was giving out advice on how to do open heart surgery am i the person to seek counsel
00:40:21.580
should you be listening to me probably not but if i speak like with enough conviction you're gonna
00:40:26.880
believe me let me just shave my head bald and start recording myself talking nonsense into a
00:40:31.800
microphone bro i don't get it that's why i said at the end of the day you look silly you look you
00:40:36.000
look like a goofy goofy goober no truly i'm literally scared no truly chuckles the clown bro you are a
00:40:44.900
mess like you just sound you sound silly like you sound silly and you sound so starved for puss it's
00:40:51.580
not even funny mind a drought and i'm sitting here like if the end goal is like to make women listen
00:40:58.980
you or whatever do you really think that women are listening to the stuff you're saying they're
00:41:02.540
like wait can you pass me his number actually i need to i need to contact they're like don't worry
00:41:07.500
like okay did you see that one video on tiktok of that dude where he was like cosplaying being a
00:41:13.300
dominant alpha male no oh my god unfortunately for me i get that shit said to me all the time i'm like
00:41:20.820
please god i don't know how you do i simply do not see anymore but he literally was like he's acting
00:41:26.980
it out there's no one in the house but him that's important to remember while he's recording this pov
00:41:32.920
he's like sit down i'm not gonna tell you again wait i think i think you have seen he's shirtless
00:41:38.500
in the kitchen i think i have seen that yeah he's like sit your ass down i'm not gonna tell you again
00:41:42.680
and he was like this is how you have to talk to your woman or whatever like like they're gonna eat
00:41:46.320
it up type shit and i was like oh the way my butthole went inside my body the way my sphincter
00:41:52.840
disappeared bitch i shriveled up into my own asshole watching it i was like i cannot believe
00:41:58.380
you recorded this and you were like editing you put filters no i know that wasn't a one take so
00:42:04.600
you recorded the one and then you watched it and you were like no that wasn't right now you reset up
00:42:09.840
and did it again he's like five six seven eight yeah like turn around like he's like gotta time it
00:42:14.920
time it time it's the timer on tiktok to turn around like he's like oh i feel absurd he's like
00:42:21.260
i turned too fast i turned too fast right okay one two three you know what i mean oh my god dude
00:42:26.180
just the way the silly silly goober you look like just like what that's why i say like what if you
00:42:32.920
went to the pearly gates and god showed you this no it was like as your judgment and he's like
00:42:37.960
actually you're at the wrong door yeah you're actually downstairs go on take that elevator right
00:42:44.060
down in fact take the stairs you make me sick in fact i'm gonna push you off the stairs the way
00:42:50.140
that like i watched it and i was like oh my and then i saw one of my mutuals he stitched it and he
00:42:56.520
goes when you guys start working out you just think you can say anything and it's absurd like the way
00:43:02.280
you just you you grow titties and you're like this is this is my time to shine this is gonna give
00:43:07.720
everything this is my time to shine i'm gonna start being the worst i feel like they watch them and
00:43:12.140
they're like i'm literally a genius man they sent it to the group chat and they're like dog and
00:43:18.160
they're like say this is gonna go viral boost it's going well because everyone's making fun of you
00:43:27.700
like does the king respond i can't i know you know you're on like a heavy misogynist page when
00:43:36.320
no one's holding him accountable no true every comment is like giggling and like everyone's like
00:43:41.380
i'm like oh i'm in hell right now they're like yeah i'm in literal hell right now the world's
00:43:47.080
biggest circle jerk that's what it is here you know truly come on come pick me up i'm scared if
00:43:52.220
i'm checking the comments and no one's checking you i know i'm in a bad place yeah it's either
00:43:56.800
gotta be it's it's those and then randomly it's like my name every other like sixth comment it's
00:44:03.540
me in there i remember do you know the audio when it's like the ominous music and then your laugh
00:44:08.540
comes in yeah i remember seeing that and i was like that has turned into the point where i will
00:44:12.820
see a misogynist video and just expect you to be the other half of it yeah and you to be like
00:44:17.780
reading him and then i'll watch the thing and be like oh like i'm literally i wasn't actually
00:44:22.140
generally like ew ew ew no i was i was waiting for drew don't you worry no no no no yeah i have
00:44:28.220
countless comments people are like the way i thought that this was gonna be a drew thing and i
00:44:31.940
watched it i watched too far i wish i could take my view back you're not what i thought you were
00:44:36.840
sort of like rewind delete literally immediately delete the whole account throw the whole thing
00:44:40.840
away i can't what would you say is your biggest piece of advice because obviously we're both
00:44:45.520
public people to dealing with creepies online dealing with creepies i have like the worst advice
00:44:51.960
but it's legitimately just don't look because they don't stop i think that's valid though they don't
00:44:57.200
stop like yeah the worst part is you kind of get a lot of hate like oh she never reads comments
00:45:01.680
oh you should read my comments from the creator side yeah i think a lot of the time people forget
00:45:06.480
that they're not seeing the phone that you are yeah i see every last comment yeah you see maybe
00:45:13.920
the few in that section you looked at yeah you didn't read through all 3 000 comments on that video
00:45:19.360
no literally so i genuinely just protect my piece and i don't look half the time i think that's fair
00:45:24.160
whether you're a social media person or not i think that's fair there's like but you just have
00:45:29.520
to put you first well yeah and you can't you can't control what other people do but you can't
00:45:33.200
control if you look at it and that's why like sometimes for me like i'll look at stuff a lot but
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sometimes i have to take breaks because i'm like like especially if i do one that pops off
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and it's with someone who's like rancid like jimbos are probably the worst like they're fans
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whatever you call them um they're like little sheep their little flock like once i anger it's almost like
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master no truly i like i like kick the hornet's nest and then i have to deal with it for a little
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i always wondered with that with you because i know that because you call people out more often
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than not i can imagine because the one time i made like a video that went like super viral about
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calling like bad behavior out yeah you've probably seen it it was it was a it was bad it was the
00:46:14.360
function video yeah yeah yeah that's actually i still get hate from that and it's been like two years
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yeah after that video um my dms yeah my emails were insane i've had emails too i was like there's
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no way you're this mad that i said i feel like people are racist that was literally the premise
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of the video is like racism no truly yeah especially when i because i almost always stitch white men
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because shocker they're the worst shocker they're the the biggest culprits on that app so with that
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like genuinely sometimes i get like when i kick that hornet's nest really hard like you can always
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tell that i i firmly believe that the fans of creators are like a reflection of who they are
00:46:58.460
you know what i mean so like some of the worst creators with like the worst fan bases their fans
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are like alt-right white supremacists terrible and they'll say the most vile shit and then i screenshot
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everything save it because i'm a virgo and then i'll use it when i hit my next meal but i'm the bad
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guy for posting the literal racist misogynist comment i got i remember when that happened
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i was at first that was in my era of like responding i i just kind of stopped because i feel like it's
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not healthy for me to just constantly respond and that's gross yeah i had to stop because i was i was
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responding to every last one but i realized it just it's not nice yeah it's not nice to read that
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and intake that all the time so i stopped but before that before i was a good woman um i after the
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function video i was like showing and i was like y'all are being absurd but look at what people are
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saying to me and everybody's like that's what you get for being a creator is it wait what is it
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pardon me and even then with mine mine too because even with mine like i call people out
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i say shit i i tell people like that what they said was garbage for whatever reason so like when i
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get the comments they're like that's what you signed up for is it is it though yeah and a lot of
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times we're getting that waiver you know what's crazy is like i get racist shit all the time all
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the time all the time but they always are wrong about the race the racism jokes are like never
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good no and no they aren't they're real tired but they it's the same thing they pick the wrong race
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i'm at least like at least get the race do some research you know what i'm saying like use your
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brain like obviously i'm not these people or these people or whatever you may think i am like
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because in white supremacist head it's like you're not white no that's the problem i'm not white so i
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must be some they like spin a wheel and they're like all right that's what i'm gonna pick like
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literally they're like yeah that sounds about right i used to at first the the racist comments
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especially used to really get to me because i've dealt with it before obviously yeah not to that
00:49:02.040
degree not on that level social media yeah um and people are vile crazy and when i first started
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getting them at first they were like really hurting me like they were really bothering me
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i used to cry and stuff like that and then after a while i was like you're all saying like the same
00:49:16.000
thing i'm tired you know there's no better jokes in like the backpack yeah you're like is i'm bored
00:49:22.120
i'm really tired of being called a monkey there's nothing else there's there's wait there's really
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nothing else like is that like the only thing you got anything else the n word i do fear i've heard
00:49:31.360
that too many times can i leave now do you need me for this anymore do you actually want me to give you
00:49:36.820
something um what do you what do you want yeah someone called someone called me uh they said
00:49:42.600
that i looked like tallulah from the barbie island movie i don't even know what that means neither did
00:49:48.360
i looked it up it's a polynesian monkey and i was like that's like that's like double whammy racist
00:49:53.920
that's like double like whammy racist that's like double down racist like i was like the the archives you
00:49:59.880
gotta reach in to get i feel like at least make it at least make me giggle yeah at least just a little if
00:50:06.080
you're gonna be a little racist to me i want to smile i want to go that did hurt but that
00:50:11.560
that does not happen i feel a little i fear i fear the monkey and the n word is not gonna get
00:50:17.600
it's not doing it yeah i need you to i need you to actually dig deep yeah okay find that ancestor
00:50:22.940
find that ancestor and then talk to me talk to me when you got something good yeah the the last thing
00:50:28.960
i'll say really quick is like sometimes people ask me has anyone ever said anything to you that was
00:50:33.080
actually good like an insult and i said that wasn't a follower no right like followers roast
00:50:38.780
me so much better than like they're so much funnier than all these terrible bigoted men but one time
00:50:44.660
a random dude who didn't hate me at all really but a girl made a tweet about me she basically just
00:50:50.540
was like saying she loved me and it went viral but the screenshot my girl picked i was like babe come
00:50:56.820
on you could have went through my instagram why'd you pick this it's like me mid talking it's like a
00:51:01.420
terrible picture whatever twitter sets you up a lot no they like to set people up and it was all
00:51:05.300
out of love like she was like i love this bitch like she's so funny blah blah blah and her tweet
00:51:09.220
went viral and then someone literally called me i think it was they just wrote pot of greed i think
00:51:15.620
it was and it's please look it up it's a yugioh card i looked it up it's a literal pot with like a
00:51:22.040
face on it and it does look like me i said listen bro you got me i'm gonna hold on to that one that
00:51:27.600
one's gonna be i'm crying that's that's for me to hold on to i'm gonna keep that one i'm gonna take
00:51:31.640
that you know what i mean that was a good one i don't they're never they're never good oh my god
00:51:36.140
i'm literally gonna send a picture of it to katie and tell her to put it on the video it looked like
00:51:41.060
me in the picture it for sure looked like me i said damn no those be the ones that be like yeah
00:51:45.640
all right you know what you can't even be mad at you right now and his tweet had so many likes i was
00:51:51.080
like oh y'all literally i hate this app dude like but i was like you know what that's fair
00:51:57.200
that's when you report yeah literally now that me and shallon have established that creepies live
00:52:02.920
no matter what or where no matter how many times you try to stomp them out like bugs they'll thrive
00:52:08.540
the bugs that they are they're little roaches they really are you can't escape it so just
00:52:15.240
ignore it if it helps yeah literally close your eyes yeah and block and delete that's what i do
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where can everybody find you you can find me at ch-a-l-l-x-n everywhere period and thank you
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so much to shallon for joining me today i love you bro i love you you're the funniest shallon's
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i love you bro and thank you all for watching i'll see you next week bye