The Crusty Canuck Podcast - February 15, 2023


Ep# 201 Valentine Love from REVENUE CANADA!


Episode Stats

Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

177.79515

Word Count

6,214

Sentence Count

568

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Revenue Canada wants you to pay up or else. Happy Valentine's Day to the lovers out there. Yes, I have received some disturbing mail from those clowns that count our pennies, plus updates on the so-called balloons that were being found, or were they UFOs? All that and more coming up on The Krusty Canuck Podcast!


Transcript

00:00:00.600 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It's a beautiful 14th of February, 2023.
00:00:05.380 Happy Valentine's Day to the lovers out there.
00:00:07.520 Come on the podcast, Valentine love from none other than Revenue Canada.
00:00:11.680 Pay up or else. Yes, I have received some disturbing mail from those clowns
00:00:15.980 that count our pennies and plus updates on the so-called balloons that were being found.
00:00:22.160 Or were they UFOs?
00:00:28.680 Interesting.
00:00:30.000 All that more come up with the show. Please stick around.
00:00:34.560 Listener and viewer discretion is advised. I do swear and smoke cigarettes.
00:00:38.560 Cheers, all.
00:00:39.040 Get it, sweetheart.
00:00:46.600 Because I am hard, you will not like me.
00:00:49.360 Yes, sir.
00:00:52.900 There is no racial bigotry here.
00:00:55.080 There you are all in what we want.
00:00:59.500 From Western Canada, this is the Krusty Canuck podcast, a Canadian veteran's point of view.
00:01:08.380 On political, social, economic issues, and life.
00:01:12.520 Here's Krusty.
00:01:13.620 That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01:16.800 Welcome to another second episode of the Krusty Canuck podcast, episode 201, Valentine love from Revenue Canada.
00:01:22.580 Yes, that's right.
00:01:23.940 Yours truly got some disturbing mail the past couple of days in regards to that.
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00:01:43.300 So anyway, carrying on.
00:01:44.180 Yes, I received some disturbing mail from the fine, fine people at Revenue Canada.
00:01:48.900 You know, there's a few pages here for my viewers and all that alike.
00:01:53.800 Now, I am guilty of not filing my taxes a couple of years ago because of unemployment and, of course, the pandemic that screwed a lot of people over.
00:02:02.620 You, me, our neighbors, some local businesses, some other businesses, mom and pop shops and everything.
00:02:07.620 I'll just summarize everything here.
00:02:09.780 And I will read to you what they said to me.
00:02:13.200 Yeah, so this is dated on the 4th of February, ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:15.840 So it came just enough time for Valentine's Day.
00:02:18.940 Oh, my.
00:02:20.440 Notice of assessment.
00:02:21.700 We assessed your 2021 income tax and benefit return and calculated your balance.
00:02:27.800 Interesting.
00:02:28.820 You need to pay.
00:02:29.980 Raise yourself.
00:02:31.660 You need to pay $43,987.32 minus any amounts you paid that we have not yet processed.
00:02:41.740 To avoid additional intercharges, please pay by February 23rd, 2023.
00:02:48.020 Thank you, Mr. Hamilton from Commissioner of Revenue.
00:02:51.800 Well, give yourself a round of clap there, Bob.
00:02:59.260 Interesting.
00:03:00.260 Interesting.
00:03:01.000 So let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:03.380 Now, I'm a firm believer in taxation with proper representation.
00:03:07.380 Not because I feel that I'm entitled to anything, but I think you and I, we're entitled to our money, and especially these economic dire times that we've all experienced the past little while, too.
00:03:18.300 Once again, ladies and gentlemen, my apologies for not getting online and getting out to you great people in a regular basis.
00:03:24.980 It's been really, really hard the past couple of weeks with my job schedule, trying to earn a decent income for my wife and I, and trying to keep everything in check.
00:03:34.760 It's nice to see that I'm actually having a savings account again.
00:03:38.400 But because of this thing, oh, my goodness, it's getting more difficult.
00:03:46.280 Now, you would think the people at Revenue Canada actually are pretty well switched on.
00:03:49.840 They can obviously track what you're making and what you bring in and what you put in and all this.
00:03:54.300 But for some unknown reason, they cannot out of the track to make sure you're paying your fair share.
00:04:00.620 Right?
00:04:03.900 I shake my head.
00:04:05.040 I just got off the phone with my veterans rep there, my case manager, and I told her exactly what was going on, and I could hear her literally drop her jaw on the floor.
00:04:14.620 I even talked to my psychologist in regards to that, too, and I've reached out to other fellow veterans, and they're just shaking their head going, what the hell is that all about?
00:04:23.320 Right?
00:04:23.840 So because this country is in debt, because the CRA will not take account for the $15 billion that have been squandered in fraudulent CERB payments,
00:04:35.700 people that actually received money that didn't need it, teenagers that received money that didn't need it,
00:04:40.080 and prisoners, people that are actually locked up for committing some heinous crimes, received a good payout over the beer bug catastrophe.
00:04:49.620 Okay?
00:04:51.140 So that puts things in perspective.
00:04:52.840 Now, I have mentioned numerous times in the podcast, ladies and gentlemen, that I roughly make three or four a month.
00:04:59.340 Okay?
00:05:00.660 Ain't gross.
00:05:01.600 And about $1,600 of that, when I round up, goes to taxes.
00:05:06.080 EI, CPP, provincial tax, and federal tax alike.
00:05:10.940 Okay?
00:05:12.000 Especially my pension.
00:05:13.140 About $600 to $650 a month comes off my pension.
00:05:17.180 So, yes, I'm paying my fair share based on what I do.
00:05:20.540 Now, my job consists of a couple of things.
00:05:23.400 Go there early, on time, do the best I can with what I got.
00:05:26.220 I drive truck, I drop feed, I shovel things, I move things, I sometimes drive tractors, I sometimes drive other trucks,
00:05:32.160 I drive big rock trucks, I sometimes use a front-end loader to move some certain feeds, some silage.
00:05:36.780 I'm a busy lad at my job.
00:05:39.440 My day starts around 20 after 6, doesn't usually end until about 4 o'clock.
00:05:44.960 Some cases later, some cases earlier.
00:05:47.260 But you're doing a 10-hour shift in between that.
00:05:50.360 And it's not physically demanding, but it's, it wears you out nonetheless.
00:05:57.300 And when you receive something like this, okay, stating that you owe $44,000, you get a little frustrated.
00:06:08.560 So, I'm not going to sit here, ladies and gentlemen, and beg you for cash.
00:06:14.740 I am fighting this to the best of my ability.
00:06:19.440 I am.
00:06:20.400 Because this is ridiculous.
00:06:22.120 This is ridiculous.
00:06:23.640 So, because I didn't file for a few years there, they're, what, charging me $10,000 a year because of it?
00:06:30.140 Because of the benefits I receive from Veterans Affairs, my rewards, the certain payouts I had because of sleep apnea,
00:06:37.220 and because of my PTSD, I get my pee-pee slapped?
00:06:41.640 Huh?
00:06:41.840 Is that Revenue Canada's logic?
00:06:45.000 They won't take responsibility for $15 billion, I said $15 billion, in fraudulent payments.
00:06:53.680 Yet, they'll take the time and effort to send me all these papers stating that I owe them $44,000.
00:07:01.800 Now, the average citizen, as far as I know, earns anywhere from $45,000 to $49,000, in some cases, $50,000 on average.
00:07:09.880 Okay?
00:07:10.360 So, where do they get the math to do that?
00:07:13.640 Where does that come from?
00:07:16.060 It just goes up the old adage, crack don't smoke itself, ladies and gentlemen.
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00:07:41.720 Too, ladies and gentlemen, pardon the lighting here.
00:07:43.180 I've had some issues with electricity here.
00:07:45.220 I think it might be a circuit or something that's on or off.
00:07:48.040 I'm not exactly sure.
00:07:48.940 But you get to see my mug nonetheless, hear my wonderful voice, and hear me rant and rave about the fine, fine people at Revenue Canada.
00:07:56.440 And, of course, other members of our government, too.
00:07:58.880 Now, of course, in recent events and news, we've had these Chinese balloons come and go and all this stuff.
00:08:04.220 Russian balloons or the UFOs, what have you.
00:08:06.940 I don't know.
00:08:07.620 If they're UFOs, my advice to them is stay the hell out of here.
00:08:10.900 We're not ready for you guys yet.
00:08:12.480 You and I may be ready for them if they are UFOs.
00:08:14.960 But the rest of the world, no, no, not at all.
00:08:18.420 Excuse me.
00:08:19.100 Not at all.
00:08:20.620 For the simple reason that we have, as a species, I don't think we've come together enough to embrace any kind of off-world visitor or other world visitor, per se.
00:08:33.940 So I wouldn't say it's a UFO.
00:08:35.300 Well, I think our governments, whether it be American, Canadian, Chinese, Russian, even our friends in Europe, know more things than they're willing to tell us in regards to these balloons.
00:08:46.640 Or, as the French say, le ballon.
00:08:48.780 Right?
00:08:49.620 So, this is my speculation on it, too.
00:08:53.860 And regardless of all the rhetoric that our beloved potato puppet, Mr. Justin Trudeau, has said in regards to how he ordered something, he didn't order shit.
00:09:01.780 And Joe Biden took a sweet effing time to order shit, too.
00:09:05.300 And because of our NORAD agreement, okay, because of NORAD, the Americans basically have to take rein of it because they have the fighter power, they have the jets, and they have things ready to go.
00:09:16.140 Where in Canada, yeah, we've got decent fighter pilots up here.
00:09:19.700 The F-18s are still efficient enough.
00:09:22.040 But the chain of command is a little bit off.
00:09:25.280 Okay?
00:09:25.980 That's just my speculation.
00:09:27.300 I could be wrong.
00:09:27.900 I don't want to offend anybody who's serving in the Royal Canadian Air Force at the moment, or anybody who is on standby who happens to watch this podcast.
00:09:33.980 But you know as well as I do that our brass has gone fucking loopy in regards to national security and to what is good for Canadians as we speak.
00:09:44.700 And as we sit on the cusp of World War III, ladies and gentlemen, what are the powers that be are doing?
00:09:51.120 What exactly are they doing in regards to making sure that everything's safe and we're good to go?
00:09:56.820 Now, they recently just purchased the F-35s, the F-22 Raptors.
00:10:01.500 That's fine.
00:10:02.840 We've updated our Air Force great, but the first won't come to Canada until about 2026, and the fleet shall be complemented by 2029.
00:10:12.160 It's now 2023, half past the hour, and we're still using recycled parts for the old F-18s.
00:10:19.160 Yeah, that's the logic that's presented to us, to you and me, to the Canadian taxpayer.
00:10:23.100 Maybe that's why they want fucking 44 grand out of me, to put a down payment on some tarmac.
00:10:30.800 The more I think about it, or they just can't do the math.
00:10:34.140 So we're seeing the incompetencies here, ladies and gentlemen.
00:10:37.400 We're seeing the incompetencies brought to you by people that are elected and bureaucrats alike.
00:10:42.620 Now, we all know the whole story about people who got paid during the pandemic, all the bureaucrats alike,
00:10:47.480 like John Tory, mayor of Toronto, who was having some bum fun with an intern.
00:10:53.100 During the lockdowns, you know, here's a guy who actually promoted lockdowns,
00:10:58.120 promoted the chastising of businesses, like Adams' Barbecue, right?
00:11:04.620 And I've seen emails and stuff regarding, oh, this guy didn't have a business license,
00:11:08.260 or this guy didn't follow this, or this guy didn't follow that.
00:11:11.040 Regardless, the man had a business.
00:11:12.880 He wanted it open.
00:11:13.660 And the city of Toronto screwed him.
00:11:16.780 John Tory screwed a lot of Torontonians.
00:11:19.040 So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
00:11:21.120 Shit simple.
00:11:22.000 Then he gets caught with his pants down, giving it to the old bums rushed to one of his interns.
00:11:26.160 You obviously can tell that she's power chasing, and he's looking for some nookie,
00:11:30.180 because he's bored with his life.
00:11:32.400 Well, a man with that much power should not be that bored with his life.
00:11:36.380 But hey, who am I to judge, right?
00:11:38.140 Each their own.
00:11:38.920 Do what you want in your bedroom, in your office, what have you.
00:11:41.740 Okay?
00:11:42.140 But it just goes to prove how corrupt and how dumb some of you fucking politicians really are.
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00:13:21.560 And we're carrying on again with more of the whole buffoonery of Revenue Canada and Valentine Love from Revenue Canada.
00:13:28.200 Pay up or else.
00:13:29.060 Episode 201.
00:13:31.320 201 episodes, ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:32.480 It's because the wonderful people like you that have helped me keep this podcast going.
00:13:36.560 So give yourselves a round of applause there.
00:13:39.600 Excellent.
00:13:40.900 And that's your six.
00:13:42.440 That's your six.
00:13:43.380 And that's two.
00:13:44.300 Update two.
00:13:45.100 Screenplay is still going well.
00:13:47.100 Had some drama out there to sort out.
00:13:48.940 But needless to say, the show will go on.
00:13:51.320 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:13:52.420 So I'll keep you updated on that once the information is processed and developed properly.
00:13:57.000 And I'll share it all with you there, too.
00:13:59.380 Anyway, carrying on again more with this Revenue Canada stuff and the balloon stuff.
00:14:02.940 Now, I've rant and raved enough about those clowns.
00:14:06.800 When I look at Revenue Canada, and especially the IRS and the states and every tax service that every democracy has,
00:14:14.460 you have to think about certain ethics.
00:14:18.640 Okay.
00:14:19.100 Now, I can understand if you're making a million and a half dollars and you don't pay a dime in taxes, then there's a problem.
00:14:26.600 Now, I'm a firm believer in this.
00:14:28.560 I believe in a 20% flat rate tax.
00:14:32.500 Excuse me.
00:14:34.020 Why do you ask that?
00:14:36.580 I've got to stop smoking.
00:14:38.400 Because it's simple.
00:14:39.520 It's manageable.
00:14:41.000 Okay.
00:14:41.820 When you want to stop Canadians from going into debt, you have to encourage them to do something that's manageable.
00:14:47.020 Okay.
00:14:47.500 I got stupid a few years back with my credit card.
00:14:49.780 Oh, did I pay for it?
00:14:50.680 You're damn right I paid for it.
00:14:52.100 Okay.
00:14:52.400 And I know a few other people that got stupid with their credit cards, line of credit, what have you, but eventually got paid off and people took responsibility for their stuff.
00:14:59.780 Okay.
00:15:00.200 Now, when you have a federal government that's charging you at the pumps, you turn on your lights, no pun.
00:15:05.500 And when you turn on your heat, you turn on your taps, right?
00:15:09.980 When you buy your groceries and they cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching you, nickel, dime, nickel, dime, nickel, dime, you and all that too.
00:15:15.340 There's a lot of tax revenue there.
00:15:17.140 When you buy, you buy tobacco.
00:15:21.160 Okay.
00:15:22.140 There's a lot of tax in that too.
00:15:23.520 When you buy liquor tax, when you buy a coffee at Tim Hortons tax.
00:15:27.540 Okay.
00:15:28.320 And then when you get your paycheck tax, when you receive an inheritance tax, and then every fiscal year,
00:15:34.700 you have to submit papers to prove to said government that you're not making too much money or you're making less, who knows?
00:15:40.880 And they reassess you, just like here, to the tune of $44,000.
00:15:50.020 I don't know what kind of lifestyle I had during those taxable years, but it wasn't exquisite.
00:15:59.640 It wasn't lavish.
00:16:01.240 It wasn't, oh, look at me.
00:16:02.900 I'm on a yacht in Lake Ontario.
00:16:05.780 Hardly.
00:16:06.220 I was out here trying to find meaningful work, trying to get my head together, get my head focused on things like my marriage, my life, like my sanity.
00:16:15.620 But they don't see it that way.
00:16:18.400 So that's where I'm talking about 20% flat rate.
00:16:21.380 Okay.
00:16:21.520 And anyone who is working and paying anywhere from $1,000 to $1,600 a month in taxes, I think is sufficient enough.
00:16:31.840 That's just my opinion.
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00:18:26.400 Anyway, carrying on again with more of this buffoonery, Valentine Love, Revenue, Canada, pay up or else.
00:18:33.680 So regardless of all the balloon drama, regardless of all the other drama in regards to shooting down spies in our skies,
00:18:41.180 there was a big chemical fire that happened in Ohio past couple of days.
00:18:46.040 A lot of bad toxins going in the air.
00:18:48.040 Now I'm summarizing here as best of my ability from what I've read, what I've seen in independent media outlets.
00:18:54.220 And it's actually hurting a lot of animals and hurting the water balances, the water tables and everything in that part of Ohio.
00:18:59.460 I think it's called East Palestine on Ohio.
00:19:01.780 I've only seen Ohio once in my life.
00:19:05.020 And I'm not familiar with that area, but needless to say, it's a nasty train accident.
00:19:10.980 And a lot of people aren't focusing on that.
00:19:15.460 And I wonder why.
00:19:16.960 It makes you think, right?
00:19:21.320 Why is it more important to worry about a handful of balloons in Northern Canada?
00:19:25.040 Which, you know, to me is a big deal because someone's sneaking a peek and taking a look.
00:19:30.020 Okay.
00:19:30.380 But the government's not telling us the truth about what the balloons are, where they're from, and all this too.
00:19:33.620 Because we know Justin Trudeau just loves his basic dictatorship.
00:19:37.260 He loves his China.
00:19:40.660 Oh, whatever.
00:19:41.820 But still, it's a devastating accident only in Ohio.
00:19:44.740 Now, whether you believe that the tracks were sabotaged or whether it was just an accident or incompetence, whatever,
00:19:52.980 it seems that every time there's an environmental catastrophe, no one steps up and takes responsibility for it.
00:19:59.460 I remember as far back as the Exxon Valdez back in 1989, they tried to make this, the boat captain as some kind of raging alcoholic when I think it was just an insurance claim.
00:20:10.720 Needless to say, you know, there's a lot of fuckery going on there too.
00:20:13.980 And I wonder who was in charge of the train there in Ohio.
00:20:16.480 Now, I know there's footage out there for you guys to see and to check out all you want.
00:20:19.980 And I'm not going to put links in the description for you as in that.
00:20:22.660 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:20:23.100 But needless to say, it's a poop show and it's devastating.
00:20:26.520 You know, when they had that train derailment in Quebec where 47 people were killed because of, you know, shipping oil and train derail because of an accident and it killed 47 people.
00:20:38.480 To me, that was more of a reason to say, let's have a pipeline.
00:20:40.860 But the good people of Montreal and the mayor at that time said, no, we don't want dirty oil coming here.
00:20:45.340 You want the same time they're dropping raw sewage in the St. Lawrence Seaway, which is more devastating.
00:20:51.920 A biohazard that can be cleaned up in record time or an actual biohazard that will devastate life in any water as we know it.
00:21:00.000 But, you know, what do I know, right?
00:21:01.700 Because basic biology, as far as we're concerned, has been challenged already because nobody can tell you what a woman is or what a man is.
00:21:06.520 It's just a frame of mind.
00:21:08.420 Of course, of course.
00:21:10.300 Ah, buffoonery, buffoonery, buffoonery.
00:21:12.820 Effing goddamn buffoonery.
00:21:14.740 Everywhere you turn.
00:21:16.180 Well, shit.
00:21:18.700 Stay updated and follow Krusty Canuck on Facebook, Twitter, Gap, Telegram, YouTube, and Podbean.
00:21:26.380 Subscribe today and donate at KrustyCanuck.ca.
00:21:32.720 And I'm back once again, ladies and gentlemen, on the Krusty Canuck Podcast.
00:21:35.220 Episode 201, Valentine Love.
00:21:38.440 That's right.
00:21:38.900 Valentine Love from Revenue Canada.
00:21:41.540 Pay up or else.
00:21:42.420 Yes.
00:21:43.400 So I hope I didn't scare a lot of you out there.
00:21:44.920 I know there's a lot of Canadians out there that are hurting.
00:21:46.400 A lot of Americans are hurting, too.
00:21:47.420 I know their tax time is coming up shortly as well.
00:21:50.640 And I wonder how many surprises they're going to get in the mail from the IRS.
00:21:53.680 Because I know I got a few surprises from Revenue Canada.
00:21:56.220 Hey, there you go.
00:21:57.980 Well, some real BS coming our way.
00:22:00.840 But, like I said, I will persevere and I will fight this to the best of my ability, ladies and gentlemen.
00:22:05.300 You know, I'm not going to be a dick about it.
00:22:07.200 But this buffoonery has got to stop.
00:22:10.440 Honestly.
00:22:11.740 You know, we don't fund our military properly.
00:22:14.040 And they worry about national security.
00:22:15.360 We don't fund the services that we need drastically.
00:22:18.400 Now, I'm not saying we can't.
00:22:20.260 We can live in a society without tax.
00:22:22.780 But taxation with representation, to me, is a moral crime.
00:22:27.340 It should be illegal.
00:22:29.860 You know, because there's probably a handful of people sitting in some office someplace, putting these papers up saying, well, let's just take the best guess and charge them this.
00:22:38.420 And then we'll charge you that.
00:22:39.980 Charge this business this.
00:22:42.080 I'll take some of that.
00:22:43.260 We'll take some of this.
00:22:44.500 And you can just have these, you know, a few little quarters here.
00:22:47.640 There you go.
00:22:49.080 There's your tax return.
00:22:50.600 Congratulations.
00:22:54.180 Said no one.
00:22:55.760 So I think you see my point, ladies and gentlemen.
00:22:58.700 Okay.
00:22:59.240 So taxation with representation, without representation to me is evil.
00:23:06.360 Okay.
00:23:07.380 Yes.
00:23:07.840 And people have said, well, death and taxes are the only two things certain in life.
00:23:11.000 Well, death and taxes are certain if you're a mortician and a tax collector.
00:23:16.820 Okay.
00:23:17.560 Now, I have nothing against paying taxes, as long as they're reasonable and honorable.
00:23:23.420 Right?
00:23:24.360 People say, well, what about roads?
00:23:25.600 What about schools?
00:23:26.300 What about hospitals?
00:23:27.360 That's a provincial thing.
00:23:28.420 And I pay my provincial taxes.
00:23:30.680 Right?
00:23:31.220 This is federal.
00:23:32.440 This shit's going.
00:23:34.080 This is higher.
00:23:35.360 And my pay grade.
00:23:36.600 And yours, too.
00:23:38.120 Right?
00:23:39.160 And we'll just call the guy Bob.
00:23:40.540 Because, you know, Bob's a buffoon.
00:23:42.820 That simple.
00:23:44.000 Sit there and reassess me like that based on hearsay rather than fact.
00:23:49.120 The thing is, I have the papers to back up all the monies I have earned properly.
00:23:52.860 And what I have earned efficiently and honorably.
00:23:57.020 Right?
00:23:57.880 For my time of service.
00:23:59.860 So in a way, any soldier, male or female, can look at this as a personal attack.
00:24:04.720 And it kind of, I do.
00:24:06.740 I do for the very good reason.
00:24:08.200 Because I got hurt in the job.
00:24:12.800 And there's a few lads that I know that aren't with us today.
00:24:16.100 Because they got hurt in the job.
00:24:17.400 And there's a few people I know in my circle that are still hurting from said job.
00:24:23.700 So when you turn around and hand me something like this and expect five digits handed to you in a timely manner in nine days.
00:24:36.540 How are you based?
00:24:40.040 How do you live with yourself?
00:24:42.480 How do you sleep at night?
00:24:43.900 How do you kiss your wife or your boyfriend or whomever you're intimate with?
00:24:48.880 Doing that kind of shit.
00:24:50.140 I think we should get the Ethics Commission involved with the CRA and see what they're doing.
00:24:57.220 Because like I said earlier in the show, ladies and gentlemen, they want to just forget about $15 billion of fraudulent payment.
00:25:04.080 And they want to go after guys like me, you, your neighbors, your neighbor's dog, and the person that washed your neighbor's dog there two months ago.
00:25:14.180 Self-explanatory where the priorities are, ladies and gentlemen.
00:25:16.720 Once again, I apologize for not being around the past few days.
00:25:21.220 I've been working pretty hard, keeping things in check, sorting my house out too.
00:25:26.040 We're going to plant a big garden this year.
00:25:27.640 I've got enough wood now accumulated where I can build some nice garden boxes, do some preserves.
00:25:31.980 Come the fall, we'll see.
00:25:33.940 But needless to say, it's been busy times.
00:25:36.580 And once again, ladies and gentlemen, if you'd like to hear what you see, just follow the links in my description.
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00:25:44.280 I'm not going to demand cash.
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00:25:52.460 So please, if you want to give, please give.
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00:25:55.580 Just tune in, give me a thumbs up, give me a comment, and share this content all over your social media platforms while we still can.
00:26:02.200 Because C11 apparently has gone through its third reading in the Senate, and I'm a little surprised how many senators are agreeing with it.
00:26:08.440 All in the name of Canadian content.
00:26:10.720 When the reality is, they're going to put content up that they want to see and hear.
00:26:15.760 And I'm all for Canadian content.
00:26:17.320 I'm all for creativity.
00:26:19.200 Right?
00:26:19.780 But I'm all for choices too, and what people want to see and hear.
00:26:23.660 Not every Canadian wants to see everything Canadian.
00:26:25.900 Not every American wants to see everything American.
00:26:28.060 You see what I'm getting here?
00:26:29.480 It's about choices.
00:26:31.600 That simple.
00:26:33.860 Right?
00:26:34.680 I don't know about you folks, but I'm still angry.
00:26:38.040 I'm still pissed at that mail I received.
00:26:41.100 And I'm just still shaking my head.
00:26:43.420 I'll be right back.
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00:26:58.880 Yeah, once again, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Krusty Canuck Podcast, Episode 201.
00:27:04.120 Valentine Love from Revenue Canada.
00:27:06.000 Pay up or else.
00:27:07.140 It's amazing how when they need a few bucks out of you quickly and promptly, they'll just, you know, send you mail and they'll call you and say, you better pay this or we'll freeze your bank accounts.
00:27:15.720 And yet, like I mentioned, $15 billion worth of fraudulent CERB payments.
00:27:21.640 Ah, we'll get to it later.
00:27:24.420 We need your $44,000, Krusty Canuck.
00:27:27.340 Like, you owe us for that road and Kappa's casing and that windowsill we're going to put up in this government office.
00:27:35.660 And that cubicle we're going to give little Daphne there for being part of the team.
00:27:42.180 Yeah, that's, you know, excuses, right?
00:27:45.080 We've seen our tax dollars where they've gone.
00:27:46.560 They've gone to Ukraine.
00:27:47.380 They've gone to government interests.
00:27:48.620 They've gone to SNC-Lavalin.
00:27:50.120 They've gone to the WE Foundation.
00:27:51.920 And whatever WEF conglomerate wants to take more money out of me and you, all in the name of progress.
00:27:59.580 Yet they fail to realize how hard it's becoming for a lot of Canucks to get ahead, to thrive.
00:28:05.980 They fail to realize that in a modified free enterprise system, you still have a free enterprise system where people want to make money and be left the hell alone.
00:28:15.880 But you don't see it that way, do you?
00:28:18.180 Right?
00:28:19.840 You don't see it that way.
00:28:21.080 And that's a damn shame because these people are elected to look after our interests.
00:28:27.380 And we've heard the same story over and over again.
00:28:29.900 It doesn't matter if it's conservative, liberal, or NDP.
00:28:32.480 It doesn't matter if it's this guy or that gal or this group over here, this group over here.
00:28:36.420 Someone always harping about your cash.
00:28:39.320 When are we allowed to keep our cash?
00:28:41.980 Right?
00:28:42.340 When are we allowed to do that, ladies and gentlemen?
00:28:44.500 When is it going to be okay for me to actually have an opportunity to save some real good money?
00:28:51.080 Almost never because of the inflation.
00:28:53.640 Now, I've dealt with people on my Facebook page who've said, well, you know, the provinces are in charge of carbon tax and it's their fault that inflation is so high.
00:29:01.060 And it's like, no, it's our Minister of Finance, Mr. Christa Freeland, Mr. Saker.
00:29:06.880 Like my boots?
00:29:08.380 And, of course, sock puppet is Jordan there.
00:29:10.240 Look at my suckings.
00:29:11.620 That's right.
00:29:12.520 Justin Trudeau.
00:29:14.760 Giving away our money, giving away our assets, i.e. giving Ukraine some of our war kit.
00:29:19.420 For tanks, not a big deal.
00:29:20.940 But it's still a big deal.
00:29:22.120 200 armored vehicles, still a big deal.
00:29:24.900 And whatever cash and oodles they need.
00:29:28.160 When our troops are hurting, when our defenses are being sequestered, that's where they want to spend the money.
00:29:34.500 Right?
00:29:35.000 And whatever noble cause here, whatever woke mandate there, woke mandate here.
00:29:39.040 Right?
00:29:39.600 Woke, woke, woke, woke.
00:29:40.780 What a fucking joke.
00:29:42.840 Okay?
00:29:43.180 I miss the days where things are going to go back to merit again.
00:29:45.860 Where you actually earn something to get a position.
00:29:48.640 You know, you go out and you campaign for a political party for a seat in parliament or a seat in the MLA or a seat in the provincial parliament.
00:29:55.840 And you actually earn it by votes.
00:29:58.360 And you represent properly to the best of your ability.
00:30:00.980 Those days I miss.
00:30:03.680 Right?
00:30:03.880 I miss the days where you give someone a job because he or she has what it takes.
00:30:09.200 Not because he or she is or how they look or what they represent.
00:30:14.280 But what they have.
00:30:15.540 They have what it takes.
00:30:17.700 Right?
00:30:17.980 I hate when people say, well, you know, identify as this.
00:30:21.720 And this is not a hand.
00:30:22.740 This is a hammer.
00:30:23.520 And you better agree with me or else.
00:30:25.040 I don't buy that at all.
00:30:27.340 I think you know what I'm getting at, ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:29.060 I think it's a matter of priorities and getting back to reality and getting back to pragmatism.
00:30:34.460 Let's be practical again.
00:30:36.320 And let's not stand for the bullshit.
00:30:38.680 That simple.
00:30:41.520 No.
00:30:43.380 I'm just, I'm not impressed with the way things are.
00:30:46.580 And I'm a little more angry than I was, let's say, six months ago.
00:30:51.760 Because of that paper spiel I just gave you.
00:30:55.440 I'm not impressed at all with the federal government.
00:30:57.800 And I'm really starting to lose a lot of faith in provincial governments, too.
00:31:00.980 Next, probably the Minnesota governments as well.
00:31:02.580 Because they do want to take a good hefty chunk of change for your land taxes and for water, what have you.
00:31:08.880 And some of the decisions they make in the name of progress and the environment.
00:31:13.960 We all know what to do with the environment.
00:31:15.480 We make a mess.
00:31:16.140 We clean it up.
00:31:17.060 You don't leave your garbage line around.
00:31:18.220 You dispose your garbage properly.
00:31:20.100 You recycle if you need to or if you have to or if you want to.
00:31:24.000 Right?
00:31:24.440 We don't walk down the street and drop our doors and take a dump on the street.
00:31:27.460 No.
00:31:27.760 We use plumbing for that.
00:31:29.680 But there's still a bunch of individuals in major cities in this country that would prefer to do that.
00:31:34.960 Go figure.
00:31:35.860 I guess those kids were raised in a barn.
00:31:39.080 Who knows?
00:31:39.700 Not every parent's perfect.
00:31:41.300 But I think you get to see my point, ladies and gentlemen, that it's just a lot of bullshit going on.
00:31:46.300 And I'm tired of carrying it.
00:31:48.000 What say you?
00:31:49.700 Like I said, you can reach me at crustybcanuck67 at gmail.com.
00:31:52.960 Follow the links in my description, ladies and gentlemen, if you so desire.
00:31:57.900 Don't hesitate to send me an email.
00:31:59.740 Send me an email.
00:32:00.620 Send me a comment or two.
00:32:01.500 Ask me a question, please.
00:32:02.920 I would like to get enough emails where I can actually do part of my episodes based on your questions and my answers, all that good stuff, too.
00:32:09.320 So I'm going to try to arrange another live show sometime in the next future.
00:32:14.520 I'm trying to get a guest on, a special guest, if I can.
00:32:17.680 If not, then you'll just see my mug live anyway, all the same.
00:32:20.640 Oh, joy.
00:32:21.820 But I'll see what I can do for you in the near future.
00:32:24.600 I'm back to work again tomorrow, my 10-day stretch, so I won't be around.
00:32:28.500 I'm going to try to make a better effort, though, to be around on some other nights where I don't have to work as late.
00:32:34.080 So if I'm working, if I get off early, I come home at a decent time, then I'll try to put an episode up for you, ladies and gentlemen, to the best of my ability.
00:32:43.460 But in the meantime, it'll have to be one or two every two weeks until I find some light at the end of this ridiculous darkness.
00:32:51.660 Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I've been Krusty Canuck on this beautiful 14th of February.
00:32:56.200 Happy Valentine's Day out there.
00:32:58.520 Yeah, February 14th, 2023.
00:33:00.280 Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples out there, to all the lovers out there.
00:33:04.100 Do something nice for your loved one.
00:33:05.720 Make a dinner, buy some flowers, rub feet, rub backs, whatever you're into.
00:33:10.180 Buy some chocolate, you know, and just appreciate your loved ones to the best of your ability, ladies and gentlemen.
00:33:16.520 And stand high, stand firm, right?
00:33:19.620 Do what you can to overcome this darkness that's being thrown in our faces every goddamn day.
00:33:25.480 We shall prevail this.
00:33:28.020 Liberty is beneficial.
00:33:29.860 Liberty is paramount.
00:33:30.760 Free speech is paramount.
00:33:31.680 Freedom of expression is paramount.
00:33:32.800 It doesn't matter what side of the fence you are on either.
00:33:36.200 Protest your heart's desire.
00:33:37.680 Stand up for what you think is right.
00:33:39.120 Democracy is not failing.
00:33:41.060 Just our leaders are failing the democracy.
00:33:43.340 It's that simple.
00:33:44.560 So we've got to find some better leaders and stand our ground, stand firm, ask the tough questions, and stand against this bullshit to the best of our abilities, ladies and gentlemen.
00:33:54.480 The truckers did a great job last year.
00:33:56.060 Let's keep the flame and let's keep the dream alive.
00:33:59.880 Like I said, I'm in Krusty Canuck this 14th of February, Valentine's Day, 2023.
00:34:05.140 I wish nothing but the best for all of you.
00:34:08.980 And I hope to see you in the next couple of weeks.
00:34:12.460 And like I always say, ladies and gentlemen, humanity, merit wins the day.
00:34:17.080 Take care, and I'll see you next time.
00:34:18.960 Bye for now.
00:34:19.600 Hit it, sweetheart.
00:34:25.560 Because I am hard, you will not like me.
00:34:28.480 Yes, sir.
00:34:31.980 There is no racial bigotry here.
00:34:36.800 There you are all equally working.
00:34:41.020 This has been another episode of the Krusty Canuck podcast.
00:34:44.840 Stay sane.
00:34:45.740 And thank you for listening.
00:34:47.200 From Western Canada.
00:34:48.280 This is the Krusty Canuck podcast.
00:34:54.180 Well, smack my ass and call me Judy.