"Princess, The Pauper and PEPE!!!
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On this episode of The Krusty Canuck Podcast, I talk about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's interview with Oprah Winfrey, and why I don't give a shit about the royal family. Also, I give my thoughts on the Canadian Women's Day and why it's a bad day to be a woman in Canada.
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. It's a beautiful 9th of March 2021. Come to the
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Krusty Connect podcast. The princess, the pauper, and Pepe. More BS, more political dogma, more
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Canadian BS. All that more coming up to the show. Stick around.
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Hit it, sweetheart. Because I am hard, you will not like me.
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From Western Canada, this is the Krusty Canuck podcast. A Canadian veteran's point of view.
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On political, social, economic issues, and life. Here's Krusty.
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That's right, ladies and gentlemen. March 9th, 2021. My apologies for being away for a few days there.
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Just doing some extra spring cleaning, like I mentioned before. Helping my lovely wife out.
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So as I mentioned, ladies and gentlemen, yes, the princess, the pauper, and Pepe Le Pew.
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Yes, I guess in recent news, there was a big stink. You know, everybody tuned in to the Oprah
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Winfrey interview of Prince Harry and Princess Meghan Markle in regards to what's been going
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on with the royal family and the so-called black sheep effectiveness or whatever you want
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to call it. I guess the elephant in the room per se. Now, what I don't understand is that
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just because it's International Women's Day yesterday and all this stuff and the whole
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world's going to stop on a dime because there's a few women in the world that are not getting
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ahead. You know, I'm not disenfranchising anyone's progress, but I just find it coinkydink
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that they had to put on this big display for Oprah Winfrey and for the world to see about
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apparently how bad it really is for Princess Markle and Prince Harry. Now, as a Canadian,
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we've had monarchy all our natural lives. Yes. Okay. Canada is part of the Commonwealth.
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We have homage to Her Majesty, the royal family, because Britain kicked France's ass in the 1750s
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to take over Canada as we knew it. And needless to say, the British monarchy has been part of our
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history and our traditions for a very, very long time now. Now, personally, I really don't care what
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Her Majesty is doing. I think she's a decent lady. She's a lovely lady. She's personable as far as I know.
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She's down to earth. Yes. She was born into insurmountable wealth because of the monarchy.
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Yes. And the British pound and everything. Yes. Of course. But I really don't give a shit about
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when it comes to them getting involved in our politics. Now, my wife and I, we sat and we
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watched that interview there. We tuned into CBS affiliates on mainstream media there and just
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watched. And to be honest with you, I really don't give a fuck. Honestly, I really don't care what
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she's going through. I don't care what Prince Harry is going through. Anytime I hear somebody
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who is born into wealth and privilege, you can complain all you want about how you're being
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treated. Okay. And every other family that I have grown up with, people I've known, there's always
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perfections and imperfections per se, family dynamics, what have you. Now, I'll summarize what
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I remember from this interview and I'll leave links in my description as always, ladies and gentlemen,
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but you decide. You, my listeners and viewers are like, you decide. Okay. My personal opinion is
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this. Here's a lady who trained to be an actress, mediocre at best. You know, uh, I think she was
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like a spokesmodel or hand model for that deal or no deal that Howie Mandel did about 10, 11 years
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ago. Right. And then I guess she got a job in various projects, uh, other short films, what have
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you, uh, the dust channel, the sci-fi channel dust. Uh, there's a couple of short films that she did in
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there and I guess she was on the TV series, uh, suits. So I guess that caught Harry's eye. Who
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knows? But what gets me is that here's a girl, regardless of her color, regardless of her
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background or not, uh, living the consummate actor's dream, constantly being employed,
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working, having a good paycheck, being able to live a pseudo lavish lifestyle, having lots of
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money in the bank. And then all of a sudden meeting her print, you know, and then off to
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Never Never Land they go. And then to me, that's like every little young girl's dream. Was it not
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at one time? You know, who, who can remember hearing stories about that and seeing TV movies of the week
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and the odd afterschool special about meeting a wonderful guy and being swept off your feet and
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taking a Never Never Land and live happily ever after. Yeah. Okay. So here's this individual who's
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living this dream. Okay. And I don't care about racial background. I never did. I never did.
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I, I, and I'm so sick of hearing about this, but I'm getting to that point, ladies and gentlemen.
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Okay. I sat there for two hours with my wife and watching this and back and forth hearing her
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talking about how, well, do you believe her here? Do you believe her there? Do you believe him here?
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Do you believe Harry this? Do you believe Oprah this? Do you believe Megan this? And I just was
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really, I don't know. I don't buy any of this shit she's saying. I don't buy any of the crap that
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Harry is saying. And I really don't buy the crap, anything that Oprah says anymore too.
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I don't buy this, this whole spectrum of racism. Okay. Now, regardless if Prince Charles or Her Majesty
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asked about the color of the baby or not, the point being is that here are some people
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that were brought into wealth, Prince Harry. Okay. Oprah made her empire. She worked very hard to be
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where she's at today. You know, hats off to the independent lady who did that. Good for her.
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But in the same sense, they're all sharing the same fucking narrative about this whole racial divide
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again. Let's keep talking about racism. Let's keep throwing it in people's faces. Oh, Megan's having
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such a hard time because of racism. Oh my goodness. And yet she married into probably the most powerful
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family on the planet. I think next to some Saudi princes. And what I got out of that interview is
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that she was spoken down to and she was treated unfairly. And I'm like, well, there's other stories
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that say that she's treated a lot of the staff unfairly. Other members of the royal staff,
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members of whatever court, members that are gainfully employed by the royal family.
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And it's turning into a he said, she said. Now, if you get a chance, ladies and gentlemen,
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to watch the video, really watch it and analyze it with a fine tooth comb. Really. Because I sat there
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and I listened to it and I was getting really fucking annoyed because she come across as this
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big victim. And so did Harry. So your highness, Prince Harry, shame on you, bud. I'm a little
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annoyed with you because you're an ex-royal marine. Now, regardless if you earned a spot in the royal
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marines or not, or just did your part because it's the family thing to do. I would think, sir,
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you'd have a little more fucking gumption and a little more balls than to sit there and hang on
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your wife's every bloody word. You know, now I don't really care what you guys do with your own
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time. I don't care how you live by all means, but you're both representation of the privileged lifestyle
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and Miss Oprah Winfrey, the billionaires herself is an example of a privileged lifestyle. And what gets
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me with that interview too, is that they had the whole, uh, beautiful outback of, um, her ranch in
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Santa Barbara, you know, and I think the interview cost CBS, I think what, 9 million bucks, if I'm not
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mistaken. I'll leave links in the description, but it was like $9 million to do it. So Oprah gets her pay
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and those two individuals get their pay as well too. So when someone's talking to me about oppression
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and racism and all this downright, just people being mean to you, and yet you can still live a
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lavish lifestyle in Santa Barbara, I really don't think you're that bad off. Honestly, I don't think
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you have it too bad. I really don't think your life is that terrible. Okay. You dress well, you're fed
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well, you know, you're raising a family, you're creating a family and you're looked after. And I
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know Prince Harry gets an allowance and I know Ms. Markle, you have received doodles of cash for
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whatever endorsements. And plus you're acting work prior to marrying his Royal Highness. So I don't buy
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the narrative. I don't buy this victimhood BS. I don't buy unconscious bias bullshit. And I'm getting
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sick and tired of people totaling these race cards. I really do. I'm so fed up with it. Again,
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there's a pandemic going on. We're being lied to about that. Okay. And we're going to stop and hold
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our breath again about International Women's Day and talk about the marginalization and talk about
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oppression and talk about so-called gender-based violence. And yet again, all these experts that
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are in charge, calling the shots and presenting these products to us fail to realize that there's
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still a lot of little boys and a lot of good men are being screwed around as we speak because of
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gender parity, because of total unfairness and not given the opportunity to thrive just as much as
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women are. Right. We're not seeing that. So while everybody's sitting there hyping about,
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poor Megan and poor Harry bullshit, I don't think they've ever been poor in their lives.
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I really don't think they've ever had a bad day when it comes to actually not having any money in
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the bank. Now I understand Princess Di died the way she did. And that was terrible. I thought she was a
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really genuine, decent human being, the amount of work and effort she did. But really, what kind of
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work does it take to be a member of the royal family? Keeping up appearances, knowing your P's and
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cues, etiquette, protocol, you're in the public light all the time. You're in the public display
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all the time. So yes, you have to carry yourself with it. And I can probably relate how terrible that
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can be. But to sit there and come across as a victim in some kind of conspiracy, or as some
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oppressed little kid, like an Oliver Twist scenario, can I have some more, sir? And then be given shit for
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asking for more. Well, I don't buy it. I really don't. I just really think it's disingenuine.
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And I think it was a ratings grab. And three people out of that interview got a few extra bucks
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Yeah, coming back, ladies and gentlemen, Krusty Canuck, the princess, the pauper, and Pepe.
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Now, the pauper being, of course, Mr. Harry and other people that have followed that couple
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religiously and loved them and honored them and all this. And then when you, you know,
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the more you listen to this interview, the more skeptical I am about it. Right? Like,
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you look at someone like Meghan Markle. Yeah, gorgeous lady. Like I say, mediocre actress.
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Okay, you know, live in every little girl's dream to marry a prince and live happily ever after in a
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palace far, far away. You know? But no, they have to settle for a place in Santa Barbara,
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and they have to sit in Oprah's lovish backyard and talk about how terrible they've had it.
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I don't fucking buy it for one goddamn minute. Like I say, what say you, ladies and gentlemen?
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description. Oh, but more of this pauper BS. I think society as a whole, we're the paupers,
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ladies and gentlemen. We're the blue-collar, working-class individuals that just want to see
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light at the end of the day and not worry about any more of this pandemic, not worry more about
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So carrying on again with the princess and popper and Pepe. Yes, Pepe and a little pew.
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We all remember that cartoon from Looney Tunes, right, ladies and gentlemen? That little skunk, that flamboyant
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little guy out there trying to woo and swoo every little kitty cat he got his hands on. And I guess now
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recently it's deemed as rape culture. So here we are in 2021. And they've already fucked around with Dr.
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Zeus. Coca-Cola's fucking around with its employees. And now we have to worry again about Looney Tunes and
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Pepe Le Pew. Well, they already censored Albert Fudd, that West Coast rabbit hunter, right?
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They screwed him over because he's carrying a shotgun hunting rabbits and ducks, what have you.
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Right? And I remember as a kid watching those cartoons and I was thoroughly entertained.
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My parents remember those cartoons and they were thoroughly entertained. But
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I guess Pepe Le Pew is no more, apparently. You know, taken out of their most, or taken out of the
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last Space Jam movie, right? Because it's deemed rape culture, according to these so-called experts.
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I guess every time when you try to show affectionate and try to express your love to somebody, it's
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considered rape now, right? But hedonism's okay. Fucking chuck at random, that's fine. But we actually
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get down to it and get on your knee and do the old romantic thing. I guess that's pathé,
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right? Yeah, wrong. Okay? I would like to sit in a room with all these people and just be the fly on
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the wall or just be the quiet observer and just listen to what the garbage that these fucking
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individuals promote when it comes to censoring or cancelling or getting rid of something because
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it doesn't fit whatever fucking narrative. Now, if anybody by chance is listening to this podcast,
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whoever has the opportunity to sit in these boards or sit in these little discussions to
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tell people like you and me and other people what they can watch and not watch based on a false
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fucking narrative. Okay? Take this into account. You're going to keep censoring. You're going to
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keep blocking things out. You're going to keep denying people access to knowledge for what? Okay?
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Now, we actually watched the Pepe Le Pew cartoon. Yes, he's being suave and poetic and he's trying to
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woo this kitty cat all the time. And yet she's struggling to get away and hide from this individual,
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not because he's showing affection, not because he's politely stalking her. It's because he stinks.
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Hence the term Le Pew. He smells bad. He's a skunk. That's why the cat's getting away from him. It's
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got nothing to do with, Oh my God, he's going to rape me. Oh my God, you're promoting this image of
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rape. No, she can't stand the fucking scent of him. That's what she's doing.
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I don't blame any woman on the planet for walking away from some guy because he stinks. Holy shit. Like
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maybe my perception is different. Maybe he's being rapey because of the new fucking narrative. Maybe
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he's being a little too forward. Okay. But when you look at that time, when he came around in 19,
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in the 1940s, I believe. Okay. That was, that was the humor in him. That was the humor of that
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character. Okay. That was the humor of, of, of a lot of Looney Tunes there. You know, like the Porky
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Pig, the guy stutters, you know, Bugs Bunny, many voices, many talents, Daffy Duck with a lift,
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right? Elmer Fudd with a speech impediment. Like it was showing all these characters with different
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virtues. And yet it was entertainment. It was wholesome. It was fun. You know, kids knew not
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to emulate Daffy Duck when he was trying to be shot into the sun. Right. Little Marvin the Martian.
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I'm so angry. Like hilarious. But now they want to take bits and pieces out of that too.
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So why don't the creators and, and the so-called cancelers sit and have, actually have a debate
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about it too. Right. What else are going to cancel? They, they got rid of Yosemite Sam because he's
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carrying pistols. They got rid of Elmer Fudd because he's carrying a rifle or a shotgun hunting
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wascally wabbits. What else are going to cancel too? Right. You know, you're going to cancel a
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Captain Planet because he's too blue or he should be a little shade of darker blue or what? Right.
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You're going to cancel other cartoons that some younger kids grew up with. Right. I remember
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growing up with Looney Tunes, Battle of the Planets, G.I. Joe, Transformers. Right. You're
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going to cancel those too because they're deemed too aggressive. They're not being diverse enough.
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They're not being open enough and expressive enough or what? What other mandate are you going
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to throw down people's throats today? Right. Because they don't suit a fucking narrative.
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Okay. Really? So between the princess claiming to be a victim to the paupers that are working hard
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trying to get ahead and poor fucking Pepe Le Pew. I know. You folks tell me. Let me know.
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Anyway, more ranting and carrying on with the princess, the pauper, and Pepe Le Pew. Yes. I'm just,
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you know, it's been an interesting week, you know. Like I said, my wife and I were doing some house
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work, getting things cleaned up, ready for spring. And, you know, our house needed it because it was
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a tough winter, not just for her and I, but a tough winter for a lot of other Canucks out there
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and a lot of my American listeners and friends too, right? A tough winter for everybody.
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You know, we sit and we listen to all this garble farb on pandemics and when, how we're going to get
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needles and how we're going to get vaccinations and everything. And we're seeing our American friends and our
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British friends, get the vaccines, get people inoculated. But then again, we're not hearing
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the total truth too. We're also hearing rumors and rumblings that some of these vaccines don't
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work against the so-called UK variant, South African variant, and the Brazilian variant, right?
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But in the same sense, when you're saying and mentioning those variants, don't ever say
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fucking Wuhan virus. That's just terrible. Even that narrative is fucking messed with too.
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So who do you believe when it comes to this thing? You know, our prime minister and our
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procurement board keeps talking about, oh, we're going to get something from Johnson & Johnson
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and something from Moderna and something from Pfizer and other companies too. And then what?
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Oh, we're going to get 8 million coming at the end of this month. Well, great. Why couldn't we get
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8 million before? And really it's been a year or more, I think a year today when we had the first
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casually pass away from the COVID. And we're seeing more and more people getting frustrated
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with lockdowns. And luckily out here in Alberta, we're seeing more and more people winning their
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cases when they've taken these ridiculous fucking fines and tickets to court. Businesses are being
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allowed to be open again, right? It just goes to show to big government that the people were
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right. Right? So I think things are changing on a positive note. You know, I don't know about my
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friends in Ontario and Quebec, but I'm telling you out here, we're starting to see a better horizon
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and people starting to wake up to other things other than, you know, living in fear, wearing the
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standard three mask fucking mandate and sticking their privates into glory holes for the sake of
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safety and satisfaction. Yeah. But, uh, I don't know. I think the light is starting to come back
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to us and I think people are starting to wake up and no more of this woke BS, no more of this
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correct garbage that's trying to govern us every fucking day. And we are seeing members of the
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opposition in the house of commons now still standing up and trying to bring light, uh, to these,
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these issues. And I'm going to, uh, post something here, uh, for you to listen to. It comes from
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Pierre Paulie have squaring off with, uh, Krista Freeland, little miss pint size, you know, what
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and my listeners really listened to what she has to say and how she is saying it. Now I'm not saying
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analyze every little word with a fine tooth cyber comb. Okay. Well, really listen to how she's
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delivering her responses and how she's projecting it. I want to thank, uh, I'm a stoner there on the
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YouTube channel for putting this video up. So I'll give you accolades where they're due when it
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comes to people that provide these links and what have you. And I'll put it in my description as
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well so you can watch, but I'll put the audio up for you and really listen to what they have to say.
00:24:30.360
Carlton, Dr. Richard Otis, health statistician and economist at Memorial University has published
00:24:39.060
a COVID misery index and the results for Canada are well miserable. In fact, Canada ranks 11th because
00:24:48.620
of the government's poor performance on the health and economic side with the high and with the worst
00:24:54.720
deficit, the worst unemployment and the worst vaccination rates in the G7. Why is this government
00:25:01.420
so miserable? Honorable minister. Mr. Speaker, I can't speak for the misery on the other side of the
00:25:10.940
house, but let me just say on our side of the house, we are so grateful to Canadians for their hard work
00:25:17.800
and their resilience. And thanks to that hard work and the strong support from our government,
00:25:24.680
let me share the great news with this house that in the fourth quarter of last year,
00:25:29.000
our GDP grew by nearly 10 percent. That is higher than the U.S., the U.K., France.
00:25:36.800
10 percent, eh, Krista? Where? In which sector? Of course, you know, public sector, government pay,
00:25:43.220
perhaps, maybe other fucking jurisdictions, but I don't see it out here. Wow.
00:25:55.020
Excellent grades for Canadians, terrible grades for this government. Last quarter of the year,
00:26:00.560
of course, they had far more ground to make up because our economic downfall was far greater. In
00:26:05.840
fact, after all the quarters are done, Canada still has the highest unemployment in the G7,
00:26:12.940
which that minister and the prime minister have long said is the best measurement to determine
00:26:17.040
the job market. And now, an independent scientific study shows that Canada has
00:26:23.340
the highest COVID misery index out of 11 countries. We rank 11th out of 15, even worse than the United
00:26:32.420
States. Why such miserable results? The Honorable Deputy Prime Minister.
00:26:37.700
Actually, Mr. Speaker, let me urge the member opposite to take a closer look at the international
00:26:45.720
data. Canada has a higher labor force participation rate at 64.3 percent, a higher rate than Germany,
00:26:53.560
the U.S. and Japan. And Canada has recovered 71 percent of the jobs lost in the wake of the pandemic.
00:27:04.260
Ms. Freeland, where is this 71 percent increase? In what part of the country are you referring to?
00:27:12.480
What part of the country are you referring to? What increase? With all the lockdowns and everything
00:27:17.360
that a lot of your government has promoted, and the quarantine hotels that your government has
00:27:21.940
promoted, where is this magical 71 percent increase?
00:27:25.200
The U.S. So, again, let me thank those hard-working Canadian small businesses, those hard-working
00:27:32.560
Canadians. They are so resilient, and our government will be here to support you as long as it takes.
00:27:40.840
Really? How have you supported this, the people? Honestly, how have you supported the Canadian people?
00:27:48.040
Now, when this thing first started, your health officials would say, no gloves, maybe gloves,
00:27:53.740
no masks, maybe masks, wash your hands, don't wash your hands, nothing to worry about, nothing to see
00:27:57.560
here, okay? And then what? We all know the narrative, we all know the story, okay? So, when you sit
00:28:05.620
there and say, oh, I'm so proud of Canada and the Canadian people, we can tell you're talking down
00:28:10.380
to us, Ms. Freeland. So, once again, hats off to Mr. Pierre Pauliev for standing up and bringing
00:28:15.440
this shit to light. And once again, I want to thank Mr. I'm a Stoner for posting this on his YouTube
00:28:20.040
channel. So, I'll give accolades accordingly in the description. But, I don't know, folks.
00:28:24.840
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00:30:45.160
Anyway, moving on again with the whole Princess Popper and Pepe Le Pew. Poor Pepe. Well, my advice
00:30:52.260
is this, folks. Keep watching what you want to watch. Keep listening what you want to listen
00:30:55.580
to. Keep reading what you want to read to. And don't buy into this cancel culture bullshit.
00:31:01.260
Okay? Don't buy it. Right? Who's anybody? No matter what social spectrum you are. I don't
00:31:08.860
care if you're black or white or if you identify as this or identify as that or carry this pronoun
00:31:14.380
or that pronoun because my pronouns are simple. Sparkle, sparkle, and no soy. So, you know,
00:31:22.820
that's how I identify. But you can just call me Krusty Canuck and I'm a dude and I'm from Canada.
00:31:27.420
And, well, hey, I do my best to walk the truth, ladies and gentlemen. Really. I do what I can to
00:31:33.440
be sincere and to be honest. And since it's so trendy now to confess to things and become a victim
00:31:39.560
because of Princess Markle and her infinite wisdom of vanity and privilege, well, here's some
00:31:46.660
confessions for you. There's things in my life I've done I'm not proud of. Right? And that's on the
00:31:53.040
social spectrum and the financial spectrum too. But they're all life lessons. Okay? Before I met my
00:31:58.900
wife, you know, before my PTSD became what it was and what it is and what have you, there were times
00:32:08.360
in my life where I just didn't care and I didn't show any consideration. I guess you can say I was a
00:32:13.980
philanderer, really. I was a whore. I was a male whore. I didn't care about the repercussions.
00:32:19.880
And to those individuals out there who listened to my show and who happened to know me from those
00:32:26.520
years, my sincerest apologies. I am truly sorry for some of the things I have done and some of the
00:32:36.780
things I have said. But let's keep in mind though too, ladies and gentlemen, that it takes two to
00:32:42.220
fucking tango. Right? There were some ladies I was intimate with that were married. Right? Two of
00:32:50.260
them, I didn't know they were married until I found out later. And there were a couple that would tell
00:32:56.120
me one thing and one another. More or less, they're saying their marriages are on the rocks, what have
00:33:00.780
you. But that was no excuse. So those individuals that were, well, I'm not going to say offended.
00:33:08.120
We're all offended one way or the other. But those individuals that I hurt, I'm sorry. I'm not going
00:33:15.420
to mention your names here in the show. I'm not going to mention, you know, because I respect your
00:33:18.540
privacy. I respect your longevity and I respect you to go ahead and carry on with your lives to the
00:33:23.680
best of your ability of what you have. But I'm not going to sit and be part of this cancel culture and
00:33:28.960
I'm not going to apologize for something I'm associated with. I'd rather apologize for something
00:33:33.580
I've done, which I just mentioned. But I'm not going to apologize for speaking my mind. I'm not
00:33:40.120
going to apologize for standing up for what's right. Nor am I going to apologize for anyone who has a
00:33:44.580
lifestyle that's different than mine. Right? I personally don't care what people do. I don't care how you
00:33:49.620
love. I don't care what you believe in. Do it well. Do the best of your ability. I don't care how you
00:33:56.280
spend your money. I don't care how much money you make. I don't care if you make anything or make
00:34:01.640
nothing at all. I don't care if you'd rather paint with red or blue. Do it well. Just don't lie to
00:34:08.280
people. Let's start being genuine again, ladies and gentlemen. And like I just confessed, once again,
00:34:12.660
my apologies to everyone. Prior to, well, let's just say prior to 2012. My apologies. When I met my
00:34:24.320
wife, a lot of things changed for me. And there was a lot of things that I was scared of.
00:34:31.500
A lot of things I wasn't sure of. You know, because I was so used to doing things independently
00:34:36.500
without the comfort and the love of a worthy lady. You know, there were times I thought I was in love.
00:34:46.180
There were times I thought I wasn't. Needless to say, there was a lot of shit going through my head
00:34:52.020
and a lot of drinking, a lot of self-medicating, a lot of ignorance, a lot of me ignoring things,
00:35:01.100
a lot of me putting things aside without dealing with them. But here we are now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:05.900
2021. And I'm not saying this because of my political ambitions. I'm saying this because
00:35:11.720
I'm an adult. And it's time we all own our shit. And I'm a firm believer in owning your shit, owning
00:35:18.740
and taking responsibility for what you say and do. And when it comes to saying something, that's one
00:35:23.820
thing than doing something. Right? We're all guilty of saying bad words, but I don't believe in
00:35:28.740
canceling people because of words. I don't believe in canceling anybody. If there's a speech that you
00:35:33.520
don't like from someone, then just don't listen to it. Don't shut them down or try to sense them
00:35:37.360
or have them hung and quartered in the social court of kangaroo justice.
00:35:44.300
Just let it be. If there's something you see on television and you don't like, change the channel.
00:35:49.300
If you're reading a page in the newspaper you don't like, turn the page. If there's a station
00:35:53.220
on the radio you don't want to listen to, then fucking change the station. It's that simple.
00:35:57.180
Those basics we forget. And especially with social media too. If there's a page you're reading and
00:36:02.880
you don't like what this individual has to say about this or that, then fine. Read it and take it
00:36:06.780
where it is. And if you want to challenge that individual to debate, so be it. But the moment
00:36:12.520
you start pointing fingers and name-calling and using the words like privilege and mythogyny
00:36:16.120
and all that other, to me it's null and void. Right? Which brings me to my final point in regards
00:36:21.860
to International Women's Day. Now I'm a big supporter for everyone's rights. I have worked for some
00:36:26.600
wonderful women in the military and I've worked with some wonderful women in the military and I was
00:36:31.240
raised and looked after by some wonderful women in my life. Okay?
00:36:36.980
And I've had the honor of saying and being with women that were still my friends today.
00:36:43.980
Right? But I don't buy this hype about marginalization anymore. I'm sick and tired of the racial cards
00:36:50.560
being pulled out left and right. You know? By both sides of Parliament, by both sides of the
00:36:55.160
American democratic machine and by society in general. It's a matter of treating people good
00:37:01.600
and judging people on their actions. Right? If you're a shitty fucking person, then you deserve
00:37:09.120
shit. It's that simple. Right? I don't care what color you are, ladies. I don't care what you do.
00:37:14.540
Do it well, the best of your ability and well done on your accomplishments. But I don't buy the pay
00:37:19.860
gap BS. I don't buy the glass ceiling BS, whatever. There's no restrictions on you to be a good human
00:37:27.600
being. Just like there's no restrictions on me and my male friends to be good people. It's a matter of
00:37:34.080
choices. And the choices are there. The opportunities are there as far as I'm concerned for everybody.
00:37:38.700
And in order to keep those opportunities open and free for everyone to pick and choose from,
00:37:43.380
we have to fight for that liberty to do so. Okay? So when I hear a lady on television,
00:37:49.860
that drives a nice car, lives in a nice home and complains about the patriarchy, I just think
00:37:55.440
you're full of it. Because the patriarchy was so evil, like you say, and so mundane and so nasty,
00:38:02.160
you wouldn't have a third of the items you have today. It takes your own free will, your own
00:38:08.900
test of fortitude, your own drive. And as some of my Jewish friends would say, your own chutzpah to get
00:38:15.660
up and do it. Right? And I personally know a few women that raise their families and go to work
00:38:21.540
every day and make sure there's food in their table. And they love their sons and daughters with
00:38:25.940
all their hearts. And they love their partners and husbands and girlfriends with all their hearts
00:38:29.860
too. So it can be done, ladies and gentlemen. So don't buy the narrative of the patriarchy and all
00:38:35.060
this other bullshit. Okay? Because if you want to get technical, I've seen more female teachers abuse
00:38:40.760
young boys than I have male teachers abuse young girls. And I'll leave that for another story.
00:38:47.400
Okay? So when you hear someone talk about how they're owed something just because this,
00:38:53.420
or they're entitled to something just because that, and they identify as this and they're owed something,
00:39:01.120
get this in the back of your head. You know, here's some unconscious bias for you.
00:39:06.820
Absolutely nothing. Just say that to them. Absolutely nothing. Right? I've worked with
00:39:16.340
all colors and all creeds that I can think of in this, on this globe. And I've worked with some
00:39:21.280
really decent human beings, some really genuine people. And yes, some were trans, some were gay,
00:39:27.200
some were bisexual, some were lesbian, some were Asian, some were black, some were Jewish,
00:39:31.700
some were Catholic. The list goes on. But we got to start being genuine again. Okay?
00:39:40.420
Like I say, reach me email, crustybcanuck67 at gmail.com. Let me know what you think. You can
00:39:47.220
also find me on the tube here. You can find me on Facebook. You can find me on Twitter, all that
00:39:51.820
good stuff. Send me an email or two. Send me a comment. In my description too, I also enclose my
00:39:56.900
writing address. So send me a letter. Send me a card. And please don't forget to check out my
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Stay updated and follow Crusty Canuck on Facebook, Twitter, Gap, Telegram, YouTube,
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00:40:20.720
And now, as always, like I always do for the new episodes of the Crusty Canuck podcast,
00:40:26.020
The Canadian Polar Vortex of Bullshit. Here we go.
00:40:38.020
It's an award I like to give to Canadian leaders or political leaders or social influencers,
00:40:45.020
we're like. And I give them the award based on some of the bullshit things they have said
00:40:50.780
and the stupid things they have done and all that crap. So this episode's
00:40:56.380
Polar Vortex recipients are, wait for it, Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Oprah Winfrey.
00:41:06.240
Congratulations, ladies and gentlemen, for your pitiful, pitiful little victimhood rant
00:41:12.480
that cost roughly 9 million bucks. So you walk away with a few bucks in the bank
00:41:18.780
and you walk away with knowing that you've claimed to be a victim
00:41:32.420
Well done, Mr. Prince Harry. Well done, Ms. Markle.
00:41:35.020
And well done, Oprah, again, for keep promoting the narrative of divide.
00:41:41.180
Yeah, sorry about that little blurb, ladies and gentlemen.
00:41:43.200
Telemarketer calling. Go figure. They're still fucking thriving, hey?
00:41:46.600
Go figure. Anyhow, like I said, that was this episode's winners of The Canadian Vortex,
00:41:54.200
Polar Vortex of Bullshit, Mr. Prince Harry, Ms. Markle, and Oprah for creating more effing divide.
00:42:00.080
So like I say, ladies and gentlemen, we can do better.
00:42:04.160
Like I say, it's nice to see out in Alberta that we have individuals that are opening up their stores,
00:42:07.940
getting things on the go, getting ready for the summer season.
00:42:10.280
And I think we're really starting to wake up to this bullshit when it comes to the vaccines,
00:42:14.420
when it comes to masks, and when it comes to questioning our politicians.
00:42:19.700
And we should, rightfully so. We have to keep doing it, ladies and gentlemen,
00:42:25.840
So never mind all the Carls and Karens out there pointing their fingers like Invasion of the Body Snatchers
00:42:30.120
beginning to re-re-re-re-re-re at their best fucking ability, scream at the top of their lungs.
00:42:35.680
Let's just keep carrying on with our business and do what we can, right?
00:42:39.720
Never mind what Meghan says, never mind what Prince Harry says, what Oprah says.
00:42:44.360
What anyone says. What do you say? That's what's important.
00:42:46.960
What's good for you? What's good for your family? What's good for your friends?
00:42:50.340
What you think should be done to promote peace, security, prosperity, and freedom?
00:42:55.400
We have to get back to that again, ladies and gentlemen.
00:42:59.040
We're going to fight for that in a big fucking hurry.
00:43:02.580
Like I say, ladies and gentlemen, I've been Krusty Canuck on this beautiful 9th of March.
00:43:08.720
And pay attention to my community page on YouTube and my page on Facebook for updates.
00:43:16.300
I'm still working on Thursday's guest for the Thursday Fastball,
00:43:19.500
but please pay attention to both those pages for updates in that as well.
00:43:23.080
And in a couple weeks' time, I'll have a special guest on the Thursday Fastball.
00:43:28.580
But it'll be on a Wednesday morning, so around 9 o'clock Mountain Standard Time.
00:43:33.140
Based on his schedule and what he has to do and the work he does for people,
00:43:37.580
we might have to move the Thursday Fastball to a Monday morning that week.
00:43:43.200
I'll have a very, very special guest coming on the show.
00:43:46.720
As far as I know, he's still confirmed. Nothing's been canceled yet.
00:43:49.420
But please pay attention to the Thursday Fastball with Krusty Canuck.
00:43:53.360
Every Thursday at 4 p.m. on YouTube and Facebook.
00:43:59.800
And thank you once again to everyone who came out to my last Fastball with Valerie Keefe.
00:44:05.280
And to those individuals that keep calling her it, don't be rude.
00:44:09.320
You know, regardless if she's trans or not, she has a lot to say,
00:44:13.360
she has a lot to offer, and she's a good human being,
00:44:17.980
And that's what it comes down to, folks, trying to be a good human,
00:44:21.040
trying to be a good adult, and trying to be good to people
00:44:30.400
Like I say, I've been Krusty Canuck on this beautiful 9th of March, 2021.
00:44:37.240
You know, do what you can to help your friends out, family, loved ones.
00:44:40.580
You know, if there's still snow, shove a bit of snow, move some ice,
00:44:49.980
so it takes listeners like yourself to give me a hand.
00:45:32.400
Like I say, pay attention to my community page,