12⧸8⧸17 - "Who's Watching the Watchers?" (Adam Rich & Bill O'Reilly join Glenn)
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 52 minutes
Summary
Just like the ghost of Christmas yet to come, a dark phantom, a warning of misery and chaos and chains that we ll never be able to release, keep kicking down our door. Frightened by the specter, the Senate passed a funding bill last night, staving off the ghost and what s come. Yes, the government could be shut down for two weeks. No, there are no workhouses. But imagine for a second that we actually let the government shut down. What would happen?
Transcript
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Today, just like the ghost of Christmas yet to come,
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and chains that we'll never be able to release,
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Frightened by the specter, the Senate passed a funding bill last night,
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Yes, the government could be shut down for two weeks.
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But imagine for a second that we actually let the government shut down.
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no way! We couldn't survive without those clowns in Washington!
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Yes, of course, widespread despair and pandemonium.
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Or, we could all wake up snug in our beds like Scrooge on Christmas morning
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The truth is, the government really doesn't shut down
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It's kind of like the Patriot Act really isn't patriotic.
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We're going to shut the government down, but not really.
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Millions of government workers just keep on going to work.
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NSA agents are going to continue to snoop on you.
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and put a finger where a finger doesn't belong.
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Traffic controllers will still try to stay alert with Red Bull.
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The post office will still deliver your packages.
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Border patrol, federal prison guards, FBI agents,
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doctors and nurses at the VA and most of our military servicemen and women
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When I say most, those who actually have to use their gun
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Social Security and Medicare checks will still be mailed.
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And all of it will still go to our national debt.
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There will, of course, be some agencies and institutions
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when they close down the National Organic Program for two weeks.
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when the United States Antarctic Program is closed?
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the Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars
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but I think we could close those things permanently.
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will be told to go home from these agencies and institutions.
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Let's say you're in a company that is struggling for money.
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And they have to temporarily lay off a few people
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In fact, a government shutdown is a dream world.
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Can we please play Afraid to Come to the States?
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Well, you could say that about the Ten Commandments.
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So take them with a grain of salt if you're heading to Congress.
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Well, I'm not as offended if they come from you as opposed to God.
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Well, my first suggestion is that if you're in an interview,
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so you're saying that you've never squeezed a woman's butt?
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That implies that you should write down the times,
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All the times that you've squeezed women's butt.
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Half of the times you've squeezed women's butts.
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if they'd enjoy being impregnated with your manseed.
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I don't know if he specifically put it that way,
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but he asked me if they'd be surrogates for his manseed.
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And I'm resigning today because I talked to staffers about that.
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And so the speculation is he was walking around to his young aides
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But it's not indicated in his statement at all.
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So it's really kind of icky if he was using that as a way to get lucky.
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Honestly, myself, I think you've asked too much.
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You don't have to take them if you don't want to.
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These are for people who want to go to Congress.
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Suggestion number three is don't fondle the sleeping woman's snoobs
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and then giggle as someone snaps a photo of you enjoying the moment.
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You can either fondle the snoobs or giggle during snapping of a photo.
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Don't grab hold of a woman's butt cheek during a photo op or at any other time of the day
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Now, the Photoshop thing seemed reasonable, but you're saying day or night.
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Yeah, but just Monday through Friday though, right?
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And if you take a lot of photos, I think there's got to be a limit.
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Like if you're doing, they say a hundred photos a year.
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What if you're in a very crowded room and people are bumping into you?
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Don't waltz around the office fully nude, even if you're 88, because it may limit the
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You may only be able to serve 30 terms if you wander around your office place.
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If you were a congressman, now they're saying you can't walk around naked in the Capitol?
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I'm thinking about starting a futures market on the people in Washington that are probably
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I don't have any evidence or anything, but I got a gut feeling.
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So, yes, they may be charged with sexual harassment or no...
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that something's coming out.
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Neil King, former Wall Street Journal deputy bureau chief, tweets that he is hearing the
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total number of congressmen with sexual harassment skeletons may top 40.
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I don't believe that he's not a sexual harasser.
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You could come out with expert after expert going, no, he's absolutely not somebody who's
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grabbed women's asses, and I will not believe you.
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If you had video of him of every moment of every day and had no footage of it, I still
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How about the motorcycle chick sitting on his lap at the bar?
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Especially, by the way, by these new rules, right?
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If any contact whatsoever, I mean, he's all over these women on camera.
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So, this one is, he's not in politics now, so it may make him safe for a while.
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Well, that's a good point because Joy Ann Reed, the MSNBC host, informed us-
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And the other thing was that he was gay, right?
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He also has anti-gay slurs and such against him.
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I'm going to put him in the I don't think so category.
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I'm going to put him in the I don't know who he is category.
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A lot of these people who have come out in the last few weeks would be like, who's that?
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Oh, well, I mean, listen to his old comments about women and how they used to want to be raped.
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Are you going to say yes, or are you going to say, eh?
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Did he go into the Joe Biden, Anthony Weiner, or just below it?
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And he definitely believed at one time some really creepy things about what women wanted,
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He's got that weird, like, hey, I'm hokey sort of dad thing going on.
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Because Martin O'Malley, you know, he thinks he's a good-looking guy.
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A lot of that, you know, there was one guy who's tweeted something like,
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if someone is known as a ladies' man, that means they're a sexual harasser.
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That was, like, some journalist was tweeting that.
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Seems to be the case in Matt Lauer's situation.
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Right, and Charlie Rose, apparently, was the same type of thing.
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Yeah, I might put him in the Bernie Sanders area.
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I don't have any evidence, but I just think he's a bad guy.
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Well, I mean, I have to side with Pat here, because I didn't tell you guys this.
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I don't even have your office number, but they did?
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I don't think he even has a phone in his office.
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Is that just over the last 12 years, or is that the whole time he was in?
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So all of the Mitt Romney payback aside, what do you put him in?
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Have you ever read the stories about the Breitbart embassy?
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Lots of, he's got a house, and that's where they do, in Washington, that he rents from
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It's better and better, like somebody I want around our president every second.
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Apparently, lots of, you know, the parties are a little wild, and, you know, that's...
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So, I mean, Anthony Wiener is kind of a cop-out, because he's already in jail.
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Yeah, but that's why I think there's a specific thing here.
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Wiener, I'm talking about an additional accusation from jail.
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He actually selects sexually harassing people while in prison.
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Yeah, I'm going to put him back in, yeah, because I believe that.
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Because you might say, wait a minute, he's not even around women.
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Yeah, a new sexual harassment from Anthony Wiener in the next two years.
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And I think it's letters to 15-year-olds, pen pals.
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I just feel, I mean, like, you know, a lot of people say he's a good guy.
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There's a lot of videotape that we've gone over for the years that it's just creepy as
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We're not accusing these people of anything, obviously.
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No, we're just enjoying the guilty until you prove you're innocent sort of way of America.
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Because a big part of that, too, I will say, is having the right enemies, right?
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If you're not going to get accused, if you're, you know, generally speaking, you have to have
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Because he has the he has because anybody that he was, you know, molesting already assuming
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Anybody that he was touching their butts on and acting inappropriately, the people around
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And I think the thing saying the same thing could be said for people like Steve Bannon.
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But but also the on the other side, enemies, right?
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There's a lot of people in the Democratic Party who do not like Bernie Sanders.
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There's a lot of people who do not like Steve Bannon, like people, the people who were
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around accusations, the people who were around Steve Bannon and the people who are around
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Bernie Sanders close enough to do that, they're believers in the cause.
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And these people are just vessels of trying to help the cause.
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And so they're not it's not like they're going to go hang out.
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You know, the Steve Bannon person, if if he was touching somebody's butt, they're not
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going to go and say to the Bernie Sanders people, I got to tell you, this is what happened.
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They're going to tell people that are on the same side.
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And those some of those people will say, hey, don't don't rock the boat, don't rock
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And it's kept him as an icon for all these years.
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We do have a breaking development in the Roy Moore election.
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Many of them are not even accusing him of crimes.
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And there's one really significant accusation from a 14 year old girl.
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I believe that I believe I think what we said is we'll believe anything except the Gloria
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And I said, no, no man has ever written an E like that.
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But this audio is now just coming out with the accuser.
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Quickly, I just want to remind you that tomorrow we'll probably post on my Facebook page,
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This Roy Moore thing is a big deal, I think, from the perspective of, you know, discredits.
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It discredits, I think, one of the accusers partially.
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And that was one of the only two crimes he was committed of or accused of.
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So it's a big deal in that race that, of course, the election's just next week.