The Valentine's Day Show? | 2⧸14⧸19
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2 hours and 3 minutes
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167.27095
Summary
It's Valentine's Day, and we're here to help you out of the dilemma of not having enough money to do something nice for your significant other. Glenn and Sarah have a temporary solution that will buy you time to do what you need to do.
Transcript
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It is Valentine's Day, and we know that there are some guys out there that maybe had done their best to get reservations and to do something nice for their Valentine and just couldn't get it done for some reason or another.
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We are there for you, and we have something special for Valentine's Day that is going to remain just between us.
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At the end, we're going to adopt a new neighbor child.
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But this is a special episode for Valentine's Day.
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And what we're doing is we're pulling guys' butts out of the fire.
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Now, we are not here to make excuses for you, even though I think some men might have really tried and just something happened.
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You're still going to have to pay for everything.
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You're still going to have to make all the things.
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So the idea is here, if you are waking up this morning, realizing it's Valentine's Day, and saying,
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There's no way I'm going to get decent flowers at this point.
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We here at the Glenn Beck Program have a temporary solution for you.
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This doesn't get you out of treating your spouse or girlfriend nicely.
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And I warn you, if your spouse or girlfriend listens to this show.
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Do not try to take advantage of this if they listen to this show.
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Rye, we don't want you to mention the local radio station you're on, where this is going
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So she cannot find it later, because you're doomed.
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But if you know she doesn't listen, this is going to be your get out of jail free for
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So if you're interested in this and you realize you're in this situation, you can call now
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You're going to listen to how this works here in just a moment as we have our first caller
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lined up that brought in from a social network last night.
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The idea here is, because of a contest you entered, and you have now won, we are asking
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And you have been named the couple of the year because of a romantic letter you have
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Because we're going to make the whole studio look different here when they're on the phone
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Okay, so go to the Valentine's couple of the year background.
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This is one of the reasons why you need the blaze.
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So you win this magical couple of the year because of this heartfelt letter you wrote.
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Now, we'll help you through that letter because we've done this many times and we have
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a scientific way of knowing how this will work.
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You have to answer a few questions and we will get you through this.
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When you win the couple of the year, of course, your wife thinks you're so thoughtful,
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which you obviously are not if you're in this situation.
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There just might have been some extenuating circumstances.
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I'm just sticking up for some guys who may not be dirtbags.
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And so if you obviously, when your wife thinks you're that thoughtful, she'll be thrilled
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Let's delay the plans that my husband had already made.
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But then you have to make good on it next week or you're totally dead.
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He's in North Carolina and we have a form letter that he has to fill out and then we'll
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Have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary?
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This is the type of person you're talking about.
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What's your excuse for missing Valentine's Day this year?
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So they don't have stores in Indiana or phones or the internet?
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I don't know why they have the wildfires behind me.
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James, the reason why we ask is because the more...
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The lazier you've been, the longer you have to wait for the last line.
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You know, you just had a, you know, a situation arise.
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So we have this theory that the longer you wait between...
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The longer you wait between the name Aaron and I love you, the more powerful it is.
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So you are just going to have to wait for five seconds at the end.
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I want you to say when I say, hey, is there anything, James, you want to say before we
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Now, we will say, too, if you go too soon, if you...
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If you go too soon, we're going to blow it for you.
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So you have to make sure you wait that five seconds.
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I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Erin.
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Or why did it take you so long to think of that?
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But as time went into so much more, I guess, the true love.
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You knew it was true love the first time you...
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I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she does something like nobody else.
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The way she takes care of our house on our phone.
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You could have just said brown, but light golden brown is so much better.
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is there anything you want to say, James, to Aaron before we hang up?
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We get to the Love Doctor business and try to heal this.
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No, it ruins relationships, but we've saved more relationships than we've ruined, and that's the way we look at it.
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Unless he was a guy who really did do the job, but then somebody on his staff kind of dropped the ball.
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I'm just saying that some people are good guys who love their wife, and things happen.
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Let's make sure she does not get on hold until we are ready to start, because they can't hear this conversation.
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So as soon as she picks up the phone, you start the bed, and go ahead and put the...
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I don't know why this green screen looks so 1970s.
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It looks exactly like I would picture this bit going.
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The fact that some radio station's doing a cheesy couple of the ear thing, and it's so overly...
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You may need to text her and say, hey, there's an important call coming in.
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This is when it gets really hard because, you know, we're trying to save people's relationships
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And if she doesn't pick up, you're basically getting a divorce.
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You know, you're saying that dressed as a doctor.
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Put a pin in because I believed you, but not quite.
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But now that you put the pin right there, now I believe you a little bit more.
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If it wasn't a cheap plastic Bic pin, I could do a Sharpie.
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I think if I have some fake glasses, it'll look better.
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So, this is your chance to get in on this, by the way.
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Again, your wife obviously has to be available.
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If she's in the middle of an MRI, this is not the day for you.
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Because you've forgotten Valentine's Day and your wife is having a CAT scan for some reason.
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By the way, I'm going to New York to the National Day of Mourning event.
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I thought there was still all sorts of hurdles to clear on this.
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Because I was at a meeting I had at 8 p.m. last night.
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What I'm saying is my meeting was after your meeting.
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And she talked about this event she was doing in Albany a week from Saturday.
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And it is a pro-life event, but it's not a rally or anything.
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It's a National Day of Mourning where we are going to, or they are going to gather and have talks and also prayer for a National Day of Mourning, asking God, please forgive us for all of this.
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Yes, and that's a very important thing, but it is a bit of a distraction from something that you keep bringing up, which is that people who have staffs might have had issues with Valentine's Day.
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I don't know anyone who has a staff other than you.
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I said, talk to his staff and had decided on stuff.
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And then two days before, you know, this particular individual says, OK, so we're all on for dinner at, you know, Trulox.
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And then they look down on the calendar and say, ah.
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And then an hour later, they come back and say, OK, here's the thing.
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So we the Trulox is a restaurant that there's several locations in our area using this as an example.
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And you also had your executive assistant who just left to start her own business.
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And the wife had been called to make sure that that particular restaurant was the one she wanted to go to.
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And now you couldn't get a reservation no matter who you are.
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No, you I'm using this as a blue Valentine's Day.
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And this is why you were this is why you were so intent on bringing this bit back.
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I don't know why my wife is all of a sudden Valentine's Day this year is so important.
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Now, I'm not saying that that that we were going to a restaurant and we are going.
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We're absolutely I've planned this for a long time.
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So you have you should have sympathy for these people.
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I do have sympathy for them because I have been on it the whole time.
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So what could possibly be the problem with, you know, Wi-Fi that's public?
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Well, when you're on Wi-Fi, there's a new study out that shows 92% of Americans have put their personal information out while using public Wi-Fi.
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A personal email account, social media account, bank account.
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I mean, sitting in a Starbucks and doing your banking, not a good move.
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Because that's where people go to grab all of your information.
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What you really need is you need a secure, virtual, private network.
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And it's something, honestly, if you're even concerned about Facebook or Google, you should have a VPN.
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We're having a Dickens of a time getting somebody on the other end of the phone.
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Sam, what year in the 1800s do you believe it is?
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Did your power go out last night or something and you put on a long nightgown with a candle and you walked around the house?
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My mom was in her kerchief and I was in my cap and we had just settled down for a long winter's nap when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter and that clatter was no one is picking up the freaking phone to be able to do this bit.
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Sarah, do we have a contestant that we know we can get to the other person?
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So we have a long list of people but you have to be able to connect to the other person so we can make you the couple of the year.
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It's advisable to text them and say hey or call them and say hey there's a call coming and you make sure you answer it.
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Sarah, how close is Mike, our phone screener, to currently hanging himself?
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Okay, because I'm using the rickety one in about five minutes.
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I'll kick it from underneath me and then you can just bring it to Mike.
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All Valentine's, Valentine's Day has always gone well for me.
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I will tell you, I will tell you, Pat, that I hate you today.
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This is a made-up stupid holiday that is really, for most guys, is really remembered
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as that really bloody massacre in Chicago that was cool.
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And that's really, that's the only thing special for guys on Valentine's Day.
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So why don't we just say, hey, let's stay home.
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And let's watch a documentary on the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
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That's exactly what Jackie and I are doing tonight.
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I think of you, every time I hear you give the spot, if your wife says,
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I don't need anything, don't believe it, except in the case of my wife.
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She does, but she's got like your grandparent sensibilities.
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And then in the beginning, I used to ignore that.
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And I would ignore that because she really does want something, I would believe.
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But the kids really would like to go to Disneyland.
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So I feel for you at the same time I hate your guts.
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She doesn't even listen to Pac-Rae Unleashed, let alone this show.
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Do you remember when they thought we were funny?
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And lasted about an hour and a half, probably, after the wedding.
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Then remember when they thought we were funny together?
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And then they just look at each other now when we're together and go, oh.
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Both of our wives say, I'm guessing yours gets the same thing.
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Um, and I think we've talked about this before.
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My wife always gets, it's, they used to get, uh, is he as funny at home as he is?
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Now they're like, you, uh, you are, you're a brave woman.
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Uh, I can't express how uniquely wonderful Julie is.
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Honestly, at the first time I thought I was just attracted to her.
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How about we just leave it at the first time we made contact?
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And that trip to any vacation that she'll remember.
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Um, the distinctive way she does something like no other person does.
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The way she loves her, me and her, the rest, her kids.
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The way she loves you and the rest of her kids.
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That would just be uncomfortable if you were also her kids.
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See, now this is really, I want to caution you because if she finds out that you're doing
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this to buy a few more days just to get, I don't, I mean, it could get ugly.
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Good thing is if you work at a church when you need to get reburied, you've got a place
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So now, have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary or Valentine's Day before?
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It's like, you didn't say anything for two hours and she knows.
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We're going to give you some extra seconds here because we have this theory that the longer
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you wait between her name and I love you, the more powerful that love is when it's spoken
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So we're going to give you a seven second wait.
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I'm going to say, Don, is there anything that you want to say to Julie before you leave?
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And you say, yes, Glenn, Julie, then in your head, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
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If you say okay or something like that beforehand, we're going to blow it for you.
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So, so Don, is there anything you want to say to her before, before we hang up?
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Then we're going to come back with Don and Julie.
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And if Julie's not there, there's a rickety school stool in the back that we're just going
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And, and we'll take it from there when we come back.
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It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.
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So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.
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I even brought in the love doctor, renowned therapist, Dr. Skip Skipperson, who has been
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Well, as a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love, I've seen thousands of couples.
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And this is an amazing case we're seeing here, Glenn.
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It's a writing contest that thousands of people entered and had to write in over the last year.
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Did you have any idea that Don was working on something for you?
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Well, you two have been selected as our couple of the year.
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We took something out of this letter, I think, that really put them over the edge.
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It says, Dear Mr. Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.
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However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Julie.
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I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Julie truly is.
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Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her looks and her beautiful demeanor.
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But this, as time went by, it turned into so much more.
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I guess I knew it was true love the first time we made contact.
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I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she loves me and the rest of the family,
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unlike any other blonde woman in Hillsborough County.
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I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.
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I work at Cedar Point, where I'm a maintenance manager from 9 to 5, Monday through Thursday,
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Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex, but that's why I think we should
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be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.
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Now, I have to tell you, we're doing this on Valentine's Day, but we've kind of screwed
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this up, and so we're going to have to have you guys go out to dinner.
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We were supposed to make the reservations, and we didn't.
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Julie, do you mind if you don't do something tonight?
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And, Don, is there anything you want to say to Julie?
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Don and Julie from Florida, our couple of the year.
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Proving once and for all that true love really is.
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If they make it to 25 years, I'm going to be a tad surprised.
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I didn't even, I forgot to ask what restaurant he was going to make reservations to.
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So, there's some important polls that are out today.
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Also, Omar, Congress and Omar has got to be censured.
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What happened yesterday on Capitol Hill was just horrendous.
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Are we now going to be able to just hate America, claim all kinds of stuff about America and just go on and pretend it didn't happen?
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We'll start with that and our couple of the year in one minute.
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Actually, it's Valentine's Day, so we have to start with our couple of the year contest, which we've been talking about for a year, and we'll get to that in a minute.
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Like, if you had someone who was scheduling these things for you, that way you wouldn't forget and let your wife down in a big situation, like, you know, like you.
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What I was talking about was that you, you know, you forgot your Valentine's Day.
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Okay, we need to get to her fast here, so let's get to him first.
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And, Jonathan, let's just go through this letter, because I don't understand some of the things you wrote in here.
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It's just kind of like a form letter where you just fill in the blanks.
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The first time we worked at Pizza Hut, you knew it was true love?
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Then you went to the Dominican Republic on a vacation?
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Okay, and I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she, and what is written here, is vocabulary.
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By the way, guys, I'm stalling a meeting just for this right now.
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We're not shooting them down because of this phone call.
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Um, the, the, the Colombian is a nice restaurant.
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You're getting nothing from us except we're buying you a few extra days.
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You shouldn't have gone into, into the, uh, the public, uh, sector.
00:46:33.120
You go, you go to private sector to make money.
00:46:34.980
Um, so Colombian, uh, uh, uh, Colombian restaurant.
00:46:47.520
Have you ever missed a Valentine's day or birthday or anniversary?
00:46:52.040
Um, not an anniversary because it's on Valentine's day.
00:46:57.080
You forgot your anniversary and Valentine's day today.
00:47:03.660
You better be killing ISIS members by yourself.
00:47:10.120
Uh, you have to say, I'm going to say to you the very end.
00:47:13.400
So, uh, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jill on, uh, before we, before we
00:47:17.640
part and you say, yes, I do Jill on, you have to count to full 10 seconds.
00:47:34.540
So, uh, uh, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jill on before we hang up?
00:47:52.240
It's the separation between the name and the, I love you.
00:48:13.800
Please don't equip the drones with just the auto kill.
00:48:21.440
Let's go ahead and put this full screen back behind me.
00:48:29.880
It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.
00:48:40.340
So now to introduce the country's most passionate pair.
00:48:52.860
However, just trying to find the most romantic couple and the couple that America feels is an example to all of us.
00:49:02.900
And we've brought in Dick Dickerson, who is a doctor, family therapist.
00:49:15.960
And you've been going over this and using all kinds of research and analysis and your years of study of couples.
00:49:22.460
As a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love studies, I have met with over 14,000 couples.
00:49:34.380
Just the unique and distinct ways that he spoke about.
00:49:39.380
He really knew real specifics about this relationship.
00:49:54.320
Now, does Jillan know anything about what's been going on?
00:50:01.940
And I understand today's not just Valentine's Day.
00:50:22.420
Did Jonathan let on during the year at all that he was doing this?
00:50:41.040
Well, I'm glad that we got you on the phone because...
00:50:50.540
I hope you don't mind, Jonathan, that I share with the audience this, but I want to read
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Dear Mr. Beck, I have never entered a contest like this before.
00:51:05.040
What was it about this contest that you said, you know what?
00:51:10.060
I'm just such a huge fan of yours, so I had to participate.
00:51:14.140
Okay, so I've never entered a contest like this before.
00:51:16.980
However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Jillan.
00:51:20.940
I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Jillan truly is.
00:51:26.640
Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her personality, but as time went by, it
00:51:35.020
Now, that's unusual, Doctor, because usually people say I was attracted to her body, and
00:51:41.540
The personality was first here, and we've done many studies with the AMA and the ADA,
00:51:47.220
and we found an incredible amount of the physical attraction coming first, but this is sort
00:51:54.900
I thought it was one of the interesting parts of this.
00:51:55.680
I guess I knew it was true love the first time we worked at Pizza Hut.
00:52:09.420
What was it about, Jillan, what was it about working together at Pizza Hut that was...
00:52:20.140
I mean, it's his letter, but I didn't know if you remembered it as fondly as he did.
00:52:26.260
It is so funny because I was working there a good five months, and I was closing up.
00:52:32.400
It was the first time without Jonathan working.
00:52:35.080
And I have left, like, all of this stuff to do, and the other kitchen people, they were
00:52:43.140
And they said, no, it's just Jonathan does it for you.
00:52:49.920
I'm going to tell you the God's honest truth here, Jillan.
00:52:53.040
I asked him before we went on to tell me that story because I didn't understand it.
00:53:20.920
And I was reflecting on this this morning, just about how you do not even know, or you
00:53:27.700
can't even conceptualize what marriage is at that age.
00:53:34.840
But just something keeps you going, and you just keep going forward.
00:53:41.180
So there's times where you need to take a break, and you need to just celebrate each
00:53:49.200
I'm learning on you and with you, and there's things that you can hurt each other with, but
00:53:54.640
it doesn't mean that you just give up and walk away.
00:53:57.300
Jonathan, in talking to Jillan, this particular couple of the year, this year, has taken on
00:54:06.800
a new and deeper meaning, hearing her talk about you.
00:54:11.340
And it's kind of hard to go on, but I'm going to.
00:54:15.860
He says, I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she uses her vocabulary.
00:54:23.740
Uses her vocabulary unlike any other brown-haired woman in Ellis County.
00:54:34.060
He says, I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.
00:54:38.800
And I have to get back to work at the Department of Defense, where I'm a supervisor.
00:54:48.360
Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex, and I think that's why I should
00:54:53.000
be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.
00:55:06.160
Okay, so here's the thing, and I'm going to have to take the blame on this one.
00:55:09.720
I happen to be in Washington for the State of the Union and everything else, and I dropped
00:55:14.800
the ball, and we were supposed to take you to one of your favorite restaurants tonight,
00:55:22.540
Yes, but I have been out of town, and I dropped the ball on this, and I am so sorry about that.
00:55:28.900
You shouldn't take all the responsibility for that.
00:55:30.420
A lot of that was the charity work you were doing, and it was admirable.
00:55:34.440
So anyway, so we've set up something for you next Friday, if that's okay, at the Columbian.
00:55:40.100
So would you mind, please forgive me, do you mind not celebrating your anniversary and
00:55:59.580
Well, I think Jonathan, the way she spoke about Pizza Hut, and it is their anniversary...
00:56:09.320
Tonight you celebrate at Pizza Hut, and next week you do the Columbian.
00:56:15.920
Jonathan, is there anything that you want to say to Jalan?
00:56:32.740
Is there anything else you wanted to say to Jalan?
00:56:36.920
You cut out there, actually, there, and I know...
00:56:49.200
I know, you know, I'm beyond difficult, and I know you...
00:56:56.500
We kind of lost a little bit of that, but I mean, we lost about 10 seconds of that.
00:57:01.020
If you could just restate what you were saying earlier, we don't want to lose that full 10 seconds.
00:57:07.680
So, is there anything you want to say to Jalan?
00:57:27.940
Can we ask you guys to hold on for just a second?
00:57:31.060
If you could pick up Jalan, and we could talk maybe to Jonathan here.
00:57:36.880
Yeah, we're having a problem with the connection.
00:57:42.680
I'm going to just do a real quick commercial for a minute, and then we'll come back.
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Did you notice that 10-second station ID break there?
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She can't get rid of the couple of the year because this could go...
00:59:33.460
I like the Titanic sinking behind me because this is...
00:59:36.860
Oh, there's the crash of Wall Street and there's the Titanic.
00:59:41.480
Jonathan, this is science we're talking about here.
00:59:54.860
And if you screw it up one more time, we're telling her...
00:59:57.720
We're telling her that you forgot the anniversary and Valentine's Day.
01:00:16.920
Now, you don't count 10 seconds like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:00:24.380
If you don't know, 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000.
01:00:28.800
Because I want to be very clear, do not count out loud.
01:00:58.420
And we just want to make sure that we have this for the couple of the year.
01:01:24.740
Hey, guys, enjoy Pizza Hut tonight and Columbia next week.
01:01:37.320
And thank you for sharing, Jalan, with us today.
01:01:40.180
...moving once and for all that true love really does exist.
01:01:44.660
You've been listening to Glenn Beck as he honors amore.
01:01:49.140
And the incredibly rare, loving men who go that extra mile to bring their soulmate the affection and attention they so richly deserve.
01:01:59.420
Men who care enough to show their true feelings.
01:02:19.400
And did you hear how she said about the Dominican?
01:02:41.900
Man, forget your anniversary and Valentine's Day.
01:02:47.140
Think about that next time you're comfortable in your home.
01:02:49.580
The Department of Defense has people like that.
01:02:55.580
I really thought he was going to blow it, though.
01:03:01.460
He better take her out to the nicest dinner of all time.
01:03:11.900
You are so lucky that you have a pizza hut in your past, because it's the only place
01:03:20.600
And don't you dare order and have it delivered to the house.
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Well, they apparently realized that you're not supposed to put firearms advertisements
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And seeing Valentine's through and helping you, our beloved audience, helping you get out of a sticky mess.
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And this is not a contest for dirtbags who continually forget everything.
01:05:25.420
This is a contest for people who just had the worst luck or whatever.
01:05:35.440
But we're taking the blame for you and taking the heat off of you.
01:05:40.460
Now, we have the first ever woman who is asking for our help.
01:05:59.280
We had made an agreement because we're closing on a house today.
01:06:04.300
And we had made an agreement not to buy each other anything.
01:06:13.560
And it was personalized to me, a book for every day of the year.
01:06:48.440
Well, I'm going to leave that one for on the air when we'll go there.
01:07:33.140
Because you were caught by the trap, we're just going to get you.
01:07:41.980
So when I say, is there anything you want to say to Daryl?
01:08:01.260
So it's honey, wait five seconds, then I love you.
01:08:04.880
Those three elements all must be there or we blow it for you.
01:08:07.600
And it's five, one, 1,000, two, 1,000, three, 1,000.
01:08:20.680
Behind us, if you happen to watch us on Blaze, on the app, you saw the Titanic, and I think
01:08:26.220
there was a forest fire and a Wall Street panic.
01:08:31.340
So, Nancy, where are you taking him for dinner?
01:09:05.100
Let's get Daryl on the phone, and we will pull your bacon out of the fire, because we
01:09:14.080
I mean, I got to say, part of the fault here is Daryl.
01:09:20.040
And now, it's the contest a year in the making.
01:09:26.820
It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.
01:09:31.540
The essays have been written, the heartfelt words have been read, and the winner has been
01:09:36.800
So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.
01:09:47.540
That's why we have brought Dr. Mick Mickelson in, who is a therapist?
01:09:55.840
A therapist, counselor, a physician, and doctor of love studies.
01:10:00.280
As a doctor of love studies, I've met with over 19,341 couples, and I've never seen anything
01:10:08.680
Now, doctor, this is, for anybody who's listening, you know this is a year in the making.
01:10:12.640
We spent all year looking for and asking people.
01:10:22.980
I would say, you know, a lot of people generalize when they talk about love and their loved ones.
01:10:32.220
And that's what really put me over the edge on this particular letter.
01:10:36.080
There's so much color put into this, and a lot of time as well.
01:10:50.840
So does Daryl have any idea of what you've been working on?
01:10:56.080
Yes, because we're on our way to go close on a house.
01:11:05.460
We're talking about working on it as far as you entering this contest, and he was not aware of that.
01:11:35.340
Did you have any idea that Nancy was working on something special for you today?
01:11:48.240
Well, we're here to tell you, you've won our couple of the year contest, which is, you know,
01:11:55.580
been imitated by many, many shows, but it doesn't have the prestige of this particular
01:12:10.700
So, Daryl, this is what Nancy wrote in, and this is what's made you guys the couple of
01:12:15.400
Dear Mr. Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.
01:12:18.980
However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful husband, Daryl.
01:12:22.960
I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Daryl truly is.
01:12:32.860
Honestly, I think I was just attracted to his lips.
01:13:00.320
But as time went by, it turned into so much more.
01:13:05.780
I guess I knew it was true love the first time we kissed.
01:13:09.260
And that trip to Greece, and that trip to Greece, wow, what a perfect time that was.
01:13:18.700
What do you remember most about that trip to Greece, Daryl?
01:13:23.080
Oh, there were so many different things that we saw.
01:13:39.480
I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way he uses his heart.
01:13:54.400
You should say, Nancy, what do you mean by that exactly?
01:14:08.460
He uses his heart unlike any other salt and peppered haired man in Fourth Side County.
01:14:14.700
Oh, she says I could go on forever, but that would take away from all of my time with him.
01:14:20.660
And I have to get back to work at United Health, where I'm a nurse.
01:14:28.080
Beside, everyone always tries to make love so complex.
01:14:32.380
And that's why I think we should be your Valentine's Couple of the Year, because for me, it's simple.
01:14:46.620
So your emotion is almost overwhelming, Daryl, as you hear this.
01:14:59.200
Apparently, your favorite restaurant is Hakachau.
01:15:03.360
And so we're going to send we're going to send you out to Hakachau.
01:15:09.720
I was out of town, actually out of country on some.
01:15:16.360
But you could say you were saving children in Malaysia.
01:15:22.460
And so I was I was out and I dropped the ball on making sure that you had a place to go tonight.
01:15:30.960
So anyway, do you mind not celebrating Valentine's Day today and go to Hakachau next week?
01:15:46.180
Is there anything you want to say to Daryl here in front of the whole country?
01:16:07.560
And may have many, many more happy Valentine's Days to celebrate.
01:16:12.420
Proving once and for all that true love really does exist.
01:16:16.240
You've been listening to Glenn Beck as he honors amore.
01:16:23.800
We've made it into a formula and it is successfully uniting people across this country.
01:16:30.620
I don't know why we advertise for flowers and stuff.
01:16:33.580
We should just, we should charge people for this.
01:16:41.820
We've already saved three or four relationships today.
01:16:46.020
What about doing like some sort of an assistant thing to where you can say you have an assistant?
01:16:55.400
Because see, a lot of people said to me, you know, Glenn, what do you mean?
01:17:00.100
You didn't have, you know, Valentine's Day dinner plans.
01:17:17.560
So a lot of people will say that's what you have an assistant for.
01:17:24.140
So what if we had a service where it was a bogus, it could be bogus anything.
01:17:30.760
For instance, you've got to go to some big, you know, convention and you just don't want to go.
01:17:36.080
We could have, you know, a doctor service where it's the doctor and he's just calling your boss and saying, look, I don't want to get into anything.
01:17:44.980
And it's not threatening and it's not going to affect his work at all.
01:17:48.800
He just can't go because of, I don't know, the malaria scare or whatever.
01:17:56.960
Well, and the key to this, too, is taking the blame.
01:18:02.940
It could be the assistant if it's for your home.
01:18:12.460
Because it's, I don't know if people would believe that, you know, because I happen to know both of your assistants and neither one of them would ever forget a thing.
01:18:19.980
In fact, Michelle, who left, who is fantastic, she's left to start her own event planning company, which would indicate that she's very responsible.
01:18:36.400
And I'm not going to put them in the same room and ask them at the same time.
01:18:49.320
And we'll, we have many more contestants, but we also have some news that we have to get to that is pretty important today.
01:18:58.220
Because it's, if it bottles up for 24 hours and me, I'll explode tomorrow.
01:19:03.500
And you don't want Glenn meat all over the studio, do you?
01:19:17.040
Yeah, but that's not the same as having the actual sheepskin.
01:19:20.480
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To be fair, though, I had an ongoing dispute with one of them.
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And so we are, it's going to the wrong direction.
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And we haven't even gotten to the new, uh, green deals, or the green new deal.
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She yesterday was in a congressional hearing and they were talking about Venezuela.
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um, because this guy was coming in and telling me that I couldn't take notes, uh, at the state
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I'm sitting here taking notes about it so I can report on it the next day.
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And we give them the power and the authority to say anything to anyone.
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And as long as they're saying it on the floor or in an official job, no one can say anything
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Here she is talking to Elliott Abrams, uh, uh, and she's driving to a point about Venezuela.
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Mr. Adams in 1991, you pleaded guilty to two counts of withholding information from Congress
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If you see the visual, she is reading it approximately six inches away from the paper.
01:27:51.920
Her head is almost all the way down in the desk because she says absolutely no idea what
01:27:59.320
And she thinks it's the Iran courtra affair because the R the N looks like an R.
01:28:13.460
She doesn't even know what the Iran contra affair is.
01:28:17.280
And worse than that, she's in the middle of an attack against someone based on something
01:28:26.160
You're going to need duct tape for which you were later bartoned by President George H.
01:28:34.560
I fail to understand why members of this committee or the American people should find any testimony
01:28:49.940
I am it wasn't a question on that was not that was not a question.
01:29:02.240
He can attack on February 8th who is not permitted to reply that.
01:29:08.440
This is un-American and this is not her that does it.
01:29:15.620
You cannot continue down this road where these clowns can say whatever they want and you
01:29:35.140
In that hearing, you dismissed as communist propaganda report about the massacre of El
01:29:46.240
Masote, in which more than 800 civilians, including children as young as two years old, were brutally
01:29:55.140
murdered by U.S.-trained troops doing that massacre.
01:30:00.080
Some of those troops bragged about raping a 12-year-old girl before they killed them.
01:30:10.240
You later said that the U.S. policy in El Salvador was a fabulous achievement.
01:30:21.840
From the day that President Duarte was elected in a free election to this day, El Salvador
01:30:35.680
Do you think that massacre was a fabulous achievement that happened under our watch?
01:30:50.060
I am not going to respond to that kind of person.
01:30:54.200
Do you think the massacre is a yes or no question?
01:31:05.040
First of all, what do you think about America that you could even ask that question?
01:31:11.860
There isn't a single American that likes the idea that a massacre happened and we were somehow
01:31:24.420
America does not like the idea and will go after any troop and we should and put them in
01:31:33.540
Leavenworth for the rest of their life if they're killing, maiming, raping people.
01:31:44.200
If anyone in our service is there, I can guarantee you it would be 99.9% of the population that would say,
01:31:58.000
The only reason why it might be lower is because they would think people like this will take and twist it.
01:32:04.440
And now you're held for war crimes for something that you were asked to do in liberation.
01:32:14.260
However, rape of 12-year-olds is never involved in it.
01:32:17.460
There's never part of a policy, at least of the United States, that exists for that.
01:32:24.140
This is an American congresswoman who now says, do you think that was good policy?
01:32:46.160
She goes on and then starts to talk about Venezuela.
01:32:50.360
And when she goes on with Venezuela, she says, so what happens if we are going in there and there is a massacre?
01:33:00.080
Or the troops that we are now supporting, because we support the new president of Venezuela, if they start to kill and maim and rape and there's a massacre there, will the only thing matter is the American interests?
01:33:22.860
Ocasio-Cortez gets all the attention, but she's a superstar.
01:33:26.600
I mean, Omar is a superstar when it comes to this nonsense.
01:33:29.940
She is going to give us clip after clip after clip after clip of this.
01:33:35.740
She was just this week, this week, had to apologize for things that she said on this basic same train of thought.
01:33:44.040
You know, I mean, she's defending the Palestinians, she's defending all the other groups around Israel and saying how bad Israel is.
01:33:51.680
I mean, how many times have we seen terrorist attacks against children in Israel?
01:34:01.140
These people are so radical and they've never been pushed back.
01:34:06.200
They've never had anyone question them of any report.
01:34:09.040
I mean, they've never had anyone who, you know, is on the liberal side, controlling the media and Hollywood and everything else, say anything other than, you are brilliant.
01:34:25.360
And you could see it in her face and that she, A, I mean, legitimately has no idea what she's talking about.
01:34:31.220
She's reading this maybe for the first time, maybe for the first time.
01:34:34.200
She, she's reading it incredibly slowly and very close to the paper just so she can pick it up and she still blows it and calls it the Iran-Cortra affair.
01:34:42.580
You got to get to the Venezuela stuff because watching her and, and, and, and, and talk about the American policies.
01:34:53.980
And this one, we're on the wrong side in Venezuela.
01:35:01.740
It's far, I mean, it's sad that then, and you're right on Americans, the right term for the way that they won't even let him answer.
01:35:11.200
That's the way that system works and it's wrong.
01:35:14.040
But with her, uh, you have somebody here who the, she doesn't know anything except one little thing, which is America's evil.
01:35:24.040
America's been doing these terrible things to people who are, uh, who are, uh, less fortunate.
01:35:29.620
America's slaughtering people who look differently.
01:35:34.580
You can't possibly go into a, you're questioning someone who is involved in the Iran-Contra affair.
01:35:47.320
Think of what, think of what kind of person you have to be to not even have knowledge of the name of the event and still call someone else a murderer.
01:35:57.100
What kind of character do you have to pull that one off?
01:36:05.540
And she's willing to call a man she's never spoken to before a murderer in front of the entire country.
01:36:11.380
Yeah, there's your democratic party for you right there.
01:36:14.600
And there's, there's more, there's more on this, uh, and we'll get to it coming up in a sec.
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I keep, I just, every time I think of Russia right now, I just think of Putin talking about the, the, that world war three will be fought with ones and zeros.
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And that is exactly what is happening with China and Russia.
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They are already engaged in what Putin says is world war three and the world of war, uh, ones and zeros.
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We now in this new report show that China can actually shut down everything here in the United States.
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They can massively disrupt the United States, our power grid, uh, our, our banking systems.
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And I don't think you should, but they're freaking out over in, uh, in, uh, Europe.
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Let me, let me just finish this clip because I just think this clip is just so outrageous.
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We all know that Maduro, he, he altered the elections.
01:39:08.760
He took all of the people that were running against him that had a chance and he put them
01:39:28.000
In that last election, he, in Spanish, his slogan was, you give, I give.
01:39:34.320
Meaning, you vote for me, I give your community food.
01:39:41.860
But apparently, Congressman, uh, Omar does, has no idea.
01:39:51.660
Yes or no, would you support an armed faction within Venezuela that engages in war crimes,
01:39:59.660
crimes against humanity or genocide, if you believe they were serving U.S. interests,
01:40:05.980
as you did in Guatemala, El Salvador, and Nicaragua?
01:40:13.740
I don't think this entire line of questioning is meant to be real questions.
01:40:20.600
Whether you, under your watch, a genocide will take place, and you will look the other
01:40:26.420
way, because American interests were being upheld, is a fair question.
01:40:31.880
Because the American people want to know that anytime we engage a country, that we think
01:40:41.440
about what our actions could be, and how we believe our values are being farthered.
01:40:51.880
Will you make sure that human rights are not violated, and that we uphold international
01:41:03.860
I suppose there is a question in there, and the answer is that the entire thrust of American
01:41:11.560
policy in Venezuela is to support the Venezuelan people's effort to restore democracy to their
01:41:25.460
The question I had for you is that the interest, does the interest of the United States include
01:41:33.480
protecting human rights and include protecting people against genocide?
01:41:39.260
That is always the position of the United States.
01:41:45.120
You are not going to get a serious person to take a serious job in this country if that's
01:41:52.600
That is the most insulting thing I've ever heard.
01:41:58.020
Now, there are bad guys, you know, in Congress.
01:42:05.960
But if you really, truly believe that American interests come above genocide in a country where
01:42:15.300
we are in laughable, it's laughable, especially how dare you as a Muslim, as a Muslim, say those
01:42:26.580
things while we have been fighting and freeing slaves that Muslims have taken because they
01:42:33.320
started a deadly caliphate because we tried to free people.
01:42:39.300
And let's not over just pass by the fact that we now have at least one member in the U.S.
01:42:45.520
Congress that believes the American people have committed genocide on three occasions in
01:42:52.860
I mean, I maybe I'm sure others believe it, but I don't remember everyone anyone else ever
01:42:59.220
It's the exact same person who also thinks that Israel has hypnotized the world.
01:43:06.560
If that's not anti-Semitic, you can go to one of her many other anti-Semitic statements.
01:43:14.900
This woman is so this this woman and she's not even the one that wrote for Louis Farrakhan
01:43:24.420
I mean, she's not the only extremist in Congress now.
01:43:29.860
Well, there were plenty of extremists before, but these this is this kind of extremist.
01:43:34.520
And, you know, this isn't, you know, Maxine Waters, who's been around for a thousand years
01:43:39.760
This is these are three young Congress people who have been identified as the future of the
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You know, that is that's that's I don't know how you're going to I don't know how you're
01:43:54.520
going to I don't know how they think they're going to save or or get elected in a majority
01:44:07.060
OK, so all that was released, apparently all that was released.
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This is their excuse now and why Mitch McConnell was sabotaging them is because all that they
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had was just a memo, a talking points memo that we think, you know, green energy is important
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and we think we should eventually get off fossil fuels.
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Apparently, there is no bill except a resolution that says, hey, we think these things are
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important, not an actual, hey, let's get rid of the planes and let's get rid of the cars.
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It's they're not going to survive with this kind of extremism.
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Coming up, we can fit in another couple of the year award, I believe, as well as Andrew
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Heaton on the way and a couple of other surprise guests coming up.
01:46:08.320
I was so much happier earlier in the show when we were just screwing off and talking about
01:46:14.340
So we brought Andrew Heaton in from something's off with Andrew Heaton, the podcast that you
01:46:25.340
So I'm avoiding both of the things that irritated you earlier.
01:46:32.300
I'm a bit lonely and I'm I'm honestly confused by this because I feel like I'm awesome boyfriend
01:46:40.280
Like my my last girlfriend came home one night and she went, I had a really tough day.
01:46:45.500
And I went, let's sit down and make a graph of actionable steps that we can take to fix
01:46:50.420
And I feel like that's what women generally want is for me to fix problems, right?
01:46:57.440
Well, then why are they asking me for help, Glenn?
01:46:59.240
Why would they come to me and say they've had a bad day if they listen to you?
01:47:02.680
You know what is the key to you finding a date and a woman that will stick around?
01:47:07.200
Is you maybe saying I may not be good boyfriend material because they keep leaving.
01:47:14.860
So it's kind of like a like I'm I'm I'm tricking them by going, hey, I'm a bad boyfriend or something
01:47:28.160
Maybe because nothing else seems to be working.
01:47:32.420
Dating at 35 is like a tax on the hope of not dying alone.
01:47:45.540
Well, online dating, not a lot of fun, although I will say that I have I have enjoyed coming
01:47:50.240
to Texas because there is a there is a sea shift in Texas, like in New York.
01:47:56.960
But if I offend a young lady in New York, it's like, hey, that thing you said offended
01:48:00.880
And that entrenches a power dynamic that's putting me in a role of victimhood and you in a traditional
01:48:07.200
Whereas women in Texas go, you say that again, I'm going to hit you with my car.
01:48:20.080
Oh, how long do they stay around when you say bear my children?
01:48:32.300
You know, it's weird because women have a biological clock, but his is the one I can
01:48:39.560
My ovaries are thumping around like tennis shoes in a dryer, Glenn.
01:48:52.500
It's like it and the kids things element like when I was in my 20s, I would be like, so
01:48:59.340
And now I'm in my 30s and I'm like, so does your family have congenital heart defects?
01:49:05.040
Like it's like shifted very much to the bloodline, which I agree.
01:49:12.800
When you're at the bar and you meet somebody, you don't say, you know, may I just keep this
01:49:23.420
So I feel like it's like that's just a, I guess, oh, you know what, though?
01:49:28.140
When you say you're doing that with men and women, is that to double the chances of, you
01:49:39.220
I also think that I introduce them to scary relatives that they didn't know they had.
01:49:43.880
Hey, guess who you're related to and might be an expert.
01:49:50.060
I think that men and women are both crazy, but men are crazy.
01:49:57.780
It's like, you know, someone said something wrong to me.
01:50:02.500
You know, something something that I'm kind of going.
01:50:04.260
This seems like a social faux pas that I'm not picking up on.
01:50:06.760
Whereas when men go crazy, we have World War One.
01:50:12.640
We're like right now, if some guy ran into the room and he's like, hey, the Archduke
01:50:23.120
Women were like, you know, they deal with a guy one on one.
01:50:24.980
They're like, we're not going to go across the ocean on a boat to kill strangers.
01:50:33.700
If I'm given a hat and a uniform, I'm like, well, now I look spiffy.
01:50:39.260
So, you know, it feels less weird murdering strangers when I'm wearing a uniform.
01:50:44.600
So that's really a good testimony to bring up if you're ever accused of being part of
01:50:52.400
I'll be like, look, I just, guys, I know that my character is under assassination, but
01:50:56.880
I'll tell you the one thing that's not under assassination, my snazzy dress style.
01:50:59.700
And I would never join a group of people that are dressed up like ninjas.
01:51:20.940
I wanted to bring them on because their story is incredible.
01:51:23.680
They, they met and maybe they can help you, Andrew.
01:51:50.180
Our producers say he's there, but he's not there.
01:52:00.520
So you guys met at this leadership program that we did.
01:52:04.700
And tell me about this because none of us had any idea that there was something starting,
01:52:12.680
Well, it was, it was kind of one of those things where I think almost everyone in the program,
01:52:18.860
we have a group chat actually that we all keep in touch with.
01:52:22.880
And Mark and I just started texting over the group chat in form of this friendship that
01:52:28.440
kind of, um, so it wasn't, so it didn't happen while you were here in those two weeks.
01:52:35.700
Did you, were you looking across the room going, oh, I think Mark was probably more so
01:52:43.620
But, um, now how do you feel about, cause here you are on national radio talking about
01:52:47.940
your love and in the biggest moment of your life, he's abandoned you.
01:52:59.680
So did you, uh, did you know, uh, Mark, uh, you know, when, when you were in the leadership
01:53:04.800
program, were you, were you looking and saying, okay, Elizabeth, she will be mine or no
01:53:09.580
one will have her, um, not, not quite that early.
01:53:15.780
I think the first time I knew I was interested was the Mercury one ball that year.
01:53:20.800
Um, that you guys were selling the raffle tickets for the car.
01:53:26.000
And, um, another girl who was volunteering, who had been in the leadership program offered
01:53:40.460
See, that's the kind of thing that you do, Andrew.
01:53:42.520
If somebody selling cars, no, you, if somebody is selling, uh, you know, something and, uh,
01:53:49.120
and you think she's attractive, you should go up and say, so how much?
01:53:56.940
And then be like, now, uh, if I get like two of these things, what kind of dinner are we
01:54:02.960
Because then the woman will appreciate that I'm good at math.
01:54:06.540
Is that the thing for Andrew to, uh, I mean, he could give it a shot.
01:54:12.760
I'm going to get two or three cars this weekend.
01:54:17.300
Because, because, um, I brought you up on stage at our, our, uh, event here for the
01:54:22.140
Mercury one ball just recently and you proposed and Elizabeth, you had no idea that was coming.
01:54:32.580
And, uh, Mark said, I live that I have a question to ask you.
01:54:48.180
He has asked, and he clarified, and he told me he had all this worked up in his head and
01:54:53.080
it just didn't come out of his mouth at the time, but.
01:54:56.380
So you agreed to something that you had no idea what you were agreeing to.
01:55:26.540
Uh, you can get involved if you're 18 to 24 years old.
01:55:34.320
It's a two-week leadership training program, and that's what they were both in.
01:55:37.040
Uh, and if you know somebody who is 18 to 24, or if that is you, and you want to learn
01:55:42.180
about leadership, you want to learn about the foundations of America, and learn firsthand,
01:55:46.600
you have a rare opportunity to handle the, uh, the founding documents yourself and do
01:55:54.080
Apparently not the only thing you're handling at this, uh, particular.
01:55:59.080
Anyway, mercuryone.org slash LTP, mercuryone.org slash LTP.
01:56:06.640
No, that's not what that, that's not what that is.
01:56:10.760
If, uh, if, you know what, and I, I have a comparable leadership program for models
01:56:17.020
Uh, it's a Star Trek-themed camp about leadership, so if you're a model 24 to 40, uh, be sure
01:56:22.980
How important is the Star Trek part of the relationship?
01:56:30.260
Um, you know, I, this is the give and take thing, is I'm not, uh, I'm not a huge sports
01:56:33.880
guy, so I think, I think I'd have to be like, okay, cool, I'm not going to make you dress
01:56:37.180
up at conventions with me, but I don't have to go to games unless we spawn and our children
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You can, uh, find his, uh, very funny podcast, um, from, uh, the Blaze Network, and you can
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find it wherever podcasts are found, uh, and it's Something's Off with Andrew Heaton, and
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the more you listen, the more you realize, no, there's more than a little something, there's
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And then I just find out that, uh, that a guy who's worked here for six years, uh, is
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leaving his wife, uh, Marissa, uh, who also works here.
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Uh, you've worked, you, you were up in New York and, uh, so you've worked here for a long
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And, um, I'm sorry to hear that it's, it's coming to an end.
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I'll say that she's not, she's not putting a protest here.
02:00:53.740
Well, he's leaving the, he's leaving the company, uh, and, uh, he's got another job someplace
02:00:59.940
And, uh, I feel for you, uh, but you found him here.
02:01:04.300
You'll find another, uh, lots of employees here.
02:01:07.400
It's going to cost for the divorce, but I think you're going to make a good case to the
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judge, you know, that he left, he broke up with you.
02:01:15.440
If he wanted to remain married, he would have stayed.
02:01:50.440
Um, since I do see behind me, I don't know why the war of the worlds and Titanic and,
02:01:56.440
uh, and derby cars are behind me, but, uh, uh, Chris, you, uh, you are truly a, um, you're
02:02:04.500
remarkable and, uh, I have enjoyed, uh, all of the time that we've worked together.
02:02:14.040
Well, I can't say you married up because he married up, but you both married up.
02:02:18.780
You both married up by coming here and, uh, and, uh, and, and finding this wonderful place.
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So thank God for us, I guess, is the summary of the today's show.
02:02:35.100
Do I sound a little like the progressives in, uh, Washington now?
02:02:45.000
Well, you're telling people how to live their lives, you're lying, and you're saying you're
02:02:48.880
So you've hit all the big points at the Democratic Party.
02:03:01.580
Now, abandon that car, and don't you ever try to heat your house ever again.