The Glenn Beck Program - February 14, 2019


The Valentine's Day Show? | 2⧸14⧸19


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

167.27095

Word Count

20,607

Sentence Count

2,596

Misogynist Sentences

59

Hate Speech Sentences

43


Summary

It's Valentine's Day, and we're here to help you out of the dilemma of not having enough money to do something nice for your significant other. Glenn and Sarah have a temporary solution that will buy you time to do what you need to do.


Transcript

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00:01:10.920 The fusion of entertainment and enlightenment.
00:01:14.880 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
00:01:17.680 Welcome to it.
00:01:18.760 It is Valentine's Day, and we know that there are some guys out there that maybe had done their best to get reservations and to do something nice for their Valentine and just couldn't get it done for some reason or another.
00:01:37.880 We are there for you, and we have something special for Valentine's Day that is going to remain just between us.
00:01:48.760 And we begin next.
00:01:54.200 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
00:01:56.560 So is Sarah with us?
00:01:59.800 Are you back today, Sarah?
00:02:01.680 Okay, good, because this is a complex show.
00:02:05.440 A very special episode.
00:02:06.560 Very special episode.
00:02:07.680 At the end, we're going to adopt a new neighbor child.
00:02:11.420 But this is a special episode for Valentine's Day.
00:02:15.180 And what we're doing is we're pulling guys' butts out of the fire.
00:02:20.040 Now, we are not here to make excuses for you, even though I think some men might have really tried and just something happened.
00:02:28.100 And we understand that.
00:02:29.380 How do you know that?
00:02:30.460 Do you know of anyone?
00:02:30.960 I don't think we need to get into that.
00:02:32.760 But we're not here to save you on anything.
00:02:36.660 You're still going to have to pay for everything.
00:02:38.680 You're still going to have to make all the things.
00:02:40.320 We're just buying you time.
00:02:42.040 Yeah.
00:02:42.160 So the idea is here, if you are waking up this morning, realizing it's Valentine's Day, and saying,
00:02:48.460 Holy crap, I have no reservation.
00:02:50.660 There's no way I'm going to get decent flowers at this point.
00:02:54.100 What am I going to do?
00:02:56.240 We here at the Glenn Beck Program have a temporary solution for you.
00:03:01.880 This doesn't get you out of treating your spouse or girlfriend nicely.
00:03:05.700 And I warn you, if your spouse or girlfriend listens to this show.
00:03:10.820 Oh, you're screwed.
00:03:11.380 You are doomed.
00:03:12.960 Yes.
00:03:13.360 You're doomed.
00:03:14.220 Do not try to take advantage of this if they listen to this show.
00:03:16.720 Rye, we don't want you to mention the local radio station you're on, where this is going
00:03:20.060 to be the Big Frog 110 FM.
00:03:23.180 So she cannot find it later, because you're doomed.
00:03:27.820 Literally, we have experience with this.
00:03:30.940 But if you know she doesn't listen, this is going to be your get out of jail free for
00:03:36.480 a few days card.
00:03:38.280 Right.
00:03:38.540 So if you're interested in this and you realize you're in this situation, you can call now
00:03:43.980 888-727-BECK.
00:03:46.720 You're going to listen to how this works here in just a moment as we have our first caller
00:03:49.580 lined up that brought in from a social network last night.
00:03:53.040 The idea here is, because of a contest you entered, and you have now won, we are asking
00:04:03.720 you to delay your Valentine's Day plans.
00:04:06.500 Because we screwed up.
00:04:07.680 Because we screwed up.
00:04:08.320 It's our fault.
00:04:08.800 And you have been named the couple of the year because of a romantic letter you have
00:04:13.760 written.
00:04:14.240 Can I see the background here?
00:04:15.560 Show the background.
00:04:16.520 Because we're going to make the whole studio look different here when they're on the phone
00:04:20.020 so they can clip it and you can...
00:04:21.920 Okay, so go to the Valentine's couple of the year background.
00:04:24.820 Can you do that?
00:04:25.660 Mm-hmm.
00:04:26.060 This is one of the reasons why you need the blaze.
00:04:27.720 Today, it should be really good.
00:04:29.060 This is the day to subscribe.
00:04:30.060 Okay, couple of the year.
00:04:31.120 Couple of the year.
00:04:31.980 There it is.
00:04:32.620 Oh, and it looks so good, doesn't it?
00:04:33.980 Right.
00:04:34.300 So you win this magical couple of the year because of this heartfelt letter you wrote.
00:04:38.040 Now, we'll help you through that letter because we've done this many times and we have
00:04:41.740 a scientific way of knowing how this will work.
00:04:44.400 There's very specific things you have to do.
00:04:45.920 We'll walk you through them.
00:04:47.000 You have to answer a few questions and we will get you through this.
00:04:50.060 When you win the couple of the year, of course, your wife thinks you're so thoughtful,
00:04:52.920 which you obviously are not if you're in this situation.
00:04:56.640 Well, you might have been.
00:04:57.960 There just might have been some extenuating circumstances.
00:05:00.860 Let's not get into it now.
00:05:02.340 Keep bringing that up.
00:05:02.780 We don't need to talk about it.
00:05:04.020 I'm just sticking up for some guys who may not be dirtbags.
00:05:07.200 Right.
00:05:07.920 And so if you obviously, when your wife thinks you're that thoughtful, she'll be thrilled
00:05:12.580 to say, you know what?
00:05:13.460 Let's delay the plans that my husband had already made.
00:05:16.160 But you better make good on it.
00:05:17.740 But then you have to make good on it next week or you're totally dead.
00:05:20.000 Yeah.
00:05:20.180 Okay.
00:05:20.580 So let me go to James.
00:05:21.660 He's in North Carolina and we have a form letter that he has to fill out and then we'll
00:05:28.800 call his spouse.
00:05:30.480 It is, James, it is your wife?
00:05:33.660 Yes, sir.
00:05:34.280 How long have you been married?
00:05:36.220 Ten years.
00:05:37.200 Ten years.
00:05:38.540 Have you ever missed a Valentine's Day before?
00:05:41.960 No, sir.
00:05:42.780 Have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary?
00:05:46.700 No, sir.
00:05:47.800 Okay.
00:05:48.780 All right.
00:05:49.080 This is the type of person you're talking about.
00:05:50.740 Maybe not a bad guy.
00:05:52.520 Yes.
00:05:53.080 What's your excuse for missing Valentine's Day this year?
00:05:58.060 Well, I was in Indiana.
00:06:00.440 So they don't have stores in Indiana or phones or the internet?
00:06:03.780 What's the...
00:06:04.140 You were the girlfriend.
00:06:05.700 What were you doing in Indiana?
00:06:07.440 What?
00:06:07.960 I was working.
00:06:08.980 You were working in Indiana.
00:06:10.020 I worked for the railroad.
00:06:11.260 Yes, sir.
00:06:11.760 Oh, you work on the railroad.
00:06:12.780 So, okay.
00:06:13.420 All right.
00:06:14.100 So you have a pretty good excuse.
00:06:15.600 Okay.
00:06:15.840 The reason why we...
00:06:16.720 This is not an out-of-control wildfire.
00:06:20.220 I don't know why they have the wildfires behind me.
00:06:23.280 The...
00:06:23.680 James, the reason why we ask is because the more...
00:06:29.000 The lazier you've been, the longer you have to wait for the last line.
00:06:34.160 So you have not been lazy.
00:06:35.800 You just made a...
00:06:36.680 You know, you just had a, you know, a situation arise.
00:06:39.300 So we have this theory that the longer you wait between...
00:06:44.360 What's your wife's name?
00:06:46.560 Aaron.
00:06:47.540 Aaron.
00:06:48.360 Okay.
00:06:48.800 The longer you wait between the name Aaron and I love you, the more powerful it is.
00:06:57.240 But the harder it is because it's so powerful.
00:06:59.960 So you are just going to have to wait for five seconds at the end.
00:07:03.200 And I want you to count it out.
00:07:04.280 I want you to say when I say, hey, is there anything, James, you want to say before we
00:07:07.920 hang up?
00:07:08.460 And you just say, yes, Glenn.
00:07:10.760 Thank you.
00:07:11.880 Aaron.
00:07:12.500 And then in your head, don't out loud.
00:07:14.600 In your head.
00:07:15.500 One, two, three, four, five.
00:07:20.440 I love you.
00:07:22.080 Okay.
00:07:22.660 You want to practice that?
00:07:23.460 That will hit her hard.
00:07:24.060 That will hit her hard.
00:07:25.120 Yeah.
00:07:26.240 You got it?
00:07:27.020 Now, we will say, too, if you go too soon, if you...
00:07:30.200 If she...
00:07:31.000 Because she may very...
00:07:31.780 What is it, honey?
00:07:32.780 What is it?
00:07:33.320 You can't respond.
00:07:34.140 You got to wait the full five seconds.
00:07:35.660 If you go too soon, we're going to blow it for you.
00:07:37.660 We're going to just tell her.
00:07:38.880 And it won't work.
00:07:39.680 It will be bad for you.
00:07:40.720 You're totally screwed.
00:07:41.800 So you have to make sure you wait that five seconds.
00:07:44.100 All right.
00:07:44.500 You want to go to...
00:07:45.540 What's the name of the place?
00:07:46.380 Sullivan Steakhouse.
00:07:47.940 Oh, I think Sullivan's...
00:07:49.220 Sullivan's is good, right?
00:07:50.000 Sullivan's really good.
00:07:50.880 I love that place.
00:07:51.840 Okay.
00:07:52.200 What day do you want to go?
00:07:54.780 Saturday.
00:07:55.340 We're going to Saturday.
00:07:56.200 This Saturday.
00:07:57.040 Okay.
00:07:57.420 And she doesn't know it.
00:07:59.260 No, sir.
00:08:00.020 Okay.
00:08:00.700 Perfect.
00:08:00.880 Love, Dr. Ready?
00:08:01.920 Yes.
00:08:02.240 We have to go through the letter.
00:08:03.520 Oh, yeah.
00:08:03.860 Okay.
00:08:04.340 All right.
00:08:04.540 All right.
00:08:05.300 Let's see.
00:08:05.980 First question.
00:08:06.880 I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Erin.
00:08:09.000 How uniquely wonderful Erin is.
00:08:14.180 How do I say anything?
00:08:15.040 What first attracted you to her?
00:08:19.740 Her eyes.
00:08:20.720 Her eyes.
00:08:21.560 Are you lying?
00:08:22.260 Or why did it take you so long to think of that?
00:08:23.840 Wait.
00:08:24.100 Did you say her butt and use the crass term?
00:08:26.960 Or did you say eyes?
00:08:27.920 Eyes.
00:08:28.560 There is a tech...
00:08:29.680 Her eyes.
00:08:30.200 Her eyes.
00:08:30.380 Here's the problem.
00:08:31.860 There's a...
00:08:32.240 And this is...
00:08:32.580 A lot of people say eyes.
00:08:34.080 That's the problem with it.
00:08:35.160 Everyone says eyes.
00:08:36.020 It has to be something other than eyes.
00:08:38.300 Anything but eyes.
00:08:39.200 I'm the love doctor I know.
00:08:42.540 Her smile.
00:08:43.720 Her smile.
00:08:44.860 Okay.
00:08:45.180 We'll give you that one.
00:08:45.860 We may eliminate smile as well.
00:08:47.760 Eyes and smile are just...
00:08:49.460 Yeah.
00:08:49.900 Let's try it.
00:08:50.520 Let's try it.
00:08:50.720 All right.
00:08:50.740 We'll try smile.
00:08:51.600 But as time went into so much more, I guess, the true love.
00:08:54.960 The first time...
00:08:55.860 You knew it was true love the first time you...
00:08:58.620 What?
00:09:03.340 I met her children.
00:09:04.800 Met her children.
00:09:06.100 That's a good one.
00:09:07.060 She's going to love that.
00:09:07.960 That's great.
00:09:09.560 Is that true?
00:09:11.540 Yes.
00:09:11.960 Yes.
00:09:12.180 Don't ask questions.
00:09:13.000 We don't need the answers to it.
00:09:13.840 You're right.
00:09:14.060 You're right.
00:09:14.400 You're right.
00:09:14.720 I don't want to know too much.
00:09:16.120 And that trip to...
00:09:17.800 Give me a great vacation you guys had.
00:09:21.540 Gatlinburg, Tennessee.
00:09:22.980 Gatlinburg.
00:09:25.500 She's going to remember that one, huh?
00:09:27.440 That was a nice trip.
00:09:28.540 Yeah.
00:09:28.800 Okay.
00:09:29.620 I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she does something like nobody else.
00:09:34.960 And what would that be?
00:09:41.420 My damn, there's so much s*** she does.
00:09:45.100 Should be easy to narrow it down then.
00:09:47.400 Mm-hmm.
00:09:47.980 Yeah, she's...
00:09:49.140 Something unique about her.
00:09:53.640 The way she takes care of our house on our phone.
00:09:56.400 And your phone.
00:09:57.820 Phone or farm?
00:09:59.660 Farm.
00:10:00.160 Farm.
00:10:00.700 Okay.
00:10:01.000 The way she takes care of our house.
00:10:07.540 And farm.
00:10:10.320 Farm.
00:10:11.500 Okay.
00:10:12.480 What hair color does she have?
00:10:16.240 She's a...
00:10:17.000 It's a light golden brown.
00:10:20.460 Light golden brown.
00:10:21.460 Great answer.
00:10:22.520 You could have just said brown, but light golden brown is so much better.
00:10:25.720 It's going to be so much more effective.
00:10:26.820 I could go on forever.
00:10:27.680 Have to get back to work at what company?
00:10:29.360 I work for a company called Nordcote.
00:10:33.720 What is it?
00:10:35.660 Nordcote.
00:10:36.300 N-O-R-D-C-O.
00:10:38.700 Hmm.
00:10:39.500 Is that...
00:10:40.240 Are those like English letters or...
00:10:42.240 Sorry, I don't understand.
00:10:43.940 Can you say it slow for dumb people like us?
00:10:48.200 Do what now?
00:10:49.500 Okay, shuttle wagon.
00:10:50.760 How about that?
00:10:51.160 Shuttle wagon.
00:10:51.920 Shuttle wagon.
00:10:52.180 That sounds great.
00:10:52.900 Okay.
00:10:53.360 I love shuttle wagon.
00:10:54.860 Shuttle wagon.
00:10:55.780 And what do you do at shuttle wagon?
00:10:59.740 I'm a mechanic for mobile rail car movers.
00:11:03.660 Mechanic.
00:11:04.220 And what was the rest of it?
00:11:04.960 Mechanic for what?
00:11:06.760 Mobile rail car movers.
00:11:08.720 For mobile...
00:11:09.240 Okay, yeah.
00:11:10.080 All right.
00:11:10.320 Mobile rail car...
00:11:12.560 How do you feel about the new green deal, huh?
00:11:15.760 Lots of new trains.
00:11:17.040 Yep.
00:11:17.880 And you work there Monday through Friday or...
00:11:21.500 Yes, sir.
00:11:22.300 Monday through Friday and...
00:11:23.860 What time usually?
00:11:24.480 Like what hours?
00:11:25.780 Like 9 to 5?
00:11:27.040 8.30 to 5?
00:11:27.980 30 or...
00:11:29.380 8 to 4.30?
00:11:30.440 8 to 4.30.
00:11:31.640 8 to 4.30.
00:11:33.380 Okay.
00:11:33.840 Okay.
00:11:34.680 And I love Aaron.
00:11:36.060 Okay, so I'm going to have you practice.
00:11:37.760 So I'm going to say to you at the end,
00:11:39.200 is there anything you want to say, James, to Aaron before we hang up?
00:11:44.600 And you say...
00:11:46.520 Aaron?
00:11:50.920 I love you.
00:11:52.480 Oh, that's beautiful.
00:11:53.440 That's beautiful.
00:11:54.060 That's beautiful.
00:11:54.440 Perfect.
00:11:54.700 All right.
00:11:55.160 We get to the Love Doctor business and try to heal this.
00:11:58.340 I'm nervous.
00:11:59.140 Are you?
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00:13:28.520 We break for 10 seconds, station ID.
00:13:42.540 Okay, all right, you ready?
00:13:45.400 So, I'm getting nervous.
00:13:47.240 I'm actually nervous, too.
00:13:48.760 We blow this, it's not good.
00:13:50.260 No, it ruins relationships, but we've saved more relationships than we've ruined, and that's the way we look at it.
00:13:54.460 That's right.
00:13:55.800 There have been a couple of divorces.
00:13:59.480 There's divorces all the time.
00:14:00.840 Who's to say that was us?
00:14:02.020 Probably wouldn't have lasted anyway.
00:14:03.540 Again, the guy already forgot Valentine's Day.
00:14:06.000 Right.
00:14:06.180 It's not our fault that he did that.
00:14:07.340 Divorce is in the cards.
00:14:08.260 Divorce is likely going to occur anyway.
00:14:10.400 Right.
00:14:10.840 Unless he was a guy who really did do the job, but then somebody on his staff kind of dropped the ball.
00:14:16.860 You keep bringing this up.
00:14:17.880 I don't think we need to talk about it.
00:14:19.460 I'm just saying that some people are good guys who love their wife, and things happen.
00:14:26.500 And still don't have reservations.
00:14:28.680 Let's get James, his wife, on the phone.
00:14:32.000 Are we dialing out now?
00:14:33.680 We're calling now.
00:14:34.400 Let's make sure she does not get on hold until we are ready to start, because they can't hear this conversation.
00:14:39.840 This would ruin it.
00:14:40.740 Okay.
00:14:41.240 It needs to be something.
00:14:41.940 So as soon as she picks up the phone, you start the bed, and go ahead and put the...
00:14:46.740 There you go.
00:14:47.220 Oh, yeah, a couple of the ear thing.
00:14:48.200 And Stu is dressed as the love doctor.
00:14:50.080 I don't know why this green screen looks so 1970s.
00:14:54.720 It looks...
00:14:56.520 Go back to the original studio thing.
00:14:59.800 The original...
00:15:00.840 Because that looks...
00:15:01.860 You can't tell that that's...
00:15:03.400 That looks perfect.
00:15:04.640 Now go to the couple of the ear.
00:15:05.900 I don't know why.
00:15:07.140 I think it looks great.
00:15:07.960 Does it?
00:15:08.340 Okay, good.
00:15:08.740 It looks exactly like I would picture this bit going.
00:15:11.640 Right?
00:15:13.220 The fact that some radio station's doing a cheesy couple of the ear thing, and it's so overly...
00:15:18.220 Yes.
00:15:18.820 Over the top.
00:15:19.680 Right.
00:15:20.300 Right.
00:15:20.640 So...
00:15:21.200 Okay.
00:15:21.560 So do we have her on the phone yet?
00:15:24.720 Okay.
00:15:25.520 It's going to voicemail.
00:15:27.160 James, where is she?
00:15:30.960 James.
00:15:32.240 Yes, she's at the house.
00:15:33.560 She's at the house.
00:15:34.640 It's going to voicemail.
00:15:35.760 She's probably not recognizing the number.
00:15:37.480 I think it might...
00:15:38.120 There may be...
00:15:39.360 You may need to text her and say, hey, there's an important call coming in.
00:15:42.960 Make sure you answer it.
00:15:45.940 Oh, boy.
00:15:47.100 All right.
00:15:47.460 Oh, this is very...
00:15:51.900 This is when it gets really hard because, you know, we're trying to save people's relationships
00:15:56.680 here.
00:15:57.460 And if she doesn't pick up, you're basically getting a divorce.
00:16:01.380 You know, you're saying that dressed as a doctor.
00:16:03.400 As a doctor.
00:16:03.840 It makes it sound so...
00:16:04.520 Put a pin in because I believed you, but not quite.
00:16:07.580 Okay.
00:16:07.740 But now that you put the pin right there, now I believe you a little bit more.
00:16:12.940 If it wasn't a cheap plastic Bic pin, I could do a Sharpie.
00:16:17.900 You know, that would look even...
00:16:19.460 There you go.
00:16:20.420 Oh, that looks scientific.
00:16:21.760 It does look kind of scientific.
00:16:22.760 It does look scientific.
00:16:23.320 I have requested some glasses, too.
00:16:25.280 I think if I have some fake glasses, it'll look better.
00:16:27.580 Would you like to wear mine?
00:16:28.540 Well, no.
00:16:28.880 Yours are real.
00:16:30.400 And then, like, it'll hurt my eyes.
00:16:32.100 Oh, yeah.
00:16:32.520 That's true.
00:16:33.180 No, no.
00:16:34.420 Maybe not.
00:16:34.980 That's what I'd have you believe.
00:16:37.640 So, this is your chance to get in on this, by the way.
00:16:40.000 888-727-BECK is the phone number.
00:16:43.120 We will line this up for you.
00:16:45.340 Again, your wife obviously has to be available.
00:16:48.000 If she's in the middle of an MRI, this is not the day for you.
00:16:53.860 You are screwed.
00:16:55.320 You're screwed.
00:16:55.900 Because you've forgotten Valentine's Day and your wife is having a CAT scan for some reason.
00:17:01.000 Really not a good day to forget.
00:17:02.740 No.
00:17:03.000 Really not a good day to forget.
00:17:04.100 Probably not.
00:17:04.680 By the way, I'm going to New York to the National Day of Mourning event.
00:17:16.820 You are?
00:17:17.320 Yes.
00:17:17.760 I've decided I'm going to go.
00:17:19.120 Is this confirmed?
00:17:20.600 Yeah.
00:17:20.920 I thought there was still all sorts of hurdles to clear on this.
00:17:24.740 No, I'm pretty sure it's all concerned.
00:17:25.760 Because I was at a meeting I had at 8 p.m. last night.
00:17:28.800 There were still lots of hurdles to clear.
00:17:30.040 Really?
00:17:30.160 Those have all been cleared out.
00:17:31.180 I had one at 5 p.m.
00:17:32.380 Where I made it very clear that we're going.
00:17:36.660 What I'm saying is my meeting was after your meeting.
00:17:38.960 Right.
00:17:39.320 So I probably have more knowledge.
00:17:42.040 Anyway, yesterday we had a guest on.
00:17:45.240 And she talked about this event she was doing in Albany a week from Saturday.
00:17:52.300 And it is a pro-life event, but it's not a rally or anything.
00:17:56.380 It's a National Day of Mourning where we are going to, or they are going to gather and have talks and also prayer for a National Day of Mourning, asking God, please forgive us for all of this.
00:18:16.840 And that's one of the things we have to do.
00:18:19.920 Yes, and that's a very important thing, but it is a bit of a distraction from something that you keep bringing up, which is that people who have staffs might have had issues with Valentine's Day.
00:18:34.120 I don't know anyone who has a staff other than you.
00:18:38.220 It could be Donald Trump.
00:18:40.540 You think Donald Trump forgot Valentine's Day?
00:18:42.980 I highly doubt that.
00:18:44.120 No, I didn't say forgot Valentine's Day.
00:18:47.340 I said, talk to his staff and had decided on stuff.
00:18:53.820 And then there was a changeover in staff.
00:18:57.160 Right.
00:18:58.120 And which is oddly specific there, too.
00:19:01.200 But changeover in staff.
00:19:03.160 And then two days before, you know, this particular individual says, OK, so we're all on for dinner at, you know, Trulox.
00:19:13.560 And or someplace like that.
00:19:16.860 Yeah.
00:19:17.060 Waffle House.
00:19:18.180 And and the staff just gets really quiet.
00:19:23.520 And then they look down on the calendar and say, ah.
00:19:29.080 Yeah.
00:19:30.120 And then an hour later, they come back and say, OK, here's the thing.
00:19:35.540 So we the Trulox is a restaurant that there's several locations in our area using this as an example.
00:19:42.280 And you also had your executive assistant who just left to start her own business.
00:19:46.940 That's why I came up with that crazy example.
00:19:50.160 And the wife had been called to make sure that that particular restaurant was the one she wanted to go to.
00:19:58.080 And so she was very excited about it.
00:20:00.100 And now you couldn't get a reservation no matter who you are.
00:20:06.020 You blew it is what you're saying.
00:20:08.600 No, you I'm using this as a blue Valentine's Day.
00:20:11.840 And this is why you were this is why you were so intent on bringing this bit back.
00:20:16.040 I don't know why my wife is all of a sudden Valentine's Day this year is so important.
00:20:20.280 Usually it's like, let's go to a movie.
00:20:23.000 Now, I'm not saying that that that we were going to a restaurant and we are going.
00:20:29.420 We're absolutely I've planned this for a long time.
00:20:32.560 Unless that restaurant lost your reservation.
00:20:34.920 Darn it.
00:20:35.820 Which happens all this happens all too often.
00:20:38.040 I'll tell you that much.
00:20:38.820 Anyway, so I really did try.
00:20:41.280 And now it's not.
00:20:42.140 No, no.
00:20:43.120 This is great.
00:20:43.960 So you have you should have sympathy for these people.
00:20:45.960 You're one of them.
00:20:46.560 I do have sympathy for them because I have been on it the whole time.
00:20:50.960 What if we give Tanya a couple of the year?
00:20:54.820 No, I don't think that will.
00:20:56.200 I'll call in as the host.
00:20:57.380 No.
00:20:57.980 And then I'll have you on the phone.
00:20:59.740 I don't think she'll buy that.
00:21:00.560 And we'll give her a couple of the year.
00:21:01.800 She might.
00:21:02.780 She doesn't listen.
00:21:04.020 So maybe.
00:21:06.100 You're listening to Glenn Beck.
00:21:09.340 All right.
00:21:10.460 So what could possibly be the problem with, you know, Wi-Fi that's public?
00:21:17.320 Well, when you're on Wi-Fi, there's a new study out that shows 92% of Americans have put their personal information out while using public Wi-Fi.
00:21:28.420 A personal email account, social media account, bank account.
00:21:32.120 I mean, sitting in a Starbucks and doing your banking, not a good move.
00:21:35.960 Not a good move.
00:21:37.020 Because that's where people go to grab all of your information.
00:21:40.420 Don't use public Wi-Fi.
00:21:41.820 What you really need is you need a secure, virtual, private network.
00:21:48.180 If you get that, you can use public Wi-Fi.
00:21:50.660 Yes, because it's not coming back to you.
00:21:52.140 You can't follow it.
00:21:54.100 And it's something, honestly, if you're even concerned about Facebook or Google, you should have a VPN.
00:21:59.660 And the people to have it, norton.com slash VPN.
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00:23:21.100 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
00:23:22.400 It is Valentine's Day.
00:23:23.800 We're having a Dickens of a time getting somebody on the other end of the phone.
00:23:27.860 What year is it?
00:23:28.720 A Dickens of a time?
00:23:29.940 Sam, what year in the 1800s do you believe it is?
00:23:36.180 What?
00:23:38.420 Did your power go out last night or something and you put on a long nightgown with a candle and you walked around the house?
00:23:46.400 Did you have a sleeping cap on as it happened?
00:23:49.720 What was that?
00:23:51.960 My mom was in her kerchief and I was in my cap and we had just settled down for a long winter's nap when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter and that clatter was no one is picking up the freaking phone to be able to do this bit.
00:24:06.180 Sarah, do we have a contestant that we know we can get to the other person?
00:24:11.560 Not yet.
00:24:12.300 Not yet.
00:24:13.340 Okay.
00:24:13.880 So we have a long list of people but you have to be able to connect to the other person so we can make you the couple of the year.
00:24:25.340 It's advisable to text them and say hey or call them and say hey there's a call coming and you make sure you answer it.
00:24:30.900 Sarah, how close is Mike, our phone screener, to currently hanging himself?
00:24:34.660 Um, the noose has been fashioned.
00:24:38.040 Okay.
00:24:38.520 Has he found the stool yet?
00:24:39.940 Not yet.
00:24:40.480 Okay, because I'm using the rickety one in about five minutes.
00:24:44.140 So, but it'll just take me about 45 seconds.
00:24:48.020 I'll kick it from underneath me and then you can just bring it to Mike.
00:24:51.640 Sounds good.
00:24:52.460 All right, good.
00:24:53.020 Thank you very much.
00:24:54.200 Pat Gray joins us.
00:24:55.120 Hello, Pat.
00:24:55.720 Hello.
00:24:56.480 How are you?
00:24:57.320 Oh, I'm perfect.
00:24:58.880 Yeah.
00:24:59.440 You?
00:25:00.400 Oh my gosh, I love Valentine's Day.
00:25:02.100 Does this go well?
00:25:02.580 Yeah.
00:25:02.980 All Valentine's, Valentine's Day has always gone well for me.
00:25:06.880 Yeah, me too.
00:25:07.920 I love it.
00:25:08.520 Even this year?
00:25:09.040 I love the holiday.
00:25:09.960 Oh, especially this year.
00:25:12.260 Yeah.
00:25:12.980 I will tell you, I will tell you, Pat, that I hate you today.
00:25:19.140 You hate me today?
00:25:19.900 I do.
00:25:20.240 I hate you.
00:25:21.380 And that differs from yesterday in what way?
00:25:23.240 Well, no, it differs in this way.
00:25:27.420 Uh-huh.
00:25:28.140 Jackie gets it.
00:25:29.400 She does.
00:25:29.980 Jackie gets it.
00:25:30.660 Mm-hmm.
00:25:30.920 Okay.
00:25:31.420 This is a made-up stupid holiday that is really, for most guys, is really remembered
00:25:38.340 as that really bloody massacre in Chicago that was cool.
00:25:41.700 If there's a special on it, you watch that.
00:25:43.980 Mm-hmm.
00:25:44.260 You know what I mean?
00:25:44.820 Oh, for sure.
00:25:45.180 Yeah.
00:25:45.300 Yeah.
00:25:46.500 And that's really, that's the only thing special for guys on Valentine's Day.
00:25:51.180 Mm-hmm.
00:25:51.720 And I guess women, maybe it's chocolate.
00:25:54.700 So why don't we just say, hey, let's stay home.
00:25:59.200 I'll get you some chocolate.
00:26:00.100 And let's watch a documentary on the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
00:26:03.820 Yeah.
00:26:04.400 Minus the chocolate.
00:26:05.380 That's exactly what Jackie and I are doing tonight.
00:26:07.140 Really?
00:26:07.540 Minus, she won't eat chocolate anymore.
00:26:09.480 Oh, jeez.
00:26:10.740 I think of you, every time I hear you give the spot, if your wife says,
00:26:14.860 I don't need anything, don't believe it, except in the case of my wife.
00:26:21.640 Well, your wife is.
00:26:22.760 When she says that, she really means it.
00:26:23.880 No, because your wife is.
00:26:25.480 No, she's different.
00:26:26.820 She is different.
00:26:27.500 She is.
00:26:27.880 She's different.
00:26:28.320 She's like a man with female genitalia.
00:26:31.020 No, she's not.
00:26:32.520 No, she's not.
00:26:33.520 She's got some manly sensibilities.
00:26:35.600 She does, but she's got like your grandparent sensibilities.
00:26:40.280 She's like, don't get me anything.
00:26:42.200 We don't need anything.
00:26:43.540 Practical.
00:26:43.960 It's impractical to do that.
00:26:46.000 You're like, okay, but it might be fun.
00:26:48.460 You know, this kiss.
00:26:49.920 No, I'll just take it back.
00:26:51.280 And then in the beginning, I used to ignore that.
00:26:53.760 And she would tell me, don't get me anything.
00:26:56.780 And I would ignore that because she really does want something, I would believe.
00:27:00.960 And I'd get it.
00:27:02.080 And she'd take it back.
00:27:03.580 I told you I didn't want anything.
00:27:05.980 Yeah, I know, honey.
00:27:06.940 I know.
00:27:07.400 I get it.
00:27:08.040 But the kids really would like to go to Disneyland.
00:27:11.260 They've heard of this place.
00:27:12.700 And they thought it would be.
00:27:13.960 It's impractical.
00:27:14.780 Do you know how much that costs?
00:27:16.560 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.320 But I mean, really fun.
00:27:19.420 It'd be fun.
00:27:20.340 No.
00:27:20.920 Wouldn't be fun for that much money.
00:27:23.520 So I feel for you at the same time I hate your guts.
00:27:28.140 And both for the same reason, Jackie.
00:27:30.300 Yeah.
00:27:31.440 Both tremendous and scary.
00:27:34.760 Yeah, very.
00:27:35.620 In both ways.
00:27:36.720 Right.
00:27:37.140 Am I in trouble?
00:27:37.860 She's not listening, is she?
00:27:38.800 No, she's not listening.
00:27:39.660 Okay, good.
00:27:40.980 She doesn't even listen to Pac-Rae Unleashed, let alone this show.
00:27:43.560 No, she does not.
00:27:44.760 Yeah.
00:27:45.080 Right.
00:27:45.320 My wife doesn't either.
00:27:46.240 Yeah.
00:27:46.480 Do you remember when they thought we were funny?
00:27:47.940 Yeah.
00:27:48.360 Yeah.
00:27:48.580 And lasted about an hour and a half, probably, after the wedding.
00:27:52.920 Right.
00:27:53.520 Right.
00:27:54.220 Then remember when they thought we were funny together?
00:27:58.560 Yeah.
00:27:59.040 Yes.
00:27:59.320 Yeah.
00:27:59.780 Yeah.
00:28:00.060 And that didn't last either.
00:28:02.480 Those days don't come back.
00:28:03.640 And then they just look at each other now when we're together and go, oh.
00:28:11.300 And try to walk out of the room.
00:28:12.880 They do.
00:28:13.380 People think we're kidding about that.
00:28:14.800 No.
00:28:15.060 We're not.
00:28:15.400 No.
00:28:15.820 No, it's true.
00:28:16.360 People, you know what?
00:28:17.280 Both of our wives say, I'm guessing yours gets the same thing.
00:28:21.580 Um, and I think we've talked about this before.
00:28:24.900 He must be so funny at home.
00:28:27.300 Yes.
00:28:27.540 It must be so much fun.
00:28:29.500 No.
00:28:30.180 No.
00:28:31.140 My wife always gets, it's, they used to get, uh, is he as funny at home as he is?
00:28:39.140 No.
00:28:40.180 No.
00:28:40.640 I thought that too for a while.
00:28:42.040 Then live with him.
00:28:42.860 He's not.
00:28:43.440 Now they get sympathy.
00:28:45.800 Now they're like, you, uh, you are, you're a brave woman.
00:28:51.160 Okay.
00:28:51.700 We have somebody here.
00:28:52.340 We have somebody.
00:28:53.120 Uh, so let's go to Don.
00:28:55.280 Uh, Don, are you there?
00:28:57.940 I'm here.
00:28:58.860 Okay.
00:28:59.920 Uh, Nancy is.
00:29:01.300 No.
00:29:02.240 Okay.
00:29:02.560 So we're going to fill out the form here.
00:29:04.140 Uh, tell you about my beautiful wife.
00:29:05.840 Her name is.
00:29:07.580 Julie.
00:29:08.340 Julie.
00:29:08.880 Uh, I can't express how uniquely wonderful Julie is.
00:29:14.040 Honestly, at the first time I thought I was just attracted to her.
00:29:17.140 Can't say smile.
00:29:18.220 Can't say eyes.
00:29:23.900 I think it was just her looks.
00:29:26.220 Her looks.
00:29:26.560 Her looks.
00:29:27.180 That's a good answer.
00:29:27.880 Her looks and her beautiful demeanor.
00:29:30.220 And beautiful.
00:29:31.780 Let me check with the doctor.
00:29:33.140 Uh, beautiful demeanor will work.
00:29:34.240 Yeah.
00:29:35.000 Looks is very honest.
00:29:35.940 And then beautiful demeanor is the lie.
00:29:38.880 Uh, all right.
00:29:39.700 Guess I knew it was true love.
00:29:40.940 The first time we.
00:29:44.780 Come on.
00:29:45.320 Be honest.
00:29:45.440 The first time I guess we made eye contact.
00:29:48.240 Do I can't use eye or can I own this?
00:29:50.820 How about we just leave it at the first time we made contact?
00:29:54.040 There you go.
00:29:54.880 It's probably better.
00:29:57.320 Made contact.
00:29:58.000 And that trip to any vacation that she'll remember.
00:30:01.880 Uh, Cedar Point.
00:30:04.640 Is that the, the, uh, amusement park?
00:30:07.420 Yes.
00:30:08.880 Um, the distinctive way she does something like no other person does.
00:30:17.260 The way she loves her, me and her, the rest, her kids.
00:30:22.920 The way she loves you and the rest of her kids.
00:30:25.980 The rest of the family or her two kids.
00:30:29.020 You're not her kid though, right?
00:30:30.280 When you say the rest of her kids.
00:30:31.640 No, I, no.
00:30:32.520 Her and I have two children.
00:30:34.020 Okay.
00:30:34.180 That would just be uncomfortable if you were also her kids.
00:30:36.420 Now, how long have you been married?
00:30:37.460 How long have you been married, Don?
00:30:39.120 We've been married 24 years.
00:30:40.900 See, now this is really, I want to caution you because if she finds out that you're doing
00:30:46.180 this to buy a few more days just to get, I don't, I mean, it could get ugly.
00:30:51.320 So.
00:30:52.040 Oh no, it's fine.
00:30:53.380 It's been ugly before.
00:30:54.840 Okay.
00:30:55.340 Good.
00:30:55.740 All right.
00:30:56.040 Okay.
00:30:56.400 Good.
00:30:56.600 Good.
00:30:56.900 I love that.
00:30:58.240 What's your wife's hair color?
00:30:59.560 The color that she says it is.
00:31:02.400 She'll say it's blonde.
00:31:03.980 Blonde.
00:31:04.540 Okay.
00:31:06.360 I go on forever.
00:31:07.840 What county?
00:31:09.420 What county do you live in?
00:31:10.840 Oh yeah.
00:31:11.180 What county?
00:31:11.880 We live in Hillsborough County.
00:31:14.340 Hillsborough.
00:31:15.780 Hillsborough or Hillsborough?
00:31:17.200 Are you in Tampa?
00:31:19.240 We're in Plant City.
00:31:21.100 Oh, okay.
00:31:21.520 Yeah.
00:31:21.680 Hillsborough County.
00:31:22.420 Okay.
00:31:22.940 Never take away from my time with her.
00:31:25.800 I get back to work.
00:31:26.500 Where do you work?
00:31:28.040 I work for Centerpoint Church.
00:31:31.300 Centerpoint Church.
00:31:32.020 Wow.
00:31:32.440 A church employee.
00:31:33.940 A church employee married for 25 years.
00:31:36.180 Not, this is, I don't.
00:31:38.100 Okay.
00:31:38.660 Where, what do you do there?
00:31:40.920 I'm a maintenance manager.
00:31:43.020 Good thing is if you work at a church when you need to get reburied, you've got a place
00:31:46.760 already.
00:31:47.280 Or counseling.
00:31:49.620 Counseling's free.
00:31:50.560 Yeah.
00:31:50.900 There you go.
00:31:51.600 Okay.
00:31:51.860 You work there from the hours of what?
00:31:54.080 Nine till five.
00:31:57.480 Nine till five.
00:31:58.100 Monday through Friday?
00:32:00.180 Monday through Thursday.
00:32:01.880 Monday through Thursday.
00:32:03.080 And you have Sundays off, I would imagine.
00:32:04.600 Yeah.
00:32:05.500 And you love, you just love Julie.
00:32:09.080 So now, have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary or Valentine's Day before?
00:32:14.780 I have missed a birthday before.
00:32:16.840 When?
00:32:17.460 When in the relationship?
00:32:18.520 It was two years ago.
00:32:22.440 Two years ago.
00:32:23.640 So it's still trending poorly.
00:32:25.200 Yes.
00:32:25.700 Okay.
00:32:26.100 I missed it by a couple hours.
00:32:29.060 It doesn't, really doesn't matter.
00:32:30.820 It's not like, you know, at midnight.
00:32:32.800 It's like, you didn't say anything for two hours and she knows.
00:32:36.600 Okay.
00:32:36.820 So here's the thing, Don.
00:32:38.220 We're going to give you some extra seconds here because we have this theory that the longer
00:32:42.020 you wait between her name and I love you, the more powerful that love is when it's spoken
00:32:47.860 like that.
00:32:48.400 So we're going to give you a seven second wait.
00:32:52.420 And so this is what I want you to do.
00:32:54.240 I'm going to say, Don, is there anything that you want to say to Julie before you leave?
00:32:58.200 And you say, yes, Glenn, Julie, then in your head, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:33:08.880 I love you.
00:33:10.140 So we got to wait seven seconds.
00:33:11.540 If you say okay or something like that beforehand, we're going to blow it for you.
00:33:15.680 Yeah.
00:33:16.340 Okay.
00:33:16.620 It won't work out well.
00:33:17.680 Do you want to practice?
00:33:18.900 Yeah, let's practice one.
00:33:19.860 Okay.
00:33:20.160 So, so Don, is there anything you want to say to her before, before we hang up?
00:33:25.440 Yes, Glenn.
00:33:29.020 You have to say her name.
00:33:30.120 Yes.
00:33:30.260 Anyway.
00:33:31.480 Anyway.
00:33:37.600 I deeply love you.
00:33:39.180 Oh, that's beautiful.
00:33:40.080 That's beautiful.
00:33:40.820 I like the way I live.
00:33:41.880 Yeah.
00:33:42.140 Okay.
00:33:42.600 We're going to take a quick break.
00:33:43.800 Then we're going to come back with Don and Julie.
00:33:47.680 And if Julie's not there, there's a rickety school stool in the back that we're just going
00:33:52.500 to shove up here.
00:33:53.300 And, and we'll take it from there when we come back.
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00:35:03.100 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
00:35:11.020 All right.
00:35:12.360 It is time.
00:35:14.300 Year in the making.
00:35:17.500 We're so excited.
00:35:18.800 Now it's the contest a year in the making.
00:35:20.660 It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.
00:35:25.840 The essays have been written.
00:35:27.180 The heartfelt words have been read.
00:35:29.120 And the winner has been selected.
00:35:30.980 So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.
00:35:38.280 Thank you very much.
00:35:39.600 Yes, we have been so excited about this.
00:35:42.000 I even brought in the love doctor, renowned therapist, Dr. Skip Skipperson, who has been
00:35:48.980 going through the letters.
00:35:49.860 And you think you found somebody.
00:35:51.220 Well, as a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love, I've seen thousands of couples.
00:35:55.780 And this is an amazing case we're seeing here, Glenn.
00:35:58.440 It's a writing contest that thousands of people entered and had to write in over the last year.
00:36:02.680 And we just selected our winner.
00:36:05.520 And we have Don on the phone.
00:36:09.280 Hello, Don.
00:36:11.140 Yes.
00:36:11.760 Don, welcome to the Big Frog.
00:36:13.900 110FM.
00:36:14.700 Well, thank you.
00:36:16.320 You're welcome.
00:36:16.800 Is your wife, Julie, on the phone?
00:36:20.260 Yes.
00:36:20.900 Hi, Julie.
00:36:21.580 How are you?
00:36:22.720 I'm good.
00:36:23.460 How are you?
00:36:24.060 Very good.
00:36:24.620 Did you have any idea that Don was working on something for you?
00:36:29.440 I had zero idea.
00:36:31.200 Zero idea.
00:36:31.660 Well, you two have been selected as our couple of the year.
00:36:36.620 Only one couple every year.
00:36:38.780 And they're pretty amazing.
00:36:39.880 And what made you select this one, Doc?
00:36:41.660 Well, we've looked at this.
00:36:43.120 It's a special case.
00:36:44.560 This is something unique.
00:36:45.780 It's something different.
00:36:47.100 We took something out of this letter, I think, that really put them over the edge.
00:36:51.000 Of course, please.
00:36:51.380 Here it is.
00:36:51.940 It says, Dear Mr. Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.
00:36:56.240 Is that true, Don?
00:36:57.880 Never done anything like this, huh?
00:37:00.140 Yeah, this is the first time.
00:37:02.360 However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Julie.
00:37:06.040 I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Julie truly is.
00:37:10.660 Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her looks and her beautiful demeanor.
00:37:19.540 But this, as time went by, it turned into so much more.
00:37:22.860 I guess I knew it was true love the first time we made contact.
00:37:28.680 What do you mean by that, Don?
00:37:31.940 I'm not going to ask you.
00:37:36.320 There's many meanings for that.
00:37:38.280 Okay.
00:37:38.640 All right.
00:37:39.040 Sure.
00:37:39.380 And that trip to Cedar Point.
00:37:41.740 Wow.
00:37:42.600 What a perfect time that was.
00:37:44.640 You remember that time, Julie?
00:37:46.500 I sure do.
00:37:47.760 As fondly as he does?
00:37:49.440 Oh, yes.
00:37:50.680 Yeah.
00:37:50.920 I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she loves me and the rest of the family,
00:37:56.660 unlike any other blonde woman in Hillsborough County.
00:38:01.260 I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.
00:38:05.540 I have to get back to work.
00:38:07.040 I work at Cedar Point, where I'm a maintenance manager from 9 to 5, Monday through Thursday,
00:38:14.660 and Sundays off.
00:38:15.760 Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex, but that's why I think we should
00:38:21.660 be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.
00:38:26.520 I just love Julie.
00:38:33.000 Wow.
00:38:34.760 Julie, how do you feel about that?
00:38:37.020 That was very sweet and unexpected.
00:38:43.380 Really?
00:38:44.720 Now, I have to tell you, we're doing this on Valentine's Day, but we've kind of screwed
00:38:49.060 this up, and so we're going to have to have you guys go out to dinner.
00:38:54.740 We were supposed to make the reservations, and we didn't.
00:38:57.540 So, Don, can you get this?
00:39:01.660 Julie, do you mind if you don't do something tonight?
00:39:04.440 Just postpone it.
00:39:05.240 A little bit.
00:39:05.580 Postpone it?
00:39:07.120 That is fine.
00:39:08.620 That's great.
00:39:09.320 That's great.
00:39:10.020 Thank you so much, guys.
00:39:11.960 And, Don, is there anything you want to say to Julie?
00:39:15.600 Well, yes, Glenn.
00:39:17.620 Julie.
00:39:21.460 Yes.
00:39:22.260 I love you.
00:39:24.360 Beautiful.
00:39:25.160 Beautiful.
00:39:25.520 Wow.
00:39:26.060 Thank you guys very much.
00:39:27.880 Thank you.
00:39:28.420 Don and Julie from Florida, our couple of the year.
00:39:35.580 There you go.
00:39:37.540 Proving once and for all that true love really is.
00:39:40.580 Okay, stop.
00:39:41.120 I think they're off.
00:39:41.580 Okay.
00:39:41.780 They're gone.
00:39:43.380 I don't know.
00:39:44.560 That was by the skin of our teeth there.
00:39:47.240 If they make it to 25 years, I'm going to be a tad surprised.
00:39:51.200 I didn't even, I forgot to ask what restaurant he was going to make reservations to.
00:39:56.040 Oh, yeah.
00:39:57.440 So, anyway, we're going to try a couple more.
00:40:00.860 And we have news of the day as well.
00:40:03.480 It's Valentine's Day.
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00:41:55.960 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
00:41:58.080 All right.
00:41:58.320 So, there's some important polls that are out today.
00:42:00.720 Also, Omar, Congress and Omar has got to be censured.
00:42:07.720 What happened yesterday on Capitol Hill was just horrendous.
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00:42:15.500 But is this the way we're going to behave now?
00:42:19.420 Is this it?
00:42:20.640 Are we now going to be able to just hate America, claim all kinds of stuff about America and just go on and pretend it didn't happen?
00:42:31.020 We'll start with that and our couple of the year in one minute.
00:42:38.540 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
00:42:40.820 Actually, it's Valentine's Day, so we have to start with our couple of the year contest, which we've been talking about for a year, and we'll get to that in a minute.
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00:44:01.980 I don't know what you're talking about.
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00:44:09.140 What I was talking about was that you, you know, you forgot your Valentine's Day.
00:44:11.960 I did not.
00:44:13.060 I did not.
00:44:14.140 So, you have reservations tonight, then?
00:44:17.380 Of course I do.
00:44:19.440 And we're going to enjoy it.
00:44:20.920 Okay, we need to get to her fast here, so let's get to him first.
00:44:24.980 We've got to go through the letter quickly.
00:44:25.920 Okay, let's go through the letter.
00:44:27.120 We have Jonathan, right?
00:44:29.600 Jonathan?
00:44:30.960 Yes.
00:44:31.420 Okay, is Jillian on the line?
00:44:33.820 We don't want to put her on yet.
00:44:35.000 Yeah, she is.
00:44:35.920 Yeah, she is.
00:44:37.600 It's Jalan.
00:44:38.400 You've got to get that right.
00:44:39.100 Oh, Jalan.
00:44:39.500 Jalan.
00:44:39.780 Jalan, okay.
00:44:42.240 And, Jonathan, let's just go through this letter, because I don't understand some of the things you wrote in here.
00:44:47.780 It's just kind of like a form letter where you just fill in the blanks.
00:44:50.620 Jalan, Jalan, personality.
00:44:52.780 The first time we worked at Pizza Hut, you knew it was true love?
00:44:57.180 I did.
00:44:58.160 It's kind of funny.
00:44:59.000 We were back in the back.
00:45:00.160 Don't need to hear the story.
00:45:01.320 Don't need to hear the story.
00:45:02.440 Just trying to help you out.
00:45:03.840 This is all science.
00:45:04.420 This is science.
00:45:05.140 So, you both worked at Pizza Hut?
00:45:07.580 We did.
00:45:08.160 We both worked at Pizza Hut.
00:45:09.160 Okay, that's too much.
00:45:10.620 It's too much.
00:45:11.200 I don't need to know the story.
00:45:12.460 Then you went to the Dominican Republic on a vacation?
00:45:16.580 Okay.
00:45:17.060 We did.
00:45:17.600 Okay, and I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she, and what is written here, is vocabulary.
00:45:24.320 What the hell does that mean?
00:45:25.580 Her expanded vocabulary.
00:45:26.900 Her expanded.
00:45:27.500 She's always crushing my vocab.
00:45:30.420 Uses her.
00:45:31.740 Yeah, uses her.
00:45:33.180 Expanded.
00:45:34.300 Okay.
00:45:36.100 What's her hair color?
00:45:37.100 The hair color she'll claim?
00:45:39.180 Brown.
00:45:40.020 Brown?
00:45:40.500 You live in Ellis County.
00:45:43.980 You work at the Department of Defense.
00:45:46.800 That is correct.
00:45:47.620 Wow.
00:45:47.880 Wow.
00:45:48.240 This is what our country depends on.
00:45:51.580 He was busy working on stuff.
00:45:53.600 Okay.
00:45:54.060 By the way, guys, I'm stalling a meeting just for this right now.
00:45:57.160 Okay.
00:45:57.380 Perfect.
00:45:57.880 So, missiles are flying in.
00:45:59.140 We're not shooting them down because of this phone call.
00:46:01.000 Monday through Friday, 40 hours a week.
00:46:05.560 Jill on.
00:46:06.220 Okay.
00:46:06.340 Where's the restaurant?
00:46:06.880 Restaurant.
00:46:07.360 Yeah, restaurant.
00:46:08.020 What restaurant do you want to take her to?
00:46:09.160 Uh, not Pizza Hut anymore.
00:46:12.140 Um, the, the, the Colombian is a nice restaurant.
00:46:14.820 The Colombian.
00:46:15.280 The Colombian.
00:46:16.480 Okay.
00:46:16.740 You know, we're not paying for it.
00:46:18.920 Oh, you're not?
00:46:19.860 No.
00:46:20.700 Yeah.
00:46:21.100 And we're not.
00:46:21.660 You're getting nothing from us except we're buying you a few extra days.
00:46:25.120 Okay.
00:46:25.500 I'm on a DOD salary though.
00:46:26.780 Come on.
00:46:27.600 Yeah.
00:46:27.920 That's not the way this works, sir.
00:46:29.160 You shouldn't have gone into, into the, uh, the public, uh, sector.
00:46:33.120 You go, you go to private sector to make money.
00:46:34.980 Um, so Colombian, uh, uh, uh, Colombian restaurant.
00:46:38.980 What day do you want to go?
00:46:41.060 Uh, uh, uh, uh, next Friday.
00:46:43.180 Okay.
00:46:43.380 Next Friday.
00:46:44.780 Okay.
00:46:45.260 You have to make the reservations.
00:46:46.880 All right.
00:46:47.520 Have you ever missed a Valentine's day or birthday or anniversary?
00:46:52.040 Um, not an anniversary because it's on Valentine's day.
00:46:56.060 Oh my gosh.
00:46:57.080 You forgot your anniversary and Valentine's day today.
00:46:59.600 Oh, I know.
00:47:01.580 It's pretty bad.
00:47:02.160 Oh my.
00:47:02.440 You get a full 10 seconds.
00:47:03.660 You better be killing ISIS members by yourself.
00:47:05.300 Yes.
00:47:05.760 You, you get a full 10 seconds.
00:47:07.520 That's as high as we go.
00:47:08.320 Yeah.
00:47:08.740 So now here's the thing.
00:47:10.120 Uh, you have to say, I'm going to say to you the very end.
00:47:13.400 So, uh, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jill on, uh, before we, before we
00:47:17.640 part and you say, yes, I do Jill on, you have to count to full 10 seconds.
00:47:23.280 No matter what she says, are you there?
00:47:25.960 Hello, anything you wait 10 seconds.
00:47:28.920 And then you say, I love you.
00:47:31.660 All right.
00:47:32.720 Let's practice one time.
00:47:33.600 One time.
00:47:34.540 So, uh, uh, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jill on before we hang up?
00:47:40.920 You don't wait there.
00:47:42.080 You don't wait there.
00:47:42.820 You say yes.
00:47:44.300 Jill on.
00:47:44.840 Yes.
00:47:45.320 Then you count.
00:47:46.100 Okay.
00:47:46.300 Okay.
00:47:46.480 So is there anything you want to say?
00:47:48.300 Yes.
00:47:50.200 The name you got to say her name first.
00:47:52.240 It's the separation between the name and the, I love you.
00:47:55.360 That makes it so powerful.
00:47:56.680 We're screwed.
00:47:56.980 And our defense is screwed.
00:47:58.000 Okay.
00:47:59.600 Okay.
00:48:00.000 So you say yes, Glenn.
00:48:01.580 Jill on.
00:48:02.280 Then you count.
00:48:04.000 I love you.
00:48:04.920 Got it.
00:48:05.480 Yes.
00:48:05.680 When Jill on.
00:48:06.660 Then I count the 10 seconds.
00:48:07.720 Yep.
00:48:07.920 Yes.
00:48:08.380 Then you say, I love you.
00:48:10.240 Got it.
00:48:11.080 Okay.
00:48:11.620 This is dicey.
00:48:12.960 Wow.
00:48:13.120 This is dicey.
00:48:13.800 Please don't equip the drones with just the auto kill.
00:48:18.180 All right.
00:48:19.020 Here we go.
00:48:19.920 We can put her on.
00:48:21.440 Let's go ahead and put this full screen back behind me.
00:48:25.360 And now it's the contest a year in the making.
00:48:29.880 It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.
00:48:35.020 The essays have been written.
00:48:36.380 The heartfelt words have been read.
00:48:38.300 And the winner has been selected.
00:48:40.340 So now to introduce the country's most passionate pair.
00:48:44.000 Here's the love God himself, Glenn Beck.
00:48:47.500 Wow.
00:48:47.840 We have gone all out this year.
00:48:49.960 And you know this lasts the entire year.
00:48:52.860 However, just trying to find the most romantic couple and the couple that America feels is an example to all of us.
00:49:02.900 And we've brought in Dick Dickerson, who is a doctor, family therapist.
00:49:11.060 Dr. Dickerson.
00:49:11.820 Yes.
00:49:12.000 Thank you.
00:49:12.580 Worked hard for the title.
00:49:13.680 And I do appreciate you.
00:49:15.280 Sure.
00:49:15.960 And you've been going over this and using all kinds of research and analysis and your years of study of couples.
00:49:22.460 As a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love studies, I have met with over 14,000 couples.
00:49:27.920 And I have never seen anything like this.
00:49:30.960 Okay.
00:49:31.380 And what was it about this couple as you...
00:49:34.380 Just the unique and distinct ways that he spoke about.
00:49:38.220 These were not generalities.
00:49:39.380 He really knew real specifics about this relationship.
00:49:42.780 And it was really...
00:49:43.920 It was touching.
00:49:45.940 Okay.
00:49:46.680 So do we have Jonathan on the phone?
00:49:48.860 Hello, Jonathan.
00:49:50.100 Yes, I'm here.
00:49:51.400 Congratulations.
00:49:51.960 Congratulations on winning.
00:49:54.320 Now, does Jillan know anything about what's been going on?
00:50:00.020 No, she doesn't.
00:50:01.500 Okay.
00:50:01.940 And I understand today's not just Valentine's Day.
00:50:05.340 Today is a special day for you.
00:50:08.120 That is right.
00:50:09.140 It's our anniversary.
00:50:10.380 How many years?
00:50:11.500 How many years?
00:50:12.420 16.
00:50:13.220 16 years.
00:50:14.380 Unbelievable.
00:50:15.260 Jillan.
00:50:16.480 Yes.
00:50:17.100 Are you there?
00:50:18.420 I am.
00:50:19.360 Welcome.
00:50:20.420 You probably are taken aback.
00:50:22.420 Did Jonathan let on during the year at all that he was doing this?
00:50:27.980 No, not at all.
00:50:30.660 Wow.
00:50:31.020 I never answer the phone, so...
00:50:33.960 You never answer the phone?
00:50:35.860 Not if it's like an 866 number.
00:50:38.740 Yeah.
00:50:39.280 It's kind of work.
00:50:40.140 Yeah.
00:50:40.580 Okay.
00:50:41.040 Well, I'm glad that we got you on the phone because...
00:50:44.820 And Dr. Dickerson, this is the letter.
00:50:47.680 May I read it?
00:50:48.220 This is the letter, yeah.
00:50:48.840 And I think you should read it, yeah.
00:50:50.280 Yeah.
00:50:50.540 I hope you don't mind, Jonathan, that I share with the audience this, but I want to read
00:50:54.440 this to Jillan.
00:50:56.240 Dear Mr. Beck, I have never entered a contest like this before.
00:51:00.420 Is that true, Jonathan?
00:51:01.360 You're not...
00:51:02.260 This is the first time, huh?
00:51:04.000 That's God's honest truth.
00:51:05.040 What was it about this contest that you said, you know what?
00:51:08.060 I'm going to do it.
00:51:10.060 I'm just such a huge fan of yours, so I had to participate.
00:51:13.760 That's great.
00:51:14.140 Okay, so I've never entered a contest like this before.
00:51:16.980 However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Jillan.
00:51:20.940 I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Jillan truly is.
00:51:26.640 Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her personality, but as time went by, it
00:51:32.760 turned into so much more.
00:51:35.020 Now, that's unusual, Doctor, because usually people say I was attracted to her body, and
00:51:39.420 then it turns into more.
00:51:40.480 Right.
00:51:40.960 No, this is...
00:51:41.540 The personality was first here, and we've done many studies with the AMA and the ADA,
00:51:47.220 and we found an incredible amount of the physical attraction coming first, but this is sort
00:51:53.680 of the reverse.
00:51:54.040 This is nice.
00:51:54.460 Yeah, very nice.
00:51:54.900 I thought it was one of the interesting parts of this.
00:51:55.680 I guess I knew it was true love the first time we worked at Pizza Hut.
00:51:59.840 Did you guys work at Pizza Hut together?
00:52:05.480 Yes.
00:52:06.120 She remembers that specific thing.
00:52:07.800 Yeah.
00:52:07.940 That's one of the...
00:52:08.480 That's great.
00:52:09.420 What was it about, Jillan, what was it about working together at Pizza Hut that was...
00:52:17.700 For me, is that what you're asking?
00:52:19.840 Yeah.
00:52:20.140 I mean, it's his letter, but I didn't know if you remembered it as fondly as he did.
00:52:25.300 I do.
00:52:26.260 It is so funny because I was working there a good five months, and I was closing up.
00:52:32.400 It was the first time without Jonathan working.
00:52:34.900 Yeah.
00:52:35.080 And I have left, like, all of this stuff to do, and the other kitchen people, they were
00:52:40.660 like, what are you doing?
00:52:41.580 And I was like, it's not my job.
00:52:43.140 And they said, no, it's just Jonathan does it for you.
00:52:47.900 Wow.
00:52:48.620 You know what?
00:52:49.220 Can I tell you?
00:52:49.920 I'm going to tell you the God's honest truth here, Jillan.
00:52:53.040 I asked him before we went on to tell me that story because I didn't understand it.
00:52:57.180 He told it exactly the same way.
00:52:59.220 Yeah, exactly the same way.
00:53:00.080 With the same spirit behind it.
00:53:01.840 It was really...
00:53:02.920 It's amazing to hear a couple so in sync.
00:53:05.360 And that trip to the Dominican.
00:53:08.740 Wow.
00:53:09.360 What a perfect time that was.
00:53:11.320 Yes, it was...
00:53:14.820 I think it was well-deserved for both of us.
00:53:18.340 You know, you started out, you were so young.
00:53:20.920 And I was reflecting on this this morning, just about how you do not even know, or you
00:53:27.700 can't even conceptualize what marriage is at that age.
00:53:33.660 Wow.
00:53:34.840 But just something keeps you going, and you just keep going forward.
00:53:38.500 It doesn't mean that it's easy.
00:53:41.180 So there's times where you need to take a break, and you need to just celebrate each
00:53:45.560 other and kind of say, you know, I'm sorry.
00:53:49.200 I'm learning on you and with you, and there's things that you can hurt each other with, but
00:53:54.640 it doesn't mean that you just give up and walk away.
00:53:56.680 Wow.
00:53:57.300 Jonathan, in talking to Jillan, this particular couple of the year, this year, has taken on
00:54:06.800 a new and deeper meaning, hearing her talk about you.
00:54:11.340 And it's kind of hard to go on, but I'm going to.
00:54:15.860 He says, I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she uses her vocabulary.
00:54:23.740 Uses her vocabulary unlike any other brown-haired woman in Ellis County.
00:54:29.820 The whole county.
00:54:33.200 Yeah.
00:54:34.060 He says, I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.
00:54:38.800 And I have to get back to work at the Department of Defense, where I'm a supervisor.
00:54:44.880 Monday through Friday, I work 40 hours a week.
00:54:47.560 Supervisor.
00:54:48.360 Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex, and I think that's why I should
00:54:53.000 be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.
00:54:56.580 I just love Jillan.
00:54:59.320 Yeah.
00:55:00.480 That is.
00:55:01.600 That's powerful.
00:55:02.180 I see what you see in that, Doctor.
00:55:04.160 It's beautiful.
00:55:06.160 Okay, so here's the thing, and I'm going to have to take the blame on this one.
00:55:09.720 I happen to be in Washington for the State of the Union and everything else, and I dropped
00:55:14.800 the ball, and we were supposed to take you to one of your favorite restaurants tonight,
00:55:19.400 the Columbian, I guess?
00:55:21.240 Oh, my goodness, yes.
00:55:22.540 Yes, but I have been out of town, and I dropped the ball on this, and I am so sorry about that.
00:55:27.900 So we have...
00:55:28.900 You shouldn't take all the responsibility for that.
00:55:30.420 A lot of that was the charity work you were doing, and it was admirable.
00:55:33.200 It doesn't matter.
00:55:34.440 So anyway, so we've set up something for you next Friday, if that's okay, at the Columbian.
00:55:40.100 So would you mind, please forgive me, do you mind not celebrating your anniversary and
00:55:46.020 Valentine's Day until next week?
00:55:49.340 Can we do it twice?
00:55:50.920 Is that okay, too?
00:55:52.820 Well...
00:55:53.300 Can you get what?
00:55:54.520 Can we just do it twice?
00:55:55.960 Well, as a doctor, I would not recommend that.
00:55:58.460 No, I think you should wait.
00:55:59.580 Well, I think Jonathan, the way she spoke about Pizza Hut, and it is their anniversary...
00:56:06.940 That would be great.
00:56:07.740 I think, you know, maybe it wouldn't be...
00:56:09.320 Tonight you celebrate at Pizza Hut, and next week you do the Columbian.
00:56:12.240 There you go.
00:56:12.800 That's a great idea.
00:56:14.360 Guys, congratulations.
00:56:15.920 Jonathan, is there anything that you want to say to Jalan?
00:56:20.040 Yes, Glenn.
00:56:22.200 Jalan, I love you.
00:56:25.960 Oh, hang on.
00:56:28.720 There's a...
00:56:29.720 Thank you.
00:56:32.040 Do you want to...
00:56:32.740 Is there anything else you wanted to say to Jalan?
00:56:34.800 I don't know if that...
00:56:36.020 I don't know if I heard that.
00:56:36.920 You cut out there, actually, there, and I know...
00:56:39.580 I didn't hear it.
00:56:39.980 You cut out for about 10 seconds.
00:56:41.820 So, do you want to try that one more time?
00:56:46.120 Yeah, yes, yes, sure.
00:56:48.300 Jalan, I just...
00:56:49.200 I know, you know, I'm beyond difficult, and I know you...
00:56:51.700 No, no, no.
00:56:52.940 You're cutting out again.
00:56:54.160 No, yeah.
00:56:54.640 I know you...
00:56:55.120 I think you may have said, I love you.
00:56:56.500 We kind of lost a little bit of that, but I mean, we lost about 10 seconds of that.
00:57:01.020 If you could just restate what you were saying earlier, we don't want to lose that full 10 seconds.
00:57:07.680 So, is there anything you want to say to Jalan?
00:57:12.720 Just that I love you.
00:57:14.480 I don't know how I could be...
00:57:15.920 I don't know how I could be more clear.
00:57:20.240 Okay.
00:57:21.240 It's a wildfire.
00:57:22.980 It's a wildfire.
00:57:24.620 We're having issues with the phone?
00:57:27.020 Is that...
00:57:27.660 Yeah.
00:57:27.940 Can we ask you guys to hold on for just a second?
00:57:30.520 Hold on.
00:57:31.060 If you could pick up Jalan, and we could talk maybe to Jonathan here.
00:57:35.360 Yeah, just because we...
00:57:36.420 Just Jonathan.
00:57:36.880 Yeah, we're having a problem with the connection.
00:57:38.420 Hang on just a second.
00:57:39.440 In fact, Doctor, can you...
00:57:42.680 I'm going to just do a real quick commercial for a minute, and then we'll come back.
00:57:47.620 Gee, no time to counsel for me.
00:57:51.640 Let me just say, it's their anniversary.
00:57:54.320 I like them, but oh my gosh.
00:57:57.900 Oh my gosh.
00:57:58.840 And our rule is...
00:58:00.080 How is someone at the Department of Defense not follow instructions?
00:58:03.300 I don't know.
00:58:05.040 And our rule is, if you break that one, we expose.
00:58:08.560 I'll give them one more shot.
00:58:09.620 That's it.
00:58:10.320 All right.
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00:59:11.760 10-second station ID.
00:59:21.400 Did you notice that 10-second station ID break there?
00:59:25.220 Yeah, 10 seconds.
00:59:27.580 So, Jonathan, now she is in isolation.
00:59:30.940 She can't hear.
00:59:31.420 She can't get rid of the couple of the year because this could go...
00:59:33.460 I like the Titanic sinking behind me because this is...
00:59:36.860 Oh, there's the crash of Wall Street and there's the Titanic.
00:59:39.740 Are you not listening to us, Jonathan?
00:59:41.480 Jonathan, this is science we're talking about here.
00:59:43.260 I feel like your instructions aren't clear.
00:59:45.920 So you just want me to pause for a second?
00:59:47.220 I want you to say...
00:59:47.800 Here's what I want you to do.
00:59:49.200 Say, Jalan, pause 10 seconds.
00:59:52.600 I love you.
00:59:53.600 That is your only job here.
00:59:54.860 And if you screw it up one more time, we're telling her...
00:59:57.720 We're telling her that you forgot the anniversary and Valentine's Day.
01:00:01.760 Yes.
01:00:02.380 Okay.
01:00:02.720 Now, listen.
01:00:03.940 You count slowly.
01:00:05.320 And I'm concentrating.
01:00:06.340 You count slowly.
01:00:07.920 So what are the three aspects of this?
01:00:09.380 First is...
01:00:11.020 Jalan.
01:00:11.900 Then there's what?
01:00:13.640 10 seconds.
01:00:14.320 Then you say...
01:00:15.840 I love you.
01:00:16.420 Okay.
01:00:16.920 Now, you don't count 10 seconds like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:00:21.200 These are long.
01:00:22.780 1, 2.
01:00:24.380 If you don't know, 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000.
01:00:28.800 Because I want to be very clear, do not count out loud.
01:00:33.500 People have done that.
01:00:34.560 All right.
01:00:34.680 I got this.
01:00:35.240 All right.
01:00:35.580 You got it.
01:00:36.100 Good job.
01:00:36.360 This is it.
01:00:37.060 All right.
01:00:37.360 You blow it.
01:00:38.220 We blow it.
01:00:39.120 Okay.
01:00:39.840 All right.
01:00:40.320 Here we go.
01:00:40.700 So I'm sorry.
01:00:42.200 We had some problems with the phones.
01:00:45.480 Jalan, are you there?
01:00:46.720 Can you hear us?
01:00:48.260 I can hear you.
01:00:49.280 Okay.
01:00:49.560 Can you hear Jonathan?
01:00:50.600 Because we couldn't hear Jonathan.
01:00:52.980 I was actually able to hear him.
01:00:55.840 Clearly?
01:00:56.500 The whole time?
01:00:57.360 Wow.
01:00:57.640 Okay.
01:00:57.820 Well, we didn't.
01:00:58.420 And we just want to make sure that we have this for the couple of the year.
01:01:02.660 So I'm sorry.
01:01:03.840 Jonathan, you had something to say to Jalan?
01:01:07.680 Yes, Jalan.
01:01:08.240 Jalan.
01:01:08.380 Jalan.
01:01:08.440 I love you.
01:01:19.760 He went the extra mile on that.
01:01:22.240 That is, I'm so glad we caught that.
01:01:24.740 Hey, guys, enjoy Pizza Hut tonight and Columbia next week.
01:01:31.080 Columbia, yes.
01:01:31.800 Thank you for my...
01:01:32.900 You're welcome.
01:01:33.920 You're welcome.
01:01:34.340 Many, many more.
01:01:35.860 Jonathan, beautiful letter.
01:01:37.320 And thank you for sharing, Jalan, with us today.
01:01:40.180 ...moving once and for all that true love really does exist.
01:01:44.660 You've been listening to Glenn Beck as he honors amore.
01:01:49.140 And the incredibly rare, loving men who go that extra mile to bring their soulmate the affection and attention they so richly deserve.
01:01:59.420 Men who care enough to show their true feelings.
01:02:03.160 Men who always...
01:02:05.160 Um, are they gone here?
01:02:07.180 They're off.
01:02:08.140 Yeah, they're off.
01:02:09.100 Okay.
01:02:10.380 Whew.
01:02:11.740 Wow, that was a tough one.
01:02:13.120 He almost blew that.
01:02:14.400 He almost blew that.
01:02:15.500 We should have blown it for him.
01:02:17.180 We probably should have.
01:02:17.960 It's the anniversary.
01:02:19.400 And did you hear how she said about the Dominican?
01:02:23.260 Oh, my gosh.
01:02:23.820 Oh, my gosh.
01:02:24.660 She's a treasure.
01:02:26.580 Oh, yeah.
01:02:27.280 She's awesome.
01:02:28.180 And you forget Valentine's Day.
01:02:30.080 We're not at war, dude.
01:02:31.380 Well, we are actually at war.
01:02:32.740 But we're not really at war.
01:02:34.760 Well, we actually are really at war.
01:02:36.300 It's not a declared war.
01:02:38.400 Okay?
01:02:39.480 It's a bit of a technicality, but yes.
01:02:40.620 It's not a declared war.
01:02:41.900 Man, forget your anniversary and Valentine's Day.
01:02:47.140 Think about that next time you're comfortable in your home.
01:02:49.580 The Department of Defense has people like that.
01:02:53.780 No, he's awesome.
01:02:54.720 It was really fun.
01:02:55.580 I really thought he was going to blow it, though.
01:02:57.180 I did, too.
01:02:57.700 I mean, that was...
01:02:58.760 And she's great.
01:02:59.780 She's great.
01:03:00.380 She's great.
01:03:01.460 He better take her out to the nicest dinner of all time.
01:03:03.800 Jonathan, you owe her big time.
01:03:07.700 Big time.
01:03:08.200 And enjoy the breadsticks tonight.
01:03:11.900 You are so lucky that you have a pizza hut in your past, because it's the only place
01:03:18.940 you're going to be able to get into tonight.
01:03:20.600 And don't you dare order and have it delivered to the house.
01:03:26.320 You're listening to Glenn Beck.
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01:05:00.740 This is the Glenn Beck program.
01:05:08.380 It is Valentine's Day.
01:05:09.520 And seeing Valentine's through and helping you, our beloved audience, helping you get out of a sticky mess.
01:05:20.400 And this is not a contest for dirtbags who continually forget everything.
01:05:25.420 This is a contest for people who just had the worst luck or whatever.
01:05:30.860 And we're buying you a few extra days.
01:05:33.780 You still have to do everything.
01:05:35.440 But we're taking the blame for you and taking the heat off of you.
01:05:40.460 Now, we have the first ever woman who is asking for our help.
01:05:49.160 Nancy.
01:05:51.120 Hi, Glenn.
01:05:54.200 You forgot Valentine's Day?
01:05:57.980 I did not forget.
01:05:59.280 We had made an agreement because we're closing on a house today.
01:06:04.300 And we had made an agreement not to buy each other anything.
01:06:07.440 And he came in yesterday with a package.
01:06:10.400 Oh, no.
01:06:11.260 And it was How I Love Thee.
01:06:13.560 And it was personalized to me, a book for every day of the year.
01:06:17.760 Oh, my gosh.
01:06:19.240 I was listening to this while I was working.
01:06:20.940 So I was like, I...
01:06:22.560 I can't believe...
01:06:24.120 This is the exact reversal.
01:06:26.140 And I said all week, do you listen every day?
01:06:29.760 I do.
01:06:30.340 Okay.
01:06:30.740 Remember what I said?
01:06:32.480 She's going to say, don't get me anything.
01:06:35.100 And what did I say?
01:06:36.320 It's a trap.
01:06:38.100 Don't do that.
01:06:39.180 It's a trap.
01:06:40.900 It's always a trap.
01:06:42.480 Okay.
01:06:43.040 Nancy.
01:06:43.660 We need to find out.
01:06:44.460 Your husband's name is Daryl?
01:06:46.400 Yes.
01:06:47.080 Okay.
01:06:47.440 You were...
01:06:48.440 Well, I'm going to leave that one for on the air when we'll go there.
01:06:51.880 The true love.
01:06:53.040 First time we kissed.
01:06:54.180 That trip to Greece.
01:06:55.900 It's a distinctive way his heart.
01:07:01.020 It's a distinctive way his heart.
01:07:02.840 What does that mean?
01:07:04.420 I said that he had so much compassion.
01:07:07.100 He has a big heart.
01:07:08.200 Okay.
01:07:08.860 Okay.
01:07:10.120 What's his hair color?
01:07:12.420 It is salt and pepper.
01:07:14.020 Salt and pepper.
01:07:16.240 And the county you live in?
01:07:19.560 Forsyth.
01:07:20.240 Forsyth.
01:07:20.640 We're in North Carolina.
01:07:22.260 North Carolina.
01:07:23.960 Where you nurse for United Health?
01:07:27.320 Yes.
01:07:27.880 Monday through Friday, 40 hours a week.
01:07:29.720 And love, Daryl.
01:07:30.460 Okay.
01:07:30.820 So now, Nancy.
01:07:33.140 Because you were caught by the trap, we're just going to get you.
01:07:37.060 We're just going to...
01:07:37.600 What do you think, Doc?
01:07:38.440 I think it's on the shorter side here.
01:07:39.660 Five seconds.
01:07:40.460 Okay.
01:07:40.800 Don't you think?
01:07:41.360 Mm-hmm.
01:07:41.980 So when I say, is there anything you want to say to Daryl?
01:07:46.060 You say, yes, Glenn, Daryl.
01:07:49.200 And then you count to five seconds.
01:07:51.340 If you blow it, we tell Daryl it's a sham.
01:07:55.520 Mm-hmm.
01:07:56.080 Okay.
01:07:56.540 Okay.
01:07:56.820 So there's three elements to this.
01:07:58.180 Can I call him Daryl?
01:07:58.780 Can I call him honey?
01:08:00.120 Yeah, you can call him honey.
01:08:01.260 So it's honey, wait five seconds, then I love you.
01:08:04.880 Those three elements all must be there or we blow it for you.
01:08:07.600 And it's five, one, 1,000, two, 1,000, three, 1,000.
01:08:11.540 Got it?
01:08:11.880 Want to practice one time here?
01:08:12.800 Yeah, I heard the last guy.
01:08:13.980 Yeah, yeah.
01:08:14.760 That was an abomination.
01:08:16.760 We were on the edge of the cliff.
01:08:18.360 Yes.
01:08:18.640 We were like free solo, about to fall off.
01:08:20.480 Yeah.
01:08:20.680 Behind us, if you happen to watch us on Blaze, on the app, you saw the Titanic, and I think
01:08:26.220 there was a forest fire and a Wall Street panic.
01:08:29.060 Right, I saw that.
01:08:29.560 Yeah, okay.
01:08:30.620 All right.
01:08:31.340 So, Nancy, where are you taking him for dinner?
01:08:36.780 Bucketown.
01:08:37.640 Bucketown.
01:08:39.840 Where is it?
01:08:41.540 It's Paka Chow.
01:08:42.940 Paka Chow.
01:08:44.480 Uh-huh.
01:08:45.120 H-A-K-A-A-C-H-O-W.
01:08:49.020 Paka Chow.
01:08:49.880 Paka Chow.
01:08:50.600 Is that a Elizabeth Warren restaurant?
01:08:54.240 No.
01:08:54.860 No.
01:08:55.760 Hers was Pow Wow Chow.
01:08:56.760 Pow Wow Chow.
01:08:57.520 That's right.
01:08:58.040 This is Paka Chow.
01:08:58.920 Paka Chow.
01:08:59.400 I was Paka Chow.
01:09:00.140 Paka Chow?
01:09:00.940 Yeah.
01:09:01.240 H.
01:09:01.700 Paka Chow.
01:09:02.360 Paka Chow.
01:09:03.380 All right.
01:09:03.820 All right.
01:09:05.100 Let's get Daryl on the phone, and we will pull your bacon out of the fire, because we
01:09:12.400 love you, and we appreciate you.
01:09:14.080 I mean, I got to say, part of the fault here is Daryl.
01:09:17.140 Hang on.
01:09:18.500 Hang on.
01:09:19.000 Hang on just a second.
01:09:19.620 Here we go.
01:09:20.040 And now, it's the contest a year in the making.
01:09:26.820 It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.
01:09:31.540 The essays have been written, the heartfelt words have been read, and the winner has been
01:09:35.940 selected.
01:09:36.800 So now, to introduce the country's most passionate pair, here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.
01:09:43.960 Well, I will tell you this.
01:09:45.280 I may be a love god, but I am no doctor.
01:09:47.540 That's why we have brought Dr. Mick Mickelson in, who is a therapist?
01:09:55.840 A therapist, counselor, a physician, and doctor of love studies.
01:10:00.280 As a doctor of love studies, I've met with over 19,341 couples, and I've never seen anything
01:10:06.880 like this.
01:10:07.680 That's great.
01:10:08.680 Now, doctor, this is, for anybody who's listening, you know this is a year in the making.
01:10:12.640 We spent all year looking for and asking people.
01:10:15.740 We get thousands of letters that come in.
01:10:19.580 And what was it about this couple that?
01:10:22.980 I would say, you know, a lot of people generalize when they talk about love and their loved ones.
01:10:29.140 But there are so many specific memories here.
01:10:32.220 And that's what really put me over the edge on this particular letter.
01:10:35.080 So many memories.
01:10:36.080 There's so much color put into this, and a lot of time as well.
01:10:39.820 It was really remarkable.
01:10:41.160 Okay, so Nancy, you're on the phone.
01:10:44.280 Are you there?
01:10:45.760 Yeah.
01:10:46.400 Hi, Nancy.
01:10:47.120 How are you?
01:10:48.300 I'm doing well.
01:10:49.580 Good, good.
01:10:50.840 So does Daryl have any idea of what you've been working on?
01:10:56.080 Yes, because we're on our way to go close on a house.
01:10:58.580 So you've already told him that he won?
01:11:03.480 No.
01:11:03.980 No, no.
01:11:04.920 So he doesn't.
01:11:05.460 We're talking about working on it as far as you entering this contest, and he was not aware of that.
01:11:10.100 No, he does not know I entered the contest.
01:11:11.540 Okay, okay, okay.
01:11:12.640 So let's get Daryl on the phone.
01:11:15.500 Daryl.
01:11:15.940 I'm here.
01:11:16.660 Daryl, are you there?
01:11:17.460 I'm here.
01:11:17.880 Hi, how are you?
01:11:19.660 Doing fine.
01:11:20.540 Happy Valentine's Day.
01:11:22.520 Thank you.
01:11:23.320 Yeah.
01:11:23.680 Happy Valentine's Day to you.
01:11:25.180 Yeah.
01:11:25.580 And it sounds like it's a special day for you.
01:11:29.320 Already, I can hear it in your voice.
01:11:30.900 Yeah.
01:11:31.520 And you're going to close on a house today.
01:11:34.360 Yes, we are.
01:11:35.060 Yeah.
01:11:35.340 Did you have any idea that Nancy was working on something special for you today?
01:11:41.160 She had mentioned it.
01:11:42.760 She had mentioned it.
01:11:43.740 Something special.
01:11:44.520 Yeah.
01:11:44.700 But she was not specific about what it was.
01:11:46.640 Yeah, that's great.
01:11:47.700 Okay.
01:11:48.240 Well, we're here to tell you, you've won our couple of the year contest, which is, you know,
01:11:55.580 been imitated by many, many shows, but it doesn't have the prestige of this particular
01:12:02.800 couple of the year.
01:12:04.340 And I want it.
01:12:04.880 May I read, Doctor, this is the letter?
01:12:07.160 Yeah, this is the letter here.
01:12:07.980 And may I read it to Daryl?
01:12:09.660 I think that would be great.
01:12:10.400 Okay.
01:12:10.700 So, Daryl, this is what Nancy wrote in, and this is what's made you guys the couple of
01:12:14.580 the year.
01:12:15.400 Dear Mr. Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.
01:12:18.980 However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful husband, Daryl.
01:12:22.960 I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Daryl truly is.
01:12:28.000 Honestly, oh, I see what you see in this.
01:12:30.840 This is pretty honest.
01:12:31.740 Yeah, it's really honest.
01:12:32.860 Honestly, I think I was just attracted to his lips.
01:12:37.220 Hmm.
01:12:37.920 Do you have special lips, Daryl?
01:12:41.140 No, I don't think so.
01:12:42.620 Did you know that?
01:12:44.180 No, I did not.
01:12:45.460 Yeah.
01:12:45.620 Wow.
01:12:46.440 That's great.
01:12:47.440 Nancy.
01:12:47.920 She's baring her soul.
01:12:49.240 Nancy, dreamy lips.
01:12:53.060 You all hung up on her.
01:12:55.120 We hung up on her.
01:12:55.900 We got to get her back.
01:12:57.060 Oh, let's get her back.
01:12:57.920 Okay, let's get her back.
01:12:59.520 Okay.
01:13:00.320 But as time went by, it turned into so much more.
01:13:05.780 I guess I knew it was true love the first time we kissed.
01:13:09.260 And that trip to Greece, and that trip to Greece, wow, what a perfect time that was.
01:13:18.700 What do you remember most about that trip to Greece, Daryl?
01:13:23.080 Oh, there were so many different things that we saw.
01:13:26.220 The Parthenon, Olympia.
01:13:28.940 Yeah.
01:13:29.400 That's exactly what she mentioned as well.
01:13:33.580 Yeah.
01:13:34.440 Really.
01:13:35.060 It's amazing.
01:13:36.020 You guys are really connected, really.
01:13:38.460 Two peas in a pod.
01:13:39.480 I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way he uses his heart.
01:13:46.860 And in talking to, she's a nurse.
01:13:51.440 Yes.
01:13:52.280 Is that a medical?
01:13:53.500 Is that a medical?
01:13:54.400 You should say, Nancy, what do you mean by that exactly?
01:14:00.060 Nancy.
01:14:00.540 What do I mean by how he uses his heart?
01:14:02.440 Yeah.
01:14:02.860 Yeah.
01:14:03.080 Yeah.
01:14:03.600 He's just a really compassionate guy.
01:14:05.640 Really compassionate guy.
01:14:06.820 That's great.
01:14:07.500 That's great.
01:14:08.460 He uses his heart unlike any other salt and peppered haired man in Fourth Side County.
01:14:14.700 Oh, she says I could go on forever, but that would take away from all of my time with him.
01:14:20.660 And I have to get back to work at United Health, where I'm a nurse.
01:14:25.460 I work 40 hours a week, Monday through Friday.
01:14:28.080 Beside, everyone always tries to make love so complex.
01:14:32.380 And that's why I think we should be your Valentine's Couple of the Year, because for me, it's simple.
01:14:37.900 I just love Daryl.
01:14:40.500 Oh, my gosh.
01:14:42.260 That is nice, Daryl.
01:14:44.740 Yes, it is.
01:14:45.600 Yeah.
01:14:46.620 So your emotion is almost overwhelming, Daryl, as you hear this.
01:14:53.140 Yes.
01:14:54.460 Yes.
01:14:54.980 We're hearing it.
01:14:55.640 Yeah, you can hear it in his voice.
01:14:56.680 So here's the thing.
01:14:57.980 We're going to send you guys out.
01:14:59.200 Apparently, your favorite restaurant is Hakachau.
01:15:02.640 Yes, it is.
01:15:03.360 And so we're going to send we're going to send you out to Hakachau.
01:15:06.640 And I have to, you know, beg your forgiveness.
01:15:09.720 I was out of town, actually out of country on some.
01:15:16.360 But you could say you were saving children in Malaysia.
01:15:18.820 We were just.
01:15:19.360 No, it was not all that.
01:15:21.020 We were just building some wells.
01:15:22.460 And so I was I was out and I dropped the ball on making sure that you had a place to go tonight.
01:15:29.560 And I got back too late.
01:15:30.960 So anyway, do you mind not celebrating Valentine's Day today and go to Hakachau next week?
01:15:39.300 Oh, that'd be great.
01:15:40.140 That'd be great.
01:15:40.780 We got a lot of moving to do.
01:15:42.020 Oh, that's right.
01:15:42.860 That works out perfectly then.
01:15:44.160 Congratulations, Nancy.
01:15:46.180 Is there anything you want to say to Daryl here in front of the whole country?
01:15:50.760 Yes, Glenn.
01:15:53.180 Honey.
01:15:57.620 I love you.
01:15:59.160 Just beautiful.
01:16:00.140 Just beautifully done.
01:16:00.960 Just love.
01:16:01.680 Perfect.
01:16:01.880 Thank you very much.
01:16:03.060 Thank you.
01:16:03.880 Nancy and Daryl, thank you.
01:16:05.500 And good luck with your new house.
01:16:07.560 And may have many, many more happy Valentine's Days to celebrate.
01:16:12.420 Proving once and for all that true love really does exist.
01:16:15.620 And thank you, doctor.
01:16:16.240 You've been listening to Glenn Beck as he honors amore.
01:16:19.660 And the incredibly.
01:16:20.620 They're off.
01:16:21.980 So perfectly executed love there.
01:16:23.800 We've made it into a formula and it is successfully uniting people across this country.
01:16:30.620 I don't know why we advertise for flowers and stuff.
01:16:33.580 We should just, we should charge people for this.
01:16:37.460 This, we could charge a lot.
01:16:38.800 We could charge a lot for this.
01:16:40.200 Look, we just saved how many relations?
01:16:41.820 We've already saved three or four relationships today.
01:16:44.100 I have another idea.
01:16:46.020 What about doing like some sort of an assistant thing to where you can say you have an assistant?
01:16:55.400 Because see, a lot of people said to me, you know, Glenn, what do you mean?
01:17:00.100 You didn't have, you know, Valentine's Day dinner plans.
01:17:04.900 And that's what you have an assistant for.
01:17:07.780 I mean, a wife might have said that.
01:17:09.320 And I said, right, exactly right.
01:17:15.600 Oh, so you blamed the underling.
01:17:17.560 So a lot of people will say that's what you have an assistant for.
01:17:19.940 And I say that's no, no, no.
01:17:21.700 That's why you have them.
01:17:22.900 So you can blame them.
01:17:24.140 So what if we had a service where it was a bogus, it could be bogus anything.
01:17:30.760 For instance, you've got to go to some big, you know, convention and you just don't want to go.
01:17:36.080 We could have, you know, a doctor service where it's the doctor and he's just calling your boss and saying, look, I don't want to get into anything.
01:17:44.980 And it's not threatening and it's not going to affect his work at all.
01:17:48.800 He just can't go because of, I don't know, the malaria scare or whatever.
01:17:54.480 Some doctor-ish thing.
01:17:56.960 Well, and the key to this, too, is taking the blame.
01:18:00.320 So.
01:18:00.540 That's what I mean.
01:18:01.000 The assistant is saying.
01:18:02.940 It could be the assistant if it's for your home.
01:18:05.600 You know, you forgot the anniversary.
01:18:07.160 No, no, no.
01:18:07.600 I did.
01:18:08.340 I did.
01:18:09.080 He has.
01:18:09.940 He knew the entire time.
01:18:11.200 He's going to fire me.
01:18:12.460 Because it's, I don't know if people would believe that, you know, because I happen to know both of your assistants and neither one of them would ever forget a thing.
01:18:19.980 In fact, Michelle, who left, who is fantastic, she's left to start her own event planning company, which would indicate that she's very responsible.
01:18:27.400 I'm not saying how it happened.
01:18:29.200 I'm just saying one of them.
01:18:32.480 One of them dropped the ball.
01:18:35.100 And I don't know which one.
01:18:36.400 And I'm not going to put them in the same room and ask them at the same time.
01:18:40.240 I just, I don't think that's necessary.
01:18:41.700 Somebody did drop the ball.
01:18:42.940 I will give you that.
01:18:43.640 Well, let's move on.
01:18:44.760 Let's move on.
01:18:45.780 It's a day of love and healing and uniting.
01:18:49.320 And we'll, we have many more contestants, but we also have some news that we have to get to that is pretty important today.
01:18:58.220 Because it's, if it bottles up for 24 hours and me, I'll explode tomorrow.
01:19:03.500 And you don't want Glenn meat all over the studio, do you?
01:19:06.520 I can confidently say no to that as a doctor.
01:19:09.420 So if, don't pretend to be a doctor.
01:19:13.360 I am.
01:19:13.780 For those of us who have worked hard.
01:19:15.320 I have a doctor smock on right now.
01:19:17.040 Yeah, but that's not the same as having the actual sheepskin.
01:19:19.700 Okay.
01:19:20.480 And some of us have worked hard for our, for our, our, our, our title before our name.
01:19:26.060 I was approved by the AMA and the Dentist Association.
01:19:30.100 All five dentists?
01:19:32.220 No, we got three out of five dentists.
01:19:33.980 Three out of five.
01:19:34.400 To be fair, though, I had an ongoing dispute with one of them.
01:19:36.500 So I think it would have been four out of five dentists agree that I should be a doctor.
01:19:39.920 Well, but it's not.
01:19:41.320 So, you know, four out of five is good enough for Crest, not good enough for you.
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01:20:23.040 pain.
01:20:23.500 Might need some extra if Tanya finds out about what happened.
01:20:25.680 I don't think we need to continue to beat this dead horse.
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01:20:52.580 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
01:20:54.460 The Glenn Beck Program.
01:21:04.840 A couple of interesting polls have come out today.
01:21:07.480 Yeah, Medicare for All, really popular, as you know.
01:21:10.680 Yes.
01:21:11.020 And in fact, you know, a lot of polls were saying, like, people really like that.
01:21:13.800 They like Medicare for All.
01:21:14.800 They want it.
01:21:15.920 Now it's been out for a while, and people are starting to learn about what it is and what
01:21:19.780 it does, what it means for you and your health care, what it means for you and your taxes.
01:21:24.500 Mm-hmm.
01:21:25.260 So, Medicare for All, it's kind of falling, the support.
01:21:28.720 Okay.
01:21:29.060 Um, it's gone from, it was at 30%, and then dropped to 27.
01:21:32.800 Now it's at 12.
01:21:34.520 Oh my God.
01:21:35.520 Plus 12.
01:21:36.460 The, uh, now the Republicans are, went from minus 13 to minus 34 on it.
01:21:41.520 Democrats have dropped by, uh, eight points as well.
01:21:44.080 And independents have gone from plus 40 to plus 14.
01:21:47.180 And so we are, it's going to the wrong direction.
01:21:50.200 And we haven't even gotten to the new, uh, green deals, or the green new deal.
01:21:54.700 Uh, that thing is going to drop like a rock as well.
01:21:58.240 We're going to start the hour with some really important news and commentary, and then back
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01:23:18.600 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
01:23:20.840 The radicals in Congress are mind boggling.
01:23:24.820 Uh, I want to get to Congresswoman Omar and her questioning yesterday, uh, in a, uh, in
01:23:32.940 a, uh, a congressional hearing that is just beyond reprehensible.
01:23:38.840 We'll do that in one minute.
01:23:43.700 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
01:23:46.360 Uh, in one minute we get back to the, uh, program.
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01:25:00.200 I want to play this, uh, longer cut of, uh, representative Omar from, uh, uh, Minnesota
01:25:14.640 who has a long, long record of being a radical and, and, uh, an anti-Semite.
01:25:24.040 She yesterday was in a congressional hearing and they were talking about Venezuela.
01:25:28.440 And I want you to hear a, how she treats the witness, which, you know, other witnesses
01:25:34.100 can be treated like this as well.
01:25:35.780 And they have been, I'm just so sick of it.
01:25:38.640 Uh, it's why I've, I've never had a problem with the secret service.
01:25:43.020 I'm around secret service and people who have secret service details a lot.
01:25:48.040 I respect them.
01:25:49.660 I really, really respect what they do because they're willing to lay down their life, usually
01:25:55.260 for people that they really don't care for.
01:25:58.480 Um, and they're, they're amazing.
01:26:00.720 But when I was at the state of the union, I had a real problem with the secret service,
01:26:04.220 um, because this guy was coming in and telling me that I couldn't take notes, uh, at the state
01:26:09.500 of the union.
01:26:10.140 I'm in the back.
01:26:11.340 I'm on the other side of the press.
01:26:12.860 I'm a member of the press, but I don't have my little section.
01:26:15.340 Uh, but I'm facing the press.
01:26:18.320 I'm taking notes.
01:26:19.460 I'm not disturbing anyone.
01:26:20.860 Secret service comes in and says, no, no taking.
01:26:24.820 And it was so packed.
01:26:26.100 He couldn't get to me.
01:26:27.420 No, no, no, no, no.
01:26:28.780 What rule is that?
01:26:29.740 I know they're taking selfies down on the floor and realize it's on television too.
01:26:32.960 I know.
01:26:33.280 And it was so irritating to me.
01:26:35.860 So irritating.
01:26:36.800 These people work for us.
01:26:39.120 You want to, you want to go down and correct somebody, go correct them.
01:26:42.920 They're taking selfies.
01:26:44.260 They're hissing at the president.
01:26:45.600 They're, they're, uh, laughing.
01:26:47.720 They're mocking.
01:26:48.900 I'm sitting here taking notes about it so I can report on it the next day.
01:26:52.980 Don't, don't, don't do that.
01:26:54.660 I'm so sick at the twisted power here.
01:26:56.940 And we give them the power and the authority to say anything to anyone.
01:27:02.100 And as long as they're saying it on the floor or in an official job, no one can say anything
01:27:08.700 about it.
01:27:09.940 But that's only the beginning of this problem.
01:27:11.960 Here she is talking to Elliott Abrams, uh, uh, and she's driving to a point about Venezuela.
01:27:18.580 I want you to listen to representative Omar.
01:27:22.460 Mr. Adams in 1991, you pleaded guilty to two counts of withholding information from Congress
01:27:29.680 regarding your involvement in the Iran court or affair.
01:27:34.160 We have to stop.
01:27:34.900 We have to stop.
01:27:35.420 The Iran courtra affair.
01:27:38.640 You put somebody in Congress that has never heard of the Iran contra affair.
01:27:45.040 Obviously she's never heard of it.
01:27:46.620 She she's reading this.
01:27:47.680 If you see the visual, she is reading it approximately six inches away from the paper.
01:27:51.920 Her head is almost all the way down in the desk because she says absolutely no idea what
01:27:56.500 she's talking about.
01:27:57.180 She has no idea what she's talking about.
01:27:59.320 And she thinks it's the Iran courtra affair because the R the N looks like an R.
01:28:05.480 So she says courtra.
01:28:07.220 This woman is in Congress.
01:28:10.420 She was elected to Congress.
01:28:13.460 She doesn't even know what the Iran contra affair is.
01:28:17.280 And worse than that, she's in the middle of an attack against someone based on something
01:28:21.600 she knows nothing about.
01:28:23.220 So let's continue on.
01:28:26.160 You're going to need duct tape for which you were later bartoned by President George H.
01:28:32.260 W. Bush.
01:28:34.560 I fail to understand why members of this committee or the American people should find any testimony
01:28:42.900 that you give today to be truthful.
01:28:48.260 If I can respond to that.
01:28:49.940 I am it wasn't a question on that was not that was not a question.
01:28:55.540 That was I I reserve the right to my time.
01:28:59.660 It is not.
01:29:00.240 It is not right.
01:29:01.140 That was not a question.
01:29:02.240 He can attack on February 8th who is not permitted to reply that.
01:29:06.860 That was not a question.
01:29:08.440 This is un-American and this is not her that does it.
01:29:12.180 This happens on both sides.
01:29:13.620 But this is un-American.
01:29:15.620 You cannot continue down this road where these clowns can say whatever they want and you
01:29:23.780 can't respond.
01:29:24.840 If I were him, I would have gotten up.
01:29:26.640 I would not have sat there for this.
01:29:28.800 This is an outrageous attack.
01:29:31.240 And it's not just that.
01:29:32.860 It goes much worse.
01:29:34.940 Listen.
01:29:35.140 In that hearing, you dismissed as communist propaganda report about the massacre of El
01:29:46.240 Masote, in which more than 800 civilians, including children as young as two years old, were brutally
01:29:55.140 murdered by U.S.-trained troops doing that massacre.
01:30:00.080 Some of those troops bragged about raping a 12-year-old girl before they killed them.
01:30:08.140 Girls before they killed them.
01:30:10.240 You later said that the U.S. policy in El Salvador was a fabulous achievement.
01:30:18.620 Yes or no?
01:30:19.860 Do you still think so?
01:30:21.840 From the day that President Duarte was elected in a free election to this day, El Salvador
01:30:31.200 has been a democracy.
01:30:32.700 That's a fabulous achievement.
01:30:34.600 Yes or no?
01:30:35.680 Do you think that massacre was a fabulous achievement that happened under our watch?
01:30:44.260 That is a ridiculous question.
01:30:46.160 Yes or no?
01:30:47.220 No.
01:30:47.940 I will take that as a yes.
01:30:50.060 I am not going to respond to that kind of person.
01:30:52.620 Stop.
01:30:53.460 Stop.
01:30:54.200 Do you think the massacre is a yes or no question?
01:30:58.280 No, I don't.
01:30:59.420 I'll take that as a yes.
01:31:01.320 Excuse me?
01:31:03.200 Excuse me?
01:31:05.040 First of all, what do you think about America that you could even ask that question?
01:31:11.860 There isn't a single American that likes the idea that a massacre happened and we were somehow
01:31:21.800 or another at all involved.
01:31:24.420 America does not like the idea and will go after any troop and we should and put them in
01:31:33.540 Leavenworth for the rest of their life if they're killing, maiming, raping people.
01:31:40.940 They are there to protect people.
01:31:44.200 If anyone in our service is there, I can guarantee you it would be 99.9% of the population that would say,
01:31:54.360 yeah, they should rot in Leavenworth.
01:31:57.080 Of course.
01:31:58.000 The only reason why it might be lower is because they would think people like this will take and twist it.
01:32:04.440 And now you're held for war crimes for something that you were asked to do in liberation.
01:32:13.320 War is ugly.
01:32:14.260 However, rape of 12-year-olds is never involved in it.
01:32:17.460 There's never part of a policy, at least of the United States, that exists for that.
01:32:21.620 Never.
01:32:22.400 And how dare you?
01:32:24.140 This is an American congresswoman who now says, do you think that was good policy?
01:32:31.800 That was not our policy.
01:32:34.780 But wait, there's more.
01:32:40.080 That's all you have?
01:32:41.200 You didn't get the rest of that?
01:32:42.540 Mike, you got to get the rest of that.
01:32:44.520 You got to get the rest of that.
01:32:46.160 She goes on and then starts to talk about Venezuela.
01:32:50.360 And when she goes on with Venezuela, she says, so what happens if we are going in there and there is a massacre?
01:33:00.080 Or the troops that we are now supporting, because we support the new president of Venezuela, if they start to kill and maim and rape and there's a massacre there, will the only thing matter is the American interests?
01:33:17.480 Because it's unbelievable.
01:33:19.480 It's unbelievable.
01:33:21.040 It's unbelievable.
01:33:22.860 Ocasio-Cortez gets all the attention, but she's a superstar.
01:33:26.600 I mean, Omar is a superstar when it comes to this nonsense.
01:33:29.940 She is going to give us clip after clip after clip after clip of this.
01:33:34.520 She can't control herself.
01:33:35.740 She was just this week, this week, had to apologize for things that she said on this basic same train of thought.
01:33:44.040 You know, I mean, she's defending the Palestinians, she's defending all the other groups around Israel and saying how bad Israel is.
01:33:51.680 I mean, how many times have we seen terrorist attacks against children in Israel?
01:33:55.060 She have any problem with any of those?
01:33:56.540 I wonder.
01:33:57.340 These people do not.
01:33:58.760 I bet you not.
01:34:01.140 These people are so radical and they've never been pushed back.
01:34:06.200 They've never had anyone question them of any report.
01:34:09.040 I mean, they've never had anyone who, you know, is on the liberal side, controlling the media and Hollywood and everything else, say anything other than, you are brilliant.
01:34:22.700 Yeah.
01:34:22.920 Wow.
01:34:23.240 Thank you for saying those important things.
01:34:25.100 Yeah.
01:34:25.360 And you could see it in her face and that she, A, I mean, legitimately has no idea what she's talking about.
01:34:31.220 She's reading this maybe for the first time, maybe for the first time.
01:34:34.200 She, she's reading it incredibly slowly and very close to the paper just so she can pick it up and she still blows it and calls it the Iran-Cortra affair.
01:34:42.580 You got to get to the Venezuela stuff because watching her and, and, and, and, and talk about the American policies.
01:34:52.080 Yeah.
01:34:52.380 Well, that's the thing.
01:34:52.960 That end in massacres.
01:34:53.980 And this one, we're on the wrong side in Venezuela.
01:34:57.100 We're on the wrong side in Venezuela.
01:35:00.020 Oh, God, please.
01:35:00.680 I mean, again, this is a gift.
01:35:01.740 It's far, I mean, it's sad that then, and you're right on Americans, the right term for the way that they won't even let him answer.
01:35:10.080 That's all sides though.
01:35:11.200 That's the way that system works and it's wrong.
01:35:14.040 But with her, uh, you have somebody here who the, she doesn't know anything except one little thing, which is America's evil.
01:35:22.940 America's wrong.
01:35:24.040 America's been doing these terrible things to people who are, uh, who are, uh, less fortunate.
01:35:29.620 America's slaughtering people who look differently.
01:35:32.720 That's her entire worldview.
01:35:34.580 You can't possibly go into a, you're questioning someone who is involved in the Iran-Contra affair.
01:35:42.620 And you don't know what it is.
01:35:45.120 Yet you're calling him a murderer.
01:35:47.320 Think of what, think of what kind of person you have to be to not even have knowledge of the name of the event and still call someone else a murderer.
01:35:57.100 What kind of character do you have to pull that one off?
01:36:01.440 She doesn't even know the name of it.
01:36:05.540 And she's willing to call a man she's never spoken to before a murderer in front of the entire country.
01:36:11.380 Yeah, there's your democratic party for you right there.
01:36:14.600 And there's, there's more, there's more on this, uh, and we'll get to it coming up in a sec.
01:36:20.680 First, let me take a quick break.
01:36:23.000 Talk to you about gold line.
01:36:24.400 We're back to the show in one minute.
01:36:26.400 Um, but gold line, there's a new, uh, annual threat assessment that is, that has come out.
01:36:33.280 And, uh, there is a, uh, a threat increase now between, because of the cooperation between China and Russia, a cyber war.
01:36:44.000 I keep, I just, every time I think of Russia right now, I just think of Putin talking about the, the, that world war three will be fought with ones and zeros.
01:36:55.260 And that is exactly what is happening with China and Russia.
01:36:59.120 They are already engaged in what Putin says is world war three and the world of war, uh, ones and zeros.
01:37:10.100 We now in this new report show that China can actually shut down everything here in the United States.
01:37:17.620 They can massively disrupt the United States, our power grid, uh, our, our banking systems.
01:37:25.900 They can do it.
01:37:27.760 And don't think when the time is right, somebody wouldn't.
01:37:31.240 So what are you going to do?
01:37:32.600 What happens when a dollar is not worth anything because it crashes because of the markets in Greece and Italy and Germany and everywhere else crash Brexit's right around the corner.
01:37:43.280 They're freaking out.
01:37:44.340 And I don't think you should, but they're freaking out over in, uh, in, uh, Europe.
01:37:49.540 And the one reason why it makes sense to be cautious about Brexit is because there are people in parliament over there that would rather see Europe crash than England go free.
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01:38:57.700 Let me, let me just finish this clip because I just think this clip is just so outrageous.
01:39:01.440 We all know what's going on in Venezuela.
01:39:04.320 We all know that Maduro, he, he altered the elections.
01:39:08.760 He took all of the people that were running against him that had a chance and he put them
01:39:12.940 in jail.
01:39:15.200 This is not a democratically elected guy.
01:39:19.480 He seized power.
01:39:21.700 He was elected the first time.
01:39:23.760 Second time.
01:39:24.540 No.
01:39:26.060 And he's using food as a weapon.
01:39:28.000 In that last election, he, in Spanish, his slogan was, you give, I give.
01:39:34.320 Meaning, you vote for me, I give your community food.
01:39:38.760 We know what's going on.
01:39:40.580 We know who's on the right side.
01:39:41.860 But apparently, Congressman, uh, Omar does, has no idea.
01:39:47.140 She thinks that we're on the wrong side.
01:39:50.860 Listen to the rest.
01:39:51.660 Yes or no, would you support an armed faction within Venezuela that engages in war crimes,
01:39:59.660 crimes against humanity or genocide, if you believe they were serving U.S. interests,
01:40:05.980 as you did in Guatemala, El Salvador, and Nicaragua?
01:40:10.920 I am not going to respond to that question.
01:40:13.060 I'm sorry.
01:40:13.740 I don't think this entire line of questioning is meant to be real questions.
01:40:18.040 And so I will not reply.
01:40:20.000 Good for you.
01:40:20.600 Whether you, under your watch, a genocide will take place, and you will look the other
01:40:26.420 way, because American interests were being upheld, is a fair question.
01:40:31.880 Because the American people want to know that anytime we engage a country, that we think
01:40:41.440 about what our actions could be, and how we believe our values are being farthered.
01:40:50.600 That is my question.
01:40:51.420 That is my question.
01:40:51.880 Will you make sure that human rights are not violated, and that we uphold international
01:41:01.160 and human rights?
01:41:03.860 I suppose there is a question in there, and the answer is that the entire thrust of American
01:41:11.560 policy in Venezuela is to support the Venezuelan people's effort to restore democracy to their
01:41:19.740 country.
01:41:20.360 That's our policy.
01:41:21.640 I don't think anybody disputes that.
01:41:25.460 The question I had for you is that the interest, does the interest of the United States include
01:41:33.480 protecting human rights and include protecting people against genocide?
01:41:39.260 That is always the position of the United States.
01:41:44.400 Thank you.
01:41:45.120 You are not going to get a serious person to take a serious job in this country if that's
01:41:51.420 who you put in Congress.
01:41:52.600 That is the most insulting thing I've ever heard.
01:41:58.020 Now, there are bad guys, you know, in Congress.
01:42:01.660 There are bad guys in government.
01:42:03.760 There are bad guys in the public sphere.
01:42:05.960 But if you really, truly believe that American interests come above genocide in a country where
01:42:15.300 we are in laughable, it's laughable, especially how dare you as a Muslim, as a Muslim, say those
01:42:26.580 things while we have been fighting and freeing slaves that Muslims have taken because they
01:42:33.320 started a deadly caliphate because we tried to free people.
01:42:39.300 And let's not over just pass by the fact that we now have at least one member in the U.S.
01:42:45.520 Congress that believes the American people have committed genocide on three occasions in
01:42:50.760 what the last 30 years.
01:42:52.860 I mean, I maybe I'm sure others believe it, but I don't remember everyone anyone else ever
01:42:57.220 saying it's the same person.
01:42:59.220 It's the exact same person who also thinks that Israel has hypnotized the world.
01:43:06.560 If that's not anti-Semitic, you can go to one of her many other anti-Semitic statements.
01:43:13.240 All about the Benjamins.
01:43:14.900 This woman is so this this woman and she's not even the one that wrote for Louis Farrakhan
01:43:22.680 for years.
01:43:23.220 That's alive.
01:43:24.180 Right.
01:43:24.420 I mean, she's not the only extremist in Congress now.
01:43:29.860 Well, there were plenty of extremists before, but these this is this kind of extremist.
01:43:34.520 And, you know, this isn't, you know, Maxine Waters, who's been around for a thousand years
01:43:38.080 and is obviously insane.
01:43:39.760 This is these are three young Congress people who have been identified as the future of the
01:43:46.780 Democratic Party.
01:43:47.520 You know, that is that's that's I don't know how you're going to I don't know how you're
01:43:54.520 going to I don't know how they think they're going to save or or get elected in a majority
01:44:02.000 with this kind of stuff.
01:44:04.660 And for all the green jobs thing.
01:44:06.680 Oh, yeah.
01:44:07.060 OK, so all that was released, apparently all that was released.
01:44:12.680 This is their excuse now and why Mitch McConnell was sabotaging them is because all that they
01:44:18.060 had was just a memo, a talking points memo that we think, you know, green energy is important
01:44:23.920 and we think we should eventually get off fossil fuels.
01:44:26.320 And that's what everybody signed on to.
01:44:29.900 Apparently, there is no bill except a resolution that says, hey, we think these things are
01:44:34.220 important, not an actual, hey, let's get rid of the planes and let's get rid of the cars.
01:44:39.940 That's at Casio Cortez.
01:44:42.080 Has she put that out?
01:44:43.720 It's they're not going to survive with this kind of extremism.
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01:45:49.960 Coming up, we can fit in another couple of the year award, I believe, as well as Andrew
01:45:56.820 Heaton on the way and a couple of other surprise guests coming up.
01:46:08.320 I was so much happier earlier in the show when we were just screwing off and talking about
01:46:12.940 the radicals in Congress.
01:46:14.340 So we brought Andrew Heaton in from something's off with Andrew Heaton, the podcast that you
01:46:21.280 can find wherever you download.
01:46:23.120 I am not a congressman and I'm tepid.
01:46:25.340 So I'm avoiding both of the things that irritated you earlier.
01:46:28.280 Holy cow.
01:46:29.000 But you are kind of lonely tonight.
01:46:31.140 I, you know, a bit.
01:46:32.300 I'm a bit lonely and I'm I'm honestly confused by this because I feel like I'm awesome boyfriend
01:46:37.700 material.
01:46:38.900 Like, I think I get it.
01:46:40.280 Like my my last girlfriend came home one night and she went, I had a really tough day.
01:46:44.360 Stacy was mean to me.
01:46:45.500 And I went, let's sit down and make a graph of actionable steps that we can take to fix
01:46:49.420 this problem.
01:46:50.420 And I feel like that's what women generally want is for me to fix problems, right?
01:46:53.680 And graphs.
01:46:54.560 No.
01:46:54.880 Yeah.
01:46:55.300 And graphs.
01:46:55.560 No, that's the exact opposite.
01:46:57.440 Well, then why are they asking me for help, Glenn?
01:46:59.240 Why would they come to me and say they've had a bad day if they listen to you?
01:47:02.680 You know what is the key to you finding a date and a woman that will stick around?
01:47:06.740 Uh huh.
01:47:07.200 Is you maybe saying I may not be good boyfriend material because they keep leaving.
01:47:12.820 Ah, OK.
01:47:14.120 You know.
01:47:14.620 All right.
01:47:14.860 So it's kind of like a like I'm I'm I'm tricking them by going, hey, I'm a bad boyfriend or something
01:47:22.680 like that.
01:47:24.220 No, but no.
01:47:25.640 Maybe that might work for you.
01:47:27.660 OK.
01:47:28.160 Maybe because nothing else seems to be working.
01:47:30.180 No, it's I'm 35.
01:47:32.420 Dating at 35 is like a tax on the hope of not dying alone.
01:47:36.740 So I would I would love to put this to bed.
01:47:39.680 I am so glad that I don't date.
01:47:41.660 I have we are past that.
01:47:42.860 Could you imagine what is dating like today?
01:47:45.540 Well, online dating, not a lot of fun, although I will say that I have I have enjoyed coming
01:47:50.240 to Texas because there is a there is a sea shift in Texas, like in New York.
01:47:55.120 Not that I tend to like offend people.
01:47:56.960 But if I offend a young lady in New York, it's like, hey, that thing you said offended
01:48:00.620 me.
01:48:00.880 And that entrenches a power dynamic that's putting me in a role of victimhood and you in a traditional
01:48:05.780 role of power.
01:48:06.500 And that's not OK.
01:48:07.200 Whereas women in Texas go, you say that again, I'm going to hit you with my car.
01:48:11.260 I do not take that from people.
01:48:13.040 You be respectful to me.
01:48:14.160 I keep a gun in my purse.
01:48:15.460 And I'm like, oh, my God, magnificent woman.
01:48:18.800 Bear my children.
01:48:20.080 Oh, how long do they stay around when you say bear my children?
01:48:24.940 Is that?
01:48:26.240 Yeah, I think I think you're right.
01:48:27.360 I should probably the breeding thing.
01:48:29.140 I should quit bringing up.
01:48:30.280 Yeah, you can think it.
01:48:31.440 You just shouldn't say.
01:48:32.300 You know, it's weird because women have a biological clock, but his is the one I can
01:48:36.940 hear from miles away.
01:48:39.560 My ovaries are thumping around like tennis shoes in a dryer, Glenn.
01:48:42.540 Yeah.
01:48:43.420 They're like Cherokee war drums.
01:48:45.380 Boom, boom, boom, boom.
01:48:46.540 I have never heard a man with a bigger clock.
01:48:52.140 Yeah.
01:48:52.500 It's like it and the kids things element like when I was in my 20s, I would be like, so
01:48:57.800 do you do yoga?
01:48:59.340 And now I'm in my 30s and I'm like, so does your family have congenital heart defects?
01:49:05.040 Like it's like shifted very much to the bloodline, which I agree.
01:49:08.780 I should probably quit bringing it up.
01:49:10.060 I should just talk about yoga.
01:49:11.560 I should go back to the yoga thing.
01:49:12.780 Yeah.
01:49:12.800 When you're at the bar and you meet somebody, you don't say, you know, may I just keep this
01:49:16.960 glass just for a DNA test?
01:49:19.860 It's probably not the best thing.
01:49:21.180 Well, I do that with men and women.
01:49:23.420 So I feel like it's like that's just a, I guess, oh, you know what, though?
01:49:26.080 I see your point.
01:49:27.000 That could be unnerving.
01:49:28.140 When you say you're doing that with men and women, is that to double the chances of, you
01:49:32.020 know, finding somebody?
01:49:33.520 It's just a hobby.
01:49:34.220 I like to take DNA.
01:49:35.420 I get a little kid at home.
01:49:36.460 See what people got going for them.
01:49:37.900 Right.
01:49:38.600 That's good.
01:49:39.220 I also think that I introduce them to scary relatives that they didn't know they had.
01:49:43.440 Yeah.
01:49:43.700 Yeah.
01:49:43.880 Hey, guess who you're related to and might be an expert.
01:49:47.600 I also I'm working on a theory right now.
01:49:50.060 I think that men and women are both crazy, but men are crazy.
01:49:55.340 Women are crazy on a micro level.
01:49:56.960 And here's what I mean by that.
01:49:57.780 It's like, you know, someone said something wrong to me.
01:50:01.400 It was the wrong inflection.
01:50:02.500 You know, something something that I'm kind of going.
01:50:04.260 This seems like a social faux pas that I'm not picking up on.
01:50:06.760 Whereas when men go crazy, we have World War One.
01:50:10.580 Right.
01:50:10.740 We'll go crazy on a massive level.
01:50:12.640 We're like right now, if some guy ran into the room and he's like, hey, the Archduke
01:50:15.340 of Austria has been shot.
01:50:16.300 We're all going to go kill Germans.
01:50:17.360 I'd be like, will we be given hats?
01:50:19.100 Wouldn't even think about it.
01:50:20.640 Women don't think like that.
01:50:21.960 Women would never do that.
01:50:23.120 Women were like, you know, they deal with a guy one on one.
01:50:24.980 They're like, we're not going to go across the ocean on a boat to kill strangers.
01:50:27.500 We're not doing that thing.
01:50:29.500 I'm not sure which one's better.
01:50:30.740 Your response was, do we get hats?
01:50:32.900 Yeah.
01:50:33.220 I love hats.
01:50:33.700 If I'm given a hat and a uniform, I'm like, well, now I look spiffy.
01:50:38.100 Right.
01:50:38.320 And I'm part of a group.
01:50:39.260 So, you know, it feels less weird murdering strangers when I'm wearing a uniform.
01:50:43.580 Yeah, I can do that.
01:50:44.600 So that's really a good testimony to bring up if you're ever accused of being part of
01:50:49.620 like Al-Qaeda or something.
01:50:50.560 Oh, right.
01:50:51.260 They don't wear uniforms.
01:50:52.240 Yeah.
01:50:52.400 I'll be like, look, I just, guys, I know that my character is under assassination, but
01:50:56.880 I'll tell you the one thing that's not under assassination, my snazzy dress style.
01:50:59.700 And I would never join a group of people that are dressed up like ninjas.
01:51:04.480 Right.
01:51:04.760 I hate ninjas.
01:51:05.560 Yeah.
01:51:05.880 Okay.
01:51:06.180 So, yeah, Al-Qaeda and ISIS.
01:51:07.780 No way.
01:51:08.520 Yeah.
01:51:08.820 Wouldn't join Antifa.
01:51:09.720 Don't like ninja pajamas.
01:51:10.740 Yeah.
01:51:11.100 Okay.
01:51:12.040 We have a couple on the phone.
01:51:15.420 This is no joke.
01:51:16.560 This isn't our couple of the year.
01:51:18.580 We have Mark and Elizabeth on the phone.
01:51:20.940 I wanted to bring them on because their story is incredible.
01:51:23.680 They, they met and maybe they can help you, Andrew.
01:51:27.400 They met.
01:51:28.940 Huh?
01:51:29.220 They got sisters?
01:51:30.380 I don't know.
01:51:31.900 Sorry.
01:51:32.120 Okay.
01:51:32.500 But they, they met at Mercury One.
01:51:35.460 They were part of the leadership program.
01:51:38.020 And so we have Mark.
01:51:40.060 Are you there?
01:51:40.840 And Elizabeth?
01:51:42.500 I'm here.
01:51:44.500 Mark, are you there?
01:51:48.180 Mark?
01:51:49.380 He's not there.
01:51:50.180 Our producers say he's there, but he's not there.
01:51:53.780 So let me just talk to Elizabeth.
01:51:55.500 Elizabeth.
01:51:57.140 Hi.
01:51:57.700 Hi.
01:51:57.980 How are you?
01:51:59.080 I'm good.
01:51:59.540 How are you?
01:52:00.060 Very good.
01:52:00.520 So you guys met at this leadership program that we did.
01:52:04.700 And tell me about this because none of us had any idea that there was something starting,
01:52:09.900 starting there.
01:52:12.680 Well, it was, it was kind of one of those things where I think almost everyone in the program,
01:52:18.860 we have a group chat actually that we all keep in touch with.
01:52:22.880 And Mark and I just started texting over the group chat in form of this friendship that
01:52:28.440 kind of, um, so it wasn't, so it didn't happen while you were here in those two weeks.
01:52:34.120 Did you guys notice each other?
01:52:35.700 Did you, were you looking across the room going, oh, I think Mark was probably more so
01:52:41.680 than I was at that time.
01:52:43.360 Yeah.
01:52:43.620 But, um, now how do you feel about, cause here you are on national radio talking about
01:52:47.940 your love and in the biggest moment of your life, he's abandoned you.
01:52:51.700 How do you feel about that?
01:52:52.620 I'm, I'm here now.
01:52:53.580 Oh, he's here now.
01:52:54.620 He's showing up late.
01:52:55.940 Yeah.
01:52:56.340 He's showing up late.
01:52:57.820 That's what men do for Dave.
01:52:59.440 Yeah.
01:52:59.680 So did you, uh, did you know, uh, Mark, uh, you know, when, when you were in the leadership
01:53:04.800 program, were you, were you looking and saying, okay, Elizabeth, she will be mine or no
01:53:09.580 one will have her, um, not, not quite that early.
01:53:13.720 Um, I was interested.
01:53:15.780 I think the first time I knew I was interested was the Mercury one ball that year.
01:53:20.800 Um, that you guys were selling the raffle tickets for the car.
01:53:25.540 Yeah.
01:53:26.000 And, um, another girl who was volunteering, who had been in the leadership program offered
01:53:31.780 to sell me one.
01:53:32.740 And I said, great pitch, good practice.
01:53:35.340 Glad you are doing this.
01:53:37.180 I'm going to go buy one from Elizabeth.
01:53:38.740 Wow.
01:53:39.820 Wow.
01:53:40.460 See, that's the kind of thing that you do, Andrew.
01:53:42.520 If somebody selling cars, no, you, if somebody is selling, uh, you know, something and, uh,
01:53:49.120 and you think she's attractive, you should go up and say, so how much?
01:53:54.040 Okay.
01:53:54.520 And that works well.
01:53:55.500 Okay.
01:53:56.040 In certain circumstances.
01:53:56.940 And then be like, now, uh, if I get like two of these things, what kind of dinner are we
01:54:01.480 going to get and make it transactional?
01:54:02.960 Because then the woman will appreciate that I'm good at math.
01:54:05.520 Yeah.
01:54:05.800 What do you think, Elizabeth?
01:54:06.540 Is that the thing for Andrew to, uh, I mean, he could give it a shot.
01:54:12.760 I'm going to get two or three cars this weekend.
01:54:15.100 Right.
01:54:15.280 So when do you, uh, when you guys get married?
01:54:17.300 Because, because, um, I brought you up on stage at our, our, uh, event here for the
01:54:22.140 Mercury one ball just recently and you proposed and Elizabeth, you had no idea that was coming.
01:54:26.940 I didn't.
01:54:29.200 It was pretty cool.
01:54:30.020 That was a surprise.
01:54:31.560 It was, it was awesome.
01:54:32.580 And, uh, Mark said, I live that I have a question to ask you.
01:54:35.760 And then he never asked the question.
01:54:37.720 And, um, I just nailed.
01:54:39.620 I agreed to.
01:54:41.720 So you didn't ask.
01:54:43.460 Has he asked, has he asked since?
01:54:46.980 Yes, I know.
01:54:48.180 He has asked, and he clarified, and he told me he had all this worked up in his head and
01:54:53.080 it just didn't come out of his mouth at the time, but.
01:54:55.600 Right.
01:54:56.380 So you agreed to something that you had no idea what you were agreeing to.
01:55:00.920 I did.
01:55:01.680 Yeah, three times.
01:55:02.400 I have it all in writing now, though.
01:55:04.020 Well, okay, good.
01:55:05.240 Nice.
01:55:05.520 All right, good.
01:55:06.100 Well, guys, congratulations.
01:55:07.480 You're our couple of the year.
01:55:08.640 And we know how special that really is.
01:55:11.940 So, uh, congratulations.
01:55:14.700 Thanks, guys.
01:55:16.200 God bless.
01:55:17.720 Very happy for you.
01:55:18.420 Thank you.
01:55:18.900 You bet.
01:55:19.680 Uh, so, uh, uh, by the way, you can find love.
01:55:24.700 Maybe you should.
01:55:25.660 You're too old.
01:55:26.540 Uh, you can get involved if you're 18 to 24 years old.
01:55:31.080 Uh, Mercury One has a really amazing thing.
01:55:34.320 It's a two-week leadership training program, and that's what they were both in.
01:55:37.040 Uh, and if you know somebody who is 18 to 24, or if that is you, and you want to learn
01:55:42.180 about leadership, you want to learn about the foundations of America, and learn firsthand,
01:55:46.600 you have a rare opportunity to handle the, uh, the founding documents yourself and do
01:55:52.640 some research for yourself.
01:55:54.080 Apparently not the only thing you're handling at this, uh, particular.
01:55:56.400 Uh, yes, it is.
01:55:57.200 As she said, it didn't happen until after.
01:55:59.080 Anyway, mercuryone.org slash LTP, mercuryone.org slash LTP.
01:56:05.420 If you need a hookup spot.
01:56:06.640 No, that's not what that, that's not what that is.
01:56:08.960 No.
01:56:09.920 You sure?
01:56:10.760 If, uh, if, you know what, and I, I have a comparable leadership program for models
01:56:14.180 between ages 25 and 40.
01:56:16.420 So what are you?
01:56:17.020 Uh, it's a Star Trek-themed camp about leadership, so if you're a model 24 to 40, uh, be sure
01:56:22.180 to reach out, because I love...
01:56:22.980 How important is the Star Trek part of the relationship?
01:56:25.860 Not really, not honestly that big of a deal.
01:56:27.900 It's, it's a fun thing.
01:56:28.540 So if she hates it?
01:56:30.260 Um, you know, I, this is the give and take thing, is I'm not, uh, I'm not a huge sports
01:56:33.880 guy, so I think, I think I'd have to be like, okay, cool, I'm not going to make you dress
01:56:37.180 up at conventions with me, but I don't have to go to games unless we spawn and our children
01:56:42.200 become quarterbacks, then I will watch.
01:56:44.800 Spawn?
01:56:45.340 Yeah.
01:56:46.080 You are romantic.
01:56:47.160 I cannot, I can't.
01:56:49.200 Screams Valentine's Day.
01:56:50.300 It does.
01:56:50.480 Excuse me, make spawn.
01:56:52.040 Okay, there you go.
01:56:53.180 Much better.
01:56:53.920 Uh, Andrew Heaton, thank you so much.
01:56:55.300 Thank you.
01:56:55.720 You can, uh, find his, uh, very funny podcast, um, from, uh, the Blaze Network, and you can
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01:57:07.500 the more you listen, the more you realize, no, there's more than a little something, there's
01:57:11.980 a lot off with Andrew Heaton.
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01:59:47.840 This is the Glenn Beck Program.
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01:59:58.480 Uh, and I have to thank, uh, Dr. Fink Finkelstein.
02:00:02.140 Finkelstein.
02:00:02.700 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:00:03.780 Uh, who is, uh, who is a therapist, renowned therapist, researcher, uh, sex therapist,
02:00:10.640 marriage counselor, doctor of love studies, doctor of love studies.
02:00:14.320 Uh, it's been great to have you on way.
02:00:16.680 We do have another breakup to announce.
02:00:18.620 This is sad.
02:00:19.400 Uh, we, we have tried to do so much for love.
02:00:23.220 And then I just find out that, uh, that a guy who's worked here for six years, uh, is
02:00:32.020 leaving his wife, uh, Marissa, uh, who also works here.
02:00:36.400 Uh, you've worked, you, you were up in New York and, uh, so you've worked here for a long
02:00:42.360 time as well.
02:00:43.400 And, um, I'm sorry to hear that it's, it's coming to an end.
02:00:49.740 She's not fighting it.
02:00:50.860 I'll say that she's not, she's not putting a protest here.
02:00:53.740 Well, he's leaving the, he's leaving the company, uh, and, uh, he's got another job someplace
02:00:59.460 else.
02:00:59.940 And, uh, I feel for you, uh, but you found him here.
02:01:04.300 You'll find another, uh, lots of employees here.
02:01:07.400 It's going to cost for the divorce, but I think you're going to make a good case to the
02:01:10.920 judge, you know, that he left, he broke up with you.
02:01:15.020 He left.
02:01:15.440 If he wanted to remain married, he would have stayed.
02:01:17.420 Right.
02:01:18.040 That's just the way that works.
02:01:19.060 As far as I know.
02:01:20.060 And as far as, seriously, where is he going?
02:01:22.260 Where is he going?
02:01:23.880 Uh, he's going to a place called solo stove.
02:01:27.320 Solo stove.
02:01:28.500 Yes.
02:01:28.800 What is that?
02:01:29.400 It's camping stoves.
02:01:31.940 Not 100% sure.
02:01:34.840 Wow.
02:01:35.320 Do you even know this place exists?
02:01:37.180 I haven't been there.
02:01:38.080 He's got another family.
02:01:38.920 This could be a total scam.
02:01:39.580 Oh my gosh.
02:01:40.080 He has another family.
02:01:41.160 Wow.
02:01:41.260 And this is how I find out on Valentine's day.
02:01:43.500 Mm-hmm.
02:01:44.680 Sad.
02:01:45.120 Great.
02:01:45.420 Sad way.
02:01:45.960 Really sad.
02:01:46.880 It's really sad.
02:01:47.880 Thanks.
02:01:47.940 Bad way of doing it.
02:01:49.020 Chris.
02:01:49.220 I appreciate the support.
02:01:50.440 Um, since I do see behind me, I don't know why the war of the worlds and Titanic and,
02:01:56.440 uh, and derby cars are behind me, but, uh, uh, Chris, you, uh, you are truly a, um, you're
02:02:04.500 remarkable and, uh, I have enjoyed, uh, all of the time that we've worked together.
02:02:10.140 Really?
02:02:10.880 He is, he's world-class.
02:02:12.560 You married, you married.
02:02:14.040 Well, I can't say you married up because he married up, but you both married up.
02:02:18.780 You both married up by coming here and, uh, and, uh, and, and finding this wonderful place.
02:02:25.320 So thank God for us, I guess, is the summary of the today's show.
02:02:28.160 I think so.
02:02:28.860 Yeah.
02:02:29.000 I think so.
02:02:29.820 I think so.
02:02:30.340 Think of all the good we did today.
02:02:31.800 Yeah.
02:02:32.200 You're welcome.
02:02:32.900 Mm-hmm.
02:02:33.240 You're welcome, America.
02:02:34.380 Yeah.
02:02:35.100 Do I sound a little like the progressives in, uh, Washington now?
02:02:40.840 A little bit.
02:02:41.440 That just a little self-centered, a little...
02:02:45.000 Well, you're telling people how to live their lives, you're lying, and you're saying you're
02:02:48.220 really important.
02:02:48.880 So you've hit all the big points at the Democratic Party.
02:02:52.340 It's bound to happen to all of us.
02:02:53.860 I mean, can't beat them.
02:02:55.480 You join them.
02:02:56.720 So, so there you go.
02:02:58.780 You're welcome, America.
02:03:00.440 You're welcome.
02:03:01.580 Now, abandon that car, and don't you ever try to heat your house ever again.
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