The Golden One - September 18, 2015


Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 2.


Episode Stats


Length

31 minutes

Words per minute

95.8014

Word count

2,983

Sentence count

608

Harmful content

Misogyny

19

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Toxicity

127

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Hate speech

15

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Summary

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Maine and the Nightblade assassin have arrived in Skyrim, and are ready to take on the city of Markarth, but first they need to kill someone. Will it be someone they know, or someone they don't?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings to your friends. Welcome back to good old Skyrim. We're here with the glorious Nightblade Assassin for Mirin.
00:00:11.000 There's glorious wood elf right there. I matched the war paint and the hair so that it would suit with a reddish kind of style with the armor.
00:00:23.000 So either way, we're gonna talk. Ah, hello Cicero. Hello Maine. Cicero, he's a Zeke. 1.00
00:00:41.000 And we'll see who gets punished. Oh, be quiet, you great lumbering lapdog. The man has had a long journey. 1.00
00:00:50.000 Indeed. Hello gorgeous. How are we today?
00:00:55.000 I, for one, am delighted you and the Night Mother have arrived. Your presence here signals a welcome return to tradition.
00:01:07.000 Ah, tradition. A most worthy cause in all actuality. What a kind and wise wizard you are. Sure to earn our lady's fame.
00:01:14.000 And on top of that, we're gonna talk with Narfi, the sick cunt. Because we have finished the... 1.00
00:01:20.000 Yeah, I didn't record the last killing because it was tedious and boring. I thought to get on with it. Get on with it.
00:01:27.000 A Monty Python reference, by the way. Hello Maine.
00:01:30.000 Haven't you talked to Astrid? She's by the pool, greeting the Night Mother and her little jester.
00:01:35.000 Okay, cool. Ah, nice. I was supposed to talk to that guy though, because we killed everyone.
00:01:42.000 Um, morning never comes. Astrid, I just want to talk to you.
00:01:51.000 We have a lot of cool alchemy ingredients lying around. All right then, talk to me girl.
00:01:57.000 Hello. Do you have a contract for me? Myring.
00:02:02.000 You must go to the city of Markarth and speak with the apothecary's assistant. You'll probably find her in the hags cure when the shop is open.
00:02:11.000 The girl's been loving your mouth. Once an ex-lover killed. She's apparently performed the black sacrament. 1.00
00:02:17.000 Oh, she's one of those spiteful and vengeful girls. 1.00
00:02:21.000 Set up the contract and carry it out. 0.53
00:02:23.000 Okay, cool. Anything else?
00:02:25.000 Just do whatever the... Since it's your first contract, I'll let you keep whatever Muiri pays.
00:02:30.000 Cool.
00:02:31.000 She'll be generous, I'm sure.
00:02:34.000 Ah, let's... Oh, I haven't already... Look at that.
00:02:38.000 Oh, must be some sort of bug. I couldn't acquire it. Let's, uh...
00:02:47.000 Ah, there we are.
00:02:49.000 Let's spend the episode collecting mushrooms, true friends. I think that would be an exciting episode.
00:02:55.000 Eh, no, not serious.
00:02:57.000 Just gonna... Oh, a book.
00:03:00.000 Apprentice assistance.
00:03:02.000 Hmm.
00:03:03.000 Eh, okay, I want my... I want some cash now.
00:03:06.000 Give me my money, main.
00:03:11.000 Tybru.
00:03:12.000 Betild is dead.
00:03:14.000 Of course she... 0.76
00:03:15.000 I could do this all day.
00:03:17.000 Awesome.
00:03:18.000 We have acquired some money. Let's, um...
00:03:21.000 Let's see, um...
00:03:23.000 I'll teach you how to use it effectively.
00:03:25.000 And keep it quick for your feet.
00:03:27.000 Oh, well.
00:03:30.000 Eh, quite high level in light armor, though.
00:03:33.000 Hello, gorgeous! 1.00
00:03:35.000 Does Deathnaught come to us all? Is it not a certainty?
00:03:38.000 It does.
00:03:39.000 Eh, I can confirm this to be true.
00:03:41.000 I actually can't, but, eh...
00:03:43.000 But, you know, it is what it is.
00:03:45.000 Let's, eh... 1.00
00:03:46.000 Let's head to Markhart, true friends, and kill an ex-lover. 1.00
00:03:49.000 And if I'm not mistaken, he's actually a bandit as well. 0.99
00:03:53.000 And now...
00:03:55.000 Eh...
00:03:56.000 As I might have said in the last episode... 0.99
00:03:59.000 Fuckin' juicy! 0.99
00:04:01.000 That's what I said. 0.99
00:04:02.000 Eh, no, not really.
00:04:03.000 This is actually only the second time ever...
00:04:08.000 That I...
00:04:10.000 The juicy one...
00:04:11.000 Actually...
00:04:12.000 Like, have finished...
00:04:14.000 Or intend to finish the Dark Brotherhood.
00:04:16.000 Eh...
00:04:17.000 I don't know why, actually.
00:04:18.000 But, eh...
00:04:19.000 But yeah, Skyrim. 0.98
00:04:20.000 Love the fuckin' game, like... 0.98
00:04:21.000 Um... 0.99
00:04:22.000 All right.
00:04:23.000 Let's...
00:04:24.000 Wait until the morning comes.
00:04:25.000 Perhaps we can...
00:04:26.000 Have a little shopping spirit.
00:04:27.000 Alchemist, or...
00:04:28.000 That would be cool.
00:04:29.000 Have one of those little...
00:04:30.000 Vitamin...
00:04:31.000 Drinks, as it were.
00:04:32.000 To optimize my...
00:04:33.000 Juiciness.
00:04:34.000 Nice to yourself, Sneak Thief.
00:04:35.000 I'm not Sneak Thief.
00:04:36.000 That's not very nice at all, to say.
00:04:37.000 You're closing his stop.
00:04:38.000 Mark Art.
00:04:39.000 I...
00:04:40.000 Yeah, I really like, ehm...
00:04:41.000 Anyone seen entering or leaving?
00:04:42.000 Eh...
00:04:43.000 Mark Art.
00:04:44.000 Rift, then obviously is my favorite city.
00:05:05.000 But, Mark Art is...
00:05:09.000 Let us...
00:05:10.000 Hello Gorgeous.
00:05:11.800 Talk to me.
00:05:13.100 Talk to me, girl.
00:05:15.120 Indeed.
00:05:19.020 I am.
00:05:22.540 Get on with it.
00:05:28.480 My cities, I need details.
00:05:30.840 Get to the point.
00:05:36.460 It will be done.
00:05:41.000 Alright, cool. Talk to me.
00:05:42.860 I am. I'm listening.
00:05:44.540 If you can, I want you to kill someone else as well. 0.99
00:05:48.560 You don't have to, not as part of our deal, but if you do, I'll pay you even more. 0.99
00:05:53.860 It's Nilsine Shattershield in Windhelm.
00:05:56.880 If Nilsine dies too, I'll leave it worth your while. 1.00
00:06:00.100 Jelly.
00:06:03.500 I went to Windhelm to see the Shattershields. 1.00
00:06:06.320 They were old and dear friends, and in mourning...
00:06:10.100 Frigga was killed recently.
00:06:12.960 Murdered.
00:06:14.200 I met Elaine in the tavern, while I was drinking my sadness away.
00:06:19.700 He was handsome and charming.
00:06:22.960 He said I was the beautiful lily of his dreams.
00:06:26.580 Elaine made all the pain just go away.
00:06:29.500 Sickening. Sounds like a proper rogue. 0.93
00:06:31.480 I'm sorry.
00:06:32.540 Elaine used me. 0.71
00:06:34.200 He ruined my name.
00:06:35.560 Destroyed my friendship with the Shattershields. 1.00
00:06:38.600 Do you know why Elaine was in Windhelm?
00:06:41.640 No.
00:06:41.900 I've heard about Frigga's murder.
00:06:43.960 He wanted to befriend the family.
00:06:46.140 In their grief.
00:06:47.340 And robbed them blind.
00:06:49.560 Elaine used me to get close to my friends.
00:06:52.380 And now they all think I'm some kind of...
00:06:54.320 Monster. 0.99
00:06:56.440 Sickening. 0.97
00:06:57.780 Sickening. 0.99
00:06:58.300 Sickening. 0.99
00:06:58.500 Sickening. 0.98
00:07:00.020 And now I'm taking his.
00:07:02.400 Uh, sounds, uh...
00:07:04.400 Sounds cool.
00:07:05.400 I was like a daughter to Tova.
00:07:07.260 A sister to Nilsine and Frigga.
00:07:09.500 But the family refuses to believe my innocence, no matter what I say.
00:07:13.820 Ah.
00:07:14.140 Couldn't they understand that I was used?
00:07:16.700 That I was grieving for Frigga too?
00:07:19.280 Hmm.
00:07:19.720 No. 0.99
00:07:20.400 They treated me like garbage. 0.99
00:07:22.120 Alright, cool. 0.99
00:07:22.880 I get you.
00:07:23.520 I get you, girl.
00:07:24.080 May she drive her own tears.
00:07:27.040 Okay.
00:07:27.780 Oh, foal, look at this.
00:07:30.580 This represents...
00:07:31.720 This facial expression right now when I see the scenery in Skyrim.
00:07:38.160 If you recognize the meme.
00:07:40.120 The meme, as you say in English.
00:07:42.340 Foal, look at that. 0.99
00:07:44.500 Markart.
00:07:45.180 What an absolutely glorious place.
00:07:50.200 I actually haven't been up in that tower, I think.
00:07:54.080 Unless that's the wizard's tower.
00:07:57.080 Get out of my way.
00:07:59.200 More is she.
00:08:02.520 Oh, it must be.
00:08:04.340 Oh, well.
00:08:04.900 Let's commence the crusade against Blasphemy. 0.92
00:08:09.220 Irkangand. 1.00
00:08:13.640 Let's kill something, shall we? 1.00
00:08:17.660 So, yeah. 1.00
00:08:18.300 As I was talking about.
00:08:19.900 I wasn't really talking about anything, really.
00:08:21.740 But...
00:08:22.220 Let us, true friends...
00:08:27.220 Where are we going?
00:08:41.180 Are we going east?
00:08:43.020 Yeah, both.
00:08:44.640 Both of them are east, I suppose.
00:08:46.920 So, we're going to commence a little cardio session.
00:08:51.340 It'll be fun.
00:08:52.620 I have clairvoyance.
00:08:55.180 Cool spell.
00:08:57.100 But, in order to optimize the gloriousness of this episode, I'm actually going to edit until we get there.
00:09:02.620 All right, true friends.
00:09:06.700 That was the shortest edit ever.
00:09:08.880 Because I'm already here.
00:09:11.520 So, let us, in all actuality...
00:09:15.840 Muffle ourselves.
00:09:19.320 Fuh, look at this.
00:09:20.840 Whoop. 1.00
00:09:23.040 Fuck, I... 1.00
00:09:24.160 Did not see... 1.00
00:09:27.500 That guy right there. 0.96
00:09:28.700 Extremely silly of me, I'm afraid. 0.90
00:09:40.560 Oh, look at that dodge, though. 0.99
00:09:42.440 True friends.
00:09:43.080 Admire my...
00:09:45.300 Ah.
00:09:47.280 Cheerio.
00:09:48.740 Exactly how it goes.
00:09:50.540 Glass arrows.
00:09:51.860 Rather glorious, you know what I like.
00:09:53.300 I like.
00:09:53.380 Our hero, our hero, claims the warrior's core.
00:10:03.340 I tell you, I tell you, the dragonborn comes.
00:10:10.120 With a voice wielding power, oh, the ancient Nord- 1.00
00:10:14.020 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:10:15.540 I need to step up my bow game now. 1.00
00:10:19.180 Where is she? 1.00
00:10:20.820 Don't hide from me, you insolent dog. 0.99
00:10:23.040 There we are. 1.00
00:10:33.100 Hello, bandit thug. 0.99
00:10:35.720 I just want to talk to you. 0.99
00:10:50.680 Oh, right.
00:10:51.360 I'm not a Nord.
00:10:52.160 She is. 1.00
00:10:53.040 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:10:57.920 I walked into it. 1.00
00:11:01.800 Ah, there we are.
00:11:03.700 Critical hit.
00:11:05.040 Sickening.
00:11:06.020 Let's look at the possibility of muffling ourselves.
00:11:09.760 Just gonna quickly look at what we have here.
00:11:13.260 Hide shield.
00:11:15.220 And...
00:11:15.500 Quite good.
00:11:16.580 And we also have...
00:11:17.420 We also have...
00:11:17.540 We have a quick...
00:11:19.420 So I can instantly...
00:11:25.420 Poison my things.
00:11:28.540 So that's one of the cool things with, like, an assassin.
00:11:33.200 You can have a high level of alchemy.
00:11:35.420 And always have some glorious potions to...
00:11:38.420 Poisons, I mean, and potions to optimize your gloriousness.
00:11:47.520 So look at that.
00:11:49.320 Hello, main.
00:11:52.880 Hello, hello. 1.00
00:11:58.800 Fuck. 1.00
00:11:59.220 That did not go according to plan. 1.00
00:12:05.060 Ah, come on, then.
00:12:09.060 I'll show you the real. 1.00
00:12:10.480 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:12:12.760 Potions. 1.00
00:12:13.200 Now, Thalos, I love you.
00:12:31.380 That's exactly how it goes.
00:12:33.780 Always nice when they come at you charging like that.
00:12:39.260 Let's sleep.
00:12:40.700 No, we can't.
00:12:41.360 I wanted to level a bit faster.
00:12:49.180 All right, then.
00:12:50.500 I think I actually have done this episode...
00:12:53.180 Like, in a...
00:12:54.180 In a Let's Play before.
00:12:56.900 When I wasn't as...
00:12:58.360 As glorious as I am now.
00:13:02.600 It was about a year ago, actually.
00:13:07.940 Hello, main.
00:13:10.860 Boom.
00:13:12.000 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 0.81
00:13:14.120 Look at that.
00:13:15.180 Look at that, true friends.
00:13:16.860 Isn't that a thing of glory?
00:13:20.320 A sneak attack.
00:13:22.580 But yeah.
00:13:23.360 Like, most of my videos from like a year ago, they're quite bad quality, actually.
00:13:31.080 Which I suppose is a good thing.
00:13:32.620 Not that they're actually bad quality, but because I have now...
00:13:36.620 Opt my video quality game, as it were.
00:13:46.220 Admire this shot now.
00:13:49.680 Thalos, I love you. 1.00
00:13:50.920 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:14:04.680 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:14:05.180 Hello, orc bra. 1.00
00:14:05.860 Victory is yours.
00:14:07.480 I submit.
00:14:08.220 Do you really submit, though?
00:14:12.540 Poor Rory is saying that. 0.98
00:14:13.920 So I won't kill you. 1.00
00:14:14.920 Oh, fucking hell. 1.00
00:14:17.240 Oh. 1.00
00:14:19.000 Let's...
00:14:20.000 True friends.
00:14:20.720 Let's...
00:14:21.720 Let's take this... 0.95
00:14:34.480 Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:14:53.040 Bye. 0.99
00:14:57.040 Bye.
00:14:58.400 Oh, isn't he coming, even?
00:15:01.580 Come at me, then, bruv.
00:15:03.600 Come at me. 0.99
00:15:06.660 Where are you?
00:15:10.180 Could be cool if we have...
00:15:12.100 So you see, I'm horribly bad at the like, regular stand-up fight. 1.00
00:15:17.660 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:15:18.500 But, I'm sneaky as can be. 1.00
00:15:24.600 So I'm actually gonna wait for him to go.
00:15:26.320 Go away, please.
00:15:27.240 I don't want you here.
00:15:29.200 The best thing would be, I suppose, to get a backstab. 1.00
00:15:35.460 Whoever did this, you're dead. 1.00
00:15:37.720 You hear me? 1.00
00:15:38.700 Dead!
00:15:39.660 I did it.
00:15:44.700 Hello, bruv.
00:15:46.560 I just want to talk to you.
00:15:48.500 Can't wait to count out your coin.
00:16:05.780 Oh, look at that.
00:16:06.580 Vigorous healing.
00:16:14.460 Okay, let's... 0.99
00:16:15.500 Look at the possibility of not fucking being terrible at this. 0.99
00:16:23.240 God, no. 1.00
00:16:24.500 You can't hide.
00:16:34.500 There you are.
00:16:37.500 Time to finish this.
00:16:39.060 Quite glorious indeed, three friends.
00:16:47.260 Quite glorious indeed.
00:16:50.280 Awkish arrows.
00:16:51.180 How quaint.
00:16:53.020 Veil and wood war bow. 0.59
00:16:54.620 How about that?
00:16:55.420 That's...
00:16:55.800 Azuma trench...
00:16:58.800 Knife.
00:17:00.920 And yet again, I have immersive weapons and armor.
00:17:06.380 And I'm sleeping a bit to...
00:17:08.660 To be...
00:17:09.920 To awake and feeling rested, as it were.
00:17:14.980 That's...
00:17:15.820 Why?
00:17:17.260 Because then you level a bit faster, and leveling is fun.
00:17:21.640 All right.
00:17:26.380 Where were we even?
00:17:28.880 Goal.
00:17:30.520 An awkish dagger can always be nice. 0.99
00:17:32.960 We can actually look at what my dagger has for stats now.
00:17:36.820 Oh, by the way, I have done the Thieves Guild thing, but I didn't want to wear these kind of things, because...
00:17:45.820 Because of the immersive aspect of being in the Dark Brotherhood.
00:17:55.340 Oh, here we are.
00:17:59.020 20.
00:18:00.160 And what did it?
00:18:01.260 Org 12. 1.00
00:18:02.340 Fucking poverty dagger. 1.00
00:18:03.920 That's the worst fucking dagger ever. 1.00
00:18:06.820 Ah, look at that. 1.00
00:18:07.420 The Aetherium Wars.
00:18:10.080 That will grant a quest. 0.99
00:18:12.120 Oh, fuck, look at this. 1.00
00:18:13.640 Myrin. 1.00
00:18:15.000 Sweetroll. 1.00
00:18:18.060 Sick fucking physique. 1.00
00:18:19.260 That sweetroll is mine. 1.00
00:18:20.320 Let's consume it, true friends.
00:18:22.340 As pre-workout.
00:18:24.340 Food.
00:18:25.340 Sweetroll.
00:18:27.340 That granted me 50 plus in prosperity immediately.
00:18:31.000 Yeah, so I was, so as I was saying, look, it's moonwalk.
00:18:43.520 I'm really bad, like this character is really bad in a regular stand-up fight.
00:18:49.940 But, as you saw, I barely do any damage at all with my dagger, except if we come up close, we have 30 times the damage, and there we can kill a lot of Juicy Pale Orcs with. 1.00
00:19:06.900 One movement.
00:19:07.740 One movement.
00:19:07.800 There we are. 0.95
00:19:24.480 Sickening. 0.61
00:19:25.120 Sickening. 0.91
00:19:25.180 Hello, lads.
00:19:40.980 That didn't do anything at all.
00:19:44.040 How about this one?
00:19:47.840 It didn't do anything either. 1.00
00:19:49.880 The worst fucking thing ever. 0.99
00:19:52.800 Oh, well. 1.00
00:19:53.160 Weapon is already poisoned.
00:19:57.140 Let's get good or get wrecked.
00:20:00.540 Let's take this one first.
00:20:02.240 Boom. 1.00
00:20:14.700 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:20:23.160 That is exactly how it goes. 1.00
00:20:42.380 Hello, lads.
00:20:44.140 How are we to die?
00:20:44.960 You did, actually.
00:20:50.080 You did hear something.
00:20:52.180 What?
00:20:52.520 Did he die? 1.00
00:20:54.000 Oh, it was really easy to kill. 0.99
00:21:01.420 I guess it's henchmen. 0.99
00:21:02.680 Ah, come out.
00:21:11.340 Come out.
00:21:11.360 Come out.
00:21:11.380 Come out.
00:21:15.840 Hello, hello.
00:21:17.660 Consortium.
00:21:18.280 What's that?
00:21:18.640 Wolf Claymore.
00:21:19.700 Oh, myren.
00:21:21.080 Myren gains.
00:21:22.580 I hate his pain. 0.95
00:21:31.240 I know it was quite fucking bad to be honest like. 0.91
00:21:34.740 Is this a book? 0.96
00:21:36.760 Dwemer Inquiries.
00:21:40.060 Is someone there?
00:21:41.240 Whoop.
00:21:41.540 Okay, let's try to get this guy close up now.
00:21:54.480 Bandit Marauder.
00:21:56.240 You did actually hear something.
00:21:58.500 It was me.
00:22:00.660 Me.
00:22:01.120 Me.
00:22:06.140 Hello, Bru.
00:22:07.920 I just want to talk to you.
00:22:09.180 Oh, it's going to be like that again.
00:22:10.860 What was that?
00:22:15.660 That, my dear friends.
00:22:20.960 Quite good armor and everything.
00:22:28.140 Open door.
00:22:29.400 What might be in here, then?
00:22:39.180 Hello, little spider.
00:22:42.860 I don't remember this. 0.99
00:22:49.720 Oh, fucking hell. 0.99
00:22:52.080 Bye. 0.99
00:22:55.040 Let us not take that battle in particular.
00:23:00.860 How can that be worth it? 1.00
00:23:02.760 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:23:03.520 I am getting out of here immediately. 1.00
00:23:10.120 Let's kill the other girl instead. 1.00
00:23:14.700 Instead of fighting this monster. 1.00
00:23:16.220 Okay. 1.00
00:23:16.340 But I do want to kill it all the same. 0.99
00:23:38.720 I don't want to kill it all the same. 0.99
00:23:40.760 I don't want to kill it all the same. 1.00
00:23:44.820 Okay, let's try to kill it either way. 1.00
00:24:01.540 There we are. 0.99
00:24:03.140 Not all too much of a problem.
00:24:07.780 Look at that.
00:24:08.480 Wow, muren.
00:24:10.120 All right.
00:24:10.840 Let's get out of here. 1.00
00:24:12.280 And let's kill the girl. 1.00
00:24:19.100 That seems like a fun thing to do. 1.00
00:24:27.060 All out of breath as well.
00:24:28.700 Need to work on my cardio. 0.52
00:24:31.600 Sickening.
00:24:38.200 Ah, a lovely day.
00:24:39.800 Okay.
00:24:42.280 Here we are.
00:24:48.780 Fast travel to Windhelm.
00:24:50.600 Yeah, she needs to pay. 1.00
00:24:52.160 She obviously was a degenerate. 1.00
00:24:55.040 Who must... 1.00
00:24:55.800 Who must realize that she is but a dog.
00:24:59.240 And I'm her master.
00:25:01.700 All right, where are you?
00:25:02.560 Where are you?
00:25:02.600 How dare you talk to me like that?
00:25:19.760 Exactly how it goes.
00:25:21.140 Hello, mates.
00:25:21.880 I don't want to cross the farm outside the city.
00:25:24.200 It's honest work if a bit dull.
00:25:26.740 Fwa, muren.
00:25:28.220 Let's talk to the...
00:25:29.340 Talk to my...
00:25:30.600 Malkhart.
00:25:34.600 Perhaps I should join the Forsworn. 0.98
00:25:37.180 I kind of like them.
00:25:38.120 Like a separatist guerrilla group.
00:25:40.400 And my style.
00:25:41.920 My type of guys.
00:25:43.000 Right there, actually.
00:25:44.980 Fighting for...
00:25:46.600 For what they believe is...
00:25:51.600 A just cause of liberty.
00:25:53.680 Hello, bruh.
00:25:59.360 Quoi.
00:26:01.040 He looks quite rough and tough, actually.
00:26:03.920 I don't want to talk to him.
00:26:05.900 But true friends admire, though, how well I created this character.
00:26:10.620 That's one of the things I really love with Skyrim, the character creation.
00:26:15.380 And this, like...
00:26:16.300 Yeah, I'm quite happy with that.
00:26:18.840 Achievement of the day, like...
00:26:20.380 Creating a cool character in Skyrim.
00:26:22.680 Not to be frowned upon.
00:26:28.620 Hello, gorgeous! 1.00
00:26:29.740 The hag's cure is here for all your discreet names. 0.99
00:26:33.740 This was the gorgeous girl. 0.93
00:26:35.680 Hello.
00:26:36.540 What news?
00:26:37.880 Is Elaine...
00:26:38.500 Thank you. 1.00
00:26:41.680 That bastard got exactly what he deserved. 1.00
00:26:44.220 Indeed, indeed. 1.00
00:26:45.420 I heard about Nilsine.
00:26:47.200 You have more than fulfilled your part of the bargain.
00:26:49.880 She had it coming. 0.88
00:26:51.700 She was horrible.
00:26:52.980 A symbol of my affection.
00:26:55.100 I'll never forget you.
00:26:55.840 Fwa, Myrin.
00:26:56.880 Affection.
00:26:59.300 Myris Ring.
00:27:00.640 Let's look at...
00:27:01.520 I think something to do with Alchemy.
00:27:03.380 It would be...
00:27:05.900 Ah, that's quite good, actually.
00:27:08.460 I wanna shop a bit, as well.
00:27:10.700 I have potions for disease, loves...
00:27:13.040 Hmm.
00:27:13.760 We'd be better off without the Silverbloods. 1.00
00:27:16.040 They send their brute, Invar, to shake some coins for me every few days.
00:27:21.140 Aha.
00:27:21.500 The Silverblood is always asking for more potions to fuel Thonar's ambitions.
00:27:27.020 Gives him a temper fiercer than any bear.
00:27:31.440 That's...
00:27:32.040 That's not good.
00:27:33.420 Perhaps I can...
00:27:34.140 I just want to talk to them.
00:27:36.080 I am.
00:27:37.060 What do you got, my...
00:27:38.740 My friend?
00:27:42.580 Do you have anything... 1.00
00:27:43.840 Fuck. 1.00
00:27:44.960 Dragon's Tongue. 1.00
00:27:45.980 That's quite good.
00:27:46.580 I want to help Balimund.
00:27:53.540 That's why I try to buy...
00:27:55.440 Such things.
00:27:58.260 Whatever.
00:27:58.580 I can get hands on them.
00:27:59.940 And then I want Nurn Root, as well.
00:28:01.700 To give to another girl.
00:28:04.340 But no.
00:28:05.440 There was no Nurn Root.
00:28:06.700 Now, you let me know if you need a cure.
00:28:09.820 Or anything else.
00:28:12.060 All right then.
00:28:13.520 Cool.
00:28:16.240 Let's head back to...
00:28:18.440 Astrid.
00:28:24.440 Boom, boom.
00:28:25.500 And I think I'm going to do...
00:28:29.360 As far as I have interpreted the situation...
00:28:33.360 Among you, my beloved true friends and subscribers.
00:28:39.920 Skyrim seems to be a lot more popular.
00:28:42.400 Almost twice as popular as my Total War campaigns.
00:28:45.340 So I might just...
00:28:47.700 Yeah, keep it at...
00:28:50.100 At many more Skyrim episodes than...
00:28:53.140 Than...
00:28:54.820 Total War ones.
00:28:56.460 Hello, gorgeous.
00:28:59.160 I live only to serve...
00:29:02.160 Hail cities.
00:29:03.620 Love it.
00:29:05.620 Quite so.
00:29:06.280 Mm-mm.
00:29:15.340 It's with Cicero. 1.00
00:29:19.260 Cicero the sick cunt. 1.00
00:29:20.740 It's Cicero. 1.00
00:29:22.160 Ever since he arrived, his behavior's been...
00:29:24.960 Well, erratic would be an understatement.
00:29:28.560 I don't believe he is truly mad.
00:29:30.380 But it's worse than that.
00:29:32.520 He's taken to locking himself in the Nightmother's chamber.
00:29:36.020 And talking.
00:29:37.920 To someone.
00:29:39.540 In hushed, but frantic tones.
00:29:42.080 Who is he speaking with?
00:29:43.820 What are they planning?
00:29:44.580 Tonight, Mother?
00:29:46.020 I fear treachery.
00:29:47.240 I can't really imitate his voice, but...
00:29:50.100 My cities, we must stop them.
00:29:52.520 I do.
00:29:52.940 I do.
00:29:53.520 If Cicero's planning something...
00:29:54.860 And conspiring with one of our own...
00:29:57.260 It would be disastrous.
00:30:00.440 What do you want me to do?
00:30:02.480 Where is he?
00:30:03.780 I need you to steal into that chamber...
00:30:06.340 And eavesdrop on their meeting.
00:30:08.140 It'll be no use clinging to the shadows.
00:30:10.940 They'll see you for sure.
00:30:13.100 No.
00:30:13.500 You need a hiding place.
00:30:15.980 Somewhere they'd never think to look.
00:30:18.640 Alright.
00:30:19.300 Cool.
00:30:20.000 Like...
00:30:20.020 Inside the Nightmother's coffin.
00:30:22.660 Why not?
00:30:26.160 Be that as it may, we have no other choice.
00:30:29.420 You need to remain unseen.
00:30:31.860 Now go.
00:30:32.760 Before they meet.
00:30:34.020 And report back to me with whatever you learn.
00:30:35.900 Alright.
00:30:39.040 Cool.
00:30:40.740 I'll do that...
00:30:42.040 In the next...
00:30:43.360 Glorious episode.
00:30:48.360 Shrouded shoes.
00:30:49.660 Shrouded hood.
00:30:51.300 Shrouded robes.
00:30:53.560 Cool.
00:30:54.080 All righty then.
00:30:57.440 Yeah.
00:30:57.780 Thank you very much for watching.
00:30:59.400 See you in the next glorious episode.
00:31:02.340 And who am I?
00:31:03.960 I'm the glorious assassin...
00:31:06.040 Of juiciness.
00:31:07.000 XXO.
00:31:07.940 Boom.