The Golden One - September 08, 2015


Total War： With Facecam. Western Roman Empire Chapter 4


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After a long break I am back in the Eastern Roman Empire and we have a rebellion on our hands. What do we do with these rebels? How do we deal with them? How can we keep them happy? What is the best way to handle them? What can we do about them?

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00:00:00.000 Greetings true friends and greetings you proud sons of Rome and now I'm trying
00:00:07.140 out Attila with actually a facecam and let me know what you think about that I
00:00:13.120 thought at it for you know the visual aspect of it all and you know to be a
00:00:19.740 bit more interactive so either way I haven't made one of these in a while and
00:00:25.680 and I'm excited to be back in in the game really love the game brilliant game as
00:00:30.960 I've said so it's a new turn and we're gonna jump straight into the action we
00:00:37.000 have lost a resource Pannonia that's fine it's cool and we have some other issues
00:00:45.060 to deal with we must see when I start down here and see if everything is still
00:00:50.460 cool yeah the shimming shimmering sails love that really cool and happy enough I
00:00:56.940 suppose not happy here and we'll probably have a rebellion on our hand here soon can
00:01:04.620 garrison these guys here then since we're closer to rebellion here is only two
00:01:11.580 minus and three minus leveled this guy what does Rome require me replenishment
00:01:21.180 is good public order obviously boom there we go and now we only have one minus so
00:01:26.640 next time level we can get another one which will be brilliant we're gonna look
00:01:31.260 at the glorious place here as well might have to look into some more public order here public order
00:01:42.300 minus one food consumption minus 30 but public order plus seven influence Roman paganism love
00:01:51.500 it but we're still Christian scriptorium public order plus three is actually
00:02:01.760 something that can be worthwhile palma also food consumption but it's worth it for
00:02:10.400 the public order we have a little rebellion on our hands which have to be
00:02:16.700 stomped out as soon as possible so what we're gonna do is
00:02:22.280 it takes two turns to get there boom there we are I'm gonna get them into Constantia
00:02:35.180 meanwhile then these guys will have another turn to get more units and the next turn we can charge them
00:02:44.300 so and this I think we should be fine with just having it this arm as it is I don't want to spend too
00:02:51.440 much money on on units as it were this is not good one bit I'm actually thinking about creating
00:03:03.440 another army right here as well that merchant and I made a little little picture on my on my Facebook
00:03:13.820 which I shared I don't know if you saw that but we did that sort of thing marksman yes
00:03:19.400 relentless attacker morale when attack king not really good we're gonna go with that instead
00:03:26.960 and create some I've loaded up with some monster actually I switched it up from coffee but usually
00:03:41.540 it's it's coffee and gaming but now it's actually a monster not endorsed by them in any way so you
00:03:49.520 so you don't try so you don't think I'm sitting here trying to promote a product just for the sake
00:03:56.960 of it I like it though it's a good good drink so Italia
00:04:03.860 what do we do with these guys let's look at the diplomacy since it was a while since I actually did
00:04:15.020 an episode I don't really know where we are at with the with the situation with improving and
00:04:26.560 improving that's brilliant Eastern Roman Empire obviously is our friend Asia hello do you want
00:04:34.760 trade let us be honored by your attendance and your words hi don't want to be a puppet state
00:04:42.380 and payments can we get a little bit of money from you yes we can I always try to push as high as
00:04:53.600 possible with the money here your fine goods would be welcomed in our city boom okay some extra cash
00:05:02.840 there and oh I wasn't actually done I know diplomacy might not be the most interesting part to watch
00:05:09.560 like as a let's play but it's very important nonetheless so anyway we're gonna try to station
00:05:19.400 these guys here looking at creating some more units there and we'll try to just keep this border
00:05:28.220 very intact indeed we're gonna look at the possibility of creating another arm here
00:05:34.160 champion rider we don't really have any cavalry units left though but that can be cool for a later
00:05:45.380 purpose I suppose oh okay silly mistake of me I should have created me him in another region so that
00:05:56.880 could recruit more units however what we can do is utilize this guy instead because if we get charged
00:06:09.360 here and sieged the units aren't being created but they can be created here so that is how we can do
00:06:16.320 public order is fine here actually so we don't need to worry about that Vienna has been sacked don't
00:06:23.760 not spend too much cash there what we could do though is try to get back to the Gundam see how these
00:06:31.140 guys fare actually because if they stray too far away from a Venacum we can just swoop in take that and
00:06:38.100 subjugate them and keep them happy as well rebellion probably there soon rebellion here soon as well so we can
00:06:48.960 look at maintenance costs sanitation public order yes please probably gonna need another army here in
00:07:02.640 okay yes we're gonna need that right there political animal personal influence not really interested in that
00:07:16.080 integrity always nice so we have to spend some cash on on military units but that's the way it is I'm
00:07:31.500 gonna enter and see what the crack is all right then true friends I am actually skipped then I look at
00:07:44.100 that the council of carthage christian following nice christian support public order awesome like it so
00:07:54.480 now we have a neutral public order here neutral there as well and all that awesome wonderful a positive
00:08:06.000 public order public order right there and this guy is actually leveled public order boom boom awesome now
00:08:15.300 you're really happy that makes me happy when my people are happy I am happy
00:08:20.880 it's true actually it is not very happy here but it's not a very important region to I mean we have an army
00:08:35.160 there so it's just fine I'm gonna see if we can actually I'm gonna see if we can actually
00:08:39.000 sell it out oh god okay no we're not gonna take that get to it man it is a great and glorious thing to
00:08:55.400 get some more right there this I'll probably disband them next turn though and after the fight to do not
00:09:06.200 have to deal with the upkeep now true friends let's see if we can deal with these busters
00:09:13.400 come on cannons oh boom. Now i'm take on warriors as it's my custom. Hmm a good few turns until
00:09:36.040 they might be there. Call this a garrison. And I suppose we could actually go up to Italy
00:09:47.860 with this little force. Public order, yes please. Awesome. Public order, boom boom. Yes.
00:09:55.340 Thank you very much. Or at least have them there. Plenty of options, true friends. Plenty
00:10:03.760 of options indeed. This place is happy right now. Probably not the case in a few turns.
00:10:10.760 Boom boom. Yes, please. And Caesarea Augusta. Might have butchered the pronunciation of that
00:10:23.760 name. This region, it's quite safe enough I suppose, but I'm probably not sure if you're
00:10:32.760 going to try to keep these settlements. I'm going to let them go actually. The wild warriors.
00:10:41.760 Bastards. I have to think that we gave a region to them. And the Alamans still holding, still 1.00
00:10:54.760 strong there. Gonna look at the economic development of this region. Neapolis. God, we're happy
00:11:04.760 here. Nice. Food additional. And as I've explained maybe in the Ostrogoth campaign, the reason for
00:11:11.760 a salt work increases the food production is that salt is used to conserve food. Actually, that's
00:11:20.760 why. So you can actually look at that one as well. And now we've spent all the cash for this turn. Can we do anything more fun?
00:11:36.760 We can create this little unit here. And they're fine. Alright, not much more we can do in this turn.
00:11:49.760 Alright, I took another edit there. And as usual, we have some imminent rebellions, etc. Also, we can research something new and fun. And I suppose Legio. Is that a good thing? It kinda is. But we're looking at wealth here in the beginning. So we're gonna go with that thing right there. And also when we upgrade that thing, we can
00:12:18.760 upgrade the Legionnaires at a later stage as well. Emerita Augusta. Sanitation. Fan aqueduct. That's rather there. But for the public order, I'm willing to do it. And the food, we have plenty of food actually.
00:12:42.760 Hello there, Caledonians. Are you gonna sack one of our cities? I suppose you will. Go up with that little garrison there. Can actually create some more units there as well. And let's look down here. 1.00
00:13:04.760 Outro solace. No, we can't. We'll have a battle on our hands there instead. These guys, though. Do you want to do anything fun, maybe? Where can we put in these guys? They could just go down here, actually.
00:13:27.400 Let's do it. Let's do it.
00:13:29.400 Let's do it. Then we'll have a sure victory. And then we can merge these two armies and go north with them to slay some blasphemous barbarians. 0.95
00:13:41.400 We can actually build something. Let's look at that. Unit experience. No, we don't really need that. Waterworks. Rally field. Capital. Yes. Let's see.
00:13:57.380 Let's go with that. What do I have here? A die maker? What? Myren. Let's go with that.
00:14:05.380 I always like to build things in Total War. That's my... As I've said in numerous episodes now, that's my favorite thing with the game.
00:14:17.780 Not so much...
00:14:19.780 Not so much...
00:14:21.780 The battling itself, but rather the overall population...
00:14:29.780 Things...
00:14:35.780 The overall economical things. I mean...
00:14:39.780 I mean...
00:14:40.780 Okay, cool. Let's look here.
00:14:43.780 Yes, you want to get...
00:14:45.780 Get good.
00:14:46.780 You also...
00:14:47.780 Wants to get up there.
00:14:51.780 Flavius Honorius.
00:14:54.780 Power acceptable.
00:14:57.780 That's good.
00:14:58.780 Let's...
00:15:02.780 Let's...
00:15:03.780 Gather some...
00:15:04.780 Gather support for him.
00:15:05.780 Let's...
00:15:06.780 Do...
00:15:07.780 That, shall we?
00:15:08.780 How can we serve the people of Rome?
00:15:11.780 Alright, these guys have been created.
00:15:13.780 Let's go over there then.
00:15:15.780 And...
00:15:17.780 And...
00:15:18.780 Merge...
00:15:19.780 You.
00:15:20.780 Ready for orders.
00:15:22.780 Awesome.
00:15:23.780 Wonderful.
00:15:25.780 And...
00:15:26.780 You will probably go back...
00:15:28.780 There.
00:15:37.780 Yeah, Mediolanum will be the...
00:15:40.780 They will not go any further than here.
00:15:42.780 Let's build something fun here.
00:15:49.780 Oh, we didn't even have the cash to build anything. 0.96
00:15:52.780 Now I feel stupid. 0.86
00:15:53.780 Oh well. 0.98
00:15:58.780 Yes, let's go with that.
00:15:59.780 Okay, I'm gonna take one more turn in this glorious episode.
00:16:07.780 Alright, true friends.
00:16:08.780 I thought to edit this away, but...
00:16:11.780 Hey-ho! 1.00
00:16:12.780 We got charged...
00:16:14.780 By these...
00:16:15.780 Blasphemous Illyrians. 1.00
00:16:17.780 And they're obviously supported by these guys.
00:16:20.780 This is our...
00:16:22.780 Defense border against...
00:16:24.780 Italy.
00:16:25.780 So I'm not gonna take any chances here.
00:16:28.780 Alright, true friends.
00:16:29.780 I actually thought to end...
00:16:32.780 This glorious episode right there.
00:16:33.780 But then I thought to myself...
00:16:36.780 How about...
00:16:37.780 Optimizing...
00:16:38.780 Our gloriousness... 1.00
00:16:39.780 By killing these barbarians. 1.00
00:16:41.780 So let's get into the battle. 1.00
00:16:43.780 And now, yes.
00:16:44.780 The reason we're taking this battle...
00:16:46.780 Is that...
00:16:47.780 I want to try to keep Aqualia...
00:16:49.780 As long as possible.
00:16:51.780 Because that's like the...
00:16:53.780 First border against all the... 0.91
00:16:55.780 Blasphemous barbarians. 1.00
00:16:56.780 We don't suppose to stand much of a chance really...
00:16:58.780 In the battle.
00:16:59.780 But...
00:17:01.780 It is worth to... 1.00
00:17:03.780 Try to kill as many barbarians as possible... 1.00
00:17:06.780 To make it easier basically... 1.00
00:17:08.780 To recapture the settlement later on.
00:17:13.780 Because...
00:17:15.780 We need it.
00:17:16.780 Things that are...
00:17:17.780 Not...
00:17:23.780 That aren't in Italy...
00:17:24.780 Aren't...
00:17:25.780 As important...
00:17:30.780 As...
00:17:31.780 As this one.
00:17:32.780 But...
00:17:33.780 Italia and Spain needs to be kept... 1.00
00:17:38.780 In Roman hands. 0.95
00:17:39.780 Otherwise we are in...
00:17:41.780 In a world of trouble as it were.
00:17:44.780 So...
00:17:45.780 The battle plan...
00:17:46.780 Really really simple.
00:17:48.780 And...
00:17:49.780 Just...
00:17:50.780 Trying to...
00:17:55.780 Heavy shot there.
00:17:56.780 Just trying...
00:17:58.780 To...
00:18:00.780 Hold on...
00:18:01.780 For as long as possible.
00:18:02.780 That's basically it.
00:18:04.780 Gonna go...
00:18:05.780 These...
00:18:07.780 Points...
00:18:08.780 To...
00:18:09.780 To the last man.
00:18:10.780 And...
00:18:11.780 Hopefully they...
00:18:13.780 Lose...
00:18:14.780 Very many soldiers.
00:18:15.780 So that we can...
00:18:16.780 Retake it later.
00:18:18.780 And as I said...
00:18:19.780 I don't really suppose...
00:18:20.780 That we can hope for...
00:18:22.780 A victory here.
00:18:24.780 Ehm...
00:18:27.780 Considering...
00:18:30.780 How much the outnumber us.
00:18:31.780 But...
00:18:32.780 Obviously aiming for that at least.
00:18:34.780 And I will see how it...
00:18:36.780 It all...
00:18:37.780 Turns out.
00:18:38.780 So I might edit some...
00:18:39.780 Throughout the...
00:18:40.780 The video as well.
00:18:41.780 Ehm...
00:18:42.780 Because I wanna keep the battle...
00:18:43.780 Relatively short.
00:18:44.780 Enemy reinforcements...
00:18:45.780 Have been spotted.
00:18:46.780 And...
00:18:47.780 Since it will be...
00:18:48.780 A grindfest.
00:18:49.780 Like with all these...
00:18:51.780 Ehm...
00:18:52.780 Roman legionnaires...
00:18:53.780 Fighting off against each other.
00:18:54.780 It can be quite...
00:18:55.780 Tidious.
00:18:56.780 When they just...
00:18:57.780 Ehm...
00:18:58.780 Yeah.
00:18:59.780 Grind it out.
00:19:00.780 As it were.
00:19:01.780 So...
00:19:02.780 There we have the general.
00:19:03.780 And...
00:19:04.780 Without further ado...
00:19:05.780 I'm just...
00:19:06.780 Trying to get him.
00:19:07.780 Ehm...
00:19:08.780 Like these...
00:19:09.780 Little horsemen...
00:19:10.780 Can't really do much...
00:19:11.780 Against like the...
00:19:12.780 Ehm...
00:19:13.780 Heavy...
00:19:14.780 Infantry...
00:19:15.780 Of the Romans there. 0.84
00:19:16.780 But...
00:19:17.780 Ehm...
00:19:18.780 At least they can...
00:19:20.780 Nothing remains of that tower now.
00:19:22.780 I can try to get at him.
00:19:25.780 Oop.
00:19:26.780 Oop.
00:19:29.780 Did not see them coming there. 0.96
00:19:36.780 That was silly of me. 0.52
00:19:37.780 I did not think of that at all. 0.72
00:19:39.780 I should have chosen...
00:19:40.780 Another route.
00:19:42.780 But then again this...
00:19:43.780 This route was blocked off.
00:19:45.780 Okay cool.
00:19:47.780 Where are you?
00:19:48.780 There you are.
00:19:49.780 And it's decimated as well.
00:19:52.780 The men are broken and running for their lives.
00:19:55.780 Now...
00:19:56.780 There they are.
00:20:00.780 They will fight an uphill battle.
00:20:02.780 Which is...
00:20:03.780 Good for the boss.
00:20:04.780 Obviously.
00:20:08.780 We'll try to utilize this...
00:20:11.780 Special ability that the general has.
00:20:13.780 So...
00:20:14.780 As often as possible.
00:20:21.780 Our forces have found their courage.
00:20:23.780 Back to the fight.
00:20:26.780 And...
00:20:27.780 The only priority is...
00:20:29.780 Is the general right there.
00:20:37.780 Everything else is...
00:20:39.780 Very secondary.
00:20:40.780 Enemy troops are at the walls.
00:20:41.780 When it comes to our missiles.
00:20:42.780 At least.
00:20:44.780 So yeah.
00:20:45.780 This is what the battle will look like.
00:20:46.780 We will just try to...
00:20:48.780 Defend them off.
00:20:50.780 Alright.
00:20:51.780 I...
00:20:52.780 Got the archers up here.
00:20:53.780 In order to...
00:20:55.780 To get...
00:20:57.780 Get a good shot at the general.
00:20:59.780 And hopefully we'll get in at least one arrow.
00:21:06.780 Shouldn't be impossible.
00:21:09.780 Even though it looks like it.
00:21:10.780 Oh well.
00:21:15.780 Alright.
00:21:16.780 We have caused some damage on the general.
00:21:18.780 I'm gonna...
00:21:19.780 Change units to these guys.
00:21:21.780 So they can get up.
00:21:22.780 And hopefully...
00:21:24.780 Get a few shots at the... 0.94
00:21:27.780 Treasonous... 0.99
00:21:28.780 Rebel... 0.98
00:21:30.780 General.
00:21:31.780 Right there.
00:21:38.780 There we are. 0.97
00:21:39.780 Fire away true friends. 0.99
00:21:40.780 Fire away. 0.99
00:21:41.780 No idea why they don't attack.
00:21:47.780 Must be some sort of bug I suppose.
00:21:54.780 Look at the balance of power right here.
00:21:56.780 Allied man count.
00:21:58.780 We have lost...
00:22:00.780 270 something.
00:22:02.780 And they have lost...
00:22:03.780 A good deal more.
00:22:04.780 700 something like that.
00:22:05.780 700 and counting.
00:22:06.780 And...
00:22:07.780 Oh.
00:22:08.780 If we can just get...
00:22:10.780 Could just get the general there.
00:22:11.780 I would be a very happy pale orc.
00:22:12.780 All right true friends.
00:22:13.780 I have utilized...
00:22:14.780 A rather long edit there.
00:22:15.780 I have utilized...
00:22:16.780 A rather long edit there.
00:22:24.780 And as anticipated...
00:22:26.780 The...
00:22:27.780 The....
00:22:28.780 The..
00:22:29.780 The...
00:22:30.780 The...
00:22:31.780 The...
00:22:32.780 The...
00:22:34.780 The...
00:22:35.780 The...
00:22:36.780 The...
00:22:37.780 The...
00:22:38.780 The...
00:22:39.780 The...
00:22:40.780 The...
00:22:41.780 The...
00:22:42.780 anticipated yeah the grind fest was all too real so we just moved up positions
00:22:52.920 here we can look at the balance power and they have lost a good few men right
00:22:59.880 there 1,300 and we have lost god it's ticking down fast oh well soon 600 men
00:23:10.740 at least not yet but soon
00:23:18.420 and they are mercilessly shooting down upon us and wish we had some some cavalry to
00:23:28.680 get behind but we don't and that is a shame I'm gonna try to see there we have
00:23:37.420 the general 45 medium melee infantry not all too much actually
00:23:44.440 try to okay these guys need uh need a rest
00:23:55.840 this is where they they are um getting hammered there and you see here the general is not doing
00:24:04.120 particularly much but running around and he's getting killed we're gonna see if we can get
00:24:09.780 uh a lucky shot at him
00:24:16.780 the enemy refuses to admit defeat their unit has rallied
00:24:20.780 and there
00:24:22.780 okay i can just get that guy
00:24:26.780 all right look at that reference look at that
00:24:31.780 they're running they're running the enemy general is fleeing
00:24:38.780 their general is dead a lethal blow
00:24:41.780 yes yes students that felt rather glorious to be honest
00:24:46.780 enemy general dead and the other barbarian is fleeing
00:24:52.780 okay look at that now
00:24:59.780 we're almost even
00:25:03.780 this is beginning to turn into a route
00:25:07.780 feels rather good man to be honest
00:25:12.780 feels rather good man dot jpg indeed
00:25:17.780 all right
00:25:22.780 true friends i am
00:25:24.780 utilize a quick little edit
00:25:26.780 and uh
00:25:27.780 lo and behold
00:25:28.780 one unit of cohorts is actually fleeing
00:25:31.780 but
00:25:32.780 i'm going around with these guys
00:25:34.780 and i'm sending everything in now
00:25:49.780 to try to the general will stay behind
00:25:54.780 so that we don't do any silly mistakes but yeah you see here
00:25:58.780 we're capturing them from behind as well
00:26:01.780 rather glorious to be honest
00:26:24.780 that's exactly how it goes if you try to rebel against the just roman rule
00:26:29.780 so it was the blasphemous illurians 1.00
00:26:32.780 might sally forth to subjugate them 0.94
00:26:34.780 and make them pay me tribute
00:26:36.780 would be rather glorious to be honest 0.99
00:26:38.780 die unbelievers 1.00
00:26:42.780 bye 1.00
00:26:52.780 bloody traitors and heretics 1.00
00:26:55.780 that's what they are 1.00
00:27:00.780 there we are
00:27:01.780 close victory
00:27:02.780 thank you very much
00:27:03.780 quite glorious indeed
00:27:05.780 now perhaps we can subjugate the elements as well
00:27:10.780 would be
00:27:11.780 a fun thing to do
00:27:14.780 there we are
00:27:19.780 take on warriors
00:27:22.780 in order to optimize our army
00:27:25.780 see if anything else happens
00:27:31.780 macumadas
00:27:34.780 i'm gonna utilize a quick save
00:27:36.780 but
00:27:38.780 uh
00:27:39.780 i'm gonna auto-resolve it
00:27:43.780 nice
00:27:47.780 and
00:27:49.780 and
00:27:50.780 what
00:27:51.780 torunum
00:27:53.780 um
00:27:54.780 no
00:27:55.780 not really gonna take that
00:27:57.780 they can actually
00:27:58.780 they can have torunum if they want
00:28:00.780 so that
00:28:02.780 um
00:28:03.780 torunum
00:28:04.780 doesn't have to be sacked
00:28:05.780 all the time by
00:28:06.780 barbarians
00:28:07.780 alright
00:28:08.780 cool
00:28:09.780 political
00:28:23.780 fair
00:28:24.780 that's okay
00:28:25.780 let's go with that
00:28:26.780 give blessing
00:28:28.780 yes
00:28:29.780 all right
00:28:34.780 awesome
00:28:35.780 uh
00:28:36.780 we managed to retain that
00:28:38.780 ah
00:28:39.780 got a
00:28:40.780 gothic horde coming in there
00:28:41.780 either way
00:28:42.780 thank you very much for watching
00:28:44.780 glad i took that little extra battle
00:28:46.780 and
00:28:47.780 um
00:28:49.780 yeah
00:28:50.780 glorious episode
00:28:51.780 hopefully
00:28:52.780 and who am i
00:28:53.780 the last legion in a row
00:28:55.780 xxo
00:28:56.780 boom