The Golden One - September 05, 2015


Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 1.

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Episode Stats


Length

26 minutes

Words per minute

110.6

Word count

2,881

Sentence count

425

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

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Toxicity

99

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Hate speech

20

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Summary

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The Dark Brotherhood have a new member, a Wood Elf. He's a bit of a bad boy, but he's not bad looking, so why not make him a good one too? Well, we'll see how that goes...

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings to your friends and welcome back to Skyrim. This is actually a new character. Glorfindel, the glorious. Hello, gorgeous. God, look at that. Isn't that cold though? Talk to me, girl.
00:00:19.000 Admire her. Okay, she didn't actually have a sick physique, to be honest. So either way, my former Darkblade, something was wrong with the save, so I had to create a new character. This one is a Wood Elf. And I thought, I haven't made Let's Plays regarding...
00:00:44.000 Indeed, indeed you are. Yes, I made a Wood Elf. We can have a look at him.
00:00:50.000 Muren Gains. Red hair. Can't really see. Cool war paint. Thieves Guild's armor. I'm about in the middle of Thieves Guild. But they've already made Let's Plays about it.
00:01:04.000 So, we're gonna start the Dark Brotherhood. We're gonna talk to a little boy.
00:01:07.000 He has indeed. So, we're gonna talk to him. I'm the guardian angel of all boys, actually. Perhaps in a hundred years they will say that. The Golden One, the protector of all boys.
00:01:30.000 Hello, lad. Talk to me. Talk to Uncle... Uncle Golden One.
00:01:37.000 Finally! My prayers have been answered! Are you alright, my lad? It worked! I knew you'd come. I just knew it!
00:01:45.000 I did the Black Sacrament over and over with the body and the things. And then you came! An assassin from the Dark Brotherhood! I've come to save you.
00:01:55.000 You don't have to say anything. There's no need. You're here.
00:02:02.000 No need for words, young lad. He wants to kill someone. 0.99
00:02:06.000 My mother, she... She died. I... I'm all alone now. 0.76
00:02:11.000 You're never alone. You have me.
00:02:12.000 You're never alone. You have me.
00:02:13.000 You're never alone. You have me.
00:02:14.000 You're never alone. You have me.
00:02:15.000 You're never alone. You have me.
00:02:16.000 The headmistress is an evil, cruel woman. They call her Grelod the Kind. But she's not kind. She's terrible to all of us! 1.00
00:02:24.000 Grelod the Cunt. 0.97
00:02:26.000 I ran away and came home and performed the Black Sacrament. 0.95
00:02:29.000 Alright, cool. Let's... Let's kill this, Hag. 1.00
00:02:31.000 You could kill Grelod the Kind! 1.00
00:02:32.000 Yes. Let's do it, Blue. 1.00
00:02:34.000 Alright.
00:02:39.000 To be honest, I'm kind of lonely here.
00:02:42.000 A kiss, sweet mother.
00:02:44.000 Indeed. I'll sort you up, my young man.
00:02:48.000 Let's talk to her. See if we can talk some sense into her. 1.00
00:02:52.000 I bet she's a third wave feminist who hate boys. 1.00
00:02:56.000 No, I don't know. But yeah, as I was saying, like, you can be like a patron saint to different people.
00:03:05.000 And then, like, for this young boy, I'm the patron saint. Like, swoop down from the heavens to avenge him.
00:03:13.000 It's a murder, but murder.
00:03:16.000 But it's cool. It's fine.
00:03:18.000 We will justify it somehow.
00:03:21.000 And just look at it, Riften.
00:03:23.000 Riften, for me, is the coolest. That's my favorite place in Skyrim, actually.
00:03:29.000 It looks better during the day.
00:03:31.000 I'll wait a few hours later, so we can admire Riften. It's full glory.
00:03:36.000 And obviously, it's autumn right now, and autumn for me is Skyrim.
00:03:40.000 That's...that's horrible. Horrible thing to say.
00:04:01.000 I actually have a niece who is adopted. Lovely girl. 0.92
00:04:08.000 Now, what do you all say?
00:04:10.000 I can only say this. You're but a dog, and I'm your master.
00:04:16.000 Boom. That was beautiful.
00:04:19.000 I hope you all admired my shot there. It was quite cool indeed.
00:04:25.000 Straight into the chest, masterfully done.
00:04:28.000 And obviously, to introduce my character a bit further, he is an archer.
00:04:34.000 I have some skills in Illusion as well, so I have the Muffle thing on to be a Nightblade.
00:04:45.000 And then some blocking, etc.
00:04:49.000 Some...good overall character indeed.
00:04:57.000 Alright, let's try to find the way back here.
00:05:00.000 Oh, there we are. 0.99
00:05:01.000 What a sick...fusik.
00:05:06.000 I've loaded it up with some water. 0.98
00:05:13.000 Alright then. Talk to me.
00:05:16.000 Well? Grellod, the kind. Is she...you know?
00:05:22.000 Grellod, the kind is dead.
00:05:24.000 Aha! I knew you could do it. I just knew it!
00:05:26.000 I knew the Dark Brotherhood would save me.
00:05:28.000 It wasn't really hard, to be honest, like.
00:05:30.000 I promised. This should fetch you a nice price.
00:05:32.000 Thank you. Thank you again!
00:05:37.000 Innocence lost.
00:05:41.000 What did I get?
00:05:42.000 Aretino Family Heirloom.
00:05:44.000 Alright then.
00:05:45.000 And now, true friends, let's...
00:05:48.000 I suppose...
00:05:50.000 We'll have to sleep somewhere, if I'm not mistaken.
00:05:55.000 Cool.
00:05:57.000 Let's...
00:05:58.000 Let's look at the map.
00:05:59.000 I want to go back to Riften, because that's where I want to be in the majority of this...
00:06:05.000 This Let's Play series.
00:06:08.000 In all actuality.
00:06:10.000 So yeah.
00:06:11.000 Autumn.
00:06:12.000 Time for some...
00:06:13.000 Skyrim.
00:06:18.000 And obviously it's night time.
00:06:20.000 Oh well.
00:06:21.000 Let's find a nice place to stay.
00:06:23.000 This looks like a nice place.
00:06:25.000 I assume that was...
00:06:29.000 There was actually enemies on the radar.
00:06:32.000 I assume that was vampires.
00:06:34.000 That is highly overrated.
00:06:38.000 What?
00:06:39.000 What's that now?
00:06:40.000 Hello main.
00:06:41.000 My skill in battle is unmatched.
00:06:44.000 Fortunately for you, that skill can be bombed.
00:06:48.000 Hello gorgeous.
00:06:50.000 Perhaps she's a lusty Argonian maid. 1.00
00:06:56.000 Sickening. 0.94
00:07:00.000 Okay true friends, do you actually... 0.76
00:07:01.000 Do you think she's a lusty Argonian maid? 0.99
00:07:03.000 If you don't know the book yet, it's a book where you can...
00:07:06.000 I think it was present in Oblivion as well.
00:07:08.000 Like the prequel to this game.
00:07:10.000 Where like it's a metaphor for a...
00:07:13.000 For an Argonian maid. 0.96
00:07:15.000 Like a proper maid like who cleans. 1.00
00:07:17.000 For a nobleman.
00:07:19.000 And then he starts insinuating that she's supposed to polish his spear etc.
00:07:26.000 Let me know if there's anything else.
00:07:30.000 Let's have a good rest of 4 hours.
00:07:35.000 Now.
00:07:36.000 The magic begins.
00:07:39.000 God where am I?
00:07:40.000 I know exactly where I am though.
00:07:42.000 We're at the abandoned shack and we're being captured.
00:07:45.000 Oh gorgeous. 0.95
00:07:46.000 Our way to die. 0.69
00:07:48.000 Sleep well?
00:07:49.000 I did.
00:07:50.000 I did sleep well actually.
00:07:51.000 Does it matter?
00:07:52.000 You're warm, dry, and still very much alive.
00:07:56.000 Love her armor.
00:07:57.000 It's really cool.
00:07:58.000 It's more than you said for old Grelod.
00:07:59.000 Hmm?
00:08:02.000 Half of Skyrim knows. 0.95
00:08:04.000 Old hag gets butchered in her own orphanage. 0.98
00:08:06.000 She had it coming. 0.92
00:08:07.000 Years like that tend to get around.
00:08:09.000 She was but a dog.
00:08:10.000 Oh, you don't misunderstand.
00:08:11.000 I'm not criticizing.
00:08:12.000 It was a good kill.
00:08:13.000 Cool.
00:08:14.000 It was.
00:08:15.000 It was a good kill actually.
00:08:16.000 I can confirm this to be true.
00:08:17.000 And to save the group of urchins to boot. 0.99
00:08:19.000 Yeah.
00:08:20.000 I did.
00:08:21.000 But I can be with you actually.
00:08:34.000 I just want to talk to you.
00:08:36.000 The kind was by all rights a Dark Brotherhood contract. 0.67
00:08:41.000 A kill that you stole.
00:08:44.000 A kill you must repay. 1.00
00:08:46.000 Alrighty then. 1.00
00:08:47.000 Let's do it.
00:08:48.000 Well now.
00:08:49.000 Funny you should ask.
00:08:51.000 If you turn around you'll notice my guests.
00:08:54.000 I've collected them from...
00:08:57.000 Well, that's not really important.
00:08:59.000 The here and now.
00:09:01.000 That's what matters.
00:09:03.000 Alright, cool.
00:09:04.000 Let's see.
00:09:05.000 There's a contract out on one of them.
00:09:07.000 And that person can't leave this room alive.
00:09:09.000 Alright then.
00:09:10.000 Let's do it.
00:09:11.000 But...
00:09:12.000 Which one?
00:09:13.000 Go on.
00:09:14.000 See if you can figure it out.
00:09:17.000 Let's do it, two friends. 1.00
00:09:19.000 Make your kill. 1.00
00:09:21.000 I just want to observe. 1.00
00:09:23.000 And admire.
00:09:31.000 See.
00:09:32.000 I knew we could resolve this civilly.
00:09:35.000 A dead oath must be repaid.
00:09:37.000 You understand that?
00:09:39.000 I do.
00:09:40.000 Well.
00:09:41.000 Get to it then. 1.00
00:09:42.000 Pick your guest and send the poor fool to the void. 0.99
00:09:46.000 I'll give you the key to this shack and you'll be on your way. 1.00
00:09:49.000 This guy looks dodgy as fuck. 0.99
00:09:56.000 Whoever this is, clearly we got off on the wrong foot. 1.00
00:09:59.000 Ah, but no worries.
00:10:01.000 This is not the first time I have been bagged and dragged.
00:10:04.000 Ah, Varsha at your service.
00:10:07.000 Obtainer of goods, taker of lives, and defiler of daughters.
00:10:12.000 Defiler of daughters. 0.55
00:10:14.000 Hmm. 0.96
00:10:15.000 Perhaps I will have my people carve my name in your corpse as a reminder. 0.99
00:10:19.000 You. 0.98
00:10:20.000 I don't like your attitude. 0.98
00:10:22.000 Admire this kill now, true friends.
00:10:25.000 I would say that he's but a dog, but he's actually a cat.
00:10:28.000 So I'm gonna come up with something else.
00:10:30.000 How dare you talk to me like that.
00:10:33.000 Execution hood.
00:10:34.000 Oh, by the way I have a mod that hides like headgear.
00:10:45.000 That's why.
00:10:46.000 So I actually have like a hood on as well, but I like to see the faces of the characters.
00:10:50.000 That's why.
00:10:51.000 All of them were guilty.
00:10:53.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:10:56.000 Don't you understand?
00:10:58.000 Guilt, innocence, right, wrong, irrelevant. 0.95
00:11:02.000 What matters is I ordered you to kill someone, and you obeyed. 0.98
00:11:09.000 Of course. 0.97
00:11:10.000 And you've repaid your debt in full. 0.98
00:11:12.000 Sickening. 0.93
00:11:13.000 Here's the key to the shack.
00:11:15.000 But why stop here?
00:11:17.000 I say we take our relationship to the next level.
00:11:21.000 Let's do it, brud. 0.99
00:11:22.000 Let's fucking do it. 0.99
00:11:23.000 I would like to officially extend to you an invitation to join my family. 0.98
00:11:27.000 Awesome.
00:11:28.000 Love it.
00:11:30.000 Love it.
00:11:31.000 In the southwest reaches of Skyrim, in the pine forest, you'll find the entrance to our sanctuary.
00:11:37.000 It's just beneath the road, hidden from view.
00:11:41.000 When questioned by the black door, answer with the correct passphrase, silence my brother.
00:11:48.000 The city, and your new life begins.
00:11:52.000 All right, cool.
00:11:53.000 Let's do it, brud.
00:11:54.000 I'll see you at home.
00:11:55.000 All right, true friends.
00:11:56.000 I utilized a little edit.
00:11:58.000 Did you see a dog out there?
00:11:59.000 A dog?
00:12:02.000 What sort of dog?
00:12:03.000 No dog, really.
00:12:04.000 The blacksmith is offering a reward for a dog he saw on the road.
00:12:07.000 Ah, cool.
00:12:08.000 I was hoping you'd seen him.
00:12:09.000 Let's inquire more about this glorious dog of wisdom. 0.76
00:12:12.000 Even your nose clean while you're here, outsider. 1.00
00:12:15.000 All right, let's do it.
00:12:17.000 Cool.
00:12:18.000 Let's have a little cardio session in the rain.
00:12:22.000 You can actually think it's quite nice to be out on a good old walk in the rain, because
00:12:28.000 you always know that the warmth of your homestead is there for you when you get back.
00:12:35.000 So it becomes like a nice sensation.
00:12:38.000 Almost like coming home to the Dark Brotherhood.
00:12:41.000 Hello, door. 0.77
00:12:43.000 How are you today?
00:12:45.000 What is the music of life?
00:12:50.000 Silence, my brother.
00:12:56.000 That's my brother.
00:12:58.000 Tybru.
00:12:59.000 I appreciate it.
00:13:01.000 Now let's talk to our new friend.
00:13:08.000 Astrid.
00:13:09.000 Kinda cool name, actually.
00:13:11.000 I like it.
00:13:12.000 Hello, gorgeous! 1.00
00:13:14.000 Ah, at last.
00:13:16.000 I hope you found the place all right.
00:13:18.000 I did.
00:13:20.000 What happens now?
00:13:21.000 Well, what happens now is you start your new life in the Dark Brotherhood.
00:13:27.000 Sounds cool and exciting.
00:13:30.000 This, as you can see, is our sanctuary.
00:13:33.000 You won't find a safer place in all of Skyrim.
00:13:36.000 Awesome.
00:13:37.000 So get comfortable.
00:13:38.000 I will.
00:13:41.000 Our family, my dearest.
00:13:44.000 Our family.
00:13:46.000 Nice.
00:13:47.000 Together.
00:13:48.000 United as one.
00:13:49.000 The Dark Brotherhood can accomplish anything.
00:13:52.000 But you must be anxious to get to work.
00:13:55.000 I am. 1.00
00:13:56.000 Let's kill someone. 1.00
00:13:58.000 For now, go see Nazir. 1.00
00:14:01.000 He's got several smaller contracts. 1.00
00:14:03.000 The sick cunt, he's actually called. 0.99
00:14:06.000 And things around here are sure to get even more interesting. 1.00
00:14:11.000 Ah, but one last thing.
00:14:13.000 A welcome home present.
00:14:15.000 Ah, the armor.
00:14:16.000 The armor of the Dark Brotherhood.
00:14:18.000 Yes.
00:14:19.000 May it serve you well in all your endeavors.
00:14:23.000 Nice.
00:14:24.000 Let's change clothes, true friends.
00:14:27.000 Always nice with new clothes.
00:14:32.000 Let's stand there.
00:14:34.000 Look at that.
00:14:35.000 That is Thieves Guild.
00:14:37.000 Now, apparel.
00:14:38.000 Emelot of RK.
00:14:40.000 Quite bad, to be honest.
00:14:42.000 So, yeah.
00:14:43.000 Shrouded Armor.
00:14:44.000 Poison Resistance.
00:14:45.000 Boom.
00:14:46.000 Shrouded Boots.
00:14:47.000 Oh, Muffle. 0.96
00:14:48.000 That's brilliant.
00:14:49.000 Bows do more damage.
00:14:50.000 Yes, please.
00:14:51.000 Shrouded Gloves.
00:14:52.000 Backstab does double damage. 0.99
00:14:53.000 That's fucking awesome if there ever was one. 0.99
00:14:54.000 Look at that. 0.99
00:14:55.000 Looking fucking juicy. 0.99
00:14:56.000 Like an MMA rash guard. 0.99
00:14:57.000 I am.
00:14:58.000 Cool.
00:14:59.000 It's a pleasure.
00:15:00.000 To meet you, my friend.
00:15:01.000 Okay.
00:15:02.000 Fine.
00:15:03.000 To meet you, my friend.
00:15:04.000 Okay.
00:15:05.000 Fine.
00:15:06.000 Okay.
00:15:07.000 Fine.
00:15:08.000 If you're still breathing in a few weeks, I'm sure we'll be the best of friends.
00:15:12.000 Nice.
00:15:13.000 I won't work. 0.99
00:15:14.000 I want to kill someone. 0.99
00:15:15.000 Did she now? 1.00
00:15:16.000 No.
00:15:17.000 No.
00:15:18.000 No.
00:15:19.000 No.
00:15:20.000 No.
00:15:21.000 No.
00:15:22.000 No.
00:15:23.000 No.
00:15:24.000 No.
00:15:25.000 No.
00:15:26.000 No.
00:15:27.000 No.
00:15:28.000 No.
00:15:29.000 No.
00:15:30.000 No.
00:15:31.000 No.
00:15:32.000 No.
00:15:33.000 No.
00:15:34.000 No.
00:15:35.000 No.
00:15:36.000 No.
00:15:37.000 No.
00:15:38.000 No.
00:15:39.000 No.
00:15:40.000 It won't work. 1.00
00:15:41.000 I want to kill someone. 1.00
00:15:42.000 Indeed. 0.98
00:15:43.000 Well, as it turns out, there are a few lingering contracts we haven't had the chance to complete
00:15:48.200 just yet.
00:15:49.200 And more dribbling in from time to time.
00:15:53.000 I'll assign them to you as they become available to be completed at your leisure.
00:16:00.000 Sounds simple enough.
00:16:02.000 It is.
00:16:03.000 Cool.
00:16:04.000 These aren't particularly glamorous assassinations, I'll be honest.
00:16:07.000 Don't pay much either
00:16:08.660 But they'll keep you busy
00:16:10.400 Just do them as you're able
00:16:12.580 There's no real time limit
00:16:14.580 The targets aren't going anywhere
00:16:17.340 You can turn each one in as it's completed
00:16:20.660 Or wait and turn in the whole group
00:16:22.560 When all the targets have been eliminated
00:16:24.220 I'm ready
00:16:25.340 I'm gonna skip this part
00:16:29.660 Can you actually
00:16:34.560 Train me in light armor
00:16:38.940 Nice
00:16:43.660 What? Okay
00:16:53.980 I bet feminism did that 1.00
00:17:01.140 He lives just outside Angus Mill in the woods
00:17:03.920 He was once the miller
00:17:05.800 Now Papias is just a paranoid recluse
00:17:09.420 Who thinks someone is out to get him
00:17:11.740 Which is true 0.99
00:17:13.740 Indeed indeed
00:17:15.800 Narfi what kind of guy is Narfi then
00:17:18.520 I'll teach you how to use it effectively
00:17:21.360 Either way
00:17:22.240 Let's see what this little 0.98
00:17:24.960 Kill mark for death
00:17:32.560 Like it 1.00
00:17:33.440 Alright cool
00:17:34.680 Let's get to it
00:17:36.280 For the first
00:17:37.120 She seems like
00:17:43.520 Like an unpleasant woman 1.00
00:17:46.960 I bet she was a big meanie 1.00
00:17:51.880 To watch her former husband
00:17:53.580 I bet that's the reason they broke up
00:17:55.540 No I had no idea
00:17:58.940 Might just be the case that he
00:18:01.300 Was the big meanie
00:18:03.140 Really
00:18:03.420 Okay I need to travel there
00:18:05.560 How on
00:18:06.520 Nice
00:18:07.180 Let's see where the other
00:18:08.320 People are at
00:18:09.420 Gonna need some cardio
00:18:12.980 For that one
00:18:13.660 Narfi
00:18:14.380 Where are you
00:18:16.280 Alright then
00:18:19.920 Narfi
00:18:20.620 I haven't gotten any action
00:18:26.940 In this episode
00:18:27.680 Mainly conversation
00:18:29.120 FÃ¥a myren
00:18:29.940 Look at that
00:18:31.340 Look at
00:18:33.360 The glorious nature of Skyrim
00:18:35.280 Hello main
00:18:37.960 That's it main
00:18:39.400 Okay then
00:18:41.540 Narfi
00:18:42.240 Bra
00:18:42.400 Let us
00:18:52.080 In all actuality 0.99
00:18:53.720 Kill this 0.90
00:18:54.380 Kill this 1.00
00:18:55.260 Bustard 1.00
00:18:55.700 Burst
00:19:01.440 And yes
00:19:03.460 That is a Dark Knight reference
00:19:05.000 Is he perhaps
00:19:10.780 Sleeping here
00:19:11.620 In there
00:19:12.060 I want to get a clean 0.98
00:19:17.420 Clean kill
00:19:19.320 Didn't I actually have
00:19:28.640 I thought I had a dagger
00:19:30.500 Also
00:19:30.980 I'm gonna need to get one
00:19:32.700 Hello
00:19:34.180 Here we are
00:19:37.860 Serves you right
00:19:40.380 Serves you right
00:19:40.400 For being
00:19:41.060 Spastic 0.99
00:19:43.860 I don't know
00:19:44.440 Didn't come up with anything
00:19:46.300 Original or fun
00:19:48.860 To call him
00:19:49.540 So he
00:19:50.280 He was that instead
00:19:51.420 Alright then 1.00
00:19:52.840 Let's kill some 0.99
00:19:54.000 Some more 1.00
00:19:54.940 Okay let's kill 1.00
00:19:59.540 Baytild 0.99
00:20:00.040 We're gonna have to
00:20:01.620 Travel
00:20:02.040 To
00:20:03.200 To there
00:20:03.860 Okay
00:20:08.180 Enemies
00:20:08.780 Enemies
00:20:09.300 Nearby
00:20:10.040 Let's
00:20:12.940 Let's 1.00
00:20:13.260 Get the fuck 0.96
00:20:13.920 Out of here 0.93
00:20:14.460 I love the nature of Skyrim
00:20:20.260 So epic
00:20:21.240 Epic and glorious
00:20:29.600 Alright
00:20:31.840 Alright let's see if we can
00:20:32.720 Fast travel
00:20:33.640 Right
00:20:34.380 Now
00:20:35.100 Dawnstar
00:20:40.620 Alright I'll edit
00:20:43.200 Until we can
00:20:44.360 Alright true friends
00:20:46.640 I utilised a little edit there
00:20:48.200 Until we came here
00:20:49.380 Don't know for
00:20:57.660 For how much we can
00:20:59.180 Actually sneak here
00:21:00.520 See that's a guard
00:21:01.780 Right
00:21:02.340 There
00:21:03.280 And there's some sort of
00:21:05.580 Other
00:21:05.900 Other
00:21:09.660 Human
00:21:10.980 Or elf
00:21:11.740 Or something
00:21:12.300 Alrighty then
00:21:14.240 Where are you
00:21:15.060 You greedy 0.81
00:21:16.400 Busted 0.97
00:21:16.920 Seems to be
00:21:19.220 Outside
00:21:19.780 Sit down here
00:21:23.380 Is that her
00:21:29.280 Maybe
00:21:29.580 Gonna have a quick save
00:21:31.260 Let us
00:21:37.620 Do this
00:21:38.220 The sneaky way
00:21:39.880 Do we have any
00:21:40.920 Poison
00:21:41.600 Yeah
00:21:43.020 Nice
00:21:43.860 Now then 1.00
00:21:46.500 Die
00:21:48.220 Unbeliever
00:21:48.920 Take this
00:21:49.360 And hold on to it
00:21:50.140 I'll be back
00:21:51.000 For it later
00:21:51.520 Off
00:21:51.860 I'll pay you good
00:21:52.820 Don't lose it
00:21:54.240 No time to talk
00:21:56.440 What in the actual
00:21:56.980 He spoiled
00:21:57.980 He spoiled
00:21:58.480 He spoiled my shot 1.00
00:22:01.060 The cunt 1.00
00:22:02.560 I'm gonna kill him 1.00
00:22:03.680 And now we don't even 1.00
00:22:07.420 Have any poison
00:22:08.240 Weak poison 0.99
00:22:10.820 Fuck's sake 1.00
00:22:14.040 Oh well 1.00
00:22:14.680 Die 0.99
00:22:15.840 Die
00:22:15.860 Unbeliever
00:22:16.520 Come on
00:22:26.300 Come on
00:22:26.700 Don't wanna get caught
00:22:28.740 Here
00:22:28.980 Horik 0.99
00:22:30.080 Halfhand
00:22:30.860 Is 0.88
00:22:31.980 Not a true friend
00:22:32.920 Actually
00:22:33.260 Nice
00:22:40.540 Nice
00:22:40.560 We're hidden
00:22:41.000 Again
00:22:41.360 I thought
00:22:44.160 We'd get here
00:22:44.720 With
00:22:45.020 One
00:22:45.860 Shot
00:22:47.520 Actually
00:22:48.000 But
00:22:48.440 It was not the case
00:22:50.640 True friends
00:22:51.140 Not at all
00:22:51.880 Quick save
00:22:57.180 Again
00:22:57.620 Oh there
00:23:06.440 There was
00:23:07.000 A little
00:23:07.900 Did you see someone
00:23:11.520 Run past just now
00:23:12.700 Yes
00:23:14.900 It was a little
00:23:21.940 Sneak thief
00:23:22.740 Alright cool
00:23:26.200 Can I get
00:23:26.960 Can I get back 0.90
00:23:27.920 To my killing 0.98
00:23:28.560 Of this 0.99
00:23:29.020 Contract now
00:23:30.580 Thanks
00:23:32.420 Bru
00:23:32.760 And now they're
00:23:33.640 Looking at me
00:23:34.300 Cool
00:23:35.680 Let's see if we have
00:23:36.380 Another poison
00:23:37.240 Weakling
00:23:39.400 That's 0.99
00:23:40.360 Fucking bad 0.99
00:23:41.360 Boom 1.00
00:23:44.100 Brina
00:23:48.000 Merilis
00:23:48.700 Is that even her
00:23:49.660 Beytild 0.92
00:23:51.820 That's not her 0.97
00:23:53.000 God
00:23:54.280 I'm 1.00
00:23:54.620 Ah fuck 1.00
00:23:55.540 Ah come on 1.00
00:23:57.580 Come on
00:23:57.800 Come on
00:23:58.380 Don't discover us
00:24:00.760 So that's not even her
00:24:06.140 I shot at the wrong
00:24:07.720 Girl 0.91
00:24:08.260 I just
00:24:09.120 Assumed
00:24:10.460 That it was her
00:24:12.500 And look how
00:24:14.280 I'm moonwalking there
00:24:15.720 So yeah
00:24:21.700 Either way
00:24:22.900 Let's get the right
00:24:24.560 Target this time
00:24:25.760 Skyrim belongs to the Norge
00:24:30.020 Where is the
00:24:32.560 Where is the girl
00:24:39.080 At hand
00:24:39.740 Where is she
00:24:41.480 Aha
00:24:48.860 Found you
00:24:50.600 Now troopers
00:24:55.640 Do you think I can get her 0.99
00:24:56.620 With a shot at 1.00
00:24:57.720 With a shot at
00:24:57.760 Boom
00:24:58.820 There we are
00:25:02.800 Beautifully done
00:25:03.840 Nice
00:25:05.760 Report back to
00:25:07.840 Nazir 0.64
00:25:08.540 Now
00:25:14.360 Where is this little
00:25:16.020 Guy hiding at
00:25:18.620 Enemies nearby
00:25:23.300 Alright
00:25:24.020 True friends
00:25:24.820 Do you know what
00:25:25.460 I'm actually gonna end
00:25:27.780 This glorious episode
00:25:28.660 Right here
00:25:29.280 Let me know
00:25:30.580 If you
00:25:31.360 Admire my
00:25:33.020 Traps and chest
00:25:34.500 And
00:25:35.860 Thank you very much
00:25:37.160 For watching
00:25:37.760 Always a pleasure
00:25:38.780 I'll do the
00:25:39.760 Dark Brotherhood
00:25:40.380 With this
00:25:40.800 And then perhaps
00:25:41.900 Do some more episodes
00:25:42.840 With the
00:25:43.180 Golden Nord of Skyrim
00:25:45.340 A.K.A.
00:25:46.300 Me
00:25:46.640 And then obviously
00:25:48.260 Gonna do
00:25:48.880 Let's Plays
00:25:50.300 On Space Marine
00:25:52.720 And Attila
00:25:53.860 So
00:25:54.920 Thank you very much
00:25:55.780 For watching
00:25:56.420 Yet again
00:25:57.160 And who am I
00:25:58.740 I'm the glorious
00:26:00.340 Assassin of Wisdom
00:26:01.600 XXO
00:26:02.340 Boom