The Golden One - October 09, 2015


Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 6


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Length

29 minutes

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Word count

3,401

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

15

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Toxicity

76

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Hate speech

16

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The Dark Brotherhood have finally struck out at the Emperor with their plan to steal the identity of the gourmet, but will they be able to get their hands on the master chef? Will they be prepared to take on the task at hand?

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00:00:00.000 Hello lads, how are we today? My face still isn't glorious enough to be seen so I
00:00:07.480 thought today's video will be yet another faceless let's play but I think
00:00:14.160 I'll be back to my regular video routine either tomorrow or the day after that
00:00:21.800 and I have some some training footage coming up I realized that I I can make
00:00:28.620 you know some cool sick physique videos with with martial arts as well and bring
00:00:37.860 some variety to to the mix but more of that later then we're gonna talk this
00:00:43.560 gorgeous girl and how gorgeous and beyond is safe and for that you have my 0.93
00:00:48.420 thanks awesome but what of the fool is Cicero dead excellent once again you've 0.98
00:00:56.340 proven yourself a born assassin tell you what quite so why don't you hold on to 0.95
00:01:01.440 Shadowmere a while longer he's a fine steed and hasn't been ridden nearly as much
00:01:06.960 as he should lately and now the Cicero mess has been mopped up the matter at hand
00:01:13.620 hmm oh yeah there's just one more target before we strike out at the Emperor have
00:01:20.580 you by chance heard of the gourmet the gourmet he makes sick games kitchen episodes
00:01:26.280 that would be cool the gourmet is scheduled to cook for the Emperor at a special dinner
00:01:31.620 you'll kill him steal his writ of passage and assume the role of master chef
00:01:37.320 Festus has been spearheading this part of the assassination plan he's close to uncovering the 0.95
00:01:43.980 identity of the gourmet you should report to him what new Leon imagine that
00:01:51.000 games kitchen with the gourmet that would be cool next time and then we can cook
00:01:57.120 something fun Oh Festus where are thou I just want to talk to you I'm gonna eat
00:02:04.680 these mushrooms first so I become juicy oh yes hello main look I I just wanted to say 0.99
00:02:15.600 thanks for coming to fuck when I become wolf I am treachery incarnate nice what's this 0.99
00:02:22.140 apprentice all right to talk to me hello mate quite so but first you'll need to learn 1.00
00:02:29.460 who he is assuming of course that the gourmet actually is a he could be a woman for all we
00:02:36.480 know you know maybe I was right I I bet it's um it's a guy
00:02:41.580 smart enough to shut up and listen can't be all and my seems to be a message from the
00:02:46.980 all righty then oh get on with it get on with it as I was saying oh and if you can 0.99
00:02:56.940 he's beginning to get cranky he's an old fool tell me about this cookbook and all 0.97
00:03:04.620 right let's admire these spiders hello spiders they are a true friend spiders in 0.98
00:03:11.400 all actuality a known roots I always want to collect oh hello are you are you well
00:03:22.080 now I've been part of the dark brotherhood from the day I'm sickening how about that
00:03:27.000 what's it like being in an Argonian I wonder that I've actually never played as an Argonian
00:03:34.620 never played as a Khajiit either um never been a bossmer either to be honest I don't know 1.00
00:03:42.820 why I have no idea true friends why why that might be understone keep all righty then
00:03:50.700 Markhart
00:03:53.260 I like Riften also like Markhart a lot really sick for sick um city you know like Sheltie 1.00
00:04:04.760 uh might might might help the foursorn uh liberate it from the noach I like them they're good uh 0.90
00:04:14.480 nationalist separatists of juiciness hello lads old warren city underneath to keep
00:04:23.600 the shoe and the bossmer are quite short actually but that's cool
00:04:28.160 uh that is that's completely oh hello dog can you talk to me it says I can talk to the dog
00:04:41.800 but I can't hello dog can I pet him that's quite cute he could be a faithful companion
00:04:48.440 yes hello for the hundredth time I am a Breton I was born in High Rock and then I came here I am not a rich man
00:04:59.620 oh but you are I know who you are Anton and where you're from who are you what do you want
00:05:08.660 Morrissey the gourmet who is he Morrissey the gourmet never I don't know what led you here
00:05:17.960 but nothing will betray my trust I'll take the secret of the gourmet's identity to my grave
00:05:22.920 for the dark brotherhood that can be easily arranged the dark brotherhood
00:05:29.500 indeed now wait a minute let's not get hasty I mean surely my friend wouldn't want me to endanger
00:05:35.540 my own life right look right name is Balagor Gronolo he's an orc the gourmet's an orc he's staying at the
00:05:43.520 night gate in that's all I know now now you'll let me go right no
00:05:50.180 but I don't want to kill him okay all right wonderful you're welcome I'll just be on my way
00:06:01.640 then but I don't want to kill him all right true friends 0.95
00:06:11.660 I'm sorry Anton you left me no choice now I'm gonna kill your friend do you have anything fun
00:06:23.640 no new ah sweet role for a meeting sweet role of wisdom okay let's let's get out of there and look 0.97
00:06:33.480 at the possibility of killing the gourmet and not really not really all too glorious to be honest to 0.99
00:06:44.640 kill a grubble juicy orc like he supplies his true friends with sick meals high in protein and and 0.99
00:06:52.980 micronutrients each day and then we're gonna kill him I would watch much rather have him in my 0.99
00:06:57.840 service imagine that though you have like a gourmet chef a personal chef that makes you nutritious meal
00:07:10.440 every day that would be awesome though oh well I still have to do the will of cities unfortunately but
00:07:21.360 you know life is is what it is sometimes you have to kill chefs to to appease your employers
00:07:27.300 mostly that happens in Skyrim though but you know it's it's it's okay actually the night gate in 0.99
00:07:38.860 cellar hello grubble all right let's let's kill this this juicy pale orc 1.00
00:07:50.040 hello grubble 1.00
00:07:55.980 now Thanos I love you
00:07:57.980 for meeting look at that sick music and we're gonna hide where can we hide him though
00:08:06.540 behind here maybe oh all right then let's look at the possibility of dragging this guy come with me
00:08:18.480 come here then not often you drag things I remember you've done this only once before and that was
00:08:29.220 actually a good few years back when I did this the first time are you hidden now you are you spastic come on now 0.99
00:08:38.420 maybe we can use a shout how about that
00:08:49.760 oh look at that sick physique now we have the writ of thing let's report back to Festus the the juicy 0.99
00:09:03.800 juicy pale orc and no he's uh is he a nord I don't know I'm gonna see if there is an alternate route out
00:09:14.220 from here Skyrim belongs to the nord
00:09:20.160 it's true it does
00:09:22.160 wow look at this that's awesome a little I like those kind of things
00:09:25.960 in all actuality I can confirm this to be true I wonder why they didn't do any more DLCs for Skyrim like Solstheim and
00:09:41.900 um and uh Dawn Guard I mean those are really good added loads of joy and content to the core game and I mean since the Skyrim was so popular they would make a lot of money on it as well like I would definitely buy it a new DLC for Skyrim
00:10:00.840 uh
00:10:02.840 Elders Girls Online wasn't really really worthy 1.00
00:10:06.840 hello mate
00:10:08.840 he's dead can you understand that
00:10:10.840 ah
00:10:12.840 yes
00:10:14.840 I was wrong about you
00:10:16.840 indeed
00:10:18.840 good
00:10:20.840 cool
00:10:22.840 nice
00:10:26.840 you'd better get a move on and see
00:10:29.840 hello gorgeous
00:10:30.840 brother
00:10:31.840 in the dark brotherhood
00:10:32.840 I found acceptance
00:10:33.840 love
00:10:34.840 and my life's true purpose
00:10:35.840 perhaps I want to find love with you
00:10:37.840 not a curious question
00:10:38.840 well
00:10:39.840 I enjoy moonlit nights
00:10:41.840 taking long walks on the beach
00:10:43.840 knitting
00:10:44.840 and unicorns 0.58
00:10:45.840 in fact
00:10:46.840 I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night
00:10:49.840 and discovered a unicorn
00:10:50.840 which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle
00:10:54.840 I'm a woman of refined yet simple tastes 0.83
00:10:58.840 uh cool
00:11:00.840 cool
00:11:01.840 we'll talk later
00:11:02.840 I don't like how she refers to us as brother though
00:11:07.840 brother zoned
00:11:09.840 I mean
00:11:11.840 we are rather handsome after all aren't we
00:11:14.840 look at that red
00:11:17.840 and dashing hair
00:11:19.840 oh by the way
00:11:21.840 I have to look what we got
00:11:23.840 uh
00:11:24.840 Cicero
00:11:25.840 what did we get
00:11:28.840 we got
00:11:30.840 we got
00:11:31.840 was it a weapon perhaps
00:11:33.840 mmm
00:11:34.840 what
00:11:35.840 oh there we are
00:11:38.840 sneaking and destruction
00:11:40.840 I don't really use destruction
00:11:42.840 you've killed the gourmet
00:11:43.840 and now
00:11:44.840 we're ready 0.99
00:11:45.840 to assassinate the emperor 0.99
00:11:46.840 oh yes 0.93
00:11:47.840 and I've decided
00:11:48.840 you will have the honor
00:11:49.840 the emperor will die for cities and the night mother
00:11:51.840 yes
00:11:52.840 for cities
00:11:53.840 and the night mother
00:11:55.840 ah she's jelly 1.00
00:11:56.840 she's jelly 0.98
00:11:57.840 of the night mother
00:11:59.840 she does not approve of this
00:12:13.840 go now to castle dower in solitude
00:12:16.840 present the gourmet's writ of passage to the officer in charge
00:12:19.840 commander marrow
00:12:21.840 I'm sure you remember him
00:12:23.840 you'll gain unrestricted access to the kitchens
00:12:26.840 and then the emperor
00:12:28.840 you're posing as a chef
00:12:30.840 so you'll be able to poison his meal rather easily
00:12:33.840 I'll write it in
00:12:34.840 what poison should I use
00:12:36.840 here take this
00:12:37.840 it's called jaren root
00:12:39.840 all it takes is one taste
00:12:41.840 and the effects are quite immediate
00:12:43.840 the emperor will be serving Scythus 1.00
00:12:46.840 before he even knows he's dead
00:12:48.840 once a man has been killed
00:12:50.840 escape through the upper door
00:12:52.840 and across the bridge
00:12:53.840 I've arranged for it to be unguarded
00:12:56.840 once the alarm is sounded
00:12:58.840 now go my friend
00:13:00.840 go and fulfill your destiny as listener
00:13:04.840 not dolls 0.99
00:13:08.840 it took all the favors bribes and black males I could master 1.00
00:13:12.840 but I've secured your exit out of the keep 0.93
00:13:15.840 just to follow my instructions
00:13:17.840 and the dark brotherhood will be back on top
00:13:21.840 all thanks to you
00:13:23.840 awesome bro
00:13:25.840 thanks girl
00:13:27.840 represent us well
00:13:28.840 I will girl
00:13:30.840 woman 0.99
00:13:31.840 mem
00:13:32.840 ma'am
00:13:33.840 so yeah 0.99
00:13:34.840 speaking of killing emperors
00:13:35.840 I'm actually reading a book right now called
00:13:38.840 Iron and Rust
00:13:40.840 if I'm not mistaken
00:13:41.840 the latest by Harry Sidebottom at least
00:13:44.840 and I don't know what year it was exactly
00:13:50.840 but six emperors died within within a year
00:13:53.840 I'm actually gonna need to check that
00:13:55.840 check up on that
00:13:56.840 so to make sure I'm not spreading misinformation here
00:13:59.840 but I think it was 200 and something AD
00:14:03.840 really turbulent time in the Roman Empire
00:14:06.840 when his emperors came and went
00:14:09.840 I'm not sure of the exact date but it was 200 something
00:14:12.840 I'm not sure about the exact number of emperors either but a really turbulent time
00:14:19.840 time
00:14:20.840 and you know like just a really interesting time period
00:14:23.840 you know what
00:14:27.840 what's it supposed to talk to him
00:14:29.840 stop right there
00:14:30.840 tower is off limits until further notice
00:14:33.840 what's this now
00:14:34.840 look at that
00:14:35.840 ha ha
00:14:36.840 an order of eminence
00:14:37.840 possessor of these papers
00:14:38.840 Le Gourmet
00:14:41.840 by Azra
00:14:42.840 Le Gourmet
00:14:43.840 I
00:14:44.840 I'm sorry
00:14:45.840 I didn't realize
00:14:46.840 we had no idea who to expect
00:14:48.840 indeed
00:14:49.840 you're not dressed as I would have suspected
00:14:52.840 but please don't let me keep you
00:14:54.840 proceed to the kitchen straight away
00:14:56.840 Gianna
00:14:57.840 the castle chef
00:14:58.840 has been eagerly awaiting your arrival
00:14:59.840 she
00:15:01.840 she
00:15:02.840 she's
00:15:03.840 Gianna
00:15:04.840 that sounds like
00:15:05.840 one of those
00:15:06.840 really good looking
00:15:07.840 Italian girls 1.00
00:15:10.840 Italian girls are actually quite 1.00
00:15:11.840 quite good looking indeed
00:15:13.840 I must say
00:15:14.840 I must admit this
00:15:18.840 hello girl 0.97
00:15:21.840 not another delivery
00:15:22.840 I told you people
00:15:23.840 our stocks are fine
00:15:24.840 now put whatever
00:15:25.840 you misunderstand
00:15:26.840 for I am
00:15:27.840 allow me to
00:15:29.840 rephrase that
00:15:32.840 you misunderstand me
00:15:33.840 for I am
00:15:34.840 the Gourmet
00:15:35.840 the Gourmet
00:15:36.840 indeed
00:15:37.840 it's true
00:15:38.840 oh
00:15:39.840 finally
00:15:40.840 when I heard the Gourmet
00:15:41.840 was being brought in to cook for the emperor
00:15:42.840 I could hardly believe it
00:15:43.840 it's just
00:15:46.840 yes
00:15:47.840 I guess right
00:15:48.840 I always imagined the great Gourmet
00:15:50.840 was a wood health
00:15:51.840 you see
00:15:52.840 only someone with the knowledge of woodland herbs
00:15:54.840 could combine
00:15:55.840 silence
00:15:56.840 I'm ready to prepare the grand feast
00:16:01.840 actually
00:16:02.840 you're not
00:16:03.840 wearing a chef's hat
00:16:04.840 I mean
00:16:05.840 there's one right over there on the shelf
00:16:06.840 you can't very well cook without it
00:16:08.840 chef's hat
00:16:10.840 oh
00:16:12.840 and I'm over encumbered by a chef's hat
00:16:14.840 how about that
00:16:16.840 and
00:16:21.840 where is it
00:16:22.840 where is it
00:16:26.840 I can't remember
00:16:27.840 Cicero's hat instead
00:16:30.840 alrighty then
00:16:32.840 hello gal 1.00
00:16:33.840 look at you
00:16:34.840 absolutely brilliant
00:16:35.840 absolutely brilliant
00:16:36.840 now
00:16:37.840 now you're just as I imagined
00:16:40.840 God
00:16:41.840 I'm a bit rude
00:16:42.840 there
00:16:43.840 enough
00:16:44.840 the gourmet is here to cook not to talk
00:16:45.840 let's begin
00:16:46.840 yes but of course
00:16:47.840 the emperor has requested your signature dish
00:16:50.840 the potage le magnifique
00:16:52.840 I've taken the liberty of getting it started
00:16:55.840 but the cook only says so much
00:16:57.840 and everyone makes the potage differently
00:16:59.840 I would be honored if we could make it the gourmet special way
00:17:03.840 the base broth is already boiled
00:17:05.840 we can get started right now
00:17:07.840 so uh
00:17:08.840 which ingredients should I add next
00:17:17.840 oh
00:17:18.840 I get it
00:17:19.840 this is a test right
00:17:20.840 it is
00:17:21.840 well I know the potage le magnifique
00:17:23.840 well then I think a pinch of frost salt should do the trick
00:17:26.840 right
00:17:28.840 now what
00:17:32.840 my choice then
00:17:33.840 very well
00:17:34.840 I think we should add some Chorris eggs
00:17:36.840 for additional flavor
00:17:37.840 Chorris eggs
00:17:42.840 okay
00:17:43.840 uh
00:17:44.840 let me see
00:17:45.840 this'll
00:17:46.840 yes
00:17:47.340 let's try that
00:17:47.840 just a sprig or two
00:17:52.840 uh
00:17:53.840 my choice
00:17:54.840 hmm
00:17:55.840 all right then
00:17:56.840 tomatoes
00:17:57.840 simple yet
00:17:58.840 infinitely flavorful
00:17:59.840 don't you agree
00:18:01.840 well I have to say
00:18:02.840 the stew is done
00:18:03.840 add anything else
00:18:04.840 and we may dilute the distinct flavors
00:18:06.840 so
00:18:07.840 is that it
00:18:11.840 oh
00:18:12.840 what is this
00:18:13.840 some kind of herb
00:18:14.840 are you sure
00:18:15.840 I am
00:18:16.840 I can confirm
00:18:17.840 any other ingredient
00:18:18.840 might
00:18:20.840 now
00:18:21.840 now
00:18:22.840 who's the gourmet hair 0.70
00:18:23.840 I'm sorry
00:18:24.840 of course
00:18:25.840 it's your most famous
00:18:26.840 how dare she question our profound wisdom
00:18:27.840 in the gourmet
00:18:28.840 arts
00:18:29.840 all right then
00:18:30.840 the secret ingredient's been added
00:18:31.840 and if I may say so
00:18:32.840 it has been an honor
00:18:33.840 getting a chance
00:18:34.840 to prepare a meal
00:18:35.840 with
00:18:36.840 well
00:18:37.840 the best chef
00:18:38.840 in the entire empire
00:18:39.840 yeah
00:18:40.840 it's cool
00:18:41.840 it's fine
00:18:42.840 my pleasure
00:18:47.840 they are
00:18:48.840 they're dying
00:18:49.840 indeed
00:18:50.840 at a
00:18:51.840 gorgeous 1.00
00:18:52.840 look at that juicy ass 1.00
00:18:55.840 fucking 1.00
00:18:56.840 massive physique 1.00
00:18:57.840 don't spill it now
00:18:59.840 the
00:19:00.840 the
00:19:01.840 Jarin route was
00:19:02.840 was really expensive actually
00:19:04.840 no
00:19:05.840 I have no idea
00:19:06.840 if it was
00:19:07.840 if it was really expensive
00:19:09.840 I
00:19:11.840 will tear down this 0.99
00:19:12.840 blasphemous fabric 0.60
00:19:14.840 in honor of
00:19:15.840 Jarl Ulfric
00:19:16.840 by the way
00:19:18.840 I need to check something
00:19:19.840 apparently
00:19:20.840 in
00:19:21.840 Jarl Ulfric's
00:19:22.840 office
00:19:23.840 in Windhelm
00:19:24.840 there is supposed to be
00:19:25.840 notes from the Talmors
00:19:27.840 come on
00:19:28.840 go then
00:19:30.840 notes from the Talmor
00:19:32.840 giving him orders
00:19:33.840 like
00:19:34.840 so that
00:19:35.840 Ulfric is
00:19:36.840 acting on behalf
00:19:37.840 of the
00:19:38.840 yeah
00:19:39.840 of the Talmor
00:19:40.840 that could be really interesting
00:19:44.840 murder?
00:19:46.840 come on then
00:19:47.840 go I'm waiting for you
00:19:49.840 you 0.89
00:19:50.840 insolent 1.00
00:19:51.840 bastard 1.00
00:19:52.840 quite 1.00
00:19:53.840 yet
00:19:54.840 that recent business
00:19:55.840 with the young officer
00:19:56.840 Mara was it?
00:19:57.840 how dreadful
00:19:59.840 yes
00:20:00.840 go on then
00:20:01.840 go on girl 0.54
00:20:03.840 actually
00:20:04.840 gods
00:20:05.840 and I'm nervous
00:20:06.840 we'll go in in just a moment
00:20:07.840 please
00:20:08.840 I'll serve
00:20:09.840 you just stand there
00:20:10.840 and
00:20:11.840 be amazing
00:20:13.840 that is what I do
00:20:14.840 no danger
00:20:15.840 kill
00:20:16.840 the emperor 0.99
00:20:17.840 can be useful
00:20:18.840 but
00:20:19.840 befriending one
00:20:20.840 now
00:20:21.840 that's beneficial
00:20:22.840 as I'm sure
00:20:23.840 you'd all agree
00:20:25.840 hello guys
00:20:26.840 aha
00:20:27.840 here we are
00:20:28.840 honored guests
00:20:29.840 I present to you
00:20:30.840 the gourmet
00:20:32.840 hello hello
00:20:33.840 page le magnifique
00:20:35.840 so delicious
00:20:36.840 my friends
00:20:37.840 as emperor
00:20:38.840 I of course
00:20:39.840 reserve the right
00:20:40.840 of first taste
00:20:44.840 indeed
00:20:45.840 go on then
00:20:46.840 oh
00:20:47.840 how marvelous
00:20:48.840 just delicious
00:20:49.840 it is everything
00:20:50.840 I had hoped
00:20:51.840 it would be
00:20:52.840 it
00:20:53.840 I
00:20:55.840 I think something's wrong
00:20:56.840 I
00:20:57.840 okay now
00:20:58.840 now let's get ready to
00:20:59.840 get out of it
00:21:00.840 alright then
00:21:09.840 alright then
00:21:10.840 no
00:21:11.840 you don't understand
00:21:12.840 there's been some kind of mistake
00:21:13.840 I
00:21:14.840 ah
00:21:15.840 ah
00:21:16.840 ah
00:21:17.840 ah
00:21:18.840 ah 1.00
00:21:19.840 fuck 1.00
00:21:20.840 ah 1.00
00:21:23.840 god
00:21:24.840 I can't even see anything
00:21:25.840 bye
00:21:26.840 don't hurt me
00:21:28.840 we're fighting
00:21:30.840 where are
00:21:31.840 where is exit then
00:21:32.840 escape the tower
00:21:33.840 okay let's just run
00:21:34.840 for a while
00:21:36.840 god they don't really hurt 0.97
00:21:42.840 their damage is really fucking bad 0.98
00:21:53.840 ah 0.99
00:21:54.840 Talos come on 0.94
00:21:55.840 ah
00:21:56.840 let's
00:21:58.840 but it says we can go up there
00:22:07.840 oh
00:22:08.840 oh
00:22:09.840 there you are
00:22:10.840 hello emperor
00:22:11.840 bye
00:22:12.840 open solitude
00:22:13.840 okay
00:22:14.840 um
00:22:15.840 less than
00:22:16.840 less than glorious
00:22:17.840 gameplay
00:22:18.840 uh
00:22:19.840 right there
00:22:20.840 but
00:22:21.840 um
00:22:26.840 oh no
00:22:27.840 what's happening now
00:22:28.840 the most insufferable decoy
00:22:29.840 the emperor has ever employed 1.00
00:22:31.840 i'm glad he's dead
00:22:33.840 but i'm even happier 1.00
00:22:34.840 that you killed him 1.00
00:22:36.840 you 0.98
00:22:37.840 an assassin for the dark brotherhood 0.96
00:22:38.840 it's a trap
00:22:39.840 it's a trap
00:22:40.840 made an attempt on the emperor's life
00:22:41.840 would have succeeded had it been the real man
00:22:45.840 surprised
00:22:46.840 so was i
00:22:47.840 when a member of your family came to me with a plan
00:22:49.840 we worked out a deal you see
00:22:51.840 an exchange
00:22:52.840 i get you
00:22:54.840 and the dark brotherhood gets to continue its existence
00:22:57.840 but you know what
00:22:59.840 i've changed my mind
00:23:00.840 how about this 1.00
00:23:01.840 i kill you 1.00
00:23:02.840 and butcher each and every one of your miserable little friends 1.00
00:23:05.840 your sanctuary is being put to the sword right now 1.00
00:23:08.840 that's what i think of this deal 0.98
00:23:10.840 you killed my son 1.00
00:23:11.840 all of you 1.00
00:23:12.840 and now you'll pay the price
00:23:14.840 i actually like him
00:23:16.840 i think he's in the
00:23:17.840 he's in the right here
00:23:19.840 he's in the right here
00:23:21.840 all right then
00:23:24.840 escape the tower
00:23:29.840 let's take a potion
00:23:31.840 extreme healing
00:23:32.840 that's
00:23:33.840 i'll 1.00
00:23:35.840 kill you 1.00
00:23:36.840 that's 1.00
00:23:37.840 that's some good stuff right there
00:23:38.840 okay let's
00:23:39.840 let's just get out of here
00:23:40.840 and return
00:23:41.840 to skyrim
00:23:43.840 skyrim belongs to the nords
00:23:46.840 could i actually jump down there
00:23:52.840 to skyrim
00:23:53.840 oh there we are
00:23:54.840 nice
00:23:55.840 yeah so that escape was
00:23:57.840 was less than glorious i suppose
00:24:00.840 but
00:24:03.840 wow look at this though
00:24:04.840 this is rather awesome
00:24:06.840 let's hide
00:24:08.840 hey
00:24:10.840 and see if we can actually
00:24:17.840 haven't i discovered falkreath
00:24:20.840 okay
00:24:21.840 guards are pursuing me
00:24:26.840 all right i'll just edit a bit
00:24:29.840 all right little intrusion
00:24:30.840 there we are
00:24:31.840 i just ran around a bit
00:24:33.840 until we weren't
00:24:36.840 we weren't
00:24:37.840 followed anymore
00:24:38.840 admire this glorious horse
00:24:40.840 frost
00:24:41.840 frost
00:24:42.840 the loyal
00:24:43.840 i call him
00:24:44.840 all right cool
00:24:45.840 so let's return to the sanctuary
00:24:47.840 hello little fox
00:24:48.840 how are you today
00:24:50.840 and
00:24:51.840 see what the crack is
00:24:52.840 in all actuality
00:24:55.840 so yeah we were set up
00:24:56.840 by
00:24:58.840 someone
00:25:04.840 i've got a fight on our hands here
00:25:09.840 come on rider then
00:25:10.840 do you wanna box with me
00:25:11.840 how dare they attack my horse
00:25:16.840 how dare they attack my horse
00:25:24.840 no my poor horse
00:25:29.840 do we have a friend there somewhere
00:25:30.840 there somewhere
00:25:33.840 aha 1.00
00:25:38.840 ah fuck 1.00
00:25:41.840 you're nothing 1.00
00:25:47.840 kinda stupid to engage in a 0.99
00:25:49.840 in a 1.00
00:25:51.840 in an archery contest
00:25:54.840 with a woodhull
00:25:55.840 look at that
00:25:56.840 my my two horses
00:25:58.840 that's rather awesome
00:26:00.840 horses against
00:26:02.840 panathius
00:26:03.840 poculatus 0.99
00:26:07.840 fuck 1.00
00:26:11.840 come on and die you 1.00
00:26:12.840 insolent dogs 1.00
00:26:14.840 see 0.95
00:26:18.840 ah there we are
00:26:19.840 thank you horse
00:26:20.840 thank you horse
00:26:21.840 you are
00:26:23.840 true friend horses
00:26:24.840 i
00:26:25.840 i appreciate
00:26:26.840 thy help
00:26:27.840 alright
00:26:28.840 let's look
00:26:29.840 at what the crack is
00:26:30.840 here
00:26:32.840 astrid
00:26:34.840 astrid 0.85
00:26:35.840 please don't be dead
00:26:37.840 we had so much to talk about
00:26:39.840 regarding a bright future
00:26:40.840 future 0.98
00:26:43.840 one of these corpses
00:26:45.840 does it matter
00:26:46.840 oh look at that
00:26:53.840 ok i'm gonna do like this
00:27:07.840 god i'm really bad actually
00:27:10.840 oh 0.98
00:27:18.840 come on die then 1.00
00:27:22.840 now dalos 0.99
00:27:24.840 it's really frustrating 0.99
00:27:25.840 to be this fucking bad 0.99
00:27:26.840 in close combat 1.00
00:27:29.840 search
00:27:30.840 for survivors
00:27:34.840 are here
00:27:36.840 oh look at that
00:27:37.840 werewolf
00:27:38.840 i don't actually remember this
00:27:39.840 i don't actually remember this
00:27:47.840 whoop
00:27:48.840 wow look at that
00:27:49.840 ahaha
00:27:51.840 and
00:27:53.840 here we are
00:27:54.840 how dare you
00:28:07.840 talk of submission
00:28:13.840 talos
00:28:15.840 give me strength
00:28:16.840 nothing
00:28:17.840 nothing
00:28:18.840 hear me
00:28:24.840 alright i need
00:28:25.840 i need me a potion
00:28:26.840 right now
00:28:27.840 right now
00:28:45.840 come on then
00:28:46.840 yes
00:28:47.840 oh
00:28:48.840 oh
00:28:49.840 oh
00:28:50.840 nice
00:28:51.840 god
00:28:52.840 quite many of them
00:28:53.840 i don't remember this at all to be honest
00:28:57.840 imagine
00:28:58.840 how horrible it must be to be in here
00:29:00.840 if i can
00:29:03.840 if i can
00:29:05.840 alrighty then true friends
00:29:08.840 to create
00:29:09.840 additional suspension
00:29:10.840 suspension
00:29:11.840 i feel that this episode has been going on for quite a long time already
00:29:17.840 i don't wanna do this whole storyline at this particular moment
00:29:21.840 so um
00:29:23.840 i'm just gonna leave you right here 0.72
00:29:24.840 and then
00:29:26.840 next episode i'll hopefully be back with the face cam
00:29:28.840 but either way
00:29:29.840 thank you very much for watching
00:29:31.840 and then obviously next episode i'll
00:29:33.840 finish the dark brotherhood quest line
00:29:36.840 it will be highly glorious
00:29:38.840 and who am i
00:29:39.840 there's a secret
00:29:40.840 i'll never tell
00:29:41.840 xxo
00:29:42.840 boom