The Golden One - October 20, 2015


Total War： With Facecam. Western Roman Empire Chapter 5


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17 minutes

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1,947

Sentence count

504

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4

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Toxicity

33

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11

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Just a quick recap of what has happened in the past few weeks and how things are going on in the empire. Also a quick run down of what is going on with the rebels and the Ostrogoths. I hope you enjoy it!

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, you PROUD SONS OF ROME!
00:00:04.000 Welcome back to Good Old Attila. 0.90
00:00:06.000 I realized that I haven't made one of these episodes in over a month.
00:00:10.000 I don't know why, but either way, I've taken a good few turns since the last episode.
00:00:16.000 Just because the campaign is so big and takes so long, so it's not really viable to make an episode of exactly everything I do.
00:00:26.000 So I'm just gonna run over basically what has happened.
00:00:29.000 And I don't really remember what happened in the last episode.
00:00:33.000 But either way, I'm just gonna show you the glorious empire.
00:00:35.000 I managed to subjugate the Suebians. 1.00
00:00:38.000 I took the last settlement and subjugated them.
00:00:41.000 I have a peace treaty with Gaul.
00:00:44.000 And, you know, stable enough southern Gaul here.
00:00:49.000 Spain, as usual, is very rebellious.
00:00:52.000 I have a little rebellion there.
00:00:54.000 Gonna bring these guys over to subjugate them. 1.00
00:00:57.000 Because we can't really do any...
00:01:00.000 We can do a fleet, but not an army, as it were.
00:01:03.000 My friends, the Geats, they're not really friends now, but they have been molesting my cities, as it were. 0.86
00:01:15.000 We have a rebellion on our hands here by some African rebels. 0.93
00:01:20.000 Hopefully we will defend that.
00:01:26.000 Then we have...
00:01:28.000 Not stable.
00:01:30.000 You see, we're gonna have a rebellion right here as well.
00:01:33.000 Gotta do something about that.
00:01:35.000 We have...
00:01:37.000 Separatists here, almost killed them. 0.92
00:01:39.000 More Separatists there. 1.00
00:01:43.000 A bit of problems here as well.
00:01:48.000 I'll try to misdirect that army there.
00:01:51.000 The Thunderbolts of Donar.
00:01:55.000 And then we have...
00:01:57.000 The Ostrogoths coming in right there. 0.96
00:01:59.000 Gonna see if we can do anything to...
00:02:02.000 To stop them.
00:02:06.000 And we have a good army right here.
00:02:10.000 In all actuality.
00:02:12.000 So that's basically where we're at.
00:02:13.000 And...
00:02:14.000 Something very...
00:02:16.000 Interesting.
00:02:17.000 Is that...
00:02:18.000 The Eastern Roman Empire asks us if...
00:02:22.000 We would allow them to become a satrapy state.
00:02:25.000 Or a client state.
00:02:26.000 Client state.
00:02:27.000 So these...
00:02:28.000 They are our...
00:02:31.000 What's the right term now?
00:02:35.000 Puppet state.
00:02:36.000 That's it.
00:02:37.000 And they actually granted us...
00:02:39.000 10,000 gold for that.
00:02:40.000 So you see our coffers are...
00:02:43.000 Quite well filled indeed as it were.
00:02:45.000 So we're gonna look at...
00:02:47.000 Upgrading infrastructure.
00:02:50.000 Gonna upgrade the cities.
00:02:51.000 Because when you upgrade the cities...
00:02:53.000 The garrison also get better.
00:02:56.000 Which obviously is good.
00:02:57.000 Because then you can withstand rebellions.
00:02:59.000 Even if you don't really have any...
00:03:03.000 Any sort of...
00:03:08.000 Regular army nearby.
00:03:10.000 So I'm gonna take these guys.
00:03:12.000 Over here.
00:03:13.000 Hopefully we'll get here in time.
00:03:14.000 So we can... 0.93
00:03:15.000 Subgate the Bastards. 0.99
00:03:18.000 And... 0.98
00:03:19.000 We could take Elusa back from the rebels.
00:03:23.000 Could be an idea.
00:03:24.000 If we want that.
00:03:27.000 Could also bring this army up here.
00:03:29.000 To...
00:03:31.000 Deal with these guys.
00:03:32.000 But I think I'm gonna just...
00:03:34.000 Station them in Narbo. 0.85
00:03:38.000 Train...
00:03:40.000 A few more soldiers.
00:03:41.000 And then next turn...
00:03:42.000 Retake those guys.
00:03:43.000 So I can't really...
00:03:44.000 Reach those guys.
00:03:45.000 So I can't really...
00:03:48.000 Reach those guys.
00:03:49.000 Unfortunately.
00:03:51.000 So we're just gonna...
00:03:52.000 Stationed there.
00:03:54.000 Same here.
00:03:55.000 Can't really reach them.
00:03:57.000 So with that said.
00:03:58.000 The most fun aspect.
00:03:59.000 Of Total War.
00:04:00.000 Is the building things.
00:04:02.000 So we're gonna upgrade...
00:04:03.000 Italia.
00:04:05.000 Neapolis.
00:04:07.000 Fountain.
00:04:08.000 Always a good idea.
00:04:09.000 And we have some more...
00:04:11.000 Cash to spend right here.
00:04:13.000 We can go...
00:04:15.000 With a town...
00:04:17.000 Right...
00:04:19.000 There.
00:04:20.000 And then we can recruit some more units maybe.
00:04:23.000 Maybe we can do that.
00:04:25.000 Okay.
00:04:26.000 We have full stack right there.
00:04:28.000 We do it here maybe.
00:04:32.000 Dun dun.
00:04:33.000 There we are.
00:04:35.000 Alright.
00:04:36.000 End turn.
00:04:37.000 I will utilize a little edit as well.
00:04:39.000 Alright then Troopens.
00:04:40.000 Look at what happened here.
00:04:43.000 We got charged.
00:04:44.000 So...
00:04:45.000 I'm gonna take this battle because...
00:04:47.000 See there.
00:04:48.000 I can't really auto resolve it.
00:04:51.000 So...
00:04:53.000 Let's...
00:04:54.000 Let's do it shall we.
00:04:56.000 Alright.
00:04:57.000 So we see they have...
00:04:58.000 Two catapults.
00:04:59.000 And a lot of cavalry.
00:05:01.000 So the catapults are the things that we have to...
00:05:04.000 To look out for.
00:05:05.000 And...
00:05:06.000 Now.
00:05:07.000 Mounted artillery.
00:05:10.000 God I wish we didn't have this much fog.
00:05:13.000 The enemy is...
00:05:14.000 Over here.
00:05:16.000 Which means that...
00:05:18.000 We wanna place...
00:05:20.000 You...
00:05:22.000 There.
00:05:23.000 God wish we had another one.
00:05:27.000 And the barricades...
00:05:29.000 Where might we place you then?
00:05:32.000 There perhaps.
00:05:35.000 This might be handy to have at...
00:05:41.000 At the walls.
00:05:43.000 God I can't see...
00:05:44.000 I can't see a thing here.
00:05:46.000 Oh well.
00:05:47.000 And then we have...
00:05:49.000 Reinforcements coming in late as well.
00:05:52.000 Cool.
00:05:53.000 So we have one...
00:05:54.000 Cavalry unit.
00:05:56.000 So first of all...
00:05:57.000 What we're gonna do is...
00:05:59.000 Station you there.
00:06:02.000 And...
00:06:04.000 Heavy shot.
00:06:05.000 As usual.
00:06:07.000 I will run out with...
00:06:10.000 With these...
00:06:12.000 To try to get their catapults as soon as possible.
00:06:14.000 Because without their catapults...
00:06:15.000 They are not...
00:06:17.000 As deadly.
00:06:18.000 As it were.
00:06:20.000 So...
00:06:22.000 The spearmen...
00:06:25.000 Stand at a ready right there.
00:06:26.000 And just you know...
00:06:27.000 Try to defend our beautiful towers here.
00:06:30.000 The general...
00:06:32.000 We don't want you to die.
00:06:34.000 So...
00:06:35.000 Alright that's basically what we can do right now.
00:06:37.000 And...
00:06:38.000 I'm gonna start the battle.
00:06:47.000 Try to target their general right there.
00:06:50.000 And...
00:06:53.000 Now glory to Rome!
00:06:56.000 Ah look at that.
00:06:57.000 Yes!
00:06:58.000 Come on then.
00:07:00.000 There we are. 0.51
00:07:03.000 Sick music bro. 0.88
00:07:04.000 Sick bro. 0.99
00:07:05.000 Love it. 0.69
00:07:06.000 Absolutely love it.
00:07:12.000 Now...
00:07:13.000 This is absolutely...
00:07:15.000 Perfect.
00:07:17.000 And...
00:07:19.000 Go with it...
00:07:20.000 To the general right there.
00:07:22.000 And...
00:07:24.000 Our...
00:07:26.000 Our sea captain.
00:07:28.000 We'll have two.
00:07:30.000 And you too.
00:07:33.000 No.
00:07:34.000 They have... 1.00
00:07:37.000 Ah fuck. 1.00
00:07:38.000 They didn't... 1.00
00:07:39.000 They didn't get...
00:07:41.000 Get those.
00:07:42.000 But it's...
00:07:43.000 Fine I suppose.
00:07:45.000 Let's see if we can get...
00:07:47.000 Get a cool shot in here.
00:07:49.000 It would be lovely.
00:07:53.000 Ah look at the carnage though.
00:07:56.000 Nice.
00:07:58.000 Sagitarie! 0.95
00:08:00.000 Sagitarie! 0.95
00:08:05.000 Did we only have...
00:08:06.000 One unit of those?
00:08:07.000 How blasphemous.
00:08:09.000 Ready for battle! 1.00
00:08:11.000 Ah fuck. 1.00
00:08:12.000 Now they're starting to... 1.00
00:08:14.000 Unleash hell upon us.
00:08:17.000 Highly inglorious.
00:08:20.000 I would want to get in a good shot...
00:08:23.000 At the general instead actually.
00:08:24.000 I'm gonna do that.
00:08:26.000 There...
00:08:28.000 Might be a good... 1.00
00:08:30.000 Ah fuck look at that. 0.99
00:08:32.000 Let's zoom in and see if we can... 1.00
00:08:34.000 Get a cool shot.
00:08:36.000 It's a quite...
00:08:37.000 Quite cool view.
00:08:38.000 In all actuality.
00:08:41.000 Had a nice close shave today by the way.
00:08:44.000 And...
00:08:45.000 With my safety racer.
00:08:47.000 Quite nice.
00:08:48.000 No!
00:08:49.000 What's happened now?
00:08:50.000 Are you out of ammo?
00:08:51.000 Is that it?
00:08:55.000 I'm trying to...
00:09:01.000 Take out the...
00:09:08.000 God, can you...
00:09:10.000 Can you hurry up maybe?
00:09:11.000 Maybe.
00:09:25.000 We're cool if we can reach the general right there.
00:09:28.000 But...
00:09:29.000 I suppose we can't.
00:09:31.000 And these are...
00:09:33.000 Ah look at this.
00:09:34.000 Mmm...
00:09:35.000 Conning to me.
00:09:36.000 I'm gonna speed up the gameplay just a bit.
00:09:39.000 To see what the crack is in all actuality.
00:09:41.000 Okay, so what will happen is basically they're probably gonna...
00:09:55.000 Take this...
00:09:56.000 Um...
00:09:57.000 This down and then we'll have a...
00:09:58.000 Battle on our hands.
00:09:59.000 Alright, there we are.
00:10:00.000 Now everyone get into the...
00:10:01.000 To the fight.
00:10:02.000 And...
00:10:03.000 Nooo...
00:10:04.000 Stay there.
00:10:05.000 Don't want these guys...
00:10:06.000 In here.
00:10:07.000 Because then they will take our tower.
00:10:08.000 And...
00:10:09.000 And...
00:10:10.000 Nooo...
00:10:11.000 Stay there.
00:10:12.000 Don't want these guys...
00:10:13.000 In here.
00:10:14.000 Because then they will take our tower.
00:10:15.000 And then...
00:10:16.000 We're out on thin ice my friends.
00:10:17.000 I want to keep these towers alive for as long as possible.
00:10:18.000 And do not want to let these guys...
00:10:19.000 Ah good.
00:10:20.000 Nice.
00:10:21.000 Nice.
00:10:22.000 Come on then!
00:10:23.000 Go on lads.
00:10:24.500 I can't actually be there, any problema.
00:10:25.000 Now everyone get into the fight.
00:10:27.740 late onou...
00:10:29.180 fte of disappeared...
00:10:30.180 To theカンタ Holy Yu-Mate-Ring Dawn 2.
00:10:31.340 To the nightmare.
00:10:32.280 And then...
00:10:33.280 nen handa the wall.
00:10:34.340 Can't you?
00:10:35.420 Everyone get into the...
00:10:36.420 To the fight.
00:10:37.420 And...
00:10:38.420 Nooo...
00:10:39.420 Stay there...
00:10:40.420 Don't want these guys...
00:10:41.420 In here.
00:10:42.420 Because then they will take our tower.
00:10:43.420 And then umm...
00:10:44.420 We're out on thin ice my friends.
00:10:45.420 I want to keep these towers alive for as long as possible.
00:10:48.420 And do not want to let these guys...
00:10:49.920 Ah good.
00:10:50.460 For GOD HIMSELF!
00:11:03.460 And this is a very good position, as long as we can hold the towers, this is a very good position for us.
00:11:10.460 You can zoom in and see the towers just pouring down on them.
00:11:18.460 This is cool.
00:11:20.460 Nice.
00:11:21.460 Awesome.
00:11:22.460 True friends, awesome.
00:11:24.460 Alright, where...
00:11:27.460 And you are...
00:11:29.460 Okay, they're quite far away.
00:11:31.460 It's cool.
00:11:32.460 It's fine.
00:11:34.460 There is...
00:11:35.460 Ah! 0.99
00:11:36.460 Fucking hell. 0.99
00:11:38.460 That was... 0.99
00:11:40.460 Not very good.
00:11:42.460 Not very good at all.
00:11:43.460 We really needed those towers, but...
00:11:46.460 You know, it is what it is.
00:11:48.460 We might...
00:11:49.460 We might beat them anyway, in a war of attrition.
00:11:51.460 And we have...
00:11:52.460 Towers here.
00:11:54.460 Also.
00:11:55.460 And...
00:11:57.460 See if we can...
00:11:59.460 Ballistariae.
00:12:01.460 I see they are just running from us now.
00:12:03.460 That is beautiful.
00:12:04.460 Yes!
00:12:05.460 Keep running, you DOGS! 0.85
00:12:08.460 They are but a dog. 0.98
00:12:09.460 And I'm their master.
00:12:10.460 Now.
00:12:11.460 And where is the little general?
00:12:15.460 They are somewhere.
00:12:29.460 And where is the little general?
00:12:33.460 There somewhere.
00:12:49.460 And we see there the balance of power.
00:12:53.460 We are outnumbering them in all actuality. Feels good man.
00:12:57.460 Dr. APG.
00:13:03.460 This is carnage and mayhem.
00:13:05.460 If there ever was carnage and mayhem.
00:13:07.460 In all actuality. Look at that.
00:13:09.460 Just pouring down missiles on the enemy.
00:13:17.460 Wow, look at that. Myrin.
00:13:21.460 I think we actually might win this right now.
00:13:25.460 Once the general breaks.
00:13:27.460 I think this is.
00:13:29.460 GG.
00:13:31.460 GG.
00:13:33.460 GG.
00:13:35.460 Good game.
00:13:37.460 Good game. Well played.
00:13:39.460 GG. 1.00
00:13:45.460 Come on and die unbelievers. 1.00
00:13:47.460 These are some filthy rebels who have had the authority to rise up against the just Roman rule. 1.00
00:13:55.460 Enemy units have been rallied.
00:13:59.460 Alrighty then true friends.
00:14:01.460 I utilized a good long edit there.
00:14:03.460 Just grinding at the wall.
00:14:05.460 And their general finally died.
00:14:07.460 And victory was.
00:14:09.460 Is.
00:14:10.460 Ours.
00:14:11.460 Awesome.
00:14:12.460 End battle.
00:14:13.460 Heroic victory.
00:14:15.460 Victory.
00:14:16.460 So yeah. 1.00
00:14:17.460 Rebel scum. 1.00
00:14:18.460 That's exactly how it goes. 1.00
00:14:19.460 If you rise up against the just rule of Rome.
00:14:25.460 And the Roman rebels.
00:14:27.460 I shake my head in disgust and despair at such barbarity.
00:14:31.460 I'm gonna.
00:14:33.460 Take on the warriors though.
00:14:34.460 Because they fought valiantly.
00:14:35.460 Then I'm gonna.
00:14:37.460 Alright cool.
00:14:38.460 So.
00:14:39.460 That was a turn.
00:14:41.460 And.
00:14:42.460 You can see what.
00:14:43.460 Matter of state.
00:14:44.460 Those are always.
00:14:45.460 Fun.
00:14:46.460 A local noble.
00:14:47.460 Seeking favor.
00:14:48.460 Gives us a rag of fine.
00:14:49.460 Colts.
00:14:50.460 To do as.
00:14:51.460 We wish.
00:14:52.460 Stud the horses. 1.00
00:14:53.460 Fucking sick physique. 1.00
00:14:54.460 We do. 1.00
00:14:55.460 That's what that is.
00:14:56.460 Hello rebels.
00:14:57.460 I'm gonna be with you.
00:14:58.460 In just a moment.
00:14:59.460 After I've recruited these units.
00:15:00.460 I don't know.
00:15:01.460 That's what that is.
00:15:02.460 That's what that is.
00:15:04.460 Hello rebels.
00:15:05.460 I'm gonna be with you.
00:15:07.460 In just a moment.
00:15:08.460 After I've recruited these units.
00:15:10.460 I don't really know.
00:15:11.460 What the earth shakers. 0.52
00:15:12.460 Are doing there.
00:15:13.460 If you want to box.
00:15:15.460 With me or not.
00:15:16.460 Oh.
00:15:17.460 Look at that.
00:15:18.460 We can.
00:15:19.460 Upgrade something fun.
00:15:21.460 Ah.
00:15:22.460 Legio.
00:15:23.460 Nice.
00:15:24.460 I'm gonna go with that.
00:15:25.460 Immediately.
00:15:26.460 We have leveled.
00:15:27.460 A bit.
00:15:28.460 How quaint.
00:15:30.460 Integrity.
00:15:35.460 And.
00:15:36.460 I'm gonna.
00:15:39.460 I'm gonna look at that.
00:15:40.460 Later as well.
00:15:41.460 Mmm.
00:15:42.460 Don't wanna.
00:15:43.460 Make this episode.
00:15:44.460 All too long.
00:15:45.460 Now.
00:15:46.460 I realized.
00:15:47.460 This was actually.
00:15:48.460 The fifth episode.
00:15:51.460 And.
00:15:52.460 Governed province.
00:15:53.460 He's not a governor.
00:15:54.460 Commanded force.
00:15:55.460 Public order.
00:15:56.460 Always nice.
00:15:57.460 Eh.
00:15:58.460 So.
00:15:59.460 I'll see.
00:16:00.460 If I'm.
00:16:01.460 If I'm.
00:16:02.460 Gonna do more of these episodes.
00:16:03.460 Or.
00:16:04.460 If I'm gonna start a new.
00:16:05.460 Eh.
00:16:06.460 Total War campaign.
00:16:07.460 Or.
00:16:08.460 Or.
00:16:09.460 What.
00:16:10.460 What I will do.
00:16:11.460 I don't know yet.
00:16:12.460 Um.
00:16:13.460 Can actually auto-resolve this.
00:16:14.460 I think.
00:16:15.460 There we are.
00:16:16.460 Nice.
00:16:17.460 Those warriors.
00:16:18.460 And.
00:16:19.460 Are you still going to.
00:16:20.460 To.
00:16:21.460 Run away you. 0.92
00:16:22.460 You. 1.00
00:16:23.460 Insolent. 1.00
00:16:24.460 Busted.
00:16:25.460 There we are.
00:16:26.460 Uh.
00:16:27.460 Yeah.
00:16:28.460 So.
00:16:29.460 Um.
00:16:30.460 So.
00:16:31.460 That's basically.
00:16:32.460 My thoughts right there.
00:16:33.460 Um.
00:16:34.460 Don't really know.
00:16:35.460 Might go back to Rome.
00:16:36.460 Total War.
00:16:37.460 Total War 2 as well.
00:16:38.460 Um.
00:16:39.460 In all XLT.
00:16:40.460 We'll see.
00:16:41.460 How.
00:16:42.460 How and what I do.
00:16:43.460 But.
00:16:44.460 Either way.
00:16:45.460 Thank you very much.
00:16:46.460 For.
00:16:47.460 Watching.
00:16:48.460 Always a pleasure.
00:16:49.460 And.
00:16:50.460 Who am I.
00:16:51.460 The last legion of Rome.
00:16:52.460 XXO.
00:16:53.460 Boom.
00:16:54.460 The last legion of Rome.
00:16:55.460 XXO.
00:16:56.460 Boom.
00:16:57.460 Always a pleasure.
00:16:58.460 And.
00:16:59.460 Who am I.
00:17:00.460 The last legion of Rome.
00:17:02.460 XXO.
00:17:03.460 Boom.