The Golden One - October 22, 2015


Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 7


Episode Stats

Length

17 minutes

Words per Minute

105.918655

Word Count

1,888

Sentence Count

389

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, you proud sons of Rome.
00:00:04.100 Let's go talk to Astrid.
00:00:06.540 I saved Nasir, brah, from an imminent death.
00:00:10.960 Or more.
00:00:12.060 Closer to the truth, he actually saved me.
00:00:13.980 But yeah, welcome back to Skyrim.
00:00:15.520 And my face is presentable again.
00:00:18.060 Which is why I have the face cam on.
00:00:20.900 Hello, girl.
00:00:22.680 Astrid, what has happened with you?
00:00:25.920 Astrid, no.
00:00:28.060 Astrid.
00:00:30.000 Hush now.
00:00:30.640 Please.
00:00:31.920 There is much I have to say.
00:00:35.060 Talk, then.
00:00:35.740 And not much time.
00:00:38.180 Go on, girl.
00:00:39.520 I'm listening.
00:00:40.820 So very sorry.
00:00:42.660 The Penitus Oculatus.
00:00:45.100 Mero.
00:00:46.140 He said that by giving you to them,
00:00:48.680 he would leave the Dark Brotherhood alone.
00:00:51.740 She sold me out.
00:00:53.280 Hope I said this.
00:00:54.640 I was such a fool.
00:00:56.320 Indeed you were.
00:00:57.040 All this.
00:00:58.100 It's all my fault.
00:01:00.000 You are the best of us.
00:01:02.400 Indeed I am.
00:01:02.960 I nearly killed you.
00:01:05.060 As I've killed everyone else.
00:01:06.640 Damn traitor!
00:01:11.440 You will be judged by cities in the void.
00:01:14.060 I pity you.
00:01:14.980 No.
00:01:15.700 Don't pity me.
00:01:17.040 I deserve whatever fate the Dreadlord has in store.
00:01:23.760 I betrayed you.
00:01:25.860 And now Mero has betrayed me.
00:01:27.680 She actually sold us out to your friends.
00:01:31.720 Oh well.
00:01:31.980 I just wanted Daze.
00:01:33.140 It's cool.
00:01:34.220 It's fun.
00:01:34.640 It's cool.
00:01:34.740 It's fun.
00:01:38.900 Cicero.
00:01:39.500 Before the Night Mother.
00:01:41.700 Before you.
00:01:44.640 Before I came in and flexed my traps.
00:01:48.000 Two traps of loot.
00:01:48.820 I was wrong.
00:01:50.960 But you are alive.
00:01:52.720 I am.
00:01:53.160 So there is still a chance.
00:01:54.280 Unfortunately for you.
00:01:55.780 You busted.
00:01:57.920 I'll write it in.
00:01:58.460 Rebuild.
00:02:00.140 That's what I did.
00:02:01.120 That's what I did.
00:02:02.300 This.
00:02:04.160 Don't you see?
00:02:05.780 I prayed to the Night Mother.
00:02:08.940 I am the Black Sacrament.
00:02:11.400 Sickening.
00:02:11.880 I'm saying you were right.
00:02:16.820 The Night Mother was right.
00:02:19.440 The old ways.
00:02:21.120 She was right to admire my juiciness.
00:02:23.420 That's what she was.
00:02:25.060 I was a fool to oppose them.
00:02:27.260 I think she was a bit jellier at the Night Mother.
00:02:29.460 Because everyone was Myrin, the Night Mother.
00:02:31.960 I have prayed for a contract.
00:02:34.800 You lead this family now.
00:02:37.720 I give you the blade of woe.
00:02:40.580 So that you can see it.
00:02:41.880 You must kill me.
00:02:46.740 Gladly.
00:02:48.600 No, not gladly though.
00:02:50.180 But um.
00:02:53.340 Okay, so you actually sold us out.
00:02:56.520 Die unbeliever.
00:02:58.580 Thank you.
00:03:00.320 Thy art welcome.
00:03:02.860 Return to the Night Mother.
00:03:04.600 Hello, Naseebra.
00:03:06.020 Nice beard.
00:03:07.140 Hello, girl.
00:03:08.380 Get out of my way.
00:03:09.120 Oh, Night Mother.
00:03:13.500 Where art thou?
00:03:15.840 Hello, hello.
00:03:16.740 Astrid is dead.
00:03:20.120 She is.
00:03:20.900 She is a common.
00:03:21.700 It is as it should be.
00:03:22.800 Bastard.
00:03:23.980 May she find redemption in the void.
00:03:28.360 I'm sure she will.
00:03:30.860 But while you will.
00:03:31.740 She realized her heinous cross.
00:03:33.900 The Dark Brotherhood lives.
00:03:36.720 We must fulfill our contract.
00:03:40.320 Let's kill someone.
00:03:41.260 Emperor Titus Mead II.
00:03:44.740 Must be eliminated.
00:03:47.480 Speak with Armand Mautier at the Bannered Mare in Whiterun.
00:03:57.340 He will know the true Emperor's future.
00:04:02.100 As it was a good few years since I played this quest for meeting.
00:04:09.420 For you are the listener.
00:04:12.080 Listener.
00:04:12.480 And must find this family together.
00:04:16.120 I will see thy will be done.
00:04:19.740 All right, then.
00:04:21.000 Death incarnate.
00:04:24.140 Did I have to speak to Naseebra?
00:04:27.780 Hailth, cities.
00:04:28.900 Kind of a cool name, actually.
00:04:31.440 Cities.
00:04:32.860 Hello, lad.
00:04:34.480 By Sith.
00:04:35.380 What?
00:04:36.380 Well, what did she say?
00:04:38.500 She said sick fucking gangs.
00:04:42.000 That's what.
00:04:45.180 You mean there's still a chance?
00:04:47.640 But how?
00:04:49.100 Our plan has gone to ruin.
00:04:50.640 Everyone is dead.
00:04:51.620 Nah, man.
00:04:53.440 Still a chance.
00:04:56.020 You have to trust me.
00:04:57.980 All right, then.
00:04:58.640 Go.
00:04:59.600 Go, my listener.
00:05:01.200 Find out what that slimy bastard Mautier has to say.
00:05:04.980 Then send the Emperor to Sithis.
00:05:07.700 Ah.
00:05:08.320 But when you're done, there's no use returning here, is there?
00:05:12.100 Nah, man.
00:05:13.040 I was thinking.
00:05:14.440 The Dawnstar Sanctuary.
00:05:16.780 We could make a proper home there.
00:05:18.800 Yeah.
00:05:19.700 Listen.
00:05:20.720 When you're finished with this Emperor business, meet Babette and me there.
00:05:24.980 All right.
00:05:25.420 I'll find some way to move the Nightmother.
00:05:27.900 Don't worry.
00:05:29.180 Now go.
00:05:30.680 And come back with a barrel full of gold, huh?
00:05:34.240 Now, Dallas, I love you.
00:05:36.200 Pack your things.
00:05:37.380 All right, then.
00:05:39.340 Bye, Sanctuary.
00:05:40.440 It was a really cool place.
00:05:42.820 But we can't stay here, true friends.
00:05:44.080 We have to exit this place because now it's public knowledge exactly where we are.
00:05:51.300 It's got a cool dark elf, bro.
00:05:56.200 Right there, in all actuality.
00:05:59.000 So, yeah.
00:06:07.380 Wow, look at that.
00:06:09.060 I nailed him up at the tree.
00:06:11.940 Hail City.
00:06:12.540 Let's talk to this lad.
00:06:16.960 And see what the crack is in all actuality.
00:06:22.940 So, yeah.
00:06:26.600 Let's see if we're...
00:06:28.320 Wow, look at that.
00:06:29.260 So beautiful.
00:06:30.500 Love it.
00:06:31.440 I'm going to see if...
00:06:32.960 I don't know if I'll make any more episodes.
00:06:36.560 I suppose that the mages guild would be...
00:06:40.400 You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?
00:06:42.420 Yes, that you're standing in the way.
00:06:43.760 I'm obsessed with death.
00:06:45.940 Oh, friend.
00:06:47.360 Patron of the great crowd.
00:06:49.440 Yeah.
00:06:53.600 I don't really know.
00:06:57.720 Yeah, comment below what you would like to see.
00:06:59.700 It doesn't have to be Skyrim either.
00:07:03.300 But just give me your thoughts.
00:07:06.560 Hello, Blue.
00:07:08.460 What is it?
00:07:09.140 I said I didn't wish to...
00:07:11.180 Be...
00:07:11.780 By the gods.
00:07:13.860 You...
00:07:14.300 You're alive.
00:07:15.480 I am, you.
00:07:16.660 Your sanctuary.
00:07:17.880 Please.
00:07:18.700 You mustn't think I had anything to do with that.
00:07:20.640 Oh, but you did.
00:07:21.540 You...
00:07:21.660 I wanted the emperor dead.
00:07:22.360 The true emperor.
00:07:23.100 Slyly bastard.
00:07:24.060 I still do.
00:07:24.520 It was Maro.
00:07:25.520 He...
00:07:27.800 Morrisey.
00:07:29.460 You mean, after all that's transpired,
00:07:32.140 the Dark Brotherhood will still...
00:07:34.500 Honor the contract?
00:07:35.940 Yes.
00:07:36.340 Why, this is astounding news.
00:07:38.460 Wonderful news.
00:07:40.320 The emperor is still in Skyrim,
00:07:42.240 but not for long.
00:07:43.240 He's on board his ship, the Kateraya,
00:07:44.980 moored offshore in the Solitude Inlet.
00:07:47.300 But you must hurry.
00:07:48.820 If you can get on board that ship,
00:07:50.980 kill Titus Mead II,
00:07:52.460 as contracted.
00:07:53.160 I will reveal the location of the dead drop
00:07:55.640 that holds your payment.
00:07:57.480 All righty then.
00:08:02.000 Well, I don't know.
00:08:03.940 It's in the Solitude Inlet.
00:08:05.000 Don't you know anything, you worthless bastard?
00:08:07.680 I suppose you should go to the docks and swim?
00:08:12.840 Well, all right.
00:08:14.480 Surely, you're joking.
00:08:16.880 This is the true emperor,
00:08:18.600 not some half-septim look-alike.
00:08:20.900 He'll be surrounded by elite bodyguards, I'm sure.
00:08:23.820 You'll have your work cut out for you.
00:08:26.140 Still,
00:08:26.860 everyone assumes
00:08:29.080 the Dark Brotherhood
00:08:29.940 has been completely destroyed.
00:08:32.120 They may be a bit more lax than usual.
00:08:36.160 Yeah.
00:08:38.080 Ha ha, yes.
00:08:39.480 I can imagine you'd want to settle that spot.
00:08:42.040 Where is he?
00:08:43.000 Last I heard,
00:08:43.820 he was at the Solitude Docks
00:08:45.240 conducting the emperor's departure.
00:08:48.840 Optional.
00:08:49.480 I don't really want to kill him, though, but...
00:08:51.860 Hello, gorgeous.
00:08:54.860 How are we today?
00:08:56.860 And an imperial.
00:08:59.080 How dare he
00:08:59.840 to be here?
00:09:02.580 How dare he?
00:09:04.800 So, yeah.
00:09:05.320 Let me know
00:09:05.900 character
00:09:06.880 and quest.
00:09:10.720 Or game, even.
00:09:12.760 Doesn't have to be Skyrim.
00:09:14.560 All right.
00:09:16.980 Now, let's kill the emperor, true friends.
00:09:19.240 He deserves it.
00:09:21.380 All right, then, true friends.
00:09:22.700 I fast-traveled
00:09:24.200 to he.
00:09:25.760 Actually, I'm gonna sleep
00:09:27.320 for one hour
00:09:28.840 because then we level more
00:09:30.160 and that's always fun.
00:09:32.500 All right, cool.
00:09:33.440 There is the ship
00:09:34.080 and now it's just a matter of
00:09:35.740 running there
00:09:37.240 and killing the emperor.
00:09:39.140 Might not be just
00:09:40.080 as easy,
00:09:41.480 but still.
00:09:44.940 And...
00:09:45.660 All right, up there.
00:09:46.820 There is...
00:09:47.540 Stop right there.
00:09:48.920 What?
00:09:54.120 Oh.
00:09:55.560 Hello, hello.
00:09:57.540 I don't really want
00:09:58.480 to go to jail, though.
00:10:03.380 That was because we're...
00:10:05.820 We're wanted.
00:10:08.680 Might...
00:10:09.320 Oh, fuck.
00:10:12.260 Might do that later.
00:10:13.600 Go to jail.
00:10:14.140 But now...
00:10:18.140 Okay, so true friend
00:10:19.360 actually commented
00:10:20.060 and said that
00:10:20.740 you can get a sneak attack
00:10:21.940 in...
00:10:23.100 Oh, look at that.
00:10:23.620 A nerd route
00:10:24.560 if you...
00:10:25.700 When you're invisible
00:10:27.020 when you do that.
00:10:27.880 I'm gonna try that.
00:10:30.500 Might be a fun thing
00:10:31.920 to try.
00:10:33.140 Wow, look at that ship.
00:10:34.320 Fucking awesome.
00:10:37.200 Awesome as fuck.
00:10:38.880 I'm not gonna kill
00:10:41.140 Captain Marrow
00:10:41.860 because he only did
00:10:43.400 his duty, like...
00:10:44.780 And I regret that
00:10:45.500 we killed his son.
00:10:49.300 Hello, ship.
00:10:50.320 How are you today?
00:10:51.980 What's it like
00:10:52.620 being a ship?
00:10:57.160 Hello.
00:10:58.900 Gorgeous.
00:11:03.580 What?
00:11:04.080 Like that.
00:11:04.800 Uh, okay.
00:11:07.500 Ah.
00:11:08.380 Nice.
00:11:09.880 Open the Katariah.
00:11:12.660 Now,
00:11:13.860 I'm gonna...
00:11:16.120 Commence an epic
00:11:18.280 power gaming spree.
00:11:19.540 And that's the last one.
00:11:21.480 Alright, enough of this.
00:11:22.520 Come on, let's get
00:11:39.220 something to eat.
00:11:43.020 Gods, I'll be glad
00:11:43.860 to see the last of Skyrim.
00:11:45.920 Hello, lads.
00:11:46.740 Dragons, murder,
00:11:48.020 rebellion.
00:11:48.460 Murder?
00:11:49.460 Murder?
00:11:50.460 I think we'll all feel better
00:11:54.360 once we're back out to sea.
00:11:55.700 We belong now.
00:11:57.860 Back in Cyrodiil.
00:11:58.780 Okay.
00:12:05.960 Okay.
00:12:07.020 I suppose we'll go
00:12:08.440 upwards.
00:12:10.760 Ah, fucking hell.
00:12:11.680 What's that?
00:12:19.920 Imperial boots.
00:12:21.300 How quaint.
00:12:21.760 Okay, so I'm gonna try to get...
00:12:29.160 Get good or get wrecked.
00:12:35.160 Ah, fuck.
00:12:40.740 I took the wrong turn there.
00:12:43.740 Now, dear friends.
00:12:51.120 Bear with me as I...
00:12:53.320 Try to find...
00:12:55.120 It had to be done.
00:13:00.860 You were a traitor to Tamriel.
00:13:07.860 Alright.
00:13:08.640 It seems that the only way is...
00:13:13.860 Is it here, maybe?
00:13:22.540 Hello, lads.
00:13:26.240 Ah, nice.
00:13:28.140 Gonna do a quick save there.
00:13:29.500 Okay, so we don't...
00:13:30.500 It's all over now.
00:13:31.660 Lieutenant said you could see the smoke and white bars.
00:13:34.440 Unlock door, expat.
00:13:36.540 No problem for me at all.
00:13:43.580 Fuck.
00:13:45.860 Bear with me, true friends.
00:13:52.320 There we are.
00:13:54.660 Feels good, man.
00:13:55.640 The JPG.
00:13:59.500 Is that the Emperor?
00:14:13.200 No.
00:14:14.540 Is he just...
00:14:15.660 A regular god?
00:14:21.140 Might actually have to kill him.
00:14:22.500 Never should have...
00:14:27.600 Look at that.
00:14:31.860 So, thank you for the true friend who...
00:14:33.460 Awareed me of that little...
00:14:36.180 Thing.
00:14:36.920 Fucking awesome.
00:14:38.100 Love it.
00:14:40.600 Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
00:14:42.780 Ah, look at this.
00:14:44.480 A soul gem.
00:14:45.620 An orcish helmet.
00:14:47.240 How quaint.
00:14:47.800 All right.
00:14:50.560 Where...
00:14:51.120 Where is the Emperor now?
00:14:56.660 This is it, true friends.
00:14:58.200 This.
00:14:58.760 Is.
00:14:59.420 It.
00:15:00.180 In all actuality.
00:15:05.800 Two-trap salute.
00:15:06.780 And once more, I prove Commander Morrow, the fool.
00:15:11.800 I told you, you can't stop the Dark Brotherhood.
00:15:15.240 Never could.
00:15:19.880 Can you see me, even?
00:15:24.280 Come now.
00:15:25.360 Don't be shy.
00:15:26.980 You haven't come this far just to stand there gawking.
00:15:30.120 No, no.
00:15:32.780 You were...
00:15:33.500 Expecting me.
00:15:34.700 Of course.
00:15:35.900 You and I have a date with destiny.
00:15:37.980 But...
00:15:38.340 So it is with assassins and emperors, hmm?
00:15:43.260 Quite so.
00:15:43.940 Yes, I must die.
00:15:45.760 And you must deliver the blow.
00:15:48.020 It is simply the way it is.
00:15:50.860 But I wonder...
00:15:52.940 Would you suffer an old man a few more words before the end is done?
00:15:56.920 Yeah, let's do it, bro.
00:15:57.600 I'm listening.
00:16:00.420 Well, I thank you for your courtesy.
00:16:03.280 You will kill me.
00:16:05.220 I've accepted that fate.
00:16:07.040 But regardless of your path through life, I sense in you a certain ambition.
00:16:14.920 Yeah.
00:16:15.500 So, I ask of you a favor.
00:16:18.580 All right, then.
00:16:19.060 An old man's dying wish.
00:16:22.080 While there are many who would see me dead, there is one who set the machine in motion.
00:16:27.600 This person, whomever he or she may be, must be punished for their treachery.
00:16:33.900 Once you've been rewarded for my assassination, I want you to kill the very person who ordered it.
00:16:41.560 Would you do me this kindness?
00:16:43.260 I actually will.
00:16:44.780 Um...
00:16:45.200 Thank you.
00:16:50.360 Uh, definitely.
00:16:51.560 Let's do it, bro.
00:16:52.200 I want you to have a business at hand, I suppose.
00:16:57.480 So, Williust.
00:16:59.800 All right, then.
00:17:03.260 But he seemed like such a...
00:17:05.000 Such a nice...
00:17:06.100 Nice guy.
00:17:06.900 Emperor robes.
00:17:12.600 Does he have anything fun here?
00:17:16.420 Hmm...
00:17:17.140 No.
00:17:18.460 No real fun loot, I'm afraid.
00:17:28.340 All righty, then.
00:17:30.180 Well, look at that.
00:17:32.700 Uh, yeah.
00:17:33.360 So, I will, uh...
00:17:34.220 I will make another episode where I just finish off the, um...
00:17:38.120 The quest line.
00:17:39.660 Thank you very much for watching, as usual.
00:17:42.060 Pleasure.
00:17:43.340 Um...
00:17:43.980 And who am I?
00:17:46.120 I'm the Chosen of Cities.
00:17:47.860 XXO.
00:17:48.820 Boom!
00:17:49.140 Boom!
00:17:49.400 Boom!
00:17:49.460 Boom!